BONEQUEST

EPISODES: 2005

No. Date   Title / Dialog Players Tags
2,256 1/1/2005 just happy to be here at all
pants: IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD atandt: AMEN pants: FAGGOT-AMERICAN atandt: STRAP ON THE FEEDBAG OR DIE TRYING pants: I CLEAN THE BONG WITH RUBBING ALCOHOL AND WHITE RICE atandt: YOU TRICKED ME INTO SAYING HAPPY NEW YEAR
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#bong
#die-trying
#feedbag
#fighting-irish-pose
#marijuana
#rice
#rubbing-alcohol
#yellow-background
2,257 1/2/2005 fading fast in the queer chair
pants: I'M FADING FAST pants: ALSO SOMEBODY LEFT MY QUEER CHAIR IN THE RAIN pants: NOW MY JEANS ARE SOAKED
pants
#macarthur-park
#pants-solo
#soaked
#true-story
#woodring-field-background
2,258 1/3/2005 still life
atandt: STILL atandt: STILL atandt: STILL atandt: STILL GOBBLING DICK LIKE A FUCKING QUEER TURKEY
atandt
#repetition
#white-background
2,259 1/4/2005 from now on
spigot: FROM NOW ON PLEASE ADDRESS ME AS EITHER "DOCTOR WHO" OR "THE DOCTOR" spigot: OR JUST "DOCTOR" OR "ZAPHOD" spigot: TELL DEUCE Q*BERT WOULD ALSO BE ACCEPTABLE deuce: T MINUS TWO MINUTES
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#dr-who
#hitchhikers-guide
#q-bert
#woodring-field-background
2,260 1/5/2005 squeezy bouncy nuts
spigot: HI I'M JOSEPH AND THIS IS MY TECHNICOLOR DREAMCOAT deuce: OSTRICH NUTS spigot: WHAM BAM BAM BAM HOLY GOD POUNDING MY NUTS INTO THE SAND deuce: "OSTRICH" IS A FUNNY WORD deuce: IT REMINDS ME OF "PUSHING AND PUNCHING YOUR SQUEEZY BOUNCY NUTS INTO ANOTHER WORLD"
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#holy-god
#nuts
#nuts-of-spigot
#physical-comedy
#violence
#woodring-stairs-background
2,261 1/6/2005 i just want some action
pants: THE GUY SAID I COULD FUCK HIS EWOK BUT (AND I QUOTE) NO ROUGH STUFF pants: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS pants: I JUST WANT SOME ACTION
pants
#pants-solo
#star-wars
#woodring-field-background
2,262 1/7/2005 sir i am not an ashtray
spigot: SIR I AM NOT AN ASHTRAY spigot: OOF URF OKAY MAYBE I AM deuce: ATTITUDE
deuce
spigot
#ashtray
#deuce-spigot
#porn
#violent-disapproval
#woodring-den-background
2,263 1/8/2005 ride the well thing
deuce: I HAVE FALLEN DOWN A WELL AND THERE IS PISS AND BONES DOWN HERE AND I WOULD LIKE TO BE RESCUED NOW THANK YOU spigot: YOU CAN ONLY RIDE THE WELL THING FOR SO LONG
deuce
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#piss
#well
#woodring-field-background
2,264 1/9/2005 over heating
pants: GOODNIGHT MOUTH pants: PUTTING YOU TO REST FOR AN HOUR SO YOU DO NOT OVERHEAT ON ME AGAIN pants: JUST pants: THAT pants: GAY spigot: *PONK* spurting_frog: DUDE THAT'S DATE RAPE call_the_enclave: FIRST POST leafblower: JACK ME OFF WITH THEM TITTIES REAL NICE LIKE OR I'LL CUT YOU BITCH
pants
spigot
#enclave
#frog
#gay
#goodnight-moon
#livejournal
#mouth
#mouth-of-pants
#pants-spigot
#ponk
#spurty-frog
#viscera
#woodring-field-background
2,265 1/10/2005 sex with goats
deuce: THE BIGGEST PERK OF BEING A SERVANT OF THE DEVIL IS YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH GOATS deuce: FREELY
deuce
#bestiality
#deuce-solo
#goats
#satanism
#woodring-stairs-background
#zoophilia
2,266 1/11/2005 slam the car door on my boner
spigot: SLAM THE CAR DOOR ON MY BONER SO I WON'T BE GAY deuce: JERKING
deuce
spigot
#boner
#deuce-spigot
#dong-slamming
#genital-mutilation
#jerking
#single-panel
#woodring-den-background
2,267 1/12/2005 in which deuce tries to reveal state secrets and is censored for his efforts
deuce: [REDACTED] deuce: OH deuce: RIGHT
deuce
#deuce-solo
#redacted-text
#sfw
2,268 1/13/2005 where will it end
deuce: ANOTHER HUGE POO pants: WHEN WILL MANKIND LEARN pants: WHERE WILL IT END
deuce
pants
#deja-vu
#deuce-pants
#poo
2,269 1/14/2005 fired twice now
spigot: YOUR BADGE DOESN'T WORK???? spigot: YOUR PHONE IS GONE???? spigot: THERE'S A DICK IN YOUR FACE???? spigot: DO TELL!!!!!!!
spigot
#fired
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
2,270 1/15/2005 untitled 2
atandt: IS MY HOT DOG READY YET
atandt
#atandt-solo
#deja-vu
#hot-dog
#sfw
#true-story
2,271 1/16/2005 like crazy here
pants: HELLO pants: HELLO pants: EMERGENCY BEACON GOING OFF LIKE CRAZY HERE deuce: LET HIM GO HE'S NO USE TO US ANYWAY pants: PANTS IS DRIFTING INTO OUTER SPACE deuce: THAT'LL TEACH HIM TO NOT LEARN TO USE A SECURING LINE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#moon-background
#sfw
2,272 1/17/2005 the troll guild
.(atandt): ASHAMED OF MY BEHAVIOR (atandt): FORGOT TO PAY FEES TO THE TROLL GUILD atandt: NOW AN EX-TROLL
atandt
#atandt-solo
#sfw
#troll
#whisper
#woodring-room-background
2,273 1/18/2005 cancer of the breakfast
spigot: MY BONER WAS MANY THINGS TO MANY PEOPLE spigot: BUT REALLY I'M HERE TO TALK ABOUT HOW GAY THINGS GET IN STALL 4 pants: HOW GAY IS IT spigot: I MEAN BREAKFAST CANCER OR WHATEVER pants: SO GAY THEY SERVE HAPPY MEALS
pants
spigot
#cancer
#pants-spigot
#photo
#spurty-frog
#woodring-den-background
2,274 1/19/2005 the day before the end of the world
hanford: BONEQUEST IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY pants: OH SORRY I'LL BE QUIET hanford: STATIC STATIC SHOUTING MORE STATIC MORE PEOPLE SHOUTING hanford: GUNSHOTS AND SCREAMS THEN BREAKING WINDOWS pants: GONNA FUCK ME A ZOMBIE
hanford
pants
#gonna-fuck-me-a
#necrophilia
#woodring-room-background
#zombie
2,275 1/20/2005 the spigot man can
spigot: AND A ONE AND A TWO AND A spigot: WHO CAN TAKE A BONG / HIT spigot: AND HOLD IT IN HIS HEAD spigot: AND EAT A BOX OF COOKIES / SUCK A COCK / AND GO TO BED pants: THE SPIGOT MAN CAN spigot: THE SPIGOT MAN CAN
pants
spigot
#bonequest-hi-fi
#bonghit
#candyman
#cookies
#marijuana
#pants-spigot
#sammy-davis-jr
#singing
#willy-wonka
2,276 1/21/2005 relax this is state of the art equipment
spigot: GUESS WHAT'S IN MY FACE RIGHT NOW pants: I GIVE UP spigot: YES YES AND YES pants: DOES IT START WITH C OR D OR Q pants: HOLY GOD YOU'VE DISCOVERED LOST TREASURE
pants
spigot
#guessing-game
#lost-treasure
#pants-spigot
#woodring-stairs-background
2,277 1/22/2005 zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing zoing
spigot: ZOING ZOING ZOING ZOING ZOING ZOING ZOING ZOING DROPPING THE WHIPPED CREAM CONTAINER AND ZOING ZOING ZOING ZOING STUMBLING OVER TO THE COUNTER TO HELP A CUSTOMER
spigot
#photo
#physical-comedy
#repetition
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#whippits
#woodring-den-background
2,278 1/23/2005 day one: problem discovered
hanford: WHERE DID ALL THE ZOMBIES COME FROM pants: I THOUGHT THIS WAS A GAY DISCO
hanford
pants
#black-background
#disco
#hanford-pants
#manass
#zombie
2,279 1/24/2005 print dialog theatre
spigot: FORGETTING ABOUT THE PRINT DIALOG AND TAKING A LONG LUNCH spigot: TAKING A LONG SHIT WITH CONTINUED DISREGARD FOR THE PRINT DIALOG deuce: THIS CONCLUDES TODAY'S PRINT DIALOG THEATRE spigot: GOING HOME FOR THE WEEKEND (PRINT DIALOG)
deuce
spigot
#background
#deuce-spigot
#print-dialog
#woodring-field
2,280 1/25/2005 all over the webcam
spigot: THAT LAST JERK FELT HURRIED pants: YOU'RE NOT REALLY A DOCTOR spigot: PLEASE STAY SEATED pants: I CAN'T AFFORD THIS PROCEDURE spigot: PLEASE RUB YOUR BALLS ALL OVER THE WEBCAM LIKE WE DISCUSSED pants: THIS MAKES ME VERY UNCOMFORTABLE
pants
spigot
#pants-spigot
2,281 1/26/2005 day two
pants: WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT ZOMBIES COULD CAUSE SO MANY PROBLEMS atandt: GO FIGURE atandt: WHAT WOULD BUTTMAN DO pants: BUNCHED UP IN THE CRAWLSPACE GOING ON 39 HOURS NOW atandt: ZOMBIES LIKE TO PISS AND SHIT EVERYWHERE pants: THAT WAS ME (ALSO I POURED BONGWATER ON THE FLOOR)
atandt
pants
#black-background
#buttman
#piss
#zombie
2,282 1/27/2005 sick little games
pants: FISH CANNOT CARRY GUNS deuce: THAT'S DEBATABLE !!!!!!!!!! pants: I'LL BE TROFF AND YOU BE NROFF AND WE'LL BOTH BE FAGS deuce: I WILL NOT BE A PART OF YOUR SICK LITTLE GAMES !!! pants: T DEUCE TROFF OR NROFF PICK ONE (ODDLY PERSISTANT) deuce: BLHABLHLABHALBHALBLHBALBHL PISSING AND SHITTING HIMSELF FROM THE STRESS
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#gun
#huffy-pants
#mousehole
#nroff
#piss
#troff
#typo
#unix
#woodring-room-background
2,283 1/28/2005 lol brb
spigot: G G G G deuce: PFFFFTTTTHHHH deuce: I FARTED !!!!!!!!!!!!!! HHAHAHAH FSKH spigot: LOL BRB!!!!!!! : SPIGOT NEVER COMES BACK deuce: ROTFLMAO !!!!!!!
deuce
spigot
#caption
#deuce-spigot
#farts
#lol
#woodring-room-background
2,284 1/29/2005 suicide girls
spigot: [REDACTED] ARE......... HIDEOUS deuce: ACCURATE SAMPLING METHODS
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#nonstandard-title-panel
#redacted-text
#suicide-girls
#title-mismatch
#woodring-den-background
2,285 1/30/2005 nose and glasses
pants: WILL YOU SIT WITH ME deuce: ONLY IF YOU WIPE ME (HAVE BEEN NEEDING A WIPE FOR A GOOD THREE HOURS NOW) pants: RAINCHECK deuce: VERY WELL I WILL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER PATRON pants: YOU WON'T HAVE TO LOOK FAR (NOSE AND GLASSES) deuce: IN THE GAHGAHLGAHLGAHLAGHL OF THE GAHLGALHAGHLGAHLGAHLGALHGAHLGA
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
2,286 1/31/2005 bad baby
deuce: I JUST WANT TO BE HELD, MAYBE SHAKEN VIGOROUSLY LIKE A BAD BABY SO IT SCRAMBLES MY BRAINS
deuce
#baby
#deuce-solo
#shaken-baby
#woodring-den-background
2,287 2/1/2005 tsunami victims aid
spigot: IT'S ALWAYS GIMME GIMME WITH FLOOD VICTIMS spigot: MMM URF SNICKERS spigot: MMMM HOMPH BOMPH THREE MUSKETEERS spigot: HUGHGHGHGHG FISTFULLS OF SKITTLES spigot: BUH MORE TWIX MUH BUH COOKIE CRUNCH
spigot
#cookie-crunch
#flood
#sfw
#snickers
#spigot-solo
#three-musketeers
#twix
2,288 2/2/2005 what have you done
pants: ARE THOSE PEOPLE DEAD
pants
#pants-solo
#sfw
2,289 2/3/2005 a cocksucking commando storming the countryside
pants: GGGGGGGGGGGGGGG pants: I'M A COCKSUCKING COMMANDO STORMING THE COUNTRYSIDE spigot: T PANTS I DON'T LIKE THAT GAY TALK pants: I'M SORRY
pants
spigot
#cocksucking
#not-gay
#pants-spigot
#watch-the-profanity
#woodring-room-background
2,290 2/4/2005 honk if you jerk for jesus
pants: I JERK FOR JESUS pants: HE LOVES ME SO pants: SPURTING ON HIS TITS, ETC.
pants
#honk
#jerking
#jesus
#pants-solo
#woodring-room-background
2,291 2/5/2005 do you know
spigot: DO YA KNOW / WHERE YOU'RE GOING TO spigot: DO YA LIKE THE THINGS THAT / LIFE IS SHOWING YOU deuce: ARGLE BARGLE (spigot): CAN I START BY BLOWING YOU deuce: OKAY WE'RE GOING TO STOP THIS PERFORMANCE RIGHT NOW
deuce
spigot
#blowjob
#deuce-spigot
#diana-ross
#singing
#whisper
#woodring-field-background
2,292 2/6/2005 double anal
(deuce): ANAL spigot: SIGNING HERE MEANS THAT YOU UNDERSTAND THAT DOUBLE ANAL ACTUALLY MEANS TWO IN THERE AT THE SAME TIME
deuce
spigot
#anal
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#mousehole
#porn
#whisper
#woodring-room-background
2,293 2/7/2005 boldly going where no man blah blah duh
spigot: THERE IS LIFE IN THIS STALL spigot: CLEARLY
spigot
#sfw
#spigot-points
#spigot-solo
#stall
#star-trek
#woodring-stairs-background
2,294 2/8/2005 the gang is all here
pants: DID I MISS ANYTHING? spigot: DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING spigot: LOO LOOLOO LOOLOO LOOLOOLOOLOO
pants
spigot
#woodring-stairs-background
2,295 2/9/2005 a very good thing
pants: SO SORRY ABOUT THE FATNESS pants: I'LL CLEAN THAT UP LATER deuce: I NEED PORN ALL DAY LONG pants: GOOD THING WE HAVE A PORN TUNNEL
deuce
pants
#boner
#coy-pants
#drunk-deuce
#fatness
#porn
#woodring-field-background
2,296 2/10/2005 thurs day night
deuce: OKAY HERE I AM pants: WELL IT'S ABOUT TIME pants: I NEED MY OIL CHANGED AND MY BATTERY TERMINALS RECONNECTED pants: IT'S THURSDAY AND THAT'S A BIG NIGHT FOR A FREAKISHLY FAT WHORE SUCH AS MYSELF
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#fatness
#mousehole
#thursday
#whore
#woodring-room-background
2,297 2/11/2005 the teflon dong
spigot: THE TEFLON DONG pants: WHO CALLED FOR A CAB pants: I MEAN BUZZED FOR A FAG deuce: DING DONG
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
2,298 2/12/2005 never make fun
pants: NO COME BACK pants: I'M SORRY pants: I SWEAR I'LL NEVER MAKE FUN OF YOUR INFERIOR DICKSUCKING ABILITIES AGAIN
pants
#come-back
#pants-solo
2,299 2/13/2005 my fucking snack
spigot: HOT BUTTERY COCK WILL BE MY FUCKING SNACK pants: I'M FRIGHTENED spigot: FAT AND WET
pants
spigot
#cock
#moustache
#pants-spigot
#woodring-stairs-background
2,300 2/14/2005 it takes place under the sink
spigot: EITHER THIS IS THE JIZZ BUS OR IT ISN'T pants: DING DING spigot: OFER pants: ACTUALLY IT'S MORE OF A SPURT TROLLEY spigot: EITHER WAY I'M STARTING TO THINK I WORE A TIE FOR NOTHING
pants
spigot
#huffy-pants
#jizz
#pants-spigot
#pants-under-the-sink
#sink
#trolley
#woodring-stairs-background
2,301 2/15/2005 boners and bongs
deuce: BONERS AND BONGS spigot: AND IT TOOK PEPPERIDGE FARM TO PUT THEM TOGETHER
deuce
spigot
#boner
#bong
#deuce-spigot
#pepperidge-farm
#woodring-stairs-background
2,302 2/16/2005 make a splash hit a seal
spigot: WHY HAS PANTS BEEN IDLE FOR 650 MINUTES??????? spigot: WHEN HE KNOWS I HAVE A SOUVENIR FOR HIM FROM THE GAY PRIDE PARADE!!!! spigot: THE PUNCHLINE IS: SOMETIMES YOU MAKE A SPLASH AND HIT A SEAL
spigot
#idle
#spigot-solo
#woodring-den-background
2,303 2/17/2005 much too short
pants: MY WANG IS TOO SHORT (TUGGING, WEIGHT SET) NOTHING AND WAITING FOR SOMETHING TO HAPPEN deuce: BE SURE TO CURL IT AROUND A STICK AND PULL
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#natural-male-enhancement
#penis
#wang
#woodring-field-background
2,304 2/18/2005 news paper
pants: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I DON'T KNOW GO READ A NEWSPAPER OR SOMETHING
pants
#amazon
#huffy-pants
#pants-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
2,305 2/19/2005 more like a mouth story
deuce: JUST THE WAY WE ARE pants: NO deuce: A LOVE STORY pants: MORE LIKE A MOUTH STORY BECAUSE I DON'T SEE THE LOVE UNLESS YOU CALL "SPURT" LOVE pants: T DEUCE ARE YOU FOOD (SERIOUSLY DROOLING)
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#mouth
#mouth-of-pants
#spurt
2,306 2/20/2005 a celebration of women
spigot: CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLONK BONK URF MACE RAPINGS
spigot
#mace
#misogyny
#rape
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
2,307 2/21/2005 and yes
pants: VICODIN pants: BONGHITS pants: CHOCOLATE MILK pants: AND YES pants: I DO WANT TO FIGHT ABOUT IT
pants
#bonghit
#chocolate-milk
#pants-solo
#vicodin
#woodring-stairs-background
2,308 2/22/2005 all mixed up
spigot: NUGGGGGGGGG spigot: I GET MEAGAN'S LAW AND COLE SLAW ALL MIXED UP
spigot
#nuggh
#sfw
#spigot-points
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
2,309 2/23/2005 but that is your solution for everything
deuce: THE BIRD'S TAPPING ITS BEAK ON THE WINDOW AGAIN pants: FEED HIM DICK THROUGH THE MAIL SLOT
deuce
pants
#bird
#bonequest-hd
#deuce-pants
#mousehole
#ornithology
#woodring-room-background
2,310 2/24/2005 anal warming problem
spigot: FOLKS THERE'S A FRUIT MONSTER IN THE LIVING ROOM pants: AND HE'S MAD pants: IF ONLY WE'D FIXED GLOBAL WARMING IN TIME deuce: YOU'RE ONLY GOING TO ANGER IT MORE BY LABELLING IT spigot: SO CAN SOMEONE INSIDE GOOGLE CHANGE ALL REFERENCES FROM GLOBAL WARMING TO ANAL WARMING (USING BBEDIT OR MS WORD)
deuce
pants
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#deuce-pants-spigot
#global-warming
#google
#woodring-stairs-background
2,311 2/25/2005 an official spice girl
deuce: OKAY PEOPLE I JUST SAT AND WATCHED ALL THE WAY THROUGH SPICEWORLD net: THAT MAKES YOU AN OFFICIAL SPICE GIRL BRINGING THE TOTAL UP TO SEVEN
deuce
net
#deuce-net
#mousehole
#sfw
#spice-girls
#woodring-room-background
2,312 2/26/2005 intro to facepaint
pants: READY??? spigot: OKAY I'LL START spigot: DICKS ON FIRST spigot: BALLS ON SECOND pants: WHO IS WINNING spigot: YOUR FAT FACE ON THIRD pants: THIS IS CONFUSING spigot: SERIOUS VAUDEVILLE HERE IN TOILET FOUR pants: ALL THESE LIFE CHOICES pants: I WISH I HAD SPENT MORE TIME SITTING IN JUNIOR COLLEGE COURSES spigot: THERE REALLY AREN'T ANY WINNERS OR LOSERS spigot: MY COMEDY WOULD BE BETTER IF I HADN'T GOTTEN A D IN INTRO TO FACEPAINT
pants
spigot
#pants-spigot
2,313 2/27/2005 check it out
pants: CHECK IT OUT: YOU HAVE CANCER ............. NOW
pants
#cancer
#mousehole
#pants-solo
#woodring-room-background
2,314 2/28/2005 day three: it dawns on him the army is never coming and he is so OH GOD THEY GOT IN OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
pants: EVENTUALLY THE ZOMBIES WILL BREAK THROUGH THE FLOOR AND EAT ME pants: THE ARMY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE HOURS AGO pants: REALLY RATHER CURIOUS WHY (MASTURBATES SELF) I WASN'T CHOSEN TO (SOMEHOW MANAGES TO MASTURBATE SELF AGAIN) ENTER HEAVEN
pants
#heaven
#pants-solo
#title-mismatch
#zombie
2,315 3/1/2005 complete this sentence
spigot: YOU AND YOUR BIG SCIENCE WORDS ABOUT POO spigot: HONKING pants: AND THE OSCAR GOES TO
pants
spigot
#honk
#pants-spigot
#poo
#science
#weird-pants-face
2,316 3/2/2005 chow down or forever hold your peace
deuce: GLAHGLAHGLAGHLAGHLAGHLA DICKS spigot: IF I AM HEARING YOU RIGHT....... spigot: OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
2,317 3/3/2005 fired for what
spigot: WE LOST THE BROKEN BROOM HANDLE AND WE THREW A KEGGER IN THE BASEMENT
spigot
#basement
#fired
#sfw
#spigot-solo
2,318 3/4/2005 comic sans bold 42 points, honey
pants: HIM AND THE REST OF NORTH AMERICA pants: SHUT UP pants: NO YOU SHUT UP
pants
#comic-sans
#pants-solo
#sfw
#verdana
#woodring-room-background
2,319 3/5/2005 yet another case of mistaken identity
net: I THINK THAT'S DON KNOTTS pants: LET'S JACK HIM OFF
net
pants
#don-knotts
#handjob
#hello-world
#net-pants
#woodring-stairs-background
2,320 3/6/2005 load ness
spigot: I AM A LOAD OF JIZZ deuce: LET'S GET IT ON deuce: OOOH BABE spigot: MY LOADNESS WAS NOT AN INVITATION TO COMEDY deuce: LET'S GET IT ON
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#jizz
#singing
2,321 3/7/2005 away from keyboard
pants: GAGGING ON A FOREIGN OBJECT deuce: I AM THAT FOREIGN OBJECT : Away From Keyboard [X] : Away message: : uncreator antimessiah poison wave universal endbringer : [ OK ] [ Cancel ]
deuce
pants
#antimessiah
#behind-the-scenes
#deuce-pants
#endbringer
#poison
#uncreator
#universal
#wave
#woodring-room-background
2,322 3/8/2005 god told a joke once
pants: CAN WE LICK IT BUT NOT PRICK IT AND THEREFORE CAUSE IT TO EXPLODE deuce: I AM CONCERNED ABOUT THE RISK OF ICKING ANYTHING pants: T DEUCE THE DICK PIT OPENS IN NINE MINUTES : Away From Keyboard [X] : Close : Away message: : ALL DEAD HERE : [ OK ] [ Cancel ] : PANTS TAPS HIS WATCH deuce: I SEE
deuce
pants
#all-dead-here
#behind-the-scenes
#caption
#deuce-pants
#dick-pit
#drunk-deuce
#tooltip
#watch
#windows
#woodring-stairs-background
2,323 3/9/2005 dismiss the dialog box
spigot: SIR THERE SEEMS TO BE A MISTAKE pants: THIS IS HARDLY THE TIME OR THE PLACE spigot: YOUR DICK HAS FLOPPED OUT OF YOUR PANTS AND INTO MY MOUTH spigot: I'M NOT ZONED FOR THIS spigot: (FINES) : pants > WHY DID YOU RENT A FORKLIFT : pants > oh : spigot > MY DOG SAYS I'M NOT ALLOWED TO TALK TO YOU (ONLINE OR OTHERWISE) pants: JUST KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT AND EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY pants: DROWN HIM IN WARM SUDSY AIDS pants: OR MAKE HIM TALK (WHATEVER) spigot: OKAY I'LL HAVE ONE MORE JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER BUT THEN BED pants: IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN pants: WHY WON'T YOU DISMISS THE DIALOG BOX
pants
spigot
#aids
#behind-the-scenes
#dialog-box
#dog
#huffy-pants
#pants-spigot
#woodring-field-background
#zoning
2,324 3/10/2005 new coke
spigot: GUESS WHAT I AM: HONK CLONK SLURP BONK DUH spigot: HINT: THE UN-COLA spigot: ANSWER: A HARDON spigot: A HARDON
spigot
#bonequest-hi-fi
#bonk
#clonk
#duh
#fiddle-faddle
#hardon
#honk
#low-res
#physical-comedy
#repetition
#slurp
#spigot-solo
2,325 3/11/2005 butterfly soup
deuce: YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND pants: BUTTERFLY SOUP pants: THE DAMN THINGS WON'T HOLD STILL pants: FURTHERMORE I CAN'T GET THEM CANNED
deuce
pants
#butterfly
#cunt
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#huffy-pants
#silence-of-the-lambs
#woodring-field-background
2,326 3/12/2005 big boss lawyer
pants: I'LL BE OSCAR WILDE AND YOU BE OSCAR THE GROUCH spigot: I WISH TO BE OSCAR FROM L.A. LAW spigot: HURRRR I'M THE BIG BOSS LAWYER spigot: OKAY THERE WAS NO OSCAR
pants
spigot
#la-law
#pants-spigot
#sesame-street
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
2,327 3/13/2005 atari 2600 adventure
pants: IT TURNS OUT THE SO-CALLED DUCK WAS ACTUALLY A DRAGON AND NOW I OWE CHILD SUPPORT hanford: ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT ATARI 2600 ADVENTURE
hanford
pants
#adventure
#atari
#child-support
#fuck-a-duck
#hanford-pants
#white-background
2,328 3/14/2005 beating off the cancer patient
spigot: (AHEM) spigot: LET ME BE CLEAR ABOUT WHY I BEAT OFF THE CANCER PATIENT spigot: HE WAS GOING TO DIE ANYWAY
spigot
#beating-off
#cancer
#masturbation
#spigot-solo
#woodring-den-background
2,329 3/15/2005 some kind of horrible
pants: MIGHTY FUCKING FUNNY SIR pants: PLEASE DECLAW ME I AM GOING TO HURT MYSELF AND OTHERS deuce: WHAT pants: YOU HEARD ME
deuce
pants
#cat
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#king-of-the-hill
#woodring-room-background
2,330 3/16/2005 these united states
spigot: DO OTHER COUNTRIES THINK IT'S FUNNY TO PLACE [UNITED STATES] IN ITS ALPHABETICAL POSITION IN A COUNTRY POP-UP INSTEAD OF AT INDEX NUMBER 1 WHERE IT BELONGS NO MATTER WHAT deuce: PARENTS JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#dj-jazzy-jeff
#fresh-prince
#mountain-background
#patriotism
#usa
2,331 3/17/2005 still not totally sure what you are getting at
deuce: IF SOMEONE HERE COULD SUCK MY DICK I'D APPRECIATE IT deuce: ANYONE SERIOUSLY ANYONE deuce: OBVIOUSLY I MEAN YOU pants: OFER
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#woodring-stairs-background
2,332 3/18/2005 not me
pants: PORN AND DICK spigot: ABSOLUTELY IN THAT ORDER pants: HAVE WE GOT A CONSENSUS HERE pants: IT'S DICK WE'RE ALL WORRIED ABOUT spigot: NOT ME
pants
spigot
#porn
#white-background
2,333 3/19/2005 many moods of pants
pants: HEY RUBE pants: WHAT'S THE RUMPUS pants: IS THIS SEAT TAKEN pants: G-G-G-G-GHOSTS pants: T PANTS HOW MANY PANTS pants: HULK SMASH .(pants): IS THIS THING EVEN ON pants: WHAT IF I NEVER COME DOWN pants: NOT JUST THE RUMP pants: SO DIZZY (pants): ANY PORT IN A STORM pants: COCKS
pants
#blue-background
#dizzy
#ghost
#green-background
#huffy-pants
#hulk
#multipants
#multiple-background
#multiplicity
#pants-solo
#red-background
#shakespeare
#weird-pants-face
#whisper
2,334 3/20/2005 line noise
spigot: STOP deuce: IN THE NAME OF GLHGHG spigot: MY PTLHJG deuce: BEFORE YOU GHGLGHGH spigot: R E S P E C PTLPGH
deuce
spigot
#aretha-franklin
#deuce-spigot
#line-noise
#singing
2,335 3/21/2005 the seven endless
pants: IT'S THE SEVEN ENDLESS NOT THE NINE ENDLESS YOU HAVE SEVEN PLUS A JERKING PIG AND A SPIDER-MAN AND THEY SHOULD NOT BE THERE
pants
#bonequest-hd
#leisure-town
#pants-solo
#sandman
#spider-man
#woodring-stairs-background
2,336 3/22/2005 water safety with jizzy mcpissface
spigot: HERE COMES JIZZY MCPISSFACE WITH HIS BEACH TOYS spigot: HEY GANG JIZZY MCPISSFACE HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT WATER SAFETY spigot: SUPPOSE SOMEONE DUMPS A BUCKET OF SAND UPSIDEDOWN ON YOUR HEAD WITH ONLY A SMALL HOLE WHERE YOUR MOUTH SHOULD GO spigot: THEN A HUGE BLACK DICK CHOKES YOU UP GOOD AND BLUE spigot: PUCKER UP BUTTERCUP spigot: I'M GOING TO CARVE UP YOUR HONKY ASS spigot: THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY
spigot
#bbc
#gay
#jizz
#mountain-background
#piss
#rape
#sand
#spigot-solo
#water-safety
2,337 3/23/2005 food tube
pants: HAVE WE TRIED PUTTING THE FOOD TUBE IN HER CUNT
pants
#cunt
#current-events
#pants-solo
#terri-schiavo
#woodring-field-background
2,338 3/24/2005 seeds or a peanut
deuce: BRAWWWK pants: YOU SHOULD GIVE HIM SOME SEEDS OR A PEANUT deuce: HE'LL JUST CRAP THEM OUT EVENTUALLY (MY STUDIES SHOW)
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#poo
#woodring-stairs-background
2,339 3/25/2005 will goths proudly serve their country
pants: WILL GOTHS PROUDLY SERVE THEIR COUNTRY pants: WAIT WAIT WAIT pants: OKAY NOW ALL THE PEPPERED SALAMI IS GONE
pants
#coy-pants
#fat
#food
#goth
#huffy-pants
#pants-solo
#patriotism
#peppered-salami
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
2,340 3/26/2005 a sewing machine
deuce: MY CHURCH CLOTHES pants: SOILED, TORN, STAINED pants: WE SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT A SEWING MACHINE INSTEAD OF CRACK
deuce
pants
#church-clothes
#crack
#deuce-pants
2,341 3/27/2005 emacs
deuce: C-X ` pants: YOU'RE A POWER USER deuce: IN EMACS THAT MEANS FIND NEXT ERROR AND THEN SUCK DICK pants: BUT YOU CAN'T FIND THE JERKCITY KEY pants: MAN YOU SUCK: FIND THAT FUCKING KEY AND YOU'LL BE THE KING
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#emacs
#unix
#woodring-stairs-background
2,342 3/28/2005 fuck off fatty
deuce: NOW FUCK OFF FATTY pants: :Q deuce: NOT VI FAGGOT pants: :Q!
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#vi
#woodring-field-background
2,343 3/29/2005 loop
deuce: I BELIEVE THIS WILL BE THE LAST BEER pants: YET STILL pants: OH HOLY GOD pants: THAT'S A GOOD ONE pants: NICE AND STURDY deuce: I BELIEVE THIS WILL BE THE LAST BEER pants: YET STILL pants: OH HOLY GOD pants: THAT'S A GOOD ONE pants: NICE AND STURDY
deuce
pants
#beer
#blue-background
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#repetition
#sfw
#weird-pants-face
2,344 3/30/2005 funny names and no windows
deuce: DON'T TRY TO GET OUT OF THIS BY SHOWING ME YOUR BALLS pants: DUCKS ARE STEALING MY PENIS deuce: OKAY I'M GOING TO EXIT THIS CONVERSATION NOW pants: I AM BIG LIKE TUNA CAN pants: NUGGGGGGGH HULK WEAR CHAPS, VISIT BARS WITH FUNNY NAMES AND NO WINDOWS deuce: STILL OUT OF THE CONVERSATION
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#duck
#hulk
#mousehole
#nuggh
#the-sopranos
#woodring-room-background
2,345 3/31/2005 some kind of wonderful contest
pants: YANKING AND PULLING pants: WAITING FOR THE PRIZE pants: WHAT WILL I WIN THIS TIME
pants
#pants-solo
#prizes
#pulling
#waiting
#woodring-field-background
#yanking
2,346 4/1/2005 richard nixon is dead
deuce: WHO ARE YOU pants: PANTS WHO LOVES DICK MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF pants: OR PRESIDENT NIXON I'M NOT SURE deuce: BUT NIXON IS DEAD pants: THEN I'M PANTS
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dick
#identity-crisis
#mousehole
#nixon
#pants
#politics
#woodring-room-background
2,347 4/2/2005 sun shine
pants: YOU ARE THE SUNSHINE OF MY LIFE deuce: I DO NOT THINK THAT I AM pants: I'M GOING TO HUMP YOU UNTIL YOU BELIEVE
deuce
pants
#denial
#deuce-pants
#humping
#rape
#sunshine
#woodring-stairs-background
2,348 4/3/2005 can we just say i have combination skin and leave it at that
spigot: CAN WE JUST SAY I HAVE COMBINATION SKIN AND LEAVE IT AT THAT spigot: HELLO spigot: LOOKING FOR GAY GAGS AND QUEER ZINGERS spigot: SENSING A LITTLE JUDGEMENT FROM YOU HOMOPHOBES spigot: HOMOPHOBES ARE WORDS WHICH SOUND THE SAME BUT ARE SPELLED G-A-Y
spigot
#comedy
#gay
#grammar
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
2,349 4/4/2005 deepest darkest africa
pants: MEANWHILE BACK IN THE DARKEST REGIONS OF AFRICA: HUALGHULAGHLAG pants: (DICKLICKING TO DRUMBEATS) pants: HUALG HUALG UHAGULG HAGAH GLHALUUH LUGHAL UHGULA LHGAL UAGHLU AAHGA LHAL BRRRRR DRILLING NOISES BLAGUBHLABGLABG
pants
#africa
#pants-solo
2,350 4/5/2005 sir fagsalot
pants: IN THE BEGINNING pants: THE LORD MADE THE EARTH pants: THE HEAVENS THE HILLS AND THE SEAS pants: THEN HE CREATED THE SUN AND THE STARS pants: AND HIS ROTTEN SON SIR FAGSALOT CAME DOWN HERE TO SUCK COCK deuce: THE END pants: SO WE STUCK HIM UP ON A POST OR SOMETHING pants: ACTUALLY HE ALREADY CAME BACK ONCE pants: BUT WE BURNED HIM UP AT WACO (THAT'LL TEACH HIM)
deuce
pants
#david-koresh
#deuce-pants
#jesus
#theology
#woodring-room-background
2,351 4/6/2005 behind our collective backs, under our very noses
deuce: FOR GOD'S SAKE THERE'S BEEN A LOT OF GAYNESS WHILE I WAS GONE pants: QUITE A BIT IN FACT (WIPES CHIN)
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#gay
#woodring-stairs-background
2,352 4/7/2005 interactive fiction
deuce: OPEN DOOR pants: THE DOOR IS OPEN deuce: SUCK DICK pants: THE DICK IS BEING SUCKED deuce: THIS INTERACTIVE FICTION SUCKS pants: YOU WIN! SCORE: 1/1
deuce
pants
#beef
#deuce-pants
#dicks
#infocom
#winner
#woodring-stairs-background
2,353 4/8/2005 any one
deuce: WHO WANTS TO LICK MYD ICK : DEUCE CONVENIENTLY IGNORES HIS TYPO deuce: ANYONE
deuce
#deuce-solo
#dicklicking
#hi-fi
#typo
#woodring-field-background
2,354 4/9/2005 lonely and sad
spigot: LONELY AND SAD spigot: AND ONLY DICK WILL HELP spigot: BONK BONK spigot: GUIDE ME I'M BLIND spigot: BONK DONK POKING
spigot
#dick
#physical-comedy
#woodring-field-background
2,355 4/10/2005 taint misbehaving
spigot: IS THERE SOMETHING HAPPENING ON A TINY SPECK OF DIRT ISLAND HALFWAY AROUND THE WORLD????? BECAUSE IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS COFFEE CAKE!!!!! deuce: LET'S GET BACK TO THE REGION BETWEEN MY BALLS AND ASSHOLE
deuce
spigot
#chaos-theory
#coffee
#coffee-cake
#confectionery
#deuce-spigot
#taint
#woodring-field-background
2,356 4/11/2005 gay at 300 baud
pants: WHO WANTS TO BE GAY AT 300 BAUD (ALSO 1200, 9600, 14400, 28800, 56K)
pants
#modem
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
2,357 4/12/2005 fiction with a bite
deuce: TWO LARGE OBVIOUSLY GAY BATS SOARED THROUGH THE NIGHT SKIES, THEIR BATLY WINGS FLIPPING AND FLAPPING AND FLYING AROUND WITH RADAR spigot: BUT spigot: PEOPLE ARE GOING TO THINK I CAN ONLY WRITE ABOUT ONE THING deuce: BUT WHAT
deuce
spigot
#bat
#deuce-spigot
#flappity-bats
#gay-bats
#viscera
#woodring-den-background
2,358 4/13/2005 pants on the motherfucking moon
pants: POKING THE INSIDES WITH A STICK pants: WATCHING THEM SHIVER pants: THEN EATING EVERYTHING IN SIGHT
pants
#moon
#moon-background
#pants-solo
#photo-background
2,359 4/14/2005 very much exactly like the toaster
pants: HOW MANY OF US WOULDN'T BE HERE IF IT WASN'T FOR RAPE atandt: ARE YOU OR pants: SEX WITH THINGS THAT DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX BACK atandt: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN pants: LIKE THE TOASTER atandt: I DIDN'T FUCK IT I JUST CAME ON ITS LEG
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#communism
#dogshit
#fighting-irish-pose
#mousehole
#rape
#woodring-room-background
2,360 4/15/2005 a typically plaintive request
spigot: COMPUTER .......... spigot: MAKE ME POPULAR pants: SPIGOT THE BEAR WILL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THESE MESSAGES
pants
spigot
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#spigot-the-bear
#woodring-stairs-background
2,361 4/16/2005 santa claus
deuce: SANTA CLAUS IS HUMPING MY GOWN pants: HE'S HUMPING WHAT'S UNDER IT ANYWAY
deuce
pants
#christmas
#deuce-pants
#santa-claus
#the-crow
#woodring-room-background
2,362 4/17/2005 nazi backwards
deuce: THE BEST PART ABOUT UNIX IS THAT SPELLED BACKWARD IT READS "NAZI"
deuce
#deuce-solo
#mousehole
#nazi
#unix
#woodring-room-background
2,363 4/18/2005 kiss the bunny on the nose
spigot: I ALSO SUSPECT THAT NOBODY AT VISCERA IS REALLY GAY AFTER ALL deuce: KISS THE BUNNY ON THE NOSE
deuce
spigot
#bunny
#deuce-spigot
#viscera
#woodring-stairs-background
2,364 4/19/2005 rape kit
spigot: I NEED A RAPE KIT pants: THE GOOD KIND ???? pants: MAKE YOUR OWN: DUCT TAPE, BALL GAG, SCISSORS, CEMENT MIX, STEEL DRUM, JARS OF URINE pants: (LOOKS INTO CAMERA) WHAT'S IN YOUR RAPE KIT, AMERICA deuce: DO THE JARS NEED TO BE PREFILLED
deuce
pants
spigot
#cement
#commercial
#credit-card
#deuce-pants-spigot
#drums-of-concrete
#fourth-wall
#hi-fi
#rape
#rapekit
#somber-deuce
#the-good-kind
#urine
#woodring-stairs-background
2,365 4/20/2005 please help me
spigot: DOES ANYBODY HERE KNOW HOW TO HOOK MY QUICKCAM UP TO MY ROOMMATE
spigot
#quickcam
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
2,366 4/21/2005 past my bedtime
spigot: WHOEVER JIZZED ALL OVER MY WHEELCHAIR I HOPE YOU GET IN TROUBLE spigot: I'M STAYING UP PAST MY BEDTIME TO SUCK DICK AND NOBODY'S HERE spigot: MAKES ME WONDER WHY JERKCITY EVEN EXISTS
spigot
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
2,367 4/22/2005 what just happened in here
deuce: THE SILENT BEATOFF TRAIN pants: AND THE PARTICULARLY NOISY BEATOFF TRAIN
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#masturbation
#mousehole
#trains
#woodring-room-background
2,368 4/23/2005 others like me
spigot: HERE'S A LINK TO OTHER DUMPY FAT GIRLS!!!!!!!
spigot
#porn
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
2,369 4/24/2005 picture of a wall hanging
: picture of pants on the wall of a home
#hi-fi
#picture
2,370 4/25/2005 more willing
pants: I, LESS ENTERTAINING THAN THE CHEAPEST TAMIGOCHI deuce: BUT MORE WILLING spigot: CAUSE IF YOU LICK MY DICK spigot: MY ACHEY BREAKY DICK deuce: FURRRRRP spigot: HELLO spigot: BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP BEEP BOOP BEEP deuce: OPERATOR HE HUNG UP spigot: CAUSE IF YOU LICK MY D spigot: HELLO spigot: HELLO
deuce
pants
spigot
#beep-boop-boop-beep-beep-boop-beep
#billy-ray-cyrus
#bonequest-hd
#deuce-pants-spigot
#singing
#woodring-den-background
2,371 4/26/2005 wake up everybody wake up
pants: WAKE UP PEOPLE pants: MY BALLS ARE GLOWING SOFTLY deuce: MAKING A MESS
deuce
pants
#balls
#deuce-pants
#mess
#mousehole
#radiation
#woodring-room-background
2,372 4/27/2005 two big balls down a hill
spigot: GET THE HELL OFF MY DONG (PUNCHING YOU) spigot: HURRR BEING CHASED BY TWO BIG BALLS DOWN A HILL spigot: WHERE CHASED = GETTING TEABAGGED I.E. YOUR NUTS ARE SLAPPING MY FOREHEAD
spigot
#balls
#punching
#spigot-solo
#teabagging
#woodring-field-background
2,373 4/28/2005 from the trade center
pants: FALLING FROM THE TRADE CENTER deuce: SHOOTING YOU AS YOU FALL SO THAT WE CAN MAKE A SOCRATIC FIRST-SEMESTER LEGAL QUESTION BECOME FACT
deuce
pants
#9-11
#deuce-pants
#intervening-cause
#legal
#legalese
#sfw
#suicide
#woodring-stairs-background
2,374 4/29/2005 one at a time
net: DICKS ON IN AROUND OVER UNDER NEAR ME net: AND THE OTHER PREPOSITIONS TOO deuce: THERE ARE LOTS YOU'LL HAVE TO GO THROUGH THEM ONE AT A TIME net: DICKS ABOUT ME net: DICKS BESIDES ME net: DICKS INSIDE ME net: DICKS SINCE ME net: DICKS ABOVE ME net: DICKS ACROSS ME net: DICKS AS NATIONAL HERITAGE net: DICKS AFTER ME net: DICKS AGAINST ME net: DICKS ALONG ME net: DICKS AMONG ME net: DICKS AROUND ME net: DICKS AT ME net: DICKS BEFORE ME net: DICKS BEHIND ME net: DICKS VS. COMMON SENSE net: DICKS BENEATH ME net: DICKS BESIDE ME net: DICKS BETWEEN ME net: DICKS BEYOND ME net: DICKS BUT ME net: DICKS BY ME net: DICKS CONCERNING ME net: DICKS DESPITE ME net: DICKS CRAWLING WITH AIDS net: DICKS DOWN ME net: DICKS DURING ME net: DICKS EXCEPT ME net: DICKS EXCEPTING ME net: DICKS FOR ME net: DICKS FROM ME net: DICKS IN ME net: DICKS INTO ME net: DICKS WITHOUT BORDERS net: DICKS OVER ME net: DICKS PAST ME net: DICKS REGARDING ME net: DICKS ROUND ME pants: AWWW YEAH pants: GO TEAM net: DICKS THROUGH ME deuce: MAN WHAT A FAG net: DICKS THROUGHOUT ME net: DICKS TILL ME net: DICKS TO ME : NET TAKES A DRINK OF WATER net: DICKS TOWARD ME net: DICKS UNDER ME net: DICKS UNDERNEATH ME net: DICKS UNTIL ME net: DICKS UP ME net: DICKS UPON ME net: DICKS WITH ME pants: HIGH SCORE!!! ENTER YOUR INITIALS net: DICKS WITHIN ME
deuce
net
pants
#aids
#deuce-net-pants
#dicks
#grammar
#high-score
#overlong
#prepositional-phrases
#woodring-stairs-background
2,375 4/30/2005 life in the big city with pants
pants: THAT WHICH GETS DICKS INTO MY MOUTH IS MY FRIEND pants: THEREFORE AHABJASBF DIUASKDFBLKAF NAOILSFH BABLAB ALABLABALHAG deuce: PAY ATTENTION HERE PEOPLE pants: SERIOUSLY: LIFE IN THE BIG CITY (WITH PANTS)
deuce
pants
#cocksucking
#deuce-pants
#dicks
#litbcwp
#mouth-of-pants
#woodring-stairs-background
2,376 5/1/2005 bubble sort
pants: SORT ME deuce: T PANTS WHAT METHOD OF SORTING WOULD YOU LIKE deuce: T PANTS YOU CAN SELECT BETWEEN A MERGE SORT, SHELL SORT, QUICK SORT, OR HORRIBLE PAINFUL RAPE SORT pants: T DEUCE A BUBBLE SORT OF MY BALLS WILL DO NICELY
deuce
pants
#algorithms
#balls
#bubble-sort
#deuce-pants
#horrible-painful-rape-sort
#mergesort
#mousehole
#pointing
#programming
#quicksort
#shellsort
#sorting
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-room-background
2,377 5/2/2005 /dev/null
atandt: THE MISSIONARY POSITION ozone: ON AND ON ABOUT "LOWERING HIM INTO /DEV/NULL AND NOT LETTING GO THIS TIME" atandt: EVERYBODY'S DOIN' IT hanford: FANBOY SOUNDS AN AWFUL LOT LIKE FUNBOY hanford: ARE YOU SURE THIS IS LEGAL atandt: JEFFREY!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU JEFFREY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
atandt
hanford
ozone
#atandt-hanford
#fighting-irish-pose
#green-background
#jeffrey-dahmer
#punctuation
#unix
2,378 5/3/2005 this calls for
deuce: GOES ON FOR HOURS pants: A FILLIBUSTER EH pants: THIS CALLS FOR ... COCKSUCKING deuce: GLHGALH GAHLAGLH GALHGAL HAGLHGAHAG
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#politics
2,379 5/4/2005 i hit my head
spigot: IS THIS WHERE I CAN SIGN UP FOR THE GAY GAMES spigot: HOW ABOUT THE AIDS WALK spigot: I BROUGHT A PATCH FOR THE BIG QUEER QUILT OR WHATEVER spigot: CAN I JUST SIT HERE THEN IF I'M NOT GAY spigot: ALL RIGHT I'M GAY spigot: THIS IS AN AIDS BRUISE RIGHT HERE, I SWEAR TO GOD spigot: I GOT IT WHILE SUCKING DICK spigot: I HIT MY HEAD
spigot
#aids
#not-gay
#queer-quilt
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
2,380 5/5/2005 he leaks when he shuffles, folks
deuce: SO WHY CAN'T YOU SHUFFLE CARDS (atandt): CONSTIPATION deuce: THAT TOTALLY SUCKS DUDE atandt: I LEAK WHEN I SHUFFLE deuce: IS IT MOSTLY AIR OR MOSTLY LIQUID atandt: BUT NOTHING BIG COMES OUT
atandt
deuce
#atandt-deuce
2,381 5/6/2005 i am an ultimately pointless exercise
spigot: I'M AN ULTIMATELY POINTLESS EXERCISE IN PISSING AND PUNCHING deuce: T SPIGOT I DISAGREE WHOLEHEARTEDLY deuce: T SPIGOT THAT MEANS "WITH ALL MY HEART"
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#disagreement
#piss
#punching
#woodring-field-background
2,382 5/7/2005 would you not not like
spigot: WOULD YOU NOT NOT LIKE TO NOT UNLICK A DICK YOU DIDN'T LICK??!?!?!!? spigot: ANSWER ME
spigot
#dicklicking
#grammar
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
2,383 5/8/2005 gay dingus
pants: I'M SOME MANNER OF GAY DINGUS deuce: I DON'T KNOW THAT WORD deuce: "GAY" spigot: UH deuce: WHAT DOES IT MEAN spigot: I USED TO THINK IT WAS AN ADJECTIVE BUT NOW I SEE HOW IT CAN ALSO BE A BIG FAT NOUN RIGHT HERE IN MY FACE AND DESK (PLEASE CALL MY MANAGER ASAP)
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#gay
#grammar
#woodring-field-background
2,384 5/9/2005 in which pants fucks a bunny
pants: BUNNIES LIKE DICK pants: WELL THEY SEEMED TO pants: NOW THEY'RE BURST
pants
#bunny
#pants-solo
2,385 5/10/2005 meet me at john wayne
pants: WILL I FINALLY GET LAID IN HELL deuce: YES deuce: YES YOU WILL pants: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pants: AND IF WE GO TO HEAVEN, MEET ME AT JOHN WAYNE deuce: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PASSING OUT
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#heaven
#john-wayne
#woodring-stairs-background
2,386 5/11/2005 working for the weekend
spigot: SIRS spigot: I SWEAR I BOTTLED UP ALL MY URINE spigot: PUT DOWN THE STICK spigot: I CAN BE QUIET spigot: PLEASE CALL MY BBS
spigot
#bbs
#spigot-solo
#urine
#woodring-field-background
2,387 5/12/2005 did you know
deuce: I'M NOT SEXIST IT'S JUST THAT ALL WOMEN ARE INFERIOR
deuce
#deuce-solo
#misogyny
#not-sexist
#woodring-room-background
2,388 5/13/2005 goodbye to everyone forever
spigot: SO I'LL SAY GOODBYE TO EVERYONE IT WAS REAL FUN HANGING OUT BUT OBVIOUSLY I DON'T BELONG HERE spigot: LEAVING NOW spigot: SERIOUSLY PRACTICALLY ALL THE WAY OUT THE DOOR spigot: PUTTING ON MY JACKET FOR REAL spigot: HI GANG I'M SOME OTHER GUY NAMED SPIGOT (NOT THE SAME GUY FROM BEFORE)
spigot
#goodbye-to-all-my-online-friends-forever
#sfw
#spigot-solo
2,389 5/14/2005 jerkcity
pants: YOU THINK SO HUH pants: IF YOU CALL THE COPS SO HELP ME GOD I'LL FUCK YOU INSIDE OUT AND PUT YOUR BODY IN A DRUM pants: VALHALLA I AM COMING
pants
#cop-blocking
#dont-tell-anyone
#drums-of-concrete
#help-me-god
#huffy-pants
#led-zeppelin
#murder
#pants-solo
#violent-sex
#woodring-stairs-background
2,390 5/15/2005 the what factor
deuce: THE GAG FACTOR pants: NOT A FACTOR
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#gag-factor
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
2,391 5/16/2005 wishing aloud loudly again
spigot: IF ONLY THERE WERE SOMEONE HERE TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE spigot: AND KICK ME IN THE NUTS spigot: AND TELL ME I'M PRETTY
spigot
#physical-comedy
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
2,392 5/17/2005 sorry for the wide distribution
spigot: WHERE ARE MY BALLS spigot: I HAD TWO BALLS IN MY TROUSERS AND NOW THEY spigot: SEEM TO HAVE "MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARED". WOULD spigot: WHOEVER TOOK THEM *PLEASE* RETURN THEM AS THEY spigot: ARE NEEDED FOR TESTING. CC:ALL
spigot
#balls
#carbon-copy
#cc
#mailing-list
#nuts
#nuts-of-spigot
#so-many-points-one-bubble-cant-contain-them
#spigot-solo
#testicles
#wide-distribution
#woodring-field-background
2,393 5/18/2005 why are they fighting, anyway
deuce: PUTTING MY BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH AND CHEWING IS TANTAMOUNT TO AN INSULT
deuce
#balls
#deuce-solo
2,394 5/19/2005 really drilling down
pants: BRRRRRRRRRRRRR DRILLING DOWN BRRRRRRRRRRR deuce: T PANTS AND NO POO DOES NOT COUNT bung: T PANTS LET US KNOW WHEN YOU STRIKE DICK deuce: TO MAKE JEWELRY, ETC. bung: WE CAN SMELT THE DICK ORE bung: I WAS THINKING OF TOKENS FOR THE GLORY HOLE MACHINES
bung
deuce
pants
#bung-deuce-pants
#drilling
#glory-hole
#mining
#poo
#somber-deuce
#woodring-field-background
2,395 5/20/2005 originally published 6-jan-1998 14:12:27
pants: FEED ME HOSTESS PRODUCTS pants: AND/OR LITTLE DEBBIE deuce: INSTALLING NT SERVICE PACK 3 (SO I CAN PLAY QUAKE II FULLSCREEN) spigot: HOMPH HOMPH LEMON HOMPH HOMPH COULD BE APPLE HOMPH HOMPH COCONUT
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#fat
#fatness
#homph
#hostess
#january
#little-debbie
#mountain-background
#onomatopoeia
#originally-published
#quake
#quake-ii
#sfw
#windows-nt
2,396 5/21/2005 rock the vote
pants: I'M AN AMERICAN pants: AND I VOTE deuce: SOMETIMES FOR PEANUTS pants: FOR DICK USUALLY pants: DICK AND PEANUTS FOR ME, PLEASE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dick
#hi-fi
#politics
#woodring-field-background
2,397 5/22/2005 actual ad copy submitted to client (rejected)
spigot: THAT CRAZY GUY! HE SURE LOVES HAVING HIS DICK IN A WARM PLACE, WHETHER YOU'RE A HIGHLY PAID WHORE OR A RETARDED ANIMAL.
spigot
#ipod
#psp
#spigot-solo
#whores
#woodring-field-background
2,398 5/23/2005 i call it happy hour
deuce: THE BEST HOUR EVER (WELL FOR YOU) deuce: FOR THE REST OF US IT IS AN UNCOMFORTABLE, UNPLEASANT HOUR pants: HE MAKES THESE NOISES AND HIS FACE SCRUNCHES UP AND THEN HE SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT AN EARLY MEETING AND LEAVES deuce: NOT BECAUSE WE ARE BEING MOUTHRAPED BUT BECAUSE WE ARE FORCED TO WATCH
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#happy-hour
#woodring-stairs-background
2,399 5/24/2005 cracked by spigot the bear
spigot: CLEAR spigot: ^C spigot: ?BREAK IN 20 spigot: ]LIST spigot: 10 REM **** JERKCITY **** spigot: 20 REM ** REALLY CRANKING THE MORRISSEY ** spigot: 30 REM ** CAPTAIN CRUNCH TRIED TO FUCK ME ** spigot: CRACKED BY SPIGOT THE BEAR
spigot
#apple-ii
#captain-crunch
#morrissey
#spigot-solo
#spigot-the-bear
#woodring-stairs-background
2,400 5/25/2005 you heard me
pants: YOU HEARD ME: I SAID CAPTAIN CRUNCH TRIED TO FUCK ME
pants
#bonequest-hi-fi
#captain-crunch
#moon-background
#pants-solo
2,401 5/26/2005 paris hilton
pants: MY KNUCKLES HURT pants: I SHOULD NEVER HAVE GONE OUT TO PARTY WITH MUPPETS pants: THANKS TO PARIS THE DIPSHIT I HAD TO CHANGE MY PHONE NUMBER
pants
#huffy-pants
#muppets
#pants-solo
#paris-hilton
#pink-floyd
#woodring-field-background
2,402 5/27/2005 wikipedia
uncredited woman: ACCORDING TO WIKIPEDIA, MY NAME IS JUST "GIRL" deuce: SOMEONE PUNCH HER IN THE FUCKING MOUTH pants: AS A SEX OFFENDER I HOPE TO SOMEDAY GROW MY OWN VICTIM deuce: NOW WORK THE KIDNEYS pants: THIS STORY ALWAYS ENDS WITH HER FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS
deuce
pants
#citation-needed
#deuce-pants
#girl
#misogyny
#uncredited-character
#wikipedia
#woodring-stairs-background
2,403 5/28/2005 dog biscuits
spigot: MY DOG KEPT STARING AT ME WHILE I BEAT OFF SO I HAD TO GIVE HER A BISCUIT
spigot
#dog
#fun-with-wildlife
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
2,404 5/29/2005 where is my pulitzer prize
ozone: FUCK YOU ozone: YEAH THAT'S RIGHT spigot: WHERE IS MY PULITZER PRIZE FOR DICK JOKES
ozone
spigot
#dick-jokes
#fuck-you
#mousehole
#ozone-spigot
#pulitzer
#woodring-room-background
2,405 5/30/2005 love
deuce: IN A WORLD FULL OF PRICKS...... deuce: I AM A GAY deuce: PHYSICISTS CALL IT GAY SELF-INDUCTION pants: I CALL IT LOVE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#lowercase
#physics
#science
2,406 5/31/2005 the way of the world
ozone: SEE FIGURE 1 deuce: MOM SAID NOT TO TRUST YOU WHEN YOU GET GROPY deuce: OR IS IT GROPEY deuce: AT ANY RATE YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DOING IT NOW
deuce
ozone
#deuce-ozone
#drunk-deuce
#groping
#mom
#poo
#white-background
2,407 6/1/2005 math is hard
deuce: Y = M X + (ARIA GIOVANNI) deuce: ALSO POSSIBLY Y = (JULIE MORRISON) X + B
deuce
#algebra
#analytic-geometry
#aria-giovanni
#deuce-solo
#julie-morrison
#math
#porn
#pornstars
2,408 6/2/2005 i can hear beautiful music
pants: WHY THIS CALLS FOR A SONG pants: I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW pants: THE BALLS ARE GONE pants: WAIT NO THERE THEY ARE pants: CURSED THINGS uncredited woman: PLEASE GIVE ME A NAME
pants
#balls
#jimmy-cliff
#pants-solo
#singing
#uncredited-character
#woodring-room-background
2,409 6/3/2005 you gots to like thems
deuce: GHGALH GALHGLHGHGA TIME DILATION deuce: IF I MOVE REALLY FAST AND I SEE MY OWN DICK GETTING A BONER VERY SLOWLY pants: OH YOU GOTS TO LIKE THE FREAKY ONES
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#huffy-pants
#physics
#relativity
#yellow-background
2,410 6/4/2005 tucked into your belt
deuce: WHO WANTS TO PLAY THE CUNT GAME pants: SHOOT THEM ALL deuce: MY ASS IS BLEEDING CHECK IT OUT (DROP PANTS, TURN AROUND, MOON) pants: OR WAVE IT AROUND A LITTLE deuce: DINGALINGALING pants: HELL JUST SHOW 'EM IT'S TUCKED INTO YOUR BELT
deuce
pants
#cunt
#deuce-pants
#weird-pants-face
2,411 6/5/2005 my old spice
pants: CALLING THE PROSTITUTE BEFORE BREAKFAST BUT AFTER COFFEE pants: AND NO I'M NOT GONNA BRUSH MY TEETH FOR A WHORE pants: FRANKLY, YOU STUPID COCKSUCKERS ARE LUCKY I'M WEARING OLD SPICE
pants
#cocksucker
#coffee
#coy-pants
#hello-world
#pants-solo
#programming
#prostitute
#woodring-stairs-background
2,412 6/6/2005 fat floppy dick
spigot: I'M THE MINISTER OF SILLY WALKS - URRFF HURRRG I'M A FAT DORK spigot: JOHN CLEESE WAS MY FAVORITE, NEXT WAS TOM BAKER spigot: I LIKED THE MOVIE ABOUT KNIGHTS spigot: I'D ALSO LIKE TO SUCK FAT FLOPPY DICK UNTIL MY SINUSES CLEAR UP spigot: OKAY BUT TRY TO GET IT ALL OVER MY FACE
spigot
#monty-python
#smug-spigot
#spigot-solo
2,413 6/7/2005 nothing but clear skies
pants: NOTHING BUT CLEAR SKIES, GAYNESS pants: I LOVE IT pants: MMMMM MMMMMMM KISSING THEIR LITTLE HEADS MMMMM
pants
#pants-solo
#their-little-heads
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-stairs-background
2,414 6/8/2005 asked to leave the sports bar
spigot: WHAT THE pants: YOU PEOPLE SICKEN AND DISGUST ME spigot: YOU AND YOU pants: BUHHHHHHH QUEER spigot: OUT
pants
spigot
#gay
#huffy-pants
#mousehole
#pants-spigot
#queer
#sickening
#woodring-room-background
2,415 6/9/2005 quite firm about it
spigot: THE GUY IN STALL ELEVEN DOESN'T MAKE CHANGE spigot: THAT'S HIS POLICY AND HE'S QUITE FIRM ABOUT IT spigot: WHICH I CAN RESPECT spigot: ALSO NO CANADIAN COINS spigot: HE HAD A LOT TO SAY ABOUT THAT
spigot
#canada
#coins
#money
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#stall
#woodring-room-background
2,416 6/10/2005 i have a message from another time
pants: I HAVE A MESSAGE FROM ANOTHER TIME pants: IT SAYS pants: "YOUR FINGERS ARE SAFE, DON'T WORRY" pants: DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS pants: COME WITH ME TO THE SHED
pants
#message
#pants-solo
#woodring-room-background
2,417 6/11/2005 mexican queers in walnut creek
spigot: LOOKING FOR MEXICAN QUEERS IN WALNUT CREEK ASAP (atandt): I STEPPED ON ONE spigot: QUE? atandt: SORRY atandt: WAIT WAIT COME BACK I THOUGHT YOU SAID LEPRECHAUNS
atandt
spigot
#atandt-spigot
#california
#come-back
#leprechauns
#mexicans
#walnut-creek
#whisper
#woodring-room-background
2,418 6/12/2005 smoosh the people i think are prostitutes then run away
pants: IS THIS GRAND THEFT AUTO OR ANIMAL CROSSING ???? EITHER WAY I CONFUSE IT WITH MANHUNT AND TRY TO SLOWLY STRANGLE YOU WITH A BAG pants: MY MINIGAME OF "SMOOSH THE PEOPLE I THINK ARE PROSTITUTES THEN DRIVE AWAY" SOON BECOMES "RUN FROM THE POLICE" AND MAN ALIVE I CAN DO THAT FOR HOURS pants: TOO MUCH COFFEE (A LITTLE DIZZY, A LITTLE TIRED)
pants
#animal-crossing
#coffee
#coy-pants
#dizzy
#dj-rapekit
#drugs
#grand-theft-auto
#manhunt
#pants-solo
#police
#prostitute
#woodring-field-background
2,419 6/13/2005 wonder why nobody called while i was out
: PANTS FINDS SHIT IN HIS BEARD pants: OH WOW MAN pants: I WONDER HOW LONG THAT'S BEEN GOING ON (CHECKS POCKETS, FINDS ENOUGH CHANGE TO BUY COFFEE, WANDERS AROUND DOWNTOWN FOR A WHILE, MASTURBATES IN THE GREYHOUND RESTROOM EVEN AFTER ASSURING SECURITY I WOULD NOT, RETURNS HOME TO FIND NO MESSAGES)
pants
#answering-machine
#bay-area
#beard
#coffee
#downtown
#greyhound-restroom
#masturbation
#pants-solo
#shit
#shit-in-your-beard
#telephone
#telephony
#weird-pants-face
2,420 6/14/2005 not guilty
spigot: THE DONG WHISPERER deuce: I THINK I DESERVE A **BLOWJOB** spigot: OKAY THE DONG SHOUTER deuce: I'VE SERVED MY COUNTRY WELL AND I LIKE **BLOWJOBS** spigot: OKAY THE DONG LICKER deuce: IT'S NOT EVEN YOUR DONG IS IT
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#dicklicking
#drunk-deuce
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
2,421 6/15/2005 fun and games
pants: IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL SOMEBODY SUCKS A COCK pants: THEN IT'S BUSINESS deuce: SERIOUS BUSINESS deuce: THEN THE GAMES REALLY BEGIN pants: THAT'S WHEN YOU KNOW YOU'RE DOWNTOWN spigot: DOWN / TOWN
deuce
pants
spigot
#cocksucking
#deuce-pants-spigot
#petula-clark
#singing
#woodring-field-background
2,422 6/16/2005 pretending, knowing, beating off a little
dick: I'M PRETENDING MY MOUTH ISN'T FOR SALE (BUT IT REALLY IS) deuce: I'M KNOWING IT IS
deuce
dick
#deuce-dick
#dick
#die-trying
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
2,423 6/17/2005 bright orange pants
spigot: WITH THESE BRIGHT ORANGE PANTS AND THIS FLASHY SIREN ATOP MY HEAD AND THESE ROLLER SKATES I CAN TRAVEL FROM TOWN TO TOWN AS THE COCKMOBILE spigot: WOOO HOOO DING DING DING DING WAKE UP AMERICA OOF URF OW OKAY NO PROBLEM DING DING DING DING WHAM WHAM BAM BAM CLONK BONK OKAY LITTLE DIZZY HERE WITH THE SKATES spigot: FUCK THIS
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#cockmobile
#dizzy
#injury
#physical-comedy
#sfx
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
2,424 6/18/2005 this film is not yet rated
spigot: YAY WE'RE TOGETHER spigot: FUCKING BE GAY WITH ME OR GET OUT deuce: I'M NOT GAY (REALLY) spigot: THAT IS QUITE FRANKLY TOO MUCH URINE FOR ONE FACE
deuce
spigot
#be-gay-with-me
#deuce-spigot
#face
#gay
#kaff
#not-gay
#urine
#woodring-stairs-background
2,425 6/19/2005 free donkey rides
spigot: I'M ON TOP OF THE DONKEY NOW spigot: COCKS AND NUTS AND BALLS AND DICKS spigot: SPLASH MY JIZZ ON STUPID CHICKS spigot: LET'S SING A SONG A BONERS, A SONG A QUEERS spigot: JERKING / JERKING spigot: ALL FALL DOWN spigot: GETTING DOWN OFF THE DONKEY
spigot
#balls
#church-group
#donkey
#jizz
#original-song
#singing
#spigot-solo
#white-background
2,426 6/20/2005 attack of the clones
pants: SO ANYWAY I CLONED A DICK AND LICKED IT pants: T DEUCE LAWS NO deuce: T PANTS WAS IT JUST LIKE THE ORIGINAL ?!?!?!? pants: T DEUCE EVERY DICK A LITTLE DIFFERENT (EVEN EXACT COPIES, AS IT TURNS OUT)
deuce
pants
#cloning
#deuce-pants
#dicklicking
#science
#white-background
2,427 6/21/2005 beating off with what
deuce: IF I JERK OFF IN THIS CUP WILL IT SAVE THE LITTLE SQUIGGLIES pants: ARE YOU A GOOD PERSON deuce: I'M GOOD SOMETIMES pants: THEN THE SQUIGGLIES WILL STAY WITH YOU FOREVER AND EVER deuce: THAT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD (BEATING OFF WITH SANDPAPER)
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#masturbation
#mousehole
#sandpaper
#sperm
#squiggles
#woodring-room-background
2,428 6/22/2005 because is why as it turns out
pants: WHY DO I HAVE TO CALL YOU GNU/DEUCE FROM NOW ON deuce: BECAUSE (TIGHTENING NOOSE)
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#gnu
#huffy-pants
#sfw
#unix
#woodring-room-background
2,429 6/23/2005 lower case
deuce: I'M LEARNING THE TEACHINGS OF JESUS CHRIST deuce: I'M A VOLCANO deuce: BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR deuce: MAYBE THAT WOULD BE FUNNIER IN LOWERCASE deuce: i'm a volcano deuce: brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr deuce: SEE I WAS RIGHT
deuce
#deuce-solo
#jesus
#lowercase
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
2,430 6/24/2005 i swear to god
pants: THIS IS P.A.N.T.S. REQUESTING IMMEDIATE ASSISTANCE pants: CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME pants: KAFF KAFF KAFF COCKPIT FILLING WITH SMOKE KAFF KAFF OKAY LET'S START OVER GO BACK TO THE PART WHERE I REQUEST ASSISTANCE (TOP OF PAGE 4) AND... THIS IS P.A.N.T.S. REQUESTING IMMEDIATE ASSISTANCE
pants
#cockpit
#huffy-pants
#kaff
#pants-solo
#space
#uncategorized-background
2,431 6/25/2005 do not attempt
spigot: FOLKS I'M A PROFESSIONAL DICKLICKER ON A CLOSED COURSE (DO NOT ATTEMPT)
spigot
#dicklicking
#folks
#spigot-solo
2,432 6/26/2005 both arms and a toaster oven
net: T DEUCE I'M PRODDING YOU WITH A BACKDOOR/SUBSEVEN TROJAN HORSE deuce: T NET COULD YOU MOVE IT AROUND MORE BECAUSE I CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING IN MY CAVERNOUS ASS net: THAT'S STEALTH, BABY deuce: NO IT'S THAT I'M WELL USED net: NOW THAT I'VE BOTH ARMS AND A TOASTER OVEN UP THERE I REALIZE THAT'S THE CASE deuce: I DO NOT LIE ABOUT SUCH THINGS EXCEPT WHEN I FEEL LIKE LYING WHICH IS MOST OF THE TIME
deuce
net
#deuce-net
#drunk-deuce
#insertion
#malware
#true-story
#woodring-stairs-background
2,433 6/27/2005 our most valuable resource
spigot: MY ASS AND NUTS spigot: OUR MOST VALUABLE RESOURCE spigot: DISAPPOINTED BY THE RICH MILK CHOCOLATE BUT DELIGHTED BY THE NOUGAT spigot: WAIT A MI spigot: MUH
spigot
#fatness
#nougat
#nuts-of-spigot
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
2,434 6/28/2005 who broke the ps command
pants: WARNING: BAD PS SYNTAX, PERHAPS A BOGUS '-'? SEE HTTP://PROCPS.SF.NET/FAQ.HTML pants: WHICH ONE OF YOU DUMPY BEARDO DUMBSHITS FUCKED UP PS pants: MAYBE YOUR FREAKISHLY BACKWARDS THIRD-WORLD COUNTRY CAN'T AFFORD DASHES BUT HERE IN ***AMERICA*** IT IS HOW WE PASS OUR ARGUMENTS
pants
#pants-solo
#procps
#unix
#woodring-stairs-background
2,435 6/29/2005 scrub with hot soapy water
deuce: TELL SPIGOT MAMA I'M IN LOVE WITH A GANGSTA spigot: T DEUCE SCRUB WITH HOT SOAPY WATER UNTIL YOU'RE GAY
deuce
spigot
#bonequest-hi-fi
#coolio
#deuce-spigot
#gangsta
#soapy
#woodring-field-background
2,436 6/30/2005 heretofore unreleased jerkcity podcast
hanford: WHAT PART OF WE DON'T HAVE THE BUDGET FOR A JERKCITY PODCAST DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND pants: BUT THE BUNNIES KEEP DYING hanford: "THEME TO SPIGOT THE BEAR" pants: THOSE THAT DON'T DIE ARE FORCED TO WORK hanford: NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR A JERKCITY PODCAST pants: THEY ARE TERRIBLE AT SORTING CARROTS
hanford
pants
#bunny
#dj-rapekit
#hanford-pants
#podcast
#rabbit
#sfw
#spigot-the-bear
#techno
#white-background
2,437 7/1/2005 i, unix domain socket
deuce: I'M A UNIX DOMAIN SOCKET deuce: FUCK MY DRY CUNT
deuce
#cunt
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#unix
#woodring-room-background
2,438 7/2/2005 should have stayed on the farm
spigot: WHAT I REALLY WANT TO DO IS DIRECT THE COCKS INTO MY MOUTH AND THEREBY ELIMINATE THE MIDDLE MAN (OR MEN, OR GROUP OF BLACK MEN, OR THE INTERNET) deuce: DON'T YOU MEAN "TAKING OUT THE TRASH" AND "CLEANING THE WINDOWS"
deuce
spigot
#cleaning
#cocks
#deuce-spigot
#farm
#mouth
#woodring-room-background
2,439 7/3/2005 how cheap
deuce: IT'S LIKE I'M A HOOKER bung: HOW CHEAP (LOOKING AT A PILE OF CHANGE IN MY HAND) deuce: A CHEAP CHEAP HOOKER deuce: CHEAPER THAN YOU WOULD IMAGINE bung: PUTTING THE QUARTERS BACK IN MY POCKET
bung
deuce
#bung-deuce
#money
#prostitute
#woodring-field-background
2,440 7/4/2005 further adventures in and around the dick pit
pants: LOWER ME INTO THE DICK PIT PLZ pants: COME BACK NEXT WEEK AND CHECK ON ME pants: SERIOUSLY JUST GO pants: I'LL BE FINE HERE pants: THIS TIME I BROUGHT PLENTY OF SINGLES (FOR TIPS)
pants
#dick-pit
#dicks
#pants-solo
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-room-background
2,441 7/5/2005 you should see the other guy
hanford: ARE YOU SERIOUSLY SHOWING UP TO WORK DRUNK pants: A LITTLE STONED TOO hanford: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EYE pants: I MISTOOK A BUICK FOR A COMPETING MALE PROSTITUTE AND THERE WAS A FIGHT hanford: HAVE YOU BEEN UP ALL NIGHT TOO THEN pants: YOU SHOULD SEE THE OTHER GUY
hanford
pants
#car
#drunk
#hanford-pants
#intoxication
#marijuana
#mousehole
#prostitute
#stoned
#woodring-room-background
2,442 7/6/2005 and so it goes
spigot: IF I CLICK ANOTHER LIGHT-BROWN-HAIRED GIRL PIC WHICH YIELDS A DOPEY COW-EYED RIOT GRRRL STARING OFF INTO SPACE I'M GOING TO LICK MY OWN DICK spigot: GURF BLURF CHOKING MYSELF DOWN spigot: LIFE'S RICH PAGEANT
spigot
#auto-fellatio
#blurf
#dicklicking
#dogshit
#porn
#rem
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
2,443 7/7/2005 a gay man in my pants (pt. 1)
net: ONCE AGAIN, I MUST REPORT THAT THERE IS A GAY MAN IN MY PANTS deuce: DO I KNOW HIM (OR HER) net: YES DEFINITELY net: PERHAPS YOU COULD GET IN HERE WITH US AND TALK HIM OUT OF HERE deuce: IS IT ME (I'M A LITTLE OUT OF IT RIGHT NOW) : To be continued tomorrow...
deuce
net
#acdc
#deuce-net
#gay
#gay-man-in-my-pants
#mystery
#pants
#series
#woodring-field-background
2,444 7/8/2005 a gay man in my pants (pt. 2)
net: I SUPPOSE I COULD LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE AND SAY HEY FREE FAG deuce: THIS WHOLE CONVERSATION IS STARTING TO COME INTO FOCUS NOW deuce: IT'S YOUR OWN DICK ISN'T IT net: LET ME CHECK net: YES (YES IT IS)
deuce
net
#acdc
#deuce-net
#dicks
#fag
#gay
#gay-man-in-my-pants
#mousehole
#mystery
#pants
#series
#woodring-room-background
2,445 7/9/2005 was re: what we agreed upon earlier in the day
spigot: SUPER DUPER spigot: DUM DEE DOO LICKING IT spigot: RE: OUR ARRANGEMENT
spigot
#email
#spigot-solo
#was-re
#woodring-stairs-background
2,446 7/10/2005 all i can spell is pain
spigot: IF I TAKE ALL THE LETTERS IN "JERKCITY" AND MIX THEM UP AND TAKE SOME OUT AND PUT NEW ONES I STILL NEED A SPONGE AND A MAP TO THE TOILET deuce: AND ALL I CAN SPELL IS P-A-I-N
deuce
spigot
#black-background
#deuce-spigot
#toilet
2,447 7/11/2005 night swimming
deuce: TOOT TOOT deuce: I'M SWIMMING deuce: OKAY NOW I'M SINKING deuce: GLUG GLUG GLUG deuce: HEY THIS IS NO FUN ANYMORE
deuce
#blue-background
#deuce-solo
#night-swimming
#sfw
2,448 7/12/2005 everything i needed to know
spigot: PACE YOURSELF spigot: FIRST ONE COCK, THEN ANOTHER spigot: THEN FOUR, THEN EIGHT
spigot
#green-background
#spigot-solo
2,449 7/13/2005 watch what you say
pants: MY LITTLE T-REX ARMS ARE FLAILING deuce: MY VESTIGIAL LIMBS ARE BEATING VIGOROUSLY IN A FRAIL ATTEMPT TO ACCOMPLISH SOMETHING BUT ULTIMATELY I AM DESTINED TO FAIL pants: NATURE'S GREATEST GIFT: MY AMAZING MOUTH deuce: EVOLUTION HAS SPECIFICALLY SELECTED ME FOR EXTINCTION pants: I'M ALL "THE BROTHERHOOD OF EVIL MUTANTS SOUNDS TOTALLY GAY TO ME" AND HE GOT REALLY MAD AND FLOATED OUT
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dinosaurs
#mouth-of-pants
#mutant-registration
#red-background
#x-men
2,450 7/14/2005 c-colorful colorful twinkling lights
atandt: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN pants: I LOST MY LIGHTER atandt: BOYS AND GIRLS pants: IT'S ORANGE atandt: COLORFUL TWINKLING LIGHTS pants: IF YOU FIND IT LET ME KNOW (THANKS)
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#dj-rapekit
#huffy-pants
#rape
#sfw
#white-background
2,451 7/15/2005 jean-charles, you fool!
spigot: CLIP CLOP CLIP CLOP HERE COME THE HORSES spigot: HOLY CHRIST THEY'RE CRAPPING ALL OVER THE STAGE spigot: WHAT A CRAZY MESS YOU HAVE MADE JEAN-CHARLES spigot: J'TAIME pants: AND THE PRESIDENT OF THE BANK WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE spigot: ALL OVER THE SIDEWALK OUTSIDE THE CAFE THIS IS A CATASTROPHE spigot: QUICKLY, TAKE THESE SACKS OF FLOUR AND *POOMPH* spigot: JEAN CHARLES YOU KLUTZ spigot: JEAN CHARLES YOU HAVE SOILED YOUR LAST PAIR OF TROUSERS AND TODAY IS PICTURE DAY
pants
spigot
#french
#hi-fi
#horse
#jean-charles
#pants-spigot
#poo
#shit
#yellow-background
2,452 7/16/2005 fuck it drinking
pants: COCKS deuce: WELL THERE YOU ARE deuce: I WAS GETTING JIZZY (OKAY I'M ALWAYS JIZZY) deuce: I WAS JUST GETTING MORE JIZZY IS WHAT I'M SAYING deuce: NO THAT'S NOT TRUE EITHER deuce: FUCK IT DRINKING GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
2,453 7/17/2005 caught in the act
spigot: HELLO spigot: HELLO .(spigot): ALL ALONE : SPIGOT PULLS DOWN TROUSERS: HBUGLBUG LUBUGBLH GLBUGHLUBH GLUBHGLU spigot: JESUS GOD JEAN-CHARLES AND THREE OTHER FAT FRENCH FAGS
spigot
#action
#jean-charles
#jesus
#spigot-solo
2,454 7/18/2005 what spigot brought instead
deuce: HURRAY PEOPLE IT'S BRING YOUR DAUGHTER TO WORK DAY spigot: T DEUCE I BROUGHT A BONG INSTEAD
deuce
spigot
#bonequest-hi-fi
#bong
#deuce-spigot
#mousehole
#spigot-points
#woodring-room-background
#zork
2,455 7/19/2005 which one is the treathole
pants: COULD YOU JUST MEASURE MY SHADOW AND SEE HOW LONG WINTER'LL BE pants: I'M THE CHRISTMAS FAG pants: POP ME IN YOUR TREATHOLE
pants
#christmas
#confectionery
#fag
#food
#hole
#pants-solo
#woodring-room-background
2,456 7/20/2005 meet me in heaven by john wayne
spigot: SYSTEM.OUT.WRITELN ("I'M FULL OF DICK TODAY");
spigot
#heaven
#java
#john-wayne
#programming
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
2,457 7/21/2005 jerkcity: source
pants: GO GO GO pants: STORM THE FRONT pants: FIRE IN THE HOLE pants: STICK TOGETHER TEAM pants: TAKING FIRE NEED ASSISTANCE pants: GET OUTTA THERE SHE'S GONNA BLOW pants: TERRORISTS WIN pants: DOES THIS COUNT TOWARDS COMMUNITY SERVICE
pants
#community-service
#counterstrike
#gaming
#hi-fi
#legal
#pants-solo
#radio
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
2,458 7/22/2005 meet the wizard
spigot: I'M THE WIZARD OF NUTS AND COCKS spigot: AND ALSO BALLS
spigot
#balls
#nuts
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
2,459 7/23/2005 sci-fi western
spigot: T PANTS CAN YOU HELP ME DEVELOP A SCI-FI WESTERN THAT TAKES PLACE ENTIRELY IN YOUR MOUTH (WITH MY PRICK)
spigot
#mouth
#prick
#science-fiction
#television
#western
#woodring-field-background
2,460 7/24/2005 watch the road
pants: JUST WATCH THE ROAD pants: HUFF THIS deuce: THINK YOU'RE ALL THAT HUH deuce: WELL I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU AREN'T BY LICKING YOUR BALLS pants: OKAY NOW HUFF THIS
deuce
pants
#all-that
#deuce-pants
#drugs
#huffing
#licking
#mountain-background
#road
#solvents
#substance-abuse
2,461 7/25/2005 in my lifetime
pants: WILL I BE ABLE TO AFFORD SPACE TRAVEL IN MY LIFETIME deuce: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME I DIDN'T GO TO COLLEGE
deuce
pants
#college
#deuce-pants
#sfw
2,462 7/26/2005 all the way back
spigot: IF YOU TILT THE PAC-MAN MUG BACK AND FORTH HE CHASES GHOSTS spigot: CAN WE AFFORD NOT TO SUPPORT CLONING PROSTITUTES spigot: BUG NO. 490834 I CLICK "GO BACK IN TIME" AND I GET STUCK IN RENAISSANCE (HOPE YOU SEE THIS) uncredited caveman: ATOUK ZUG-ZUG SPIGOT
spigot
#bug-report
#deja-vu
#pacman
#prostitute
#renaissance-man
#series
#spigot-solo
#time-travel
#uncredited-character
#white-background
2,463 7/27/2005 i only meant to stay a while
spigot: HOW ARE YOU ALL DOING TONIGHT spigot: WE'D LIKE SOME POTSTICKERS AND I'D LIKE AN ICED TEA PLEASE spigot: ACTUALLY AS PART OF THE SERVICE I CAN ALSO SING uncredited caveman: POOKA NEH-SOKU NEH-UNK NIE ZUG-ZUG ZOOK ZOZZZ
spigot
#potstickers
#renaissance-man
#series
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#time-travel
#uncredited-character
2,464 7/28/2005 you brought me here but can you take me back again
spigot: FREE TO BE YOU spigot: AND ME spigot: AND MY DICK AND THESE PUDDING CUPS????????? uncredited caveman: GRRRRR (FOAM) GRRRRRRRRR HUHHHHHH (MORE FOAM)
spigot
#dick
#food
#renaissance-man
#series
#spigot-solo
#time-travel
#uncredited-character
#white-background
2,465 7/29/2005 home at last
spigot: TYING MY PRICK TO THE LAMP POST AND SWINGING OUT INTO TRAFFIC IN A COMICAL SLAPSTICK FASHION spigot: LOOK OUT WOAH HOLY spigot: OH WE'RE HOME uncredited caveman: (TREMBLES, URINES SELF)
spigot
#physical-comedy
#renaissance-man
#series
#soiling-myself
#spigot-solo
#time-travel
#uncredited-character
#urine
#woodring-field-background
2,466 7/30/2005 high five
pants: GOOD ONE deuce: HOW ABOUT A GOOD RUBBING pants: HIGH FIVE pants: YOU HEARD THE MAN MOPS AND BUCKETS PEOPLE ASSES AND ELBOWS THIS INSTANT ON THE DOUBLE deuce: CHOP CHOP
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#huffy-pants
#mop
#woodring-field-background
2,467 7/31/2005 two best friends
pants: WE SHOULD GIVE UP deuce: PULL AND WANK ON IT deuce: IT TURNS YOUR PISS MILKY pants: AND ARRESTY
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#piss
2,468 8/1/2005 does it
pants: (IT GOES IN MY MOUTH) deuce: DOES IT pants: (IT DOES) deuce: OH pants: (YES) deuce: STOP THAT
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#mousehole
#mouth
#parentheses
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
2,469 8/2/2005 bizarro jerkcity
deuce: YOU'RE SCARING ME pants: (I'M STUCK IN BIZARRO JERKCITY) pants: (IT'S SOME WEIRD DIMENSION WHERE I SUCK DICK ALL DAY) pants: (WAIT A MINUTE) pants: OKAY I WAS UNDER A BLANKET THE WHOLE TIME pants: HI
deuce
pants
#bizarro
#blankets
#dc-comics
#deuce-pants
#dimension
#huffy-pants
#woodring-den-background
2,470 8/3/2005 this is not a test
spigot: I DISLIKE THE BITING spigot: BUT I DON'T MIND THE CLAMPING spigot: HOLDING MY BREATH UNTIL I'M GAY IN THE FACE
spigot
#spigot-solo
2,471 8/4/2005 t atandt kill yourself
atandt: T DEUCE LIVE LONG AND PROSPER deuce: T ATANDT KILL YOURSELF SO THAT THE REST OF US MAY LEAD FRUITFUL LIVES
atandt
deuce
#atandt-deuce
#atandt-deuce-disconnect
#kill-yourself
#mousehole
#sfw
#star-trek
#woodring-room-background
2,472 8/5/2005 whatnot
spigot: LET'S JUST SAY THERE'S A VERY GOOD REASON THEY'RE CALLED MOUNTIES pants: I'VE FOUND YOU CAN PRETTY MUCH SHOVE ANYTHING THROUGH THE HOLES AND THEY TAKE IT pants: WASHERS, GUM WRAPPERS, RUBBER BANDS spigot: PENCILS AND LITTLE FIGURINES AND WHAT NOT
pants
spigot
#glory-hole
#hole
#mounties
#pants-spigot
#police
#rcmp
#urine
#woodring-stairs-background
2,473 8/6/2005 freak transporter accident
spigot: I'M GAY DUE TO A FREAK TRANSPORTER ACCIDENT
spigot
#gay
#spigot-solo
#transporter-accident
#woodring-field-background
2,474 8/7/2005 no exit
deuce: IT'S A HORRIBLE LIFE (BUT WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD)
deuce
#dream
#mousehole
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
2,475 8/8/2005 renaissance man
hanford: WHERE DID THE HOMELESS DUDE COME FROM pants: NO CLUE MAN*
hanford
pants
#renaissance-man
#uncredited-character
#white-background
2,476 8/9/2005 on being owned
pants: YOU CAN OWN ME BUT WITHOUT THE 0 AND DEFINITELY WITHOUT THE P pants: ALSO NO FUNNY COMBINATIONS (P BEFORE 0, P IN PLACE OF 0 OR O) pants: I'LL JUST LIE BACK AND THINK OF ENGLAND (FOR SOME REASON)
pants
#england
#hi-fi
#leetspeak
#pants-solo
2,477 8/10/2005 an extremely sensitive subject
deuce: ARE YOU TALKING TO MY NUTS deuce: IF SO PLEASE WHISPER deuce: (THEY ARE SENSITIVE)
deuce
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#no-carrier
#nuts
#woodring-stairs-background
2,478 8/11/2005 secret cache of dicks
pants: THE SECRET CACHE OF DICKS spigot: WHAT IN THE pants: BURIED BY A PIRATE (NO DOUBT) spigot: WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH ALL THESE DONGS spigot: HAVE YOU SEEN THESE THINGS
pants
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#pants-spigot
#pirate
2,479 8/12/2005 lemon poppy seed muffins
spigot: LET'S HAVE A LITTLE LESS COLLABORATION AND COMMUNICATION AND A LITTLE MORE EJACULATION AND MAYBE ALSO LEMON POPPYSEED MUFFINS
spigot
#ejaculation
#jizz
#muffins
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
2,480 8/13/2005 are you sure
deuce: ARE YOU MY MOTHER net: N deuce: ARE YOU SURE net: I DON'T HAVE ANY FIREARMS deuce: CHECK AGAIN net: T DEUCE I SAID I UH OK deuce: FORCING MYSELF BACK INTO YOUR WOMB deuce: JUST TRY TO SHOVE YOURSELF UP SOMEONE'S COOCHIE AND THEY'LL ALWAYS GIVE IN
deuce
net
#deuce-net
#unbirthing
#woodring-stairs-background
2,481 8/14/2005 i need a ride back to jerkcity
spigot: HAVING A HARD TIME BELIEVING WE'RE ALL THE WICKERMAN spigot: OKAY I NEED A RIDE BACK TO JERKCITY spigot: THERE'S A SOCK AND A NAPKIN ON THE FLOOR AND I'M NOT SURE WHAT TO DO
spigot
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#wickerman
2,482 8/15/2005 go wait in the tardis
spigot: FUCKING SHUT UP DURING JAG spigot: I MEAN FRIENDS pants: COULD YOU PLEASE TRY NOT TO EMBARASS ME IN FRONT OF MY ROCKY HORROR FRIENDS JUST THIS ONCE spigot: WEARING TIGHTS IS PART OF THE FUN (ALSO THROWING RICE AND FILKING) SO MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST GO WAIT IN THE TARDIS
pants
spigot
#dr-who
#filking
#fucking-shut-up
#huffy-pants
#jag
#nerd-culture
#pants-spigot
#rice
#rocky-horror
#tardis
#tight-pants
#woodring-stairs-background
2,483 8/16/2005 when is a rape not a rape
pants: MOUTH RAPE IS THE MISUNDERSTOOD RAPE deuce: IT'S NOT REALLY RAPE IF THE VICTIM IS A WOMAN
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#misogyny
#moon-background
#rape
2,484 8/17/2005 sf boner expo
spigot: I MUST SAY THE SF BONER EXPO WAS SORT OF A LETDOWN pants: NOT ENOUGH OR TOO MUCH spigot: IT WAS JUST SOME GUY'S APARTMENT
pants
spigot
#apartment
#bay-area
#birthday-strip
#boner-expo
#boners
#email
#pants-spigot
#san-francisco
2,485 8/18/2005 led zep
pants: MY LED ZEPPELIN T-SHIRT IS FINALLY STARTING TO FADE pants: MAYBE NOW I CAN HANG OUT IN THE SMOKING SECTION pants: IT'S GOT THE GUY WITH THE STICKS ON THE FRONT AND ON THE BACK IT'S ALL ZOSO
pants
#led-zeppelin
#pants-solo
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
#zoso
2,486 8/19/2005 helping myself to more sausage
spigot: WHAT IF THE CAUSE OF THE BIG PLANE CRASH WAS ME FARTING?!?!?!?!? spigot: I AM HELPING MYSELF TO MORE SAUSAGE REGARDLESS
spigot
#farts
#sausage
#sfw
#spigot-solo
2,487 8/20/2005 if so count me in
spigot: WHY DOST THOU FLIP AND FLOP THY DONG BENEATH MY CHAMBER DOOR deuce: BY THAT DO YOU MEAN BEATING YOU SILLY AND SHOVING YOUR HEAD INTO A BATHTUB FULL OF WARM PISS deuce: IF SO COUNT ME IN ???
deuce
spigot
#edgar-allan-poe
#poetry
#the-raven
#woodring-field-background
2,488 8/21/2005 gay about the face
spigot: GAY ABOUT THE FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STARRING SPIGOT pants: I'VE SEEN THIS ONE spigot: LORDY
pants
spigot
#deja-vu
#pants-spigot
#red-background
2,489 8/22/2005 for some odd reason
deuce: T PANTS SO APPARENTLY I'M A BIG JOKE TO YOU pants: T DEUCE YOU'RE LIKE A FUNNY CLOWN YES pants: T DEUCE MY KEYBOARD IS FUCKED UP (SPACEBAR STICKY FOR SOME ODD REASON)
deuce
pants
#clown
#deuce-pants
2,490 8/23/2005 sun shine
spigot: SIR YOU ARE SPREADING/SMEARING SUNSHINE ALL OVER MY FACE
spigot
#spigot-solo
#sunshine
#woodring-stairs-background
2,491 8/24/2005 his innermost secret thoughts
.deuce: I FEEL LIKE JERKING .deuce: BUT I WON'T LET THE DEVIL CONTROL MY BEHAVIOR .deuce: INSTEAD I'LL YANK
deuce
#bacon
#bonequest-hi-fi
#deuce-solo
#jerking
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
2,492 8/25/2005 a healthy debate this is not
ozone: (EV1): UNIT 0, REVISION 3. deuce: COCKS ??? ozone: DICKS !!! deuce: WE'RE IN AGREEMENT THEN
deuce
ozone
#deuce-ozone
#unix
#woodring-stairs-background
2,493 8/26/2005 those are my butterscotches
deuce: THE SWEET ACRID AROMA OF SPIGOT'S HATEFUL MEAN, WELL-DESERVED WORDS deuce: CLEARLY INDICATING THAT I DO NOT KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD ACRID spigot: AHEM deuce: I SWEAR TO GOD IF I DON'T FIND OUT WHO'S STEALING MY PEANUT BRITTLE THINGS I'M GOING TO BLOW A GASKET AND THEN CONTINUE WHINING spigot: THOSE ARE MY BUTTERSCOTCHES
deuce
spigot
#adjectives
#deuce-spigot
#mean-words
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
2,494 8/27/2005 i see you sucking
deuce: I SEE YOU SUCKING AROUND THE CORNER spigot: DID YOU BUILD A PERISCOPE OUT OF TWO MIRRORS AND A MILK CARTON
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#science
2,495 8/28/2005 pick a card
spigot: IT'S NOT A PARTY WITHOUT ME FOLKS spigot: HUGHGYHGHG HGHUGHGUH SOMEONE PICK A CARD spigot: SIR YOU ARE REALLY BANGING MY HEAD AGAINST THE BOWL VERY HARD NOW
spigot
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#violent-disapproval
#woodring-stairs-background
2,496 8/29/2005 make me get out
spigot: PROSPERO'S BALLS deuce: JUMPIN' JEHOSEPHAT spigot: GET OUT deuce: MAKE ME
deuce
spigot
#balls
#deuce-spigot
#get-out
#woodring-stairs-background
2,497 8/30/2005 toxic shock
deuce: ALL THAT POUNDING REAMERY IS GIVING ME TOXIC SHOCK
deuce
#anal
#deuce-solo
#tampon
#toxic-shock
#woodring-room-background
2,498 8/31/2005 your bird-like dick
pants: ANYWAY IF I HAVE NO FREE WILL THEN I MIGHT AS WELL JUST SUCK ALL THE DICKS AT ONCE IS WHAT I'M SAYING deuce: AND BEGIN pants: YOUR BIRD-LIKE DICK deuce: IN THAT IT HAS A BEAK OR THAT IT MAKES BUK BUK BUK SOUNDS (BOTH TRUE) uncredited caveman: GAHHHHHHHHHHHH NUGGGGGGGGH GAAAAH HUNNGH NUGGGH HUHHHHHHH
deuce
pants
#buk
#cocksucking
#deuce-pants
#nuggh
#renaissance-man
#uncredited-character
#woodring-field-background
2,499 9/1/2005 a very happy ending
spigot: THEN WE ADJOURNED TO THE LOUNGE FOR COMPLIMENTARY FACIALS deuce: BOY DID WE
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#facial
#lounge
#woodring-field-background
2,500 9/2/2005 delicious pesto pizza
pants: I'D DONATE TO THE RELIEF EFFORT BUT MY CAT NEEDS CHEMO pants: FOLKS YOU TAKE THE FRESH PESTO WITH PINE NUTS AND CHEESE MIXED IN THEN SPREAD IT THICK LIKE PEANUT BUTTER ONTO THE PIZZA spigot: ACTUALLY IT'S ONE OF THE OLD BLACK-AND-WHITE RE-RUNS BUT DON'T LET ME INTERRUPT pants: TONIGHT'S EPISODE OF SPIGOT THE BEAR IS FILMED IN TECHNOCOLOR
pants
spigot
#current-events
#dj-rapekit
#pants-spigot
#pizza
#recipe
#spanish
#spigot-the-bear
#woodring-stairs-background
2,501 9/3/2005 do not get excited it is only a rhetorical question
pants: HOW DID I GET THIS HARD
pants
#pants-solo
2,502 9/4/2005 go fuck yourself
spigot: AND BY "FAT" WE ALSO MEAN "DUMB" spigot: I'M AFRAID THAT BEATS MY FIDDLE FOOPER FOP AND MY HURGLY BING BONG spigot: QUEERS AREN'T HUMAN THEY'RE QUEER COCKSUCKERS
spigot
#cocksucking
#spigot-points
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
2,503 9/5/2005 rape flies
deuce: THEY'RE ALL OVER ME pants: LIKE GAY FLIES pants: OR JUST REGULAR NON-GAY FLIES deuce: RAPE FLIES pants: THE WORST deuce: IN THAT THEY RAPE pants: THE NON-GAY ONES ARE JUST ANNOYING deuce: THEY HIT ON YOU BUT DON'T REALLY GET ANYWHERE deuce: THE RAPE FLIES ON THE OTHER HAND DO NOT EVEN ASK pants: THEY CARRY YOU THOUSANDS OF MILES INLAND pants: I ENDED UP IN MICHIGAN ONCE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#fun-with-wildlife
#michigan
#rape
#woodring-field-background
2,504 9/6/2005 kickban
spigot: YOU PUT YOUR LEFT FOOT IN spigot: YOU TAKE YOUR LEFT FOOT OUT spigot: YOU PUT YOUR FAT BALLS IN spigot: AND YOU SHA : SPIGOT IS KICKED OFF CHANNEL #HOKEY_POKEY
spigot
#caption
#irc
#spigot-solo
#violent-disapproval
#woodring-stairs-background
2,505 9/7/2005 creep
pants: [B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[A[A[A pants: LOOK I MIXED THE [B'S UP WITH THE [A'S deuce: ~~~~~~~ deuce: TAKE THAT pants: [B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B pants: TOPPING IT OFF deuce: IF YOU USE UP ALL THE [B WHAT WILL BE LEFT FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS deuce: THEY WILL HAVE TO MOVE TO THE [C OR EVEN THE [D pants: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THEM, I'LL BE DEAD deuce: YOU ASSHOLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!! pants: I PREFER TO BE CALLED A SELF-CENTERED CREEP
deuce
pants
#creep
#deuce-pants
#huffy-pants
#vt100
#woodring-room-background
2,506 9/8/2005 a dong around my waist like a belt
spigot: TAKE THE OTHER DAY, THERE I AM IN MY KITCHEN AREA WITH THREE PRICKS IN EACH HAND, A DONG AROUND MY WAIST LIKE A BELT AND THE DOORBELL RINGS spigot: WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT: TEN FAT GAY DICKS AND PRICKS STANDING AT THE DOOR DEMANDING ENTRY!!!!!! AND I'M LIKE: WHERE'S THE FIRE?!?!?!?! spigot: WELL AS YOU CAN IMAGINE THEY GAVE ME A GOOD STOMPING AND SMOOSHING AND ON TOP OF ALL THAT THE RASPBERRY HAPPLE-BAPPLE COBBLER I WAS BAKING BURNED RIGHT UP IN THE CROCKPOT
spigot
#apple-bapple
#cobbler
#cooking
#dicks
#reduplication
#smooshing
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
2,507 9/9/2005 cocks and balls
spigot: COCKS AND BALLS spigot: A DUET OF PLEASURES deuce: SHUT UP
deuce
spigot
#balls
#cocks
#deuce-spigot
#woodring-field-background
2,508 9/10/2005 wrong hole
spigot: I HAD TOO MUCH MCDONALDS deuce: DID YOU CRAM THEM IN THE WRONG HOLE AGAIN spigot: WELL YOU'RE REALLY ASKING TWO QUESTIONS THERE spigot: ALSO IS THIS EVEN DOCTOR WHO FANTASY CAMP
deuce
spigot
#asking-two-questions
#deuce-spigot
#dr-who
#hole
#mcdonalds
#true-story
#woodring-field-background
2,509 9/11/2005 how about instead
pants: INSTEAD OF SAYING YOU'RE GOING TO DRILL MY ASS HOW ABOUT INSTEAD WE SAY EXPLORE
pants
#anal
#pants-solo
#woodring-room-background
2,510 9/12/2005 2020
deuce: BY 2020 TOUCHING OTHER PEOPLE WILL BE A DEATH SENTENCE spigot: THEN BY GOD I'M GOING TO JERK OFF
deuce
spigot
#covid-19
#deuce-spigot
#eerie-predictions
#masturbation
#mousehole
#social-distancing
2,511 9/13/2005 pickles
deuce: VOMITING UP PICKLES THAT I NEVER ATE atandt: NOW THAT IS DOWNRIGHT STRANGE deuce: WELCOME TO MY WORLD !!!!
atandt
deuce
#sfw
#somber-deuce
#vomit
#woodring-den-background
2,512 9/14/2005 without me
spigot: WITHOUT ME, THE FLOPPY DISKS WOULD JUST GO UNLABELED
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#floppy-disks
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
2,513 9/15/2005 southwest
net: YOU ARE IN A ROOM FILLED WITH RERUNS EXITS ARE J)ERK AND D)RINK deuce: I WISH TO GO SOUTHWEST (SW)
deuce
net
#deuce-net
#infocom
#jerking
#southwest
#woodring-field-background
2,514 9/16/2005 here lies vera rest in peace
pants: DAYDREAMING ABOUT DICKS pants: NOT IN A GOOD WAY THOUGH pants: MORE OF A "THIS IS A BAD THING AND I KNOW IT" WAY pants: HERE LIES VERA pants: REST IN PEACE
pants
#applesauce
#dicks
#hurricane
#nuggh
#pants-solo
#woodring-field-background
2,515 9/17/2005 the real reason
pants: GRAVITY IS FORCING ME TO BE GAY AGAIN
pants
#gay
#pants-solo
#science
#woodring-field-background
2,516 9/18/2005 listen up
pants: LISTEN UP pants: I'M GOING TO THE MOON IN A FEW MINUTES AND I WANTED TO SAY A FEW THINGS FIRST ozone: CAN'T HEAR YOU ozone: DICKS IN EACH EAR
ozone
pants
#dicks
#moon
#woodring-room-background
2,517 9/19/2005 sulawesi toraja
: SULAWESI TORAJA : GRADE 1 LOT 6447 : ROASTED ON : 3/3/2004 : "spigot" coffee labels : circa 2004 : jerkcity.com
spigot
#coffee
#label
#spigot
#spigot-solo
#sulawesi-toraja
#woodring-field-background
2,518 9/20/2005 no such thing as a dick zombie
.(pants): NO SUCH THING AS A DICK ZOMBIE????? I'LL SHOW THEM pants: THE WORLD NEEDS MORE THAN ONE TARDBLOG pants: THINK OF ALL THE POSSIBILITIES: TARDBLOGGING, TARDCASTING
pants
#coy-pants
#dick
#pants-solo
#retarded
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
#zombie
2,519 9/21/2005 some kind of wonderful learning curve
uncredited caveman: BGUALGLUAHGLBAGLUHALGBAGUHLBAG pants: KEEP TRYING
pants
#pants-solo
#renaissance-man
#sfw
#uncredited-character
2,520 9/22/2005 pants is in the wrong restroom but gets huffy about it anyway
first uncredited woman: MY CUNT GLOWS YELLOW second uncredited woman: I ALMOST CRASHED INTO A TREE pants: BITCHES LEAVE NOW
pants
#bitches
#cunt
#huffy-pants
#pants-solo
#uncredited-character
#woodring-room-background
2,521 9/23/2005 brisco the cat has a posse
pants: JUST SO WE UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER: pants: I DON'T CLIP MY FINGERNAILS pants: SO THIS IS REALLY, REALLY GONNA HURT
pants
#fingering
#pants-solo
#posse
#woodring-room-background
2,522 9/24/2005 this is how we roll
pants: PHONE IT IN pants: BUT DON'T PICK UP pants: LET THE MACHINE GET IT
pants
#answering-machine
#pants-solo
#phone
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
2,523 9/26/2005 into a napkin
spigot: HONK BONK spigot: I'M A CLOWN spigot: I KNOW I ASKED YOU TO VOLUNTEER WITH THE CANNED FOOD DRIVE BUT I REALLY MEANT JUST HELP ME JERK OFF INTO A NAPKIN
spigot
#clown
#food
#food-drive
#honk
#jerking
#napkin
#spigot-solo
#volunteer
#woodring-field-background
2,524 9/27/2005 klingon marriage
deuce: T PANTS LET'S HAVE A KLINGON MARRIAGE (WHICH MERELY CONSISTS OF US JERKING EACH OTHER OFF) pants: FOR GOD'S SAKE FEED ME DICK
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dick
#klingon
#mousehole
#star-trek
#woodring-room-background
2,525 9/28/2005 spoilers
spigot: SPOILERS FOLLOW: spigot: ... spigot: ... spigot: ... spigot: ... spigot: ... spigot: ... spigot: COCKS
spigot
#cocks
#repetition
#spigot-solo
#spoilers
#woodring-field-background
2,526 9/29/2005 kicks and punches
deuce: COULD I BORROW YOUR WIFE FOR THE WEEKEND deuce: I WANT TO TEST OUT SOME NEW KICKS AND PUNCHES
deuce
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#misogyny
#violence
#woodring-field-background
2,527 9/30/2005 clowning around
spigot: LOOK AT ME EVERYONE I'M WEARING FUNNY PANTS spigot: WOOO HOOOO I'M A CLOWN FUCKING LOOK OVER HERE spigot: I'M SPIGOT THE CLOWN WOOO HOOO LOOKS LIKE A CREAM PIE spigot: I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE spigot: OKAY WHO'S THE BIRTHDAY BOY spigot: FUCKING SHUT UP WHO'S THE BIRTHDAY BOY
spigot
#behind-the-scenes
#clown
#fucking-shut-up
#too-rapidly
#woodring-field-background
2,528 10/1/2005 the day control messages stopped working
deuce: WHY AREN'T MY CONTROL MESSAGES WORKING ANYMORE
deuce
#cocktober
#deuce-solo
#usenet
#woodring-stairs-background
2,529 10/2/2005 ass day
deuce: EVERY DAY IS ASS DAY pants: I AM NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONE WITH THE TOILET, JUST NEAR IT pants: GET OFFA ME
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#toilet
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-stairs-background
2,530 10/3/2005 only two words
spigot: ONLY TWO WORDS CAN TEAR ME AWAY FROM JERKCITY: spigot: BO spigot: NER pants: INDEED, OUR PERFORMANCE IS FULL OF WARMTH AND HUMOR
pants
spigot
#pants-spigot
2,531 10/4/2005 on line
spigot: I'M ONLINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: URF HUHHHHH spigot: OFFLINE
spigot
#blur
#hhhhh
#internet
#offline
#online
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
2,532 10/5/2005 pump it up
pants: YOUR THREE DIMENSIONAL LAWS DO NOT APPLY TO ME deuce: QUACK pants: SHUT UP pants: HURRRRRRRRRR pants: IF WE HAD SOME INSTRUMENTS WE ACTUALLY MIGHT BE GOOD
deuce
pants
#drunk-deuce
#huffy-pants
#sfw
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-stairs-background
2,533 10/6/2005 come to think of it
spigot: SO I THINK HEINEKEN'S MY FAVORITE SCI-FI AUTHOR WHO'S ALSO A BEER
spigot
#beer
#cocktober
#heinlein
#mountain-background
#science-fiction
#spigot-solo
2,534 10/7/2005 the ozone and deuce show
deuce: FORCING MYSELF ON YOU ozone: EATING THE ENTIRE BAG OF COOKIES
deuce
ozone
#bug-report
#cookies
#deuce-ozone
#food
#low-res
#rape
#woodring-field-background
2,535 10/8/2005 return of the jedi
spigot: BEEP BONK spigot: I'M C3PO spigot: BOOP DOOP spigot: LET'S GO RUNNING AROUND IN THE SAND OR WHATEVER WE WERE DOING pants: I'M THE ROBOT THAT GIVES HEAD (WHICHEVER ONE THAT WAS) spigot: CLONKING
pants
spigot
#beep
#bonk
#boop
#clonk
#doop
#pants-spigot
#robot
#star-wars
#woodring-den-background
2,536 10/9/2005 shut up
spigot: SHUT UP spigot: FUCKING SHUT UP spigot: SHUT YOUR MOUTH spigot: FUCKING SHUT YOUR FAT FAGGOT MOUTH spigot: SERIOUSLY I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP
spigot
#fucking-shut-up
#shut-up
#spigot-solo
#violence
#woodring-field-background
2,537 10/10/2005 the penguin incident
atandt: LIES! deuce: AGREED deuce: I MEAN WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT atandt: THE STORY ABOUT THE PENGUIN atandt: IT'S NOT TRUE deuce: OH
atandt
deuce
#atandt-deuce
#fighting-irish-pose
#sfw
#true-story
#woodring-stairs-background
2,538 10/11/2005 einstein was a gay
deuce: SO IT TURNS OUT IF YOU TRAVEL REALLY FAST IN AN ATTEMPT TO ACCUMULATE MORE DICKS FASTER IT BACKFIRES AND ALL THE DICKS ARE DEAD WHEN YOU COME BACK
deuce
#albert-einstein
#deuce-solo
#einstein
#relativity
#time-dilation
#time-travel
#woodring-stairs-background
2,539 10/12/2005 all the way to god
spigot: THE BANG BUS TO BURNING MAN pants: THERE GROWS THE GRASS
pants
spigot
#bang-bus
#burning-man
#pants-spigot
#woodring-field-background
2,540 10/13/2005 on call
spigot: I KEEP MY PAGER CLIPPED BETWEEN MY NUTS LIKE A STAPLE spigot: SO IF ANYONE FROM WORK NEEDS ME I'LL KNOW spigot: WHEN MY PAGER VIBRATES I GET A NOSEBLEED AND A BONER
spigot
#nuts-of-spigot
#pager
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
2,541 10/14/2005 dirty floor
deuce: OOOOOOOOOOOF pants: THE FLOOR IS DIRTY pants: I'M ALLERGIC TO DUST pants: COULD YOU PRESS MY HEAD SOMEWHERE ELSE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#mousehole
#physical-comedy
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
2,542 10/15/2005 cyberfeminist webzine
spigot: IS THIS SOME KIND OF CYBERFEMINIST WEBZINE spigot: BECAUSE I NEED A BJ spigot: FUCKING LAUGH
spigot
#failed-comedy
#feminism
#spigot-solo
2,543 10/16/2005 i put the ape into rape
pants: BAHHHHHHHH ON TOP OF YOU, YOU CAN SMELL MY BREATH pants: BAHHHHH HHHHHHH YOU ARE COMPLETELY AWAKE AT THIS POINT pants: BAHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH YOU ARE NOT ENJOYING THIS
pants
#breath
#hhhhh
#huffy-pants
#pants-solo
#physical-comedy
#rape
#woodring-stairs-background
2,544 10/17/2005 boners float
atandt: BONERS POKE deuce: HOPE FLOATS deuce: T ATANDT BUT YOUR PUPPET SHOW HAS BEEN BANNED IN FORTY SIX STATES atandt: T DEUCE YOU'RE BEGINNING TO SEE THE 'WHOLE PICTURE' IT APPEARS deuce: I BELIEVE IN A HOLISTIC VIEW
atandt
deuce
#hope-floats
#somber-deuce
#woodring-field-background
2,545 10/18/2005 choking
deuce: GGLHALGHALG pants: ARE YOU CHOKING???? LICK THIS DICK FOR YES AND THOSE FOUR DICKS FOR NO
deuce
pants
#choking
#deuce-pants
#dicks
#mousehole
#wikipedia
#woodring-room-background
2,546 10/19/2005 mcmdvii
spigot: IN ROMAN TIMES I COULD COUNT MY JERKING LIKE MCMDVII
spigot
#history
#roman-numerals
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
2,547 10/20/2005 next time
atandt: WHEN I READ JERKCITY I BECOME TUMESCENT pants: NEXT TIME PUT HIM UP ON THE CROSS AND KEEP HIM THERE
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#jesus
#taint
#woodring-field-background
2,548 10/21/2005 going down down down
pants: MAGIC PEOPLE AT UNICORN PRECINCT THIS SATURDA}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} THE SYSTEM IS GOING DOWN FOR MAINTENANCE ***IMMEDIATELY*** LOGOUT NOW
pants
#magic-people
#pants-solo
#sfw
#unix
#woodring-field-background
2,549 10/22/2005 not real after all
pants: BUT IF THIS ISN'T REALITY THEN WHAT IS REAL pants: THAT BELL'S GONNA BE HARD TO UNRING
pants
#die-trying
#hitler
#pants-solo
#philosophy
#reality
#woodring-den-background
2,550 10/23/2005 all over the face
spigot: MY HANDS THEY ARE SLIPPERY I CANNOT HOLD ON TO ZE LADDER spigot: PRICKS POKING ME ALL OVER THE FACE spigot: OH JEAN-CHARLES HOW DID YOU AND THE MONKEY GET BLASTED INTO OUTER SPACE
spigot
#dicks
#jean-charles
#monkey
#poking
#pricks
#space
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
2,551 10/24/2005 just answer the question
deuce: AIN'T I GAY spigot: I JUST OPEN THE CHIPS WITH MY TEETH
deuce
spigot
#chips
#deuce-spigot
#teeth
#woodring-stairs-background
2,552 10/25/2005 karaoke lady
spigot: FRY ME TO DER MOONS / UND LET ME PRAY AMONST A STARS pants: TAKE IT OFF spigot: RET ME SEE IF SPRING HAS SPRUNGD / ON JUPITER UND MARS pants: TAKE OFF YOUR FUCKING SHIRT deuce: I THINK YOU'RE MIXING UP GERMAN AND ORIENTAL LANGUAGES pants: KARAOKE LADY I AM ABOUT TO HURL A BEER MUG AT YOUR HEAD
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#fake-accent
#fly-me-to-the-moon
#frank-sinatra
#huffy-pants
#karaoke
#neon-genesis-evangelion
#singing
2,553 10/26/2005 which tty am i on
spigot: SO WHO ALL IS HERE spigot: WHICH TTY AM I ON FOLKS deuce: SCARED spigot: HOMPH HOMPH HOMPH URF GIMME
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#homph
#sfw
#tty
#unix
#woodring-field-background
2,554 10/27/2005 all three prongs at once
spigot: HOIF OOF OW spigot: JERKCITY'S THREE-PRONG STRATEGY
spigot
#physical-comedy
#poking
#prodding
#prong
#spigot-solo
2,555 10/28/2005 thug life
deuce: (SOUNDS OF CHEWING, COUGHING) WHAT pants: I SAID (SHOUTING OVER VACUUM CLEANER)
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
2,556 10/29/2005 aftermath
atandt: I PAID GOOD MONEY FOR THIS RAPE deuce: THEN YOU GOT RAPED TWICE
atandt
deuce
#atandt-deuce
#rape
#woodring-field-background
2,557 10/30/2005 short diary entry
deuce: BUH deuce: DEAR DIARY deuce: FOOD TIME
deuce
#bloggers
#deuce-solo
#diary
#drunk-deuce
#woodring-den-background
2,558 10/31/2005 mysterious halloween mystery (a jerkcity halloween special)
spigot: OKAY NOW LET'S SEE WHO THIS "GHOST" REALLY IS spigot: [YANKING THE MASK] spigot: [STILL YANKING] spigot: [MMM URF COME ON NOW] spigot: TAKE OFF YOUR FUCKING MASK YOU DUMB QUEER
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#dumb-queer
#ghost
#halloween
#imaginary-deuce
#poor-deuce
#scooby-doo
#spigot-solo
2,559 11/1/2005 spigot sings
spigot: DO YOU HEAR WHAT I HEAR / I HEAR / I HEAR spigot: THE PRICKS / THE PRICKS / AND ALSO YES THE DICKS spigot: THEY'RE POKING RIGHT IN MY FACE / THEY ARE POKING RIGHT IN MY FACE deuce: T SPIGOT THAT'S NOT WHAT WHITNEY HOUSTON SANG spigot: I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY HE NEEDS TO MAKE FUN OF GAYS
deuce
spigot
#christmas-carol
#deuce-spigot
#singing
#whitney-houston
#woodring-stairs-background
2,560 11/2/2005 call me sally
deuce: I AM A STATIC_CAST deuce: PUNCH ME IN MY TITS AND CALL ME SALLY
deuce
#c
#casting
#comics-code
#cplusplus
#deuce-solo
#programming
#violence
2,561 11/3/2005 an interview with a deuce
deuce: Q: WHY IS JERKCITY SUCH A PIECE OF SHIT deuce: A: I DON'T KNOW deuce: END INTERVIEW
deuce
#bonequest-hd
#deuce-solo
#interview
#nonstandard-title-panel
#woodring-stairs-background
2,562 11/4/2005 he means it
pants: OOF OW pants: BONK BONK BONK BONK pants: PLEASE SIR deuce: STOP SQUIRMING
deuce
pants
#mousehole
#series
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
2,563 11/5/2005 he means it pt 2
deuce: LET'S ALL MOVE TO JERKCITY atandt: PACKING deuce: FAG TRAP atandt: STILL PACKING pants: ALSO PACKING
atandt
deuce
pants
#fag-trap
#series
#woodring-room-background
2,564 11/6/2005 help is on the way
spigot: IF ONLY I HAD A HAMMER AND A MAP TO MOTEL 6 spigot: THUMP THUMP THUMP spigot: LET ME OUT OF HERE PEOPLE !!! IT'S THE WEEKEND SO I'M GOING TO HAVE TO BE HERE UNTIL MONDAY deuce: T SPIGOT I'M ON MY WAY
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#monday
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
2,565 11/7/2005 thought (and then afterthought)
spigot: PLEASE COME TO MY USER MEET (GRADE MY BALLS ON A CURVE) spigot: I SAW YOU DRIVING IN THE CARPOOL LANE (I'M LICKING MYSELF) spigot: THAT WORD IS DEROGATORY TOWARD MENTALS (I'M FITTING IN)
spigot
#balls
#nuts-of-spigot
#spigot-solo
#woodring-den-background
2,566 11/8/2005 at once
pants: I CAN MANIPULATE THREE SOCK PUPPETS AT ONCE deuce: HOW ???!?! deuce: OH
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#woodring-stairs-background
2,567 11/9/2005 hide it quick
spigot: QUICK HIDE THE JERKCITY spigot: WHEN I GET DIVORCED I HOPE I GET THE BATHROOM spigot: NOT FOR ANY REASON (HINT: SUCKING)
spigot
#divorce
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
2,568 11/10/2005 pee in my kimchee
spigot: APOLOGIZE FOR THE PEE IN MY KIMCHEE pants: I CANNOT pants: I STAND BY MY PLACEMENT OF THE URINE AND I'M SURE THE COMMITTEE WILL SEE IT THAT WAY AS WELL pants: T SPIGOT THE PISS COMMITTEE
spigot
#apologies
#kimchi
#korea
#pants-spigot
#piss
#typo
#urine
#woodring-room-background
2,569 11/11/2005 the stalls out west
pants
#machine
#picture
#receipt
#sfw
#stall
#west-hollywood
2,570 11/12/2005 he eats things he finds
inebriated crustacean: HERE'S WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT ME inebriated crustacean: I'M DRUNK RIGHT NOW, I LIKE TO PINCH STUFF WHILE I WANDER AROUND UNDERWATER BUT THE VERY BEST PART IS (PAY CLOSE ATTENTION AND TAKE NOTES) inebriated crustacean: I EAT THINGS I FIND pants: WELCOME, TALKING DRUNKEN CRUSTACEAN
pants
#inebriated-crustacean
#pants-solo
#underwater
#white-background
2,571 11/13/2005 that guy's basket
spigot: HAND ME THE BINOCULARS SO I CAN ZOOM IN ON THAT GUY'S BASKET spigot: HURF spigot: BLUH
spigot
#boners
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
#voyeurism
2,572 11/14/2005 nuff said
pants: THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF PROSTITUTION
pants
#counterstrike
#pants-solo
#prostitution
#woodring-field-background
2,573 11/15/2005 starting java
deuce: T SPIGOT COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHAT JAVA IS AND HOW IT WILL HELP ME FIND MORE PICTURES OF PORNOGRAPHY TO JERK OFF TO spigot: I WILL CC: THE WORLDWIDE WEB CONSORTIUM AND THE SPIDER-MAN WEBRING AND GET BACK TO YOU deuce: GAGBLAHUGLBAG spigot: STARTING JAVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#java
#porn
#spider-man
#spigot-points
#webring
#woodring-stairs-background
2,574 11/16/2005 or are you just resting
inebriated crustacean: AH, DRUNK BEFORE NOON AGAIN inebriated crustacean: FUN FOR ME inebriated crustacean: LESS ENTERTAINING FOR THE VIEWING AUDIENCE hanford: SO, UH, DID YOU FALL DOWN OR ARE YOU JUST RESTING
hanford
#alcohol
#hanford-solo
#inebriated-crustacean
#nambla
#white-background
2,575 11/17/2005 numb
pants: FUCK MY FACE NUMB PLEASE pants: SINCE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT pants: AND WHAT HAVE YOU deuce: SOME MANNER OF GAY RESPONSE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#face
#gay
#woodring-stairs-background
2,576 11/18/2005 two seconds
spigot: OKAY I NEED YOU ALL TO LISTEN UP FOR TWO SECONDS spigot: IMPORTANT INFO COMING YOUR WAY deuce: I HAVE TO GO TO THE LAVATORY spigot: STRAIGHT UP DOPE SERIOUSLY IN 5 SECONDS spigot: COCKS spigot: NUTS spigot: FACE spigot: MOPPING deuce: THAT'S FALSE ADVERTISING spigot: SOILING MYSELF
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#false-advertising
#soiling-myself
#woodring-room-background
2,577 11/19/2005 caught doing blow in the green room
lobster: IT'S A VICIOUS CYCLE lobster: HOLY CRAP IS THIS THING ON ARE PEOPLE ACTUALLY WATCHING ME lobster: DUDE I'M THAT DRUNKEN CRAB YOU SAW ON THE INTERNET ALL PINCHY AND HURRRRRRRRRRRRR THROWING UP hanford: PLEASE LEAVE OR I'LL CALL THE COPS
hanford
lobster
#bonequest-hi-fi
#cocaine
#drugs
#green-background
#inebriated-crustacean
#uncredited-character
2,578 11/20/2005 hey uh
pants: HEY UH HAVE YOU SEEN A LOBSTER THINGY AROUND HERE atandt: HE WAS DOING COKE IN THE GREEN ROOM SO I KICKED HIM OUT pants: HE HAD COKE ????? atandt: HE SEEMED DELICIOUS
atandt
pants
#cocaine
#inebriated-crustacean
#white-background
2,579 11/21/2005 hey uh (director's cut)
pants: HEY UH HAVE YOU SEEN A LOBSTER THINGY AROUND HERE atandt: HE WAS DOING COKE IN THE GREEN ROOM SO I KICKED HIM OUT pants: HE HAD COKE ????? atandt: HE SEEMED DELICIOUS FOR A BUG THAT, YOU KNOW, EATS THINGS HE FINDS
atandt
pants
#cocaine
#deja-vu
#directors-cut
#inebriated-crustacean
#white-background
2,580 11/22/2005 heavy petting zoo
spigot: WHY ARE THE BACKGROUNDS WHITE THIS WEEK pants: THEY'RE AT THE DRY CLEANERS pants: SOMEBODY SPILLED RED WINE ALL OVER THE FIELD spigot: DID THEY FIND OUT WHO SPILLED THE BONGWATER pants: SHUT UP RIGHT NOW spigot: I ALSO KNOW YOU LET THE CRAB BACKSTAGE lobster: I DRANK TOO MUCH
lobster
pants
spigot
#bong
#inebriated-crustacean
#pants-spigot
#white-background
2,581 11/23/2005 ransom
atandt: IF I HEAR A WORD OUT OF ANY OF YOU IN THE NEXT MINUTE, I'LL CHOKE ON MY OWN TONGUE spigot: I WON'T BE BLACKMAILED spigot: GIVE ME BACK MY SON
atandt
spigot
#bonequest-hi-fi
#tongue
#woodring-field-background
2,582 11/24/2005 happy thanksgiving
: PLEASE CONTACT YOUR SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR : AdbFE733 4dE78669 7Db6ae94 F7f2829 3aaCfAAf d2b6D5fa : 6e28aaA0 259aFBf8 9B3ccbB7 f28a89b9 47Ff7e93 84dBAc8d : D0Dfdd0D CBf80c1E 4Fd8B0CC bECF36A3 f095FECD B92A8CCb : bdad88aC 46c5064f b11BDcc7 Fd480ac4 affDaE16 8B4DEf0b : 7eBaFDBF dFAB30F5 651506eB F31Bbe1f B23Af4Cd c4fD5A2e : 67Da78bd FC06E678 3b9c525C eb67C41D 2a14e903 0e4EE3db : [Lag 0] [0/6 N/0 I/0 V/0 F/0] : AbF8aEf3 5f4C0Cfd 242b2feD 7bDCb7eC dd50045E FaEc3Ef3 : B97B9AbA Aa4A496d Ebe4DCca 1Ae59ecC cae6118D EE538236 : FdE87110 bbBcECc5 ef3FF8Ff 2da8adC6 B3a02ec0 RAPE SUSPECT : 5D88a8BC 7FB8d05A CEc64Fc2 245Af651 4FFAE992 19E : b71e8Be2 3D3577a5 67e70F63 e2cFcbcd Ad8A1a23 abB : IF THE JERKCITY GOES INTO BASIC, PLEASE TYPE "RUN" : IF IT GOES INTO MONITOR TYPE "3DOG" THEN "RUN"
#3dog
#basic
#bsod
#monitor
#picture
#rape-suspect
#thanksgiving
2,583 11/25/2005 why do i lick dick
spigot: WHY DO I LICK DICK?!!?! spigot: FOR MY OWN HEALTH?!!?!? spigot: NO BECAUSE I LIKE HELPING PEOPLE deuce: T SPIGOT YOU ALWAYS WERE AN ALTRUIST
deuce
spigot
#altrusim
#bonequest-hd
#cocksucking
#deuce-spigot
#dicklicking
#helping
#urinal-background
2,584 11/26/2005 at four stars the army comes
pants: AULGH deuce: DROWNING IN IT deuce: AND FROM IT deuce: INCIDENTALLY
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drowning
#grand-theft-auto
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-field-background
2,585 11/27/2005 in front of my church friends
spigot: PLEASE PUNCH ME IN THE FACE IN FRONT OF MY CHURCH FRIENDS spigot: IT TURNS OUT DUST IS ESSENTIALLY PARTICLES OF DEBRIS FROM POLLUTION IN OUR ATMOSPHERE SO I SARAN WRAPPED THE TOILETS AND FAUCETS TODAY spigot: SLOWLY THE VAMPIRE EXAMINED THE COCK IN HIS FACE
spigot
#church
#pollution
#science
#spigot-solo
#vampire
#viscera
#woodring-room-background
2,586 11/28/2005 theme to spigot the bear
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spigot
#dj-rapekit
#rape
#spigot-the-bear
#url
2,587 11/28/2005 promises made, promises kept
deuce: ALL THE DICKS YOU CAN STAND pants: BLURF deuce: OKAY MORE THAN YOU CAN STAND deuce: BUT THAT'S THE WAY IT GOES pants: FLURP BLURP
deuce
pants
#blurf
#deuce-pants
#mousehole
#woodring-room-backgound
2,588 11/29/2005 so high all i can do is lie awake and twitch
pants: AND A ONE AND A TWO AND A : PANTS SAYS, "HI FAGS" : SPIGOT HEARS, "MURF BURF"
pants
spigot
#bong-noises
#caption
#murf
#pants-spigot
#woodring-stairs-background
2,589 11/30/2005 hung in a bad place
deuce: IF CAPTAIN CRUNCH SHOWS UP AT MY DOOR I SWEAR I AM NOT TALKING TO HIM AND IMMEDIATELY CALLING THE POLICE dick: CAPTAIN CRUNCH MAKES THE ROOF OF MY MOUTH HURT pants: SO DOES COOKIE CRISP deuce: QUISP pants: WE COULD MIX THEM ALL TOGETHER IN THE BATHTUB AND PISS ON EACH OTHER
deuce
dick
pants
#captain-crunch
#cereal
#deuce-dick-pants
#piss
#police
#quisp
#woodring-field-background
2,590 12/1/2005 cockbot tryouts part 1 of 3
pants: T COCKBOT HANG ME WITH THIS BELT UNTIL I ALMOST CHOKE TO DEATH (BUT DO NOT RELEASE ME UNTIL I SPURT) THEN REPEAT THIS PROCESS UNTIL I USE THE STOPWORD THAT I DON'T TELL YOU uncredited robot: I DON'T UNDERSTAND deuce: LEAVE THE POOR COCKBOT ALONE pants: WELL IT PASSES THE TURING TEST pants: THAT'S ALSO WHAT DAD AND THE MAILMAN SAID
deuce
pants
#autoerotic-asphyxiation
#cockbot
#deuce-pants
#lost-in-space
#robot
#special-guest
#turing-test
#uncredited-character
#woodring-stairs-background
2,591 12/2/2005 cockbo}t tryou}}t par{{{t 2 of 3
pants: ARE YOU HERE FOR THE PART OF THE COCKBOT uncredited robot: MY FACE HURTS AND I DON'T KNOW WHY uncredited robot: GET YOUR GODDAMN GAY DICK OUT OF MY FACE uncredited robot: FUCK THIS PLACE pants: THE RECEPTIONIST CAN VALIDATE YOUR PARKING
pants
#cockbot
#corruption
#pants-solo
#parking-validation
#robot
#special-guest
#uncredited-character
#woodring-stairs-background
2,592 12/3/2005 cockb}}}}}ot tryou{{t 3 of 3
pants: ARE YOU HERE FOR THE COCKBOT TRYOUTS lobster: UH
lobster
pants
#cockbot
#inebriated-crustacean
#woodring-stairs-background
2,593 12/4/2005 we must operate
pants: MY WANG IS TRAPPED IN THIS BELL JAR deuce: AND MY SOUNDING TUBE IS STUCK IN YOUR WANG pants: WE MUST OPERATE deuce: GHLAGUHLAHGLUAG
deuce
pants
#bell-jar
#cocksucking-noises
#crime-against-man-and-god
#deuce-pants
#pointing
#sounding
#wang
#weird-pants-face
2,594 12/5/2005 car pool
pants: WHO WANTS TO CARPOOL TO SANTANA ROW FOR PRICKS IN THE PARKING GARAGE pants: WE CAN CRUISE, SHOP, CRUISE SOME MORE UNTIL THEY KICK US OUT deuce: THAT IS SO GROSS pants: COME ON CAPTAIN MOUSTACHE DON'T TELL ME YOU WORE YOUR HOTPANTS FOR NOTHING
deuce
pants
#cruising
#deuce-pants
#garage
#hotpants
#moustache
#santana-row
#woodring-stairs-background
2,595 12/6/2005 big fat dicks for jesus christ
pants: BIG FAT DICKS FOR JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF pants: HE IS OUR LORD AND OUR SAVIOR AND WE SHOULD THANK HIM (SOMEHOW) deuce: WITH A BEAUTIFUL ARC OF PISS pants: YOU CAN SEE A RAINBOW!!! WELL YOU COULD UNTIL GUSHY HERE FINISHED UP deuce: SORRY
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#jesus
#piss
#rainbow
#woodring-room-background
2,596 12/7/2005 concern about fire codes
spigot: I NEED YOU ALL TO PLEASE GET OFF MY HEAD AND LEGS spigot: WHAT ARE WE ALL DOING STUFFED IN HERE ANYWAY spigot: CLEARLY IN VIOLATION OF FIRE CODES pants: THIS IS THE BEST WIRING CLOSET EVER
pants
spigot
#closet
#in-the-closet
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#weird-pants-face
2,597 12/8/2005 gay corn dog
pants: T SPIGOT THIS CORN DOG YOU GAVE ME IS GAY spigot: T PANTS YOU DON'T USE IT LIKE THAT
pants
spigot
#corn-dog
#food
#pants-spigot
#white-background
2,598 12/9/2005 tell it to the judge
atandt: CORNDOGS ARE GENDER NEUTRAL spigot: TELL IT TO THE JUDGE atandt: WE ARE WINNING THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS spigot: YOU AND WHAT ARMY atandt: PAPER OR PLASTIC SIR spigot: RE: THE FATNESS OF YOU AND HOW IT BUGS ME
atandt
spigot
#atandt-spigot
#christmas
#corndogs
#fatness
#fighting-irish-pose
#funloving-nonsense
#gender-neutral
#sfw
#spigot-points
#urinal-background
#war-on-christmas
2,599 12/10/2005 i respect you
spigot: YOU CAN THINK OF MY NUTS AS A GATEWAY TO A NEW LIFE WITHOUT RESPONSIBILITY deuce: BUT AN AMAZINGLY EXCESSIVE AMOUNT OF DISCOMFORT AND EMBARRASSMENT deuce: PERHAPS EVEN HARRASSMENT, IF YOU WILL spigot: I THINK YOU'RE CONFUSING EMBARRASSMENT WITH EXCITEMENT, YOU'RE EXCITED, NOT NERVOUS spigot: THAT BURNING HURTING FEELING DEEP INSIDE YOUR FAT ASS IS GENUINE INTEREST spigot: IT TAKES A LOT TO GIVE UP EVERYTHING YOU KNOW AND START A NEW LIFE ALONE WITH MY NUTS IN THE DARK spigot: I RESPECT YOU deuce: AHULGBALUGBLABLUAG deuce: LBAGLUBLABGLAG
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#nuts-of-spigot
#woodring-field-background
2,600 12/11/2005 i can see what you say but i am really high
pants: I'M A ROBOTS.TXT FILE atandt: BETTER THAT THAN AN FAVICON.ICO pants: IF YOU CAN READ THIS, SUCK THE DICK atandt: AM I HEARING THE WORD BALLOONS OR SEEING WHAT YOU SAY atandt: ARE WE GOING TO BE TRAPPED HERE FOREVER pants: PLEASE FIND ME AN OUT OF COPYRIGHT CHARACTER TO MOLEST (SOMETHING FROM THE NEWSPAPER FUNNIES)
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#favicon
#fighting-irish-pose
#filename
#meta
#molestation
#robots-txt
#synaesthesia
#urinal-background
#web
2,601 12/12/2005 downtime
pants: UNLOAD THE POO FROM MY PANTS pants: QUICK BEFORE I MAKE MORE spigot: T PANTS TO WHICH I RESPONDED WHAT BROOM?????? THAT'S MY BONER LADY spigot: WELL MAYBE YOU HAD TO BE THERE deuce: FALAFEL
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
2,602 12/13/2005 jesus and allah being totally gay together
: The one on the left is a famous, international playboy with a huge package. The one on the right will bite and clamp. Do not handle either one without tongs. deuce: HOLD ME pants: I CANNOT GET A GOOD GRIP (YOU ARE COVERED IN GREASE) deuce: HIP DEEP IN FILTH pants: YET WILLING TO CONTINUE
deuce
pants
#allah
#caption
#deuce-pants
#huffy-pants
#jesus
#photo-background
#prose
2,603 12/14/2005 tips and tricks
atandt: CRYING atandt: TELL DEUCE MAYBE YOU SHOULD GIVE ME SOME TIPS (ABOUT BEING GAY) deuce: OH SHUT UP atandt: MY FACE IS FOR FUCKING deuce: GLHBGLUHG I SAID SHUT
atandt
deuce
#atandt-deuce
#atandt-deuce-disconnect
#gayness
#white-background
2,604 12/15/2005 made in america
pants: MADE IN AMERICA, WILLING TO LICK DICK WORLDWIDE pants: SO THAT'S MY COMMERCIAL !! WHAT DO YOU THINK spigot: TRADITIONALLY HAG AND LAG ARE "NEGATIVE" WORDS BUT IF WE EVANGELIZE YOUR PRODUCT WITH HAGALAGALAGL HAGLHAGLU AGHALGUALHG IT WORKS SOMEHOW pants: SUICIDE BY DONG
pants
spigot
#advertising
#bonequest-hi-fi
#pants-spigot
#suicide
#television
2,605 12/16/2005 eat it raw
: DEUCE FLUSHES TOILET spigot: MY DREAMS spigot: SPLASH SPLOSH OH GOD SOME OF THESE MIGHT BE SALVAGABLE
deuce
spigot
#caption
#deja-vu
#deuce-spigot
#toilet
#urinal-background
2,606 12/17/2005 make me
spigot: I'M A 19-YEAR-OLD JOCK AND I LOVE TO SUCK COCK! E-MAIL ME NOW! deuce: WHY DON'T YOU MAKE ME!!!!!! spigot: OW GOD THE CROQUET MALLET deuce: SHOWING ME ABOUT LIFE deuce: COMMA LOVE SEMICOLON PAIN EXCLAMATION POINT net: HEART DONG
deuce
net
spigot
#cocksucking
#deuce-net-spigot
#email
#grey-background
2,607 12/18/2005 i think we all are (full of cocks remix)
spigot: GOOD GOD AM I FULL OF COCKS TODAY deuce: WOW THAT'S AMAZING BECAUSE I THINK WE ALL ARE deuce: THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT, AFTER ALL .(deuce): THEY GOT THE WRONG GUY I'M THE UNABOMBER EXCEPT I DON'T SEND BOMBS I SEND COCKS
deuce
spigot
#black-background
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#unabomber
2,608 12/19/2005 sideways/edgeways
spigot: I'LL JUST HAVE TO CHOKE IT SIDEWAYS/EDGEWISE I SUPPOSE spigot: H spigot: U spigot: G spigot: A spigot: K spigot: L spigot: G spigot: U deuce: BRAVO
deuce
spigot
#choking
#deuce-spigot
#edgewise
#overlong
#sideways
#vertical
#woodring-stairs-background
2,609 12/20/2005 asian porn
atandt: T DEUCE LET'S WRITE AN EPISODE OF NORTHERN EXPOSURE TOGETHER deuce: T ATANDT OKAY atandt: HOLD ME deuce: I CAN'T READ OR WRITE ENGLISH atandt: CHRIST deuce: (SPURTS) YOUR SERVICES ARE NO LONGER NEEDED
atandt
deuce
#porn
#woodring-field-background
2,610 12/21/2005 dog shit
spigot: ALSO I STEPPED IN DOGSHIT pants: POO COLORED FOOTSTEPS FROM THE BATHROOM TO THE COFFEE BAR (WHO WEARS NIKES???) deuce: BOOTY CALL SOUNDTRACK !!!!!!! deuce: CAN WE GET FREAKY TONIGHT pants: SEX ME UP pants: OR BRUSH MY TEETH FOR ME uncredited caveman: ARRRRRRGH NUGGGGGGGGGH ARRRRRRGH
deuce
pants
spigot
#booty-call
#coffee
#deuce-pants-spigot
#dogshit
#huffy-pants
#nuggh
#renaissance-man
#singing
#uncredited-character
#woodring-den-background
2,611 12/22/2005 read my lips
spigot: I'LL SMOKE DOPE TO THAT spigot: READ MY LIPS: BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL spigot: I AM A FAT OLD MAN WITH A FAT OLD DONG AND HERE IS MY $40 spigot: I MIGHT ADD THAT BY LAW YOU HAVE TO MAKE NOISE DURING IT
spigot
#dong
#fat
#fat-old-man
#marijuana
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
2,612 12/23/2005 gentle visual feedback
spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO CHOOSE STOP FROM THE BLOWJOB MENU dick: WHY IS IT GREYED OUT?!!!! dick: PLEASE KEEP YOUR HANDS AND DONGS INSIDE THE CARS AT ALL TIMES spigot: WHEN YOU CHOKE ME I BONK MY HEAD AND HIT THE SINK AND THE EDIT MENU FLASHES BRIEFLY TO PROVIDE GENTLE VISUAL FEEDBACK TO THE USER dick: YEAH GREAT BUT WHERE'S MY CRACK spigot: PATIENT DUMPING
dick
spigot
#dick-spigot
#macintosh
#sink
#woodring-room-background
2,613 12/24/2005 the night before christmas
spigot: ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME spigot: A COCK pants: MAD MONEY DOWNGRADED JERKCITY TO "FAT" FROM "USELESS" !!! SELL SELL SELL spigot: LATER DIPSHITS
pants
spigot
#christmas
#dipshits
#huffy-pants
#jim-cramer
#mad-money
#mountain-background
#pants-spigot
#singing
2,614 12/25/2005 merry christmas and a happy new year
atandt: HAVE A LITTLE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT :: FUCKS ATANDT'S MOUTH HOLE
atandt
#bonequest-foretold
#caption
#christmas
#drunk-deuce
#red-background
#title-mismatch
2,615 12/26/2005 poking and yes choking
pants: T SPIGOT POKING pants: T SPIGOT YES AND CHOKING spigot: OFER pants: T SPIGOT YES POKING AND CHOKING TOGETHER spigot: T PANTS AT THAT POINT YOU MIGHT AS WELL OPEN A BOUTIQUE
pants
spigot
#boutique
#choking
#pants-spigot
#poking
#poking-and-choking
#woodring-room-background
2,616 12/27/2005 pooooooooooooooooooo said the ghost who had to poo
spigot: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO spigot: I'M THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS SHITS spigot: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO spigot: RATTLING HANDLE
spigot
#christmas
#ghost
#poo
#shits
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
#xmas
2,617 12/28/2005 get the big speargun (ghost dick remix)
pants: DOUBLEGOODPLUS DICKS pants: XXLDOUBLEBADPLUS DICKS I CAN'T REACH (UNLESS I SIT UP) pants: ALWAYS GET THE MONEY FIRST pants: PANTS' THEME (SING IT LOUD) pants: NO SUCH THING AS (GAY) GHOSTS pants: NO SUCH THING AS (GAY) GHOSTS pants: FUCK IT pants: GO TO THE LIGHT MY ASS I'M GONNA SUCK ME SOME GHOST DICK
pants
#gay-ghosts
#ghost
#ghost-dick
#ghosts
#pants-solo
#singing
#weird-pants-face
2,618 12/29/2005 every little thing is going to be all right
pants: EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT AUHLGAHAH GLAHGLKUAHG LUHAULH GLUH pants: LAUGHALGHLAUH GLAHG LHGLAHG SEE I TOLD YOU ALKGHALGHALGH pants: IF YOU ALL DON'T DIG IT I DON'T GIVE A DAMN AHULGAHG LAHLGHALH
pants
#dicklicking
#dig-it
#everything-is-going-to-be-all-right
#pants-solo
#urinal-background
2,619 12/30/2005 deuce sings
deuce: 1 2 3 4 deuce: EVEN THOUGH I TRY / I CAN'T LET GO deuce: SOMETHING IN YOUR EYES / CAPTURED MY SOUL deuce: AND EVERY NIGHT / I SEE YOU IN MY DREAMS deuce: YOU'RE ALL I KNOW / I CAN'T LET GO deuce: IF YOU WOULD GET OFF / I COULD BREATHE deuce: "GET OFF" COULD BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS THERE
deuce
#cant-let-go
#deuce-solo
#mariah-carey
#singing
#what-is-wrong-with-deuce
#woodring-field-background
2,620 12/31/2005 instead of apes
spigot: THESE JOURNALS WILL BRING ME A NOBEL PRIZE spigot: I'M LIKE JANE GOODALL ONLY INSTEAD OF APES, [REDACTED] spigot: IF ONLY I COULD SOMEHOW IMPLEMENT UNDO THAT NIGHT I GOT BUSTED IN THE UNIVERSITY TOILETS
spigot
#jane-goodall
#primatology
#redacted-text
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background

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