BONEQUEST

EPISODES: 2012

No. Date   Title / Dialog Players Tags
4,758 1/1/2012 a ride home and a shirt
spigot: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT I'M DOING ON THE CAMPUS THIS LATE, I'M ASKING FOR A RIDE HOME AND A SHIRT pants: YOU'RE SOAKING WET pants: WHAT HAPPENED spigot: JUST DRIVE pants: HOW DID YOU GET A BLACK EYE spigot: I'VE GOT A BLACK EVERYTHING SERIOUSLY JUST GO FAST pants: THERE'S TOILET PAPER STUCK TO YOUR SHOE spigot: UH THANKS pants: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BUS MONEY spigot: I LOST IT spigot: I MEAN SPENT IT spigot: ON SOMETHING pants: OH LOOK THE SUN'S COMING UP pants: WELL COME ON I'LL TAKE YOU TO DENNYS AND BUY YOU A GRAND SLAM spigot: I REALLY JUST NEED TO GET HOME AND BRUSH MY TEETH FOR AWHILE spigot: TOOTH pants: YOUR NECK LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY WAS CHOKING YOU spigot: I RAN INTO A DOOR spigot: SORT OF A CAR DOOR
pants
spigot
#all-nine-character-expressions
#coy-pants
#huffy-pants
#mountain-background
#overlong
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#toilet
#weird-pants-face
4,759 1/2/2012 all done
deuce: OKAY DONE JERKING pants: SUPER
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#jerking
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
4,760 1/3/2012 apology accepted
pants: I'M SORRY WE FOUGHT pants: LET'S BE FRIENDS pants: ALLOW ME TO GIVE YOU HEAD IN A COUNTY-MANAGED STATE PARK
pants
#cocksucking
#pants-solo
#poo
#woodring-room-background
4,761 1/4/2012 the further adventures of spigot the bear
spigot: I BONKED MY HEAD
spigot
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#spigot-the-bear
#woodring-room-background
4,762 1/5/2012 pap smears
pants: PAP SMEARS FOR ALL : PANTS LEFT THE ROOM. deuce: PHEW deuce: PERSONALLY I NEVER LIKED HIS PAP SMEARS I ALWAYS THOUGHT HE DID A LOUSY JOB
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#gynecology
#pap-smears
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
4,763 1/6/2012 such is the life
pants: SUCH IS THE WIND-BLOWN LIFE OF A SAILOR
pants
#lifestyle
#pants-solo
#sailor
#sfw
#the-wind-blown-life-of-a-sailor
#woodring-field-background
4,764 1/7/2012 pet the kitty
deuce: T PANTS I HAVE A KITTY deuce: PET THE KITTY pants: PISS ALL OVER THE FUCKIN' FLOOR deuce: FUCK YEAH
deuce
pants
#blue-background
#deuce-pants
#kitty
#piss
4,765 1/8/2012 that's what it says
atandt: I CAN SURE SUCK SOME DICK: AT LEAST THAT WHAT IS SAYS IN STALL 4 pants: I WROTE THAT pants: IS THIS VI pants: :WQ deuce: FAG
atandt
deuce
pants
#multiple-backgrounds
#unix
#vi
4,766 1/9/2012 okay now
spigot: OKAY NOW I'M AN AMBULANCE spigot: OKAY NOW I'M A SCHOOLBUS ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ spigot: HEY LOOK AT ALL THE POLYGONS MMF URF STUFFING DONUTS INTO ME
spigot
#food
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#stuffing
#uncategorized-background
4,767 1/10/2012 don't look down
spigot: HURMPH URMPH spigot: BLKRJW: OIUW$;N %B(* Q+%_) N8934 -=YHRE
spigot
#spigot-solo
#white-background
4,768 1/11/2012 and i mean now
deuce: EVERYONE SUCK ON IT deuce: AND I MEAN NOW PEOPLE
deuce
#cocksucking
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#grapes
#photo-background
4,769 1/12/2012 public vegetable
spigot: CLASS POTATO : PUBLIC VEGETABLE spigot: POTATO(); ~POTATO(); spigot: PUBLIC: BOOLEAN IS_IT_A_BLACK_GIRL(VOID);
spigot
#programming
#spigot-solo
4,770 1/13/2012 please remember this
deuce: PLEASE REMEMBER THIS: deuce: MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS deuce: PLEASE ACCEPT THIS APOLOGY ON BEHALF OF MY BALLS, THEY HAVE BEEN OVERWORKED AND OVERWROUGHT AND DO NOT SEEM TO UNDERSTAND THAT IT IS NOT APPROPRI MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS MY BALLS
deuce
#deuce-solo
#deuces-balls
#grey-background
#repetition
4,771 1/14/2012 all aboard
spigot: WE CHIPPED IN AND BOUGHT YOU A LENGTH OF ROPE
spigot
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#suicide
4,772 1/15/2012 here's to hoping
deuce: T PANTS COULD YOU MODEL MY NUTS OR NO pants: HERE'S TO HOPING pants: AND CHOKING
deuce
pants
#blue-background
#deuce-pants
#nuts
4,773 1/16/2012 warm up
spigot: AND A ONE AND A TWO AND A spigot: BA-GURRRRRRK
spigot
#grey-background
#sfw
#spigot-solo
4,774 1/17/2012 a bear named spigot
: SPIGOT SIGHS : SPIGOT WAITS A BEAT : SPIGOT THROWS UP
spigot
#bonequest-hi-fi
#caption
#red-background
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#spigot-the-bear
4,775 1/18/2012 a helpful hint
spigot: HINT: I'M SUCKING YOU RIGHT NOW (LOOK DOWN) spigot: SURPRISE spigot: AND JUST LIKE THAT HE WAS GONE
spigot
#cocksucking
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
4,776 1/19/2012 are you ready part 1
deuce: ARE YOU READY TO **RUMBLE** ?!?!?!? atandt: IF BY RUMBLE YOU MEAN TAKE IT IN THE ASS IN THE ALLEY..... WELL NO deuce: THIS ISN'T GOING THE WAY I PLANNED atandt: IF YOU ASKED IN LOWERCASE THEN MAYBE deuce: ALAS I AM NOT ALLOWED TO USE LOWERCASE DUE TO ONGOING LITIGATION
atandt
deuce
#lowercase
#series
#woodring-stairs-background
#wrestling
4,777 1/20/2012 are you ready (part 2)
deuce: SO: ARE ***YOU*** READY TO RUMBLE ?!?!?!? atandt: I AM BREAKING DOWN AND SAYING YES deuce: WHOO HOOO atandt: FOLKS... I'LL BE IN THE ALLEY FOR THE NEXT deuce: POUNDING ENSUES
atandt
deuce
#folks
#series
#woodring-stairs-background
#wrestling
4,778 1/21/2012 i do not follow
net: IF I HAD A NICKEL FOR EVERY DICK IN MY MOUTH RIGHT NOW I'D BE FLAT FUCKING BROKE (HINT) pants: I DO NOT FOLLOW BUT I AM WILLING TO STEP UP TO THE PLATE
net
pants
#net-pants
#white-background
4,779 1/22/2012 under stood
pants: WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE COCKS WHY COCKS HOW COCKS COCKS pants: COCKS pants: YOU SEE WHAT I'M GETTING AT HERE deuce: UNDERSTOOD
deuce
pants
#background
#cocks
#deuce-pants
#joy-division
#yellow
4,780 1/23/2012 progress report
pants: DICKS pants: THEN MORE DICKS pants: THEY DON'T / DO NOT STOP
pants
#dicks
#pants-solo
#white-background
4,781 1/24/2012 then i really have to
deuce: YOU'RE THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE spigot: I CAN BE QUEER UNTIL SEINFELD THEN I REALLY HAVE TO GET A BUS HOME
deuce
spigot
#bus
#deuce-spigot
#gay
#seinfeld
#single-panel
#woodring-stairs-background
4,782 1/25/2012 fired from jerkcity
spigot: I WAS A LOYAL DEDICATED AND OFTEN VERY STONED EMPLOYEE AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET ?????????????????? spigot: HONK BONK FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST
spigot
#christ
#employment
#fired
#honk
#marijuana
#spigot-solo
#stoned
#stray-dot
#white-background
4,783 1/26/2012 an all-new murphy brown
deuce: GHALGHALUGHLAHGLAG spigot: WILL YOU PLEASE FUCKING SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO WATCH ALL NEW MURPHY BURPHY spigot: HURFY DURFY MURFY SOMETHING deuce: YOU'RE CONFUSING ME spigot: I THINK I HAVE BRAIN CANCER OR WHATEVER
deuce
spigot
#aphasia
#black-background
#cancer
#deuce-spigot
#durf
#fucking-shut-up
#murphy-brown
4,784 1/27/2012 you're in the army now
pants: MY BONER IS STANDING AT ATTENTION pants: THEREFORE YOU SHOULD SALUTE IT pants: OFFICER ON DECK deuce: HERE WE GO AGAIN
deuce
pants
#army
#blue-background
#boner
#deck
#deuce-pants
#officer
#salute
4,785 1/28/2012 so long
spigot: THANKS FOR ALL THE MORNINGS OF NOTHING EVEN THOUGH YOU CAN PLAINLY SEE MY FUCKING BONER spigot: IF WE WIN THE LOTTERY, WE'RE SPLITTING IT AND SAYING GOODBYE spigot: SO LONG FATTY
spigot
#black-background
#spigot-solo
4,786 1/29/2012 ahem pay attention
pants: MOUTH pants: PAY ATTENTION TO MY MOUTH pants: IT'S ROUND LIKE AN O
pants
#mouth-of-pants
#pants-solo
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
4,787 1/30/2012 cocaine + dick = boom
deuce: WHAT HAPPENS IF I INJECT THIS COCAINE INTO MY DICK : PANTS STANDS BACK deuce: KABOOM
deuce
pants
#caption
#cocaine
#deuce-pants
#huffy-pants
#woodring-stairs-background
4,788 1/31/2012 in the plugin folder
spigot: DO I PUT THE PLUGIN INTO THE PLUGINS FOLDER OR SHOVE IT DIRECTLY UP MY BIG FAT ASS deuce: AND THAT'S PRETTY MUCH WHEN THE COCKS COME CHIRPING THROUGH MY WINDOW spigot: I JUST CAN'T DECIDE FOR THE LOVE OF HOLY CHRIST
deuce
spigot
#cocks
#deuce-spigot
#mousehole
#plugin
#poo
#woodring-room-background
4,789 2/1/2012 willing to take that risk
pants: 4 COCKS AT ONCE ??? pants: ALL RIGHT pants: BUT I WILL BURN OUT IF NOT PROPERLY OILED OR OTHERWISE MAINTAINED deuce: I AM WILLING TO TAKE THAT RISK
deuce
pants
#bangers
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#maintenance
#mash
#mountain-background
#triple-asterisks
4,790 2/2/2012 stuck fast
pants: TURN IT OFF pants: NOW pants: MY HAND IS CAUGHT
pants
#black-background
#pants-solo
#sfw
4,791 2/3/2012 oh yeah that's right
spigot: YOU'RE SMOTHERING ME IN THIS RELATIONSHIP deuce: OH YEAH THAT'S RIGHT YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A SKULL WITH A MOUTH NEVER MIND
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#farts
#marijuana
#minecraft
#pink-background
4,792 2/4/2012 hurrr furble dongs
(spigot): THAT'S H-T-T-P COLON SLASH SLASH HURRRF URBLE DONGS pants: DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS
pants
spigot
#dongs
#dress
#fat
#hurf
#pants-spigot
#self-conscious
#weird-pants-face
#whisper
#woodring-stairs-background
4,793 2/6/2012 mystery clonkings and bonkings
spigot: CALLING THE IT GUY OVER AND ASKING HIM TO BLOCK LIVE JASMIN POPUPS pants: MYSTERY CLONKINGS AND BONKINGS COMING FROM MY SPEAKERS, VOWING NEVER TO BE FOOLED AGAIN, PROMPTLY BEING FOOLED AGAIN
pants
spigot
#blue-background
#pants-spigot
#porn
#tech-support
4,794 2/7/2012 days since accident
pants: ANAL FACTORY pants: HARDHAT REQUIRED pants: DAYS SINCE ACCIDENT: 0
pants
#accident
#accident-counter
#anal
#anal-factory
#days-since-accident
#factory
#pants-solo
#woodring-field-background
4,795 2/8/2012 more food for us
net: I AM ENCOURAGING AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE TO KILL THEMSELVES deuce: I MEAN IT ONLY MAKES SENSE: MORE FOOD FOR US
deuce
net
#deuce-net
#grey-background
#suicide
#upskirt
4,796 2/9/2012 patiently waiting
spigot: LIFTING A LEG AND TRYING TO FART BUT NOTHING HAPPENS WHILE ALL THE PROGRAMMERS FROM INDIA SIT QUIETLY pants: WAITING PATIENTLY FOR THE FARTS
pants
spigot
#farts
#india
#outsourcing
#pants-spigot
#woodring-stairs-background
4,797 2/10/2012 ow ow ow
spigot: MORE PIZZA AND BEER PLEASE MY PANTS ARE FALLING DOWN spigot: MOTE BUTTER}ED SCONES PLEASE}}}}} CAN';T FEEL MY LEGS}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} : Now chatting in room #test on jerkplay.jerkcity.com (COCKS)
spigot
#beer
#behind-the-scenes
#fatness
#hi-fi
#pizza
#red-background
#spigot-solo
4,798 2/11/2012 did you say
spigot: SPLURK SPLORT spigot: SORRY DID YOU SAY 'NUT IN YOUR MOUTH' OR 'NOT IN YOUR MOUTH' spigot: SPLOP SPLOSH
spigot
#jizz
#mountain-background
#mouth
#spigot-solo
4,799 2/14/2012 you heard the man
deuce: I'M A QUARK-GLUON PLASMA deuce: FUCK MY BROWN ASS
deuce
#deuce-solo
#fuck-my-brown-ass
#mousehole
#quantum
#science
#woodring-room-background
4,800 2/15/2012 god wants you in church often
pants: IT'S A MIRACLE MY MOUTH IS SO WIDE
pants
#99e99
#church
#miracle
#mouth-of-pants
#pants-solo
#serpico
#sfw
#white-background
4,801 2/16/2012 jerkcity: the movie
spigot: THINKING HOW PLEASANT IT WOULD BE THROW A BIG AUSTIN INDIAN BLANKET OVER HER, ROLL HER UP INTO A VAN, GO FOR A DRIVE, DUMP HER INTO A PRE-MADE HOLE pants: IN THE FILM VERSION THE AUDIENCE THINKS I'M RACING TO TEXAS TO STOP YOU BUT AFTER A SERIES OF FLASHBACKS IT BECOMES CLEAR I'M GOING THERE TO HELP YOU :Microsoft Chat [X] : /!\ The user pants is not connected. : [ OK ]
pants
spigot
#behind-the-scenes
#blankets
#flashback
#indian-blanket
#microsoft-chat
#misogyny
#movies
#pants-spigot
#typo
#yellow-background
4,802 2/17/2012 please return my coat
spigot: I'LL BE HOLDING AN INFORMAL NETWORK SECURITY SEMINAR IN THE PARKING LOT DURING LUNCH spigot: IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE TO BRING POTATO SALAD spigot: ALSO WOULD THE PERSON WHO MASTURBATED ON MY DESK PLEASE RETURN MY COAT
spigot
#blue-background
#masturbation
#network-security
#parking-lot
#security
#seminar
#spigot-solo
4,803 2/18/2012 damn straight
deuce: NAZI MEMORABILIA deuce: T PANTS I INVOKE MY FIFTH AMENDMENT RIGHT TO JERK OFF IN A PUBLIC PLACE pants: [44$ deuce: DAMN STRAIGHT
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#fifth-amendment
#nazi
#public-masturbation
#woodring-field-background
4,804 2/19/2012 yes and no
deuce: ARE YOU GAY spigot: YES AND NO deuce: IN WHAT WAY spigot: YES I'M GAY AND NO I DON'T HAVE CHANGE deuce: HOW ABOUT BUS FARE spigot: I SHOULDN'T EVEN BE TALKING TO YOU
deuce
spigot
#bus-fare
#change
#deja-vu
#deuce-spigot
#photo-background
4,805 2/20/2012 and that seemed to work just fine
spigot: BLAHBLHABLHAB CAN'T SHUT UP ABOUT CURLY BRACES spigot: I TRIED INDENTING THEM BUT IT JUST WOULDN'T WORK spigot: THEN IT CAME OVER AND PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE AND THAT SEEMED TO WORK JUST FINE
spigot
#braces
#curly
#curly-braces
#face
#grey-background
#programming
#punch
#sfw
#spigot-solo
4,806 2/21/2012 kinder but also gentler
spigot: INTRODUCING A KINDER, GENTLER, MORE RELAXED DEUCE!!!! ONLY ON JERKCITY deuce: HI EVERYBODY deuce: I LIKE TO LAY ON THE GRASS AND WATCH THE CLOUDS OVERHEAD deuce: :O)
deuce
spigot
#black-background
#deuce-spigot
#gentle-deuce
#sfw
4,807 2/22/2012 still gentle and kind
deuce: I DREW A UNICORN
deuce
#deuce-solo
#gentle-deuce
#sfw
#unicorns
#woodring-field-background
4,808 2/23/2012 kind over matter
deuce: YOU KNOW WHAT'S REALLY FUN??? FINGER PAINTING
deuce
#deuce-solo
#finger-painting
#gentle-deuce
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
4,809 2/24/2012 a pox on your house
pants: I HEAR THE DICKS COMING pants: HIDE atandt: A POX ON YOUR HOUSE
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#blue-background
#dicks
#pox
4,810 2/25/2012 it takes strength to be gentle and kind
deuce: GUYS DID YOU TRY FARMVILLE? GOLLY GEE IT'S REALLY FUN
deuce
#deuce-solo
#facebook
#farmville
#gentle-deuce
#morrissey
#mousehole
#product-placement
#sfw
#the-smiths
#woodring-room-background
4,811 2/26/2012 you might be a redneck
spigot: IF YOU SUCK COCK AND THEN GET PURPLY AIDS BRUISES AT YOUR OWN WEDDING spigot: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK spigot: IF YOU SMEAR AND SMOOSH DOGSHIT ALL OVER YOUR NEW PICKUP TRUCK spigot: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK spigot: IF YOU *HOMPH*
spigot
#aids
#dogshit
#homph
#jeff-foxworthy
#pickup-truck
#redneck
#spigot-solo
#stray-dot
#wedding
4,812 2/27/2012 such a gentle soul
deuce: THESE TULIPS REALLY SMELL NICE
deuce
#deuce-solo
#gentle-deuce
#sfw
#tulips
#woodring-field-background
4,813 2/28/2012 wait 30 seconds
spigot: CLICK HERE TO SKIP THIS AD OR WAIT 30 SECONDS. spigot: FOLDING MY HANDS RESPECTFULLY SO THE CNET CONTENT PROVIDERS CAN EARN A LIVING spigot: OTHERWISE IT'S STEALING FOLKS (STEALING)
spigot
#advertising
#boner
#cnet
#internet
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
4,814 2/29/2012 kind and oh-so gentle
deuce: I REALLY THINK THAT ANNE MCCAFFREY'S WORK IS UNDERRATED
deuce
#deuce-solo
#gentle-deuce
#literature
#pern
#woodring-stairs-background
4,815 3/1/2012 how the giraffe was made
pants: BUT AS IT TURNED OUT THE DICKS AND PRICKS VANISHED THE MINUTE I RELEASED THEM INTO THE WATER, AND THAT'S HOW THE GIRAFFE WAS MADE
pants
#black-background
#giraffe
#pants-solo
4,816 3/2/2012 kind, gentle
deuce: I THINK I'LL SET ASIDE SOME TIME TO READ SOME POETRY
deuce
#deuce-solo
#gentle-deuce
#laughing-deuce
#poetry
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
4,817 3/3/2012 i honk like a goose
spigot: PUMP ME SO FULL OF SPURT I HONK LIKE A GOOSE
spigot
#goose
#honk
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
4,818 3/4/2012 kind, gentle but also sensitive
deuce: YOU KNOW WHAT I REALLY LIKE??? THE LOOK ON CHILDREN'S FACES WHEN THEY GET ICE CREAM
deuce
#deuce-solo
#filename
#gentle-deuce
#hi-fi
#ice-cream
#mousehole
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
4,819 3/5/2012 shut up, boner
spigot: AND I'M LIKE "YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT" BUT IT WON'T SHUT UP
spigot
#boner
#candy
#red-background
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
4,820 3/6/2012 positive, gentle and kind
deuce: MAN THIS RUBIK'S CUBE IS REALLY HARD TO SOLVE, ANYONE GOT A CHEAT SHEET???
deuce
#deuce-solo
#gentle-deuce
#rubiks-cube
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
4,821 3/7/2012 i know what that is
spigot: MORNING WOOD!!!!!!!! spigot: I KNOW WHAT THAT IS!!!!!!!!!! spigot: SORRY WRONG WINDOW
spigot
#morning-wood
#spigot-solo
#window
#wrong-window
#yellow-background
4,822 3/8/2012 what a kind, gentle man we have in him
deuce: RAINY DAYS SOMETIMES GET ME DOWN BUT NOT TODAY!!! deuce: TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF THIS WEEK (deuce): I HELPED AN OLD LADY CROSS THE STREET AND IT FELT REALLY GOOD
deuce
#banana
#deuce-solo
#gentle-deuce
#sfw
#stray-dot
#whisper
#wholesome
#woodring-field-background
4,823 3/9/2012 minecraft.jerkcity.com
pants: HI RANDS spigot: HI RANDS : Microsoft Chat [X] : The user spigot is not connected. : [ OK ]
pants
spigot
#grey-background
#microsoft
#minecraft
#pants-spigot
#sfw
4,824 3/10/2012 gently and kindly
deuce: I LIKE TO GO TO SPRINKLES AND WHISPER THE SECRET WORD TO GET A CUPCAKE deuce: SOMEDAY I'LL GO TO MAGNOLIA IN NEW YORK CITY!!! deuce: I'LL BE JUST LIKE THE GIRLS FROM SEX IN THE CITY
deuce
#deuce-solo
#gentle-deuce
#sex-in-the-city
#sfw
#somber-deuce
#woodring-field-background
4,825 3/11/2012 please keep the door closed
pants: PLEASE KEEP THE DOOR CLOSED!!!! SUCKING THINGS OFF INSIDE, DON'T WANT TO LET THE JIZZ BUGS OUT
pants
#jizz
#jizz-bugs
#pants-solo
#white-background
4,826 3/12/2012 sweet, kind and gentle
deuce: I ENROLLED IN A NIGHT COURSE IN ALGEBRA BECAUSE MATH IS REALLY INTERESTING TO ME deuce: SOMETIMES I LIKE TO LIE ON MY BACK IN THE GRASS AND STARE UP AT THE CLOUDS!!!! SOMETIMES I SEE THINGS LIKE ANIMALS AND THEY'RE REALLY FUNNY!!! deuce: TOOK SOME VAGISIL AND THAT ISSUE WITH MY VAGINA CLEARED UP RIGHT AWAY!!!! MODERN MEDICINE IS AMAZING
deuce
pants
#bonequest-hi-fi
#clouds
#deuce-pants
#gentle-deuce
#math
#mountain-background
#vagisil
4,827 3/13/2012 a gentle word, a kind look
deuce: I LIKE MARSHMELLOW BROWNIES AND EASTER PEEPS AND CHEX MIX deuce: ALL OUT OF CHEX MIX???? deuce: RRRRRR RAPING THE AIR
deuce
#chex-mix
#deuce-solo
#deucegrin
#easter-peeps
#gentle-deuce
#mousehole
#product-placement
#rape
#typo
#woodring-room-background
4,828 3/14/2012 leave some for later
deuce: DO THE WHOLE FUCKING VILLAGE pants: HOW ABOUT INSTEAD WE DO SOME OF THE VILLAGE AND LEAVE SOME FOR LATER
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#platoon
#woodring-stairs-background
4,829 3/15/2012 can't even believe it
pants: IT WAS YOU pants: GODDAMNIT pants: THIS WHOLE TIME pants: CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE IT pants: WHAT WERE YOU THINKING pants: HOW COULD YOU pants: I FEEL BETRAYED AND AROUSED pants: BUT MOSTLY BETRAYED!!!!!!!! LET'S NOT GET OFF TRACK HERE
pants
#betrayal
#boner
#huffy-pants
#pants-solo
#woodring-room-background
4,830 3/16/2012 oh cruel fate
pants: HURRRRRRRRRRR pants: MY SMOOTH BONER pants: YOU'VE DISHONORED THIS TALKER AND THIS MUD AND THIS MOO pants: NOW YOU MUST PAY pants: PREPARE TO DIE pants: OF ALL THE NERVE pants: WHAT A REVOLTING DEVELOPMENT pants: OH CRUEL FATE
pants
#boner
#moo
#mud
#pants-solo
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-room-background
4,831 3/17/2012 really cram it down there for good measure
pants: DOORKNOBS, TOILET SEATS pants: I AM PRAYING, HOPING, LICKING
pants
#black-background
#deja-vu
#pants-solo
#toilet
#weird-pants-face
4,832 3/18/2012 sock in the parking lot
spigot: T PANTS THERE'S A SINGLE WHITE SOCK BEHIND MY DOWNSTAIRS COUCH, WONDERED IF IT'S THE ONE FROM THE PARKING GARAGE pants: T SPIGOT THAT'S WHERE IT WENT [I SERIOUSLY LOST A SOCK AT YOUR HOUSE] [IT IS SAFE TO HANDLE] pants: HANDLE/WRANGLE spigot: STILL BEHIND COUCH
pants
spigot
#blue-background
#pants-spigot
#parking-lot
#sfw
#sock
#sock-in-a-parking-lot
4,833 3/19/2012 light saber
pants: T DEUCE PLEASE STOP RATTLING YOUR "LIGHT SABER" IN MY FACE deuce: VROOM VROING deuce: I AM YOUR FATHER pants: BONK POKE deuce: VROING BRRRZT pants: PLEASE STOP RAPING ME
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#green-background
#rape
#star-wars
4,834 3/20/2012 connections
spigot: THESE PRIMITIVE DIGGING INSTRUMENTS LATER GAVE WAY FOR ONE OF THE BIGGEST BREAKTHROUGHS OF ALL TIME: THE PORN SHOVEL
spigot
#porn
#spigot-solo
4,835 3/21/2012 either way
deuce: LET'S MASTURBATE pants: CAN'T WE DISCO DANCE INSTEAD deuce: WHAT deuce: YOU MEAN THEY AREN'T THE SAME THING
deuce
pants
#aqua-background
#disco
#masturbation
4,836 3/22/2012 hi jean-charles
pants: CAN I TAKE THE JEAN-CHARLES TO THE BUSINESS DISTRICT TO SEE THE TRANNYAMERICA PYRAMID OR WHAT'S THE DEAL
pants
#bay-area
#jean-charles
#minecraft
#mountain-background
#san-francisco
#url
4,837 3/23/2012 crown prince
deuce: THIS IS NO WAY TO ADDRESS A CROWN PRINCE pants: MY LIEGE deuce: SUCK BALLS
deuce
pants
#balls
#crown-prince
#deuce-pants
#huffy-pants
#royal-protocol
#white-background
4,838 3/24/2012 actually anything but
spigot: SUCKING DICK BEHIND THE SERVLETS pants: ONE CLUSTER TO SUCK EVEN DICKS AND ONE CLUSTER TO SUCK ODD DICKS pants: CAN'T WE JUST USE THE ALPHABET TO DIVIDE THEM UP - WAIT - WHY IS THE S CLUSTER OVERLOADED deuce: A SERVER FEDERATION DEDICATED TO COCKSUCKING deuce: YOU THINK THAT WAS ONE'S OVERLOADED CHECK OUT THE F pants: MEH THEY SEEM FINE (THEY ARE ACTUALLY ANYTHING BUT)
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#devops
#java
#photo-background
#typo
4,839 3/25/2012 irreversibly retarded i guess
deuce: PROVING ONCE AND FOR ALL THAT WE'RE IRREVERSIBLY RETARDED, I GUESS pants: WE SHOULD PISS TOGETHER AND YOU SHOULD BE SITTING AND PUSHING YOUR DICK BETWEEN YOUR LEGS LIKE A WOMEN AND I'LL AIM THE PISS BETWEEN YOUR LEGS deuce: THAT'S NOT
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#photo-background
#piss
#typo
#uncategorized-mosaic-background
4,840 3/26/2012 9'k9.
spigot: GONNA LIVE BLOG ME BEATING OFF spigot: L/ spigot: ; spigot: 9'K9. spigot: =-]-K
spigot
#blog
#masturbation
#spigot-solo
4,841 3/27/2012 as you and i are
deuce: I JUST MISS YOU BOTH !!11111!!11 : PANTS LEFT THE ROOM. deuce: T SPIGOT I DON'T THINK HE'S AS COMMITTED TO THIS RELATIONSHIP AS YOU AND I ARE (WHAT) spigot: SAME HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : SPIGOT LEFT THE ROOM deuce: NOOOOOOOOOO
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#photo-background
4,842 3/28/2012 sack-like
pants: WAS RE: YOU IN A WOMAN'S DRESS pants: NOT EVEN A FASHIONABLE DRESS JUST A PLAIN JANE DEPRESSION-ERA SACK pants: HEY DON'T GET ME WRONG IT'S CLOTH NOT BURLAP pants: BUT IT IS SACK-LIKE pants: THE PATTERN COULD HAVE BEEN FROM SEARS OR MONTGOMERY WARDS pants: HA HA I LIKE TO CALL IT MONTGOMERY ***WEIRD*** pants: BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE WEIRD PEOPLE BUY CLOTHES!!!!!!!! pants: UNFASHIONABLE SACK CLOTHES
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#fashion
#grey-background
#montgomery-ward
#sears
#sfw
#was-re
4,843 3/29/2012 what's wrong with my suggestion
spigot: SHOULD MY EHARMONY PROFILE SAY "I LIKE BURRITOS" OR "I HAVE A PASSION FOR BURRITOS" deuce: A PALATE INCLINED TOWARD BURRITOS pants: WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY SUGGESTION (BURRITOPHILE) deuce: A DEEP APPRECIATION FOR THE SUBTLTIES IN AND AROUND BURRITOS - BURRITOESQUE spigot: I GUESS I DON'T LIKE THEM THAT MUCH
deuce
pants
spigot
#burritos
#deuce-pants-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#eharmony
#red-background
4,844 3/30/2012 slowly dying inside
deuce: CUT TO US SITTING ALONE, NOT SAYING ANYTHING, SLOWLY DYING INSIDE deuce: YOU CAN'T SEE THE DYING INSIDE BUT IT'S IMPLIED BY THE CINEMATOGRAPHY
deuce
#deuce-solo
#movies
#sfw
#white-background
4,845 3/31/2012 you fool
pants: WHY IS TERRAFAG ABBREVIATED TO TB deuce: IT'S TERAFAG YOU FOOL deuce: YOU CRAZY BEAUTIFUL SEXY WONDERFUL FOOL
deuce
pants
#a-love-story
#deuce-pants
#huffy-pants
#metric-prefix
#terabyte
#yellow-background
4,846 4/1/2012 for my birthday
pants: WILL YOU BEAT ME OFF FOR MY BIRTHDAY deuce: YOUR BIRTHDAY ISN'T FOR A LONG TIME (NEVER)
deuce
pants
#birthday
#black-background
#deuce-pants
4,847 4/2/2012 need you to get a job
spigot: WAKE UP spigot: NEED YOU TO GET A JOB SO YOU CAN KEEP MY FACE FILLED WITH DICK spigot: COULDN'T HELP NOTICING MY NUTS RIGHT THERE IN YOUR FUCKING FACE
spigot
#nuts
#nuts-of-spigot
#spigot-solo
#stray-dot
#woodring-field-background
4,848 4/3/2012 and then some
pants: WHATCHA DOIN spigot: FUCKING SHUT UP
pants
spigot
#daddy
#fucking-shut-up
#pants-spigot
#shut-up
#woodring-field-background
4,849 4/4/2012 that's no bear
pants: QUIET I THINK THERE'S A BEAR OUTSIDE OF OUR TENT deuce: THAT'S NO BEAR
deuce
pants
#bear
#camping
#deuce-pants
#mousehole
#tits
#woodring-room-background
4,850 4/5/2012 piss fetish
deuce: MMMM WARM TANGY PEE deuce: I MEAN GROSS EWWW WHO'D EVER DRINK PEE
deuce
#deuce-solo
#drink-pee
#fetish
#pee
#piss
#warm-tangy-pee
#woodring-den-background
4,851 4/6/2012 respect for this mall
pants: SIR YOUR TICKET STUB SIR SIR pants: EXCUSE ME I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ASK YOU NICELY TO LEAVE deuce: RUNNING AWAY pants: PLEASE HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR THIS MALL spigot: COULD SOMEONE POINT ME IN THE GENERAL DIRECTION OF YE OLDE BATH SOAP SHOPPE
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#mall
#sfw
#ticket-stub
4,852 4/7/2012 gay bee
pants: HOLD VERY STILL THERE'S A GAY BEE BEHIND YOU spigot: T PANTS GET IT OFF ME *BEEP* spigot: *BEEP* spigot: *BEEP* pants: DON'T MOVE SERIOUSLY HE LOOKS REALLY GAY spigot: *BEEP* pants: IF I CAN CATCH IT I'LL PUT IT OUTSIDE
pants
spigot
#bee
#beep
#blue-background
#bonequest-hd
#pants-spigot
4,853 4/8/2012 freaking out on the side of the road with a gun
spigot: I'M NOT COMFORTABLE IN THIS HABITAT pants: T SPIGOT I WANTED TO SPEND MORE TIME FREAKING OUT ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD WITH A GUN
pants
spigot
#green-background
#gun
#pants-spigot
#poo
4,854 4/9/2012 huge amounts of spam
deuce: GOOD LORD, ALT.BINARIES.PICTURES.CHARMAINE GETS HUGE AMOUNTS OF SPAM spigot: BLHBLHB@!!!!!! spigot: SING IT spigot: LBHLASHGLBH AND THEN A @ deuce: T SPIGOT YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY IMPROVISING (AS BLHBLHB IS NOT LBHLASHGLBH)
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#green-background
#porn
#sfw
#usenet
4,855 4/10/2012 drowned in the toilet
pants: I AM A PROFESSIONAL MUSICIAN !!!!! MY LEAFBLOWER IS PART OF THE UNIFORM !!!!!! THESE TRUCKS AND THOSE JACKHAMMERS HAVE A PERMIT ISSUED BY THE KING ON HIGH HIMSELF !!!!!!!!!! pants: CUTTING A HOLE INTO YOUR FLOOR WITH THE SAW-Z-ALL IN SEARCH OF THE BATCAVE BUT INSTEAD FINDING FRIGHTENED INDIAN NEIGHBORS AND EVENTUALLY 911 deuce: AND FINALLY SILENCE (DROWNED IN THE TOILET) pants: FOUR MISTRIALS LATER
deuce
pants
#batcave
#batman
#dc-comics
#deuce-pants
#drowning
#grey-background
#indian
#jackhammer
#leafblower
#legal
#mistrial
#saw-z-all
#sfw
#toilet
#uniform
4,856 4/11/2012 fn = fn-1 + fn-2
deuce: STOP FIBONACCING PLEASE
deuce
#deuce-solo
#fibonacci-sequence
#math
#red-background
4,857 4/12/2012 my thoughts and feelings
pants: HARD TO EXPRESS MY THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS WITH NUTS IN MY MOUTH
pants
#curly-braces
#line-noise
#mouth
#mouth-of-pants
#nuts
#pants-solo
#white-background
4,858 4/13/2012 we'd better get started
pants: ARE YOU THE CHOSEN ONE deuce: I BELIEVE SO pants: I THINK WE'D BETTER GET STARTED THEN deuce: VERY WELL
deuce
pants
#chosen-one
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#huffy-pants
#sfw
#yellow-background
4,859 4/14/2012 looking in the mirror
spigot: I'M LOOKING IN THE MIRROR AND I JUST DON'T LIKE WHO I AM ANYMORE deuce: SQUIP SQUIRP SQUIRP SQUIP
deuce
spigot
#blue-background
#deuce-spigot
#existential
#sfw
#squirp
4,860 4/15/2012 picture of a free mattress
pants
#mattress
#picture
#sfw
4,861 4/16/2012 if you touch my wiener
deuce: IF YOU TOUCH MY WIENER IT PUFFS UP LIKE A PORCUPINE deuce: OR A POPCORN KERNEL POPPING deuce: OR A PEACOCK FLARING ITS FEATHERS deuce: OR A RACCOON SUCKING DICK
deuce
#animals
#deuce-solo
#minecraft-background
#wiener
4,862 4/17/2012 save our ship
spigot: S9-23 spigot: 90GU3WQ]3WG spigot: HELP SMURSHING
spigot
#red-background
#sfw
#spigot-solo
4,863 4/18/2012 left behind
spigot: ALL MY PORNING IS WORTH IT IF I CAN I.D. PORN STARS JUST BY THE SPLATTERS THEY LEAVE BEHIND spigot: THIS spigot: IS spigot: MY spigot: LIFE
spigot
#existential
#porn
#spigot-solo
#white-background
4,864 4/19/2012 can we just not fight
spigot: CAN WE JUST NOT FIGHT IN FRONT OF THE DOG AND THE CAT ANYMORE pants: I WOULD LIKE SOME PIE PLEASE spigot: SOILING MYSELF spigot: ME AGAIN pants: I SAID PIE IT'S LIKE YOU PEOPLE DON'T LISTEN
pants
spigot
#me-again
#pants-spigot
#pie
#soiling-myself
#yellow-background
4,865 4/20/2012 handjobs
pants: SQUIRK SQUIRK FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT deuce: I'M THINKING MORE: SQUIRK SQUIRK FART SQUIRK FARRRRRT SQUIRK FART SQUIRK FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR SQUIRK RRRRRRRRRRRT SQUIRK FART FTTTHPHPHP SQUIRK SQUIRK FPTHTH FARRRRT SQUIRK FARRRRRRRRT ETC.
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#farts
#high-res
#woodring-field-background
4,866 4/21/2012 phoning it in
pants: PISS MITTENS deuce: YOU SEE THEY'RE MITTENS BUT THEY'RE PRIMARILY INTENDED TO CATCH/DEFLECT PISS
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#green-background
#piss
4,867 4/22/2012 candy for lunch
pants: EATING PEPPERMINT PATTIES FOR LUNCH spigot: I BROUGHT MILKY WAYS FROM HOME spigot: THE FAGGOT COUSIN OF SNICKERS
pants
spigot
#blue-background
#candy
#faggots
#milky-way
#pants-spigot
#peppermint-patty
#snickers
4,868 4/23/2012 just shiny
atandt: I WOULD LIKE TO SHOW YOU MY SHINY WHITE BUM deuce: IS IT NEW atandt: JUST SHINY deuce: THEN FUCK OFF
atandt
deuce
#atandt-deuce
#atandt-deuce-disconnect
#fighting-irish-pose
#grey-background
4,869 4/27/2012 the inside of me
pants: EXPLORE THE INSIDE OF ME pants: SOMEHOW deuce: WITH SOME MANNER OF PROBE ???? pants: PERHAPS WITH ONLY A FIST
deuce
pants
#blue-background
#deuce-pants
#fisting
4,870 4/28/2012 because of my bad attitude
spigot: YOU'RE RAPING ME BECAUSE OF MY BAD ATTITUDE spigot: AND YOU'RE RIGHT TO DO SO
spigot
#blue-background
#rape
#spigot-solo
4,871 4/29/2012 too late
pants: I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO HIS TROUBLES pants: INSTEAD OF PUNCHING AND FUCKING HIM
pants
#pants-solo
#violence
#white-background
4,872 4/30/2012 run-of-the-mill
pants: LOOK WHAT HAPPENED deuce: NOW IT'S ALL OVER
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#red-background
#sfw
4,873 5/1/2012 on the train tracks
spigot: MY MOUTH REMAINS UNLOCKED DURING BUSINESS HOURS spigot: IF 7-11'S ARE OPEN 24 HOURS, WHY CAN'T I STOP SUCKING COCK ON THE TRAIN TRACKS
spigot
#7-eleven
#cocksucking
#grey-background
#spigot-solo
4,874 5/2/2012 pray under me
pants: PRAY UNDER ME pants: GO ON pants: CLIMB DOWN pants: THERE YOU GO deuce: YOU'RE PEEING pants: NOW: PRAY
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#huffy-pants
#prayer
#urine
#yellow-background
4,875 5/3/2012 the dead parrot sketch
spigot: LET'S ALL DO THE DEAD PARROT SKETCH spigot: NO YOU DIDN'T spigot: YES I DID spigot: NO YOU HURPH FAGS IN MY MOUTH CAN'T BREATHE OR GET UP spigot: I CALL IT MICRO$LOTH - NOTE THE DOLLAR SIGN
spigot
#microsoft
#monty-python
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
4,876 5/4/2012 you should be glad
deuce: YOU SHOULD BE GLAD I DIDN'T TAKE A DUMP IN YOUR MOUTH
deuce
pants
#black-background
#coprophagia
#defecation
#deuce-pants
#dump
#mouth
#shit
4,877 5/6/2012 not affiliated with the authors
spigot: HEY EVERYONE!!!! I'M A FUCKING PEDOPHILE AND HERE ARE MY GIFS!!!! FUCK YOU TO THE FBI!!!!!!! spigot: GOOGLE IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH THE AUTHORS OF THIS PAGE NOR RESPONSIBLE FOR ITS CONTENT. deuce: SPIGOT WILL PLAY THE ROLE OF BOTH THE OFFENDING DICKHEAD AND THE GOOGLE CACHE
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#google
#pedophilia
#woodring-room-background
4,878 5/7/2012 space station atandt
atandt: I'M A SPACE STATION deuce: I'M FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS
atandt
deuce
#anal
#black-background
4,879 5/8/2012 behind the curtain
pants: HOLY SHIT spigot: IS THIS THE GAY PARTY pants: ARE YOU A COP spigot: NO pants: I'M HIDING BEHIND THE CURTAIN spigot: GO CURTAIN
pants
spigot
#cop
#infocom
#pants-spigot
#party
#yellow-background
4,880 5/9/2012 danny elfman's viscera
spigot: OKAY THE CURTAIN RISES AND WE SEE A SINGLE GHOST FLOATING OVER A BATHHOUSE spigot: THEN THE GHOST TAKES OFF HIS SHEET AND HE'S REALLY A BAT (OR SOMETHING) spigot: WITH DANNY ELFMAN MUSIC spigot: THEN THERE'S LIKE A SKELETON (OR NOT) AND MORE THINGS FLOAT AND JUMP AROUND spigot: AND PUPPETS
spigot
#danny-elfman
#ghost
#musical
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#viscera
#woodring-field-background
4,881 5/10/2012 an old shirt
deuce: TODAY I BROUGHT NEW LIFE TO THIS WORLD deuce: I JUST JIZZED ON AN OLD SHIRT pants: SCORE deuce: FOR ITS BIRTHDAY I THREW IT IN THE TRASH: THAT'S ONE LESS SHIRT IN THIS WORLD
deuce
pants
#birthday
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#jizz
#woodring-stairs-background
4,882 5/11/2012 what if
pants: WHAT IF FAGS LICK DICK WITHOUT THE PROPER LICENSES deuce: CHEMICAL WEAPONS ATTACK
deuce
pants
#chemical-weapons
#deuce-pants
#dicklicking
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
4,883 5/12/2012 take me out
spigot: BATTER BATTER BATTER BATTER BATTER SWING BATTER / YOUR FACE / THE GROUND / A TOOTH
spigot
#baseball
#physical-comedy
#spigot-solo
#violence
#white-background
4,884 5/13/2012 doo da
pants: TO THE TUNE OF "YANKEE DOODLE DANDY": pants: SPRAYING WINDEX UP MY DICK deuce: DOO DA / DOO DA
deuce
pants
#blue-background
#camptown-races
#deuce-pants
#singing
#windex
#yankee-doodle
4,885 5/14/2012 clown wise
pants: I'M WEARING KNICKERS AND FISHSTICKS pants: SOMEBODY CRAM ME CLOWNWISE pants: FORCE ME TO THINK ABOUT WHAT I'VE DONE pants: WE CAN ALL SHARE THE TITLE: pants: "CLOWN PRINCE OF DICKLICKING" pants: JESUS CHRIST HE'S GOT A FUCKING HERO SANDWICH HERE pants: I'M WILLING TO BE A FUCKING JERKOFF pants: SHOOT ME UP WITH PRICK
pants
#casino
#clown
#comics
#coy-pants
#dicklicking
#funloving-nonsense
#huffy-pants
#joker
#pants-solo
#woodring-field-background
4,886 5/15/2012 discreet blowjobs
spigot: I SAID ****DISCREET**** BLOWJOBS AVAILABLE IN MY PARKING GARA-- SHOULD PROLLY KEEP MY VOICE DOWN
spigot
#cocksucking
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
4,887 5/16/2012 this and also that
deuce: YOU ARE A STUPID FUCKING WOMAN AND SHUT UP
deuce
#deuce-solo
#misogyny
#woodring-room-background
4,888 5/17/2012 your invention
deuce: SHOW ME YOUR INVENTION : PANTS WETS HIMSELF deuce: REFUND : PANTS WETS YOU deuce: MOP
deuce
pants
#caption
#deuce-pants
#urine
#woodring-room-background
4,889 5/18/2012 mom beats me
pants: SO WARM I AM HIDING IN THE SERVER ROOM pants: MY SHIRTLESS BODY GLISTENING WITH SWEAT pants: SLOWLY WE MAKE LOVE pants: I AM INSIDE YOU WITH THE FIST OF A RANCH-HAND WHO KNOWS HIS WAY AROUND TIMES SQUARE pants: THEN I WAKE UP AND MOM BEATS ME FOR JACKING OFF IN THE LIVING ROOM
pants
#blue-background
#dream
#jacking-off
#masturbation
#mom
#pants-solo
4,890 5/19/2012 hoping it will go away
deuce: SDFHLSFH SLFH SUFHS LFHSLFHLEK HF HELP ME LSHF LKSHSLFHDSLH UIFH SFLHS FSH HOLY GOD NOT WITH THE BIG AUSTRALIAN BOOT AGLH FHS LSFH SLHSL UHDFL HSLFH LSDHF LSFH HELP FLS HFLSHF SLFUH SFUH SLF F BREATHING SLOWLY NOW HOPING IT WILL GO AWAY LAH LSFHSLUFSD FHSL HLUFHSLFH SLUHFL SHEFH ELFHSLKF
deuce
#bonequest-hi-fi
#deuce-solo
#grey-background
#holy-god
#physical-comedy
4,891 5/20/2012 y as in yes indeed
spigot: FRESHLY BAKED DONGS!!!!!!! spigot: GAY deuce: AGREED spigot: G AS IN GAY, A AS IN AM I GOING TO LICK A DICK? Y AS IN YES INDEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#dicklicking
#freshly-baked
#red-background
4,892 5/21/2012 amen to that brother
deuce: HEAD? spigot: BEFORE AND AFTER EVERY MEAL
deuce
spigot
#blowjob
#deuce-spigot
#filler-panel
#white-background
4,893 5/22/2012 my voice on radio
pants: I AM PANTS FROM JERKCITY pants: PERHAPS YOU'VE SEEN MY FACE ON TV pants: OR HEARD MY VOICE ON RADIO
pants
#broadcast
#pants-solo
#personality
#radio
#television
#tits
#yellow-background
4,894 5/23/2012 oh god
pants: CAN YOU SEE I'M PLAYING DUCK DUCK DEUCE pants: HOW DO YOU OH GOD pants: OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD pants: PLUMP DUMPLINGS deuce: I ALWAYS WIN THIS GAME
deuce
pants
#black-background
#deuce-pants
#duck
#duck-duck-deuce
#duck-duck-goose
#dumplings
#plump
4,895 5/24/2012 you know what to do
pants: I'LL FIGHT YOU TO DEATH FOR THE LAST PRICK IN THE ROOM pants: A PLAY IN THREE ACTS pants: YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO pants: ATTACH ME TO THE VACUMN CLEANER: I AM MADE FOR THIS SORT OF THING
pants
#pants-solo
#pricks
#safety-pirate
#typo
#vacuum
#woodring-stairs-background
#you-know-what-to-do
4,896 5/26/2012 a holiday tradition worth celebrating
pants: SCARED pants: OH WHAT THE HELL pants: HAW HAWHAWH AWIH LAFIALFDH AILFSH DICKS
pants
#grey-background
#pants-solo
4,897 5/27/2012 not heaven at all
deuce: IS THIS HEAVEN pants: IT MUST BE BECAUSE I SEE AN ANGEL deuce: LGAGAGHLAGGAH HLGHGHLGHLGH GAHLAGHAG LHGAHLG MY JESUS GOD THIS IS NOT HEAVEN AT ALL pants: HLAHGLAH GLAHLGHALGHLAH GLHAGLH LAHLAG THIS IS THE JERSEY TURNPIKE HALGHALUG
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#heaven
#huffy-pants
#jesus
#new-jersey
#red-background
4,898 5/28/2012 how can i navigate the net
spigot: HOW CAN I NAVIGATE THE NET WHEN I CAN'T EVEN NAVIGATE MY NUTS pants: IF YOU'D ONLY APPLY YOURSELF
pants
spigot
#netscape-navigator
#nuts
#nuts-of-spigot
#pants-spigot
#white-background
4,899 5/29/2012 get your fucking shine box
deuce: AND THEY GIGGLED LIKE SCHOOLGIRLS AT THEIR JOCULARITY AND DRANK MILKSHAKES TOGETHER AND WENT HOME BEFORE 10 PM AND PLAYED TIDDLY WINKS AND RISK deuce: BILLY BATS CONQUERED ASIA ON TURN 5 BUT BUT MADE A PLAY FOR THE MIDDLE EAST WITHOUT PREPARING, SO JIMMY, HENRY, AND TOMMY UNITED AND ATTACKED HIM ON A TWO FRONT WAR AND TURNED THE TIDE deuce: INSTEAD OF CONQUERING HIM AND THEN TURNING ON EACH OTHER THEY ALL GOT TO ROUGH PARITY AND THEN DECIDED TO DECLARE A FOUR-WAY ALLIANCE AND END AS FRIENDS [FREEZE FRAME] IT WAS OUTTA RESPECT
deuce
pants
#blue-background
#deuce-pants
#goodfellas
#risk
4,900 5/30/2012 add 1-3 inches
pants: NEW MAIL: BIGGERNBETTERX@AOL.COM | ADD 1-3 INCHES TO YOUR PENIS! | 05/30/2012 18:29 pants: EXCITED spigot: I HEAR THAT SHIT REALLY WORKS
pants
spigot
#black-background
#pants-spigot
#spam
#viagra
4,901 5/31/2012 the point of a bigger dick
pants: NOT SURE WHAT THE POINT OF A BIGGER DICK IS pants: IF SHE SEES IT I'M GOING TO FUCK HER UP WITH IT pants: SOME KIND OF FANTASYLAND WHERE NO MEANS NO
pants
spigot
#pants-spigot
#penis-enlargement
#rape
#white-background
4,902 6/1/2012 once or twice
pants: THAT WAS BEFORE I RAPED THE PRIEST AND FED THE PIGEONS spigot: I'VE HEARD THAT ONE ONCE OR TWICE (THREE TIMES)
pants
spigot
#coy-pants
#fat
#pants-spigot
#rape
#white-background
4,903 6/2/2012 talk of pie
pants: SO WHO WANTS PIE deuce: DO I HAVE TO pants: YES YOU DO
deuce
pants
#black-background
#deuce-pants
#pie
#sfw
4,904 6/3/2012 now you've gone and done it
spigot: DAY SIX: WHEEZING A LITTLE BIT spigot: DAY SEVEN: COCK AND NUTS FELL OFF IN THE TOILET spigot: DAY EIGHT: MOSTLY JUST TIRED
spigot
#deja-vu
#nuts
#nuts-of-spigot
#spigot-solo
#toilet
#white-background
4,905 6/4/2012 one out of three
spigot: LET'S ALL ACT UP AND FIGHT AIDS AND LICK BALLS pants: ONE OUT OF THREE AIN'T BAD
pants
spigot
#aids
#balls
#black-background
#pants-spigot
4,906 6/5/2012 pitchforks and torches
deuce: AND WHILE YOU ARE DISTRACTED I ASSFUCK YOU pants: PITCHFORKS AND TORCHES
deuce
pants
#anal-sex
#deuce-pants
#pitchforks
#torches
#white-background
4,907 6/6/2012 caesar salad
spigot: QUITTING JERKCITY AND WAITING TABLES spigot: OUR SPECIAL TODAY IS MY PRICK IN YOUR FAT FACE WITH A CAESAR SALAD pants: WE ARE PREDICTING THIRD STAGE SHUTDOWN AT ELEVEN MINUTES THIRTY-TWO SECONDS
pants
spigot
#black-background
#caesar-salad
#coy-pants
#huffy-pants
#pants-spigot
4,908 6/7/2012 you are go
spigot: HEIL HITLER EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pants: YOU ARE GO FOR CABIN DEPRESSURIZATION
pants
spigot
#aviation
#black-background
#hitler
#pants-spigot
4,909 6/8/2012 strong evidence
deuce: I HAVE STRONG EVIDENCE THAT PANTS IS MOSTLY FAT AND QUITE PROBABLY GAY
deuce
pants
#black-background
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#fat
#gay
4,910 6/9/2012 is it possible
pants: FASTER-THAN-LIGHT TRAVEL pants: IS IT POSSIBLE pants: WAS RE: GAY RICKSHAWS
pants
#pants-solo
#piss
#science
#was-re
#white-background
4,911 6/10/2012 god talks to me
pants: GOD TOLD ME NOT TO TELL OTHERS I CAN HEAR HIM deuce: IF HE WAS THE REAL GOD HE WOULD BE PROUD OF IT pants: I MADE SURE IT WAS HIM !!! I'[M ALL LIKE DO THE WATER INTO PISS TRICK AND HE'S ALL OKAY AND THEN SUDDENLY PISS deuce: YEAH OKAY WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DEFER TO THE JUDGES ON THAT ONE pants: PFTRPFTFPTPFPT HE IS MY GOD
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#god
#piss
#typo
#white-background
4,912 6/11/2012 virtually vacuous
pants: T DEUCE CAT TOYS deuce: T PANTS RRRRRRRRRRR
deuce
pants
#animals
#cats
#deuce-pants
#sfw
#white-background
4,913 6/12/2012 and my trunk
pants: TELL SPIGOT YOU DID NOT FIND MY GAY PORN QUITE A BIT OF IT IS BULKED UP IN MY COLON AND MY DESK DRAWERS HERE AND MY TRUNK AND ALSO DAD'S VAN
pants
spigot
#black-background
#huffy-pants
#pants-spigot
#porn
4,914 6/13/2012 a/s/l
deuce: JERKCITY/25/MALE spigot: CONTRA COSTA COUNTY/40/FAT
deuce
spigot
#asl
#contra-costa-county
#deuce-spigot
#sfw
#white-background
4,915 6/14/2012 a hard reset
pants: I SUGGEST A HARD RESET (RE: HITTING ME HARD IN THE FACE)
pants
#black-background
#pants-solo
#sfw
#single-panel
#violence
4,916 6/15/2012 hi and hi
deuce: HI !!!!!!!!!!!!!! bung: HI!!!!!!!!!1!!!! deuce: LET'S SUCK EACH OTHER OFF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bung: NO CARRIER
bung
deuce
#bung-deuce
#modem
#no-carrier
#punctuation
#white-background
4,917 6/16/2012 how did you know
deuce: A HUGE ACCIDENT INVOLVING POO AND BONERS (pants): HOW DID YOU KNOW
deuce
pants
#boner
#deuce-pants
#poo
#whisper
#white-background
4,918 6/17/2012 you heard the man answer him
pants: DID WE MAKE THE 11 O'CLOCK NEWS AGAIN
pants
#black-background
#pants-solo
#sfw
4,919 6/18/2012 i'm sure i don't know
deuce: YOU'RE KIND OF BROKEN AREN'T YOU pants: I'M SURE I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN
deuce
pants
#black-background
#deuce-pants
4,920 6/19/2012 an important announcement for 2012
atandt: HEY EVERYBODY I GOT A HAIRCUT
atandt
#announcement
#atandt-solo
#black-background
#haircut
#hi-fi
#sfw
#single-panel
4,921 6/23/2012 still present but not always
pants: OPENS MOUTH, SUCKS IN AIR, HOLDS FINGER IN AIR, THINKS BETTER, CLOSES MOUTH pants: WHY WON'T ANYBODY INVITE ME TO THE DONGSML PROJECT pants: IF ANIMAL TRAPPED CALL 410-844-6286
pants
#dongsml
#github
#mouth
#pants-solo
#red-background
#the-wire
#weird-pants-face
4,922 6/24/2012 as an adult
spigot: FOLKS IF YOU'RE FORCED TO SUCK DICK AS A CHILD YOU WON'T ENJOY IT AS AN ADULT
spigot
#folks
#pedophilia
#spigot-solo
#yellow-background
4,923 6/25/2012 camwhores unite
spigot: LADY YOUR APARTMENT LOOKS LIKE A CHEAP HOLIDAY INN IN BAKERSFIELD pants: GIANT RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK WAREHOUSE FULL OF SOBBING ASIAN WHORES spigot: QUIET DOWN IN THERE WHOEVER YOU ARE (BANGING ON RANDOM CRATES WITH A FLASHLIGHT) deuce: CORNER OF HOUSE WITH CURTAINS DRAWN TO SEPARATE FROM OTHER CAMWHORES, REPEATEDLY STOPPING ACTION AND LOOKING OFF-CAMERA TO ARGUE WITH SIBLING/PARENT/PIMP
deuce
pants
spigot
#camwhores
#deuce-pants-spigot
#green-background
#whores
4,924 6/26/2012 so far from god
deuce: TOUCH MY DICK deuce: I SAID TOUCH IT deuce: WHY AREN'T YOU TOUCHING IT
deuce
#blue-background
#deuce-solo
#dick
#stray-dot
4,925 6/27/2012 what i'm saying
pants: I LOVE COCK BUT I ALSO HATE WHAT THE WHITE MAN HAS DONE TO MY PEOPLE
pants
#cock
#pants-solo
#single-panel
#woodring-field-background
4,926 6/28/2012 definitely possible alleged
pants: DEFINITELY GAYNESS deuce: POSSIBLE deuce: ALLEGED GAYNESS pants: WELL
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#gay
#green-background
4,927 6/29/2012 uncountably infinite dicks
net: INFINITE DICKS????? net: OK THE DICKS WERE INFINITE TO START OUT WITH net: I WOULD LIKE UNCOUNTABLY INFINITE DICKS deuce: THE SET OF DICKS HAS THE SAME CARDINALITY AS THE SET OF INTEGERS ?!?!?!? UNFATHOMABLE
deuce
net
#boners
#countably-infinite
#deuce-net
#dicks
#infinity
#math
#set-theory
#transfinite-cardinals
#uncountably-infinite
#white-background
4,928 6/30/2012 the beatoff gods
deuce: I JUST PLAYED IT SAFE BY BEATING OFF BEFORE, DURING, AND AFTER deuce: THAT WAY THERE'S NO CHANCE OF ANGERING THE BEATOFF GODS
deuce
#beating-off
#black-background
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#religion
4,929 7/1/2012 cancer
spigot: EVEN OP'S CAT IS A FAGGOT
spigot
#cancer
#op-is-a-faggot
#spigot-solo
#title-mismatch
#yellow-background
4,930 7/3/2012 where did it go
deuce: WHERE DID JERKCITY GO pants: JERKCITY IS A CRATER NOW
deuce
pants
#crater
#deuce-pants
#white-background
4,931 7/4/2012 spazzing out
spigot: HOO BOO DUH HUH SPAZZING OUT LIKE A FIFTH GRADE RETARD spigot: LOOK AT MY GLASSES AND HEAD GEAR BUH DUH FATNESS spigot: AFRAID OF SPORTS spigot: SPANISH AND CHESS CLUB OVER HERE spigot: I'M TELLING
spigot
#chess
#grey-background
#spigot-solo
#stray-dot
4,932 7/5/2012 and yet
deuce: HAUNTINGLY BEAUTIFUL AND YET DISGUSTINGLY HOMOSEXUAL
deuce
#99e99
#deuce-solo
#red-background
4,933 7/6/2012 f again
pants: F A N F I C spigot: THAT'S F AS IN FAGGOT, A IS IN A FAGGOT, N LIKE THE N WORD, F AGAIN, I'M A FAGGOT, CHRIST JESUS
pants
spigot
#blue-background
#christ-jesus
#faggot
#fanfic
#pants-spigot
4,934 7/7/2012 all a dream
spigot: T PANTS WE COULD MAKE HATS OUT OF CONSTRUCTION PAPER pants: IT WAS ALL A DREAM
pants
spigot
#bonequest-hi-fi
#dream
#pants-spigot
#white-background
4,935 7/8/2012 have to go
spigot: I DESPERATELY HAVE TO GO TO THE T-O-I-L-E-T spigot: DID YOU GET MY MAIL RE: TOILET? spigot: TESTING MAIL TO PANTS ONE, TWO ARE YOU SEEING THIS TEXT TEST TEST TEST
pants
spigot
#cafe-d-nuts
#email
#pants-spigot
#toilet
#was-re
#yellow-background
4,936 7/9/2012 a song for spigot
spigot: COULD SOMEONE PLEASE WRITE A SONG FOR ME spigot: BE BJORKY ABOUT IT
spigot
#bjork
#filler-panel
#german
#music
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
4,937 7/10/2012 don't cry little one
pants: FUCK YOU : DEUCE CRIES pants: I'M SORRY HONEY
deuce
pants
#a-love-story
#action
#caption
#deuce-pants
#huffy-pants
#kidney
#woodring-stairs-background
4,938 7/11/2012 don't you
deuce: YOU STILL LOVE ME THOUGH DON'T YOU : SPIGOT HOPS A TRAIN TO QUEER TOWN deuce: SNIFF
deuce
spigot
#action
#cafe-d-nuts
#deuce-spigot
#queertown
#woodring-room-background
4,939 7/12/2012 dance party
pants: WHEN DOES THE DANCE PARTY START deuce: IT IS ALREADY ON SIR pants: I CAN BARELY HEAR THE BEATS
deuce
pants
#black-background
#deuce-pants
#farts
#sfw
4,940 7/13/2012 while doing so
pants: BRUSH YOUR TEETH WITH ME pants: CEASE TO EXIST WHILE DOING SO pants: INFLATE ME LIKE DIG DUG pants: LEAVE THE BLUEPRINT pants: I'LL NEED THAT FOR THE END OF TIME
pants
#blueprint
#dig-dug
#end-of-time
#multiple-backgrounds
#pants-solo
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
#woodring-room-background
#woodring-stairs-background
4,941 7/14/2012 square in the fucking head
deuce: PLEASE KICK ME SQUARE IN THE FUCKING HEAD pants: MY FAG FEET ARE MUCH TOO FRAGILE, I WOULD ONLY HURT MYSELF
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#huffy-pants
#irc
#violence
#woodring-room-background
4,942 7/15/2012 don't stop now
spigot: JUST KEEP CLICKING TILL YOUR HOUSE BURNS DOWN
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
4,943 7/16/2012 fuckchunks
deuce: FUCKCHUNKS spigot: I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN YOU MIX UP WORDS LIKE THAT
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#woodring-stairs-background
4,944 7/17/2012 no carrier
spigot: CLONK BONK BONK BONK BA-DONK BA-DONK BA-DONK HELLO DONK DONK DONK
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#modem
#no-carrier
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
4,945 7/18/2012 on the moon
pants: POOLS OF DICK AWAIT ME ON THE MOON pants: NOTHING'S GOING TO STOP ME FROM CHOKING ALL OF THESE DOWN AT ONCE spigot: BUT I HAD THREE BAGELS IN THE FRIDGE?!?!?!
pants
spigot
#bagels
#dick
#moon
#pants-spigot
#woodring-room-background
4,946 7/19/2012 why does this keep happening
pants: ACCIDENTALLY pants: GAVE pants: MYSELF pants: A pants: FACIAL
pants
#facial
#pants-solo
#woodring-field-background
4,947 7/20/2012 not a pony
pants: I AM NOT A PONY
pants
#pants-solo
#pony
#sfw
#spenny
#woodring-field-background
4,948 7/21/2012 a terrible secret that i need you to take to your grave
spigot: FOLKS I HAVE A TERRIBLE SECRET THAT I NEED YOU TO TAKE TO YOUR GRAVE: I AM A TERRIBLE DJ BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT MUSIC spigot: ALSO CORDS AND CABLES ARE HARD AND I JUST CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO FIGURE OUT WHERE THEY ALL PLUG IN spigot: YOU'LL HAVE MY RESIGNATION TOMORROW MORNING
spigot
#cables
#cords
#dj
#folks
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
4,949 7/22/2012 sick beats
spigot: CAN I INTEREST YOU GENTLEMEN IN SOME SICK BEATS: spigot: NVM DEAD BATT
spigot
#dj
#sfw
#spigot-points
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
4,950 7/23/2012 y'all ready for this
spigot: Y'ALL READY FOR THIS spigot: PUMPING UP THE JAMS SO EVERYBODY CAN DANCE (NOW) spigot: Y'ALL READY FOR THIS?????? spigot: IS THIS MIC USB OR FIREWIRE spigot: Y'ALL REA NOPE spigot: TEST ONE Y'ALL NOPE spigot: TEST TEST Y'ALL R((((((* GODDAMN IT spigot: (((((((((((((((((((((((((( FUCK THIS
spigot
#2-unlimited
#audio
#c-and-c-music-factory
#dj
#spigot-solo
#technotronic
#woodring-field-background
4,951 7/24/2012 intro to bonequest
pants: LAHGLIAHGLHALGHALG HALGHALGHLAH GALHGLAGHAG pants: AND THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT pants: ANY QUESTIONS
pants
#black-background
#pants-solo
4,952 7/25/2012 t pants who ya talkin' to
spigot: T DEUCE I LIKE SOMETIMES TO WAVE IT HIGH UP WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE spigot: T PANTS WHO YA TALKIN' TO spigot: AND PANTS IS NOT EVEN TALKING spigot: I N C E P T I O N spigot: FUCK THIS DUMP
spigot
#blue-background
#inception
#spigot-solo
4,953 7/26/2012 one thing at a time
deuce: HRU BB deuce: CUCKOLD MY WIFE INSEMINATED BY 2 BLACK MEN 8.AVI deuce: FOLKS ONE THING AT A TIME HERE
deuce
#cuck
#deuce-solo
#folks
#porn
#woodring-field-background
4,954 7/27/2012 stuttering and bumbling
pants: STUTTERING AND BUMBLING THROUGH JERKCITY pants: EVERYTHING IS CONFUSING deuce: ON THE WAY TO MORE DICKS pants: SHUT UP YOU
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#grey-background
#huffy-pants
#shut-up
4,955 7/28/2012 fag parade
ozone: FAG PARADE deuce: STOP DRINKING ON THE JOB ozone: PARADE == MORE THAN TWO FAGS deuce: EVEN TWO QUALIFIES IF THE FAGS ARE MARCHING IN SOME WAY ozone: THEY HAVE TO HAVE COLORED BANNERS UNLESS THERE ARE TWO OR MORE deuce: DON'T BE RACIST
deuce
ozone
#deuce-ozone
#parade
#red-background
4,956 7/29/2012 you people are no fun
pants: NOW I'M THE SAN FRANCISCO TREAT deuce: YOU PEOPLE ARE NO FUN
deuce
pants
#bay-area
#deuce-pants
#rice-a-roni
#san-francisco
#sfw
#white-background
4,957 7/30/2012 art project
spigot: THE QUEER MAGAZINES ARE FOR AN ART PROJECT, NOT A BEATING OFF PROJECT
spigot
#mmm-yeah-oooh-boy
#not-gay
#porn
#spigot-solo
#yellow-background
4,958 7/31/2012 the ghetto u
pants: T SPIGOT I WANT TO SEE MOONLIGHT KINGDOM BUT I'M AFRAID OF HIV/AIDS spigot: LETS GET U OUT OF THOSE MOM JEANS spigot: FOLKS THE GHETTO U IS FUNNY TO ME TODAY
pants
spigot
#aids
#folks
#ghetto-u
#hiv
#mom-jeans
#pants-spigot
#stray-dot
#woodring-stairs-background
4,959 8/1/2012 like a ghost in the woods
spigot: WHISPERING LIKE A GHOST IN THE WOODS: (spigot): T H E G H E T T O U
spigot
#ghetto-u
#grey-background
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#whisper
4,960 8/2/2012 follow me on twitter
spigot: HOT TOWN / SUMMER IN THE SHITTER spigot: LICKIN' ON A DICK / FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER
spigot
#blue-background
#singing
#spigot-solo
#summer-in-the-city
#the-lovin-spoonful
#twitter
4,961 8/3/2012 stupid question
pants: WHY DO YOU FLY PLANES INTO BUILDINGS deuce: BECAUSE IT'S A NICE AUTUMN DAY???? WHAT KIND OF A STUPID QUESTION IS THAT
deuce
pants
#9-11
#deuce-pants
#red-background
4,962 8/4/2012 the man asked you a question
pants: FILL ME WITH DIRT AND KISS ME GOODBYE
pants
#pants-solo
#stray-dot
#white-background
4,963 8/5/2012 can you feel the love
pants: I LOVE YOU pants: WHICH IS WHY I'M NOT GOING TO EAT YOU pants: FOR NOW
pants
#black-background
#cannibalism
#huffy-pants
#pants-solo
#sfw
#vore
4,964 8/6/2012 veni vidi vici
spigot: CD HURF DUH VI ~:WQ! HONK spigot: ALL RIGHTIE
spigot
#filler-panel
#honk
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#unix
#vi
#yellow-background
4,965 8/7/2012 will it play in peoria
pants: DO NOT TALK TO DRIVER deuce: THIS FILM HAS BEEN DECLASSIFIED
deuce
pants
#blue-background
#deuce-pants
#film
#peoria
#sfw
4,966 8/8/2012 me or my trumpet
spigot: HBLURHLBURHLUEHB RECOGNIZING THE COWBOY BOOTS FROM THE LAST EXPO BHLEBH spigot: IT'S ALWAYS "FAG" THIS AND "GAY" THAT AND NEVER ABOUT ME OR MY TRUMPET spigot: SAY GOODBYE TO SPIGOT (FOREVER)
spigot
#boner-expo
#cowboy
#goodbye-to-all-my-online-friends-forever
#spigot-solo
#white-background
4,967 8/9/2012 ten light years
spigot: I GOT STONED AND ATE A POUND CAKE LAST NIGHT spigot: THIS IS LIKE SENDING COMEDY INTO FUCKING OUTER SPACE spigot: WELL WHEN YOU IDIOTS GET THIS IN TEN LIGHT YEARS BE SURE TO COME BACK AND SUCK MY EARTH DICK
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#comedy
#failed-comedy
#marijuana
#pound-cake
#spigot-solo
#stoned
#yellow-background
4,968 8/10/2012 my new digital camera
deuce: T ATANDT CAN I TAKE PICTURES OF YOU WITH MY NEW DIGITAL CAMERA atandt: NO deuce: T ATANDT FUCK YOU atandt: YOU WILL HAVE TO BUY THE MAGAZINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
atandt
deuce
#atandt-deuce
#atandt-deuce-disconnect
#fighting-irish-pose
#photography
#white-background
4,969 8/11/2012 write back
spigot: I LIKE NUTS EVERYONE spigot: THANKS WRITE BACK
spigot
#hi-fi
#nuts
#spigot-solo
#white-background
#write-back
4,970 8/12/2012 roughly the density of water
spigot: ROUGHLY 5ML GAY deuce: T SPIGOT SO YOU'RE SAYING GAYNESS HAS ROUGHLY THE DENSITY OF WATER spigot: I WOULD NEVER SAY THAT deuce: THAT IS THE LOGICAL CONCLUSION OF YOUR PRIOR STATETETETETETETETETETE
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#gay
#red-background
#science
4,971 8/13/2012 doo dah
spigot: GAVE HER AIDS AND KICKED HER OUT pants: DOO DAH / DOO DAH
pants
spigot
#aids
#camptown-races
#grey-background
#pants-spigot
#singing
4,972 8/14/2012 god bless america
spigot: TITS -AND- GTFO
spigot
#green-background
#spigot-solo
#tits
4,973 8/15/2012 n but please
deuce: @SPIGOT WANNA LICK DICK spigot: @DEUCE N BUT PLEASE RT
deuce
spigot
#blue-background
#deuce-spigot
#twitter
4,974 8/16/2012 knock-knock joke
spigot: T DEUCE KNOCK KNOCK deuce: T SPIGOT WHO'S THERE spigot: MY ASS deuce: MY ASS WHO spigot: MY ASS IS HAUNTED deuce: BUT THAT DOESN'T
deuce
spigot
#ass
#ass-of-spigot
#black-background
#comedy
#deuce-spigot
#haunted-ass
#jokes
#knock-knock
#stand-up
4,975 8/17/2012 fourteen
pants: NOW WE ARE 14 deuce: MY DICK SOLVES CRIMES
deuce
pants
#birthday
#birthday-strip
#crime-solving
#deuce-pants
#dicks
#mousehole
#title-mismatch
#woodring-room-background
4,976 8/18/2012 can we do a kickstarter
spigot: CAN WE DO A KICKSTARTER TO TEAR DOWN THE OATMEAL'S TESLA MUSEUM
spigot
#blue-background
#current-events
#demolition
#glory-hole
#kickstarter
#spigot-solo
#tesla
4,977 8/19/2012 seriously folks
deuce: GLGLGLG pants: IS TODAY CUPCAKE DAY
deuce
pants
#cupcake
#cupcake-day
#deuce-pants
#folks
#grey-background
#seriously
#sfw
4,978 8/20/2012 very funny scotty
spigot: VERY FUNNY SCOTTY!!!!! NOW BEAM ME DOWN MY CLOTHES!!!!!!!!! spigot: THE JOKE IS THAT THEY'RE ALL FAT FAGS IN SPACE spigot: BLOWING, HUMPING EACH OTHER
spigot
#die-trying
#fat
#gay
#red-background
#spigot-solo
#star-trek
#teleporter
4,979 8/21/2012 pure terror
pants: WHY IS YOUR MOUTH A CUNT AND YOUR CUNT A CUNT (OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD) pants: PURE TERROR
pants
#cunt
#deja-vu
#mouth
#pants-solo
#terror
#uncredited-character
#white-background
4,980 8/22/2012 prognosis: gay
deuce: "PROGNOSIS: GAY" WEDNESDAYS AT 6 ON CBS spigot: WHY PROGNOSIS: GAY IS THE BEST SHOW YOU'RE NOT WATCHING spigot: PROGNOSIS: GAY GETS IT spigot: CHEERS TO PROGNOSIS: GAY spigot: CBS DOMINATES THURSDAY NIGHTS WITH PROGNOSIS: GAY spigot: PROGNOSIS GAY: THE MOVIE? spigot: PROGNOSIS: GAY FALLS OUT OF FAVOR spigot: PROGNOSIS: CANCELED? spigot: FANS RALLY SIGNATURES, FLASH MOBS TO RESTORE PROGNOSIS: GAY deuce: PROGNOSIS: GAY FANFIC deuce: PROGNOSIS: GAY UNOFFICAL [SIC] FAN SITE
deuce
spigot
#cbs
#deuce-spigot
#fan-site
#gay
#prognosis-gay
#television
#typo
#woodring-field-background
4,981 8/23/2012 sir yes sir
spigot: YOU ALL GO ON AHEAD, THE PRIVATE AND I ARE GOING TO JERK OFF spigot: AREN'T WE PRIVATE pants: SIR YES SIR
hanford
jenv
ozone
pants
spigot
#hanford-ozone-pants-spigot
#jenv
#jerking-off
#maynard
#military
#moo
#mountain-background
#private
#scheduling
#uncredited-character
4,982 8/24/2012 this would be easier
pants: THIS WOULD BE EASIER IF SHE WAS A REAL GIRL pants: GETTING TIRED pants: DUSTY
pants
#blue-background
#dusty
#girl
#mouth
#pants-solo
#real-girl
#tired
4,983 8/25/2012 the right answer
pants: MOO ???? IS THAT THE RIGHT ANSWER ??? deuce: I SUPPOSE deuce: WE WOULD HAVE ACCEPTED ANY BLEAT REALLY
deuce
pants
#barnyard
#bleat
#deuce-pants
#farm
#grey-background
#moo
#sfw
4,984 8/26/2012 just askin'
pants: WHATCHA DOIN' spigot: I'M NOT GAY pants: OKIE DOKIE
pants
spigot
#gay
#mountain-background
#not-gay
#pants-spigot
4,985 8/27/2012 go easy
deuce: GO EASY WITH THAT HAMMER YOU'RE GETTING CHIPS OF CUNT IN MY SALAD
deuce
#black-background
#chips
#cunt
#cunt-chips
#deuce-solo
#hammer
#salad
4,986 8/28/2012 and that's the jerkcity promise
deuce: I WILL POP YOUR TITS AND PUNCH YOU IN THE CUNT
deuce
#deuce-solo
#punching
#woodring-stairs-background
4,987 8/29/2012 safe sex
deuce: I ENCOURAGE SAFE SEX deuce: NAMELY: BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF THE CUNT AND TELL HER TO FUCK OFF deuce: YOU MIGHT GET AIDS IF HER BLOOD SPLATTERS ON YOU, BUT IT'S REALLY WORTH THE RISK
deuce
#aids
#deuce-solo
#misogyny
#violence
#woodring-den-background
4,988 8/30/2012 i don't have to take this
deuce: I AM A VULCAN I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THIS deuce: BLABHLHABHLABHLAHBLABH deuce: BLHBALBHLABHALHBLAHB
deuce
#black-background
#blah
#deuce-solo
#sfw
#star-trek
#vulcan
4,989 8/31/2012 hot and bothered
deuce: SO IF I KICK YOU IN YOUR CUNT DO YOU GET ALL HOT AND BOTHERED deuce: IF I PUNCH YOUR DUMB ACCENTED MOUTH IN THE FACE WILL YOU GET ALL JUICY FOR MY DICK net: I'D PREFER IT IF YOU PUNCHED MY NUTS deuce: SHUT THE FUCK I'LL GET TO YOU WHEN I'M DAMN GOOD AND READY
deuce
net
#deuce-net
#mouth
#typo
#violence
#white-background
4,990 9/1/2012 very still
deuce: HOLDING VERY STILL deuce: MAYBE HE WON'T SEE ME deuce: WAIT
deuce
#blue-background
#deuce-solo
#sfw
#the-cure
4,991 9/2/2012 wasn't me
deuce: THAT WASN'T ME deuce: THAT WAS THAT OTHER DEUCE deuce: BABHALBHLBHLBHALHB
deuce
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#green-background
#sfw
4,992 9/3/2012 that box
deuce: OKAY MAYBE FAILURE IS AN OPTION pants: CHECKING THAT BOX
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#sfw
#yellow-background
4,993 9/4/2012 all the hubbub
pants: SOYLENT GREEN IS ALGAE, PASTE, SOY AND TOFU deuce: SO NO PEOPLE IS THAT RIGHT pants: THAT IS CORRECT deuce: SO WHAT'S THE HUBBUB ABOUT pants: DUNNO - I THINK IT WAS A MARKETING PLOY
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#grey-background
#hubbub
#marketing
#muxing
#soylent
#soylent-green
4,994 9/5/2012 so are my balls
deuce: MY TITS ARE ALL-AMERICAN pants: WEIRD: SO ARE MY BALLS deuce: LIES pants: NO CHECK IT OUT: GO ON deuce: ALL LIES pants: GET ON IN THERE pants: G'ON deuce: I KNOW I'M RIGHT I DON'T NEED TO PROVE IT pants: G'ON
deuce
pants
#american
#balls
#blue-background
#deuce-pants
4,995 9/6/2012 oh god you're a monster
deuce: DON'T THINK JUST KISS ME pants: NOT IF YOU TAKE MONEY FROM GEORGE SOROS deuce: BUT ONLY A LITTLE pants: ALSO TAKE OFF YOUR HIJAB AND LET ME SEE YOUR PRETTY PRETTY OH GOD YOU'RE A MONSTER deuce: LOVE GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO BE FREE pants: OH GOD TENACLES AND TOO MANY EYES AND A BEAK
deuce
pants
#deja-vu
#deuce-pants
#george-soros
#monster
#typo
#yellow-background
4,996 9/7/2012 haven't heard a peep
pants: HEY HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD FROM RANDS LATELY BECAUSE I HAVEN'T HEARD A PEEP FROM HIM SINCE I HIT HIM WITH A SHOVEL AND PUT HIM INTO MY CRAWLSPACE
pants
#grey-background
#pants-solo
#violence
4,997 9/8/2012 grrrr foamy
deuce: I'M AN ATHEIST PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME pants: BUT ARE YOU AN ATHEIST WHO ALSO CONTRIBUTES TO OPEN SOURCE deuce: NO BUT I HAVE A TWITTER ACCOUNT IS THAT THE SAME THING pants: MAD DOG GRRRRRRRR deuce: I LIKE ANIME pants: GRRRRRRRR FOAMY
deuce
pants
#anime
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#foamy
#open-source
#twitter
#white-background
4,998 9/9/2012 cancelled my subscription
deuce: T SPIGOT DO YOU THINK KAIYA LYNN KNOWS AMBER LYNN OR GINGER LYNN spigot: I CANCELLED MY SUBSCRIPTION TO ALL THE LYNNS STARTING WITH PORSCHE
deuce
spigot
#amber-lynn
#deuce-spigot
#ginger-lynn
#kaiya-lynn
#porn
#porsche-lynn
#red-background
4,999 9/10/2012 careful the beverage you're about to enjoy is extremely hot
deuce: ME SO CHARITY
deuce
#deuce-solo
#engrish
#filename
#grey-background
5,000 9/11/2012 mlk
spigot: WELL I'M MARTIN LUTHER KING / AND I'M HERE TO SAY spigot: I LIKE SUCKIN DICK / EACH AND EV-ER-Y DAY spigot: TEST TEST spigot: WELL I'M MARTIN LUTH spigot: MOM CLOSE THE DOOR
spigot
#be-gay-with-me
#martin-luther-king-jr
#mom
#mousehole
#original-song
#rap
#singing
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
5,001 9/12/2012 it's almost like
deuce: IT'S ALMOST LIKE I'M MADE OF GOD
deuce
#deuce-solo
#god
#public-toilets
#woodring-stairs-background
5,002 9/13/2012 camptown races
deuce: LOL @ HIV pants: DOO DAH / DOO DAH
deuce
pants
#aids
#camptown-races
#deuce-pants
#hiv
#lol
#mousehole
#singing
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-room-background
5,003 9/14/2012 but soft!
deuce: WHAT FAGGOTRY pants: THROUGH YON WINDOW BREAKS deuce: BUT SOFT! SUCK THAT FUCKING DICK, BITCH
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#shakespeare
#woodring-field-background
5,004 9/15/2012 choke it down nightly
pants: HERE'S WHAT I THINK BLGHLABGLHG NEVER EVER SHUTS UP deuce: LHGLAHGLAHGLAHGLAG HLAGHGHLGHAL STILL NOT HEARING COMMITMENT GALGHLAGHALGH pants: ALHGLBAGHABG MY OWN VOICE IS SO SWEET ALUHGAGHBLAGYHLAG I KNOW WHAT'S BEST ALGUHABL GHUALGBLAG deuce: LGHAGLHALHG LHAGLHALG HALGHALGHALGH FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF AHGLAGHHLAG HALGHALGH LAGHALGH
deuce
pants
#blue-background
#choke-it-down
#deuce-pants
#women
5,005 9/22/2012 on a saturday
spigot: SENNNNNNNNNNNNNNURK pants: I AM SWAYING IN THE BREEZE
pants
spigot
#pants-spigot
#saturday
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
5,006 9/23/2012 down we go
spigot: MANHANDLED COCKPIG FANATICS pants: STARRING MERYL STREEP AND TOMMY LEE JONES
pants
spigot
#pants-spigot
#woodring-field-background
5,007 9/24/2012 what would be funny
spigot: WHAT WOULD BE FUNNY WOULD BE TO REGISTER JERKCITY.COM spigot: CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT!!!!!!!!!!
spigot
#grey-background
#meta
#perl
#sfw
#spigot-solo
5,008 9/25/2012 take it personally
deuce: IT'S A DEFENSE MECHANISM YOU SHOULDN'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY
deuce
#blue-background
#deuce-solo
#sfw
5,009 9/26/2012 zero not including me
deuce: T PANTS HOW MANY HOOKERS WILL BE AT YOUR PARTY deuce: T PANTS BESIDES YOU pants: T DEUCE ZERO NOT INCLUDING ME deuce: > <CHR>
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#hookers
#red-background
5,010 9/27/2012 the comedy closet is full
spigot: WHY THERE'S THE DEUCE, MAYOR OF SMARTSVILLE: HI DEUCE spigot: QUESTION, IF I spigot: HOIF OW GOD HOLY PROPS AND PORN HONKING AND PUSHING
deuce
spigot
#deja-vu
#deuce-spigot
#honk
#mousehole
#physical-comedy
#porn
#woodring-room-background
5,011 9/28/2012 panic! at the gay disco
pants: WE'RE SURROUNDED pants: WE'RE GOING DOWN pants: THIS IS NOT A DRILL deuce: DO YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#white-background
5,012 9/29/2012 and what have you
pants: ANTICIPATORY DROOLING AND WHAT HAVE YOU
pants
#bonequest-hi-fi
#drooling
#hand-sanitizer
#pants-solo
#photo-background
5,013 9/30/2012 no evading, avoiding, abstaining, sidestepping
spigot: NOT APPEARING IN JERKCITY AGAIN UNTIL WE INSTITUTE A NO CUM DODGING ALLOWED POLICY spigot: NO EVADING, AVOIDING, ABSTAINING, SIDESTEPPING, ETC. NO GIVING THE SLIP, NO ELUDING OR DEFLECTING/CIRCUMVENTING
spigot
#cum-dodging
#grey-background
#spigot-solo
#synonyms
5,014 10/1/2012 picture of a true love
pants
#jizz
#nsfw
#pants-solo
#picture
#toilet
5,015 10/2/2012 well ok if you
spigot: T NET LET'S SUCK DICK AND NEVER FIGHT AGAIN net: WELL OK IF YOU SHURRRRRRRRRR
net
spigot
#dicksucking
#net-spigot
#red-background
5,016 10/3/2012 chocolate easter dicks
spigot: WE'VE REALLY GOTTEN OFF THE ORIGINAL TOPIC OF WHO FORGED VOICE MAIL FROM ME TO THE WHOLE COMPANY TRYING TO SELL CHOCOLATE EASTER DICKS deuce: NONCHALANT
deuce
spigot
#chocolate
#deuce-spigot
#dicks
#minecraft
#voicemail
#white-background
5,017 10/4/2012 it's heavy
pants: GET THIS THING OFF ME deuce: IT'S HEAVY HUH
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#heavy
#physical-comedy
#sfw
#yellow-background
5,018 10/5/2012 jizz splops
spigot: IMAGINING A GLOSS-FINISH ADULT VIDEO BOX COVER ADORNED WITH CLIP ART OF JIZZ SPLOPS AND VIDCAPS BUT THE TITLE IN NEON PINK IS SOMETHING LIKE IT'S OKAY WE CAN TRY AGAIN IN A FEW MINUTES spigot: THIS NEVER HAPPENS spigot: CAN I HAVE A GLASS OF WATER
spigot
#jizz
#porn
#spigot-solo
#yellow-background
5,019 10/6/2012 street cred
spigot: IS THIS THE RED LIGHT DISTRICT OF CYBERSPACE spigot: DOES THIS SLICKED-BACK POMPADOR GIVE ME ANY STREET CRED spigot: LAMENESS AND LIMPNESS IN STALL 4
spigot
#black-background
#cyberspace
#spigot-solo
5,020 10/7/2012 let loose noises
pants: LET LOOSE THE DICKS dick: SCUTTLE SCUTTLE (DICKS-BEING- LET-LOOSE- NOISES)
dick
pants
#dicks
#white-background
5,021 10/8/2012 clumped-up dirt clods
spigot: HOLY SHIT THE MARS ROVER FOUND MORE CLUMPED-UP DIRT CLODS spigot: CAN WE GET SOME $4BILLION 100000X100000 HIGH-RES BLACK AND WHITE TIFFS OF THE DIRT CLUMPS spigot: DID THE MARS ROVER LAND IN FRESNO IS THAT WHY RADIO SIGNALS TAKE SO LONG deuce: FRESNO IS DEEP IN A GRAVITATIONAL WELL SO RADIO SIGNALS ARE SIGNIFICANTLY DELAYED
deuce
spigot
#blue-background
#deuce-spigot
#fresno
#mars
#science
#space
#tiff
5,022 10/9/2012 end of joke
spigot: KNOCK KNOCK / SUCK A COCK (END OF JOKE)
spigot
#cocks
#grey-background
#knock-knock
#spigot-solo
5,023 10/12/2012 a grand love story
pants: HEY JEW deuce: WHAT UP MUSLIM pants: EATIN' PORK deuce: WEIRD SAME
deuce
pants
#blue-background
#deuce-pants
#haram
#jews
#muslims
#not-kosher
5,024 10/13/2012 timecop (part 1 of 2)
pants: DICKS IN SPACE deuce: VACUUM DICKS pants: FOREVER EXPANDING, REALLY POKING ME IN MY EYES pants: SOMEHOW THE ONE SAME DICK IS POKING ME IN BOTH MY EYES deuce: THE SAME DICK TRAVELLING FORWARD AND BACKWARD IN TIME
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dicks
#pants-implying-that-he-has-two-eyes
#series
#space
#timecop
#title-mismatch
#woodring-field-background
5,025 10/14/2012 timecop (part 2 of 2)
pants: SOMEBODY GET TIMECOP ON THE HORN deuce: HE'S BUSY KILLING TERRORISTS DURING A HOCKEY GAME pants: WELL WHEN'S THE SOONEST HE'LL BE AVAILABLE deuce: 1868 pants: GOING BACK IN TIME BEFORE MY EYES GET OH GOD HOW IS THIS STILL HAPPENING deuce: THE DICK IS A TIME TRAVELLER TOO
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dicks
#huffy-pants
#plant
#series
#timecop
#title-mismatch
#woodring-field-background
5,026 10/15/2012 prologue
spigot: I JUST DON'T WANT TO GO UPSTAIRS AND POUR THE DIRTY SHAMPOO WATER INTO THE SINK AND WRAP THE CORD AROUND THE THING AND PUT IT BACK IN THE CLOSET spigot: SOMEONE COME OVER spigot: THE DOOR'S UNLOCKED, YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO TALK TO ME, JUST DO THE THING AND PUT IT AWAY AND TEXT ME WHEN IT'S DONE
spigot
#series
#sfw
#sink
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
5,027 10/16/2012 decalogue
spigot: MEANWHILE THE SHAMPOO VAC IS STILL SITTING OUT spigot: IF SOMEONE COMES BY TO PUT IT AWAY, I'LL ORDER MYSELF A PIZZA AND EAT IT BEFORE YOU GET HERE spigot: THAT'S THE SPIGOT PROMISE
spigot
#series
#sfw
#spigot-promise
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
5,028 10/17/2012 epilogue
spigot: T DEUCE KNOCK KNOCK deuce: WHO'S THERE spigot: MY SHAMPOO VACUUM deuce: YOUR SHAMPOO VACUUM WHO
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#knock-knock
#series
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
5,029 10/18/2012 outsider art
deuce: I'M RAPACIOUS deuce: IN THAT I RAPE
deuce
#deuce-solo
#rape
#woodring-room-background
5,030 10/19/2012 so cool
pants: THIS IS SO COOL pants: OH GOD IMPALED ON A FENCE
pants
#grey-background
#pants-solo
#sfw
#weird-pants-face
5,031 10/20/2012 too tight
spigot: LET'S ALL JERK OUR DICKS AND GIVE A SHIT ABOUT COMPUTERS spigot: A PTHTHTH A FRPRPRP spigot: HIS SCIENCE IS TOO TIGHT
spigot
#computers
#mountain-background
#rap
#science
#spigot-solo
5,032 10/21/2012 fuck your own face
deuce: NEXT TIME YOU GET THE URGE TO SAY SOMETHING PROFOUND deuce: FUCK YOUR OWN FACE
deuce
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#face
#fucking
#woodring-room-background
5,033 10/22/2012 complete silence
spigot: COMPLETE SILENCE spigot: SUDDENLY A DONG RANG OUT
spigot
#bonequest-hi-fi
#dongs
#spigot-solo
#white-background
5,034 10/23/2012 listen the snow is falling
spigot: '''''' spigot: ' ' ' '' spigot: '' ' ' '' ' ' spigot: YAY ITS SNOWING ] ]] ] 0T984 ASKDFJ943 spigot: ANYONE
spigot
#gay
#snow
#spigot-solo
#yellow-background
5,035 10/24/2012 gay in the face
spigot: I'M GOING TO HOLD MY BREATH UNTIL WE'RE ALL GAY IN THE FACE spigot: HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH HHHURP pants: OKAY OKAY RELEASE I'M GAY FOR GOD'S SAKE QUEER HERE
pants
spigot
#black-background
#breath
#face
#gay
#hhhhh
#pants-spigot
#queer
5,036 10/25/2012 clomp clomp clomp
spigot: CLOMP spigot: CLOMP CLOMP spigot: CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP spigot: CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP spigot: OVERCLOMPENSATING
spigot
#clomp
#onomatopoeia
#pun
#repetition
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#uncategorized-background
5,037 10/26/2012 up there in the sky
spigot: HEY EVERYONE LOOK UP THERE IN THE SKY : SPIGOT RUNS AWAY
spigot
#caption
#deception
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#uncategorized-mosaic-background
5,038 10/27/2012 as the legend goes
pants: COCKS deuce: POTENTIALLY LARGE ONES pants: DANGEROUSLY LARGE (AS THE LEGEND GOES) deuce: HURTINGLY LARGE pants: TEARINGLY BIG
deuce
pants
#cocks
#deuce-pants
#photo-background
5,039 10/28/2012 face against the tile
spigot: LET'S HAVE A FUCKING PARADE spigot: HUHGUHAUHGUHAUHG THE SOUND OF POKING AND CHOKING AND THEM NOT UNDERSTANDING spigot: FACE AGAINST THE TILE, STARING AT NUTS AND BOLTS
spigot
#bolts
#choking
#gangbang
#nuts
#parade
#photo-background
#poking
#poking-and-choking
#spigot-solo
5,040 10/29/2012 only when the chain is gone
spigot: I LIKE TO MAKE A PAPER CHAIN AND TEAR OFF A LINK WITH EACH DAY I DON'T JERK OFF OR EVEN THINK ABOUT DICK AND ONLY WHEN THE CHAIN IS GONE DO I SUCK DICK spigot: LET'S SEE WHO'S BEEN FUCKING WITH THE ESPRESSO GRINDER TODAY
spigot
#coffee
#dicks
#espresso
#jerking
#jesus-background
#papercraft
#photo-background
#spigot-solo
#sucking
5,041 10/30/2012 in my mouth and in my ass
pants: THEY GO IN MY MOUTH AND IN MY ASS pants: WHICH IS WEIRD pants: NOT TOO MANY OTHER OBJECTS FIT THAT BILL
pants
#ass
#mouth
#pants-solo
#photo-background
5,042 10/31/2012 lhglhag
spigot: OH MY GOD deuce: LHGLHAG
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#sfw
#the-juice
#title-mismatch
#uncategorized-background
5,043 11/1/2012 made of anti-matter
deuce: I AM MADE OF ANTIMATTER : DEUCE FARTS deuce: FIN
deuce
#antimatter
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#farts
#photo-background
#science
#sfw
#spider-man
5,044 11/2/2012 invitation to a picnic
spigot: WHY ARE WE ALL HANDCUFFED TO THE TRAIN TRACKS atandt: MY INVITATION SAYS THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A PICNIC
atandt
spigot
#atandt-spigot
#handcuffed
#invitation
#mountain-background
#picnic
#sfw
#tricked
5,045 11/3/2012 let's just remember
deuce: LET'S JUST REMEMBER MY DONG IS CARBON NEUTRAL FOLKS
deuce
#deuce-solo
#dongs
#folks
#uncategorized-background
5,046 11/4/2012 it's now time
spigot: "IT'S NOW TIME FOR ME TO PASS 'STAR WARS' TO ON TO A NEW GENERATION OF FLLLRRRRRHHHHHGG," MR. LUCAS SAID IN A STATEMENT. "GLLLLLGGGGG." pants: WILD HORSE BENT HIS WILD HEAD pants: O MY MISTRESS AND WIFE OF MY MASTER pants: I WILL BE YOUR SERVANT FOR THE SAKE OF THE WONDERFUL GRASS
pants
spigot
#kipling
#pants-spigot
#star-wars
#uncategorized-background
5,047 11/5/2012 all out of time
deuce: I'M HERE TO FUCK BITCHES AND SUCK DICKS deuce: AND I'M ALL OUT OF TIME TO EXPLAIN
deuce
#bitches
#black-background
#deuce-solo
#dicks
#sucking
5,048 11/6/2012 he would like that
pants: I WILL WRECK YOU SEXUALLY deuce: I WOULD LIKE THAT
deuce
pants
#a-love-story
#blue-background
#bonequest-hd
#deuce-pants
#moo
5,049 11/7/2012 giant-size spigot the bear
spigot: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH spigot: HAUGHGUHAUGHLY spigot: HHGHGHHAP HUGGGLLGLHLAULLY
spigot
#grey-background
#spigot-solo
#spigot-the-bear
5,050 11/8/2012 what wait
pants: I LIKE DICKS TOO MUCH TO STOOP TO THAT SORT OF BEHAVIOR pants: WAIT WAIT pants: WELL ALL IF I'M GOING TO DO THAT I'M GOING TO NEED A SOLDERING IRON
pants
#dicks
#pants-solo
#soldering-iron
#yellow-background
5,051 11/9/2012 god's punishment
pants: ANY PORT IN A STORM IS WHAT THE MAN SAID deuce: IS THIS GOD'S PUNISHMENT
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#god
#white-background
5,052 11/10/2012 a fine mess
spigot: LET'S BOTH SQUEEZE INTO THE TUB
spigot
#red-background
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#tub
5,053 11/11/2012 gay dinosaur
pants: I'M A GAY DINOSAUR pants: ROAR
pants
#bonequest-hd
#dinosaurs
#pants-solo
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-stairs-background
5,054 11/12/2012 here ya go
deuce: HEY LOOK AT MY MOUTH deuce: IT'S OPEN REALLY REALLY WIDE
deuce
#deuce-solo
#internet
#mousehole
#mouth
#series-of-tubes
#ted-stevens
#wide
#woodring-room-background
5,055 11/13/2012 math homework
atandt: HELP ME WITH MY MATH HOMEWORK deuce: ]\
atandt
deuce
#atandt-deuce
#atandt-deuce-disconnect
#homework
#latex
#math
#sfw
#tex
#woodring-field-background
5,056 11/14/2012 hard-core pornography
deuce: PLEASE GIVE ME SOME PORN spigot: I'M LOVING MYSELF
deuce
spigot
#blue-background
#deuce-spigot
#love
#porn
5,057 11/15/2012 really distracting
pants: THIS AXE IN MY SKULL pants: IT'S REALLY DISTRACTING
pants
#grey-background
#pants-solo
#sfw
5,058 11/16/2012 a show of dongs
spigot: EVERYONE HERE WHO'S GAY LET'S HAVE A SHOW OF DONGS spigot: FLURMP pants: WUMP deuce: BING
deuce
pants
spigot
#be-gay-with-me
#deuce-pants-spigot
#dongs
#huffy-pants
#onomatopoeia
#red-background
5,059 11/17/2012 why should i care
deuce: WHAT THE HELL AM I LOOKING AT AND WHY SHOULD I CARE
deuce
#deuce-solo
#sfw
#white-background
5,060 11/18/2012 along a z axis
spigot: YOU ARE SERIOUSLY HUMPING MY FACE ALONG A Z AXIS
spigot
#cartesian-coordinates
#face
#math
#mountain-background
#spigot-solo
5,061 11/19/2012 courtroom scene
pants: OBJECTION OVERRULED, EAT MORE PIE spigot: I OBJECT TO HOW FAT I AM spigot: HOMPH HOMPH HOMPH pants: DICKS AND WHAT HAVE YOU spigot: OBJECTION YOUR HONOR BECAUSE ONE EYE IS LOOKING AT THE THE WALL AND ONE EYE IS LOOKING AT MY NUTS deuce: HELLO FELLOW FAGGOTS pants: WELL HI THERE
deuce
pants
spigot
#court
#deuce-pants-spigot
#dicks
#fat
#nuts
#nuts-of-spigot
#pie
#woodring-den-background
5,062 11/20/2012 a day in the life
deuce: MY TUMMY HURTS deuce: OOPS TOOK A SHIT
deuce
#black-background
#deuce-solo
#shit
5,063 11/21/2012 lap cat
deuce: YOU'RE MY LAP CAT BUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH spigot: BEAT MY NUTS PURRRRRRRPLE
deuce
spigot
#cat
#deuce-spigot
#nuts
#nuts-of-spigot
#stray-dot
#woodring-stairs-background
5,064 11/22/2012 i think this is rigged
spigot: T DEUCE YOU SAY THE PLOT OF A MOVIE AND I'LL GUESS THE TITLE AND IF I DON'T GET IT RIGHT I HAVE TO SUCK ALL THE DICKS IN THE WORLD spigot: READY GO deuce: I THINK THIS IS RIGGED spigot: I GIVE UP (SPLORK SPLOP BLURGHBP)
deuce
spigot
#blue-background
#deuce-spigot
#dicks
#drunk-deuce
#sucking
5,065 11/23/2012 someone, anyone
deuce: OH GOD THEY'RE TURNING THE WHOLE CITY INTO A SUPERDOME spigot: SOMEONE SEND IN ROBOCOP 3
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#robocop
#superdome
#woodring-field-background
5,066 11/24/2012 here for you
pants: BALLS FOR THE FACE PLEASE deuce: HERE FOR YOU
deuce
pants
#balls
#deuce-pants
#green-background
5,067 11/25/2012 thinking of different people
pants: GOD LOVES DICKS deuce: T PANTS ACTUALLY I DON'T THINK HE'S VERY FOND OF THEM pants: T DEUCE ACTUALLY I THINK HE IS deuce: T PANTS YEAH OKAY I THINK WE'RE THINKING OF DIFFERENT PEOPLE pants: T DEUCE ROBES, LONG FLOWING WHITE HAIR AND BEARD, ROBES, DEEP VOICE, REALLY INTO PISS ??? deuce: T PANTS I'M THINKING OF THE OLDER BROTHER ON DIFFER'NT STROKES
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dicks
#god
#grey-background
#piss
5,068 11/26/2012 please stop saying that
spigot: WILL YOU PLEASE STOP SAYING THAT I'M SPROINGING A SERIOUS ROD OVER YONDER
spigot
#cow
#dicks
#spigot-solo
#sproing
#woodring-stairs-background
5,069 11/27/2012 mother teresa
pants: OH THESE POOR SICK COCKS: I WILL SUCK THEM BACK TO HEALTH pants: TODAY pants: YESTERDAY pants: DAY BEFORE pants: AND SO FORTH
pants
#cocks
#cocksucking
#coy-pants
#pants-solo
#religion
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-room-background
5,070 11/28/2012 it's got to be
deuce: SHIT JUST DOESN'T HAPPEN ANYMORE IT'S GOT TO BE SOMEONE'S FAULT
deuce
#bonequest-hd
#deuce-solo
#white-background
5,071 11/29/2012 gays in the military
deuce: GAYS IN THE MILITARY deuce: I LIKE THAT PHRASE FOR SOME REASON pants: I LIKE THE FIRST PART OF IT BUT NOT THE REST OF THE STUFF
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dont-ask-dont-tell
#drunk-deuce
#gay
#stray-dot
#yellow-background
5,072 11/30/2012 out of every hole
deuce: UNNNNNNN NNNNNGH DRIPPING OUT OF EVERY HOLE UUUUUUU UUUUUUH BUUUUUUH deuce: AND TO WRAP EVERYTHING UP: deuce: UBUBUBUBUB UBUBUBUBUB
deuce
#black-background
#deuce-solo
#dripping
#holes
5,073 12/1/2012 this is for you
pants: I'M NOT IN THE MOOD FOR THIS
pants
#blue-background
#pants-solo
#sfw
#stray-dot
5,074 12/2/2012 come over
spigot: I'M WEARING FAT PANTS AND CHASING SKIRTS deuce: COME OVER
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#fat
#stray-dot
#woodring-field-background
5,075 12/5/2012 too big to fail
deuce: MY CUNT IS TOO BIG TO FAIL pants: MINE IS JUST TOO BIG
deuce
pants
#cunt
#deuce-pants
#woodring-field-background
5,076 12/6/2012 everything about you
spigot: EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU I'M GOING TO PUNCH
spigot
#blue-background
#spigot-solo
5,077 12/7/2012 put the ---- in the ----
spigot: YOU PUT THE LICK IN LICK MY DICK
spigot
#black-background
#dick
#dicklicking
#spigot-solo
#stray-dot
5,078 12/9/2012 haghlshg
DEUCE: HUGGULURHUGRLULHRGH THIS IS A TOILET HAGHLSHG
deuce
#deuce-solo
#toilet
#white-background
5,079 12/10/2012 einstein, podolsky and rosen
net: HAVING MY BALLS SENT LIGHT YEARS APART FOR SCIENCE deuce: IF YOU TWIST ONE WILL THE OTHER ONE INSTANTLY TWIST THE OTHER WAY OR WILL THERE BE A LIGHTSPEED DELAY net: INSTANTLY OR SO THE CLAIM GOES (EITHER WAY IT HURTS BUT I'LL DO IT) deuce: INDEED BUT YOU COULDN'T USE THE ONE TO SEND INFORMATION TO THE OTHER: EINSTEIN, PODOLSKY, AND ROSEN ARE ALL FAGS
deuce
net
#balls
#deuce-net
#epr-paradox
#quantum
#science
#woodring-room-background
5,080 12/11/2012 hairpiece
deuce: HERE'S A DICK IN YOUR HAIR pants: YOU HAVE SPERMIATED MY MOPTOP pants: MY HAIRPIECE IS NOW FORTIFIED WITH COCK
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#woodring-field-background
5,081 12/12/2012 doesn't matter down periscope
pants: IMPACT IN TWENTY SECONDS pants: RED ALERT pants: MAKING IT STICK TO THE WALL pants: WONDERING WHAT MY NAME IS AGAIN pants: DOESN'T MATTER DOWN PERISCOPE
pants
#pants-solo
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
5,082 12/13/2012 sorry wrong window
spigot: ARE YOU BEATING OFF ON MY FACE AFTER WORK spigot: SORRY WRONG WINDOW spigot: ARE YOU BEATING OFF ON MY FACE AFTER WORK
spigot
#beating-off
#bonequest-hi-fi
#chatroom
#green-background
#spigot-solo
#wrong-window
5,083 12/14/2012 a quick nap
pants: I TRY AND TAKE A QUICK NAP BUT WHAM BAM DICKS pants: COME ON PEOPLE pants: I NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEP
pants
#dicks
#grey-background
#pants-solo
#physical-comedy
5,084 12/15/2012 ask him hows
pants: LEARN TO URINE pants: ASK ME HOWS
pants
#bonequest-hd
#pants-solo
#urine
5,085 12/16/2012 this i know
deuce: I WOULD LIKE TO STATE FOR THE RECORD THAT JESUS DOES IN FACT LOVE ME (THIS I KNOW) net: HOW deuce: T NET FOR THE BIBLE TELLS ME SO (DUH)
deuce
net
#deuce-net
#jesus
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
5,086 12/17/2012 barely looking up
pants: BARELY LOOKING UP FROM THE CURRENT CROP OF COCKS
pants
#cocks
#ennui
#foamy
#pants-solo
#red-background
5,087 12/18/2012 mostly up me
deuce: MAYBE I SHOULD STOP PUTTING IT ALL THE WAY UP ME AND SETTLE FOR MOSTLY UP ME
deuce
#blue-background
#compromise
#deuce-solo
#hi-fi
5,088 12/19/2012 spigot likes the internet
spigot: I THINK YOUR SITE IS GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: I ALSO THINK YOU ARE GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: GREAT SITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: I LIKE THE INTERNET deuce: DICKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#dicks
#feedback
#internet
#mountain-background
5,089 12/20/2012 please step back
deuce: OKAY SIR YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH NOW PLEASE STEP BACK pants: I'M ON A MISSION FROM BONG pants: CALL US ANY TIME pants: OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY
deuce
pants
#bong
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#mountain-background
5,090 12/21/2012 what a product
deuce: I LOVE DICKS PEOPLE spigot: ACCORDING TO JERKCITY MY SPELLING IS EXCELLENT, THEN A LITTLE CARTOON POPS UP ABOUT HOW COOL I AM AND THEN SOMEONE FROM QA COMES OVER TO SUCK MY DICK spigot: WHAT A PRODUCT
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#flap
#flappity-bat
#quality-assurance
#white-background
5,091 12/22/2012 [4~
deuce: I HEAR YOU deuce: XCVZ47\ODDA deuce: [4~GODDAMMIT.
deuce
#deuce-solo
#yellow-background
5,092 12/23/2012 you (yes, you)
pants: I DON'T LIKE YOU WITHOUT BRUISES LADY pants: YOU'VE PUT ON SOME WEIGHT HAVEN'T YOU
pants
#blue-background
#coy-pants
#pants-solo
#physical-comedy
#shit
5,093 12/24/2012 a cracker jack surprise
pants: THE MAGICAL LEGEND OF MY BONER deuce: THIS CHRISTIANITY THING IS A RUSE deuce: HERE I FOLLOWED THE DICK AND ALL I FOUND WAS A CRACKER JACK SURPRISE !!!!!!!! deuce: **** LOSER ****
deuce
pants
#boner
#cracker-jack
#deuce-pants
#religion
#woodring-den-background
5,094 12/25/2012 summary of commands
: SUMMARY OF COMMANDS : Commands marked with * may be preceded by a number, N. : Notes in parentheses indicate the behavior if N is given. : h H Display this help. : q :q :Q ZZ Exit. : e ^E j ^N CR * LICK A DICK : y ^Y k ^K ^P * SUCK THAT COCK OVER THERE : f ^F ^V SPACE * CHOKE THESE FOUR AT ONCE : b ^B ESC-v * CRAM IT STATESIDE : z * PRAY TO THE LORD : w * LICK ANOTHER DICK (SEE ABOVE) : d ^D * OH THANK HEAVEN FOR 7-11 : R Repaint screen, discarding buffered input.
pants
#7-11
#choking
#christmas
#cocksucking
#dicklicking
#high-res
#less
#man-page
#pants-solo
#prose
#unix
#vi
#white-background
5,095 12/26/2012 magic mouth
deuce: WELL IF IT ISN'T PANTS FROM JERKCITY AND HIS MAGIC MOUTH pants: POOF THERE'S A DICK IN IT
deuce
pants
#dicks
#mouth
#mouth-of-pants
#pants-spigot
#woodring-stairs-background
5,096 12/27/2012 twisted and broken on the battlefield
pants: BONERS LYING TWISTED AND BROKEN ON THE BATTLEFIELD pants: WHAT HAVE WE DONE pants: WHAT HAVE WE DONE
pants
#bonequest-hd
#pants-solo
#ptsd
#tragedy
#woodring-room-background
5,097 12/28/2012 woo hoo uh duh
spigot: WOO HOO UH DUH BURP FURP IS THIS WHAT FAGGOTS DO
spigot
#faggots
#funloving-nonsense
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
5,098 12/29/2012 a tool tip
pants: I'M A TOOL TIP pants: LJSA HGJLKAHGKLAJHGKJAH GKAJHGJLKAGHNOA HBVULKHUBA pants: FREEDOM AND PEACE REQUIRE BONERS
pants
#boner
#freedom
#pants-solo
#peace
#tool-tip
#woodring-stairs-background
5,099 12/30/2012 together time
spigot: CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP SQUEAK SLAM spigot: PSHHHT RUB WASH GLUH HUH HUH DUH WARM AND SOAPY spigot: PSHHT SQUEAK CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP HOO {{{{{{{{{{{ TOGETHER TIME }}}}}}}}}}}}}
spigot
#clomp
#onomatopoeia
#physical-comedy
#soapy
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
5,100 12/31/2012 internet soap opera
spigot: IT'S SORT OF AN INTERNET SOAP OPERA, WHERE USERS CAN TUNE IN EACH DAY AND SEE WHAT THEIR FAVORITE CHARACTERS ARE DOING spigot: PLEASE FIST ME
spigot
#black-background
#fisting
#internet
#soap-opera
#spigot-solo

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