No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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1,188 | 1/1/2002 | happy new year fuckheads (part ii) spigot: I HAD SOME GOOD CHRISTMAS JOKES SET UP AND A SPECIAL ASCII NEW YEAR'S PICTURE I WAS WORKING ON BUT NOW I JUST THINK "WHY BOTHER" |
spigot |
#mountain-background |
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1,189 | 1/2/2002 | large green dropcloth spigot: THIS LARGE GREEN DROPCLOTH WILL PROTECT OUR PALACE
atandt: LIKE THE GIANT DOILY PROTECTS THE PENTAGON |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,190 | 1/3/2002 | prostitutes and migrant workers pants: THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE HERE
atandt: WHAT NOW
pants: I STRANGLED ANOTHER PROSTITUTE
atandt: I AM NOT HEARING THIS
pants: HALF OF HER IS IN THE TRUNK
atandt: DID ANYONE SEE YOU
pants: I THINK THE OTHER HALF ESCAPED
pants: ANYWAY THE OIL DRUMS BEHIND THE HOUSE ARE ALL CRAMMED FULL
pants: WILL YOU HELP ME PUT THE PROSTITUTE BACK TOGETHER
pants: LET'S ATTACH HER TO THE MIGRANT WORKER WE BURIED
atandt: 911
pants: HANG THAT PHONE UP AND I'LL LET YOU POKE HER CUNT WITH A PENCIL
atandt: OKAY |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #murder #prostitute #woodring-room-background |
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1,191 | 1/4/2002 | rfc-1459 atandt: JOIN #ICONS_OF_FATNESS
pants: JOIN #PRICKS
atandt: JOIN #DICKS
pants: JOIN #WANGS, #DONGS
atandt: JOIN #BUTTERBALLS
pants: JOIN #DUH
atandt: JOIN #FARTS
pants: JOIN #URINEPARTY
atandt: JOIN #BONEQUEST
pants: OH GOD DON'T GO THERE THAT PLACE IS FULL OF FAGS |
atandt pants |
#gotham-background |
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1,192 | 1/5/2002 | talkin' tolkien spigot: MORE LIKE ***BORED*** OF THE RINGS
spigot: MORE LIKE ***LONG*** OF THE RINGS
spigot: LOAD OF THE CRAP
spigot: FILK OF THE FACE
spigot: SUCK OF THE DICK |
spigot |
#filk #lord-of-the-rings #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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1,193 | 1/6/2002 | pants gets a reboot pants: ACTIVATING IPV4 PACKET FORWARDING
pants: STARTING RPC.PORTMAP
pants: MOUNTING REMOTE FILE SYSTEMS
pants: STARTING SYSLOG, INETD, SSHD AND LPD FOR SOME REASON
pants: LOADING THE IBCS MODULE (IN A VERY GAY WAY)
pants: APACHE START: HTTPD STARTED
pants: RUNNING GPM
pants: HURRAY I BOOTED |
pants |
#mars-background |
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1,194 | 1/7/2002 | backed up till friday spigot: THREE FUCKING CHEERS FOR MY FAT SELF
spigot: I JUST ATE A WHOLE PUMPKIN PIE IN THE LIVING ROOM
spigot: I AM SERIOUSLY LIKE AN OCTOPUS AT A BONER BUFFET
spigot: I'M GOING TO BE BACKED UP TILL FRIDAY
spigot: JUST BECAUSE IT'S IN UPPERCASE DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT GAY |
spigot |
#mars-background |
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1,195 | 1/8/2002 | upskirt pants: T SPIGOT CAN I STALK YOU WITH MY UPSKIRT CAM
spigot: YOU HAD ME AT T SPIGOT |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #upskirt #woodring-field-background |
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1,196 | 1/9/2002 | hooky spigot: I AM PLAYING HOOKY FROM WORK AND I NEED TO KNOW WHAT I SHOULD BUY AT THE STORE
deuce: STRING CHEESE
spigot: THAT DOESN'T EXACTLY CELEBRATE STAYING HOME |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #woodring-room-background |
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1,197 | 1/10/2002 | pardon me spigot: PARDON ME BUT I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL MIND |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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1,198 | 1/11/2002 | there's something about ike atandt: I LIKE IKE
atandt: HE LIKES IKE
atandt: WE LIKE IKE
atandt: THEY LIKE IKE
atandt: WE ALL LIKE IKE |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #woodring-field-background |
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1,199 | 1/12/2002 | what can i do spigot: I'M A 45-YEAR-OLD MAN WHO'S ANGERED BY SPAM!!! WHAT CAN I DO???
spigot: I'M A USELESS HOUSEWIFE WHO'D LIKE TO GET A WEB PAGE!!! WHAT CAN I DO???
spigot: I'M A GRAD STUDENT WHO'D LIKE TO BRING EMAIL TO THIRD-WORLD CULTURES. WHAT CAN I DO???
spigot: DO THESE PEOPLE EXIST |
spigot |
#spam #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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1,200 | 1/13/2002 | pringle(s) spigot: I CAN OPEN A CAN OF PRINGLES USING JUST MY TEETH AND BOTH HANDS AND A CAN OPENER |
spigot |
#woodring-room-background |
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1,201 | 1/14/2002 | hot pricks spigot: I'M PH-BALANCED FOR HOT PRICKS
spigot: HOT MEANING THEY BURN MY MOUTH
spigot: I NEED SOME CORT-AID |
spigot |
#swamp-background |
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1,202 | 1/15/2002 | consenting adults deuce: WHAT CONSENTING ADULTS DO WITHIN THE PRIVACY OF THEIR OWN HOME IS STILL DISGUSTING |
deuce |
#mars-background |
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1,203 | 1/16/2002 | what dreams may come spigot: WHAT DREAMS MAY COME
spigot: AND GOD BLESS GRANDMA
spigot: AND GOD BLESS GRANDPA
spigot: AND HURRRRRRK AND GLLLLK AND BLOWJOBS |
spigot |
#woodring-field-background |
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1,204 | 1/17/2002 | gayer than thou pants: GAYER THAN THOU
deuce: PERHAPS
deuce: PERHAPS NOT |
deuce pants |
#white-background |
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1,205 | 1/18/2002 | best thing deuce: YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST THING ABOUT TITS ARE ??
deuce: THEY DON'T TALK |
deuce |
#custom-background |
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1,206 | 1/19/2002 | i have a question pants: I HAVE A QUESTION
pants: DOES CHERRY COKE MAKE YOU GAY
pants: I'M ASKING FOR A FRIEND YOU SEE |
pants |
#mountain-background |
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1,207 | 1/20/2002 | mail from asia atandt: PORN STAR ASIA CARRERA WRITES: "BOY, THAT CARTOON ABOUT ME WAS HYSTERICAL. YOU GUYS SHOULD GET A JOB WITH ROSANNE. THEN YOU CAN ALL BE NOT FUNNY TOGETHER... "
atandt: THANKS FOR THE LETTER LADY
atandt: NEXT TIME ATTACH SOME JPEGS, IT IS DIFFICULT BEATING OFF TO ASCII
pants: WAIT WAIT ASK HER IF SHE RUNS LINUX |
atandt pants |
#asia-carrera #linux #not-funny #porn #reader-mail #roseanne #typo #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,208 | 1/21/2002 | bukkake spigot: I WAS GOING TO COMMIT SEPPUKU BUT I ACCIDENTALLY COMMITTED BUKKAKE |
spigot |
#bukkake #cum #japan #semen #seppuku #spigot-solo #suicide #woodring-field-background |
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1,209 | 1/22/2002 | jerktest atandt: THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY JERK SYSTEM
atandt: THE JERK YOU'VE JUST HEARD WAS A TEST
atandt: IF THIS WAS AN ACTUAL JERK
atandt: YOU'D BE ALL STICKY |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #jizz #this-is-a-test #woodring-field-background |
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1,210 | 1/23/2002 | content is king spigot: JUST GET ME TO THE BEAT OFF SHIT
spigot: CONTENT IS KING
spigot: HURRRRRRRR 1998
spigot: OBTASTELESS: I TOOK A SHIT |
spigot |
#spigot #spigot-solo #usenet #woodring-room-background |
|
1,211 | 1/24/2002 | in dreams pants: ARE YOU THE VALID FILEHANDLE I'VE BEEN DREAMING OF |
pants |
#mountain-background #pants-solo #sfw #unix |
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1,212 | 1/25/2002 | wonderful acoustics spigot: DO YA KNOW / WHERE YOU'RE GOIN' TO
spigot: DO YA LIKE / THE THINGS THAT / LIFE IS SHOWIN' YOU
spigot: CAN I START / BY BLOWIN' YOU
spigot: BAM BAM BAM SIR IN THE STALL NEXT TO MY OWN
pants: AREN'T THE ACOUSTICS IN HERE WONDERFUL |
pants spigot |
#blowjob #diana-ross #pants-spigot #singing #sir-in-the-next-stall #stall #stall-bamming #toilet-antics |
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1,213 | 1/26/2002 | going next door spigot: I'M GOING NEXT DOOR TO FAGGO'S PIZZA AND GET SOME JERKSAUCE |
spigot |
#jerksauce #pizza #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
1,214 | 1/27/2002 | january 27th 2002 atandt: YOU KNOW
pants: WHAT?
pants: OK |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,215 | 1/28/2002 | try as i might spigot: TRY AS I MIGHT I JUST CAN'T EXPLAIN AWAY THESE COCKS
spigot: I'LL JUST CHALK IT UP TO INEXPERIENCE
spigot: MY MOUTH IS SORE, YES, BUT I'LL HAVE NO MORE CURIOSITY ABOUT THIS BIZARRE COVER-UP
spigot: ALSO MY MOUTH IS NOT A COIN-OP
spigot: I'M NOT ON HERE FOR MY HEALTH YOU DUMB FUCKS
spigot: ARRRRRR I'M PEG-LEG PETE
spigot: ALL RIGHT PANSY PETE
spigot: DOWN AND OUT IN JERKCITY |
spigot |
#arrgh #health #pirate #spigot-solo #typo #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,216 | 1/29/2002 | reese witherspoon deuce: IF I CHANGE MY NAME TO REESE WITHERSPOON CAN I AT LEAST GET SOME
pants: ALL RIGHT
pants: I WILL WAIT FOR THE COURT ORDER BEFORE I HUALGHLUAHLUAHLUAHLAG WHO AM I TRYING TO FOOL HERE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicklicking #woodring-field-background |
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1,217 | 1/30/2002 | holy jeez spigot: HERE'S MY PORTFOLIO
spigot: LOOK OUT
spigot: HOLY JEEZ
spigot: NOW THE WIND IS CARRYING IT AWAY
spigot: MY VISUAL AIDS |
spigot |
#physical-comedy #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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1,218 | 1/31/2002 | usenet porn deuce: HANDS UP !!! WHO FINDS TRANSVESTITE AND TRANSSEXUAL PORN AROUSING ?????????
deuce: WHAT ?????? NO ONE ON THE ENTIRE FUCKING PLANET ???????????????????????
deuce: SO YOU CAN STOP POSTING THEM NOW FUCKFACE |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #fuckface #porn #transsexual #transvestite #usenet #woodring-room-background |
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1,219 | 2/1/2002 | less coherent than usual spigot: KNOB HILL |
spigot |
#bay-area #coherence #incoherence #knob-hill #san-francisco #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,220 | 2/2/2002 | marrying britney pants: ARE YOU THE TALIBAN
deuce: MAYBE
deuce: WHO'S ASKING
pants: BRITNEY SPEARS-PANTS
deuce: IN THAT CASE I WILL GIVE AN UNQUALIFIED MAYBE |
deuce pants |
#britney-spears #deuce-pants #sfw #somber-deuce #taliban #woodring-room-background |
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1,221 | 2/3/2002 | i've been here the whole time people spigot: I'VE BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME PEOPLE
spigot: I WILL RAPE A VIRGIN TO CLEANSE MYSELF OF AIDS/HIV |
spigot |
#africa #aids #hiv #no-greytext #rape #spigot-solo #virgin #woodring-field-background |
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1,222 | 2/4/2002 | the dreaded electric pencil sharpener pants: MMMMMFFPTHPTPPTHTPHTHFHFTTHTHHH
pants: MY BONER HAS ITS OWN STORY
pants: CHAPTER 1: IN THE BEGINNING THERE WERE DICKS
pants: CHAPTER 2: PLAYING WITH IT, SHAPING IT, CAPPING IT OFF
pants: CHAPTER 9: OPENING THE UMBRELLA UP INSIDE ME
pants: CHAPTER 28: THE DREADED ELECTRIC PENCIL SHARPENER
pants: HURRRRRRANG HUHHHHH
pants: (CHANGING PITCH) HUHHH GHLLGULGLKLG |
pants |
#boner #dicks #pants-solo #pencil-sharpener #umbrella #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,223 | 2/5/2002 | soliloquy deuce: I LOVE DICK
deuce: NOT YOUR DICK JUST DICK IN GENERAL
deuce: DICK AS A CONCEPT
deuce: AN IDEALIZED ALGHSLGHS |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #deucegrin #dick #platonic-idealism #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,224 | 2/6/2002 | stoned again hanford: ARE YOU STONED ON THE SET AGAIN
pants: MY GOOD MAN WHAT ON EARTH GIVES YOU THAT IDEA
hanford: WELL ...
pants: YES GO ON
hanford: THE BONG, THE BAG OF DOPE, THE LIGHTERS
pants: I SEE
hanford: THAT BONG POKER YOU FASHIONED OUT OF A WIRE COAT HANGER
pants: ISN'T IT CUTE
hanford: THESE ROLLING PAPERS, THIS BRICK OF HASH
pants: HMM
pants: IS THAT ALL YOU'VE GOT
deuce: CASE DISMISSED |
deuce hanford pants |
#bong #deuce-hanford-pants #dope #drugs #hash #marijuana #pot-smoking #stoned #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background |
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1,225 | 2/7/2002 | look here for great values deuce: DON'T EVER /P ME AGAIN
atandt: LOOK HERE FOR GREAT VALUES
deuce: I'M LOOKING UNDERNEATH YOUR SKIRT BUT I'M NOT FINDING ANYTHING (JUST A CUNT)
atandt: KEEP LOOKING
deuce: DUDE A PACK OF CIGARETTES |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-connect #cigarette #cunt #deucegrin #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,226 | 2/8/2002 | one more time pants: I'M ONLY GOING TO EXPLAIN THIS ONE MORE TIME SO I WANT YOU TO PAY CLOSE ATTENTION
pants: I CANNOT BEAT OFF OR EVEN GET AN ERECTION UNLESS I CAN SMELL THE CATBOX AND THAT IS WHY IT HAS TO BE IN HERE WITH US |
pants |
#cant-beat-off-if #catbox #pants-solo #poo #woodring-room-background |
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1,227 | 2/9/2002 | from 6pm to 8pm atandt: T DEUCE I'D LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT I'LL BE WANG CHUNGING FROM 6PM TO 8PM TONIGHT
deuce: T ATANDT YOU ANNOUNCE THAT EVERY SINGLE DAY SIR
atandt: T DEUCE CAN'T STOP THE CHUNGING
deuce: T ATANDT WANG CHUNG MEANS "PERFECT BLOWJOB" |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #blowjob #drunk-deuce #scheduling #wang-chung #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,228 | 2/10/2002 | apollo 13 spigot: OKAY PEOPLE THE APOLLO 13 IS BROKEN AGAIN
spigot: SOMEONE GET OUT AND PUSH |
spigot |
#apollo-13 #filler-panel #nasa #sfw #space #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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1,229 | 2/11/2002 | sort of spurting pants: I'M SORT OF SPURTING HERE TOO IF YOU CARE
pants: IF YOU FUCKING CARE AT ALL ABOUT ME HERE
pants: HERE SPURTING
pants: OKAY DONE SPURTING THE PLACE UP HERE
pants: HI |
pants |
#pants-solo #spurt #woodring-room-background |
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1,230 | 2/12/2002 | eating out deuce: BEST PART ABOUT EATING OUT IS EATING YOU OUT |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #mousehole #oral-sex #woodring-room-background |
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1,231 | 2/13/2002 | locate deuce atandt: COMPUTER
atandt: LOCATE DEUCE
atandt: COMPUTER
atandt: LOCATE DEUCE
atandt: COMPUTER
atandt: SIGH
atandt: FOLKS MY STAR TREK COMMUNICATOR IS BROKEN
deuce: T ATANDT YOU HAVE TO TAP IT LIKE THEY DO IN THE NEXT GENERATION |
atandt deuce |
#computer #folks #nerd #sfw #star-trek #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,232 | 2/14/2002 | evil spirits deuce: JERKING OFF WILL KEEP THE EVIL SPIRITS AWAY
deuce: OR AT LEAST FEEL GOOD |
deuce |
#desperation #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #filler-panel #jerking #spirit #woodring-room-background |
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1,233 | 2/15/2002 | where are you now that we need you pants: IS IT JUST ME OR IS IT MORE PUNK ROCK TO LIKE STARBUCKS AND LISTEN TO MADONNA |
pants |
#madonna #pants-solo #sfw #starbucks #woodring-room-background |
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1,234 | 2/16/2002 | no i guess not pants: WILL YOU PLEASE MASTURBATE TO MY FACE
deuce: OKAY I CAN DO THAT
pants: GET READY TO ROCK STEADY
deuce: HOLD IT
deuce: HOLD IT
deuce: SPENT
pants: DO YOU MIND IF I OPEN MY MOUTH WIDE AND WAGGLE MY TONGUE
deuce: NO I GUESS NOT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #jerking #masturbation #mouth #mouth-of-pants #tongue |
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1,235 | 2/17/2002 | a proof of life deuce: NEXT TIME I ASK FOR A PROOF OF LIFE I WOULD LIKE SOMETHING OTHER THAN STILL-WARM SHIT |
deuce |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-solo #mousehole #proof #shit #woodring-room-background |
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1,236 | 2/18/2002 | sir i must insist pants: COCKS ???
atandt: DICKS !!!
pants: WHAT ??? NO !!! COCKS
atandt: SIR I MUST INSIST: DICKS
pants: NO NO I PROTEST: COCKS
atandt: DICKS OVER COCKS
pants: COCKS INSTEAD OF DICKS??? OUTRAGOUS
atandt: MY GOOD MAN
pants: COME WITH ME
atandt: MY GOD MAN |
atandt pants |
#argument #atandt-pants #cocks #dicks #fighting-irish-pose #huffy-pants #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,237 | 2/19/2002 | speak english or die deuce: T PANTS UNER DICKLICKEN
pants: T DEUCE ENGLISH
deuce: T PANTS SRAUMEN UNEN BALLEN UNDER SCHIESSEN
pants: T DEUCE SPEAK ENGLISH OR DIE
deuce: T PANTS CAN I BORROW TEN DOLLARS |
deuce pants |
#ball-of-hitler #deuce-pants #german #huffy-pants #stormtroopers-of-death #woodring-room-background |
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1,238 | 2/20/2002 | back stage hanford: WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR ME TODAY
pants: OKAY OKAY UH
hanford: SIGH
pants: HOW ABOUT I SING A RADIOHEAD SONG
hanford: AND
pants: AND WE TITLE IT "KID J"
hanford: THAT JUST SUCKS
pants: BUT I
hanford: NO REALLY, THAT'S JUST LAME
pants: MY GRANDFATHER USED TO DRAW JERKCITY ???
hanford: WHAT
pants: I MEAN UH LET ME GET BACK TO YOU
hanford: LORD GIVE ME STRENGTH
hanford: SURELY I DESERVE BETTER THAN BACKSTAGE AT A WEB COMIC |
hanford pants |
#behind-the-scenes #grandfather-of-pants #hanford #hanford-pants #huffy-pants #meta #radiohead #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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1,239 | 2/21/2002 | under the couch deuce: WHERE THE HELL'S MY TIVO REMOTE |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #tivo #woodring-room-background |
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1,240 | 2/22/2002 | wumpus atandt: SIR YOU ARE SERIOUSLY HUNTING MY WUMPUS
deuce: I'M RAPING YOUR FACE TOO
atandt: THAT WAS NOT A PART OF THE SYLLABUS |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #filler-panel #hunt-the-wumpus #lesbian #rape #syllabus #woodring-field-background #wumpus |
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1,241 | 2/23/2002 | masturbating to star wars spigot: IF I WERE MASTURBATING TO STAR WARS I WOULD BE HAND SOLO
pants: WHAT ABOUT STAR TREK? |
pants spigot |
#han-solo #masturbation #pants-spigot #pun #smooth-fonts #star-trek #star-wars #woodring-field-background |
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1,242 | 2/24/2002 | everyone in marketing spigot: I CANNOT TELL IF EVERYONE IN MARKETING IS A POLISHED, PROFESSIONAL MORMON OR JUST SUPER-HIGH ON THE COKE DUST
spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO ERR ON THE SIDE OF CAUTION AND LICK ON THE SIDE OF DICKLICKING
spigot: I SEE LITTLE TO NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT |
spigot |
#cocaine #dicklicking #mormons #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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1,243 | 2/25/2002 | mars deuce: T PANTS WHAT'S UP WITH THOSE NINE EYES OF YOURS FUCKO
pants: T DEUCE I'M FROM MARS
deuce: T PANTS I WOULD ALSO HAVE ACCEPTED "ALL THE BETTER TO SUCK YOU WITH"
pants: T DEUCE I WOULD WANT TO ADD "MY DEAR" TO THAT AND THEN IT'S TOO LONG
pants: CAN I PLEASE HAVE A HUG NOW |
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #deuce-pants #hugs #mars #pants-origin #possibly-lore #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,244 | 2/26/2002 | multiple horrible monsters deuce: OCCAM'S RAZOR INDICATES THAT IT IS NOT MULTIPLE HORRIBLE MONSTERS THAT RESIDE IN MY TROUSERS BUT INSTEAD JUST ONE MONSTER |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #occams-razor #sfw #trousers #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,245 | 2/27/2002 | muppets spigot: HEY EVERYONE MUPPETS ARE ON
spigot: AND BY "MUPPETS" I MEAN FAT DICKS |
spigot |
#dicks #mousehole #muppets #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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1,246 | 2/28/2002 | the toilet stall bandit spigot: BAM BAM BAM
pants: OCCUPIED
spigot: GIMME YOUR WALLET
pants: PARDON???
spigot: GIVE IT UP WHITEY
pants: NO
spigot: GIVE IT UP HOMES
pants: NO
spigot: HOMESLICE
pants: NO
spigot: HOME FRIES
pants: NO
spigot: SEASONED CURLY FRIES
pants: NO AND NO
spigot: I'M OUT OF TOILET PAPER |
pants spigot |
#fries #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #sfw #stall #stall-bamming #toilet #toilet-paper #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,247 | 3/1/2002 | abort retry ignore fail pants: FORMAT A:
pants: YES THAT'S RIGHT I'M A POWER USER STAND BACK
pants: ABORT RETRY IGNORE FAIL
pants: OKAY WHERE'S SYSLOG ON THIS THING
pants: DOES ANYBODY REALLY THINK THE BOFH SERIES IS FUNNY
pants: MAYBE I SHOULD KNOCK OFF TO GO WATCH EASTENDERS AT THE PUB
pants: (SINGING) BATCH FILES AND BONGHITS AND GAY DICKS
pants: WELP I'D BETTER PAGE OZONE IN MEXICO BEFORE VAR DONGS FILLS UP
ozone: PROTOCOL NOT SUPPORTED NOT A HARDWARE PROBLEM STARTING FROM BOOT PROCESS
pants: THIS IS WHY THE DINOSAURS BECAME EXTINCT |
ozone pants |
#bofh #bonghit #dinosaurs #dos #eastenders #extinct #huffy-pants #multiple-backgrounds #ozone-pants #singing #unix #welp |
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1,248 | 3/2/2002 | i still see dicks spigot: I STILL SEE DICKS EVEN WITH METROWERKS DEBUG NUB INSTALLED |
spigot |
#debug #dicks #high-res #macintosh #mousehole #spigot-solo #woodring-room-backround |
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1,249 | 3/3/2002 | pornography and shock tarts atandt: I'D LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT ALL BONEQUEST PROFITS GO DIRECTLY TO PORNOGRAPHY (ALSO SHOCK TARTS)
spigot: WOULD LIKE TO COMPARE AND CONTRAST SHOCK TARTS WITH PILLSBURY TOASTER STRUDELS
spigot: THEN I WILL MAKE A FUNNY FAQ WITH ASCII ART |
atandt spigot |
#ascii-art #atandt-spigot #faq #mousehole #porn #woodring-room-background |
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1,250 | 3/4/2002 | Extreme Deuce : THINKS ABOUT THE DICK
: SEES THE DICK
: SERIOUS DICK PROCESSING UNIT |
deuce |
#anatomy #deuce #deuce-solo #ecu #white-background |
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1,251 | 3/5/2002 | get on the bus spigot: I'M BECKY SUNSHINE
spigot: NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME I BELIEVE SPIKE LEE IS TELLING ME TO GET ON THE BUS |
spigot |
#sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,252 | 3/6/2002 | did you run h2ph? atandt: I'LL PUT THE WHOLE SYSTEM ON TRIAL
pants: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH
atandt: I'M MAD AS HELL AND NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE ???
pants: YOU'RE ALL OUT OF ORDER
atandt: BIG WHEEL KEEPS ON TURNING
pants: I WON'T GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT BLABAHAB ALL RIGHT FINE HAULGBULAHABG |
atandt pants |
#a-few-good-men #atandt-pants #cocksucking #cocksucking-noises #fighting-irish-pose #huffy-pants #network #proud-mary #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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1,253 | 3/7/2002 | excuse me spigot: EXCUSE ME BUT MY BONER IS LOOSE
spigot: EVERYONE TUCK YOUR PANTS INTO YOUR SOCKS |
spigot |
#boner #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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1,254 | 3/8/2002 | one for the crow pants: ONE FOR THE CROW, PLEASE
pants: WHAT
pants: ALL RIGHT FINE ONE FOR HIGHLANDER IV THEN
pants: WHAT ?!??! WHEN ????
pants: SIGH
pants: DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING AT ALL WITH VAMPYRES OR SWORDSMEN
pants: MAYBE THE VAMPYRES HAVE SWORDS
pants: COULD YOU JUST PLEASE TAKE A CRAP IN MY MOUTH THEN |
pants |
#coprophagia #goth #highlander #huffy-pants #pants-solo #the-crow #vampyre #viscera #woodring-room-background |
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1,255 | 3/9/2002 | queer quest spigot: QUEER QUEST 2.0A1
spigot: HELP QUINCY QUEER NAVIGATE HIS WAY TO THE GOLDEN DONGS AND BALLS AND WHATEVER ELSE GETS INTO JERKCITY
spigot: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PUBLISH ME |
spigot |
#infocom #spigot-solo #text-adventure #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,256 | 3/10/2002 | two words : Brief Announcement:
: There is no truth to the rumor that gweeds will appear in an upcoming episode of Jerkcity.
spigot: TWO WORDS
spigot: PEE SPLATTERED FACES
deuce: SIR THAT'S THREE WORDS (SPUTTER) |
deuce spigot |
#announcement #caption #deuce-spigot #deucegrin #gweeds #pee #urolagnia #woodring-field-background |
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1,257 | 3/11/2002 | virtually vacuous chante: I HIT THIS WHITE MAN
chante: SIR ????? I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT THIS !!! I GUESS I CAN'T HOLD DOWN MY E
chante: DO YOU WANT TO CHECK YOUR E-MAIL ??? NO ??? |
chante |
#chante-solo #credited-woman #edited #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,258 | 3/12/2002 | hmmmmmm deuce: I WANT YOU TO PUT YOUR MOUTH ON MY BALLS AND HUM
pants: HMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMM |
deuce pants |
#balls #eazy-e #hum #mousehole #nwa #smooth-fonts #woodring-room-background |
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1,259 | 3/13/2002 | a moment's pause pants: HUGALUGAHUGAGAHULAHGLUHAULGHLHAG
pants: BLAGHLUABLALUGBLAGLGAHULBAGHLUGAHULAHLAGHBLALGUHAG
pants: HALUBGALUGHLBAGLHUBAGAGHALUALUGBAG
pants: LGAUHGLBAGBLUABLAGULABGALGUHALBGLUBAG
pants: BULAGBALGBHALUGHALUHGVBALGBLAG
pants: PFFT PFFFFFT CAT HAIR PFFFT
pants: LUGHBALAULGBLAGHULBAGLUBAGLHUALHALG |
pants |
#cat-hair #cocksucking-noises #pants-solo #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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1,260 | 3/14/2002 | hi atandt :HEY: ATANDT
deuce: FUCK YOU
atandt: NOT THE WELCOME I WAS EXPECTING
atandt: BUT IT'S A WELCOME NONE THE LESS
atandt: IN CONCLUSION: FREE BLOWJOBS |
atandt deuce HEY |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #blowjob #caption #drunk-deuce #fuck-you #white-background |
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1,261 | 3/15/2002 | This Just In pants: IF I WERE A NEWSCASTER I'D BE STONE D. PHILLIPS |
pants |
#marijuana #news #pants-solo #smooth-fonts #this-just-in #woodring-field-background |
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1,262 | 3/16/2002 | inevitable results atandt: DANCING CAN LEAD TO FORNICATION |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #dancing #fornication #woodring-room-background |
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1,263 | 3/17/2002 | Mideast Violence spigot: ANNAN ADDRESSES MIDEAST VIOLENCE
spigot: DEAR MIDEAST VIOLENCE.
spigot: HOW ARE YOU? I AM FINE. |
spigot |
#dongs #how-are-you-i-am-fine #letter #politics #sfw #smooth-fonts #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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1,264 | 3/18/2002 | beating off :pants: THE ONE WITH 8 OR 9 EYES, NOT SHOWN IN THIS EPISODE --ED.
deuce: T SPIGOT I HAVE PROOF THAT PANTS AND ATANDT ARE KISSING LATE AT NIGHT
spigot: I WOULD BE INTERESTED IN BEATING OFF TO THIS PROOF |
deuce spigot |
#angry-panel #beating-off #caption #deuce-spigot #kiss #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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1,265 | 3/19/2002 | completely stimulating pants: IT'S COMPLETELY STIMULATING
pants: IT REALLY IS |
pants |
#pants-solo #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,266 | 3/20/2002 | CHOMO pants: IN LONDON THEY'RE CALLED HAEMERROIDES
deuce: WHATEVER PAEDOPHILE
pants: CHOMO |
deuce pants |
#british-english #deuce-pants #lets-make-a-deal #smooth-fonts #woodring-field-background |
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1,267 | 3/21/2002 | welp pants: TOP 10 WEIRD USENET THINGS I GOOGLED YESTERDAY WELP BETTER EAT A BURRITO |
pants |
#pants-solo #sfw #usenet #welp #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,268 | 3/22/2002 | eating the shed atandt: WHERE DID THE BANDWIDTH GO
atandt: OH GODDAMNIT PANTS BROKE INTO THE SHED AND HE'S EATING IT
atandt: GET OUT OF THERE YOU STUPID ASSHOLE
pants: CHOMP SLOBBER BUHHHHHHHH THIS IS DELICIOUS NUHHHHHHHH |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #bandwidth #bonequest-hd #nuggh #woodring-field-background |
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1,269 | 3/23/2002 | sore prick spigot: REPEAT: NOT JOKING ABOUT HOW MY LIFE IS IN THE TOILET
spigot: HURRRRRRR HUH WAKING UP AT 3AM WONDERING
spigot: BLUHHHHHHHHHHHHH BEATING OFF AND GOING BACK TO BED
spigot: WAKING UP AND BEATING OFF BECAUSE I FORGOT I ALREADY DID THAT
spigot: URF OOF SORE PRICK MUST KEEP BEATING AND PULLING |
spigot |
#no-greytext #scared-spigot #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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1,270 | 3/24/2002 | top five percent spigot: WHOEVER IS IN CHARGE OF JIZZ PLEASE ANGLE IT OVER YONDER
deuce: I HAVE SOME HANDY
spigot: THEN YOU ARE TRULY IN MY TOP 5% OF ALL WEBSITES |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #jizz #woodring-room-background |
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1,271 | 3/25/2002 | one thing spigot: CAN I JUST SAY ONE THING
spigot: I SURE LIKE SUCKING DICK
deuce: WORD
spigot: THANKS
deuce: ZZZZZZZ
spigot: JUST HAD TO COME BACK AND SAY PLEASE KEEP WHAT I SAID BEFORE CONFIDENTIAL
deuce: ZZZZ
deuce: ZZZZZZZZZ
deuce: ZZZZZ
spigot: NOT FROM THE FAGS THOUGH |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dicksucking #drunk-deuce #fag #sleep #woodring-room-background |
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1,272 | 3/26/2002 | eisenhower warned us atandt: I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS MOMENT TO WARN YOU ALL ABOUT THE FECO-INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX
pants: I USED TO LIKE IKE BUT NOW I CAN'T DECIDE BETWEEN GEORGE, PAUL OR JOHN |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #beatles #fighting-irish-pose #huffy-pants #ike #nobody-likes-ringo #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,273 | 3/27/2002 | training day pants: I'M GOING TO BE IN THE GLORY HOLE OLYMPICS
spigot: GO FOR THE GOLD
pants: RUN FOR THE ROSES |
pants spigot |
#glory-hole #olympics #pants-spigot #woodring-room-background |
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1,274 | 3/28/2002 | flip flip flip atandt: CAN YOU RETURN TO THE PART WHERE YOUR FACE IS IN MY LAP?
deuce: I'M NOT FAMILIAR WITH THAT PARTICULAR SCENE
deuce: FLIP FLIP FLIP
deuce: I DON'T SEE IT HERE IN THE SCRIPT
deuce: FLIP FLIP FLIP
deuce: NOPE CAN'T FIND IT
pants: T DEUCE HERE ON PAGE 28, IT'S A FOOTNOTE
deuce: T PANTS STAY OUT OF THIS
pants: POV: STARING AT A PATCH OF 501 BLUE JEANS, EXTREME CLOSEUP
pants: T DEUCE DON'T WORRY THIS IS ONLY FOR THE DIRECTOR'S CUT
deuce: T PANTS I SAID I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP
pants: T DEUCE HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING |
atandt deuce pants |
#501-jeans #atandt-deuce-pants #bonequest-hi-fi #deja-vu #directors-cut #drinking #drunk-deuce #flip-flip-flip #huffy-pants #lap #weird-pants-face #white-background |
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1,275 | 3/29/2002 | the things we find on usenet part i spigot: IT'S NOT ENOUGH JUST TO LIKE JENNA JAMESON YOU HAVE TO ALSO CREATE A JENIDX.JPG
spigot: WHAT A COMPLETE SURPRISE THAT JAPAN.GIF WAS A COMPLETE DISAPPOINTMENT
spigot: I ALSO THINK BLACKHUNG.JPG IS SOMEWHAT MISLEADING |
spigot |
#filename #jenna-jameson #series #spigot-solo #usenet |
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1,276 | 3/30/2002 | the things we find on usenet part ii deuce: MONEY.ZIP
deuce: VIEW.EXE
deuce: INTRO_TO_AOL.TAR
deuce: WIFEY.AVI
deuce: I HOPE YOU GO EASIER ON MY NUTS THAN USUAL |
deuce |
#aol #bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #filename #nuts #series #usenet #woodring-room-background |
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1,277 | 3/31/2002 | end county maintained road atandt: DO I LOOK FAT
spigot: ONLY ABOUT THE FACE NECK HEAD ASS LEGS SHOULDERS AND BALLS
atandt: BE MY FRIEND
atandt: PAPAL INFIDELITY |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #balls #fat #fighting-irish-pose #nonstandard-title-panel #pope #road-sign #self-conscious #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,278 | 4/1/2002 | wegsleepregeling spigot: I WILL SEE YOUR HONK AND RAISE YOU A BONK AND SOMETHING INVOLVING A DONK??? A CHONK??? WHATEVER IS MORE RACIST
pants: I FOLD |
pants spigot |
#deja-vu #honk #nonstandard-title-panel #pants-spigot #photo #poker #raise-you-a #rhyming #road-sign #wegsleepregeling #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,279 | 4/2/2002 | where is that goddamn water closet pants: HELLO ?????? IS ANYBODY HERE ???
spigot: SORRY THIS IS NOT THE DORK SQUAD OR THE DOOFUS CLUB OR THE DICKLICKER SOCIETY |
pants spigot |
#dicklicker-society #dicklicking #doofus-club #dork-squad #nonstandard-title-panel #pants-spigot #road-sign #title-mismatch #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,280 | 4/3/2002 | floater 101 atandt: I RATE THIS POO A C+ FOR EFFORT, STYLE
pants: DID I JUST FLUSH YOUR REPORT CARD |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #fighting-irish-pose #huffy-pants #mousehole #report-card #woodring-room-background |
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1,281 | 4/4/2002 | for the record deuce: I WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT FOR THE RECORD THAT I AM A SURVIVOR
pants: IN THAT YOU HAVE ENDURED SOMETHING ABOVE AND BEYOND THE REST OF HUMANITY
pants: AND SOMEHOW MADE IT THROUGH ????? OR THAT NOTHING BAD HAPPENED TODAY
deuce: I BROKE A NAIL
pants: BUT YOU SURVIVED
pants: OR IS THIS THE AFTERLIFE
deuce: RIGHT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #huffy-pants #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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1,282 | 4/5/2002 | doctor dong pants: DEAR DOCTOR DONG
pants: MY FACE IS DRENCHED WITH SEED
pants: PLEASE MARK FIXED/CLOSED |
pants |
#bug-report #doctor-dong #dongs #facial #pants-solo #spurt #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,283 | 4/6/2002 | cocks up five deuce: STOCK OPTIONS PLEASE
spigot: COCKS ARE UP FIVE POINTS
deuce: BUY LIKE CRAZY
deuce: EITHER THAT OR SELL
spigot: IN FACT MY OWN PERSONAL STRATEGY IS TO SELL THEM WHEN THEY'RE POKING AT ME AND THEN BUY THEM ALL UP AFTER THEY SPURT |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #finance #mad-money #poking #spurt #stocks #woodring-field-background |
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1,284 | 4/7/2002 | oh won't you shut up ozone: IT SEEMS PANTS CANNOT SHUT UP ABOUT THE UPCOMING SPIDER-MAN MOVIE
ozone: OH WON'T YOU SHUT UP
pants: MY VACUUM CLEANER BROKE AGAIN AND ALSO I MIGHT BE GAY |
ozone pants |
#gay #movies #ozone-pants #spider-man #vacuum-cleaner #woodring-field-background |
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1,285 | 4/8/2002 | holy jesus deuce: THERE'S SERIOUS MESSING OF MY BUSINESS SUIT GOING ON HERE
deuce: I WILL FIND THE CULPRIT IF IT IS THE LAST THING I DO
deuce: HURBLE BURBLE I LIKE POO |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #jesus #mousehole #poo #woodring-room-background |
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1,286 | 4/9/2002 | mystery core file pants: I'M THAT MYSTERY CORE FILE SITTING AROUND LIKE A PILE OF SHIT NOBODY WILL CLEAN UP |
pants |
#core #core-file #pants-solo #pile-of-shit #shit #unix #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,287 | 4/10/2002 | stalking my dog spigot: DAY ONE DIGS IN THE DIRT AND SLEEPS
spigot: DAY TWO EATS THEN SLEEPS IN THE SUN
spigot: DAY THREE OBVIOUSLY WORKING ON PLAN TO ABUSE USENET |
spigot |
#dog #sfw #spigot-solo #usenet #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,288 | 4/11/2002 | face it tiger you hit the jackpot pants: THE DARK PHOENIX SAGA
spigot: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
pants: J.K. SIMMONS AS J. JONAH JAMESON
spigot: I CANNOT UNDERSTAND
pants: FACE IT TIGER YOU HIT THE JACKPOT
spigot: YOU LEFT YOUR BONG AT MY MOM'S HOUSE |
pants spigot |
#bong #face-it-tiger #jackpot #jk-simmons #marvel #mousehole #pants-spigot #spider-man #title-mismatch #woodring-room-background |
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1,289 | 4/12/2002 | not enough curry atandt: I NEVER MET A POO I DIDN'T LIKE
pants: CURRY GIVES IT FLAVOR
atandt: I MEANT PLATONICALLY |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #coprophagia #curry #plant #poo #woodring-field-background |
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1,290 | 4/13/2002 | a simple situation spigot: FOLKS WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS A VERY SIMPLE HE SAID / SHE SAID / THE COPS SAID / THE WITNESSES SAID / I CUT OFF A PROSTITUTE'S TITS SCENARIO |
spigot |
#folks #legal #police #prostitute #singing #situation #smooth-fonts #spigot-solo #violence #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,291 | 4/14/2002 | rape pool deuce: OKAY THAT'S IT EVERYBODY OUT OF THE RAPE POOL
pants: WHY IS VI LOCKED
pants: COME ON WAKE UP
pants: I MEAN SORRY SORRY LEAVING THE RAPE POOL |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #deucegrin #editor #pool #rape #smooth-fonts #unix #vi #woodring-room-background |
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1,292 | 4/15/2002 | file handles pants: W3C HTML 4.01 QUEER
pants: I'M SOME KIND OF SISSY
pants: FILE ME UNDER GAY BAKERY
pants: FUSS WITH MY NUTS
pants: CRAM THE CHEESE THAT YOU FIND
pants: WE WILL BE FILE HANDLES
deuce: I INSIST ON BEING A SOCKET
pants: STROKE, HAVING A |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #deucegrin #funloving-nonsense #html #smooth-fonts #stroke #unix #woodrng-stairs-background |
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1,293 | 4/16/2002 | richard hart spigot: HEY WHAT DID RICHARD HART SAY WHEN I STUCK MY DICK IN HIS FACE?????
spigot: I C|NUTS |
spigot |
#cnet #comedy #nuts #nuts-of-spigot #regex #smooth-fonts #spigot-solo #unix #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,294 | 4/17/2002 | what the (reprise) spigot: KISSING JESSICA STEIN
spigot: HEY HEY GIRLS AND RELATIONSHIPS AND FIGURING OUT WE'RE ALL A LITTLE GAY
spigot: COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA
spigot: I KISSED A GIRL / I KISSED A GIRL / I KISSED A GIRL / I KISSED A GIRL / I KISSED A GIRL / I KISSED A GIRL
spigot: MORE LEONARDO DICAPRIO IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: WE DON'T HAVE TO SMOKE POT TO HAVE A GOOD TIME |
spigot |
#actors #communism #dope #drugs #gay #lesbian #marijuana #repetition #smooth-fonts #spigot-shrug #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,295 | 4/18/2002 | say i'm pretty deuce: MY TESTICLES
pants: I'LL LET GO WHEN YOU SAY I'M PRETTY |
deuce pants |
#cbt #deuce-pants #deuces-balls #nuts-of-deuce #testicles #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,296 | 4/19/2002 | picture of a barn |
pants |
#barn #bonequest-hi-fi #no-text #picture #sfw |
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1,297 | 4/20/2002 | pamela sue spigot: WILL PAMELA SUE AND TOMMY LEE NEVER MAKE UP |
spigot |
#celebrity #gossip #mountain-background #spigot-solo |
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1,298 | 4/21/2002 | HEY spigot: HEY |
spigot |
#abercrombie-and-fitch #asians #bonequest-hi-fi #chinaman #chinese #hey #photo-background #sfw #smooth-fonts #spigot-solo #uncategorized-background |
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1,299 | 4/22/2002 | money train deuce: TO ME ROBERT BLAKE IS THE BAD GUY FROM THE CRAPPY MOVIE WITH WESLEY SNIPES AND WOODY HARRELSON
deuce: AND I DON'T MEAN WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP FOLKS |
deuce |
#despair-panel #deuce-solo #folks #money #movies #ponyboy #wesley-snipes #woodring-room-background #woody-harrelson |
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1,300 | 4/23/2002 | wine and cheese pants: WINE AND CHEESE PARTY AT MY PLACE
pants: AND BY WINE I MEAN BEER
pants: AND BY CHEESE I MEAN THE EXTRA CHEESE ON TOP OF THE PIZZA
pants: EVERY NIGHT FOR NINE MONTHS
pants: RESULTING IN LEAKY, HORRIBLE SHITS
pants: OH THIS IS MUCH TOO PERSONAL!!! WHERE IS THE BACKSPACE KEY
spigot: ARE THE GIRLS SHOWING UP TODAY OR TOMORROW
pants: ***SPLORSH*** HURRRRGLTH BRB |
pants spigot |
#beer #diarrhea #mousehole #pants-spigot #party #pizza #planning #poo #shit #woodring-room-background |
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1,301 | 4/24/2002 | silicon valley linux users group deuce: T SPIGOT LET'S GO TO THE SILICON VALLEY LINUX USERS GROUP MEETING AND JERK EACH OTHER IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY (THEREBY GETTING KICKED OUT)
spigot: OR ASKED TO SPEAK |
deuce spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-spigot #linux #lug #silicon-valley #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,302 | 4/25/2002 | dropping our science deuce: USING LOWERCASE IS A TRAVESTY AND ALSO POSSIBLY AN AIDS INFECTION VECTOR |
deuce |
#aids #bong-shell #deuce-solo #lowercase #science #title-mismatch #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,303 | 4/26/2002 | the quest for porn pants: URK URK GOTTA FIND PORN
spigot: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
pants: I HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT !!! RIGHT NOW !!!
spigot: I WON'T STAND IN YOUR WAY
pants: BUT BUT
spigot: WHAT WHAT
pants: I ALSO MUST BEAT OFF !!! RIGHT NOW !!!
spigot: YOU NEED APPROPRIATE PORN
pants: I NEED FAMILY CIRCLE, COSMO
spigot: WILL GOOD HOUSEKEEPING DO ??
pants: THAT'S PERFECT !!! THANKS LOADS
spigot: SIGH
spigot: WHAT A NICE YOUNG MAN |
pants spigot |
#masturbation #pants-spigot #poo #porn #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,304 | 4/27/2002 | not that scott adams deuce: HOW ABOUT THAT SCOTT ADAMS' ADVENTURE WHERE YOU HAD TO KNOW WHAT FLOTSAM AND JETSAM MEANT ????
pants: BERT AND NORD GROPE EACH OTHER IN THE JOHN |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #grope #infocom #pirates-cove #scott-adams #vocabulary #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,305 | 4/28/2002 | a salacious rooster of a little man deuce: MY ONLY DEFENSE IS TO MASTURBATE VIGOROUSLY AND HOPE THAT THE PREDATOR DETERMINES THAT I AM NOT SUITABLE FOR EATING |
deuce |
#defense #deuce-solo #masturbation #woodring-field-background |
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1,306 | 4/29/2002 | cool as ice pants: DEAR EMINEM,
pants: I HOPE EIGHT MILE IS BETTER THAN CROSSROADS, GLITTER
pants: REALLY HOPING WE GET TO SEE MORE OF YOUR MIDDLE FINGER THIS YEAR !!! SO IS KIM SINGLE OR WHAT NOW ??? LOVE PANTS FROM JERKCITY |
pants |
#eight-mile #eminem #letter #pants-from-jerkcity #pants-solo #vanilla-ice #woodring-room-background |
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1,307 | 4/30/2002 | always more whores in the sea net: WELL THERE ARE ALWAYS MORE WHORES IN THE SEA
net: OR IS IT MORE FISH AT THE STRIP CLUB |
net |
#net-solo #switcheroo #whores #woodring-room-background |
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1,308 | 5/1/2002 | detective faggot's space adventure deuce: STARCROSS
deuce: PLANETFALL
deuce: ENCHANTER
pants: DETECTIVE FAGGOT'S SPACE ADVENTURE (INFOCOM'S LAST, LEAST-LOVED CREATION) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #enchanter #infocom #mousehole #planetfall #starcross #text-adventure #woodring-room-background |
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1,309 | 5/2/2002 | rear end spigot: GROSS
spigot: SOMEONE IN A PORN MOVIE JUST STUCK HIS THING UP A GIRL'S REAR END |
spigot |
#anal #bonequest-hd #girl #porn #rear-end #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,310 | 5/3/2002 | radio's greatest moments pants: I'M A ZEPPELIN
deuce: I'M A ZEPPELIN RAPER
pants: OH THE HUMANITY |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #hindenburg #history #rape #woodring-room-background #zeppelin |
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1,311 | 5/4/2002 | snipe hunt dick: HA HA REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU GUYS TOOK ME OUT IN THE WOODS ON A SNIPE HUNT ??? AND WE RAN AROUND LOOKING FOR SNIPES AND THEN YOU SAID YOU CAUGHT ONE AND I SAID LET ME SEE IT AND YOU ALL SURPRISED ME WITH RAPE
pants: OH GOD I LEFT THE SNIPE IN THE BASEMENT !!! I FORGOT TO FEED IT TODAY !!! DICK, COME DOWN HERE WITH ME AND OH CRAP THE LIGHTS DON'T WORK OH WELL FOLLOW ME CLOSELY
pants: DOWN WE GO |
dick pants |
#basement #dick-pants #rape #snipe #woodring-room-background |
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1,312 | 5/5/2002 | pants on trial pants: WE WERE FUNNING AROUND YOUR HONOR
pants: DOCTORS SAY SHE WON'T WALK AGAIN BUT PROSTITUTES DON'T NEED TO WALK
pants: THEY DO???
pants: I THOUGHT THEY COULD INCHWORM AROUND
pants: I DON'T LIKE THIS COURTROOM SCENE
pants: LET'S TALK ABOUT THE GAY BLACK COP ON THE SHIELD INSTEAD
deuce: HE'S REALLY GAY
pants: HAVE YOU SEEN HOW GODDAMN GAY HE IS
deuce: CAN I GO NOW |
deuce pants |
#cop #cops #court #deuce-pants #gay #legal #prostitute #shield #the-sheld #woodring-field-background |
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1,313 | 5/6/2002 | found in the suggestion box spigot: YOU COULD POKE THE JOINT INTO THE BURRITO AND LIGHT IT AND MAKE A BURRITO BONG LIKE THE MEXICANS FROM THE DAYS OF THE PILGRIMS |
spigot |
#bong #burritos #dope #drugs #history #marijuana #mexicans #pilgrims #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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1,314 | 5/7/2002 | six years deuce: I HAVE NOT GOTTEN AN ERECTION IN SIX YEARS
dick: LUCKY YOU |
deuce dick |
#deuce-dick #drunk-deuce #ed #erectile-dysfunction #erection #impotence #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,315 | 5/8/2002 | hoo huh 10,000 maniacs spigot: OKAY FOLKS I JUST HAVE TO SAY ONE THING
spigot: I PROMISED MYSELF I WASN'T GOING TO CRY TODAY
spigot: BUT THEN HOO HUH 10,000 MANIACS ON THE RADIO AND URF SOB DUH |
spigot |
#10000-maniacs #crying #folks #music #music-criticism #radio #sfw #spigot-solo #ten-thousand-maniacs #woodring-room-background |
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1,316 | 5/9/2002 | listen good pants: LISTEN UP AND LISTEN GOOD
pants: I CANNOT FIND MY MEDICINE
pants: THEREFORE I REQUIRE YOURS (HAND IT OVER PUNK) |
pants |
#medicine #pants-solo #punk #robbery #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,317 | 5/10/2002 | ammunition, candy bars deuce: I AM RINGING THE CHURCH BELL WHICH MEANS THE MEMBERS OF THE BLACK SEAL MUST MEET AT MY HOUSE AT MIDNIGHT TO STOCK UP ON AMMUNITION, CANDY BARS
pants: IF I DON'T TAKE MY SHARE OF AMMUNITION CAN I HAVE DOUBLE CANDY BARS
deuce: YOU ARE HEREBY EVICTED FROM THE BLACK SEAL |
deuce pants |
#black-seal #candy #deuce-pants #no-greytext #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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1,318 | 5/11/2002 | rosetta stoned deuce: HERE WE GO
pants: MY NIGGA
spigot: HOMES????????
pants: T DEUCE WHAT ARE WE SAYING
deuce: T PANTS YOU WISHED HIM LUCK IN HIS FUTURE ENDEAVORS AND HE INDICATED AN UNWILLINGNESS TO PERFORM ORAL SEX WITH YOU AND FINALLY IN RESPONSE YOU CALLED HIM A JEWBITER |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #ebonics #jewbiter #lost-in-translation #marijuana #n-bomb #oral-sex #rosetta-stone #stoned #woodring-field-background |
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1,319 | 5/12/2002 | scenes from a mall pants: ALL RIGHT WE'LL DO THE DAMN LOT COUNT
spigot: I AM COOPERATING |
pants spigot |
#fargo #mall #mousehole #pants-spigot #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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1,320 | 5/13/2002 | oh glorious hole net: I HAVE HAD SEX WITH 5000 DIFFERENT FILTHY HOLES IN BOOKSTORE WALLS
pants: 5000 AND ..... ONE |
net pants |
#glory-hole #net-pants #retrospective #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,321 | 5/14/2002 | let's get high spigot: LET'S GET HIGH AND REMEMBER OLD TIMES !!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: OHHHHHHHH MARES LICK DICKS AND DOES LICK PRICKS AND LITTLE LAMBS ARE FAGGOTS |
spigot |
#mairzy-doats #marijuana #singing #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,322 | 5/15/2002 | well i pierced my dick deuce: WELL I PIERCED MY DICK BUT THAT DID NOT REPEAT NOT MAKE ME COOL
deuce: NOW MY PISS SPRAYS EVERYWHERE |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #dick #drunk-deuce #piercing #piss #repetition #woodring-field-background |
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1,323 | 5/16/2002 | huff deuce: AND I-I WILL ALWAYS LOVE *HUFF&*
deuce: THAT'S THE NOISE I MAKE WHEN YOU COLLAPSE ONE OF MY LUNGS
spigot: THAT'S A POINTER TO AN ADDRESS TO A POINTER OR SOMETHING |
deuce spigot |
#c #deuce-spigot #dolly-parton #drunk-deuce #programming #sfw #singing #whitney-houston |
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1,324 | 5/17/2002 | you're all just jealous deuce: YOU'RE ALL JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE I'M THE HOTSTEPPER
pants: FOUR INCHES OF SNOW |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #sfw #snow #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,325 | 5/18/2002 | guest book deuce: MURDER/SUICIDE PACT
spigot: SIGNING THE "GUESTBOOK"
spigot: WINK WINK
pants: I WANT TO LIVE (CAKES, PIES) |
deuce pants spigot |
#cake #deuce-pants-spigot #guestbook #murder #pie #suicide #woodring-field-background |
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1,326 | 5/19/2002 | here comes the birthday boy spigot: T DEUCE WHAT DID YOU GET ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY
deuce: T SPIGOT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY I HAVE GOTTEN YOU: NOTHING
deuce: T SPIGOT WHICH IS ACTUALLY A POSITIVE THING SINCE USUALLY I GET YOU: A PUNCH TO THE TITS
deuce: AND BY THAT I MEAN ASSAULT AND BATTERY ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND
spigot: HONKING IT |
deuce spigot |
#assault #battery #birthday #deuce-spigot #honk #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,327 | 5/20/2002 | escape spigot: E S C A P E
spigot: SIGH!!!!! I WISH I COULD GO ON A JOURNEY AND ESCAPE THIS HIGH SCHOOL P.E. CLASS
spigot: I WISH PINK FLOYD WOULD WHISK ME AWAY TO THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON!!!!!!!! *BONK* SOFTBALL |
spigot |
#physical-comedy #pink-floyd #sfw #spigot-shrug #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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1,328 | 5/21/2002 | avoid freezer burn pants: AUTO-EROTIC BELT HANGING IN THE CLOSET ??? WELL ALL RIGHT BUT ONLY IF YOU BAG MY HEAD AND DIAL 999
pants: I CAN'T DECIDE WHETHER TO MOLEST YOU OR KILL YOU
pants: I'M GOING TO BAG YOU AND FREEZE YOU FOR LATER (MY FINAL ANSWER) |
pants |
#autoerotic-asphyxiation #pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
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1,329 | 5/22/2002 | turtle neck atandt: SO GUYS -- YES OR NO ON THE GREY TURTLENECK? TOO FAGGY?
deuce: IT VERIFIED THAT YOU'RE OLD
atandt: SHIT |
atandt deuce |
#mousehole #old #turtleneck #woodring-room-background |
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1,330 | 5/23/2002 | assume the position deuce: WHEN YOU ASSUME YOU MAKE AN ASS OUT OF (NUCLEAR BOMB GOES OFF) |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #nuclear-weapons #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,331 | 5/24/2002 | a fine romance spigot: HUHHHHHHHHH I'M AS FAT AS I AM ON TV
deuce: THAT SEEMS LIKE A STRANGE THING TO CALL THE BATHROOM
spigot: URMPH SON OF A HONK URF GUH THIS IS A FINE ROMANCE |
deuce spigot |
#afraid-deuce #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #honk #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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1,332 | 5/25/2002 | shame deuce: THE TIKI MASK HIDES MY SHAME |
deuce |
#cant-beat-off-if #deuce-solo #sad-deuce #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,333 | 5/26/2002 | what kind of hose spigot: WELL LADY I WOULD LIKE TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION ABOUT JERKCITY BY WAY OF FORCE-FEEDING YOU MY DICK LIKE A HOSE
pants: A GREEN HARDEN HOSE I HOPE
spigot: T PANTS WHAT KIND OF HOSE IS REALLY NONE OF YOUR CONCERN
pants: T SPIGOT I AM THAT LADY |
pants spigot |
#beatles #green-garden-hose #pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,334 | 5/27/2002 | mutants outside the gates deuce: YOU ARE OSTRACIZED FROM THE HERD
pants: MUST I LIVE IN THE OUTLANDS WITH THE MUTANTS ??? OY VEY
deuce: THE MU-TANTS IN THIS ISLAND EARTH WITH THE BIG HEADS
pants: THEY CANNOT GET OVER THE DENCE AND DO NOT LIKE OUR TORCHES SO WE ARE SAFE FOR THE TIME BEING
pants: WE SHOULD NOT HAVE KILLED WHITEY
deuce: WHAT A BAD IDEA THAT WAS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #jews #oy-vey #sfw #whitey #woodring-field-background |
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1,335 | 5/28/2002 | all that for a for loop deuce: M4_DEFINE(`M4_FOR',`M4_IFELSE(`$#', 0, ``$0'', `M4_PUSHDEF(`$1', `$2')M4__FOR(`$1', `$2', `$3',`$4')M4_POPDEF(`$1')')')M4_DEFINE(`M4__FOR',`$4`'M4_IFELSE(M4_DEFN(`$1'), `$3', , `M4_DEFINE(`$1', M4_INCR(M4_DEFN(`$1')))M4__FOR(`$1', `$2',`$3', `$4')')')
deuce: ALL THAT FOR A FOR LOOP
pants: I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE
deuce: T PANTS M4 IS PRIMARILY A RECURSIVE LANGUAGE YOU SEE SIR
pants: AND I BRING YOU THIS MOEBIUS STRIP OF DICK GOBBLE GOGGLE HULAG HULAGAGHLAG MMMM DUHH HERE THEY COME BLBLBLBL (BONG NOISES) |
deuce pants |
#bong-noises #deja-vu #deuce-pants #hellfire #m4 #marijuana #programming #the-crazy-world-of-arthur-brown #unix |
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1,336 | 5/29/2002 | three short plays spigot: TAKEN SADDEN SONG / UND MAKEN IT MORE VUNDERBAR
spigot: LET'S PLAY CODE YOU CAN BE MATH.H AND I CAN SUCK YOUR BIG QUEER DICK THEN I CAN BE STRCMP AND YOU CAN COMPARE MY BALLS THEN TOGETHER WE CAN PLOT CURVES IN SOME SORT OF STACK BASED LANGUAGE
spigot: SERIOUSLY THERE'S HAY IN MY PANTS |
spigot |
#balls #beatles #c #computer #computer-science #computers #german-accent #hay #programming #singing #spigot-solo |
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1,337 | 5/30/2002 | boba fett through the glory hole deuce: BOBA FETT IS DEFINITELY SUCKING ME OFF THROUGH THE GLORY HOLE
deuce: MAYBE IT'S JABBA THE HUT
deuce: IT'S HARD TO TELL WHEN ALL YOU HAVE TO FEEL AROUND IN THERE IS YOUR DICK |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #glory-hole #mousehole #star-wars #woodring-room-background |
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1,338 | 5/31/2002 | maybe you've met my husband spigot: HURBLE GURBLE I'M ABRAHAM LINCOLN
spigot: MAYBE YOU'VE MET MY HUSBAND, JOHNNY CHOKEALOT
spigot: ALL ABORD THE USS FACEPAINT
spigot: NOW THEY CALL ME PLOWBOY AND I'D RATHER DISCUSS SOMETHING ELSE
spigot: ACTUALLY MY QUICKCAM TELLS ME YOU ARRIVED AT 9:10
spigot: ANYHOO OFF TO OAKLAND FOR DARK MEAT
spigot: BE QUIET I'M TRYING TO SHOVE THIS BEER DOWN MY PANTS |
spigot |
#abraham-lincoln #beer #dicklicking #funloving-nonsense #oakland #quickcam #spigot-solo |
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1,339 | 6/1/2002 | gay signals spigot: PISS
spigot: HONK
spigot: PISS
spigot: HONK HONK
spigot: PISS
spigot: HONK HONK HONK HONK
spigot: GAY SIGNALS
pants: I SEE
pants: ARE YOU A CRIP OR A BLOOD OR JUST A COCKSUCKER
spigot: I |
pants spigot |
#cocksucking #gay-signals #honk #mousehole #pants-spigot #piss #repetition #woodring-room-background |
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1,340 | 6/2/2002 | pants' pepperoni hot pockets spigot: T DEUCE HELP ME THINK OF A REASON WHY PANTS' PEPPERONI HOT POCKETS WOULD BE MISSING FROM THE FREEZER THAT DOESN'T POINT TO ME
spigot: SO FAR I'VE THOUGHT OF "DEUCE ATE THEM" |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #fatness #hot-pockets #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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1,341 | 6/3/2002 | this lousy t-shirt atandt: I DECOMISSIONED V2S AT PENNEMUNDE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY T SHIRT |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #sfw #woodring-room-background #wwii |
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1,342 | 6/4/2002 | elbow grease deuce: I DON'T NEED THE 40 THE GAT OR THE BLUNT
spigot: JUST SOME GOOD OLD FASHIONED ELBOW GREASE |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #ebonics #gat #marijuana #woodring-field-background |
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1,343 | 6/5/2002 | buffalo gal(s) spigot: BUFFALO GAL WON'T YOU LICK ON MY DONG / LICK ON MY DONG / LICK ON MY DONG
spigot: OKAY I WILL WIDEN THE SCOPE AND SUGGEST THAT ANYONE CAN LICK MY DONG
spigot: EVEN UNEMPLOYED PEOPLE??????????? YES!!!!!!!!! |
spigot |
#dicklicking #singing #spigot-solo #underwater #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,344 | 6/6/2002 | actually inside the box spigot: VRML SURE IS USEFUL
spigot: LOOK PEOPLE COME TAKE A TOUR OF THIS BOX
spigot: WOOOO HOOO HEY NOW THE BOX IS SLOWLY ROTATING HERE FREAKING ME OUT
spigot: OH LOOK NOW IT'S LIKE WE'RE ACTUALLY *INSIDE* THE BOX
spigot: MACSBUG
deuce: I'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU'D STOP USING MY MOUTH AS A TOILET |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #macintosh #macsbug #toilet #urolagnia #vrml #woodring-field-background |
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1,345 | 6/7/2002 | 1-186 not covered deuce: 187 - HOMICIDE
pants: 188 - HOMOS IN THE TOILETS AGAIN (GET THE HOSE, THE HOMO HOSE THIS TIME)
spigot: $1.89 - SEEDLESS GRAPES |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #homo-hose #hose #list #police-codes |
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1,346 | 6/8/2002 | deuce remained silent spigot: SCREW THE LIDS ON TIGHT OR THE URINE LEAKS ALL OVER THE TRUNK |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #no-greytext #urine #woodring-room-background |
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1,347 | 6/9/2002 | at least they aren't pants: FIVE
spigot: LOWER
pants: TWO
spigot: HIGHER
pants: THREE
spigot: HIGHER
pants: FOUR ???
spigot: YOU FOUND THE DICK
pants: I THOUGHT WE WERE PLAYING FOR MATCHSTICKS |
pants spigot |
#bored-pants #coy-pants #dick #game #pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,348 | 6/10/2002 | announce ment deuce: OKAY ALL YOU FUCKERS WHO ARE POSTING THE DREW FUCKING BARRYMORE PICTURES TO THE BLACKGIRL GROUPS CAN CUT IT THE FUCK OUT |
deuce |
#deuce-likes-black-chicks #deuce-solo #drew-barrymore #usenet |
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1,349 | 6/11/2002 | smooth fonts pants: LIKE CRAZY
pants: WITH THE POKING AND THE CHOKING AND THE HEY WAIT A MINUTE
pants: WHAT'S WITH THE SMOOTH FONTS
pants: WHAT THE FUCK SON
pants: HULALAHLUGHLAG SUCKING THEM ALL ANYWAY HUALGHLUAHLAG |
pants |
#cocksucking-noises #huffy-pants #pants-solo #poking-and-choking #smooth-fonts #sucking #woodring-field-background |
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1,350 | 6/12/2002 | erosion control pants: GOD HELP US ALL THE YELLOW PAGES ARE BROKEN
pants: HOW CAN THEY GO FROM EROSION CONTROL TO ESCROW WITHOUT ESCORTS ???
pants: WHAT ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH IS GOING OH HERE IT IS
pants: "ENTERTAINERS"
pants: I HAVE GOT TO GET A FAX MACHINE |
pants |
#fax #mmm-yeah-oooh-boy #pants-solo #sfw #smooth-fonts #woodring-stairs-background #yellow-pages |
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1,351 | 6/13/2002 | dick fever atandt: I'VE GOT DICK FEVER
ozone: DOES IT APPEAR AS A RASH????
atandt: ON THE RIM OF MY MOUTH!!!
ozone: OR DO YOU JUST HAVE THE HEADACHE!?!?!?!?!
atandt: AND THE RIM OF THE BONG
ozone: YEA, VERILY
net: THE SUCKING OF COCK |
atandt net ozone |
#bong #disease #herpes #rash #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,352 | 6/14/2002 | big decision pants: LET'S DO IT FOR LOVE
pants: WAIT NO
pants: LET'S DO IT FOR THE MONEY |
pants |
#decisions #love #money #pants-solo #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,353 | 6/15/2002 | free dick or else pants: LET'S PRAY TO JESUS CHRIST FOR DICK
deuce: SURELY OUR LORD AND SAVIOR WILL BRING US DICK (FOR FREE)
deuce: BECAUSE PAYING FOR DICK MAKES US SAD
pants: AND JESUS WANTS US TO BE HAPPY
pants: THEREFORE: FREE DICK OR ELSE WE WORSHIP FALSE IDOLS
deuce: HEY THE SMOOTH FONTS ARE GONE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #huffy-pants #jesus #mousehole #prayer #smooth-fonts #woodring-room-background |
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1,354 | 6/16/2002 | sam goody deuce: T SPIGOT IF YOU DO DRUGS YOU ARE AIDING TERRORISTS (OR SOMETHING)
spigot: ALSO IF I DON'T PAY FOR COMMERCIALS I'M AN ENABLER FOR DICKS TO GO UNLICKED
spigot: IN THE NORTHWEST CORNER OF THE SAM GOODY
spigot: AND THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS............ SPIDER-MAN |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #sam-goody #spider-man #unlicked-dicks #woodring-field-background |
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1,355 | 6/17/2002 | super man deuce: I KNOW THAT IF I EVER GET STRANDED ON AN ALIEN WORLD WHICH CONFERS SUPER POWERS TO ME I'LL FIGHT CRIME |
deuce |
#aliens #dc-comics #deuce-solo #superman #woodring-room-background |
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1,356 | 6/18/2002 | blowjobs & bonghits spigot: BLOWJOBS AND BONGHITS AT FOUR PM????
pants: MAKE IT FOUR TWENTY!!!
pants: HMM
spigot: HMM
pants: OKAY HANGING UP NOW
spigot: BYE
deuce: MEANWHILE, THREE HOURS LATER
pants: BRRRRRING BRRRRRING BRRRRRRRRRRRING BRRRRRRRRRING BRRRRRING
spigot: WHAT
pants: WELL?????
spigot: WELL WHAT
pants: I'M ALONE IN THE STALL
spigot: OKAY
pants: WITH MY DICK OUT
spigot: SUPER
pants: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BLOW ME AT 4:20
spigot: I DID!!!!
spigot: I BLEW YOU OFF |
deuce pants spigot |
#bonequest-hd #bonghit #cocksucking #deuce-pants-spigot #dicks #huffy-pants #leisure-town #multiple-backgrounds #on-phone #telephone #telephony |
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1,357 | 6/19/2002 | playing solitare spigot: DEAR BITCH
spigot: SOMETIMES WHEN I WATCH YOU PLAYING SOLITAIRE
spigot: I WANT TO GO OVER TO YOU AND JUST SMASH YOUR FACE IN
spigot: OTHER TIMES I LOOK AT YOU IN THE DOPEY PINK SUITS YOU
spigot: SEEM TO LIKE KNITTING FOR YOURSELF AND I WONDER
spigot: HOW YOU'D LIKE TO TAKE A FAT DICK IN THE ASS
spigot: ANYWAY, WRITE BACK. |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background #write-back |
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1,358 | 6/20/2002 | radio waves deuce: NOBODY SUCKS A COCK LIKE (STATIC) SUCKS COCK
net: T DEUCE COULD YOU REPEAT
deuce: NOBODY SUCKS A COCK (STATIC) COCK
net: SORRY I DIDN'T QUITE GET IT THAT TIME EITHER
net: I FEEL YOU HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO SAY
deuce: (STATIC) |
deuce net |
#cocksucking #deuce-net #woodring-field-background |
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1,359 | 6/21/2002 | shiny diner atandt: WAITER OH WAITER
pants: YES SIR
atandt: I ORDERED STEAK AND EGGS
pants: YES SIR
atandt: THIS IS POO
pants: PLEASE DON'T TELL THE HEALTH INSPECTOR |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #bonequest-hi-fi #dont-tell-anyone #fighting-irish-pose #mugwump-jizm #poo #waiter #woodring-field-background |
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1,360 | 6/22/2002 | a strange melange spigot: NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A STRANGE MELANGE OF DICKS AND BALLS AND GAY DADS |
spigot |
#balls #gaydads #high-res #spigot-solo #strange-melange #woodring-room-background |
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1,361 | 6/23/2002 | headward bound deuce: I'M HEADWARD BOUND
net: I'M DIRTY
net: SOMEONE CLEAN ME
deuce: WE ARE ONE
net: PROBABLY A GOOD HOSING OFF WOULD DO
deuce: MY HOSE IS EMPTY |
deuce net |
#bong #deuce-net #dirty #hosing #woodring-field-background |
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1,362 | 6/24/2002 | the jizzy dir spigot: I'D LIKE TO SHIFT THIS CONVERSATION BACK AROUND TO THE JIZZY DIR, ITS DWINDLING FIGURES
pants: ARE YOU SAYING THAT THE JIZZY DIR IS LACKING
spigot: WELL
spigot: WE'RE ALL A LITTLE CONCERNED ABOUT IT
pants: WELL THEN
pants: LET ME CHECK THE JIZZ-O-METER
spigot: OW
pants: HUMMMMM WHIRRRR WORKING
spigot: KINDLY UNCLAMP
pants: SORRY HOLD ON
pants: CLICK CLICK
spigot: HUHHHHHHHHH THE DIR IS FINE ALREADY
pants: EXHAUSTIVE TESTING, NO SUBSTITUTE FOR
spigot: HOLY |
pants spigot |
#concerned #huffy-pants #jizz #jizzy-dir #pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,363 | 6/25/2002 | malcolm q net: HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THAT ONCE WE WERE BROUGHT HERE WE WERE ROBBED OF OUR NAMES ROBBED OF OUR LANGUAGE WE LOST OUR COCKS OUR MOUTHS OUR DICKS AND MANY OF US BY THE WAY WE ACT WE EVEN LOST OUR BALLS |
net |
#balls #cocks #dicks #malcolm-x #net-solo #robbed #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,364 | 6/26/2002 | hanna barbera spigot: HANNA BARBERA SORT OF SOUNDS LIKE HAND ME A BONER
spigot: IF A COCK'S IN YOUR MOUTH
spigot: (IF)
spigot: CAN I ERASE THIS
spigot: SERIOUSLY CAN I UNDO |
spigot |
#boner #cocks #hanna-barbera #regret #spigot-solo #undo #woodring-room-background |
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1,365 | 6/27/2002 | mmm yeah oooh boy :[ed.: THIS PHRASE ALWAYS INDICATES A TERRIBLE IDEA FOLLOWS]
deuce: YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO??? |
[ed. deuce |
#mmm-yeah-oooh-boy #oh-boy #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,366 | 6/28/2002 | contract negotiations stalled hanford: WE ARE AN UPPERCASE CARTOON
hanford: THIS IS THE LIFE YOU CHOSE
hanford: LOOK DO YOU NEED SOMETHING I HAVE A DRIVER WAITING |
hanford |
#negotiations #pants-hanford #sfw #uppercase #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,367 | 6/28/2002 | wormholes pants: GRIPEHOLES
deuce: WHAT ABOUT WORMHOLES
spigot: WORF
pants: HORATIO HORNBLOWER???
spigot: I THINK IT IS JUST WORF
spigot: LIEUTENANT WORF
pants: DO I SALUTE??? |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #star-trek #woodring-field-background #worf |
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1,368 | 6/29/2002 | help me everyone spigot: OKAY I NEED TO REGISTER ANOTHER DOMAIN AGAIN (HELP ME EVERYONE)
atandt: GAYBAR.COM
bung: BUSSTATION.COM
bung: MENSROOM.EDU
atandt: BUSTICKETS4INTERNETBOYS.COM
spigot: I'M SENSING A LITTLE JUDGEMENT FROM YOU PEOPLE |
atandt bung spigot |
#atandt-bung-spigot #bathroom #bullying #bus #gay #judgement #sarcasm #url #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,369 | 6/30/2002 | pam grier deuce: IS THAT PAM GRIER
atandt: COCKS
deuce: I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT ANSWER
atandt: COCKS |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #cocks #deuce-likes-black-chicks #drunk-deuce #filler-panel #just-a-regular-disconnect #pam-grier #woodring-room-background |
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1,370 | 7/1/2002 | tar pits pants: O MEDDLE I AM KNEE DEEP IN THE TAR PITS AGAIN
deuce: I KNOW BABY GIRL
deuce: IT IS YOUR LIFE'S WORK
pants: HINT: KNEE DEEP MEANS I CAN STILL SUCK COCK
deuce: DING
pants: BUT NOT FOR LONG WAS RE: TAR PITS |
deuce pants |
#baby-girl #deuce-pants #deucegrin #irc #tar-pits #was-re #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,371 | 7/2/2002 | WTO spigot: NO NO WTO!!!! NO NO WTO!!!!!! NO GENETICALLY MODIFIED FOODS!!!!!!!! NO GOVERNMENTAL SNOOPING ON OUR PRIVACY!!!!!! NO CHILD LABOR!!!!!! NO NO NO NO NO WHATEVER ELSE WE SEE THE ALTERNATIVE MEDIA SHOVING INTO THE SPOTLIGHT !!! WE'RE CONCERNED TOWNIE FUCKS WHO CAN'T GET LAID OR SCORE DRUGS IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD |
spigot |
#child-labor #gmo #irc #spigot-solo #wto |
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1,372 | 7/3/2002 | game plan spigot: OKAY I ACCIDENTALLY SAT ON A BAG OF EGG ROLLS
pants: SAY IT ISN'T SO
spigot: T PANTS "ACCIDENTALLY" THAT IS
pants: HOW CAN I SUCK THIS DICK WITHOUT GETTING GRIME AND GRIT ON MY TEETH
spigot: THAT'S WHY (SERIOUSLY) YOU SHOULD FORM A GAME PLAN
pants: SCREAMING AT YOU FROM THE URINALS |
pants spigot |
#boner #chinese-food #eggroll #game-plan #pants-spigot #urinal #woodring-room-background |
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1,373 | 7/4/2002 | failure mode spigot: H-T-T-P COLON COCKS AND NUTS DUH BUH FACE AND HEAD
deuce: DOESN'T WORK |
deuce spigot |
#cocks #deuce-spigot #nuts #url #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,374 | 7/5/2002 | an alarming quantity of stainless ozone: THERE IS AN ALARMING QUANTITY OF STAINLESS IN MY LEG |
ozone |
#injury #ozone-solo #sfw #stainless #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,375 | 7/6/2002 | young dumb and full of poo pants: SOME MANNER OF HORRIBLE MACHINE THAT SUCKS ALL THE DICKS
spigot: GRAND OPENING!!! CASTRO BLOW 'N' GO
spigot: IT STARTS FROM WITHIN
pants: GLORYHOLES THAT GIVE 404 ERRORS
pants: TAKING JOBS FROM AMERICANS LIKE ME
spigot: TUBS/TROUGHS/SPECIAL-PURPOSE BENCHES!!!!!! ADMISSION $15 |
pants spigot |
#automation #castro #glory-hole #http #pants-spigot #plant #poo #woodring-field-background |
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1,376 | 7/7/2002 | vacation : You are in front of a temple. Stairs lead up to a second story. You can go back the way you came of continue around the temple to the left and right. Loitering behind outside the temple are two people, one wearing beatnik garb, the other hiding behind a giant tiki mask.
> CLIMB STAIRS
: The fellow in the tiki mask blocks your path.
> PUSH MAN
: The man in the tiki mask or the beatnik?
> PUSH MASKED MAN
: This turns out to have been a terrible idea. While you are distracted with the task of shoving the masked man out of the path, you are grabbed from behind by an alien and something that claims to be a Christmas Tree Monster. Everything goes black.
** GAME OVER **
spigot: T DEUCE I THINK VACATION HAS SERVED ITS PURPOSE YOU ARE NOW WELCOME BACK AT JERKCITY
spigot: T DEUCE CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME SNAP ALL MY TOOLBARS AND PALETTES TOGETHER INTO ONE BIG FAT WINDOW THAT ECLIPSES THE SUN AND THE PLEIADES AS WELL
deuce: WHO WHERE WHAT |
deuce spigot |
#christmas #christmas-tree-monster #deuce-spigot #filler-panel #infocom #pleiades #possibly-lore #rands-mentioned #sfw #toolbars #typo #vacation #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,377 | 7/8/2002 | caught in the act deuce: WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING
pants: UH
pants: (DROPS DICK)
pants: NOTHING
deuce: IS THAT WET SACK FILLED WITH SEVERED PENISES |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #sack-filled-with-severed-penises #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,378 | 7/9/2002 | holy shit spigot: LISTEN I CAN PLAY THE PENGO THEME
atandt: I'M ASKING YOU TO
deuce: MILLER GENUINE DRAFT
atandt: OFER
deuce: MILLER GENUINE DRAFT
atandt: YOU JUST SAID THAT
deuce: GET ME DRUNK OR GIVE ME YOUR WALLET
atandt: OH
deuce: GIVE IT UP PUNK
atandt: CAN I KEEP THE BABY PICTURES
deuce: NO
atandt: BUT
deuce: NATIONAL SECURITY |
atandt deuce spigot |
#atandt-deuce-disconnect #atandt-deuce-spigot #beer #deucegrin #drunk-deuce #pengo #robbery #woodring-field-background |
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1,379 | 7/10/2002 | transcripts of hypnosis sessions with doctor octavius atandt: IS THIS YOUR ISSUE OF ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN
pants: I DON'T ALWAYS EJACULATE WHEN GRANDMA GOES DOWN ON ME AND FOR THIS REASON I CANNOT SAY
atandt: DID YOU SLIP A BADLY RETARDED, POORLY DRAWN NOTE UNDER MY DOOR
pants: I CAN'T EVEN GET HARD SMOKING CRACK IN CHURCH
atandt: "DEAR JERKCITY, WORK-STOPPAGE UNTIL I KNOW MARY-JANE IS SAFE, LOVE PANTS"
pants: THE GOBLIN TOOK HER |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #church #crack #grandma #huffy-pants #spider-man #woodring-field-background |
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1,380 | 7/11/2002 | all those balls net: FOLKS I'M SORRY I ATE ALL THOSE BALLS
net: I DIDN'T MEAN FOR ALL THOSE INNOCENT FAMOUS PEOPLE TO GET BLAMED |
net |
#ate-my-balls #balls #enclave #folks #net-solo #viscera #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,381 | 7/12/2002 | obscene gerund: expletive deleted (a love story) pants: I'M PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: HERE TO LICK DICK !!!! DICK AND
pants: I'M SO VERY VERY TIRED
spigot: T PANTS USE MACROS AND PRE-RECORDED MATERIAL
pants: HOW SO
spigot: TO CREATE THE ILLUSION THAT YOU STILL GIVE A SHIT
pants: AH
spigot: JUST PHONE IT IN LIKE DEPECHE MODE
pants: OR THAT BITCH ANN COULTER
pants: OBSCENE GERUND
spigot: WHY CAN'T YOU SIT STILL
pants: VICODIN, BONGHITS, ESPRESSO, CHERRY COKES
spigot: CHERRY COKES WILL MAKE YOU GAY
pants: WAIT I'M NOT DONE
spigot: OR IN YOUR CASE
pants: CRACK (NOT MUCH, JUST A LITTLE), DEXATRIM
spigot: MY GOD YOU'VE ROLLED OVER TO 000000
spigot: YOU'RE PRACTICALLY REPUBLICAN AT THIS POINT
pants: DID YOU EVEN RUN LDCONFIG?!?!? |
pants spigot |
#a-love-story #ann-coulter #bonghit #cherry-cokes #coca-cola #coffee #comprehensively-tagged #crack #depeche-mode #dexatrim #doonesbury #espresso #funloving-nonsense #hold-still #modular-arithmetic #nonstandard-title-panel #obscene-gerund #pants-spigot #politics #republican #too-many-tags #unix #very-very-tired #vicodin #woodring-room-background |
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1,382 | 7/13/2002 | clustering in favor of daisy-chaining dick: YES IT SEEMS TO ME THAT DISTRIBUTED COMPUTING IS A SOUND IDEA BUT WHY MUST IT ALWAYS END UP WITH MY HEAD IN YOUR LAP?!?!!
deuce: I AM DISTRIBUTING THE HURT
deuce: YOUR 56-BIT FACE
spigot: WHAT KIND OF AN ARCHITHG*$()
dick: I HAVE REJECTED CLUSTERING IN FAVOR OF DAISY CHAINING |
deuce dick spigot |
#daisy-chain #deuce-dick-spigot #macintosh #mousehole #unix #woodring-room-background |
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1,383 | 7/14/2002 | four potatoes pants: LET ME CLIMB ON TOP AND I'LL EXPLORE THE PEAK
deuce: OH GOD
spigot: DOES FARTING MAKE YOU AUTOMATICALLY GAY BECAUSE I HAD ABOUT FOUR POTATOES |
deuce pants spigot |
#mousehole #potatoes #sunday #woodring-room-background |
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1,384 | 7/15/2002 | camp pants: I MISS MOM AND DAD
pants: I HATE CAMP
pants: OH HI
deuce: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING IN MY BEDROOM |
deuce pants |
#camp #deuce-pants #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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1,385 | 7/16/2002 | i'm not looking spigot: I'M JUST WAITING FOR A FRIEND I'M NOT "LOOKING"
pants: WELL IF HE DOESN'T SHOW UP JUST TAP AWAY
spigot: SORRY I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
deuce: HURRAY THANK YOU FOR POINTING OUT THAT I LOOK LIKE A FAT, BALDING STUPID MORON WHO WAS NEVER EVEN MODERATELY AMUSING
spigot: T DEUCE ALL I SAID WAS I WAS WAITING FOR A FRIEND THEN DICKCITY PUMPFACE SHOWS UP AND STARTS IN WITH THE GAY CHIT CHAT
pants: MY KINGDOM FOR ONE MORE PANEL |
deuce pants spigot |
#cruising #deuce-pants-spigot #meta #morse-code #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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1,386 | 7/17/2002 | urine + cake mix pants: URINE + CAKE MIX = DISASTER
spigot: I DON'T THINK MY CORD CAN REACH
pants: WHAT IS UP WITH BRITNEY'S TITS
spigot: CAN I REBOOT YOUR MACHINE
pants: FIGHTING, LOOTING, MASTURBATING
spigot: OH I HAVE THAT PROGRAM
pants: MOSTLY MASTURBATION
spigot: IS THAT YOUR WIFE?
pants: DEATH TO INFIDELS
spigot: NO JOANNE GUEST JPEGS TODAY
pants: AIN'T NOBODY SQUEEZING HARDER
spigot: WATCH ME CHOKE AND CRY
pants: WHAT'S WITH ALL THE DEAN STARK GROUPS ANYWAY
spigot: JUST PULLED A PIECE OF GRASS FROM MY MOUTH
pants: GOTO 10 |
pants spigot |
#basic #britney-spears #cake #cake-mix #dean-stark #funloving-nonsense #pants-spigot #piss-cake #programming #urine #usenet #viscera #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,387 | 7/18/2002 | unknown user pants: AH DISCONNECTED PANEL ONE TRUDEAU STYLE
pants: THEY SAY LOVE IS BLIND
pants: BUT I LICK DICK
pants: SO THERE YOU GO
ozone: ALSO NOT TOO BRIGHT
pants: HEY WAIT
pants: COME BACK
pants: -- UNKNOWN USER "OZONE"
pants: I WAS GOING TO PROPOSE TO YOU |
ozone pants |
#come-back #doonesbury #huffy-pants #marriage #ozone-pants #woodring-field-background |
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1,388 | 7/19/2002 | geeks on parade spigot: FAT GEEKS!!!!
spigot: GEEKS IN SPACE!!!!
spigot: GRRL GEEK PATROL!!!!!!!
spigot: TRYING TO TAKE BACK OUR DIGNITY BY USING THE WORD GEEK
spigot: SADLY THIS BUS STOP WAS DISABLED THREE WEEKS AGO
spigot: NOBODY'S COMING TO PICK ME UP IN THE RAIN
spigot: INTERACTIVE CLICKABLE SHOCKWAVE CYBERTOONS?!?!?!
spigot: COMMANDER TACO AND HIS GAMER GRRLS FIGHTING PLANET MICROSLOTH?!?!?!
spigot: CHOPPING MY DICK OFF, STUFFING IT IN MY MOUTH
spigot: FINGERS AND TOES TOO
spigot: THIS STUFF PRACTICALLY WRITES ITSELF
pants: TELL ME MORE, $NAME |
pants spigot |
#bus-stop #cannibalism #dignity #geek #genital-mutilation #macromedia #pants-spigot #parade #slashdot #unix #woodring-field-background |
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1,389 | 7/20/2002 | more than usual on a sunday night deuce: T PANTS I WAS WATCHING THE TRIGGER EFFECT LAST NIGHT AND IT SHOCKED ME HOW FRAGILE THIS THING CALLED CIVILIZATION WAS AND ANYWAY I ENDED UP STAYING UP LATE AND DRINKING MORE THAN USUAL ON A SUNDAY NIGHT SO LONG STORY SHORT I SUCKED ALL THE DICKS
pants: T DEUCE ELIZABETH SHU'S PERFECT TITS |
deuce pants |
#civilization #cocksucking #deuce-pants #elisabeth-shue #filler-panel #sunday #tits #typo #woodring-field-background |
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1,390 | 7/21/2002 | POSIX PRIX pants: WE WILL POKE POSIX PRICKS
deuce: LET'S ALL LEARN BASIC
pants: VISUAL OR APPLESOFT OR THE OTHER KIND (WITH THE CHERRY FILLING)
deuce: IT'S STRAWBERRY AND YES THAT ONE
pants: LET'S JUST CALL IT RED FLAVORED
deuce: WE HAVE REACHED A CONSENSUS AND THUS CAN MOVE ON TO THE FURTHER STAGE OF LICKING PRIX
pants: WHAT A GRAND PRIX IT WILL BE |
deuce pants |
#apple #apple-ii #basic #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #mousehole #posix #prix #pun #woodring-room-background |
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1,391 | 7/22/2002 | developer cds spigot: THESE DEVELOPER CD'S WILL TAKE MY MIND OFF COCKSUCKERY FOR TWO SECONDS
spigot: QUICKDRAW
spigot: DRAG MANAGER
spigot: PRINTING
spigot: HOW GAY I AM
deuce: ERROR -43
spigot: PLEASE APOLOGIZE FOR DISSING THE MACINTOSH
spigot: DISSING MEANS "DISRESPECTING" IN EBONICS
spigot: EBONICS IS LIKE THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN
deuce: ERROR -41 |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #developers #ebonics #error #macerr #macintosh #macsbug #six-million-dollar-man #woodring-field-background |
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1,392 | 7/23/2002 | crawling back pants: SOONER OR LATER YOU'LL COME CRAWLING BACK AND I'LL LOOK DOWN AT YOU AND SAY, "THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE BACK I MISSED YOU SO MUCH" |
pants |
#mountain-background #sfw |
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1,393 | 7/24/2002 | Gay? net: GAY?
pants: 500 OK |
net pants |
#gay-theory #http #net-pants #smooth-fonts #woodring-room-background |
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1,394 | 7/25/2002 | broken links atandt: PERHAPS BONGHITS WILL FIX MY BROKEN LINKS
atandt: HOW DID YOU GET PAST THE GUARDS
pants: I'LL TELL YOU TOMORROW (GOLDEN AGE SANDMAN STARRING PANTS) |
atandt pants |
#bonghit #dust-brothers #for-fags-series #golden-age-comics #okay-pants-face #sandman #series #woodring-field-background |
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1,395 | 7/26/2002 | golden age sandman pants: I AM LIKE THE GOLDEN AGE SANDMAN IN THAT I WILL DRUG YOU BUT INSTEAD OF CREEPING AROUND AND JUSTIFYING MY FREAKY FETISH BY FIGHTING CRIME NOW AND THEN I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK, TAKE YOUR WALLET AND BLAME SOCIETY !!! NOW DON'T WORRY ABOUT WHAT I PUT IN YOUR DRINK |
pants |
#cock #golden-age-comics #pants-solo #sandman #series #woodring-field-background |
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1,396 | 7/27/2002 | netcenter visitors spigot: OH MY GOD MY HEAD IN THE FISHTANK IN FRONT OF MILLIONS OF NETCENTER VISITORS |
spigot |
#netcenter #netscape #physical-comedy #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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1,397 | 7/28/2002 | stormtroopers wearing only helmets, black socks pants: STORMTROOPERS WEARING ONLY HELMETS, BLACK SOCKS???? FORTY MINUTES OF JAWAS GIVING HEAD ??? THIS IS THE WORST EPISODE TWO EVER
deuce: THANK GOD THEY'RE ALL CLONES
deuce: OTHERWISE IT WOULD BE GAY
pants: 99E99
deuce: [SYSTEM CRASH]
pants: REBOOTING THE DEUCE |
deuce pants |
#99e99 #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #gay #no-greytext #reboot #star-wars #the-deuce #the-prequels #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,398 | 7/29/2002 | tiny hairs and fibers spigot: CRITICS ARE CALLING JERKCITY A TRIUMPH
pants: TOM HANKS HAS DONE IT AGAIN
spigot: GENUINELY MOVING
pants: TWO THUMBS UP (NUFF SAID)
pants: I CAN'T BELIEVE ROB LOWE LEFT THE WEST WING
spigot: I HAVE PLACED TINY HAIRS AND FIBERS ON MY PORN PILE SO IF IT'S DISTURBED WHILE I'M OUT I WILL MOST DEFINITELY FIND OUT |
pants spigot |
#for-your-consideration #mountain-background #pants-spigot #porn #siskel-and-ebert #tom-hanks #triumph #west-wing |
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1,399 | 7/30/2002 | how did it know pants: WELL ACCORDING TO WEATHER.COM'S UP TO THE MINUTE ACCUCAST I'M A FAG
deuce: HOW DID IT KNOW
pants: NEXRAD SAYS I'M A FAG TOO
deuce: HOW DID IT KNOW
pants: OH GOD ALL THE VISIBLE SATELLITES ARE FLASHING FAG FAG FAG (OPEN YOUR WINDOW, LOOK UP)
deuce: HOW DID IT KNOW |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #repetition #weather #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,400 | 7/31/2002 | my dick is a time machine deuce: MY DICK IS A TIME MACHINE AND MASTURBATION IS THE ON/OFF SWITCH
atandt: SET SAIL FOR JESUS |
atandt deuce |
#dick #high-res #jesus #masturbation #mountain-background #time-machine #time-travel |
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1,401 | 8/1/2002 | bi-curious goons pants: WE NEED SOMETHING IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN TO BRING US DRINKS, PARK CARS
deuce: I'M AN O(N LOG N) COCKSUCKER
pants: IS OSCAR FROM THIMBLE THEATER OUT OF COPYRIGHT YET
deuce: DOES LOVE HAVE TO HURT
pants: CAN WE TRADE UP FOR A BI-CURIOUS GOON OR A DICK TRACY VILLAIN UP FOR PAROLE
deuce: OR IS IT JUST ADVISABLE |
deuce pants |
#comics #deuce-pants #dick-tracy #drunk-deuce #popeye #programming #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,402 | 8/2/2002 | duck from now on deuce: T ATANDT YOU MUST REFER TO ME AS "DUCK" FROM NOW ON
atandt: SILENCE DUCK |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #duck #fighting-irish-pose #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,403 | 8/3/2002 | smooth nougat hanford: YOU'RE ON
pants: RICH CHOCOLATE
pants: CREAMY CARAMEL
pants: SMOOTH NOUGAT
pants: CAT HAIR
pants: DOES BEETLE BAILEY HAVE DAYS LIKE THESE
pants: STRANGE DAYS INDEED
pants: MY FACE IS STUCK LIKE THIS
pants: PISSING ON A MOP, WALKING AWAY
pants: BIG FAGGOTY DICK III DELAYED DUE TO RAIN
pants: RED BULL, BONGWATER
pants: AND CUT I'LL BE OUTSIDE SMOKING
hanford: YOU DON'T SAY CUT I SAY CUT |
hanford pants |
#big-faggoty-dick #cat-hair #cut #funloving-nonsense #hanford-pants #huffy-pants #mop-pissing #nougat #piss #snickers #woodring-room-background |
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1,404 | 8/4/2002 | nun sense deuce: I GOTTA LEARN HOW TO FOLD THE AMERICAN FLAG LIKE THAT
spigot: WAVE ME (I'M FLUTTERING)
spigot: THEY'RE NUNS AND THEY SING AND THERE'S IMPROV
deuce: SNORING
spigot: WAKE UP AND WATCH THE NUNSENSE
deuce: ZZZ |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #improv #nunsense #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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1,405 | 8/5/2002 | of all of the spigot: DONGS??!??! EXHAUSTED
spigot: REALLY QUITE HURRRRRRRRRR TIRED
ozone: MEMORY: REAL: 14M/54M ACT/TOT FREE: 445M SWAP: 0K/1260M USED/TOT
spigot: I DON'T GET OZONE'S JOKES |
ozone spigot |
#deja-vu #memory #ozone-spigot #unix #woodring-room-background |
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1,406 | 8/6/2002 | churros spigot: PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU GET TO THE CHURROS
spigot: ALSO IF YOU COULD PLEASE FELLATE THEM WHILE I BEAT OFF IN YOUR WIFE'S FACE
atandt: T SPIGOT LEAVE THE WOMENFOLK OUT OF THIS
spigot: I HAVE NO OTHER WAY TO MEASURE MY PROGRESS |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #churros #cuck #fatness #mountain-background |
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1,407 | 8/7/2002 | reggae spigot: I JERK IT IN THE MORNING
spigot: I JERK IT IN THE NIGHT
spigot: I JERK IT IN THE TOILET
spigot: I JERK IT IN PLAIN SIGHT
spigot: I WANT TO JERK IT WITH YOU
spigot: IT'S CALL "REGGAE" YOU RACIST PHOBES
pants: I HOPE YOU LIKE JERKING TOO
pants: (JERKING)
spigot: (JERKING)
spigot: DO THESE DREADLOCKS MAKE ME LOOK (A) GAY OR (B) FAT
pants: JA MON |
pants spigot |
#bob-marley #multiple-choice #pants-spigot #reggae #singing #toilet #woodring-field-background |
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1,408 | 8/8/2002 | all beef spigot: TWO ALL BEEF PATTIES DICKS AND PRICKS AND PRICKS AND PRICKS SOMETHING SOMETHING |
spigot |
#bonequest-hd #mcdonalds #spigot-solo |
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1,409 | 8/9/2002 | pretty sure ozone: I WENT TO FRY'S TODAY
deuce: DID THE CHILDREN POINT AND SCREAM
ozone: NO BUT YOU SUCKED MY DICK
deuce: PRETTY SURE I DON'T REMEMBER THAT
ozone: AT LEAST I HOPE IT WAS YOU
deuce: OH WAIT THAT WAS YOU ??? |
deuce ozone |
#cocksucking #deuce-ozone #frys-electronics #woodring-field-background |
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1,410 | 8/10/2002 | coaxing, alcohol spigot: I WAS SERIOUS ABOUT WANTING TO COMPARE BONERS
deuce: I'M HERE FOR YOU
spigot: AND CONTRAST CITING SPECIFIC EXAMPLES FROM MY NUTS
pants: WE COULD MEASURE THEM
spigot: WE COULD USE A SPECIAL CHALK THAT SUCKS DICKS
deuce: DOY
pants: GIVE THEM CHALK OUTLINES
spigot: OR MARKERS
pants: ALL THE WHILE CAREFUL NOT TO POKE OUR EYES OUT
deuce: MARKERS CAN'T SUCK DICK STUPID
pants: OR RUN WITH THEM
deuce: CHALK PROBABLY CAN DEPENDING ON HOW MUCH COAXING AND ALCOHOL IS INVOLVED
pants: (PSSST DEUCE YOURE THINKING OF ME)
deuce: T PANTS OH |
deuce pants spigot |
#boner #deuce-pants-spigot #dick #dicks #dicksucking #jerkcity-presents #nuts #nuts-of-spigot |
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1,411 | 8/11/2002 | three dicks pants: DICKS THEN (WE ARE AGREED AND IT IS SO AND WE SHOULD START NOW)
deuce: THERE ARE SO MANY DICKS TO SERVICE I DO NOT THINK THAT WE CAN DO THEM ALL IN ONE NIGHT
pants: WOULD YOU CARE TO PLACE A SMALL WAGER SIR A GENTLEMEN'S BET TO MAKE THE DICKSUCKING INTERESTING
deuce: I BET YOU THREE DICKS
pants: I'LL SEE YOUR THREE DICKS AND OKAY BORED OF THIS SKIT HUGALUGA BLBLBL HLAHGULG
deuce: GALHGLAGHLHLAGHLGHA |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicksucking #woodring-field-background |
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1,412 | 8/12/2002 | cow palace spigot: I'M STARTING TO THINK THIS ISN'T THE COW PALACE
spigot: PLEASE POP A COCK IN MY MOUTH TO SUSPEND MY LEVEL OF DISBELIEF |
spigot |
#cow-palace #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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1,413 | 8/13/2002 | the wood chipper atandt: WHY WERE YOU HANGING AROUND THE WOOD CHIPPER ANYWAY |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #bonequest-hi-fi #sfw #wood-chipper #woodring-field-background |
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1,414 | 8/14/2002 | a night at the races deuce: WANG COMPUTERS
pants: EATING THE HOLY KORAN ???
spigot: I DON'T KNOW WHAT "CREME DE LA FACE" IS ALL ABOUT BUT I'M CROSSING THE STREET |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #islam #koran #wang #woodring-den-background |
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1,415 | 8/15/2002 | ASCII cunts pants: CUNTS AND HALF-A-CUNT {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{
deuce: JESUS CHRISTABLES
deuce: I MURDER THEM
pants: LET'S GET HAMSTERS
pants: OR GUINEA PIGS
deuce: WHAT'S THIS XXX{}XXXX
pants: HMM
deuce: DON'T BE SHY FUCKO
pants: CUNT IN A WALL ???
deuce: A CUNT FENCE IDIOT
pants: DON'T BE A BLUE MEANIE
deuce: HOW ABOUT THIS [][][][][]{}[][][][][]
pants: HMM
deuce: SPEAK UP SON
pants: CUNT LOCKERS
deuce: DING |
deuce pants |
#beatles #christables #cunt #deuce-pants #guinea-pig #hamsters #jesus #woodring-room-background |
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1,416 | 8/16/2002 | give me the keys i'm drunk pants: LITTLE BABY JESUS
pants: HEAR MY PLEA
pants: HULGAHLGUHLAHLAHLG
deuce: T JESUS IT'S A TRICK
deuce: HE JUST WANTS MORE DONGS FOR CHRISTMAS
pants: SHUT UP SHUT UP
pants: DON'T QUEER THE DEAL AND I'LL SLIDE YOU SOME DONGS SIDEWISE
pants: T JESUS HELLO ???
deuce: BITTE NICHT FRAU PANTS
pants: HE HUNG UP
deuce: YOU TALENTLESS FAT FUCK
deuce: YOU ARE RUINING CHRISTMAS FOR EVERYONE
pants: HUGALUGAH |
deuce pants |
#christmas #deuce-pants #german #huffy-pants #hugalugah #jesus #talentless-fat-fuck #woodring-field-background |
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1,417 | 8/16/2002 | indeed, the very same toothbrush pants: IS THAT THE SAME TOOTHBRUSH THAT FELL IN THE TOILET
deuce: UH
pants: IF SO: I WANT IN ON THE DEAL
deuce: PLEASE BRING IT UP SLOWLY (IT WILL FALL IN AGAIN)
pants: I CANNOT SIT HERE WHILE YOU JERK THIS DICK AND THAT DICK!!! IT IS NOT APPROPRIATE
deuce: GRR FOAMING GRR |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #mountain-background #rabies #toothbrush |
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1,418 | 8/17/2002 | j/k spigot: JUST KIDDING!!!! I STUCK THE TOILET PLUNGER UP MY ASS WHEN I GOT HOME AND I WAS JUST EMBARRASSED THAT IT BROKE OFF!!!!!!!!!!!! |
spigot |
#ass #birthday-strip #mountain-background #spigot-solo |
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1,419 | 8/18/2002 | one or the other you idiot faggots (mervyns) pants: HOW FUCKED UP IS THIS
pants: MERVYNS CALIFORNIA WILL BOTH (A) DRUGTEST THEIR EMPLOYEES AND (B) PLAY PHIL COLLINS OVER THE LOUDSPEAKER
pants: IT'S ONE OR THE OTHER YOU IDIOT FAGGOTS I AM SERIOUSLY NEVER BUYING TOWELS OR UNDERPANTS AT YOUR ESTABLISHMENT EVER AGAIN |
pants |
#huffy-pants #mervyns #pants-solo #phil-collins #underpants |
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1,420 | 8/19/2002 | silence please spigot: SILENCE WHILE I TAKE THIS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK
spigot: HURRRRRRRNG ALMOST
spigot: SPLOOSH
spigot: NEXT SHOW: 3:30PM |
spigot |
#poo #sfx #spigot-solo #sploosh #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,421 | 8/20/2002 | shakespeare you see deuce: LOVE IS A MANY BONER'D THING
pants: BONER'D
pants: PERHAPS THAT IS THE FIRST TIME THAT WORD HAS EVER BEEN WRITTEN
deuce: (SHAKESPEARE YOU SEE) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #shakespeare #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,422 | 8/21/2002 | fat queer angry cocks from outer space that glow and make a noise pants: I'M SEARCHING OVER 450 AIRLINES AND MORE THAN 2 BILLION FARES TO FIND YOU THE LOWEST AVAILABLE FAIR TO SATISFY YOUR TRAVEL NEEDS !!!!!!!!!! FAT QUEER ANGRY COCKS FROM OUTER SPACE THAT GLOW AND MAKE A NOISE
deuce: HOW RUDE |
deuce pants |
#bong #cocks #deuce-pants #fatqueerangrycocksfromouterspacethatglowandmakeanoise #mousehole #space-dicks #travel #typo #woodring-room-background |
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1,423 | 8/22/2002 | put me in your crontab pants: T DEUCE PUT ME IN YOUR CRONTAB
deuce: T PANTS HOW
pants: T DEUCE YOU'RE THE COMPUTER SCIENTIST JUST PUT ME THERE
deuce: T PANTS OKAY
pants: T DEUCE TAKE ME OUT OF YOUR CRONTAB WHICH IS IN FACT YOUR LOWER CUPBOARD
deuce: NOT UNTIL 0 5 * * 0 |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #jesus #mountain-background #unix |
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1,424 | 8/23/2002 | the trouble with pac-man pants: I'M HAVING TROUBLE WITH PAC-MAN COULD SOMEONE HELP
pants: WHAT IS WITH THE LITTLE GHOSTS
pants: AND THE BLACK GUY I HAFTA BLOW FOR QUARTERS |
pants |
#blowjob #bored-pants #ghost #pacman #pants-solo #video-games #woodring-field-background |
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1,425 | 8/24/2002 | complaint department spigot: TORN BETWEEN TWO BONERS
spigot: SORT OF JUST SMOOSHED
spigot: IN BETWEEN THEM
spigot: IN THE MIDDLE IS WHAT I'M SAYING
spigot: BETWEEN THEM
atandt: THAT CAT DOES NOT SOUND RIGHT |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #boner #mountain-background #smoosh |
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1,426 | 8/25/2002 | great atandt: IT WOULD BE GREAT IF THESE THINGS WERE AUTOMATED
bung: IT WOULD BE GREAT IF THESE THINGS WERE AUTOMATED
deuce: IT WOULD BE GREAT IF THESE THINGS WERE AUTOMATED
dick: IT WOULD BE GREAT IF THESE THINGS WERE AUTOMATED
hanford: IT WOULD BE GREAT IF THESE THINGS WERE AUTOMATED
net: IT WOULD BE GREAT IF THESE THINGS WERE AUTOMATED
ozone: IT WOULD BE GREAT IF THESE THINGS WERE AUTOMATED
pants: IT WOULD BE GREAT IF THESE THINGS WERE AUTOMATED
atandt: IT WOULD BE GREAT IF THESE THINGS WERE AUTOMATED
spigot: IF WHAT COULD BE MASTURBATED ???
spigot: OH |
atandt bung deuce dick hanford net ozone pants spigot |
#automation #many-characters #masturbation #repetition #the-gangs-all-here #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,427 | 8/26/2002 | fool on the hill deuce: SEQUESTER: TO RAPE REPEATEDLY
deuce: FISTICUFFS: TO INSERT ONE'S FIST INTO SOMEONE ELSE'S FACE/ASS
deuce: TRUCULENT: TO BEHAVE LIKE A USELESS WOMAN |
deuce |
#beatles #deuce-solo #fisting #low-res #rape #vocabulary #woodring-field-background |
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1,428 | 8/27/2002 | a poor excuse hanford: READY
hanford: AND
hanford: ACTION
deuce: FUCK YOU
hanford: CUT |
deuce hanford |
#action #cut #deuce-hanford #filler-panel #fuck-you #white-background |
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1,429 | 8/28/2002 | netscape time spigot: IF YOU COULD PLEASE JUST
spigot: HURF
spigot: FORCIBLY JERKED |
spigot |
#jerking #netscape #physical-comedy #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,430 | 8/29/2002 | a handjob for john ashcroft (drunk at work) pants: JOHN ASHCROFT NEEDS A HANDJOB
pants: AND I KNOW JUST THE MAN FOR THE JOB
pants: I'M GOING TO WORK YOUR GODDAMN DICK MISTER MAN
pants: YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST
pants: AS I DO MY THING YOU'RE GOING TO STUTTER AND BLINK
pants: BUH HUB BUH FABULOUS I'VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE BUH
pants: MAYBE ONCE OR TWICE AT CAMP HUHHHHH MMM
pants: AND THE YMCA HUFF HUFF HUFF
pants: LATER HE WILL BE CURIOUS ABOUT THE USE OF THE MOUTH
pants: I WILL SHOW HIM THE WAYS OF THE WORLD
pants: CAN I GET PAID NOW
hanford: GET OFF MY STAGE IF YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING |
hanford pants |
#alcohol #coy-pants #hanford-pants #huffy-pants #john-ashcroft #mouth #mouth-of-pants #politics #special-guest #title-mismatch |
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1,431 | 8/30/2002 | quite the boner spigot: ALL THIS TALK ABOUT BONERS HAS GIVEN ME QUITE THE BONER
spigot: AND I'M QUITE THE FAGGOT
spigot: OH GREAT IT'S THIS GUY
atandt: T SPIGOT IF YOU NEED DIRECTIONS HOME, JUST ASK
spigot: MY REFRIGERATOR ?!?
atandt: PRINCE ALBERT ?!??!
atandt: NOW I'M THE SAN FRANCISCO TREAT
spigot: GET THE FUCK OFF MY PHONE LINE |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #bay-area #boners #faggot #prince-albert #telephony #woodring-field-background |
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1,432 | 8/31/2002 | puh pft fuh deuce: PUH FTH FEH
deuce: I'M COMPLETELY COVERED IN PISS
deuce: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #piss #urine #woodring-field-background |
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1,433 | 9/1/2002 | what are they fighting over anyway spigot: LET ME JERK OFF ALREADY
deuce: GOD CHRIST IN HEAVEN I SPILLED MY SEED ON THE FLOOR
deuce: I MISSED THE FUCKING THING ALTOGETHER
deuce: FUCKING FUCK
spigot: I DON'T LIKE TO WASTE MY SEED I WANT KIDS
deuce: I'D BETTER JOIN A CHURCH AND DO MY PART TO HELP WITH OVERPOPULATION
deuce: PLUS I'D RATHER JERK OFF INTO A WOMAN
pants: I STORE SEED IN MY CHEEKS FOR WINTER
pants: SLURP
deuce: EXTRA SEED FOR ME SCORE
pants: WE'RE ALL GOING TO FUCKING DIE
deuce: WHY CAN'T I DO ANYTHING RIGHT TODAY |
deuce pants spigot |
#bible #christ #deuce-pants-spigot #jesus #masturbation #overpopulation #religion #semen #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,434 | 9/2/2002 | escorted out spigot: NOW HERE'S A RAP ABOUT WHY CUCUMBERS ARE BETTER THAN MEN!!! A PTHTHTH A *BONK* ANVIL |
spigot |
#masturbation #physical-comedy #rap #violent-disapproval #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,435 | 9/3/2002 | a night at the opera pants: WILLING TO BE GAY, TO PAY EXTRA TO BE EXTRA GAY
pants: BUT NOT WILLING TO PAY EXTRA AND ONLY GET GAY
pants: JACKING OFF, JACKING UP AND DOWN AND OUT THE DOOR AND DOWN THE BLOCK
pants: FOR CIGARETTES, DICKLICKING
pants: MOSTLY DICKLICKING AS I DO NOT SMOKE
pants: THEN AGAIN MAYBE SOME DICKLICKING
pants: WHO REALLY KNOWS
pants: SCOTLAND YARD CALLED, THEY NEED DICK
pants: SO DID ONE POLICE PLAZA AND THE LAPD
pants: MULTIPLE ORDERS OF
deuce: IF YOU WOULD JUST SHUT UP FOR TEN SECONDS I COULD SPURT THIS LOAD ALL OVER YOUR DUMB FAT FACE |
deuce pants |
#cigarette #deuce-pants #dicklicking #fat-face #gay #jacking-off #police #spurt #woodring-room-background |
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1,436 | 9/4/2002 | sexy lamp post pants: I LOVE YOU SO VERY, VERY MUCH MMMMM COME TO ME MMMMMMM KISSING THINGS I SHOULD NOT BE KISSING MMMMMMMMMM
deuce: DUDE THAT'S A LAMP POST
deuce: AND A PARTICULARLY UNATTRACTIVE ONE AT THAT
pants: FUCK YEAH MMMMMM YEAH
deuce: HAVE YOU NO STANDARDS?!?!?!? JESUS CHRIST YOU'RE REALLY GOING DOWN ON IT
pants: BLBLBLBLBBL SEXY LAMPPOST HUGALUGAHALG |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #lamp-post #lamppost #love #no-standards #pants-has-no-standards #particularly-unattractive #woodring-den-background |
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1,437 | 9/5/2002 | serious dilemma deuce: OKAY I HAVE A SERIOUS DILEMMA HERE
pants: HEAVENS
deuce: I AM STILL AWAKE
deuce: AND YET I HAVE NO MORE ALCOHOL TO DRINK
pants: MY MOUTH NEVER CLOSES
deuce: YES YES
deuce: "UNE CARTE POSTALE DE JERKCITY VOUS ATTEND"
deuce: FUCKING ENGLISH
pants: A DRUNKBOT TO LOGIN AT 2AM AND 6AM
deuce: 01:50, 05:50
pants: CAN I HAVE THAT IN SWATCH TIME PLZ
deuce: IN ALL SERIOUSNESS I AM OUT OF ALCOHOL
pants: THIS CANNOT BE GOOD FOR BUSINESS
deuce: I THOUGHT I HAD BEERS LEFT
pants: USE FTP TO GET SOME FROM BACK EAST
deuce: THERE WILL BE SOME SIGNAL DEGRADATION
pants: HOW ABOUT A BLOWJOB THEN
deuce: DON'T BE GAY
pants: B-BUT |
deuce pants |
#alcohol #back-east #beer #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #french #ftp #gay #huffy-pants #mouth-of-pants #speak-english #swatch-time #unix #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,438 | 9/6/2002 | wig spigot: I'M GOING TO GET SPICED UP WITH JAMAICAN JERKSPICE RUM AND A SEARCH WARRANT
spigot: DEAR DOMINIQUE SIMONE:
spigot: SERIOUSLY WE KNOW THAT'S A WIG
deuce: TIME FOR YOUR PILL |
deuce spigot |
#alcohol #deuce-spigot #dominique-simon #drunk-deuce #porn #rum #wig #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,439 | 9/7/2002 | girl fight spigot: GRABBING YOUR PENCIL BOX AND HURLING IT OUT THE WINDOW
deuce: NOW THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR
spigot: GRABBING YOUR STUPID JERKCITY LUNCHBOX AND DENTING IT
deuce: I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL BITE THIS BENDY DOLL'S HEAD OFF
deuce: PLAYING WITH THE SHOULDER-SNAPS ON YOUR STUPID WINDBREAKER
spigot: BECOMING FRIENDS WITH YOU ONCE AGAIN AND ADDING YOU TO MY LINKS PAGE |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #leisure-town #links #lunchbox #mountain-background #sfw #violent-disapproval |
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1,440 | 9/8/2002 | buzzies, bats, mysterious slurping sound pants: OH GOOD THE BUZZIES
atandt: !!1
pants: OKAY THE BATS WENT AWAY
atandt: SOMEONE PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY
pants: BOY AM I TIRED OF TYPING
deuce: GLHAGHLGAHLAG |
atandt deuce pants |
#bat #exclamation-point #flappity-bats #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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1,441 | 9/9/2002 | toilet sex spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO BE ALL THAT BUT INSTEAD OF A BAG OF CHIPS I'D LIKE CHEESE FRIES AND SOME RANCH
spigot: IS THIS THING ON
deuce: GO AWAY I'M PISSING |
deuce spigot |
#cheese-fries #deuce-spigot #no-greytext #piss #ranch #toilet #woodring-field-background |
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1,442 | 9/10/2002 | just a bunch of faggots pants: LICKING DICK WITHOUT LICKING DICK
ozone: EXISTENTIALISM AT ITS FINEST
pants: ZEN BONERS THAT IT'S LIKE WOW HIGH PITCHED NOISES AND DARKNESS FOR AN UNDETERMINED PERIOD OF TIME AND THEN OH SHIT HOW DID WE ALL GET IN HERE LIKE HAMSTERS LISTENING TO PRODIGY, BACH
ozone: OR JUST A BUNCH OF FAGGOTS (MUST CHECK NOTES)
pants: ONE BULLET WOUND TO THE RIGHT TEMPLE
deuce: TO GO |
deuce ozone pants |
#deuce-ozone-pants #dicklicking #existential #faggots #funloving-nonsense #gay #hamsters #philosophy #prodigy #suicide #woodring-den-background #zen-boners |
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1,443 | 9/11/2002 | patriot day pants: HAPPY PATRIOT DAY !!!
deuce: IS IT WRONG TO JERK OFF TO THE HYPNOSIS SCENE IN OFFICE SPACE
pants: ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME ??? HAPPY PATRIOT DAY !!!!
deuce: I HAVE A SEVERE CASE OF ADULT-ONSET FAGGOTRY
pants: MAN'S INHUMANITY TO ALL THE WORLD'S LITTLE BONERS MMMM DUH KISSING THEIR LITTLE HEADS MMMMMM DICKS MMM
deuce: ARTHUR MILLER IS SERIOUSLY SUMMING UP MY LOVE FOR COCK |
deuce pants |
#9-11 #arthur-miller #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #office-space #sushi #their-little-heads #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,444 | 9/12/2002 | if any one can spigot: BLUH HUH WONDERING IF ANYONE CAN RECOMMEND A GOOD GAY JERK LOTION (NOT FOR ME)
deuce: T SPIGOT BEST FOODS MAYONNAISE |
deuce spigot |
#boner #deuce-spigot #lotion #mayonnaise #woodring-den-background |
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1,445 | 9/13/2002 | pop-up ads : Pornography? On my computer?
: It's more likely than you think.
: FREE PC CHECK
: NEW AND REVISED EDITION
pants: MY NUTS ARE SWOLLEN UP LIKE BALLOONS
bung: WE NEED BIGGER RAM DISKS
: Is there PORNOGRAPHY on your computer?
: Are you sure?
deuce: I WOULD LIKE TO BE TRANSPORTED BACK IN TIME TO JUST BEFORE THIS RETARDED DISCUSSION STARTED
: College let's cool
: We Proudly Serve
: STARBUCKS COFFEE
deuce: A MIRACLE HAPPENS
: IS BLUE FOR YOU?
: INSTANT DECISION
: BLUE
deuce: OKAY WELL I GOT MY WISH AND I'M SORRY TO SAY IT'S NOT ANY BETTER !!!!!!! THANKS
pants: MY NUTS ARE SWOLLEN UP LIKE BALLOONS
bung: WE NEED BIGGER RAM DISKS
: Debunking the Myths and Encouraging the Hearts of Gay Dads and Their Families |
bung deuce pants |
#bung-deuce-pants #deja-vu #domo-kun #gaydads #john-ashcroft #mountain-background #nonstandard-title-panel #photo #pop-up-ads #porn #repetition #time-travel |
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1,446 | 9/14/2002 | will this never end pants: MY NUTS ARE SWOLLEN UP LIKE BALLOONS
bung: WE NEED BIGGER RAM DISKS
deuce: WILL THIS NEVER END
deuce: I SHOULD HAVE NEVER PRESSED ENTER
deuce: WITH GOD AS MY WITNESS I WILL FIND PANTS AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM (UNRELATED)
pants: MY NUTS ARE SWOLLEN UP LIKE BALLOONS
bung: WE NEED BIGGER RAM DISKS |
bung deuce pants |
#bung-deuce-pants #deja-vu #drunk-deuce #nuts #ramdisk #repetition #time-travel #violence |
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1,447 | 9/15/2002 | news from the front lines spigot: THE CYBERARTS |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #cyber #dicks #mousehole #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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1,448 | 9/16/2002 | spill-proof mug spigot: I SERIOUSLY NEED A SPILL-PROOF MUG IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE JERKING ME LIKE THAT
deuce: SUFFER IN SUCKING |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dicklicking #mug #physical-comedy #woodring-field-background |
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1,449 | 9/17/2002 | kneel right up deuce: HEAD
dick: YES PLEASE
dick: KNEEL RIGHT UP
deuce: T DICK NO YOU SEE IT WAS A DEMAND
dick: MY DICK IS FLOPPING ON THE GROUND
deuce: WELL ROLL IT BACK UP AND GET OVER HERE YOU
dick: IT FALLS OFF WHEN I FEEL THREATENED
deuce: I DON'T SEE HOW ALL THIS IS GOING TO GET ME MY HEAD
dick: A SURVIVAL STRATEGY, YOU SEE |
deuce dick |
#blowjob #deuce-dick #head #laughing-deuce #their-little-heads #woodring-field-background |
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1,450 | 9/18/2002 | high shelf deuce: T SPIGOT I MOVED JERKCITY BECAUSE OF YOUR MISBEHAVIOR
spigot: PLEASE TAKE THE JERKCITY DOWN OFF THE HIGH SHELF SO I CAN SMOOSH THEM INTO MY FACE |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #mousehole #their-little-heads #woodring-room-background |
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1,451 | 9/19/2002 | huge jew spigot: YOU ARE SLIDING YOUR ATM CARD BETWEEN MY CHEEKS AND ENTERING YOUR PERSONAL PRIVATE PIN NUMBER!!!?! CASH BACK TODAY?!?!?!?
deuce: I'M A HUGE JEW
spigot: I AM SMILING AND MAKING EYE CONTACT AND PREPARING TO USE YOUR LAST NAME TO LEAVE AN IMPRESSION OF OUTSTANDING CUSTOMER SERVICE
deuce: GROWING BIGGER BY THE SECOND
spigot: NOW YOU ARE CLAMPING ME TO THIS FENCEPOST AND BASHING MY GAY STUDENT FACE SO IT IS UNLIKELY THAT MY FACE/BALLS WILL GET ANY FATTER IN THIS LIFE SO I WILL IN FACT REACH FOR THE REESE'S CUPS
deuce: FROM MY SUPER JEW POWERS |
deuce spigot |
#atm-card #customer-service #deuce-spigot #jews #matthew-shepard #mountain-background #violence |
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1,452 | 9/20/2002 | sub stance : PANTS LEAKS A SUBSTANCE
: DEUCE COLLECTS SUBSTANCE, SENDS SAMPLE TO THE LAB, WAITS 2-3 DAYS
: DEUCE RECEIVES REPLY, SUBSTANCE IS FRAPPUCCINO |
deuce pants |
#bored-pants #caption #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #frappucino #gay #sfw #starbucks #woodring-field-background |
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1,453 | 9/21/2002 | a little more j, a lot less o deuce: JJJJJJJJJJJJJJ
spigot: A LITTLE MORE J AND A LOT LESS O
spigot: ACTUALLY LET'S TRY TO EQUALIZE THE J WITH THE O
deuce: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
spigot: WAY WAY TOO MUCH O |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #jo #sfw #woodring-den-background |
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1,454 | 9/22/2002 | wave of the future ozone: ~
deuce: I AGREE
ozone: YEAH I USED TO THINK [ WAS THE WAVE OF THE FUTURE
ozone: BUT NOW I REALIZE IT'S ~ |
deuce ozone |
#deuce-ozone #sfw #tilde #woodring-field-background |
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1,455 | 9/23/2002 | the weirdest thing spigot: THAT WAS THE WEIRDEST THING
spigot: I'M JUST SITTING HERE HAVING MY COFFEE, WHEN THREE HUNDRED MILES AWAY AT A WINCHELL'S DONUTS IN YUBA CITY TWO QUEERS ARE BEATING EACH OTHER OFF WITH OVEN MITTS
spigot: NOW THAT'S A HALLOWEEN SURPRISE |
spigot |
#coffee #halloween #mountain-background #oven-mitts #spigot-solo |
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1,456 | 9/24/2002 | syntax error in rapekit pants: HOLY NUTS!!!
atandt: AMEN TO THAT
pants: SYNTAX ERROR IN RAPEKIT, BREAK AT LINE 10
atandt: I MEAN THOSE |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #fighting-irish-pose #mmm #nuts #rape #rapekit #their-little-heads #woodring-field-background |
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1,457 | 9/25/2002 | lemon squares spigot: TRYING TO FIT IN
spigot: FOLKS MY BADGE IS YELLOW LIKE A CONTRACTOR BUT I'M LEARNING C++
spigot: I BROUGHT LEMON SQUARES |
spigot |
#c #contractor #folks #lemon-squares #programming #sfw #spigot-solo |
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1,458 | 9/26/2002 | starring spigot spigot: LS -LA
spigot: DIR /W
spigot: CATALOG S6,D1,V0
spigot: SYSTEM /12345 @LOAD 1
spigot: DIRECTORY /FULL /TOTAL
spigot: GET / HTTP/1.0
spigot: OKAY I CANNOT FIND THE PORNOGRAPHY
spigot: FILING A BUG |
spigot |
#bug-report #porn #spigot-solo #unix #woodring-field-background |
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1,459 | 9/27/2002 | jerkcity premium subscribers only spigot: SALON HAS INCURRED SIGNIFICANT NET LOSSES AND NEGATIVE CASH FLOWS FROM OPERATIONS SINCE ITS INCEPTION.
spigot: AS OF MARCH 31, 2002, SALON HAD AN ACCUMULATED DEFICIT OF $76.6 MILLION.
spigot: DISCUSS! SALON PREMIUM SUBSCRIBERS ONLY. |
spigot |
#march #salon #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,460 | 9/28/2002 | plight of my people pants: THE PLIGHT OF MY PEOPLE
deuce: T PANTS YOU MEAN WHEN EACH SEASON YOU EAT ALL THE GRAIN AND THERE IS FAMINE ??? |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #famine #man-tits #mountain-background |
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1,461 | 9/29/2002 | this island earth pants: CLEAN UNDERPANTS AND GAY DICKS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE
deuce: WUHHHHHHHHH
pants: T DEUCE YOUR LINE IS "OUTSTANDING"
deuce: T PANTS MY INTEROCITER IS MALFUNCTIONING |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicks #gay #gay-dicks #interociter #this-island-earth #underpants #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,462 | 9/30/2002 | fish dicks in chat pants: LOOK WHAT I CAN DO HUGALGALUAHGUHLAHGAG
deuce: THIS CODEINE WILL TURN ME INTO A NUCLEAR CAPABLE SOVEREIGN NATION
pants: THE BIG FISH SUCK THE LITTLE ONES (WHICH IS AN ODD STATE OF AFFAIRS IF YOU GET RIGHT DOWN TO IT)
deuce: IF WE ALL LICK DICK WILL THE EARTH STOP SPINNING ON ITS AXIS
pants: YES MOM I'M DISCUSSING FISH DICKS IN CHAT WITH MY ONLINE FRIENDS
deuce: ANSWER MY QUESTION |
deuce pants |
#apocalypse #codeine #deuce-pants #dicks #fish #funloving-nonsense #plant #woodring-field-background |
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1,463 | 10/1/2002 | take off your top spigot: T DEUCE I WILL ANSWER THAT QUESTION IF YOU TAKE YOUR TOP OFF
deuce: T SPIGOT DONE NOW SPILL IT
spigot: I FORGET RIGHT NOW
deuce: HERE I AM TRICKED AND EMBARRASSED AND GETTING COLD
spigot: PIZZA!?!??!!? WHY DO YOU ORDER STUFF LIKE THAT IF YOU DON'T SMOKE DOPE
deuce: T SPIGOT BECAUSE I AM FAT USELESS PIG |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dope #fatness #font #lowercase #marijuana #mousehole #nonstandard-title-panel #pizza #topless #woodring-room-background |
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1,464 | 10/2/2002 | the ozone and deuce show ozone: 0003 4707 3EF6
ozone: HMM, THAT MEETING'S STARTED
ozone: DO I CARE
deuce: EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH SIX MONTHS RUNNING |
deuce ozone |
#deuce-ozone #employee-of-the-month #hexadecimal #meeting #number #sfw #their-little-heads #woodring-room-background |
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1,465 | 10/3/2002 | i'd like to hang out pants: HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
deuce: UP
spigot: I'D LIKE TO HANG OUT WITH YOU BUT I HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO AROUND MY BALLS |
deuce pants spigot |
#balls #deuce-pants-spigot #nuts-of-spigot #woodring-room-background |
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1,466 | 10/4/2002 | nine dicks nine times atandt: IS TOILETSTL EVEN YOUR REAL NAME
pants: REMEMBER WHEN YOU SAID NINE DICKS NINE TIMES AND WE HAD A FIGHT THAT ENDED WITH YOU THROWING THE CALCULATOR AT ME ??? GOOD TIMES |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #fighting-irish-pose #nine-dicks #plant #the-sopranos #toilet #woodring-field-background |
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1,467 | 10/5/2002 | locked out spigot: DREIDEL DREIDEL DREIDEL / A HOOKER AND A WHORE
spigot: OPEN UP
spigot: I HAVE CHARTS AND GRAPHS WHICH ILLUSTRATE HOW FUNNY AND CLEVER I AM |
spigot |
#bonequest-hd #jews #prostitute #singing #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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1,468 | 10/6/2002 | the whole damn system is out of order pants: THIS IS CNN
spigot: I'M NOT "PHRED" YOUR HONOR I AM THE GREAT CRUMAL
pants: THE JUDGE IS INSTRUCTING YOU TO ANSWER THE QUESTION
spigot: PERHAPS EVEN THE GREATEST CRUMAL OF THEM ALL
pants: I HAD A BONG A MINUTE AGO
spigot: T-TRANNYVISION????? |
pants spigot |
#bong #cnn #court #crumal #doonesbury #legal #marijuana #pants-spigot #phred #starship #the-great-crumal #trannies #trannyvision #ts #woodring-field-background |
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1,469 | 10/7/2002 | trapped in a hollow log spigot: AIDS ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
deuce: AIDS ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
spigot: PRETEND I'M PAUL FROM THE DIAMOND CENTER AND YOU NEED CREDIT AND I SPURT IN YOUR FACE
deuce: NO (T SPIGOT WHAT TIME AND WHERE)
spigot: PRETEND I'M TOM SHANE OF THE SHANE COMPANY AND YOU NEED ME TO GO TO ANTWERP, BELGIUM AND BE PROACTIVE WITH MY FACE AND NUTS
deuce: NO (T SPIGOT SERIOUSLY WHAT FUCKING TIME) |
deuce spigot |
#aids #deuce-spigot #hollow-log #log #mousehole #nuts-of-spigot #paul-from-the-diamond-center #tom-shane-of-the-shane-company #typo #woodring-room-background |
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1,470 | 10/8/2002 | you bet pants: WATERY SHIT IS GOING TO DRIBBLE DOWN YOUR LOG-LIKE OAFISH LEGS
atandt: WELCOME TO THE FIRST CHURCH OF CHRIST SODOMY
atandt: COME DOWN FOR THE SERMONS
atandt: STAY FOR THE SUNDAY SCHOOLS
atandt: I WILL BE HOLDING SERVICES THIS WEEK
atandt: BRING A RAINCOAT
pants: I WILL DO NO SUCH THING
spigot: I'M LICKING DICKS
pants: YOU BET |
atandt pants spigot |
#atandt-pants-spigot #church #dicklicking #fighting-irish-pose #hand-drawn #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,471 | 10/9/2002 | concerned women of america pants: DEAR CONCERNED WOMEN OF AMERICA,
pants: I HAVE AN AMAZING MOUTH
pants: FEEL FREE TO BACKPACK IN, CAMP OUT
pants: I PROMISE NOT TO EAT YOU
pants: BWAHAHA IDIOT WHORES* CHOMP CHOMP CHEW
: * if the phrase "idiot whores" is offensive, please substitute with "stupid bitches" |
pants |
#caption #jerkcity-presents #misogyny #mouth-of-pants #nonstandard-title-panel #pants-solo #vore #whores #woodring-room-background |
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1,472 | 10/10/2002 | finger prints pants: MY FINGERPRINTS AT THE SCENE OF THE BONG ??? THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
spigot: CSI: JERKCITY WILL SOLVE THE MYSTERY AS BEST THEY KNOW HALGHUGHALG
pants: METH LABS ARE PART OF OUR NATURAL HERITAGE
spigot: THIS COUNTRY WAS BUILT BY SEX OFFENDERS BUT ALSO BY CHINAMEN
pants: FREE THE JERKCITY 7
spigot: DON'T MISS SUSAN SARANDON AND GOLDIE HAWN IN "THE BANGER SISTERS" NOW IN THEATERS !!! PEPSI |
pants spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #bong #huffy-pants #jerkcity-presents #meth-lab #pants-spigot #pepsi #product-placement #woodring-room-background |
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1,473 | 10/11/2002 | let me check in the back pants: T SPIGOT DO YOU HAVE U2'S NEW ALBUM
spigot: LET ME CHECK IN THE BACK
spigot: I'LL JUST
spigot: OH MY SWEET LORD
spigot: BONK BONK BONK WHY IS THIS HAPPENING
spigot: THAT'S GONNA STAIN
spigot: HURP OOOOOOP HOLY
spigot: HURRRRRRRR
spigot: T PANTS NO
pants: OH |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #physical-comedy #record-store #sfw #u2 |
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1,474 | 10/12/2002 | through binoculars spigot: FOLKS ARE QUAKER OATS EVEN LEGAL IN THE U.S.
deuce: I THINK SO
spigot: WHAT ABOUT REGULAR OATS
deuce: YES
spigot: WHAT ABOUT BARLEY
deuce: BARLEY IS LEGAL
spigot: WELL I TYPED BARLEYLEGAL AND I DIDN'T SEE PORN
deuce: *AHEM* I SAW THAT JOKE COMING TEN MILES AWAY
spigot: YOU MEAN YOU WERE WATCHING ME BEAT OFF
deuce: UH
spigot: THROUGH BINOCULARS |
deuce spigot |
#barely-legal #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #folks #mountain-background #porn |
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1,475 | 10/13/2002 | all singing all dancing spigot: I'M SING
spigot: IN' IN THE STALLS
spigot: JUST SING
spigot: IN' IN THE STALLS
spigot: WHAT A GLO
spigot: RIOUS FEELING
pants: WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING BETWEEN VERSES
spigot: JUST ME / AND MY BALLS
pants: GROSS
pants: WE'RE ALL UNDERCOVER COPS ???? FANTASTIC !!! HUGALUGAG |
pants spigot |
#gene-kelly #mountain-background #pants-spigot #police #singing #singing-in-the-rain |
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1,476 | 10/14/2002 | death to infidels pants: I HAVE A LUMP ON MY BREAST
pants: WAIT IT'S JUST A NIPPLE
pants: BASH MY HAND WITH A HAMMER LIKE IN CASINO PLEASE |
pants |
#casino #nipple #pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
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1,477 | 10/15/2002 | these fine wines spigot: THESE FINE WINES GO TO TABLE FIVE - DON'T YOU SPILL A PRECIOUS DROP
pants: JEAN-CHARLES, NO, WE WILL BE HUNG AT SUNRISE IF YOU
spigot: NOT ON THE ROLLER SKATES JEAN-CHARLES YOU ARE A DISGRACE
pants: DER FUHRER'S WIFE ??? THE FIRING SQUAD ??? JEAN-CHARLES
spigot: THE CHANDALIER WILL SURELY FALL UNLESS YOU LET GO
spigot: NO JEAN-CHARLES YOU KLUTZ, THAT IS THE POISONED CROUTON
pants: YOU BUMBLING IMBECILE, YOU HAVE TRACKED MUD ALL OVER THE PALACE
pants: YOU MUST CLEAN UP BEFORE THE KING WAKES FROM HIS ROYAL NAP |
pants spigot |
#coy-pants #funloving-nonsense #hitler #huffy-pants #jean-charles #pants-spigot #physical-comedy #sfw #wine #woodring-field-background |
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1,478 | 10/16/2002 | said aloud in sling blade voice deuce: SOMEONE HAS BEEN SMOKING POT
pants: I RECKON I LIKE DICK |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dick #marijuana #sling-blade #woodring-room-background |
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1,479 | 10/17/2002 | ham(s) spigot: I CAN SO USE MY HAM RADIO IN A POLITE MANNER !!!
spigot: CQ CQ SEEKING DICKS AND PRICKS AND SMOOTH ASIAN BOYS BOOP BOOP |
spigot |
#asians #dicks #ham-radio #radio #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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1,480 | 10/18/2002 | pointers with codewarrior spigot: CAN SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO USE POINTERS WITH CODEWARRIOR?!?!?!?!
deuce: LET'S TALK GREASY COCK
spigot: WHY DO I NEED TO USE A BRACKET AT THE END IF I ALREADY USED A BRACKET IN FRONT?!?!?!?
spigot: WHY CAN'T I JUST TYPE O INSTEAD OF ZERO IN CODEWARRIOR 8 ??? FOLLOW ME TO THE GAY BATHHOUSE |
deuce spigot |
#bathhouse #c #cock #codewarrior #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #gay-bathhouse #mousehole #pointers #programming #woodring-room-background |
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1,481 | 10/19/2002 | BRACKAHAWK DOWN spigot: OFER
pants: FOR THE LOVE OF
spigot: WOULD JUST LIKE TO LET ALL KNOW I'M HAPPY TO BE ABOARD THE TEAMS!!!!!! FROM JAPAN AND HAPPY WITH YOU!!!!!!!!! FOR ALL!!!!!!!
pants: I'M THE REASON GLORY HOLES HAVE SAFETY RELEASES AND TOLL-FREE NUMBERS FOR REFUNDS
spigot: BRACKAHAWK DOWN (SAY ALOUD SLOWLY LIKE DRUNKEN JAPANESE BUSINESSMAN)
pants: I WILL WALK TEN PACES AWAY FROM YOU AND ELEVEN TOWARDS YOU |
pants spigot |
#black-hawk-down #glory-hole #japan #pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,482 | 10/20/2002 | the occasional blowjob atandt: WHEN IS BIG FAGGOTY DICK PART III COMING
pants: WHAT DO YOU CARE (SOB)
hanford: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
atandt: WHEN IS "HAIKU WEEK WITH ATANDT"
pants: I SEE NO REASON FOR A NAZI SYMBOL TATTOOED ON MY ASS
hanford: I HAVE A HANDGUN
atandt: I AM NOT A RESOURCE OR A CRITICAL PATH
pants: PANEL THREE ALREADY ??? I WAS GOING TO SAY "COCKS" BUT NOW... |
atandt hanford pants |
#atandt-hanford-pants #big-faggoty-dick #fighting-irish-pose #gun #haiku #huffy-pants #mousehole #nazi #woodring-room-background |
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1,483 | 10/21/2002 | big dumb pregnant women spigot: THAT'S RIGHT PS039_JPG
spigot: I LIKE DUMB PREGNANT WOMEN
deuce: T PS039_JPG HE CAN DETECT YOUR INTELLIGENCE QUOTIENT JUST FROM YOUR BIG FAT PICTURE
spigot: IT'S TOUGHLOVE IS WHAT IT IS (CHRIST LADY EVEN YOUR THUMBNAIL IS FAT) |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #fat #filename #porn #pregnancy #woodring-room-background |
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1,484 | 10/22/2002 | i hope nobody spigot: I HOPE NOBODY VIDEOTAPED ME IN THE SHOPPING MALL PARKING LOT WHILE I WAS BEATING OFF
atandt: I CAN ERASE THAT |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #blackmail #jerking #mall #mousehole #parking-lot #woodring-room-background |
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1,485 | 10/23/2002 | -24 (garbled) 1992 lowercase r dot spigot: !1239048
spigot: IOASHDF90234T\\HGU90BFSD
spigot: WHORES |
spigot |
#aids #august #lowercase #nonstandard-title-panel #russian #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,486 | 10/24/2002 | hoarding panels atandt: WE'RE ALL OUT OF PANELS (SORRY)
pants: WAIT WAIT I FOUND ONE
atandt: WHERE
pants: CHECK THIS OUT
atandt: HOLY CRAP
pants: I'VE BEEN HOARDING PANELS
atandt: I SHOULD BE MAD
pants: MAKING OUT TO AN OLD VANGELIS RECORD |
atandt pants |
#angry-panel #atandt-pants #huffy-pants #meta #nonstandard-title-panel #vangelis #woodring-room-background |
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1,487 | 10/25/2002 | (long black smear) atandt: THANKS FOR THE HAND ME DOWN FLASHBACK YOU TALENTLESS FAT FUCK
pants: NOT THIS AGAIN
atandt: THANKS FOR THE HAND ME DOWN FLASHBACK YOU TALENTLESS FAT FUCK
pants: STUCK IN A LOOP HUH
atandt: THANKS FOR THE HAND ME DOWN FLASHBACK YOU TALENTLESS FAT FUCK
pants: I'D SUCK YOUR DICK BUT I'D RATHER TAKE YOUR WALLET OH HELL LHBAGLUHLBAG |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #deja-vu #dicksucking #fighting-irish-pose #flashback #huffy-pants #mousehole #nonstandard-title-panel #repetition #talentless-fat-fuck #woodring-room-background |
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1,488 | 10/26/2002 | (series of faces) spigot: DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS, BUT I'M PROUD TO LICK DICK
atandt: THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID WHEN YOUR WIFE WAS AROUND
spigot: FUCKING WAVE THE STRIPES AND STARS
atandt: THAT CERTAINLY ISN'T WHAT YOU SAID IN THE ALLEY
spigot: IT TAKES TWO TO LICK DICK (RUNNING OUT OF STEAM)
atandt: "GANGS OF NEW YORK" OPENING DECEMBER 25 !!! DRINK PEPSI |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #christmas #december #dicklicking #gangs-of-new-york #hey-its-rands #martin-scorsese #nonstandard-title-panel #pepsi #pride #woodring-field-background |
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1,489 | 10/27/2002 | the hebrew god deuce: [MISSING] THE HEBREW GOD
deuce: PLEASE BOW BEFORE ME (AND OTHER STUFF)
pants: CAN DO
deuce: BUH
pants: NUGH
deuce: [MISSING]E SECOND DAY I [MISSING]TED A BONER
deuce: (ON THE FIRST I WAS TOO BUSY PRACTICING JERKING)
atandt: WHAT HAPPENED ON THE THIRD DAY
deuce: I THREW UP
deuce: [MISSING]E TO FUCK [MISSING]HING UP I'LL [MISSING]KE TROLLS
deuce: T ATANDT AND THAT'S YOU
deuce: T ATANDT GO FIND A FUCKING BRIDGE
atandt: T ATANDT SHUT UP |
atandt deuce pants |
#atandt-deuce-disconnect #atandt-deuce-pants #behind-the-scenes #comic-chat #fighting-irish-pose #nuggh #woodring-field-background |
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1,490 | 10/28/2002 | beware of the boner spigot: EATING GOLDEN GRAHAMS IN FRONT OF DOCTOR WHO
spigot: NEVER MIND THE DOG...........
spigot: BEWARE OF THE BONER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: I MEAN OWNER
spigot: NO I MEAN BONER |
spigot |
#bonequest-hd #boner #dog #dr-who #spigot-solo #woodring-den-background |
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1,491 | 10/29/2002 | fattest gayest plumpest spigot: KING CHARLES THE FIRST WORE THREE SHIRTS TO HIS BEHEADING
spigot: SO HE WOULDN'T SHIVER IN THE COLD AND APPEAR AFRAID
spigot: ALSO I'M THE FATTEST GAYEST PLUMPEST MEXICAN IN THE STRAWBERRY PATCH
spigot: LINCOLN WAS AN AMATEUR BUTTERFLY COLLECTOR
deuce: KILL THE HISTORY DORK
spigot: HE WENT THAT WAY!!!!! ------->
deuce: LHGAHLGAHLGA
deuce: GLHAGG
deuce: GHL.......
deuce: (FADING INTO THE DISTANCE, CLEARLY FOILED) |
deuce spigot |
#abraham-lincoln #beheading #butterfly #deuce-spigot #gay-fatness #mexicans #plump #woodring-field-background |
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1,492 | 10/30/2002 | mistakes were made spigot: LOOKS LIKE PROPOSITION POT PASSED
pants: MEET ME IN THE LOCKER ROOM
pants: WHAT
spigot: WAIT
spigot: SORRY, THAT WAS ACTUALLY A SNICKERS COMMERCIAL
pants: MEET ME IN THE LOCKER ROOM ANYWAY |
pants spigot |
#coy-pants #marijuana #pants-spigot #snickers #woodring-field-background |
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1,493 | 10/31/2002 | how many microsoft employees spigot: Q: HOW MANY MICROSOFT EMPLOYEES DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB?
spigot: A: PUSH THE COCK INTO YOUR FAT FACE
spigot: (AND KEEP PUSHING IT) |
spigot |
#cocks #microsoft #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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1,494 | 11/1/2002 | plants, leaves spigot: HOOOOOOOOOOO WHEN DINOSAURS ROAMED THE EARTH
spigot: HONK DONK
pants: GAY DINOSAURS??? WHAT THE
spigot: I EAT PLANTS AND LEAVES AND OVER THE COURSE OF CENTURIES EVENTUALLY NUTS AND BALLS
spigot: THAT'S RIGHT I'M THE PRICKOSAURUS DONGS
pants: MARTY NO
spigot: DISTANT RELATIVE OF THE COCKOSAURUS NUTS
pants: DOC STOP |
pants spigot |
#back-to-the-future #balls #dinosaurs #dongs #honk #nuts #pants-spigot #time-travel |
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1,495 | 11/2/2002 | willing to jerk today spigot: ARE YOU READY TO JERK WITH ME OR NOT
spigot: BECAUSE I HAVE A GROUP OF FAGS COMING IN FROM BACK EAST TO LOOK AT THE STALL AND THEY'RE WILLING TO JERK *TODAY*
spigot: I'M NOT TRYING TO PRESSURE YOU SERIOUSLY BECAUSE YOU'RE A FRIEND I'M PREPARED TO LET YOU JERK FIRST SINCE YOU'RE RIGHT HERE |
spigot |
#back-east #east-coast #gay #jerking #sales #spigot-solo #stall |
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1,496 | 11/3/2002 | show stopper pants: SOME MANNER OF WONDERFUL FANTASTIC AMAZING HOLE
spigot: SHOWSTOPPER PEOPLE MY DORK'S CAUGHT IN A WINE BOTTLE |
pants spigot |
#bug #dork #hole #mousehole #pants-spigot #showstopper #wine-bottle #woodring-room-background |
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1,497 | 11/4/2002 | on an outpost at the edge of space spigot: A RENEGADE COP ON AN OUTPOST AT THE EDGE OF SPACE
spigot: IN A WORLD IN THE LAND BEFORE TIME FORGOT
spigot: FORUMS, BLOGS |
spigot |
#blogs #bonequest-hd #forums #future #internet #science-fiction #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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1,498 | 11/5/2002 | endless loop pants: WHY AM I SO DIZZY
pants: HOW DID I GET HERE
pants: WHICH ONE ARE YOU
pants: I WANT ANSWERS AND I WANT THEM NOW
pants: TIRED OF EATING CRICKETS AND MEALWORMS
pants: OH HEY THE SMOOTH FONTS ARE BACK
pants: THIS CALLS FOR A CELEBRATION
pants: HUGE DICKS UNTIL I BECOME DIZZY (FIN) |
pants |
#crickets #dicks #dizzy #eating-bugs #fin #insect-eating #no-greytext #pants-solo #smooth-fonts #weird-pants-face #which-one-are-you #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,499 | 11/6/2002 | about last night net: I APOLOGIZE FOR MY BEHAVIOR LAST NIGHT
net: THERE WERE SO MANY DICKS I WASN'T SUCKING EACH ONE PROPERLY
deuce: AWWWW YEAH
net: I WAS MERELY TOUCHING EACH ONE NOMINALLY WITH MY LIPS
deuce: DON'T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN BLHBG GLHGBLH |
deuce net |
#apologies #deuce-net #woodring-room-background |
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1,500 | 11/7/2002 | one twix bar spigot: SO FREAKISHLY FAT I PASS OUT AFTER ONLY 1 TWIX BAR
spigot: OF A POSSIBLE 2 |
spigot |
#candy #fat #fatness #food #nonstandard-title-panel #photo #sfw #spigot-solo #title-mismatch #twix #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,501 | 11/8/2002 | a very religious little man deuce: BEST PART ABOUT JESUS IS THAT I DON'T HAVE TO SUCK HIM OFF (UNLIKE ALLAH) |
deuce |
#allah #deja-vu #deuce-solo #jesus #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,502 | 11/9/2002 | cock mocking pants: JUST MOCK THE COCK
deuce: GLHGALHGALHAG
deuce: HOW DOES YOUR COCK LIKE TO BE MOCKED
pants: WITH YOUR MOUTH
deuce: I SEE
pants: YOUR GODDAMN GAY MOUTH
deuce: ANGRILY OR HAPPILY OR WHAT
pants: TEAR IT OFF
pants: BUT
pants: I'LL LEAVE IT UP TO YOU
pants: YOU'RE THE DETAILS MAN
pants: MAKE MAGIC, BABY
deuce: I SEE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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1,503 | 11/10/2002 | stall side applet pants: HORMPTH DIARRHEA HORMPTH HORMPTH HORMPTH
spigot: TRYING TO LOAD MY STALL-SIDE APPLET
atandt: IS THAT WISE?
spigot: OR IS IT TRYING TO LOAD ME ?????
spigot: TO BE CONTINUED !!!!!!!!
pants: I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THE NEXT SEASON
pants: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT TOILET BRUSH
atandt: I CAN'T TAKE YOU ANYWHERE |
atandt pants spigot |
#atandt-pants-spigot #coprophagia #diarrhea #java #jerkcity-presents #toilet #toilet-brush #woodring-den-background |
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1,504 | 11/11/2002 | rough trade pants: THAT'S THE STUFF
pants: JERK ME OFF SLOW THIS TIME I'M TRYING TO WATCH THE FIGHTS
pants: DEM BOXERS ARE NOTHING BUT A BUNCHA BUMS |
pants |
#boxing #jerking #pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
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1,505 | 11/12/2002 | boring spigot: T PANTS I ALSO HAVE A BUG WHERE ATANDT IS BORING (REPRODUCEABLE)
atandt: HEY FUCK YOU |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #bug-report #complaint #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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1,506 | 11/13/2002 | like most klingons do atandt: FROM: ADMIRAL KRAG <ADMKRAG@MSN.COM>
atandt: SUBJECT: HELLO
atandt: "THANKS FOR THE DIPPING INTO ADMIRAL KRAG COMIC .. VERY FUNNY HEH NICE TO BE REMEMBERED"
deuce: T ATANDT RUMOR HAS IT HE'S A KLINGON
atandt: AND HE HAS AN MSN ACCOUNT |
atandt deuce |
#admiral-krag #drunk-deuce #klingon #msn #porn #reader-mail #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,507 | 11/14/2002 | between the hours of 4-8 spigot: JERKING EXCLUSIVELY BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 4 AND 8
pants: WHY IS THE CLOSED SIGN UP THEN
spigot: T PANTS FAIRLY CONFIDENT IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX |
pants spigot |
#4-and-8 #bees-wax #big-fat-dick #big-fat-dick-in-the-sky #closed-sign #deja-vu #dick-in-the-sky #exclusively-between-the-hours-of-4-and-8 #hours-of-4-and-8 #jerking #jerking-exclusively-between-the-hours-of-4-and-8 #pants-spigot #shrug-panel #woodring-room-background |
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1,508 | 11/15/2002 | coffee bung: SOME GIRL WANTS A JOB AT JERKCITY
deuce: ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE HER ONE (DOING DISHES, ETC.)
dick: DON'T FORGET MAKING COFFEE
deuce: DING
deuce: WAIT
deuce: I THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT QUALITY ASSURANCE ENGINEERS DID |
bung deuce dick |
#bung-deuce-dick #coffee #girl #quality-assurance #sfw #uncredited-character #woodring-field-background |
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1,509 | 11/16/2002 | cocksucking cowboy deuce: HELP ME LEARN THE WAYS OF THE GAYS
spigot: PHO TOILET
spigot: I'M A COCKSUCKING COWBOY WITH A BIG HAT
spigot: WHO NEEDS EXTRA ATTENTION AROUND THE DICK AND BALLS AREA
spigot: AND SOMEONE WHO KNOWS HTML |
deuce spigot |
#balls #cowboy #deuce-spigot #dick #dick-and-balls #html #mountain-background #toilet |
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1,510 | 11/17/2002 | doesn't fucking matter spigot: IF IT'S NOT HAPPENING IN THE UNITED STATES, IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER YOU DUMBSHITS
pants: PRETTY SURE I'M SOME KIND OF GODDAMN GAY BOOT/ROOT DISK COMBO
spigot: ELSEWHERE, TEN MILLION BILLION BODIES WERE FOUND RAPED AND BEHEADED IN A MASS GRAVE CALLED EUROPE, THE MIDDLE EAST, WHEREVER THE FUCK
deuce: CUP YOUR HANDS AND I WILL GIVE YOU A SURPRISE |
deuce pants spigot |
#beheading #bootdisks #deuce-pants-spigot #foreign-crisis #linux #mass-grave #mountain-background #no-greytext #rape |
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1,511 | 11/18/2002 | holy gay ghosts spigot: OKAY PEOPLE IT'S SPIGOT AGAIN
spigot: HOLY GAY GHOSTS
spigot: I SAID HOLY GAY GHOSTS AND YOU'VE BEEN IDLE FOR 10 MINUTES
spigot: DID ANY OF YOU FIND MY RETAINER
spigot: I NEED TO LOOK THROUGH ALL YOUR GARBAGE CANS |
spigot |
#gay #gay-ghosts #ghost #idle #oh-boy #spigot-again #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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1,512 | 11/19/2002 | squeeze my nuts and prick and make a honking noise spigot: SQUEEZE MY NUTS AND PRICK AND MAKE A HONKING NOISE
spigot: SIR CAN I BREAK UP THE SET AND JUST GET THE FEB 96 HUSTLER AND THE AUG 97 BARELY LEGAL
spigot: SIR BEHIND THE COUNTER |
spigot |
#barely-legal #honk #hustler #nuts-of-spigot #porn #sir #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,513 | 11/20/2002 | you're the gayest spigot: THIS PINK TRIANGLE ON MY ARM COST WELL OVER $100
spigot: SO THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS FUCKING LOOK AT IT AND TELL ME HOW QUEER I AM
spigot: FINE I'LL JUST SEND MYSELF MAIL
spigot: MAILX SPIGOT YOU'RE THE GAYEST
spigot: BIFF -> YOU HAVE MAIL
spigot: MAILX
spigot: SPIGOT -> YOU'RE THE GAYEST
spigot: IT'S JUST NOT THE SAME |
spigot |
#email #spigot-solo #tattoo #unix #woodring-room-background |
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1,514 | 11/21/2002 | don't delete me i'm jerkable spigot: SOMETIMES THE PORN GETS IN MY FACE AND SAYS DON'T DELETE ME I'M JERKABLE
spigot: AT WHICH POINT I ASK YES BUT WILL YOU BE JERKABLE IN THREE WEEKS
spigot: AND THE PORN IS SILENT |
spigot |
#bonequest-hd #porn #spigot-solo |
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1,515 | 11/22/2002 | big faggot spigot: FIRST LET ME JUST SAY I'M A BIG FAGGOT.
spigot: FURTHERMORE, I'D LIKE TO PROMISE TO KEEP MY AIDS SEPARATE FROM MY WORK
spigot: I'M GOING TO LEAVE MY AIDSY BAGGAGE RIGHT OUT THE DOOR
spigot: NOW LET'S SHARE A POPSICLE
spigot: ONE DIME BAG PLEASE AND A CHEESE CROISSANDWICH |
spigot |
#aids #croissandwich #faggot #marijuana #popsicle #spigot-solo #woodring-den-background |
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1,516 | 11/23/2002 | from the sun spigot: SOMETIMES I VISIT THE HUMANE SOCIETY AND LET ALL THE DOGS PISS ON MY FACE AT ONCE
spigot: I'LL SEE YOU ON ALT.TV.3RD-ROCK !!!!!!!!
spigot: FROM THE SUN |
spigot |
#3rd-rock-from-the-sun #dick-solomon #dog #god #piss #spigot-solo #sun #usenet |
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1,517 | 11/24/2002 | is this love? spigot: IS THIS LOVE ???
spigot: I LIKE TO SMOKE DOPE AND WATCH TV
spigot: WHEN YOU CRY LIKE THAT IT'S COMPLETELY DISRUPTIVE |
spigot |
#marijuana #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,518 | 11/25/2002 | aids cam spigot: SO I'M PUTTING UP AN AIDS CAM SO WE CAN ALL ENJOY HOW THIS CRAZY DISEASE AFFECTS ME ON A DAILY BASIS
spigot: DAY FIVE: ALMOST COMPLETELY PURPLE
spigot: DAY SIX: WHEEZING A LITTLE BIT
spigot: DAY SEVEN: COCK AND NUTS FELL OFF IN THE TOILET
spigot: DAY EIGHT: MOSTLY JUST TIRED |
spigot |
#aids #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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1,519 | 11/26/2002 | t spigot never mind spigot: SHORTLY THEREAFTER I FELT A POUNDING SENSATION IN MY REAR END
pants: T SPIGOT FILE A BUG
spigot: AND THE RING OF AN ICE COLD (ALCOHOLIC) BEVERAGE PLACED ON THE SMALL OF MY BACK
pants: T SPIGOT NEVER MIND
spigot: T PANTS YOU KNOW THAT BY REAR END I OF COURSE MEAN MY ASS LEGS AND NUTS
pants: T SPIGOT SO PRETTY MUCH THE ENTIRE HINDQUARTERS
spigot: I THINK I'VE SAID ENOUGH
pants: PERHAPS
pants: PERHAPS NOT |
pants spigot |
#bug-report #leisure-town #nuts-of-spigot #pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,520 | 11/27/2002 | scrubbing chums spigot: THAT BEHAVIOR IS UNWELCOME SIR
pants: IS IT ME AND MY HEAD OR ME AND MY BODY
spigot: OOF URF SIR
pants: IT SAYS HERE YOU RENTED "SCRUBBING CHUMS"..... AND RETURNED IT LATE ???
pants: IT IS AS IF YOU ARE NOT AHERING TO THE POLICY SET FORTH BY THE TILE IS NICE AND COOL IN HERE A STARK CONTRAST TO THE HUHHHHHH
spigot: BISCOTTI |
pants spigot |
#biscotti #cookies #die-trying #enclave #food #funloving-nonsense #hhhhh #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #scrubbing-chums #sfw #skinny-puppy #the-tenant #tile-floor #typo #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,521 | 11/28/2002 | comedy closet spigot: WHY THERE'S THE DEUCE, MAYOR OF SMARTSVILLE
deuce: GET OFF ME
spigot: HI DEUCE
deuce: THIS INSTANT
spigot: QUESTION, IF I --
deuce: GRR FOAMY GRRRRR
spigot: HOIF OW GOD HOLY PROPS AND PORN
pants: GET OUT I SAY
spigot: HONKING AND PUSHING
pants: THE COMEDY CLOSET IS FULL |
deuce pants spigot |
#comedy #comedy-closet #deja-vu #deuce-pants-spigot #foamy #get-offa-me #honk #porn #the-deuce #uncredited-character |
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1,522 | 11/29/2002 | like a gay speak and spell that sucks your dick and says pants: YES SIR MISTER PRESIDENT |
pants |
#highish-res #pants-solo #politics #president #smooth-fonts #speak-and-spell #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,523 | 11/30/2002 | kid nap pants: WHO WANTS A FAGGYBACK RIDE
deuce: WHAT DOES THAT RIDE CONSIST OF
pants: JUST GET IN THE VAN
deuce: OOH CANDY
pants: UH, NO, THESE ARE PUPPIES
deuce: GRRRR
pants: OH GOD HE'S EATING THEM
deuce: BEARLIKE
pants: WHO IS THE PREDATOR HERE OH GOD I'M BEING EATEN
deuce: MMMMM
pants: I SHOULD HAVE NEVER THOUGHT TO MOLEST HIM
deuce: CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP
pants: DIGESTION BEGINS
deuce: BURP
pants: SILENCE SETS IN |
deuce pants |
#bearlike #cannibalism #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #vore #woodring-room-background |
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1,524 | 12/1/2002 | AMS spigot: DO AMSTERDAM WHORES TAKE MARLBORO MONEY
pants: DAS EIST NOT BIG FAT U.S. DOLLAR VOT IS *BONK* *BONK* *BONK*
pants: CREEEEEEEEEEAK
pants: SPIGOT, COME IN HERE A SEC |
pants spigot |
#bonk #pants-spigot #physical-comedy #prostitute #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,525 | 12/2/2002 | road runner deuce: THAT TENACIOUS D
deuce: WILL HE EVER OUTSMART THE ROAD RUNNER ???
deuce: WHAT
deuce: OH |
deuce |
#cartoons #deuce-solo #looney-tunes #music #sfw #tenacious-d |
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1,526 | 12/3/2002 | curious, that deuce: DO YOU WANT TO SUCK ON MY COCK
pants: [Y/N]
deuce: CURIOUSLY ENOUGH IT DEFAULTS TO [Y]
pants: WHAT'S ALSO ODD IS THAT NOBODY HAS EVER SUBMITTED [N]
deuce: CURIOUSLY
pants: AN X-FILE IF YOU WILL |
deuce pants |
#cocksucking #deuce-pants #mousehole #woodring-room-background #x-files #y-n |
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1,527 | 12/4/2002 | diabolical schemes deuce: USING MY HOMO-RAY ON YOU
pants: OF ALL THE DIABOLICAL SCHEMES --
pants: SO THAT'S WHAT'S BEEN MAKING ME GAY ALL THIS TIME
pants: NORMALLY WE'D GO TO THE BATCAVE, OLD CHUM, BUT AT THIS POINT BUT THE RAY'S EFFECTS HAVE MADE THE SPACE FAR TOO CRUISY
net: LET'S GO THERE ANYWAY
deuce: W-W-WHAT |
deuce net pants |
#afraid-deuce #angry-panel #batman #be-gay-with-me #bonequest-hi-fi #coy-pants #cruisy #dc-comics #deuce-net-pants #deucegrin #gay #homo-ray #huffy-pants #typo #woodring-room-background |
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1,528 | 12/5/2002 | shuffling sounds down below deuce: I WOULD LIKE TO INTEGRATE THROUGHOUT YOUR VOLUME
deuce: TO CALCULATE YOUR MOMENT OF INERTIA
deuce: (AROUND A SPECIFIED AXIS)
deuce: SO HOLD STILL
pants: UH
pants: OKAY
pants: HOPING FOR A BLOWJOB
deuce: NO TALKING
pants: CAN I SMOKE
deuce: (PAUSE)
deuce: YEAH I SUPPOSE (SHUFFLING SOUNDS DOWN BELOW) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #hold-still #integral-calculus #math #multivariate-calculus #shuffling-sounds #smoking |
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1,529 | 12/6/2002 | everybody out of the pool ozone: AND I SAY UNTO YOU: ASS RAPE
net: I SEE YOUR ASS RAPE AND RAISE YOU A MOUTH RAPE AND A COCK-AND-BALL TORTURE
ozone: I SEE YOUR PILE OF RAPE AND RAISE YOU SOME DIAPER PLAY
net: I FOLD
ozone: HURRRR
deuce: OKAY EVERYBODY OUT OF THE POOL |
deuce net ozone |
#bonequest-hd #deja-vu #deuce-ozone-net #diaper #fetishes #mouth #poker #pool #raise-you-a #rape #woodring-den-background |
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1,530 | 12/7/2002 | orpheus, son of morpheus pants: I AM ORPHEUS, SON OF MORPHEUS
pants: HEAR MY SONG
pants: GLHAGLAHG HGLAHGLIAHGLAHLGA DICKS HUALGHULAG |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #dc-comics #dicks #morpheus #no-not-morbius #orpheus #pants-solo #sandman |
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1,531 | 12/8/2002 | as per our pants: SCISSORS BEATS PAPER
pants: PAPER BEATS ROCK
pants: DICK BEATS MOUTH
atandt: WHAT BEATS DICK
atandt: THE CORRECT ANSWER IS, OF COURSE, "THE SPECIAL PROSECUTOR"
deuce: PLEASE GO AWAY
deuce: AS PER OUR DISCUSSION DATED 5/25 |
atandt deuce pants |
#atandt-deuce-disconnect #atandt-deuce-pants #dick #jerkcity-presents #mouth #rock-paper-scissors |
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1,532 | 12/9/2002 | dizzy and bonky spigot: ON AGAIN OFF AGAIN LIKE MY ROMANCE WITH DICK
spigot: ENOUGH WITH THE PRIVATE MESSAGES PEOPLE I HAVE FEELINGS HERE
spigot: I BONKED MY HEAD ON THE TOILET AND I NEED ATTENTION
spigot: I'M DIZZY AND BONKY AND I HAVE TO SING
spigot: HAVE YOU SEEN / THE MUFFIN MAN
spigot: THE MUFFIN MAN
spigot: THE MUFFIN MAN
spigot: CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR
spigot: OH YES I AM / THE MUFFIN MAN
spigot: THE MUFFIN MAN
spigot: SLEEPY |
spigot |
#dizzy #muffins #singing #spigot-solo #the-muffin-man #toilet #woodring-room-background |
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1,533 | 12/10/2002 | english muffins deuce: WHO WANTS ENGLISH MUFFINS ????
deuce: (PRESENTS CAKES OF SHIT ON A NICE PLATTER)
atandt: THESE ARE NOT ENGLISH MUFFINS |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #coprophagia #mousehole #muffins #shit #woodring-room-background |
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1,534 | 12/11/2002 | pot brownie recipe : OZONE'S POT BROWNIE RECIPE
ozone: 1/3 C FLOUR 1/4 TEASP BAKING POWDER 3 TABLESP SHORTENING (BUTTER WORKS FINE) 3/4 C SUGAR (BROWN WORKS GREAT) DASH SALT 2 TABLESP CORN SYRUP 1 BEATEN EGG 1 SQUARE BAKING CHOCOLATE 1 TABLESP VANILLA 3/4 C CHOPPED NUTS (OPTIONAL) A COFFEE GRINDER HALF FULL, FINELY GROUND
ozone: THE CORN SYRUP SEEMS TO BE THE KEY TO THE WHOLE THING. THERE'S NO NEED TO CLEAN THE ACTIVE INGREDIENT, JUST STUFF IT IN THERE WHOLE. MAKE A POT OF COFFEE AFTERWARDS WITHOUT CLEANING THE GRINDER
ozone: MIX SHORTENING, SUGAR, CORN SYRUP, EGG; SIFT IN FLOUR, BAKING POWDER, SALT, STIR IN CHOCOLATE AND EVERYTHING ELSE. PUT IN GREASED 8" PAN (GLASS IS BEST). BAKE 20 MINUTES AT 350F LET COOL. CUT INTO 8 PIECES, TEST CAREFULLY. |
ozone |
#bonequest-hi-fi #brownies #cooking #dope #drugs #marijuana #mousehole #ozone-solo #pot #recipe #wisdom #woodring-room-background |
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1,535 | 12/12/2002 | the hills pants: THE HILLS ARE ALIVE NUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH ANAL
spigot: I VOTED AGAINST PROP 210 (ANAL GROPERY IN THE 415 AREA CODE)
spigot: SQUEEZING A PERFECT CURLY "S" OF TOOTHPASTE OUT ALONG MY FAT BONER AND BRUSHING YOUR TEETH BEFORE AND AFTER EVERY MEAL
deuce: I HEAR THAT
spigot: JERK LIKE YOU MEAN IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
pants: DON'T LOOK AT THE FUCKING CAMERA
deuce: CUT |
deuce pants spigot |
#415-area-code #anal #cut #deuce-pants-spigot #jerking #nuggh #toothpaste #woodring-field-background |
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1,536 | 12/13/2002 | pulls spigot: T PANTS "PLZ" SOUNDS LIKE "PULLS" NOT "PLEASE"
pants: MAYBE I CAN TRAIN IT TO USE THE TOILET
atandt: PLZ STP FLSHNG
pants: I WANT TO GET THE DICKS INTO MY MOUTH AS FAST AS POSSIBLE SO I SHORTEN THE WORD "PLEASE"
spigot: T ATANDT LVL 2WO PLZ
atandt: PLEASE GET OFF ME
pants: I PRONOUNCE IT "PULZ"
atandt: PLZ GT FF ME
deuce: PLEASE USE VOWELS |
atandt deuce pants spigot |
#atandt-deuce-pants-spigot #dicks #grammar #mouth-of-pants #plz #toilet #vowels #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,537 | 12/14/2002 | tag team atandt: <DOUBLESPACE>HI</DOUBLESPACE>
deuce: <STRIKEOUT>SUCK A COCK</STRIKEOUT>
spigot: ROKKEN WITH DOKKEN AND SUCKEN KOKKEN
spigot: THAT'S NOT GOLF, THAT DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE DORF |
atandt deuce spigot |
#atandt-deuce-disconnect #cocksucking #dokken #dorf #golf #html #syntax #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,538 | 12/15/2002 | identity fraud or warning: no pixels were selected pants: T SPIGOT WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT NO QUEERS AFTER 10PM
pants: T SPIGOT OH SORRY I THOUGHT YOU WERE THAT OTHER GUY
pants: T DEUCE WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT NO QUEERS AFTER 10PM |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deja-vu #huffy-pants #pants-solo #pink-floyd #woodring-field-background |
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1,539 | 12/16/2002 | good gravy deuce: BEAT ME OFF
pants: RELEASE THE HOSTAGES FIRST
deuce: NO PROMISES |
deuce pants |
#beating-off #deja-vu #deuce-pants #handjob #hostages #negotiations #terrorism #woodring-room-background |
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1,540 | 12/17/2002 | dream work(s) spigot: T DREAMWORKS HOW ABOUT A MOVIE WHERE I TOTE ALONG A MINATURE RAPE KIT WHEREVER I GO
deuce: T SPIGOT BUSTA RHYMES SCARES ME
spigot: OKAY YOU GET BACK TO ME |
deuce spigot |
#busta-rhymes #deuce-spigot #dreamworks #rapekit #typo #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,541 | 12/18/2002 | live nude idiots uncredited woman: THANKS FOR LETTING ME VOTE !!!! THE FREEDOM TO PUSH YOU OUT OF THE WAY WITH MY STROLLER AND MY 4X4 !!!! AMERICA / AMERICA
uncredited woman: I PUT TAMPONS IN MY CUNT
uncredited woman: SAY WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MY TITS ??? DO I GET CHILD SUPPORT PAYMENTS BEFORE OR AFTER THE ACT ??? ALL I KNOW IS I CAN'T COOK BUT I CAN SWING ON A POLE |
harriet |
#bong #child-support #cunt #girl #harriet #tampons #uncredited-character #woodring-room-background |
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1,542 | 12/19/2002 | diffy daffy deuce: DIPPY DAPPY
atandt: STOP WITH THE GAY TALK
atandt: START WITH THE GAY |
atandt deuce |
#afraid-deuce #atandt-deuce #deja-vu #deucegrin #drunk-deuce #gay #gay-talk #marvel #reduplication #white-background |
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1,543 | 12/20/2002 | disney land spigot: I WAS GRABBED AND MOLESTED THERE, THEN HE CUT OFF MY HEAD AND DRAINED MY BLOOD INTO THE TOILET AND FLUSHED IT
spigot: REAL MATURE |
spigot |
#disney #molestation #mousehole #toilet #violence #woodring-room-background |
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1,544 | 12/21/2002 | bytes per second ozone: 8543515 BYTES RECEIVED IN 18.5 SECONDS (461904 BYTES/S)
deuce: YOU KEEP SAYING THAT KIND OF STUFF
ozone: WONDER WHY ALL THE 4.4 DERIVED CLIENTS GIVE BYTES/S
deuce: I'M GAY
ozone: WE KNOW
deuce: JUST CHECKING |
deuce ozone |
#deuce-ozone #drunk-deuce #gay #mousehole #unix #woodring-room-background |
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1,545 | 12/22/2002 | at the end of the day you're still fresh off the bus deuce: T SPIGOT IT'S JUST YOU AND ME SIR
spigot: CHRISTMAS ERECTIONS
deuce: JUST FINISHED DEALING WITH MINE
spigot: WHEW |
deuce spigot |
#christmas #deuce-spigot #erections #woodring-field-background |
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1,546 | 12/23/2002 | insect kingdom atandt: I'M A BEE
deuce: WELCOME, BEE
atandt: BZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZ ZZZZ
atandt: ZZZZZZZ
atandt: ZZZZZZZZZZ SIGH
atandt: ALL RIGHT I'M A FAG
deuce: WELCOME, BEE |
atandt deuce |
#bees #fags #mousehole #no-greytext #repetition #woodring-room-background |
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1,547 | 12/24/2002 | repeatedly striking you with a shovel deuce: RAPE CLAUSE
pants: STARRING TIM ALLEN I HOPE AND PRAY
pants: YOU AND YOUR FINE PRINT
deuce: WE ALSO WOULD HAVE ACCEPTED "BOY I'M SURE NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO CHRISTMAS THEN"
pants: END OF Q4 IS GOING TO SUCK
deuce: BGAHLUAHGLUHAG |
deuce pants |
#christmas #cocksucking-noises #deuce-pants #q4 #rape #shovel #tim-allen |
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1,548 | 12/25/2002 | xmas special 2002 spigot: OKAY I'M NOT GOING TO BE MAD I'M JUST GOING TO PRETEND THAT'S A YULE LOG
pants: MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY !!!
spigot: HURBLE DURBLE CAN'T RUIN MY CHRISTMAS DOOT DOOT DOOT GARGLE ME ELMO
pants: AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!!
spigot: OKAY HURRY IT UP BECAUSE FRIENDS IS ON
pants: I HAVE TROUBLE MAINTAINING AN ERECTION WITHOUT FUZZY CHILDREN'S TOYS |
pants spigot |
#cant-beat-off-if #christmas #christmas-tree-lights #erections #friends #jen #log #nonstandard-title-panel #pants-spigot #sesame-street #tickle-me-elmo #yule-log |
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1,549 | 12/26/2002 | keyboad seems to wok pants: 54[11~QWETYUIOP[]\';LLKJJHGHGFDSAZXCVBNM./
pants: OKAY
pants: THE KEYBOAD SEEMS TO WOK EXCEPT FO THE COMMA AND THE '"' KEY |
pants |
#keyboard-testing #pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,550 | 12/27/2002 | parking's not so bad in the winter spigot: FUCKING YOUR STUPID PANSY FACE AND STOMPING IT INTO THE MUD
spigot: PULLING YOUR PANTS DOWN AND BREAKING NOT ONE NOT TWO BUT THREE BROOMS
spigot: JAMMING MY THUMBS INTO YOUR EYEBALLS AND RUINING YOUR CONNECTIVITY YOU STUPID COCKSUCKER
pants: I SENSE ANGER |
pants spigot |
#abner-louima #anger #bonequest-hd #brooms #pants-spigot #violence #woodring-field-background |
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1,551 | 12/28/2002 | jailhouse singalong spigot: A JAILHOUSE SINGALONG?!?!!? OH BOY
spigot: FRERE JACQUES / FRERE JACQUES
spigot: JUST THE CHILD MOLESTERS THIS TIME |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #child-molestation #child-molesters #frere-jacques #math #michael-jackson #molestation #music #oh-boy #pi #prison #singing #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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1,552 | 12/29/2002 | we'll never know for sure spigot: HOW THE DICKS/BALLS GOT INTO MY FACE, WELL I GUESS WE'LL NEVER REALLY KNOW FOR SURE
spigot: [CURTAIN]
spigot: BHLABHLAHBLAURHLBUAHRL
pants: THE BEST SCHOOL PLAY EVER |
pants spigot |
#balls #cocksucking-noises #curtain-drop #dicks #pants-spigot #school-play #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,553 | 12/30/2002 | light years away pants: UH OH
dick: WHAT NOW
pants: T-THE GLORY HOLE HAS SOMEHOW CLOSED UP (AS IF IT WAS A MAGICAL WORMHOLE IN THE SPACE TIME WHATEVER) AND I AM STUCK FIRM HERE SOMEBODY GET A PRY BAR BEFORE THE CLEANING STAFF SHOWS UP
dick: DUDE GIVE IT UP
dick: NOTHING CAN BE DONE
pants: THE OTHER END OF MY DONG COULD BE LIGHT YEARS AWAY |
dick pants |
#coy-pants #dick-pants #dicks #glory-hole #hole #lowercase #mousehole #woodring-room-background #wormhole |
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1,554 | 12/31/2002 | murder most choppy spigot: WILD ZOOMS AND PANS OF GEN-X KIDS AT THE FOOD COURT????? SHOWING OFF THEIR PIERCED TONGUES AND HIGH-FIVING EACH OTHER?????? HOLDING UP CORN DOGS, LARGE DRINKS?????????
deuce: ALL BEING BRUTALLY MURDERED
spigot: INTERSPERSED WITH SOMBER, BLACK/WHITE SEGMENTS WHERE THEY SIT ON STEPS AND TALK ABOUT SMOKING, DRUG ABUSE
deuce: GLAGLGALG MURDER MOST CHOPPY |
deuce spigot |
#corn-dog #deuce-spigot #drugs #gen-x #large-drinks #murder #smoking #somber #woodring-field-background |