BONEQUEST

EPISODES: 2002

No. Date   Title / Dialog Players Tags
1,188 1/1/2002 happy new year fuckheads (part ii)
spigot: I HAD SOME GOOD CHRISTMAS JOKES SET UP AND A SPECIAL ASCII NEW YEAR'S PICTURE I WAS WORKING ON BUT NOW I JUST THINK "WHY BOTHER"
spigot
#ascii
#christmas
#depression
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
1,189 1/2/2002 large green dropcloth
spigot: THIS LARGE GREEN DROPCLOTH WILL PROTECT OUR PALACE atandt: LIKE THE GIANT DOILY PROTECTS THE PENTAGON
atandt
spigot
#atandt-spigot
#pentagon
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
1,190 1/3/2002 prostitutes and migrant workers
pants: THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE HERE atandt: WHAT NOW pants: I STRANGLED ANOTHER PROSTITUTE atandt: I AM NOT HEARING THIS pants: HALF OF HER IS IN THE TRUNK atandt: DID ANYONE SEE YOU pants: I THINK THE OTHER HALF ESCAPED pants: ANYWAY THE OIL DRUMS BEHIND THE HOUSE ARE ALL CRAMMED FULL pants: WILL YOU HELP ME PUT THE PROSTITUTE BACK TOGETHER pants: LET'S ATTACH HER TO THE MIGRANT WORKER WE BURIED atandt: 911 pants: HANG THAT PHONE UP AND I'LL LET YOU POKE HER CUNT WITH A PENCIL atandt: OKAY
atandt
pants
#charles-ng
#cunt
#drums-of-concrete
#mousehole
#prostitute
#woodring-room-background
1,191 1/4/2002 rfc-1459
atandt: JOIN #ICONS_OF_FATNESS pants: JOIN #PRICKS atandt: JOIN #DICKS pants: JOIN #WANGS, #DONGS atandt: JOIN #BUTTERBALLS pants: JOIN #DUH atandt: JOIN #FARTS pants: JOIN #URINEPARTY atandt: JOIN #BONEQUEST pants: OH GOD DON'T GO THERE THAT PLACE IS FULL OF FAGS
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#fatness
#irc
#rfc
#urine
#woodring-stairs-background
1,192 1/5/2002 talkin' tolkien
spigot: MORE LIKE ***BORED*** OF THE RINGS spigot: MORE LIKE ***LONG*** OF THE RINGS spigot: LOAD OF THE CRAP spigot: FILK OF THE FACE spigot: SUCK OF THE DICK
spigot
#filking
#lord-of-the-rings
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
1,193 1/6/2002 pants gets a reboot
pants: ACTIVATING IPV4 PACKET FORWARDING pants: STARTING RPC.PORTMAP pants: MOUNTING REMOTE FILE SYSTEMS pants: STARTING SYSLOG, INETD, SSHD AND LPD FOR SOME REASON pants: LOADING THE IBCS MODULE (IN A VERY GAY WAY) pants: APACHE START: HTTPD STARTED pants: RUNNING GPM pants: HURRAY I BOOTED
pants
#booting
#gpm
#ibcs
#ipv4
#loading
#lpd
#packet-forwarding
#pants-solo
#reboot
#remote-file-system
#sshd
#syslog
#too-many-tags
#unix
1,194 1/7/2002 backed up till friday
spigot: THREE FUCKING CHEERS FOR MY FAT SELF spigot: I JUST ATE A WHOLE PUMPKIN PIE IN THE LIVING ROOM spigot: I AM SERIOUSLY LIKE AN OCTOPUS AT A BONER BUFFET spigot: I'M GOING TO BE BACKED UP TILL FRIDAY spigot: JUST BECAUSE IT'S IN UPPERCASE DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT GAY
spigot
#fatness
#friday
#not-gay
#pie
#spigot-solo
#uppercase
1,195 1/8/2002 upskirt
pants: T SPIGOT CAN I STALK YOU WITH MY UPSKIRT CAM spigot: YOU HAD ME AT T SPIGOT
pants
spigot
#camera
#pants-spigot
#upskirt
#woodring-field-background
1,196 1/9/2002 hooky
spigot: I AM PLAYING HOOKY FROM WORK AND I NEED TO KNOW WHAT I SHOULD BUY AT THE STORE deuce: STRING CHEESE spigot: THAT DOESN'T EXACTLY CELEBRATE STAYING HOME
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#sfw
#string-cheese
1,197 1/10/2002 pardon me
spigot: PARDON ME BUT I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL MIND
spigot
#a-beautiful-mind
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
1,198 1/11/2002 there's something about ike
atandt: I LIKE IKE atandt: HE LIKES IKE atandt: WE LIKE IKE atandt: THEY LIKE IKE atandt: WE ALL LIKE IKE
atandt
#atandt-solo
#eisenhower
#ike
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
1,199 1/12/2002 what can i do
spigot: I'M A 45-YEAR-OLD MAN WHO'S ANGERED BY SPAM!!! WHAT CAN I DO??? spigot: I'M A USELESS HOUSEWIFE WHO'D LIKE TO GET A WEB PAGE!!! WHAT CAN I DO??? spigot: I'M A GRAD STUDENT WHO'D LIKE TO BRING EMAIL TO THIRD-WORLD CULTURES. WHAT CAN I DO??? spigot: DO THESE PEOPLE EXIST
spigot
#email
#sfw
#spigot-solo
1,200 1/13/2002 pringle(s)
spigot: I CAN OPEN A CAN OF PRINGLES USING JUST MY TEETH AND BOTH HANDS AND A CAN OPENER
spigot
#potato-chips
#pringles
#sfw
#spigot-solo
1,201 1/14/2002 hot pricks
spigot: I'M PH-BALANCED FOR HOT PRICKS spigot: HOT MEANING THEY BURN MY MOUTH spigot: I NEED SOME CORT-AID
spigot
#dickswiss
#no-greytext
#pricks
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
1,202 1/15/2002 consenting adults
deuce: WHAT CONSENTING ADULTS DO WITHIN THE PRIVACY OF THEIR OWN HOME IS STILL DISGUSTING
deuce
#deuce-solo
#woodring-field-background
1,203 1/16/2002 what dreams may come
spigot: WHAT DREAMS MAY COME spigot: AND GOD BLESS GRANDMA spigot: AND GOD BLESS GRANDPA spigot: AND HURRRRRRK AND GLLLLK AND BLOWJOBS
spigot
#blowjobs
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
1,204 1/17/2002 gayer than thou
pants: GAYER THAN THOU deuce: PERHAPS deuce: PERHAPS NOT
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#gay
#gay-contest
#no-greytext
#woodring-field-background
1,205 1/18/2002 best thing
deuce: YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST THING ABOUT TITS ARE ?? deuce: THEY DON'T TALK
deuce
#deuce-solo
#misogyny
#tits
#woodring-stairs-background
1,206 1/19/2002 i have a question
pants: I HAVE A QUESTION pants: DOES CHERRY COKE MAKE YOU GAY pants: I'M ASKING FOR A FRIEND YOU SEE
pants
#cherry-cokes
#coca-cola
#gay
#low-res
#mousehole
#pants-solo
#woodring-room-background
1,207 1/20/2002 mail from asia
atandt: PORN STAR ASIA CARRERA WRITES: "BOY, THAT CARTOON ABOUT ME WAS HYSTERICAL. YOU GUYS SHOULD GET A JOB WITH ROSANNE. THEN YOU CAN ALL BE NOT FUNNY TOGETHER... " atandt: THANKS FOR THE LETTER LADY atandt: NEXT TIME ATTACH SOME JPEGS, IT IS DIFFICULT BEATING OFF TO ASCII pants: WAIT WAIT ASK HER IF SHE RUNS LINUX
atandt
pants
#asia-carrera
#linux
#porn
#reader-mail
#roseanne
#woodring-stairs-background
1,208 1/21/2002 bukkake
spigot: I WAS GOING TO COMMIT SEPPUKU BUT I ACCIDENTALLY COMMITTED BUKKAKE
spigot
#bukkake
#cum
#japan
#semen
#seppuku
#spigot-solo
#suicide
#woodring-field-background
1,209 1/22/2002 jerktest
atandt: THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY JERK SYSTEM atandt: THE JERK YOU'VE JUST HEARD WAS A TEST atandt: IF THIS WAS AN ACTUAL JERK atandt: YOU'D BE ALL STICKY
atandt
#jizz
#this-is-a-test
#woodring-field-background
1,210 1/23/2002 content is king
spigot: JUST GET ME TO THE BEAT OFF SHIT spigot: CONTENT IS KING spigot: HURRRRRRRR 1998 spigot: OBTASTELESS: I TOOK A SHIT
spigot
#spigot
#spigot-solo
#usenet
1,211 1/24/2002 in dreams
pants: ARE YOU THE VALID FILEHANDLE I'VE BEEN DREAMING OF
pants
#mountain-background
#unix
1,212 1/25/2002 wonderful acoustics
spigot: DO YA KNOW / WHERE YOU'RE GOIN' TO spigot: DO YA LIKE / THE THINGS THAT / LIFE IS SHOWIN' YOU spigot: CAN I START / BY BLOWIN' YOU spigot: BAM BAM BAM SIR IN THE STALL NEXT TO MY OWN pants: AREN'T THE ACOUSTICS IN HERE WONDERFUL
pants
spigot
#diana-ross
#pants-spigot
#singing
#sir-in-the-next-stall
#stall
#stall-bamming
1,213 1/26/2002 going next door
spigot: I'M GOING NEXT DOOR TO FAGGO'S PIZZA AND GET SOME JERKSAUCE
spigot
#jerksauce
#pizza
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
1,214 1/27/2002 january 27th 2002
atandt: YOU KNOW pants: WHAT? pants: OK
atandt
pants
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
1,215 1/28/2002 try as i might
spigot: TRY AS I MIGHT I JUST CAN'T EXPLAIN AWAY THESE COCKS spigot: I'LL JUST CHALK IT UP TO INEXPERIENCE spigot: MY MOUTH IS SORE, YES, BUT I'LL HAVE NO MORE CURIOSITY ABOUT THIS BIZARRE COVER-UP spigot: ALSO MY MOUTH IS NOT A COIN-OP spigot: I'M NOT ON HERE FOR MY HEALTH YOU DUMB FUCKS spigot: ARRRRRR I'M PEG-LEG PETE spigot: ALL RIGHT PANSY PETE spigot: DOWN AND OUT IN JERKCITY
spigot
#spigot-solo
1,216 1/29/2002 reese witherspoon
deuce: IF I CHANGE MY NAME TO REESE WITHERSPOON CAN I AT LEAST GET SOME pants: ALL RIGHT pants: I WILL WAIT FOR THE COURT ORDER BEFORE I HUALGHLUAHLUAHLUAHLAG WHO AM I TRYING TO FOOL HERE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dicklicking
#woodring-field-background
1,217 1/30/2002 holy jeez
spigot: HERE'S MY PORTFOLIO spigot: LOOK OUT spigot: HOLY JEEZ spigot: NOW THE WIND IS CARRYING IT AWAY spigot: MY VISUAL AIDS
spigot
#physical-comedy
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
1,218 1/31/2002 usenet porn
deuce: HANDS UP !!! WHO FINDS TRANSVESTITE AND TRANSSEXUAL PORN AROUSING ????????? deuce: WHAT ?????? NO ONE ON THE ENTIRE FUCKING PLANET ??????????????????????? deuce: SO YOU CAN STOP POSTING THEM NOW FUCKFACE
deuce
#deuce-solo
#fuckface
#porn
#transsexual
#transvestite
#usenet
#woodring-room-background
1,219 2/1/2002 less coherent than usual
spigot: KNOB HILL
spigot
#bay-area
#san-francisco
#sfw
#spigot-solo
1,220 2/2/2002 marrying britney
pants: ARE YOU THE TALIBAN deuce: MAYBE deuce: WHO'S ASKING pants: BRITNEY SPEARS-PANTS deuce: IN THAT CASE I WILL GIVE AN UNQUALIFIED MAYBE
deuce
pants
#britney-spears
#deuce-pants
#somber-deuce
#taliban
#woodring-room-background
1,221 2/3/2002 i've been here the whole time people
spigot: I'VE BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME PEOPLE spigot: I WILL RAPE A VIRGIN TO CLEANSE MYSELF OF AIDS/HIV
spigot
#africa
#aids
#hiv
#no-greytext
#rape
#spigot-solo
#virgin
#woodring-field-background
1,222 2/4/2002 the dreaded electric pencil sharpener
pants: MMMMMFFPTHPTPPTHTPHTHFHFTTHTHHH pants: MY BONER HAS ITS OWN STORY pants: CHAPTER 1: IN THE BEGINNING THERE WERE DICKS pants: CHAPTER 2: PLAYING WITH IT, SHAPING IT, CAPPING IT OFF pants: CHAPTER 9: OPENING THE UMBRELLA UP INSIDE ME pants: CHAPTER 28: THE DREADED ELECTRIC PENCIL SHARPENER pants: HURRRRRRANG HUHHHHH pants: (CHANGING PITCH) HUHHH GHLLGULGLKLG
pants
#boner
#dicks
#pants-solo
#pencil-sharpener
#umbrella
#woodring-stairs-background
1,223 2/5/2002 soliloquy
deuce: I LOVE DICK deuce: NOT YOUR DICK JUST DICK IN GENERAL deuce: DICK AS A CONCEPT deuce: AN IDEALIZED ALGHSLGHS
deuce
#deuce-solo
#deucegrin
#dick
#platonic-idealism
#woodring-stairs-background
1,224 2/6/2002 stoned again
hanford: ARE YOU STONED ON THE SET AGAIN pants: MY GOOD MAN WHAT ON EARTH GIVES YOU THAT IDEA hanford: WELL ... pants: YES GO ON hanford: THE BONG, THE BAG OF DOPE, THE LIGHTERS pants: I SEE hanford: THAT BONG POKER YOU FASHIONED OUT OF A WIRE COAT HANGER pants: ISN'T IT CUTE hanford: THESE ROLLING PAPERS, THIS BRICK OF HASH pants: HMM pants: IS THAT ALL YOU'VE GOT deuce: CASE DISMISSED
deuce
hanford
pants
#bong
#dope
#drugs
#hash
#marijuana
#pot-smoking
#stoned
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-room-background
1,225 2/7/2002 look here for great values
deuce: DON'T EVER /P ME AGAIN atandt: LOOK HERE FOR GREAT VALUES deuce: I'M LOOKING UNDERNEATH YOUR SKIRT BUT I'M NOT FINDING ANYTHING (JUST A CUNT) atandt: KEEP LOOKING deuce: DUDE A PACK OF CIGARETTES
atandt
deuce
#cigarette
#cunt
#deucegrin
#woodring-stairs-background
1,226 2/8/2002 one more time
pants: I'M ONLY GOING TO EXPLAIN THIS ONE MORE TIME SO I WANT YOU TO PAY CLOSE ATTENTION pants: I CANNOT BEAT OFF OR EVEN GET AN ERECTION UNLESS I CAN SMELL THE CATBOX AND THAT IS WHY IT HAS TO BE IN HERE WITH US
pants
#cant-beat-off-if
#catbox
#pants-solo
#poo
1,227 2/9/2002 from 6pm to 8pm
atandt: T DEUCE I'D LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT I'LL BE WANG CHUNGING FROM 6PM TO 8PM TONIGHT deuce: T ATANDT YOU ANNOUNCE THAT EVERY SINGLE DAY SIR atandt: T DEUCE CAN'T STOP THE CHUNGING deuce: T ATANDT WANG CHUNG MEANS "PERFECT BLOWJOB"
atandt
deuce
#atandt-deuce
#blowjob
#scheduling
#wang-chung
#woodring-stairs-background
1,228 2/10/2002 apollo 13
spigot: OKAY PEOPLE THE APOLLO 13 IS BROKEN AGAIN spigot: SOMEONE GET OUT AND PUSH
spigot
#apollo-13
#filler-panel
#nasa
#sfw
#space
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
1,229 2/11/2002 sort of spurting
pants: I'M SORT OF SPURTING HERE TOO IF YOU CARE pants: IF YOU FUCKING CARE AT ALL ABOUT ME HERE pants: HERE SPURTING pants: OKAY DONE SPURTING THE PLACE UP HERE pants: HI
pants
#pants-solo
#spurt
#woodring-room-background
1,230 2/12/2002 eating out
deuce: BEST PART ABOUT EATING OUT IS EATING YOU OUT
deuce
#deuce-solo
#mousehole
#oral-sex
#woodring-room-background
1,231 2/13/2002 locate deuce
atandt: COMPUTER atandt: LOCATE DEUCE atandt: COMPUTER atandt: LOCATE DEUCE atandt: COMPUTER atandt: SIGH atandt: FOLKS MY STAR TREK COMMUNICATOR IS BROKEN deuce: T ATANDT YOU HAVE TO TAP IT LIKE THEY DO IN THE NEXT GENERATION
atandt
deuce
#computer
#folks
#sfw
#star-trek
#woodring-stairs-background
1,232 2/14/2002 evil spirits
deuce: JERKING OFF WILL KEEP THE EVIL SPIRITS AWAY deuce: OR AT LEAST FEEL GOOD
deuce
#desperation
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#filler-panel
#jerking
#woodring-room-background
1,233 2/15/2002 where are you now that we need you
pants: IS IT JUST ME OR IS IT MORE PUNK ROCK TO LIKE STARBUCKS AND LISTEN TO MADONNA
pants
#madonna
#pants-solo
#sfw
#starbucks
#woodring-room-background
1,234 2/16/2002 no i guess not
pants: WILL YOU PLEASE MASTURBATE TO MY FACE deuce: OKAY I CAN DO THAT pants: GET READY TO ROCK STEADY deuce: HOLD IT deuce: HOLD IT deuce: SPENT pants: DO YOU MIND IF I OPEN MY MOUTH WIDE AND WAGGLE MY TONGUE deuce: NO I GUESS NOT
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#jerking
#masturbation
#mouth
#tongue
1,235 2/17/2002 a proof of life
deuce: NEXT TIME I ASK FOR A PROOF OF LIFE I WOULD LIKE SOMETHING OTHER THAN STILL-WARM SHIT
deuce
#bonequest-hi-fi
#deuce-solo
#mousehole
#proof
#shit
#woodring-room-background
1,236 2/18/2002 sir i must insist
pants: COCKS ??? atandt: DICKS !!! pants: WHAT ??? NO !!! COCKS atandt: SIR I MUST INSIST: DICKS pants: NO NO I PROTEST: COCKS atandt: DICKS OVER COCKS pants: COCKS INSTEAD OF DICKS??? OUTRAGOUS atandt: MY GOOD MAN pants: COME WITH ME atandt: MY GOD MAN
atandt
pants
#argument
#atandt-pants
#cocks
#dicks
#fighting-irish-pose
#huffy-pants
#woodring-stairs-background
1,237 2/19/2002 speak english or die
deuce: T PANTS UNER DICKLICKEN pants: T DEUCE ENGLISH deuce: T PANTS SRAUMEN UNEN BALLEN UNDER SCHIESSEN pants: T DEUCE SPEAK ENGLISH OR DIE deuce: T PANTS CAN I BORROW TEN DOLLARS
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#german
#huffy-pants
#speak-english-or-die
1,238 2/20/2002 back stage
hanford: WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR ME TODAY pants: OKAY OKAY UH hanford: SIGH pants: HOW ABOUT I SING A RADIOHEAD SONG hanford: AND pants: AND WE TITLE IT "KID J" hanford: THAT JUST SUCKS pants: BUT I hanford: NO REALLY, THAT'S JUST LAME pants: MY GRANDFATHER USED TO DRAW JERKCITY ??? hanford: WHAT pants: I MEAN UH LET ME GET BACK TO YOU hanford: LORD GIVE ME STRENGTH hanford: SURELY I DESERVE BETTER THAN BACKSTAGE AT A WEB COMIC
hanford
pants
#behind-the-scenes
#grandfather-of-pants
#hanford
#hanford-pants
#huffy-pants
#meta
#radiohead
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
1,239 2/21/2002 under the couch
deuce: WHERE THE HELL'S MY TIVO REMOTE
deuce
#deuce-solo
#tivo
#woodring-room-background
1,240 2/22/2002 wumpus
atandt: SIR YOU ARE SERIOUSLY HUNTING MY WUMPUS deuce: I'M RAPING YOUR FACE TOO atandt: THAT WAS NOT A PART OF THE SYLLABUS
atandt
deuce
#rape
#syllabus
#woodring-field-background
#wumpus
1,241 2/23/2002 masturbating to star wars
spigot: IF I WERE MASTURBATING TO STAR WARS I WOULD BE HAND SOLO pants: WHAT ABOUT STAR TREK?
pants
spigot
#masturbation
#pants-spigot
#smooth-fonts
#star-trek
#star-wars
#woodring-field-background
1,242 2/24/2002 everyone in marketing
spigot: I CANNOT TELL IF EVERYONE IN MARKETING IS A POLISHED, PROFESSIONAL MORMON OR JUST SUPER-HIGH ON THE COKE DUST spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO ERR ON THE SIDE OF CAUTION AND LICK ON THE SIDE OF DICKLICKING spigot: I SEE LITTLE TO NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT
spigot
#cocaine
#dicklicking
#mormons
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
1,243 2/25/2002 mars
deuce: T PANTS WHAT'S UP WITH THOSE NINE EYES OF YOURS FUCKO pants: T DEUCE I'M FROM MARS deuce: T PANTS I WOULD ALSO HAVE ACCEPTED "ALL THE BETTER TO SUCK YOU WITH" pants: T DEUCE I WOULD WANT TO ADD "MY DEAR" TO THAT AND THEN IT'S TOO LONG pants: CAN I PLEASE HAVE A HUG NOW
deuce
pants
#a-love-story
#deuce-pants
#hugs
#mars
#pants-origin
#woodring-stairs-background
1,244 2/26/2002 multiple horrible monsters
deuce: OCCAM'S RAZOR INDICATES THAT IT IS NOT MULTIPLE HORRIBLE MONSTERS THAT RESIDE IN MY TROUSERS BUT INSTEAD JUST ONE MONSTER
deuce
#deuce-solo
#occams-razor
#sfw
#trousers
#woodring-stairs-background
1,245 2/27/2002 muppets
spigot: HEY EVERYONE MUPPETS ARE ON spigot: AND BY "MUPPETS" I MEAN FAT DICKS
spigot
#dicks
#mousehole
#muppets
#spigot-solo
1,246 2/28/2002 the toilet stall bandit
spigot: BAM BAM BAM pants: OCCUPIED spigot: GIMME YOUR WALLET pants: PARDON??? spigot: GIVE IT UP WHITEY pants: NO spigot: GIVE IT UP HOMES pants: NO spigot: HOMESLICE pants: NO spigot: HOME FRIES pants: NO spigot: SEASONED CURLY FRIES pants: NO AND NO spigot: I'M OUT OF TOILET PAPER
pants
spigot
#fries
#huffy-pants
#pants-spigot
#stall
#stall-bamming
#toilet
#woodring-stairs-background
1,247 3/1/2002 abort retry ignore fail
pants: FORMAT A: pants: YES THAT'S RIGHT I'M A POWER USER STAND BACK pants: ABORT RETRY IGNORE FAIL pants: OKAY WHERE'S SYSLOG ON THIS THING pants: DOES ANYBODY REALLY THINK THE BOFH SERIES IS FUNNY pants: MAYBE I SHOULD KNOCK OFF TO GO WATCH EASTENDERS AT THE PUB pants: (SINGING) BATCH FILES AND BONGHITS AND GAY DICKS pants: WELP I'D BETTER PAGE OZONE IN MEXICO BEFORE VAR DONGS FILLS UP ozone: PROTOCOL NOT SUPPORTED NOT A HARDWARE PROBLEM STARTING FROM BOOT PROCESS pants: THIS IS WHY THE DINOSAURS BECAME EXTINCT
ozone
pants
#bofh
#bonghit
#dos
#eastenders
#huffy-pants
#multiple-backgrounds
#ozone-pants
#singing
#unix
1,248 3/2/2002 i still see dicks
spigot: I STILL SEE DICKS EVEN WITH METROWERKS DEBUG NUB INSTALLED
spigot
#debug
#dicks
#high-res
#macintosh
#mousehole
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-backround
1,249 3/3/2002 pornography and shock tarts
atandt: I'D LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT ALL BONEQUEST PROFITS GO DIRECTLY TO PORNOGRAPHY (ALSO SHOCK TARTS) spigot: WOULD LIKE TO COMPARE AND CONTRAST SHOCK TARTS WITH PILLSBURY TOASTER STRUDELS spigot: THEN I WILL MAKE A FUNNY FAQ WITH ASCII ART
atandt
spigot
#porn
#woodring-room-background
1,250 3/4/2002 Extreme Deuce
: THINKS ABOUT THE DICK : SEES THE DICK : SERIOUS DICK PROCESSING UNIT
deuce
#anatomy
#deuce
#deuce-solo
#ecu
#white-background
1,251 3/5/2002 get on the bus
spigot: I'M BECKY SUNSHINE spigot: NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME I BELIEVE SPIKE LEE IS TELLING ME TO GET ON THE BUS
spigot
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
1,252 3/6/2002 did you run h2ph?
atandt: I'LL PUT THE WHOLE SYSTEM ON TRIAL pants: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH atandt: I'M MAD AS HELL AND NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE ??? pants: YOU'RE ALL OUT OF ORDER atandt: BIG WHEEL KEEPS ON TURNING pants: I WON'T GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT BLABAHAB ALL RIGHT FINE HAULGBULAHABG
atandt
pants
#a-few-good-men
#atandt-pants
#cocksucking
#cocksucking-noises
#fighting-irish-pose
#huffy-pants
#network
#proud-mary
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
1,253 3/7/2002 excuse me
spigot: EXCUSE ME BUT MY BONER IS LOOSE spigot: EVERYONE TUCK YOUR PANTS INTO YOUR SOCKS
spigot
#boner
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
1,254 3/8/2002 one for the crow
pants: ONE FOR THE CROW, PLEASE pants: WHAT pants: ALL RIGHT FINE ONE FOR HIGHLANDER IV THEN pants: WHAT ?!??! WHEN ???? pants: SIGH pants: DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING AT ALL WITH VAMPYRES OR SWORDSMEN pants: MAYBE THE VAMPYRES HAVE SWORDS pants: COULD YOU JUST PLEASE TAKE A CRAP IN MY MOUTH THEN
pants
#coprophagia
#goth
#highlander
#huffy-pants
#pants-solo
#the-crow
#vampyre
#viscera
#woodring-room-background
1,255 3/9/2002 queer quest
spigot: QUEER QUEST 2.0A1 spigot: HELP QUINCY QUEER NAVIGATE HIS WAY TO THE GOLDEN DONGS AND BALLS AND WHATEVER ELSE GETS INTO JERKCITY spigot: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PUBLISH ME
spigot
#infocom
#spigot-solo
#text-adventure
#woodring-stairs-background
1,256 3/10/2002 two words
: Brief Announcement: : There is no truth to the rumor that gweeds will appear in an upcoming episode of Jerkcity. spigot: TWO WORDS spigot: PEE SPLATTERED FACES deuce: SIR THAT'S THREE WORDS (SPUTTER)
deuce
spigot
#announcement
#caption
#deuce-spigot
#deucegrin
#gweeds
#pee
#urolagnia
#woodring-field-background
1,257 3/11/2002 virtually vacuous
chante: I HIT THIS WHITE MAN chante: SIR ????? I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT THIS !!! I GUESS I CAN'T HOLD DOWN MY E chante: DO YOU WANT TO CHECK YOUR E-MAIL ??? NO ???
chante
#chante-solo
#credited-woman
#edited
#woodring-stairs-background
1,258 3/12/2002 hmmmmmm
deuce: I WANT YOU TO PUT YOUR MOUTH ON MY BALLS AND HUM pants: HMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMM
deuce
pants
#balls
#eazy-e
#hum
#mousehole
#nwa
#smooth-fonts
#woodring-room-background
1,259 3/13/2002 a moment's pause
pants: HUGALUGAHUGAGAHULAHGLUHAULGHLHAG pants: BLAGHLUABLALUGBLAGLGAHULBAGHLUGAHULAHLAGHBLALGUHAG pants: HALUBGALUGHLBAGLHUBAGAGHALUALUGBAG pants: LGAUHGLBAGBLUABLAGULABGALGUHALBGLUBAG pants: BULAGBALGBHALUGHALUHGVBALGBLAG pants: PFFT PFFFFFT CAT HAIR PFFFT pants: LUGHBALAULGBLAGHULBAGLUBAGLHUALHALG
pants
#cat-hair
#cocksucking-noises
#pants-solo
#woodring-room-background
1,260 3/14/2002 hi atandt
:HEY: ATANDT deuce: FUCK YOU atandt: NOT THE WELCOME I WAS EXPECTING atandt: BUT IT'S A WELCOME NONE THE LESS atandt: IN CONCLUSION: FREE BLOWJOBS
atandt
deuce
HEY
#atandt-deuce
#atandt-deuce-disconnect
#caption
#white-background
1,261 3/15/2002 This Just In
pants: IF I WERE A NEWSCASTER I'D BE STONE D. PHILLIPS
pants
#marijuana
#news
#pants-solo
#smooth-fonts
#this-just-in
#woodring-field-background
1,262 3/16/2002 inevitable results
atandt: DANCING CAN LEAD TO FORNICATION
atandt
#atandt-solo
#dancing
#fornication
1,263 3/17/2002 Mideast Violence
spigot: ANNAN ADDRESSES MIDEAST VIOLENCE spigot: DEAR MIDEAST VIOLENCE. spigot: HOW ARE YOU? I AM FINE.
spigot
#how-are-you-i-am-fine
#politics
#sfw
#smooth-fonts
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
1,264 3/18/2002 beating off
:pants: THE ONE WITH 8 OR 9 EYES, NOT SHOWN IN THIS EPISODE --ED. deuce: T SPIGOT I HAVE PROOF THAT PANTS AND ATANDT ARE KISSING LATE AT NIGHT spigot: I WOULD BE INTERESTED IN BEATING OFF TO THIS PROOF
deuce
spigot
#angry-panel
#beating-off
#caption
#deuce-spigot
#kiss
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
1,265 3/19/2002 completely stimulating
pants: IT'S COMPLETELY STIMULATING pants: IT REALLY IS
pants
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
1,266 3/20/2002 CHOMO
pants: IN LONDON THEY'RE CALLED HAEMERROIDES deuce: WHATEVER PAEDOPHILE pants: CHOMO
deuce
pants
#british-english
#deuce-pants
#lets-make-a-deal
#smooth-fonts
#woodring-field-background
1,267 3/21/2002 welp
pants: TOP 10 WEIRD USENET THINGS I GOOGLED YESTERDAY WELP BETTER EAT A BURRITO
pants
#retconned
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
1,268 3/22/2002 eating the shed
atandt: WHERE DID THE BANDWIDTH GO atandt: OH GODDAMNIT PANTS BROKE INTO THE SHED AND HE'S EATING IT atandt: GET OUT OF THERE YOU STUPID ASSHOLE pants: CHOMP SLOBBER BUHHHHHHHH THIS IS DELICIOUS NUHHHHHHHH
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#bonequest-hd
#nuggh
#woodring-field-background
1,269 3/23/2002 sore prick
spigot: REPEAT: NOT JOKING ABOUT HOW MY LIFE IS IN THE TOILET spigot: HURRRRRRR HUH WAKING UP AT 3AM WONDERING spigot: BLUHHHHHHHHHHHHH BEATING OFF AND GOING BACK TO BED spigot: WAKING UP AND BEATING OFF BECAUSE I FORGOT I ALREADY DID THAT spigot: URF OOF SORE PRICK MUST KEEP BEATING AND PULLING
spigot
#no-greytext
#scared-spigot
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
1,270 3/24/2002 top five percent
spigot: WHOEVER IS IN CHARGE OF JIZZ PLEASE ANGLE IT OVER YONDER deuce: I HAVE SOME HANDY spigot: THEN YOU ARE TRULY IN MY TOP 5% OF ALL WEBSITES
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#jizz
1,271 3/25/2002 one thing
spigot: CAN I JUST SAY ONE THING spigot: I SURE LIKE SUCKING DICK deuce: WORD spigot: THANKS deuce: ZZZZZZZ spigot: JUST HAD TO COME BACK AND SAY PLEASE KEEP WHAT I SAID BEFORE CONFIDENTIAL deuce: ZZZZ deuce: ZZZZZZZZZ deuce: ZZZZZ spigot: NOT FROM THE FAGS THOUGH
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#dicksucking
#drunk-deuce
#fag
#sleep
#woodring-room-background
1,272 3/26/2002 eisenhower warned us
atandt: I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS MOMENT TO WARN YOU ALL ABOUT THE FECO-INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX pants: I USED TO LIKE IKE BUT NOW I CAN'T DECIDE BETWEEN GEORGE, PAUL OR JOHN
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#beatles
#fighting-irish-pose
#huffy-pants
#ike
#nobody-likes-ringo
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
1,273 3/27/2002 training day
pants: I'M GOING TO BE IN THE GLORY HOLE OLYMPICS spigot: GO FOR THE GOLD pants: RUN FOR THE ROSES
pants
spigot
#glory-hole
#olympics
#pants-spigot
#woodring-room-background
1,274 3/28/2002 flip flip flip
atandt: CAN YOU RETURN TO THE PART WHERE YOUR FACE IS IN MY LAP? deuce: I'M NOT FAMILIAR WITH THAT PARTICULAR SCENE deuce: FLIP FLIP FLIP deuce: I DON'T SEE IT HERE IN THE SCRIPT deuce: FLIP FLIP FLIP deuce: NOPE CAN'T FIND IT pants: T DEUCE HERE ON PAGE 28, IT'S A FOOTNOTE deuce: T PANTS STAY OUT OF THIS pants: POV: STARING AT A PATCH OF 501 BLUE JEANS, EXTREME CLOSEUP pants: T DEUCE DON'T WORRY THIS IS ONLY FOR THE DIRECTOR'S CUT deuce: T PANTS I SAID I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP pants: T DEUCE HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING
atandt
deuce
pants
#deja-vu
#directors-cut
#drinking
#flip-flip-flip
#white-background
1,275 3/29/2002 the things we find on usenet part i
spigot: IT'S NOT ENOUGH JUST TO LIKE JENNA JAMESON YOU HAVE TO ALSO CREATE A JENIDX.JPG spigot: WHAT A COMPLETE SURPRISE THAT JAPAN.GIF WAS A COMPLETE DISAPPOINTMENT spigot: I ALSO THINK BLACKHUNG.JPG IS SOMEWHAT MISLEADING
spigot
#filename
#jenna-jameson
#series
#spigot-solo
#usenet
1,276 3/30/2002 the things we find on usenet part ii
deuce: MONEY.ZIP deuce: VIEW.EXE deuce: INTRO_TO_AOL.TAR deuce: WIFEY.AVI deuce: I HOPE YOU GO EASIER ON MY NUTS THAN USUAL
deuce
#aol
#deuce-solo
#filename
#hi-fi
#nuts
#series
#usenet
#woodring-room-background
1,277 3/31/2002 end county maintained road
atandt: DO I LOOK FAT spigot: ONLY ABOUT THE FACE NECK HEAD ASS LEGS SHOULDERS AND BALLS atandt: BE MY FRIEND atandt: PAPAL INFIDELITY
atandt
spigot
#atandt-spigot
#balls
#fat
#fighting-irish-pose
#nonstandard-title-panel
#self-conscious
#woodring-stairs-background
1,278 4/1/2002 wegsleepregeling
spigot: I WILL SEE YOUR HONK AND RAISE YOU A BONK AND SOMETHING INVOLVING A DONK??? A CHONK??? WHATEVER IS MORE RACIST pants: I FOLD
pants
spigot
#deja-vu
#honk
#nonstandard-title-panel
#pants-spigot
#photo
#poker
#raise-you-a
#rhyming
#wegsleepregeling
#woodring-stairs-background
1,279 4/2/2002 where is that goddamn water closet
pants: HELLO ?????? IS ANYBODY HERE ??? spigot: SORRY THIS IS NOT THE DORK SQUAD OR THE DOOFUS CLUB OR THE DICKLICKER SOCIETY
pants
spigot
#dicklicker-society
#dicklicking
#doofus-club
#dork-squad
#nonstandard-title-panel
#pants-spigot
#title-mismatch
#woodring-stairs-background
1,280 4/3/2002 floater 101
atandt: I RATE THIS POO A C+ FOR EFFORT, STYLE pants: DID I JUST FLUSH YOUR REPORT CARD
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#fighting-irish-pose
#huffy-pants
#mousehole
#report-card
#woodring-room-background
1,281 4/4/2002 for the record
deuce: I WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT FOR THE RECORD THAT I AM A SURVIVOR pants: IN THAT YOU HAVE ENDURED SOMETHING ABOVE AND BEYOND THE REST OF HUMANITY pants: AND SOMEHOW MADE IT THROUGH ????? OR THAT NOTHING BAD HAPPENED TODAY deuce: I BROKE A NAIL pants: BUT YOU SURVIVED pants: OR IS THIS THE AFTERLIFE deuce: RIGHT
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#huffy-pants
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
1,282 4/5/2002 doctor dong
pants: DEAR DOCTOR DONG pants: MY FACE IS DRENCHED WITH SEED pants: PLEASE MARK FIXED/CLOSED
pants
#bug-report
#dongs
#facial
#pants-solo
#spurt
#woodring-stairs-background
1,283 4/6/2002 cocks up five
deuce: STOCK OPTIONS PLEASE spigot: COCKS ARE UP FIVE POINTS deuce: BUY LIKE CRAZY deuce: EITHER THAT OR SELL spigot: IN FACT MY OWN PERSONAL STRATEGY IS TO SELL THEM WHEN THEY'RE POKING AT ME AND THEN BUY THEM ALL UP AFTER THEY SPURT
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#finance
#mad-money
#poking
#spurt
#stocks
#woodring-field-background
1,284 4/7/2002 oh won't you shut up
ozone: IT SEEMS PANTS CANNOT SHUT UP ABOUT THE UPCOMING SPIDER-MAN MOVIE ozone: OH WON'T YOU SHUT UP pants: MY VACUUM CLEANER BROKE AGAIN AND ALSO I MIGHT BE GAY
ozone
pants
#gay
#movies
#ozone-pants
#spider-man
#vacuum-cleaner
#woodring-field-background
1,285 4/8/2002 holy jesus
deuce: THERE'S SERIOUS MESSING OF MY BUSINESS SUIT GOING ON HERE deuce: I WILL FIND THE CULPRIT IF IT IS THE LAST THING I DO deuce: HURBLE BURBLE I LIKE POO
deuce
#deuce-solo
#jesus
#mousehole
#poo
#woodring-room-background
1,286 4/9/2002 mystery core file
pants: I'M THAT MYSTERY CORE FILE SITTING AROUND LIKE A PILE OF SHIT NOBODY WILL CLEAN UP
pants
#core
#core-file
#pants-solo
#pile-of-shit
#shit
#unix
#woodring-stairs-background
1,287 4/10/2002 stalking my dog
spigot: DAY ONE DIGS IN THE DIRT AND SLEEPS spigot: DAY TWO EATS THEN SLEEPS IN THE SUN spigot: DAY THREE OBVIOUSLY WORKING ON PLAN TO ABUSE USENET
spigot
#dog
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#usenet
#woodring-stairs-background
1,288 4/11/2002 face it tiger you hit the jackpot
pants: THE DARK PHOENIX SAGA spigot: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT pants: J.K. SIMMONS AS J. JONAH JAMESON spigot: I CANNOT UNDERSTAND pants: FACE IT TIGER YOU HIT THE JACKPOT spigot: YOU LEFT YOUR BONG AT MY MOM'S HOUSE
pants
spigot
#bong
#face-it-tiger
#jackpot
#marvel
#mousehole
#pants-spigot
#spider-man
#title-mismatch
#woodring-room-background
1,289 4/12/2002 not enough curry
atandt: I NEVER MET A POO I DIDN'T LIKE pants: CURRY GIVES IT FLAVOR atandt: I MEANT PLATONICALLY
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#coprophagia
#curry
#plant
#poo
#woodring-field-background
1,290 4/13/2002 a simple situation
spigot: FOLKS WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS A VERY SIMPLE HE SAID / SHE SAID / THE COPS SAID / THE WITNESSES SAID / I CUT OFF A PROSTITUTE'S TITS SCENARIO
spigot
#folks
#legal
#police
#prostitute
#situation
#smooth-fonts
#spigot-solo
#violence
#woodring-stairs-background
1,291 4/14/2002 rape pool
deuce: OKAY THAT'S IT EVERYBODY OUT OF THE RAPE POOL pants: WHY IS VI LOCKED pants: COME ON WAKE UP pants: I MEAN SORRY SORRY LEAVING THE RAPE POOL
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#deucegrin
#editor
#pool
#rape
#smooth-fonts
#unix
#vi
#woodring-room-background
1,292 4/15/2002 file handles
pants: W3C HTML 4.01 QUEER pants: I'M SOME KIND OF SISSY pants: FILE ME UNDER GAY BAKERY pants: FUSS WITH MY NUTS pants: CRAM THE CHEESE THAT YOU FIND pants: WE WILL BE FILE HANDLES deuce: I INSIST ON BEING A SOCKET pants: STROKE, HAVING A
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#deucegrin
#html
#smooth-fonts
#stroke
#unix
#woodrng-stairs-background
1,293 4/16/2002 richard hart
spigot: HEY WHAT DID RICHARD HART SAY WHEN I STUCK MY DICK IN HIS FACE????? spigot: I C|NUTS
spigot
#cnet
#comedy
#nuts
#nuts-of-spigot
#smooth-fonts
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
1,294 4/17/2002 what the (reprise)
spigot: KISSING JESSICA STEIN spigot: HEY HEY GIRLS AND RELATIONSHIPS AND FIGURING OUT WE'RE ALL A LITTLE GAY spigot: COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA spigot: I KISSED A GIRL / I KISSED A GIRL / I KISSED A GIRL / I KISSED A GIRL / I KISSED A GIRL / I KISSED A GIRL spigot: MORE LEONARDO DICAPRIO IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: WE DON'T HAVE TO SMOKE POT TO HAVE A GOOD TIME
spigot
#actors
#communism
#dope
#drugs
#gay
#lesbian
#marijuana
#smooth-fonts
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
1,295 4/18/2002 say i'm pretty
deuce: MY TESTICLES pants: I'LL LET GO WHEN YOU SAY I'M PRETTY
deuce
pants
#deuces-balls
#testicles
#woodring-stairs-background
1,296 4/19/2002 picture of a barn
pants
#barn
#bonequest-hi-fi
#no-text
#picture
#sfw
1,297 4/20/2002 pamela sue
spigot: WILL PAMELA SUE AND TOMMY LEE NEVER MAKE UP
spigot
#celebrity
#gossip
#mountain-background
#spigot-solo
1,298 4/21/2002 HEY
spigot: HEY
spigot
#abercrombie-and-fitch
#asians
#bonequest-hi-fi
#chinaman
#chinese
#hey
#photo-background
#sfw
#smooth-fonts
#spigot-solo
#uncategorized-background
1,299 4/22/2002 money train
deuce: TO ME ROBERT BLAKE IS THE BAD GUY FROM THE CRAPPY MOVIE WITH WESLEY SNIPES AND WOODY HARRELSON deuce: AND I DON'T MEAN WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP FOLKS
deuce
#deuce-solo
#folks
#money
#movies
#ponyboy
#wesley-snipes
#woodring-room-background
#woody-harrelson
1,300 4/23/2002 wine and cheese
pants: WINE AND CHEESE PARTY AT MY PLACE pants: AND BY WINE I MEAN BEER pants: AND BY CHEESE I MEAN THE EXTRA CHEESE ON TOP OF THE PIZZA pants: EVERY NIGHT FOR NINE MONTHS pants: RESULTING IN LEAKY, HORRIBLE SHITS pants: OH THIS IS MUCH TOO PERSONAL!!! WHERE IS THE BACKSPACE KEY spigot: ARE THE GIRLS SHOWING UP TODAY OR TOMORROW pants: ***SPLORSH*** HURRRRGLTH BRB
pants
spigot
#beer
#diarrhea
#mousehole
#pants-spigot
#party
#pizza
#planning
#poo
#shit
#woodring-room-background
1,301 4/24/2002 silicon valley linux users group
deuce: T SPIGOT LET'S GO TO THE SILICON VALLEY LINUX USERS GROUP MEETING AND JERK EACH OTHER IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY (THEREBY GETTING KICKED OUT) spigot: OR ASKED TO SPEAK
deuce
spigot
#bonequest-hi-fi
#deuce-spigot
#linux
#lug
#silicon-valley
#woodring-stairs-background
1,302 4/25/2002 dropping our science
deuce: USING LOWERCASE IS A TRAVESTY AND ALSO POSSIBLY AN AIDS INFECTION VECTOR
deuce
#aids
#bong-shell
#deuce-solo
#lowercase
#science
#title-mismatch
#woodring-stairs-background
1,303 4/26/2002 the quest for porn
pants: URK URK GOTTA FIND PORN spigot: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON pants: I HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT !!! RIGHT NOW !!! spigot: I WON'T STAND IN YOUR WAY pants: BUT BUT spigot: WHAT WHAT pants: I ALSO MUST BEAT OFF !!! RIGHT NOW !!! spigot: YOU NEED APPROPRIATE PORN pants: I NEED FAMILY CIRCLE, COSMO spigot: WILL GOOD HOUSEKEEPING DO ?? pants: THAT'S PERFECT !!! THANKS LOADS spigot: SIGH spigot: WHAT A NICE YOUNG MAN
pants
spigot
#masturbation
#pants-spigot
#poo
#porn
#woodring-stairs-background
1,304 4/27/2002 not that scott adams
deuce: HOW ABOUT THAT SCOTT ADAMS' ADVENTURE WHERE YOU HAD TO KNOW WHAT FLOTSAM AND JETSAM MEANT ???? pants: BERT AND NORD GROPE EACH OTHER IN THE JOHN
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dilbert
#grope
#infocom
#pirates-cove
#scott-adams
#vocabulary
#woodring-stairs-background
1,305 4/28/2002 a salacious rooster of a little man
deuce: MY ONLY DEFENSE IS TO MASTURBATE VIGOROUSLY AND HOPE THAT THE PREDATOR DETERMINES THAT I AM NOT SUITABLE FOR EATING
deuce
#defense
#deuce-solo
#masturbation
#woodring-field-background
1,306 4/29/2002 cool as ice
pants: DEAR EMINEM, pants: I HOPE EIGHT MILE IS BETTER THAN CROSSROADS, GLITTER pants: REALLY HOPING WE GET TO SEE MORE OF YOUR MIDDLE FINGER THIS YEAR !!! SO IS KIM SINGLE OR WHAT NOW ??? LOVE PANTS FROM JERKCITY
pants
#eight-mile
#eminem
#letter
#pants-solo
#woodring-room-background
1,307 4/30/2002 always more whores in the sea
net: WELL THERE ARE ALWAYS MORE WHORES IN THE SEA net: OR IS IT MORE FISH AT THE STRIP CLUB
net
#net-solo
#whores
#woodring-room-background
1,308 5/1/2002 detective faggot's space adventure
deuce: STARCROSS deuce: PLANETFALL deuce: ENCHANTER pants: DETECTIVE FAGGOT'S SPACE ADVENTURE (INFOCOM'S LAST, LEAST-LOVED CREATION)
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#enchanter
#infocom
#mousehole
#planetfall
#starcross
#text-adventure
#woodring-room-background
1,309 5/2/2002 rear end
spigot: GROSS spigot: SOMEONE IN A PORN MOVIE JUST STUCK HIS THING UP A GIRL'S REAR END
spigot
#anal
#bonequest-hd
#girl
#porn
#rear-end
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
1,310 5/3/2002 radio's greatest moments
pants: I'M A ZEPPELIN deuce: I'M A ZEPPELIN RAPER pants: OH THE HUMANITY
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#hindenburg
#history
#rape
#woodring-room-background
#zeppelin
1,311 5/4/2002 snipe hunt
dick: HA HA REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU GUYS TOOK ME OUT IN THE WOODS ON A SNIPE HUNT ??? AND WE RAN AROUND LOOKING FOR SNIPES AND THEN YOU SAID YOU CAUGHT ONE AND I SAID LET ME SEE IT AND YOU ALL SURPRISED ME WITH RAPE pants: OH GOD I LEFT THE SNIPE IN THE BASEMENT !!! I FORGOT TO FEED IT TODAY !!! DICK, COME DOWN HERE WITH ME AND OH CRAP THE LIGHTS DON'T WORK OH WELL FOLLOW ME CLOSELY pants: DOWN WE GO
dick
pants
#basement
#dick-pants
#rape
#snipe
#woodring-room-background
1,312 5/5/2002 pants on trial
pants: WE WERE FUNNING AROUND YOUR HONOR pants: DOCTORS SAY SHE WON'T WALK AGAIN BUT PROSTITUTES DON'T NEED TO WALK pants: THEY DO??? pants: I THOUGHT THEY COULD INCHWORM AROUND pants: I DON'T LIKE THIS COURTROOM SCENE pants: LET'S TALK ABOUT THE GAY BLACK COP ON THE SHIELD INSTEAD deuce: HE'S REALLY GAY pants: HAVE YOU SEEN HOW GODDAMN GAY HE IS deuce: CAN I GO NOW
deuce
pants
#cops
#court
#deuce-pants
#legal
#prostitute
#shield
#woodring-field-background
1,313 5/6/2002 found in the suggestion box
spigot: YOU COULD POKE THE JOINT INTO THE BURRITO AND LIGHT IT AND MAKE A BURRITO BONG LIKE THE MEXICANS FROM THE DAYS OF THE PILGRIMS
spigot
#bong
#burritos
#dope
#drugs
#history
#marijuana
#mexicans
#pilgrims
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
1,314 5/7/2002 six years
deuce: I HAVE NOT GOTTEN AN ERECTION IN SIX YEARS dick: LUCKY YOU
deuce
dick
#deuce-dick
#drunk-deuce
#ed
#erectile-dysfunction
#erection
#impotence
#woodring-stairs-background
1,315 5/8/2002 hoo huh 10,000 maniacs
spigot: OKAY FOLKS I JUST HAVE TO SAY ONE THING spigot: I PROMISED MYSELF I WASN'T GOING TO CRY TODAY spigot: BUT THEN HOO HUH 10,000 MANIACS ON THE RADIO AND URF SOB DUH
spigot
#crying
#radio
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
1,316 5/9/2002 listen good
pants: LISTEN UP AND LISTEN GOOD pants: I CANNOT FIND MY MEDICINE pants: THEREFORE I REQUIRE YOURS (HAND IT OVER PUNK)
pants
#medicine
#pants-solo
#punk
#robbery
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
1,317 5/10/2002 ammunition, candy bars
deuce: I AM RINGING THE CHURCH BELL WHICH MEANS THE MEMBERS OF THE BLACK SEAL MUST MEET AT MY HOUSE AT MIDNIGHT TO STOCK UP ON AMMUNITION, CANDY BARS pants: IF I DON'T TAKE MY SHARE OF AMMUNITION CAN I HAVE DOUBLE CANDY BARS deuce: YOU ARE HEREBY EVICTED FROM THE BLACK SEAL
deuce
pants
#black-seal
#candy
#deuce-pants
#no-greytext
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
1,318 5/11/2002 rosetta stoned
deuce: HERE WE GO pants: MY NIGGA spigot: HOMES???????? pants: T DEUCE WHAT ARE WE SAYING deuce: T PANTS YOU WISHED HIM LUCK IN HIS FUTURE ENDEAVORS AND HE INDICATED AN UNWILLINGNESS TO PERFORM ORAL SEX WITH YOU AND FINALLY IN RESPONSE YOU CALLED HIM A JEWBITER
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#ebonics
#jewbiter
#lost-in-translation
#marijuana
#oral-sex
#rosetta-stone
#stoned
#woodring-field-background
1,319 5/12/2002 scenes from a mall
pants: ALL RIGHT WE'LL DO THE DAMN LOT COUNT spigot: I AM COOPERATING
pants
spigot
#fargo
#mall
#mousehole
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
1,320 5/13/2002 oh glorious hole
net: I HAVE HAD SEX WITH 5000 DIFFERENT FILTHY HOLES IN BOOKSTORE WALLS pants: 5000 AND ..... ONE
net
pants
#glory-hole
#net-pants
#retrospective
#woodring-stairs-background
1,321 5/14/2002 let's get high
spigot: LET'S GET HIGH AND REMEMBER OLD TIMES !!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: OHHHHHHHH MARES LICK DICKS AND DOES LICK PRICKS AND LITTLE LAMBS ARE FAGGOTS
spigot
#mairzy-doats
#marijuana
#singing
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
1,322 5/15/2002 well i pierced my dick
deuce: WELL I PIERCED MY DICK BUT THAT DID NOT REPEAT NOT MAKE ME COOL deuce: NOW MY PISS SPRAYS EVERYWHERE
deuce
#deuce-solo
#dick
#drunk-deuce
#piercing
#piss
#repetition
#woodring-field-background
1,323 5/16/2002 huff
deuce: AND I-I WILL ALWAYS LOVE *HUFF&* deuce: THAT'S THE NOISE I MAKE WHEN YOU COLLAPSE ONE OF MY LUNGS spigot: THAT'S A POINTER TO AN ADDRESS TO A POINTER OR SOMETHING
deuce
spigot
#c
#deuce-spigot
#programming
#sfw
#singing
#whitney-houston
1,324 5/17/2002 you're all just jealous
deuce: YOU'RE ALL JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE I'M THE HOTSTEPPER pants: FOUR INCHES OF SNOW
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#sfw
#snow
#woodring-stairs-background
1,325 5/18/2002 guest book
deuce: MURDER/SUICIDE PACT spigot: SIGNING THE "GUESTBOOK" spigot: WINK WINK pants: I WANT TO LIVE (CAKES, PIES)
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#guestbook
#murder
#suicide
1,326 5/19/2002 here comes the birthday boy
spigot: T DEUCE WHAT DID YOU GET ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY deuce: T SPIGOT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY I HAVE GOTTEN YOU: NOTHING deuce: T SPIGOT WHICH IS ACTUALLY A POSITIVE THING SINCE USUALLY I GET YOU: A PUNCH TO THE TITS deuce: AND BY THAT I MEAN ASSAULT AND BATTERY ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND spigot: HONKING IT
deuce
spigot
#birthday
#deuce-spigot
#honk
#woodring-stairs-background
1,327 5/20/2002 escape
spigot: E S C A P E spigot: SIGH!!!!! I WISH I COULD GO ON A JOURNEY AND ESCAPE THIS HIGH SCHOOL P.E. CLASS spigot: I WISH PINK FLOYD WOULD WHISK ME AWAY TO THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON!!!!!!!! *BONK* SOFTBALL
spigot
#physical-comedy
#pink-floyd
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
1,328 5/21/2002 avoid freezer burn
pants: AUTO-EROTIC BELT HANGING IN THE CLOSET ??? WELL ALL RIGHT BUT ONLY IF YOU BAG MY HEAD AND DIAL 999 pants: I CAN'T DECIDE WHETHER TO MOLEST YOU OR KILL YOU pants: I'M GOING TO BAG YOU AND FREEZE YOU FOR LATER (MY FINAL ANSWER)
pants
#pants-solo
1,329 5/22/2002 turtle neck
atandt: SO GUYS -- YES OR NO ON THE GREY TURTLENECK? TOO FAGGY? deuce: IT VERIFIED THAT YOU'RE OLD atandt: SHIT
atandt
deuce
#mousehole
#old
#turtleneck
#woodring-room-background
1,330 5/23/2002 assume the position
deuce: WHEN YOU ASSUME YOU MAKE AN ASS OUT OF (NUCLEAR BOMB GOES OFF)
deuce
#deuce-solo
#nuclear-weapons
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
1,331 5/24/2002 a fine romance
spigot: HUHHHHHHHHH I'M AS FAT AS I AM ON TV deuce: THAT SEEMS LIKE A STRANGE THING TO CALL THE BATHROOM spigot: URMPH SON OF A HONK URF GUH THIS IS A FINE ROMANCE
deuce
spigot
#afraid-deuce
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#honk
#woodring-room-background
1,332 5/25/2002 shame
deuce: THE TIKI MASK HIDES MY SHAME
deuce
#cant-beat-off-if
#deuce-solo
#sad-deuce
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
1,333 5/26/2002 what kind of hose
spigot: WELL LADY I WOULD LIKE TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION ABOUT JERKCITY BY WAY OF FORCE-FEEDING YOU MY DICK LIKE A HOSE pants: A GREEN HARDEN HOSE I HOPE spigot: T PANTS WHAT KIND OF HOSE IS REALLY NONE OF YOUR CONCERN pants: T SPIGOT I AM THAT LADY
pants
spigot
#beatles
#green-garden-hose
#pants-spigot
#woodring-stairs-background
1,334 5/27/2002 mutants outside the gates
deuce: YOU ARE OSTRACIZED FROM THE HERD pants: MUST I LIVE IN THE OUTLANDS WITH THE MUTANTS ??? OY VEY deuce: THE MU-TANTS IN THIS ISLAND EARTH WITH THE BIG HEADS pants: THEY CANNOT GET OVER THE DENCE AND DO NOT LIKE OUR TORCHES SO WE ARE SAFE FOR THE TIME BEING pants: WE SHOULD NOT HAVE KILLED WHITEY deuce: WHAT A BAD IDEA THAT WAS
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#jewish
#sfw
#whitey
#woodring-field-background
1,335 5/28/2002 all that for a for loop
deuce: M4_DEFINE(`M4_FOR',`M4_IFELSE(`$#', 0, ``$0'', `M4_PUSHDEF(`$1', `$2')M4__FOR(`$1', `$2', `$3',`$4')M4_POPDEF(`$1')')')M4_DEFINE(`M4__FOR',`$4`'M4_IFELSE(M4_DEFN(`$1'), `$3', , `M4_DEFINE(`$1', M4_INCR(M4_DEFN(`$1')))M4__FOR(`$1', `$2',`$3', `$4')')') deuce: ALL THAT FOR A FOR LOOP pants: I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE deuce: T PANTS M4 IS PRIMARILY A RECURSIVE LANGUAGE YOU SEE SIR pants: AND I BRING YOU THIS MOEBIUS STRIP OF DICK GOBBLE GOGGLE HULAG HULAGAGHLAG MMMM DUHH HERE THEY COME BLBLBLBL (BONG NOISES)
deuce
pants
#bong-noises
#deja-vu
#deuce-pants
#hellfire
#m4
#marijuana
#programming
#the-crazy-world-of-arthur-brown
#unix
1,336 5/29/2002 three short plays
spigot: TAKEN SADDEN SONG / UND MAKEN IT MORE VUNDERBAR spigot: LET'S PLAY CODE YOU CAN BE MATH.H AND I CAN SUCK YOUR BIG QUEER DICK THEN I CAN BE STRCMP AND YOU CAN COMPARE MY BALLS THEN TOGETHER WE CAN PLOT CURVES IN SOME SORT OF STACK BASED LANGUAGE spigot: SERIOUSLY THERE'S HAY IN MY PANTS
spigot
#balls
#beatles
#c
#german-accent
#hay
#programming
#singing
#spigot-solo
1,337 5/30/2002 boba fett through the glory hole
deuce: BOBA FETT IS DEFINITELY SUCKING ME OFF THROUGH THE GLORY HOLE deuce: MAYBE IT'S JABBA THE HUT deuce: IT'S HARD TO TELL WHEN ALL YOU HAVE TO FEEL AROUND IN THERE IS YOUR DICK
deuce
#deuce-solo
#glory-hole
#star-wars
1,338 5/31/2002 maybe you've met my husband
spigot: HURBLE GURBLE I'M ABRAHAM LINCOLN spigot: MAYBE YOU'VE MET MY HUSBAND, JOHNNY CHOKEALOT spigot: ALL ABORD THE USS FACEPAINT spigot: NOW THEY CALL ME PLOWBOY AND I'D RATHER DISCUSS SOMETHING ELSE spigot: ACTUALLY MY QUICKCAM TELLS ME YOU ARRIVED AT 9:10 spigot: ANYHOO OFF TO OAKLAND FOR DARK MEAT spigot: BE QUIET I'M TRYING TO SHOVE THIS BEER DOWN MY PANTS
spigot
#abraham-lincoln
#beer
#dicklicking
#funloving-nonsense
#oakland
#quickcam
#spigot-solo
1,339 6/1/2002 gay signals
spigot: PISS spigot: HONK spigot: PISS spigot: HONK HONK spigot: PISS spigot: HONK HONK HONK HONK spigot: GAY SIGNALS pants: I SEE pants: ARE YOU A CRIP OR A BLOOD OR JUST A COCKSUCKER spigot: I
pants
spigot
#cocksucking
#gay-signals
#honk
#mousehole
#pants-spigot
#piss
#repetition
#woodring-room-background
1,340 6/2/2002 pants' pepperoni hot pockets
spigot: T DEUCE HELP ME THINK OF A REASON WHY PANTS' PEPPERONI HOT POCKETS WOULD BE MISSING FROM THE FREEZER THAT DOESN'T POINT TO ME spigot: SO FAR I'VE THOUGHT OF "DEUCE ATE THEM"
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#fatness
#hot-pockets
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
1,341 6/3/2002 this lousy t-shirt
atandt: I DECOMISSIONED V2S AT PENNEMUNDE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY T SHIRT
atandt
#atandt-solo
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
#wwii
1,342 6/4/2002 elbow grease
deuce: I DON'T NEED THE 40 THE GAT OR THE BLUNT spigot: JUST SOME GOOD OLD FASHIONED ELBOW GREASE
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#ebonics
#gat
#marijuana
#woodring-field-background
1,343 6/5/2002 buffalo gal(s)
spigot: BUFFALO GAL WON'T YOU LICK ON MY DONG / LICK ON MY DONG / LICK ON MY DONG spigot: OKAY I WILL WIDEN THE SCOPE AND SUGGEST THAT ANYONE CAN LICK MY DONG spigot: EVEN UNEMPLOYED PEOPLE??????????? YES!!!!!!!!!
spigot
#dicklicking
#singing
#spigot-solo
#underwater
#woodring-stairs-background
1,344 6/6/2002 actually inside the box
spigot: VRML SURE IS USEFUL spigot: LOOK PEOPLE COME TAKE A TOUR OF THIS BOX spigot: WOOOO HOOO HEY NOW THE BOX IS SLOWLY ROTATING HERE FREAKING ME OUT spigot: OH LOOK NOW IT'S LIKE WE'RE ACTUALLY *INSIDE* THE BOX spigot: MACSBUG deuce: I'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU'D STOP USING MY MOUTH AS A TOILET
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#macintosh
#macsbug
#toilet
#vrml
#woodring-field-background
1,345 6/7/2002 1-186 not covered
deuce: 187 - HOMICIDE pants: 188 - HOMOS IN THE TOILETS AGAIN (GET THE HOSE, THE HOMO HOSE THIS TIME) spigot: $1.89 - SEEDLESS GRAPES
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#list
#police-codes
1,346 6/8/2002 deuce remained silent
spigot: SCREW THE LIDS ON TIGHT OR THE URINE LEAKS ALL OVER THE TRUNK
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#no-greytext
#urine
#woodring-room-background
1,347 6/9/2002 at least they aren't
pants: FIVE spigot: LOWER pants: TWO spigot: HIGHER pants: THREE spigot: HIGHER pants: FOUR ??? spigot: YOU FOUND THE DICK pants: I THOUGHT WE WERE PLAYING FOR MATCHSTICKS
pants
spigot
#bored-pants
#coy-pants
#dick
#game
#pants-spigot
#woodring-stairs-background
1,348 6/10/2002 announce ment
deuce: OKAY ALL YOU FUCKERS WHO ARE POSTING THE DREW FUCKING BARRYMORE PICTURES TO THE BLACKGIRL GROUPS CAN CUT IT THE FUCK OUT
deuce
#deuce-solo
#usenet
1,349 6/11/2002 smooth fonts
pants: LIKE CRAZY pants: WITH THE POKING AND THE CHOKING AND THE HEY WAIT A MINUTE pants: WHAT'S WITH THE SMOOTH FONTS pants: WHAT THE FUCK SON pants: HULALAHLUGHLAG SUCKING THEM ALL ANYWAY HUALGHLUAHLAG
pants
#cocksucking-noises
#huffy-pants
#pants-solo
#poking-and-choking
#smooth-fonts
#sucking
#woodring-field-background
1,350 6/12/2002 erosion control
pants: GOD HELP US ALL THE YELLOW PAGES ARE BROKEN pants: HOW CAN THEY GO FROM EROSION CONTROL TO ESCROW WITHOUT ESCORTS ??? pants: WHAT ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH IS GOING OH HERE IT IS pants: "ENTERTAINERS" pants: I HAVE GOT TO GET A FAX MACHINE
pants
#fax
#mmm-yeah-oooh-boy
#pants-solo
#sfw
#smooth-fonts
#woodring-stairs-background
#yellow-pages
1,351 6/13/2002 dick fever
atandt: I'VE GOT DICK FEVER ozone: DOES IT APPEAR AS A RASH???? atandt: ON THE RIM OF MY MOUTH!!! ozone: OR DO YOU JUST HAVE THE HEADACHE!?!?!?!?! atandt: AND THE RIM OF THE BONG ozone: YEA, VERILY net: THE SUCKING OF COCK
atandt
net
ozone
#bong
#disease
#herpes
#rash
#woodring-stairs-background
1,352 6/14/2002 big decision
pants: LET'S DO IT FOR LOVE pants: WAIT NO pants: LET'S DO IT FOR THE MONEY
pants
#pants-solo
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
1,353 6/15/2002 free dick or else
pants: LET'S PRAY TO JESUS CHRIST FOR DICK deuce: SURELY OUR LORD AND SAVIOR WILL BRING US DICK (FOR FREE) deuce: BECAUSE PAYING FOR DICK MAKES US SAD pants: AND JESUS WANTS US TO BE HAPPY pants: THEREFORE: FREE DICK OR ELSE WE WORSHIP FALSE IDOLS deuce: HEY THE SMOOTH FONTS ARE GONE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#huffy-pants
#jesus
#mousehole
#prayer
#smooth-fonts
#woodring-room-background
1,354 6/16/2002 sam goody
deuce: T SPIGOT IF YOU DO DRUGS YOU ARE AIDING TERRORISTS (OR SOMETHING) spigot: ALSO IF I DON'T PAY FOR COMMERCIALS I'M AN ENABLER FOR DICKS TO GO UNLICKED spigot: IN THE NORTHWEST CORNER OF THE SAM GOODY spigot: AND THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS............ SPIDER-MAN
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#spider-man
#unlicked-dicks
#woodring-field-background
1,355 6/17/2002 super man
deuce: I KNOW THAT IF I EVER GET STRANDED ON AN ALIEN WORLD WHICH CONFERS SUPER POWERS TO ME I'LL FIGHT CRIME
deuce
#aliens
#dc-comics
#deuce-solo
#superman
#woodring-room-background
1,356 6/18/2002 blowjobs & bonghits
spigot: BLOWJOBS AND BONGHITS AT FOUR PM???? pants: MAKE IT FOUR TWENTY!!! pants: HMM spigot: HMM pants: OKAY HANGING UP NOW spigot: BYE deuce: MEANWHILE, THREE HOURS LATER pants: BRRRRRING BRRRRRING BRRRRRRRRRRRING BRRRRRRRRRING BRRRRRING spigot: WHAT pants: WELL????? spigot: WELL WHAT pants: I'M ALONE IN THE STALL spigot: OKAY pants: WITH MY DICK OUT spigot: SUPER pants: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BLOW ME AT 4:20 spigot: I DID!!!! spigot: I BLEW YOU OFF
deuce
pants
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#bonghit
#cocksucking
#deuce-pants-spigot
#dicks
#huffy-pants
#leisure-town
#multiple-backgrounds
#on-phone
#telephone
#telephony
1,357 6/19/2002 playing solitare
spigot: DEAR BITCH spigot: SOMETIMES WHEN I WATCH YOU PLAYING SOLITAIRE spigot: I WANT TO GO OVER TO YOU AND JUST SMASH YOUR FACE IN spigot: OTHER TIMES I LOOK AT YOU IN THE DOPEY PINK SUITS YOU spigot: SEEM TO LIKE KNITTING FOR YOURSELF AND I WONDER spigot: HOW YOU'D LIKE TO TAKE A FAT DICK IN THE ASS spigot: ANYWAY, WRITE BACK.
spigot
#misogyny
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
#write-back
1,358 6/20/2002 radio waves
deuce: NOBODY SUCKS A COCK LIKE (STATIC) SUCKS COCK net: T DEUCE COULD YOU REPEAT deuce: NOBODY SUCKS A COCK (STATIC) COCK net: SORRY I DIDN'T QUITE GET IT THAT TIME EITHER net: I FEEL YOU HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO SAY deuce: (STATIC)
deuce
net
#cocksucking
#deuce-net
#woodring-field-background
1,359 6/21/2002 shiny diner
atandt: WAITER OH WAITER pants: YES SIR atandt: I ORDERED STEAK AND EGGS pants: YES SIR atandt: THIS IS POO pants: PLEASE DON'T TELL THE HEALTH INSPECTOR
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#bonequest-hi-fi
#dont-tell-anyone
#fighting-irish-pose
#mugwump-jizm
#poo
#woodring-field-background
1,360 6/22/2002 a strange melange
spigot: NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A STRANGE MELANGE OF DICKS AND BALLS AND GAY DADS
spigot
#balls
#gaydads
#high-res
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
1,361 6/23/2002 headward bound
deuce: I'M HEADWARD BOUND net: I'M DIRTY net: SOMEONE CLEAN ME deuce: WE ARE ONE net: PROBABLY A GOOD HOSING OFF WOULD DO deuce: MY HOSE IS EMPTY
deuce
net
#bong
#deuce-net
#dirty
#hosing
#woodring-field-background
1,362 6/24/2002 the jizzy dir
spigot: I'D LIKE TO SHIFT THIS CONVERSATION BACK AROUND TO THE JIZZY DIR, ITS DWINDLING FIGURES pants: ARE YOU SAYING THAT THE JIZZY DIR IS LACKING spigot: WELL spigot: WE'RE ALL A LITTLE CONCERNED ABOUT IT pants: WELL THEN pants: LET ME CHECK THE JIZZ-O-METER spigot: OW pants: HUMMMMM WHIRRRR WORKING spigot: KINDLY UNCLAMP pants: SORRY HOLD ON pants: CLICK CLICK spigot: HUHHHHHHHHH THE DIR IS FINE ALREADY pants: EXHAUSTIVE TESTING, NO SUBSTITUTE FOR spigot: HOLY
pants
spigot
#concerned
#huffy-pants
#jizz
#jizzy-dir
#pants-spigot
#woodring-stairs-background
1,363 6/25/2002 malcolm q
net: HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THAT ONCE WE WERE BROUGHT HERE WE WERE ROBBED OF OUR NAMES ROBBED OF OUR LANGUAGE WE LOST OUR COCKS OUR MOUTHS OUR DICKS AND MANY OF US BY THE WAY WE ACT WE EVEN LOST OUR BALLS
net
#balls
#cocks
#dicks
#malcolm-x
#net-solo
#robbed
#woodring-stairs-background
1,364 6/26/2002 hanna barbera
spigot: HANNA BARBERA SORT OF SOUNDS LIKE HAND ME A BONER spigot: IF A COCK'S IN YOUR MOUTH spigot: (IF) spigot: CAN I ERASE THIS spigot: SERIOUSLY CAN I UNDO
spigot
#cocks
#hanna-barbera
#regret
#spigot-solo
#undo
#woodring-room-background
1,365 6/27/2002 mmm yeah oooh boy
:[ed.: THIS PHRASE ALWAYS INDICATES A TERRIBLE IDEA FOLLOWS] deuce: YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO???
[ed.
deuce
#mmm-yeah-oooh-boy
#oh-boy
#woodring-stairs-background
1,366 6/28/2002 contract negotiations stalled
hanford: WE ARE AN UPPERCASE CARTOON hanford: THIS IS THE LIFE YOU CHOSE hanford: LOOK DO YOU NEED SOMETHING I HAVE A DRIVER WAITING
hanford
#negotiations
#pants-hanford
#sfw
#uppercase
#woodring-stairs-background
1,367 6/28/2002 wormholes
pants: GRIPEHOLES deuce: WHAT ABOUT WORMHOLES spigot: WORF pants: HORATIO HORNBLOWER??? spigot: I THINK IT IS JUST WORF spigot: LIEUTENANT WORF pants: DO I SALUTE???
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#star-trek
#woodring-field-background
#worf
1,368 6/29/2002 help me everyone
spigot: OKAY I NEED TO REGISTER ANOTHER DOMAIN AGAIN (HELP ME EVERYONE) atandt: GAYBAR.COM bung: BUSSTATION.COM bung: MENSROOM.EDU atandt: BUSTICKETS4INTERNETBOYS.COM spigot: I'M SENSING A LITTLE JUDGEMENT FROM YOU PEOPLE
atandt
bung
spigot
#atandt-bung-spigot
#bathroom
#bullying
#bus
#gay
#judgement
#sarcasm
#url
#woodring-stairs-background
1,369 6/30/2002 pam grier
deuce: IS THAT PAM GRIER atandt: COCKS deuce: I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT ANSWER atandt: COCKS
atandt
deuce
#atandt-deuce
#atandt-deuce-disconnect
#cocks
#drunk-deuce
#filler-panel
#pam-grier
#woodring-room-background
1,370 7/1/2002 tar pits
pants: O MEDDLE I AM KNEE DEEP IN THE TAR PITS AGAIN deuce: I KNOW BABY GIRL deuce: IT IS YOUR LIFE'S WORK pants: HINT: KNEE DEEP MEANS I CAN STILL SUCK COCK deuce: DING pants: BUT NOT FOR LONG WAS RE: TAR PITS
deuce
pants
#baby-girl
#deuce-pants
#deucegrin
#irc
#tar-pits
#was-re
#woodring-stairs-background
1,371 7/2/2002 WTO
spigot: NO NO WTO!!!! NO NO WTO!!!!!! NO GENETICALLY MODIFIED FOODS!!!!!!!! NO GOVERNMENTAL SNOOPING ON OUR PRIVACY!!!!!! NO CHILD LABOR!!!!!! NO NO NO NO NO WHATEVER ELSE WE SEE THE ALTERNATIVE MEDIA SHOVING INTO THE SPOTLIGHT !!! WE'RE CONCERNED TOWNIE FUCKS WHO CAN'T GET LAID OR SCORE DRUGS IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD
spigot
#child-labor
#gmo
#irc
#spigot-solo
#wto
1,372 7/3/2002 game plan
spigot: OKAY I ACCIDENTALLY SAT ON A BAG OF EGG ROLLS pants: SAY IT ISN'T SO spigot: T PANTS "ACCIDENTALLY" THAT IS pants: HOW CAN I SUCK THIS DICK WITHOUT GETTING GRIME AND GRIT ON MY TEETH spigot: THAT'S WHY (SERIOUSLY) YOU SHOULD FORM A GAME PLAN pants: SCREAMING AT YOU FROM THE URINALS
pants
spigot
#boner
#chinese-food
#eggroll
#game-plan
#pants-spigot
#urinal
#woodring-room-background
1,373 7/4/2002 failure mode
spigot: H-T-T-P COLON COCKS AND NUTS DUH BUH FACE AND HEAD deuce: DOESN'T WORK
deuce
spigot
#cocks
#deuce-spigot
#nuts
#url
#woodring-stairs-background
1,374 7/5/2002 an alarming quantity of stainless
ozone: THERE IS AN ALARMING QUANTITY OF STAINLESS IN MY LEG
ozone
#injury
#ozone-solo
#sfw
#stainless
#woodring-stairs-background
1,375 7/6/2002 young dumb and full of poo
pants: SOME MANNER OF HORRIBLE MACHINE THAT SUCKS ALL THE DICKS spigot: GRAND OPENING!!! CASTRO BLOW 'N' GO spigot: IT STARTS FROM WITHIN pants: GLORYHOLES THAT GIVE 404 ERRORS pants: TAKING JOBS FROM AMERICANS LIKE ME spigot: TUBS/TROUGHS/SPECIAL-PURPOSE BENCHES!!!!!! ADMISSION $15
pants
spigot
#automation
#castro
#glory-hole
#http
#pants-spigot
#poo
#woodring-field-background
1,376 7/7/2002 vacation
: You are in front of a temple. Stairs lead up to a second story. You can go back the way you came of continue around the temple to the left and right. Loitering behind outside the temple are two people, one wearing beatnik garb, the other hiding behind a giant tiki mask. > CLIMB STAIRS : The fellow in the tiki mask blocks your path. > PUSH MAN : The man in the tiki mask or the beatnik? > PUSH MASKED MAN : This turns out to have been a terrible idea. While you are distracted with the task of shoving the masked man out of the path, you are grabbed from behind by an alien and something that claims to be a Christmas Tree Monster. Everything goes black. ** GAME OVER ** spigot: T DEUCE I THINK VACATION HAS SERVED ITS PURPOSE YOU ARE NOW WELCOME BACK AT JERKCITY spigot: T DEUCE CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME SNAP ALL MY TOOLBARS AND PALETTES TOGETHER INTO ONE BIG FAT WINDOW THAT ECLIPSES THE SUN AND THE PLEIADES AS WELL deuce: WHO WHERE WHAT
deuce
spigot
#christmas
#christmas-tree-monster
#deuce-spigot
#filler-panel
#infocom
#pleiades
#sfw
#toolbars
#typo
#vacation
#woodring-stairs-background
1,377 7/8/2002 caught in the act
deuce: WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING pants: UH pants: (DROPS DICK) pants: NOTHING deuce: IS THAT WET SACK FILLED WITH SEVERED PENISES
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#sack-filled-with-severed-penises
#woodring-stairs-background
1,378 7/9/2002 holy shit
spigot: LISTEN I CAN PLAY THE PENGO THEME atandt: I'M ASKING YOU TO deuce: MILLER GENUINE DRAFT atandt: OFER deuce: MILLER GENUINE DRAFT atandt: YOU JUST SAID THAT deuce: GET ME DRUNK OR GIVE ME YOUR WALLET atandt: OH deuce: GIVE IT UP PUNK atandt: CAN I KEEP THE BABY PICTURES deuce: NO atandt: BUT deuce: NATIONAL SECURITY
atandt
deuce
spigot
#atandt-deuce-disconnect
#atandt-deuce-spigot
#beer
#pengo
#robbery
#woodring-field-background
1,379 7/10/2002 transcripts of hypnosis sessions with doctor octavius
atandt: IS THIS YOUR ISSUE OF ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN pants: I DON'T ALWAYS EJACULATE WHEN GRANDMA GOES DOWN ON ME AND FOR THIS REASON I CANNOT SAY atandt: DID YOU SLIP A BADLY RETARDED, POORLY DRAWN NOTE UNDER MY DOOR pants: I CAN'T EVEN GET HARD SMOKING CRACK IN CHURCH atandt: "DEAR JERKCITY, WORK-STOPPAGE UNTIL I KNOW MARY-JANE IS SAFE, LOVE PANTS" pants: THE GOBLIN TOOK HER
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#church
#crack
#grandma
#huffy-pants
#spider-man
#woodring-field-background
1,380 7/11/2002 all those balls
net: FOLKS I'M SORRY I ATE ALL THOSE BALLS net: I DIDN'T MEAN FOR ALL THOSE INNOCENT FAMOUS PEOPLE TO GET BLAMED
net
#ate-my-balls
#balls
#enclave
#folks
#net-solo
#viscera
1,381 7/12/2002 obscene gerund: expletive deleted (a love story)
pants: I'M PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pants: HERE TO LICK DICK !!!! DICK AND pants: I'M SO VERY VERY TIRED spigot: T PANTS USE MACROS AND PRE-RECORDED MATERIAL pants: HOW SO spigot: TO CREATE THE ILLUSION THAT YOU STILL GIVE A SHIT pants: AH spigot: JUST PHONE IT IN LIKE DEPECHE MODE pants: OR THAT BITCH ANN COULTER pants: OBSCENE GERUND spigot: WHY CAN'T YOU SIT STILL pants: VICODIN, BONGHITS, ESPRESSO, CHERRY COKES spigot: CHERRY COKES WILL MAKE YOU GAY pants: WAIT I'M NOT DONE spigot: OR IN YOUR CASE pants: CRACK (NOT MUCH, JUST A LITTLE), DEXATRIM spigot: MY GOD YOU'VE ROLLED OVER TO 000000 spigot: YOU'RE PRACTICALLY REPUBLICAN AT THIS POINT pants: DID YOU EVEN RUN LDCONFIG?!?!?
pants
spigot
#a-love-story
#ann-coulter
#bonghit
#cherry-cokes
#coca-cola
#coffee
#comprehensively-tagged
#crack
#depeche-mode
#dexatrim
#doonesbury
#espresso
#funloving-nonsense
#hold-still
#modular-arithmetic
#nonstandard-title-panel
#obscene-gerund
#pants-spigot
#politics
#republican
#unix
#very-very-tired
#vicodin
#woodring-room-background
1,382 7/13/2002 clustering in favor of daisy-chaining
dick: YES IT SEEMS TO ME THAT DISTRIBUTED COMPUTING IS A SOUND IDEA BUT WHY MUST IT ALWAYS END UP WITH MY HEAD IN YOUR LAP?!?!! deuce: I AM DISTRIBUTING THE HURT deuce: YOUR 56-BIT FACE spigot: WHAT KIND OF AN ARCHITHG*$() dick: I HAVE REJECTED CLUSTERING IN FAVOR OF DAISY CHAINING
deuce
dick
spigot
#deuce-dick-spigot
#macintosh
#mousehole
#unix
#woodring-room-background
1,383 7/14/2002 four potatoes
pants: LET ME CLIMB ON TOP AND I'LL EXPLORE THE PEAK deuce: OH GOD spigot: DOES FARTING MAKE YOU AUTOMATICALLY GAY BECAUSE I HAD ABOUT FOUR POTATOES
deuce
pants
spigot
#mousehole
#potatoes
#sunday
#woodring-room-background
1,384 7/15/2002 camp
pants: I MISS MOM AND DAD pants: I HATE CAMP pants: OH HI deuce: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING IN MY BEDROOM
deuce
pants
#camp
#deuce-pants
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
1,385 7/16/2002 i'm not looking
spigot: I'M JUST WAITING FOR A FRIEND I'M NOT "LOOKING" pants: WELL IF HE DOESN'T SHOW UP JUST TAP AWAY spigot: SORRY I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS deuce: HURRAY THANK YOU FOR POINTING OUT THAT I LOOK LIKE A FAT, BALDING STUPID MORON WHO WAS NEVER EVEN MODERATELY AMUSING spigot: T DEUCE ALL I SAID WAS I WAS WAITING FOR A FRIEND THEN DICKCITY PUMPFACE SHOWS UP AND STARTS IN WITH THE GAY CHIT CHAT pants: MY KINGDOM FOR ONE MORE PANEL
deuce
pants
spigot
#cruising
#deuce-pants-spigot
#meta
#morse-code
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
1,386 7/17/2002 urine + cake mix
pants: URINE + CAKE MIX = DISASTER spigot: I DON'T THINK MY CORD CAN REACH pants: WHAT IS UP WITH BRITNEY'S TITS spigot: CAN I REBOOT YOUR MACHINE pants: FIGHTING, LOOTING, MASTURBATING spigot: OH I HAVE THAT PROGRAM pants: MOSTLY MASTURBATION spigot: IS THAT YOUR WIFE? pants: DEATH TO INFIDELS spigot: NO JOANNE GUEST JPEGS TODAY pants: AIN'T NOBODY SQUEEZING HARDER spigot: WATCH ME CHOKE AND CRY pants: WHAT'S WITH ALL THE DEAN STARK GROUPS ANYWAY spigot: JUST PULLED A PIECE OF GRASS FROM MY MOUTH pants: GOTO 10
pants
spigot
#basic
#britney-spears
#cake
#cake-mix
#funloving-nonsense
#pants-spigot
#urine
#usenet
#viscera
#woodring-stairs-background
1,387 7/18/2002 unknown user
pants: AH DISCONNECTED PANEL ONE TRUDEAU STYLE pants: THEY SAY LOVE IS BLIND pants: BUT I LICK DICK pants: SO THERE YOU GO ozone: ALSO NOT TOO BRIGHT pants: HEY WAIT pants: COME BACK pants: -- UNKNOWN USER "OZONE" pants: I WAS GOING TO PROPOSE TO YOU
ozone
pants
#come-back
#doonesbury
#huffy-pants
#marriage
#ozone-pants
#woodring-field-background
1,388 7/19/2002 geeks on parade
spigot: FAT GEEKS!!!! spigot: GEEKS IN SPACE!!!! spigot: GRRL GEEK PATROL!!!!!!! spigot: TRYING TO TAKE BACK OUR DIGNITY BY USING THE WORD GEEK spigot: SADLY THIS BUS STOP WAS DISABLED THREE WEEKS AGO spigot: NOBODY'S COMING TO PICK ME UP IN THE RAIN spigot: INTERACTIVE CLICKABLE SHOCKWAVE CYBERTOONS?!?!?! spigot: COMMANDER TACO AND HIS GAMER GRRLS FIGHTING PLANET MICROSLOTH?!?!?! spigot: CHOPPING MY DICK OFF, STUFFING IT IN MY MOUTH spigot: FINGERS AND TOES TOO spigot: THIS STUFF PRACTICALLY WRITES ITSELF pants: TELL ME MORE, $NAME
pants
spigot
#bus-stop
#cannibalism
#dignity
#geek
#macromedia
#pants-spigot
#parade
#slashdot
#woodring-field-background
1,389 7/20/2002 more than usual on a sunday night
deuce: T PANTS I WAS WATCHING THE TRIGGER EFFECT LAST NIGHT AND IT SHOCKED ME HOW FRAGILE THIS THING CALLED CIVILIZATION WAS AND ANYWAY I ENDED UP STAYING UP LATE AND DRINKING MORE THAN USUAL ON A SUNDAY NIGHT SO LONG STORY SHORT I SUCKED ALL THE DICKS pants: T DEUCE ELIZABETH SHU'S PERFECT TITS
deuce
pants
#cocksucking
#deuce-pants
#sunday
#tits
#woodring-field-background
1,390 7/21/2002 POSIX PRIX
pants: WE WILL POKE POSIX PRICKS deuce: LET'S ALL LEARN BASIC pants: VISUAL OR APPLESOFT OR THE OTHER KIND (WITH THE CHERRY FILLING) deuce: IT'S STRAWBERRY AND YES THAT ONE pants: LET'S JUST CALL IT RED FLAVORED deuce: WE HAVE REACHED A CONSENSUS AND THUS CAN MOVE ON TO THE FURTHER STAGE OF LICKING PRIX pants: WHAT A GRAND PRIX IT WILL BE
deuce
pants
#apple
#apple-ii
#basic
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#mousehole
#posix
#prix
#woodring-room-background
1,391 7/22/2002 developer cds
spigot: THESE DEVELOPER CD'S WILL TAKE MY MIND OFF COCKSUCKERY FOR TWO SECONDS spigot: QUICKDRAW spigot: DRAG MANAGER spigot: PRINTING spigot: HOW GAY I AM deuce: ERROR -43 spigot: PLEASE APOLOGIZE FOR DISSING THE MACINTOSH spigot: DISSING MEANS "DISRESPECTING" IN EBONICS spigot: EBONICS IS LIKE THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN deuce: ERROR -41
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#developers
#ebonics
#error
#macerr
#macintosh
#macsbug
#six-million-dollar-man
#woodring-field-background
1,392 7/23/2002 crawling back
pants: SOONER OR LATER YOU'LL COME CRAWLING BACK AND I'LL LOOK DOWN AT YOU AND SAY, "THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE BACK I MISSED YOU SO MUCH"
pants
#mountain-background
#sfw
1,393 7/24/2002 Gay?
net: GAY? pants: 500 OK
net
pants
#gay-theory
#net-pants
#smooth-fonts
#woodring-room-background
1,394 7/25/2002 broken links
atandt: PERHAPS BONGHITS WILL FIX MY BROKEN LINKS atandt: HOW DID YOU GET PAST THE GUARDS pants: I'LL TELL YOU TOMORROW (GOLDEN AGE SANDMAN STARRING PANTS)
atandt
pants
#bonghit
#dust-brothers
#for-fags-series
#golden-age-comics
#okay-pants-face
#sandman
#series
#woodring-field-background
1,395 7/26/2002 golden age sandman
pants: I AM LIKE THE GOLDEN AGE SANDMAN IN THAT I WILL DRUG YOU BUT INSTEAD OF CREEPING AROUND AND JUSTIFYING MY FREAKY FETISH BY FIGHTING CRIME NOW AND THEN I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK, TAKE YOUR WALLET AND BLAME SOCIETY !!! NOW DON'T WORRY ABOUT WHAT I PUT IN YOUR DRINK
pants
#cock
#golden-age-of-comics
#pants-solo
#sandman
#series
#woodring-field-background
1,396 7/27/2002 netcenter visitors
spigot: OH MY GOD MY HEAD IN THE FISHTANK IN FRONT OF MILLIONS OF NETCENTER VISITORS
spigot
#netcenter
#netscape
#physical-comedy
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
1,397 7/28/2002 stormtroopers wearing only helmets, black socks
pants: STORMTROOPERS WEARING ONLY HELMETS, BLACK SOCKS???? FORTY MINUTES OF JAWAS GIVING HEAD ??? THIS IS THE WORST EPISODE TWO EVER deuce: THANK GOD THEY'RE ALL CLONES deuce: OTHERWISE IT WOULD BE GAY pants: 99E99 deuce: [SYSTEM CRASH] pants: REBOOTING THE DEUCE
deuce
pants
#99e99
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#gay
#no-greytext
#reboot
#star-wars
#the-prequels
#woodring-stairs-background
1,398 7/29/2002 tiny hairs and fibers
spigot: CRITICS ARE CALLING JERKCITY A TRIUMPH pants: TOM HANKS HAS DONE IT AGAIN spigot: GENUINELY MOVING pants: TWO THUMBS UP (NUFF SAID) pants: I CAN'T BELIEVE ROB LOWE LEFT THE WEST WING spigot: I HAVE PLACED TINY HAIRS AND FIBERS ON MY PORN PILE SO IF IT'S DISTURBED WHILE I'M OUT I WILL MOST DEFINITELY FIND OUT
pants
spigot
#for-your-consideration
#mountain-background
#pants-spigot
#porn
#siskel-and-ebert
#tom-hanks
#triumph
#west-wing
1,399 7/30/2002 how did it know
pants: WELL ACCORDING TO WEATHER.COM'S UP TO THE MINUTE ACCUCAST I'M A FAG deuce: HOW DID IT KNOW pants: NEXRAD SAYS I'M A FAG TOO deuce: HOW DID IT KNOW pants: OH GOD ALL THE VISIBLE SATELLITES ARE FLASHING FAG FAG FAG (OPEN YOUR WINDOW, LOOK UP) deuce: HOW DID IT KNOW
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#repetition
#weather
1,400 7/31/2002 my dick is a time machine
deuce: MY DICK IS A TIME MACHINE AND MASTURBATION IS THE ON/OFF SWITCH atandt: SET SAIL FOR JESUS
atandt
deuce
#dick
#high-res
#jesus
#masturbation
#mountain-background
#time-machine
#time-travel
1,401 8/1/2002 bi-curious goons
pants: WE NEED SOMETHING IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN TO BRING US DRINKS, PARK CARS deuce: I'M AN O(N LOG N) COCKSUCKER pants: IS OSCAR FROM THIMBLE THEATER OUT OF COPYRIGHT YET deuce: DOES LOVE HAVE TO HURT pants: CAN WE TRADE UP FOR A BI-CURIOUS GOON OR A DICK TRACY VILLAIN UP FOR PAROLE deuce: OR IS IT JUST ADVISABLE
deuce
pants
#comics
#deuce-pants
#dick-tracy
#drunk-deuce
#popeye
#programming
#woodring-stairs-background
1,402 8/2/2002 duck from now on
deuce: T ATANDT YOU MUST REFER TO ME AS "DUCK" FROM NOW ON atandt: SILENCE DUCK
atandt
deuce
#atandt-deuce
#atandt-deuce-disconnect
#duck
#fighting-irish-pose
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
1,403 8/3/2002 smooth nougat
hanford: YOU'RE ON pants: RICH CHOCOLATE pants: CREAMY CARAMEL pants: SMOOTH NOUGAT pants: CAT HAIR pants: DOES BEETLE BAILEY HAVE DAYS LIKE THESE pants: STRANGE DAYS INDEED pants: MY FACE IS STUCK LIKE THIS pants: PISSING ON A MOP, WALKING AWAY pants: BIG FAGGOTY DICK III DELAYED DUE TO RAIN pants: RED BULL, BONGWATER pants: AND CUT I'LL BE OUTSIDE SMOKING hanford: YOU DON'T SAY CUT I SAY CUT
hanford
pants
#big-faggoty-dick
#cat-hair
#cut
#funloving-nonsense
#hanford-pants
#huffy-pants
#nougat
#piss
#snickers
#woodring-room-background
1,404 8/4/2002 nun sense
deuce: I GOTTA LEARN HOW TO FOLD THE AMERICAN FLAG LIKE THAT spigot: WAVE ME (I'M FLUTTERING) spigot: THEY'RE NUNS AND THEY SING AND THERE'S IMPROV deuce: SNORING spigot: WAKE UP AND WATCH THE NUNSENSE deuce: ZZZ
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#improv
#nunsense
#sfw
1,405 8/5/2002 of all of the
spigot: DONGS??!??! EXHAUSTED spigot: REALLY QUITE HURRRRRRRRRR TIRED ozone: MEMORY: REAL: 14M/54M ACT/TOT FREE: 445M SWAP: 0K/1260M USED/TOT spigot: I DON'T GET OZONE'S JOKES
ozone
spigot
#deja-vu
#memory
#ozone-spigot
#unix
#woodring-room-background
1,406 8/6/2002 churros
spigot: PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU GET TO THE CHURROS spigot: ALSO IF YOU COULD PLEASE FELLATE THEM WHILE I BEAT OFF IN YOUR WIFE'S FACE atandt: T SPIGOT LEAVE THE WOMENFOLK OUT OF THIS spigot: I HAVE NO OTHER WAY TO MEASURE MY PROGRESS
atandt
spigot
#churros
#cuck
#fatness
#mountain-background
1,407 8/7/2002 reggae
spigot: I JERK IT IN THE MORNING spigot: I JERK IT IN THE NIGHT spigot: I JERK IT IN THE TOILET spigot: I JERK IT IN PLAIN SIGHT spigot: I WANT TO JERK IT WITH YOU spigot: IT'S CALL "REGGAE" YOU RACIST PHOBES pants: I HOPE YOU LIKE JERKING TOO pants: (JERKING) spigot: (JERKING) spigot: DO THESE DREADLOCKS MAKE ME LOOK (A) GAY OR (B) FAT pants: JA MON
pants
spigot
#bob-marley
#multiple-choice
#pants-spigot
#reggae
#singing
#toilet
#woodring-field-background
1,408 8/8/2002 all beef
spigot: TWO ALL BEEF PATTIES DICKS AND PRICKS AND PRICKS AND PRICKS SOMETHING SOMETHING
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#mcdonalds
#spigot-solo
1,409 8/9/2002 pretty sure
ozone: I WENT TO FRY'S TODAY deuce: DID THE CHILDREN POINT AND SCREAM ozone: NO BUT YOU SUCKED MY DICK deuce: PRETTY SURE I DON'T REMEMBER THAT ozone: AT LEAST I HOPE IT WAS YOU deuce: OH WAIT THAT WAS YOU ???
deuce
ozone
#cocksucking
#deuce-ozone
#frys-electronics
#woodring-field-background
1,410 8/10/2002 coaxing, alcohol
spigot: I WAS SERIOUS ABOUT WANTING TO COMPARE BONERS deuce: I'M HERE FOR YOU spigot: AND CONTRAST CITING SPECIFIC EXAMPLES FROM MY NUTS pants: WE COULD MEASURE THEM spigot: WE COULD USE A SPECIAL CHALK THAT SUCKS DICKS deuce: DOY pants: GIVE THEM CHALK OUTLINES spigot: OR MARKERS pants: ALL THE WHILE CAREFUL NOT TO POKE OUR EYES OUT deuce: MARKERS CAN'T SUCK DICK STUPID pants: OR RUN WITH THEM deuce: CHALK PROBABLY CAN DEPENDING ON HOW MUCH COAXING AND ALCOHOL IS INVOLVED pants: (PSSST DEUCE YOURE THINKING OF ME) deuce: T PANTS OH
deuce
pants
spigot
#boner
#deuce-pants-spigot
#dick
#dicks
#dicksucking
#nuts
#nuts-of-spigot
1,411 8/11/2002 three dicks
pants: DICKS THEN (WE ARE AGREED AND IT IS SO AND WE SHOULD START NOW) deuce: THERE ARE SO MANY DICKS TO SERVICE I DO NOT THINK THAT WE CAN DO THEM ALL IN ONE NIGHT pants: WOULD YOU CARE TO PLACE A SMALL WAGER SIR A GENTLEMEN'S BET TO MAKE THE DICKSUCKING INTERESTING deuce: I BET YOU THREE DICKS pants: I'LL SEE YOUR THREE DICKS AND OKAY BORED OF THIS SKIT HUGALUGA BLBLBL HLAHGULG deuce: GALHGLAGHLHLAGHLGHA
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
1,412 8/12/2002 cow palace
spigot: I'M STARTING TO THINK THIS ISN'T THE COW PALACE spigot: PLEASE POP A COCK IN MY MOUTH TO SUSPEND MY LEVEL OF DISBELIEF
spigot
#cow-palace
#spigot-solo
1,413 8/13/2002 the wood chipper
atandt: WHY WERE YOU HANGING AROUND THE WOOD CHIPPER ANYWAY
atandt
#hi-fi
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
1,414 8/14/2002 a night at the races
deuce: WANG COMPUTERS pants: EATING THE HOLY KORAN ??? spigot: I DON'T KNOW WHAT "CREME DE LA FACE" IS ALL ABOUT BUT I'M CROSSING THE STREET
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#islam
#koran
#wang
#woodring-den-background
1,415 8/15/2002 ASCII cunts
pants: CUNTS AND HALF-A-CUNT {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{ deuce: JESUS CHRISTABLES deuce: I MURDER THEM pants: LET'S GET HAMSTERS pants: OR GUINEA PIGS deuce: WHAT'S THIS XXX{}XXXX pants: HMM deuce: DON'T BE SHY FUCKO pants: CUNT IN A WALL ??? deuce: A CUNT FENCE IDIOT pants: DON'T BE A BLUE MEANIE deuce: HOW ABOUT THIS [][][][][]{}[][][][][] pants: HMM deuce: SPEAK UP SON pants: CUNT LOCKERS deuce: DING
deuce
pants
#cunt
#deuce-pants
#guinea-pig
#hamsters
#jesus
1,416 8/16/2002 give me the keys i'm drunk
pants: LITTLE BABY JESUS pants: HEAR MY PLEA pants: HULGAHLGUHLAHLAHLG deuce: T JESUS IT'S A TRICK deuce: HE JUST WANTS MORE DONGS FOR CHRISTMAS pants: SHUT UP SHUT UP pants: DON'T QUEER THE DEAL AND I'LL SLIDE YOU SOME DONGS SIDEWISE pants: T JESUS HELLO ??? deuce: BITTE NICHT FRAU PANTS pants: HE HUNG UP deuce: YOU TALENTLESS FAT FUCK deuce: YOU ARE RUINING CHRISTMAS FOR EVERYONE pants: HUGALUGAH
deuce
pants
#christmas
#deuce-pants
#german
#huffy-pants
#jesus
#talentless-fat-fuck
1,417 8/16/2002 indeed, the very same toothbrush
pants: IS THAT THE SAME TOOTHBRUSH THAT FELL IN THE TOILET deuce: UH pants: IF SO: I WANT IN ON THE DEAL deuce: PLEASE BRING IT UP SLOWLY (IT WILL FALL IN AGAIN) pants: I CANNOT SIT HERE WHILE YOU JERK THIS DICK AND THAT DICK!!! IT IS NOT APPROPRIATE deuce: GRR FOAMING GRR
deuce
pants
#birthday-strip
#deuce-pants
#rabies
1,418 8/17/2002 j/k
spigot: JUST KIDDING!!!! I STUCK THE TOILET PLUNGER UP MY ASS WHEN I GOT HOME AND I WAS JUST EMBARRASSED THAT IT BROKE OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot
#ass
#mountain-background
#spigot-solo
1,419 8/18/2002 one or the other you idiot faggots (mervyns)
pants: HOW FUCKED UP IS THIS pants: MERVYNS CALIFORNIA WILL BOTH (A) DRUGTEST THEIR EMPLOYEES AND (B) PLAY PHIL COLLINS OVER THE LOUDSPEAKER pants: IT'S ONE OR THE OTHER YOU IDIOT FAGGOTS I AM SERIOUSLY NEVER BUYING TOWELS OR UNDERPANTS AT YOUR ESTABLISHMENT EVER AGAIN
pants
#huffy-pants
#mervyns
#pants-solo
#phil-collins
#underpants
1,420 8/19/2002 silence please
spigot: SILENCE WHILE I TAKE THIS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK spigot: HURRRRRRRNG ALMOST spigot: SPLOOSH spigot: NEXT SHOW: 3:30PM
spigot
#poo
#sfx
#spigot-solo
#sploosh
#woodring-stairs-background
1,421 8/20/2002 shakespeare you see
deuce: LOVE IS A MANY BONER'D THING pants: BONER'D pants: PERHAPS THAT IS THE FIRST TIME THAT WORD HAS EVER BEEN WRITTEN deuce: (SHAKESPEARE YOU SEE)
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#huffy-pants
#shakespeare
#woodring-stairs-background
1,422 8/21/2002 fat queer angry cocks from outer space that glow and make a noise
pants: I'M SEARCHING OVER 450 AIRLINES AND MORE THAN 2 BILLION FARES TO FIND YOU THE LOWEST AVAILABLE FAIR TO SATISFY YOUR TRAVEL NEEDS !!!!!!!!!! FAT QUEER ANGRY COCKS FROM OUTER SPACE THAT GLOW AND MAKE A NOISE deuce: HOW RUDE
deuce
pants
#bong
#cocks
#deuce-pants
#fatqueerangrycocksfromouterspacethatglowandmakeanoise
#mousehole
#travel
#woodring-room-background
1,423 8/22/2002 put me in your crontab
pants: T DEUCE PUT ME IN YOUR CRONTAB deuce: T PANTS HOW pants: T DEUCE YOU'RE THE COMPUTER SCIENTIST JUST PUT ME THERE deuce: T PANTS OKAY pants: T DEUCE TAKE ME OUT OF YOUR CRONTAB WHICH IS IN FACT YOUR LOWER CUPBOARD deuce: NOT UNTIL 0 5 * * 0
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#jesus
#mountain-background
#unix
1,424 8/23/2002 the trouble with pac-man
pants: I'M HAVING TROUBLE WITH PAC-MAN COULD SOMEONE HELP pants: WHAT IS WITH THE LITTLE GHOSTS pants: AND THE BLACK GUY I HAFTA BLOW FOR QUARTERS
pants
#ghost
#pacman
#woodring-field-background
1,425 8/24/2002 complaint department
spigot: TORN BETWEEN TWO BONERS spigot: SORT OF JUST SMOOSHED spigot: IN BETWEEN THEM spigot: IN THE MIDDLE IS WHAT I'M SAYING spigot: BETWEEN THEM atandt: THAT CAT DOES NOT SOUND RIGHT
atandt
spigot
#atandt-spigot
#boner
#mountain-background
1,426 8/25/2002 great
atandt: IT WOULD BE GREAT IF THESE THINGS WERE AUTOMATED bung: IT WOULD BE GREAT IF THESE THINGS WERE AUTOMATED deuce: IT WOULD BE GREAT IF THESE THINGS WERE AUTOMATED dick: IT WOULD BE GREAT IF THESE THINGS WERE AUTOMATED hanford: IT WOULD BE GREAT IF THESE THINGS WERE AUTOMATED net: IT WOULD BE GREAT IF THESE THINGS WERE AUTOMATED ozone: IT WOULD BE GREAT IF THESE THINGS WERE AUTOMATED pants: IT WOULD BE GREAT IF THESE THINGS WERE AUTOMATED atandt: IT WOULD BE GREAT IF THESE THINGS WERE AUTOMATED spigot: IF WHAT COULD BE MASTURBATED ??? spigot: OH
atandt
bung
deuce
dick
hanford
net
ozone
pants
spigot
#automation
#many-characters
#repetition
#woodring-stairs-background
1,427 8/26/2002 fool on the hill
deuce: SEQUESTER: TO RAPE REPEATEDLY deuce: FISTICUFFS: TO INSERT ONE'S FIST INTO SOMEONE ELSE'S FACE/ASS deuce: TRUCULENT: TO BEHAVE LIKE A USELESS WOMAN
deuce
#beatles
#deuce-solo
#fisting
#low-res
#rape
#vocabulary
#woodring-field-background
1,428 8/27/2002 a poor excuse
hanford: READY hanford: AND hanford: ACTION deuce: FUCK YOU hanford: CUT
deuce
hanford
#cut
#white-background
1,429 8/28/2002 netscape time
spigot: IF YOU COULD PLEASE JUST spigot: HURF spigot: FORCIBLY JERKED
spigot
#jerking
#netscape
#physical-comedy
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
1,430 8/29/2002 a handjob for john ashcroft (drunk at work)
pants: JOHN ASHCROFT NEEDS A HANDJOB pants: AND I KNOW JUST THE MAN FOR THE JOB pants: I'M GOING TO WORK YOUR GODDAMN DICK MISTER MAN pants: YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST pants: AS I DO MY THING YOU'RE GOING TO STUTTER AND BLINK pants: BUH HUB BUH FABULOUS I'VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE BUH pants: MAYBE ONCE OR TWICE AT CAMP HUHHHHH MMM pants: AND THE YMCA HUFF HUFF HUFF pants: LATER HE WILL BE CURIOUS ABOUT THE USE OF THE MOUTH pants: I WILL SHOW HIM THE WAYS OF THE WORLD pants: CAN I GET PAID NOW hanford: GET OFF MY STAGE IF YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING
hanford
pants
#alcohol
#coy-pants
#hanford-pants
#huffy-pants
#john-ashcroft
#mouth
#politics
#special-guest
#title-mismatch
1,431 8/30/2002 quite the boner
spigot: ALL THIS TALK ABOUT BONERS HAS GIVEN ME QUITE THE BONER spigot: AND I'M QUITE THE FAGGOT spigot: OH GREAT IT'S THIS GUY atandt: T SPIGOT IF YOU NEED DIRECTIONS HOME, JUST ASK spigot: MY REFRIGERATOR ?!? atandt: PRINCE ALBERT ?!??! atandt: NOW I'M THE SAN FRANCISCO TREAT spigot: GET THE FUCK OFF MY PHONE LINE
atandt
spigot
#woodring-field-background
1,432 8/31/2002 puh pft fuh
deuce: PUH FTH FEH deuce: I'M COMPLETELY COVERED IN PISS deuce: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED
deuce
#deuce-solo
#piss
#urine
#woodring-field-background
1,433 9/1/2002 what are they fighting over anyway
spigot: LET ME JERK OFF ALREADY deuce: GOD CHRIST IN HEAVEN I SPILLED MY SEED ON THE FLOOR deuce: I MISSED THE FUCKING THING ALTOGETHER deuce: FUCKING FUCK spigot: I DON'T LIKE TO WASTE MY SEED I WANT KIDS deuce: I'D BETTER JOIN A CHURCH AND DO MY PART TO HELP WITH OVERPOPULATION deuce: PLUS I'D RATHER JERK OFF INTO A WOMAN pants: I STORE SEED IN MY CHEEKS FOR WINTER pants: SLURP deuce: EXTRA SEED FOR ME SCORE pants: WE'RE ALL GOING TO FUCKING DIE deuce: WHY CAN'T I DO ANYTHING RIGHT TODAY
deuce
pants
spigot
#bible
#christ
#deuce-pants-spigot
#jesus
#masturbation
#religion
#semen
#woodring-stairs-background
1,434 9/2/2002 escorted out
spigot: NOW HERE'S A RAP ABOUT WHY CUCUMBERS ARE BETTER THAN MEN!!! A PTHTHTH A *BONK* ANVIL
spigot
#masturbation
#physical-comedy
#rap
#violent-disapproval
#woodring-stairs-background
1,435 9/3/2002 a night at the opera
pants: WILLING TO BE GAY, TO PAY EXTRA TO BE EXTRA GAY pants: BUT NOT WILLING TO PAY EXTRA AND ONLY GET GAY pants: JACKING OFF, JACKING UP AND DOWN AND OUT THE DOOR AND DOWN THE BLOCK pants: FOR CIGARETTES, DICKLICKING pants: MOSTLY DICKLICKING AS I DO NOT SMOKE pants: THEN AGAIN MAYBE SOME DICKLICKING pants: WHO REALLY KNOWS pants: SCOTLAND YARD CALLED, THEY NEED DICK pants: SO DID ONE POLICE PLAZA AND THE LAPD pants: MULTIPLE ORDERS OF deuce: IF YOU WOULD JUST SHUT UP FOR TEN SECONDS I COULD SPURT THIS LOAD ALL OVER YOUR DUMB FAT FACE
deuce
pants
#cigarette
#deuce-pants
#dicklicking
#fat-face
#gay
#jacking-off
#police
#spurt
#woodring-room-background
1,436 9/4/2002 sexy lamp post
pants: I LOVE YOU SO VERY, VERY MUCH MMMMM COME TO ME MMMMMMM KISSING THINGS I SHOULD NOT BE KISSING MMMMMMMMMM deuce: DUDE THAT'S A LAMP POST deuce: AND A PARTICULARLY UNATTRACTIVE ONE AT THAT pants: FUCK YEAH MMMMMM YEAH deuce: HAVE YOU NO STANDARDS?!?!?!? JESUS CHRIST YOU'RE REALLY GOING DOWN ON IT pants: BLBLBLBLBBL SEXY LAMPPOST HUGALUGAHALG
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#lamp-post
#love
#no-standards
#pants-has-no-standards
#particularly-unattractive
#woodring-den-background
1,437 9/5/2002 serious dilemma
deuce: OKAY I HAVE A SERIOUS DILEMMA HERE pants: HEAVENS deuce: I AM STILL AWAKE deuce: AND YET I HAVE NO MORE ALCOHOL TO DRINK pants: MY MOUTH NEVER CLOSES deuce: YES YES deuce: "UNE CARTE POSTALE DE JERKCITY VOUS ATTEND" deuce: FUCKING ENGLISH pants: A DRUNKBOT TO LOGIN AT 2AM AND 6AM deuce: 01:50, 05:50 pants: CAN I HAVE THAT IN SWATCH TIME PLZ deuce: IN ALL SERIOUSNESS I AM OUT OF ALCOHOL pants: THIS CANNOT BE GOOD FOR BUSINESS deuce: I THOUGHT I HAD BEERS LEFT pants: USE FTP TO GET SOME FROM BACK EAST deuce: THERE WILL BE SOME SIGNAL DEGRADATION pants: HOW ABOUT A BLOWJOB THEN deuce: DON'T BE GAY pants: B-BUT
deuce
pants
#alcohol
#back-east
#beer
#deuce-pants
#ftp
#gay
#huffy-pants
#mouth-of-pants
#unix
#woodring-stairs-background
1,438 9/6/2002 wig
spigot: I'M GOING TO GET SPICED UP WITH JAMAICAN JERKSPICE RUM AND A SEARCH WARRANT spigot: DEAR DOMINIQUE SIMONE: spigot: SERIOUSLY WE KNOW THAT'S A WIG deuce: TIME FOR YOUR PILL
deuce
spigot
#porn
#woodring-stairs-background
1,439 9/7/2002 girl fight
spigot: GRABBING YOUR PENCIL BOX AND HURLING IT OUT THE WINDOW deuce: NOW THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR spigot: GRABBING YOUR STUPID JERKCITY LUNCHBOX AND DENTING IT deuce: I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL BITE THIS BENDY DOLL'S HEAD OFF deuce: PLAYING WITH THE SHOULDER-SNAPS ON YOUR STUPID WINDBREAKER spigot: BECOMING FRIENDS WITH YOU ONCE AGAIN AND ADDING YOU TO MY LINKS PAGE
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#leisure-town
#links
#mountain-background
#sfw
#violent-disapproval
1,440 9/8/2002 buzzies, bats, mysterious slurping sound
pants: OH GOOD THE BUZZIES atandt: !!1 pants: OKAY THE BATS WENT AWAY atandt: SOMEONE PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY pants: BOY AM I TIRED OF TYPING deuce: GLHAGHLGAHLAG
atandt
deuce
pants
#bat
#exclamation-point
#flappity-bats
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
1,441 9/9/2002 toilet sex
spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO BE ALL THAT BUT INSTEAD OF A BAG OF CHIPS I'D LIKE CHEESE FRIES AND SOME RANCH spigot: IS THIS THING ON deuce: GO AWAY I'M PISSING
deuce
spigot
#cheese-fries
#deuce-spigot
#no-greytext
#piss
#ranch
#toilet
#woodring-field-background
1,442 9/10/2002 just a bunch of faggots
pants: LICKING DICK WITHOUT LICKING DICK ozone: EXISTENTIALISM AT ITS FINEST pants: ZEN BONERS THAT IT'S LIKE WOW HIGH PITCHED NOISES AND DARKNESS FOR AN UNDETERMINED PERIOD OF TIME AND THEN OH SHIT HOW DID WE ALL GET IN HERE LIKE HAMSTERS LISTENING TO PRODIGY, BACH ozone: OR JUST A BUNCH OF FAGGOTS (MUST CHECK NOTES) pants: ONE BULLET WOUND TO THE RIGHT TEMPLE deuce: TO GO
deuce
ozone
pants
#deuce-ozone-pants
#dicklicking
#gay
#philosophy
#woodring-den-background
#zen-boners
1,443 9/11/2002 patriot day
pants: HAPPY PATRIOT DAY !!! deuce: IS IT WRONG TO JERK OFF TO THE HYPNOSIS SCENE IN OFFICE SPACE pants: ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME ??? HAPPY PATRIOT DAY !!!! deuce: I HAVE A SEVERE CASE OF ADULT-ONSET FAGGOTRY pants: MAN'S INHUMANITY TO ALL THE WORLD'S LITTLE BONERS MMMM DUH KISSING THEIR LITTLE HEADS MMMMMM DICKS MMM deuce: ARTHUR MILLER IS SERIOUSLY SUMMING UP MY LOVE FOR COCK
deuce
pants
#9-11
#arthur-miller
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#huffy-pants
#office-space
#sushi
#their-little-heads
#woodring-stairs-background
1,444 9/12/2002 if any one can
spigot: BLUH HUH WONDERING IF ANYONE CAN RECOMMEND A GOOD GAY JERK LOTION (NOT FOR ME) deuce: T SPIGOT BEST FOODS MAYONNAISE
deuce
spigot
#boner
#deuce-spigot
#lotion
#mayonnaise
#woodring-den-background
1,445 9/13/2002 pop-up ads
: Pornography? On my computer? : It's more likely than you think. : FREE PC CHECK : NEW AND REVISED EDITION pants: MY NUTS ARE SWOLLEN UP LIKE BALLOONS bung: WE NEED BIGGER RAM DISKS : Is there PORNOGRAPHY on your computer? : Are you sure? deuce: I WOULD LIKE TO BE TRANSPORTED BACK IN TIME TO JUST BEFORE THIS RETARDED DISCUSSION STARTED : College let's cool : We Proudly Serve : STARBUCKS COFFEE deuce: A MIRACLE HAPPENS : IS BLUE FOR YOU? : INSTANT DECISION : BLUE deuce: OKAY WELL I GOT MY WISH AND I'M SORRY TO SAY IT'S NOT ANY BETTER !!!!!!! THANKS pants: MY NUTS ARE SWOLLEN UP LIKE BALLOONS bung: WE NEED BIGGER RAM DISKS : Debunking the Myths and Encouraging the Hearts of Gay Dads and Their Families
bung
deuce
pants
#bung-deuce-pants
#deja-vu
#domo-kun
#gaydads
#john-ashcroft
#mountain-background
#nonstandard-title-panel
#photo
#pop-up-ads
#porn
#repetition
#time-travel
1,446 9/14/2002 will this never end
pants: MY NUTS ARE SWOLLEN UP LIKE BALLOONS bung: WE NEED BIGGER RAM DISKS deuce: WILL THIS NEVER END deuce: I SHOULD HAVE NEVER PRESSED ENTER deuce: WITH GOD AS MY WITNESS I WILL FIND PANTS AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM (UNRELATED) pants: MY NUTS ARE SWOLLEN UP LIKE BALLOONS bung: WE NEED BIGGER RAM DISKS
bung
deuce
pants
#bung-deuce-pants
#deja-vu
#repetition
#time-travel
1,447 9/15/2002 news from the front lines
spigot: THE CYBERARTS
spigot
#hi-fi
#mousehole
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
1,448 9/16/2002 spill-proof mug
spigot: I SERIOUSLY NEED A SPILL-PROOF MUG IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE JERKING ME LIKE THAT deuce: SUFFER IN SUCKING
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#dicklicking
#mug
#physical-comedy
#woodring-field-background
1,449 9/17/2002 kneel right up
deuce: HEAD dick: YES PLEASE dick: KNEEL RIGHT UP deuce: T DICK NO YOU SEE IT WAS A DEMAND dick: MY DICK IS FLOPPING ON THE GROUND deuce: WELL ROLL IT BACK UP AND GET OVER HERE YOU dick: IT FALLS OFF WHEN I FEEL THREATENED deuce: I DON'T SEE HOW ALL THIS IS GOING TO GET ME MY HEAD dick: A SURVIVAL STRATEGY, YOU SEE
deuce
dick
#deuce-dick
#laughing-deuce
#their-little-heads
#woodring-field-background
1,450 9/18/2002 high shelf
deuce: T SPIGOT I MOVED JERKCITY BECAUSE OF YOUR MISBEHAVIOR spigot: PLEASE TAKE THE JERKCITY DOWN OFF THE HIGH SHELF SO I CAN SMOOSH THEM INTO MY FACE
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#mousehole
#their-little-heads
#woodring-room-background
1,451 9/19/2002 huge jew
spigot: YOU ARE SLIDING YOUR ATM CARD BETWEEN MY CHEEKS AND ENTERING YOUR PERSONAL PRIVATE PIN NUMBER!!!?! CASH BACK TODAY?!?!?!? deuce: I'M A HUGE JEW spigot: I AM SMILING AND MAKING EYE CONTACT AND PREPARING TO USE YOUR LAST NAME TO LEAVE AN IMPRESSION OF OUTSTANDING CUSTOMER SERVICE deuce: GROWING BIGGER BY THE SECOND spigot: NOW YOU ARE CLAMPING ME TO THIS FENCEPOST AND BASHING MY GAY STUDENT FACE SO IT IS UNLIKELY THAT MY FACE/BALLS WILL GET ANY FATTER IN THIS LIFE SO I WILL IN FACT REACH FOR THE REESE'S CUPS deuce: FROM MY SUPER JEW POWERS
deuce
spigot
#atm-card
#customer-service
#deuce-spigot
#jews
#matthew-shepard
#mountain-background
#violence
1,452 9/20/2002 sub stance
: PANTS LEAKS A SUBSTANCE : DEUCE COLLECTS SUBSTANCE, SENDS SAMPLE TO THE LAB, WAITS 2-3 DAYS : DEUCE RECEIVES REPLY, SUBSTANCE IS FRAPPUCCINO
deuce
pants
#bored-pants
#caption
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#frappucino
#gay
#sfw
#starbucks
#woodring-field-background
1,453 9/21/2002 a little more j, a lot less o
deuce: JJJJJJJJJJJJJJ spigot: A LITTLE MORE J AND A LOT LESS O spigot: ACTUALLY LET'S TRY TO EQUALIZE THE J WITH THE O deuce: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO spigot: WAY WAY TOO MUCH O
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#jo
1,454 9/22/2002 wave of the future
ozone: ~ deuce: I AGREE ozone: YEAH I USED TO THINK [ WAS THE WAVE OF THE FUTURE ozone: BUT NOW I REALIZE IT'S ~
deuce
ozone
#deuce-ozone
#sfw
#tilde
#woodring-field-background
1,455 9/23/2002 the weirdest thing
spigot: THAT WAS THE WEIRDEST THING spigot: I'M JUST SITTING HERE HAVING MY COFFEE, WHEN THREE HUNDRED MILES AWAY AT A WINCHELL'S DONUTS IN YUBA CITY TWO QUEERS ARE BEATING EACH OTHER OFF WITH OVEN MITTS spigot: NOW THAT'S A HALLOWEEN SURPRISE
spigot
#coffee
#halloween
#mountain-background
#oven-mitts
#spigot-solo
1,456 9/24/2002 syntax error in rapekit
pants: HOLY NUTS!!! atandt: AMEN TO THAT pants: SYNTAX ERROR IN RAPEKIT, BREAK AT LINE 10 atandt: I MEAN THOSE
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#fighting-irish-pose
#rape
#rapekit
#their-little-heads
#woodring-field-background
1,457 9/25/2002 lemon squares
spigot: TRYING TO FIT IN spigot: FOLKS MY BADGE IS YELLOW LIKE A CONTRACTOR BUT I'M LEARNING C++ spigot: I BROUGHT LEMON SQUARES
spigot
#c
#contractor
#folks
#lemon-squares
#programming
#sfw
#spigot-solo
1,458 9/26/2002 starring spigot
spigot: LS -LA spigot: DIR /W spigot: CATALOG S6,D1,V0 spigot: SYSTEM /12345 @LOAD 1 spigot: DIRECTORY /FULL /TOTAL spigot: GET / HTTP/1.0 spigot: OKAY I CANNOT FIND THE PORNOGRAPHY spigot: FILING A BUG
spigot
#bug-report
#porn
#spigot-solo
#unix
#woodring-field-background
1,459 9/27/2002 jerkcity premium subscribers only
spigot: SALON HAS INCURRED SIGNIFICANT NET LOSSES AND NEGATIVE CASH FLOWS FROM OPERATIONS SINCE ITS INCEPTION. spigot: AS OF MARCH 31, 2002, SALON HAD AN ACCUMULATED DEFICIT OF $76.6 MILLION. spigot: DISCUSS! SALON PREMIUM SUBSCRIBERS ONLY.
spigot
#march
#salon
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
1,460 9/28/2002 plight of my people
pants: THE PLIGHT OF MY PEOPLE deuce: T PANTS YOU MEAN WHEN EACH SEASON YOU EAT ALL THE GRAIN AND THERE IS FAMINE ???
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#famine
#mountain-background
1,461 9/29/2002 this island earth
pants: CLEAN UNDERPANTS AND GAY DICKS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE deuce: WUHHHHHHHHH pants: T DEUCE YOUR LINE IS "OUTSTANDING" deuce: T PANTS MY INTEROCITER IS MALFUNCTIONING
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dicks
#gay
#gay-dicks
#interociter
#this-island-earth
#underpants
#woodring-stairs-background
1,462 9/30/2002 fish dicks in chat
pants: LOOK WHAT I CAN DO HUGALGALUAHGUHLAHGAG deuce: THIS CODEINE WILL TURN ME INTO A NUCLEAR CAPABLE SOVEREIGN NATION pants: THE BIG FISH SUCK THE LITTLE ONES (WHICH IS AN ODD STATE OF AFFAIRS IF YOU GET RIGHT DOWN TO IT) deuce: IF WE ALL LICK DICK WILL THE EARTH STOP SPINNING ON ITS AXIS pants: YES MOM I'M DISCUSSING FISH DICKS IN CHAT WITH MY ONLINE FRIENDS deuce: ANSWER MY QUESTION
deuce
pants
#apocalypse
#codeine
#deuce-pants
#funloving-nonsense
#woodring-field-background
1,463 10/1/2002 take off your top
spigot: T DEUCE I WILL ANSWER THAT QUESTION IF YOU TAKE YOUR TOP OFF deuce: T SPIGOT DONE NOW SPILL IT spigot: I FORGET RIGHT NOW deuce: HERE I AM TRICKED AND EMBARRASSED AND GETTING COLD spigot: PIZZA!?!??!!? WHY DO YOU ORDER STUFF LIKE THAT IF YOU DON'T SMOKE DOPE deuce: T SPIGOT BECAUSE I AM FAT USELESS PIG
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#dope
#lowercase
#marijuana
#mousehole
#pizza
#topless
#woodring-room-background
1,464 10/2/2002 the ozone and deuce show
ozone: 0003 4707 3EF6 ozone: HMM, THAT MEETING'S STARTED ozone: DO I CARE deuce: EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH SIX MONTHS RUNNING
deuce
ozone
#deuce-ozone
#employee-of-the-month
#hexadecimal
#meeting
#number
#sfw
#their-little-heads
#woodring-room-background
1,465 10/3/2002 i'd like to hang out
pants: HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH deuce: UP spigot: I'D LIKE TO HANG OUT WITH YOU BUT I HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO AROUND MY BALLS
deuce
pants
spigot
#balls
#deuce-spigot
#nuts-of-spigot
#woodring-room-background
1,466 10/4/2002 nine dicks nine times
atandt: IS TOILETSTL EVEN YOUR REAL NAME pants: REMEMBER WHEN YOU SAID NINE DICKS NINE TIMES AND WE HAD A FIGHT THAT ENDED WITH YOU THROWING THE CALCULATOR AT ME ??? GOOD TIMES
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#fighting-irish-pose
#nine-dicks
#the-sopranos
#toilet
#woodring-field-background
1,467 10/5/2002 locked out
spigot: DREIDEL DREIDEL DREIDEL / A HOOKER AND A WHORE spigot: OPEN UP spigot: I HAVE CHARTS AND GRAPHS WHICH ILLUSTRATE HOW FUNNY AND CLEVER I AM
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#jews
#prostitute
#singing
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
1,468 10/6/2002 the whole damn system is out of order
pants: THIS IS CNN spigot: I'M NOT "PHRED" YOUR HONOR I AM THE GREAT CRUMAL pants: THE JUDGE IS INSTRUCTING YOU TO ANSWER THE QUESTION spigot: PERHAPS EVEN THE GREATEST CRUMAL OF THEM ALL pants: I HAD A BONG A MINUTE AGO spigot: T-TRANNYVISION?????
pants
spigot
#bong
#cnn
#court
#crumal
#doonesbury
#legal
#marijuana
#pants-spigot
#phred
#starship
#the-great-crumal
#trannies
#trannyvision
#ts
#woodring-field-background
1,469 10/7/2002 trapped in a hollow log
spigot: AIDS ?!?!?!?!?!?!?! deuce: AIDS ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! spigot: PRETEND I'M PAUL FROM THE DIAMOND CENTER AND YOU NEED CREDIT AND I SPURT IN YOUR FACE deuce: NO (T SPIGOT WHAT TIME AND WHERE) spigot: PRETEND I'M TOM SHANE OF THE SHANE COMPANY AND YOU NEED ME TO GO TO ANTWERP, BELGIUM AND BE PROACTIVE WITH MY FACE AND NUTS deuce: NO (T SPIGOT SERIOUSLY WHAT FUCKING TIME)
deuce
spigot
#aids
#deuce-spigot
#mousehole
#nuts-of-spigot
#paul-from-the-diamond-center
#tom-shane-of-the-shane-company
#typo
#woodring-room-background
1,470 10/8/2002 you bet
pants: WATERY SHIT IS GOING TO DRIBBLE DOWN YOUR LOG-LIKE OAFISH LEGS atandt: WELCOME TO THE FIRST CHURCH OF CHRIST SODOMY atandt: COME DOWN FOR THE SERMONS atandt: STAY FOR THE SUNDAY SCHOOLS atandt: I WILL BE HOLDING SERVICES THIS WEEK atandt: BRING A RAINCOAT pants: I WILL DO NO SUCH THING spigot: I'M LICKING DICKS pants: YOU BET
atandt
pants
spigot
#atandt-pants-spigot
#church
#dicklicking
#fighting-irish-pose
#hand-drawn
#woodring-stairs-background
1,471 10/9/2002 concerned women of america
pants: DEAR CONCERNED WOMEN OF AMERICA, pants: I HAVE AN AMAZING MOUTH pants: FEEL FREE TO BACKPACK IN, CAMP OUT pants: I PROMISE NOT TO EAT YOU pants: BWAHAHA IDIOT WHORES* CHOMP CHOMP CHEW : * if the phrase "idiot whores" is offensive, please substitute with "stupid bitches"
pants
#caption
#misogyny
#mouth-of-pants
#nonstandard-title-panel
#pants-solo
#vore
#woodring-room-background
1,472 10/10/2002 finger prints
pants: MY FINGERPRINTS AT THE SCENE OF THE BONG ??? THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING spigot: CSI: JERKCITY WILL SOLVE THE MYSTERY AS BEST THEY KNOW HALGHUGHALG pants: METH LABS ARE PART OF OUR NATURAL HERITAGE spigot: THIS COUNTRY WAS BUILT BY SEX OFFENDERS BUT ALSO BY CHINAMEN pants: FREE THE JERKCITY 7 spigot: DON'T MISS SUSAN SARANDON AND GOLDIE HAWN IN "THE BANGER SISTERS" NOW IN THEATERS !!! PEPSI
pants
spigot
#bong
#huffy-pants
#meth-lab
#pants-spigot
#pepsi
#product-placement
1,473 10/11/2002 let me check in the back
pants: T SPIGOT DO YOU HAVE U2'S NEW ALBUM spigot: LET ME CHECK IN THE BACK spigot: I'LL JUST spigot: OH MY SWEET LORD spigot: BONK BONK BONK WHY IS THIS HAPPENING spigot: THAT'S GONNA STAIN spigot: HURP OOOOOOP HOLY spigot: HURRRRRRRR spigot: T PANTS NO pants: OH
pants
spigot
#pants-spigot
#physical-comedy
#record-store
#sfw
#u2
1,474 10/12/2002 through binoculars
spigot: FOLKS ARE QUAKER OATS EVEN LEGAL IN THE U.S. deuce: I THINK SO spigot: WHAT ABOUT REGULAR OATS deuce: YES spigot: WHAT ABOUT BARLEY deuce: BARLEY IS LEGAL spigot: WELL I TYPED BARLEYLEGAL AND I DIDN'T SEE PORN deuce: *AHEM* I SAW THAT JOKE COMING TEN MILES AWAY spigot: YOU MEAN YOU WERE WATCHING ME BEAT OFF deuce: UH spigot: THROUGH BINOCULARS
deuce
spigot
#barely-legal
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#folks
#mountain-background
#porn
1,475 10/13/2002 all singing all dancing
spigot: I'M SING spigot: IN' IN THE STALLS spigot: JUST SING spigot: IN' IN THE STALLS spigot: WHAT A GLO spigot: RIOUS FEELING pants: WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING BETWEEN VERSES spigot: JUST ME / AND MY BALLS pants: GROSS pants: WE'RE ALL UNDERCOVER COPS ???? FANTASTIC !!! HUGALUGAG
pants
spigot
#gene-kelly
#mountain-background
#pants-spigot
#police
#singing
#singing-in-the-rain
1,476 10/14/2002 death to infidels
pants: I HAVE A LUMP ON MY BREAST pants: WAIT IT'S JUST A NIPPLE pants: BASH MY HAND WITH A HAMMER LIKE IN CASINO PLEASE
pants
#casino
#nipple
#pants-solo
#woodring-field-background
1,477 10/15/2002 these fine wines
spigot: THESE FINE WINES GO TO TABLE FIVE - DON'T YOU SPILL A PRECIOUS DROP pants: JEAN-CHARLES, NO, WE WILL BE HUNG AT SUNRISE IF YOU spigot: NOT ON THE ROLLER SKATES JEAN-CHARLES YOU ARE A DISGRACE pants: DER FUHRER'S WIFE ??? THE FIRING SQUAD ??? JEAN-CHARLES spigot: THE CHANDALIER WILL SURELY FALL UNLESS YOU LET GO spigot: NO JEAN-CHARLES YOU KLUTZ, THAT IS THE POISONED CROUTON pants: YOU BUMBLING IMBECILE, YOU HAVE TRACKED MUD ALL OVER THE PALACE pants: YOU MUST CLEAN UP BEFORE THE KING WAKES FROM HIS ROYAL NAP
pants
spigot
#coy-pants
#funloving-nonsense
#huffy-pants
#jean-charles
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
1,478 10/16/2002 said aloud in sling blade voice
deuce: SOMEONE HAS BEEN SMOKING POT pants: I RECKON I LIKE DICK
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dick
#marijuana
#sling-blade
#woodring-room-background
1,479 10/17/2002 ham(s)
spigot: I CAN SO USE MY HAM RADIO IN A POLITE MANNER !!! spigot: CQ CQ SEEKING DICKS AND PRICKS AND SMOOTH ASIAN BOYS BOOP BOOP
spigot
#asians
#dicks
#ham-radio
#radio
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
1,480 10/18/2002 pointers with codewarrior
spigot: CAN SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO USE POINTERS WITH CODEWARRIOR?!?!?!?! deuce: LET'S TALK GREASY COCK spigot: WHY DO I NEED TO USE A BRACKET AT THE END IF I ALREADY USED A BRACKET IN FRONT?!?!?!? spigot: WHY CAN'T I JUST TYPE O INSTEAD OF ZERO IN CODEWARRIOR 8 ??? FOLLOW ME TO THE GAY BATHHOUSE
deuce
spigot
#bathhouse
#c
#cock
#codewarrior
#deuce-spigot
#gay-bathhouse
#mousehole
#pointers
#programming
#woodring-room-background
1,481 10/19/2002 BRACKAHAWK DOWN
spigot: OFER pants: FOR THE LOVE OF spigot: WOULD JUST LIKE TO LET ALL KNOW I'M HAPPY TO BE ABOARD THE TEAMS!!!!!! FROM JAPAN AND HAPPY WITH YOU!!!!!!!!! FOR ALL!!!!!!! pants: I'M THE REASON GLORY HOLES HAVE SAFETY RELEASES AND TOLL-FREE NUMBERS FOR REFUNDS spigot: BRACKAHAWK DOWN (SAY ALOUD SLOWLY LIKE DRUNKEN JAPANESE BUSINESSMAN) pants: I WILL WALK TEN PACES AWAY FROM YOU AND ELEVEN TOWARDS YOU
pants
spigot
#black-hawk-down
#glory-hole
#japan
#pants-spigot
#woodring-stairs-background
1,482 10/20/2002 the occasional blowjob
atandt: WHEN IS BIG FAGGOTY DICK PART III COMING pants: WHAT DO YOU CARE (SOB) hanford: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP atandt: WHEN IS "HAIKU WEEK WITH ATANDT" pants: I SEE NO REASON FOR A NAZI SYMBOL TATTOOED ON MY ASS hanford: I HAVE A HANDGUN atandt: I AM NOT A RESOURCE OR A CRITICAL PATH pants: PANEL THREE ALREADY ??? I WAS GOING TO SAY "COCKS" BUT NOW...
atandt
hanford
pants
#atandt-hanford-pants
#big-faggoty-dick
#fighting-irish-pose
#gun
#haiku
#huffy-pants
#mousehole
#nazi
#woodring-room-background
1,483 10/21/2002 big dumb pregnant women
spigot: THAT'S RIGHT PS039_JPG spigot: I LIKE DUMB PREGNANT WOMEN deuce: T PS039_JPG HE CAN DETECT YOUR INTELLIGENCE QUOTIENT JUST FROM YOUR BIG FAT PICTURE spigot: IT'S TOUGHLOVE IS WHAT IT IS (CHRIST LADY EVEN YOUR THUMBNAIL IS FAT)
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#fat
#filename
#porn
#pregnancy
#woodring-room-background
1,484 10/22/2002 i hope nobody
spigot: I HOPE NOBODY VIDEOTAPED ME IN THE SHOPPING MALL PARKING LOT WHILE I WAS BEATING OFF atandt: I CAN ERASE THAT
atandt
spigot
#atandt-spigot
#blackmail
#jerking
#mall
#mousehole
#parking-lot
#woodring-room-background
1,485 10/23/2002 -24 (garbled) 1992 lowercase r dot
spigot: !1239048 spigot: IOASHDF90234T\\HGU90BFSD spigot: WHORES
spigot
#aids
#august
#lowercase
#nonstandard-title-panel
#russian
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
1,486 10/24/2002 hoarding panels
atandt: WE'RE ALL OUT OF PANELS (SORRY) pants: WAIT WAIT I FOUND ONE atandt: WHERE pants: CHECK THIS OUT atandt: HOLY CRAP pants: I'VE BEEN HOARDING PANELS atandt: I SHOULD BE MAD pants: MAKING OUT TO AN OLD VANGELIS RECORD
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#huffy-pants
#meta
#nonstandard-title-panel
#vangelis
#woodring-room-background
1,487 10/25/2002 (long black smear)
atandt: THANKS FOR THE HAND ME DOWN FLASHBACK YOU TALENTLESS FAT FUCK pants: NOT THIS AGAIN atandt: THANKS FOR THE HAND ME DOWN FLASHBACK YOU TALENTLESS FAT FUCK pants: STUCK IN A LOOP HUH atandt: THANKS FOR THE HAND ME DOWN FLASHBACK YOU TALENTLESS FAT FUCK pants: I'D SUCK YOUR DICK BUT I'D RATHER TAKE YOUR WALLET OH HELL LHBAGLUHLBAG
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#deja-vu
#fighting-irish-pose
#flashback
#huffy-pants
#mousehole
#nonstandard-title-panel
#repetition
#talentless-fat-fuck
#woodring-room-background
1,488 10/26/2002 (series of faces)
spigot: DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS, BUT I'M PROUD TO LICK DICK atandt: THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID WHEN YOUR WIFE WAS AROUND spigot: FUCKING WAVE THE STRIPES AND STARS atandt: THAT CERTAINLY ISN'T WHAT YOU SAID IN THE ALLEY spigot: IT TAKES TWO TO LICK DICK (RUNNING OUT OF STEAM) atandt: "GANGS OF NEW YORK" OPENING DECEMBER 25 !!! DRINK PEPSI
atandt
spigot
#atandt-spigot
#christmas
#december
#dicklicking
#gangs-of-new-york
#nonstandard-title-panel
#pepsi
#pride
#woodring-field-background
1,489 10/27/2002 the hebrew god
deuce: [MISSING] THE HEBREW GOD deuce: PLEASE BOW BEFORE ME (AND OTHER STUFF) pants: CAN DO deuce: BUH pants: NUGH deuce: [MISSING]E SECOND DAY I [MISSING]TED A BONER deuce: (ON THE FIRST I WAS TOO BUSY PRACTICING JERKING) atandt: WHAT HAPPENED ON THE THIRD DAY deuce: I THREW UP deuce: [MISSING]E TO FUCK [MISSING]HING UP I'LL [MISSING]KE TROLLS deuce: T ATANDT AND THAT'S YOU deuce: T ATANDT GO FIND A FUCKING BRIDGE atandt: T ATANDT SHUT UP
atandt
deuce
pants
#atandt-deuce-disconnect
#atandt-deuce-pants
#behind-the-scenes
#fighting-irish-pose
#ms-chat
#nuggh
#woodring-field-background
1,490 10/28/2002 beware of the boner
spigot: EATING GOLDEN GRAHAMS IN FRONT OF DOCTOR WHO spigot: NEVER MIND THE DOG........... spigot: BEWARE OF THE BONER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: I MEAN OWNER spigot: NO I MEAN BONER
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#boner
#dog
#dr-who
#spigot-solo
#woodring-den-background
1,491 10/29/2002 fattest gayest plumpest
spigot: KING CHARLES THE FIRST WORE THREE SHIRTS TO HIS BEHEADING spigot: SO HE WOULDN'T SHIVER IN THE COLD AND APPEAR AFRAID spigot: ALSO I'M THE FATTEST GAYEST PLUMPEST MEXICAN IN THE STRAWBERRY PATCH spigot: LINCOLN WAS AN AMATEUR BUTTERFLY COLLECTOR deuce: KILL THE HISTORY DORK spigot: HE WENT THAT WAY!!!!! -------> deuce: LHGAHLGAHLGA deuce: GLHAGG deuce: GHL....... deuce: (FADING INTO THE DISTANCE, CLEARLY FOILED)
deuce
spigot
#abraham-lincoln
#beheading
#butterfly
#deuce-spigot
#gay-fatness
#mexicans
#plump
#woodring-field-background
1,492 10/30/2002 mistakes were made
spigot: LOOKS LIKE PROPOSITION POT PASSED pants: MEET ME IN THE LOCKER ROOM pants: WHAT spigot: WAIT spigot: SORRY, THAT WAS ACTUALLY A SNICKERS COMMERCIAL pants: MEET ME IN THE LOCKER ROOM ANYWAY
pants
spigot
#coy-pants
#marijuana
#pants-spigot
#snickers
#woodring-field-background
1,493 10/31/2002 how many microsoft employees
spigot: Q: HOW MANY MICROSOFT EMPLOYEES DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB? spigot: A: PUSH THE COCK INTO YOUR FAT FACE spigot: (AND KEEP PUSHING IT)
spigot
#cocks
#microsoft
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
1,494 11/1/2002 plants, leaves
spigot: HOOOOOOOOOOO WHEN DINOSAURS ROAMED THE EARTH spigot: HONK DONK pants: GAY DINOSAURS??? WHAT THE spigot: I EAT PLANTS AND LEAVES AND OVER THE COURSE OF CENTURIES EVENTUALLY NUTS AND BALLS spigot: THAT'S RIGHT I'M THE PRICKOSAURUS DONGS pants: MARTY NO spigot: DISTANT RELATIVE OF THE COCKOSAURUS NUTS pants: DOC STOP
pants
spigot
#back-to-the-future
#balls
#dinosaurs
#dongs
#honk
#nuts
#pants-spigot
#time-travel
1,495 11/2/2002 willing to jerk today
spigot: ARE YOU READY TO JERK WITH ME OR NOT spigot: BECAUSE I HAVE A GROUP OF FAGS COMING IN FROM BACK EAST TO LOOK AT THE STALL AND THEY'RE WILLING TO JERK *TODAY* spigot: I'M NOT TRYING TO PRESSURE YOU SERIOUSLY BECAUSE YOU'RE A FRIEND I'M PREPARED TO LET YOU JERK FIRST SINCE YOU'RE RIGHT HERE
spigot
#back-east
#jerking
#sales
#spigot-solo
#stall
1,496 11/3/2002 show stopper
pants: SOME MANNER OF WONDERFUL FANTASTIC AMAZING HOLE spigot: SHOWSTOPPER PEOPLE MY DORK'S CAUGHT IN A WINE BOTTLE
pants
spigot
#bug
#hole
#mousehole
#pants-spigot
#showstopper
#wine-bottle
#woodring-room-background
1,497 11/4/2002 on an outpost at the edge of space
spigot: A RENEGADE COP ON AN OUTPOST AT THE EDGE OF SPACE spigot: IN A WORLD IN THE LAND BEFORE TIME FORGOT spigot: FORUMS, BLOGS
spigot
#blogs
#bonequest-hd
#forums
#future
#internet
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
1,498 11/5/2002 endless loop
pants: WHY AM I SO DIZZY pants: HOW DID I GET HERE pants: WHICH ONE ARE YOU pants: I WANT ANSWERS AND I WANT THEM NOW pants: TIRED OF EATING CRICKETS AND MEALWORMS pants: OH HEY THE SMOOTH FONTS ARE BACK pants: THIS CALLS FOR A CELEBRATION pants: HUGE DICKS UNTIL I BECOME DIZZY (FIN)
pants
#dicks
#dizzy
#eating-bugs
#fin
#no-greytext
#pants-solo
#smooth-fonts
#weird-pants-face
#which-one-are-you
#woodring-stairs-background
1,499 11/6/2002 about last night
net: I APOLOGIZE FOR MY BEHAVIOR LAST NIGHT net: THERE WERE SO MANY DICKS I WASN'T SUCKING EACH ONE PROPERLY deuce: AWWWW YEAH net: I WAS MERELY TOUCHING EACH ONE NOMINALLY WITH MY LIPS deuce: DON'T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN BLHBG GLHGBLH
deuce
net
#apologies
#deuce-net
#woodring-room-background
1,500 11/7/2002 one twix bar
spigot: SO FREAKISHLY FAT I PASS OUT AFTER ONLY 1 TWIX BAR spigot: OF A POSSIBLE 2
spigot
#candy
#fat
#fatness
#food
#nonstandard-title-panel
#photo
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#title-mismatch
#twix
#woodring-stairs-background
1,501 11/8/2002 a very religious little man
deuce: BEST PART ABOUT JESUS IS THAT I DON'T HAVE TO SUCK HIM OFF (UNLIKE ALLAH)
deuce
#allah
#deja-vu
#deuce-solo
#jesus
1,502 11/9/2002 cock mocking
pants: JUST MOCK THE COCK deuce: GLHGALHGALHAG deuce: HOW DOES YOUR COCK LIKE TO BE MOCKED pants: WITH YOUR MOUTH deuce: I SEE pants: YOUR GODDAMN GAY MOUTH deuce: ANGRILY OR HAPPILY OR WHAT pants: TEAR IT OFF pants: BUT pants: I'LL LEAVE IT UP TO YOU pants: YOU'RE THE DETAILS MAN pants: MAKE MAGIC, BABY deuce: I SEE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
1,503 11/10/2002 stall side applet
pants: HORMPTH DIARRHEA HORMPTH HORMPTH HORMPTH spigot: TRYING TO LOAD MY STALL-SIDE APPLET atandt: IS THAT WISE? spigot: OR IS IT TRYING TO LOAD ME ????? spigot: TO BE CONTINUED !!!!!!!! pants: I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THE NEXT SEASON pants: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT TOILET BRUSH atandt: I CAN'T TAKE YOU ANYWHERE
atandt
pants
spigot
#atandt-pants-spigot
#diarrhea
#toilet
#toilet-brush
1,504 11/11/2002 rough trade
pants: THAT'S THE STUFF pants: JERK ME OFF SLOW THIS TIME I'M TRYING TO WATCH THE FIGHTS pants: DEM BOXERS ARE NOTHING BUT A BUNCHA BUMS
pants
#boxing
#jerking
#pants-solo
#woodring-room-background
1,505 11/12/2002 boring
spigot: T PANTS I ALSO HAVE A BUG WHERE ATANDT IS BORING (REPRODUCEABLE) atandt: HEY FUCK YOU
atandt
spigot
#atandt-spigot
#bug-report
#complaint
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
1,506 11/13/2002 like most klingons do
atandt: FROM: ADMIRAL KRAG <ADMKRAG@MSN.COM> atandt: SUBJECT: HELLO atandt: "THANKS FOR THE DIPPING INTO ADMIRAL KRAG COMIC .. VERY FUNNY HEH NICE TO BE REMEMBERED" deuce: T ATANDT RUMOR HAS IT HE'S A KLINGON atandt: AND HE HAS AN MSN ACCOUNT
atandt
deuce
#admiral-krag
#drunk-deuce
#email
#klingon
#msn
#porn
#reader-mail
#woodring-stairs-background
1,507 11/14/2002 between the hours of 4-8
spigot: JERKING EXCLUSIVELY BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 4 AND 8 pants: WHY IS THE CLOSED SIGN UP THEN spigot: T PANTS FAIRLY CONFIDENT IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX
pants
spigot
#4-and-8
#bees-wax
#big-fat-dick
#big-fat-dick-in-the-sky
#closed-sign
#deja-vu
#dick-in-the-sky
#exclusively-between-the-hours-of-4-and-8
#hours-of-4-and-8
#jerking
#jerking-exclusively-between-the-hours-of-4-and-8
#pants-spigot
#shrug-panel
#woodring-room-background
1,508 11/15/2002 coffee
bung: SOME GIRL WANTS A JOB AT JERKCITY deuce: ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE HER ONE (DOING DISHES, ETC.) dick: DON'T FORGET MAKING COFFEE deuce: DING deuce: WAIT deuce: I THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT QUALITY ASSURANCE ENGINEERS DID
bung
deuce
dick
#bung-deuce-dick
#coffee
#girl
#quality-assurance
#sfw
#uncredited-character
#woodring-field-background
1,509 11/16/2002 cocksucking cowboy
deuce: HELP ME LEARN THE WAYS OF THE GAYS spigot: PHO TOILET spigot: I'M A COCKSUCKING COWBOY WITH A BIG HAT spigot: WHO NEEDS EXTRA ATTENTION AROUND THE DICK AND BALLS AREA spigot: AND SOMEONE WHO KNOWS HTML
deuce
spigot
#mountain-background
1,510 11/17/2002 doesn't fucking matter
spigot: IF IT'S NOT HAPPENING IN THE UNITED STATES, IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER YOU DUMBSHITS pants: PRETTY SURE I'M SOME KIND OF GODDAMN GAY BOOT/ROOT DISK COMBO spigot: ELSEWHERE, TEN MILLION BILLION BODIES WERE FOUND RAPED AND BEHEADED IN A MASS GRAVE CALLED EUROPE, THE MIDDLE EAST, WHEREVER THE FUCK deuce: CUP YOUR HANDS AND I WILL GIVE YOU A SURPRISE
deuce
pants
spigot
#beheading
#bootdisks
#deuce-pants-spigot
#foreign-crisis
#mass-grave
#mountain-background
#no-greytext
#rape
1,511 11/18/2002 holy gay ghosts
spigot: OKAY PEOPLE IT'S SPIGOT AGAIN spigot: HOLY GAY GHOSTS spigot: I SAID HOLY GAY GHOSTS AND YOU'VE BEEN IDLE FOR 10 MINUTES spigot: DID ANY OF YOU FIND MY RETAINER spigot: I NEED TO LOOK THROUGH ALL YOUR GARBAGE CANS
spigot
#gay
#gay-ghosts
#ghost
#idle
#oh-boy
#spigot-again
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
1,512 11/19/2002 squeeze my nuts and prick and make a honking noise
spigot: SQUEEZE MY NUTS AND PRICK AND MAKE A HONKING NOISE spigot: SIR CAN I BREAK UP THE SET AND JUST GET THE FEB 96 HUSTLER AND THE AUG 97 BARELY LEGAL spigot: SIR BEHIND THE COUNTER
spigot
#barely-legal
#honk
#hustler
#nuts-of-spigot
#porn
#sir
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
1,513 11/20/2002 you're the gayest
spigot: THIS PINK TRIANGLE ON MY ARM COST WELL OVER $100 spigot: SO THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS FUCKING LOOK AT IT AND TELL ME HOW QUEER I AM spigot: FINE I'LL JUST SEND MYSELF MAIL spigot: MAILX SPIGOT YOU'RE THE GAYEST spigot: BIFF -> YOU HAVE MAIL spigot: MAILX spigot: SPIGOT -> YOU'RE THE GAYEST spigot: IT'S JUST NOT THE SAME
spigot
#email
#spigot-solo
#unix
#woodring-room-background
1,514 11/21/2002 don't delete me i'm jerkable
spigot: SOMETIMES THE PORN GETS IN MY FACE AND SAYS DON'T DELETE ME I'M JERKABLE spigot: AT WHICH POINT I ASK YES BUT WILL YOU BE JERKABLE IN THREE WEEKS spigot: AND THE PORN IS SILENT
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#porn
#spigot-solo
1,515 11/22/2002 big faggot
spigot: FIRST LET ME JUST SAY I'M A BIG FAGGOT. spigot: FURTHERMORE, I'D LIKE TO PROMISE TO KEEP MY AIDS SEPARATE FROM MY WORK spigot: I'M GOING TO LEAVE MY AIDSY BAGGAGE RIGHT OUT THE DOOR spigot: NOW LET'S SHARE A POPSICLE spigot: ONE DIME BAG PLEASE AND A CHEESE CROISSANDWICH
spigot
#aids
#croissandwich
#marijuana
#popsicle
#spigot-solo
#woodring-den-background
1,516 11/23/2002 from the sun
spigot: SOMETIMES I VISIT THE HUMANE SOCIETY AND LET ALL THE DOGS PISS ON MY FACE AT ONCE spigot: I'LL SEE YOU ON ALT.TV.3RD-ROCK !!!!!!!! spigot: FROM THE SUN
spigot
#3rd-rock-from-the-sun
#dog
#god
#piss
#spigot-solo
#sun
#usenet
1,517 11/24/2002 is this love?
spigot: IS THIS LOVE ??? spigot: I LIKE TO SMOKE DOPE AND WATCH TV spigot: WHEN YOU CRY LIKE THAT IT'S COMPLETELY DISRUPTIVE
spigot
#marijuana
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
1,518 11/25/2002 aids cam
spigot: SO I'M PUTTING UP AN AIDS CAM SO WE CAN ALL ENJOY HOW THIS CRAZY DISEASE AFFECTS ME ON A DAILY BASIS spigot: DAY FIVE: ALMOST COMPLETELY PURPLE spigot: DAY SIX: WHEEZING A LITTLE BIT spigot: DAY SEVEN: COCK AND NUTS FELL OFF IN THE TOILET spigot: DAY EIGHT: MOSTLY JUST TIRED
spigot
#aids
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
1,519 11/26/2002 t spigot never mind
spigot: SHORTLY THEREAFTER I FELT A POUNDING SENSATION IN MY REAR END pants: T SPIGOT FILE A BUG spigot: AND THE RING OF AN ICE COLD (ALCOHOLIC) BEVERAGE PLACED ON THE SMALL OF MY BACK pants: T SPIGOT NEVER MIND spigot: T PANTS YOU KNOW THAT BY REAR END I OF COURSE MEAN MY ASS LEGS AND NUTS pants: T SPIGOT SO PRETTY MUCH THE ENTIRE HINDQUARTERS spigot: I THINK I'VE SAID ENOUGH pants: PERHAPS pants: PERHAPS NOT
pants
spigot
#bug-report
#leisure-town
#nuts-of-spigot
#pants-spigot
#woodring-stairs-background
1,520 11/27/2002 scrubbing chums
spigot: THAT BEHAVIOR IS UNWELCOME SIR pants: IS IT ME AND MY HEAD OR ME AND MY BODY spigot: OOF URF SIR pants: IT SAYS HERE YOU RENTED "SCRUBBING CHUMS"..... AND RETURNED IT LATE ??? pants: IT IS AS IF YOU ARE NOT AHERING TO THE POLICY SET FORTH BY THE TILE IS NICE AND COOL IN HERE A STARK CONTRAST TO THE HUHHHHHH spigot: BISCOTTI
pants
spigot
#biscotti
#cookies
#enclave
#funloving-nonsense
#huffy-pants
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#skinny-puppy
#the-tenant
#tile-floor
#typo
#woodring-stairs-background
1,521 11/28/2002 comedy closet
spigot: WHY THERE'S THE DEUCE, MAYOR OF SMARTSVILLE deuce: GET OFF ME spigot: HI DEUCE deuce: THIS INSTANT spigot: QUESTION, IF I -- deuce: GRR FOAMY GRRRRR spigot: HOIF OW GOD HOLY PROPS AND PORN pants: GET OUT I SAY spigot: HONKING AND PUSHING pants: THE COMEDY CLOSET IS FULL
deuce
pants
spigot
#comedy
#comedy-closet
#deja-vu
#deuce-pants-spigot
#foamy
#honk
#porn
#uncredited-character
1,522 11/29/2002 like a gay speak and spell that sucks your dick and says
pants: YES SIR MISTER PRESIDENT
pants
#highish-res
#pants-solo
#politics
#president
#smooth-fonts
#speak-and-spell
#woodring-stairs-background
1,523 11/30/2002 kid nap
pants: WHO WANTS A FAGGYBACK RIDE deuce: WHAT DOES THAT RIDE CONSIST OF pants: JUST GET IN THE VAN deuce: OOH CANDY pants: UH, NO, THESE ARE PUPPIES deuce: GRRRR pants: OH GOD HE'S EATING THEM deuce: BEARLIKE pants: WHO IS THE PREDATOR HERE OH GOD I'M BEING EATEN deuce: MMMMM pants: I SHOULD HAVE NEVER THOUGHT TO MOLEST HIM deuce: CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP pants: DIGESTION BEGINS deuce: BURP pants: SILENCE SETS IN
deuce
pants
#bearlike
#cannibalism
#deuce-pants
#huffy-pants
#pedophilia
#vore
#woodring-room-background
1,524 12/1/2002 AMS
spigot: DO AMSTERDAM WHORES TAKE MARLBORO MONEY pants: DAS EIST NOT BIG FAT U.S. DOLLAR VOT IS *BONK* *BONK* *BONK* pants: CREEEEEEEEEEAK pants: SPIGOT, COME IN HERE A SEC
pants
spigot
#bonk
#pants-spigot
#physical-comedy
#prostitute
#woodring-stairs-background
1,525 12/2/2002 road runner
deuce: THAT TENACIOUS D deuce: WILL HE EVER OUTSMART THE ROAD RUNNER ??? deuce: WHAT deuce: OH
deuce
#cartoons
#deuce-solo
#looney-tunes
#music
#sfw
#tenacious-d
1,526 12/3/2002 curious, that
deuce: DO YOU WANT TO SUCK ON MY COCK pants: [Y/N] deuce: CURIOUSLY ENOUGH IT DEFAULTS TO [Y] pants: WHAT'S ALSO ODD IS THAT NOBODY HAS EVER SUBMITTED [N] deuce: CURIOUSLY pants: AN X-FILE IF YOU WILL
deuce
pants
#cocksucking
#deuce-pants
#woodring-room-background
#x-files
#y-n
1,527 12/4/2002 diabolical schemes
deuce: USING MY HOMO-RAY ON YOU pants: OF ALL THE DIABOLICAL SCHEMES -- pants: SO THAT'S WHAT'S BEEN MAKING ME GAY ALL THIS TIME pants: NORMALLY WE'D GO TO THE BATCAVE, OLD CHUM, BUT AT THIS POINT BUT THE RAY'S EFFECTS HAVE MADE THE SPACE FAR TOO CRUISY net: LET'S GO THERE ANYWAY deuce: W-W-WHAT
deuce
net
pants
#batman
#be-gay-with-me
#bonequest-hi-fi
#coy-pants
#cruisy
#dc-comics
#deuce-net-pants
#deucegrin
#gay
#homo-ray
#huffy-pants
#typo
#woodring-room-background
1,528 12/5/2002 shuffling sounds down below
deuce: I WOULD LIKE TO INTEGRATE THROUGHOUT YOUR VOLUME deuce: TO CALCULATE YOUR MOMENT OF INERTIA deuce: (AROUND A SPECIFIED AXIS) deuce: SO HOLD STILL pants: UH pants: OKAY pants: HOPING FOR A BLOWJOB deuce: NO TALKING pants: CAN I SMOKE deuce: (PAUSE) deuce: YEAH I SUPPOSE (SHUFFLING SOUNDS DOWN BELOW)
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#hold-still
#integral-calculus
#math
#multivariate-calculus
#smoking
1,529 12/6/2002 everybody out of the pool
ozone: AND I SAY UNTO YOU: ASS RAPE net: I SEE YOUR ASS RAPE AND RAISE YOU A MOUTH RAPE AND A COCK-AND-BALL TORTURE ozone: I SEE YOUR PILE OF RAPE AND RAISE YOU SOME DIAPER PLAY net: I FOLD ozone: HURRRR deuce: OKAY EVERYBODY OUT OF THE POOL
deuce
net
ozone
#bonequest-hd
#deja-vu
#deuce-ozone-net
#diaper
#fetishes
#mouth
#poker
#pool
#raise-you-a
#rape
#woodring-den-background
1,530 12/7/2002 orpheus, son of morpheus
pants: I AM ORPHEUS, SON OF MORPHEUS pants: HEAR MY SONG pants: GLHAGLAHG HGLAHGLIAHGLAHLGA DICKS HUALGHULAG
pants
#bonequest-hi-fi
#dicks
#morpheus
#orpheus
#pants-solo
1,531 12/8/2002 as per our
pants: SCISSORS BEATS PAPER pants: PAPER BEATS ROCK pants: DICK BEATS MOUTH atandt: WHAT BEATS DICK atandt: THE CORRECT ANSWER IS, OF COURSE, "THE SPECIAL PROSECUTOR" deuce: PLEASE GO AWAY deuce: AS PER OUR DISCUSSION DATED 5/25
atandt
deuce
pants
#atandt-deuce-disconnect
#atandt-deuce-pants
#dick
#mouth
#rock-paper-scissors
1,532 12/9/2002 dizzy and bonky
spigot: ON AGAIN OFF AGAIN LIKE MY ROMANCE WITH DICK spigot: ENOUGH WITH THE PRIVATE MESSAGES PEOPLE I HAVE FEELINGS HERE spigot: I BONKED MY HEAD ON THE TOILET AND I NEED ATTENTION spigot: I'M DIZZY AND BONKY AND I HAVE TO SING spigot: HAVE YOU SEEN / THE MUFFIN MAN spigot: THE MUFFIN MAN spigot: THE MUFFIN MAN spigot: CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR spigot: OH YES I AM / THE MUFFIN MAN spigot: THE MUFFIN MAN spigot: SLEEPY
spigot
#dizzy
#muffins
#singing
#spigot-solo
#the-muffin-man
#toilet
#woodring-room-background
1,533 12/10/2002 english muffins
deuce: WHO WANTS ENGLISH MUFFINS ???? deuce: (PRESENTS CAKES OF SHIT ON A NICE PLATTER) atandt: THESE ARE NOT ENGLISH MUFFINS
atandt
deuce
#coprophagia
#muffins
#shit
#woodring-room-background
1,534 12/11/2002 pot brownie recipe
: OZONE'S POT BROWNIE RECIPE ozone: 1/3 C FLOUR 1/4 TEASP BAKING POWDER 3 TABLESP SHORTENING (BUTTER WORKS FINE) 3/4 C SUGAR (BROWN WORKS GREAT) DASH SALT 2 TABLESP CORN SYRUP 1 BEATEN EGG 1 SQUARE BAKING CHOCOLATE 1 TABLESP VANILLA 3/4 C CHOPPED NUTS (OPTIONAL) A COFFEE GRINDER HALF FULL, FINELY GROUND ozone: THE CORN SYRUP SEEMS TO BE THE KEY TO THE WHOLE THING. THERE'S NO NEED TO CLEAN THE ACTIVE INGREDIENT, JUST STUFF IT IN THERE WHOLE. MAKE A POT OF COFFEE AFTERWARDS WITHOUT CLEANING THE GRINDER ozone: MIX SHORTENING, SUGAR, CORN SYRUP, EGG; SIFT IN FLOUR, BAKING POWDER, SALT, STIR IN CHOCOLATE AND EVERYTHING ELSE. PUT IN GREASED 8" PAN (GLASS IS BEST). BAKE 20 MINUTES AT 350F LET COOL. CUT INTO 8 PIECES, TEST CAREFULLY.
ozone
#brownies
#cooking
#dope
#drugs
#marijuana
#mousehole
#ozone-solo
#pot
#recipe
#wisdom
#woodring-room-background
1,535 12/12/2002 the hills
pants: THE HILLS ARE ALIVE NUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH ANAL spigot: I VOTED AGAINST PROP 210 (ANAL GROPERY IN THE 415 AREA CODE) spigot: SQUEEZING A PERFECT CURLY "S" OF TOOTHPASTE OUT ALONG MY FAT BONER AND BRUSHING YOUR TEETH BEFORE AND AFTER EVERY MEAL deuce: I HEAR THAT spigot: JERK LIKE YOU MEAN IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD pants: DON'T LOOK AT THE FUCKING CAMERA deuce: CUT
deuce
pants
spigot
#415-area-code
#anal
#cut
#deuce-pants-spigot
#jerking
#nuggh
#toothpaste
#woodring-field-background
1,536 12/13/2002 pulls
spigot: T PANTS "PLZ" SOUNDS LIKE "PULLS" NOT "PLEASE" pants: MAYBE I CAN TRAIN IT TO USE THE TOILET atandt: PLZ STP FLSHNG pants: I WANT TO GET THE DICKS INTO MY MOUTH AS FAST AS POSSIBLE SO I SHORTEN THE WORD "PLEASE" spigot: T ATANDT LVL 2WO PLZ atandt: PLEASE GET OFF ME pants: I PRONOUNCE IT "PULZ" atandt: PLZ GT FF ME deuce: PLEASE USE VOWELS
atandt
deuce
pants
spigot
#atandt-deuce-pants-spigot
#dicks
#grammar
#plz
#toilet
#vowels
#woodring-stairs-background
1,537 12/14/2002 tag team
atandt: <DOUBLESPACE>HI</DOUBLESPACE> deuce: <STRIKEOUT>SUCK A COCK</STRIKEOUT> spigot: ROKKEN WITH DOKKEN AND SUCKEN KOKKEN spigot: THAT'S NOT GOLF, THAT DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE DORF
atandt
deuce
spigot
#atandt-deuce-disconnect
#cocksucking
#dokken
#dorf
#golf
#html
#syntax
#woodring-stairs-background
1,538 12/15/2002 identity fraud or warning: no pixels were selected
pants: T SPIGOT WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT NO QUEERS AFTER 10PM pants: T SPIGOT OH SORRY I THOUGHT YOU WERE THAT OTHER GUY pants: T DEUCE WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT NO QUEERS AFTER 10PM
pants
#bonequest-hi-fi
#deja-vu
#huffy-pants
#pants-solo
#pink-floyd
#woodring-field-background
1,539 12/16/2002 good gravy
deuce: BEAT ME OFF pants: RELEASE THE HOSTAGES FIRST deuce: NO PROMISES
deuce
pants
#beating-off
#deja-vu
#deuce-pants
#handjob
#hostages
#negotiations
#terrorism
#woodring-room-background
1,540 12/17/2002 dream work(s)
spigot: T DREAMWORKS HOW ABOUT A MOVIE WHERE I TOTE ALONG A MINATURE RAPE KIT WHEREVER I GO deuce: T SPIGOT BUSTA RHYMES SCARES ME spigot: OKAY YOU GET BACK TO ME
deuce
spigot
#busta-rhymes
#deuce-spigot
#dreamworks
#rapekit
#typo
#woodring-stairs-background
1,541 12/18/2002 live nude idiots
uncredited woman: THANKS FOR LETTING ME VOTE !!!! THE FREEDOM TO PUSH YOU OUT OF THE WAY WITH MY STROLLER AND MY 4X4 !!!! AMERICA / AMERICA uncredited woman: I PUT TAMPONS IN MY CUNT uncredited woman: SAY WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MY TITS ??? DO I GET CHILD SUPPORT PAYMENTS BEFORE OR AFTER THE ACT ??? ALL I KNOW IS I CAN'T COOK BUT I CAN SWING ON A POLE
harriet
#bong
#child-support
#cunt
#harriet
#misogyny
#uncredited-character
#woodring-room-background
1,542 12/19/2002 diffy daffy
deuce: DIPPY DAPPY atandt: STOP WITH THE GAY TALK atandt: START WITH THE GAY
atandt
deuce
#afraid-deuce
#deja-vu
#deucegrin
#drunk-deuce
#gay
#marvel
#white-background
1,543 12/20/2002 disney land
spigot: I WAS GRABBED AND MOLESTED THERE, THEN HE CUT OFF MY HEAD AND DRAINED MY BLOOD INTO THE TOILET AND FLUSHED IT spigot: REAL MATURE
spigot
#disney
#molestation
#mousehole
#redacted-text
#toilet
#violence
#woodring-room-background
1,544 12/21/2002 bytes per second
ozone: 8543515 BYTES RECEIVED IN 18.5 SECONDS (461904 BYTES/S) deuce: YOU KEEP SAYING THAT KIND OF STUFF ozone: WONDER WHY ALL THE 4.4 DERIVED CLIENTS GIVE BYTES/S deuce: I'M GAY ozone: WE KNOW deuce: JUST CHECKING
deuce
ozone
#deuce-ozone
#gay
#unix
#woodring-room-background
1,545 12/22/2002 at the end of the day you're still fresh off the bus
deuce: T SPIGOT IT'S JUST YOU AND ME SIR spigot: CHRISTMAS ERECTIONS deuce: JUST FINISHED DEALING WITH MINE spigot: WHEW
deuce
spigot
#christmas
#deuce-spigot
#erections
#woodring-field-background
1,546 12/23/2002 insect kingdom
atandt: I'M A BEE deuce: WELCOME, BEE atandt: BZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZ ZZZZ atandt: ZZZZZZZ atandt: ZZZZZZZZZZ SIGH atandt: ALL RIGHT I'M A FAG deuce: WELCOME, BEE
atandt
deuce
#bees
#fags
#mousehole
#no-greytext
#repetition
#woodring-room-background
1,547 12/24/2002 repeatedly striking you with a shovel
deuce: RAPE CLAUSE pants: STARRING TIM ALLEN I HOPE AND PRAY pants: YOU AND YOUR FINE PRINT deuce: WE ALSO WOULD HAVE ACCEPTED "BOY I'M SURE NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO CHRISTMAS THEN" pants: END OF Q4 IS GOING TO SUCK deuce: BGAHLUAHGLUHAG
deuce
pants
#christmas
#cocksucking-noises
#deuce-pants
#q4
#rape
#tim-allen
1,548 12/25/2002 xmas special 2002
spigot: OKAY I'M NOT GOING TO BE MAD I'M JUST GOING TO PRETEND THAT'S A YULE LOG pants: MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY !!! spigot: HURBLE DURBLE CAN'T RUIN MY CHRISTMAS DOOT DOOT DOOT GARGLE ME ELMO pants: AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!! spigot: OKAY HURRY IT UP BECAUSE FRIENDS IS ON pants: I HAVE TROUBLE MAINTAINING AN ERECTION WITHOUT FUZZY CHILDREN'S TOYS
pants
spigot
#christmas
#christmas-tree-lights
#erections
#friends
#nonstandard-title-panel
#pants-spigot
#sesame-street
#yule-log
1,549 12/26/2002 keyboad seems to wok
pants: 54[11~QWETYUIOP[]\';LLKJJHGHGFDSAZXCVBNM./ pants: OKAY pants: THE KEYBOAD SEEMS TO WOK EXCEPT FO THE COMMA AND THE '"' KEY
pants
#keyboard-testing
#pants-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
1,550 12/27/2002 parking's not so bad in the winter
spigot: FUCKING YOUR STUPID PANSY FACE AND STOMPING IT INTO THE MUD spigot: PULLING YOUR PANTS DOWN AND BREAKING NOT ONE NOT TWO BUT THREE BROOMS spigot: JAMMING MY THUMBS INTO YOUR EYEBALLS AND RUINING YOUR CONNECTIVITY YOU STUPID COCKSUCKER pants: I SENSE ANGER
pants
spigot
#abner-louima
#anger
#bonequest-hd
#brooms
#pants-spigot
#violence
#woodring-field-background
1,551 12/28/2002 jailhouse singalong
spigot: A JAILHOUSE SINGALONG?!?!!? OH BOY spigot: FRERE JACQUES / FRERE JACQUES spigot: JUST THE CHILD MOLESTERS THIS TIME
spigot
#bonequest-hi-fi
#child-molestation
#child-molesters
#frere-jacques
#math
#molestation
#oh-boy
#pi
#prison
#singing
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
1,552 12/29/2002 we'll never know for sure
spigot: HOW THE DICKS/BALLS GOT INTO MY FACE, WELL I GUESS WE'LL NEVER REALLY KNOW FOR SURE spigot: [CURTAIN] spigot: BHLABHLAHBLAURHLBUAHRL pants: THE BEST SCHOOL PLAY EVER
pants
spigot
#balls
#cocksucking-noises
#curtain-drop
#dicks
#pants-spigot
#school-play
#woodring-stairs-background
1,553 12/30/2002 light years away
pants: UH OH dick: WHAT NOW pants: T-THE GLORY HOLE HAS SOMEHOW CLOSED UP (AS IF IT WAS A MAGICAL WORMHOLE IN THE SPACE TIME WHATEVER) AND I AM STUCK FIRM HERE SOMEBODY GET A PRY BAR BEFORE THE CLEANING STAFF SHOWS UP dick: DUDE GIVE IT UP dick: NOTHING CAN BE DONE pants: THE OTHER END OF MY DONG COULD BE LIGHT YEARS AWAY
dick
pants
#coy-pants
#dick-pants
#dicks
#glory-hole
#hole
#lowercase
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
#wormhole
1,554 12/31/2002 murder most choppy
spigot: WILD ZOOMS AND PANS OF GEN-X KIDS AT THE FOOD COURT????? SHOWING OFF THEIR PIERCED TONGUES AND HIGH-FIVING EACH OTHER?????? HOLDING UP CORN DOGS, LARGE DRINKS????????? deuce: ALL BEING BRUTALLY MURDERED spigot: INTERSPERSED WITH SOMBER, BLACK/WHITE SEGMENTS WHERE THEY SIT ON STEPS AND TALK ABOUT SMOKING, DRUG ABUSE deuce: GLAGLGALG MURDER MOST CHOPPY
deuce
spigot
#corn-dog
#deuce-spigot
#drugs
#gen-x
#large-drinks
#murder
#smoking
#somber
#woodring-field-background

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