No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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9,054 | 1/1/2024 | penis cage spigot: DO YOU THINK MICHAEL FARADAY EVER LOCKED HIS PENIS IN ONE OF HIS OWN CAGES
deuce: HIS PENIS WOULD THEN BE UNABLE TO SEND ELECTROMAGNETIC SIGNALS OUT
spigot: ARE WE TO BELIEVE THAT'S WHAT HE EJACULATES |
#deuce-spigot #ejaculation #gunmetal-background #penis #science |
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9,055 | 1/2/2024 | it says deceased spigot: PRESSING THE FLIPPER ZERO AGAINST MY PENIS |
#apricot-background #electronics #flipper #flipper-zero #hacking #no-title-card #penis #rfid #spigot-solo |
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9,056 | 1/3/2024 | listen what the man says pants: THE FATTEST, THE GAYEST
pants: THE FATTEST AND THE GAYEST
pants: WHAT I'M SAYING IS |
#fat #gay #gay-fatness #pants-solo #repetition #urinal-background |
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9,057 | 1/4/2024 | oh the places you'll go pants: SUCKING DICK ON MONSTER ISLAND
pants: SHORT TUGBOAT TRIP TO ISLE OF NABOOMBU FOR LUNCH (JUST LUNCH)
pants: SUCKING DICK ON KONG ISLAND
pants: JUST AN 18 HOUR PLANE RIDE TO THE ISLAND OF DOCTOR MOREAU TO SUCK SOME APE-MAN DICK
pants: NOW I'M SUCKING DICK AT CLUB PENGUIN |
#coy-pants #dicksucking #dr-seuss #islands #pants-solo #science-fiction #weird-pants-face #yellow-background |
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9,058 | 1/5/2024 | desert planet deuce: WHAT'S CHRISTOPHER WALKEN DOING ON ARRAKIS (DESERT PLANET) |
#celebrity #corndog-background #deuce-solo #dune #movies #no-title-card #science-fiction #sfw |
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9,059 | 1/6/2024 | ain't hurting nobody nohow spigot: BEATING OFF DOESN'T HURT ANYONE AND IT'S GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT |
#environmentalism #masturbation #mountain-background #no-title-card #spigot-solo |
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9,060 | 1/7/2024 | balls of one's own spigot: DOING NEWTON'S CRADLE WITH MY OWN BALLS
deuce: YOUR TESTICLES HAVE AN IMPRESSIVE COEFFICIENT OF RESTITUTION |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #kinematics #nuts-of-spigot #physics #science #starbucks-background |
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9,061 | 1/8/2024 | cow pants: KNOCK KNOCK
deuce: WHO'S THERE
pants: INTERRUPTING COW
deuce: INTERRUP
pants: MMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
deuce: KNOCK KNOCK
pants: WHO'S THERE
deuce: EXTREMELY POLITE COW
pants: EXTREMELY POLITE COW WHO
deuce: MOO |
#bored-pants #concerned-deuce #cows #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #knock-knock #mountain-background #sfw #somber-deuce #weird-coy-face #wholesome |
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9,062 | 1/9/2024 | that happened pants: STEPHEN FRY IS ACTIVELY BATTLING PROSTATE CANCER
deuce: WITH WHAT A BROOMSTICK |
#broom #cancer #celebrity #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #lavender-background #no-title-card #sfw #single-panel #stephen-fry |
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9,063 | 1/10/2024 | which one already spigot: WHICH SOPRANOS CHARACTER ON SESAME STREET ARE YOU ???
:beep: BOOP BEEP BOOP BEEP BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP BOOP CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK
spigot: YOU ARE BADA BERT |
#echinaceamagnus-background #sesame-street #sfw #sfx #spigot-solo #the-sopranos |
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9,064 | 1/11/2024 | sms pants: SYMANTEC SHOULD HAVE NEVER HALTED ITS DISCOUNT PROGRAM WITH THE NATIONAL RIFLE ASSOCIATION
pants: THAT REALLY ACTIVATED MY ALMONDS
pants: PLEASE STAND BY WHILE I RECEIVE AN URGENT NOTIFICATION FROM THE SHORT MESSAGING SERVICE BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP BOOP
:text: IF YOU'RE STUCK IN A TOILET
pants: ASLK;DJF |
#funloving-nonsense #gun #nra #pants-solo #sfw #sms #symantec #telephony #toilet #woodring-den-background #y-n |
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9,065 | 1/12/2024 | twelve steps spigot: GOD
spigot: GRANT ME THE SERENITY
spigot: TO LICK THE DICKS I HAVEN'T LICKED
spigot: THE COURAGE
spigot: TO LICK THE DICKS I CAN
spigot: AND THE WISDOM
spigot: TO LICK TWO OR THREE MORE DICKS BEFORE BEDTIME
spigot: WELL MY NAME IS SPIGOT AND I'M A BIG DUMB DICKLICKER
spigot: I'VE BEEN LICKING DICK SINCE OH I DON'T KNOW
spigot: THE START OF THIS MEETING
spigot: AND I DEFINITELY COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT THE PROGRAM |
#alcoholics-anonymous #alcoholism #dicklicking #overlong #serenity-prayer #single-pose #spigot-solo #woodring-den-background |
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9,066 | 1/13/2024 | inside man spigot: WHY ARE HOT DOGS EIGHT TO A PACK WHEN MY ASS FITS TEN
spigot: THEY SHOULD MAKE A BLACK VERSION OF DO THE RIGHT THING AND CALL IT DO THE RIGHT THANG
spigot: I WILL TOO BRING A NAIL GUN TO THE MACY'S THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE |
#anal-insertion #ass #bored-pants #deuce-dick-ozone-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #hot-dogs #mousehole #movies #multiple-backgrounds #parade #physical-comedy #spike-lee #thanksgiving |
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9,067 | 1/14/2024 | my babbit is died pants: I WILL BE THE ASHLEY BABBIT OF OXYCONTIN
deuce: DO I GET TO SHOOT YOU IN THE NECK
pants: ONE FLOPPY TIT FALLS OUT |
#ashli-babbitt #current-events #deuce-pants #drugs #drunk-deuce #gun #january-sixth #mountain-background #oxycontin #tits #typo #violence #vomit |
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9,068 | 1/15/2024 | you know what you must do spigot: SHOULD I HANG MYSELF IN THE DATA CENTER
pants: THAT'S NOT WHAT THE DATA CENTER IS FOR |
#cocksucking #coy-pants #datacenter #datacenter-background #innuendo #no-title-card #pants-spigot #suicide |
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9,069 | 1/16/2024 | sucking off the special investigators pants: ACTUALLY **HER** NAME IS JACQUELINE REACHER NOW |
#based #huffy-pants #jack-reacher #no-title-card #single-panel #television #trans #urinal-background |
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9,070 | 1/17/2024 | new shoes spigot: CHECK OUT MY NEW KICKS!!!
pants: THAT MEANS SHOES
pants: ARE THOSE
spigot: APPLE-CINNAMON BEAR CLAWS FROM HAPPY DONUTS |
#disappointed-pants #donut #fed-up-pants #modified-character #mountain-background #pants-spigot #sfw |
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9,071 | 1/18/2024 | three sensibly portioned penises deuce: IF I COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PENIS IT WOULD BE A SEVERED PENIS
spigot: IN THAT CASE YOU COULD HAVE TWO OR THREE
pants: T SPIGOT HE'S TRYING TO LOSE WEIGHT
spigot: THREE SENSIBLY PORTIONED PENISES 5 HOURS APART THROUGHOUT THE DAY AND THEN NO PENISES AFTER 6PM |
#bored-pants #concerned-deuce #coy-pants #deuce-pants-spigot #diet #fat #genital-mutilation #gunmetal-background #modified-character #penis #physical-comedy |
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9,072 | 1/19/2024 | a gentleman caller spigot: HELLO
pants: TAKING MOMMY'S STRAP IN YOUR FAT, GAY ASSHOLE
spigot: WHO'S CALLING PLEASE
pants: TAKING MOMMY'S STRAP IN YOUR FAT, GAY ASSHOLE
spigot: I'M HANGING UP NOW |
#anal #black-background #caption #gay-fatness #huffy-pants #multiple-backgrounds #pants-spigot #pegging #porn #prank-call #starbucks-background #telephony |
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9,073 | 1/20/2024 | happy new year spigot: SPENDING 2024 ON THE TOILET |
#constipation #mousehole #new-year #no-title-card #sfw #spigot-solo #toilet #woodring-room-background |
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9,074 | 1/21/2024 | mcnugget buddies spigot: ARE WE AS A GROUP CLOSE TO COLLECTING ALL 6 MCNUGGET BUDDIES
spigot: ASSUMING WE'RE ALL AWARE THEY CAN MIX AND MATCH CLOTHES, ACCESSORIES, HATS
spigot: PLEASE TAKE A HANDOUT |
#bored-pants #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #mcdonalds #mcdonalds-background #no-title-card #sfw #wholesome |
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9,075 | 1/22/2024 | nobody's lovin' it spigot: T PANTS DIDN'T SEE YOU AT THE MCNUGGET BUDDIES SCRUM
deuce: HE WAS BANNED FROM THOSE IN 2021 FOR REASONS THEY ARE NOT LEGALLY ALLOWED TO DISCLOSE
pants: I PUT THEM IN MY BOTTOM |
#agile #anal-insertion #deuce-pants-spigot #mcdonalds #red-background #yellow-background |
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9,076 | 1/23/2024 | nuts to that pants: ERSTWHILE
deuce: HERETOFORE
pants: GASSY
deuce: EBULLIENT
spigot: HOMPH HOMPH HOW MANY FRIES AM I HOLDING UP |
#deuce-pants-spigot #farts #fries #gassy #huffy-pants #red-background #yellow-background |
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9,077 | 1/24/2024 | operation dinner out pants: OPERATION DINNER OUT IS A GO
deuce: COPY THAT, FATTY ACTUAL |
#deuce-pants #fatness #minecraft-background #sfw |
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9,078 | 1/25/2024 | words spigot: CHAD FAMILY ANNIHILATOR
pants: VIRGIN WEEKEND DAD |
#divorce #memes #mountain-background #no-title-card #pants-spigot #single-panel |
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9,079 | 1/26/2024 | hey hey / ho ho / non-gmo balls have got to go deuce: MY BALLS ARE NON-GMO
deuce: (LEANS CLOSER TO MIC) I SAID MY BALLS ARE NON-GMO |
#balls #deuce-solo #deuces-balls #gmo #no-title-card #nuts-of-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,080 | 1/27/2024 | burner spigot: I USE A BURNER HAM RADIO SO NOBODY FINDS OUT I HELP ELDERLY OPERATORS UP THE STAIRS TO PANCAKE BREAKFASTS AT THE OAKS SHOPPING CENTER |
#bay-area #breakfast #ham-radio #mountain-background #no-title-card #pancakes #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #wholesome |
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9,081 | 1/28/2024 | doctors hate this one trick spigot: SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR PENIS IF YOU LIVE IN THESE THREE ZIPCODES |
#clickbait #no-title-card #penis #single-panel #spigot-solo #urinal-background #zipcode |
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9,082 | 1/29/2024 | america / america spigot: I HAVE THE SQUIRTS AND STILL NO GARLIC BREAD |
#diarrhea #garlic-bread #no-title-card #olive-garden #single-panel #spigot-solo #starbucks-background |
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9,083 | 1/30/2024 | beep boop boop spigot: I PUT SCALLOPED POTATOES IN THE DISK DRIVE |
#food #mountain-background #no-title-card #potato #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #tech-support |
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9,084 | 1/31/2024 | keepin' clean deuce: I'M KEEPIN' CLEAN IN THE ANTHROPOCENE |
#anthropocene #deuce-solo #hygiene #no-title-card #primrose-background #red-background #rhyming #sfw #single-panel #wholesome |
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9,085 | 2/1/2024 | new year's resolutions spigot: IF YOU WERE SERIOUS ABOUT LOSING WEIGHT YOU'D KEEP SUCKING |
#diet #high-res #mountain-background #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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9,086 | 2/2/2024 | old deuce: WELL I SURE SLEPT LIKE SHIT
dick: AND I DIDN'T POOP VERY WELL
pants: WHAT
deuce: RIOTING
dick: NO TOO TIRED, HAVE TO NAP
deuce: JEALOUS
pants: WHAT
pants: HOLD ON MY HEARING AID IS OFF
pants: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
pants: MAYBE JUST WRITE DOWN YOUR REQUEST AND BURY IT IN THE FOREST |
#aging #deafness #deuce-dick-pants #mountain-background #naps #no-title-card #poop #sleep |
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9,087 | 2/3/2024 | the great replacement theory pants: THE GREAT REPLACEMENT THEORY IS WHERE OVER TIME THE EMPTY SPACE IN YOUR MOUTH BECOMES OCCUPIED BY MY COCK |
#cock #conspiracy #mouth #no-title-card #psychosis-background #single-panel #swamp-background |
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9,088 | 2/4/2024 | physical, digital spigot: DID YOU ALL GET MY DICKLICKING LOYALTY VOUCHERS |
#bored-pants #deuce-pants-spigot #dicklicking #grey-background #marketing #no-title-card #single-panel |
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9,089 | 2/5/2024 | gardening livestream pants: I NOTICE NONE OF YOU EVEN BOTHERED TO TUNE INTO MY GARDENING LIVESTREAM
pants: I DON'T KNOW WHY I BOTHER
pants: BOTH OF YOU MISSED OUT ON THE PLANTING OF THE ORANGE HAT TOMATO PLANT
spigot: OH THAT WAS TODAY
deuce: I WAS BUSY WASHING MY HAIR
spigot: NO I WAS THERE JUST IN THE BACK |
#bored-pants #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #echinaceamagnus-background #excuses #friendship #gardening #huffy-pants #hygiene #lies #livestream #modified-character #sfw #somber-deuce #tomato #twitch |
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9,090 | 2/6/2024 | gardening pants: T SPIGOT IS IT TOO EARLY TO PLANT MY BULBS
spigot: YOU MEAN LIKE ON MY FACE |
#gardening #mountain-background #no-title-card #pants-spigot #single-panel |
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9,091 | 2/7/2024 | excuse me spigot: EXCUSE ME EXCUSE ME EXCUSE ME BEHIND YOU HOT LASAGNA HERE |
#burns #food #lasagna #no-title-card #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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9,092 | 2/8/2024 | sweat pants pants: IT'S THAT TIME OF THE MORNING WHERE I START TO THINK ABOUT SWITCHING FROM A BATHROBE TO SWEATS |
#bathrobe-of-pants #fashion #gunmetal-background #no-title-card #pants-solo #sfw #single-panel |
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9,093 | 2/9/2024 | how we do it pants: WHY DOESN'T BONEQUEST HAVE A PODCAST OR A PONZI SCHEME
spigot: THIS / IS HOW / WE DO / IT / FREEZES TO DEATH IN A TENT |
#boy-scouts #montell-jordan #no-title-card #pants-spigot #podcast #scam #sfw #singing #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,094 | 2/10/2024 | fruit fly spigot: WHAT'S THE POINT OF WHIPPING OUT MY HAND WITH LIGHTNING FAST CAT-LIKE REFLEXES TO GRAB AND SQUEEZE A FRUITFLY IF WHEN I OPEN MY HAND IT FLAPS OUT UNHARMED INTO MY FAT STUPID FACE |
#existential #fat-face #flap #no-title-card #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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9,095 | 2/11/2024 | double shifts pants: DOUBLE SHIFTS AT THE DICKLICKING FACTORY
pants: JUST SO I CAN WORK WEEKENDS AT THE CRINGE PLANT |
#cringe #dicklicking #pants-solo #woodring-room-background #work |
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9,096 | 2/12/2024 | way past pants: WAY WAY WAY WAY PAST BI-CURIOUS AND RIGHT ON DOWN THE ROAD TO HANGING AROUND THE OLD BARN |
#bi-curious #bisexual #no-title-card #pants-solo #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,097 | 2/13/2024 | twice in succession spigot: ROUGHLY TEN MILLION CALORIES PER DAY
spigot: HE SUCKS THE SAME DICK TWICE IN SUCCESSION YET PRODUCES TWO CLEARLY DIFFERENT TONES
deuce: THE VERY DEFINITION OF INSANITY |
#apricot-background #deuce-spigot #dick #dicksucking #fat #insanity #simpsons |
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9,098 | 2/14/2024 | barely used spigot: A MURDER AT THE END OF MY PATIENCE
pants: FOUND: PLUMPERS PASS, ON SIDE OF ROAD, LEFT WITH LOCAL PD
spigot: DO WE KNOW HOW MANY PLUMPER POINTS ARE ON IT |
#eggshell-background #murder #pants-spigot #plumper-pass #plumpers |
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9,099 | 2/15/2024 | twink endgame spigot: DO I REALLY WANT TO DEFEND MYSELF USING THE WORD TWINK
pants: YOUR TWINK DAYS ENDED IN 1995
pants: I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO TWINKS AFTER THEY GRADUATE
pants: I GUESS THEY GET PHDS |
#blue-background #college #gay-theory #pants-spigot #sfw #spats-colored-background #twink-death |
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9,100 | 2/16/2024 | lviii pants: IT'S SUPERBOWL SUNDAY !!!
deuce: I'M AWARE
spigot: ARE YOU FOLKS WATCHING THE YOUNG SHELDON MARATHON ON PARAMOUNT PLUS
effigy: FUCK KANSAS CITY
pants: WHERE'S JIMMY G
pants: FUCK KANSAS CITY
deuce: IS THAT A REAL PLACE
spigot: HOLY SHIT YOUNG SHELDON JUST ORDERED A SECOND DESSERT
effigy: THEY'RE NOT BOOING THEY'RE SHOUTING JUSZCZYK
pants: WHERE'S TAYLOR
spigot: THEY JUST FOUND YOUNG SHELDON'S BODY |
#49ers #blue-background #corpse #football #juszczyk #kansas-city #multiple-backgrounds #orange-background #red-background #superbowl #taylor-swift #television #young-sheldon |
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9,101 | 2/17/2024 | alert spigot: IF YOUR PENIS IS CIRCUMCISED WE RESPECTFULLY ASK THAT YOU USE THE :BANANA: EMOJI |
#circumcision #emoji #mauve-background #no-title-card #penis #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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9,102 | 2/18/2024 | what the hell is a spigot: HOW COME WHEN I SUCK DICK IT SOUNDS LIKE A DOT MATRIX PRINTER |
#beatboxing #dicksucking #no-title-card #printer #single-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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9,103 | 2/19/2024 | hot pants: MY STARBUCKS LID BROKE
deuce: STRETCH YOUR BALL SACK AROUND THE TOP AND SECURE IT WITH A RUBBER BAND
pants: CAN I STILL BIKE TO WORK
pants: OKAY YOU'RE GONE
pants: HOT
pants: HOT
pants: HOT
pants: HOT
pants: HOT
pants: HOT
pants: NOW I NEED ICED COFFEE |
#balls #bicycle #coffee #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #fed-up-pants #genital-mutilation #hot #huffy-pants #modified-character #mountain-background #no-title-card #nuts-of-pants #rubber-band #starbucks #work |
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9,104 | 2/20/2024 | short bussin' spigot: I'M THE **COOL** MATH TEACHER WHO DROPS THE REQUIRED TEXTBOOK IN THE TRASH CAN AND PULLS OUT HIS PENIS INSTEAD
deuce: YOUR PENIS HAS MEASURE ZERO
spigot: DELETE THIS |
#delete-this #deuce-spigot #insult #math #mountain-background #penis #school |
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9,105 | 2/21/2024 | w-wait spigot: EXCITED FOR MORE TRUE DETECTIVE: SNOOZE COUNTRY FEATURING MUSIC BY DOG SHIT
pants: W-WAIT WHERE'S TONY AND SIL AND CHRISTOPHER
deuce: A-A-AND CARMELLA??? |
#deuce-pants-spigot #dogshit #huffy-pants #mountain-background #television #the-sopranos #true-detective |
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9,106 | 2/22/2024 | thru & true spigot: CALLING THE FCC AND MY LOCAL CBS AFFILIATE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT ARCHIE BUNKER FLUSHING THE TOILET 53 YEARS AGO
spigot: ACTUALLY
spigot: I CAN'T DECIDE IF THAT'S ABOVE MY PAY GRADE OR BELOW MY GAY PARADE |
#minecraft-background #sfw #spigot-solo #television |
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9,107 | 2/23/2024 | not funny spigot: I'M JUST NOT SURE I'D TRUST A RAPE TEST KIT FROM TEMU |
#china #e-commerce #potomac-background #rapekit #spigot-solo #temu |
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9,108 | 2/24/2024 | what that word means deuce: ADULTERATE ME
deuce: WAIT, DON'T DO THAT
deuce: I JUST LOOKED UP WHAT THAT WORD MEANS
deuce: I THOUGHT IT MEANT SOMETHING ELSE
deuce: SOMETHING BETTER
pants: MMM LET ME TRY |
#adulterate-me #definitions #deuce-pants #low-res #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,109 | 2/25/2024 | be a good catholic for 15 fucking minutes spigot: T DEUCE I SAW YOUR POST ON REDDIT RE: HOW TOM BYRON'S CUMBACK PUSSY IS MORE LIKE TOM BYRON'S SENDBACK PUSSY
deuce: FABRICATIONS
deuce: SHENANIGANS
deuce: SLANDER
spigot: IF YOU LIKE LADIES, YOU'LL LOVE WHEN I LADIES NUTS ON YOUR FAT STUPID FACE
pants: WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL SMOKES MARIJUANA AT HIS OWN CONFIRMATION |
#christianity #confirmation #deuce-pants-spigot #eggshell-background #marijuana #no-title-card #nuts-of-spigot #porn #seven-sacraments #somber-deuce #spigot-shrug #the-sopranos #tom-byron |
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9,110 | 2/26/2024 | don't you know i'm in love spigot: GETTING IN MY 10,000 DICKS EACH DAY
spigot: 🎶 UP / TOWN / FRUITS
spigot: I'LL MAKE A MESS OF ALL YOUR BUSINESS / SUITS 🎵
spigot: 🎶 I'M DROPPIN' LOOTS |
#billy-joel #custom-background #dicks #exercise #no-title-card #psychosis-background #red-background #singing #spigot-solo |
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9,111 | 2/27/2024 | mice tumbling around the field deuce: CHOKE ME OUT
pants: I'M TRYING BUT
pants: EXHAUSTED FROM ALL THE POKING (BUT I COULD CHOKE A LITTLE MORE, I DUNNO)
deuce: ARE YOU DEAD YET
pants: I'M A MOUSE TUMBLING AROUND THE FIELD |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #no-title-card #physical-comedy #poking-and-choking #woodring-field-background |
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9,112 | 2/28/2024 | plans change sometimes pants: BARF ON MY WEIRD LITTLE BONER
pants: DON'T MAKE ME BEG
pants: ACTUALLY, NEVER THE MIND I MANAGED TO WORK SOMETHING OUT |
#barf #boner #coy-pants #pants-solo #psychosis-background #roman-shower #swamp-background #vomit |
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9,113 | 2/29/2024 | you know what to do pants: AVENGE NEX |
#current-events #mountain-background #no-title-card #pants-solo |
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9,114 | 3/1/2024 | the share wife zone pants: ALSO AVENGE JANE MOON AND FUCK DREWTOOTHPASTE
pants: WHAT IS IT WITH THE STRAIGHTS LATELY
pants: DON'T THEY HAVE ENOUGH TO DO |
#current-events #mountain-background #pants-solo #straight |
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9,115 | 3/2/2024 | cold rock a deuce effigy: RAPPER MC LYTE FILES FOR DIVORCE AFTER 3 YEARS OF MARRIAGE
deuce: MY TIME TO SHINE
deuce: AND SHE MET HER LAST HUSBAND ON MATCH.COM
deuce: I KNOW WHAT TO DO
deuce: I GOT THIS
deuce: CLICKS GRINDR |
#celebrity #dating #deuce-effigy #deuce-likes-black-chicks #divorce #gay #grindr #gunmetal-background #no-title-card #rap #somber-deuce #waiting-for-cyberpunk |
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9,116 | 3/3/2024 | her and her friend spigot: THERE'S A WOMAN IN THE LOBBY WHO SAYS YOU OWE HER AND HER FRIEND $600 EACH
pants: CAN I DOUBLE DOWN
spigot: (WHISPERING) ONE OF THEM LOOKS LIKE A SIR
pants: WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA
spigot: S-SOMEONE MIGHT BE SLIPPIN' JIMMYING YOU
pants: OKAY SO
pants: THEY MAY HAVE A BUSINESS CASE ABOUT WHY I OWE THEM A PAYMENT |
#based #better-call-saul #better-call-spigot #blackmail #bored-pants #business #comprehensively-tagged #coy-pants #disappointed-pants #gay #how-i-met-your-mother-tier-humor #huffy-pants #law #legal #mildly-angry-pants #prostitutes #slippin-jimmy #transgender #whispering #woodring-room-background |
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9,117 | 3/4/2024 | deny deny deny deuce: T PANTS REMEMBER WHEN RIKER WANTED TO FUCK A HOLOGRAM BUT JUST ENDED UP FUCKING ME MORE IN THE ASS
pants: T DEUCE I DO NOT REMEMBER |
#anal #deuce-pants #future-imperfect #gay #holodeck #mars-background #minuet #no-title-card #single-panel #star-trek |
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9,118 | 3/5/2024 | back to mine deuce: ADULTERATE ME (NOT THIS AGAIN)
pants: NO NO GO AHEAD
pants: LOOSENING SWEATS |
#adulterate-me #deuce-pants #gunmetal-background #promising #sweatpants |
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9,119 | 3/6/2024 | tomorrow's modern penises spigot: DO WE ALL AGREE THAT IT'S PROBABLY BEDTIME
pants: GATHER ROUND AND WATCH ME BEAT OFF
spigot: I HAD DIAREAR LAST MONTH
pants: GET OFFA ME
spigot: GETTING A JUMP ON TOMORROW'S PENISES |
#beat-off #beating-off #bed #diarrhea #exhibitionism #get-offa-me #mountain-background #pants-spigot #penis #typo #weird-pants-face |
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9,120 | 3/7/2024 | allow cookies spigot: CLICK HERE TO OPT OUT OF CHOPPING YOUR DICK OFF
spigot: GUESS I SHOULDA READ THAT |
#click-here #eula #genital-mutilation #no-title-card #ominous #spigot-solo #trans #woodring-field-background |
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9,121 | 3/8/2024 | the birthday boy or girl pants: T SPIGOT YOUR BIRTHDAY'S COMING UP AND
spigot: I DON'T CARE FOR ANYTHING REPRESENTED IN REAL LIFE OR IN CYBER-SPACE |
#birthday #cyberspace #high-res #mountain-background #no-title-card #old #sfw |
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9,122 | 3/9/2024 | work the refs pants: PUT ME IN THE CORNER
pants: THEN DING THE BELL AND I'LL COME OUT FIGHTING
deuce: BUT YOU'LL NEVER LEARN YOUR LESSON
pants: YOU STICK TO WORKING THE REFS AND I'LL SLOWLY LEVEL UP MY BRAIN DAMAGE
deuce: YOU DON'T DING A BELL YOU RING THE BELL BUT THE BELL DOES IN FACT GO DING
pants: CAN'T YOU GO ANY FASTER
deuce: DING
pants: AHLGALGHALG HLUAHGLUAHGLUAH LUGHLAGHNLAG |
#bell #boxing #deuce-pants #gunmetal-background #huffy-pants #sfw |
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9,123 | 3/10/2024 | first panel angry pants: I APPEAR TO HAVE TORN MY STOCKINGS
deuce: I CHIPPED A NAIL, NOW I CAN'T GO TO THE PROM
pants: BUT WE CAN GO TO THE MALL TOGETHER!!!!!! HUNTING FOR BOYS AND SBARRO |
#angry-panel #bored-pants #boys #drunk-deuce #fat #friendship #girls #huffy-pants #mall #mountain-background #pizza #prom #sbarro |
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9,124 | 3/11/2024 | express lane pants: THE EXPRESS LANE TO MY BALLS:
pants: TAKE IT
pants: IGUANAS SNAKES RACCOONS POSSUMS BEES DUCKS
pants: ONE OF THOSE DOESN'T BELONG IN THAT LIST |
#animals #balls #bee #bees #coy-pants #duck #no-title-card #nuts-of-pants #pants-solo #snake #still-hurts #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,125 | 3/12/2024 | around the world spigot: CANCER STICKS
pants: NANCY BOOTS
deuce: TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT |
#cancer #cigarette #custom-background #fixation #green-background #huffy-pants #sfw #taylor-swift |
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9,126 | 3/13/2024 | retirement party spigot: ALL I KNOW IS ONCE I RETIRE I'LL HAVE TO GROW MY OWN CORN DOGS |
#corndog-background #corndogs #gmo #no-title-card #retirement #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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9,127 | 3/14/2024 | missed deuce: GUYS WE MISSED ADA LOVELACE DAY |
#ada-lovelace #childhood-memories #deuce-pants-spigot #holiday #programming #sfw #static-background #wholesome |
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9,128 | 3/15/2024 | not once spigot: YOU KNOW I JUST REALIZED I'VE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR THREE HOURS AND NOT ONCE HAVE I ASKED _HOW_ MY WIFE AND CHILDREN WERE MURDERED
spigot: YES I WOULD LIKE MORE WATER |
#colored-text #murder #no-title-card #spigot-solo #wife #woodring-room-background |
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9,129 | 3/16/2024 | brave fighters pants: THIS UNLICKED DICK IS DEDICATED TO THE BRAVE MUJAHIDEEN FIGHTERS OF AFGHANISTAN
pants: HALGUHALUGHUALGHLHULAGAG
pants: GHLAUHGLAHLAUGHAG
pants: BGAULGHBLAHGLHAGLAG |
#afghanistan #dicklicking #dicklicking-noises #mountain-background #no-title-card #pants-solo #rambo #unlicked-dicks |
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9,130 | 3/17/2024 | uncertain times spigot: MY PENIS IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY HELLO FRESH
effigy: I AM STILL SPONSORED BY SQUARESPACE |
#advertising #effigy-spigot #hello-fresh #no-title-card #orange-background #penis-of-spigot #podcast #single-panel #sponsorship #squarespace |
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9,131 | 3/18/2024 | as you so delicately put it pants: I WOULD LIKE TO "CHOKE THAT SHIT ON DOWN" AS YOU PUT IT
pants: FORCE ME TO PLAY IT LIKE A FLUTE |
#choking #coy-pants #fellatio #flute #gay #music #no-title-card #pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,132 | 3/19/2024 | here's the thing spigot: BUT HERE'S THE THING, FOLKS: CHANDLER HALDERSON NEVER HAD PENIS REDUCTION SURGERY
spigot: HE NEVER WENT TO THE MOON
spigot: HE NEVER BUILT A TIME MACHINE AND CLONED ADOLF HITLER
spigot: THOSE WERE ALL LIES |
#hitler #lies #moon #murderer #no-title-card #penis #spigot-solo #time-travel #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,133 | 3/20/2024 | falling over pants: TRYING TO SCRATCH MY EAR WITH MY BACK FOOT, FALLING OVER
deuce: [STAR TREK RED ALERT SOUND] |
#deuce-pants #dog #physical-comedy #sfw #sfx #star-trek #urinal-background #wholesome |
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9,134 | 3/21/2024 | tips go here pants: IS IT TOO LATE FOR FILM SCHOOL I HAVE THIS IDEA FOR A SCRIPT WHERE (YOU HAVE STOPPED LISTENING TO ME)
pants: SHOULD I GIVE INTO DESPAIR OR JUST SIMPLY BEAT OFF WHILE ADDRESSING THE AUDIENCE ON CAMERA
pants: AHEM DID YOU EVEN NOTICE THE TIP JAR
pants: TAP TAP TAP |
#beating-off #coy-pants #education #film #gratuity #hollywood #iris-was-here #no-title-card #pants-solo #trigger-warning #woodring-field-background |
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9,135 | 3/22/2024 | lo-fi spigot: LICK MY DICK TO THESE LO-FI BEATS |
#dick #dicklicking #lofi-background #lofi-beatnik #music #no-title-card #penis-of-spigot #spigot-solo #vaporwave #youtube |
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9,136 | 3/23/2024 | let god sort them out spigot: :HELICOPTER:
spigot: :BOOM:
spigot: :MILITARY_HELMET:
spigot: WHEN I DIE, BURY ME UPSIDE DOWN SO THE WORLD CAN FUCK ME MORE IN THE ASS |
#anal #burial #death #emoji #green-background #necrophilia #never-forget #no-title-card #olive-drab-background #spigot-solo #war |
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9,137 | 3/24/2024 | shouting pants: THIS COMMITTEE OWES AN APOLOGY TO MICHAEL CORLEONE |
#no-title-card #orange-background #pants-solo #sfw #single-panel #the-godfather |
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9,138 | 3/25/2024 | it's not about the money deuce: I THINK YOU HAVE A PURDY MOUTH
spigot: DELETE THIS
deuce: SHUT |
#batman #delete-this #deliverance #deuce-spigot #mountain-background #shut |
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9,139 | 3/26/2024 | world's greatest spigot: I HAVE THE WORLD'S GREATEST DRAFTS FOLDER I'M JUST OPENING IT UP TO PAID SUBSCRIBERS
spigot: FLOATING UP TO HEAVEN TO BE WITH HITLER
spigot: THEORETICALLY COULD A PERSON GET CANCELLED IF THERE WERE A VIDEO OF HIM (OR HER) DOING THE BARTMAN |
#blue-background #heaven #hitler #multiple-backgrounds #red-background #simpsons #spigot-solo |
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9,140 | 3/27/2024 | free pants: LET US REMIND OURSELVES THAT WE ARE IN GOD'S PRESENCE |
#four-cubits #god #mountain-background #no-title-card #pants-solo #religion #sfw #single-panel |
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9,141 | 3/28/2024 | theme from bonequest spigot: ARE YOU PUMPING YOUR PATHETIC PENIS FOR THESE GOLDEN BROWN CRINKLE CUT ORE-IDA FRENCH FRIES
spigot: OKAY I SENSE AD PLACEMENT
spigot: AM I READY TO SHOOT MY LOAD INTO WHAT KIND OF REVERSE MORTGAGE NOW
spigot: PLEASE STAY ON TOPIC
deuce: BUY GOLD |
#advertising #deuce-spigot #fries #off-topic #product-placement #semen #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,142 | 3/29/2024 | delete this spigot: NONE OF YOU SEEM TO UNDERSTAND
spigot: I'M NOT LOCKED IN HERE WITH YOU
spigot: YOU'RE LOCKED UP IN HERE WITH ME AND STOUFFER'S FAMILY STYLE LASAGNA AVAILABLE IN YOUR GROCER'S FREEZER |
#delete-this #mars-background #product-placement #spigot-solo #watchmen |
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9,143 | 3/30/2024 | blessed be spigot: I KNOW MY MIC IS ON FUCK YOU (TINKLE SOUNDS) |
#fuck-you #meeting #no-title-card #single-panel #spigot-solo #tinkle #videoconferencing #woodring-stairs-background #zoom |
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9,144 | 3/31/2024 | murderous urges, also a little horny deuce: ANY POST ON LINKEDIN CONSISTING OF SOMEONE HOLDING UP A WHITEBOARD/WHITE PLACARD WITH WRITING ON IT MAKES ME FEEL SORRY FOR THEM AND ALSO MAKES ME WANT TO MURDER THEM |
#deuce-solo #murder #single-panel #white-background |
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9,145 | 4/1/2024 | top- quality tinkle deuce: ONLY THE BEST PISS
deuce: THE FINEST URINE
deuce: THE MOST ELEGANT WEE |
#deuce-solo #piss #somber-deuce #superlatives #tinkle #urine #wee #yellow-background |
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9,146 | 4/2/2024 | handjob runbook spigot: DID OUR BUSINESS LICENSE EXPIRE OR CAN I STILL WALK AROUND WITH A TRAY OF BONEQUEST STICKERS LIKE A CIGARETTE GIRL
pants: DO YOU EVEN FIT INTO YOUR COCKTAIL DRESS |
#bonequest #coco-chanel #no-title-card #pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,147 | 4/3/2024 | the hell is a meter effigy: ARE WE SO CONFIDENT IN OUR MEASUREMENTS THAT WE _KNOW_ DARK MATTER IS REAL?
spigot: ARE YOU MEASURING FAIRLY OR STARTING AT THE BALLS |
#balls #brown-text #cosmos #dick-measuring #effigy-spigot #gunmetal-background #single-panel |
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9,148 | 4/4/2024 | bottoms up spigot: DO U DARE ME TO SUCK MY OWN DICK
spigot: I KINDA NEEDA YES/NO |
#autofellatio #black-white #dare #ghetto-u #no-title-card #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background #y-n |
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9,149 | 4/5/2024 | sad and lazy spigot: I'M SAD THAT I'M DRINKING MY LAST GUINNESS
spigot: AND I'M SAD THAT I'M TOO LAZY TO GET MORE GUINNESS
spigot: BUT HOW GRATEFUL AM I THAT DEUCE IS ON HIS WAY TO MY HOUSE IN A SELF-DRIVING CAR TO DELIVER MORE GUINNESS AND THEN HOPEFULLY LEAVE IMMEDIATELY
pants: DEUCEDASH |
#alcohol #beer #car #deucedash #doordash #guinness #neologisms #pants-spigot #sfw #third-person #woodring-field-background |
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9,150 | 4/6/2024 | vote for me pants: FORCE ME TO DRINK FROM THE URINAL
deuce: FOLD, SPIN AND/OR MUTILATE ME
pants: THE UNITED STATES POSTAL SERVICE TAKES A DIM VIEW OF YOUR COMMANDS |
#blue-background #bored-pants #deuce-pants #mutilation #somber-deuce #urinal #urolagnia #usps #voting |
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9,151 | 4/7/2024 | bunnyhole effigy: TODAY AIN'T SATURDAY
pants: SO IT'S SUNDAY THEN??
effigy: DUNNO. JUST WOKE UP BECAUSE MY RABBIT HOLE IS FULL OF WATER
pants: YA GOTTA DIG AT AN ANGLE AT THE START
effigy: SHIT |
#effigy-pants #eggshell-background #hole-problems #rabbit |
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9,152 | 4/8/2024 | if indeed spigot: DON'T BRING MORE FROZEN CORN DOGS INTO THE HOUSE UNTIL I'VE SAT ON THE EXISTING ONES
pants: ARE YOU A COP
pants: IF YOU ARE, YOU HAVE TO LICK MY DICK |
#anal-insertion #bored-pants #cop #corn-dog #corndog-background #coy-pants #dick #dicklicking #fat #machino-henmaru #mango-background #no-title-card #pants-spigot |
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9,153 | 4/9/2024 | the biggest of all sirs pants: BEAT ME OFF AT THE HENRY MILLER MEMORIAL LIBRARY |
#beating-off #brown-background #henry-miller #library #no-title-card #pants-solo #single-panel |
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9,154 | 4/10/2024 | you will never be president at this rate spigot: TIME FOR MY 10AM PINT OF ICE CREAM FOLLOWED BY MY 10:30 PINT AND THEN I THINK I'M DUE FOR A PINT AT 11
effigy: TOTES BULK UP BRO
spigot: CHRIST JESUS I'M LATE FOR MY 11:30 PINT
effigy: FOCUS! |
#christ-jesus #effigy-spigot #fatness #gluttony #ice-cream #mountain-background #no-title-card |
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9,155 | 4/11/2024 | a totally different dick pants: AND THEN A DIFFERENT DICK (A TOTALLY DIFFERENT DICK THAN THE ONE BEFORE) |
#dicks #grey-background #pants-solo #single-panel |
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9,156 | 4/12/2024 | and then he died deuce: HEY EVERYBODY WHAT'S UP |
#death #death-and-return-of-deuce #deuce-solo #erection #modified-character #mountain-background #pun #sfw |
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9,157 | 4/13/2024 | thres hold deuce: T PANTS THIS IS THE EPISODE WHERE TOM PARIS CROSSES WARP 10 AND TURNS INTO A SMALL AMPHIBIAN AND KIDNAPS JANEWAY, TURNS HER INTO AN AMPHIBIAN TOO, AND TRIES TO FLEE AND KNOCKS HER UP AND THEY HAVE BABIES
pants: AH YES THE FROG RAPE EPISODE
deuce: RIGHT, THE FROG RAPE EPISODE |
#black-background #coy-pants #deuce-pants #frog #nostalgia #pregnancy #rape #science-fiction #star-trek #star-trek-voyager |
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9,158 | 4/14/2024 | fart watch :first: ANGRY BUT NOT FOR LONG YOU'LL SEE
pants: FART CONDITIONS OVERNIGHT: BURSTY
pants: UPGRADED TO SCATTERED
deuce: LET US KNOW IF WE GET TO SPOTTY BECAUSE THEN IT'S A REAL MESS |
#a-love-story #accuweather #angry-panel #caption #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #farts #forecast #huffy-pants #simeticon-loperamide #sleep #squirt #weather #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,159 | 4/15/2024 | countdown to burger pants: CHANGES ARE IN THE WIND FOR FULL-SIZE LUXURY AUTOMOBILE OWNERS |
#advertising #cars #gunmetal-background #no-title-card #ominous #pants-solo #prophecy #sfw #single-panel |
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9,160 | 4/16/2024 | the ol' ass-end-first trick spigot: ICED LEMON POUNDCAKES FROM STARBUCKS ARE BEST STRAIGHT FROM THE BAG BUT THEY NEED TO PUT THEM IN THE RIGHT WAY
deuce: NAMELY, ASS-FIRST |
#deuce-spigot #food #starbucks #starbucks-background |
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9,161 | 4/17/2024 | stolen valor spigot: I SERVED AT FORT FART
deuce: LET'S SEE YOUR DD214
spigot: IT'S UH
spigot: HERE IT IS: :HAMBURGER: |
#army #camouflage-background #cheeseburgers #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #emoji #farts #fatness #military #no-title-card #somber-deuce |
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9,162 | 4/18/2024 | human resources spigot: WHEN WOMEN THREATEN TO CALL HR I SAY PUFNSTUF????????? AND THEY FORGET ABOUT THE GROPES CAUSE NOW THEY SOUND DUMB |
#groping #hr #mountain-background #no-title-card #sid-and-marty-krofft #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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9,163 | 4/19/2024 | any minute now pants: PISSING 33% COMPLETE
pants: PISSING 66% COMPLETE
pants: PISSING 99% COMPLETE
pants: PISSING 99% COMPLETE
pants: PISSING 99% COMPLETE
pants: PISSING 99% COMPLETE
pants: PISSING 99% COMPLETE
pants: PISSING 99% COMPLETE
pants: PISSING 99% COMPLETE
pants: PISSING 99% COMPLETE
pants: PISSING 99% COMPLETE
deuce: SOME LEAKED |
#bored-pants #coy-pants #deuce-pants #math #piss #pissing #yellow-background |
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9,164 | 4/20/2024 | put baby in mimic mouth pants: PUT BABY IN MIMIC MOUTH PUT BABY IN MIMIC MOUTH |
#dungeons-and-dragons #meme #minecraft-background #monster-manual #mouth #no-title-card #pants-solo #repetition #sfw #single-panel |
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9,165 | 4/21/2024 | of all places pants: SUCKING DICK IN THE TOMB OF JESUS |
#christ-jesus #dick #dicksucking #gay #jesus #mary-magdalene #no-title-card #pants-solo #religion #single-panel #urinal-background |
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9,166 | 4/22/2024 | cookies, cakes and pies pants: WHAT IF INSTEAD OF A 3 BODY PROBLEM IT WAS A 900 PENIS PROBLEM AND THEN INSTEAD OF 900 PENISES IT WAS A COOKIES, CAKES AND PIES PROBLEM AND WE HAD OUR OWN NETFLIX SHOW CALLED COOKIES, PIES AND CAKES AND IT WASN'T A PROBLEM AT ALL
pants: COOKIES, CAKES AND PIES RENEWED FOR SECOND SEASON, CORBIN BERNSEN TO JOIN CAST AS REGULAR |
#cake #cookies #coy-pants #food #gluttony #la-law #mountain-background #netflix #pants-solo #penis #pie #television |
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9,167 | 4/23/2024 | sids deuce: SUDDEN INFANT DIARRHEA SYNDROME
spigot: ASKING YOU POLITELY TO LOOK FOR WORMSIGN |
#acronym #anal-birth #baby #corndog-background #deuce-spigot #diarrhea #dune #no-title-card #sids #single-panel |
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9,168 | 4/24/2024 | fresh vegetables in the crisper spigot: CARROTS AND CELERY ARE THE REAL CANCER STICKS
spigot: WEIRDLY I HAVE NO PROBLEM WHITTLING ZUCCHINIS INTO THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
spigot: I WHITTLE THEM UNTIL THEY'RE GONE AND WE CAN'T HAVE ZUCCHINI |
#cancer #carrot #celery #cigarette #crisp #drugs #food #garbage-disposal #orange-background #sfw #spigot-solo #zucchini |
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9,169 | 4/25/2024 | a moment of clarity pants: 4:00 PM COFFEEDRINK
pants: I'M ON A NEED TO KNOW BASIS!!!!!!!!! AND I NEEDS TO KNOW!!!!!!!!! SHOW ME YOUR COCK
pants: WHY AM I TYPING THESE HORRIBLE THINGS |
#cock #coffee #custom-background #existential #no-title-card #pants-solo |
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9,170 | 4/26/2024 | so profoundly embarrassed spigot: I'M SO PROFOUNDLY EMBARRASSED FOR OUR SOLAR SYSTEM |
#astronomy #earth #jupiter #mars #mars-background #mercury #neptune #pluto #saturn #science #sfw #shame #single-panel #solar-system #space #spigot-solo #sun #uranus #venus |
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9,171 | 4/27/2024 | the fattest gayest webmaster in all of silicon valley :hey: OUR SHIT HERE: WWW.BONEQUEST.STORE
pants: FRACTURE MY FACE
deuce: WITH A PENIS
pants: AND THEN ANOTHER (TOTALLY DIFFERENT) PENIS
deuce: A FLOTILLA OF PENISES
deuce: EVENTUALLY GROWING TO AN ARMADA |
#a-love-story #angry-panel #deuce-pants #e-commerce #gay #huffy-pants #merch #olive-background #penis #physical-comedy #somber-deuce |
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9,172 | 4/28/2024 | he gets around pants: SUCKING DICK IN THE SHADOW OF HEROD'S MASSACRE OF THE INNOCENTS |
#bible #dick #dicksucking #gospel-of-matthew #king-herod #pants-solo #rabbinical-judaism #religion #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,173 | 4/29/2024 | in d minor spigot: CAN YOU NOT PLAY ADAGIO FOR BASSOON WHILE I PULL MY PENIS |
#masturbation #mountain-background #music #penis #penis-of-spigot #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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9,174 | 4/30/2024 | that japanese urinal photo i emailed you pants: HELP HELP MY GIANT AMERICAN PENIS WANTS TO PISS ON THE FLOOR BUT THAT WOULD BRING SHAME TO MY FAMILY |
#america #dishonor #japanese-urinal-background #pants-solo #penis #piss #shame |
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9,175 | 5/1/2024 | welcome to piss burger spigot: PISS BURGER GETTING TERRIBLE REVIEWS
spigot: THE BUNS ARE WET |
#blue-background #burger #no-title-card #orange-background #piss #spigot-solo #vegetarian |
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9,176 | 5/2/2024 | the pomodoro technique pants: SUCKING DICKS USING THE POMODORO TECHNIQUE (25 DICKS THEN TAKE A BREAK WITH 5 TOTALLY DIFFERENT DICKS) |
#dicksucking #efficiency #italian #math #pants-solo #pomodoro-technique #single-panel #studying #time-management #tomato #turquoise-background #work |
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9,177 | 5/3/2024 | left unspecified pants: WHO WANTS TO HOLD MY HAND WHILE I BEAT OFF
deuce: THE NON-BEATOFF HAND
pants: I DIDN'T SPECIFY
deuce: THAT'S WHY I DID |
#a-love-story #apricot-background #beating-off #clarification #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #no-title-card #semantics |
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9,178 | 5/4/2024 | greetings and sally's patients spigot: I HOPE THIS EMAIL FINDS YOU DECEASED |
#death #mousehole #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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9,179 | 5/5/2024 | daylight savings time on the moon pants: LICKING DICK IN COORDINATED LUNAR TIME |
#black-background #daylight-savings-time #dicklicking #moon #pants-solo #single-panel |
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9,180 | 5/6/2024 | meanwhile on earth-616 spigot: WHO'S READY TO QUIT PORN AND EMBRACE CHRIST |
#christ #cool-deuce #evangelism #okay-pants-face #porn #salvation #single-panel #urinal-background |
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9,181 | 5/7/2024 | content warning pants: CONTENT WARNING: THIS REPORT INVOLVES DETAILS THAT MAY BE UPSETTING TO READERS.
spigot: JUST GONNA ENJOY A QUICK BALONEY |
#food #mountain-background #multiple-choice #pants-spigot #sfw #single-panel |
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9,182 | 5/8/2024 | 9000 calories a day is all i ask spigot: I THINK YOU'RE SITTING ON MY CPAP TUBE
deuce: I SHAT
pants: EXCUSE ME BUT I'VE EARNED A TREAT
pants: HORMPTH HOMPTH BAG OF COOKIES |
#bored-pants #cookies #cpap #deuce-pants-spigot #gluttony #homph #hompth #huffy-pants #no-title-card #shit #somber-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,183 | 5/9/2024 | pushing and shoving pants: WHAT TIME DOES THE TWINK PARADE START |
#mountain-background #pants-solo #parade #single-panel #twink |
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9,184 | 5/10/2024 | if they can get to you, they can get to anybody spigot: GIVING YOU EVERY CHANCE IN THE WORLD TO BE FART SMART
spigot: I FEEL LIKE MAYBE THE BUTT PLUG COUNCIL GOT TO YOU |
#butt-plug-council #buttplug #farts #no-title-card #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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9,185 | 5/11/2024 | sad news everybody spigot: MY ERECTION CROSSED THE RAINBOW BRIDGE TODAY |
#death #eggshell-background #erection #penis-of-spigot #spigot-solo |
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9,186 | 5/12/2024 | great news pants: BEATOFF PRISON
pants: HEY GANG, GREAT NEWS: BEATOFF PAROLE
deuce: REGISTERED BEATOFF OFFENDER LIST
pants: SUING THE GOVERNMENT TO RESTORE MY BEATOFF VOTING RIGHTS |
#beat-off #concerned-deuce #corndog-background #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #prison #somber-deuce #voting |
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9,187 | 5/13/2024 | modem law spigot: I SAT ON MY HAYES MICROMODEM
pants: YOU'LL NEVER GET FIRED FOR PUTTING A HAYES MODEM IN YOUR BOTTOM
deuce: HOW ABOUT HAYES-COMPATIBLE
pants: I'M NOT ACTUALLY A MODEM LAWYER |
#anal-insertion #deuce-pants-spigot #gunmetal-background #law #lawyer #modem #no-title-card |
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9,188 | 5/14/2024 | outerwear for men pants: NOBODY CAN TELL I'M OBESE UNDER MY PUFFER VEST |
#coy-pants #fashion #fat #obesity #pants-solo #sfw #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,189 | 5/15/2024 | subtitle pants: BARF ON THE COCK THEN STAND AT ATTENTION WHILE YOU SALUTE THE COCK THAT YOU BARF ON
pants: AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY |
#mountain-background #no-title-card #pants-solo #roman-shower |
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9,190 | 5/16/2024 | nope nothing wrong here effigy: :HIGH_HEEL:
pants: SEE WHAT YOU DID, NOW I HAVE TO BEAT OFF |
#beat-off #effigy-pants #emoji #foot-fetish #woodring-room-background |
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9,191 | 5/17/2024 | late afternoon yawns deuce: SO MANY YAWNS
pants: PUNCH THEM DOWN
deuce: UF
deuce: MY FISF IS STUCF
pants: I'LL GET HELP (SUCKS OWN DICK, FALLS ASLEEP) |
#autofellatio #deuce-pants #dicksucking #no-title-card #sleep #woodring-room-background |
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9,192 | 5/18/2024 | for the love of god pants: BROTHERS SHOULD BE CLOSE DON'T YOU THINK
deuce: LEADING YOU DOWN INTO THE BASEMENT, CLOSING THE DOOR AND LOCKING YOU IN |
#basement #deuce-pants #eggshell-background #scanners #sfw #single-panel #skinny-puppy |
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9,193 | 5/19/2024 | just great power, no great responsibility spigot: I'M NOW OLD ENOUGH TO BE SPIDER-MAN'S FATHER
pants: YOU MEAN HIS UNCLE |
#aging #comics #marvel #old #pants-spigot #red-background #sfw #single-panel #spider-man #uncle-ben |
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9,194 | 5/20/2024 | toot toot tootsie goodbye effigy: DO TOOTSIE ROLLS COUNT AS DINNER???
deuce: IF YOU EAT ENOUGH OF 'EM |
#brown-background #candy #deuce-effigy #fatness #sfw |
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9,195 | 5/21/2024 | meow spigot: IT'S CATGPT AND ALL IT SAYS IS MEOW
deuce: I'D PAY FOR THAT
pants: $20/MO OR $200/YR |
#ai #brown-background #cats #deuce-pants-spigot #saas #sfw |
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9,196 | 5/22/2024 | play along pants: HANDS BEHIND HEAD, LEANING BACK, OKAY, NOW: BEAT ME OFF
deuce: WHY ISN'T IT HARD
pants: WELL
pants: MAYBE TAKE OFF YOUR TOP, DANCE AROUND A LITTLE, BREAK OUT THE SOCK PUPPETS |
#a-love-story #beating-off #coy-pants #dance #dancing #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #erectile-dysfunction #puppet #shirtless #somber-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,197 | 5/23/2024 | morning roll call spigot: I NEVER SELECT RESTART OR SLEEP
spigot: I SELECT SHUT DOWN EACH AND EVERY NIGHT
spigot: AND I STAND THERE MOTIONLESS
spigot: UNTIL EVERY FAN,
spigot: EVERY GPU
spigot: AND EVERY DRIVE
spigot: SPINS DOWN TO DEAD SILENCE
spigot: BEFORE THE UNIVERSE WAS FORMED
spigot: LIKE OUR ELDERS TAUGHT US
effigy: TRANSLATION: NO MINECRAFT FARM
pants: HERE |
#computers #effigy-pants-spigot #minecraft #mountain-background #sfw #weird-pants-face |
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9,198 | 5/24/2024 | parking lot sock spigot: I BUILT A PARTICLE COLLIDER IN MY SOCK |
#physics #sfw #single-panel #sock-in-a-parking-lot #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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9,199 | 5/25/2024 | today's episoooooo pants: TODAY'S EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY SQUARESPAAAAAA
deuce: AND NORDVPPPPPPPPPPPPP |
#deuce-pants #podcast #product-placement #sfw #single-panel #sponsorship #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,200 | 5/26/2024 | geolocation deuce: GEOLOCATE MY DICK
pants: WHAT DO I WIN IF I FIND IT
deuce: MY DICK |
#angry-panel #deuce #deuce-pants #dick #geolocation #gunmetal-background #no-title-card |
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9,201 | 5/27/2024 | thank you for your service spigot: DEMOTED TO FIRST LIEUTENANT STABBIN
deuce: FROM THIS WE CAN DETERMINE THAT STABBIN IS A SOLDIER OR A MARINE AND NOT A SAILOR |
#camouflage-background #captain-stabbin #deuce-spigot #porn |
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9,202 | 5/28/2024 | ring ring ring ring ring ring ring spigot: RAFAH, CAN YOU EVEN BELIEVE IT
spigot: WILL HE EVER TOP BANANAPHONE |
#banana #current-events #mountain-background #no-title-card #palestine #raffi #sfw #spigot-solo |
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9,203 | 5/29/2024 | poof spigot: I WAS TOUCHED INAPPROPRIATELY BY DAVID BLAINE
deuce: NOT DAVID COPPERFIELD ????
spigot: THAT'S WHY I'M SAD |
#deuce-spigot #disappointment #magic #molestation #woodring-den-background |
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9,204 | 5/30/2024 | beetle deuce pants: BEETLEDEUCE BEETLEDEUCE BEETLEDEUCE
deuce: WHAT
pants: YOU SUCK |
#a-love-story #beetlejuice #betelgeuse #bored-pants #coy-pants #deuce-pants #ghost #ghosts #gunmetal-background #movies #pun #sfw |
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9,205 | 5/31/2024 | court of last resort spigot: YOUR HONOR, WEBSTER'S NEW WORLD COLLEGIATE DICTIONARY DEFINES "CHILD TRAFFICKING" AS |
#children #court #dictionary #law #mousehole #single-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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9,206 | 6/1/2024 | writers write deuce: T PANTS ARE YOU HOME YET???
pants: JUST GOT HOME
:pants: DIRECTLY INTO THE CAMERA
deuce: HURRAY
:we: ASKED HIM NOT TO, REPEATEDLY
deuce: SO SLEEPY
pants: AND YET SO HORNY
pants: HORNY FOR PENIS????
pants: PROBABLY
pants: I DON'T KNOW
pants: I DIDN'T WRITE THIS SHIT |
#caption #concerned-deuce #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #eggshell-background #horny #meta #no-title-card #penis #somber-deuce |
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9,207 | 6/2/2024 | #define xor byte 0xaa pants: ARE YOU XORING THINGS
spigot: IN MY CHEEKS FOR WINTER |
#gunmetal-background #no-title-card #pants-spigot #set-theory #sfw |
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9,208 | 6/3/2024 | thad thacks spigot: BEATING OFF INTO A SCENTED CANDLE
spigot: SORRY BUT I BE SPITTIN STRAIGHT FACT |
#beating-off #bored-pants #candle #deuce-pants-spigot #ebonics #huffy-pants #mountain-background #no-title-card #okay-pants-face #somber-deuce |
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9,209 | 6/4/2024 | quicksand pants: HALP |
#corndog-background #halp #hi-res #pants-solo #sand #sfw #single-panel |
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9,210 | 6/5/2024 | if the shoe fits spigot: SO IF WE LOOK AT YOUR PENIS WE WON'T FIND ANY GUNSHOT RESIDUE, IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING |
#no-title-card #penis #single-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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9,211 | 6/6/2024 | 2 to the power of gay pants: T DEUCE BUT HOW OLD ARE YOU IN JACKOFF YEARS
deuce: MUST DO UNIT CONVERSION |
#aging #corndog-background #deuce-pants #jacking-off #math #single-panel |
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9,212 | 6/7/2024 | sharp plastic nano-fragments spigot: BEDKNOBS AND BROOMSTICKS
spigot: AND BALLBAGS
spigot: DO YOU DARE ME TO DO A BM IN MY STILLSUIT
spigot: PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE FOREVER CHEMICALS IN MY PENIS AND THE SHARP PLASTIC NANO-FRAGMENTS IN MY WIFE'S PENIS |
#dare #disney #dune #movies #no-title-card #penis #poop #spigot-solo #trans #ts #white-background |
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9,213 | 6/8/2024 | report as spam spigot: HOW ABOUT SOME LONG DONGS DELIVERED TO MY INBOX |
#dongs #single-panel #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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9,214 | 6/9/2024 | please recycle spigot: BONEQUEST PANNED AS E-WASTE |
#custom-background #environmental-harm #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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9,215 | 6/10/2024 | toaster deuce: SMEAR BUTTER ON ME
pants: ARE YOU DELICIOUS TOAST
deuce: I AM NOT |
#a-love-story #blue-background #butter #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #food #no-title-card #sfw #toast |
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9,216 | 6/11/2024 | safety space spigot: YOU CAN TRANS IF YOU WANT TO
spigot: YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR DICKS BEHIND
spigot: MEN WITHOUT DICKS |
#datacenter-background #dicks #doop #eighties #etc #gender-affirmation-surgery #men-without-hats #music #safety-dance #singing #spigot-solo #trans #transgender |
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9,217 | 6/12/2024 | the any key pants: THE TOILET IS `CLOGGED`
pants: PRESS ENTER TO CONTINUE |
#brown-background #coy-pants #no-title-card #pants-solo #red-text #sfw #toilet |
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9,218 | 6/13/2024 | double clicking spigot: TAKING A SHIT IN THE SYSTEM FOLDER |
#defecation #macintosh #mountain-background #no-title-card #shit #spigot-solo |
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9,219 | 6/14/2024 | uber eatsing spigot: T DEUCE IF PIZZA IS SO GREAT WHY DON'T YOU HAVE ONE DELIVERED TO ME
deuce: I'LL DOORDASH YOU A DICK
spigot: NOT WHAT I REQUESTED
deuce: UBER EATSING YOU ANOTHER DICK
spigot: DID YOU TIP |
#deuce-spigot #dicks #doordash #food #pizza #uber #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,220 | 6/15/2024 | checklist culture effigy: :WHITE_CHECK_MARK: PASSPORT
effigy: :WHITE_CHECK_MARK: VISA
effigy: :WHITE_CHECK_MARK: PLANE TICKET
pants: MY UNVAXXED LOAD ???
effigy: GROSS |
#effigy-pants #grey-background #vaccination |
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9,221 | 6/16/2024 | all the way down deuce: HOW MANY PANTS
pants: I CONTAIN MULTITUDES
deuce: YOU'RE TURTLES ALL THE WAY DOWN
deuce: WELL TEN TURTLES, AN ATLAS, TWENTY MORE TURTLES, ANOTHER ATLAS, BUT AFTER THAT IT'S ALL TURTLES
deuce: OKAY WITH A FEW MORE RANDOM ATLASES
pants: SISYPHUS IS INVOLVED SOMEWHERE
pants: WHAT WAS HIS CRIME ANYWAY |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #mythology #sfw #turtles #walt-whitman #woodring-field-background |
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9,222 | 6/17/2024 | without a lot of fanfare spigot: PRETTY SURE MY PENIS HANGING OUT IS FREE SPEECH
pants: FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION
pants: THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS
pants: A THRILL FOR THE LADIES
pants: WE ARE ALL WINNERS HERE |
#bill-of-rights #coy-pants #exhibitionism #happiness #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #penis #penis-of-spigot #turquoise-background #us-constitution |
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9,223 | 6/18/2024 | pants in repose pants: ALL CAPS, SCREAMING AT THE CEILING
pants: IN THIS HOUSE WE SIT UP STRAIGHT WHEN RACHEL MADDOW IS ON
pants: YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIKE IT BUT YOU DO HAVE TO LICK IT
pants: SPAZZING OUT IN THE JUNIOR HIGH LOCKER ROOM
pants: SERVING CUNT TO THE MAILMAN
pants: HELLDIVERS TO HELLPODS HUALGHLAGHLAG
pants: THE SAME TIRED OBSERVATIONS ABOUT COCKS AND BALLS, OVER AND OVER, AMEN
pants: TIRED |
#balls #bored-pants #cocks #helldivers-2 #huffy-pants #modified-character #mountain-background #pants-solo #rachel-maddow #rands-mentioned #video-games #weird-pants-face |
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9,224 | 6/19/2024 | an haiku deuce: SPOCK IS HALF-VULCAN
deuce: AND DEFEATED DARTH VADER
deuce: ON BABYLON 5
deuce: (AN HAIKU) |
#babylon-5 #black-background #citation-needed #concerned-deuce #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #haiku #poetry #sfw #spock #star-trek #star-wars |
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9,225 | 6/20/2024 | the needs of the many pants: CAPTAINS LOG,
pants: STARDATE 1
pants: JUST INVENTED STARDATES |
#captains-log #gunmetal-background #pants-solo #sfw #star-trek |
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9,226 | 6/21/2024 | sorry pants: LOVE ME, LOVE MY BONER
pants: DON'T WORRY HE WON'T BITE
pants: SORRY HE'S NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE |
#apologies #boner #deuce-pants #primrose-background #red-background |
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9,227 | 6/22/2024 | celebrate the moments of your life spigot: HAPPY SHORT PENIS SATURDAY
spigot: IT'S POSSIBLE I MADE THAT UP |
#holiday #mountain-background #no-title-card #penis #penis-of-spigot #spigot-solo |
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9,228 | 6/23/2024 | bank holiday pants: HAPPY FAG DAY EVERYBODY!!!!!!
deuce: IS IT A NATIONAL OR BANK HOLIDAY
pants: CANADIAN |
#angry-panel #canada #deuce-pants #fag #holiday #huffy-pants #mountain-background #no-title-card #somber-deuce |
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9,229 | 6/24/2024 | the developer distribution portal spigot: CAN I PLEASE ASK WHO TOOK A SHIT IN THE DEVELOPER DISTRIBUTION PORTAL
spigot: IT GOT DISTRIBUTED ALL OVER THE DEVELOPERS
spigot: THE PORTAL IS FINE |
#shit #software #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,230 | 6/25/2024 | reddit hates women spigot: HEY REDDIT I'LL DO A PUSHUP FOR EVERY DICK I SUCK |
#dicksucking #exercise #mountain-background #no-title-card #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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9,231 | 6/26/2024 | llllllllllllllllllll spigot: WHAPPING MY DICK ALONG THE PICKET FENCE |
#dick #grey-background #no-title-card #penis-of-spigot #single-panel #spigot-solo #whapping |
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9,232 | 6/27/2024 | swimmer's ear pants: FUCK MY BUSTER BROWNS
deuce: PEE IN MY EAR HOLE
pants: REALLY SHAKING OUT THE URINE
deuce: GIVING ME SWIMMER'S EAR (WITH PISS)
pants: BLBLBBLBLBL |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #fashion #piss #shoes #somber-deuce #swimmers-ear #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,233 | 6/28/2024 | chomp chew duh pants: T DEUCE I AM FAT GETTING FATTER BUT NOT AT MY FATTEST YET
deuce: YOU'VE GOT A GOOD 10-15 MINUTES LEFT
pants: EATING BAGELS AS FAST AS I CAN |
#bagels #despair-panel #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #fatness #filler-panel #gluttony #grey-background #plump #sfw #somber-deuce |
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9,234 | 6/29/2024 | a man such as myself pants: HOW CAN WE KEEP GAYS LIKE ME OFF SOCIAL MEDIA
pants: WHY YES I WILL HAVE A CAN OF ICED COFFEE THAT WILL KEEP ME UP UNTIL 2 AM
pants: RAVE WHISTLE.WAV
pants: NEED KNOW INFO: IS MAKING FUN OF A GROWN MAN'S FANNYPACK (MINE) STOLEN VALOR OR CANCEL CULTURE |
#cancel-culture #coffee #coy-pants #fannypack #filename #funloving-nonsense #gay #insomnia #pants-solo #sfx #social-media #starbucks-background #stolen-valor |
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9,235 | 6/30/2024 | breakpoints in the gay debugger effigy: MY PENIS HAS ERROR BARS |
#bored-pants #debug #deuce-effigy-pants #drunk-deuce #error #penis #penis-of-effigy #programming #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,236 | 7/1/2024 | fucking go pants: MY COCK IS NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH
pants: SUBTEXT: TOTALLY TRIFLE WITH MY COCK, FUCKING GO, DO IT |
#cock #coy-pants #gunmetal-background #pants-solo #subtext #trifling |
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9,237 | 7/2/2024 | enter pants, stage right spigot: YOUR HEALTH IS YOUR BIGGEST ASSET
deuce: MY HEALTH CAN FUCK ITSELF
pants: I'D SAY MY ASS IS MY BIGGEST ASSET
spigot: WILLING TO LICK STARTING AT ZERO DOLLARS PER MONTH |
#ass #chartreuse-background #custom-background #deuce-pants-spigot #health #licking |
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9,238 | 7/3/2024 | a total eclipse of the heart pants: WHEN CAN I TAKE MY ECLIPSE GLASSES OFF
deuce: WHEN THE NEXT ECLIPSE HAPPENS |
#astronomy #bonnie-tyler #correct-answer #custom-background #deuce-pants #eclipse #sfw #yellow-background |
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9,239 | 7/4/2024 | defense of habitation spigot: IF I BEAT OFF IN YOUR FACE IS THAT STAND YOUR GROUND |
#beat-off #beating-off #facial #legalese #mountain-background #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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9,240 | 7/5/2024 | hanging with the homeboys spigot: MY PENIS HANGING OUT IS NOT THE ISSUE
pants: YOUR PENIS HAS BARELY TOUCHED THE SEEDBELL I BOUGHT FOR HIM |
#angry-panel #corndog-background #coy-pants #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #penis-of-spigot #seedbell |
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9,241 | 7/6/2024 | mister softy deuce: I'M A HEDGE FUND MANAGER
deuce: (SQUEEZING OUT A PERFECTLY COILED SOFT SERVE POO) |
#deuce-solo #deuces-shits #economics #gunmetal-background #no-title-card #poo |
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9,242 | 7/7/2024 | pushing rope spigot: WISH YOU WOULD STOP REMARKING ON THE "ENSHITTIFICATION" OF MY ERECTION |
#enshittification #erection #mountain-background #penis-of-spigot #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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9,243 | 7/8/2024 | last words deuce: WHAT WILL OUR DESCENDANTS SAY
pants: THEY WILL SEX
deuce: GROSS
pants: IF YOU THINK THAT'S GROSS YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!! (PANTS LOGS OUT, DELETES HIS ACCOUNT, MOVES TO RURAL OREGON)
deuce: (DEUCE AS A GRANDFATHER ON HIS DEATHBED, SURROUNDED BY A HUGE LOVING EXTENDED FAMILY, LAST WORDS:) AND I'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT HAPPENED NEXT |
#aging #clickbait #coy-pants #death #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #family #oregon #sad #sex #stalldoor-background |
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9,244 | 7/9/2024 | tacos for lunch spigot: I FEEL BAD FOR HAVING TO REMIND YOU OF THIS, AND I KNOW I DON'T HAVE TO REMIND YOU, BUT . . . . . . . . IT IS TITTY TUESDAY
pants: DOES THAT MEAN TACOS FOR LUNCH |
#ghq #no-title-card #pants-spigot #single-panel #tacos #tits #trailer-background |
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9,245 | 7/10/2024 | tinnitis pants: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
deuce: (TINNITIS) |
#bored-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #health #no-title-card #repetition #sfw #somber-deuce #starbucks-background #tinnitus #typo |
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9,246 | 7/11/2024 | say it ain't so spigot: MY LUMBERING AUTISTIC SON DID A BUNCH OF WEIRD HORRIBLE THINGS ?????????? W H A T |
#autism #children #no-title-card #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,247 | 7/12/2024 | angles (sic) pants: MAYBE SOMEDAY WE CAN USE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TO HAVE KEVIN COSTNER RE-DO THE VOICE OVER FOR _WINGS OF DESIRE_ INSTEAD OF THAT DREARY GERMAN |
#ai #german #mars-background #movies #no-title-card #pants-solo #sfw #single-panel |
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9,248 | 7/13/2024 | why does it have to be a dare spigot: DO YOU DARE ME TO SHIT MY LEGS OFF |
#brown-background #custom-background #dares #no-title-card #shit #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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9,249 | 7/14/2024 | thousands more spigot: DID YOU LICK A DICK
spigot: YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO THOUSANDS IN COMPENSATION
spigot: THOUSANDS MORE DICKS |
#advertising #commercial #dicklicking #dicks #lawyer #mountain-background #spigot-solo |
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9,250 | 7/15/2024 | every last one of yas pants: PASSING A NOTE TO THE TELLER DEMANDING A HUG |
#hugs #no-title-card #pants-solo #robbery #sfw #single-panel #urinal-background |
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9,251 | 7/16/2024 | belch pants: BELCH
deuce: CLARIFY
pants: BELCH
deuce: CLARIFY!!!
deuce: DEEP BARITONE BELCH OR NEAR-VOMIT BELCH OR SONIC THE HEDGEHOG BELCH
pants: BARNEY FROM THE SIMPSONS
deuce: WELL HELD |
#blue-background #burp #deuce-pants #near-vomit-belch #sfw #simpsons #sonic-the-hedgehog |
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9,252 | 7/17/2024 | mood board pants: T DEUCE YOUR "MOOD BOARD" IS JUST SHIT SMEARS
deuce: (LIFTS FACE, SMEARED WITH POO) WHAT'S A MOOD BOARD |
#corndog-background #deuce-pants #mood-board #poo #shit #smearing |
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9,253 | 7/18/2024 | several times a day spigot: I WOULD STING AND DROWN STEVE IRWIN SEVERAL TIMES A DAY
deuce: NOTE: HE DID NOT ACTUALLY DROWN
deuce: THE IMPORTANT THING IS THE STINGRAY GOT AWAY WITH IT
deuce: JUSTIFIED, NO CHARGES FILED
deuce: RETURNED HOME TO A TICKER-TAPE PARADE
deuce: GIVEN THE KEY TO THE (UNDERWATER) CITY
deuce: MANY FAWNING INTERVIEWS ON STINGRAY TELEVISION
deuce: BUT CABLE, NOT BROADCAST |
#cable #death #deuce-spigot #drowning #interview #laughing-deuce #minecraft-background #parade #sfw #somber-deuce #steve-irwin #stingray #television #underwater |
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9,254 | 7/19/2024 | lou dobbs sucks cocks in hell pants: PICK ON SOMEBODY YOUR OWN SIZE
pants: I AM YOUR SIZE
pants: YOU COULD TOTALLY PICK ON ME |
#coy-pants #gunmetal-background #lou-dobbs #no-title-card #pants-solo #sfw |
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9,255 | 7/20/2024 | writers write pants: WHY I BLOG
spigot: AN OPEN LETTER |
#blog #pants-spigot #sfw #single-panel #urinal-background |
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9,256 | 7/21/2024 | tell me more deuce: I WOULD DESCRIBE MY WANG AS BEATIFIC
pants: BUT IS IT YOUR BEST FRIEND |
#deuce-pants #single-panel #wang #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,257 | 7/22/2024 | victory was never in doubt pants: SUCKING OFF THE MONSTER OF THE LAKE
pants: GET GEN X ON THE HORN, I CAN'T OPEN THIS PDF
pants: OOF REALLY WEDGED IN HERE :WOOD:
pants: PLEASE HELP ME I'M FAT AND STUCK
pants: ARM TRANS PEOPLE
pants: NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE ABOUT SOMETHING
pants: JULY IS DRESSED UP AND PLAYING HER TUNE 🎶
pants: SENDING IN AN EAGLE |
#bored-pants #coy-pants #emoji #fatness #funloving-nonsense #gen-x #helldivers-2 #lord-of-the-rings #mountain-background #nessie #pants-solo #seals-and-crofts #transgender |
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9,258 | 7/23/2024 | you know what to do deuce: THE GUN IS ON THE DESK
deuce: YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO:
deuce: FIRE IT IN THE AIR AND SHOUT "YEE HAW" |
#cowboy #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #gun #no-title-card #sfw #suicide #take-her-to-the-music-store #white-background |
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9,259 | 7/24/2024 | moon rocks pants: PRICKS AND DICKS: 100% THE SAME
pants: HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS BUT THEY'RE HORNY
pants: WHAT YOU CALL DINNER I CALL CRUNCH TIME
pants: DO MOON ROCKS (ROCKS FROM THE MOON) HAVE DICKS
deuce: SOME DO
pants: ASKING FOR A (GAY) FRIEND
pants: EVEN A STOPPED CLOCK LICKS A MOON ROCK'S DICK TWICE A DAY
pants: BARF ON MY THING
deuce: CLARIFY WHICH THING:
deuce: YOUR BUTTPLUG-SHAPED TIVO REMOTE,
deuce: THE ZUCCHINI YOU'RE CURRENTLY CLEANING,
deuce: OR THE BIG BLACK DILDO IN THE MEDICINE CABINET
pants: STAY OUT OF MY MEDICINE CABINET |
#coy-pants #dicks #dildo #drunk-deuce #funloving-nonsense #gay #huffy-pants #hungry-hungry-hippos #laughing-deuce #modified-character #moon #mountain-background #pricks #roman-shower #somber-deuce #talking-heads #tivo #weird-pants-face #zucchini |
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9,260 | 7/25/2024 | are you there god pants: BEEZUS DOES RAMONA
spigot: SUPERFUDGED |
#lesbian #literature #pants-spigot #poo #single-panel #stalldoor-background |
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9,261 | 7/26/2024 | placed just so pants: MAY I PLEASE HAVE A TREAT PLACED ON THE TOP OF MY TONGUE
pants: I WILL KEEP MY EYES CLOSED
deuce: GRATE MY BALLS
deuce: JUST RUN 'EM AGAINST A CHEESE GRATER UNTIL THEY'RE GONE |
#balls #cbt #deuce-pants #deuces-balls #drunk-deuce #genital-mutilation #somber-deuce #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
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9,262 | 7/27/2024 | a very delicate ecosystem effigy: THE SHOW IS 88% JUST PEOPLE SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER
pants: AND 12% BREAKING DOWN BOXES |
#effigy-pants #green-background #screaming #sfw #television #tv |
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9,263 | 7/28/2024 | sucking off in the abstract pants: JESUS PUT US HERE ON EARTH TO FUCK AND SUCK THINGS
pants: PLANTS, ANIMALS, MINERALS
deuce: PROTISTS
deuce: THE AIR
deuce: ABSTRACT FEELINGS SUCH AS GRATITUTDE
pants: YEAH ALL THAT SHIT GONNA GET SO FUCKED
pants: PAC-MAN BUT THE GHOSTS ARE RETARDED AND EASILY SCARED |
#abstract #bored-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #fuck #ghosts #huffy-pants #jesus #lime-background #no-title-card #pac-man #retard #somber-deuce #suck |
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9,264 | 7/29/2024 | we've got you covered spigot: STOP CALLING MY PENIS A ZOMBIE FORECLOSURE |
#penis #penis-of-spigot #real-estate #single-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background #zombie |
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9,265 | 7/30/2024 | it really oughtta be atandt: WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS TO BE SELF-EVIDENT
atandt: THAT ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL
pants: BUT NOT THEIR DICKS
deuce: PAULI EXCLUSION PRINCIPLE
atandt: PAULI'S ALWAYS DID LOOK A BIT PECULIAR |
#atandt-deuce-pants #bosons #coy-pants #declaration-of-independence #dicks #drunk-deuce #mountain-background #no-title-card #pauli-exclusion-principle #quantum-physics #somber-deuce #spin #superposition #thomas-jefferson #understudy-of-rands |
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9,266 | 7/31/2024 | o say spigot: PLEASE RISE FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM OF BONEQUEST
pants: AGAIN??? |
#bonequest #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #sfw #single-panel #woodring-room-background |
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9,267 | 8/1/2024 | surely you're joking mister deuce effigy: SOMETIMES I ZONE OUT... THEN WHEN I SNAP OUT OF IT I REALIZE THAT I HAVE BEEN TAPPING MY BALLS LIKE BONGO DRUMS FOR THE PAST FEW MINUTES
effigy: THEN I GO GET SOME ICE
deuce: THAT'S WHAT RICHARD FEYNMAN WOULD DO BUT WITHOUT THE TESTICLES
spigot: HE WOULD PULL HIS BALLS THROUGH HIS ZIPPER AND WALK AROUND LOS ALAMOS WAVING AT PEOPLE |
#balls #college #deuce-effigy-spigot #gunmetal-background #no-title-card #physics #richard-feynman |
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9,268 | 8/2/2024 | goon squad spigot: IF I HAD BUT ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE MYSELF
spigot: IT WOULD BE GOONING SMALL DICK PENIS PUMPER
deuce: FUCKO
spigot: NO, IT WOULD BE WHAT I SAID
deuce: THAT'S SHORT FOR WHAT YOU SAID |
#deuce-spigot #innumeracy #no-title-card #penis-pump #somber-deuce #urinal-background |
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9,269 | 8/3/2024 | do you fit in my mouth deuce: BASTE ME
pants: ARE YOU FOOD
deuce: I CAN BE IF YOU PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT |
#a-love-story #cannibalism #coy-pants #deuce-pants #deucegrin #drunk-deuce #no-title-card #okay-pants-face #sfw #vore #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,270 | 8/4/2024 | y'all gonna make me tongue a prick pants: Y'ALL GONNA MAKE ME LICK A DICK
pants: UP IN HEEH-YEAH
pants: UP IN HEEH-YEAH
spigot: DO YOU WANT TO TELL ME ABOUT THE CRUMPLED UP POST-IT NOTE I FOUND IN THE TRASH THAT SAYS 2 ORCS 1 CUP |
#dmx #no-title-card #orcs #pants-spigot #porn #rap #scat #singing #woodring-field-background |
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9,271 | 8/5/2024 | trade mark pants: JACK ME OFF
deuce: JACK ME OFF PLANET
deuce: A WHOLLY-OWNED SUBSIDIARY OF JACKOFF PLANET
pants: AVOIDING COMPETITION WITH SIMILAR-SOUNDING NAMES
deuce: THEY'RE ATTEMPTING TO CORNER THE MARKET
pants: AND THAT'S FAIR IF THEY'RE SPENDING THE MONEY ON TRADEMARKS AND LAWYERS
pants: BUT FOR 90 YEARS MY FAMILY HAS BEEN SELLING GOODS UNDER THE MARK `JACK OFF PLANET` AND I'M WORRIED
deuce: BUT WHEN THE CONGLOMERATE MOVED IN AND STARTING SELLING SERVICES UNDER THAT MARK YOU DIDN'T DEFEND YOUR TRADEMARK SO NOW YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO LITIGATE IT AND YOU'LL PROBABLY LOSE |
#deuce-pants #doop #gunmetal-background #handjob #jacking-off #law #legal #modified-character #trademark #weird-pants-face |
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9,272 | 8/6/2024 | look in your heart spigot: WE ONLY TAKE YEGGS WHAT'S BEEN TO COLLEGE
pants: MINK IS EDDIE DANE'S BOY
deuce: YOU GUYS DON'T SPEAK RIGHT |
#angry-panel #bored-pants #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #millers-crossing #mountain-background #no-title-card #word-salad |
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9,273 | 8/7/2024 | your end of the bargain spigot: TOUNGING WNAGS
pants: HUG-AH-LUG-AH |
#bob-1065 #bonequest-830 #hugalugah #minecraft-background #pants-spigot #single-panel #tetragrammaton #tongue #typo #wangs |
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9,274 | 8/8/2024 | my compliments to the chef spigot: A SPRINKLE OF MOZZARELLA ON THE DOG SHIT
spigot: NO TOO MUCH MOZZARELLA |
#cheese #cooking #dogshit #fat #food #italian #mousehole #no-title-card #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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9,275 | 8/9/2024 | good night pants pants: I'M GOING TO BED
pants: WAKE ME UP WHEN THE PROSTITUTES GET HERE
deuce: THEN THAT WOULD TECHNICALLY QUALIFY AS A NAP
pants: JUST WAKE ME IN TIME OTHERWISE YOU'RE MY PROSTITUTE
deuce: ROGER THAT |
#a-love-story #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #gunmetal-background #huffy-pants #naps #no-title-card #prostitute |
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9,276 | 8/10/2024 | and he did ride spigot: MORE LIKE FROGGY WENT A-SUCKIN
pants: SEXUALLY MANHANDLED
deuce: APPROPRIATELY SHAKEN
pants: NEVER STIRRED
deuce: SHAKEN LIKE A BAD BABY
deuce: OR A GOOD BABY WITH BAD PARENTS |
#baby #coy-pants #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #frog #funloving-nonsense #huffy-pants #james-bond #mango-background #martini #sex #somber-deuce |
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9,277 | 8/11/2024 | washing the zucchini spigot: WHAT IF YOU HOLD THE ZUCCHINI OVER THE SINK AND I JUST NOPE WORSE
deuce: THE CHURCH OF JOE'S DICK
pants: (SUGAR RAY VOICE) EVERY MORNING |
#church #deuce-pants-spigot #dick #drunk-deuce #funloving-nonsense #gunmetal-background #joes-dick #single-panel #sugar-ray #zucchini |
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9,278 | 8/12/2024 | desert island dicks spigot: IF YOU COULD WISH FOR THREE PEOPLE TO HAVE WITH YOU ON A DESERT ISLAND
spigot: WOULD YOU NOT FACTOR IN WHETHER THEY'D ACTUALLY ENJOY BEING UPROOTED FROM THEIR LIVES AND STUCK THERE WITH YOU
spigot: SUDDENLY EXPECTED TO DISPENSE WISDOM OR PERFORM OR BE ENGAGING IN ANY WAY
deuce: I'D CHOOSE THEM BASED ON BEING A SUPPLEMENTAL FOOD SOURCE |
#cannibalism #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #island-background #philosophy #rands-come-back #wish |
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9,279 | 8/13/2024 | golf club pants: NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT YOUR GOLF CLUB
spigot: HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY DAWKINS IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR KRAUSS
deuce: KRAUSS TASTES LIKE DIRT
deuce: WAIT I'M THINKING OF BRAZIL NUTS |
#blue-background #deuce-pants-spigot #evolution #food #golf #nuts #philosophy #pink-floyd #science #sfw #skepticism |
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9,280 | 8/14/2024 | oscellations pants: I'M BEGINNING TO SEE A POINT OF LIGHT ON THE HORIZON
pants: IT'S UH GETTING LARGER
pants: I'M GETTING SOME PRETTY GOOD OSCELLATIONS
pants: IT'S COMING QUICKER NOW IT'S REALLY GOING
pants: ANY SECOND NOW
pants: HERE WE GO
spigot: WHAT ABOUT THE 2024 FARTLYMPICS
effigy: GODDAMMIT, I SCRATCHED MY GLASSES |
#bored-pants #coy-pants #effigy-pants-spigot #farts #funloving-nonsense #glasses #okay-pants-face #olympics #sfw #typo #white-background |
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9,281 | 8/15/2024 | babbaged deuce: I'M A BABBAGE MACHINE
deuce: LET'S ALL LEARN ABOUT THE HISTORY OF COMPUTRYHT YEIYHBIHBGHDI
spigot: ***SIGH***
deuce: T SPIGOT COME BACK SO I CAN TELL YOU ABOUT HOW JAMES BURKE HAS CHANGED MY LIFE
pants: CONNECTIONSTHTH :SWEAT-DROPS:TH:SWEAT-DROPS:TH:SWEAT-DROPS:TH:SWEAT-DROPS:TH:SWEAT-DROPS: (LIMP-WRISTED) |
#charles-babbage #computers #connections #coy-pants #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #gay #grey-background #james-burke #lisp #mock-lisp #no-title-card #somber-deuce #spigot-leaves |
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9,282 | 8/16/2024 | marsh mallow pants: THE MARSHMALLOW TEST IS WHERE YOU SUCK DICK FOR MARSHMALLOWS
:hormpth: HLUAGHALGAG
pants: I PASSED THE MARSHMALLOW TEST |
#cocksucking-noises #dicksucking #jean-charles #marshmallow #pants-solo #theory-of-mind #urinal-background |
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9,283 | 8/17/2024 | a one-time thing pants: INEZ LIKES BIRD |
#birthday-strip #obscure #pants-solo #sfw #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,284 | 8/18/2024 | approx pants: DICK(S)
deuce: WHERE
pants: HOW MANY PACKETS THROUGH HOW MANY ROUTERS IS THIS GOING SO WE CAN JUST TALK ABOUT DICKS ACROSS NETWORKS
deuce: 357305739067390573405973409 5734095730496793046709345673 9406793476034976930 4756390467349076394076
deuce: (APPROX.) |
#bored-pants #computer #computer-science #computers #deuce-pants #dicks #drunk-deuce #mountain-background #networking #packets #router #tcp-ip #tracert |
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9,285 | 8/19/2024 | to have and to hold deuce: I'M ECUMENICAL
deuce: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS BUT IT'S A DOOZIE |
#deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #ecumenical #no-title-card #sfw #somber-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,286 | 8/20/2024 | oh to be young again pants: WHY IS IT WRONG
pants: WHY NOT INDULGE YOURSELF HALGHLGHAG
pants: VIVA LA PANTS |
#bored-pants #cocksucking-noises #pants #pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
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9,287 | 8/21/2024 | so so different deuce: WANGITUDINAL (IT'S LIKE LONGITUDINAL BUT DIFFERENT) |
#cartography #deuce-pants-spigot #gay #geography #john-harrison #longitude #neologisms #single-panel #wangs #white-background |
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9,288 | 8/22/2024 | sunflower seeds in my bottom spigot: I HOPE NO UKRANIANS PUSH INTO MY KURSK REGION |
#battlefield-background #current-events #high-res #news #no-title-card #russia #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #ukraine #war |
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9,289 | 8/23/2024 | tim t-town pants: WANTS AND NEEDS AND WEIRD KNOBBY PISS WIENERS
pants: CAN THIS WAR OF YOURS FINALLY BE DONE
pants: GRUNT
deuce: SNORT
pants: FREE HUGS
deuce: HUHHHHHHHHH
pants: HORM HARF
pants: AND OTHER ICELANDIC NOISES |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #hugs #hungur-pungur #iceland #no-title-card #piss #pissdude #somber-deuce #teal-background #war #wiener |
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9,290 | 8/24/2024 | sweet, sweet, sweet sweet sunflowers pants: SO I'M MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS AND THIS SUNFLOWER DEMANDS I PISS HIM UP :SUNFLOWER: 💦
deuce: PRACTICALLY A PISS TARGET (FT. THE FIBONACCI SEQUENCE)
pants: DO YOU THINK THEY LIKE PISS (LOOKING FOR ANY EXCUSE)
deuce: IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER IF THEY LIKE PISS OR NOT IF THEY DRESS LIKE THAT |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #emoji #fibonacci #math #piss #plant #somber-deuce #sunflower #yellow-background |
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9,291 | 8/25/2024 | new rules spigot: "THE ANTICS AREN'T NEARLY AS CUTE AS THE FILM THINKS THEY ARE"
spigot: EBERT DID NOT LIKE SCHINDLER'S LIST
pants: NEW RULE: LESBIANS AREN'T CONSIDERED GAY
effigy: YA, GAY TAKES WORK.
pants: GAY MEANS KNOBBY DICKS AND SMOOTH ASIAN BOYS
effigy: NODS WISELY |
#asians #dicks #effigy-pants-spigot #film #gay #gunmetal-background #lesbian #movies #no-title-card #schindlers-list |
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9,292 | 8/26/2024 | pan cakes pants: WHO WANTS PANCAKES
spigot: WHO WANTS PANCAKES
effigy: WHO WANTS PANCAKES
deuce: WHO WANTS PANCAKES
pants: PANCAKES
spigot: PANCAKES
deuce: PANCAKES
effigy: TOO MANY PANCAKES |
#breakfast #deuce-effigy-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #fatness #gluttony #modified-character #pancakes #repetition #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,293 | 8/27/2024 | the sun in your eyes deuce: T PANTS ALAN PARSONS PROJECT PLAYING IN MY DENTIST'S OFFICE |
#alan-parsons-project #dentist #deuce-solo #eggshell-background #hygiene #music #no-title-card #sfw #single-panel |
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9,294 | 8/28/2024 | life choices effigy: [LIFE OF CRIME] VS [CONTINUE LOOKING FOR JOB] |
#crime #effigy-solo #multiple-choice #sfw #single-panel #stalldoor-background #unemployment |
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9,295 | 8/29/2024 | return service requested spigot: DO YOU DARE ME TO PIN MY PENIS TO THE TASKBAR |
#dare #deuce-pants-spigot #gui #mountain-background #penis #penis-of-spigot #single-panel #somber-deuce #windows |
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9,296 | 8/30/2024 | for his love of christ pants: WHAT GOOD SHALL WE DO THIS DAY
spigot: WHAT I GOTTA KNOW IS BONEQUEST.COM/PRICKS/ |
#custom-background #epilepsy-warning #fixed-for-pricks #pants-spigot #pricks #single-panel #url #yellow-background |
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9,297 | 8/31/2024 | dicks out deuce: WAS HARAMBE THE DUDE OR THE
pants: HE WAS THE KING WHO CUT BABIES IN HALF
pants: NOT TO SOLVE DISPUTES OR ANYTHING, HE JUST LOVED CHOPPING STUFF UP
deuce: NO THAT WAS NELSON MANDELA
pants: ON EARTH 353 SURE BUT HERE ON 354 WE [HEAD CHOPPED OFF]
deuce: WHO GAVE HIS NAME TO THE GAME MANCALA
deuce: AND MANDALAY BAY
pants: WHICH WE KNOW TODAY AS A MINT JULIP [HEAD CHOPPED OFF AGAIN] |
#alcohol #beheading #bored-pants #coy-pants #decapitation #deuce-pants #drinking #drunk-deuce #harambe #mandela-effect #mint-julep #solomon #somber-deuce #typo #violence #woodring-field-background |
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9,298 | 9/1/2024 | mindful, demure pants: SUCKING DICK IN A HOLLOW LOG
pants: SERVICING MOSTLY SQUIRRELS AND TOADS
pants: AND YES SOMETIMES THE OCCASIONAL KEEBLER ELF |
#bingo #cookies #coy-pants #dicksucking #elves #hollow-log #keebler #pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background #zoophilia |
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9,299 | 9/2/2024 | sack of potato pants: OOF OW
pants: SHOVED INTO A POTATO SACK
pants: MY FATE: TO BE THROWN INTO THE RIVER
pants: HOWEVER THE SACK IS MADE OF BURLAP AND
pants: IT SPLITS WHEN YOU TRY AND TOSS ME IN
pants: NOW I AM ON THE RIVER BANK SITTING IN THE WET GRASS, CONFUSED |
#a-day-in-the-life-of-pants #burlap #coy-pants #drowning #minecraft-background #no-title-card #physical-comedy #poetry #potato #sfw |
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9,300 | 9/3/2024 | buddo the fuck boy pants: GONNA FUCK THE MOUTH OF THE EARLIEST HUMAN FIGURE FOUND ANYWHERE IN THE BRITISH ISLES |
#british #buddo #mountain-background #mouth #pants-solo #single-panel |
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9,301 | 9/4/2024 | inflation spigot: PROUD TO HAVE BOUGHT TWO PINTS OF GOURMET ICE CREAM AND A BOX OF COOKIES TOTALLING $48 |
#cookies #dollars #food #gluttony #ice-cream #pride #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,302 | 9/5/2024 | the artistic process spigot: CUT
spigot: YOUR HEART'S NOT IN THIS SCENE IS IT
spigot: WE NEED TO SEE THE JIZZ IN LONG DRIPPY STRINGS FROM THE DICK TO YOUR FACE
spigot: SO WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DO THOSE SCENES ALL OVER AGAIN
spigot: I DON'T MAKE THE RULES
spigot: THIS TIME WITH FEELING
spigot: YOU'RE EXHIBITING A BIT OF AN ATTITUDE THERE
spigot: YOU'RE HERE TO JIZZ UP YOUR FACE FOR THE CAMERA, NOT BE A JUNIOR DIRECTOR |
#autism #facial #film #girl #harriet #jenv #jizz #maynard #porn #trailer-background #uncredited-character #understudy-of-pants |
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9,303 | 9/6/2024 | proud of our peacock spigot: CAN'T WE USE AI TO SUPERIMPOSE LIMBS AND LEGS ON THE PARALYMPIANS
spigot: THEIR FINGERS AND HANDS COULD STAY EXACTLY THE SAME
spigot: ADS THEN |
#ai #mountain-background #nbc #olympics #spigot-solo |
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9,304 | 9/7/2024 | for your health pants: MAY I HAVE SEVEN OR SO FROSTED CINNAMON ROLLS BEFORE PUTTING ON THE BLOOD PRESSURE CUFF |
#doctor #gluttony #pants-solo #potomac-background #sfw #single-panel |
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9,305 | 9/8/2024 | here's what you do spigot: ARE YOU MARRIED YET
pants: NO
pants: I MEAN SURE
spigot: GREAT, HERE'S WHAT YOU DO
spigot: NEXT TIME YOU AND YOUR WIFE ARE STANDING IN LINE SOMEWHERE
spigot: TURN TO HER WITH A CONCERNED LOOK ON YOUR FACE
pants: UH HUH
spigot: SAY HONEY, MAY I BE FRANK WITH YOU
pants: HOO BOY
spigot: SHE'LL SAY "OKAY" OR "SURE" OR "OF COURSE"
spigot: THEN YOU PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS AND SAY HOW ABOUT THIS BALL PARK FRANK
spigot: AND POINT AT YOUR PENIS ALL FLOPPED OUT AND PLUMP
pants: WHY DO WE HAVE TO BE IN LINE
spigot: JUST BE OUT IN PUBLIC |
#bored-pants #coy-pants #disappointed-pants #food #hot-dog #hot-dogs #marriage #minecraft-background #not-gay #pants-spigot #penis #wiener #wife |
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9,306 | 9/9/2024 | movie review spigot: LEGS AIN'T EVEN THAT LONG
pants: DANG OL' SATURATED IN DISQUIETING MOOD I TELL YOU WHAT |
#alley-background #king-of-the-hill #movies #pants-spigot #sfw #single-panel |
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9,307 | 9/10/2024 | gen xyzzy spigot: PROUD TO NOT KNOW WHAT ANTIHISTAMINE IS OR DOES |
#ignorance #medicine #potomac-background #pride #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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9,308 | 9/11/2024 | is this not spigot: OH I'M SORRY IS THIS NOT WHERE WE SHOW OFF OUR BIG FAT FLIPPER DICKS |
#dicks #exhibitionism #grey-background #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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9,309 | 9/12/2024 | the pipes spigot: OKAY ***NOW*** ARE YOU MARRIED
pants: NO
pants: I MEAN SURE
spigot: GREAT, HERE'S WHAT YOU DO
spigot: NEXT TIME YOU'RE SINGING "DANNY BOY"
spigot: AND YOU GET TO THE PART ABOUT THE PIPES
spigot: ABOUT HOW THE PIPES / THE PIPES / ARE CALLING
spigot: ASK YOUR WIFE IF SHE CAN HEAR THIS PIPE CALLING
spigot: THEN PUSH HER EAR AGAINST YOUR PENIS
spigot: YOU CAN DO THIS IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT OR DURING THE DAY |
#bored-pants #danny-boy #marriage #minecraft-background #no-title-card #pants-spigot #penis #singing #wife |
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9,310 | 9/13/2024 | apropos of nothing deuce: DOESN'T MATTER HOW LONG AFTER THE NUKE GOES OFF, WITH NO OTHER FOOD, YOU'LL STILL EAT ME |
#cannibalism #deuce-solo #no-title-card #nuclear-weapons #single-panel #urinal-background |
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9,311 | 9/14/2024 | you don't know lucky you are boy spigot: JEAN-CHARLES YOU FOOL
spigot: OKAY I'M A RUSSIAN ASSET
pants: ARE YOU C.I.A. THOUGH
spigot: I DON'T WATCH STAR TREK |
#beatles #blue-background #jean-charles #no-title-card #pants-spigot #russia #sfw #spy #star-trek |
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9,312 | 9/15/2024 | so what spigot: WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME BEING FAT WAS SO GREAT |
#fat #fatness #mars-background #no-title-card #rhetorical-question #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #uncredited-character |
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9,313 | 9/16/2024 | some kind of blast anyway deuce: I HAVE NEVER HAD A BAJA BLAST
pants: WHAT ABOUT A RODNEY BLAST |
#baja-blast #deuce-pants #ejaculation #facial #mountain-dew #no-title-card #porn #rodney-moore #single-panel #trailer-background |
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9,314 | 9/17/2024 | jelly beans spigot: MA'AM, EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE FINE.
spigot: I'M A PARAMEDIC. YOU'RE HAVING A STROKE.
spigot: PLEASE LAY DOWN WITH BOTH FEET SLIGHTLY ELEVATED OVER MY SHOULDERS
:jellybeans: OUT OF BOTH POCKETS
spigot: WHEN ARE WE GOING TO HAVE TWO FACTOR ***DEAUTH*** |
#authentication #caption #harriet #jellybeans #medical-advice #potomac-background #punctuation #spigot-solo #uncredited-character |
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9,315 | 9/18/2024 | banana butthole math deuce: BUTTHOLE + BANANA = BUTTHOLE WITH A BANANA
deuce: THESE ARE FACTS |
#anal-insertion #banana #banana-background #butt #deuce-solo #facts #math #no-title-card #somber-deuce #yellow-background |
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9,316 | 9/19/2024 | randy quaid spigot: AM I TOO SCARED TO WATCH MIDNIGHT CROSSING AGAIN
pants: MAYBE JUST WATCH MIDNIGHT RUN INSTEAD |
#fear #minecraft-background #movies #pants-spigot #sfw #single-panel |
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9,317 | 9/20/2024 | phz pants: THE WORD "CUM" ROT13'D IS `PHZ` PRONOUNCED "FIZZ" AND THAT'S PERFECT
pants: SO PERFECT
deuce: THE SOUND OF SOMEONE BEING STRANGLED |
#angry-panel #cum #deuce-pants #mountain-background #no-title-card #red-text #rot-13 |
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9,318 | 9/21/2024 | sabotage spigot: NOW ALL OF LEBANON'S ZENITH TELEVISIONS AND SONY DISCMANS AND NINTENDO POWER GLOVES ARE EXPLODING |
#bomb #current-events #gotham-background #israel #nintendo #no-title-card #sfw #single-panel #sony #spigot-solo #television #video-games #zenith |
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9,319 | 9/22/2024 | push and turn spigot: IF I PRETEND IT'S A DIALING WAND IT'S NOT GAY
effigy: ......YOU GUYS HIRING? |
#effigy-spigot #not-gay #single-panel #woodring-field-background |
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9,320 | 9/23/2024 | but i see you've won first prize deuce: HEY CHECK OUT MY WANG
pants: CLOSING MY EYES TIGHT, ONE EYELID TWITCHES AS I PEEK
deuce: SURPRISE!!!!! IT'S A WANG
pants: PLACING A BOW ON TOP |
#deuce-pants #no-title-card #wang #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,321 | 9/24/2024 | grope^2 pants: GROPE GROPE
pants: THINKING ABOUT ROBOCOP |
#black-background #groping #movies #multiple-backgrounds #no-title-card #pants-solo #robocop #starbucks-background |
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9,322 | 9/25/2024 | tag yourself pants: TAG YOURSELF:
pants: THE PSYCHOPATHIC PERSONALITY
pants: THE ALCOHOLIC
pants: THE DRUG ADDICT
pants: THE SEX OFFENDER
pants: THE MENTALLY RETARDED
pants: MENTAL DISORDERS IN OLD AGE
deuce: WHICH ONE DON'T I CHECK |
#aging #alcoholism #coy-pants #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #mountain-background #no-title-card #okay-pants-face #old #retard #weird-pants-face |
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9,323 | 9/26/2024 | requirements pants: SITTING / STANDING / WALKING
pants: LIFTING/ CARRYING
pants: PUSHING / PULLING
pants: BENDING / STOOPING
pants: SQUATTING / KNEELING / CRAWLING
pants: TWISTING / TURNING
pants: CLIMBING / BALANCING
pants: REACHING
pants: GRASPING / MANIPULATING
effigy: OUT OF MY LEAGUE, I KNOW |
#effigy-pants #fed-up-pants #gunmetal-background #huffy-pants #pants-has-eyelids #reach-around #sfw #weird-pants-face |
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9,324 | 9/27/2024 | trade craft spigot: MY DICKLICKING TRADECRAFT |
#dicklicking #gay #no-title-card #single-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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9,325 | 9/28/2024 | subscribers only spigot: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T LICK DICK ON MY OWN PATREON PAGE |
#censorship #dicklicking #minecraft-background #patreon #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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9,326 | 9/29/2024 | ad copy pants: CARBOHYDRATES HELP ME PLAY
spigot: THE THICK, SEASONED CRUST STUFFED WITH MOZZARELLA AND PEPPERONI THAT MY BODY NEEDS
pants: MY DAYS ARE LONG AND I'M CONSTANTLY ON MY FEET. THAT MEANS A FULL-SIZE SAFEWAY SHEET CAKE WITH RICH FUDGEY CREAM CHEESE, CHERRY FILLING AND FIVE DISTINCT BUTTERCREAMS
spigot: TEACH FIFTY COLLEGE STUDENTS ENGLISH LIT WITHOUT MY MORNING STOUFFER'S FAMILY SIZE LASAGNA? NO WAY
pants: NO, PEOPLE MIGHT THINK YOU'RE BRINGING IT TO CLASS AND SHARING IT WITH POOR PEOPLE
spigot: BEING A MOM MEANS I'M CONSTANTLY ON THE GO, FROM EARLY MEETINGS TO LATE-NIGHT HOMEWORK. THAT'S WHY I VISIT ALEXANDER'S STEAK HOUSE AT LEAST TEN TIMES A DAY
pants: NO, WHO SAYS YOU'RE NOT BRINGING YOUR WHOLE STUPID FAMILY TO THE RESTAURANT OR JUST PICKING UP FOOD FOR COWORKERS ???
spigot: THIS SUCKS SO MUCH |
#advertising #disappointed-pants #eyelids #failed-comedy #fatness #fed-up-pants #food #gluttony #huffy-pants #no-title-card #pants-spigot #potomac-background #really-weird-pants-face #sad-pants #sfw |
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9,327 | 9/30/2024 | excuse me but pants: EXCUSE ME BUT I'M A LEATHER-CLAD VAMPIRE ASSASSIN
deuce: BLOGGING ABOUT NOT HAVING BLOGGED IN A WHILE
spigot: IF YOU LIKE WATCHING ME STROKE IT SO MUCH HOW COME I HAVE TO PAY YOU PER VIDEO |
#blog #deuce-pants-spigot #joi #multiple-backgrounds #vampire #vampyre #viscera #woodring-field-background #woodring-room-background #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,328 | 10/1/2024 | as per spigot: ANYONE ELSE GOONING IN 4K |
#4k #gooning #masturbation #porn #spigot-solo #violetgrey-background |
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9,329 | 10/2/2024 | at home and in uniform deuce: YOUR MOMMA WEARS COMBAT BOOTS
deuce: AND I WANT TO THANK HER FOR HER SERVICE |
#blue-background #deuce #deuce-solo #military #mom #multiple-backgrounds #no-title-card #sfw #somber-deuce |
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9,330 | 10/3/2024 | play ground spigot: SUCKING DICK BEHIND THE FAKE SALOON FRONT AT THE PLAYGROUND
spigot: GETTING CAUGHT AND MOVING THREE FEET TO THE FAKE JAIL |
#dicksucking #indecent-exposure #jail #minecraft-background #prison #spigot-solo |
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9,331 | 10/4/2024 | two great tastes deuce: COULD I HAVE MORE FENTANYL IN MY FENTANYL |
#deuce-solo #drugs #fentanyl #orange-background #overdose #single-panel |
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9,332 | 10/5/2024 | what's that deuce: IF I CREATED A BAND I'D CALL IT METALLICA
deuce: WHAT'S THAT (FINGER TO EAR) OH |
#copyright #deuce-solo #different-bathroom-bg #metallica #sfw #somber-deuce |
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9,333 | 10/6/2024 | over night spigot: NEED A HYPNOSIS TAPE THAT HELPS ME STOP BREATHING THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT SO I DIE |
#hypnosis #mousehole #single-panel #spigot-solo #suicide #typo #woodring-room-background |
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9,334 | 10/7/2024 | more pac than man effigy: I MEAN, WHO AM I? WHAT IS MY MOTIVATION???
pants: YOUR NAME IS CARL AND YOU ARE TRYING TO EAT ALL THE DOTS BEFORE THE GHOSTS GET YOU |
#acting #effigy-pants #high-res #pac-man #sfw #single-panel #video-games #yellow-background |
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9,335 | 10/8/2024 | like water for moses deuce: GOD IS TELLING ME TO ORDER A PIZZA
deuce: I'M LIKE MOSES WITH THE THING SO I'D BETTER FUCKING ORDER ONE
pants: SHIT YEAH MOSES HE (CONFUSED) HE HAD THAT THING AND (PAUSE) HE'S LIKE YOU
deuce: RIGHT
pants: SO WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE |
#bible #deuce-pants #pizza #potomac-background |
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9,336 | 10/9/2024 | white noise spigot: FALL ASLEEP FAST TO THE SOUNDS OF DICKLICKING |
#dicklicking #gunmetal-background #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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9,337 | 10/10/2024 | two regular joes deuce: I TOOK A NAP
pants: RESPLENDENT
deuce: VERDANT
pants: BROAD
deuce: FAGGY
pants: HELLA FAGGY
deuce: FUCKLES
pants: 900 PENISES
deuce: DOUBLESTRUCK Q |
#deuce-pants #weird-pants-face #woodring-field-background |
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9,338 | 10/11/2024 | check local listings for showtimes spigot: ONE FOR JOKER 2 PLEASE
pants: SORRY CAN'T LET YOU IN UNTIL YOU SAY FOLIE A DEUX
spigot: GOODBYE |
#french #joker #movies #sfw #starbucks-background |
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9,339 | 10/12/2024 | bargain pricing since 1982 spigot: T DEUCE YOU DON'T SEEM PARTICULARLY OBSESSED WITH ANY OF THE NEW FALL SWEATERS AT ROSS DRESS FOR LESS
deuce: I JUST WEAR MUMUS |
#deuce-spigot #fashion #gunmetal-background #muumuu #no-title-card #ross #ross-dress-for-less #sfw #shopping #single-panel #sweater #typo |
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9,340 | 10/13/2024 | popping noises deuce: I FOR ONE CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THE AI BUBBLE BURSTS
pants: TAKE IT OFF |
#ai #deuce-pants #mountain-background #sfw #single-panel |
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9,341 | 10/14/2024 | sitting in dog shit spigot: :MEGA:
spigot: WHEN I SAY HURRICANE / YOU SAY GERT
spigot: WHO KILLED LAURA SCUDDER'S
spigot: EXPLAIN EXACTLY WHY SITTING IN DOG SHIT DOESN'T MAKE ME AN INFLUENCER |
#dogshit #emoji #no-title-card #orange-background #spigot-solo #twin-peaks |
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9,342 | 10/15/2024 | masturbating to the weather channel pants: ANYBODY ELSE MASTURBATING TO THE WEATHER CHANNEL RIGHT NOW
spigot: TOO BUSY CONNECTING WITH OTHER HAMS AND CONDUCTING EMERGENCY RESCUE OPS (OPERATIONS)
pants: WELL, WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE, PERFORM SOME SELF-CARE: STAY HYDRATED, GET SOME REST AND MASTURBATE TO THE WEATHER CHANNEL
deuce: AND WE'LL BE REPEATING THIS GAG ALL WEEK (WEATHER CHANNEL WEEK ON BONEQUEST)
spigot: EXCUSE ME BUT THE AMATEUR EXTRAS ARE TALKING
deuce: AMATEUR EXTRAS HAVE BIG DICKS
deuce: THIS IS FACT
spigot: HOW ARE WE MAKING CRANK CALLS THESE DAYS, BURNER PHONES OR WAR DIALERS OR SOFTWARE DEFINED TELEPHONY OR WHAT'S THE RACKET
deuce: HOME LANDLINE
deuce: DON'T BE A BITCH |
#blue-background #crank-call #deuce-pants-spigot #emergency #ham-radio #masturbation #telephone #telephony #weather |
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9,343 | 10/16/2024 | our sony cyber-shots pants: LET'S BUMP OUR SONY CYBER-SHOTS INTO EACH OTHER LIKE THEY'RE KISSING OR HUMPING |
#cybershot #digital-camera #humping #kiss #kissing #pants-solo #single-panel #sony #swamp-background |
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9,344 | 10/17/2024 | say it ain't so spigot: WAIT TIL I FIND OUT THE "ALGORITHM" IS JUST A HIGHLY POLISHED MIRROR OF MY OWN SHIT CHOICES IN LIFE
spigot: YOU PEOPLE HAVE STOOD IN MY WAY LONG ENOUGH, I'M LICKING A DICK
pants: SAY IT AIN'T SO
spigot: I WISH ADAM SAVAGE COULD SIT ON HIS HANDS AND MOUTH AT THE SAME TIME
spigot: COMPUTER I SAID **BIG** TITS |
#adam-savage #algorithm #computer #dick #dicklicking #no-title-card #pants-spigot #shit #teal-background #tits |
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9,345 | 10/18/2024 | fri - sun spigot: I UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'RE CALLING IT THE ART OF DICKLICKING BUT DOES IT NEED TO BE A THREE-DAY SEMINAR AT THE HILTON |
#dicklicking #no-title-card #single-panel #spigot-solo #yellow-background |
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9,346 | 10/19/2024 | eating carnitas on the toilet deuce: EATING CARNITAS ON THE TOILET WITH MY SHIRT OFF WHILE CRYING
spigot: WHY ARE YOU CRYING WHEN THAT'S THE VERY BEST MOMENT OF ANY MAN'S LIFE
deuce: BECAUSE THINGS CAN NEVER GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS MOMENT
spigot: YOU CAN DO IT AGAIN FOR BREAKFAST |
#breakfast #brown-background #carnitas #crying #depression #deuce-spigot #deucegrin #food #mexican-food #no-title-card #somber-deuce #toilet |
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9,347 | 10/20/2024 | k*mart spigot: LONG, LOUD TURKEY GOBBLES INTO THE K-MART INTERCOM |
#gobble #intercom #k-mart #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #turkey #woodring-room-background |
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9,348 | 10/21/2024 | of course of course spigot: OF COURSE AMERICANS AREN'T STOCKPILING BIDETS |
#america #bidet #potomac-background #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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9,349 | 10/22/2024 | wi fi spigot: IN THE GAY NEIGHBORHOOD JUST SCROLLING THROUGH THE WIFI ACCESS POINTS
spigot: KNOB HEIGHTS
spigot: YOUR HANDY HANDYMAN
spigot: GLORYHOLE 4 HOMELESS
spigot: VERIZON |
#batman #computer #computers #gay #glory-hole #gotham-background #spigot-solo #ssid #verizon #wifi |
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9,350 | 10/23/2024 | driving it off the lot spigot: YOUR PENIS DEPRECIATES THE MOMENT YOU PULL IT OUT OF YOUR PANTS |
#accounting #cars #depreciation #ebitda #net-present-value #no-title-card #penis #single-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,351 | 10/24/2024 | sure is fun spigot: SURE IS FUN TO FIX WINDOWS AUDIO + BLUETOOTH PROBLEMS ALL DAY |
#audio #blue-background #bluetooth #computer #computers #fun #microsoft #no-title-card #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #windows |
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9,352 | 10/25/2024 | meeting you in the middle deuce: DISMEMBER ME
deuce: WAIT WAIT I MEANT REMEMBER ME NO AUUUUUUUUUUGH
pants: MEETING YOU IN THE MIDDLE AND DEFENESTRATING YOU |
#coy-pants #defenestration #deuce-pants #dismemberment #memory #woodring-room-background |
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9,353 | 10/26/2024 | omgod spigot: OH MY GOD YOU POO YOUR PANTS ONE TIME AND YOU'RE THE POO YOUR PANTS GUY |
#accident #brown-background #deuce-pants-spigot #laughing-deuce #no-title-card #poo #single-panel #soiling-myself |
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9,354 | 10/27/2024 | you're the best pants: BABY BABY BABY YOU'RE THE BEST
pants: YOU'RE THE BEST
pants: BABY YOU'RE THE BEST
pants: ON MY BACK, BEATING OFF TO THE HEAVENS
deuce: :DRESS: |
#beating-off #deuce-pants #dress #emoji #singing #somber-deuce #white-background |
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9,355 | 10/28/2024 | reported to irs spigot: PI CALCULATED TO 105 TRILLION DIGITS, SMASHING WORLD RECORD
spigot: WE GET IT, IT'S AROUND 3
pants: BONEQUEST ENDORSES KAMALA HARRIS
deuce: THANKS, WE JUST LOST OUR 501(C) TAX EXEMPTION |
#2024-election #deuce-pants-spigot #election #kamala-harris #math #mountain-background #pi #politics #sfw #world-record |
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9,356 | 10/29/2024 | when i was a child spigot: THE LONGSHOREMEN ARE EXPECTED TO RETURN TO WORK TOMORROW
spigot: HGLBLGLTHGLHULG
spigot: NO YOU MAY NOT BORROW THE LUBRIDERM
spigot: WHEN I WAS A CHILD I LICKED DICK AS A CHILD |
#bible #dicklicking #lube #no-title-card #ocean #spigot-solo #union #woodring-field-background |
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9,357 | 10/30/2024 | mansplainin' spigot: MAYBE WOMEN'S RESTROOMS ARE SO DISGUSTING BECAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY PLACE THEY CAN EXPRESS THEMSELVES WITHOUT A MAN CHIMING IN |
#mars-background #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #women |
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9,358 | 10/31/2024 | anyone at all spigot: DOES ANYONE CARE I'M THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PENIS |
#charles-dickens #christmas #mcdonalds-background #penis #red-background #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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9,359 | 11/1/2024 | you blow the hole, i'll do the fingering spigot: IS ALIEN ROMULUS JUST GOING TO BE A BUNCH OF SKIBIDI ZOOMERS DIRECTED BY A EUROPEAN SKIBIDI ZOOMER
spigot: WILL THE XENOMORPHS HAVE HAIR AND MAKEUP TIPS
spigot: WHO WILL THE SECRET ANDROID BE THIS TIME OKAY THERE HE IS, IN THE MY LITTLE PONY SHIRT THAT SAYS CINNAMON ROLLS NOT GENDER ROLES
spigot: WHY IS STAN LEE MAKING A CAMEO |
#alien #gen-z #marvel #movies #science-fiction #sfw #skibidi #space-background #spigot-solo #stan-lee #zoomers |
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9,360 | 11/2/2024 | future past pants: IT IS 1999 AND I AM MAKING WEB COMICS: I HAVE EATEN THE ENTIRE SLEEVE OF OREOS
pants: IT IS 2024 AND I AM MAKING WEB COMICS: THE ENTIRE SLEEVE OF OREOS HAS BEEN EATEN
spigot: ONLY YEGGS WHAT WENT TO COLLEGE UNDERSTAND THAT COMICS JOKE |
#gluttony #mars-background #millers-crossing #oreos #pants-spigot #sfw #the-high-hat #webcomic |
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9,361 | 11/3/2024 | rot13'd for your protection spigot: MAYBE THE UNITED STATES MILITARY OPERATIVES STATIONED AT AREA 51 SHOULD DIRECT SOME OF THEIR PRECIOUS ANTI-AIRCRAFT HIGH PULSE MICROWAVE RADIATION `EVTUG URER NG QRRM AHGF` |
#area-51 #military #nuts-of-spigot #pink-text #rot-13 #single-panel #spigot-solo #ufo #urinal-background #war |
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9,362 | 11/4/2024 | a place of honor pants: CAVE JOHNSON HERE
pants: I'M GAY FOR BI
deuce: THIS PLACE IS NOT A PLACE OF HONOR.
spigot: I KNOW WHERE THAT QUOTE LIVES BUT I CAN STILL IMAGINE WORF IN A DRESS SAYING IT TO Q |
#bi #coy-pants #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #gay #gunmetal-background #no-title-card #okay-pants-face #portal #star-trek #worf |
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9,363 | 11/5/2024 | jock jams pants: WATCH ME BEAT OFF WITH NOTHING BUT MY HANDS AND PORNOGRAPHY
deuce: YOU SURE NEED A LOT OF PROPS
pants: NOT ALL OF US CAN DO IT WITH OUR MINDS ALONE **DEUCE** |
#beat-off #deuce-pants #masturbation #no-title-card #porn #weird-pants-face #woodring-field-background |
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9,364 | 11/6/2024 | unbeatoffable (in every way) deuce: YAY AMAZON HAS ANNIE CHUN'S PHO SOUP AGAIN
spigot: SHE SOUNDS LIKE AN UNBEATOFFABLE PORN STAR
deuce: OR DOES SHE?!?!
spigot: WHY DO YOU NEVER PET MY SPECIAL NEEDS CHILD |
#amazon #beatoffable #children #deuce-spigot #food #porn #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,365 | 11/7/2024 | art bell eats poo spigot: MAYBE IF EXTRA-TERRESTRIALS HAVE NO DISCERNABLE EARLOBES (AS WE LEARNED ON ART BELL'S COAST TO COAST A.M.) THEY SHOULD GO BACK TO FRANCE |
#aliens #anatomy #art-bell #coast2coastam #coneheads #france #mars-background #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #ufo |
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9,366 | 11/8/2024 | disk full pants: DOWNLOAD ME
deuce: YOU ARE TOO LARGE TO FIT ON MY THUMB DRIVE
deuce: NO OFFENSE, FATASS |
#a-love-story #computers #deuce-pants #download #drunk-deuce #fatness #fed-up-pants #lavender-background #software #usb |
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9,367 | 11/9/2024 | putter about pants: WHO WANTS TO PUTTER AROUND WITH MY BALLS
pants: THIS COULD BE YOU:
pants: :GOLFER::SKIN-TONE-2: |
#balls #coy-pants #double-entendre #emoji #golf #green-background #no-title-card #pants-solo #sfw |
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9,368 | 11/10/2024 | great news indeed spigot: GREAT NEWS EVERYONE, YOU CAN NOW SELECT WHETHER YOU WANT YOUR CAM WHORES NUDE OR CLOTHED, AND IF YOU'D LIKE TO SEE MEN ALSO (CHECKED ON BY DEFAULT) AND WE REMOVED TAGS AND CATEGORIES AND THE DEFAULT VIEW WILL BE WHAT TOTAL STRANGERS LIKE |
#camwhores #enshittification #photo-background #porn #single-panel #spigot-solo #wood-panel-background |
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9,369 | 11/11/2024 | annie hall pants: BOY THE PENISES AT THIS PLACE ARE REALLY TERRIBLE
spigot: AND SUCH SMALL PORTIONS |
#annie-hall #no-title-card #pants-spigot #penis #urinal-background #woody-allen |
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9,370 | 11/12/2024 | word on the street spigot: T PANTS I'VE HEARD DANCING CAN LEAD TO DRINKING
pants: AND COCKSUCKING
pants: S-SO I'VE HEARD |
#cocksucking #coy-pants #dancing #drinking #no-title-card #pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,371 | 11/13/2024 | heart spigot: JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW I'M THINKING OF YOU AND I'M GLAD WE'RE FRIENDS
pants: :HEARTS:
spigot: SIR THE REACTION EMOJI IS LITERALLY A BIG FAT FUCK YOU |
#emoji #friendship #fuck-you #okay-pants-face #pants-spigot #woodring-den-background |
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9,372 | 11/14/2024 | under da dome a hip hop opera pants: T SPIGOT DO YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME WE WERE UNDER THE DOME
spigot: PEOPLE KEPT TELLING ME NOT TO LEAN ON THE DOME OR SMUDGE IT LIKE I WAS TOUCHING THEIR MONITOR |
#no-title-card #pants-spigot #sfw #under-the-dome #woodring-room-background |
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9,373 | 11/15/2024 | makin' shit up spigot: MAKING SHIT UP IS 100X MORE SATISFYING THAN MAKING SHIT WORK |
#mountain-background #philosophy #shit #single-panel #spigot-solo #work |
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9,374 | 11/16/2024 | lunchtime pants: WAKE UP AND SMELL THE PANTS
pants: YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO
pants: WHAT'S FOR LUNCH ANYWAY |
#coy-pants #fat #food #hurray-pants #lunch #mousehole #no-title-card #pants-solo #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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9,375 | 11/17/2024 | kings and queens pants: ARE WE JACK OFF KINGS
deuce: QUEENS
pants: COOL |
#a-love-story #angry-panel #huffy-pants #jacking-off #king #masturbation #no-title-card #queen #royalty #somber-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,376 | 11/18/2024 | commerical break spigot: BONEQUEST, TUESDAYS AT 10 ON KBHK TV44 CABLE CHANNEL 12
pants: SPIGOT GETS A VISIT FROM AN OLD ARMY BUDDY. DEUCE IS MOLESTED. (TV-14)
spigot: WHY IS DR. DON ROSE HONKING THAT LADY'S TITS |
#honk #nostalgia #okay-pants-face #pants-spigot #static-background #television #tits |
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9,377 | 11/19/2024 | that voyager episode deuce: REMEMBER THAT VOYAGER EPISODE WHERE TUVOK WAS TRAPPED ON A PLANET WITH SCARED CHILDREN AND IT TURNED OUT THEY WERE OLD PEOPLE ABOUT TO DIE BUT THEIR SPECIES AGES BACKWARDS
pants: WHAT
deuce: I MEAN WHAT
pants: WHAT
deuce: !!!
pants: !!!1 |
#deuce-pants #nerd #no-title-card #okay-pants-face #sfw #space-background #star-trek |
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9,378 | 11/20/2024 | eeeeeeeeeeeeee too cheap to meter deuce: MY URINE IS TRULY TOO CHEAP TO METER
pants: URINE IN GRAMS
deuce: USE WHATEVER UNIT YOU LIKE, KID
pants: WELL IT'S LIQUID SO I WOULD THINK FL OZ
pants: BUT AS LONG AS WE'RE CONSIDERING THE WEIGHT OF THE CONTAINER THAN GRAMS IS FINE
pants: OH GOD YOUR FAT HANDS AROUND MY FAT NECK
deuce: MOST LIQUIDS WHICH ARE JUST WATER PLUS CONTAMINANTS WILL HAVE VERY SIMILAR DENSITIES
deuce: SO THE TWO MEASURES ARE REALLY EUIVALEEEEEEEEEE
deuce: EEEEEEEEEEEEEE FIRE ALARMS
pants: RUNNING TO THE EXIT
pants: RUNNING WHEN I SHOULD BE WALKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #fat #fire #starbucks-background #typo #urine |
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9,379 | 11/21/2024 | a polite request pants: PLEASE CHOKE ME
deuce: SCHEDULING AN APPOINTMENT AT THE BIO-REPURPOSING VATS ON YOUR BEHALF |
#choking #gunmetal-background #helldivers-2 #high-res #single-panel |
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9,380 | 11/22/2024 | lunch date spigot: T DEUCE SHOULD WE DO LUNCH AT TGI FRIDAYS OR POV JUGGFUCKERS
deuce: WHY NOT BOTH |
#deuce-spigot #food #mountain-background #porn #single-panel |
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9,381 | 11/23/2024 | microplastics spigot: HOO BOY WHAT AM I GONNA DO ABOUT ALL THESE MICROPLASTICS IN MY OCEANS AND BALLS |
#blue-background #nuts-of-spigot #pollution #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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9,382 | 11/24/2024 | connection closed pants: ```CONNECTION CLOSED BY FOREIGN HOST```
spigot: ARE YOU SAD THAT I'M MINDLESS BETA GOONBOT WHO NEEDS TO EMPTY MY WALLET
spigot: HOW IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE FOR SOMETHING AS COOL AS BEATING OFF TO GET DUMBER AND STUPIDER AND LAMER
spigot: EITHER YOU DO OR DO NOT DARE ME TO LAY MY PENIS ATOP MY MACINTOSH |
#beating-off #computers #macintosh #masturbation #pants-spigot #penis #urinal-background |
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9,383 | 11/25/2024 | distilled, potable, purified, filtered, deionized spigot: TOOTHLESS, EUNUCHED WEB COMICS
spigot: ONLY THE FINEST DISTILLED, POTABLE, PURIFIED, FILTERED, DEIONIZED, SPARKLING ARTESIAN SPRING MINERAL WATER TO CLEAN THE JIZZ OFF MY DESK
pants: ALMOST 9AM AND I ONLY HAVE 9,000 CALORIES LEFT FOR THE DAY
spigot: UNLESS YOU GO BACK TO SLEEP AND WAKE UP AGAIN |
#gluttony #jizz #jizzmop #mineral-water #no-title-card #pants-spigot #sleep #spigot-shrug #webcomic #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,384 | 11/26/2024 | before i have sex spigot: BEFORE I HAVE SEX I PREPARE THE INSTALLSHIELD WIZARD |
#installshield #no-title-card #sex #single-panel #software #space-background #spigot-solo |
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9,385 | 11/27/2024 | here pants: THE NEW TOM HANKS MOVIE COULD ONLY AFFORD ONE CAMERA AND ONE TRIPOD |
#mountain-background #movies #pants #pants-solo #sfw #single-panel #tom-hanks #tripod |
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9,386 | 11/28/2024 | i want to believe spigot: WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THEY LICK DICK . . . . . . .
spigot: BELIEVE THEM |
#dicklicking #no-title-card #spigot-solo #starbucks-background |
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9,387 | 11/29/2024 | character study deuce: HI STUPIDS AND STUPIDETTES
pants: BARF ON MY COCK OR DIE TRYING
spigot: GIVE THE GIFT OF FARTS |
#deuce-pants-spigot #die-trying #farts #roman-shower #stupid #vomit #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,388 | 11/30/2024 | be honest spigot: WHICH WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE IN YOUR MOUTH: MY PENIS OR A PANERA BREAD CIABATTA DIPPER |
#food #mountain-background #panera #penis #penis-of-spigot #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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9,389 | 12/1/2024 | dis clai mer spigot: I REMIND YOU THAT THE CIABATTA DIPPER REQUIRES A CIABATTA DIAPER |
#diaper #food #mountain-background #panera #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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9,390 | 12/2/2024 | influencer, thought leader deuce: I THINK OF MYSELF MORE AS AN `INFLUENCER` RATHER THAN A _THOUGHT LEADER_ |
#brown-text #deuce-solo #internet #red-text #sfw #single-panel #urinal-background |
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9,391 | 12/3/2024 | talking over each other pants: TEACH ME TO JACK OFF
deuce: YOU WILL NEVER LEARN
deuce: BUT WE'LL GIVE IT THE OLD COLLEGE TRY
deuce: IN ORDER TO PROPERLY BEAT OFF, YOU MUST LEARN TO BEAT OFF OTHERS
deuce: AND YOU NEED LOTS AND LOTS OF PRACTICE
pants: TEACH ME TO PISS ALSO
deuce: THAT CANNOT BE TAUGHT
pants: PISSING ANYWAY
deuce: I'M A LOGISTICAL TRAIN
deuce: RIDE ME |
#deuce-pants #education #jacking-off #minecraft-background #piss |
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9,392 | 12/4/2024 | and how pants: TAPPING THE DICK WITH A PENCIL
pants: TO TEST IF IT IS A LOAD-BEARING DICK |
#dicks #engineering #mountain-background #no-title-card #pants-solo |
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9,393 | 12/5/2024 | punching them deuce: ARE YOUR BALLS SHRINKING OR GROWING OR STAYING THE SAME SIZE
pants: DURING THE WINTER THEY ARE LARGE (ENGORGED WITH PISS) BUT IN THE SUMMER THEY EXPAND SO LARGE THEY PULL THE EARTH THROUGH THE SOLAR SYSTEM
deuce: AND THE CENTRAL PRESSURE IS HIGH ENOUGH TO BRIEFLY FUSE DEUTERIUM
deuce: YOUR BALLS ARE A FAILED STAR
deuce: WELL, TWO FAILED STARS
pants: PUNCHING THEM |
#astronomy #deuce-pants #nuts-of-pants #physics #piss #punching #space-background |
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9,394 | 12/6/2024 | i'm leaving pants: I'M LEAVING TO GO LIVE WITH THE MOLE PEOPLE
pants: IT'S A LIFE OF EATING ROOTS AND GRUBS FOR ME
pants: A WORLD OF ADVENTURE IN THE UNDERGROUND AWAITS
pants: OKAY BYE
spigot: ARE YOU SERIOUSLY USING AI TO UPSCALE AVA DEVINE |
#ai #deuce-pants-spigot #molemen #mountain-background #porn |
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9,395 | 12/7/2024 | that's not how it's spelled spigot: MORE LIKE THE GA:ZZZ:A STRIP |
#current-events #emoji #sage-background #single-panel #spigot-solo #zzz |
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9,396 | 12/8/2024 | sir spigot: YO YO YO
spigot: CAN YOU LOOK OVER HERE PLEASE FOR ONE SEC SIR
spigot: SIR TALKING TO YOU SIR
spigot: SIR TURNING THE WRONG WAY WITH YOUR ARMS FOLDED SIR
spigot: SIR
spigot: SIRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRR RRRR RRRRRR RRRRRRRR R RRRRRRRRRRR RRRRR HURRRRRR R RRRRRRRR RRRRRR RR RRRR RRRR
pants: OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT
spigot: LOOK HOW UPSIDE-DOWN I AM |
#alley-background #highish-res #king-of-the-hill #modified-character #pants-spigot #sir |