No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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7,591 | 1/1/2020 | let go of the wheel atandt: EVERYONE THINKS I'M STRAIGHT BUT YOU KNOW OTHERWISE
spigot: LET GO OF THE WHEEL
atandt: NOT UNTIL YOU'RE GAY WITH KISSES
spigot: SFX: TIRES |
atandt spigot |
#ants #atandt-spigot #jean-charles #kisses #not-gay #sfx #spigot-points |
|
7,592 | 1/2/2020 | time for pong spigot: okay time for pong
spigot: missed
spigot: can somebody reboot pong |
spigot |
#black-background #bonequest-hi-fi #deja-vu #irc #non-comic-chat-comic #pong #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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7,593 | 1/3/2020 | ONE VERY DISGRUNTLED CRICKET pants: chirp
pants: chirp
pants: cocks |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #cocks #cricket #mollusk #pants-solo #wiener #woodring-field-background |
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7,594 | 1/4/2020 | don't let him pants: DON'T LET HIM SLEEP ON HIS BACK
bung: UNLESS.....
deuce: HE WILL SUFFOCATE FROM THE POKES AND CHOKES |
bung deuce pants |
#bung-deuce-pants #choking #naked #nude #poking #poking-and-choking #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background |
|
7,595 | 1/5/2020 | what do i do what do i do deuce: I have to pee
deuce: what do I do what do I do
spigot: i'm worried if the buy now button isn't a .swf people won't know to click on it |
deuce spigot |
#black-background #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #flash #pee #programming #repetition #sfw #thought |
|
7,596 | 1/6/2020 | some advice spigot: if you're going to suck dick all day don't fill up on bread |
spigot |
#bread #cocksucking #dicklicking #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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7,597 | 1/7/2020 | if i could spigot: if i could do it all over again
spigot: it'd do it all over your face
spigot: again |
spigot |
#facial #frog #frogtips #spigot-solo #typo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,598 | 1/8/2020 | deal with it spigot: you just don't get it, do you? i vape.
spigot: i vape and i suck dick and i'm a fucking retard
spigot: (deal with it)
spigot: *** vapes *** |
spigot |
#asterisks #bonequest-hi-fi #cocksucking #dick #retard #spigot-solo #suck #vape #vaping #woodring-room-background |
|
7,599 | 1/9/2020 | flashlight effigy: THAT'S NO FLASHLIGHT
spigot: as a trans woman, |
effigy spigot |
#effigy #effigy-spigot #flashlight #single-panel #spigot #trans #trans-woman #urinal-background |
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7,600 | 1/10/2020 | beware the c.s.u. spigot: cigar shaped ufo |
spigot |
#armando #comic-chat #mountain-background #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #ufo |
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7,601 | 1/11/2020 | with my dong and your bong spigot: with my dong and your bong we'd be invincible
spigot: intermittent fasting while dicklicking?
spigot: put your shirt back on |
spigot |
#bong #dicklicking #dong #handjob #homeless #intermittent-fasting #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
7,602 | 1/12/2020 | a dick in each hand spigot: a dick in each hand, a cock in my mouth and a big dumb dong stuffed up my rear end
spigot: half-life 4 confirmed |
spigot |
#cock #dick #dong #dumb-dong #half-life #spigot-solo #video-games #woodring-room-background |
|
7,603 | 1/13/2020 | bonequest annual report 2020 deuce: happy new year, every oneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
deuce: (overly loud 400 Hz middle A sine wave) (garbled talking) (static) |
deuce |
#annual-report #bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-solo #dick #drunk-deuce #macintosh #new-years-eve #teal-background |
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7,604 | 1/14/2020 | gotta be effigy: WHAT DO I NOT HAVE THAT I NEED TO GET to sate my consumerism ?
pants: grindr
pants: totally assuming you can also order hoagies or subs with the same app
deuce: gotta be |
deuce effigy pants |
#app #ass #consumerism #deuce-effigy-pants #food #grindr #sandwiches #white-background |
|
7,605 | 1/15/2020 | literally that yes pants: literally slobbering over the knob
deuce: handkerchief daintily to corners of mouth, then back to it |
deuce pants |
#black-background #cocksucking #deuce-pants #high-res #knob-slobbering |
|
7,606 | 1/16/2020 | gender reveal spigot: this gender reveal is just you doing poos on my face
spigot: plus you're on a ladder so they really land with a plap
spigot: .
spigot: .
spigot: .
spigot: .
spigot: .
spigot: plap |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #plap #poo #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,607 | 1/17/2020 | oh mercy pants: oh mercy
pants: which one of you strapping young bucks will catch my fall
pants: feelin' chunky |
pants |
#chunky #coy-pants #fatness #pants-solo #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,608 | 1/18/2020 | unironically based and redpilled spigot: rod & gun club
spigot: folks, i'm unironically based and redpilled like the plebs on plebbit
spigot: more like ghirardelli squirts |
spigot |
#4chan #folks #funloving-nonsense #ghirardelli #mountain-background #sfw #spigot-solo |
|
7,609 | 1/19/2020 | the director's cut pants: maybe you could come down and de-rust my table saw sometime honey
deuce: do you use spit to do that because I have spit
pants: maybe for the director's cut |
deuce pants |
#america #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #sfw #spit #woodring-field-background |
|
7,610 | 1/20/2020 | hacking the mainframe spigot: hacking the mainframe so sockington can finally say the n word |
spigot |
#hacking #n-word #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,611 | 1/21/2020 | beatoff material / jackoff material pants: am i beatoff material
deuce: you're in the running, you're a contender
pants: so there's a chance
pants: let me re-phrase: am i jackoff material
deuce: THE ANSWER STANDS |
deuce pants |
#beat-off #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #jackoff #masturbation #porn #sexy #woodring-field-background |
|
7,612 | 1/22/2020 | p.e.e. spigot: premature ejaculation encouragement
pants: huhhhhhhhhhhhhh burgers |
pants spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #brothers #burgers #encouragement #family #grey-background #hhhhh #jizz #pants-spigot #premature-ejaculation #sisters |
|
7,613 | 1/23/2020 | give examples first pants: do u want to see nude pix of me doing nude things
deuce: give examples first
pants: uh you know like uh
pants: using norton disk doctor
deuce: hot |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #disk-doctor #fag #ghetto-u #norton #nude #pix #urinal-background |
|
7,614 | 1/24/2020 | splish splash spigot: splish splash / i was sucking a dick |
spigot |
#cocksucking #dick #singing #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,615 | 1/25/2020 | what about the dots spigot: ..............+++++++++++++++
spigot: i put penis on keys (is why so long) all the pluses are from ladies
pants: what about the dots
spigot: you are under arrest |
pants spigot |
#arrest #coy-pants #dick #dick-measuring #keyboard #millers-crossing #pants-spigot #urinal-background |
|
7,616 | 1/26/2020 | i hear they are not good deuce: you know what
deuce: modern Triscuits suck cock
spigot: i hear they are not good
deuce: they are not |
deuce spigot |
#cock #deuce-spigot #food #triscuits #woodring-field-background |
|
7,617 | 1/27/2020 | of course you are deuce: I'M NOT LISTENING
pants: of course you are, don't be silly |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #listening #sfw #urinal-background |
|
7,618 | 1/28/2020 | a plastic bag of hospital urine spigot: when people are at a party drinking wine in a box i take it out of the box so they have to refill their glasses by squeezing a plastic bag of hospital urine |
spigot |
#franzia #party #spigot-solo #suck #urine #wine #woodring-room-background |
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7,619 | 1/29/2020 | 1,000 popes spigot: if i had two popes i'd probably leave one at work just to have it there
pants: and I hope the popes are represented by people of color who are also queer or trans allies
spigot: or leave one in the car
pants: hope rhymes with pope
spigot: can we make it three popes
pants: anime with gay |
pants spigot |
#anime #gay #k-mart #pants-spigot #poc #pope #spigot-points #the-two-popes #title-mismatch #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,620 | 1/30/2020 | more of a gift bag pants: work the program (the program is my dick/balls combo)
deuce: your package, as it were
deuce: so to speak
deuce: so-called
pants: to be fair it's more of a gift bag |
deuce pants |
#balls #deuce-pants #dick #dick-balls-combo #gift-bag #jean-charles #package #so-called #woodring-room-background |
|
7,621 | 1/31/2020 | talking to you like a man spigot: past a certain age a man without a dong in his mouth can be a bad thing |
spigot |
#cocksucking #dong #spigot-solo #true-detective #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,622 | 2/1/2020 | you're doing it wrong deuce: I'm a sex goddess
pants: praying at your altar
deuce: you're doing it wrong
pants: i know
pants: that's my kink |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #kink #sex-goddess #woodring-field-background |
|
7,623 | 2/2/2020 | let's fist again pants: piss on me please
deuce: I counter with an offer of a fistfuck
deuce: wait how about this:
deuce: I punch you in the balls and you let me
effigy: ya, fuck that boomer shit, let's fistfuck |
deuce effigy pants |
#balls #boomers #chubby-checker #deuce-effigy-pants #fisting #greatest-generation #piss #woodring-room-background |
|
7,624 | 2/3/2020 | web comics spigot: hey google: web comics
spigot: did you mean stick figures with down syndrome |
spigot |
#did-you-mean #down-syndrome #mousehole #spigot-solo #webcomics #xkcd |
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7,625 | 2/4/2020 | cocksucking in the data center.wav pants: i am the beatoff queen
deuce: confined to the beatoff pen
pants: cocksucking in the data center.wav |
deuce pants |
#beatoff #cocksucking #datacenter #deuce-pants #filename #queen #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
|
7,626 | 2/5/2020 | another bug hunt pants: why did the marines in aliens ask if it was "another bug hunt" have they dealt with bugs before
deuce: the implication is clearly yes |
deuce pants |
#aliens #bug-hunt #bugs #deuce-pants #implication #movies #quote #science #sfw #space-nuts-background |
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7,627 | 2/6/2020 | apple walnut loaf spigot: apple walnut loaf ??? thank you so much !!!!
spigot: ***thonk*** garbage can
spigot: rainforest prune crisps with real flax seeds ??? awesome
spigot: thonk
spigot: cranberry oat bars ???
spigot: apricot pecan shortbread ????
spigot: plum raisin scones with orange peel marmalade ???
spigot: thonk thonk thonk
spigot: let's all squeeze in for a quick photo
spigot: blam blam blam
spigot: literally fucking die |
spigot |
#asterisks #baked-goods #garbage #kibble #mousehole #photo #snacks #spigot-solo #ungrateful #violence #violent-disapproval #woodring-room-background |
|
7,628 | 2/7/2020 | @!#?@! spigot: i'll bet at chevron q*bert pumps gas with his mouth and then pulls out and sprays gas all over the car |
spigot |
#car #chevron #gas #lowercase #nonstandard-title-panel #qbert #sfw #spigot-solo #video-games #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,629 | 2/8/2020 | up the skirt and down the blouse spigot: schrodinger's cam
spigot: simultaneously up the skirt and down the blouse |
spigot |
#camwhores #drugs #marijuana #schrodinger #spigot-solo #upskirt #urinal-background |
|
7,630 | 2/9/2020 | new gags pants: sitting in the dark, daring you to beat me off
deuce: you need some new gags
pants: no i don't think i do |
deuce pants |
#beating-off #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #incest #mountain-background |
|
7,631 | 2/10/2020 | officially fat deuce: I am officially fat
deuce: no clothes fit well, I constantly feel uncomfortable
deuce: welp, better eat something |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #fat #fatness #retard #urinal-background #welp |
|
7,632 | 2/11/2020 | time to science spigot: time to ***science*** the shit outta this!!!!!!!!
spigot: i turned mars into a penis pump |
spigot |
#asterisks #bonequest-hi-fi #breaking-bad #caption #doctor-manhattan #mars #penis-pump #rapekit #red-background #science #spigot-solo #the-martian #watchmen |
|
7,633 | 2/12/2020 | hardware deuce: I would just like to say for the record that grand theft auto's portrayal of the US Army deployed on US soil is unrealistic because that would violate posse commitatus
pants: putting on my goggles, going out into the nuclear zone (i'm in an 1980s post-apocalyptic movie) |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #correction #deuce-pants #grand-theft-auto #law #legal #neon-grid-background #posse-comitatus #sfw #us-army #video-games |
|
7,634 | 2/13/2020 | dateline hollywood spigot: dateline hollywood: i'm in talks to lick dick |
spigot |
#dicklicking #dicks #gay #hollywood #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,635 | 2/14/2020 | cosmic encounter deuce: t pants let's start doing a board game night
deuce: but we'll play nothing but Cosmic Encounter and then engage in a murder-suicide pact
pants: are you ready to butthole
deuce: is the verb to butthole transitive or intransitive
deuce: I'll wait for the answer right here
pants: we'll be right back after these messages
pants: and we're back |
deuce pants |
#board-game #butthole #canon #commercial-break #cosmic-encounter #deuce-pants #grammar #murder-suicide #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,636 | 2/15/2020 | back on the street spigot: how about 21 pump street where i give you 21 pumps and you're back on the street |
spigot |
#21-jump-street #mousehole #prostitute #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
7,637 | 2/16/2020 | all out deuce: drinking snakebites, eating turkey & pastrami sandwiches, and sucking dick
deuce: and I'm all out of dicks to suck |
deuce |
#alcohol #cocksucking #deuce-solo #dicks #drunk-deuce #mountain-background #pastrami #snakebite |
|
7,638 | 2/17/2020 | the right room all along pants: suck them all off
pants: sorry wrong window
pants: totally suck them
pants: why won't this thing switch chat rooms
pants: oh!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: this was the right room all along:
pants: suck them |
pants |
#chat #cocksucking #coy-pants #pants-solo #suicide #weird-pants-face #white-background #wrong-window |
|
7,639 | 2/18/2020 | wearing a mumu to work spigot: marriage is between a dong and a bong
pants: and then getting your dong stuck in the bong, wearing a mumu to work, hoping nobody notices the bong dragging around |
pants spigot |
#blue-background #bong #dong #dongwear #marijuana #marriage #mumu #muumuu #pants-spigot #typo |
|
7,640 | 2/19/2020 | but also thinking spigot: sucking ten dicks but also thinking this could have been an email |
spigot |
#cocksucking #dicks #spigot-solo #white-background |
|
7,641 | 2/20/2020 | it's the equivalent spigot: a dong in my mouth
spigot: i'm told it's the equivalent of a chest x-ray |
spigot |
#chest-x-ray #dong #mousehole #radiation #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
7,642 | 2/21/2020 | aerobics dramedy effigy: wait, Animal Crossing is on the Switch?!?!
pants: '80s aerobics dramedy |
effigy pants |
#animal-crossing #editor #editors-note #mousehole #nintendo-switch #pants-effigy #single-panel #woodring-room-background |
|
7,643 | 2/22/2020 | they're all right there spigot: please stop asking which folder contains blacked waifus
spigot: they're all right there on the desktop |
spigot |
#autistic #black-background #blacked #porn #spigot-solo #waifu |
|
7,644 | 2/23/2020 | checks phone deuce: WELCOME TO (checks phone) SAN JOSE
effigy: IS THAT THE ROSICRUCIAN MUSEUM???
deuce: WHO GIVES A SHIT |
deuce effigy |
#bay-area #deuce-effigy #drunk-deuce #rosicrucian #san-jose #woodring-field-background |
|
7,645 | 2/24/2020 | dance for me deuce: DANCE FOR ME
pants: i have no formal training, this is only a ritual i've seen performed from a distance
pants: what i'm saying is that you need to set your expectations appropriately |
deuce pants |
#dance #deuce-pants #expectations #spurt #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,646 | 2/25/2020 | straight to your heart spigot: a love letter to dicklicking |
spigot |
#dicklicking #high-res #love-letter #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
7,647 | 2/26/2020 | no idea that was a thing spigot: the jerkoff instructions you shared were super helpful, thank you
spigot: i'd been jerking ***on*** this whole time
spigot: plus i wasn't touching my penis, had no idea that was a thing |
deuce spigot |
#asterisks #bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #jerking #jerkoff #joi #penis #urinal-background |
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7,648 | 2/27/2020 | beep boop beep boop malfunction spigot: instead of robots there should be blowbots
spigot: beep boop beep boop
spigot: malfunction
spigot: erectile malfunction
spigot: bzzt
spigot: please insert ten thousand dollars
spigot: folks the blowbots are taking our blowjobs |
spigot |
#automation #blowjobs #folks #robot #robots #spigot-solo #url #woodring-field-background |
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7,649 | 2/28/2020 | now you're talking deuce: piss
pants: now you're talking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! about piss |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #exclamation-points #piss #urinal-background |
|
7,650 | 2/29/2020 | every 73 seconds spigot: Every 73 seconds another American is sexually assaulted.
spigot: and boy is my penis ***tired***
spigot: my limp, tube sock penis
spigot: my droopy, argyle mervyn's sweater sleeve penis
spigot: my sad pixar lamp penis
spigot: my miserable lopsided penis customized with glue and glitter and googly eyeballs
spigot: please: one per american |
spigot |
#asterisks #dongwear #erectile-dysfunction #googly-eyes #mervyns #mountain-background #penis #sexual-assault #spigot-solo |
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7,651 | 3/1/2020 | horseplay spigot: horseplay
pants: in the showers |
pants spigot |
#ghost #grey-background #horseplay #pants-spigot #sfw #shower |
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7,652 | 3/2/2020 | m-m-maybe deuce: my name's Hillary Clinton and I put things in my butt
spigot: did she seriously say this
deuce: m-m-maybe |
deuce spigot |
#anal-insertion #butt #deuce-spigot #fake-news #grape-ape #hillary-clinton #woodring-field-background |
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7,653 | 3/3/2020 | needlessly brief with no error handling pants: i'm a small bash script
deuce: I'm invoking you because you have a bangpath and are executable
pants: also i'm needlessly brief and i have no error handling
deuce: chmod +x pants |
deuce pants |
#bash #deuce-pants #lowercase #sfw #unix #woodring-room-background |
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7,654 | 3/4/2020 | how do you know pants: sure it feels good to sleep in and drink a freshly-ground cup of coffee but have you tried cocksucking
pants: well how do you know you wouldn't like it |
pants |
#blue-background #cocksucking #coffee #pants-solo #weird-pants-face |
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7,655 | 3/5/2020 | a beautiful princess deuce: I'm a beautiful princess
deuce: GLHGLHGLGHHLGHLHGLHGHGHGH HORRIBLE ANTIBIOTIC DIARRHEA |
deuce |
#antibiotics #deuce-solo #diarrhea #princess #woodring-field-background |
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7,656 | 3/6/2020 | right out spigot: when they wear condoms it takes me right out of the story |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #condom #porn #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,657 | 3/7/2020 | to the bat cave spigot > the joker is loitering on private property ?????
spigot > understood!!!!
spigot > right away commissioner!!!!
spigot > no you hang up
spigot > no you hang up
spigot > clonk / ba-donk
spigot > to the bat cave!!!!!!!!!!
spigot > (to put on my bat suit)
spigot > my bat underpants
spigot > my bat shirt
spigot > my bat slacks
spigot > my bat sweater
spigot > my bat socks
spigot > my bat shoes
spigot > got my bat keys, my bat wallet, my bat smokes, my bat lighter
spigot > calling a bat uber
spigot > fifteen minutes ?!????????
spigot > to the bat bong !!!!!!!!!
spigot > bllbblblllbblbhlbhl
spigot > COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH GLK GNK COUGH COUGH COUGH OW GOD
spigot > COUGH COUGH COUGH GOD DAMN COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH
spigot > HURRRK HORRRK
spigot > jesus fucking fuck
spigot > toker v joker lol
spigot > nnggg
spigot > zzzzzzz |
spigot |
#batman #bong #clonk-ba-donk #funloving-nonsense #joker #marijuana #nonstandard-title-panel #overlong #physical-comedy #sleep #spigot-solo #steve-miller #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,658 | 3/8/2020 | not great not terrible deuce: THERE WILL NEVER BE A LAST CASE
pants: somebody fucked a monkey
deuce: why is everyone being such a baby it's only killed (looks at paperwork) 3.6 roentgens ... not great, not terrible |
deuce pants |
#aids #angry-panel #cappuccino #chernobyl #clorox #coffee #covid-19 #current-events #deuce-pants #grey-background #huffy-pants #monkey #radiation #science |
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7,659 | 3/9/2020 | an unforgettable luncheon spigot: poking a corn dog through the hole and pulling out just the stick
spigot: an unforgettable luncheon |
spigot |
#corn-dog #glory-hole #principal-skinner #simpsons #spigot-solo #steamed-hams #upskirt #urinal-background |
|
7,660 | 3/10/2020 | on which neighborhood properties spigot: on which neighborhood properties are the prostitutes buried
spigot: give me a rough Zestimate |
spigot |
#mountain-background #prostitute #real-estate #spigot-solo #zillow |
|
7,661 | 3/11/2020 | wasting both of our time pants: stand on my chest as i drown in a puddle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deuce: finding a way to turn your head while I stand here so you at least aspirate some water in the puddle rather than wasting both of our time
pants: pfptfptpfptpft why am i not going into shock blbahblbhlabbllbbl
deuce: this is mostly just inconvenient rather than dangerous: that's what happens when you pay someone incompetent to drown you
pants: maybe try choking me |
deuce pants |
#bonequest-fm #choking #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drowning #drunk-deuce #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,662 | 3/12/2020 | such as myself pants: why do bad things happen to good people like me
pants: sexy, handsome people such as myself |
pants |
#1200-baud #bad-things #coy-pants #handsome #modem #no-carrier #pants-solo #sexy #urinal-background |
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7,663 | 3/13/2020 | pillars of creation spigot: shitting out the pillars of creation
spigot: more like the poollars of creation
spigot: okay they won't go down the toilet
spigot: now the entire universe is flooded
spigot: where's that dipper |
spigot |
#astronomy #big-dipper #cosmology #poop #shit #space-nuts-background #spigot-solo #toilet #universe |
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7,664 | 3/14/2020 | regarding your dong deuce: is your dong woke
pants: it is an ally |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dong #high-res #mountain-background #single-panel #woke |
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7,665 | 3/15/2020 | praise god deuce: if I could be any kind of Zapf I'd be a Dingbat
pants: and i'd chase you around my kitchen with a broom
deuce: as God intended
pants: praise Him |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #bat #broom #flappity-bats #font #god #mousehole #sfw #woodring-room-background #zapf |
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7,666 | 3/16/2020 | who's a dumb dong spigot: hands up who's a dumb dong who takes frequent naps |
spigot |
#black-background #dumb-dong #hands-up #high-res #naps #spigot-solo |
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7,667 | 3/17/2020 | somewhere along the line pants: maybe I just really like clamping things
pants: dicks, tits, balls, doesn't matter to me, it's all going to get clamped somewhere along the line
deuce: einer clampen |
deuce pants |
#bdsm #clamping #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #german #ping #thought #urinal-background #whisper |
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7,668 | 3/18/2020 | not so loud spigot: i ask that you kindly address my neurodiversity
spigot: OW GOD NOT SO LOUD
spigot: STOP
spigot: never mind jesus
spigot: oh there's nobody there |
spigot |
#autism #jesus #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,669 | 3/19/2020 | good hello spigot: yes, good hello i would like to report a coronavirus symptom
spigot: there's a tingling sensation in my erectioNNNNNNNnnnn
spigot: >>> ejaculates <<<
spigot: ha ha you do phone sex
spigot: clonk / ba-donk |
spigot |
#clonk-ba-donk #covid-19 #ejaculate #erection #phone-sex #sandwich #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,670 | 3/20/2020 | devoid of life deuce: NORTH AMERICA IS DEVOID OF LIFE |
deuce |
#black-background #covid-19 #deuce-solo #high-res #north-america #pandemic-2 #plague-inc #sfw #webgame |
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7,671 | 3/21/2020 | cpap machine spigot: do you care if i hook up my CPAP to the blue shock mountain dew slurpee machine |
spigot |
#7-11 #cpap #fatness #kerning #meta #mountain-dew #slurpee #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,672 | 3/22/2020 | two more things deuce: t pants oh, two more things:
spigot: putting 9gag watermarks on holocaust photos
deuce: 1. to handle things I just turned all the bytes to strs as they come in; with UTF-8, it's possible that a UTF-8 Unicode code point will get split up across two chunks and so the conversion will fail, but that would be exceptionally rare so won't interfere with progress for now;
deuce: 2. I noticed that some text you were using with accents (cafe) wasn't showing up correctly in a telnet session (it was getting a bad Unicode symbol meaning it's the wrong encoding), but I didn't investigate; it's possible that you're using Latin-1 instead of UTF-8 (but I didn't check) |
deuce pants spigot |
#9gag #coding #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #holocaust #richie-cordell #tiffany #unicode #urinal-background #utf-8 |
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7,673 | 3/23/2020 | connection closed by foreign host pants: LOBBY
pants: You are in a public restroom. The floor and walls are decorated in tasteful tiles. Smells funny in here. There are stalls to the south, west and east. Hint: Type "quests" to show progress in the game. ** NEW QUEST: LEAVE THE PUBLIC BATHROOM **
pants: Connection closed by foreign host. |
pants |
#bonequest #coy-pants #mud #neon-grid-background #pants-solo #sfw #telnet |
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7,674 | 3/24/2020 | where did our love go spigot: time to drink coffee and eat candy and watch movies all day
spigot: hot tip: reese's "fast break"
spigot: (king size plz) |
spigot |
#candy #coffee #fatness #plz #sfw #spigot-solo #the-supremes #white-background |
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7,675 | 3/25/2020 | a young boy's dream spigot: so that song you wrote about E.T.
spigot: love the energy
spigot: got a few notes
spigot: how about
spigot: instead of "turn on your heart light"
spigot: maybe just "send me your dick pics"
spigot: all those in favor / motion passes / great goodbye
spigot: ring ring
spigot: ring ring
spigot: ring ring
spigot: also we'd like him to collect reese's penises |
spigot |
#candy #cocksucking #dick-pics #et #mousehole #movies #neil-diamond #penis #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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7,676 | 3/26/2020 | we've all got issues deuce: please approve my pull request to lick dick
pants: lgtm
pants: +1 |
deuce pants |
#boner #deuce-pants #dick #dicklicking #git #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,677 | 3/27/2020 | ten more pages spigot: !Pankaja
spigot: !Pankajan
spigot: !Pankajeet
spigot: !Pankhuri
spigot: !Panna
spigot: !Pannalal
spigot: !Panner
spigot: !Panshul
spigot: !Parag
spigot: !Param
spigot: just ten more pages and my filter will be finished |
spigot |
#grey-background #india #jean-charles #out-sourcing #prashant #spam #spigot-solo |
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7,678 | 3/28/2020 | horrible, awful deuce: let's touch dicks
pants: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deuce: just horrible, awful people
pants: okay |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicks #not-gay #woodring-field-background |
|
7,679 | 3/29/2020 | only one way to find out deuce: my cat barfed in my shoe
pants: in or on
deuce: in
deuce: and around
pants: well i guess i can beat off to that, i'm not sure
deuce: only one way to find out!!!
deuce: (slaughter half the native population)
pants: SMALLPOX THE BLANKETS |
deuce pants |
#beating-off #cat #deuce-pants #genocide #tainted-love #vomit #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,680 | 3/30/2020 | too precious deuce: you are die now
pants: but i want to live (forever)
deuce: you are too precious to live forever
pants: well yes but
deuce: also gay
pants: hold on a minute
deuce: up your ass
pants: a goshdarn
deuce: between your cheeks
pants: i am cooperating |
deuce pants |
#ass #bi #deuce-pants #die #gay #woodring-field-background |
|
7,681 | 3/31/2020 | the husband of the manager pants: pinching my wiener until i cry out
effigy: Mmmmm |
effigy pants |
#bdsm #cbt #dump #effigy-pants #mmm #plant #wiener #woodring-field-background |
|
7,682 | 4/1/2020 | lay dormant spigot: folks covid-19 can lay dormant in your rear end for up to ten inches |
spigot |
#anal #covid-19 #dimensional-analysis #folks #mugwump-jizm #naked-lunch #rear-end #spigot-solo #urinal-background #william-burroughs |
|
7,683 | 4/2/2020 | precious oxygen pants: standing on you like a hose
deuce: forcing me to exhale all my precious oxygen
deuce: huhhhhhhhhhhhhhggghg-h (some spit)
pants: putting a kink in you
pants: now you spray sideways |
deuce pants |
#bdsm #boner #deuce-pants #hhhhh #hose #kink #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,684 | 4/3/2020 | if i can't spigot: if i can't touch my face can i touch your boobs |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #boobs #covid-19 #current-events #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
7,685 | 4/4/2020 | fuck yeah (the same) pants: fuck yeah
deuce: the same |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dungeons-and-dragons #white-background |
|
7,686 | 4/5/2020 | fat and bored deuce: well I'm both fat and bored and also just ate!!!
deuce: now I'm considering beating off
deuce: this is our daily standup |
deuce pants spigot |
#agile #beating-off #bored #deuce-pants-spigot #fat #mousehole #spigot-points #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background |
|
7,687 | 4/6/2020 | what's all this now spigot: what's this about a control grope
spigot: how / are ya fixed / for pricks |
spigot |
#fixed-for-pricks #grope #mousehole #pricks #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
7,688 | 4/7/2020 | pump up the volume pants: pump up the volume
pants: pump up the volume
pants: pump up the volume
pants: pump up the volume
pants: pump up the volume
atandt: brothers and sisters
pants: pump up the volume
pants: pump up the volume
pants: pants pants |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #bonequest-hi-fi #coy-pants #jean-charles #marrs #mountain-background #pump-up-the-volume #put-the-needle-on-the-record #repetition #sfw #singing |
|
7,689 | 4/8/2020 | spare me your euphemisms deuce: all I wanted was some corned beef and hard boiled eggs and it turned into The Road
deuce: thinkin' about pizza
spigot: farm fresh aids
deuce: even though I already ate earlier???
spigot: spare me your euphemisms, it's gay conversion camp for daddy's chubby little faggot |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #simpsons #woodring-room-background |
|
7,690 | 4/9/2020 | pascal string deuce: I'm a Pascal string
spigot: crispy . . . . . . . . . . . . .
spigot: (wait for it)
spigot: times two
deuce: fuck my brown ass |
deuce spigot |
#brown-ass #butt-sex #deuce-spigot #fuck #fuck-my-brown-ass #grey-background #pascal #pascal-string #piss #programming #shit |
|
7,691 | 4/10/2020 | slow wifi spigot: i think wifi is slow today cause of all the toilet paper and wet wipes |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #high-res #mousehole #spigot-solo #toilet-paper #wet-wipes #wifi #woodring-room-background |
|
7,692 | 4/11/2020 | fat as fat deuce: fat as fat can be
pants: [minecraft skeleton noises] |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #fat #fatness #minecraft #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,693 | 4/12/2020 | chest pains pants: urrrrk chest pains
pants: no wait these are the usual sunday night chest pains
pants: hi guys
deuce: in the bottom |
deuce pants |
#chest-pains #deuce-pants #mountain-background #penguin |
|
7,694 | 4/13/2020 | planet squirmy dick dick: IF YOU WERE A MOUNTAIN, YOU'D BE MT. REALLY QUEER
dick: IF YOU WERE A PLANET, YOU'D BE PLANET SQUIRMY DICK
dick: IF I WERE A CARTOON CHARACTER, I'D BE BLONDIE BUMSTEAD
deuce: HUNGRY FOR COCK |
deuce dick |
#blondie #cartoons #dagwood #deuce-dick #dick #drunk-deuce #insults #queer #urinal-background |
|
7,695 | 4/14/2020 | i'm not a nerd spigot: i'm not a nerd who washes his hands |
spigot |
#coronavirus #covid-19 #nerd #piss #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
7,696 | 4/15/2020 | fun facts with deuce deuce: ready for some fun facts
deuce: blhablhblhblgab bhlgbuahtlbtulh ablhgblahutbtdlbhtlbuh alhdrlighw4eillk lkf sfl34f hrlshelf k 34ofih 34f 4flkef h34f3 948 klsdf f8 34f 384ofh 34lfkhs890fytwe 9fh43fihofhlsa |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #facts #fun #mountain-background #random #sfw |
|
7,697 | 4/16/2020 | can we talk deuce: CAN WE TALK?
spigot: ABOUT DICK
deuce: THAT'S ALL IT IS WITH YOU |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dick #drunk-deuce #dumb #spigot-points #urinal-background #wiener |
|
7,698 | 4/17/2020 | today's murder trials spigot: today's murder trials are all about boring cell phone towers
spigot: the one time putting your phone down is a good idea and the dipshit just doesn't |
spigot |
#5g #cellphone #murder-trial #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
7,699 | 4/18/2020 | fbi pants: are you really a female body inspector
deuce: well what does my badge say |
deuce pants |
#coy-pants #fbi #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,700 | 4/19/2020 | enough chatter spigot: enough coronavirus chatter, let's talk OLYMPICS !!! |
spigot |
#black-background #coronavirus #covid-19 #current-events #olympics #sfw #spigot-solo |
|
7,701 | 4/20/2020 | such is life pants: love 2 shelter in place
deuce: already beat off once!!
deuce: then I changed the catbox!!!!
pants: hot
deuce: also I took out the trash!!!! and got colorectal cancer
pants: such is life |
deuce pants |
#beating-off #cancer #catbox #covid-19 #deuce-pants #mountain-background |
|
7,702 | 4/21/2020 | how do you know pants: please suck it
deuce: never
pants: how do you know you won't like it till you suck it for 10-20 mins
pants: we can listen to a podcast during |
deuce pants |
#cocksucking #deuce-pants #plant #podcast #woodring-field-background |
|
7,703 | 4/22/2020 | difficult to tinkle spigot: can't wait for corona to be over so i can take these condoms off
spigot: getting difficult to tinkle in this expanding balloon of urine |
spigot |
#bucket #condom #coronavirus #covid-19 #current-events #piss #spigot-solo #tinkle #urine #water-balloon #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,704 | 4/23/2020 | the company of deviants deuce: I'm not sure why we should be so scared about the coefficient of variation??? {{{ STATISTICS JOKE }}}
pants: i do not care for the company of deviants
deuce: WELL YOU HAVE CHOSEN STRANGE FRIENDS THEN |
deuce pants |
#ascii #coy-pants #deuce-pants #deviation #dicks #math #sfw #statistics #woodring-field-background |
|
7,705 | 4/24/2020 | wait stop spigot: wait stop
spigot: do you mean to say i could beat off to premium content
spigot: for free |
spigot |
#beating-off #black-background #marvel #masturbation #paywall #spigot-solo |
|
7,706 | 4/25/2020 | dungeons **and** dragons deuce: You made your saving throw, fag.
pants: You have been killed by a cuddle elf. |
deuce pants |
#cuddle-elf #deuce-pants #dungeons-and-dragons #fag #rpg #white-background |
|
7,707 | 4/26/2020 | a good firearm for a first time owner pants: t deuce do you think this would be a good firearm for a first-time owner
pants: HLAGHULAHGLUAG
deuce: it is classified as a destructive device so you cannot own it legally |
deuce pants |
#barf #cucumber #deuce-pants #firearm #gun #multiple-backgrounds #photo #roman-shower |
|
7,708 | 4/27/2020 | not a big deal spigot: if licking dick is wrong i'll just stop doing it, not a big deal |
spigot |
#dicklicking #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
7,709 | 4/28/2020 | father/daughter pants: who will go to the father/daughter dance with me
deuce: are you the father of the dauggggggggg
pants: i'm uh
pants: well i'm whatever you need me to be
pants: is that a |
deuce pants |
#dance #deuce-pants #incest #sfw #woodring-field-background |
|
7,710 | 4/29/2020 | beatoff sounds, horn honks spigot: workin' on my brand
spigot: loud beatoff sounds and faggoty horn honks |
spigot |
#beating-off #brand #faggoty #honk #sound-effects #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,711 | 4/30/2020 | start the week right pants: filling my top hat with piss |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #grey-background #pants-solo #piss #top-hat |
|
7,712 | 5/1/2020 | still on the clock pants: don't jack me off yet i'm still on the clock
deuce: hard hat, lunch box
pants: i said don't, geeze |
deuce pants spigot |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #gay #hand-job #huffy-pants #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,713 | 5/2/2020 | in fact it's the normal amount pants: MY BOTTOM SURE CAN HOLD A LOT OF POO |
pants |
#alt-text #bottom #butt #high-res #pants-solo #poo #teal-background |
|
7,714 | 5/3/2020 | a scone, a flan spigot: putting my dong in a scone
spigot: putting my dong in a flan
spigot: putting my dong in a crumpet
spigot: the great british beat off |
spigot |
#beating-off #britain #british #crumpet #dong #england #flan #great-british-bake-off #mountain-background #scone #spigot-solo #uk |
|
7,715 | 5/4/2020 | enhance pants: ?
pants: ENHANCE
pants: ?
pants: ENHANCE
pants: ? |
pants |
#blade-runner #bonequest-hi-fi #emoji #enhance #mountain-background #pants-solo #pig #sfw |
|
7,716 | 5/5/2020 | going up stairs deuce: I'm a fat fuck(tm)
pants: do you also get tired performing simple tasks
deuce: carrying slightly heavy things for a few minutes makes my shoulders, arms, and chest hurt and I want to die
pants: you know what the worst thing in the world is????? going up stairs |
deuce pants |
#bohemian-rhapsody #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #fat #fatness #mountain-background #queen #series #trademark #weird-pants-face |
|
7,717 | 5/6/2020 | type iii effigy: I am so fat I have type III diabetes
effigy: my belly precludes me from interacting with my footwear
deuce: standing up after cleaning the catbox makes me wish I'd never been born
pants: oh god bending over is the worst
effigy: when I drop things, I become very deeply angry at myself
deuce: zactly
deuce: how much do I want that thing back
pants: can i pick it up with my toes
deuce: we're not disgusting monkeys so we don't manipulate objects with our feet
effigy: I would pick it up with my toes IF I COULD SEE MY TOES
pants: but what if it fits between my toes and i want it back more than i want to bend over to retrieve it |
deuce effigy pants |
#catbox #deuce-pants-effigy #diabetes #drunk-deuce #fat #fatness #series #sfw #woodring-field-background |
|
7,718 | 5/7/2020 | i like hearing my fat fucking stupid lips yap deuce: HI EVERYBODY
deuce: I'D LIKE TO WALK YOU THROUGH SOME CORONAVIRUS NUMBERS I LOOKED UP BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT AND I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MATH SO I HAVE NO POSSIBLE WAY OF COMMENTING USEFULLY BUT
deuce: I LIKE HEARING MY FAT FUCKING STUPID LIPS YAP |
deuce |
#coronavirus #covid-19 #current-events #deuce-solo #deucegrin #fist #green-background #piss #series |
|
7,719 | 5/8/2020 | dm me spigot: WHEN YOU SAY "DM ME" AM I SUPPOSED TO DIRTPIPE MILKSHAKE YOU
spigot: IS THAT HOW PEOPLE ARE SLIDING INTO YOUR DM'S AND BM'S |
spigot |
#2020s-lingo #anal #dirtpipe-milkshake #mousehole #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
7,720 | 5/9/2020 | saving throw deuce: my level 7 cuddle elf strikes your desalinization plant ... saving throw!!! |
deuce |
#cuddle-elf #deja-vu #deuce-solo #dungeons-and-dragons #funloving-nonsense #sfw #system-ninja #urinal-background |
|
7,721 | 5/10/2020 | hear me out pants: T SPIGOT HEAR ME OUT I'M JUST SAYIN' JUST SPITBALLIN'
pants: BUT WHAT IF WE DID
pants: WAIT FOR IT
pants: SO CLOSE
pants: IMPROV OVER ZOOM |
pants |
#comedy #improv #pants-spigot #sfw #weird-pants-face #white-background #zoom |
|
7,722 | 5/11/2020 | booster seat pants: GONNA NEED A BOOSTER SEAT FOR THIS GLORY HOLE
pants: CAN'T QUITE REACH |
pants |
#glory-hole #pants-solo #urinal-background |
|
7,723 | 5/12/2020 | not heard one spigot: HAVE NOT HEARD ONE SINGLE HEALTH CARE WORKER SAY THANK YOU |
spigot |
#covid-19 #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,724 | 5/13/2020 | can't take any more of this net: REALLY CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE OF THIS LICKING
deuce: T NET OH I THINK YOU CAN
deuce: LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
deuce: LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
deuce: LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
deuce: LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
net: OK A LITTLE MORE THEN |
deuce net |
#blue-background #deuce-net #licking #somber-deuce #thunderdome |
|
7,725 | 5/14/2020 | kitty cat deuce: I'M A KITTY CAT
pants: I WILL PET YOU HARD
deuce: EXCELLENT
pants: YOU STUPID JUNKY WHORE I'LL KILL YOU |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #grey-background #junky-whore #kill #kitty #kitty-cat #rags-to-riches #weird-pants-face #whore |
|
7,726 | 5/15/2020 | god forsaken deuce: WHY DID GOD INVENT SUCH A GODFORSAKEN HOUR OF THE MORNING
pants: THERE IS NO GOD
pants: ONLY KITTY
pants: PRAISE HIM |
deuce pants |
#cats #coy-pants #drunk-deuce #god #kitty #mountain-background #sfw #somber-deuce |
|
7,727 | 5/16/2020 | corn bugles spigot: HOW MANY CORN BUGLES DO YOU THINK I CAN WEAR ON MY PENIS
deuce: OBVIOUSLY JUST THE ONE
spigot: I THINK YOU'RE FORGETTING THEY'RE STACKABLE |
deuce spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #corn-bugles #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #food #mountain-background #somber-deuce #sponsored-content |
|
7,728 | 5/17/2020 | cheese it pants: PISS JUG / HGLUAHLGUHAGLUG
spigot: KEEP IT DOWN
deuce: CHEESE IT! HERE COME THE COPS |
deuce pants spigot |
#behind-the-scenes #cockpit #deuce-pants-spigot #divide-by-zero #error #fiona-apple #piss-jug #police #python #uncategorized-background #white-background |
|
7,729 | 5/17/2020 | the three things you learn online spigot: HONK
spigot: BONK
spigot: YANK |
spigot |
#honk #jean-charles #mountain-background #onomatopoeia #sfw #sound-effects #spigot-solo |
|
7,730 | 5/18/2020 | we're here spigot: WE'RE HERE
spigot: WE'RE QUEER
spigot: DID WE MENTION / THAT WE'RE QUEER
spigot: AS IN STEERS BEERS AND QUEERS
spigot: THERE'S ALSO A SEARS
spigot: SO GLAD STEVE IRWIN IS DEAD |
spigot |
#alt-text #feet-above-floor #jean-charles #mountain-background #queer #revolting-cocks #rhyming #sears #spigot-solo #steve-irwin |
|
7,731 | 5/19/2020 | fud deuce: FUD!!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: *F*EAR*U*NCERTAINY*D*ONGS
spigot: FUD
spigot: #SHEEPLE
pants: FUDDS AND TACTICOOLS
spigot: WHAT IF I WANT TO JERK OFF WITH SPECIFIC, WHITELISTED TEENS |
deuce pants spigot |
#camouflage-background #deuce-pants-spigot #fud #jerkoff #sheeple #teens #typo |
|
7,732 | 5/20/2020 | yoink deuce: I'M HERE, WHAT DO YOU WANT
spigot: CHECK THIS OUT:GONNA PULL MY PANTS DOWN
spigot: * * * YOINK * * *
deuce: THERE'S NOTHING THERE
spigot: YOU DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO VIEW THIS PREMIUM CONTENT |
deuce spigot |
#asterisks #deuce-spigot #drm #drunk-deuce #mountain-background #paywall |
|
7,733 | 5/21/2020 | return of the lobster: MAY I BE EXCUSED
pants: I THOUGHT WE ATE YOU |
pants |
#inebriated-crustacean #pants-solo #single-panel #special-guest #uncredited-character #white-background |
|
7,734 | 5/22/2020 | a ten dollar fig spigot: HERE'S A PLATE OF FUCKING FIGS WE CAN ALL SHARE
spigot: DID YOU NOT WANT YOUR FIG? I NOTICED YOU THREW IT OVER THE FENCE
spigot: THAT WAS A TEN DOLLAR FIG FROM WHOLE FOODS |
spigot |
#fig #food #over-the-fence #sage-background #spigot-solo #whole-foods |
|
7,735 | 5/23/2020 | pure estrogen pants: PISS TESTING RESULTS: ACTUAL URINE
deuce: MY PISS TESTCAME BACK:PURE ESTROGEN |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #estrogen #huffy-pants #pink-background #piss #single-panel #test #urine |
|
7,736 | 5/24/2020 | kids with guns deuce: LET'S PLAY WITH GUNS
pants: BLAM
deuce: BLAM OW BLAM URF BLAM HUHHHH BLEEDING
pants: GET A TAMPON
deuce: BLAM
pants: OKAY SERIOUSLYHOLD ON A MINUTEMY WIENER'S OUT
deuce: SHOULD I TUG ON IT OR SCREAM UNCONTROLLABLY
pants: GET A MOUSETRAP |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #coy-pants #deuce-pants #gorillaz #gun #huffy-pants #mousetrap #wiener #woodring-field-background |
|
7,737 | 5/25/2020 | suckin' it pants: I'M SUCKIN' IT
deuce: MCDONALD'S BRIEF, FAILED SLOGAN
pants: THE SHORT-LIVED SUCKIN' IT CAMPAIGN OF 1982 |
deuce pants |
#advertising #brand-colors #coke #deuce-pants #marketing #mcdonalds #multiple-backgrounds #red-background #yellow-background |
|
7,738 | 5/26/2020 | the noam chomsky rap deuce: MY NAME'S NOAM CHOMSKY / AND I LIKE TO CHOMP |
deuce |
#air-guitar #chomp #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #linguistics #noam-chomsky #sfw #singing #woodring-field-background |
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7,739 | 5/27/2020 | making love spigot: I DON’T LIKE IT, I DON’T APPRECIATE IT AND I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY EVERY NOW AND THEN WHILE BROWSING AROUND PORN SITES I ENCOUNTER THE PHRASE “MAKING LOVE"
spigot: WHAT EVEN IS THAT
deuce: SPITTING AND CHOKING
pants: BACKHANDINGANDBELTHANGING |
deuce pants spigot |
#boner #deuce-pants-spigot #kink #making-love #porn #somber-deuce #yellow-background |
|
7,740 | 5/28/2020 | my condition deuce: PISSY PANTS
net: DO NOT MAKE FUN OF MY CONDITION |
deuce net |
#deuce-net #incontinence #mousehole #panama #piss #plan #wang #woodring-room-background |
|
7,741 | 5/29/2020 | a fun new twist spigot: I KNOW YOU'RE NOT THE BIGGEST FAN OF ANAL SEX
spigot: BUT HAVE YOU TRIED ANAL SEX IN THE >>>>>>>>>> REAR END <<<<<<<<<< ??????????
spigot: IT COULD BE A FUN NEW TWIST ON THINGS |
spigot |
#anal #rear-end #spigot-says #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,742 | 5/30/2020 | what's in it for me deuce: WANA FUK
pants: WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME
deuce: A FUK |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #negotiations #woodring-room-background |
|
7,743 | 5/31/2020 | sometimes net: SOMETIMES WHEN I POO IT FEELS LIKE THE ASSRAPING OF MY LIFE AND THEN OTHER TIMES I DON'T ENJOY IT AT ALL |
net |
#net-solo #poo #poo-background #rape |
|
7,744 | 6/1/2020 | the olden days pants: WOW, THE OLDEN DAYS SURE DID SUCK
deuce: YEP |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #kleenex #nostalgia #spurt #teal-background |
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7,745 | 6/2/2020 | safe at home spigot: HURRRRRRR SAFE AT HOME
deuce: I THREW OUT YOUR GODDAMN BUTT PLUGS |
deuce spigot |
#buttplug #covid-19 #despair-panel #deuce-spigot #dicks #mousehole #social-distancing #tragedy #woodring-room-background |
|
7,746 | 6/3/2020 | 1 newborn baby deuce: HUHHHHHHHHH 1 BACON ULTIMATE CHEESEBURGER + 1 LG. CURLY FRIES = 1 NEWBORN BABY |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #fatness #jack-in-the-box #poo #porn #sienna-background |
|
7,747 | 6/4/2020 | he has left this place spigot: GOD WILL GUIDE
pants: HE HAS LEFT THIS PLACE
pants: THE CHOICE (DRAMATIC PAUSE) (TOILET SOUNDS) IS YOURS
pants: OR I COULD JUST EAT ON THIS SANDWICH FOR A WHILE LONGER |
pants spigot |
#bored-pants #food #god #pants-spigot #pink-background #sandwich #toilet |
|
7,748 | 6/5/2020 | rabbit hole pants: SOMEBODY HAS STUFFED DOGSHIT INTO THE RABBIT HOLE
pants: THERE'S NO ROOM FOR RABBITS
deuce: JEAN-CHARLES THAT IS NOT WHERE THE DOGSHIT GOES |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dogshit #drunk-deuce #jean-charles #mountain-background #rabbit |
|
7,749 | 6/6/2020 | old yeller spigot: YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL ********** WORLDSTAR ********** JUST CAUSE I'M LICKING A DICK |
spigot |
#asterisks #dicklicking #full-metal-jacket #spigot-solo #white-background #worldstarhiphop |
|
7,750 | 6/7/2020 | good morning deuce deuce: I GOTTA SHIT |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #fuck-it #mountain-background #shit |
|
7,751 | 6/8/2020 | loud sigh spigot: SIGH
spigot: SIGH!!!!!!
spigot: SIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: NOBODY CAME TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY |
spigot |
#birthday #jean-charles #sfw #sigh #so-alone #spigot-solo #white-background |
|
7,752 | 6/9/2020 | coffee can pants: BEATING OFF INTO
pants: A COFFEE CAN BECAUSE
pants: EVERYTHING ELSE IS FULL |
pants |
#beating-off #deja-vu #educational #haiku #masturbation #mountain-background #not-actually-a-haiku #pants-solo #pbs #transparency |
|
7,753 | 6/10/2020 | pond snails pants: HEY DO YOU NEED ANY EXTRA POND SNAILS
pants: FOR WHATEVER REASON, NONE OF MY BUSINESS WHAT YOU DO WITH THEM
deuce: NO THANKS I'M GOOD ON THE POND SNAIL FRONT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #sfw #shakespeare #snails #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,754 | 6/11/2020 | fine i'll leave deuce: AD HOC???/ MORE LIKE ADD COCK
deuce: FINE I'LL LEAVE |
deuce |
#cocks #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #rhyming #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,755 | 6/12/2020 | two pizzas spigot: SEE: ONE PIZZA IS FOR ME, THE OTHER PIZZA IS ALSO FOR ME |
spigot |
#bong #grey-background #high-res #pizza #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo |
|
7,756 | 6/13/2020 | the baguette proxy pants: IS THAT A BAGUETTE IN YOUR PANTS OR ARE YOU HAPPY TO SEE ME
deuce: :BAGUETTE_BREAD: |
deuce pants |
#baguette #deuce-pants #emoji #mae-west #red-background |
|
7,757 | 6/14/2020 | hot dogs spigot: H H H H H HOTDOGS ???? HOT DOGS
spigot: HOT / DOGS
spigot: I DON'T WANT TO GET OFF ON A RANT HERE, BUT . . . . . . . . . . .
spigot: **********URK SPLURK**********
spigot: (GOT OFF SORRY) |
spigot |
#asterisks #corndog-background #hotdogs #masturbation #photo #spigot-solo |
|
7,758 | 6/15/2020 | yes, very droll pants: WOULD SIR CARE FOR TEA IN THE VIVARIUM |
pants |
#bored-pants #deuce-pants #english #posh #sfw #tea #vivarium #would-sir |
|
7,759 | 6/16/2020 | sorry for the spam pants: JUST CRAPPED OUT A PERFECT ROUND RIPE TOMATO
pants: JUST POPPED IT RIGHT OUT ONTO THE FLOOR FOR ALL THE WORLD TO NOPE NEVERMIND THAT'S CRAP
pants: SORRY FOR THE SPAM |
pants |
#mountain-background #pants-solo #picture #poo #spam #tomato |
|
7,760 | 6/17/2020 | gaslighting deuce: I LIKE THE WORD _GASLIGHTING_ SO I'M GOING TO USE IT EVERYWHERE
pants: NO YOU’VE NEVER LIKED THAT WORD |
deuce pants |
#alcohol #deuce-pants #gaslighting #mint-background #self-referential #sfw |
|
7,761 | 6/18/2020 | suit of armor deuce: SHOW US YOUR TITS
pants: WEARING A SUIT OF ARMOR, NOT EASY TO FLAP THEM OUT
deuce: DO OR DIE
pants: CLANK CLONK HOLD ON (FOOT STUCK IN WASTEPAPER BASKET) |
deuce pants |
#armor #blue-background #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #physical-comedy #sfx #tits |
|
7,762 | 6/19/2020 | square brackets deuce: ]
deuce: DICKS
spigot: T DEUCE THE DICKS MUST BE ENCLOSED WITH THE SQUARE BRACKETS (THANKS) |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dicks #mountain-background #syntax |
|
7,763 | 6/20/2020 | what a dick pants: HEY
:look: THESE TWO IDIOTS
deuce: WHAT THE HELL
:?: A BUNCH OF FAT SHITS
pants: YEAH IT'S BEEN DOING THAT SINCE YESTERDAY
deuce: RUDE
:hey: BACK I WAS JUST KIDDING AROUNDDON'T LEAVE, FATTIES, LOOK I BROUGHT HAMBURGERS ????? |
deuce pants |
#caption #deuce-pants #emoji #fat #hamburgers #lime-background #narrator |
|
7,764 | 6/21/2020 | talking about your feelings deuce: NUGGGGGGH BEING FORCED INSIDE OUT
spigot: SO YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS FOR ONCE
deuce: MY PROLAPSED FEELINGS |
deuce spigot |
#deja-vu #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #feelings #nuggh #prolapse #somber-deuce #woodring-field-background |
|
7,765 | 6/22/2020 | no disrespect deuce: *SOME* CUMDODGING ALLOWED
spigot: TONY SOPRANOEVALUATING ITON A CASE-BY-CASE BASIS
spigot: FIRST OF ALL, IF YOU'RE DODGING: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THIS BUSINESS
spigot: NO DISRESPECT |
deuce spigot |
#cum #cum-dodging #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #somber-deuce #the-sopranos #woodring-den-background |
|
7,766 | 6/23/2020 | a story older than time deuce: I HAVE A BONER
deuce: WAIT MY BAD IT WAS JUST GAS
pants: A STORY OLDER THAN TIME |
deuce pants |
#blue-background #boner #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #gas |
|
7,767 | 6/24/2020 | invisible bee deuce: WHAT ARE YOU DOING GOOD SIR
pants: UH NOTHING
pants: EATING FRUIT AND MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS
pants: PRACTICING LINES FOR A PLAY
pants: PRETENDING TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK TO SEE WHAT MY FRIENDS WILL DO
pants: TOUCHING MYSELF THROUGH MY JEANS
pants: SWATTING AT AN INVISIBLE BEE
deuce: OH GOD OH GOD IT'S NOT INVISIBLE |
deuce pants |
#bee #boner #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #green-background #huffy-pants #weird-pants-face |
|
7,768 | 6/25/2020 | panned cakes pants: WHO WANTSPANCAKES
spigot: SHUT THEFUCK UP
pants: PAN / CAKESPAN / CAKESPAN / CAKESPAN / CAKES
pants: THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
spigot: HOLDING MY BREATHUNTIL YOU DIE |
pants spigot |
#asphyxiation #feet-above-floor #huffy-pants #mountain-background #pancakes #pants-spigot #repetition |
|
7,769 | 6/26/2020 | dip pants: DROWN ME
deuce: DROWNING YOU, AYE
pants: DROWNING IN PROGRESS (DIP)
pants: BLBLBLBL DROWNING NOISES.WAV
deuce: HUH UH UH BUH |
deuce pants |
#buh #deuce-pants #drowning #drunk-deuce #filename #sfx #white-background |
|
7,770 | 6/27/2020 | frills and flowers pants: :NOTES: ALL DRESSED UP
spigot: WITH BUTTONSAND BOWS :NOTES:
spigot: :NOTES: YOU'RE SUCKINGOUR DICKS
pants: THAT'S JUSTHOW IT GOES :NOTES: |
pants spigot |
#cocksucking #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #emoji #feet-above-floor #mountain-background #rhyming #silent-character #singing |
|
7,771 | 6/28/2020 | carpe spigot: CARPE SUCK IT
spigot: LICK MY DICK
spigot: DOO DAH
spigot: DOO DAH
spigot: KINDA WISH I COULD TALK TO MYSELF IN THE SAME PANEL |
spigot |
#camptown-races #feet-above-floor #french #meta #singing #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
7,772 | 6/29/2020 | baby deuce: THERE'S A BABY GROWING INSIDE ME
deuce: OH, NEVER MIND, IT'S A SHIT |
deuce |
#brown-background #deuce-pants-spigot #pregnancy |
|
7,773 | 6/30/2020 | but soft deuce: BUT SOFT! DOES SURELY MY NEWFOUND POO PRESS AGAINST MY BUMHOLE WITH GREAT ALACRITY
pants: MMM YEAH THAT'S SO UH HOT YEAH IT IS HOT |
deuce pants |
#blue-background #deuce-pants #mmm-yeah-oooh-boy #poo #shakespeare |
|
7,774 | 7/1/2020 | pronoun spigot: THE FUCK IS A PRONOUN |
spigot |
#grammar #mousehole #pronouns #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
7,775 | 7/2/2020 | zoom pants: ARE WE ALL HERE
spigot: SHOULD WE GET STARTED
deuce: AM I ON
spigot: HOW'S MY SOU
deuce: CAN YOU SEE ME OKAY
pants: SHOULD WE WAITA FEW MINS
spigot: TEST TEST HOW MY SOU
pants: AM I FROZENI THINK YOU'RE FROZEN
deuce: MY LAPTOP IS VERY VERY VERY VERYVERY VERY VERY VERYVERY VERY HOT
spigot: OWS M SOU
pants: VIRUSES ARE FAKEAND MASKS ARE GAY |
deuce pants spigot |
#covid-19 #current-events #deuce-pants-spigot #fake-and-gay #multiple-backgrounds #video-call #weird-pants-face #zoom |
|
7,776 | 7/3/2020 | d a f q spigot: PERMISSION TODAFQBOSIDPEIYF
pants: WHAT
spigot: I WOULD LIKE TOD A F Q B S I D P E R I Y FIF YOU PLEASE
pants: >>> ROT 13 <<< D A F Q B S I D P E R I Y F ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
spigot: NO
pants: I RESPECTFULLY GIVE UP
spigot: DO A FEW QUICK BEATOFFS SO I DON'T PREMATURELY EJACULATE RIGHT IN YOUR FACE |
pants spigot |
#acronym #beating-off #mountain-background #pants-spigot #qnsdobfvqcrvls #rot13 |
|
7,777 | 7/4/2020 | that's what makes america great deuce: :AVOCADO:
deuce: PUT YOUR WIENER IN ME
pants: REMOVE THE PIT FIRST
deuce: NOPE
deuce: THAT'S WHAT YOU FUCK
deuce: (FRICTION)
pants: IT'S GONNA GET SLOPPY
deuce: THAT'S WHAT MAKES AMERICA GREAT |
deuce pants |
#4th-of-july #america #angry-panel #avocado #blue-background #brand-colors #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #emoji #huffy-pants #multiple-backgrounds #pepsi #red-background #somber-deuce #usa #wiener |
|
7,778 | 7/5/2020 | they call it cheese dick: THEY CALL IT CHEESE, BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT IT TASTES LIKE |
dick |
#cheese #dick-pants #food #sfw #single-panel #smegma #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,779 | 7/6/2020 | open your golden gate spigot: ? **BRAN** FRAN / CISCO
spigot: LOUD SPLUTTERY SHIT
spigot: ?? **KLAN** FRAN / CISCO
spigot: LONG FLUTTERY ROBES |
spigot |
#emoji #fiber #filler-panel #grey-background #kkk #singing #spigot-solo |
|
7,780 | 7/7/2020 | pygmalion effigy: [C[4~[A[A[A[A[A[A
deuce: SOMEONE TEACH THAT GUY TO FUCKING TALK |
deuce effigy |
#blue-background #caw #crow #deuce-effigy #line-noise #shavian #shaw #single-panel #vt100 |
|
7,781 | 7/8/2020 | boys boys boys boys spigot: BOYS
spigot: BOYS
spigot: BOYS
spigot: BOYS
spigot: BOYS
spigot: BOYS
spigot: BOYS
spigot: BOYS
spigot: BOYS
spigot: BOYS
spigot: BOYS
spigot: BOYS
spigot: BOYS
spigot: BOYS
spigot: BOYS |
spigot |
#boys #repetition #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
7,782 | 7/9/2020 | new haiku format spigot: TAKE A QUICK PIC OF ME IN FRONT OF THIS WALL PAINTED EXACTLY THE COLOR OF A CORN DOG |
spigot |
#corn-dog #corndog-background #high-res #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo |
|
7,783 | 7/10/2020 | a message to the world pants: FROGS LIKE FROG FOOD |
pants |
#dick #food #frog #lamb #pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
7,784 | 7/11/2020 | shush deuce: I RESPECT YOU AS A THING THAT I WISH TO FUCK
pants: SO AN OBJECT
deuce: SHUSH, THING I WISH TO FUCK |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #mountain-background #objectification |
|
7,785 | 7/12/2020 | a tiresome walk-on spigot: A TIRESOME WALK-ON FROM RACQUEL DARIAN ALL BUT CONFIRMS THIS FEATURE SHOULD BE TITLED CURSE . . . OF THE FAT WOMAN
deuce: THAT IS JUST CRUEL
deuce: OH WAIT THERE'S HER HUSBAND ? |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #emoji #fatness #porn #racquel-darian #white-background |
|
7,786 | 7/13/2020 | ***people*** spigot: I MISS ACTUALLYHANGING OUT WITH****PEOPLE**** SAID ONLY FAGS |
spigot |
#asterisks #covid-19 #fags #social-distancing #spigot-solo #woodring-den-background |
|
7,787 | 7/14/2020 | jumbo-sized pants: ?????? ??????
pants: THESE ARE ANIMALS I WANNA FUCK |
pants |
#bestiality #emoji #fun-with-wildlife #mountain-background #pants-solo #wanna-fuck #zoophilia |
|
7,788 | 7/15/2020 | flipper baby deuce pants: NEVER FORGET FLIPPER BABY DEUCE (AS SEEN IN THE COMIC CHAT ABOUT BOX)
deuce: FORGOTTEN |
deuce pants |
#about #comic-chat #deuce-pants #goomba-deuce #meta #sfw #woodring-field-background |
|
7,789 | 7/16/2020 | over here spigot: WILL U ACCEPTTHIS ROSE
spigot: :ROSE:
spigot: I'M OVER HERESTUPID
deuce: :ROSE:
spigot: THAT WAS A GAY TRAP FOR GAY TRAPS PROVING GAYS AND TRAPS CAN WORK TOGETHER |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #emoji #feet-above-floor #gay #ghetto-u #trans #traps #woodring-den-background |
|
7,790 | 7/17/2020 | yaml file deuce: I'M A YAML FILE
deuce: LAUGH AT ME
pants: :SALUTE:
deuce: I SAID LAUGH AT ME |
deuce pants |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #laughter #minecraft-background #programming |
|
7,791 | 7/18/2020 | headlines spigot: FATHER OF SLAINSIX YEAR OLD SPEAKS OUT
spigot: BABA BOOEY BABA BOOEYHOWARD STERN'S PENIS
spigot: IF YOU VACCINATEAN AUTISTIC CHILDIT PUTS HIM OR HERIN A SPECIAL SECRETVIDEO GAME MODE |
spigot |
#autism #howard-stern #lag #mousehole #multiple-backgrounds #spigot-solo #vaccination #vaccine #video-games |
|
7,792 | 7/19/2020 | please execute me pants: PLEASE PISS ON ME
deuce: WHAT WILL I GET IN RETURN FOR THE AFOREMENTIONED PISS
deuce: I MEAN I GET A LOT OF OFFERS; WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO FOR ME
deuce: PLEASE EXECUTE ME
pants: UP AGAINST THE WALL |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #execution #feet-above-floor #mountain-background #negotiations #piss #rendering-glitch |
|
7,793 | 7/20/2020 | why indeed spigot: WHY DOES EVERYTHING IN THIS HOUSE SMELL LIKE COCAINE
spigot: WAIT A MI |
spigot |
#cocaine #drugs #mousehole #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
7,794 | 7/21/2020 | give it a little kiss deuce: GO FUCK YOURSELF
pants: TSK
pants: LOVING IT
pants: BARF ON IT
pants: MAYBE GIVE IT A LITTLE KISS
pants: FOR GOOD LUCK
deuce: WHAT DID I JUST SAY |
deuce pants |
#bored-pants #coy-pants #deuce-pants #feet-above-floor #fetish #go-fuck-yourself #mountain-background #tsk #vomit |
|
7,795 | 7/22/2020 | that would be cool i guess spigot: I'M A VAMPIRE
deuce: ME TOO
spigot: WE CAN BE FAGGOTS
deuce: OKAY THAT WOULD BE COOL I GUESS
spigot: LOVE
deuce: GLUG |
deuce spigot |
#deja-vu #glug #love #somber-deuce #teal-background #vampire #viscera |
|
7,796 | 7/23/2020 | tiger net: ROAR
net: I'M A TIGER
deuce: I'M A TIGER SHARK
net: ALL STRIPEDY AND ORANGE
deuce: (I SUCK DICK) |
deuce net |
#deuce-net #drunk-deuce #furries #mousehole #sfx #stripey #woodring-room-background |
|
7,797 | 7/24/2020 | pass spigot: folks: when i say i need to "pass" on a meeting, it's not an invitation to reschedule the meeting |
spigot |
#folks #meeting #sfw #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
7,798 | 7/25/2020 | the succ deuce: T PANTS IN MATHEMATICS THE SUCCESSOR OPERATION IS NAMED `SUCC`
effigy: WHAT ARE FACTORIALS CALLED???
pants: FACC |
deuce effigy pants |
#coy-pants #deuce-effigy-pants #education #math #white-background |
|
7,799 | 7/26/2020 | bane spigot: WHY IS EVERYONE TRYING TO BE BANE |
spigot |
#bane #batman #covid-19 #feet-above-floor #mask #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-den-background |
|
7,800 | 7/27/2020 | lean and mean pants: COCKS
pants: THEY'RE LEAN AND THEY'RE MEAN
pants: ALSO THEY'RE UGLY AND STEAL BOOKS FROM THE LIBRARY |
pants |
#cocks #library #lorem-ipsum #pants-solo #theft #yellow-background |
|
7,801 | 7/28/2020 | the cost of the frogs goes up with each retelling of the story spigot: THE FIVE DOLLAR FROG ATE THE THIRTY DOLLAR FROG |
spigot |
#frog #jean-charles #pants-spigot #sfw #single-panel #swamp-background |
|
7,802 | 7/29/2020 | 2 wishes left pants: FARTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deuce: NEVER
pants: I WANT TO DIE
deuce: I DO NOT WANT YOU TO DIE
pants: YOU HAVE 2 WISHES LEFT
deuce: FUCK |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #farts #genie #jean-charles #trick #wishes #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,803 | 7/30/2020 | classic sara lee commercial |
spigot |
#commercial #green-background #high-res #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #youtube |
|
7,804 | 7/31/2020 | my girlfriend spigot: ! !! ! ! JEAN-CHARLES ! ! !! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
spigot: MY GIRLFRIEND IS PREGNANT WITH TWINS AND YOU HAVE LITTERED THE ENTIRE SPIRAL STAIRCASE WITH BANANA PEELS ! ! ! !! !
spigot: ACTUALLY GOOD WORK TODAY, NVM |
spigot |
#banana-peels #feet-above-floor #jean-charles #miscarriage #pregnancy #spigot-solo #spiral-staircase #woodring-den-background |
|
7,805 | 8/1/2020 | doo dah deuce: :MUSICAL_NOTES: WHO PUTS PEANUTS UP HIS BUTT /I DO / I DO
deuce: ("DOO DAH")
pants: DON’T FEED THE SQUIRRELS |
deuce pants |
#anal-insertion #animals #camptown-races #deuce-pants #emoji #singing #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,806 | 8/2/2020 | flapping, flopping spigot: THPIGOT IS TYPING (FLAPPING, FLOPPY HANDS OVER IMAGINARY PIANO)
pants: (SAD) ALL RIGHT
pants: WHY MUST WE
pants: CAN'T YOU |
pants spigot |
#bonequest #huffy-pants #mock-lisp #pants-spigot #white-background |
|
7,807 | 8/3/2020 | suicide fashion show deuce: SUICIDE VESTS
pants: MAYBE THEY SHOULD TRY A SUICIDE TURTLENECK OR A SUICIDE ASCOT JUST TO MIX IT UP ONCE IN A WHILE
deuce: SUICIDE CAPRI PANTS
pants: WHATEVER MAKES MELOOK SLIM |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #fashion #fatness #mousehole #sfw #suicide #woodring-room-background |
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7,808 | 8/4/2020 | stop laughing spigot: INSTEAD OF LAUGHING AT :POINT-RIGHT: ME :POINT-LEFT: FOR GETTING FAT DURING QUARANTINE
spigot: I'D LIKE TO SEE :POINT-RIGHT: YOU :POINT-LEFT: WALK ONE OR TWO FEET IN MY ORTHOPEDIC LOAFERS LIKE I MANAGE ON A GOOD DAY
spigot: MY GOOGLE TIMELINE SAYS I WENT TO WALGREENS IN FEBRUARY |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #covid-19 #emoji #fatness #feet-above-floor #location-history #sfw #spigot-solo #walgreens #woodring-den-background |
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7,809 | 8/5/2020 | transporter accidents deuce: TOUCHING WANGS
pants: TRANSPORTER ACCIDENTS
deuce: DEFORMED DICKS
pants: SQUIRT THEM WITH LIGHTER FLUID AND BURN THEM DOWN
deuce: HAIRSPRAY AND A LIGHTER
pants: NAPALM STICKS TO LITTLE GIRLS |
deuce pants |
#apricot-background #deuce-pants #napalm #star-trek #vietnam #war-crimes |
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7,810 | 8/6/2020 | shutdown key spigot: ARE WE REALLY STILL MAKING KEYBOARDS WHERE ONE KEY IS SPECIFICALLY FOR SHUTTING DOWN BY ACCIDENT
deuce: THIS IS THEWAY OF THE WORLD
deuce: SAY SOMETHINGDIPSHIT
spigot: WEIGH INWITH YOUR TWO GODDAMN CENTS
deuce: SOUND OFFIN THE COMMENTS
spigot: CAST YOUR VOTE***NOW****
deuce: DO YOU***LITERALLY***SUCK DICKS
spigot: ARE YOU APETER PUFFER
pants: I DON'TUSE COMPUTERS |
deuce pants spigot |
#asterisks #bullying #computer #deuce-pants-spigot #dicksucking #feet-above-floor #full-metal-jacket #keyboard #woodring-den-background |
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7,811 | 8/7/2020 | what god wants spigot: IF GOD WANTED :POINT_RIGHT: :POINT_RIGHT: MEN :POINT_LEFT: :POINT_LEFT:
spigot: TO SUCK :POINT_RIGHT: :POINT_RIGHT: DICKS :POINT_LEFT: :POINT_LEFT:
spigot: HE WOULD HAVE GIVEN THEM :POINT_RIGHT: :POINT_RIGHT: MOUTHS AND DICKS :POINT_LEFT: :POINT_LEFT: |
spigot |
#cocksucking #emoji #god #mousehole #religion #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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7,812 | 8/8/2020 | lawyer jokes spigot: FOLKS WHAT DID ONE LAWYER SAY TO THE OTHER LAYWER
spigot: WE'RE BOTH LAWYERS |
spigot |
#despair-panel #failed-comedy #lawyers #mountain-background #mouth #sfw |
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7,813 | 8/9/2020 | hamburger menu pants: THE HAMBURGER MENU IS MAKING ME HUNGRY |
pants |
#food #hamburger #huffy-pants #pants-solo #sfw #single-panel |
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7,814 | 8/10/2020 | volstead act deuce: I FORMALLY OPPOSE THE VOLSTEAD ACT |
deuce |
#alcohol #deuce-drinks #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #history #mousehole #prohibition #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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7,815 | 8/11/2020 | sorry what spigot: SORRY WHAT
spigot: DO I "STAN"YOUR PENIS
spigot: I MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT
spigot: SAY AGAIN
spigot: OH I'M *** STANDING ***ON YOUR PENIS
spigot: SORRY TO HEAR IT
spigot: I HAVE TO STANDSOMEWHERE |
spigot |
#asterisks #genital-mutilation #spigot-solo #widescreen #woodring-field-background |
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7,816 | 8/12/2020 | rip spigot: i lick dick
spigot: RIP my inbox |
spigot |
#dicklicking #filler-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,817 | 8/13/2020 | your mouth pants: T DEUCE IF YOUR MOUTH WAS A CUNT I’D FUCK IT
pants: HEY YOU KNOW WHAT
deuce: I WOULD LIKE TO GO HOME NOW |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #oral-sex #urinal-background |
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7,818 | 8/14/2020 | the middle of the woods pants: WELP ANYWAY LET'S GO OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WOODS TOGETHER (NO REASON)
pants: C'MON GET IN
deuce: SURELY NOTHINGBAD WILL HAPPEN
deuce: TO EITHER OF US
pants: NOT ON SUCH A SPLENDID DAY SUCH AS TODAY |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #bored-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #foreshadowing #genre-savvy #grabapples #huffy-pants #minecraft-background #sfw #welp |
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7,819 | 8/15/2020 | unwilling to respond spigot: T PANTS ASKING FOR THE LAST TIME SINCE YOU SEEM UNWILLING TO RESPOND: *DO YOU THINK BAILEY JAY HAS GAINED WEIGHT* |
spigot |
#bailey-jay #bored-pants #deja-vu #fatness #mousehole #porn #single-panel #woodring-room-background |
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7,820 | 8/16/2020 | qanon deuce: ARE WE SURE THE Q IN QANON DOESN'T STAND FOR QUEER
pants: THAT WOULD BE HOT |
deuce pants |
#bran-background #bunny #conspiracy #current-events #deuce-pants #orange-background #qanon #title-mismatch |
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7,821 | 8/17/2020 | wrong holiday deuce: SO WHAT'S IT FEEL LIKE TO A BE A YEAR OLDER
deuce: WAIT WRONG HOLIDAY
deuce: WHAT'S IT FEEL LIKE TO COME BACK FROM THE DEAD
deuce: NOPE THAT'S NOT IT EITHER |
deuce |
#alexa #balls #birthday #birthday-strip #blue-background #despair-panel #deuce-solo #easter #sfw #somber-deuce |
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7,822 | 8/18/2020 | happy sad deuce: HAPPY
pants: :SMILEY:
deuce: SAD
pants: :CRY:
deuce: HAPPY
pants: :SMILEY:
deuce: SAD
pants: :CRY:
deuce: HAPPY
pants: :SMILEY:
deuce: GETTING FUCKEDIN THE ASS
deuce: YOU HESITATED
pants: :FRIES: |
deuce pants |
#anal #deuce-pants #emoji #feet-above-floor #fries #woodring-den-background |
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7,823 | 8/19/2020 | sex pest spigot: NO I WILL NOT "MAKE OUT" WITH YOU |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #jean-charles #red-background #sfw #spigot-solo |
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7,824 | 8/20/2020 | can i show you my wienerdog pants: DO WIENERDOGS EVEN HAVE WIENERS
pants: WHAT PART DO I SUCK, THE WIENER PART OR THE WHOLE THING OR
pants: PLEASE SEND THE NATIONAL GUARD |
pants |
#bestiality #dog #huffy-pants #mousehole #national-guard #pants-solo #weird-pants-face #wienerdog #woodring-room-background |
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7,825 | 8/21/2020 | bella bellz spigot: BELLA BELLZ SHOULD JUST CHANGE HER NAME TO COMMAND W
deuce: B-B-BUT SHE'S GOT A BIG B-B-B- NO (FORCIBLY CLOSES WINDOW WITH MALLET)
spigot: OVERRULED (BANGS GAVEL UNTIL CIRCULAR GAVEL SURFACE ROLLS OFF DESK)
deuce: DONGS DONGS DONGS DONGS |
deuce spigot |
#apple #deuce-spigot #deucegrin #diss #dongs #porn #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,826 | 8/22/2020 | under pants deuce: I BOUGHT NEW UNDERWEAR THAT I'M TRYING OUT
pants: HOW’S THAT GOING
deuce: SHOULD I MODEL THEM FOR YOU GUYS :DANCER:
deuce: :FISHING_POLE_AND_FISH:
pants: I CAN ALREADY SEE YOU THROUGH THE VARIOUS SECRET CAMS
deuce: I'M JERKING OFF RIGHT NOW
pants: I KNOW |
deuce pants |
#emoji #huffy-pants #somber-deuce #spycam #turquoise-background #voyeurism #weird-pants-face |
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7,827 | 8/23/2020 | tinnitis deuce: HELLO TINNITIS
pants: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #health #onomatopoeia #sfw #typo #vomit-background |
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7,828 | 8/24/2020 | boys ii men effigy: APPARENTLY THE GROUP "BOYS II MEN" IS NOT A DELIVERY SERVCE |
effigy |
#boyz-ii-men #effigy-solo #gig-economy #music #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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7,829 | 8/25/2020 | ouroboros deuce: I'M TRYING TO SUCK OFF THIS OUROBOROS BUT THERE'S NO PLACETO START ?!?!?!?!?!?!
pants: CHOP OFF THEMIDDLE I GUESS |
deuce pants |
#cocksucking #deuce-pants #herpetology #ouroboros #pants-shrug #woodring-field-background |
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7,830 | 8/26/2020 | down voted spigot: PROBABLY GET DOWNVOTED TO HELL BUT I LICK DICK |
spigot |
#dicklicking #mousehole #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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7,831 | 8/27/2020 | monads pants: CAN'T GET PAST THE NADS IN MONADS |
pants |
#functional-programming #nad #pants-solo #programming #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,832 | 8/28/2020 | tarot deck spigot: IS MY TAROT DECK OUT OF DATE CAUSE I CAN'T LOCATE THE QUEEN OF GAPES
deuce: CHECK THE BACK SIDE |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #porn #rectangle #single-panel #yellow-background |
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7,833 | 8/29/2020 | of one's own pants: A BUTTHOLE OF MY OWN
pants: NO, NO, LET’S GO WITH:
pants: A BUTTHOLE OF ONE’S OWN
pants: CHEF'S KISS
deuce: A BUTTHOLE TOCALL ONE'S OWN
deuce: LET'S COMMITTEE THIS MOTHERFUCKER INTO THE GROUND
pants: CAN WE GET THE PRETENTIOUS PART BEFORE THE CRUDE PART SOMEHOW
pants: SO THEN THE BUTTHOLE REALLY HITS YOU IN THE FACE
deuce: ONE'S OWN BUTTHOLE
pants: I DON’T THINK THERE’S ONE RIGHT ANSWER
pants: WE DON’T HAVE A BUDGET, WE CAN GO WITH ALL THE OPTIONS |
deuce pants |
#butthole #deuce-pants #deucegrin #drunk-deuce #feet-above-floor #huffy-pants #okay-pants-face #woodring-den-background |
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7,834 | 8/30/2020 | shoe-shaped shits spigot: T PANTS GONNA INDULGE THREE OR FOUR MORE BIG FAT SPLUTTERY AND/OR SHOE-SHAPED SHITS, HOW DOES THAT WORK FOR YOU |
spigot |
#pants-spigot #shit #sienna-background #single-panel |
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7,835 | 8/31/2020 | holodeck pants: BEATING OFF IN THE HOLODECK (IT'S NOT EVEN ON, IT'S JUST A YELLOW GRID) |
pants |
#beating-off #deuce-effigy-pants #holodeck #single-panel #star-trek #yellow-background |
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7,836 | 9/1/2020 | mamacita effigy: DUDE ***WHAT***\N THE ***SHIZZLE***\NIS UP WITH YO\N***MAMACITA*** ???
deuce: SHE FELL DOWN
deuce: AND SHE COULDN'T GET UP AGAIN
deuce: A FRIEND FOUND HER A DAY LATER WHEN SHE WAS SEVERELY DEHYDRATED
deuce: GOT HER TO THE HOSPITAL AND SHE TESTED POSITIVE FOR COVID-19
deuce: SHE STILL HAS PROBLEMS TAKING CARE OF HERSELF |
deuce effigy |
#asterisks #buttman #covid-19 #current-events #deuce-effigy #filler-panel #mom #sad #somber-deuce #spanish #speechless #white-background |
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7,837 | 9/2/2020 | christ on a crutch deuce: CHRIST ON A CRUTCH I'M FAT
pants: S A M E |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #fat #fatness #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,838 | 9/3/2020 | mangosteen deuce: FOLKS, MANGOSTEEN
deuce: THAT'S ALL I'M SAYIN'
spigot: MY DAD HAS THE KIND OF CANCER WHICH DISAPPEARS AFTER A FRUIT JUICE |
deuce spigot |
#cancer #deuce-spigot #folks #mangosteen-background #quackery #red-background #sfw |
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7,839 | 9/4/2020 | lookalikes effigy: CLICK LOOKS A LOT LIKE DICK
spigot: THAT'S SAD |
effigy spigot |
#bong-noises #dick #effigy-spigot #mousehole #rhyming #woodring-room-background |
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7,840 | 9/5/2020 | tinkle piss pants: REALLY LEAN IN
pants: CLOSER
pants: CLOSER
pants: HULGHALGHALUGHLUAHG
pants: TINKLEPISS
deuce: URINEPEE |
deuce pants |
#agglutination #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #piss #urine #yellow-background |
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7,841 | 9/6/2020 | the discourse deuce: SHUT UP
pants: I’M SORRY FOR TALKING |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #salmon-background #sfw #simon-and-garfunkel #single-panel |
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7,842 | 9/7/2020 | ma and pa kettle pants: THAT’S SO HOT IMAGINE MA AND PA KETTLE TOTALLY DOIN’ IT
pants: MMM YEAH OOOH BOY A THREE-WAY WITH ME AND MA AND PA KETTLE |
pants |
#acab |
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7,843 | 9/8/2020 | bacon cheeseburger deuce: ? BACON CHEESEBURGER (BURGERS) ? ADD EXTRA PATTY (+ 300 CALORIES) ? A-1 SAUCE (+15 CALORIES) ? EXTRA BACON (+ 80 CALORIES) ? EXTRA CHEESE (+ 140 CALORIES) ? LETTUCE (+5 CALORIES), REGULAR ? MUSTARD (+ 0 CALORIES), EXTRA ? ONIONS (+10 CALORIES), REGULAR |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #emoji #fatness #five-guys #food #menu #sfw #sienna-background #single-panel |
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7,844 | 9/9/2020 | moca deuce: FACE VELVET CHURCH DAISY RED |
deuce |
#deuce-pants-spigot #donald-trump #man-woman-person-tv-camera #mountain-background #sfw #silent-character #single-panel |
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7,845 | 9/10/2020 | lol spigot: LOL POOR PEOPLE
deuce: T PANTS "LOL" STANDS FOR "LAUGHING OUT LOUD" |
deuce spigot |
#aqua-background #deuce-spigot #high-res #internet-speak #poor-people #sfw #single-panel |
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7,846 | 9/11/2020 | home less pants: CAN'T WE SEND THE HOMELESS PEOPLE BACK IN TIME
deuce: TO BEFORE THE EARTH HAD AN OXYGEN ATMOSPHERE???? WORKING ON IT
pants: OR TO THE TIME OF CAVEMEN AND DINOSAURS |
deuce pants |
#bong #drunk-deuce #ftl #homeless #music #orange-background #time-travel #weird-pants-face |
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7,847 | 9/12/2020 | finally some good news spigot: FINALLY SOME GOOD NEWS: MY WELLS FARGO ONLINE STATEMENT IS AVAILABLE |
spigot |
#banking #bonequest-hi-fi #gunmetal-background #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #wells-fargo |
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7,848 | 9/13/2020 | master class pants: GHOSTFACE KILLAH TEACHES BREAD FUNDAMENTALS:
pants: SESSION ONE: QUICK BREADS, FOCACCIA, AND NATURAL STARTERS
pants: SESSION TWO: BAGUETTES, NO-KNEAD, ENGLISH MUFFINS, SANDWICH BREADS
pants: SESSION THREE: PIZZA, RICH DOUGHS, LEVAIN
pants: THIS IS ALL VERY EXCITING
pants: DEADMAU5 TEACHES TYPING |
pants |
#bread #class #deadmau5 #eggshell-background #ghostface-killah #pants-solo #sfw #typing #weird-pants-face |
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7,849 | 9/14/2020 | yee haw spigot: GUESS I’M A REAL COWBOY NOW(SPITS IN ZIPLOC PLASTIC BAG,UBERS TO NEAREST SPITTOON) |
spigot |
#brown-background #cowboy #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #uber |
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7,850 | 9/15/2020 | the 1970s deuce: LONG, UNWASHED HAIR, HUGE LAPELS, AND UNBUTTONED SHIRTS
pants: CHEST HAIR ANDFLOPPY DUMB DONGS
pants: WE DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO GET HARD UNTIL THE NINETEEN EIGHTIES
pants: THIS IS CNN |
deuce pants |
#cnn #cocaine #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #dumb-dong #history #huffy-pants #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,851 | 9/16/2020 | applesauce pants: NUGGGGGGGGH APPLESAUCE |
pants |
#applesauce #deja-vu #grand-theft-auto #gta5 #nuggh #pants-solo #sfw #single-panel #woodring-field-background |
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7,852 | 9/17/2020 | joii spigot: CAN WE GET THE JERKOFF INSTRUCTORS TO STOP PANTOMIMING THE BEAT-OFF MOTION
spigot: MAYBE WE NEED JERKOFF INSTRUCTORS INSTRUCTORS |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #jerking #joi #porn #spigot-solo #woodring-den-background |
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7,853 | 9/18/2020 | new bootdisks deuce: TIME TO TEST MY NEW BOOTDISKS PEOPLE
spigot: GET BACK HERE AND WATCH MTV WITH ME
spigot: AEON COCKS |
deuce spigot |
#aeon-flux #bootdisks #deuce-spigot #mousehole #mtv #woodring-room-background |
|
7,854 | 9/19/2020 | dude spigot: DUDE
spigot: A BOMB BLEW UP THE WORLD TRADE CENTER IN NEW YORK CITY |
spigot |
#history #noitdidnt #nyc #sfw #spigot-solo #urinal-background #wtc |
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7,855 | 9/20/2020 | ffffffurp pants: BWAHAHAHAHAHA FART ESCAPES
deuce: MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFURP |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #farts #olive-background #single-panel |
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7,856 | 9/21/2020 | the crotch army net: CROTCH CROTCH CROTCH CROTCH
net: CROTCH CROTCH CROTCH CROTCH
net: CROTCH CROTCH CROTCH CROTCH
net: CROTCH CROTCH CROTCH CROTCH
pants: YAY THE CROTCH ARMY
pants: MARCHING AND SINGING THE CROTCH SONG |
net pants |
#be-gay-with-me #blue-background #denim-background #net-pants #repetition #singing #wangs |
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7,857 | 9/22/2020 | rabbits spigot: RABBITS GOING TO THE BATHROOM ON THE BED |
spigot |
#blue-background #denim-background #pets #rabbits #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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7,858 | 9/23/2020 | summer school pants: TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME????
pants: C'MON
pants: C'MONNNNNNNNNNNNNN
deuce: NOT UNTIL YOU CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK
pants: FIRST OF ALL I DON'T HAVE A ROOM I HAVE A BED OF SAWDUST FASHIONED INTO A NEST AND SECOND I DON'T HAVE SUMMER SCHOOL
deuce: NO ARGUING, JAYBIRD
pants: I AM TAKING AN ONLINE COURSE COVERING HOW TO STUFF LARGE OBJECTS IN MY CHEEKS BUT THAT'S SELF-DIRECTED |
deuce pants |
#basement #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #negotiations #school #sfw #somber-deuce #summer #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,859 | 9/24/2020 | toast and jam pants: BREAD AND BUTTER,TOAST AND JAM
spigot: LICK MY DICKON THE NETSCAPE CAM |
pants spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #dicklicking #gark #mint-background #netscape #pants-spigot #rhyming #single-panel #webcam |
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7,860 | 9/25/2020 | the main menu pants: ARE YOU SURE
pants: YOU WANT TO
pants: RETURN
pants: TO THE MAIN MENU
pants: BECAUSE IF YOU'RE NOT SURE, I'M NOT SURE!!!!!!! |
pants |
#bluelight-background #main-menu #pants-solo #sfw |
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7,861 | 9/26/2020 | target or old navy spigot: I’VE BEAT OFF TO EVERYTHING, ALL PORN LOOKS LIKE ADS FOR TARGET OR OLD NAVY, I DON’T EVEN SEE IT
spigot: SORRY WRONG WINDOW |
spigot |
#beating-off #crimson-background #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #old-navy #porn #red-background #target #wrong-window |
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7,862 | 9/27/2020 | bsl 4 deuce: MY DICK REQUIRES BIOHAZARD SAFETY LEVEL 4 |
deuce |
#aretha-franklin #biohazard #bsl #bsl-4 #deuce-solo #dick #drunk-deuce #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background #zoom |
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7,863 | 9/28/2020 | flap flap flap pants: <H1>SEXUAL</H1>
pants: WILD AIR PUNCHES
pants: I BELIEVE I CAN FLY |
pants |
#flappity-bats #html #neon-purple-background #pants-solo #r-kelly #singing |
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7,864 | 9/29/2020 | all we ask pants: ONE CAN OF SPIDERS A DAY IS ALL WE ASK |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #nuts #olive-background #pants-solo #sfw #single-panel #spiders |
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7,865 | 9/30/2020 | yeah me neither deuce: EVER SHIT YOUR PANTS AND NOT REALIZE IT?
deuce: YEAH ME NEITHER
effigy: METOO
effigy: I MEAN NEITHER
pants: NOTME
effigy: NOT PANTS |
deuce effigy pants |
#brown-background #deuce-effigy-pants #drunk-deuce #pants-shitting #poo |
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7,866 | 10/1/2020 | perfect laminar flow pants: AN ARC OF URINE
deuce: WITH PERFECT LAMINAR FLOW
pants: COOL, CALM AND COLLECTED (IN THE TOILET, NEAR THE TOILET)
deuce: SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED, OH GOD PISS |
deuce pants |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #fluid-dynamics #piss #somber-deuce #stevie-wonder #urine #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,867 | 10/2/2020 | buzz buzz pants: ? (DUMB GUY VOICE) I SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO FLY
deuce: ? (CONTINUING DUMB GUY VOICE) BUT YET I DO
pants: OH SHIT
deuce: ???? |
deuce pants |
#bee #deuce-pants #emoji #impersonation #white-background |
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7,868 | 10/3/2020 | can you tell me how to get spigot: WHY DIDN’T BIG BIRD JUST SHOOT MR. SNUFFLEUPAGUS |
spigot |
#muppets #sesame-street #shooting #single-panel #spigot-solo #television #violence #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,869 | 10/4/2020 | declare an emergency deuce: DO YOU WISH TO DECLARE AN EMERGENCY
effigy: YES
effigy: LET MY PEOPLE GO
deuce: ARRRRRR |
deuce effigy |
#bible #deuce-effigy #drunk-deuce #grey-background #moses #sfw #somber-deuce |
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7,870 | 10/5/2020 | a clear progression :: SO IT GOES
pants: PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL
pants: I SAID PLEASE
deuce: SAYPRETTY PLEASE
deuce: WITH SUGAR ON TOP
deuce: AND A SLICEOF AIDS
deuce: A SLAB OF AIDS
pants: I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING
pants: (THE THEMES AT PLAY)
deuce: A DOLLOP OF DICK
deuce: SLICE, SLAB, DOLLOP
deuce: IT'S A CLEAR PROGRESSION AND THE RESULT IS [UNINTELLIGIBLE] |
deuce pants |
#aids #caption #deja-vu #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #feet-above-floor #huffy-pants #mountain-background #needful #somber-deuce |
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7,871 | 10/6/2020 | n.e.t. net: DID SOMEBODY SAY NET
deuce: NO
dick: NOPE |
deuce dick net |
#cocksucking-noises #deuce-dick-net #drunk-deuce #sfw #single-panel #violet-gray-background |
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7,872 | 10/7/2020 | subject: none spigot: I’M THE QUEEREST QUEER THAT EVER DID QUEER
spigot: ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO SEND AN EMAIL . . . . . . . . . . .
spigot: WITHOUT A SUBJECT ??????????????????????????????? |
spigot |
#blue-background #pilgrims-progress #queer #spigot-solo |
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7,873 | 10/8/2020 | all about it deuce: A SHIT
pants: TELL ME ALLABOUT IT
pants: WAS IT A SEXY POO OR
pants: OH WAIT EFFIGY AND SPIGOT AREN'T HERE
pants: I DON'T HAVE TO DISCUSS YOUR DISGUSTING POOS THANK GOD
effigy: YOYOYO
spigot: WHAT UP |
deuce effigy pants spigot |
#deuce-effigy-pants-spigot #deucegrin #drunk-deuce #poo #shit #woodring-field-background |
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7,874 | 10/9/2020 | can you even deuce: CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT???
deuce: [REFERENT NEVER SPECIFIED] |
deuce |
#bonequest-hi-fi #brown-background #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #grammar #shit |
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7,875 | 10/10/2020 | go to bed pants: THREATENING, HATEFUL, VIOLENT, PORNOGRAPHIC, SEXUAL, INCITING OF VIOLENCE
deuce: GO TO BED
pants: JUST GOT UP
deuce: I SAID
pants: OKAY BUT I’M WARNING YOU (DRIFTS OFF TO SLEEP) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #sfw #woodring-den-background |
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7,876 | 10/11/2020 | the bi-curious dogcow pants: MOOF!!!!!!!!! I’M CLARIS THE BI-CURIOUS DOGCOW AND I WANT TO LEARN ABOUT YOUR GENTIALS
deuce: THEY'RE SOFT AND SAGGY AND THEY MAKE NOISES LIKE SANDPAPER WHEN I W-- WAIT A MINUTE DOGCOWS AREN'T REAL YOU'RE AN IMPOSTOR
:: RUNS AWAY |
deuce pants |
#apple #bisexuality #caption #clarus #deuce-pants #dogcow #enya #impostor #okay-pants-face #red-background #typo |
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7,877 | 10/12/2020 | in which deuce makes a new friend deuce: BUG |
deuce |
#bug #bug-report #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #isopod #jean-charles #sfw #single-panel #uncredited-character #white-background |
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7,878 | 10/13/2020 | c'mon everybody pants: WE HAVE TO **PICK UP ALL THE LITTER** AT **THE BEACH**
pants: C'MON EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!
pants: BLACK GARBAGE BAGS AND FLOPPY HATS
pants: OVERALLS AND A STICK WITH A NAIL AT THE END
pants: A HILL??????? GETTING BACK ON THE BUS TO THE DILDO POLISHING ACADEMY |
pants |
#asterisks #beach #coy-pants #dildo #dildo-polishing-academy #environmentalism #huffy-pants #pants-solo #sage-background |
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7,879 | 10/14/2020 | a lot to learn deuce: PEE HOLE (THAT'S ME)
atandt: POO HOLE (ALSO YOU)
deuce: YOU HAVE A LOT TO LEARN ABOUT ANATOMY SON |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #cloaca #deucegrin #drunk-deuce #feet-above-floor #pee #poo #something-wicked-this-way-comes #woodring-den-background |
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7,880 | 10/15/2020 | mouth is open should be shut spigot: SO TIRED OF MOVIES THAT DON’T PASS THE KOBAYASHI MARU TEST |
spigot |
#mousehole #movies #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #star-trek #woodring-room-background |
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7,881 | 10/16/2020 | british or american deuce: I'M A TWAT
net: T DEUCE ARE YOU A BRITISH TWAT OR AN AMERICAN TWAT
deuce: T NET DON'T BE RACIST |
deuce net |
#deuce-net #drunk-deuce #feet-above-floor #monty-python #twat #woodring-den-background |
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7,882 | 10/17/2020 | hacker man spigot: TERMINAL OPEN!!!!!!!
spigot: ****CRACKS KNUCKL--
spigot: OW OW OW |
spigot |
#asterisks #hacking #mousehole #physical-comedy #programming #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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7,883 | 10/18/2020 | gold finger deuce: PISS / CRYSTALS
pants: (TO THE TUNE OFTHE THEME TOGOLDFINGER)
deuce: OR "MOON RIVER"
pants: OOH I LIKE THAT(SUCKING MY OWN DICK)
deuce: BLARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
pants: BWAAAH
deuce: BROOOOOOOOOONG
pants: (PINCHES BRIDGE OF NOSE) CAN WE PLEASE NOT FIGHT IN FRONT OF THE SEX WORKERS |
deuce pants |
#autofellatio #deuce-pants #james-bond #moon-river #movies #null #piss #prostitute #singing #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background |
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7,884 | 10/19/2020 | your fucking piss jug dick: NOT A ONE OF YOU HAS EVEN ASKED ME A BOUT MY NEW KLEAN KANTEEN
spigot: HOW DID YOU SETTLE ON THE KLEAN KANTEEN AND NOT JUST ANY OL' RANDOM TIN CAN FROM THE BASKET AT SALVATION ARMY (LOOK DOWN AT YOUR FEET UNDER THE VCRS)
spigot: ANSWER ME YOU FUCKING GOON
spigot: T DICK HOW MANY DIFFERENT WAYS CAN I EXPRESS INTEREST IN YOUR FUCKING PISS JUG |
dick spigot |
#dick-spigot #grey-background #klean-kanteen #piss-jug #salvation-army |
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7,885 | 10/20/2020 | too big to fail (revisited) deuce: MY DONG IS TOO BIG TO FAIL
deuce: NOT BECAUSE IT'S ACTUALLY BIG (IT'S TINY) BUT BECAUSE SO MANY INVESTORS HAVE PUT SO MUCH MONEY SFLKSF JUHX SHDE
deuce: KHERF DFSLKFSE RFSDFOIJHS SDDSFSJJ8SL SFDKG SKLDFSJEFSDF A FJKFDSA JKDSAF KLASF KLF SKFJKLSDF LKSDFK SDHFLKHSDK |
deuce |
#deja-vu #deuce-solo #dong #economics #investing #the-big-short #too-big-to-fail #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,886 | 10/21/2020 | together at last ozone: FUCK OF THE SHIT
hanford: ARE YOU DRUNKOR STONEDOR GAY |
hanford ozone |
#cock-of-the-fuck #drunk #gay #hanford-ozone #lavender-background #single-panel #stoned |
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7,887 | 10/22/2020 | edited in sequence deuce: THIS BONEQUEST HAS BEEN EDITED IN SEQUENCE |
deuce |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants-spigot #gay #sfw #single-panel #woodring-field-background |
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7,888 | 10/23/2020 | piss clams deuce: PISS CLAMS / PISS CLAMS / THE BEST CLAMS / IN SI-AM |
deuce |
#ascap #deuce-solo #piss #poetry #salmon-background #seafood #singing #single-panel #thailand |
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7,889 | 10/24/2020 | cross-pollinating pants: WELL SHE WAS DRESSED LIKE A SLUT
deuce: LIFTING THE DRESSOVER HER HEADBECAUSE SHE LOOKED COLD
spigot: I'M ON BOARD WITHCROSS-POLLINATING MAZDASWITH HUMDINGERS |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #necrophilia #rape #single-panel #slut |
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7,890 | 10/25/2020 | plumper pass spigot: CAN I BORROW ANYONE'S PLUMPER PASS
deuce: MINE'S FRESH OUT
spigot: NEED YOU TO READ AND SIGN THIS GLORYHOLE CONFESSION
effigy: [X] ACCEPT |
deuce effigy spigot |
#deuce-effigy-spigot #funloving-nonsense #gloryhole #pink-background #plumper-pass #plumpers #porn |
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7,891 | 10/26/2020 | public service net spigot: PATIENTLY WAITING FOR THE AVCLUB TO POST THEIR REVIEW OF TONIGHT'S MILWAUKEE REPEATER CLUB PUBLIC SERVICE NET
spigot: A-
spigot: I AGREE THAT IT COULD HAVE BEEN LONGER |
spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #ham-radio #morse-code #radio #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,892 | 10/27/2020 | sproinging spigot: T DEUCE I DRINK SAPPOROOUT OF CANS BECAUSETHE CANS ARE MAGNETICAND CAN STICK RIGHTTO MY TILTED EASEL
deuce: T SPIGOT SO HOW DOES THATEXPLAIN ALL THE SQUIGGLY DICKSBOUNCING AND SPROINGING |
deuce spigot |
#beer #deuce-spigot #dicks #olive-background #single-panel #sproing |
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7,893 | 10/28/2020 | the riddler spigot: RIDDLE ME THIS, BATMAN !!!!!!!!
spigot: LICK MY DICK !!!!!!!!!
deuce: WAS THAT A RIDDLE
spigot: YOU'RE A RIDDLE
deuce: DO YOU HAVE A RIDDLE OR NO
spigot: LICK MY DICK |
deuce spigot |
#batman #comics #deuce-spigot #dick #dicklicking #riddle #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,894 | 10/29/2020 | who wants cake pants: WHO WANTS CAKE
deuce: MEMEMMEMEM7ME(SPASM)))))))))
spigot: CAKE??? |
deuce pants spigot |
#blue-background #deuce-pants-spigot #new-order #sfw #single-panel |
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7,895 | 10/30/2020 | let he who spigot: LET HE WHO LICKS DICK LICK THE FIRST DICK
effigy: WAAAAY AHEAD OF YOU THERE
deuce: FAGS |
deuce effigy spigot |
#bible #deuce-effigy-spigot #dicklicking #green-background |
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7,896 | 10/31/2020 | pumpkins spigot: WE GOTTA FIGURE OUT A WAY TO MAKE COFFEE TASTE MORE LIKE PUMPKINS
pants: >>>THE GREAT TASTE OF PUMPKINS<<< |
pants spigot |
#coffee #halloween #pants-spigot #psl #pumpkin-background #pumpkin-spice-latte #single-panel |
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7,897 | 11/1/2020 | heart to heart deuce: I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE A HEART TO HEART ABOUT YOUR PACKAGE (ADDRESSED TO NO ONE IN PARTICULAR) |
deuce |
#deja-vu #deuce-solo #mousehole #package #postal-service #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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7,898 | 11/2/2020 | cancer sticks/idiot box spigot: WHEN YOU SAY “THE CLOUD” DO YOU MEAN BEATING OFF FOR 72 HOURS STRAIGHT BECAUSE OF THE COKE DICK
spigot: I’LL TAKE MY ANSWER NEVER
pants: CANCER STICKS
spigot: THE IDIOT BOX
pants: THE OL' BALL AND CHAIN
spigot: THE SPERM BANK UPSTAIRS
spigot: COCKSUCKING INTHE DATACENTERS(PLURAL)
pants: WELL YA GOTTAHAVE MULTIPLEDATACENTERS |
pants spigot |
#cliche #cocaine #datacenter #deja-vu #dicklicking #mousehole #pants-spigot #the-cloud #woodring-room-background |
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7,899 | 11/3/2020 | absolute mess pants: AN ABSOLUTE MESS OF A TV SHOW, WITH NO REAL DRAMATIC FORCE OR ANY SENSE OF PACING
pants: ME IRL
:: LEFT THE ROOM |
: pants |
#pants-solo #sage-background #sfw #tv |
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7,900 | 11/4/2020 | dungeons, dragons pants: T DEUCE I THOUGHT WE WERE PLAYING D&D OVER ZOOM YET YOU HAVE NOT STARTED THE MEETING???
spigot: EAR ME
deuce: MY LAPTOP IS OVERHEATING AND SPIGOT'S SOUND IS CUTTING OUT
spigot: OW'S Y OUND
pants: MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST COME OVER AND WE CAN PLAY IN THE SAFEWAY PARKING LOT
spigot: ID OT OPY OUR AST |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #dungeons-and-dragons #huffy-pants #minecraft-background #safeway #sfw #zoom |
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7,901 | 11/5/2020 | punt him pants: PUNT ME
deuce: ROGER THAT,PUNTING YOU
pants: AYE, BEING PUNTED
deuce: AND THUS ENDSOUR SORDID PLAY
pants: WE DONE GOOD HUH |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #football #pink-background #rhyming #sfw #somber-deuce |
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7,902 | 11/6/2020 | the second law deuce: THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE
spigot: INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF BONERS
deuce: THE SECOND LAW OF SPURTODYNAMICS |
deuce spigot |
#afraid-deuce #aqua-background #deuce-spigot #physics #woodring-room-background |
|
7,903 | 11/7/2020 | modem pants: ATDT
deuce: BUH
pants: I'M A MODEM
pants: +++OK
pants: NO CARRIER
pants: COCKS
pants: OK |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #atdt-deuce-disconnect #cocks #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #feet-above-floor #huffy-pants #modem #no-carrier #woodring-den-background |
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7,904 | 11/8/2020 | hamburgers pants: HAVE YOU TRIED EATING 9 HAMBURGERS
deuce: WHY THAT'S THE MOST BRILLIANT IDEA I'VE EVERBLBHALBHLHGLB HLGHBLAHBLGHBLHB |
deuce pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #brown-background #deuce-pants #fat #fatness #food #hamburger #sfw #single-panel |
|
7,905 | 11/9/2020 | still not identified deuce: SOMETHING'S UP ME
:: LEAVES
deuce: OKAY IT WASN'T HIM BUT IT'S STILL NOT IDENTIFIED |
: deuce |
#ayahuasca #blue-background #caption #deuce #deuce-ozone #drugs #drunk-deuce #ozone #sfw |
|
7,906 | 11/10/2020 | juggalos deuce: I HOPE ALL THE JUGGALOS ARE OKAY
pants: YOU WORRY TOO MUCH DEAR
pants: ALL GOOD JUGGALOS ARE ASLEEP AND DREAMING |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicks #drunk-deuce #feet-above-floor #icp #juggalos #woodring-den-background |
|
7,907 | 11/11/2020 | chicken fries pants: LET'S GO TO 7-11 FOR CHOCO-TACOS AND SLURPEES AND 25 CENT COMIC BOOKS (MARVEL NOT DC)
deuce: :CHICKEN: :FRIES:
pants: BUK BUK
pants: BUK
pants: EXCUSE ME BUT I'M DOWN WITH THE CLOWN TILL I’M DEAD IN THE GROUND
deuce: SO NOTED |
deuce pants |
#7-11 #buk #chicken #comics #dc-comics #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #emoji #food #fries #icp #insane-clown-posse #juggalos #marvel #mountain-background #sfw |
|
7,908 | 11/12/2020 | grapes pants: GRAPES
pants: SPECIFICALLY:
pants: MY GRAPES |
pants |
#anemones #blue-background #coy-pants #huffy-pants #multiple-backgrounds #nuts-of-pants #orange-background #pants-solo #pink-background #sfw |
|
7,909 | 11/13/2020 | batman focused spigot: WE MEET AGAIN, (((( BATMAN )))
deuce: SIGH
spigot: SPLURK :SWEAT_DROPS:SPLORK :SWEAT_DROPS:SPLUT :SWEAT_DROPS:
spigot: BLURK :SWEAT_DROPS: :SWEAT_DROPS: BLORK :SWEAT_DROPS: :SWEAT_DROPS: BLUP :SWEAT_DROPS: HNGGG :SWEAT_DROPS:
deuce: OKAY ENOUGH
spigot: :SWEAT_DROPS: BLLLLK :SWEAT_DROPS: :SWEAT_DROPS: HURRKRK :SWEAT_DROPS: GLTH :SWEAT_DROPS:PLTH :SWEAT_DROPS: THTH :SWEAT_DROPS: :SWEAT_DROPS: GLKL :SWEAT_DROPS: GKGLK :SWEAT_DROPS: BLGLL :SWEAT_DROPS: HBLGH :SWEAT_DROPS: :SWEAT_DROPS: A-PTHTHTH :SWEAT_DROPS: :SWEAT_DROPS: HURGLB :SWEAT_DROPS: LKBPTH :SWEAT_DROPS:
deuce: THE FUCK ARE YOU
spigot: THE JERKER |
deuce spigot |
#batman #comics #deuce-spigot #emoji #joker #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,910 | 11/14/2020 | quiet time with god pants: I MAKE QUIET TIMEWITH GOD A PRIORITY
deuce: DO YOU SPEND ITSHOUTING "SUCK COCKS"OR NO
pants: AS THE LORD INTENDED
deuce: IT'S IMPORTANT YOUSHOW ME YOUR WANG(CASUALLY, WITHOUT FANFARE) |
deuce pants |
#cocks #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #god #wang #woodring-stairs-background |
|
7,911 | 11/15/2020 | sex u up deuce: SEX U UP
pants: OKAY NOW SEX MEBACK DOWN PLEASE
deuce: N
pants: I HAVE A FEAR OF HEIGHTS
deuce: U WILL STAY THERE UNTIL U LEARN
pants: I WILLLEARN NOTHING |
deuce pants |
#color-me-badd #deuce-pants #ghetto-u #green-background #starbucks-background #y-n |
|
7,912 | 11/16/2020 | baby makes three deuce: YOU AND ME AND BABY MAKES THREE / EXCEPT WHEN I DROWN YOU 'CAUSE THAT MAKES TWO
spigot: MY MATH SAYSAFTER THEDROWNING THERE'SJUST ME |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #math #sfw #single-panel #woodring-den-background |
|
7,913 | 11/17/2020 | hitting ceiling with broom pants: I'M A SLOPPY PISS PIG WHO IS SECRETLY COSPLAYING AS A TOILET PIG
deuce: BANG BANG BANG KEEP IT DOWN |
deuce pants |
#cosplay #coy-pants #deuce-pants #piss #pisspigs #single-panel #stall-bamming #toilet #toilet-pig #white-background |
|
7,914 | 11/18/2020 | i'm a sex pants: :BURRITO:
deuce: THANKS, NOW I WANT A BURRITO
deuce: I'M A SEX
deuce: CONVERT ME TO UTF-8 AND THEN SEND ME ALONG THE SOCKET!!!!! |
deuce pants |
#burritos #deuce-pants #emoji #feet-above-floor #programming #unicode #woodring-den-background |
|
7,915 | 11/19/2020 | but if you do pants: PLEASE DON'T FUCK THE LETTUCE OR THE CABBAGE
pants: BUT IF YOU DO, USE PROTECTION |
pants |
#pants-solo #psa #woodring-field-background |
|
7,916 | 11/20/2020 | what do we want deuce: PEOPLE OF EARTH HELLO
pants: WHAT DO WE WANT
pants: DICK
pants: WHEN DO WE WANT IT
pants: MOUTH
deuce: T PANTS SOMEHOW THAT CHANT HAS LOST SOME OF ITS APPEAL |
deuce pants |
#chant #deuce-pants #dick #drunk-deuce #teal-background |
|
7,917 | 11/21/2020 | sex tape deuce: WILL YOU WATCH MY SEX TAPE
pants: I DON’T LIKE WATCHING MYSELF ON CAMERA |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #videotape #woodring-field-background |
|
7,918 | 11/22/2020 | your friend my friend pants: SPIGOT THE BEAR / ROAMS EVERYWHERE / HE'S YOUR FRIEND / MY FRIEND / SPIGOT THE BEAR
spigot: THAT'S ME!!!!!!!
:: POKES HEAD THROUGH CARTOON CIRCLE, WINKS, GIVES THUMBS-UP |
: pants spigot |
#background #coelacanth #pants-spigot #rendering-glitch #sfw #singing #spigot-the-bear #theme-song |
|
7,919 | 11/23/2020 | long national nightmare deuce: OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER
deuce: ENCHILADAS FOR EVERYBODY |
deuce |
#bilingual #burrito #burritos #drunk-deuce #enchiladas #fatness #feet-above-floor #mexican-cuisine #sfw #spanish #woodring-den-background |
|
7,920 | 11/24/2020 | straight with you deuce: LOOK, WE'RE FRIENDS
deuce: AND I DON'T WANT TO MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF THIS OR ANYTHING
deuce: BUT I FEEL I HAVE TO BE STRAIGHT WITH YOU AND STOP THE LIES
deuce: MAYBE THIS WILL CHANGE OUR RELATIONSHIP; IF SO, SO BE IT
deuce: BUT YOU DESERVE TO KNOW THE TRUE ME:
deuce: I FAVOR MUTANT REGISTRATION
pants: MAGNETO WAS RIGHT
pants: THERE CAN NEVER BE PEACE |
deuce pants |
#afraid-deuce #comics #deuce-pants #feet-above-floor #huffy-pants #magneto #marvel #mountain-background #mutant #mutant-registration #sfw #x-men |
|
7,921 | 11/25/2020 | fields medal spigot: CAN WE NOMINATE ADRIANA CHECHIK FOR THE FIELDS MEDAL
spigot: SOME OF US FEEL SHE'S DONE SOME GOOD WORK
deuce: FOR THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS???
spigot: UM
spigot: I'LL CRACK YOUR FUCKIN' HEAD OPEN AGAIN |
deuce spigot |
#adriana-chechik #casino #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #feet-above-floor #fields-medal #math #mountain-background #porn #virus |
|
7,922 | 11/26/2020 | a b g spigot: A ALWAYS
spigot: B BE
spigot: G GOBBLING
spigot: :TURKEY: ALWAYS BE GOBBLING |
spigot |
#acronym #brown-background #emoji #glengarry-glen-ross #sfw #sienna-background #spigot-solo #thanksgiving #turkey |
|
7,923 | 11/27/2020 | doth deuce: A POO DOTH POKE |
deuce |
#deuce-pants-spigot #mountain-background #poo #shakespeare #single-panel |
|
7,924 | 11/28/2020 | pan pan deuce: PAN PAN
deuce: I MAY HAVE TO POO (SOON) |
deuce |
#amateur-radio #deuce-solo #ham-radio #pan-pan #poo #woodring-room-background |
|
7,925 | 11/29/2020 | concussion effigy: CONCUSSION
:: HAS LEFT THE ROOM |
effigy |
#deuce-effigy-pants #drunk-deuce #orange-background #physical-comedy #sfw #will-smith |
|
7,926 | 11/30/2020 | straight moon deuce: DO YOU THINK THAT WE'LL EVER GO TO THE MOON
pants: THE REAL MOON OR THE FAKE ONE
deuce: THE STRAIGHT ONE |
deuce pants |
#black-background #conspiracy #deuce-pants #moon #podcast |
|
7,927 | 12/1/2020 | let's talk about sex deuce: LET'S TALK ABOUT COCKS BABY
deuce: LET'S TALK ABOUT YOU AND *HUFF*
spigot: HUFF AND HURBLE ARE THE BOOKENDS OF MY LIFE |
deuce spigot |
#cocks #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #feet-above-floor #nonesuch #salt-n-pepa #singing #woodring-den-background |
|
7,928 | 12/2/2020 | he can read that deuce: IF U CN RD THS, U LK TO SCK BG DCKS
pants: I CAN READ THAT !!! |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicks #literacy #single-panel #woodring-field-background |
|
7,929 | 12/3/2020 | news from his doctor deuce: THEY SAY YOU SHOULD LET YOUR CLOSE FRIENDS KNOW
deuce: HOW MUCH YOU CARE ABOUT THEM OFTEN
deuce: BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOUR TIME IS UP
deuce: WELL I JUST GOT A CALL FROM MY DOCTOR
deuce: SO I'D LIKE TO SAY FOR THE RECORD
deuce: WITH ALL MY CLOSE FRIENDS HERE
deuce: FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
spigot: PEOPLE WHO BEAT OFF TO LAUREN PHOENIX ARE CALLED LAUREN PHOENICIANS
deuce: I HAVE AN EAR INFECTION |
deuce spigot |
#drunk-deuce #friendship #grey-background #health #huffy-pants #lauren-phoenix #porn #somber-deuce #weird-pants-face |
|
7,930 | 12/4/2020 | word wrap test pants: CAKESANDCANDYANDPIESANDWHAT HAVE YOU
spigot: I HIT HER WITH MY CAR AND HERFANCYBOY NANCYBOOTSFLEW INTO THE AIR
pants: BIGINDIANBLANKET
pants: +------+| PISS |+------+ |
pants spigot |
#apricot-background #duran-duran #fatness #funloving-nonsense #indian-blanket #pants-spigot #piss #singing |
|
7,931 | 12/5/2020 | int * deuce: I'M AN INT *
deuce: DEFERENCE ME AND FIND OUT MUCH TO YOUR SURPRISE AND DISMAY THAT I'M NULL
pants: WHY CAN I EVEN SET YOU TO NULL
deuce: TO INDICATE THAT I POINT NOWHERE USEFUL
deuce: BUT WITH THAT COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY TO NOT DEREFERENCE ME WHEN I AM NULL
deuce: OR EVEN WORSE YET WHEN I AM NOT NULL BUT POINT TO INVALID MEMORY
deuce: BLAH BLAH BLAH STILL TYPING EVEN THOUGH EVERYONE HAS LEFT AND THE LIGHTS ARE OFF
pants: JACKOFF PLANET |
deuce pants |
#afraid-deuce #black-background #c #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #fat #huffy-pants #null #pointers #programming #somber-deuce |
|
7,932 | 12/6/2020 | dirty pool deuce: SQUIRTING OUT SILLY STRING
deuce: ........ BUT IT'S NOT SILLY STRING
pants: WE WON'T BE FOOLED AGAIN
deuce: YOU DON'T FORGET THAT QUICKLY
pants: SO THIS TIME IT WILL BE SILLY STRING RIGHT
deuce: WE'LL SEE !!!!!!!
deuce: PISSSSSSSSS
pants: THAT IS JUST DIRTY POOL
pants: OKAY HOW ABOUT SOME SILLY STRING THEN (I WILL WAIT)
deuce: MORE BLOOD THIS TIME |
deuce pants |
#blood #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #piss #silly-string #urine #woodring-field-background |
|
7,933 | 12/7/2020 | stop with the gay talk deuce: DIPPY DAPPY
atandt: STOP WITHTHE GAY TALK
atandt: START WITH THE GAY |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #be-gay-with-me #deja-vu #drunk-deuce #gay #woodring-field-background |
|
7,934 | 12/8/2020 | quantum rear end pants: THE PISS CHANNEL
deuce: I'D LIKE YOU TO CONSIDER MY PROPOSAL:
deuce: [HIGH-FREQUENCY SINE WAVE]
deuce: /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
deuce: |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
spigot: [LOW-FREQUENCY SQUARE WAVE]
spigot: ############
spigot: NNGGG THE REPEATED PREDICTABLE POUNDING
spigot: MY QUANTUM REAR END IS IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE
spigot: :MEGA: FUCK ME MORE IN BOTH ASSES |
deuce pants spigot |
#afraid-deuce #audio #deuce-pants-spigot #emoji #feet-above-floor #huffy-pants #mountain-background #piss #pounding #quantum #somber-deuce #waveforms |
|
7,935 | 12/9/2020 | just enough to get by pants: PEE ON ME SOME
deuce: JUST ENOUGH TO GETYOU BY AND NOT MORE(NO NEED TO BE WASTEFUL)
pants: PRECIOUS FLUIDS
deuce: WE'RE LIKE THE FREMENIN DUNE BUT WE JUSTDRINK PISS FOR FUN
deuce: WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dune #pee #piss #self-reflection #somber-deuce #yellow-background |
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7,936 | 12/10/2020 | attacked by skeletons on horseback pants: T DEUCE I WAS HANGING AROUND OUTSIDE DURING A THUNDERSTORM AND WAS ATTACKED BY SKELETONS ON HORSEBACK
deuce: COOL HUH
pants: IF BY COOL YOU MEAN I GOT MY ASS KICKED THEN HELL YES IT WAS FUCKING COOL
pants: IT WAS STRAIGHT OUT OF HEAVY METAL MAGAZINE OR MAYBE OMNI |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #heavy-metal #magazine #minecraft #minecraft-background #omni |
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7,937 | 12/11/2020 | zero- factor authentication pants: ZERO-FACTOR AUTHENTICATION IS WHERE I SNEAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND BEAT OFF INTO YOUR PANTIES
deuce: SNIFF THEM FIRST
pants: THAT WOULD BE GROSS!!!!!!!!! |
deuce pants |
#beating-off #deuce-pants #home-invasion #panties #security #urinal-background |
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7,938 | 12/12/2020 | mysterious shiny monolith spigot: MYSTERIOUS SHINY MONOLITH FOUND IN MY GODDAMN UNDERPANTS |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #current-events #grey-background #monolith #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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7,939 | 12/13/2020 | back to normal spigot: WEARING MY WORK BADGE ON MY PAJAMA BOTTOMS AND SWIPING INTO MY BATHROOM
spigot: IT'S HOW WE GET BACK TO NORMAL |
spigot |
#covid-19 #current-events #despair-panel #sfw #spigot-solo #wfh #woodring-stairs-background #work-from-home |
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7,940 | 12/14/2020 | we have the meats pants: INJECTING HORSEY SAUCE INTO MY DICK |
pants |
#arbys #bonequest-hi-fi #brown-background #fast-food #horsey #pants-solo #single-panel |
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7,941 | 12/15/2020 | a huge disgusting orgy deuce: NEXT PARTY: EVERYONE DOES ECSTASY AND HANGS OUT, ENDS UP IN A HUGE, DISGUSTING ORGY
effigy: I WILL BRING VIAGRA
spigot: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR FROM EITHER OF YOU EVER AGAIN |
deuce effigy spigot |
#deuce-effigy-spigot #drugs #feet-above-floor #mdma #mountain-background #orgy #viagra |
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7,942 | 12/16/2020 | squirr rppp spigot: PLEASE MOVE SO I CAN TINKLE
deuce: OCCUPIED
spigot: * * SPLOOSH * * OH GOOD LORD MY CELLULAR SMARTPHONE FROM VERIZON WIRELESS
deuce: SQUIRP
spigot: GOD DAMNIT ALL
deuce: SQUIRRRPPPTHPPPTHTHPP TPTTHH PLGKTHGLGLOT HLGSP>G\L"{ |
deuce spigot |
#cell-phone #deuce-spigot #mountain-background #piss #smartphone #somber-deuce #squirp #verizon-wireless |
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7,943 | 12/17/2020 | any kind of mouse deuce: IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF MOUSE I'D BE A TIT MOUSE |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #mousehole #sfw #single-panel #titmouse #tits #typo #woodring-room-background |
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7,944 | 12/18/2020 | corn hole deuce: CORNHOLING IS AGAME PEOPLE PLAY
spigot: WHAT ABOUT CORN >>>>> DOGGING <<<<< ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
spigot: :MUSICAL_NOTES: :MUSICAL_NOTES: :MUSICAL_NOTES: :MUSICAL_NOTES: :MUSICAL_NOTES: :MUSICAL_NOTES: :MUSICAL_NOTES: :MUSICAL_NOTES: :MUSICAL_NOTES: :MUSICAL_NOTES:SEVENTY SIX / FAT / PRICKSIN YOUR FACE / TODAY:MUSICAL_NOTES: :MUSICAL_NOTES: :MUSICAL_NOTES: :MUSICAL_NOTES: :MUSICAL_NOTES: :MUSICAL_NOTES: :MUSICAL_NOTES: :MUSICAL_NOTES: :MUSICAL_NOTES: :MUSICAL_NOTES: |
deuce spigot |
#cornhole #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #emoji #food #games #mountain-background #singing #somber-deuce #the-music-man |
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7,945 | 12/19/2020 | piss testing pants: PISS TESTING IN PROGRESS PLEASE STAND BACK REPEAT PLEASE STAND BACK
pants: :ROTATING_LIGHT:
deuce: ABSORBED DOSE: 573 MSV
pants: SOME PISS
deuce: QUANTITY: 6.2 L
pants: THAT’S WHAT I SAID, YEAH |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #emoji #lavender-background #piss #radiation |
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7,946 | 12/20/2020 | up then off pants: BEAT ME UP THEN BEAT ME OFF
spigot: STOUFFER'S SINGLES AND STROGANOFF
spigot: THOSE TWO LINES FORM TO MAKE THE SPIDER-MAN THEME |
pants spigot |
#beating-off #pants-spigot #red-background #spider-man #stouffers #stroganoff |
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7,947 | 12/21/2020 | first dicks of the day pants: 11111111111111111111111
pants: 2
pants: 3
pants: 4
pants: 55555555555555555555555555
pants: 6
pants: 7
pants: 888888888888888888888888888
pants: 999999999999999999999999999
pants: THE FIRST DICKS OF THE MORNING ARE THE WORST |
pants |
#counting #dick #dicks #feet-above-floor #huffy-pants #numbers #pants-solo #title-mismatch #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,948 | 12/22/2020 | ten dicks for an hour spigot: ON WINDOWS TO MAKE CERTAIN SYMBOLS YOU HOLD DOWN ALT AND SUCK TEN DICKS FOR AN HOUR, THEN LET GO OF ALT |
spigot |
#alt-codes #blue-background #dicksucking #single-panel #spigot-solo #windows |
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7,949 | 12/23/2020 | tranny vision pants: T R A N N YV I S I O N
deuce: HEY CHECK OUT MY DICK: :FLAMINGO: |
deuce pants |
#animals #deuce-pants #emoji #pink-background #single-panel #tranny #trannyvision |
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7,950 | 12/24/2020 | silent nuts spigot: SILENT NUTS
spigot: HOLY NUTS |
spigot |
#christmas #math #nuts #nuts-of-spigot #red-background #singing #spigot-solo |
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7,951 | 12/25/2020 | twitch stream pants: I THOUGHT WE AGREED THE GAMING PC WOULD NOT BE USED FOR BEATING OFF
deuce: UNF UNF UNFWE AGREEDNO SUCH THINGUNF UNF UNF
pants: 9,000,000 VIEWERS
deuce: OH GOD I LEFT TWITCH ON
pants: OH WELL UNF UNF UNF
deuce: HI EVERYBODY UNF UNF UNF |
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #beating-off #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #exhibitionism #huffy-pants #mountain-background #twitch #video-games |
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7,952 | 12/26/2020 | firefox add-ons spigot: :EGGPLANT: :EGGPLANT: :EGGPLANT: :EGGPLANT: FIREFOX ADD-ONS :EGGPLANT: :EGGPLANT: :EGGPLANT: :EGGPLANT: |
spigot |
#eggplant #emoji #firefox #orange-background #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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7,953 | 12/27/2020 | each other pants: WE DON'T EVEN NEED EACH OTHER WE HAVE HUNDREDS OF HOURS OF TRANSCRIPTS |
pants |
#behind-the-scenes #deuce-pants-spigot #meta #sad-deuce #sfw #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
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7,954 | 12/28/2020 | tugboat pants: TOOT TOOT
pants: I'M A TUGBOAT
deuce: FUCKING YOUR TUGBOAT ASS
pants: THAT IS NOT MY PURPOSE
pants: I GUIDE LARGER SHIPS TO PORT
deuce: IN YOUR TUGBOAT ASS |
deuce pants |
#anal #ass #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #feet-above-floor #hot-take #mountain-background #toot #tugboat |
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7,955 | 12/29/2020 | beautiful deuce: I'M A BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL GIRL
deuce: THOUGH NOT YET A WOMAN
deuce: OW OW OW THESE COALS ARE HOT |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #deucegrin #sad-deuce #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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7,956 | 12/30/2020 | the bonghit song spigot: YOU TALKED ME INTO A BONG / HIT
spigot: AND NOW / I HAVE / TO POO
spigot: SQUIRRRRRRPTH
spigot: AND NOW I HAVE TO POO
spigot: SQUIRRRPTH
spigot: AND NOW I HAVE TO POO
spigot: SQUIRRRRRRRPTH
spigot: HI / HO / THE DAIRY-O
spigot: AND NOW I HAVE TO POO
spigot: SQUIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPTH
spigot: BEAT ME OFF 2WICE |
spigot |
#2wice #beating-off #bong #feet-above-floor #marijuana #mountain-background #poo #singing #spigot-solo #squirp |
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7,957 | 12/31/2020 | recycled deuce: VDICKS AND ESTALLS (THIS JOKE RECYCLED FROM 1996) |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #dicks #joke #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |