atandt: EVERYONE THINKS I'M STRAIGHT BUT YOU KNOW OTHERWISE spigot: LET GO OF THE WHEEL atandt: NOT UNTIL YOU'RE GAY WITH KISSES spigot: SFX: TIRES

spigot: okay time for pong spigot: missed spigot: can somebody reboot pong

pants: chirp pants: chirp pants: cocks

pants: DON'T LET HIM SLEEP ON HIS BACK bung: UNLESS..... deuce: HE WILL SUFFOCATE FROM THE POKES AND CHOKES

deuce: I have to pee deuce: what do I do what do I do spigot: i'm worried if the buy now button isn't a .swf people won't know to click on it

spigot: if you're going to suck dick all day don't fill up on bread

spigot: if i could do it all over again spigot: it'd do it all over your face spigot: again

spigot: you just don't get it, do you? i vape. spigot: i vape and i suck dick and i'm a fucking retard spigot: (deal with it) spigot: *** vapes ***

effigy: THAT'S NO FLASHLIGHT spigot: as a trans woman,

spigot: cigar shaped ufo

spigot: with my dong and your bong we'd be invincible spigot: intermittent fasting while dicklicking? spigot: put your shirt back on

spigot: a dick in each hand, a cock in my mouth and a big dumb dong stuffed up my rear end spigot: half-life 4 confirmed

deuce: happy new year, every oneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee deuce: (overly loud 400 Hz middle A sine wave) (garbled talking) (static)

effigy: WHAT DO I NOT HAVE THAT I NEED TO GET to sate my consumerism ? pants: grindr pants: totally assuming you can also order hoagies or subs with the same app deuce: gotta be

pants: literally slobbering over the knob deuce: handkerchief daintily to corners of mouth, then back to it

spigot: this gender reveal is just you doing poos on my face spigot: plus you're on a ladder so they really land with a plap spigot: . spigot: . spigot: . spigot: . spigot: . spigot: plap

pants: oh mercy pants: which one of you strapping young bucks will catch my fall pants: feelin' chunky

spigot: rod & gun club spigot: folks, i'm unironically based and redpilled like the plebs on plebbit spigot: more like ghirardelli squirts

pants: maybe you could come down and de-rust my table saw sometime honey deuce: do you use spit to do that because I have spit pants: maybe for the director's cut

spigot: hacking the mainframe so sockington can finally say the n word

pants: am i beatoff material deuce: you're in the running, you're a contender pants: so there's a chance pants: let me re-phrase: am i jackoff material deuce: THE ANSWER STANDS

spigot: premature ejaculation encouragement pants: huhhhhhhhhhhhhh burgers

pants: do u want to see nude pix of me doing nude things deuce: give examples first pants: uh you know like uh pants: using norton disk doctor deuce: hot

spigot: splish splash / i was sucking a dick

spigot: ..............+++++++++++++++ spigot: i put penis on keys (is why so long) all the pluses are from ladies pants: what about the dots spigot: you are under arrest

deuce: you know what deuce: modern Triscuits suck cock spigot: i hear they are not good deuce: they are not

deuce: I'M NOT LISTENING pants: of course you are, don't be silly

spigot: when people are at a party drinking wine in a box i take it out of the box so they have to refill their glasses by squeezing a plastic bag of hospital urine

spigot: if i had two popes i'd probably leave one at work just to have it there pants: and I hope the popes are represented by people of color who are also queer or trans allies spigot: or leave one in the car pants: hope rhymes with pope spigot: can we make it three popes pants: anime with gay

pants: work the program (the program is my dick/balls combo) deuce: your package, as it were deuce: so to speak deuce: so-called pants: to be fair it's more of a gift bag

spigot: past a certain age a man without a dong in his mouth can be a bad thing

deuce: I'm a sex goddess pants: praying at your altar deuce: you're doing it wrong pants: i know pants: that's my kink

pants: piss on me please deuce: I counter with an offer of a fistfuck deuce: wait how about this: deuce: I punch you in the balls and you let me effigy: ya, fuck that boomer shit, let's fistfuck

spigot: hey google: web comics spigot: did you mean stick figures with down syndrome

pants: i am the beatoff queen deuce: confined to the beatoff pen pants: cocksucking in the data center.wav

pants: why did the marines in aliens ask if it was "another bug hunt" have they dealt with bugs before deuce: the implication is clearly yes

spigot: apple walnut loaf ??? thank you so much !!!! spigot: ***thonk*** garbage can spigot: rainforest prune crisps with real flax seeds ??? awesome spigot: thonk spigot: cranberry oat bars ??? spigot: apricot pecan shortbread ???? spigot: plum raisin scones with orange peel marmalade ??? spigot: thonk thonk thonk spigot: let's all squeeze in for a quick photo spigot: blam blam blam spigot: literally fucking die

spigot: i'll bet at chevron q*bert pumps gas with his mouth and then pulls out and sprays gas all over the car

spigot: schrodinger's cam spigot: simultaneously up the skirt and down the blouse

pants: sitting in the dark, daring you to beat me off deuce: you need some new gags pants: no i don't think i do

deuce: I am officially fat deuce: no clothes fit well, I constantly feel uncomfortable deuce: welp, better eat something

spigot: time to ***science*** the shit outta this!!!!!!!! spigot: i turned mars into a penis pump

deuce: I would just like to say for the record that grand theft auto's portrayal of the US Army deployed on US soil is unrealistic because that would violate posse commitatus pants: putting on my goggles, going out into the nuclear zone (i'm in an 1980s post-apocalyptic movie)

spigot: dateline hollywood: i'm in talks to lick dick

deuce: t pants let's start doing a board game night deuce: but we'll play nothing but Cosmic Encounter and then engage in a murder-suicide pact pants: are you ready to butthole deuce: is the verb to butthole transitive or intransitive deuce: I'll wait for the answer right here pants: we'll be right back after these messages pants: and we're back

spigot: how about 21 pump street where i give you 21 pumps and you're back on the street

deuce: drinking snakebites, eating turkey & pastrami sandwiches, and sucking dick deuce: and I'm all out of dicks to suck

pants: suck them all off pants: sorry wrong window pants: totally suck them pants: why won't this thing switch chat rooms pants: oh!!!!!!!!!!! pants: this was the right room all along: pants: suck them

spigot: marriage is between a dong and a bong pants: and then getting your dong stuck in the bong, wearing a mumu to work, hoping nobody notices the bong dragging around

spigot: sucking ten dicks but also thinking this could have been an email

spigot: a dong in my mouth spigot: i'm told it's the equivalent of a chest x-ray

effigy: wait, Animal Crossing is on the Switch?!?! pants: '80s aerobics dramedy

spigot: please stop asking which folder contains blacked waifus spigot: they're all right there on the desktop

deuce: WELCOME TO (checks phone) SAN JOSE effigy: IS THAT THE ROSICRUCIAN MUSEUM??? deuce: WHO GIVES A SHIT

deuce: DANCE FOR ME pants: i have no formal training, this is only a ritual i've seen performed from a distance pants: what i'm saying is that you need to set your expectations appropriately

spigot: a love letter to dicklicking

spigot: the jerkoff instructions you shared were super helpful, thank you spigot: i'd been jerking ***on*** this whole time spigot: plus i wasn't touching my penis, had no idea that was a thing

spigot: instead of robots there should be blowbots spigot: beep boop beep boop spigot: malfunction spigot: erectile malfunction spigot: bzzt spigot: please insert ten thousand dollars spigot: folks the blowbots are taking our blowjobs

deuce: piss pants: now you're talking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! about piss

spigot: Every 73 seconds another American is sexually assaulted. spigot: and boy is my penis ***tired*** spigot: my limp, tube sock penis spigot: my droopy, argyle mervyn's sweater sleeve penis spigot: my sad pixar lamp penis spigot: my miserable lopsided penis customized with glue and glitter and googly eyeballs spigot: please: one per american

spigot: horseplay pants: in the showers

deuce: my name's Hillary Clinton and I put things in my butt spigot: did she seriously say this deuce: m-m-maybe

pants: i'm a small bash script deuce: I'm invoking you because you have a bangpath and are executable pants: also i'm needlessly brief and i have no error handling deuce: chmod +x pants

pants: sure it feels good to sleep in and drink a freshly-ground cup of coffee but have you tried cocksucking pants: well how do you know you wouldn't like it

deuce: I'm a beautiful princess deuce: GLHGLHGLGHHLGHLHGLHGHGHGH HORRIBLE ANTIBIOTIC DIARRHEA

spigot: when they wear condoms it takes me right out of the story

spigot > the joker is loitering on private property ????? spigot > understood!!!! spigot > right away commissioner!!!! spigot > no you hang up spigot > no you hang up spigot > clonk / ba-donk spigot > to the bat cave!!!!!!!!!! spigot > (to put on my bat suit) spigot > my bat underpants spigot > my bat shirt spigot > my bat slacks spigot > my bat sweater spigot > my bat socks spigot > my bat shoes spigot > got my bat keys, my bat wallet, my bat smokes, my bat lighter spigot > calling a bat uber spigot > fifteen minutes ?!???????? spigot > to the bat bong !!!!!!!!! spigot > bllbblblllbblbhlbhl spigot > COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH GLK GNK COUGH COUGH COUGH OW GOD spigot > COUGH COUGH COUGH GOD DAMN COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH spigot > HURRRK HORRRK spigot > jesus fucking fuck spigot > toker v joker lol spigot > nnggg spigot > zzzzzzz

deuce: THERE WILL NEVER BE A LAST CASE pants: somebody fucked a monkey deuce: why is everyone being such a baby it's only killed (looks at paperwork) 3.6 roentgens ... not great, not terrible

spigot: poking a corn dog through the hole and pulling out just the stick spigot: an unforgettable luncheon

spigot: on which neighborhood properties are the prostitutes buried spigot: give me a rough Zestimate

pants: stand on my chest as i drown in a puddle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! deuce: finding a way to turn your head while I stand here so you at least aspirate some water in the puddle rather than wasting both of our time pants: pfptfptpfptpft why am i not going into shock blbahblbhlabbllbbl deuce: this is mostly just inconvenient rather than dangerous: that's what happens when you pay someone incompetent to drown you pants: maybe try choking me

pants: why do bad things happen to good people like me pants: sexy, handsome people such as myself

spigot: shitting out the pillars of creation spigot: more like the poollars of creation spigot: okay they won't go down the toilet spigot: now the entire universe is flooded spigot: where's that dipper

deuce: is your dong woke pants: it is an ally

deuce: if I could be any kind of Zapf I'd be a Dingbat pants: and i'd chase you around my kitchen with a broom deuce: as God intended pants: praise Him

spigot: hands up who's a dumb dong who takes frequent naps

pants: maybe I just really like clamping things pants: dicks, tits, balls, doesn't matter to me, it's all going to get clamped somewhere along the line deuce: einer clampen

spigot: i ask that you kindly address my neurodiversity spigot: OW GOD NOT SO LOUD spigot: STOP spigot: never mind jesus spigot: oh there's nobody there

spigot: yes, good hello i would like to report a coronavirus symptom spigot: there's a tingling sensation in my erectioNNNNNNNnnnn spigot: >>> ejaculates <<< spigot: ha ha you do phone sex spigot: clonk / ba-donk

deuce: NORTH AMERICA IS DEVOID OF LIFE

spigot: do you care if i hook up my CPAP to the blue shock mountain dew slurpee machine

deuce: t pants oh, two more things: spigot: putting 9gag watermarks on holocaust photos deuce: 1. to handle things I just turned all the bytes to strs as they come in; with UTF-8, it's possible that a UTF-8 Unicode code point will get split up across two chunks and so the conversion will fail, but that would be exceptionally rare so won't interfere with progress for now; deuce: 2. I noticed that some text you were using with accents (cafe) wasn't showing up correctly in a telnet session (it was getting a bad Unicode symbol meaning it's the wrong encoding), but I didn't investigate; it's possible that you're using Latin-1 instead of UTF-8 (but I didn't check)

pants: LOBBY pants: You are in a public restroom. The floor and walls are decorated in tasteful tiles. Smells funny in here. There are stalls to the south, west and east. Hint: Type "quests" to show progress in the game. ** NEW QUEST: LEAVE THE PUBLIC BATHROOM ** pants: Connection closed by foreign host.

spigot: time to drink coffee and eat candy and watch movies all day spigot: hot tip: reese's "fast break" spigot: (king size plz)

spigot: so that song you wrote about E.T. spigot: love the energy spigot: got a few notes spigot: how about spigot: instead of "turn on your heart light" spigot: maybe just "send me your dick pics" spigot: all those in favor / motion passes / great goodbye spigot: ring ring spigot: ring ring spigot: ring ring spigot: also we'd like him to collect reese's penises

deuce: please approve my pull request to lick dick pants: lgtm pants: +1

spigot: !Pankaja spigot: !Pankajan spigot: !Pankajeet spigot: !Pankhuri spigot: !Panna spigot: !Pannalal spigot: !Panner spigot: !Panshul spigot: !Parag spigot: !Param spigot: just ten more pages and my filter will be finished

deuce: let's touch dicks pants: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! deuce: just horrible, awful people pants: okay

deuce: my cat barfed in my shoe pants: in or on deuce: in deuce: and around pants: well i guess i can beat off to that, i'm not sure deuce: only one way to find out!!! deuce: (slaughter half the native population) pants: SMALLPOX THE BLANKETS

deuce: you are die now pants: but i want to live (forever) deuce: you are too precious to live forever pants: well yes but deuce: also gay pants: hold on a minute deuce: up your ass pants: a goshdarn deuce: between your cheeks pants: i am cooperating

pants: pinching my wiener until i cry out effigy: Mmmmm

spigot: folks covid-19 can lay dormant in your rear end for up to ten inches

pants: standing on you like a hose deuce: forcing me to exhale all my precious oxygen deuce: huhhhhhhhhhhhhhggghg-h (some spit) pants: putting a kink in you pants: now you spray sideways

spigot: if i can't touch my face can i touch your boobs

pants: fuck yeah deuce: the same

deuce: well I'm both fat and bored and also just ate!!! deuce: now I'm considering beating off deuce: this is our daily standup

spigot: what's this about a control grope spigot: how / are ya fixed / for pricks

pants: pump up the volume pants: pump up the volume pants: pump up the volume pants: pump up the volume pants: pump up the volume atandt: brothers and sisters pants: pump up the volume pants: pump up the volume pants: pants pants

deuce: all I wanted was some corned beef and hard boiled eggs and it turned into The Road deuce: thinkin' about pizza spigot: farm fresh aids deuce: even though I already ate earlier??? spigot: spare me your euphemisms, it's gay conversion camp for daddy's chubby little faggot

deuce: I'm a Pascal string spigot: crispy . . . . . . . . . . . . . spigot: (wait for it) spigot: times two deuce: fuck my brown ass

spigot: i think wifi is slow today cause of all the toilet paper and wet wipes

deuce: fat as fat can be pants: [minecraft skeleton noises]

pants: urrrrk chest pains pants: no wait these are the usual sunday night chest pains pants: hi guys deuce: in the bottom

dick: IF YOU WERE A MOUNTAIN, YOU'D BE MT. REALLY QUEER dick: IF YOU WERE A PLANET, YOU'D BE PLANET SQUIRMY DICK dick: IF I WERE A CARTOON CHARACTER, I'D BE BLONDIE BUMSTEAD deuce: HUNGRY FOR COCK

spigot: i'm not a nerd who washes his hands

deuce: ready for some fun facts deuce: blhablhblhblgab bhlgbuahtlbtulh ablhgblahutbtdlbhtlbuh alhdrlighw4eillk lkf sfl34f hrlshelf k 34ofih 34f 4flkef h34f3 948 klsdf f8 34f 384ofh 34lfkhs890fytwe 9fh43fihofhlsa

deuce: CAN WE TALK? spigot: ABOUT DICK deuce: THAT'S ALL IT IS WITH YOU

spigot: today's murder trials are all about boring cell phone towers spigot: the one time putting your phone down is a good idea and the dipshit just doesn't

pants: are you really a female body inspector deuce: well what does my badge say

spigot: enough coronavirus chatter, let's talk OLYMPICS !!!

pants: love 2 shelter in place deuce: already beat off once!! deuce: then I changed the catbox!!!! pants: hot deuce: also I took out the trash!!!! and got colorectal cancer pants: such is life

pants: please suck it deuce: never pants: how do you know you won't like it till you suck it for 10-20 mins pants: we can listen to a podcast during

spigot: can't wait for corona to be over so i can take these condoms off spigot: getting difficult to tinkle in this expanding balloon of urine

deuce: I'm not sure why we should be so scared about the coefficient of variation??? {{{ STATISTICS JOKE }}} pants: i do not care for the company of deviants deuce: WELL YOU HAVE CHOSEN STRANGE FRIENDS THEN

spigot: wait stop spigot: do you mean to say i could beat off to premium content spigot: for free

deuce: You made your saving throw, fag. pants: You have been killed by a cuddle elf.

pants: t deuce do you think this would be a good firearm for a first-time owner pants: HLAGHULAHGLUAG deuce: it is classified as a destructive device so you cannot own it legally

spigot: if licking dick is wrong i'll just stop doing it, not a big deal

pants: who will go to the father/daughter dance with me deuce: are you the father of the dauggggggggg pants: i'm uh pants: well i'm whatever you need me to be pants: is that a

spigot: workin' on my brand spigot: loud beatoff sounds and faggoty horn honks

pants: filling my top hat with piss

pants: don't jack me off yet i'm still on the clock deuce: hard hat, lunch box pants: i said don't, geeze

pants: MY BOTTOM SURE CAN HOLD A LOT OF POO

spigot: putting my dong in a scone spigot: putting my dong in a flan spigot: putting my dong in a crumpet spigot: the great british beat off

pants: ? pants: ENHANCE pants: ? pants: ENHANCE pants: ?

deuce: I'm a fat fuck(tm) pants: do you also get tired performing simple tasks deuce: carrying slightly heavy things for a few minutes makes my shoulders, arms, and chest hurt and I want to die pants: you know what the worst thing in the world is????? going up stairs

effigy: I am so fat I have type III diabetes effigy: my belly precludes me from interacting with my footwear deuce: standing up after cleaning the catbox makes me wish I'd never been born pants: oh god bending over is the worst effigy: when I drop things, I become very deeply angry at myself deuce: zactly deuce: how much do I want that thing back pants: can i pick it up with my toes deuce: we're not disgusting monkeys so we don't manipulate objects with our feet effigy: I would pick it up with my toes IF I COULD SEE MY TOES pants: but what if it fits between my toes and i want it back more than i want to bend over to retrieve it

deuce: HI EVERYBODY deuce: I'D LIKE TO WALK YOU THROUGH SOME CORONAVIRUS NUMBERS I LOOKED UP BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT AND I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MATH SO I HAVE NO POSSIBLE WAY OF COMMENTING USEFULLY BUT deuce: I LIKE HEARING MY FAT FUCKING STUPID LIPS YAP

spigot: WHEN YOU SAY "DM ME" AM I SUPPOSED TO DIRTPIPE MILKSHAKE YOU spigot: IS THAT HOW PEOPLE ARE SLIDING INTO YOUR DM'S AND BM'S

deuce: my level 7 cuddle elf strikes your desalinization plant ... saving throw!!!

pants: T SPIGOT HEAR ME OUT I'M JUST SAYIN' JUST SPITBALLIN' pants: BUT WHAT IF WE DID pants: WAIT FOR IT pants: SO CLOSE pants: IMPROV OVER ZOOM

pants: GONNA NEED A BOOSTER SEAT FOR THIS GLORY HOLE pants: CAN'T QUITE REACH

spigot: HAVE NOT HEARD ONE SINGLE HEALTH CARE WORKER SAY THANK YOU

net: REALLY CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE OF THIS LICKING deuce: T NET OH I THINK YOU CAN deuce: LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL deuce: LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL deuce: LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL deuce: LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL net: OK A LITTLE MORE THEN

deuce: I'M A KITTY CAT pants: I WILL PET YOU HARD deuce: EXCELLENT pants: YOU STUPID JUNKY WHORE I'LL KILL YOU

deuce: WHY DID GOD INVENT SUCH A GODFORSAKEN HOUR OF THE MORNING pants: THERE IS NO GOD pants: ONLY KITTY pants: PRAISE HIM

spigot: HOW MANY CORN BUGLES DO YOU THINK I CAN WEAR ON MY PENIS deuce: OBVIOUSLY JUST THE ONE spigot: I THINK YOU'RE FORGETTING THEY'RE STACKABLE

pants: PISS JUG / HGLUAHLGUHAGLUG spigot: KEEP IT DOWN deuce: CHEESE IT! HERE COME THE COPS

spigot: HONK spigot: BONK spigot: YANK

spigot: WE'RE HERE spigot: WE'RE QUEER spigot: DID WE MENTION / THAT WE'RE QUEER spigot: AS IN STEERS BEERS AND QUEERS spigot: THERE'S ALSO A SEARS spigot: SO GLAD STEVE IRWIN IS DEAD

deuce: FUD!!!!!!!!!!!! pants: *F*EAR*U*NCERTAINY*D*ONGS spigot: FUD spigot: #SHEEPLE pants: FUDDS AND TACTICOOLS spigot: WHAT IF I WANT TO JERK OFF WITH SPECIFIC, WHITELISTED TEENS

deuce: I'M HERE, WHAT DO YOU WANT spigot: CHECK THIS OUT:GONNA PULL MY PANTS DOWN spigot: * * * YOINK * * * deuce: THERE'S NOTHING THERE spigot: YOU DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO VIEW THIS PREMIUM CONTENT

lobster: MAY I BE EXCUSED pants: I THOUGHT WE ATE YOU

spigot: HERE'S A PLATE OF FUCKING FIGS WE CAN ALL SHARE spigot: DID YOU NOT WANT YOUR FIG? I NOTICED YOU THREW IT OVER THE FENCE spigot: THAT WAS A TEN DOLLAR FIG FROM WHOLE FOODS

pants: PISS TESTING RESULTS: ACTUAL URINE deuce: MY PISS TESTCAME BACK:PURE ESTROGEN

deuce: LET'S PLAY WITH GUNS pants: BLAM deuce: BLAM OW BLAM URF BLAM HUHHHH BLEEDING pants: GET A TAMPON deuce: BLAM pants: OKAY SERIOUSLYHOLD ON A MINUTEMY WIENER'S OUT deuce: SHOULD I TUG ON IT OR SCREAM UNCONTROLLABLY pants: GET A MOUSETRAP

pants: I'M SUCKIN' IT deuce: MCDONALD'S BRIEF, FAILED SLOGAN pants: THE SHORT-LIVED SUCKIN' IT CAMPAIGN OF 1982

deuce: MY NAME'S NOAM CHOMSKY / AND I LIKE TO CHOMP

spigot: I DON’T LIKE IT, I DON’T APPRECIATE IT AND I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY EVERY NOW AND THEN WHILE BROWSING AROUND PORN SITES I ENCOUNTER THE PHRASE “MAKING LOVE" spigot: WHAT EVEN IS THAT deuce: SPITTING AND CHOKING pants: BACKHANDINGANDBELTHANGING

deuce: PISSY PANTS net: DO NOT MAKE FUN OF MY CONDITION

spigot: I KNOW YOU'RE NOT THE BIGGEST FAN OF ANAL SEX spigot: BUT HAVE YOU TRIED ANAL SEX IN THE >>>>>>>>>> REAR END <<<<<<<<<< ?????????? spigot: IT COULD BE A FUN NEW TWIST ON THINGS

deuce: WANA FUK pants: WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME deuce: A FUK

net: SOMETIMES WHEN I POO IT FEELS LIKE THE ASSRAPING OF MY LIFE AND THEN OTHER TIMES I DON'T ENJOY IT AT ALL

pants: WOW, THE OLDEN DAYS SURE DID SUCK deuce: YEP

spigot: HURRRRRRR SAFE AT HOME deuce: I THREW OUT YOUR GODDAMN BUTT PLUGS

deuce: HUHHHHHHHHH 1 BACON ULTIMATE CHEESEBURGER + 1 LG. CURLY FRIES = 1 NEWBORN BABY

spigot: GOD WILL GUIDE pants: HE HAS LEFT THIS PLACE pants: THE CHOICE (DRAMATIC PAUSE) (TOILET SOUNDS) IS YOURS pants: OR I COULD JUST EAT ON THIS SANDWICH FOR A WHILE LONGER

pants: SOMEBODY HAS STUFFED DOGSHIT INTO THE RABBIT HOLE pants: THERE'S NO ROOM FOR RABBITS deuce: JEAN-CHARLES THAT IS NOT WHERE THE DOGSHIT GOES

spigot: YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL ********** WORLDSTAR ********** JUST CAUSE I'M LICKING A DICK

deuce: I GOTTA SHIT

spigot: SIGH spigot: SIGH!!!!!! spigot: SIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: NOBODY CAME TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY

pants: BEATING OFF INTO pants: A COFFEE CAN BECAUSE pants: EVERYTHING ELSE IS FULL

pants: HEY DO YOU NEED ANY EXTRA POND SNAILS pants: FOR WHATEVER REASON, NONE OF MY BUSINESS WHAT YOU DO WITH THEM deuce: NO THANKS I'M GOOD ON THE POND SNAIL FRONT

deuce: AD HOC???/ MORE LIKE ADD COCK deuce: FINE I'LL LEAVE

spigot: SEE: ONE PIZZA IS FOR ME, THE OTHER PIZZA IS ALSO FOR ME

pants: IS THAT A BAGUETTE IN YOUR PANTS OR ARE YOU HAPPY TO SEE ME deuce: :BAGUETTE_BREAD:

spigot: H H H H H HOTDOGS ???? HOT DOGS spigot: HOT / DOGS spigot: I DON'T WANT TO GET OFF ON A RANT HERE, BUT . . . . . . . . . . . spigot: **********URK SPLURK********** spigot: (GOT OFF SORRY)

pants: WOULD SIR CARE FOR TEA IN THE VIVARIUM

pants: JUST CRAPPED OUT A PERFECT ROUND RIPE TOMATO pants: JUST POPPED IT RIGHT OUT ONTO THE FLOOR FOR ALL THE WORLD TO NOPE NEVERMIND THAT'S CRAP pants: SORRY FOR THE SPAM

deuce: I LIKE THE WORD _GASLIGHTING_ SO I'M GOING TO USE IT EVERYWHERE pants: NO YOU’VE NEVER LIKED THAT WORD

deuce: SHOW US YOUR TITS pants: WEARING A SUIT OF ARMOR, NOT EASY TO FLAP THEM OUT deuce: DO OR DIE pants: CLANK CLONK HOLD ON (FOOT STUCK IN WASTEPAPER BASKET)

deuce: ] deuce: DICKS spigot: T DEUCE THE DICKS MUST BE ENCLOSED WITH THE SQUARE BRACKETS (THANKS)

pants: HEY :look: THESE TWO IDIOTS deuce: WHAT THE HELL :?: A BUNCH OF FAT SHITS pants: YEAH IT'S BEEN DOING THAT SINCE YESTERDAY deuce: RUDE :hey: BACK I WAS JUST KIDDING AROUNDDON'T LEAVE, FATTIES, LOOK I BROUGHT HAMBURGERS ?????

deuce: NUGGGGGGH BEING FORCED INSIDE OUT spigot: SO YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS FOR ONCE deuce: MY PROLAPSED FEELINGS

deuce: *SOME* CUMDODGING ALLOWED spigot: TONY SOPRANOEVALUATING ITON A CASE-BY-CASE BASIS spigot: FIRST OF ALL, IF YOU'RE DODGING: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THIS BUSINESS spigot: NO DISRESPECT

deuce: I HAVE A BONER deuce: WAIT MY BAD IT WAS JUST GAS pants: A STORY OLDER THAN TIME

deuce: WHAT ARE YOU DOING GOOD SIR pants: UH NOTHING pants: EATING FRUIT AND MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS pants: PRACTICING LINES FOR A PLAY pants: PRETENDING TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK TO SEE WHAT MY FRIENDS WILL DO pants: TOUCHING MYSELF THROUGH MY JEANS pants: SWATTING AT AN INVISIBLE BEE deuce: OH GOD OH GOD IT'S NOT INVISIBLE

pants: WHO WANTSPANCAKES spigot: SHUT THEFUCK UP pants: PAN / CAKESPAN / CAKESPAN / CAKESPAN / CAKES pants: THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING spigot: HOLDING MY BREATHUNTIL YOU DIE

pants: DROWN ME deuce: DROWNING YOU, AYE pants: DROWNING IN PROGRESS (DIP) pants: BLBLBLBL DROWNING NOISES.WAV deuce: HUH UH UH BUH

pants: :NOTES: ALL DRESSED UP spigot: WITH BUTTONSAND BOWS :NOTES: spigot: :NOTES: YOU'RE SUCKINGOUR DICKS pants: THAT'S JUSTHOW IT GOES :NOTES:

spigot: CARPE SUCK IT spigot: LICK MY DICK spigot: DOO DAH spigot: DOO DAH spigot: KINDA WISH I COULD TALK TO MYSELF IN THE SAME PANEL

deuce: THERE'S A BABY GROWING INSIDE ME deuce: OH, NEVER MIND, IT'S A SHIT

deuce: BUT SOFT! DOES SURELY MY NEWFOUND POO PRESS AGAINST MY BUMHOLE WITH GREAT ALACRITY pants: MMM YEAH THAT'S SO UH HOT YEAH IT IS HOT

spigot: THE FUCK IS A PRONOUN

pants: ARE WE ALL HERE spigot: SHOULD WE GET STARTED deuce: AM I ON spigot: HOW'S MY SOU deuce: CAN YOU SEE ME OKAY pants: SHOULD WE WAITA FEW MINS spigot: TEST TEST HOW MY SOU pants: AM I FROZENI THINK YOU'RE FROZEN deuce: MY LAPTOP IS VERY VERY VERY VERYVERY VERY VERY VERYVERY VERY HOT spigot: OWS M SOU pants: VIRUSES ARE FAKEAND MASKS ARE GAY

spigot: PERMISSION TODAFQBOSIDPEIYF pants: WHAT spigot: I WOULD LIKE TOD A F Q B S I D P E R I Y FIF YOU PLEASE pants: >>> ROT 13 <<< D A F Q B S I D P E R I Y F ? ? ? ? ? ? ? spigot: NO pants: I RESPECTFULLY GIVE UP spigot: DO A FEW QUICK BEATOFFS SO I DON'T PREMATURELY EJACULATE RIGHT IN YOUR FACE

deuce: :AVOCADO: deuce: PUT YOUR WIENER IN ME pants: REMOVE THE PIT FIRST deuce: NOPE deuce: THAT'S WHAT YOU FUCK deuce: (FRICTION) pants: IT'S GONNA GET SLOPPY deuce: THAT'S WHAT MAKES AMERICA GREAT

dick: THEY CALL IT CHEESE, BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT IT TASTES LIKE

spigot: ? **BRAN** FRAN / CISCO spigot: LOUD SPLUTTERY SHIT spigot: ?? **KLAN** FRAN / CISCO spigot: LONG FLUTTERY ROBES

effigy: [C[4~[A[A[A[A[A[A deuce: SOMEONE TEACH THAT GUY TO FUCKING TALK

spigot: BOYS spigot: BOYS spigot: BOYS spigot: BOYS spigot: BOYS spigot: BOYS spigot: BOYS spigot: BOYS spigot: BOYS spigot: BOYS spigot: BOYS spigot: BOYS spigot: BOYS spigot: BOYS spigot: BOYS

spigot: TAKE A QUICK PIC OF ME IN FRONT OF THIS WALL PAINTED EXACTLY THE COLOR OF A CORN DOG

pants: FROGS LIKE FROG FOOD

deuce: I RESPECT YOU AS A THING THAT I WISH TO FUCK pants: SO AN OBJECT deuce: SHUSH, THING I WISH TO FUCK

spigot: A TIRESOME WALK-ON FROM RACQUEL DARIAN ALL BUT CONFIRMS THIS FEATURE SHOULD BE TITLED CURSE . . . OF THE FAT WOMAN deuce: THAT IS JUST CRUEL deuce: OH WAIT THERE'S HER HUSBAND ?

spigot: I MISS ACTUALLYHANGING OUT WITH****PEOPLE**** SAID ONLY FAGS

pants: ?????? ?????? pants: THESE ARE ANIMALS I WANNA FUCK

pants: NEVER FORGET FLIPPER BABY DEUCE (AS SEEN IN THE COMIC CHAT ABOUT BOX) deuce: FORGOTTEN

spigot: WILL U ACCEPTTHIS ROSE spigot: :ROSE: spigot: I'M OVER HERESTUPID deuce: :ROSE: spigot: THAT WAS A GAY TRAP FOR GAY TRAPS PROVING GAYS AND TRAPS CAN WORK TOGETHER

deuce: I'M A YAML FILE deuce: LAUGH AT ME pants: :SALUTE: deuce: I SAID LAUGH AT ME

spigot: FATHER OF SLAINSIX YEAR OLD SPEAKS OUT spigot: BABA BOOEY BABA BOOEYHOWARD STERN'S PENIS spigot: IF YOU VACCINATEAN AUTISTIC CHILDIT PUTS HIM OR HERIN A SPECIAL SECRETVIDEO GAME MODE

pants: PLEASE PISS ON ME deuce: WHAT WILL I GET IN RETURN FOR THE AFOREMENTIONED PISS deuce: I MEAN I GET A LOT OF OFFERS; WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO FOR ME deuce: PLEASE EXECUTE ME pants: UP AGAINST THE WALL

spigot: WHY DOES EVERYTHING IN THIS HOUSE SMELL LIKE COCAINE spigot: WAIT A MI

deuce: GO FUCK YOURSELF pants: TSK pants: LOVING IT pants: BARF ON IT pants: MAYBE GIVE IT A LITTLE KISS pants: FOR GOOD LUCK deuce: WHAT DID I JUST SAY

spigot: I'M A VAMPIRE deuce: ME TOO spigot: WE CAN BE FAGGOTS deuce: OKAY THAT WOULD BE COOL I GUESS spigot: LOVE deuce: GLUG

net: ROAR net: I'M A TIGER deuce: I'M A TIGER SHARK net: ALL STRIPEDY AND ORANGE deuce: (I SUCK DICK)

spigot: folks: when i say i need to "pass" on a meeting, it's not an invitation to reschedule the meeting

deuce: T PANTS IN MATHEMATICS THE SUCCESSOR OPERATION IS NAMED `SUCC` effigy: WHAT ARE FACTORIALS CALLED??? pants: FACC

spigot: WHY IS EVERYONE TRYING TO BE BANE

pants: COCKS pants: THEY'RE LEAN AND THEY'RE MEAN pants: ALSO THEY'RE UGLY AND STEAL BOOKS FROM THE LIBRARY

spigot: THE FIVE DOLLAR FROG ATE THE THIRTY DOLLAR FROG

pants: FARTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! deuce: NEVER pants: I WANT TO DIE deuce: I DO NOT WANT YOU TO DIE pants: YOU HAVE 2 WISHES LEFT deuce: FUCK

spigot: ! !! ! ! JEAN-CHARLES ! ! !! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! spigot: MY GIRLFRIEND IS PREGNANT WITH TWINS AND YOU HAVE LITTERED THE ENTIRE SPIRAL STAIRCASE WITH BANANA PEELS ! ! ! !! ! spigot: ACTUALLY GOOD WORK TODAY, NVM

deuce: :MUSICAL_NOTES: WHO PUTS PEANUTS UP HIS BUTT /I DO / I DO deuce: ("DOO DAH") pants: DON’T FEED THE SQUIRRELS

spigot: THPIGOT IS TYPING (FLAPPING, FLOPPY HANDS OVER IMAGINARY PIANO) pants: (SAD) ALL RIGHT pants: WHY MUST WE pants: CAN'T YOU

deuce: SUICIDE VESTS pants: MAYBE THEY SHOULD TRY A SUICIDE TURTLENECK OR A SUICIDE ASCOT JUST TO MIX IT UP ONCE IN A WHILE deuce: SUICIDE CAPRI PANTS pants: WHATEVER MAKES MELOOK SLIM

spigot: INSTEAD OF LAUGHING AT :POINT-RIGHT: ME :POINT-LEFT: FOR GETTING FAT DURING QUARANTINE spigot: I'D LIKE TO SEE :POINT-RIGHT: YOU :POINT-LEFT: WALK ONE OR TWO FEET IN MY ORTHOPEDIC LOAFERS LIKE I MANAGE ON A GOOD DAY spigot: MY GOOGLE TIMELINE SAYS I WENT TO WALGREENS IN FEBRUARY

deuce: TOUCHING WANGS pants: TRANSPORTER ACCIDENTS deuce: DEFORMED DICKS pants: SQUIRT THEM WITH LIGHTER FLUID AND BURN THEM DOWN deuce: HAIRSPRAY AND A LIGHTER pants: NAPALM STICKS TO LITTLE GIRLS

spigot: ARE WE REALLY STILL MAKING KEYBOARDS WHERE ONE KEY IS SPECIFICALLY FOR SHUTTING DOWN BY ACCIDENT deuce: THIS IS THEWAY OF THE WORLD deuce: SAY SOMETHINGDIPSHIT spigot: WEIGH INWITH YOUR TWO GODDAMN CENTS deuce: SOUND OFFIN THE COMMENTS spigot: CAST YOUR VOTE***NOW**** deuce: DO YOU***LITERALLY***SUCK DICKS spigot: ARE YOU APETER PUFFER pants: I DON'TUSE COMPUTERS

spigot: IF GOD WANTED :POINT_RIGHT: :POINT_RIGHT: MEN :POINT_LEFT: :POINT_LEFT: spigot: TO SUCK :POINT_RIGHT: :POINT_RIGHT: DICKS :POINT_LEFT: :POINT_LEFT: spigot: HE WOULD HAVE GIVEN THEM :POINT_RIGHT: :POINT_RIGHT: MOUTHS AND DICKS :POINT_LEFT: :POINT_LEFT:

spigot: FOLKS WHAT DID ONE LAWYER SAY TO THE OTHER LAYWER spigot: WE'RE BOTH LAWYERS

pants: THE HAMBURGER MENU IS MAKING ME HUNGRY

deuce: I FORMALLY OPPOSE THE VOLSTEAD ACT

spigot: SORRY WHAT spigot: DO I "STAN"YOUR PENIS spigot: I MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT spigot: SAY AGAIN spigot: OH I'M *** STANDING ***ON YOUR PENIS spigot: SORRY TO HEAR IT spigot: I HAVE TO STANDSOMEWHERE

spigot: i lick dick spigot: RIP my inbox

pants: T DEUCE IF YOUR MOUTH WAS A CUNT I’D FUCK IT pants: HEY YOU KNOW WHAT deuce: I WOULD LIKE TO GO HOME NOW

pants: WELP ANYWAY LET'S GO OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WOODS TOGETHER (NO REASON) pants: C'MON GET IN deuce: SURELY NOTHINGBAD WILL HAPPEN deuce: TO EITHER OF US pants: NOT ON SUCH A SPLENDID DAY SUCH AS TODAY

spigot: T PANTS ASKING FOR THE LAST TIME SINCE YOU SEEM UNWILLING TO RESPOND: *DO YOU THINK BAILEY JAY HAS GAINED WEIGHT*

deuce: ARE WE SURE THE Q IN QANON DOESN'T STAND FOR QUEER pants: THAT WOULD BE HOT

deuce: SO WHAT'S IT FEEL LIKE TO A BE A YEAR OLDER deuce: WAIT WRONG HOLIDAY deuce: WHAT'S IT FEEL LIKE TO COME BACK FROM THE DEAD deuce: NOPE THAT'S NOT IT EITHER

deuce: HAPPY pants: :SMILEY: deuce: SAD pants: :CRY: deuce: HAPPY pants: :SMILEY: deuce: SAD pants: :CRY: deuce: HAPPY pants: :SMILEY: deuce: GETTING FUCKEDIN THE ASS deuce: YOU HESITATED pants: :FRIES:

spigot: NO I WILL NOT "MAKE OUT" WITH YOU

pants: DO WIENERDOGS EVEN HAVE WIENERS pants: WHAT PART DO I SUCK, THE WIENER PART OR THE WHOLE THING OR pants: PLEASE SEND THE NATIONAL GUARD

spigot: BELLA BELLZ SHOULD JUST CHANGE HER NAME TO COMMAND W deuce: B-B-BUT SHE'S GOT A BIG B-B-B- NO (FORCIBLY CLOSES WINDOW WITH MALLET) spigot: OVERRULED (BANGS GAVEL UNTIL CIRCULAR GAVEL SURFACE ROLLS OFF DESK) deuce: DONGS DONGS DONGS DONGS

deuce: I BOUGHT NEW UNDERWEAR THAT I'M TRYING OUT pants: HOW’S THAT GOING deuce: SHOULD I MODEL THEM FOR YOU GUYS :DANCER: deuce: :FISHING_POLE_AND_FISH: pants: I CAN ALREADY SEE YOU THROUGH THE VARIOUS SECRET CAMS deuce: I'M JERKING OFF RIGHT NOW pants: I KNOW

deuce: HELLO TINNITIS pants: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE

effigy: APPARENTLY THE GROUP "BOYS II MEN" IS NOT A DELIVERY SERVCE

deuce: I'M TRYING TO SUCK OFF THIS OUROBOROS BUT THERE'S NO PLACETO START ?!?!?!?!?!?! pants: CHOP OFF THEMIDDLE I GUESS

spigot: PROBABLY GET DOWNVOTED TO HELL BUT I LICK DICK

pants: CAN'T GET PAST THE NADS IN MONADS

spigot: IS MY TAROT DECK OUT OF DATE CAUSE I CAN'T LOCATE THE QUEEN OF GAPES deuce: CHECK THE BACK SIDE

pants: A BUTTHOLE OF MY OWN pants: NO, NO, LET’S GO WITH: pants: A BUTTHOLE OF ONE’S OWN pants: CHEF'S KISS deuce: A BUTTHOLE TOCALL ONE'S OWN deuce: LET'S COMMITTEE THIS MOTHERFUCKER INTO THE GROUND pants: CAN WE GET THE PRETENTIOUS PART BEFORE THE CRUDE PART SOMEHOW pants: SO THEN THE BUTTHOLE REALLY HITS YOU IN THE FACE deuce: ONE'S OWN BUTTHOLE pants: I DON’T THINK THERE’S ONE RIGHT ANSWER pants: WE DON’T HAVE A BUDGET, WE CAN GO WITH ALL THE OPTIONS

spigot: T PANTS GONNA INDULGE THREE OR FOUR MORE BIG FAT SPLUTTERY AND/OR SHOE-SHAPED SHITS, HOW DOES THAT WORK FOR YOU

pants: BEATING OFF IN THE HOLODECK (IT'S NOT EVEN ON, IT'S JUST A YELLOW GRID)

effigy: DUDE ***WHAT***\N THE ***SHIZZLE***\NIS UP WITH YO\N***MAMACITA*** ??? deuce: SHE FELL DOWN deuce: AND SHE COULDN'T GET UP AGAIN deuce: A FRIEND FOUND HER A DAY LATER WHEN SHE WAS SEVERELY DEHYDRATED deuce: GOT HER TO THE HOSPITAL AND SHE TESTED POSITIVE FOR COVID-19 deuce: SHE STILL HAS PROBLEMS TAKING CARE OF HERSELF

deuce: CHRIST ON A CRUTCH I'M FAT pants: S A M E

deuce: FOLKS, MANGOSTEEN deuce: THAT'S ALL I'M SAYIN' spigot: MY DAD HAS THE KIND OF CANCER WHICH DISAPPEARS AFTER A FRUIT JUICE

effigy: CLICK LOOKS A LOT LIKE DICK spigot: THAT'S SAD

pants: REALLY LEAN IN pants: CLOSER pants: CLOSER pants: HULGHALGHALUGHLUAHG pants: TINKLEPISS deuce: URINEPEE

deuce: SHUT UP pants: I’M SORRY FOR TALKING

pants: THAT’S SO HOT IMAGINE MA AND PA KETTLE TOTALLY DOIN’ IT pants: MMM YEAH OOOH BOY A THREE-WAY WITH ME AND MA AND PA KETTLE

deuce: ? BACON CHEESEBURGER (BURGERS) ? ADD EXTRA PATTY (+ 300 CALORIES) ? A-1 SAUCE (+15 CALORIES) ? EXTRA BACON (+ 80 CALORIES) ? EXTRA CHEESE (+ 140 CALORIES) ? LETTUCE (+5 CALORIES), REGULAR ? MUSTARD (+ 0 CALORIES), EXTRA ? ONIONS (+10 CALORIES), REGULAR

deuce: FACE VELVET CHURCH DAISY RED

spigot: LOL POOR PEOPLE deuce: T PANTS "LOL" STANDS FOR "LAUGHING OUT LOUD"

pants: CAN'T WE SEND THE HOMELESS PEOPLE BACK IN TIME deuce: TO BEFORE THE EARTH HAD AN OXYGEN ATMOSPHERE???? WORKING ON IT pants: OR TO THE TIME OF CAVEMEN AND DINOSAURS

spigot: FINALLY SOME GOOD NEWS: MY WELLS FARGO ONLINE STATEMENT IS AVAILABLE

pants: GHOSTFACE KILLAH TEACHES BREAD FUNDAMENTALS: pants: SESSION ONE: QUICK BREADS, FOCACCIA, AND NATURAL STARTERS pants: SESSION TWO: BAGUETTES, NO-KNEAD, ENGLISH MUFFINS, SANDWICH BREADS pants: SESSION THREE: PIZZA, RICH DOUGHS, LEVAIN pants: THIS IS ALL VERY EXCITING pants: DEADMAU5 TEACHES TYPING

spigot: GUESS I’M A REAL COWBOY NOW(SPITS IN ZIPLOC PLASTIC BAG,UBERS TO NEAREST SPITTOON)

deuce: LONG, UNWASHED HAIR, HUGE LAPELS, AND UNBUTTONED SHIRTS pants: CHEST HAIR ANDFLOPPY DUMB DONGS pants: WE DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO GET HARD UNTIL THE NINETEEN EIGHTIES pants: THIS IS CNN

pants: NUGGGGGGGGH APPLESAUCE

spigot: CAN WE GET THE JERKOFF INSTRUCTORS TO STOP PANTOMIMING THE BEAT-OFF MOTION spigot: MAYBE WE NEED JERKOFF INSTRUCTORS INSTRUCTORS

deuce: TIME TO TEST MY NEW BOOTDISKS PEOPLE spigot: GET BACK HERE AND WATCH MTV WITH ME spigot: AEON COCKS

spigot: DUDE spigot: A BOMB BLEW UP THE WORLD TRADE CENTER IN NEW YORK CITY

pants: BWAHAHAHAHAHA FART ESCAPES deuce: MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFURP

net: CROTCH CROTCH CROTCH CROTCH net: CROTCH CROTCH CROTCH CROTCH net: CROTCH CROTCH CROTCH CROTCH net: CROTCH CROTCH CROTCH CROTCH pants: YAY THE CROTCH ARMY pants: MARCHING AND SINGING THE CROTCH SONG

spigot: RABBITS GOING TO THE BATHROOM ON THE BED

pants: TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME???? pants: C'MON pants: C'MONNNNNNNNNNNNNN deuce: NOT UNTIL YOU CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK pants: FIRST OF ALL I DON'T HAVE A ROOM I HAVE A BED OF SAWDUST FASHIONED INTO A NEST AND SECOND I DON'T HAVE SUMMER SCHOOL deuce: NO ARGUING, JAYBIRD pants: I AM TAKING AN ONLINE COURSE COVERING HOW TO STUFF LARGE OBJECTS IN MY CHEEKS BUT THAT'S SELF-DIRECTED

pants: BREAD AND BUTTER,TOAST AND JAM spigot: LICK MY DICKON THE NETSCAPE CAM

pants: ARE YOU SURE pants: YOU WANT TO pants: RETURN pants: TO THE MAIN MENU pants: BECAUSE IF YOU'RE NOT SURE, I'M NOT SURE!!!!!!!

spigot: I’VE BEAT OFF TO EVERYTHING, ALL PORN LOOKS LIKE ADS FOR TARGET OR OLD NAVY, I DON’T EVEN SEE IT spigot: SORRY WRONG WINDOW

deuce: MY DICK REQUIRES BIOHAZARD SAFETY LEVEL 4