BONEQUEST

EPISODES: 2020

No. Date   Title / Dialog Players Tags
7,591 1/1/2020 let go of the wheel
atandt: EVERYONE THINKS I'M STRAIGHT BUT YOU KNOW OTHERWISE spigot: LET GO OF THE WHEEL atandt: NOT UNTIL YOU'RE GAY WITH KISSES spigot: SFX: TIRES
atandt
spigot
#ants
#atandt-spigot
#jean-charles
#kisses
#not-gay
#sfx
#spigot-points
7,592 1/2/2020 time for pong
spigot: okay time for pong spigot: missed spigot: can somebody reboot pong
spigot
#black-background
#bonequest-hi-fi
#deja-vu
#irc
#non-comic-chat-comic
#pong
#sfw
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
7,593 1/3/2020 ONE VERY DISGRUNTLED CRICKET
pants: chirp pants: chirp pants: cocks
pants
#cocks
#cricket
#hi-fi
#pants-solo
#woodring-field-background
7,594 1/4/2020 don't let him
pants: DON'T LET HIM SLEEP ON HIS BACK bung: UNLESS..... deuce: HE WILL SUFFOCATE FROM THE POKES AND CHOKES
bung
deuce
pants
#bung-deuce-pants
#choking
#naked
#nude
#poking
#poking-and-choking
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-room-background
7,595 1/5/2020 what do i do what do i do
deuce: I have to pee deuce: what do I do what do I do spigot: i'm worried if the buy now button isn't a .swf people won't know to click on it
deuce
spigot
#black-background
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#flash
#pee
#programming
#repetition
#sfw
7,596 1/6/2020 some advice
spigot: if you're going to suck dick all day don't fill up on bread
spigot
#bread
#cocksucking
#dicklicking
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
7,597 1/7/2020 if i could
spigot: if i could do it all over again spigot: it'd do it all over your face spigot: again
spigot
#facial
#frog
#frogtips
#spigot-solo
#typo
#woodring-stairs-background
7,598 1/8/2020 deal with it
spigot: you just don't get it, do you? i vape. spigot: i vape and i suck dick and i'm a fucking retard spigot: (deal with it) spigot: *** vapes ***
spigot
#asterisks
#bonequest-hi-fi
#cocksucking
#dick
#retard
#spigot-solo
#suck
#vape
#vaping
#woodring-room-background
7,599 1/9/2020 flashlight
effigy: THAT'S NO FLASHLIGHT spigot: as a trans woman,
effigy
spigot
#effigy
#effigy-spigot
#flashlight
#single-panel
#spigot
#trans
#trans-woman
#urinal-background
7,600 1/10/2020 beware the c.s.u.
spigot: cigar shaped ufo
spigot
#comic-chat
#mountain-background
#sfw
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#ufo
7,601 1/11/2020 with my dong and your bong
spigot: with my dong and your bong we'd be invincible spigot: intermittent fasting while dicklicking? spigot: put your shirt back on
spigot
#bong
#dicklicking
#dong
#handjob
#homeless
#intermittent-fasting
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
7,602 1/12/2020 a dick in each hand
spigot: a dick in each hand, a cock in my mouth and a big dumb dong stuffed up my rear end spigot: half-life 4 confirmed
spigot
#cock
#dick
#dong
#dumb-dong
#half-life
#spigot-solo
#video-games
#woodring-room-background
7,603 1/13/2020 bonequest annual report 2020
deuce: happy new year, every oneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee deuce: (overly loud 400 Hz middle A sine wave) (garbled talking) (static)
deuce
#annual-report
#bonequest-hi-fi
#deuce-solo
#dick
#drunk-deuce
#macintosh
#new-years-eve
#teal-background
7,604 1/14/2020 gotta be
effigy: WHAT DO I NOT HAVE THAT I NEED TO GET to sate my consumerism ? pants: grindr pants: totally assuming you can also order hoagies or subs with the same app deuce: gotta be
deuce
effigy
pants
#app
#ass
#consumerism
#deuce-effigy-pants
#food
#grindr
#sandwiches
#white-background
7,605 1/15/2020 literally that yes
pants: literally slobbering over the knob deuce: handkerchief daintily to corners of mouth, then back to it
deuce
pants
#black-background
#cocksucking
#deuce-pants
#high-res
#knob-slobbering
7,606 1/16/2020 gender reveal
spigot: this gender reveal is just you doing poos on my face spigot: plus you're on a ladder so they really land with a plap spigot: . spigot: . spigot: . spigot: . spigot: . spigot: plap
spigot
#bonequest-hi-fi
#plap
#poo
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
7,607 1/17/2020 oh mercy
pants: oh mercy pants: which one of you strapping young bucks will catch my fall pants: feelin' chunky
pants
#chunky
#coy-pants
#fatness
#pants-solo
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
7,608 1/18/2020 unironically based and redpilled
spigot: rod & gun club spigot: folks, i'm unironically based and redpilled like the plebs on plebbit spigot: more like ghirardelli squirts
spigot
#4chan
#folks
#funloving-nonsense
#ghirardelli
#mountain-background
#reddit
#sfw
#spigot-solo
7,609 1/19/2020 the director's cut
pants: maybe you could come down and de-rust my table saw sometime honey deuce: do you use spit to do that because I have spit pants: maybe for the director's cut
deuce
pants
#america
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#sfw
#spit
#woodring-field-background
7,610 1/20/2020 hacking the mainframe
spigot: hacking the mainframe so sockington can finally say the n word
spigot
#hacking
#n-word
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
7,611 1/21/2020 beatoff material / jackoff material
pants: am i beatoff material deuce: you're in the running, you're a contender pants: so there's a chance pants: let me re-phrase: am i jackoff material deuce: THE ANSWER STANDS
deuce
pants
#beat-off
#deuce-pants
#jackoff
#woodring-field-background
7,612 1/22/2020 p.e.e.
spigot: premature ejaculation encouragement pants: huhhhhhhhhhhhhh burgers
pants
spigot
#bonequest-hi-fi
#brothers
#burgers
#encouragement
#family
#grey-background
#hhhhh
#jizz
#pants-spigot
#premature-ejaculation
#sisters
7,613 1/23/2020 give examples first
pants: do u want to see nude pix of me doing nude things deuce: give examples first pants: uh you know like uh pants: using norton disk doctor deuce: hot
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#disk-doctor
#fag
#ghetto-u
#norton
#nude
#pix
#urinal-background
7,614 1/24/2020 splish splash
spigot: splish splash / i was sucking a dick
spigot
#cocksucking
#dick
#singing
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
7,615 1/25/2020 what about the dots
spigot: ..............+++++++++++++++ spigot: i put penis on keys (is why so long) all the pluses are from ladies pants: what about the dots spigot: you are under arrest
pants
spigot
#arrest
#coy-pants
#dick
#dick-measuring
#keyboard
#millers-crossing
#pants-spigot
#urinal-background
7,616 1/26/2020 i hear they are not good
deuce: you know what deuce: modern Triscuits suck cock spigot: i hear they are not good deuce: they are not
deuce
spigot
#cock
#deuce-spigot
#food
#triscuits
#woodring-field-background
7,617 1/27/2020 of course you are
deuce: I'M NOT LISTENING pants: of course you are, don't be silly
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#listening
#sfw
#urinal-background
7,618 1/28/2020 a plastic bag of hospital urine
spigot: when people are at a party drinking wine in a box i take it out of the box so they have to refill their glasses by squeezing a plastic bag of hospital urine
spigot
#party
#spigot-solo
#suck
#urine
#wine
#woodring-room-background
7,619 1/29/2020 1,000 popes
spigot: if i had two popes i'd probably leave one at work just to have it there pants: and I hope the popes are represented by people of color who are also queer or trans allies spigot: or leave one in the car pants: hope rhymes with pope spigot: can we make it three popes pants: anime with gay
pants
spigot
#anime
#gay
#k-mart
#pants-spigot
#poc
#pope
#spigot-points
#the-two-popes
#title-mismatch
#woodring-stairs-background
7,620 1/30/2020 more of a gift bag
pants: work the program (the program is my dick/balls combo) deuce: your package, as it were deuce: so to speak deuce: so-called pants: to be fair it's more of a gift bag
deuce
pants
#balls
#deuce-pants
#dick
#dick-balls-combo
#gift-bag
#jean-charles
#package
#so-called
#woodring-room-background
7,621 1/31/2020 talking to you like a man
spigot: past a certain age a man without a dong in his mouth can be a bad thing
spigot
#cocksucking
#dong
#spigot-solo
#true-detective
#woodring-stairs-background
7,622 2/1/2020 you're doing it wrong
deuce: I'm a sex goddess pants: praying at your altar deuce: you're doing it wrong pants: i know pants: that's my kink
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#kink
#sex-goddess
#woodring-field-background
7,623 2/2/2020 let's fist again
pants: piss on me please deuce: I counter with an offer of a fistfuck deuce: wait how about this: deuce: I punch you in the balls and you let me effigy: ya, fuck that boomer shit, let's fistfuck
deuce
effigy
pants
#balls
#boomers
#chubby-checker
#deuce-effigy-pants
#fisting
#greatest-generation
#piss
#woodring-room-background
7,624 2/3/2020 web comics
spigot: hey google: web comics spigot: did you mean stick figures with down syndrome
spigot
#did-you-mean
#down-syndrome
#google
#mousehole
#spigot-solo
#webcomics
#xkcd
7,625 2/4/2020 cocksucking in the data center.wav
pants: i am the beatoff queen deuce: confined to the beatoff pen pants: cocksucking in the data center.wav
deuce
pants
#beatoff
#cocksucking
#datacenter
#deuce-pants
#filename
#queen
#urinal-background
#weird-pants-face
7,626 2/5/2020 another bug hunt
pants: why did the marines in aliens ask if it was "another bug hunt" have they dealt with bugs before deuce: the implication is clearly yes
deuce
pants
#aliens
#bug-hunt
#bugs
#deuce-pants
#implication
#movies
#quote
#science
#sfw
#space-nuts-background
7,627 2/6/2020 apple walnut loaf
spigot: apple walnut loaf ??? thank you so much !!!! spigot: ***thonk*** garbage can spigot: rainforest prune crisps with real flax seeds ??? awesome spigot: thonk spigot: cranberry oat bars ??? spigot: apricot pecan shortbread ???? spigot: plum raisin scones with orange peel marmalade ??? spigot: thonk thonk thonk spigot: let's all squeeze in for a quick photo spigot: blam blam blam spigot: literally fucking die
spigot
#asterisks
#baked-goods
#garbage
#kibble
#mousehole
#photo
#snacks
#spigot-solo
#violence
#violent-disapproval
#woodring-room-background
7,628 2/7/2020 @!#?@!
spigot: i'll bet at chevron q*bert pumps gas with his mouth and then pulls out and sprays gas all over the car
spigot
#car
#chevron
#gas
#lowercase
#nonstandard-title-panel
#qbert
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#video-games
#woodring-stairs-background
7,629 2/8/2020 up the skirt and down the blouse
spigot: schrodinger's cam spigot: simultaneously up the skirt and down the blouse
spigot
#camwhores
#drugs
#marijuana
#schrodinger
#spigot-solo
#upskirt
#urinal-background
7,630 2/9/2020 new gags
pants: sitting in the dark, daring you to beat me off deuce: you need some new gags pants: no i don't think i do
deuce
pants
#beating-off
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#incest
#mountain-background
7,631 2/10/2020 officially fat
deuce: I am officially fat deuce: no clothes fit well, I constantly feel uncomfortable deuce: welp, better eat something
deuce
#deuce-solo
#fat
#fatness
#retard
#urinal-background
7,632 2/11/2020 time to science
spigot: time to ***science*** the shit outta this!!!!!!!! spigot: i turned mars into a penis pump
spigot
#asterisks
#bonequest-hi-fi
#breaking-bad
#caption
#doctor-manhattan
#mars
#penis-pump
#rapekit
#red-background
#science
#spigot-solo
#the-martian
#watchmen
7,633 2/12/2020 hardware
deuce: I would just like to say for the record that grand theft auto's portrayal of the US Army deployed on US soil is unrealistic because that would violate posse commitatus pants: putting on my goggles, going out into the nuclear zone (i'm in an 1980s post-apocalyptic movie)
deuce
pants
#angry-panel
#correction
#deuce-pants
#grand-theft-auto
#law
#legal
#neon-grid-background
#posse-comitatus
#sfw
#us-army
#video-games
7,634 2/13/2020 dateline hollywood
spigot: dateline hollywood: i'm in talks to lick dick
spigot
#dicklicking
#dicks
#gay
#hollywood
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
7,635 2/14/2020 cosmic encounter
deuce: t pants let's start doing a board game night deuce: but we'll play nothing but Cosmic Encounter and then engage in a murder-suicide pact pants: are you ready to butthole deuce: is the verb to butthole transitive or intransitive deuce: I'll wait for the answer right here pants: we'll be right back after these messages pants: and we're back
deuce
pants
#board-game
#butthole
#canon
#commercial-break
#cosmic-encounter
#deuce-pants
#murder-suicide
#woodring-stairs-background
7,636 2/15/2020 back on the street
spigot: how about 21 pump street where i give you 21 pumps and you're back on the street
spigot
#21-jump-street
#mousehole
#prostitute
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
7,637 2/16/2020 all out
deuce: drinking snakebites, eating turkey & pastrami sandwiches, and sucking dick deuce: and I'm all out of dicks to suck
deuce
#alcohol
#cocksucking
#deuce-solo
#dicks
#drunk-deuce
#mountain-background
#pastrami
#snakebite
7,638 2/17/2020 the right room all along
pants: suck them all off pants: sorry wrong window pants: totally suck them pants: why won't this thing switch chat rooms pants: oh!!!!!!!!!!! pants: this was the right room all along: pants: suck them
pants
#chat
#cocksucking
#coy-pants
#pants-solo
#suicide
#weird-pants-face
#white-background
#wrong-window
7,639 2/18/2020 wearing a mumu to work
spigot: marriage is between a dong and a bong pants: and then getting your dong stuck in the bong, wearing a mumu to work, hoping nobody notices the bong dragging around
pants
spigot
#blue-background
#bong
#dong
#dongwear
#marriage
#mumu
#muumuu
#pants-spigot
#typo
7,640 2/19/2020 but also thinking
spigot: sucking ten dicks but also thinking this could have been an email
spigot
#cocksucking
#dicks
#email
#spigot-solo
#white-background
7,641 2/20/2020 it's the equivalent
spigot: a dong in my mouth spigot: i'm told it's the equivalent of a chest x-ray
spigot
#chest-x-ray
#dong
#mousehole
#radiation
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
7,642 2/21/2020 aerobics dramedy
effigy: wait, Animal Crossing is on the Switch?!?! pants: '80s aerobics dramedy
effigy
pants
#animal-crossing
#editor
#editors-note
#mousehole
#nintendo-switch
#pants-effigy
#single-panel
#woodring-room-background
7,643 2/22/2020 they're all right there
spigot: please stop asking which folder contains blacked waifus spigot: they're all right there on the desktop
spigot
#autistic
#black-background
#blacked
#porn
#spigot-solo
#waifu
7,644 2/23/2020 checks phone
deuce: WELCOME TO (checks phone) SAN JOSE effigy: IS THAT THE ROSICRUCIAN MUSEUM??? deuce: WHO GIVES A SHIT
deuce
effigy
#bay-area
#deuce-effigy
#drunk-deuce
#rosicrucian
#san-jose
#woodring-field-background
7,645 2/24/2020 dance for me
deuce: DANCE FOR ME pants: i have no formal training, this is only a ritual i've seen performed from a distance pants: what i'm saying is that you need to set your expectations appropriately
deuce
pants
#dance
#deuce-pants
#expectations
#spurt
#woodring-stairs-background
7,646 2/25/2020 straight to your heart
spigot: a love letter to dicklicking
spigot
#dicklicking
#high-res
#love-letter
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
7,647 2/26/2020 no idea that was a thing
spigot: the jerkoff instructions you shared were super helpful, thank you spigot: i'd been jerking ***on*** this whole time spigot: plus i wasn't touching my penis, had no idea that was a thing
deuce
spigot
#asterisks
#bonequest-hi-fi
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#jerking
#jerkoff
#joi
#penis
#urinal-background
7,648 2/27/2020 beep boop beep boop malfunction
spigot: instead of robots there should be blowbots spigot: beep boop beep boop spigot: malfunction spigot: erectile malfunction spigot: bzzt spigot: please insert ten thousand dollars spigot: folks the blowbots are taking our blowjobs
spigot
#automation
#blowjobs
#folks
#robot
#robots
#spigot-solo
#twitter
#url
#woodring-field-background
7,649 2/28/2020 now you're talking
deuce: piss pants: now you're talking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! about piss
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#exclamation-points
#piss
#urinal-background
7,650 2/29/2020 every 73 seconds
spigot: Every 73 seconds another American is sexually assaulted. spigot: and boy is my penis ***tired*** spigot: my limp, tube sock penis spigot: my droopy, argyle mervyn's sweater sleeve penis spigot: my sad pixar lamp penis spigot: my miserable lopsided penis customized with glue and glitter and googly eyeballs spigot: please: one per american
spigot
#asterisks
#dongwear
#erectile-dysfunction
#googly-eyes
#mervyns
#mountain-background
#penis
#sexual-assault
#spigot-solo
7,651 3/1/2020 horseplay
spigot: horseplay pants: in the showers
pants
spigot
#ghost
#grey-background
#horseplay
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#shower
7,652 3/2/2020 m-m-maybe
deuce: my name's Hillary Clinton and I put things in my butt spigot: did she seriously say this deuce: m-m-maybe
deuce
spigot
#anal-insertion
#butt
#deuce-spigot
#fake-news
#grape-ape
#hillary-clinton
#woodring-field-background
7,653 3/3/2020 needlessly brief with no error handling
pants: i'm a small bash script deuce: I'm invoking you because you have a bangpath and are executable pants: also i'm needlessly brief and i have no error handling deuce: chmod +x pants
deuce
pants
#bash
#deuce-pants
#lowercase
#sfw
#unix
#woodring-room-background
7,654 3/4/2020 how do you know
pants: sure it feels good to sleep in and drink a freshly-ground cup of coffee but have you tried cocksucking pants: well how do you know you wouldn't like it
pants
#blue-background
#cocksucking
#coffee
#pants-solo
#weird-pants-face
7,655 3/5/2020 a beautiful princess
deuce: I'm a beautiful princess deuce: GLHGLHGLGHHLGHLHGLHGHGHGH HORRIBLE ANTIBIOTIC DIARRHEA
deuce
#antibiotics
#deuce-solo
#diarrhea
#princess
#woodring-field-background
7,656 3/6/2020 right out
spigot: when they wear condoms it takes me right out of the story
spigot
#bonequest-hi-fi
#condom
#porn
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
7,657 3/7/2020 to the bat cave
spigot > the joker is loitering on private property ????? spigot > understood!!!! spigot > right away commissioner!!!! spigot > no you hang up spigot > no you hang up spigot > clonk / ba-donk spigot > to the bat cave!!!!!!!!!! spigot > (to put on my bat suit) spigot > my bat underpants spigot > my bat shirt spigot > my bat slacks spigot > my bat sweater spigot > my bat socks spigot > my bat shoes spigot > got my bat keys, my bat wallet, my bat smokes, my bat lighter spigot > calling a bat uber spigot > fifteen minutes ?!???????? spigot > to the bat bong !!!!!!!!! spigot > bllbblblllbblbhlbhl spigot > COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH GLK GNK COUGH COUGH COUGH OW GOD spigot > COUGH COUGH COUGH GOD DAMN COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH spigot > HURRRK HORRRK spigot > jesus fucking fuck spigot > toker v joker lol spigot > nnggg spigot > zzzzzzz
spigot
#batman
#bong
#funloving-nonsense
#marijuana
#nonstandard-title-panel
#physical-comedy
#sleep
#spigot-solo
#steve-miller
#woodring-stairs-background
7,658 3/8/2020 not great not terrible
deuce: THERE WILL NEVER BE A LAST CASE pants: somebody fucked a monkey deuce: why is everyone being such a baby it's only killed (looks at paperwork) 3.6 roentgens ... not great, not terrible
deuce
pants
#aids
#cappuccino
#chernobyl
#clorox
#coffee
#covid-19
#current-events
#deuce-pants
#grey-background
#huffy-pants
#monkey
#radiation
#science
7,659 3/9/2020 an unforgettable luncheon
spigot: poking a corn dog through the hole and pulling out just the stick spigot: an unforgettable luncheon
spigot
#corn-dog
#glory-hole
#spigot-solo
#steamed-hams
#upskirt
#urinal-background
7,660 3/10/2020 on which neighborhood properties
spigot: on which neighborhood properties are the prostitutes buried spigot: give me a rough Zestimate
spigot
#mountain-background
#prostitute
#real-estate
#spigot-solo
#zillow
7,661 3/11/2020 wasting both of our time
pants: stand on my chest as i drown in a puddle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! deuce: finding a way to turn your head while I stand here so you at least aspirate some water in the puddle rather than wasting both of our time pants: pfptfptpfptpft why am i not going into shock blbahblbhlabbllbbl deuce: this is mostly just inconvenient rather than dangerous: that's what happens when you pay someone incompetent to drown you pants: maybe try choking me
deuce
pants
#bonequest-fm
#choking
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#drowning
#drunk-deuce
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
7,662 3/12/2020 such as myself
pants: why do bad things happen to good people like me pants: sexy, handsome people such as myself
pants
#1200-baud
#bad-things
#coy-pants
#handsome
#modem
#no-carrier
#pants-solo
#sexy
#urinal-background
7,663 3/13/2020 pillars of creation
spigot: shitting out the pillars of creation spigot: more like the poollars of creation spigot: okay they won't go down the toilet spigot: now the entire universe is flooded spigot: where's that dipper
spigot
#astronomy
#big-dipper
#cosmology
#poop
#shit
#space-nuts-background
#spigot-solo
#toilet
#universe
7,664 3/14/2020 regarding your dong
deuce: is your dong woke pants: it is an ally
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dong
#high-res
#mountain-background
#single-panel
#woke
7,665 3/15/2020 praise god
deuce: if I could be any kind of Zapf I'd be a Dingbat pants: and i'd chase you around my kitchen with a broom deuce: as God intended pants: praise Him
deuce
pants
#bat
#broom
#flappity-bats
#font
#god
#mousehole
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
7,666 3/16/2020 who's a dumb dong
spigot: hands up who's a dumb dong who takes frequent naps
spigot
#black-background
#dumb-dong
#hands-up
#high-res
#naps
#spigot-solo
7,667 3/17/2020 somewhere along the line
pants: maybe I just really like clamping things pants: dicks, tits, balls, doesn't matter to me, it's all going to get clamped somewhere along the line deuce: einer clampen
deuce
pants
#bdsm
#clamping
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#german
#ping
#urinal-background
#whisper
7,668 3/18/2020 not so loud
spigot: i ask that you kindly address my neurodiversity spigot: OW GOD NOT SO LOUD spigot: STOP spigot: never mind jesus spigot: oh there's nobody there
spigot
#autism
#jesus
#spigot-solo
#urinal
#woodring-stairs-background
7,669 3/19/2020 good hello
spigot: yes, good hello i would like to report a coronavirus symptom spigot: there's a tingling sensation in my erectioNNNNNNNnnnn spigot: >>> ejaculates <<< spigot: ha ha you do phone sex spigot: clonk / ba-donk
spigot
#clonk-ba-donk
#covid-19
#ejaculate
#erection
#phone-sex
#sandwich
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
7,670 3/20/2020 devoid of life
deuce: NORTH AMERICA IS DEVOID OF LIFE
deuce
#black-background
#covid-19
#deuce-solo
#high-res
#north-america
#pandemic-2
#plague-inc
#sfw
#webgame
7,671 3/21/2020 cpap machine
spigot: do you care if i hook up my CPAP to the blue shock mountain dew slurpee machine
spigot
#7-11
#cpap
#fatness
#kerning
#meta
#mountain-dew
#slurpee
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
7,672 3/22/2020 two more things
deuce: t pants oh, two more things: spigot: putting 9gag watermarks on holocaust photos deuce: 1. to handle things I just turned all the bytes to strs as they come in; with UTF-8, it's possible that a UTF-8 Unicode code point will get split up across two chunks and so the conversion will fail, but that would be exceptionally rare so won't interfere with progress for now; deuce: 2. I noticed that some text you were using with accents (cafe) wasn't showing up correctly in a telnet session (it was getting a bad Unicode symbol meaning it's the wrong encoding), but I didn't investigate; it's possible that you're using Latin-1 instead of UTF-8 (but I didn't check)
deuce
pants
spigot
#9gag
#coding
#deuce-pants-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#holocaust
#richie-cordell
#tiffany
#unicode
#urinal-background
#utf-8
7,673 3/23/2020 connection closed by foreign host
pants: LOBBY pants: You are in a public restroom. The floor and walls are decorated in tasteful tiles. Smells funny in here. There are stalls to the south, west and east. Hint: Type "quests" to show progress in the game. ** NEW QUEST: LEAVE THE PUBLIC BATHROOM ** pants: Connection closed by foreign host.
pants
#bonequest
#coy-pants
#mud
#neon-grid-background
#pants-solo
#sfw
#telnet
7,674 3/24/2020 where did our love go
spigot: time to drink coffee and eat candy and watch movies all day spigot: hot tip: reese's "fast break" spigot: (king size plz)
spigot
#candy
#coffee
#fatness
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#the-supremes
#white-background
7,675 3/25/2020 a young boy's dream
spigot: so that song you wrote about E.T. spigot: love the energy spigot: got a few notes spigot: how about spigot: instead of "turn on your heart light" spigot: maybe just "send me your dick pics" spigot: all those in favor / motion passes / great goodbye spigot: ring ring spigot: ring ring spigot: ring ring spigot: also we'd like him to collect reese's penises
spigot
#candy
#cocksucking
#dick-pics
#et
#mousehole
#movies
#neil-diamond
#penis
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
7,676 3/26/2020 we've all got issues
deuce: please approve my pull request to lick dick pants: lgtm pants: +1
deuce
pants
#boner
#deuce-pants
#dick
#dicklicking
#git
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-stairs-background
7,677 3/27/2020 ten more pages
spigot: !Pankaja spigot: !Pankajan spigot: !Pankajeet spigot: !Pankhuri spigot: !Panna spigot: !Pannalal spigot: !Panner spigot: !Panshul spigot: !Parag spigot: !Param spigot: just ten more pages and my filter will be finished
spigot
#grey-background
#india
#jean-charles
#out-sourcing
#prashant
#spam
#spigot-solo
7,678 3/28/2020 horrible, awful
deuce: let's touch dicks pants: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! deuce: just horrible, awful people pants: okay
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dicks
#not-gay
#woodring-field-background
7,679 3/29/2020 only one way to find out
deuce: my cat barfed in my shoe pants: in or on deuce: in deuce: and around pants: well i guess i can beat off to that, i'm not sure deuce: only one way to find out!!! deuce: (slaughter half the native population) pants: SMALLPOX THE BLANKETS
deuce
pants
#beating-off
#cat
#deuce-pants
#genocide
#tainted-love
#vomit
#woodring-stairs-background
7,680 3/30/2020 too precious
deuce: you are die now pants: but i want to live (forever) deuce: you are too precious to live forever pants: well yes but deuce: also gay pants: hold on a minute deuce: up your ass pants: a goshdarn deuce: between your cheeks pants: i am cooperating
deuce
pants
#ass
#bi
#deuce-pants
#die
#gay
#woodring-field-background
7,681 3/31/2020 the husband of the manager
pants: pinching my wiener until i cry out effigy: Mmmmm
effigy
pants
#bdsm
#dump
#effigy-pants
#wiener
#woodring-field-background
7,682 4/1/2020 lay dormant
spigot: folks covid-19 can lay dormant in your rear end for up to ten inches
spigot
#anal
#covid-19
#dimensional-analysis
#folks
#mugwump-jizm
#naked-lunch
#rear-end
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
#william-burroughs
7,683 4/2/2020 precious oxygen
pants: standing on you like a hose deuce: forcing me to exhale all my precious oxygen deuce: huhhhhhhhhhhhhhggghg-h (some spit) pants: putting a kink in you pants: now you spray sideways
deuce
pants
#bdsm
#boner
#deuce-pants
#hose
#kink
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-stairs-background
7,684 4/3/2020 if i can't
spigot: if i can't touch my face can i touch your boobs
spigot
#boobs
#covid-19
#current-events
#hi-fi
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
7,685 4/4/2020 fuck yeah (the same)
pants: fuck yeah deuce: the same
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dungeons-and-dragons
#white-background
7,686 4/5/2020 fat and bored
deuce: well I'm both fat and bored and also just ate!!! deuce: now I'm considering beating off deuce: this is our daily standup
deuce
pants
spigot
#agile
#beating-off
#bored
#deuce-pants-spigot
#fat
#mousehole
#spigot-points
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-room-background
7,687 4/6/2020 what's all this now
spigot: what's this about a control grope spigot: how / are ya fixed / for pricks
spigot
#fixed-for-pricks
#grope
#mousehole
#pricks
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
7,688 4/7/2020 pump up the volume
pants: pump up the volume pants: pump up the volume pants: pump up the volume pants: pump up the volume pants: pump up the volume atandt: brothers and sisters pants: pump up the volume pants: pump up the volume pants: pants pants
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#bonequest-hi-fi
#coy-pants
#jean-charles
#marrs
#mountain-background
#pump-up-the-volume
#put-the-needle-on-the-record
#repetition
#sfw
#singing
7,689 4/8/2020 spare me your euphemisms
deuce: all I wanted was some corned beef and hard boiled eggs and it turned into The Road deuce: thinkin' about pizza spigot: farm fresh aids deuce: even though I already ate earlier??? spigot: spare me your euphemisms, it's gay conversion camp for daddy's chubby little faggot
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#simpsons
#woodring-room-background
7,690 4/9/2020 pascal string
deuce: I'm a Pascal string spigot: crispy . . . . . . . . . . . . . spigot: (wait for it) spigot: times two deuce: fuck my brown ass
deuce
spigot
#brown-ass
#butt-sex
#deuce-spigot
#fuck
#fuck-my-brown-ass
#grey-background
#pascal
#pascal-string
#piss
#programming
#shit
7,691 4/10/2020 slow wifi
spigot: i think wifi is slow today cause of all the toilet paper and wet wipes
spigot
#a-series-of-tubes
#covid-19
#hi-fi
#high-res
#mousehole
#spigot-solo
#toilet-paper
#wet-wipes
#wifi
#woodring-room-background
7,692 4/11/2020 fat as fat
deuce: fat as fat can be pants: [minecraft skeleton noises]
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#fat
#fatness
#minecraft
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
7,693 4/12/2020 chest pains
pants: urrrrk chest pains pants: no wait these are the usual sunday night chest pains pants: hi guys deuce: in the bottom
deuce
pants
#chest-pains
#deuce-pants
#mountain-background
#penguin
7,694 4/13/2020 planet squirmy dick
dick: IF YOU WERE A MOUNTAIN, YOU'D BE MT. REALLY QUEER dick: IF YOU WERE A PLANET, YOU'D BE PLANET SQUIRMY DICK dick: IF I WERE A CARTOON CHARACTER, I'D BE BLONDIE BUMSTEAD deuce: HUNGRY FOR COCK
deuce
dick
#blondie
#cartoons
#dagwood
#deuce-dick
#dick
#drunk-deuce
#insults
#queer
#urinal-background
7,695 4/14/2020 i'm not a nerd
spigot: i'm not a nerd who washes his hands
spigot
#coronavirus
#covid-19
#nerd
#piss
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
7,696 4/15/2020 fun facts with deuce
deuce: ready for some fun facts deuce: blhablhblhblgab bhlgbuahtlbtulh ablhgblahutbtdlbhtlbuh alhdrlighw4eillk lkf sfl34f hrlshelf k 34ofih 34f 4flkef h34f3 948 klsdf f8 34f 384ofh 34lfkhs890fytwe 9fh43fihofhlsa
deuce
#deuce-solo
#facts
#fun
#mountain-background
#random
#sfw
7,697 4/16/2020 can we talk
deuce: CAN WE TALK? spigot: ABOUT DICK deuce: THAT'S ALL IT IS WITH YOU
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#dick
#dumb
#spigot-points
#urinal-background
#wiener
7,698 4/17/2020 today's murder trials
spigot: today's murder trials are all about boring cell phone towers spigot: the one time putting your phone down is a good idea and the dipshit just doesn't
spigot
#5g
#cellphone
#murder-trial
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
7,699 4/18/2020 fbi
pants: are you really a female body inspector deuce: well what does my badge say
deuce
pants
#coy-pants
#fbi
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
7,700 4/19/2020 enough chatter
spigot: enough coronavirus chatter, let's talk OLYMPICS !!!
spigot
#black-background
#coronavirus
#covid-19
#current-events
#olympics
#sfw
#spigot-solo
7,701 4/20/2020 such is life
pants: love 2 shelter in place deuce: already beat off once!! deuce: then I changed the catbox!!!! pants: hot deuce: also I took out the trash!!!! and got colorectal cancer pants: such is life
deuce
pants
#beating-off
#cancer
#catbox
#covid-19
#deuce-pants
#mountain-background
7,702 4/21/2020 how do you know
pants: please suck it deuce: never pants: how do you know you won't like it till you suck it for 10-20 mins pants: we can listen to a podcast during
deuce
pants
#cocksucking
#deuce-pants
#plant
#podcast
#woodring-field-background
7,703 4/22/2020 difficult to tinkle
spigot: can't wait for corona to be over so i can take these condoms off spigot: getting difficult to tinkle in this expanding balloon of urine
spigot
#bucket
#condom
#coronavirus
#covid-19
#current-events
#piss
#spigot-solo
#tinkle
#urine
#water-balloon
#woodring-stairs-background
7,704 4/23/2020 the company of deviants
deuce: I'm not sure why we should be so scared about the coefficient of variation??? {{{ STATISTICS JOKE }}} pants: i do not care for the company of deviants deuce: WELL YOU HAVE CHOSEN STRANGE FRIENDS THEN
deuce
pants
#ascii
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#deviation
#dicks
#math
#sfw
#statistics
#woodring-field-background
7,705 4/24/2020 wait stop
spigot: wait stop spigot: do you mean to say i could beat off to premium content spigot: for free
spigot
#beating-off
#black-background
#marvel
#masturbation
#paywall
#spigot-solo
7,706 4/25/2020 dungeons **and** dragons
deuce: You made your saving throw, fag. pants: You have been killed by a cuddle elf.
deuce
pants
#cuddle-elf
#deuce-pants
#dungeons-and-dragons
#fag
#rpg
#white-background
7,707 4/26/2020 a good firearm for a first time owner
pants: t deuce do you think this would be a good firearm for a first-time owner pants: HLAGHULAHGLUAG deuce: it is classified as a destructive device so you cannot own it legally
deuce
pants
#cucumber
#deuce-pants
#firearm
#gun
#multiple-backgrounds
#photo
#roman-shower
7,708 4/27/2020 not a big deal
spigot: if licking dick is wrong i'll just stop doing it, not a big deal
spigot
#dicklicking
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
7,709 4/28/2020 father/daughter
pants: who will go to the father/daughter dance with me deuce: are you the father of the dauggggggggg pants: i'm uh pants: well i'm whatever you need me to be pants: is that a
deuce
pants
#dance
#deuce-pants
#incest
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
7,710 4/29/2020 beatoff sounds, horn honks
spigot: workin' on my brand spigot: loud beatoff sounds and faggoty horn honks
spigot
#beating-off
#brand
#faggoty
#honk
#sound-effects
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
7,711 4/30/2020 start the week right
pants: filling my top hat with piss
pants
#bonequest-hi-fi
#grey-background
#pants-solo
#piss
#top-hat
7,712 5/1/2020 still on the clock
pants: don't jack me off yet i'm still on the clock deuce: hard hat, lunch box pants: i said don't, geeze
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#gay
#hand-job
#huffy-pants
#woodring-stairs-background
7,713 5/2/2020 in fact it's the normal amount
pants: MY BOTTOM SURE CAN HOLD A LOT OF POO
pants
#alt-text
#bottom
#butt
#high-res
#pants-solo
#poo
#teal-background
7,714 5/3/2020 a scone, a flan
spigot: putting my dong in a scone spigot: putting my dong in a flan spigot: putting my dong in a crumpet spigot: the great british beat off
spigot
#beating-off
#britain
#british
#crumpet
#dong
#england
#flan
#great-british-bake-off
#mountain-background
#scone
#spigot-solo
#uk
7,715 5/4/2020 enhance
pants: ? pants: ENHANCE pants: ? pants: ENHANCE pants: ?
pants
#blade-runner
#bonequest-hi-fi
#emoji
#enhance
#mountain-background
#pants-solo
#pig
#sfw
7,716 5/5/2020 going up stairs
deuce: I'm a fat fuck(tm) pants: do you also get tired performing simple tasks deuce: carrying slightly heavy things for a few minutes makes my shoulders, arms, and chest hurt and I want to die pants: you know what the worst thing in the world is????? going up stairs
deuce
pants
#bohemian-rhapsody
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#fat
#fatness
#mountain-background
#queen
#series
#trademark
#weird-pants-face
7,717 5/6/2020 type iii
effigy: I am so fat I have type III diabetes effigy: my belly precludes me from interacting with my footwear deuce: standing up after cleaning the catbox makes me wish I'd never been born pants: oh god bending over is the worst effigy: when I drop things, I become very deeply angry at myself deuce: zactly deuce: how much do I want that thing back pants: can i pick it up with my toes deuce: we're not disgusting monkeys so we don't manipulate objects with our feet effigy: I would pick it up with my toes IF I COULD SEE MY TOES pants: but what if it fits between my toes and i want it back more than i want to bend over to retrieve it
deuce
effigy
pants
#catbox
#deuce-pants-effigy
#diabetes
#drunk-deuce
#fat
#fatness
#series
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
7,718 5/7/2020 i like hearing my fat fucking stupid lips yap
deuce: HI EVERYBODY deuce: I'D LIKE TO WALK YOU THROUGH SOME CORONAVIRUS NUMBERS I LOOKED UP BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT AND I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MATH SO I HAVE NO POSSIBLE WAY OF COMMENTING USEFULLY BUT deuce: I LIKE HEARING MY FAT FUCKING STUPID LIPS YAP
deuce
#coronavirus
#covid-19
#current-events
#deuce-solo
#deucegrin
#fist
#green-background
#piss
#series
7,719 5/8/2020 dm me
spigot: WHEN YOU SAY "DM ME" AM I SUPPOSED TO DIRTPIPE MILKSHAKE YOU spigot: IS THAT HOW PEOPLE ARE SLIDING INTO YOUR DM'S AND BM'S
spigot
#anal
#dirtpipe-milkshake
#mousehole
#spigot-solo
#twitter
#woodring-room-background
7,720 5/9/2020 saving throw
deuce: my level 7 cuddle elf strikes your desalinization plant ... saving throw!!!
deuce
#cuddle-elf
#deja-vu
#deuce-solo
#dungeons-and-dragons
#funloving-nonsense
#sfw
#system-ninja
#urinal-background
7,721 5/10/2020 hear me out
pants: T SPIGOT HEAR ME OUT I'M JUST SAYIN' JUST SPITBALLIN' pants: BUT WHAT IF WE DID pants: WAIT FOR IT pants: SO CLOSE pants: IMPROV OVER ZOOM
pants
#comedy
#improv
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#weird-pants-face
#white-background
#zoom
7,722 5/11/2020 booster seat
pants: GONNA NEED A BOOSTER SEAT FOR THIS GLORY HOLE pants: CAN'T QUITE REACH
pants
#glory-hole
#pants-solo
#urinal-background
7,723 5/12/2020 not heard one
spigot: HAVE NOT HEARD ONE SINGLE HEALTH CARE WORKER SAY THANK YOU
spigot
#covid-19
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
7,724 5/13/2020 can't take any more of this
net: REALLY CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE OF THIS LICKING deuce: T NET OH I THINK YOU CAN deuce: LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL deuce: LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL deuce: LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL deuce: LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL net: OK A LITTLE MORE THEN
deuce
net
#blue-background
#deuce-net
#licking
#somber-deuce
#thunderdome
7,725 5/14/2020 kitty cat
deuce: I'M A KITTY CAT pants: I WILL PET YOU HARD deuce: EXCELLENT pants: YOU STUPID JUNKY WHORE I'LL KILL YOU
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#grey-background
#junky-whore
#kill
#kitty
#kitty-cat
#rags-to-riches
#weird-pants-face
#whore
7,726 5/15/2020 god forsaken
deuce: WHY DID GOD INVENT SUCH A GODFORSAKEN HOUR OF THE MORNING pants: THERE IS NO GOD pants: ONLY KITTY pants: PRAISE HIM
deuce
pants
#cats
#drunk-deuce
#god
#kitty
#mountain-background
#sfw
#somber-deuce
7,727 5/16/2020 corn bugles
spigot: HOW MANY CORN BUGLES DO YOU THINK I CAN WEAR ON MY PENIS deuce: OBVIOUSLY JUST THE ONE spigot: I THINK YOU'RE FORGETTING THEY'RE STACKABLE
deuce
spigot
#corn-bugles
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#food
#hi-fi
#mountain-background
#somber-deuce
#sponsored-content
7,728 5/17/2020 cheese it
pants: PISS JUG / HGLUAHLGUHAGLUG spigot: KEEP IT DOWN deuce: CHEESE IT! HERE COME THE COPS
deuce
pants
spigot
#behind-the-scenes
#cockpit
#deuce-pants-spigot
#divide-by-zero
#error
#fiona-apple
#piss-jug
#police
#python
#uncategorized-background
#white-background
7,729 5/17/2020 the three things you learn online
spigot: HONK spigot: BONK spigot: YANK
spigot
#honk
#jean-charles
#mountain-background
#onomatopoeia
#sfw
#sound-effects
#spigot-solo
7,730 5/18/2020 we're here
spigot: WE'RE HERE spigot: WE'RE QUEER spigot: DID WE MENTION / THAT WE'RE QUEER spigot: AS IN STEERS BEERS AND QUEERS spigot: THERE'S ALSO A SEARS spigot: SO GLAD STEVE IRWIN IS DEAD
spigot
#alt-text
#feet-above-floor
#jean-charles
#mountain-background
#queer
#revolting-cocks
#rhyming
#sears
#spigot-solo
#steve-irwin
7,731 5/19/2020 fud
deuce: FUD!!!!!!!!!!!! pants: *F*EAR*U*NCERTAINY*D*ONGS spigot: FUD spigot: #SHEEPLE pants: FUDDS AND TACTICOOLS spigot: WHAT IF I WANT TO JERK OFF WITH SPECIFIC, WHITELISTED TEENS
deuce
pants
spigot
#camouflage-background
#deuce-pants-spigot
#fud
#jerkoff
#sheeple
#teens
#typo
7,732 5/20/2020 yoink
deuce: I'M HERE, WHAT DO YOU WANT spigot: CHECK THIS OUT:GONNA PULL MY PANTS DOWN spigot: * * * YOINK * * * deuce: THERE'S NOTHING THERE spigot: YOU DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO VIEW THIS PREMIUM CONTENT
deuce
spigot
#asterisks
#deuce-spigot
#drm
#drunk-deuce
#mountain-background
#paywall
7,733 5/21/2020 return of the
lobster: MAY I BE EXCUSED pants: I THOUGHT WE ATE YOU
pants
#inebriated-crustacean
#pants-solo
#single-panel
#special-guest
#uncredited-character
#white-background
7,734 5/22/2020 a ten dollar fig
spigot: HERE'S A PLATE OF FUCKING FIGS WE CAN ALL SHARE spigot: DID YOU NOT WANT YOUR FIG? I NOTICED YOU THREW IT OVER THE FENCE spigot: THAT WAS A TEN DOLLAR FIG FROM WHOLE FOODS
spigot
#fig
#food
#over-the-fence
#sage-background
#spigot-solo
#whole-foods
7,735 5/23/2020 pure estrogen
pants: PISS TESTING RESULTS: ACTUAL URINE deuce: MY PISS TESTCAME BACK:PURE ESTROGEN
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#estrogen
#huffy-pants
#pink-background
#piss
#single-panel
#test
#urine
7,736 5/24/2020 kids with guns
deuce: LET'S PLAY WITH GUNS pants: BLAM deuce: BLAM OW BLAM URF BLAM HUHHHH BLEEDING pants: GET A TAMPON deuce: BLAM pants: OKAY SERIOUSLYHOLD ON A MINUTEMY WIENER'S OUT deuce: SHOULD I TUG ON IT OR SCREAM UNCONTROLLABLY pants: GET A MOUSETRAP
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#gorillaz
#gun
#huffy-pants
#mousetrap
#wiener
#woodring-field-background
7,737 5/25/2020 suckin' it
pants: I'M SUCKIN' IT deuce: MCDONALD'S BRIEF, FAILED SLOGAN pants: THE SHORT-LIVED SUCKIN' IT CAMPAIGN OF 1982
deuce
pants
#advertising
#brand-colors
#coke
#deuce-pants
#marketing
#mcdonalds
#multiple-backgrounds
#red-background
#yellow-background
7,738 5/26/2020 the noam chomsky rap
deuce: MY NAME'S NOAM CHOMSKY / AND I LIKE TO CHOMP
deuce
#air-guitar
#chomp
#deuce-solo
#noam-chomsky
#sfw
#singing
#woodring-field-background
7,739 5/27/2020 making love
spigot: I DON’T LIKE IT, I DON’T APPRECIATE IT AND I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY EVERY NOW AND THEN WHILE BROWSING AROUND PORN SITES I ENCOUNTER THE PHRASE “MAKING LOVE" spigot: WHAT EVEN IS THAT deuce: SPITTING AND CHOKING pants: BACKHANDINGANDBELTHANGING
deuce
pants
spigot
#boner
#deuce-pants-spigot
#kink
#making-love
#porn
#somber-deuce
#yellow-background
7,740 5/28/2020 my condition
deuce: PISSY PANTS net: DO NOT MAKE FUN OF MY CONDITION
deuce
net
#deuce-net
#incontinence
#mousehole
#piss
#woodring-room-background
7,741 5/29/2020 a fun new twist
spigot: I KNOW YOU'RE NOT THE BIGGEST FAN OF ANAL SEX spigot: BUT HAVE YOU TRIED ANAL SEX IN THE >>>>>>>>>> REAR END <<<<<<<<<< ?????????? spigot: IT COULD BE A FUN NEW TWIST ON THINGS
spigot
#anal
#rear-end
#spigot-says
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
7,742 5/30/2020 what's in it for me
deuce: WANA FUK pants: WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME deuce: A FUK
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#negotiations
#woodring-room-background
7,743 5/31/2020 sometimes
net: SOMETIMES WHEN I POO IT FEELS LIKE THE ASSRAPING OF MY LIFE AND THEN OTHER TIMES I DON'T ENJOY IT AT ALL
net
#net-solo
#poo
#poo-background
#rape
7,744 6/1/2020 the olden days
pants: WOW, THE OLDEN DAYS SURE DID SUCK deuce: YEP
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#kleenex
#spurt
#teal-background
7,745 6/2/2020 safe at home
spigot: HURRRRRRR SAFE AT HOME deuce: I THREW OUT YOUR GODDAMN BUTT PLUGS
deuce
spigot
#butt-plug
#covid-19
#deuce-spigot
#dicks
#mousehole
#social-distancing
#tragedy
#woodring-room-background
7,746 6/3/2020 1 newborn baby
deuce: HUHHHHHHHHH 1 BACON ULTIMATE CHEESEBURGER + 1 LG. CURLY FRIES = 1 NEWBORN BABY
deuce
#deuce-solo
#fatness
#jack-in-the-box
#poo
#porn
#sienna-background
7,747 6/4/2020 he has left this place
spigot: GOD WILL GUIDE pants: HE HAS LEFT THIS PLACE pants: THE CHOICE (DRAMATIC PAUSE) (TOILET SOUNDS) IS YOURS pants: OR I COULD JUST EAT ON THIS SANDWICH FOR A WHILE LONGER
pants
spigot
#bored-pants
#food
#god
#pants-spigot
#pink-background
#sandwich
#toilet
7,748 6/5/2020 rabbit hole
pants: SOMEBODY HAS STUFFED DOGSHIT INTO THE RABBIT HOLE pants: THERE'S NO ROOM FOR RABBITS deuce: JEAN-CHARLES THAT IS NOT WHERE THE DOGSHIT GOES
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dogshit
#drunk-deuce
#jean-charles
#mountain-background
#rabbit
7,749 6/6/2020 old yeller
spigot: YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL ********** WORLDSTAR ********** JUST CAUSE I'M LICKING A DICK
spigot
#asterisks
#dicklicking
#full-metal-jacket
#spigot-solo
#white-background
#worldstarhiphop
7,750 6/7/2020 good morning deuce
deuce: I GOTTA SHIT
deuce
#deuce-solo
#fuck-it
#mountain-background
#shit
7,751 6/8/2020 loud sigh
spigot: SIGH spigot: SIGH!!!!!! spigot: SIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: NOBODY CAME TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY
spigot
#birthday
#jean-charles
#sfw
#sigh
#so-alone
#spigot-solo
#white-background
7,752 6/9/2020 coffee can
pants: BEATING OFF INTO pants: A COFFEE CAN BECAUSE pants: EVERYTHING ELSE IS FULL
pants
#beating-off
#deja-vu
#educational
#haiku
#masturbation
#mountain-background
#pants-solo
#pbs
#transparency
7,753 6/10/2020 pond snails
pants: HEY DO YOU NEED ANY EXTRA POND SNAILS pants: FOR WHATEVER REASON, NONE OF MY BUSINESS WHAT YOU DO WITH THEM deuce: NO THANKS I'M GOOD ON THE POND SNAIL FRONT
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#sfw
#shakespeare
#snails
#woodring-stairs-background
7,754 6/11/2020 fine i'll leave
deuce: AD HOC???/ MORE LIKE ADD COCK deuce: FINE I'LL LEAVE
deuce
#cocks
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#rhyming
#woodring-stairs-background
7,755 6/12/2020 two pizzas
spigot: SEE: ONE PIZZA IS FOR ME, THE OTHER PIZZA IS ALSO FOR ME
spigot
#bong
#grey-background
#high-res
#pizza
#sfw
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
7,756 6/13/2020 the baguette proxy
pants: IS THAT A BAGUETTE IN YOUR PANTS OR ARE YOU HAPPY TO SEE ME deuce: :BAGUETTE_BREAD:
deuce
pants
#baguette
#deuce-pants
#emoji
#mae-west
#red-background
7,757 6/14/2020 hot dogs
spigot: H H H H H HOTDOGS ???? HOT DOGS spigot: HOT / DOGS spigot: I DON'T WANT TO GET OFF ON A RANT HERE, BUT . . . . . . . . . . . spigot: **********URK SPLURK********** spigot: (GOT OFF SORRY)
spigot
#asterisks
#corndog-background
#hotdogs
#masturbation
#photo
#spigot-solo
7,758 6/15/2020 yes, very droll
pants: WOULD SIR CARE FOR TEA IN THE VIVARIUM
pants
#bored-pants
#deuce-pants
#english
#posh
#sfw
#tea
#would-sir
7,759 6/16/2020 sorry for the spam
pants: JUST CRAPPED OUT A PERFECT ROUND RIPE TOMATO pants: JUST POPPED IT RIGHT OUT ONTO THE FLOOR FOR ALL THE WORLD TO NOPE NEVERMIND THAT'S CRAP pants: SORRY FOR THE SPAM
pants
#mountain-background
#pants-solo
#picture
#poo
#spam
#tomato
7,760 6/17/2020 gaslighting
deuce: I LIKE THE WORD _GASLIGHTING_ SO I'M GOING TO USE IT EVERYWHERE pants: NO YOU’VE NEVER LIKED THAT WORD
deuce
pants
#alcohol
#deuce-pants
#gaslighting
#mint-background
#nu-urinal-background
#self-referential
#sfw
7,761 6/18/2020 suit of armor
deuce: SHOW US YOUR TITS pants: WEARING A SUIT OF ARMOR, NOT EASY TO FLAP THEM OUT deuce: DO OR DIE pants: CLANK CLONK HOLD ON (FOOT STUCK IN WASTEPAPER BASKET)
deuce
pants
#armor
#blue-background
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#physical-comedy
#sfx
#tits
7,762 6/19/2020 square brackets
deuce: ] deuce: DICKS spigot: T DEUCE THE DICKS MUST BE ENCLOSED WITH THE SQUARE BRACKETS (THANKS)
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#dicks
#mountain-background
#syntax
7,763 6/20/2020 what a dick
pants: HEY :look: THESE TWO IDIOTS deuce: WHAT THE HELL :?: A BUNCH OF FAT SHITS pants: YEAH IT'S BEEN DOING THAT SINCE YESTERDAY deuce: RUDE :hey: BACK I WAS JUST KIDDING AROUNDDON'T LEAVE, FATTIES, LOOK I BROUGHT HAMBURGERS ?????
deuce
pants
#caption
#deuce-pants
#emoji
#fat
#hamburgers
#lime-background
#narrator
7,764 6/21/2020 talking about your feelings
deuce: NUGGGGGGH BEING FORCED INSIDE OUT spigot: SO YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS FOR ONCE deuce: MY PROLAPSED FEELINGS
deuce
spigot
#deja-vu
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#feelings
#nuggh
#prolapse
#somber-deuce
#woodring-field-background
7,765 6/22/2020 no disrespect
deuce: *SOME* CUMDODGING ALLOWED spigot: TONY SOPRANOEVALUATING ITON A CASE-BY-CASE BASIS spigot: FIRST OF ALL, IF YOU'RE DODGING: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THIS BUSINESS spigot: NO DISRESPECT
deuce
spigot
#cum
#cum-dodging
#deuce-spigot
#somber-deuce
#the-sopranos
#woodring-den-background
7,766 6/23/2020 a story older than time
deuce: I HAVE A BONER deuce: WAIT MY BAD IT WAS JUST GAS pants: A STORY OLDER THAN TIME
deuce
pants
#blue-background
#boner
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#gas
7,767 6/24/2020 invisible bee
deuce: WHAT ARE YOU DOING GOOD SIR pants: UH NOTHING pants: EATING FRUIT AND MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS pants: PRACTICING LINES FOR A PLAY pants: PRETENDING TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK TO SEE WHAT MY FRIENDS WILL DO pants: TOUCHING MYSELF THROUGH MY JEANS pants: SWATTING AT AN INVISIBLE BEE deuce: OH GOD OH GOD IT'S NOT INVISIBLE
deuce
pants
#bee
#boner
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#green-background
#huffy-pants
#weird-pants-face
7,768 6/25/2020 panned cakes
pants: WHO WANTSPANCAKES spigot: SHUT THEFUCK UP pants: PAN / CAKESPAN / CAKESPAN / CAKESPAN / CAKES pants: THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING spigot: HOLDING MY BREATHUNTIL YOU DIE
pants
spigot
#asphyxiation
#feet-above-floor
#huffy-pants
#mountain-background
#pancakes
#pants-spigot
#repetition
7,769 6/26/2020 dip
pants: DROWN ME deuce: DROWNING YOU, AYE pants: DROWNING IN PROGRESS (DIP) pants: BLBLBLBL DROWNING NOISES.WAV deuce: HUH UH UH BUH
deuce
pants
#buh
#deuce-pants
#drowning
#drunk-deuce
#filename
#sfx
#white-background
7,770 6/27/2020 frills and flowers
pants: :NOTES: ALL DRESSED UP spigot: WITH BUTTONSAND BOWS :NOTES: spigot: :NOTES: YOU'RE SUCKINGOUR DICKS pants: THAT'S JUSTHOW IT GOES :NOTES:
pants
spigot
#cocksucking
#deuce-pants-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#emoji
#feet-above-floor
#mountain-background
#rhyming
#singing
7,771 6/28/2020 carpe
spigot: CARPE SUCK IT spigot: LICK MY DICK spigot: DOO DAH spigot: DOO DAH spigot: KINDA WISH I COULD TALK TO MYSELF IN THE SAME PANEL
spigot
#camptown-races
#feet-above-floor
#french
#meta
#singing
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
7,772 6/29/2020 baby
deuce: THERE'S A BABY GROWING INSIDE ME deuce: OH, NEVER MIND, IT'S A SHIT
deuce
#brown-background
#deuce-pants-spigot
#pregnancy
7,773 6/30/2020 but soft
deuce: BUT SOFT! DOES SURELY MY NEWFOUND POO PRESS AGAINST MY BUMHOLE WITH GREAT ALACRITY pants: MMM YEAH THAT'S SO UH HOT YEAH IT IS HOT
deuce
pants
#blue-background
#deuce-pants
#mmm-yeah-oooh-boy
#poo
#shakespeare
7,774 7/1/2020 pronoun
spigot: THE FUCK IS A PRONOUN
spigot
#grammar
#mousehole
#pronouns
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
7,775 7/2/2020 zoom
pants: ARE WE ALL HERE spigot: SHOULD WE GET STARTED deuce: AM I ON spigot: HOW'S MY SOU deuce: CAN YOU SEE ME OKAY pants: SHOULD WE WAITA FEW MINS spigot: TEST TEST HOW MY SOU pants: AM I FROZENI THINK YOU'RE FROZEN deuce: MY LAPTOP IS VERY VERY VERY VERYVERY VERY VERY VERYVERY VERY HOT spigot: OWS M SOU pants: VIRUSES ARE FAKEAND MASKS ARE GAY
deuce
pants
spigot
#covid-19
#current-events
#deuce-pants-spigot
#fake-and-gay
#multiple-backgrounds
#video-call
#weird-pants-face
#zoom
7,776 7/3/2020 d a f q
spigot: PERMISSION TODAFQBOSIDPEIYF pants: WHAT spigot: I WOULD LIKE TOD A F Q B S I D P E R I Y FIF YOU PLEASE pants: >>> ROT 13 <<< D A F Q B S I D P E R I Y F ? ? ? ? ? ? ? spigot: NO pants: I RESPECTFULLY GIVE UP spigot: DO A FEW QUICK BEATOFFS SO I DON'T PREMATURELY EJACULATE RIGHT IN YOUR FACE
pants
spigot
#acronym
#beating-off
#mountain-background
#pants-spigot
#rot13
7,777 7/4/2020 that's what makes america great
deuce: :AVOCADO: deuce: PUT YOUR WIENER IN ME pants: REMOVE THE PIT FIRST deuce: NOPE deuce: THAT'S WHAT YOU FUCK deuce: (FRICTION) pants: IT'S GONNA GET SLOPPY deuce: THAT'S WHAT MAKES AMERICA GREAT
deuce
pants
#4th-of-july
#america
#avocado
#blue-background
#brand-colors
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#emoji
#filler-panel
#huffy-pants
#multiple-backgrounds
#pepsi
#red-background
#somber-deuce
#usa
#wiener
7,778 7/5/2020 they call it cheese
dick: THEY CALL IT CHEESE, BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT IT TASTES LIKE
dick
#cheese
#dick-pants
#food
#sfw
#single-panel
#smegma
#woodring-stairs-background
7,779 7/6/2020 open your golden gate
spigot: ? **BRAN** FRAN / CISCO spigot: LOUD SPLUTTERY SHIT spigot: ?? **KLAN** FRAN / CISCO spigot: LONG FLUTTERY ROBES
spigot
#emoji
#fiber
#filler-panel
#grey-background
#kkk
#singing
#spigot-solo
7,780 7/7/2020 pygmalion
effigy: [C[4~[A[A[A[A[A[A deuce: SOMEONE TEACH THAT GUY TO FUCKING TALK
deuce
effigy
#blue-background
#caw
#crow
#deuce-effigy
#line-noise
#shavian
#shaw
#single-panel
#vt100
7,781 7/8/2020 boys boys boys boys
spigot: BOYS spigot: BOYS spigot: BOYS spigot: BOYS spigot: BOYS spigot: BOYS spigot: BOYS spigot: BOYS spigot: BOYS spigot: BOYS spigot: BOYS spigot: BOYS spigot: BOYS spigot: BOYS spigot: BOYS
spigot
#boys
#repetition
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
7,782 7/9/2020 new haiku format
spigot: TAKE A QUICK PIC OF ME IN FRONT OF THIS WALL PAINTED EXACTLY THE COLOR OF A CORN DOG
spigot
#corn-dog
#corndog-background
#high-res
#sfw
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
7,783 7/10/2020 a message to the world
pants: FROGS LIKE FROG FOOD
pants
#dick
#food
#frog
#lamb
#pants-solo
#woodring-field-background
7,784 7/11/2020 shush
deuce: I RESPECT YOU AS A THING THAT I WISH TO FUCK pants: SO AN OBJECT deuce: SHUSH, THING I WISH TO FUCK
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#mountain-background
#objectification
7,785 7/12/2020 a tiresome walk-on
spigot: A TIRESOME WALK-ON FROM RACQUEL DARIAN ALL BUT CONFIRMS THIS FEATURE SHOULD BE TITLED CURSE . . . OF THE FAT WOMAN deuce: THAT IS JUST CRUEL deuce: OH WAIT THERE'S HER HUSBAND ?
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#emoji
#fatness
#porn
#racquel-darian
#white-background
7,786 7/13/2020 ***people***
spigot: I MISS ACTUALLYHANGING OUT WITH****PEOPLE**** SAID ONLY FAGS
spigot
#asterisks
#covid-19
#fags
#social-distancing
#spigot-solo
#woodring-den-background
7,787 7/14/2020 jumbo-sized
pants: ?????? ?????? pants: THESE ARE ANIMALS I WANNA FUCK
pants
#bestiality
#emoji
#mountain-background
#pants-solo
#zoophilia
7,788 7/15/2020 flipper baby deuce
pants: NEVER FORGET FLIPPER BABY DEUCE (AS SEEN IN THE COMIC CHAT ABOUT BOX) deuce: FORGOTTEN
deuce
pants
#about
#comic-chat
#deuce-pants
#meta
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
7,789 7/16/2020 over here
spigot: WILL U ACCEPTTHIS ROSE spigot: :ROSE: spigot: I'M OVER HERESTUPID deuce: :ROSE: spigot: THAT WAS A GAY TRAP FOR GAY TRAPS PROVING GAYS AND TRAPS CAN WORK TOGETHER
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#emoji
#feet-above-floor
#gay
#ghetto-u
#trans
#traps
#woodring-den-background
7,790 7/17/2020 yaml file
deuce: I'M A YAML FILE deuce: LAUGH AT ME pants: :SALUTE: deuce: I SAID LAUGH AT ME
deuce
pants
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#laughter
#minecraft-background
#programming
7,791 7/18/2020 headlines
spigot: FATHER OF SLAINSIX YEAR OLD SPEAKS OUT spigot: BABA BOOEY BABA BOOEYHOWARD STERN'S PENIS spigot: IF YOU VACCINATEAN AUTISTIC CHILDIT PUTS HIM OR HERIN A SPECIAL SECRETVIDEO GAME MODE
spigot
#autism
#howard-stern
#lag
#mousehole
#multiple-backgrounds
#spigot-solo
#vaccination
#vaccine
#video-games
7,792 7/19/2020 please execute me
pants: PLEASE PISS ON ME deuce: WHAT WILL I GET IN RETURN FOR THE AFOREMENTIONED PISS deuce: I MEAN I GET A LOT OF OFFERS; WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO FOR ME deuce: PLEASE EXECUTE ME pants: UP AGAINST THE WALL
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#execution
#feet-above-floor
#mountain-background
#negotiations
#piss
#rendering-glitch
7,793 7/20/2020 why indeed
spigot: WHY DOES EVERYTHING IN THIS HOUSE SMELL LIKE COCAINE spigot: WAIT A MI
spigot
#cocaine
#drugs
#mousehole
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
7,794 7/21/2020 give it a little kiss
deuce: GO FUCK YOURSELF pants: TSK pants: LOVING IT pants: BARF ON IT pants: MAYBE GIVE IT A LITTLE KISS pants: FOR GOOD LUCK deuce: WHAT DID I JUST SAY
deuce
pants
#bored-pants
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#feet-above-floor
#fetish
#go-fuck-yourself
#mountain-background
#tsk
#vomit
7,795 7/22/2020 that would be cool i guess
spigot: I'M A VAMPIRE deuce: ME TOO spigot: WE CAN BE FAGGOTS deuce: OKAY THAT WOULD BE COOL I GUESS spigot: LOVE deuce: GLUG
deuce
spigot
#deja-vu
#glug
#love
#somber-deuce
#teal-background
#vampire
#viscera
7,796 7/23/2020 tiger
net: ROAR net: I'M A TIGER deuce: I'M A TIGER SHARK net: ALL STRIPEDY AND ORANGE deuce: (I SUCK DICK)
deuce
net
#deuce-net
#drunk-deuce
#furries
#mousehole
#sfx
#stripey
#woodring-room-background
7,797 7/24/2020 pass
spigot: folks: when i say i need to "pass" on a meeting, it's not an invitation to reschedule the meeting
spigot
#folks
#meeting
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
7,798 7/25/2020 the succ
deuce: T PANTS IN MATHEMATICS THE SUCCESSOR OPERATION IS NAMED `SUCC` effigy: WHAT ARE FACTORIALS CALLED??? pants: FACC
deuce
effigy
pants
#deuce-effigy-pants
#education
#math
#white-background
7,799 7/26/2020 bane
spigot: WHY IS EVERYONE TRYING TO BE BANE
spigot
#bane
#batman
#covid-19
#feet-above-floor
#mask
#sfw
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#woodring-den-background
7,800 7/27/2020 lean and mean
pants: COCKS pants: THEY'RE LEAN AND THEY'RE MEAN pants: ALSO THEY'RE UGLY AND STEAL BOOKS FROM THE LIBRARY
pants
#cocks
#library
#lorem-ipsum
#pants-solo
#theft
#yellow-background
7,801 7/28/2020 the cost of the frogs goes up with each retelling of the story
spigot: THE FIVE DOLLAR FROG ATE THE THIRTY DOLLAR FROG
spigot
#frog
#green-background
#jean-charles
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#single-panel
#swamp-background
7,802 7/29/2020 2 wishes left
pants: FARTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! deuce: NEVER pants: I WANT TO DIE deuce: I DO NOT WANT YOU TO DIE pants: YOU HAVE 2 WISHES LEFT deuce: FUCK
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#farts
#genie
#jean-charles
#trick
#wishes
#woodring-stairs-background
7,803 7/30/2020 classic sara lee commercial
spigot
#commercial
#green-background
#high-res
#sfw
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#youtube
7,804 7/31/2020 my girlfriend
spigot: ! !! ! ! JEAN-CHARLES ! ! !! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! spigot: MY GIRLFRIEND IS PREGNANT WITH TWINS AND YOU HAVE LITTERED THE ENTIRE SPIRAL STAIRCASE WITH BANANA PEELS ! ! ! !! ! spigot: ACTUALLY GOOD WORK TODAY, NVM
spigot
#banana-peels
#feet-above-floor
#jean-charles
#miscarriage
#pregnancy
#spigot-solo
#spiral-staircase
#woodring-den-background
7,805 8/1/2020 doo dah
deuce: :MUSICAL_NOTES: WHO PUTS PEANUTS UP HIS BUTT /I DO / I DO deuce: ("DOO DAH") pants: DON’T FEED THE SQUIRRELS
deuce
pants
#anal-insertion
#animals
#camptown-races
#deuce-pants
#emoji
#singing
#woodring-stairs-background
7,806 8/2/2020 flapping, flopping
spigot: THPIGOT IS TYPING (FLAPPING, FLOPPY HANDS OVER IMAGINARY PIANO) pants: (SAD) ALL RIGHT pants: WHY MUST WE pants: CAN'T YOU
pants
spigot
#bonequest
#huffy-pants
#mock-lisp
#pants-spigot
#white-background
7,807 8/3/2020 suicide fashion show
deuce: SUICIDE VESTS pants: MAYBE THEY SHOULD TRY A SUICIDE TURTLENECK OR A SUICIDE ASCOT JUST TO MIX IT UP ONCE IN A WHILE deuce: SUICIDE CAPRI PANTS pants: WHATEVER MAKES MELOOK SLIM
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#fashion
#fatness
#mousehole
#sfw
#suicide
#woodring-room-background
7,808 8/4/2020 stop laughing
spigot: INSTEAD OF LAUGHING AT :POINT-RIGHT: ME :POINT-LEFT: FOR GETTING FAT DURING QUARANTINE spigot: I'D LIKE TO SEE :POINT-RIGHT: YOU :POINT-LEFT: WALK ONE OR TWO FEET IN MY ORTHOPEDIC LOAFERS LIKE I MANAGE ON A GOOD DAY spigot: MY GOOGLE TIMELINE SAYS I WENT TO WALGREENS IN FEBRUARY
spigot
#covid-19
#emoji
#fatness
#feet-above-floor
#google
#hi-fi
#location-history
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#walgreens
#woodring-den-background
7,809 8/5/2020 transporter accidents
deuce: TOUCHING WANGS pants: TRANSPORTER ACCIDENTS deuce: DEFORMED DICKS pants: SQUIRT THEM WITH LIGHTER FLUID AND BURN THEM DOWN deuce: HAIRSPRAY AND A LIGHTER pants: NAPALM STICKS TO LITTLE GIRLS
deuce
pants
#apricot-background
#deuce-pants
#napalm
#star-trek
#vietnam
#war-crimes
7,810 8/6/2020 shutdown key
spigot: ARE WE REALLY STILL MAKING KEYBOARDS WHERE ONE KEY IS SPECIFICALLY FOR SHUTTING DOWN BY ACCIDENT deuce: THIS IS THEWAY OF THE WORLD deuce: SAY SOMETHINGDIPSHIT spigot: WEIGH INWITH YOUR TWO GODDAMN CENTS deuce: SOUND OFFIN THE COMMENTS spigot: CAST YOUR VOTE***NOW**** deuce: DO YOU***LITERALLY***SUCK DICKS spigot: ARE YOU APETER PUFFER pants: I DON'TUSE COMPUTERS
deuce
pants
spigot
#bullying
#computer
#deuce-pants-spigot
#dicksucking
#feet-above-floor
#full-metal-jacket
#keyboard
#woodring-den-background
7,811 8/7/2020 what god wants
spigot: IF GOD WANTED :POINT_RIGHT: :POINT_RIGHT: MEN :POINT_LEFT: :POINT_LEFT: spigot: TO SUCK :POINT_RIGHT: :POINT_RIGHT: DICKS :POINT_LEFT: :POINT_LEFT: spigot: HE WOULD HAVE GIVEN THEM :POINT_RIGHT: :POINT_RIGHT: MOUTHS AND DICKS :POINT_LEFT: :POINT_LEFT:
spigot
#cocksucking
#emoji
#god
#mousehole
#religion
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
7,812 8/8/2020 lawyer jokes
spigot: FOLKS WHAT DID ONE LAWYER SAY TO THE OTHER LAYWER spigot: WE'RE BOTH LAWYERS
spigot
#lawyers
#mountain-background
#sfw
7,813 8/9/2020 hamburger menu
pants: THE HAMBURGER MENU IS MAKING ME HUNGRY
pants
#food
#hamburger
#huffy-pants
#pants-solo
#sfw
#single-panel
7,814 8/10/2020 volstead act
deuce: I FORMALLY OPPOSE THE VOLSTEAD ACT
deuce
#alcohol
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#history
#mousehole
#prohibition
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
7,815 8/11/2020 sorry what
spigot: SORRY WHAT spigot: DO I "STAN"YOUR PENIS spigot: I MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT spigot: SAY AGAIN spigot: OH I'M *** STANDING ***ON YOUR PENIS spigot: SORRY TO HEAR IT spigot: I HAVE TO STANDSOMEWHERE
spigot
#asterisks
#genital-mutilation
#spigot-solo
#widescreen
#woodring-field-background
7,816 8/12/2020 rip
spigot: i lick dick spigot: RIP my inbox
spigot
#dicklicking
#email
#filler-panel
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
7,817 8/13/2020 your mouth
pants: T DEUCE IF YOUR MOUTH WAS A CUNT I’D FUCK IT pants: HEY YOU KNOW WHAT deuce: I WOULD LIKE TO GO HOME NOW
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#oral-sex
#urinal-background
7,818 8/14/2020 the middle of the woods
pants: WELP ANYWAY LET'S GO OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WOODS TOGETHER (NO REASON) pants: C'MON GET IN deuce: SURELY NOTHINGBAD WILL HAPPEN deuce: TO EITHER OF US pants: NOT ON SUCH A SPLENDID DAY SUCH AS TODAY
deuce
pants
#bored-pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#foreshadowing
#genre-savvy
#grabapples
#huffy-pants
#minecraft-background
#sfw
7,819 8/15/2020 unwilling to respond
spigot: T PANTS ASKING FOR THE LAST TIME SINCE YOU SEEM UNWILLING TO RESPOND: *DO YOU THINK BAILEY JAY HAS GAINED WEIGHT*
spigot
#bailey-jay
#bored-pants
#deja-vu
#fatness
#mousehole
#porn
#single-panel
#woodring-room-background
7,820 8/16/2020 qanon
deuce: ARE WE SURE THE Q IN QANON DOESN'T STAND FOR QUEER pants: THAT WOULD BE HOT
deuce
pants
#bran-background
#bunny
#conspiracy
#current-events
#deuce-pants
#orange-background
#qanon
#title-mismatch
7,821 8/17/2020 wrong holiday
deuce: SO WHAT'S IT FEEL LIKE TO A BE A YEAR OLDER deuce: WAIT WRONG HOLIDAY deuce: WHAT'S IT FEEL LIKE TO COME BACK FROM THE DEAD deuce: NOPE THAT'S NOT IT EITHER
deuce
#alexa
#balls
#birthday
#birthday-strip
#blue-background
#deuce-solo
#easter
#sfw
#somber-deuce
7,822 8/18/2020 happy sad
deuce: HAPPY pants: :SMILEY: deuce: SAD pants: :CRY: deuce: HAPPY pants: :SMILEY: deuce: SAD pants: :CRY: deuce: HAPPY pants: :SMILEY: deuce: GETTING FUCKEDIN THE ASS deuce: YOU HESITATED pants: :FRIES:
deuce
pants
#anal
#deuce-pants
#emoji
#feet-above-floor
#woodring-den-background
7,823 8/19/2020 sex pest
spigot: NO I WILL NOT "MAKE OUT" WITH YOU
spigot
#hi-fi
#jean-charles
#red-background
#sfw
#spigot-solo
7,824 8/20/2020 can i show you my wienerdog
pants: DO WIENERDOGS EVEN HAVE WIENERS pants: WHAT PART DO I SUCK, THE WIENER PART OR THE WHOLE THING OR pants: PLEASE SEND THE NATIONAL GUARD
pants
#bestiality
#huffy-pants
#mousehole
#national-guard
#pants-solo
#weird-pants-face
#wienerdog
#woodring-room-background
7,825 8/21/2020 bella bellz
spigot: BELLA BELLZ SHOULD JUST CHANGE HER NAME TO COMMAND W deuce: B-B-BUT SHE'S GOT A BIG B-B-B- NO (FORCIBLY CLOSES WINDOW WITH MALLET) spigot: OVERRULED (BANGS GAVEL UNTIL CIRCULAR GAVEL SURFACE ROLLS OFF DESK) deuce: DONGS DONGS DONGS DONGS
deuce
spigot
#apple
#deuce-spigot
#deucegrin
#diss
#dongs
#porn
#woodring-stairs-background
7,826 8/22/2020 under pants
deuce: I BOUGHT NEW UNDERWEAR THAT I'M TRYING OUT pants: HOW’S THAT GOING deuce: SHOULD I MODEL THEM FOR YOU GUYS :DANCER: deuce: :FISHING_POLE_AND_FISH: pants: I CAN ALREADY SEE YOU THROUGH THE VARIOUS SECRET CAMS deuce: I'M JERKING OFF RIGHT NOW pants: I KNOW
deuce
pants
#emoji
#huffy-pants
#somber-deuce
#spycam
#turquoise-background
#voyeurism
#weird-pants-face
7,827 8/23/2020 tinnitis
deuce: HELLO TINNITIS pants: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#health
#onomatopoeia
#sfw
#typo
#vomit-background
7,828 8/24/2020 boys ii men
effigy: APPARENTLY THE GROUP "BOYS II MEN" IS NOT A DELIVERY SERVCE
effigy
#effigy-solo
#gig-economy
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
7,829 8/25/2020 ouroboros
deuce: I'M TRYING TO SUCK OFF THIS OUROBOROS BUT THERE'S NO PLACETO START ?!?!?!?!?!?! pants: CHOP OFF THEMIDDLE I GUESS
deuce
pants
#cocksucking
#deuce-pants
#herpetology
#ouroboros
#pants-shrug
#woodring-field-background
7,830 8/26/2020 down voted
spigot: PROBABLY GET DOWNVOTED TO HELL BUT I LICK DICK
spigot
#dicklicking
#mousehole
#reddit
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
7,831 8/27/2020 monads
pants: CAN'T GET PAST THE NADS IN MONADS
pants
#pants-solo
#programming
#single-panel
#woodring-stairs-background
7,832 8/28/2020 tarot deck
spigot: IS MY TAROT DECK OUT OF DATE CAUSE I CAN'T LOCATE THE QUEEN OF GAPES deuce: CHECK THE BACK SIDE
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#porn
#rectangle
#single-panel
#yellow-background
7,833 8/29/2020 of one's own
pants: A BUTTHOLE OF MY OWN pants: NO, NO, LET’S GO WITH: pants: A BUTTHOLE OF ONE’S OWN pants: CHEF'S KISS deuce: A BUTTHOLE TOCALL ONE'S OWN deuce: LET'S COMMITTEE THIS MOTHERFUCKER INTO THE GROUND pants: CAN WE GET THE PRETENTIOUS PART BEFORE THE CRUDE PART SOMEHOW pants: SO THEN THE BUTTHOLE REALLY HITS YOU IN THE FACE deuce: ONE'S OWN BUTTHOLE pants: I DON’T THINK THERE’S ONE RIGHT ANSWER pants: WE DON’T HAVE A BUDGET, WE CAN GO WITH ALL THE OPTIONS
deuce
pants
#butthole
#deuce-pants
#deucegrin
#drunk-deuce
#feet-above-floor
#huffy-pants
#woodring-den-background
7,834 8/30/2020 shoe-shaped shits
spigot: T PANTS GONNA INDULGE THREE OR FOUR MORE BIG FAT SPLUTTERY AND/OR SHOE-SHAPED SHITS, HOW DOES THAT WORK FOR YOU
spigot
#pants-spigot
#shit
#sienna-background
#single-panel
7,835 8/31/2020 holodeck
pants: BEATING OFF IN THE HOLODECK (IT'S NOT EVEN ON, IT'S JUST A YELLOW GRID)
pants
#beating-off
#deuce-effigy-pants
#holodeck
#single-panel
#star-trek
#yellow-background
7,836 9/1/2020 mamacita
effigy: DUDE ***WHAT***\N THE ***SHIZZLE***\NIS UP WITH YO\N***MAMACITA*** ??? deuce: SHE FELL DOWN deuce: AND SHE COULDN'T GET UP AGAIN deuce: A FRIEND FOUND HER A DAY LATER WHEN SHE WAS SEVERELY DEHYDRATED deuce: GOT HER TO THE HOSPITAL AND SHE TESTED POSITIVE FOR COVID-19 deuce: SHE STILL HAS PROBLEMS TAKING CARE OF HERSELF
deuce
effigy
#asterisks
#buttman
#covid-19
#current-events
#deuce-effigy
#filler-panel
#mom
#sad
#somber-deuce
#speechless
#white-background
7,837 9/2/2020 christ on a crutch
deuce: CHRIST ON A CRUTCH I'M FAT pants: S A M E
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#fat
#fatness
#single-panel
#woodring-stairs-background
7,838 9/3/2020 mangosteen
deuce: FOLKS, MANGOSTEEN deuce: THAT'S ALL I'M SAYIN' spigot: MY DAD HAS THE KIND OF CANCER WHICH DISAPPEARS AFTER A FRUIT JUICE
deuce
spigot
#cancer
#deuce-spigot
#folks
#mangosteen-background
#red-background
#sfw
7,839 9/4/2020 lookalikes
effigy: CLICK LOOKS A LOT LIKE DICK spigot: THAT'S SAD
effigy
spigot
#dick
#effigy-spigot
#mousehole
#rhyming
#woodring-room-background
7,840 9/5/2020 tinkle piss
pants: REALLY LEAN IN pants: CLOSER pants: CLOSER pants: HULGHALGHALUGHLUAHG pants: TINKLEPISS deuce: URINEPEE
deuce
pants
#agglutination
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#huffy-pants
#piss
#urine
#yellow-background
7,841 9/6/2020 the discourse
deuce: SHUT UP pants: I’M SORRY FOR TALKING
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#salmon-background
#sfw
#simon-and-garfunkel
#single-panel
7,842 9/7/2020 ma and pa kettle
pants: THAT’S SO HOT IMAGINE MA AND PA KETTLE TOTALLY DOIN’ IT pants: MMM YEAH OOOH BOY A THREE-WAY WITH ME AND MA AND PA KETTLE
pants
#green-background
#ma-and-pa-kettle
#mmm-yeah-oooh-boy
#pants-solo
#swamp-background
7,843 9/8/2020 bacon cheeseburger
deuce: ? BACON CHEESEBURGER (BURGERS) ? ADD EXTRA PATTY (+ 300 CALORIES) ? A-1 SAUCE (+15 CALORIES) ? EXTRA BACON (+ 80 CALORIES) ? EXTRA CHEESE (+ 140 CALORIES) ? LETTUCE (+5 CALORIES), REGULAR ? MUSTARD (+ 0 CALORIES), EXTRA ? ONIONS (+10 CALORIES), REGULAR
deuce
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#emoji
#fatness
#five-guys
#food
#menu
#sfw
#sienna-background
#single-panel
7,844 9/9/2020 moca
deuce: FACE VELVET CHURCH DAISY RED
deuce
#deuce-pants-spigot
#donald-trump
#man-woman-person-tv-camera
#mountain-background
#sfw
#single-panel
7,845 9/10/2020 lol
spigot: LOL POOR PEOPLE deuce: T PANTS "LOL" STANDS FOR "LAUGHING OUT LOUD"
deuce
spigot
#aqua-background
#deuce-spigot
#high-res
#internet-speak
#poor-people
#sfw
#single-panel
7,846 9/11/2020 home less
pants: CAN'T WE SEND THE HOMELESS PEOPLE BACK IN TIME deuce: TO BEFORE THE EARTH HAD AN OXYGEN ATMOSPHERE???? WORKING ON IT pants: OR TO THE TIME OF CAVEMEN AND DINOSAURS
deuce
pants
#bong
#drunk-deuce
#ftl
#homeless
#music
#orange-background
#time-travel
#weird-pants-face
7,847 9/12/2020 finally some good news
spigot: FINALLY SOME GOOD NEWS: MY WELLS FARGO ONLINE STATEMENT IS AVAILABLE
spigot
#gunmetal-background
#hi-fi
#sfw
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#wells-fargo
7,848 9/13/2020 master class
pants: GHOSTFACE KILLAH TEACHES BREAD FUNDAMENTALS: pants: SESSION ONE: QUICK BREADS, FOCACCIA, AND NATURAL STARTERS pants: SESSION TWO: BAGUETTES, NO-KNEAD, ENGLISH MUFFINS, SANDWICH BREADS pants: SESSION THREE: PIZZA, RICH DOUGHS, LEVAIN pants: THIS IS ALL VERY EXCITING pants: DEADMAU5 TEACHES TYPING
pants
#bread
#class
#deadmau5
#eggshell-background
#ghostface-killah
#pants-solo
#sfw
#typing
#weird-pants-face
7,849 9/14/2020 yee haw
spigot: GUESS I’M A REAL COWBOY NOW(SPITS IN ZIPLOC PLASTIC BAG,UBERS TO NEAREST SPITTOON)
spigot
#brown-background
#cowboy
#sfw
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#uber
7,850 9/15/2020 the 1970s
deuce: LONG, UNWASHED HAIR, HUGE LAPELS, AND UNBUTTONED SHIRTS pants: CHEST HAIR ANDFLOPPY DUMB DONGS pants: WE DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO GET HARD UNTIL THE NINETEEN EIGHTIES pants: THIS IS CNN
deuce
pants
#cnn
#cocaine
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#history
#huffy-pants
#woodring-stairs-background
7,851 9/16/2020 applesauce
pants: NUGGGGGGGGH APPLESAUCE
pants
#applesauce
#deja-vu
#grand-theft-auto
#gta5
#nuggh
#pants-solo
#sfw
#single-panel
#woodring-field-background
7,852 9/17/2020 joii
spigot: CAN WE GET THE JERKOFF INSTRUCTORS TO STOP PANTOMIMING THE BEAT-OFF MOTION spigot: MAYBE WE NEED JERKOFF INSTRUCTORS INSTRUCTORS
spigot
#hi-fi
#jerking
#joi
#porn
#spigot-solo
#woodring-den-background
7,853 9/18/2020 new bootdisks
deuce: TIME TO TEST MY NEW BOOTDISKS PEOPLE spigot: GET BACK HERE AND WATCH MTV WITH ME spigot: AEON COCKS
deuce
spigot
#aeon-flux
#bootdisks
#deuce-spigot
#mousehole
#mtv
#woodring-room-background
7,854 9/19/2020 dude
spigot: DUDE spigot: A BOMB BLEW UP THE WORLD TRADE CENTER IN NEW YORK CITY
spigot
#history
#nyc
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
#wtc
7,855 9/20/2020 ffffffurp
pants: BWAHAHAHAHAHA FART ESCAPES deuce: MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFURP
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#farts
#olive-background
#single-panel
7,856 9/21/2020 the crotch army
net: CROTCH CROTCH CROTCH CROTCH net: CROTCH CROTCH CROTCH CROTCH net: CROTCH CROTCH CROTCH CROTCH net: CROTCH CROTCH CROTCH CROTCH pants: YAY THE CROTCH ARMY pants: MARCHING AND SINGING THE CROTCH SONG
net
pants
#be-gay-with-me
#blue-background
#denim-background
#dicks
#net-pants
#repetition
#singing
7,857 9/22/2020 rabbits
spigot: RABBITS GOING TO THE BATHROOM ON THE BED
spigot
#blue-background
#denim-background
#pets
#rabbits
#sfw
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
7,858 9/23/2020 summer school
pants: TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME???? pants: C'MON pants: C'MONNNNNNNNNNNNNN deuce: NOT UNTIL YOU CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK pants: FIRST OF ALL I DON'T HAVE A ROOM I HAVE A BED OF SAWDUST FASHIONED INTO A NEST AND SECOND I DON'T HAVE SUMMER SCHOOL deuce: NO ARGUING, JAYBIRD pants: I AM TAKING AN ONLINE COURSE COVERING HOW TO STUFF LARGE OBJECTS IN MY CHEEKS BUT THAT'S SELF-DIRECTED
deuce
pants
#basement
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#huffy-pants
#negotiations
#school
#sfw
#somber-deuce
#summer
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-stairs-background
7,859 9/24/2020 toast and jam
pants: BREAD AND BUTTER,TOAST AND JAM spigot: LICK MY DICKON THE NETSCAPE CAM
pants
spigot
#dicklicking
#gark
#hi-fi
#mint-background
#netscape
#pants-spigot
#rhyming
#single-panel
#webcam
7,860 9/25/2020 the main menu
pants: ARE YOU SURE pants: YOU WANT TO pants: RETURN pants: TO THE MAIN MENU pants: BECAUSE IF YOU'RE NOT SURE, I'M NOT SURE!!!!!!!
pants
#bluelight-background
#main-menu
#pants-solo
#sfw
7,861 9/26/2020 target or old navy
spigot: I’VE BEAT OFF TO EVERYTHING, ALL PORN LOOKS LIKE ADS FOR TARGET OR OLD NAVY, I DON’T EVEN SEE IT spigot: SORRY WRONG WINDOW
spigot
#beating-off
#crimson-background
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#old-navy
#porn
#red-background
#target
#wrong-window
7,862 9/27/2020 bsl 4
deuce: MY DICK REQUIRES BIOHAZARD SAFETY LEVEL 4
deuce
#aretha-franklin
#biohazard
#bsl
#bsl-4
#deuce-solo
#dick
#drunk-deuce
#single-panel
#woodring-stairs-background
#zoom
7,863 9/28/2020 flap flap flap
pants: <H1>SEXUAL</H1> pants: WILD AIR PUNCHES pants: I BELIEVE I CAN FLY
pants
#flappity-bats
#html
#neon-purple-background
#pants-solo
#r-kelly
#singing
7,864 9/29/2020 all we ask
pants: ONE CAN OF SPIDERS A DAY IS ALL WE ASK
pants
#hi-fi
#nuts
#olive-background
#pants-solo
#sfw
#single-panel
#spiders
7,865 9/30/2020 yeah me neither
deuce: EVER SHIT YOUR PANTS AND NOT REALIZE IT? deuce: YEAH ME NEITHER effigy: METOO effigy: I MEAN NEITHER pants: NOTME effigy: NOT PANTS
deuce
effigy
pants
#brown-background
#deuce-effigy-pants
#drunk-deuce
#pants-shitting
#poo
7,866 10/1/2020 perfect laminar flow
pants: AN ARC OF URINE deuce: WITH PERFECT LAMINAR FLOW pants: COOL, CALM AND COLLECTED (IN THE TOILET, NEAR THE TOILET) deuce: SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED, OH GOD PISS
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#fluid-dynamics
#piss
#somber-deuce
#stevie-wonder
#urine
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-stairs-background
7,867 10/2/2020 buzz buzz
pants: ? (DUMB GUY VOICE) I SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO FLY deuce: ? (CONTINUING DUMB GUY VOICE) BUT YET I DO pants: OH SHIT deuce: ????
deuce
pants
#bee
#deuce-pants
#emoji
#impersonation
#white-background
7,868 10/3/2020 can you tell me how to get
spigot: WHY DIDN’T BIG BIRD JUST SHOOT MR. SNUFFLEUPAGUS
spigot
#muppets
#sesame-street
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#television
#violence
#woodring-stairs-background
7,869 10/4/2020 declare an emergency
deuce: DO YOU WISH TO DECLARE AN EMERGENCY effigy: YES effigy: LET MY PEOPLE GO deuce: ARRRRRR
deuce
effigy
#bible
#deuce-effigy
#drunk-deuce
#grey-background
#moses
#sfw
#somber-deuce
7,870 10/5/2020 a clear progression
:: SO IT GOES pants: PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL pants: I SAID PLEASE deuce: SAYPRETTY PLEASE deuce: WITH SUGAR ON TOP deuce: AND A SLICEOF AIDS deuce: A SLAB OF AIDS pants: I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING pants: (THE THEMES AT PLAY) deuce: A DOLLOP OF DICK deuce: SLICE, SLAB, DOLLOP deuce: IT'S A CLEAR PROGRESSION AND THE RESULT IS [UNINTELLIGIBLE]
deuce
pants
#aids
#caption
#deja-vu
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#feet-above-floor
#huffy-pants
#mountain-background
#needful
#somber-deuce
7,871 10/6/2020 n.e.t.
net: DID SOMEBODY SAY NET deuce: NO dick: NOPE
deuce
dick
net
#aids
#cocksucking-noises
#deuce-dick-net
#drunk-deuce
#sfw
#single-panel
#violet-gray-background
7,872 10/7/2020 subject: none
spigot: I’M THE QUEEREST QUEER THAT EVER DID QUEER spigot: ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO SEND AN EMAIL . . . . . . . . . . . spigot: WITHOUT A SUBJECT ???????????????????????????????
spigot
#blue-background
#email
#pilgrims-progress
#queer
#spigot-solo
7,873 10/8/2020 all about it
deuce: A SHIT pants: TELL ME ALLABOUT IT pants: WAS IT A SEXY POO OR pants: OH WAIT EFFIGY AND SPIGOT AREN'T HERE pants: I DON'T HAVE TO DISCUSS YOUR DISGUSTING POOS THANK GOD effigy: YOYOYO spigot: WHAT UP
deuce
effigy
pants
spigot
#deuce-effigy-pants-spigot
#deucegrin
#drunk-deuce
#poo
#shit
#woodring-field-background
7,874 10/9/2020 can you even
deuce: CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT??? deuce: [REFERENT NEVER SPECIFIED]
deuce
#brown-background
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#grammar
#hi-fi
#shit
7,875 10/10/2020 go to bed
pants: THREATENING, HATEFUL, VIOLENT, PORNOGRAPHIC, SEXUAL, INCITING OF VIOLENCE deuce: GO TO BED pants: JUST GOT UP deuce: I SAID pants: OKAY BUT I’M WARNING YOU (DRIFTS OFF TO SLEEP)
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#huffy-pants
#sfw
#woodring-den-background
7,876 10/11/2020 the bi-curious dogcow
pants: MOOF!!!!!!!!! I’M CLARIS THE BI-CURIOUS DOGCOW AND I WANT TO LEARN ABOUT YOUR GENTIALS deuce: THEY'RE SOFT AND SAGGY AND THEY MAKE NOISES LIKE SANDPAPER WHEN I W-- WAIT A MINUTE DOGCOWS AREN'T REAL YOU'RE AN IMPOSTOR :: RUNS AWAY
deuce
pants
#apple
#bisexuality
#caption
#clarus
#deuce-pants
#dogcow
#enya
#impostor
#okay-pants-face
#red-background
#typo
7,877 10/12/2020 in which deuce makes a new friend
deuce: BUG
deuce
#bug
#bug-report
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#isopod
#jean-charles
#sfw
#single-panel
#uncredited-character
#white-background
7,878 10/13/2020 c'mon everybody
pants: WE HAVE TO **PICK UP ALL THE LITTER** AT **THE BEACH** pants: C'MON EVERYBODY!!!!!!!! pants: BLACK GARBAGE BAGS AND FLOPPY HATS pants: OVERALLS AND A STICK WITH A NAIL AT THE END pants: A HILL??????? GETTING BACK ON THE BUS TO THE DILDO POLISHING ACADEMY
pants
#asterisks
#beach
#dildo
#dildo-polishing-academy
#environmentalism
#huffy-pants
#pants-solo
#sage-background
7,879 10/14/2020 a lot to learn
deuce: PEE HOLE (THAT'S ME) atandt: POO HOLE (ALSO YOU) deuce: YOU HAVE A LOT TO LEARN ABOUT ANATOMY SON
atandt
deuce
#atandt-deuce
#atandt-deuce-disconnect
#cloaca
#deucegrin
#drunk-deuce
#feet-above-floor
#pee
#poo
#something-wicked-this-way-comes
#woodring-den-background
7,880 10/15/2020 mouth is open should be shut
spigot: SO TIRED OF MOVIES THAT DON’T PASS THE KOBAYASHI MARU TEST
spigot
#mousehole
#movies
#sfw
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#star-trek
#woodring-room-background
7,881 10/16/2020 british or american
deuce: I'M A TWAT net: T DEUCE ARE YOU A BRITISH TWAT OR AN AMERICAN TWAT deuce: T NET DON'T BE RACIST
deuce
net
#deuce-net
#drunk-deuce
#feet-above-floor
#monty-python
#twat
#woodring-den-background
7,882 10/17/2020 hacker man
spigot: TERMINAL OPEN!!!!!!! spigot: ****CRACKS KNUCKL-- spigot: OW OW OW
spigot
#asterisks
#hacking
#mousehole
#physical-comedy
#programming
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
7,883 10/18/2020 gold finger
deuce: PISS / CRYSTALS pants: (TO THE TUNE OFTHE THEME TOGOLDFINGER) deuce: OR "MOON RIVER" pants: OOH I LIKE THAT(SUCKING MY OWN DICK) deuce: BLARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH pants: BWAAAH deuce: BROOOOOOOOOONG pants: (PINCHES BRIDGE OF NOSE) CAN WE PLEASE NOT FIGHT IN FRONT OF THE SEX WORKERS
deuce
pants
#autofellatio
#deuce-pants
#james-bond
#moon-river
#movies
#null
#piss
#prostitute
#singing
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-room-background
7,884 10/19/2020 your fucking piss jug
dick: NOT A ONE OF YOU HAS EVEN ASKED ME A BOUT MY NEW KLEAN KANTEEN spigot: HOW DID YOU SETTLE ON THE KLEAN KANTEEN AND NOT JUST ANY OL' RANDOM TIN CAN FROM THE BASKET AT SALVATION ARMY (LOOK DOWN AT YOUR FEET UNDER THE VCRS) spigot: ANSWER ME YOU FUCKING GOON spigot: T DICK HOW MANY DIFFERENT WAYS CAN I EXPRESS INTEREST IN YOUR FUCKING PISS JUG
dick
spigot
#dick-spigot
#grey-background
#klean-kanteen
#piss-jug
#salvation-army
7,885 10/20/2020 too big to fail (revisited)
deuce: MY DONG IS TOO BIG TO FAIL deuce: NOT BECAUSE IT'S ACTUALLY BIG (IT'S TINY) BUT BECAUSE SO MANY INVESTORS HAVE PUT SO MUCH MONEY SFLKSF JUHX SHDE deuce: KHERF DFSLKFSE RFSDFOIJHS SDDSFSJJ8SL SFDKG SKLDFSJEFSDF A FJKFDSA JKDSAF KLASF KLF SKFJKLSDF LKSDFK SDHFLKHSDK
deuce
#deuce-solo
#dong
#economics
#investing
#the-big-short
#too-big-to-fail
#woodring-stairs-background
7,886 10/21/2020 together at last
ozone: FUCK OF THE SHIT hanford: ARE YOU DRUNKOR STONEDOR GAY
hanford
ozone
#cock-of-the-fuck
#drunk
#gay
#hanford-ozone
#lavender-background
#single-panel
#stoned
7,887 10/22/2020 edited in sequence
deuce: THIS BONEQUEST HAS BEEN EDITED IN SEQUENCE
deuce
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants-spigot
#gay
#sfw
#single-panel
#woodring-field-background
7,888 10/23/2020 piss clams
deuce: PISS CLAMS / PISS CLAMS / THE BEST CLAMS / IN SI-AM
deuce
#ascap
#deuce-solo
#piss
#poetry
#salmon-background
#seafood
#singing
#single-panel
#thailand
7,889 10/24/2020 cross-pollinating
pants: WELL SHE WAS DRESSED LIKE A SLUT deuce: LIFTING THE DRESSOVER HER HEADBECAUSE SHE LOOKED COLD spigot: I'M ON BOARD WITHCROSS-POLLINATING MAZDASWITH HUMDINGERS
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#green-background
#necrophilia
#rape
#single-panel
#slut
7,890 10/25/2020 plumper pass
spigot: CAN I BORROW ANYONE'S PLUMPER PASS deuce: MINE'S FRESH OUT spigot: NEED YOU TO READ AND SIGN THIS GLORYHOLE CONFESSION effigy: [X] ACCEPT
deuce
effigy
spigot
#deuce-effigy-spigot
#funloving-nonsense
#gloryhole
#pink-background
#plumpers
#porn
7,891 10/26/2020 public service net
spigot: PATIENTLY WAITING FOR THE AVCLUB TO POST THEIR REVIEW OF TONIGHT'S MILWAUKEE REPEATER CLUB PUBLIC SERVICE NET spigot: A- spigot: I AGREE THAT IT COULD HAVE BEEN LONGER
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#ham-radio
#morse-code
#radio
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
7,892 10/27/2020 sproinging
spigot: T DEUCE I DRINK SAPPOROOUT OF CANS BECAUSETHE CANS ARE MAGNETICAND CAN STICK RIGHTTO MY TILTED EASEL deuce: T SPIGOT SO HOW DOES THATEXPLAIN ALL THE SQUIGGLY DICKSBOUNCING AND SPROINGING
deuce
spigot
#beer
#deuce-spigot
#dicks
#olive-background
#single-panel
7,893 10/28/2020 the riddler
spigot: RIDDLE ME THIS, BATMAN !!!!!!!! spigot: LICK MY DICK !!!!!!!!! deuce: WAS THAT A RIDDLE spigot: YOU'RE A RIDDLE deuce: DO YOU HAVE A RIDDLE OR NO spigot: LICK MY DICK
deuce
spigot
#batman
#comics
#deuce-spigot
#dick
#dicklicking
#riddle
#woodring-stairs-background
7,894 10/29/2020 who wants cake
pants: WHO WANTS CAKE deuce: MEMEMMEMEM7ME(SPASM))))))))) spigot: CAKE???
deuce
pants
spigot
#blue-background
#deuce-pants-spigot
#new-order
#sfw
#single-panel
7,895 10/30/2020 let he who
spigot: LET HE WHO LICKS DICK LICK THE FIRST DICK effigy: WAAAAY AHEAD OF YOU THERE deuce: FAGS
deuce
effigy
spigot
#bible
#deuce-effigy-spigot
#dicklicking
#green-background
7,896 10/31/2020 pumpkins
spigot: WE GOTTA FIGURE OUT A WAY TO MAKE COFFEE TASTE MORE LIKE PUMPKINS pants: >>>THE GREAT TASTE OF PUMPKINS<<<
pants
spigot
#coffee
#halloween
#orange-background
#pants-spigot
#psl
#pumpkin-spice-latte
#single-panel
7,897 11/1/2020 heart to heart
deuce: I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE A HEART TO HEART ABOUT YOUR PACKAGE (ADDRESSED TO NO ONE IN PARTICULAR)
deuce
#deja-vu
#deuce-solo
#mousehole
#package
#postal-service
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
7,898 11/2/2020 cancer sticks/idiot box
spigot: WHEN YOU SAY “THE CLOUD” DO YOU MEAN BEATING OFF FOR 72 HOURS STRAIGHT BECAUSE OF THE COKE DICK spigot: I’LL TAKE MY ANSWER NEVER pants: CANCER STICKS spigot: THE IDIOT BOX pants: THE OL' BALL AND CHAIN spigot: THE SPERM BANK UPSTAIRS spigot: COCKSUCKING INTHE DATACENTERS(PLURAL) pants: WELL YA GOTTAHAVE MULTIPLEDATACENTERS
pants
spigot
#cliche
#cocaine
#datacenter
#deja-vu
#dicklicking
#mousehole
#pants-spigot
#woodring-room-background
7,899 11/3/2020 absolute mess
pants: AN ABSOLUTE MESS OF A TV SHOW, WITH NO REAL DRAMATIC FORCE OR ANY SENSE OF PACING pants: ME IRL :: LEFT THE ROOM
:
pants
#pants-solo
#sage-background
#sfw
7,900 11/4/2020 dungeons, dragons
pants: T DEUCE I THOUGHT WE WERE PLAYING D&D OVER ZOOM YET YOU HAVE NOT STARTED THE MEETING??? spigot: EAR ME deuce: MY LAPTOP IS OVERHEATING AND SPIGOT'S SOUND IS CUTTING OUT spigot: OW'S Y OUND pants: MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST COME OVER AND WE CAN PLAY IN THE SAFEWAY PARKING LOT spigot: ID OT OPY OUR AST
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#dungeons-and-dragons
#minecraft-background
#safeway
#sfw
#zoom
7,901 11/5/2020 punt him
pants: PUNT ME deuce: ROGER THAT,PUNTING YOU pants: AYE, BEING PUNTED deuce: AND THUS ENDSOUR SORDID PLAY pants: WE DONE GOOD HUH
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#football
#pink-background
#rhyming
#sfw
#somber-deuce
7,902 11/6/2020 the second law
deuce: THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE spigot: INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF BONERS deuce: THE SECOND LAW OF SPURTODYNAMICS
deuce
spigot
#afraid-deuce
#aqua-background
#deuce-spigot
#physics
#woodring-room-background
7,903 11/7/2020 modem
pants: ATDT deuce: BUH pants: I'M A MODEM pants: +++OK pants: NO CARRIER pants: COCKS pants: OK
deuce
pants
#angry-panel
#cocks
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#feet-above-floor
#huffy-pants
#modem
#no-carrier
#woodring-den-background
7,904 11/8/2020 hamburgers
pants: HAVE YOU TRIED EATING 9 HAMBURGERS deuce: WHY THAT'S THE MOST BRILLIANT IDEA I'VE EVERBLBHALBHLHGLB HLGHBLAHBLGHBLHB
deuce
pants
#brown-background
#deuce-pants
#fat
#fatness
#food
#hamburger
#hi-fi
#sfw
#single-panel
7,905 11/9/2020 still not identified
deuce: SOMETHING'S UP ME :: LEAVES deuce: OKAY IT WASN'T HIM BUT IT'S STILL NOT IDENTIFIED
:
deuce
#ayahuasca
#blue-background
#caption
#deuce
#deuce-ozone
#drugs
#drunk-deuce
#ozone
#sfw
7,906 11/10/2020 juggalos
deuce: I HOPE ALL THE JUGGALOS ARE OKAY pants: YOU WORRY TOO MUCH DEAR pants: ALL GOOD JUGGALOS ARE ASLEEP AND DREAMING
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dicks
#drunk-deuce
#feet-above-floor
#icp
#juggalos
#woodring-den-background
7,907 11/11/2020 chicken fries
pants: LET'S GO TO 7-11 FOR CHOCO-TACOS AND SLURPEES AND 25 CENT COMIC BOOKS (MARVEL NOT DC) deuce: :CHICKEN: :FRIES: pants: BUK BUK pants: BUK pants: EXCUSE ME BUT I'M DOWN WITH THE CLOWN TILL I’M DEAD IN THE GROUND deuce: SO NOTED
deuce
pants
#7-11
#buk
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#emoji
#food
#icp
#juggalos
#mountain-background
#sfw
7,908 11/12/2020 grapes
pants: GRAPES pants: SPECIFICALLY: pants: MY GRAPES
pants
#anemones
#blue-background
#coy-pants
#huffy-pants
#multiple-backgrounds
#orange-background
#pants-solo
#pink-background
#sfw
7,909 11/13/2020 batman focused
spigot: WE MEET AGAIN, (((( BATMAN ))) deuce: SIGH spigot: SPLURK :SWEAT_DROPS:SPLORK :SWEAT_DROPS:SPLUT :SWEAT_DROPS: spigot: BLURK :SWEAT_DROPS: :SWEAT_DROPS: BLORK :SWEAT_DROPS: :SWEAT_DROPS: BLUP :SWEAT_DROPS: HNGGG :SWEAT_DROPS: deuce: OKAY ENOUGH spigot: :SWEAT_DROPS: BLLLLK :SWEAT_DROPS: :SWEAT_DROPS: HURRKRK :SWEAT_DROPS: GLTH :SWEAT_DROPS:PLTH :SWEAT_DROPS: THTH :SWEAT_DROPS: :SWEAT_DROPS: GLKL :SWEAT_DROPS: GKGLK :SWEAT_DROPS: BLGLL :SWEAT_DROPS: HBLGH :SWEAT_DROPS: :SWEAT_DROPS: A-PTHTHTH :SWEAT_DROPS: :SWEAT_DROPS: HURGLB :SWEAT_DROPS: LKBPTH :SWEAT_DROPS: deuce: THE FUCK ARE YOU spigot: THE JERKER
deuce
spigot
#batman
#comics
#deuce-spigot
#emoji
#joker
#woodring-stairs-background
7,910 11/14/2020 quiet time with god
pants: I MAKE QUIET TIMEWITH GOD A PRIORITY deuce: DO YOU SPEND ITSHOUTING "SUCK COCKS"OR NO pants: AS THE LORD INTENDED deuce: IT'S IMPORTANT YOUSHOW ME YOUR WANG(CASUALLY, WITHOUT FANFARE)
deuce
pants
#cocks
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#god
#wang
#woodring-stairs-background
7,911 11/15/2020 sex u up
deuce: SEX U UP pants: OKAY NOW SEX MEBACK DOWN PLEASE deuce: N pants: I HAVE A FEAR OF HEIGHTS deuce: U WILL STAY THERE UNTIL U LEARN pants: I WILLLEARN NOTHING
deuce
pants
#color-me-badd
#deuce-pants
#ghetto-u
#green-background
#starbucks-background
#y-n
7,912 11/16/2020 baby makes three
deuce: YOU AND ME AND BABY MAKES THREE / EXCEPT WHEN I DROWN YOU 'CAUSE THAT MAKES TWO spigot: MY MATH SAYSAFTER THEDROWNING THERE'SJUST ME
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#math
#sfw
#single-panel
#woodring-den-background
7,913 11/17/2020 hitting ceiling with broom
pants: I'M A SLOPPY PISS PIG WHO IS SECRETLY COSPLAYING AS A TOILET PIG deuce: BANG BANG BANG KEEP IT DOWN
deuce
pants
#cosplay
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#piss
#pisspigs
#single-panel
#toilet
#toilet-pig
#white-background
7,914 11/18/2020 i'm a sex
pants: :BURRITO: deuce: THANKS, NOW I WANT A BURRITO deuce: I'M A SEX deuce: CONVERT ME TO UTF-8 AND THEN SEND ME ALONG THE SOCKET!!!!!
deuce
pants
#burrito
#deuce-pants
#emoji
#feet-above-floor
#programming
#unicode
#woodring-den-background
7,915 11/19/2020 but if you do
pants: PLEASE DON'T FUCK THE LETTUCE OR THE CABBAGE pants: BUT IF YOU DO, USE PROTECTION
pants
#pants-solo
#woodring-field-background
7,916 11/20/2020 what do we want
deuce: PEOPLE OF EARTH HELLO pants: WHAT DO WE WANT pants: DICK pants: WHEN DO WE WANT IT pants: MOUTH deuce: T PANTS SOMEHOW THAT CHANT HAS LOST SOME OF ITS APPEAL
deuce
pants
#chant
#deuce-pants
#dick
#teal-background
7,917 11/21/2020 sex tape
deuce: WILL YOU WATCH MY SEX TAPE pants: I DON’T LIKE WATCHING MYSELF ON CAMERA
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#woodring-field-background
7,918 11/22/2020 your friend my friend
pants: SPIGOT THE BEAR / ROAMS EVERYWHERE / HE'S YOUR FRIEND / MY FRIEND / SPIGOT THE BEAR spigot: THAT'S ME!!!!!!! :: POKES HEAD THROUGH CARTOON CIRCLE, WINKS, GIVES THUMBS-UP
:
pants
spigot
#background
#coelacanth
#pants-spigot
#rendering-glitch
#sfw
#singing
#spigot-the-bear
#theme-song
7,919 11/23/2020 long national nightmare
deuce: OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER deuce: ENCHILADAS FOR EVERYBODY
deuce
#bilingual
#burrito
#burritos
#drunk-deuce
#enchiladas
#fatness
#feet-above-floor
#mexican-cuisine
#sfw
#spanish
#woodring-den-background
7,920 11/24/2020 straight with you
deuce: LOOK, WE'RE FRIENDS deuce: AND I DON'T WANT TO MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF THIS OR ANYTHING deuce: BUT I FEEL I HAVE TO BE STRAIGHT WITH YOU AND STOP THE LIES deuce: MAYBE THIS WILL CHANGE OUR RELATIONSHIP; IF SO, SO BE IT deuce: BUT YOU DESERVE TO KNOW THE TRUE ME: deuce: I FAVOR MUTANT REGISTRATION pants: MAGNETO WAS RIGHT pants: THERE CAN NEVER BE PEACE
deuce
pants
#afraid-deuce
#comics
#deuce-pants
#feet-above-floor
#huffy-pants
#magneto
#marvel
#mountain-background
#mutant
#mutant-registration
#sfw
#x-men
7,921 11/25/2020 fields medal
spigot: CAN WE NOMINATE ADRIANA CHECHIK FOR THE FIELDS MEDAL spigot: SOME OF US FEEL SHE'S DONE SOME GOOD WORK deuce: FOR THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS??? spigot: UM spigot: I'LL CRACK YOUR FUCKIN' HEAD OPEN AGAIN
deuce
spigot
#adriana-chechik
#casino
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#feet-above-floor
#fields-medal
#math
#mountain-background
#porn
#virus
7,922 11/26/2020 a b g
spigot: A ALWAYS spigot: B BE spigot: G GOBBLING spigot: :TURKEY: ALWAYS BE GOBBLING
spigot
#acronym
#brown-background
#emoji
#glengarry-glen-ross
#sfw
#sienna-background
#spigot-solo
#thanksgiving
#turkey
7,923 11/27/2020 doth
deuce: A POO DOTH POKE
deuce
#deuce-pants-spigot
#mountain-background
#poo
#shakespeare
#single-panel
7,924 11/28/2020 pan pan
deuce: PAN PAN deuce: I MAY HAVE TO POO (SOON)
deuce
#amateur-radio
#deuce-solo
#ham-radio
#pan-pan
#poo
#woodring-room-background
7,925 11/29/2020 concussion
effigy: CONCUSSION :: HAS LEFT THE ROOM
effigy
#deuce-effigy-pants
#drunk-deuce
#orange-background
#physical-comedy
#sfw
#will-smith
7,926 11/30/2020 straight moon
deuce: DO YOU THINK THAT WE'LL EVER GO TO THE MOON pants: THE REAL MOON OR THE FAKE ONE deuce: THE STRAIGHT ONE
deuce
pants
#black-background
#conspiracy
#deuce-pants
#moon
#podcast
7,927 12/1/2020 let's talk about sex
deuce: LET'S TALK ABOUT COCKS BABY deuce: LET'S TALK ABOUT YOU AND *HUFF* spigot: HUFF AND HURBLE ARE THE BOOKENDS OF MY LIFE
deuce
spigot
#cocks
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#feet-above-floor
#nonesuch
#salt-n-pepa
#singing
#woodring-den-background
7,928 12/2/2020 he can read that
deuce: IF U CN RD THS, U LK TO SCK BG DCKS pants: I CAN READ THAT !!!
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dicks
#literacy
#single-panel
#woodring-field-background
7,929 12/3/2020 news from his doctor
deuce: THEY SAY YOU SHOULD LET YOUR CLOSE FRIENDS KNOW deuce: HOW MUCH YOU CARE ABOUT THEM OFTEN deuce: BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOUR TIME IS UP deuce: WELL I JUST GOT A CALL FROM MY DOCTOR deuce: SO I'D LIKE TO SAY FOR THE RECORD deuce: WITH ALL MY CLOSE FRIENDS HERE deuce: FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU spigot: PEOPLE WHO BEAT OFF TO LAUREN PHOENIX ARE CALLED LAUREN PHOENICIANS deuce: I HAVE AN EAR INFECTION
deuce
spigot
#drunk-deuce
#friendship
#grey-background
#health
#huffy-pants
#lauren-phoenix
#porn
#somber-deuce
#weird-pants-face
7,930 12/4/2020 word wrap test
pants: CAKESANDCANDYANDPIESANDWHAT HAVE YOU spigot: I HIT HER WITH MY CAR AND HERFANCYBOY NANCYBOOTSFLEW INTO THE AIR pants: BIGINDIANBLANKET pants: +------+| PISS |+------+
pants
spigot
#apricot-background
#duran-duran
#fatness
#funloving-nonsense
#indian-blanket
#pants-spigot
#piss
#singing
7,931 12/5/2020 int *
deuce: I'M AN INT * deuce: DEFERENCE ME AND FIND OUT MUCH TO YOUR SURPRISE AND DISMAY THAT I'M NULL pants: WHY CAN I EVEN SET YOU TO NULL deuce: TO INDICATE THAT I POINT NOWHERE USEFUL deuce: BUT WITH THAT COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY TO NOT DEREFERENCE ME WHEN I AM NULL deuce: OR EVEN WORSE YET WHEN I AM NOT NULL BUT POINT TO INVALID MEMORY deuce: BLAH BLAH BLAH STILL TYPING EVEN THOUGH EVERYONE HAS LEFT AND THE LIGHTS ARE OFF pants: JACKOFF PLANET
deuce
pants
#afraid-deuce
#black-background
#c
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#fat
#huffy-pants
#null
#pointers
#programming
#somber-deuce
7,932 12/6/2020 dirty pool
deuce: SQUIRTING OUT SILLY STRING deuce: ........ BUT IT'S NOT SILLY STRING pants: WE WON'T BE FOOLED AGAIN deuce: YOU DON'T FORGET THAT QUICKLY pants: SO THIS TIME IT WILL BE SILLY STRING RIGHT deuce: WE'LL SEE !!!!!!! deuce: PISSSSSSSSS pants: THAT IS JUST DIRTY POOL pants: OKAY HOW ABOUT SOME SILLY STRING THEN (I WILL WAIT) deuce: MORE BLOOD THIS TIME
deuce
pants
#blood
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#huffy-pants
#piss
#urine
#woodring-field-background
7,933 12/7/2020 stop with the gay talk
deuce: DIPPY DAPPY atandt: STOP WITHTHE GAY TALK atandt: START WITH THE GAY
atandt
deuce
#atandt-deuce
#atandt-deuce-disconnect
#be-gay-with-me
#deja-vu
#drunk-deuce
#gay
#woodring-field-background
7,934 12/8/2020 quantum rear end
pants: THE PISS CHANNEL deuce: I'D LIKE YOU TO CONSIDER MY PROPOSAL: deuce: [HIGH-FREQUENCY SINE WAVE] deuce: /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ deuce: ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| spigot: [LOW-FREQUENCY SQUARE WAVE] spigot: ############ spigot: NNGGG THE REPEATED PREDICTABLE POUNDING spigot: MY QUANTUM REAR END IS IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE spigot: :MEGA: FUCK ME MORE IN BOTH ASSES
deuce
pants
spigot
#afraid-deuce
#audio
#deuce-pants-spigot
#emoji
#feet-above-floor
#huffy-pants
#mountain-background
#piss
#pounding
#quantum
#somber-deuce
#waveforms
7,935 12/9/2020 just enough to get by
pants: PEE ON ME SOME deuce: JUST ENOUGH TO GETYOU BY AND NOT MORE(NO NEED TO BE WASTEFUL) pants: PRECIOUS FLUIDS deuce: WE'RE LIKE THE FREMENIN DUNE BUT WE JUSTDRINK PISS FOR FUN deuce: WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dune
#pee
#piss
#self-reflection
#somber-deuce
#yellow-background
7,936 12/10/2020 attacked by skeletons on horseback
pants: T DEUCE I WAS HANGING AROUND OUTSIDE DURING A THUNDERSTORM AND WAS ATTACKED BY SKELETONS ON HORSEBACK deuce: COOL HUH pants: IF BY COOL YOU MEAN I GOT MY ASS KICKED THEN HELL YES IT WAS FUCKING COOL pants: IT WAS STRAIGHT OUT OF HEAVY METAL MAGAZINE OR MAYBE OMNI
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#heavy-metal
#magazine
#minecraft
#minecraft-background
#omni
7,937 12/11/2020 zero- factor authentication
pants: ZERO-FACTOR AUTHENTICATION IS WHERE I SNEAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND BEAT OFF INTO YOUR PANTIES deuce: SNIFF THEM FIRST pants: THAT WOULD BE GROSS!!!!!!!!!
deuce
pants
#beating-off
#deuce-pants
#home-invasion
#panties
#security
#urinal-background
7,938 12/12/2020 mysterious shiny monolith
spigot: MYSTERIOUS SHINY MONOLITH FOUND IN MY GODDAMN UNDERPANTS
spigot
#current-events
#grey-background
#hi-fi
#monolith
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
7,939 12/13/2020 back to normal
spigot: WEARING MY WORK BADGE ON MY PAJAMA BOTTOMS AND SWIPING INTO MY BATHROOM spigot: IT'S HOW WE GET BACK TO NORMAL
spigot
#covid-19
#current-events
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#wfh
#woodring-stairs-background
#work-from-home
7,940 12/14/2020 we have the meats
pants: INJECTING HORSEY SAUCE INTO MY DICK
pants
#arbys
#brown-background
#fast-food
#hi-fi
#horsey
#pants-solo
#single-panel
7,941 12/15/2020 a huge disgusting orgy
deuce: NEXT PARTY: EVERYONE DOES ECSTASY AND HANGS OUT, ENDS UP IN A HUGE, DISGUSTING ORGY effigy: I WILL BRING VIAGRA spigot: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR FROM EITHER OF YOU EVER AGAIN
deuce
effigy
spigot
#deuce-effigy-spigot
#drugs
#feet-above-floor
#mdma
#mountain-background
#orgy
#viagra
7,942 12/16/2020 squirr rppp
spigot: PLEASE MOVESO I CAN TINKLE deuce: OCCUPIED spigot: * * SPLOOSH * * OH GOOD LORDMY CELLULARSMARTPHONEFROM VERIZONWIRELESS deuce: SQUIRP spigot: GOD DAMNIT ALL deuce: SQUIRRRPPPTHPPPTHTHPP TPTTHH PLGKTHGLGLOT HLGSP>G\L"{
deuce
spigot
#cell-phone
#deuce-spigot
#mountain-background
#piss
#smartphone
#somber-deuce
#squirp
#verizon-wireless
7,943 12/17/2020 any kind of mouse
deuce: IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF MOUSE I'D BE A TIT MOUSE
deuce
#deuce-solo
#mousehole
#sfw
#single-panel
#titmouse
#tits
#typo
#woodring-room-background
7,944 12/18/2020 corn hole
deuce: CORNHOLING IS AGAME PEOPLE PLAY spigot: WHAT ABOUT CORN >>>>> DOGGING <<<<< ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? spigot: :MUSICAL_NOTES: :MUSICAL_NOTES: :MUSICAL_NOTES: :MUSICAL_NOTES: :MUSICAL_NOTES: :MUSICAL_NOTES: :MUSICAL_NOTES: :MUSICAL_NOTES: :MUSICAL_NOTES: :MUSICAL_NOTES:SEVENTY SIX / FAT / PRICKSIN YOUR FACE / TODAY:MUSICAL_NOTES: :MUSICAL_NOTES: :MUSICAL_NOTES: :MUSICAL_NOTES: :MUSICAL_NOTES: :MUSICAL_NOTES: :MUSICAL_NOTES: :MUSICAL_NOTES: :MUSICAL_NOTES: :MUSICAL_NOTES:
deuce
spigot
#cornhole
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#emoji
#food
#games
#mountain-background
#singing
#somber-deuce
7,945 12/19/2020 piss testing
pants: PISS TESTING IN PROGRESS PLEASE STAND BACK REPEAT PLEASE STAND BACK pants: :ROTATING_LIGHT: deuce: ABSORBED DOSE: 573 MSV pants: SOME PISS deuce: QUANTITY: 6.2 L pants: THAT’S WHAT I SAID, YEAH
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#lavender-background
#piss
#radiation
7,946 12/20/2020 up then off
pants: BEAT ME UP THEN BEAT ME OFF spigot: STOUFFER'S SINGLES AND STROGANOFF spigot: THOSE TWO LINES FORM TO MAKE THE SPIDER-MAN THEME
pants
spigot
#beating-off
#pants-spigot
#red-background
#spider-man
#stouffers
#stroganoff
7,947 12/21/2020 first dicks of the day
pants: 11111111111111111111111 pants: 2 pants: 3 pants: 4 pants: 55555555555555555555555555 pants: 6 pants: 7 pants: 888888888888888888888888888 pants: 999999999999999999999999999 pants: THE FIRST DICKS OF THE MORNING ARE THE WORST
pants
#counting
#dick
#dicks
#feet-above-floor
#huffy-pants
#numbers
#pants-solo
#title-mismatch
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-stairs-background
7,948 12/22/2020 ten dicks for an hour
spigot: ON WINDOWS TO MAKE CERTAIN SYMBOLS YOU HOLD DOWN ALT AND SUCK TEN DICKS FOR AN HOUR, THEN LET GO OF ALT
spigot
#alt-codes
#blue-background
#dicksucking
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#windows
7,949 12/23/2020 tranny vision
pants: T R A N N YV I S I O N deuce: HEY CHECK OUT MY DICK: :FLAMINGO:
deuce
pants
#animals
#deuce-pants
#emoji
#pink-background
#single-panel
#tranny
#trannyvision
7,950 12/24/2020 silent nuts
spigot: SILENT NUTS spigot: HOLY NUTS
spigot
#christmas
#math
#red-background
#singing
#spigot-solo
7,951 12/25/2020 twitch stream
pants: I THOUGHT WE AGREED THE GAMING PC WOULD NOT BE USED FOR BEATING OFF deuce: UNF UNF UNFWE AGREEDNO SUCH THINGUNF UNF UNF pants: 9,000,000 VIEWERS deuce: OH GOD I LEFT TWITCH ON pants: OH WELL UNF UNF UNF deuce: HI EVERYBODY UNF UNF UNF
deuce
pants
#beating-off
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#exhibitionism
#huffy-pants
#mountain-background
#twitch
#video-games
7,952 12/26/2020 firefox add-ons
spigot: :EGGPLANT: :EGGPLANT: :EGGPLANT: :EGGPLANT: FIREFOX ADD-ONS :EGGPLANT: :EGGPLANT: :EGGPLANT: :EGGPLANT:
spigot
#eggplant
#emoji
#firefox
#orange-background
#sfw
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
7,953 12/27/2020 each other
pants: WE DON'T EVEN NEED EACH OTHER WE HAVE HUNDREDS OF HOURS OF TRANSCRIPTS
pants
#behind-the-scenes
#deuce-pants-spigot
#meta
#sad-deuce
#sfw
#single-panel
#woodring-stairs-background
7,954 12/28/2020 tugboat
pants: TOOT TOOT pants: I'M A TUGBOAT deuce: FUCKING YOUR TUGBOAT ASS pants: THAT IS NOT MY PURPOSE pants: I GUIDE LARGER SHIPS TO PORT deuce: IN YOUR TUGBOAT ASS
deuce
pants
#anal
#ass
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#feet-above-floor
#hot-take
#mountain-background
#toot
#tugboat
7,955 12/29/2020 beautiful
deuce: I'M A BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL GIRL deuce: THOUGH NOT YET A WOMAN deuce: OW OW OW THESE COALS ARE HOT
deuce
#deuce-solo
#deucegrin
#sad-deuce
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
7,956 12/30/2020 the bonghit song
spigot: YOU TALKED ME INTO A BONG / HIT spigot: AND NOW / I HAVE / TO POO spigot: SQUIRRRRRRPTH spigot: AND NOW I HAVE TO POO spigot: SQUIRRRPTH spigot: AND NOW I HAVE TO POO spigot: SQUIRRRRRRRPTH spigot: HI / HO / THE DAIRY-O spigot: AND NOW I HAVE TO POO spigot: SQUIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPTH spigot: BEAT ME OFF 2WICE
spigot
#beating-off
#bong
#feet-above-floor
#marijuana
#mountain-background
#poo
#singing
#spigot-solo
#squirp
7,957 12/31/2020 recycled
deuce: VDICKS AND ESTALLS (THIS JOKE RECYCLED FROM 1996)
deuce
#deuce-solo
#dicks
#joke
#single-panel
#woodring-stairs-background

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