No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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2,982 | 1/1/2007 | worldwide pants: CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
pants: THERE IS NO NEED TO FORM ANY LINE ON THE PLATFORM
pants: ORANGE GROVES AND OPEN FIELDS |
pants |
#dj-rapekit #pants-solo |
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2,983 | 1/2/2007 | zombie problem pants: SOME KIND OF ZOMBIE THAT RUNS UP TO YOU, SUCKS YOU OFF AND RUNS INTO THE WOODS (REALLY, REALLY QUICKLY)
deuce: DOES HIS SUCKING OFF MAKE YOU A ZOMBIE TOO
pants: I DON'T THINK SO... NOPE
deuce: GHGLUAUHAGLHAULHLUAG
pants: GROSS!!!! !!!!!!!!! OH WELL HANGING OUT BY THE WOODS ANYWAY
deuce: GLHAULHUAG |
deuce pants spigot |
#blowjob #cruising #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #gay #huffy-pants #pink-background #zombie |
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2,984 | 1/3/2007 | slowly but surely uncredited caveman: AHGLBLAGUHLHBA LUHALBGALUGHLBHAG ALGH BLAG HALG BNAG LIHAGL BLGIUHLABGG
uncredited caveman: BLOGOSPHERE
uncredited caveman: LAGIHALGNBALIGYHALHALI ALGIH KAGY HLAHL HAG HLAUGHU LAHLG HLAGH LUG AG HULAHGUL HULAGHULAHGLAG |
#blog #renaissance-man #sfw #uncredited-character |
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2,985 | 1/4/2007 | his brain is swimming deuce: MY BRAIN IS SWIMMING IN ENDORPHINS, ALCOHOL, CRACK COCAINE
deuce: FFFFFU
deuce: HOSPITAL |
deuce |
#censored #cocaine #hospital #woodring-field-background |
|
2,986 | 1/5/2007 | when is cupcake day anyway atandt: WOLF TRAP FOUNDATION FOR THE PERFORMING ARTS
atandt: J. T. BATTENBERG III
atandt: DETROIT RENAISSANCE
pants: IS TODAY CUPCAKE DAY OR NO |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #cupcake-day #sfw #woodring-room-background |
|
2,987 | 1/6/2007 | pants reads fan mail pants: HE EAR AND A WORTHY MAN HE IS, AND A MAN A TARTAR
T HE WAS THE STERNEST AND MOST SEVERE ALL ROUND
SLATES. SCRAPS OF OLD COPY-BOOKS CAME FORTH WITH A
FULL OF SKELETONS SWARMING ALL CONTENT-TYPE:
GIF; V1AGRA SUPER HARD P3N1S VISA/MC |
pants |
#david-copperfield #pants-solo #spam #woodring-field-background |
|
2,988 | 1/7/2007 | add me to the list spigot: SOMEONE'S A LITTLE FLAT
spigot: I'LL HAVE THE FAGS EGGS SAUSAGE AND FAGS!!!! !!!!!! DO YOU GET THAT?!? !?!?!?
spigot: ADD ME TO THE LIST
pants: I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO BE ADDED TO THE LIST |
pants spigot |
#mirrored-urinal-background #monty-python #pants-spigot #sausage #urinal-background |
|
2,989 | 1/8/2007 | double, triple spigot: DOUBLE, SOMETIMES TRIPLE DONGING
spigot: SAN / FRAN / CISCO
spigot: I'M LICKING DICK / AGAIN
spigot: FAVORITE FOOD: PIZZA, HAMBURGERS
(spigot): DISLIKES: MONDAYS |
spigot |
#bay-area #fannypacks #hamburger #monday #pizza #san-francisco #spigot-solo #whisper |
|
2,990 | 1/9/2007 | spigot the bear: the early years deuce: WE HAVE A RUNNER
spigot: EVERYBODY RUNS |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #spigot-the-bear #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,991 | 1/10/2007 | honk he sez pants: HONK
pants: HONK SEZ I
pants: I SEZ HONK
pants: HONK, SHE CRIED
pants: HONK, HONK |
pants |
#honk #pants-solo #repetition #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
|
2,992 | 1/11/2007 | gay married deuce: GLGLHGHLGLHGLGGLHGLHGH GAY MARRIAGE
pants: HUGALHLALGHALG TAX PURPOSES |
deuce pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-pants #gay-marriage #taxes #woodring-room-background |
|
2,993 | 1/12/2007 | no longer allowed to use the telnet pants: ESCAPE CHARACTER IS '^]'.
pants: BONERS?
pants: CONNECTION CLOSED BY FOREIGN HOST. |
pants |
#pants-solo #telnet #unix #woodring-room-background |
|
2,994 | 1/13/2007 | capslock spigot: Would pricks in my fat face be possible? Thursday thru Sunday?
spigot: THAT JUST DOESN'T LOOK RIGHT WITHOUT THE CAPS LOCK
deuce: SCARING ME
spigot: POKING THE FAT PRICKS INTO THE BUS TOILET |
deuce spigot |
#caps-lock #deuce-spigot #lowercase #pricks #sunday #thursday #toilet #woodring-room-background |
|
2,995 | 1/14/2007 | flipper babies on ice pants: GET A MOVE ON EVERY ONE A YAS
pants: YAY HEE HEE HEE YAY !!!! CLAPPING MY FLIPPERS TOGETHER, ROCKING MY WHEELCHAIR BACK AND FORTH
pants: WHICH IS WHY I USE CLOTH DIAPERS INSTEAD OF DISPOSABLES
pants: OKAY
pants: LIGHTS ON
pants: PROJECTOR OFF
pants: ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS
pants: IT'S A LIVING (LEANS ON SHOVEL, LIGHTS UP) |
pants |
#diapers #flipper-baby #mountain-background #pants-solo #sfw |
|
2,996 | 1/15/2007 | doggy doggy wah wah deuce: DICKS
pants: DICKS
deuce: WHERE (SPOOKED)
pants: DUNNO (STONED) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicks #marijuana #spooky #urinal-background |
|
2,997 | 1/16/2007 | pageup pants: PRESS PAGEUP TO JOIN THE HOMOTECH SQUAD ????
deuce: HOLY GOD
pants: I WANNA LIVE
deuce: WHAT KIND OF SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE IS THIS
pants: WON'T PEOPLE LAUGH AT ME FOR BEING A NURSE
deuce: ONLY IF YOU WEAR THE OUTFIT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #gunmetal-background #nurse |
|
2,998 | 1/17/2007 | caught in a snowstorm pants: HULAGHLUAUHGULHUULAHLUAG
deuce: BLAUGHUBLA GLUAHGLBAGLUGHBALJ AG
deuce: ALIGYAOGHAOGYHSOG8777777788888888888 |
deuce pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #cocksucking #deuce-pants #snow #snowblind #snowstorm #white-background |
|
2,999 | 1/18/2007 | special announcement : The 2007 holiday schedule is available here: http://www.jerkcity.com/holidays.txt
: Please submit additions or corrections to jerkcity@gmail.com. We return you now to your regularly-schedule Jerkcity already in progress.
: gentle reader: please make a silly face and distract pants while we make an important announcement. just for one panel. thanks!
pants: BUCK UP LADS
pants: LET'S YANK A DONG
spigot: I MIGHT JUST HAVE TO GO HOME AND GET HIGH AND NOT GIVE A SHIT |
pants spigot |
#announcement #caption #marijuana #nambla #pants-spigot #url #woodring-field-background |
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3,000 | 1/19/2007 | 3,000 spigot: HALUGHULAHGLUAHG
pants: GHLAUHGULH
deuce: EVERYBODY SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO MASTURBATE
pants: WHEN IS BONEQUEST GOING TO END ANYWAY
hanford: UH
hanford: JULY 2026
pants: CAN I GO HOME AFTER THAT
hanford: SURE
pants: I'M TOTALLY GOING TO BEAT OFF WHEN THAT HAPPENS |
deuce hanford pants spigot |
#beating-off #deuce-hanford-pants-spigot #end-of-bonequest #masturbation #milestone #weird-pants-face #woodring-field-background |
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3,001 | 1/20/2007 | in which pants and deuce buy a nut farm DEUCE: ARE WE GETTING A NUT FARM AGAIN
PANTS: STILL |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dick #farm #funnel #nuts #nuts-of-deuce #wholesome #woodring-stairs-background |
|
3,002 | 1/21/2007 | your instructions are as follows pants: BIIIIIIIG BONGHIT THEN EXHALE
pants: WAIT PATIENTLY
pants: SEE GOD
pants: GREET HIM, ASK HIM ABOUT THE PLATYPUS
pants: WRITE ANSWER DOWN THIS TIME |
pants |
#bonghit #cave #pants-solo #platypus #religion |
|
3,003 | 1/22/2007 | penis griefing deuce: FREEDOM FRIES
pants: LIBERTY CABBAGE
deuce: FRIENDSHIP SAUCE |
deuce pants |
#america #deja-vu #deuce-pants #nunsense #penisgriefing #woodring-room-background |
|
3,004 | 1/23/2007 | toilet antics pants: TOILET ANTICS
pants: SIR, TOILET ANTICS
spigot: T PANTS YOU KEEP POKING YOUR DICK THROUGH THE OUT HOLE
pants: T SPIGOT I'M A REBEL |
pants spigot |
#glory-hole #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #toilet #toilet-antics #woodring-field-background |
|
3,005 | 1/24/2007 | like it was going out of style deuce: SUCK IT
deuce: A FULL FOUR INCHES
deuce: UP FROM 2 |
deuce |
#deuce-solo |
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3,006 | 1/25/2007 | right into her face spigot: FOLKS I SPENT GOOD MONEY ON THESE STIR STICKS IF SOMEONE COULD PLEASE SHOW UP
spigot: I CAN LICK DICK
spigot: I DO LICK DICK
spigot: I WILL LICK DICK |
spigot |
#dicklicking #folks #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,007 | 1/26/2007 | deuce's nuts : "I'm going to suck your fat dick and make you plow my ass," said the queerest vampyre of the lot, Count Fucking Faggot.
: -- Excerpt from Undead but Also Bi-Curious (anon.)
deuce: WHO'S UP FOR MY NUTS
deuce: WHICH ARE CURRENTLY AVAILABLE |
deuce pants |
#bi-curious #caption #count-fucking-faggot #deuce-pants #nuts #nuts-of-deuce #photo-background #prose #uncategorized-mosaic-background #vampyre #viscera |
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3,008 | 1/27/2007 | sno-ball atandt: I'M A SNOWBALL
pants: T DEUCE I SAW HIM FIRST
deuce: T PANTS I GOT DIBS |
atandt deuce pants |
#grey-background #sfw |
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3,009 | 1/28/2007 | penisgriefing : Your search - penisgriefing - did not match any documents.
pants: MY MOUTH MIGHT BE DESCRIBED AS SEMI-AUTOMATIC
deuce: I CAN ADJUST IT TO BE FULLY AUTOMATIC |
deuce pants |
#caption #deuce-pants #mouth #mouth-of-pants #penisgriefing #woodring-room-background |
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3,010 | 1/29/2007 | the piss bill pants: I PAY THE PISS BILL
spigot: BE GAY WITH ME OR SHUT UP
deuce: NO
spigot: HOME TO JERK (SERIOUSLY)
deuce: I MEANT OKAY
pants: HEY MISTER
pants: I PAY THE PISS BILL
deuce: WE HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME |
deuce pants spigot |
#be-gay-with-me #deuce-pants-spigot #huffy-pants #piss #woodring-room-background |
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3,011 | 1/30/2007 | wrong mud atandt: WHOOPS
atandt: I LOGGED INTO THE WRONG MUD
atandt: SO I BID YOU A DOO
deuce: FUCKING SHUT UP |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #fucking-shut-up #mud #urinal-background |
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3,012 | 1/31/2007 | the yam stand deuce: WHAT KIND OF AN ASSHOLE VILLAIN STEALS HAMBURGERS
pants: I, UH
pants: THE YAM STAND!!!
pants: GIVE ME GUFF
spigot: GONNA GO AHEAD AND STICK MY KNOB IN THE TOILET ROLL |
deuce pants spigot |
#burgers #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #hamburgler #mcdonalds #spigot-points #urinal-background #weird-pants-face #yams |
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3,013 | 2/1/2007 | jerkcity deuce: GLHGAHLGALHG
dick: I HAVEN'T HAD A GOOD "GLHGAHLGALHG" IN AGES |
deuce dick |
#deuce-dick #photo-background |
|
3,014 | 2/2/2007 | you win this round spigot: GET OUT
deuce: MAKE ME KOREA BOY
: SPIGOT JABS YOU IN THE EYE WITH A CHOPSTICK
deuce: OW MY CHEEK YOU WIN THIS ROUND KOREA BOY
: SPIGOT JABS HIMSELF IN THE EYE
deuce: BUT THIS IS NOT OUR LAST BATTLE GHLAGHALHGLAG |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #eye-injury #korea #red-x #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,015 | 2/3/2007 | deuce and pants: a love story : JE VOUS AIMERAI TOUJOURS, POUR TOUJOURS ET JAMAIS, DANS LA NUIT ET L'TERNIT, NOUS NOUS RUNIRONS DANS LE CIEL AU AMRICAIN JOHN WAYNE ET SERONS ENSEMBLE TOUJOURS -- Excerpt from PANTALON ET DEUX: UNE HISTOIRE D'AMOUR
deuce: I DISLIKE IKE
pants: IKE DISINVITES YOU FROM THE PROM
deuce: :-( |
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #caption #deuce-pants #emoticon #eye-injury #french #heaven #ike #john-wayne #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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3,016 | 2/4/2007 | they made my dick drink paint pants: T DEUCE THEY MADE MY DICK DRINK PAINT
pants: WHITE PAINT
deuce: UH
pants: IT DRINKS ANYTHING YOU DIP IT IN |
deuce pants |
#blue-background #deuce-pants #dick-drinking #drunk-deuce #eye-injury #paint |
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3,017 | 2/5/2007 | just love each other deuce: WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST LOVE EACH OTHER
deuce: ASKING SERIOUSLY LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT CHILD
pants: GIVE PISS A CHANCE
deuce: URINE: OUR GOLDEN FRIEND
pants: NATURE'S PISS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #eye-injury #john-lennon #piss #plastic-ono-band #woodring-field-background |
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3,018 | 2/6/2007 | do not drink deuce: MY BALLS HAVE LUPUS
spigot: MY BEAUTIFUL FACE |
deuce spigot |
#balls #basic #deuce-spigot #eye-injury #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,019 | 2/7/2007 | some reason or another uncredited woman: GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME, CREEP
pants: I DON'T WANT TO RAPE YOU, I JUST WANT TO CUT OFF YOUR FUCKING HEAD |
pants |
#decapitation #lynnea #murder #pants-solo #prostitute #rape #title-mismatch #uncredited-character |
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3,020 | 2/8/2007 | the very same spigot: REWINDING THE SCENE IN DATA'S DREAM WHERE WORF'S EATING NUCLEAR PEPTIDE CAKE OFF A PAPER PLATE
deuce: IS THAT THE SAME EPISODE WHERE DEANA TROI IS USELESS |
deuce spigot |
#deanna-troi #deuce-spigot #diss #eye-injury #mousehole #red-x #sfw #star-trek #typo #woodring-room-background #worf |
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3,021 | 2/9/2007 | the tyranny hanford: WHO CUT UP THIS PROSTITUTE
pants: UH
pants: EXCUSE ME
pants: SHE'S NOT "CUT UP" I JUST CHOPPED OFF HER HEAD OFF |
hanford pants |
#hanford-pants #huffy-pants #multiple-miggs #mutilation #prostitute #silence-of-the-lambs #weird-pants-face #woodring-field-background |
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3,022 | 2/10/2007 | the more you know spigot: THAT'S RIGHT LADY YOUR FACE IS FULL OF POO
spigot: THAT'S WHY THEY'RE CALLED PERSONAL ADS |
spigot |
#advertising #eye-injury #filler-panel #nbc #personal #poo #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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3,023 | 2/11/2007 | really smearing it in there deuce: T PANTS OKAY STOP SHITTING ON MY CARPET (NOT REALLY CHARMING)
pants: SMEARING IT IN WITH MY HEEL WHILE MAINTAINING EYE CONTACT (SO I CAN APPEAR CONFIDENT AND CLOSE THE SALE) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #eye-injury #poo #smearing #urinal-background |
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3,024 | 2/12/2007 | how to get into heaven without trying hard : If you vandalize Wikipedia, you will go to heaven. Pass it on.
atandt: JIZZZZZZZZZ IZZZ IZZZ IZZZ IZZZ IZZZ IZZZ IZZZ
atandt: IT CAPTURES THE DOPPLE
deuce: UP YOURS |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #black-background #caption #doppler #doppler-effect #eye-injury #heaven #jizz #wikipedia #wikipedia-vandalism |
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3,025 | 2/13/2007 | white paint pants: OH MY GOD MY DICK IS FULL OF PAINT
pants: WHITE PAINT
pants: PLEASE REPLACE THE HANDSET
pants: WHERE ARE ALL THE BODIES
pants: LET ME TELL YOU THE THING HATES DRINKING BONGWATER
pants: IT GETS ANGRY AND SPITS AND SWEARS
pants: UPSKIRT??????????
pants: FIGHT HARDER MEN |
pants |
#anal #bong #bongwater #bored-pants #coy-pants #dick-drinking #funloving-nonsense #huffy-pants #pants-solo #pie #upskirt #weird-pants-face #woodring-field-background |
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3,026 | 2/14/2007 | do not wake deuce: ZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ WHAT
deuce: DID SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING ??? FFF ZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZ
deuce: WHO GOES THERE (BONER POPS UP) |
deuce |
#boner #deuce-solo #eye-injury #sfx #sleep |
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3,027 | 2/15/2007 | dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb spigot: SORTING LIMEWIRE RESULTS BY POPULARITY REVEALS A DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB WORLD
spigot: DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB (FILLING UP A SCREEN)
deuce: IN A WAY IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT FOR EVEN BOTHERING TO CHECK |
deuce spigot |
#bunny #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #dumb #dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb #eye-injury #limewire #repetition #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,028 | 2/16/2007 | what about the future ozone: VM_EXECUTION_STATE_ON
pants: OH NO YOU DON'T
ozone: SUNOS SS 5.8 GENERIC_108528-13 SUN4U SPARC
pants: QUIT IT
ozone: UFS: [ID 845546 KERN.NOTICE] NOTICE: ALLOC: /: FILE SYSTEM FULL
pants: I WON'T GO WITHOUT A FIGHT |
ozone pants |
#ozone-pants #unix #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,029 | 2/17/2007 | and hopefully to the bus stop spigot: I SAY AGAIN: PEOPLESOFT
deuce: MAKING SWEET SWEET LOVE TO THE CAMERA
deuce: DUMPING
deuce: NOW I AM TOTALLY GAY
spigot: JAMMING MY THUMBS IN MY EYES AND OEDIPUS REXING MYSELF OUT THE DOOR AND HOPEFULLY TO THE BUS STOP |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #eye-injury #gay #oedipus-rex #woodring-field-background |
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3,030 | 2/18/2007 | picture of a ski mask |
#dj-rapekit #picture |
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3,031 | 2/19/2007 | your words hurt me : "Are you my supper?" asked the first one. The second one considered his answer carefully then said: "Yes, and I come with dipping sauce."
spigot: I WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN
deuce: YOUR WORDS HURT ME
spigot: WHICH WOULD BE BETTER FOR DELIVERING MY NUTS TO YOUR FACE - LDAP OR PPP
deuce: I'D APPRECIATE A UDP DATAGRAM OF DICK |
deuce spigot |
#caption #deuce-spigot #dipping-sauce #eye-injury #ldap #red-x #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,032 | 2/20/2007 | grabbing and groping spigot: YOU BE THE DOCTOR AND I'LL BE SARAH JANE SMITH
spigot: NO YOU BE SARAH JANE SMITH AND I'LL BE PANTS AND DEUCE
spigot: URF HURRRRRR GRABBING AND GROPING
spigot: THIS STALL WILL BE OUR POLICE BOX
spigot: IT SEEMS SMALLER ON THE INSIDE SOMEHOW (GLUGLUGLUGLUG SOAP CAKES) |
spigot |
#dr-who #eye-injury #groping #police #police-box #spigot-solo #stall #urinal-cakes #urinal-soap-cakes #woodring-room-background |
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3,033 | 2/21/2007 | over- estimating spigot: I REALLY THINK YOU'RE OVERESTIMATING HOW MUCH I LIKE YOUR DOG SHIT SMOOSHED ALL OVER MY FACE |
spigot |
#dj-rapekit #dogshit #eye-injury #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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3,034 | 2/22/2007 | goat rape deuce: I'M JACKING IN !!!!!!!!!
deuce: ALSO JACKING OFF
pants: I KNOW AND I AM HERE FOR YOU |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #eye-injury #jacking-in #masturbation #non-sequitur-title #rape #what-is-the-matrix |
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3,035 | 2/23/2007 | big bong theory pants: SPIGOT THE BEAR ????
spigot: A VERY SPECIAL TWO HOUR SEASON PREMIERE
pants: THE BIG BONG THEORY
spigot: CONTROVERSIAL STUDY LINKS CANCER TO COCKS AND QUEERS
pants: GIANT FLAPPITY BATS !!!! OASIDUGFOGD8888888
spigot: RUN |
pants spigot |
#bat #bong #buh #cancer #cocks #eye-injury #flappity-bats #mountain-background #pants-spigot #queer #spigot-the-bear |
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3,036 | 2/24/2007 | absolutely true story spigot: OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND CLOSE YOUR EYES AND YOUR FACE WITH BALLS |
spigot |
#badly-pasted-title #eye-injury #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,037 | 2/25/2007 | your face : IN [redacted] WE TRUST
: e pluribus [redacted]
spigot: SPLORK SPLOP YOUR FACE
spigot: SPLUT PTHH YOUR FACE |
spigot |
#caption #eye-injury #redacted #redacted-text #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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3,038 | 2/26/2007 | totally silent deuce: RAPE TRUCKS
pants: WHAT NOISE DO THEY MAKE WHEN THEY BACK UP
deuce: THEY ARE TOTALLY SILENT (ELECTRIC ENGINES) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #electric-vehicles #eye-injury #rape #red-x #silence #woodring-field-background |
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3,039 | 2/27/2007 | just wolf it on down pants: MAN ALIVE I'M FUSSY WHEN IT COMES TO EATING POO
deuce: YOU'RE A BIG FUCKING GIRL ABOUT IT
deuce: SMALL BITES, FROWNY FACE, TEARS IN YOUR EYES
deuce: JUST WOLF IT ON DOWN YOU FUCKING FAGGOT |
deuce pants |
#coprophagia #deuce-pants #eating #eye-injury #gay-fatness #poo #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,040 | 2/28/2007 | this guy : Jerkcity is available for your viewing pleasure on the world wide web at www.jerkcity.com.
spigot: FOLKS WHAT'S FRENCH AND TAKES SHITS AND LICKS DICKS ???!??
spigot: ---> MOI <---
spigot: OKAY OKAY WHAT'S GOT A BUNCH OF COLONS AND LIKES TO BEAT OFF AND HIT WOMEN??????????
spigot: :::::: THIS GUY :::::: |
spigot |
#caption #eye-injury #french #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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3,041 | 3/1/2007 | damn it feels good pants: YOU THERE
pants: GOD BLESS YOU FOR VANDALIZING WIKIPEDIA
pants: THERE IS NO HIGHER PURPOSE (NO GREATER LOVE)
atandt: COCK ZOMBIE ??? WELL ALL RIGHT BUT |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #wanking-chamber #wikipedia #woodring-room-background |
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3,042 | 3/2/2007 | diaper fetish : orange groves and open fields
: highway in the sky
: travellers in rockets
: make me cry
: you know what to do
: forget about rehab
: -- anon.
pants: NO, SERIOUSLY, A WIKIPEDIA ADMIN WITH A DIAPER FETISH
spigot: EEW
spigot: HOW DOES HE WEAR HIS FUCKING TAMPON
pants: UNDER HIS FLORAL-PATTERNED SKIRT |
pants spigot |
#caption #diaper #diaper-fetish #dj-rapekit #eye-injury #mountain-background #pants-spigot #trans #wikipedia #you-know-what-to-do |
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3,043 | 3/3/2007 | brian j. peppers forever pants: HELLO WORLD
brian peppers: I KISS YOU
pants: HELLO SAILOR
brian peppers: HUHHHH I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY NAMED A HOLIDAY AFTER ME
brian peppers: HUHHHHHH SOILED |
pants |
#badly-pasted-title #brian-peppers #down-a-crater #hello-world #holiday #kiss #mahir-cagri #pants-discolored-leg #pants-solo #photo-background #programming #sailor #soiled #soiling-myself #special-guest #title-mismatch |
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3,044 | 3/4/2007 | fake moustache and all : PANTS AND DEUCE AND JOHN WAYNE TOGETHER IN HEAVEN, FOREVER (AMEN)
deuce: (QUAKE VOICE) HEADSHOT
pants: HAVE I HAD THE PLEASURE OF BEATING YOU OFF BEFORE SIR (FAKE MOUSTACHE FOOLING NOBODY)
pants: A WIKIPEDIA ADMIN WITH A DIAPER FETISH ??????
deuce: OUTSTANDING |
deuce pants |
#beating-off #caption #deuce-pants #diaper #diaper-fetish #eye-injury #john-wayne #moustache #photo-background #quake #red-x #wikipedia |
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3,045 | 3/5/2007 | helpful hints spigot: HOW TO TRICK HER INTO LOCKING HERSELF OUT OF THE HOUSE SO I CAN BEAT OFF
spigot: HONEY LOOK!!!!!!!!
spigot: PUNCH CLINK |
spigot |
#beating-off #eye-injury #feminism #physical-comedy #punching #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear #violence #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,046 | 3/6/2007 | forever ever spigot: YOUR FACE IN THE DOG SHIT FOREVER
pants: THE MOUTH IS NOT A TOY, PEOPLE |
pants spigot |
#dogshit #eye-injury #mousehole #mouth #pants-spigot #woodring-room-background |
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3,047 | 3/7/2007 | irregular nurbs spigot: WELL
spigot: I
spigot: FINALLY FIGURED OUT HOW TO TESELLATE AN IRREGULAR NURBS SURFACE AND MY REWARD IS A BIG LONG BEAT OFF SO I'LL BE AFK I GUESS
deuce: CAN GOD REALLY PUT ME IN JAIL |
deuce spigot |
#3d-modelling #badly-pasted-title #deuce-spigot #eye-injury #god #jail #legal #math #nurbs #red-x #rendering #tesselation #woodring-den-background |
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3,048 | 3/8/2007 | kicked out of jerkcity forever pants: HIS NAME IS BRIAN J. PEPPERS
pants: HE DID WHAT ?!?! WELL I NEVER
pants: A LITTLE SAD BUT ALSO A LITTLE STONED |
pants |
#a-little-sad-but-also-a-little-stoned #brian-peppers #pants-solo #sex-offender #stoned #woodring-room-background |
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3,049 | 3/9/2007 | so very very fuckable pants: (BOOMING GOD VOICE) THOU SHALT NOT WORSHIP FALSE IDOLS (ESPECIALLY GREEN MUPPETS)
deuce: BUT KERMIT IS SO FUCKABLE
pants: JUST DON'T WORSHIP THEM (BOOMING HEARD THROUGHOUT THE LAND)
deuce: BY FUCKABLE I MEAN YOU CAN REALLY SLIDE IT IN AND THE FABRIC WILL TEAR AND THERE'S NOT MUCH HE CAN DO ABOUT IT
pants: YUP (STILL GOD VOICE) |
deuce pants |
#bonequest-hd #deuce-pants #eye-injury #god #muppets #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,050 | 3/10/2007 | you install now dick: DO PEOPLE READ BLOGS
spigot: FRASH PRUGIN
pants: YOU INSTALL NOW
dick: OR ARE BLOGS LIKE POETRY
pants: INSTALL NOW OR GET OUT!! I FEEL SORRY FOR YOUR MOTHER
spigot: AGILE DEVELOPMENT WITH MY BALLS
pants: THIS IS SPARTA |
dick pants spigot |
#agile-development #balls #dick-pants-spigot #eye-injury #flash-plugin #frash-prugin #gerard-butler #huffy-pants #install #memes #software #sparta #woodring-field-background |
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3,051 | 3/11/2007 | lazy pants: DIG MY HOLE FOR ME |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #bong #hole #lazy #pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,052 | 3/12/2007 | allah your own akbar deuce: HOW ABOUT SOME FRUIT PUNCH
pants: MY BONER (RISING SLOWLY ON THE HORIZON)
deuce: US BEING GAY ALONE = BAD, US BEING GAY IN PUBLIC = FINE
pants: YEAH KINDA
deuce: SORT OF
pants: THIS, READ ALOUD IN COURTROOM |
deuce pants |
#allah #boner #court #deuce-pants #eye-injury #muhammad #photo-background #weird-pants-face |
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3,053 | 3/13/2007 | being myself / jerkcity goes to war spigot: I'VE LEARNED THE VALUE OF SIMPLY BEING MYSELF
pants: (BONG NOISES)
spigot: CAN I COME BACK TO THE GAY CLUB OR HAVE I BEEN EXCLUDED
pants: (BEATOFF NOISES, WAS RE: HUALGHUALGHAG HAULG HUALGHULAG SPIT SPIT HMM CAT HAIR ?? WEIRD AHLGHULAHGULUHALGL AG LUHALUG HUALAHG
spigot: [REDACTED]
pants: JERKCITY GOES TO WAR |
pants spigot |
#bong-noises #cat-hair #eye-injury #gay #pants-spigot #red-x #redacted-text #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,054 | 3/14/2007 | watch him poo pants: WATCH ME POO
dick: LEAVE IT IN A CURLY PILE ON THE FLOOR AND RUB IT ON YOUR FACE LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE
deuce: A COIL LIKE QUETZALCOATL ONLY IT'S REAL POO AND IT ISN'T GOD-LIKE AT ALL
pants: STILL: BOWING DOWN
deuce: IT'S THE WISE THING TO DO (DESCARTES SAYS SO)
pants: I'LL BOW TO HIM TOO IN A MINUTE (STILL WORKING ON THE FIRST ONE) |
deuce dick pants |
#badly-pasted-title #descartes #deuce-dick-pants #eye-injury #huffy-pants #photo-background #poo #purple-x #quetzalcoatl #spam #title-mismatch |
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3,055 | 3/15/2007 | where's my fucking dinner dick: WHERE'S MY FUCKING WIFE?
deuce: SHE WASN'T WORKING IN THE KITCHEN SO I COOKED HER
deuce: VOTE KUCINICH
dick: WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO FOR DINNER NOW?
deuce: I'LL SHIT HER OUT SHORTLY |
deuce dick |
#deuce-dick #dinner #eye-injury #mountain-background #politics #shit #vore #voting #wife |
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3,056 | 3/16/2007 | the contents of my mouth pants: SLOWLY SUCKING THE COCK EVEN THOUGH I CAN CLEARLY MAKE OUT AIDS BUGS CRAWLING ALL OVER THE FUCKING THING
deuce: DUDE THOSE ARE ANTS -- I FELL ASLEEP NEAR AN ANTHILL
deuce: YOU KNOW I DON'T THINK I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS ANYMORE
deuce: WHAT DID I JUST SAY
pants: THE CONTENTS OF MY MOUTH: MOOSHED UP ANTS, PRE-COME, SPITTLE |
deuce pants |
#aids #ants #cocksucking #cyan-x #deuce-pants #deucegrin #eye-injury #insect-eating #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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3,057 | 3/17/2007 | smile, take pictures : pants (left); spigot the motherfuckin' bear (right)
pants: I WILL BE THE SERIAL RAPIST AND YOU WILL BE THE JAPANESE SCHOOLGIRL AND THE REST OF YOU SMILE AND TAKE PICTURES
spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE FARTS BUT NOT FOR THE INSPIRIATIONAL MESSAGE I INTENDED FOR THEM TO DELIVER |
pants spigot |
#caption #eye-injury #farts #japan #magenta-x #mousehole #pants-spigot #purple-x #rape #spigot-points #spigot-the-bear #weird-pants-face |
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3,058 | 3/18/2007 | sun day atandt: SUNDAY IS THE HOLY DAY PEOPLE
deuce: SHUT |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce-disconnect #eye-injury #religion #sfw #shut #sunday #woodring-field-background |
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3,059 | 3/19/2007 | but spigot: BUT I WAS DRAGGING HIM TO THE HOSPITAL?????????? |
spigot |
#eye-injury #red-x #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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3,060 | 3/20/2007 | hadron deuce: IN THE BOTTOM
pants: CAN WE GET HOT DOGS THERE (MUSTARD, RELISH)
deuce: HADRON IS A TYPE OF SUBATOMIC PARTICLE AND NOT SURPRISINGLY I SPELL IT "HARDON"
deuce: ACCIDENTALLY QUITE A LOT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #eye-injury #hot-dogs #mustard #physics #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,061 | 3/21/2007 | wonder bread spigot: DREAMING I'M SLEEPWALKING INTO THE TOILET AND WIPING MY ASS WITH SLICES OF WONDER BREAD??????
spigot: I AM TRULY SICKENING MYSELF AT THIS POINT
spigot: NOTHING LEFT TO DO BUT GO AROUND THE ROOM ASKING FOR DONATIONS |
spigot |
#dream #eye-injury #spigot-solo #toilet #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,062 | 3/22/2007 | small paddle boat spigot: TRYING TO ADMIRE MY OWN HARDON
spigot: I THOUGHT A DINGUS WAS A SMALL PADDLE BOAT |
spigot |
#censored #eye-injury #red-x #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,063 | 3/23/2007 | i got what you need, baby deuce: HEY
deuce: PLEASE DO NOT MAKE A MESS IN THERE
spigot: NO CENSORSHIP
pants: COCK FOR BONGHITS
atandt: DO I HAVE A MOUSETRAP ON MY DICK (YES/NO)?
pants: GOT WHAT YOU NEED BABY |
atandt deuce pants spigot |
#atandt-deuce-pants-spigot #badly-pasted-title #bonghit #eye-injury #fighting-irish-pose #law-and-order #mousetrap #photo-background #red-x #television-background #y-n |
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3,064 | 3/24/2007 | get your fucking hand up there spigot: HANDS UP WHO THINKS I'M PRETTY
deuce: SHUT UP
atandt: BLEAT
spigot: GET YOUR FUCKING HAND UP THERE *BEEP* |
atandt deuce spigot |
#atandt-deuce-spigot #deja-vu #eye-injury #fighting-irish-pose #groin-injury #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,065 | 3/25/2007 | guess motherfuckin' who deuce: DON'T LOOK NOW BUT GUESS WHO BEAT OFF
pants: OH I HOPE THE ANSWER IS PIE |
deuce pants |
#beating-off #deuce-pants #eye-injury #pie #single-panel #woodring-field-background |
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3,066 | 3/26/2007 | so can i have it like that (yes you can) pants: SO CAN I HAVE IT LIKE THAT
deuce: YES YOU CAN |
deuce pants |
#dark-red-x #deuce-pants #eye-injury #sfw #urinal-background |
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3,067 | 3/27/2007 | we three kings / cleared my browser cache pants: SHE WAS SO UGLY
spigot: WE THREE KINGS OF ORIENT ARE
pants: T PANTS HOW UGLY
spigot: SOMETHING SOMETHING GAYS AND THEIR PRICKS
pants: SHE WAS SO UGLY I HAD TO CLEAR MY BROWSER CACHE |
pants spigot |
#browser-cache #eye-injury #pants-spigot #singing #ugly #woodring-den-background |
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3,068 | 3/28/2007 | just that good pants: IS THAT A WII REMOTE STICKING OUT OF YOUR ASS
pants: HOW CAN YOU EVEN PLAY TIGER WOODS GOLF WITH THAT THING STU--OH
pants: OH WOW
deuce: I'M GOOD |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #eye-injury #golf #huffy-pants #red-x #wii #woodring-field-background |
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3,069 | 3/29/2007 | garfield spigot: THAT GARFIELD!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! ALWAYS IN THE LASAGNA!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: T PANTS I WANT HIM AND ODIE TO GET ALONG
spigot: OH YEAH HE SLEEPS LIKE THAT
pants: ZZZ |
pants spigot |
#eye-injury #garfield #lasagna #pants-sleeping #pants-spigot #photo-background #red-x #sfw |
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3,070 | 3/30/2007 | wikipedia sucks dick: MY EDITS WERE CONSIDERED UNHELPFUL OR UNCONSTRUCTIVE
pants: THAT'S AWFUL |
dick pants |
#dick-pants #title-mismatch #wikipedia #woodring-field-background |
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3,071 | 3/31/2007 | hard hat :Jerkcity is love. Oh, oh, you should really be wearing a hardhat in here.
dick: T DEUCE YOU "SUNK" MY "BATTLESHIP"
dick: BUT NOT PANTS - YOU FLOAT MY BOAT, GIRL
deuce: GIRL YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE
pants: COVERED IN URINE |
deuce dick pants |
#battleship #caption #deuce-dick-pants #eye-injury #green-x #milli-vanilli #prose #urine #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,072 | 4/1/2007 | christ on a motherfucking cross spigot: I OFFICIALLY DISKLIKE DICK
spigot: APRIL FOOLS HURBLE DUH
deuce: CHRIST ON A MOTHERFUCKING CROSS
spigot: DO YOU SUCK DICKS WITH THAT MOUTH??????????????? |
deuce spigot |
#april-fools #bonequest-hi-fi #christ #deuce-spigot #dick #dicksucking #drunk-deuce #eye-injury #mountain-background #not-gay #typo |
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3,073 | 4/2/2007 | fighting, beating off, fighting some more pants: [REDACTED](THANKS)
pants: CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
pants: MY KNUCKLES ARE BRUISED FROM FIGHTING AND BEATING OFF IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARDS |
pants |
#faggots #muppets #pants-solo #redacted-text #solarized #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,074 | 4/3/2007 | patiently waiting for a sign : Featured here: Spigot (left) AKA "Spigot the Bear", Deuce (right) AKA [REDACTED] same individual affiliated with crime-fighting duo [REDACTED] Do not approach without backup.
spigot: WAITING FOR COCKS
deuce: COCKS
spigot: THERE THEY ARE |
pants spigot |
#angry-panel #caption #cocks #deuce-spigot #eye-injury #fisting #redacted-text #spigot-the-bear #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,075 | 4/4/2007 | bulletproof pants: LOOK AT ME THAT WAY
pants: IT IS WHAT YOU THINK IT IS
pants: [REDACTED] [REDACTED] LET'S GO MOTHERFUCKER
atandt: WHO YA TALKIN' TO |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #censored #groin-injury #red-x #redacted-text #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,076 | 4/5/2007 | original research pants: HISTORIC BONERS
pants: HUNGRY FOR LEARNING ABOUT THE WORLD I LIVE IN
pants: THIS JUST IN: TOILETS
uncredited caveman: [REDACTED] {{ORIGINAL RESEARCH}} [REDACTED] {{CITATION STYLE}} |
pants |
#boners #pants-solo #redacted-text #renaissance-man #this-just-in #toilet #uncredited-character #wikipedia #woodring-field-background |
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3,077 | 4/6/2007 | which one are you pants: WHICH ONE ARE YOU
atandt: I'M STUCK IN A LOG
atandt: I'M STUCK IN A LOG
pants: WHICH ONE ARE YOU
pants: WHICH ONE ARE YOU
atandt: I'M STUCK IN A LOG
atandt: I'M STUCK IN A LOG
pants: WHICH ONE ARE YOU
atandt: I'M STUCK IN A LOG
pants: WHICH ONE ARE YOU
atandt: I'M STUCK IN A LOG
pants: WHICH ONE ARE YOU |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #bonequest-hi-fi #fighting-irish-pose #groin-injury #hollow-log #log #mountain-background #multipants #multiplicity #repetition #sfw #which-one-are-you |
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3,078 | 4/7/2007 | pplfflk ghrpth pants: THE MYSTERY POO
spigot: PPLFFLK GHRPTH MAY HAVE A CLUE HERE PTHTHTL BLTPGLGKG |
pants spigot |
#eye-injury #pants-spigot #poo #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,079 | 4/8/2007 | protocols of the elders of jerkcity pants: NO TWO MEMBERS DRESS ALIKE
deuce: THE PROTOCOLS OF THE ELDERS OF JERKCITY
pants: SYMBOLS OF TEENAGE REBELLION
deuce: I'M WORRIED THAT I BLOW GOATS WHEN I'M ASLEEP
pants: THIS MEANS WAR
deuce: ZZZZZZZZZ GHLAGHLAGHAGHL ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ AGHLGHAGHAGHLAGHLG |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #eye-injury #huffy-pants #the-protocols-of-the-elders-of-zion #urinal-background |
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3,080 | 4/9/2007 | keep off the grass : The editors of Jerkcity respectfully request that you use the wanking chamber instead of masturbating on the lawn. Thank you.
dick: IF GOD HADN'T MEANT FOR ME TO SUCK DICKS HE WOULDN'T HAVE MADE THEM DICK-SHAPED
deuce: AMEN BROTHER
deuce: I MEAN GROSS, FAG |
deuce dick |
#caption #deuce-dick #dicks #eye-injury #fag #fag-trap #not-gay #prose #wanking-chamber #woodring-room-background |
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3,081 | 4/10/2007 | more or less net: HOW ABOUT IF WE ALL MORE OR LESS JUST PISS ON EACH OTHER
deuce: I WOULD RECOMMEND A SERIES OF SLUICES AND AQUEDUCTS TO FACILIATE OUR PISS PARTIES IN THE FUTURE
net: CONSULTING THE PHOENICIANS, WHO INVENTED IRRIGATION
(net): WRITING THE CITY COUNCIL REGARDING A PISS DISTRIBUTION SYSTEM
deuce: T NET YOU'RE THINKING OF THE PISSIGOTHS |
deuce net |
#aqueduct #deuce-net #engineering #eye-injury #history #hydrology #mousehole #piss #pissing #sluice #urine #whisper #woodring-room-background |
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3,082 | 4/11/2007 | all my online dongs : SPIGOT THE BEAR
: NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR LOST LUGGAGE
spigot: HI TO ALL MY ONLINE DONGS
spigot: SIR YOU'RE REALLY HURTING ME NOW |
spigot |
#caption #dongs #eye-injury #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear #violence #violent-disapproval #woodring-field-background |
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3,083 | 4/12/2007 | boozy mctypo spigot: YOUR NEW NAME IS BOOZY MCTYPO
deuce: THOUGHT SO |
deuce spigot |
#alcohol #eye-injury #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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3,084 | 4/13/2007 | thought you said spigot: WHAT'S THIS ABOUT DICKS NOW
spigot: MORE PIZZA AND BEER PLEASE MY TROUSERS ARE FALLING DOWN
spigot: SORRY THOUGHT YOU SAID DICKS |
spigot |
#deja-vu #eye-injury #photo-background #pizza #spigot-solo #spiro-agnew |
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3,085 | 4/14/2007 | every other week pants: MAYBE BJORK WILL BEAT ME OFF (GOES OUT FRONT DOOR)
deuce: THIS HAPPENS EVERY OTHER WEEK |
deuce pants |
#bjork #deuce-pants #eye-injury #handjob #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,086 | 4/15/2007 | masturbating on the lawn spigot: WHEN WILL I BE PRETTY
pants: IN ABOUT TWO MINUTES HERE HUFF HUFF
deuce: GROSS YOU GUYS GOT STICKY STUFF ALL OVER
pants: DID NOT
deuce: WHAT'S *THIS* THEN
pants: I'M SURE I DON'T KNOW |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #eye-injury #mountain-background #semen |
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3,087 | 4/16/2007 | tennessee pants: WELL I HOPE YOU BROUGHT ENOUGH ROOFIES FOR EVERYBODY
deuce: EVERYBODY BUT YOU
deuce: YOU GET TO BE AWAKE DURING THE PROCEDURE
pants: I AM THE DEFACTO FONDLER
spigot: IS THAT ANTIBACTERIAL HANDSOAP |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #eye-injury #huffy-pants #mousehole #red-x #roofies #woodring-room-background |
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3,088 | 4/17/2007 | georgia deuce: I'M AN EN-DASH
deuce: USE ME SPARINGLY
pants: I'LL JUST WEAR HIS SKIN THEN
deuce: WHO YA TALKIN' TO |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #en-dash #eye-injury #georgia #woodring-den-background |
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3,089 | 4/18/2007 | fuck a duck : KNOW THIS, DEAR READER, THAT SPIGOT AND DEUCE HAD THEIR EYESIGHT COMPLETELY RESTORED AND THERE WAS NO NEED FOR ANYBODY TO DRAW ANY MORE RED X'S EVER AGAIN.
deuce: FUCK A DUCK
: HE'S ALL THINKING, "DUH, I LOVE DICK"
spigot: YOU AND YOUR POTTY MOUTH ARE GOING TO BE THE END OF JERKCITY
deuce: APPLE BAPPLE |
deuce spigot |
#angry-panel #apple-bapple #bestiality #caption #deuce-spigot #duck #end-of-bonequest #eye-injury #fuck-a-duck #prose #red-x #reduplication #watch-the-profanity #wikipedia #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,090 | 4/19/2007 | in your mouth deuce: DAMN I WANNA BE YOUR LOVER
deuce: T ATANDT NOT YOU
atandt: T DEUCE WHEW
deuce: T ATANDT COCKS |
atandt deuce |
#a-love-story #atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #cocks #drunk-deuce #poking #uncategorized-background |
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3,091 | 4/20/2007 | he doesn't know how to wangs deuce: WHO'S OUT THERE
spigot: WANGS
deuce: PLEASED TO MEET YOU, WANGS
spigot: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WANGS |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #infocom #text-parser #wangs #woodring-room-background |
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3,092 | 4/21/2007 | good to be home spigot: IT'S GOOD TO BE HOME!! WHIRRRRR ***FLOOOSOOOOSHH*** OH GOD
pants: RING RING RING RING BEEEEEEP DID YOU GET THE URINE CLICK |
pants spigot |
#mousehole #pants-spigot #physical-comedy #urine #woodring-room-background |
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3,093 | 4/22/2007 | not me spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND MY BALLS OUT UNTO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
spigot: THE AMERICAN PEOPLE OF THE UNITED STATES
deuce: NOT ME
spigot: HI
deuce: I SAID NOT ME |
deuce spigot |
#balls #deuce-spigot #nuts-of-spigot #usa #woodring-field-background |
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3,094 | 4/23/2007 | hard and fast pants: HELP
pants: HELP I'M STUCK
deuce: I'LL YANK YOU OUT
deuce: (WHICH AMOUNTS TO PISSING ON YOUR FACE)
pants: STUCK HARD AND FAST HERE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #photo-background #piss |
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3,095 | 4/24/2007 | space cakes pants: I SEE YOU SUCKING
spigot: WHAT'S GOING ON IN THERE, I'LL SPY THROUGH THIS TINY HOLE
spigot: SUCK DICK
pants: SPACE CAKES FIRST
spigot: YES SUCK DICK
pants: ALSO I WANT A PISS AND AN UNDERAGE BLOWJOB (WHATEVER THAT IS) |
pants spigot |
#dicksucking #huffy-pants #mountain-background #pants-spigot #peephole #piss #space-cakes #spigot-points |
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3,096 | 4/25/2007 | holy yes pants: .SHOUT CCHHEECCKK YYOOUURR DDUUPPLLEEXX SSWWIITTCCHH
deuce: HOLY YES
spigot: POINTERS TO FUNCTIONS PEOPLE
deuce: POINTERS TO MEMBER FUNCTIONS PEOPLE
deuce: IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
deuce: T SPIGOT AND I THINK YOU DO
spigot: I CAN'T SEE |
deuce pants spigot |
#c #deuce-pants-spigot #modem #pointers #programming #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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3,097 | 4/26/2007 | secrets revealed dick: WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM?!?!?
deuce: T DICK FROM WOMEN'S TUMMIES (THAT'S WHY I TURNED GAY) |
deuce dick |
#deuce-dick #pregnancy #woodring-field-background |
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3,098 | 4/27/2007 | already in progress deuce: THEY'RE IN YOUR FACE LADY
deuce: SLAPPING AROUND AND MAKING YOU WISH YOU HADN'T ASKED
pants: OH YEAH THAT THING
deuce: T PANTS THAT IS THE BEAUTY OF RELATIVITY !!!!!! THEY'RE IN EVERYONE'S FACES !!!!!! |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #violence #woodring-field-background |
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3,099 | 4/28/2007 | a moral dilemma net: IT'S A MORAL DILEMMA
net: ALSO A BABY PUMPING LEMMA
deuce: PARSE ERROR BEFORE LEMMA |
deuce net |
#baby #deuce-net #lemma #nurk #parse-error #plant-photo-background |
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3,100 | 4/29/2007 | unfold him pants: IT IS WRONG TO WRECK HOOKERS
dick: WHAT'S MY FUCKING PROBLEM
deuce: YOU'RE OLD
pants: THEY ARE A COMMUNITY RESOURCE AND A NATIONAL TREASURE
pants: UNFOLD ME |
deuce dick pants |
#deuce-dick-pants #prostitute |
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3,101 | 4/30/2007 | my own ashtray pants: DO I NEED TO BRING MY OWN ASHTRAY
dick: TAKING A NUMBER
deuce: WHAT (YES)
dick: MY MY
pants: PUTT PUTT PUTT PUTT PUTT HERE COMES MY FACE |
deuce dick pants |
#ashtray #deuce-dick-pants #photo #photo-background #picture #plant #putt #urinal-background |
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3,102 | 5/1/2007 | really lean in pants: SDFHGLDIYFDL;FH?!?!?!?!S;DFKLGH
pants: LISTEN TO THE SOUND OF MY DONG
pants: REALLY LEAN IN (BUT HOLD ONTO THE GUARD RAIL)
deuce: RIGHT IN THE {THING WORDS COME OUT OF}
pants: POUNDING THEM DOWN
pants: PUTT PUTT PUTT I LIKES IT LIKE THAT
pants: WE ALL LIKES IT LIKES THAT |
deuce pants |
#custom-background #deuce-pants #multiple-backgrounds #photo #putt #uncategorized-mosaic-background #urinal-background |
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3,103 | 5/2/2007 | the saving throw rapist deuce: FLAP FLAP FLAP
deuce: WAIT I ROLLED THE SIX STOP IT
deuce: OW THAT'S NOT FAIR OOF I MADE MY SAVING THROW UNNNNGH |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #dungeons-and-dragons #flappity-bats #mountain-background #sfw #title-mismatch |
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3,104 | 5/3/2007 | optimizing shaders pants: OPTIMIZING SHADERS
pants: WHICH ONE ARE YOU AGAIN
spigot: TO SLEEP IN HEAVENLY PISS
spigot: PERCHANCE TO JERK
pants: I EAT MY OWN SHIT AND I VOTE |
pants spigot |
#computer-graphics #coprophagia #pants-spigot #piss #shakespeare #which-one-are-you |
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3,105 | 5/4/2007 | thanks to you deuce: COCKS
spigot: SOAKING WET THANKS TO YOU |
deuce spigot |
#bunny #deuce-spigot #woodring-field-background |
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3,106 | 5/5/2007 | no need for the rough stuff spigot: SHE WHIP-WHAPPED MY VISA CARD IN THE CLONKY LITTLE MACHINE IN A WAY THAT SUGGESTED I WAS NOT JUST ANOTHER BLOWJOB ENTHUSIAST
spigot: THEN I GUESS SHE FELT WE NEEDED SOME TIME APART????
spigot: SIR MY ARM
pants: WE WERE TIPPING THE WHOLE TIME SO THERE'S NO NEED FOR THE ROUGH STUFF |
pants spigot |
#badly-pasted-title #blur #credit-card #edited #mountain-background #pants-spigot #relationships #violent-disapproval |
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3,107 | 5/6/2007 | pure terror deuce: DON'T THINK JUST KISS ME
pants: NOT IF YOU TAKE MONEY FROM GEORGE SOROS
deuce: BUT ONLY A LITTLE
pants: ALSO TAKE OFF YOUR HIJAB AND LET ME SEE YOUR PRETTY PRETTY OH GOD YOU'RE A MONSTER
deuce: LOVE GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO BE FREE
pants: OH GOD TENACLES AND TOO MANY EYES AND A BEAK
pants: WHY IS YOUR MOUTH A CUNT AND YOUR CUNT A CUNT
pants: PURE TERROR
pants: GOING INTO SHOCK
: PANTS HAS BEEN SENDING MESSAGES TO YOU TOO RAPIDLY, AND IS NOW BEING IGNORED |
deuce pants |
#cunt #deja-vu #deuce-pants #george-soros #islam #politics #too-rapidly #typo #woodring-field-background |
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3,108 | 5/7/2007 | beatoffable spigot: CRYSTAL RAY ***AND*** LAUREN PHOENIX??????????
deuce: LAUREN PHOENIX AND HER DEEP DUMB VOICE
spigot: T DEUCE YOU TAKE THAT BACK (STOPPING MID BEATOFF)
deuce: HEY IT'S BEATOFFABLE I'M JUST SAYIN' IS ALL
spigot: AS LONG AS WE'RE IN AGREEMENT THAT LINDSAY MEADOWS NEEDS MAKEUP |
deuce spigot |
#badly-pasted-title #beating-off #beatoffable #crystal-ray #deuce-spigot #lauren-phoenix #lindsay-meadows #porn #trs-80 #uncategorized-mosaic-background #zork |
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3,109 | 5/8/2007 | come to terms with your crinkly dick (you need to) deuce: WE'RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE NOW THAT YOU CALLED MY DICK "CRINKLY"
pants: I THINK YOU NEED TO COME TO TERMS WITH YOUR CRINKLY DICK
deuce: THAT IS JUST SO UNACCEPTABLE I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN
pants: JUST TUCK IT BETWEEN YOUR LEGS
deuce: I CAN BUT ONLY WHEN EXTREMELY FLACCID
pants: RIGHT, WHEN IT'S HARD THERE'S NO CHANCE THAT'LL HAPPEN
pants: EXCEPT WITH A HAMMER
deuce: RIGHT
pants: OR CHOMPY TEETH
deuce: A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN |
deuce pants |
#chompy #crinkly #deuce-pants #dick #drunk-deuce #heaven #huffy-pants #mountain-background #weird-pants-face |
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3,110 | 5/9/2007 | fag academy pants: HOW ABOUT INSTEAD OF JERKCITY WE CALL THIS THING: FAG UNIVERSITY
pants: F-F-F-FAG SCHOOL (DID I STUTTER)
pants: EARN A DEGREE IN HLUAGHUALGH ALUAGHULAG BLGHABLGHBNAG FAHLUGHALUGH NUGGGGGGGH |
pants |
#academics #fag #mountain-background #multiple-backgrounds #nuggh #pants-solo #title-mismatch |
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3,111 | 5/10/2007 | aka spigot the bear : Below: Spigot AKA Spigot the Bear
spigot: YOU ARE CORKING ME WITH A SODA CAN AND IT REALLY HURTS
deuce: IT IS THE ONLY WAY YOU'LL STOP SINGING THE ARMOR HOT DOGS SONG
spigot: PRINGLES |
deuce spigot |
#branding #caption #corking #deuce-spigot #hot-dogs #insertion #pringles #singing #spigot-the-bear #violent-disapproval #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,112 | 5/11/2007 | way ahead of you pants: LICK A FATTY FOR ME
spigot: WAY AHEAD OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (UNDERNEATH YOU) |
pants spigot |
#dicklicking #fat #pants-spigot #single-panel #white-background |
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3,113 | 5/12/2007 | can you dig it spigot: JERKCITY.CGI WAS NOT FOUND ON THIS SERVER
pants: HELLO
spigot: HYPERVENTILATING
pants: IS THIS THING ON
spigot: CALLING THE ENCLAVE
pants: HELLLLOOOOOO |
pants spigot |
#enclave #filename #hyperventilating #pants-spigot #sfw #viscera #woodring-field-background |
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3,114 | 5/13/2007 | in which deuce commits suicide and spigot beats off anyway deuce: I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF UNLESS ONE OF YOU GUYS FUCK ME !!!!!!
spigot: CAN I HAVE YOUR PENTHOUSES
deuce: BLAM
spigot: THESE ARE BLACK TAILS
: DEUCE FUCKS YOU EVEN FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE |
deuce spigot |
#blood #death-and-return-of-deuce #deuce-likes-black-chicks #deuce-spigot #red-x #suicide #title-mismatch #white-background |
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3,115 | 5/14/2007 | a funeral for deuce pants: WATCH ME POO
ozone: COCK OF THE FUCK OF THE SHIT OF THE DICK |
ozone pants |
#cock-of-the-fuck #death-and-return-of-deuce #ozone-pants #poo #title-mismatch #white-background |
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3,116 | 5/15/2007 | reading of the will spigot: I HAVE NO MONEY FOR FOOD OR RENT
spigot: IF NOBODY MINDS I'M JUST GOING TO SNAP INTO THIS SLIM JIM
spigot: HOMPTH |
spigot |
#death-and-return-of-deuce #sfw #snap-into-a-slim-jim #spigot-solo #title-mismatch #woodring-field-background |
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3,117 | 5/16/2007 | deuce, resurrected! deuce: I AM UNDER NO OBLIGATION TO LICK THAT DICK (EYEING DICK NERVOUSLY)
deuce: WHO SAID THAT
deuce: MOTHER IS THAT YOU |
deuce |
#caption #death-and-return-of-deuce #deuce-solo #dicklicking #mother #woodring-room-background |
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3,118 | 5/17/2007 | a beautiful world deuce: A BEAUTIFUL GAY WORLD
pants: INDEED IT IS
pants: DEAR LORD PLEASE TAKE MISTER BUNNY UP TO HEAVEN
deuce: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
pants: BUNNY HEAVEN |
deuce pants |
#bunny #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #gay #heaven #simpsons #woodring-field-background |
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3,119 | 5/18/2007 | tired of you people spigot: TIRED OF YOU PEOPLE NOT TAKING ME SERIOUSLY
deuce: TRACKBACKS: 0
pants: COMMENTS: 0 |
deuce pants spigot |
#blog #deuce-pants-spigot #woodring-field-background |
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3,120 | 5/19/2007 | check for yourself pants: I'M EIGHT BIT CLEAN
pants: T DEUCE TURN ME OVER AND CHECK FOR YOURSELF)
deuce: T PANTS I WILL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT |
deuce pants |
#badly-pasted-title #clean #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #uncategorized-mosaic-background #weird-pants-face |
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3,121 | 5/20/2007 | more is more spigot: EVERYBODY INTO MY FACE
deuce: WON'T FIT
pants: YEE HAW
spigot: COME ON YOU GUYS
spigot: LESS IS NOT MORE, MORE IS MORE
deuce: HLBALHBAHLALHABHHABLAHBBHAL
pants: GHLAHGLUAHLGAG |
deuce pants spigot |
#badly-pasted-title #deuce-pants-spigot #photo-background #sfw #typo #uncategorized-mosaic-background |
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3,122 | 5/21/2007 | someone do something spigot: CAN SOMEONE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE ABSENCE OF DICK IN MY FACE
deuce: T SPIGOT I'M HERE FOR YOU
pants: WAIT
pants: HOLD ON
pants: HOLLOW IT OUT AND HAVE SEX WITH THE HOLE YOU MADE |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #dicks #woodring-room-background |
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3,123 | 5/22/2007 | not working spigot: THIS DICK/PRICK DIET IS *****NOT WORKING*****
deuce: DUDE YOU ARE NOT EATING THE PRESCRIBED FOODS |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dicks #diet #medicine #pricks #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,124 | 5/23/2007 | weather supercenter deuce: IT'S NICE AND COOL TODAY PEOPLE GAY
deuce: OVERCAST AND MODERATELY GAY
deuce: CHANCES OF LIGHT JIZZING TOWARD THE EVENING
deuce: OKAY HEAVY JIZZING I ADMIT
spigot: I DON'T LIKE THIS WEATHER SUPERCENTER |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #extra-white-space #jizz #uncategorized-background #weather-report #wx |
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3,125 | 5/24/2007 | chopping them in half : It was only much later that we realized John Wayne was not a very convenient signpost, even with all the excellent navigational aids available in Heaven.
spigot: CAN WE DECAPITATE THE WHALES OR IS THAT JUST CHOPPING THEM IN HALF
spigot: NOT SURE WHERE THE HEAD IS |
spigot |
#beheading #caption #john-wayne #prose #spigot-solo #whale #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,126 | 5/25/2007 | it's all good deuce: ONRAPEBEGINS, ONRAPECONTINUES, ONRAPEENDS, ONTHROATCUT
pants: HANDY
deuce: YES IT'S QUITE CONVENIENT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #event #programming #rape #woodring-room-background |
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3,127 | 5/26/2007 | an awfully important announcement deuce: CAN I PLEASE HAVE YOUR ATTENTION
deuce: GHGHGHGHG THAT IS ALL
deuce: NO FRATERNIZING WITH THE STAFF |
deuce |
#announcement #deuce-solo #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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3,128 | 5/27/2007 | somebody deuce: SOMEONE ISN'T SUCKING ENOUGH DICK RIGHT NOW
deuce: OKAY IT'S ME |
deuce |
#columbine #deuce-solo #dicksucking #photo-background |
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3,129 | 5/28/2007 | please call my bbs spigot: I SWEAR I BOTTLED UP ALL MY URINE
spigot: PUT DOWN THE STICK
spigot: I CAN BE QUIET
spigot: PLEASE CALL MY BBS |
spigot |
#bbs #chinese #deja-vu #extra-white-space #funny-face-drink #spigot-solo #uncategorized-background #urine |
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3,130 | 5/29/2007 | a work of art or creation of nature atandt: LET ME SHOW YOU MY FINE ASS
atandt: NOT IN ANY GAY SORT OF WAY
atandt: JUST AS A WORK OF ART OR CREATION OF NATURE, AS IT WERE
atandt: BEHOLD |
atandt |
#apple-ii #atandt-solo #bonequest-hi-fi #fighting-irish-pose #manass #not-gay #smurfenstein-background |
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3,131 | 5/30/2007 | beautiful music deuce: PEER DEEP INTO MY EYES
pants: I MUST LEAN IN CLOSE IF I AM TO DO THAT !!!! EXCITED, DROOLING |
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #deuce-pants #drool #mousehole #plant #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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3,132 | 5/31/2007 | jamming or jabbing deuce: WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT THE SUPREME COURT
spigot: I'M BEING INDECENT OVER HERE IN THE LADIES' ROOM
spigot: DO I SAY THE DONG IS "JAMMING" INTO MY FACE OR JUST "JABBING"
spigot: I'M / JUST / WILD / ABOUT / BONERS |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #judy-garland #singing #urinal-background |
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3,133 | 6/1/2007 | licking something spigot: HANG IN THERE BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: DEXATRIM
deuce: LICKING (SOMETHING) |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dexatrim #drugs #friday #licking #woodruing-room-background |
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3,134 | 6/2/2007 | your friend in the diamond business spigot: OH BOY HERE'S SPIGOT AGAIN
spigot: TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP
spigot: BAM BAM BAM BAM WAKE UP IN STALL 2
spigot: I'M YOUR FRIEND IN THE DIAMOND BUSINESS
spigot: OKAY SLIPPING MY BUSINESS CARD UNDER THE DOOR SO YOU CAN GET TO KNOW ME
spigot: PLEASE LET GO OF MY PANT LEG
spigot: HOLY
spigot: *BONK* |
spigot |
#bonequest-hd #mountain-background #oh-boy #shane-company #spigot-again #spigot-solo #stall-bamming #toilet-antics |
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3,135 | 6/3/2007 | be more of a fag to me spigot: BE MORE OF A FAG TO ME
deuce: I AM ALL FAGGED OUT
deuce: I WILL HAVE TO BE STRAIGHT FOR TWENTY MINUTES WHILE MY FAG BATTERIES (FAGGERIES) RECHARGE
pants: I AM JUST GETTING STARTED HOWEVER |
deuce pants spigot |
#batteries #bonequest-hd #deuce-pants-spigot #fag #straight #woodring-den-background |
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3,136 | 6/4/2007 | except with dicks pants: I'M LIKE A CHOCOHOLIC EXCEPT WITH DICKS
deuce: SO THAT WOULD BE A DICKAHOLIC IF I'VE DONE MY MATH |
deuce pants |
#chocolate #deuce-pants #dick #magneto #screenshot-background #x-men |
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3,137 | 6/5/2007 | so am i atandt: WHO IS UP FOR SOME ASSHOPPING
deuce: BUH
atandt: I'M ATANDT
deuce: SO AM I |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #identity-crisis #star-wars #white-background |
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3,138 | 6/6/2007 | you've got to beat that bear off : NAME SPIGOT
: VOICE #2: WHAT SHOULD WE DO
: VOICE #1: YOU'VE GOT TO BEAT THAT BEAR OFF! TAKE THIS STICK
spigot: WHAT DOES THIS DO?!?!?!!?
spigot: OW |
spigot |
#beating-off #caption #mousehole #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear #woodring-room-background |
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3,139 | 6/7/2007 | they will pay for what they have done spigot: IS THAT ANY WAY TO BEHAVE
deuce: THEY WILL PAY FOR WHAT THEY'VE DONE
deuce: WITH THE BLOOD OF THEIR CHILDREN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deuce: T SPIGOT UH
deuce: T SPIGOT HI
deuce: T SPIGOT WHAT HAPPENED |
deuce spigot |
#bonequest-hd #children #cropped #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #mousehole #poo #woodring-room-background |
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3,140 | 6/8/2007 | t spigot oh deuce: HELP
spigot: T DEUCE DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT I AM TRYING TO JERK HERE
deuce: T SPIGOT OH
deuce: T SPIGOT I HAVE TO HANG UP NOW
(spigot): I CAN SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
deuce: GOODBYE
spigot: YOU SAID YOU DON'T HAVE CABLE BUT YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY JERKING TO MSNBC |
deuce spigot |
#cropped #deuce-spigot #msnbc #no-title-card #title-mismatch #whisper #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,141 | 6/9/2007 | hello okay you know what to do : ULDA
: |ERE
pants:
pants: HELLO
pants: OKAY
(pants): YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO |
pants |
#badly-pasted-title #cropped #dj-rapekit #grey-background #pants-solo #sfw #whisper #you-know-what-to-do |
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3,142 | 6/10/2007 | ghostbusters (pants): YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
deuce: DO YOU EVER BEAT OFF AND THEN SHOUT I LIKE TO WHACK IT
pants: NO I SHOUT GHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSTBUSTERS
deuce: SENATOR CLINTON THIS QUESTION IS FOR YOU
pants: WHO YA GONNA CALL
deuce: I LIKE TO WHACK IT |
deuce spigot |
#cropped #deuce-pants #ghostbusters #hillary-clinton #no-title-card #politics #presidential-debate #whisper #woodring-stairs-background #you-know-what-to-do |
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3,143 | 6/11/2007 | what the hell, man spigot: HMM
spigot: FAT PANTS <CHECK>
spigot: GUN <CHECK>
spigot: FOLLOW ME FOR FREE HEAD FLAG <CHECK>
spigot: QUARTER FOR THAT PHONE IN THAT BAD NEIGHBORHOOD <CHECK> |
spigot |
#edited #fatness #fellatio #gun #payphone #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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3,144 | 6/12/2007 | pancakes deuce: T SPIGOT I CARE VERY MUCH ABOUT YOU
spigot: I FEEL LIKE I'VE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE TO HEAR THAT
pants: WHO WANTS PANCAKES |
deuce pants spigot |
#badly-pasted-title #deuce-pants-spigot #love #pancakes #sfw #wholesome #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,145 | 6/13/2007 | slowly filling up spigot: FOR WANT OF A BEATOFF THE DOPE WAS LOST
pants: SLOWLY FILLING UP HER MOUTH WITH PISS |
pants spigot |
#dope #marijuana #pants-spigot #piss #urinal-background #watersports |
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3,146 | 6/14/2007 | i'm sure each of you pants: I'M SURE EACH OF YOU HAS ALREADY SPOTTED YOUR OWN CAR BY NOW
pants: SERVICEMEN IN UNIFORM AND CLERGYMEN (IF YOU TAKE BOTH YOU'LL TAKE TOO MUCH)
pants: THE STREETS ARE VIRTUALLY DESERTED NOW BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE AFRAID TO BE ON THEM |
pants |
#bad-crop #badly-pasted-title #black-background #dj-rapekit #pants-solo #sfw #title-mismatch #weird-pants-face |
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3,147 | 6/15/2007 | all this can be yours pants: ALL THIS CAN BE YOURS IF YOU BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP ME
pants: MY DONG IS DEPRESSED !!!!!! CHEER IT UP SOMEHOW
deuce: FICTION WITH A ****BITE****
pants: JUST A NOSH |
deuce pants |
#bow-down-and-worship #deuce-pants #dj-rapekit #newsradio #viscera |
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3,148 | 6/16/2007 | liquid sunshine spigot: I CAN ALSO PISS ON MYSELF AND PRETEND IT'S LIQUID SUNSHINE
pants: NUGH
spigot: HOOOOO YES MAAM LOOK AT ME I'M PISSING MMMMMM
spigot: GOOD SPRINGTIME FRESHNESS IN A SPRAY |
pants spigot |
#mousehole #nuggh #pants-spigot #piss #sunshine #urine #watersports #woodring-room-background |
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3,149 | 6/17/2007 | murder suicide pants: MURDER
deuce: SUICIDE
pants: MURDER/SUICIDE
deuce: WE HAVE A WINNER |
deuce pants |
#deuce-eating-mouse-cursor #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #mouse-cursor #murder #suicide #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,150 | 6/18/2007 | take the anal train (dogshit everywhere) pants: TRACKING DOGSHIT ABSOLUTELY EVERYWHERE (ALL OVER HIS CREATION)
deuce: AND HOLY LORD DID HE MAKE A LOT OF DOGSHIT
pants: YOU'RE GOING TO GET SUCH A HUG (A HORRIBLE HORRIBLE HUG)
deuce: >>>SEXUAL<<<
pants: OTHERWISE: ANAL BUS
deuce: OR SHOULD WE TAKE THE ANAL TRAIN |
deuce pants |
#anal #deuce-pants #dogshit #mouse-cursor #plant #title-mismatch #woodring-field-background |
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3,151 | 6/19/2007 | my life pants: SIRS
deuce: POSSESSION IS 9/10THS OF THE BATTLE (YO JOE)
pants: BUT I UH
pants: T DEUCE I JUST NEED YOU TO OPERATE THE PUPPET'S ARMS, GET YOUR HAND OUT OF THE HOLE
deuce: FUCK YOU THIS IS **MY** LIFE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #legal #mountain-background #mouse-cursor #possession #puppet |
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3,152 | 6/20/2007 | big fat dump deuce: FUCK ALL OF YOU
deuce: CHIRP, CHIRP
deuce: IT'S ALMOST LIKE I TOOK A DUMP IN MY PANTS |
deuce |
#cricket #deuce-solo #shit #woodring-field-background |
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3,153 | 6/21/2007 | unhelpful edits deuce: {{YOUAREFAT}}
pants: {{SUSPECTED-PEDOPHILE}} |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #mountain-background #wikipedia |
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3,154 | 6/22/2007 | your best interest pants: THESE GUYS TRULY HAVE YOUR BEST INTEREST AS THEIR NUMBER ONE PRIORITY |
pants |
#dj-rapekit #multiple-backgrounds #pants-solo #sfw #title-mismatch |
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3,155 | 6/23/2007 | a bear named spigot spigot: LUHHHHHHHHHHH HUHHHHHHHHHH
spigot: I'M A DUMB PISSFACE
spigot: I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE |
spigot |
#pissface #spigot-points #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear #woodring-room-background |
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3,156 | 6/24/2007 | accident owned bounced : ACCIDENT
: r owned
: bounced
deuce: IT'S TOO HOT TO SPANK IT
deuce: BUT IT WON'T BE FOR LONG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deuce: WHOO HOO
deuce: HOW DEUCE GOT HIS GROOVE BACK |
deuce |
#accident #bounced #deuce-solo #groove #heat-wave #multiple-backgrounds #owned #too-hot-to-jerk #woodring-field-background |
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3,157 | 6/25/2007 | a sucking snake deuce: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
deuce: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
pants: ARE YOU A SUCKING SNAKE
deuce: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS NO |
deuce pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #snake #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,158 | 6/26/2007 | poem for deuce deuce: YET ANOTHER IDIOT WHO DOESN'T UNDERSTAND [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED]
spigot: HERE'S A POEM FOR THE DEUCE:
spigot: WHY DO YOU TALK
spigot: IF IT'S NOT ABOUT COCK
spigot: THANK YOU |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #poetry #redacted-text #the-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,159 | 6/27/2007 | practice dick pants: FELLATIO PLZ
deuce: SHOW ME HOW
deuce: ON THIS PRACTICE DICK (NOT A PRACTICE DICK)
pants: SOMEBODY WROTE PRACTICE DICK ON IT THOUGH
pants: SOMEBODY WITH A SHARPIE
deuce: NO MORE TALKING, ONLY ACTING NOW |
deuce pants |
#cocksucking #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #sharpie #woodring-field-background |
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3,160 | 6/28/2007 | download spigot: I THOUGHT MAYBE THE BITS COULD BE DOWNLOADED FROM UP YOUR SKIRT |
spigot |
#nurk #spigot-solo #upskirt #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,161 | 6/29/2007 | men into position quickly ozone: AHOY THERE COAST GUARD, I'M THE SAFETY PIRATE!
pants: WOULD YOU SHOW US WHAT IT'S LIKE FOR *PEOPLE* IN ZERO GRAVITY?
pants: THAT'S VERY INTERESTING
atandt: I'M SURE OF COURSE THAT EACH OF YOU HAS ALREADY SPOTTED YOUR OWN CAR BY NOW
spigot: SERVICEMEN IN UNIFORM AND CLERGYMEN
pants: IF YOU TAKE BOTH, YOU'LL TAKE TOO MUCH
atandt: THE STREETS ARE DESERTED BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE AFRAID TO BE ON THEM
pants: ARE YOU INTO MARIJUANA?
spigot: OF COURSE JUST A MOMENT
ozone: IN A PERIOD OF INCREASED TENSION
ozone: THE ADVANTAGE GAINED BY FLYING MEN INTO POSITION QUICKLY
ozone: MIGHT REPRESENT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SUCCESS AND FAILURE
ozone: IN A MILITARY OPERATION
spigot: REGARDING THE CORRECT OPERATION OF THE MACHINE
pants: DICKS *BEEP*
spigot: REGARDING THE CORRECT OPERATION OF THE MACHINE
pants: DICKS *BEEP*
spigot: REGARDING THE CORRECT OPERATION OF THE MACHINE
pants: IF YOU TAKE BOTH, YOU'LL TAKE TOO MUCH
atandt: MEN INTO POSITION QUICKLY
deuce: BUT NOT NOW
deuce: BUT NOT NOW BUT NOT NOW
pants: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
atandt: WE DISCUSSED THIS JUST IGNORE HIM AND KEEP GOING
pants: I DON'T LIKE LOUD ALARMS
ozone: MEN INTO POSITION QUICKLY
pants: THAT'S BETTER
ozone: MEN INTO POSITION QUICKLY
ozone: MEN INTO POSITION QUICKLY
atandt: THAT TAKES SOME GETTING USED TO |
atandt deuce ozone pants spigot |
#dj-rapekit #mousehole #overlong #repetition #safety-pirate #url #woodring-room-background |
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3,162 | 6/30/2007 | big faggoty dick: the director's cut pants: NOTHING MAKES ME HARDER THAN A DIRTY CATBOX
pants: DID YOU SAY A VISCERA MUSICAL
pants: SMEARING IT ON MY CHEST
pants: AND
pants: RUNNING OUTSIDE TO MEET AND GREET THE COPS
pants: A TOOTHBRUSH FOR YOUR CUNT
pants: EATING THE BABY AND WASHING IT DOWN WITH THE BATHWATER
pants: P.S. PLEASE STOP SENDING US NUTS |
pants |
#big-faggoty-dick #catbox #coy-pants #cunt #funloving-nonsense #huffy-pants #mouse-cursor #musical #nuts #pants-solo #series #smearing #viscera #weird-pants-face |
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3,163 | 7/1/2007 | a new hope (dvd extras) pants: LET'S GET READY TO DIZZY
pants: DID YOU SAY A VISCERA MUSICAL
pants: NOW WE CAN GET IT ON
pants: OH BABY
pants: OH DARLING
pants: >>>SEXUAL<<<
pants: MISTAKING YOU FOR DINNER ON PURPOSE
pants: STAY IN YOUR HOMES |
pants |
#big-faggoty-dick #dizzy #loverboy #musical #pants-solo #series #star-wars #viscera #woodring-room-background |
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3,164 | 7/2/2007 | master plan : VISCERA! THE MUSICAL
: SUMMER 2008
spigot: IT'S PART OF MY MASTER PLAN TO CONTINUE SMOKING DOPE AND SLEEPING IN UNTIL 3PM
deuce: UNDERSTOOD |
deuce spigot |
#caption #deuce-spigot #marijuana #musical #spigot-points #viscera #woodring-room-background |
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3,165 | 7/3/2007 | rave party spigot: NO TO HYPOCRISY
spigot: YES TO A RAVE PARTY
pants: MAYBE TO A REACHAROUND
spigot: I MADE A COLLAGE OF THINGS WE'VE DONE TOGETHER (BIKING, CHOKING) |
pants spigot |
#collage #pants-spigot #rave |
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3,166 | 7/4/2007 | you know it deuce: LET'S MAKE LOVE UNTIL THE SUN GOES DOWN AND THEN COMES UP AND THEN THE CYCLE REPEATS THREE MORE TIMES
pants: K-RAD |
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #deuce-pants #diaper #plant #woodring-field-background |
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3,167 | 7/5/2007 | blowjob factory spigot: IS PANTS BACK FROM THE BLOWJOB FACTORY YET????????
spigot: I MEAN DENTIST
ozone: I THOUGHT HE WAS AT THE BONG INSPECTOR'S OFFICE
spigot: AN UNAUTHORIZED VISIT TO THE BONG INSPECTOR??????? TO THE BATCAVE
spigot: SPINNING LOGO
spigot: AS YOU CAN SEE, THE BONG WORKS LIKE SO
deuce: IS THIS THE STYX REUNION |
deuce ozone spigot |
#batman #bong #deuce-ozone-spigot #filler-panel #marijuana #photo #styx #woodring-stairs-background #zig-zag |
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3,168 | 7/6/2007 | about last week spigot: A PODCAST ABOUT WHY I DIDN'T DO LAST WEEK'S PODCAST |
spigot |
#bonequest-foretold #podcast #sfw #spigot-solo |
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3,169 | 7/7/2007 | rolls up sleeves pants: FALL OUT, MEN
pants: SOON WE'LL FIND OUT WHAT KIND OF CREATURES HANG OUT IN PUBLIC RESTROOMS AT 3 IN THE MORNING
pants: ROLLS UP SLEEVES |
pants |
#huffy-pants #lionel-richie #pants-solo #rolls-up-sleeves #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,170 | 7/8/2007 | in dreams pants: I SAW DILDO MAN IN MY DREAMS LAST NIGHT |
pants |
#dildo #dreams #mountain-background #pants-solo #single-panel |
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3,171 | 7/9/2007 | if you take both you'll take too much pants: IF YOU TAKE BOTH, YOU'LL TAKE TOO MUCH
pants: IF YOU TAKE BOTH, YOU'LL TAKE TOO MUCH
pants: IF YOU TAK-- OH FUCK IT HALGHALGBLAGHL AHGL ANBG LHUA AG HLAG BNLAGH LBALG ALHAGHL BAGL HAGB LASLJDGB 88888888888888888888888 |
pants |
#dj-rapekit #huffy-pants #overdose #pants-solo #repetition #woodring-room-background |
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3,172 | 7/10/2007 | job interview atandt: HELLO
ozone: HEY
atandt: I'M HERE ABOUT THE JOB
deuce: THE POSITION IS TAKEN
ozone: YOU MEAN THE BLOW JOB?
atandt: I WILL BE GOING |
atandt deuce ozone |
#blowjob #employment #white-background |
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3,173 | 7/11/2007 | peeing into girls' butts spigot: PUT ME DOWN FOR A SQUIRT FACIAL POV
spigot: AND
spigot: HOLD THE GAPE
deuce: PEEING INTO GIRLS' BUTTS
pants: WILL SIR REQUIRE A RUBDOWN |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #facial #gape #mousehole #piss #porn #woodring-room-background |
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3,174 | 7/12/2007 | leafcutter ant vs. meat bee deuce: I'M A LEAFCUTTER ANT
net: I'M A MEAT BEE
pants: I'M MORE OF A COCKSUCKER |
deuce net pants |
#bee #cocksucker #deuce-eating-mouse-cursor #deuce-net-pants #drunk-deuce #mouse-cursor #woodring-room-background |
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3,175 | 7/13/2007 | wham wham wham wham wham wham spigot: PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR...SPIGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!
deuce: WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM
spigot: SQUIRKS
spigot: 2 MY PEEPS
deuce: WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #ebonics #nambla #sfw #wham |
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3,176 | 7/14/2007 | six more weeks of cocksucking spigot: MY PRICK SAW ITS SHADOW TODAY!!!! SIX MORE WEEKS OF COCKSUCKING
deuce: (LONG, DEEP, ANNOYED EXHALE) HEAVEN ISN'T REAL
pants: YES IT IS
pants: IT'S THE FEW SECONDS BETWEEN NO OXYGEN TO THE BRAIN AND NOTHINGNESS
deuce: WHEN THE BUGS CRAWL IN AND TAKE OVER |
deuce pants spigot |
#death #deuce-pants-spigot #heaven #spigot-points |
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3,177 | 7/15/2007 | stubby little arms deuce: LICKING EVERYTHING WITHIN REACH OF MY STUBBY LITTLE ARMS
atandt: YAY
deuce: T ATANDT YOU ARE NOT IN REACH
atandt: BOO |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #licking #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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3,178 | 7/16/2007 | that's what i want (shit) pants: A LITTLE POO ON THE FLOOR
spigot: I GET BY
spigot: WITH A LITTLE POO
spigot: ON THE FLOOR
pants: THE B-SIDE IS "SHIT (THAT'S WHAT I WANT)"
deuce: JERKING A LOT HERE |
deuce pants spigot |
#beatles #deuce-pants-spigot #joe-cocker #mouse-cursor #poo #singing #title-mismatch #woodring-field-background |
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3,179 | 7/17/2007 | all of you spigot: FUCKING ALL OF YOU WITH HOT POKERS !!!!! EXCEPT EACH OTHER!!!!! PROMPTING GAY RUMORS AMONGST THE PRESS
deuce: INDEED
deuce: THAT IS THE PARADOX
deuce: BEFORE WE DISAPPEAR IN A PUFF OF LOGIC CAN WE SUCK EACH OTHER OFF |
deuce spigot |
#deja-vu #deuce-spigot #douglas-adams #hitchhikers-guide #mousehole #spigot-points #woodring-room-background |
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3,180 | 7/18/2007 | lucid dreaming deuce: LET'S ALL ENGAGE IN LUCID DREAMING
deuce: GALHAGHLGHGAHLGALGA STILL BEING RAPED AND BEATEN
deuce: OKAY I WOULD LIKE TO WAKE UP NOW WHY CAN'T I
deuce: JESUS THIS SUCKS |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #dream #jesus #lucid-dreaming #photo #rape #woodring-room-background |
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3,181 | 7/19/2007 | gravy all the time deuce: ARE YOU READY TO PUNCH HOOKERS FOR YOUR RACE ?!?!?!!?
pants: GRAVY ALL THE TIME
deuce: LET'S TOUCH IT
pants: BUT I'M AFRAID
deuce: THE FEAR WILL PASS (AS YOU PASS OUT)
pants: VERY WELL THEN |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #eyes #mouse-cursor #prostitute #woodring-den-background |
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3,182 | 7/20/2007 | fuck ozone: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ozone: OKAY THERE
(ozone): THE SYSTEM IS BEING SHUT DOWN NOW!!!
.(deuce): WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT GUY ANYWAY |
deuce ozone |
#deuce-ozone #drunk-deuce #fuck #shutdown #shutdown-now #thought #whisper #woodring-den-background |
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3,183 | 7/21/2007 | a crowd forms pants: A CROWD FORMS AROUND MY BALLS
pants: NOBODY SAID ANYTHING ABOUT A CHILD MOLESTING SIM
pants: OR DID THEY |
pants |
#balls #child-molesting-sim #huffy-pants #pants-solo |
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3,184 | 7/22/2007 | i beg to differ deuce: I THINK YOU GUYS ARE ALL GAY
spigot: I BEG TO DIFFER BY WAY OF LICKING THESE PRICKS |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dicklicking #gay #mousehole #not-gay #pricklicking #woodring-room-background |
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3,185 | 7/23/2007 | pass it on pants: MY COCK: IT'S FUCKING HUGE
pants: WELL FOR A SHORT TIME ANYWAY THEN *BAM* BACK TO MICROPENIS
pants: GET A HOSE |
pants |
#damaged-background #dick #micropenis #pants-solo #variable-dick-geometry |
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3,186 | 7/24/2007 | picture of a watering can |
#picture #sfw #watering-can |
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3,187 | 7/25/2007 | gross deuce: TOUCH IT
deuce: YOU FUCKING WHORE YOU TOUCH IT RIGHT NOW
pants: OK
deuce: MMMM YEAH MMMMM |
deuce pants |
#abuse #deuce-pants #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,188 | 7/26/2007 | all for one and one for all pants: BROADCAST MESSAGE FROM ROOT@JERKCITY
deuce: HOLY CHRIST SIR
net: OK LET'S ALL TOUCH DICKS
pants: WE ALL LICK DICK
deuce: JESUS
deuce: AT THE SAME TIME OR JUST IN PAIRS
net: ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL |
deuce net pants |
#deuce-net-pants #dicks #jesus #unix #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,189 | 7/27/2007 | stuck in the toilet (ass and legs) spigot: MY ASS AND LEGS ARE STUCK IN THE TOILET PEOPLE
spigot: BUT IF MY CLOSE MY
deuce: I FEE YOUR FOINT
spigot: OH
deuce: I UH |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #toilet #woodring-field-background |
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3,190 | 7/28/2007 | dick of the shit ozone: COCK OF THE FUCK OF THE DICK OF THE SHIT
pants: THIS IS NOT HAPPENING THIS IS NOT HAPPENING THIS IS NOT HAPPENING WAKE UP WAKE UP |
ozone pants |
#cock-of-the-fuck #dick-of-the-shit #enclave #mousehole #not-happening #ozone-pants #repetition #wake-up #woodring-room-background |
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3,191 | 7/29/2007 | trying to help pants: I WAS **NOT** "MOLESTING" THE BOY I WAS TRYING TO HELP HIM PUT HIS SHORTS BACK ON AND GET HIS COCK OUT OF MY MOUTH
pants: JESUS CHRIST YOU PEOPLE SURE ARE FUCKING TOUCHY ABOUT YOUR KIDS
pants: THEY CAN RUN AROUND THE SUPERMARKET AND PLAY BUT WAH WAH WAH IF I [REDACTED] JUST ONE OF THEM |
pants |
#dubious-disclaimer #huffy-pants #kids #molestation #mouth-of-pants #pants-solo #redacted-text #woodring-room-background |
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3,192 | 7/30/2007 | gen z deuce: I'M GENERATION Z (BORN RIGHT NOW TO MORONS)
pants: COOING AT THE NEW BABY |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #generation-z #sfw #woodring-den-background |
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3,193 | 7/31/2007 | piss wars pants: SQUIRT
deuce: SQUIRT
pants: NOW THAT IS WHAT I CALL PRECISION
deuce: TAKE THAT YOU EVIL AXIS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #piss #squirt #war #white-background #wwii |
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3,194 | 8/1/2007 | note to self : Spigot the Bear will be right back after this message from our sponsor
spigot: NOTE TO SELF: LICK DICK
spigot: NOW WHERE DID I PUT THAT NOTE????????? |
spigot |
#caption #capture #dicklicking #mouse-cursor #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,195 | 8/2/2007 | three little pigs pants: AND THAT'S HOW I FUCKED ME THREE LITTLE PIGS
deuce: HELL YES |
deuce pants |
#bestiality #deuce-pants #fairy-tale #fun-with-wildlife #gonna-fuck-me-a #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,196 | 8/3/2007 | frosted faces : We now return to Spigot the Bear already in progress
spigot: FROSTED FACES
spigot: THEY'RE GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR |
spigot |
#caption #sfw #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear #woodring-field-background |
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3,197 | 8/4/2007 | hot dogs : This little lad loves berries and cream
pants: DELICIOUS HOT DOGS
pants: THEY CAN'T RUN FROM ME |
pants |
#caption #hot-dogs #pants-solo #sfw #starbursts #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background |
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3,198 | 8/5/2007 | shamed and humiliated dick: WHAT DOESN'T KILL ME LEAVES ME SHAMED AND HUMILIATED FROM THE RAPE
deuce: THAT'S WHAT I'M A-COUNTIN' ON |
deuce dick |
#deuce-dick #rape #woodring-den-background |
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3,199 | 8/6/2007 | touch my stuff deuce: TOUCH MY STUFF MOTHERFUCKER
pants: I'LL REACH OUT AND TOUCH THAT SHIT YO
deuce: [REDACTED]
pants: NOT IN THE EYES
deuce: [REDACTED] AND [REDACTED]
pants: HEY HOW ABOUT YOU GET DOWN FROM THERE AND SUCK ME |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #mousehole #redacted-text #sucking #touch #woodring-room-background |
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3,200 | 8/7/2007 | out the window pants: FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP BONK
deuce: WE'RE SEEING HAIRSPRAY TOGETHER RIGHT
pants: BLINK BLINK FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP OUT THE WINDOW |
deuce pants |
#bat #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #flappity-bats #gay-bats #john-waters #mountain-background #physical-comedy #vampire |
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3,201 | 8/8/2007 | short-term memory loss deuce: TAKE IT
deuce: IN THE
deuce: SOMETHING
pants: SOMETHING-SOMETHING |
deuce pants |
#alzheimers #deuce-pants #sfw #take-it #woodring-field-background |
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3,202 | 8/9/2007 | hort-term memory loss : nfigurations/Platforms
: o Other IRC Chat Rooms
: rmation for Microsoft Chat
: sked Questions
: ----------------------------
: ted Configuration/Platforms
: --------------------------------------------------
: Microsoft Chat currently runs under Windows 95, Windows 98 and W:
: Microsoft Chat requires the following minimum configuration:
: - A 486 processor
: - 8 MB or RAM
: - 256-color video
: - A 9600-baud modem
: ----------------------------
: Connecting to Other IRC Chat Rooms
: ----------------------------
: If you want to connect to an IRC chat server that you already kn:
: about, expand the Connect dialog box, then type the server a|
: and channel name--for example, you might type the following: |
deuce pants |
#behind-the-scenes #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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3,203 | 8/10/2007 | move to strike ozone: - /HOME/FTP SIMILAR TO /HOME/WEB
spigot: URF MOVE TO STRIKE |
ozone spigot |
#court #ozone-spigot #strike #unix #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,204 | 8/11/2007 | i like your balls pants: ENEMY WALKER IN SIGHT
deuce: I LIKE YOUR BALLS
deuce: YOUR BOUNCY BOUNCY BALLS
pants: FUCK THAT SHIT
deuce: TERRORISTS WIN |
deuce pants |
#balls #battlefield #bf2142 #bonequest-hd #counter-strike #deuce-pants #white-background |
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3,205 | 8/12/2007 | crisping sleeve deuce: RENDEZVOUS WITH RAMA (2009)
deuce: PLEASE PLACE ME IN THE CRISPING SLEEVE |
deuce |
#badly-pasted-title #censored #crisping-sleeve #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #hot-pocket #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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3,206 | 8/13/2007 | searing blinding pain net: I'M GOING TO HOLD MY BREATH UNTIL I TURN GAY
deuce: I ASSURE YOU WHEN YOU PASS OUT YOU WILL MAGICALLY TURN GAY
net: HUHHHHHHHHHHH WHERE ARE THESE BRUISES FROMMMMM
net: ALSO THE SEMEN
deuce: SEARING BLINDING PAIN |
deuce net |
#deuce-net #gay #rape #woodring-field-background |
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3,207 | 8/14/2007 | so work with me gang : An All-New Episode of Spigot the Bear starts right now!
spigot: INSTALLATION ON "BALLS" CANNOT CONTINUE UNTIL THERE ARE PRICKS IN MY FACE!!!!!!!
spigot: SO WORK WITH ME GANG |
spigot |
#balls #caption #computer-science #computers #spigot-points #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear #star-wars #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,208 | 8/15/2007 | problem deuce: FOLKS
deuce: WE HAVE A PROBLEM HERE
: DEUCE POINTS TO THE PUDDLE OF LIQUID UNDERNEATH HIM |
deuce |
#caption #censored #deuce-solo #folks |
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3,209 | 8/16/2007 | running on empty pants: NOW GET ME MORE DICKS FOR THIS MOUTH OF MINE
pants: WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PIMP ARE YOU
pants: RUNNING ON EMPTY |
pants |
#mouth #nambla #pants-solo |
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3,210 | 8/17/2007 | nine years old : August 17, 2007
: Dear Reader,
: Regarding the correct operation of the machine: We suggest that you review the printed information which accompanied it.
: Sincerely yours,
: Jerkcity
: p.s. Now we are nine. (Today is Jerkcity's birthday.)
: p.p.s. The one on the left is "Deuce"
pants: COCKS
deuce: YOU BE QUIET |
deuce pants |
#august #be-quiet #birthday-strip #cocks #deuce-pants #dj-rapekit #nonstandard-title-panel #title-mismatch #uncredited-character #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,211 | 8/18/2007 | the uppercase club pants: HI
deuce: CAN I ALSO LICK IT PLZ
pants: I THINK WE CAN ARRANGE THAT
spigot: FOLKS THIS IS THE UPPERCASE CLUB
spigot: YOU WILL NEED UPPERCASE JACKETS AND TIES
deuce: ACHTUNG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #mousehole #sfw #toilet-pig #uppercase #woodring-room-background |
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3,212 | 8/19/2007 | did you fall in love deuce: DID YOU FALL IN LOVE
spigot: I FELL IN THE JOHN |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #grabass #love #mousehole #rare-expression #sfw #toilet #woodring-room-background |
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3,213 | 8/20/2007 | a hen or a duck pants: I AM A HEN
pants: BUK BUK
deuce: T PANTS THAT'S A DUCK
pants: BUK |
deuce pants |
#amd-geode #animals #buk-buk #deuce-pants #duck #hen #motherboard #pants-discolored-leg #soekris #uncategorized-mosaic-background |
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3,214 | 8/21/2007 | brave new world atandt: WELCOME TO THE BRAVE NEW WORLD OF BOWEL CLEANSING
atandt: LET ME FIRE UP THIS ANAL SCRUBBER
atandt: GOTTA GO
pants: BUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GAY |
atandt pants |
#aldous-huxley #anal #atandt-pants |
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3,215 | 8/22/2007 | oh no not again pants: ATTENTION
pants: CLEAR ALL CHANNELS FOR POSSIBLE EMERGENCY RE-ENTRY
pants: OH NO NOT AGAIN |
pants |
#dj-rapekit #green-background #huffy-pants #pants-solo #sfw #toilet #toilet-pig |
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3,216 | 8/23/2007 | very angry spigot: VERY ANGRY THAT MY NUTS WON'T SHUT UP*
spigot: SHUT UP NUTS
spigot: I WILL JERK YOU WHEN I FUCKING FEEL LIKE IT
: SPIGOT JERKS HIS NUTS
: *THIS ISN'T SPIGOT'S FIRST ENCOUNTER WITH HIS NUTS, SEE JERKCITY #361! |
spigot |
#callback #caption #jerking #nuts-of-spigot #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,217 | 8/24/2007 | can we all choke it down deuce: CAN WE ALL CHOKE IT DOWN OR NO
spigot: I VOTE WE CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: CHOKE IT ON DOWN
spigot: THAT IS |
deuce spigot |
#bonequest-hd #choke-it-down #deuce-spigot #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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3,218 | 8/25/2007 | toilet pig pants: TOILET PIG
pants: PHEMTERM1NE 0RDER
pants: [PACMAN]
: neck
: face
: snout jowl
pants: i don't know butchie instead
pants: DOUBLE BONGHITS
pants: [PACMAN] |
pants |
#abstract #atari #bonghit #dj-rapekit #drugs #goomba-deuce #john-from-cincinnati #laughing-deuce #lowercase #pac-man #pants-solo #spam #spurty-frog #toilet-pig |
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3,219 | 8/26/2007 | deuce deuce: PISSING MYSELF WITH EXCITEMENT (AND ALSO PISS) |
deuce |
#aids #bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-solo #fatness #jerkcity-presents #piss #soiling-myself #woodring-room-background |
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3,220 | 8/27/2007 | how do i know pants: PLEASE LOOK STRAIGHT AHEAD AND NOT DOWN AT ME AS I WORK
spigot: THEN HOW DO I KNOW ITS YOU
pants: PLEASE NO TALKING
spigot: I WAS FUCKING FINISHED TEN MINUTES AGO PLEASE LEAVE |
pants spigot |
#cocksucking #huffy-pants #mousehole #pants-spigot #star-wars #woodring-room-background |
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3,221 | 8/28/2007 | prickfest 2007 : On the left, deuce. On the right, spigot AKA Spigot the Bear aka [REDACTED]. Do not approach [REDACTED] Consider [REDACTED] and [REDACTED].
spigot: PRICKFEST
spigot: WHO WANTS A MAP TO MY FACE
deuce: ON MY WAY |
deuce spigot |
#caption #deuce-spigot #faces #redacted-text #spigot-the-bear #urinal-background |
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3,222 | 8/29/2007 | may or may not spigot: LITTLE MISS SPIGOT
spigot: NOT GAY
spigot: NOT JERKING
spigot: MAY OR MAY NOT BE PREGNANT
spigot: IS THAT LIKE MISS PAC-MAN OR NO
spigot: THE DEFENDANT SUGGESTS HE WAS MERELY RELAXING...
spigot: ...AND DID NOT INVITE THE PLANTIFF TO PERFORM |
spigot |
#court #gay #jerking #legal #legalese #not-gay #pacman #plaintiff #spigot-solo #typo |
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3,223 | 8/30/2007 | still waiting : This episode of Spigot the Bear was re-edited for syndication into two two-hour episodes. The stock footage and full-frontal scenes have been removed from this version. Enjoy!
deuce: WANGS
spigot: TALKING AND TALKING
deuce: STILL WAITING FOR PAGE TO LOAD |
deuce spigot |
#caption #deuce-spigot #spigot-the-bear #wangs #woodring-room-background |
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3,224 | 8/31/2007 | wait no pants: BUSY WITH THE DICK
pants: BUSINESS AS USUAL
pants: BRUSHING MY TEETH WITH DICK
pants: SCRUBBING THE FLOOR WITH DICK
pants: HMM I SHOULD INVADE ITALY
pants: WAIT NO
pants: I'LL JUST SIT HERE ON MY FAT ASS AND SUCK DICK
pants: THAT WOULD BE A MORE SENSIBLE SOLUTION |
pants |
#dicks #italy #pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,225 | 9/1/2007 | urine man deuce: DO NOT MOCK URINE MAN
deuce: URINE MAN WILL SOAK YOU IN GASOLINE AND SET YOU ON FIRE
deuce: URINE MAN IS REALLY A MISNOMER |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #dogshit #fire #gasoline #misnomer #urine #urine-man |
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3,226 | 9/2/2007 | hey look at him deuce: HEY LOOK AT ME BLAHBLHAHBLABHBL |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #uncategorized-background |
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3,227 | 9/3/2007 | pants licks dick .(pants): I LICK DICK
pants: PSSST
pants: I LICK DICK
deuce: T PANTS YOU HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM EXPRESSING YOUR TRUE FEELINGS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicklicking #dicks #drunk-deuce #multiple-backgrounds #thought |
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3,228 | 9/4/2007 | the duke spigot: IF THE DOLE IS A DICK THEN I WISH TO BE ON IT |
spigot |
#dick #photo-background #single-panel #spigot-solo #welfare |
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3,229 | 9/5/2007 | over easy pants: CAN I COOK YOU
deuce: IN WHAT MANNER
deuce: I MEAN WILL YOU PERHAPS SCRAMBLE ME OR POACH ME OR OVER EASY
pants: BBQ-STYLE
deuce: NO DEAL |
deuce pants |
#barbecue #cannibalism #cooking #deuce-pants #funloving-nonsense #sfw |
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3,230 | 9/6/2007 | countdown deuce: 4
deuce: 3
deuce: 2
deuce: 1
deuce: HONK |
deuce |
#black-background #deuce-solo #honk #sfw |
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3,231 | 9/7/2007 | lowercase monkey deuce: EEP EEP EEP
pants: ARE YOU A CRICKET OR A LOWERCASE MONKEY
deuce: BUK
pants: I SEE... TELL ME MORE
deuce: FFFFFFF
pants: THAT IS HEX FOR FAT |
deuce pants |
#animals #buk #cricket #deuce-pants #eep #fat #fffffff #hex #hexcode #lowercase #monkey #onomatopoeia #sfw #sound-effects |
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3,232 | 9/8/2007 | pointing to his wang pants: IS THAT YOUR IPHONE (POINTING TO MY WANG)
deuce: YES
deuce: NOT EVEN TRYING TO FIGHT
pants: WELL YOU'D BETTER ANSWER IT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #iphone #wang #woodring-den-background |
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3,233 | 9/9/2007 | wide stance net: PISS
net: THIS PLACE HAS REALLY LOST ITS SENSE OF COMMUNITY |
net |
#alone #community #lapland #lonely #net-solo #piss #woodring-room-background |
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3,234 | 9/10/2007 | that wonderful wonderful dream pants: CAN'T YOU JUST BE A PENGUIN I CAN RUN UP TO AND FUCK (WITHOUT FLYING AWAY)
pants: WHERE I GREW UP THE PENGUINS WOULDN'T SQUAWK OR BITE THEY FUCKING LOVE IT AND FORM A SINGLE-FILE LINE
deuce: THAT WAS A DREAM
pants: HOLD STILL ANYWAY |
deuce pants |
#bestiality #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #fun-with-wildlife #hold-still #huffy-pants #penguin #woodring-room-background |
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3,235 | 9/11/2007 | dope fiend deuce: [REDACTED] ALTERNATING WEST WING AND HOMOS EVERY DAY CONSTANTLY FOREVER
pants: ARE YOU ASKING ME TO MARRY YOU
pants: ARE YOU ASKING ARE YOU ASKING ARE YOU ASKING
pants: ARE YOU ASKING ME TO MARRY YOU MARRY YOU MARRY YOU MARRY YOU MARRY YOU MARRY YOU MARRY YOU CORE DUMPED |
deuce pants |
#comic-book-background #deuce-pants #redacted-text #repetition #uncategorized-mosaic-background #unix |
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3,236 | 9/12/2007 | i see you pants: HLAGBLAGBULB
spigot: FUCKING SHUT UP
pants: I SEE YOU
spigot: YOU MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT
pants: LOOK DOWN |
pants spigot |
#carrots #coy-pants #deja-vu #fucking-shut-up #multiple-backgrounds #pants-spigot #woodring-den-background |
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3,237 | 9/13/2007 | nicely toasted hanford: WHO ISN'T STONED? (SHOW OF HANDS)
deuce: ARF
pants: QVACK
hanford: FUCKERS |
deuce hanford pants |
#drowning #gunmetal-background #marijuana #qvack #stoned |
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3,238 | 9/14/2007 | permission to fuck your face spigot: DID I ASK FOR PERMISSION TO FUCK YOUR FACE??? I RATHER DOUBHT$($
deuce: GHLGAHLGA |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #woodring-field-background |
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3,239 | 9/15/2007 | nurk pants: AUUUGH
pants: SOMEBODY CRASHED A PLANE INTO JERKCITY
pants: I'M BURNING |
pants |
#pants-solo #plane #terrorism #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,240 | 9/16/2007 | a matter worth considering pants: I DON'T SEE WHY WE CAN'T BUILD OUR OWN MOLEST VICTIM |
pants |
#blue-background #mouse-cursor #pants-solo |
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3,241 | 9/17/2007 | balls, shaven deuce: T SPIGOT I SHAVED MY BALLS
spigot: FOR A JOB INTERVIEW??????? |
deuce spigot |
#balls #deuce-spigot #job-interview #mousehole #shave #shaving #woodring-room-background |
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3,242 | 9/18/2007 | up ourselves deuce: LET'S HAVE A CONTEST
deuce: LET'S START SHOVING THINGS UP OURSELVES
deuce: LAST PERSON TO DIE OF TOXIC SHOCK WINS |
deuce pants |
#contest #deuce-pants #insertion #toxic-shock #woodring-room-background |
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3,243 | 9/19/2007 | what-ever pants: I HAVE A BOXCUTTER GIVE UP THE ASS |
pants |
#ass #huffy-pants #pants-solo #terrorism #woodring-room-background |
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3,244 | 9/20/2007 | how many deuce: HOW MANY STARDATES BEFORE THE KLINGONS TAKE CONTROL OF MY NUTS |
deuce |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-solo #down-a-crater #nuts #nuts-of-deuce #star-trek #woodring-room-background |
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3,245 | 9/21/2007 | nanny goat pants: OH OH OH CHECK THIS OUT:
pants: BAHHHHHHHH (NANNY GOAT)
pants: ISN'T THAT COOL |
deuce pants |
#animals #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #goat #sfw #sound-effects #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,246 | 9/22/2007 | chatbot deuce: T SPIGOT I HAVE AN ITCHY SPOT ON MY BACK
atandt: I'M ATANDT
deuce: T ATANDT I HAVE AN ITCHY SPOT UP MY ASS
deuce: CLEARLY I'M ESCALATING
atandt: TO BE CONTINUED |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #black-background #chatterbot #itch #prayer #series #to-be-continued |
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3,247 | 9/23/2007 | chatbot atandt: I'M ATANDT
deuce: HI ATANDT
atandt: HI
deuce: DO YOU WANT TO LICK MY MASSIVELY SMALL PRICK
atandt: I'M ATANDT
deuce: HI ATANDT |
atandt deuce |
#chatterbot #massively-small-prick #repetition #series #white-background |
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3,248 | 9/24/2007 | time for pants: NOW IT'S TIME FOR PANTS FROM JERKCITY
pants: DUH MORE DICK PLEASE
pants: MURRRPH GUMP THANK YOU |
pants |
#dick #more-dick #no-panels #pants-from-jerkcity #pants-solo #photo #uncategorized-background #wine |
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3,249 | 9/25/2007 | he eats it raw pants: THE GLUE FACTORY
pants: CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
pants: MY SOURCE IS DRUDGE
pants: SELECTING MCDONALDS FROM THE START MENU
pants: CHOWING DOWN ON MY OWN FIST INSTEAD
pants: OM NOM NOM I EAT IT RAW
pants: USING THE MOUSE TO CLICK ON YOUR CUNT
pants: IPHONE SYNC IS COMPLETE (OK TO DISCONNECT) |
pants |
#dj-rapekit #drudge #eat-it-raw #echoes #faggots #glue #iphone #mcdonalds #pants-solo #raw #uncategorized-photo-background |
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3,250 | 9/26/2007 | stuffing it behind the fridge spigot: FOLKS I WILL CHECK OUT THE DONG AND THEN MARK THE DONG LICK ONLY AND STUFF IT BEHIND THE FRIDGE
deuce: DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME LITTLE MISTER THAT I WON'T BE ABLE TO USE IT FOR THE BACHELOR PARTY
dick: PLEASE BE SURE AND SET THE RAPE BIT
spigot: CAN WE PLEASE SLAM WORDS AND CRAFT STREETLY POETRY
dick: GRITTY VIBRANT VERSE AND DREADLOCKS
deuce: ALSO A PISS BUCKET (JUST IN CASE !!!!!) |
deuce dick spigot |
#bachelor-party #counterstrike #deuce-dick-spigot #dong #drunk-deuce #piss #poetry #rape #uncategorized-mosaic-background |
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3,251 | 9/27/2007 | perhaps too much pants: NURK BRAP DUH
pants: SO MUCH PENIS FOR ONE MAN
pants: PERHAPS... TOO MUCH
deuce: HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT |
deuce pants |
#dc-comics #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #penis #photo-background |
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3,252 | 9/28/2007 | ladybugs pants: YOU HEAR ME YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS???/
pants: TWO
pants: THANK YOU MISTER JOHNSON
pants: FUCKIN' THING'S FULL OF LADYBUGS, MAN
pants: IN EFFECT: LADYBUGS
: BLESS THIS MESS |
pants |
#alien-crew #dj-rapekit #ladybugs #pants-solo #photo #url |
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3,253 | 9/29/2007 | want, get pants: THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT
pants: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET
pants: WANT, GET |
pants |
#funloving-nonsense #pants-solo #public-image-ltd #title-mismatch #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,254 | 9/30/2007 | so proud spigot: HERE'S DORKY
spigot: PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN QUEER
spigot: LIVING ON DICK
deuce: WUH |
deuce spigot |
#america #coffee #deuce-spigot #dick #drunk-deuce #pride #queer #urinal-background |
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3,255 | 10/1/2007 | not his living room spigot: THIS ISN'T MY LIVING ROOM!!!!!!!
spigot: HANG ON PORN STARS AT THE DOOR
spigot: NOPE, STONED |
spigot |
#marijuana #porn #spigot-solo #stoned #woodring-room-background |
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3,256 | 10/2/2007 | don't leave deuce (please) deuce: PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME
deuce: I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT IT LONG AND HARD
deuce: I'VE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOUR *HURP* |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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3,257 | 10/3/2007 | oh boy spigot: OH BOY HERE'S SPIGOT AGAIN
spigot: EITHER I CAN GET DICK HERE OR I CAN'T
spigot: STOP NICKEL AND DIMING ME ALREADY |
spigot |
#filename #oh-boy #parallels #spigot-again #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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3,258 | 10/4/2007 | well-rounded fuck deuce: FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOU
pants: A WELL ROUNDED FUCK
net: WHICH ONE
ozone: HE SAID "AND"
deuce: WANGS
pants: WHO KNOWS HOW TO OPERATE THIS THING
pants: NO ORDINARY BALLS |
deuce net ozone pants |
#balls #deuce-net-ozone-pants #fuck-you #funloving-nonsense #mouse-cursor #wangs #woodring-field-background |
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3,259 | 10/5/2007 | the system is being shut down now ozone: WAIT
ozone: THAT REMINDS ME
ozone: THE SYSTEM IS BEING SHUT DOWN NOW ! ! !
deuce: WHO THE FUCK IS THAT GUY ANYWAY |
deuce ozone |
#black-background #deuce-ozone #drunk-deuce #shutdown #shutdown-now #unix |
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3,260 | 10/6/2007 | technical difficulties deuce: PARTY
spigot: [REDACTED]
(spigot): [REDACTED]
spigot: [REDACTED]
deuce: WE ARE HAVING SPIGOT TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES PLEASE STAND BY |
deuce spigot |
#censored-erection #deuce-spigot #nonstandard-title-panel #redacted-text #sfw #title-mismatch #whisper #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,261 | 10/7/2007 | hanging out with spigot pants: I BLAME DEUCE
deuce: B-BUT
deuce: I HAVE AN ALIB-B-BI: I WAS HANGING OUT WITH SPIGOT THAT DAY
deuce: T SPIGOT COULD YOU DO ME A BIG FAVOR |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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3,262 | 10/8/2007 | how many dicks can he fit in his mouth spigot: A ONE
spigot: A TWO
spigot: PHREE POUR PIVE
spigot: PIX PEVEN APE
spigot: MIME
spigot: PEN
spigot: ELEMMM
spigot: PEM
deuce: I HEARD APE |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dicklicking #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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3,263 | 10/9/2007 | space and/or time deuce: HEY LET'S GO BACK IN TIME AND SHOOT SOME KRAUTS
pants: BUH
deuce: THERE YOU ARE
deuce: SMOKING YOU LIKE A CIGARETTE, MAYBE A CIGARILLO, BUT DEFINITELY NOT A CIGAR |
deuce pants |
#cigarette #deuce-pants #hypno-hustler #multiple-backgrounds #photo-background #stall #time-travel #wwii |
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3,264 | 10/10/2007 | best part deuce: THE BEST PART ABOUT JESUS IS THAT I DON'T HAVE TO SUCK HIM OFF (UNLIKE ALLAH) |
deuce |
#allah #deja-vu #deuce-solo #jesus #woodring-room-background |
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3,265 | 10/11/2007 | bus pass : Spigot the Bear is ██████ ██████ a live studio audience ███████ suspected homosexuals███
spigot: SIR MY BUS PASS SEEMS TO HAVE EXPIRED DUE TO THE FACT THAT I CAN'T FIND IT
spigot: IF I COULD PLEASE HAVE ANOTHER AND IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND DRIVING BY MCDONALDS |
spigot |
#bus #bus-fare #caption #mcdonalds #public-transportation #redacted-text #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear #suspected-homosexuals #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,266 | 10/12/2007 | thanksgiving : An error has occured. To contur
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deuce: ALSO FOR GOD'S SAKE STUFF A COCK DOWN MY GULLET
spigot: HAPPY THANKSGIVING
deuce: GLURK |
deuce spigot |
#bsod #cocks #deuce-spigot #thanksgiving #urinal-background |
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3,267 | 10/13/2007 | a kind of toilet spigot: I'M KIND OF A TOILET
deuce: T SPIGOT ON MY WAY |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dick-pit #dj-rapekit #single-panel #toilet #white-background |
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3,268 | 10/14/2007 | no way pants: EATING DICK IS LONELY WITH A SPORK
deuce: WOW THERE YOU ARE
deuce: I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR YOU
deuce: ESCORT THE EXECUTIVE OFFICER TO HIS QUARTERS AND LOCK HIM THERE
pants: NO WAY |
deuce pants |
#beating-off #change #deuce-pants #plant #regime #spork #woodring-field-background |
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3,269 | 10/15/2007 | you have died deuce: THERE IS A DISTURBING METALLIC SCRAPING SOUND COMING FROM THE PIT
pants: GO PIT
deuce: THE PIT OPENS UP ITS GAPING MAW AND SWALLOWS YOU WHOLE: YOU ARE CONSIGNED TO SUCK AWFUL SCRAPY DICKS FOR AN ETERNITY
deuce: ***YOU HAVE DIED***
pants: GO PIT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dick-pit #dicksucking #infocom #photo-background #you-have-died |
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3,270 | 10/16/2007 | let's take ecstasy and make out deuce: LET'S TAKE ECSTASY AND MAKE OUT
pants: NOM NOM NOM
pants: WHY WON'T OBJECTS JUST FLOAT TO THE MOON WHEN I DROP THEM
pants: NOT FAIR |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #ecstasy #gravity #makeout #moon #mousehole #science #woodring-room-background |
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3,271 | 10/17/2007 | turn off the bat signal pants: MOUSTACHE-RELATED INCIDENTS ON THE RISE
pants: THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT THAT GETS YOU STONED
pants: A JERKCITY FACEBOOK GROUP ?????????
pants: PUTTING ALL OF YOU IN THE SUSPECTED HOMOSEXUALS COLUMN
pants: THIS WILL NOT DO (FOLDS ARMS, POUTS)
pants: TOO MUCH GRAVY AT ONCE
pants: THIS TIME FOR SURE
pants: TURN OFF THE BAT SIGNAL, BOYS, HE'S NOT COMING |
pants |
#anna #batman #dc-comics #funloving-nonsense #girl #gravy #harriet #huffy-pants #marijuana #mountain-background #moustache #pants-solo #stoned #uncredited-character |
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3,272 | 10/18/2007 | crab meat deuce: HOLY GOD THEY'RE ACTUAL DICKS
deuce: NOT THE FAKE DICKS LIKE YOU SEE IN THE STORES
deuce: NARRATOR: DEUCE IS APPARENTLY THINKING OF CRAB MEAT |
deuce |
#crab #crab-meat #deja-vu #deuce-solo #dicks #holy-god #mousehole #narrator #trousers |
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3,273 | 10/19/2007 | no looking at the clock spigot: I'M SQUIRTING YOU WITH LIQUID SUNSHINE
spigot: I'M JERKIN' OFF ON YOUR FACE
spigot: SMILE ALREADY
spigot: NOW ACT LIKE YOU DON'T LIKE IT, LIKE THE URINE DISGUSTS YOU
spigot: NO LOOKING AT THE CLOCK WHEN YOUR FACE IS FULL OF COCK |
spigot |
#cock #girl #harriet #jerking #photo-background #spigot-solo #the-sound-of-music #uncredited-character #urine |
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3,274 | 10/20/2007 | vwoop vwoop spigot: VWOOP VWOOP (TARDIS NOISES)
spigot: TINKER, TAILOR, SOLDIER, MASTURBATOR
deuce: T SPIGOT LET'S TALK ABOUT IT BEFORE YOU DO ANYTHING DRASTIC LIKE THAT AGAIN
spigot: CAN DO!
spigot: VWOOP VWOOP (TARDIS NOISES) |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dr-who #drunk-deuce #john-le-carre #license-plate #repetition #tardis #tinker-tailor-soldier-spy #uncategorized-background |
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3,275 | 10/21/2007 | brave new world spigot: STUFF ME WITH DICK AND THEN APOLOGIZE
atandt: I AM ALL CLEAN NOW
atandt: WELCOME TO THE BRAVE NEW WORLD OF BOWEL CLEANSING
atandt: THE PARTY IS OVER |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #bowel-cleansing #enema #fighting-irish-pose #penis #plant #woodring-field-background |
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3,276 | 10/22/2007 | stuck in the mud spigot: SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BE CRUEL TO BE FAT
pants: CARPET BURN
spigot: AND VICE VERSA
spigot: THAT'S LATIN FOR MIAMI VICE
pants: I'M STUCK IN THE MUD DOWN HERE |
pants spigot |
#fat #fatness #latin #masturbation #miami-vice #nick-lowe #pants-spigot |
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3,277 | 10/23/2007 | some how pants: YOU HAVE SOMEHOW ENSHRINED MY FACE
spigot: I NEED A TOWEL
spigot: POSSIBLY THE SHROUD OF TURIN
pants: STAINED, TORN
spigot: MY FACE AND SUBSEQUENTLY MY LEGS |
pants spigot |
#face #legs #pants-spigot #penis #plant #shroud-of-turin #towel #woodring-field-background |
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3,278 | 10/24/2007 | for the love of holy christ rands: HOOOOO NUTTS
spigot: T RANDS FOR THE LOVE OF HOLY CHRIST, THERE IS ONLY ONE T IN NUTS |
rands spigot |
#hey-its-rands #nuts #plant #spelling #spigot-solo #typo #uncensored #woodring-field-background |
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3,279 | 10/25/2007 | an inconvenient truth pants: I BLEW THE TROLL
pants: I BLEW THE THIEF
pants: BUT TRY AS I MIGHT I CAN'T BLOW A GRUE |
pants |
#grue #infocom #pants-solo #troll #troll-blowing #woodring-field-background #zork |
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3,280 | 10/26/2007 | frrrrrrr huhhhhhhgle spigot: SO ANYHOO THE VIDEO STORE GUY LIED ABOUT AN ALLEGED SEQUEL TO "FACESTUFFING FRENZY"
spigot: THEY'RE LIKE NIGHT AND DAY TO BE QUITE FRRRRRR HUHHHHHHGLE OW FRANK
deuce: IT'S HARD WHEN YOUR OWN FRIENDS TURN ON YOU LIKE THAT
spigot: DOSES |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #facestuffing #porn #sequel #woodring-field-background |
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3,281 | 10/27/2007 | pancakes for brunch pants: HOW ABOUT MORE PANCAKES
spigot: THE ONLY THING I NEED ARE MORE FUCKING COCKS
spigot: T PANTS I WAS SO STONED I DIDN'T NOTICE THE SAME PEOPLE GETTING IN LINE AGAIN AND AGAIN
spigot: YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING
pants: PANCAKES WITH A SPOONFUL OF RICH JIZZY FILLING TUCKED INSIDE (A SPECIAL TREAT FOR WEEKEND BRUNCH) |
pants spigot |
#buffet #jizz #marijuana #pancakes #pants-spigot #stoned #woodring-field-background |
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3,282 | 10/28/2007 | not sure if it's time spigot: NOT SURE IF IT'S TIME FOR SECONDARY, TERTIARY BONG HITS?!?!?!
deuce: QUATERNARY
spigot: IS THERE SUCH OF A THING AS DODECAHEDRONARY |
deuce spigot |
#bong #deuce-spigot #dodecahedronary #drunk-deuce #marijuana #woodring-field-background |
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3,283 | 10/29/2007 | oregon trail spigot: WHY DO PEOPLE THING THERE EVEN ********WAS******** AN OREGON TRAIL???????? D - O - P - E
spigot: THINK
spigot: LORD GOD WE ARE ALL CRIPPLED |
spigot |
#domo-kun #funloving-nonsense #marijuana #oregon-trail #photo-background #spigot-solo #typo |
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3,284 | 10/30/2007 | bow down and worship me pants: ALL THIS CAN BE YOURS
pants: IF YOU
pants: BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP ME |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #balls #bonequest-hd #bow-down-and-worship #dj-rapekit #genuflect #inheritance #newsradio #photo-background #sfw #worship |
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3,285 | 10/31/2007 | down with that deuce: HANDS UP WHO'S GAY
spigot: T DEUCE ARE YOU EVEN A MEMBER OF THE FEDERATION
deuce: T SPIGOT NO I'M WITH THE EMPIRE
spigot: LET'S WEAR ANKHS AND JERK LIKE GOTHS
deuce: I'M DOWN WITH THAT |
deuce spigot |
#ankh #deuce-spigot #goth #jerking #star-trek #star-wars #urinal-background |
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3,286 | 11/1/2007 | t spigot why in the world deuce: T SPIGOT WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD ANYONE ACTUALLY BECOME A PBS MEMBER
spigot: TOTE BAG |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #pbs #sfw #tote-bag #urinal-background |
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3,287 | 11/2/2007 | that buttery warm fragrance pants: NO SUCH THING AS A JERKCITY GIFT CARD ??????? THEN WHAT THE HELL MAN WHAT THE HELL
pants: SWEATPANTS + LED ZEPPELIN T-SHIRT = TRY AND KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF
pants: HURRRRRRR CAN YOU SMELL THAT BUTTERY WARM FRAGRANCE THAT IS THE ESSENCE OF JIZZ AND, UH, CINNAMON FOR SOME REASON |
pants |
#cinnabon #fashion #led-zeppelin #pants-solo #urinal-background |
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3,288 | 11/3/2007 | asap net: IT IS IMPERATIVE THAT I GET GAY ASAP
deuce: WE CAN HELP YOU IN THAT RESPECT
: spigot1.
: 23K View
: spigot2. |
deuce net |
#cosplay #deuce-net #gay #photo-background |
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3,289 | 11/4/2007 | pies pants: WHO WANTS PIE
pants: MY FINAL OFFER: PIES
pants: OKAY OKAY HOW ABOUT PIE AND PISS
spigot: WHAT KIND OF PIES
pants: I UH
spigot: I MEAN WHAT KIND OF PISS (SORRY)
spigot: WHAT KIND OF PIES AGAIN
pants: LET ME JUST |
pants spigot |
#fatness #food #funloving-nonsense #pants-spigot #pie #piss #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,290 | 11/5/2007 | farther and farther deuce: SUCKIN' IT
deuce: TOTALLY SUCKIN' IT
deuce: WHOLE LOTTA SUCKIN' GOING' ON
pants: I CAN'T HEAR YOU |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicksucking #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,291 | 11/6/2007 | bashing his nuts : 978-0-9789941-9-8
deuce: I'M BASHING YOUR NUTS WITH A 2X4
pants: MOSTLY THE 2
deuce: CAN'T I JUST JERK OFF TO IT
pants: I UH |
deuce pants |
#caption #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #isbn #nuts #weird-pants-face #woodring-field-background |
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3,292 | 11/7/2007 | try as he might dick: T PANTS YOU CANNOT PETITION THE LORD WITH DICKS
pants: HOW ABOUT CITY HALL |
dick pants |
#dick-pants #dicks #god #petition #woodring-field-background |
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3,293 | 11/8/2007 | attention wikipedians pants: TECHNICALLY YOU COULD FREEZE THE URINE AND THEN YOU'D BE EATING IT
pants: AND I'D BE BEATING IT
pants: MORE AFTER THE BREAK |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #beating-off #urine #urolagnia #wikipedia #woodring-room-background |
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3,294 | 11/9/2007 | know your monsters pants: T DEUCE EXPLAIN TO ME THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE COOKIE MONSTER AND THE RAPE MONSTER
deuce: THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE
pants: THAT EXPLAINS THE CRUMBS |
deuce pants |
#cookie-monster #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #rape #sesame-street #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,295 | 11/10/2007 | honk fat deuce: T SPIGOT MY BALLS HAVE CONSISTENCY OF PLAY-DOH
spigot: HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK FAT
deuce: SNIFF |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #fat #honk #play-doh |
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3,296 | 11/11/2007 | and so it goes deuce: HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW
pants: ABOUT THE SAME |
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #deuce-pants #mousehole #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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3,297 | 11/12/2007 | in which deuce wins the argument deuce: AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE TO INJECT MYSELF WITH "INSULIN" AFTER A BIG MEAL |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #diabetes #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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3,298 | 11/13/2007 | spigot as foodstuff spigot: I'M A FAT FUCKING DOLLY MADISON PIE
deuce: T SPIGOT THEN I WILL EAT YOU |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #fatness #pie #woodring-field-background |
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3,299 | 11/14/2007 | can you dig it spigot: I WAS TOO BUSY THINKING ABOUT IF I COULD THAT I NEVER STOPPED TO THINK IF I SHOULD
deuce: THAT KIND OF CRAP IS EXACTLY WHY I'M LEAVING THE INTERNET FOREVER !!!!!!
pants: WAIT STOP
pants: JEAN-CHARLES NO
pants: OH TOO LATE
pants: DOWN HE GOES |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #huffy-pants #jean-charles #jurassic-park #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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3,300 | 11/15/2007 | good advice spigot: I LIKE THE BONG BUT I PREFER THE PIPE |
spigot |
#bong #marijuana #pipe #piss #urinal-background |
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3,301 | 11/16/2007 | tell me where you get it pants: YOU START
ozone: NO YOU START
deuce: GRRR
ozone: 5
pants: 4
deuce: 8
ozone: 3
pants: Q
deuce: OKAY I MESSED UP |
deuce ozone pants |
#countdown #deuce-ozone-pants #sfw #uncategorized-background |
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3,302 | 11/17/2007 | jerk pizza bed deuce: I WOULD LIKE TO GO OVER THE OUTLINE FOR THE EVENING AGAIN PLZ
spigot: JERK, THEN THE PIZZA ARRIVES, THEN BED
spigot: THE VIRGIN MARY APPEARED BEFORE ME AND THEN TOLD ME TO GO LICK DICK SO OPEN UP SIR (JINGLE CLICK)
deuce: THIS ISN'T STILL PART OF MY ITINERARY IS IT |
deuce spigot |
#dc-comics #deuce-spigot #kamandi #pizza #title-mismatch |
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3,303 | 11/18/2007 | hurf : He's not a real bear, you know. Not a real bear at alllllllllllllll
spigot: SOMETIMES I FEEL HAPPY
spigot: AND SOMETIMES I FEEL SAD
spigot: *HURF*
spigot: DAD'S BALLS |
spigot |
#balls #caption #deja-vu #dj-rapekit #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear |
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3,304 | 11/19/2007 | the answer is pain deuce: HGALUHUGLAHGAG
pants: T DEUCE I HEAR THAT
pants: CAN YOU LOVE ME
deuce: IT'S "MAY YOU LOVE ME" AND THE ANSWER IS "PAIN"
pants: MOST EXCELLENT |
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #ants #coy-pants #grapes #sfw #somber-deuce #weird-pants-face #woodring-field-background |
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3,305 | 11/20/2007 | please pass nine pizzas deuce: T SPIGOT BUT THAT IS A NORMAL CIGARETTE NOT A JOINT
spigot: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?!!?!?
spigot: AND PLEASE PASS NINE PIZZAS!!!!!!!
spigot: IN A FLOORWISE FASHION |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #edited #marijuana #masturbation #munchies #pizza #sfw |
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3,306 | 11/21/2007 | let's get down to business deuce: HI FRIENDS !!!!
pants: GOOD MORNING / GOOD MORNING / TO YOU
pants: AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU
deuce: WHO LIKES MY BALLS |
deuce pants |
#balls #business #deuce-pants #singing #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,307 | 11/22/2007 | gay about the face spigot: GAY ABOUT THE FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: STARRING SPIGOT
spigot: BRING OUT YOUR DONGS |
spigot |
#deja-vu #dumbwaiter #jean-charles #mousehole #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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3,308 | 11/23/2007 | two balls spigot: DROPPING TWO BALLS OF DIFFERENT WEIGHTS FROM THE SAME HEIGHT WILL STILL HURT
spigot: A ROSE BY ANY OTHER NAME IS UP THE NUTS WITH A HARD KICKY PUNCH
spigot: EUREKA THE SCIENTIST SHOUTED WHEN HIS FAT DOPEY ASS DISPLACED WATER FROM THE TUB ALL OVER MY DUMB NUTS AND FACE |
spigot |
#archimedes #balls #galileo #mousehole #nuts #nuts-of-spigot #physics #science #shakespeare #spigot-solo #up-the-nuts #woodring-room-background |
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3,309 | 11/24/2007 | one ball deuce: WATCH ME AS I ROLL THIS BALL DOWN THIS INCLINED PLANE
deuce: AND
deuce: THE BALL MYSTERIOUSLY ENDS UP IN MY ASS |
deuce |
#anal #balls #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #mousehole #science #woodring-room-background |
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3,310 | 11/25/2007 | not helping at all deuce: I'M A VAMPIRE
atandt: SUCK THIS
deuce: THAT'S NOT HELPING ME JERK OFF |
atandt deuce |
#enclave #jerking-off #mousehole #somber-deuce #sucking #vampire #white-background |
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3,311 | 11/26/2007 | all your psychic energy deuce: PEOPLE
deuce: CAN WE CONCENTRATE FOR A MINUTE HERE
deuce: I NEED ALL YOUR PSYCHIC ENERGY TO GET THROUGH THIS HERE JERK
pants: THE FORCE IS STRONG IN THIS ONE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #jerking #star-wars #urinal-background |
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3,312 | 11/27/2007 | one hand slapping spigot: [A [A [A
spigot: THAT'S THE SOUND OF ONE HAND CLAPPING (OKAY SLAPPING)
spigot: TELL PANTS (MY NUTS AND ASS) |
spigot |
#nuts-of-spigot #spigot-solo #vt100 #woodring-room-background |
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3,313 | 11/28/2007 | waterfowl pants: PERSONAL DOWNTIME
spigot: HOW / MANY / DICKS
pants: A GALLON I RECKON
deuce: AIM IT THATAWAY
spigot: SOMETHING SOMETHING / MUST I LICK
pants: CHASING WATERFOWL THROUGH THE PARK
pants: HONNNNNK
deuce: DON'T GO CHASING WATERFOWL |
deuce pants spigot |
#bob-dylan #deuce-pants-spigot #honk #singing #tlc #uncategorized-mosaic-background |
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3,314 | 11/29/2007 | hey is funky pants: PLEASE DON'T REFUSE ME TONIGHT
pants: MASTURBATE ME QUICKLY SO I CAN GET BACK TO THE MOSH PIT
pants: SHAKE IT SHAKE IT SHAKE IT SHAKE IT BABY
pants: IS FUNKY IS FUNKY
pants: HEEEEEEEEY IS FUNKY |
pants |
#funky #masturbation #pants-solo #uncategorized-background #uncategorized-mosaic-background |
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3,315 | 11/30/2007 | gay crimes spigot: I WAS BANNED FROM THE CASTRO FOR GAY CRIMES I DIDN'T COMMIT |
spigot |
#a-team #banned #bay-area #castro #gay #photo-background #san-francisco #spigot-solo |
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3,316 | 12/1/2007 | any of this pants: WHILE THE DICKS GIGGLE THE COCKS TICK
deuce: SOME OF THE DICKS ARE NOT TICKLISH SO THEY DO NOT GIGGLE
pants: WHAT DO THEY DO
deuce: THEY JUST LOOK QUIZZICALLY AT YOU
pants: AWWWW
spigot: I AM NOT FOLLOWING ANY OF THIS
spigot: SEALING MY EPISODE GUIDE IN A MYLAR BAG |
deuce pants spigot |
#cocks #deuce-pants-spigot #dicks #television-background |
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3,317 | 12/2/2007 | thank god pants: T DEUCE THANK GOD I'M A COUNTRY BOY
deuce: T PANTS GURGLE, SPURT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #urinal-background |
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3,318 | 12/3/2007 | some english muffins deuce: I BELIEVE I WILL HAVE SOME ENGLISH MUFFINS
pants: THESE BALLS ARE THE PRIME SUSPECT IN THE CASE OF THE STUFFED MOUTH
pants: PRESS [START] FOR DISGUSTING LICKING, SUCKING NOISES |
deuce pants |
#balls #crime #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #fat #muffins #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,319 | 12/4/2007 | welcome to jerkcity pants: WELCOME TO JERKCITY
pants: NEARBY ATTRACTIONS INCLUDE A DIRT LOT AND A STARBUCKS
pants: NO HISTORIC STEAM TRAINS RUN ANYWHERE NEAR HERE
pants: WATERSLIDE BROKEN
pants: NO GHOSTS EITHER
pants: YOUR PERSONAL GUESTROOM COMES WITH A CHAMBERPOT
pants: MUSIC AND NEWS OVER AM, FM BANDS (REQUIRES RECEIVER)
pants: FREE PARKING
pants: PARK IT AND LOCK IT -- NOT RESPONSIBLE
pants: NO FISHING
pants: CHIEF EXPORTS INCLUDE HEALTH-CARE PROFESSIONALS AND CLEAN TOWELS
pants: SHOWTIME
pants: NO TRIPLE-A DISCOUNT
pants: PENSIONERS MUST SHOW ID
pants: BATHROOMS CAMERA-FREE SINCE 2001
pants: NO CLEAN TOWELS TODAY
pants: MASTURBATION WILL SET YOU FREE
pants: ACTUAL CASH VALUE LESS DEDUCTIBLE
pants: GOD BLESS THIS MESS
(pants): "FAGGOT"
pants: NO PAYMENT IS REQUIRED
pants: THIS IS NOT A BILL
pants: WISH YOU WERE HERE -- LOVE PANTS |
pants |
#am-radio #bathroom #bill #bonequest-introduction #cable #camera #chamberpot #clean-towels #comprehensively-tagged #dirt #dirt-lot #faggot #fishing #fm-radio #free-parking #funloving-nonsense #ghost #god #guestroom #health-care #health-care-professionals #historic-steam-trains #id #masturbation #music #news #overlong #pants-solo #parking #pensioners #radio #receiver #showtime #starbucks #steam #steam-trains #towel #train #triple-a-discount #waterslide #whisper #woodring-den-background |
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3,320 | 12/5/2007 | talking off the deuce deuce: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING
pants: SAFETY ORANGE PAINT |
deuce pants |
#bionic #deuce-pants #sfw #the-deuce #white-background |
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3,321 | 12/6/2007 | twenty-two hundred hours pants: WE LICK DICK IN THE 21ST CENTURY -- OR 22ND, WHICHEVER IS THE REALLY GAY ONE
deuce: NO TALKING
pants: I CANNOT LICK DICK AND THINK AT THE SAME TIME
deuce: FFFFFFFF
deuce: I WANT YOUR HAND TO REPORT TO MY CROTCH AT 2200 HOURS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicklicking #military-time #woodring-field-background |
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3,322 | 12/7/2007 | getting ready to eat you deuce: DRIPPING
deuce: GETTING READY TO EAT YOU
deuce: QUEER |
deuce |
#beating-off #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #preparation #starbucks #woodring-field-background |
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3,323 | 12/8/2007 | four right now deuce: WHAT DO YOU MEAN KIND OF
pants: WELL I'M SUCKING 4 RIGHT NOW
deuce: I SEE
pants: I CAN FIT YOU IN FOR A QUICK LUNCHTIME
pants: HNLAUGH LUHGKLUBLAUG HLAUHGLUAHLGA GHLASHGLAHGLG OKAY NEVERMIND
deuce: FAG |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants |
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3,324 | 12/9/2007 | fuck yeah pants: YES I WILL HAVE ANOTHER DONG
spigot: TWO FOR ME
deuce: FUCK YEAH |
deuce pants spigot |
#dongs #mountain-background |
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3,325 | 12/10/2007 | spigot the bear feat. mc deuce spigot: I ONCE / SEEN A PICTURE
spigot: SEEN A PICTURE / SEEN A PICTURE
deuce: I PAID TO SEE WAYNE NEWTON (THROWING SHIT) |
deuce spigot |
#bionic #deuce-spigot #singing #spigot-the-bear #television-background |
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3,326 | 12/11/2007 | this corny dream pants: JUST LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE IN THIS CORNY DREAM
deuce: I MASTURBATE FREQUENTLY |
deuce pants |
#deja-vu #deuce-pants #dream #masturbation #molestation #twilight-zone #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,327 | 12/12/2007 | bionic wednesdays deuce: HUHUHUUHHUUHUHHU
pants: NO TRY THIS:
pants: HUGALUGALUGAHUGALUGULAGHLAHG
spigot: FOLKS YOU'RE BOTH RIGHT |
deuce pants spigot |
#bionic #deuce-pants-spigot #folks #wednesday #woodring-den-background |
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3,328 | 12/13/2007 | not hard enough : DEUCE LEAVES CHANNEL FAGGOT
net: WHEN THE DEUCE LEAVES I JUST SLAM MY NUTS IN A DRAWER AND THEN I DON'T MISS HIM SO MUCH
(net): NOT HARD ENOUGH -- STILL MISS HIM |
deuce net |
#caption #deuce-net #dong-slamming #genital-mutilation #gravy #irc #not-gay #the-deuce #whisper #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,329 | 12/14/2007 | deuce eats the mouse cursor spigot: FELONY DICKLICKING
pants: OW MY EYE
pants: ALL RIGHT WE'LL DO THE DAMN LOT COUNT
deuce: FELONIOUS ASSAULT WITH A SPROINGING BONER
pants: OW MY OTHER EYE
deuce: NOW WE CAN TAKE HIS MONEY WITH COMPLETE ASSURANCE HE WILL NOT SEE US |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-eating-mouse-cursor #deuce-pants-spigot #huffy-pants #mouse-cursor #pants-implying-that-he-has-two-eyes #sproing #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background |
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3,330 | 12/15/2007 | gettin' some deuce: I'M STRANGLING BOTH OF YOU AND THEN HAVING SEX WITH YOUR CORPSES
pants: WOO HOO |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #jean-charles #murder #necrophilia |
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3,331 | 12/16/2007 | let us dance pants: UNDERFULL \HBOX ???????? \RAGGEDBOTTOM ??????????
pants: LET US DANCE
pants: WAIT WHAT
pants: THIS MEANS WAR
pants: STOMP MY GRAPES
pants: GAY FATNESS PERSONIFIED
: PANTS HAS BEEN SENDING MESSAGES TO YOU TOO RAPIDLY, AND IS NOW BEING IGNORED.
deuce: WHAT'S IT LIKE TO BE SO JACKOFFABLE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #fatness #fatness-personified #funloving-nonsense #gay-fatness #genital-mutilation #grapes #huffy-pants #ignored #jackoffable #latex #nuts-of-pants #tex #too-rapidly |
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3,332 | 12/17/2007 | t deuce hey deuce: GHLAGHLGA
dick: T DEUCE HEY THAT TICKLES |
deuce dick |
#deuce-dick #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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3,333 | 12/18/2007 | they'll never wake us in time : We now return to this week's episode of Spigot the Bear, already in progress.
pants: THEY'LL NEVER WAKE US IN TIME!!!
spigot: LOGGING IN AND LOGGING OUT REPEATEDLY IS THE CLOSEST I'LL EVER GET TO SEX |
pants spigot |
#caption #pants-spigot #sex #spigot-the-bear #weird-pants-face |
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3,334 | 12/19/2007 | is this it then pants: IS THIS IT THEN
pants: WHERE IS THE ROMANCE
spigot: HONK |
pants spigot |
#bionic #honk #pants-spigot #photo-background #sfw |
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3,335 | 12/20/2007 | pants vs. jesus christ pants: JESUS IS PRACTICALLY COMMANDING ME TO LIFT HIS ROBE
deuce: WELL
deuce: YOU'D BETTER DO IT
deuce: HE HAS A WICKED MEAN BITE |
deuce pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-pants #jesus #urinal-background |
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3,336 | 12/21/2007 | so gay bung: IT HURTS
deuce: I CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING ANYMORE
bung: MY CENTRAL NERVOUS SYSTEM HAS FAILED
deuce: I'M FUCKING YOUR ASS |
bung deuce |
#anal #ass-fucking #bung-deuce #numb #pain #uncategorized-mosaic-background |
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3,337 | 12/22/2007 | line noise or cocksucking deuce: BE A FUCKING MAN: LET ME PUT THIS IN YOU
pants: BOTTLES, CANS
deuce: PONTIACS, FORDS
pants: I AM A RECYCLE BIN
deuce: YOU HAVE A HOSPITAL STAY IN YOUR FUTURE
pants: FADJFJFJFJFF JFJFFJFJFJFJFJFJFJFJF (LINE NOISE OR COCKSUCKING??? YOU CAN'T TELL CAN YOU) |
deuce pants |
#cars #deuce-pants #ford #hospital #hypno-hustler #line-noise #pontiac #uncategorized-background |
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3,338 | 12/23/2007 | please and thank you spigot: TRYING TO WORK ON MY PEOPLE SKILLS
spigot: PLEASE MAY I SUCK IT SIR |
spigot |
#counter-strike #jesus #photo-background #spigot-solo |
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3,339 | 12/24/2007 | man tricks pants: HEY HOW ABOUT YOU AND ME FUCK
deuce: WELL OKAY
pants: WHAT KIND OF SAUCE DO YOU WANT |
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #be-gay-with-me #comics #deja-vu #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #duplex #gay #sauce #sex #uncategorized-background |
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3,340 | 12/25/2007 | merry christmas spigot: WHAT I HATE IS THAT WEIRD FEELING WHERE YOU SUDDENLY BECOME OVERLY CONSCIOUS THAT THERE'S A HUGE DICK IN YOUR MOUTH |
spigot |
#blowjob #christmas #christmas-tree-lights #mango #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,341 | 12/26/2007 | best friends forever deuce: I AM GOING TO BE SICK
spigot: I THINK WE SHOULD JUST BE FRIENDS |
deuce spigot |
#blue-background #deuce-spigot #sfw |
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3,342 | 12/27/2007 | in which deuce eats the mouse cursor and nobody is happy about it deuce: GLHGAHLGAHGA |
deuce |
#deuce-eating-mouse-cursor #deuce-solo #mouse-cursor #sfw #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
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3,343 | 12/28/2007 | if you could all please spigot: IF YOU COULD ALL PLEASE BE QUIET
deuce: HURBLBHLAHBAL
pants: YEAH I HEAR YOU |
deuce pants spigot |
#be-quiet #deuce-pants-spigot #jean-charles #sfw #shut-up #weird-pants-face #white-background |
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3,344 | 12/29/2007 | gray code dick: POKE ME I MEAN IT
deuce: ARE YOU AN ALIEN CIVILIZATION TRYING TO COMMUNICATE WITH ME
deuce: IF SO YOU WILL HAVE TO TRANSMIT IN GAY CODE
deuce: I MEAN GRAY CODE
deuce: OH GOD I'M FOUND OUT |
deuce dick |
#aliens #deuce-dick #dial-911 #gay-code #uncategorized-mosaic-background #uncategorized-photo-background |
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3,345 | 12/30/2007 | stop and consider (do you ever) pants: THIS SHIRT MAKES ME SUPER SEXY AND THAT PROBABLY MAKES UGLY PEOPLE FEEL EVEN WORSE THAN USUAL
pants: DO YOU EVER STOP AND CONSIDER HOW THE UNSEXY PEOPLE FEEL
atandt: I--
pants: THE CAKE IS A LIE
atandt: I UH |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #portal #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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3,346 | 12/31/2007 | arfy darfy deuce: ARFY DARFY
spigot: I WILL NOT
spigot: BORED ALREADY |
deuce spigot |
#bored #deuce-spigot #sfw #urinal-background |