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BoneQuest No. 3109

"come to terms with your crinkly dick (you need to)"
MAY 8TH 2007

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deuce: WE'RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE NOW THAT YOU CALLED MY DICK "CRINKLY"
pants: I THINK YOU NEED TO COME TO TERMS WITH YOUR CRINKLY DICK
deuce: THAT IS JUST SO UNACCEPTABLE I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN
pants: JUST TUCK IT BETWEEN YOUR LEGS
deuce: I CAN BUT ONLY WHEN EXTREMELY FLACCID
pants: RIGHT, WHEN IT'S HARD THERE'S NO CHANCE THAT'LL HAPPEN
pants: EXCEPT WITH A HAMMER
deuce: RIGHT
pants: OR CHOMPY TEETH
deuce: A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN