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BoneQuest No. 3049

"so very very fuckable"
MARCH 9TH 2007

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pants: (BOOMING GOD VOICE) THOU SHALT NOT WORSHIP FALSE IDOLS (ESPECIALLY GREEN MUPPETS)
deuce: BUT KERMIT IS SO FUCKABLE
pants: JUST DON'T WORSHIP THEM (BOOMING HEARD THROUGHOUT THE LAND)
deuce: BY FUCKABLE I MEAN YOU CAN REALLY SLIDE IT IN AND THE FABRIC WILL TEAR AND THERE'S NOT MUCH HE CAN DO ABOUT IT
pants: YUP (STILL GOD VOICE)