BONEQUEST

EPISODES: 2003

No. Date   Title / Dialog Players Tags
1,555 1/1/2003 and a large prick
deuce: UBUBUBUBUB spigot: IS THIS MCDONALDS deuce: IN A WORD YES spigot: I'LL HAVE A JIZZY MCSPURT AND A LARGE PRICK deuce: THAT'S BURGER KING
deuce
spigot
#burger-king
#deuce-spigot
#jizz
#mcdonalds
#pricks
1,556 1/2/2003 to hack or to phrack
spigot: SO SHOULD I HACK TODAY OR JUST PHREAK deuce: ANYBODY HAVE ANY DONUTS spigot: WATCH OUT EVERYONE!!!!!!! HACKER ON THE LOOSE!!!!!!!!!! spigot: DIR spigot: LIST spigot: INIT HELLO spigot: TELNET spigot: ATDT spigot: LITTLE HELP deuce: SERIOUSLY DONUTS
deuce
spigot
#apple-ii
#deuce-spigot
#donuts
#hacking
#mousehole
#phrack
#phreaking
#rhyming
#telnet
#unix
#woodring-room-background
1,557 1/3/2003 pathetic little prick
ozone: LSD net: PISS BOMBS deuce: MY PATHETIC LITTLE PRICK deuce: IT'S A CARCINOGEN pants: ALL THIS WEEK ON A&E
deuce
net
ozone
pants
#a-and-e
#bomb
#carcinogen
#deuce-net-ozone-pants
#lsd
#mousehole
#piss
#piss-bombs
#pricks
#television
#woodring-room-background
1,558 1/4/2003 big train
spigot: CHOO CHOO spigot: WHO COULD THAT BIG TRAIN BE???? spigot: IT'S ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: CLANG CLANG CLANG CLURF CLURF CLURF CLONK BONK OW spigot: DERAILED
spigot
#derailmemt
#physical-comedy
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#train
#woodring-stairs-background
1,559 1/5/2003 queer picnic areas
spigot: I'VE TAKEN THE LIBERTY OF TURNING OUR HOUSE INTO A QUARRANTINE (I COULD DO THE SAME FOR YOU ONLY IT WOULD BE A QUEERANTINE) spigot: WANTED: ONE FAT STUPID ROOMMATE NEEDED FOR 6-ROOM SF FLAT CLOSE TO QUEER PICNIC AREAS AND VIEW OF MY BALLS spigot: WELL BACK TO BED UNTIL I CAN REMEMBER WHICH BUS TAKES ME TO WORK
spigot
#balls
#bay-area
#bus
#covid-19
#quarrantine
#queerantine
#san-francisco
#typo
#woodring-field-background
1,560 1/6/2003 mccartney lennon pants
pants: WHAT pants: DO YOU GET pants: WHEN YOU SUCK A DICK pants: YOU GET JIZZ ON YOUR FACE pants: AND SOMETIMES YOUR LAPEL
pants
#beatles
#facial
#jizz
#pants-solo
#singing
#woodring-stairs-background
1,561 1/7/2003 do not drink the bongwater
spigot: BLUH: PROTEIN.JPG spigot: SHE'S PERFORMING SOME SORT OF PHOTOSYNTHESIS spigot: CLEAN THE FUCKING LINT TRAPS WHILE YOU'RE DOWN THERE LADY
spigot
#bluh
#filename
#laundry
#lint
#photosynthesis
#porn
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
1,562 1/8/2003 no halloween this year
deuce: MY .45 ACP SAYS THAT YOU WILL NEITHER "TRICK" NOR "TREAT" pants: PERHAPS "WET" AND "FLEE"
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#gun
#halloween
#woodring-stairs-background
1,563 1/9/2003 first time caller, long time listener
spigot: I AM A STRANGULATION RISK!!!!! spigot: RECALL ME
spigot
#mountain-background
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#strangulation
1,564 1/10/2003 Punchings
deuce: LET'S GO WHORE PUNCHING (A LITTLE KNOWN COMPANION TO THE ART OF COW TIPPING)
deuce
#cow-tipping
#cows
#deuce-solo
#punching
#smooth-fonts
#violence
#whores
#woodring-den-background
1,565 1/11/2003 cold fusion
pants: SURELY I WILL LOSE POWER LATER deuce: I WILL BE YOUR ALTERNATE POWER SOURCE (COLD FUSION) deuce: T DEUCE YOU FARTING IN A TEST TUBE IS NOT COLD FUSION deuce: T DEUCE SCREW YOU NAZI deuce: T PANTS COULD YOU HELP MEDIATE PLZ pants: I
deuce
pants
#alternative-energy-source
#deuce-pants
#energy
#farts
#nazi
#woodring-room-background
1,566 1/12/2003 fuck france
deuce: APPARENTLY IN FRANCE THE LAW IS THAT YOU HAVE A POSITIVE OBLIGATION TO ASSIST PEOPLE IN TROUBLE deuce: FUCK FRANCE pants: I HAVE BEEN TRYING FOR YEARS (THEY DO NOT LET FRUITS INTO THE COUNTRY) deuce: I'M A LITTLE CONFUSED ABOUT YOU NOW deuce: MUST BE THE POT
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#france
#marijuana
#woodring-stairs-background
1,567 1/13/2003 tired of wondering whether or not
pants: TIRED OF WONDERING WHETHER OR NOT I CAN CRAM IT FAST ENOUGH TO PLEASE UPPPER MANAGEMENT net: THEY ARE NEVER HAPPY YOU KNOW deuce: JUST CRAM IT AT YOUR OWN PACE IS WHAT I'VE FOUND WORKS IN THE GAY BUSINESS WORLD pants: WILL YOU GO TO THE PROM WITH ME deuce: YES AND NO deuce: YES IN THAT I WILL RAPE YOU AND NEVER CALL YOU AGAIN deuce: AND NO IN THAT GAHGLAHGLAHGLAGHLAGH BORED pants: WELL THEN pants: WE SHOULD GET STARTED IMMEDIATELY (ROLLS UP SHIRT SLEEVES) pants: URK OOF WELL GREAT I"M STUCK IN UPPERCASE AGAIN
deuce
net
pants
#cramming
#deuce-net-pants
#nonstandard-title-panel
#prom
#uppercase
#woodring-room-background
1,568 1/14/2003 empty your pants pockets
spigot: SERIOUSLY I LEFT A SACK FULL OF DICKS HERE AND NOW IT'S GONE spigot: EVERYONE EMPTY YOUR PANTS POCKETS FRONT BACK AND SIDES pants: POTASSIUM CHLORUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
pants
spigot
#chemistry
#mousehole
#mouth
#pants-spigot
#sack-filled-with-severed-penises
#woodring-room-background
1,569 1/15/2003 changing the seasons
deuce: LET'S JERK OFF IN UNISON AND PUSH THE EARTH INTO A DIFFERENT ORBIT (THUS CHANGING THE SEASONS) spigot: NO deuce: FAGGOT
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#science
#woodring-room-background
1,570 1/16/2003 fig bars part ii
spigot: FIG BARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pants: T SPIGOT I CAN SEE YOU THROUGH THE PEEPHOLE spigot: GET OUT OF MY ROOM pants: T SPIGOT NOT UNTIL WE DISCUSS PROPER BIRTH CONTROL METHODS
pants
spigot
#birth-control
#fig-bars
#huffy-pants
#pants-spigot
#peephole
#series
#woodring-stairs-background
1,571 1/17/2003 brrrr
pants: PRIVACY PLEASE (BEATING OFF) pants: BRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRR RRRRRR NEED DRAMAMINE pants: BRRRRR RRR RRRRRR RRRRR OKAY DONE pants: SO HOW ARE YOUUUUUU pants: WAIT pants: OH GOD NOT AGAIN HUALGHLUAHG LUAGH LUHLHALG deuce: YOUR DRILL BIT IS FAULTY pants: THERE IT GOES AGAIN (SORRY FATHER) deuce: BRRRRRRR pants: SACRE BLEU THIS IS OUT OF HALGHULALHLAHAG CONTROL deuce: BE LESS FRENCH
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#french
#jean-charles
#masturbation
#no-greytext
#sound-effects
#woodring-stairs-background
1,572 1/18/2003 opening up
spigot: OPENING UP MY FILEMAKER PRO BUG DATABASE !!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: ENTERING MY FIRST BUG IN FOUR YEARS !!!!!!! spigot: SUMMARY: CAN'T BREATHE OR SIT DOWN
spigot
#bug-report
#choking
#punctuation
#sfw
#spigot-solo
1,573 1/19/2003 mayor willie brown
spigot: SECURITY TOOK MY CAMERA AND SO NEXT STORY CAN'T TAKE PLACE UNDER MAYOR WILLIE BROWN'S DESK spigot: THERE'S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT THE CHICKEN QUESADILLA I ATE WHICH IS MAKING ME FART spigot: LOVINGLY POKING AND STROKING MY WAY INTO A GOOD COLLEGE, FOCUSING MY POTENTIAL TO BE AN A-STUDENT ON THIS GRADE-A BONER DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF ME (AND HUMPING MYSELF)
spigot
#a-student
#bay-area
#chicken-quesadilla
#college
#farts
#funloving-nonsense
#grade-a-boner
#san-francisco
#security
#spigot-solo
#willie-brown
1,574 1/20/2003 under the sink 1
atandt: WHAT ARE YOU DOING UNDER THE SINK pants: I CANNOT SAY atandt: GET OUT RIGHT NOW pants: THIS I CANNOT DO atandt: SHOULD I JUST CLOSE THE CABINET DOOR AND GO ABOUT MY DAY pants: YOU SUCKED IN GODFATHER THREE
atandt
pants
#mousehole
#pants-under-the-sink
#series
#sink
#the-godfather
#woodring-room-background
1,575 1/21/2003 under the sink 2
atandt: HOW DID YOU GET ALL OF YOUR FATNESS UNDER THERE AT ONCE pants: THE ACOUSTICS ARE FANTASTIC atandt: HOW IS IT THAT ANY NOOK OR CRANNY YOU SQUEEZE INTO INSTANTLY BECOMES CRUISY WITH MEN pants: MAGIC (AND AN AMAZING TEAM OF MARKETING PEOPLE) atandt: SERIOUSLY I NEED TO DO THE DISHES UP AND OUT NOW pants: NEVER
atandt
pants
#cruisy
#fatness
#mousehole
#pants-under-the-sink
#series
#sink
#woodring-room-background
1,576 1/22/2003 under the sink 3
atandt: DO YOU REALLY THINK THEY WANT TO WATCH ME TRY TO GET YOU OUT FROM UNDER THE SINK ALL WEEK pants: HLAUGHLUAG MY COLD DEAD HANDS HLAGHLUAHLUAG atandt: AT LEAST HAND ME A SPONGE pants: THEY ARE TIED TO OUR HEADS atandt: OKAY WELL I'LL TRY NOT TO RUN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL pants: EITHER WAY
atandt
pants
#coy-pants
#garbage-disposal
#mousehole
#pants-under-the-sink
#series
#sink
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-room-background
1,577 1/23/2003 one way or another
spigot: WHO CARES ONE WAY OR ANOTHER IF THE GOVERNMENT SHOT MARTIN LUTHER KING spigot: THE POINT IS I'M HUNGRY
spigot
#conspiracy
#martin-luther-king
#mountain-background
#sfw
1,578 1/24/2003 unix jokes
pants: NOTHING ESCAPES /DEV/COCK deuce: USER=LUSER !!!!!!!! ECHO HI $USER !!! HAHAHA HAAHAHAH AHAHA deuce: UNIX JOKES ARE THE FUNNIEST AND HOLY GOD YOU'RE STRETCHING ME OUT ozone: & deuce: DON'T PUT ME IN THE BACKGROUND YOU DEAL WITH ME RIGHT NOW pants: FG deuce: THANKS deuce: GGHLGAHLGAHLAGLHAGHL pants: OH DEAR GOD pants: ^Z pants: LET'S JUST LEAVE IT LIKE THAT UNTIL MY PENIS GROWS BACK deuce: I DESERVE IT (SUSPENDED)
deuce
ozone
pants
#deuce-ozone-pants
#hand-drawn
#penis
#unix
#woodring-field-background
1,579 1/25/2003 focal review
spigot: JUST HAD MY FOCAL REVIEW spigot: THIS TIME THE FOCUS WAS ON MY FACE spigot: TECHNICAL ACUMEN: EXCELLENT, FAIR, DEVELOPMENT AREA, PRICKS BONKING spigot: THESE BROWSER WARS ARE REALLY HEATING UP FOLKS
spigot
#browser-wars
#folks
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
1,580 1/26/2003 wine2piss
pants: TAKING A GREAT BIG BONGHIT AND THINKING ABOUT GOD pants: AND HOW HE OWES ME TWENTY BUCKS pants: THAT FUCKING PUNK deuce: DUDE THAT'S ATANDT YOU'RE THINKING OF pants: NO I'M PRETTY SURE I'M THINKING ABOUT GOD ALMIGHTY (JESUS CHRIST OUR LORD AND SAVIOR) atandt: I CAN ONLY CHANGE WINE TO COKE deuce: OH YEAH ???? WELL deuce: I CAN CHANGE WINE TO PISS deuce: IT'S A GIFT pants: A MAGICAL, WONDERFUL GIFT pants: PFFFPFPFPFT deuce: NO HOGGING
atandt
deuce
pants
#atandt-deuce-pants
#bonghit
#coca-cola
#drunk-deuce
#god
#hand-drawn
#huffy-pants
#jesus
#piss
#woodring-room-background
1,581 1/27/2003 cj's dad
spigot: IS THIS WHERE WE CAN CHAT ABOUT WEST WING deuce: I'M WORRIED ABOUT C.J.'S DAD spigot: IS MICHAEL J. FOX STILL THE MAYOR deuce: AND MY COMPLETE INABILITY TO GET AN ERECTION
deuce
spigot
#despair-panel
#deuce-spigot
#michael-j-fox
#spin-city
#west-wing
#woodring-field-background
1,582 1/28/2003 introductions all around
pants: I'M A BIG GAY FISH deuce: HELLO, BIG GAY FISH
deuce
pants
#big-fish
#deuce-pants
#fish
#gay
#highish-res
#kanye-west
#smooth-fonts
1,583 1/29/2003 waiting outside in the cold
deuce: LET ME IN I NEED SOME CHAPS
deuce
#chaps
#deuce-solo
#hi-fi
#mousehole
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
1,584 1/30/2003 why we're not at our desks
pants: STONED AT 9:14 AM ON A TUESDAY spigot: STILL ASLEEP deuce: HUNGOVER pants: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP (GARBAGE CAN LIDS) spigot: SUDDENLY PRICKS deuce: FOAMY BRRRRRR FOAMY pants: WHY WON'T DJ SHADOW ACKNOWLEDGE MY CARDS AND LETTERS AND FLOWERS spigot: WILL NOBODY CHARGE ME AS A JUVENILE?!?!!? deuce: I SHALL SIR
deuce
pants
spigot
#deja-vu
#deuce-pants-spigot
#dj-shadow
#drugs
#drunk-deuce
#foamy
#legal
#marijuana
#music
#no-greytext
#stoned
#tuesday
#woodring-room-background
1,585 1/31/2003 no msg
spigot: THE INVITATION SAID POTSTICKERS BUT I GOT THERE AND IT WAS POT**SMOKING** AND PROSTITUTES!!!! WELL YOU CAN BET I PIVOTED RIGHT THERE
spigot
#dope
#drugs
#marijuana
#pot
#pot-smoking
#potstickers
#prostitute
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
1,586 2/1/2003 compare, contrast
spigot: COMPARE AND CONTRAST DICKS AND PRICKS pants: MY MOUTH IS NOT A TEAM PLAYER spigot: HOW AND WHY ARE THEY ALIKE/ DIFFERENT spigot: CITE SPECIFIC EXAMPLES FROM THE STALLS, TOILETS TO SUPPORT YOUR THESIS
pants
spigot
#woodring-stairs-background
1,587 2/2/2003 city mouse
pants: I HAVE SOMETHING IN MY EYE pants: OH GOD A BEE pants: I HATE PICNICS
pants
#bee
#huffy-pants
#pants-solo
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
1,588 2/3/2003 glowing boners (they glow)
pants: THE BONERS ARE GLOWING pants: T DEUCE DID YOU LET THEM PLAY AROUND THE REACTOR CORE AGAIN deuce: NO deuce: WHY DO YOU ASK pants: I CAN'T SLEEP WITH THEM GLOWING LIKE THAT deuce: ARE THEY GLOWING OR MAKING NOISE pants: GLOWING AND BUZZING LIKE A FLORESCENT LIGHTBULB WOULD/DOES deuce: I SEE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#radiation
#science
#woodring-stairs-background
1,589 2/4/2003 sim jerk city
spigot: IF YOU LISTEN CLOSELY YOU CAN HEAR GIGGLING AND LAUGHING AND GENERAL HOLIDAY MERRIMENT COMING FROM MY TROUSERS spigot: CLOSELY = PUSH YOUR FACE AND EARS INTO MY TROUSERS
spigot
#spigot-solo
1,590 2/5/2003 message from the future
deuce: MY NUTS ARE SWOLLEN AND RED AND WANT TO BE HUGGED AND KISSED deuce: ONLY SERIOUS APPLICANTS NEED APPLY deuce: TRANSMISSION ENDS
deuce
#deuce-solo
#nuts
#woodring-stairs-background
1,591 2/6/2003 true story 2
pants: I JUST ATE AN ENTIRE ANGEL FOOD CAKE
pants
#fatness
#food
#sfw
#true-story
#woodring-room-background
1,592 2/7/2003 when the lights are off
net: ENCLOSED PLEASE FIND ONE DONG WHICH I AM RETURNING BECAUSE IT IS TOO DARK net: I SPECIFICALLY CHOSE "CHOCOLATE" WITH AN ALTERNATE OF "MOCHA" BUT THIS IS CLEARLY AN "EBONY" net: WELL I GUESS WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY I REALLY CAN'T TELL WHEN THE LIGHTS ARE OFF
net
#net-solo
#woodring-room-background
1,593 2/8/2003 attorney and lawyer
deuce: HURRAY pants: HURRAY FOR WHAT pants: YOUR DOPEY DICK pants: WELL DUH deuce: HURRAY FOR THAT TOO deuce: THERE ARE AT LEAST TWO UNAUTHORIZED (AND HIGHLY ILLEGAL) JERKCITY IMPOSTORS OUT THERE pants: WHAT ARE YOU SO EXCITED ABOUT pants: IS DEEP SPACE 9 ON OR SOMETHING deuce: MY NUTS STILL ACHE FROM THAT TREMENDOUS JERK pants: T DEUCE I WILL BE YOUR ATTORNEY deuce: T PANTS NO pants: T DEUCE AS SOON AS I LEARN HOW TO READ, SPELL deuce: T PANTS EXCELLENT WE'LL MAKE MILLIONS pants: T DEUCE I'LL BE YOUR LAWYER ALSO
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dick
#lawyer
#nuts
#star-trek
#woodring-stairs-background
1,594 2/9/2003 do you hear what i hear
deuce: DO YOU HEAR WHAT I HEAR spigot: THE COCKS THE COCKS spigot: POKING AT MY FACE spigot: WE WILL BRING THEM SILVER AND GOLD deuce: THAT'S NOT THE SAME SONG VANESSA WILLIAMS SANG
deuce
spigot
#cocks
#deuce-spigot
#face
#poking
#singing
#woodring-room-background
1,595 2/10/2003 what a great day to get head from me
pants: SIR I ASKED YOU HOW GAY YOU ARE pants: SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING YOU AS AN APPLICANT pants: GAYNESS: STILL ON THE TABLE pants: SIR THE QUEER ISSUE pants: WAITING HERE FOR YOUR FEEDBACK pants: WHAT A GREAT DAY TO GET HEAD FROM ME pants: NO NEED FOR COMPLICATED PAPERWORK pants: JUST KEEP ME IN THE LOOP
pants
#gay
#huffy-pants
#pants-solo
#the-queer-issue
#woodring-room-background
1,596 2/11/2003 spigot the bear: pilot
deuce: TONIGHT ON SPIGOT THE BEAR spigot: YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO SHUT THE FUCK UP !!! DOWN ON THE GROUND, PUNK pants: SPIGOT THE BEAR WILL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THESE MESSAGES spigot: OH THANK GOD A SMOKE BREAK HUALGHUAHALG DICKS HULAGHLUAG spigot: UP AGAINST THE WALL DIRTBAG !!! NOW CUFF YOURSELF TO THIS RADIATOR atandt: AND NOW BACK TO SPIGOT THE BEAR
atandt
deuce
pants
spigot
#atandt-deuce-pants-spigot
#cocksucking-noises
#smoke-break
#spigot-the-bear
#woodring-stairs-background
1,597 2/12/2003 spigot the bear: act 2
spigot: THE PERP HAD BONGHITS IN HIS SYSTEM, YOUR HONOR pants: I WAS THINKING WE COULD NAIL OUR PRICKS TO A CROSS deuce: RIGHT pants: BUT NOT THE SAME CROSS (DON'T WANT TO BE GAY) spigot: HEY deuce: JUXTAPOSED PRICKS I THINK IS THE SCIENTIFIC TERM pants: PRICKS AT RIGHT ANGLES deuce: SKEW ORTHOGONAL PRICKS spigot: SHUT UP YOU'RE RUINING SPIGOT THE BEAR
deuce
pants
spigot
#bonghit
#deuce-pants-spigot
#geometry
#math
#spigot-the-bear
#woodring-stairs-background
1,598 2/14/2003 you can totally see me taking a bonghit in the first panel
spigot: AND THE NAME OF THAT MAN: ABRAHAM LINCOLN spigot: I HAVE A STACK OF GAGS HERE spigot: I'M GOING TO SIT ON THEM ALL UNTIL I GET SOME CRITICAL FEEDBACK pants: SOAKING IN SOAPY WATER spigot: SEE NOW "SOAKING" IS FUNNY spigot: WORDS WITH "K" ARE FUNNY pants: NONE OF THIS IS FUNNY I'M WET AND COLD spigot: CUPCAKES ARE FUNNY, CELERY IS NOT FUNNY spigot: COCKS ARE FUNNY TWICE IN THE SAME SYLLABLE (RARE) pants: THE JERKCITY MANUAL OF STYLE spigot: KAFKA IS ONLY FUNNY TO THE NEO-CLASSICAL EXISTENTIALISTS pants: T SPIGOT DO I ACCEPT NETSCAPE'S LICENSE AGREEMENT OR NOT spigot: CUPCAKES bung: RAPE IS FUNNY BUT I DON'T SEE A "K" OR HEAR A "K" spigot: THE IMPLIED UNDERSTANDING IS THAT YOU CAN FEEL THE K
bung
pants
spigot
#abraham-lincoln
#bonghit
#bung-pants-spigot
#cupcakes
#marijuana
#netscape
#photo
#rape
#soapy
1,599 2/15/2003 racist comments
deuce: LET'S SEE HOW MANY RACIST COMMENTS I CAN COME UP WITH IN FIFTEEN SECONDS deuce: BUUUUUUUG HUUUUUUUUH HALUGHALU HGLUAHLAG deuce: LETTING THE CLOCK RUN OUT
deuce
#deuce-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
1,600 2/16/2003 straight from the well
pants: THOU ART GAY pants: PRAY WITH ME (LET US BE GAY TOGETHER UNDER THE XMAS TREE) pants: LOOK OUT FOR XMAS TREE MONSTERS pants: THAR BE DICK BURIED IN THE HILLS pants: DICKS, PRICKS, SOME MANNER OF TREAT pants: STUBBORN GAYNESS PROBLEMS IN SECTOR 3, ASILE 4B pants: FEELING CRAMMY pants: A SINGLE SOURCE OF PRICKS (STRAIGHT FROM THE WELL)
pants
#be-gay-with-me
#christmas-tree-monster
#coy-pants
#dicks
#funloving-nonsense
#huffy-pants
#no-greytext
#pants-solo
#pricks
#rhyming
#typo
1,601 2/17/2003 do that thing
atandt: DO THAT THING WERE YOU GO HUUUUUH pants: HUHHHHHHHHHHHH
atandt
pants
#bonghit
#greytext
#woodring-stairs-background
1,602 2/18/2003 that other one too
deuce: A SHOE TO THE NUTS IS WORTH TWO IN THE BUSH dick: A PENNY SAVED IS ONE LESS DICK I'VE GOT TO SUCK THIS WEEK pants: 10% OFF BORDERS, STARBUCKS, WHITE CASTLE, THAT ADULT BOOKSTORE THAT SMELLS LIKE SEMEN, THAT OTHER ONE TOO pants: HALGHULAHGLUAG BLBLBLBLB BEATING OFF TO WOMEN'S PRISON DOCUMENTARIES NARRATED BY BILL KURTIS BAGHALG GHLAUBGLAHBG
deuce
dick
pants
#aphorisms
#bill-kurtis
#cocksucking-noises
#deuce-dick-pants
#honk
#mousehole
#starbucks
#woodring-room-background
1,603 2/19/2003 simple math
spigot: IF I HAVE FIVE DONGS AND MY FRIEND DEUCE ASKS FOR TWO DONGS... spigot: ...HOW MANY DONGS DO I HAVE LEFT?!?!? spigot: ANSWER: FIVE deuce: YOU SELFISH PRICK
deuce
spigot
#arithmetic
#deuce-spigot
#math
#woodring-room-background
1,604 2/20/2003 the one that almost got away
pants: LIE DOWN AND THINK NICE THOUGHTS AND JUST BE GAY WITH ME spigot: I'M A CLEVER CLEVER MAN pants: JUST STOP LOOKING FOR PIRATE TREASURE AND BE GAY WITH ME spigot: SERIOUSLY THERE ARE PIECES OF EIGHT JINGLE-JANGLING AROUND MY PANTS/SOCKS pants: FINE THEN I'LL FIND SOMEBODY WHO WILL BE GAY WITH ME spigot: IF YOU CAN REACH IN AND GRAB THEM THAT WOULD BE SUPER
pants
spigot
#be-gay-with-me
#gay
#huffy-pants
#mountain-background
#pants-spigot
#pirate
1,605 2/21/2003 bring the war back home
spigot: HURRRRRGGGHGGH HURRRRRGHGHTH IS THIS HOW YOU DO THE DEW deuce: GHLUGLHUGHULG pants: GIVE ME MORE TEXTURE spigot: REPEAT: AM I DOING THE DEW spigot: NOT HOW DO YOU DO, AM I ****DOING*** THE ***DEW*** YOU FUCKING DEAF MORONS pants: WHO WROTE NO FAT CHICKS HERE AND HERE AND HERE AND HERE
deuce
pants
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#deuce-pants-spigot
#mountain-dew
#woodring-field-background
1,606 2/22/2003 heart burn
deuce: THE TERM "HEARTBURN" IS A MISNOMER deuce: IT'S ACTUALLY YOUR HEART DROWNING
deuce
#deuce-solo
#die-trying
#drowning
#heartburn
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
1,607 2/23/2003 homph homph dicks
spigot: HOMPH HOMPH DICKS spigot: HOMPH HOMPH PRICKS spigot: PLUH PTTH CUPCAKES spigot: I'M YOUR NEWS SOURCE pants: MY MAN ON THE STREET spigot: HURP HURP HURP SWINGING MY ARMS AND CLOMPING DOWN THE HALL deuce: BBBBBBBB BBBBBBB BBBBBB BBBBBB BBBBBB BONK spigot: WORKING ON MY PEOPLE SKILLS pants: I WISH YOU WOULD NOT STAND AT ATTENTION BY THE ESPRESSO MACHINE pants: I AM NOT THE ONE CHANGING THE GRIND spigot: THAT'S NOT THE NASA ROBOT ON MARS
deuce
pants
spigot
#clomp
#coffee
#cupcakes
#deuce-pants-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#espresso
#funloving-nonsense
#homph
#mars
#nasa
#physical-comedy
#woodring-stairs-background
1,608 2/24/2003 weighing in on the war
atandt: WHY DID THEY GET US UP SO EARLY pants: SOMETHING ABOUT CONSTANTINOPLE spigot: DO WHAT YOU LIKE BUT LEAVE STARBUCKS OUT OF THIS pants: BEATING OFF AND STABBING YOU UP WITH A BOXCUTTER AT THE SAME TIME HUFF HURF HUFF EACH UPSTROKE IS A SLASH FOR YOU atandt: SKIP INTRO
atandt
pants
spigot
#constantinople
#mountain-background
#stabbing
#starbucks
1,609 2/25/2003 by surgical means or royal decree
pants: HOW ABOUT pants: SHOW YOUR PUSSY TO THE WORLD pants: FOR MONEY deuce: WHAT THE ?!?!? deuce: T PANTS I FIND THE TERM "PUSSY" OFFENSIVE deuce: I MUCH PREFER "CUNT" pants: T DEUCE GIRL DON'T HAVE CUNTS (ANYMORE) pants: T DEUCE ME AND MY TEAM SEWED THEM ALL SHUT deuce: T PANTS BY SURGICAL MEANS OR BY ROYAL DECREE pants: T DEUCE THEY MUST MAKE DO WITH THEIR GASHES FROM NOW ON deuce: T PANTS SHIT THAT'S SOME SERIOUS WORK pants: T DEUCE WE WERE UP ALL NIGHT deuce: T PANTS WHEN DID YOU DO THAT ???? I THINK YOU JUST DREAMED THIS pants: T DEUCE SANTA CLAUS WAS BROUGHT IN FOR CONSULTING deuce: T PANTS 10-4
deuce
pants
#christmas
#cunt
#deuce-pants
#dream
#drunk-deuce
#pussy
#santa-claus
#woodring-field-background
1,610 2/26/2003 galaga roms
spigot: SERIOUSLY IF ANYONE HAS GALAGA ROMS spigot: OR GALAGA DONGS (I CAN WAIT ON THE CURB)
spigot
#galaga
#roms
#tits
#video-games
#woodring-field-background
1,611 2/27/2003 way way back in the last one
spigot: COME ON EVERYONE I JUST SAW A UFO IN THE TOILET spigot: THIS WAY FOLLOW ME COME ON spigot: RIGHT IN HERE IF YOU COULD PLEASE JUST LOOK spigot: BACK IN THERE spigot: WAY WAY BACK IN THE LAST ONE spigot: OKAY I'LL LOCK THE DOOR SO IT CAN'T FLY AWAY spigot: AND I'LL TURN OUT THE LIGHT SO WE CAN SEE IT FLASHING spigot: AND I'LL START GROPING AROUND IN YOUR PANTS spigot: WHOOPS *OW* OW OW spigot: OKAY WE CAN DO THIS LATER spigot: PLEASE DON'T TELL ANYONE
spigot
#dont-tell-anyone
#physical-comedy
#spigot-solo
#toilet
#ufo
#woodring-den-background
1,612 2/28/2003 honey moon
spigot: RAMMING YOU LIKE A DUMB DYKE AND THEN DISPOSING OF YOU IN BARRELS OF CONCRETE THROUGHOUT THE SAN FERNANDO VALLEY
spigot
#cement
#drums-of-concrete
#spigot-solo
#violence
#woodring-stairs-background
1,613 3/1/2003 feed bag
deuce: LOOKING FOR SOME VALIDATION NUTWARD deuce: THAT MEANS IN THE DIRECTION OF MY NUTS spigot: HOMPH HOMPH HOMPH FEEDBAG
deuce
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#deuce-spigot
#feedbag
#mousehole
#nuts
#validation
#woodring-room-background
1,614 3/2/2003 spigot the bear: behind the scenes
spigot: I CAN'T SPEAK FOR EVERYONE BUT I LIKE TO CARRY MY DICE AROUND IN A POUCH
spigot
#dungeons-and-dragons
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#spigot-the-bear
#their-little-heads
#woodring-field-background
1,615 3/3/2003 my house is burning down
spigot: MY HOUSE IS BURNING DOWN AND I HAVE TO RUN IN AND GET MY BOBA FETTS AND MY TIMECARDS pants: DON'T FORGET STATUS REPORTS pants: PRECIOUS STATUS REPORTS deuce: ALSO CHEWBACCA NEEDS SAVING (WORTH A LOT !!!!!!!!!) pants: T DEUCE ONLY IF HE COMES WITH HIS BLASTER (YES I CAN SEE YOUR DOT-T PRIVMSG) deuce: HOLY GOD WE'VE GOT TO HELP SALON ZZZZZZZ
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#die-trying
#fire
#salon
#sfw
#star-wars
#woodring-stairs-background
1,616 3/4/2003 hompth hompth next
deuce: I ATE A BIG DICK spigot: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE!!! HOMPTH HOMPTH NEXT
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#dick
#identity
#single-panel
#woodring-field-background
1,617 3/5/2003 trouble shooting
atandt: INSERT QUARTER atandt: INSERT ANOTHER QUARTER atandt: PLUG IN MACHINE atandt: KICK MACHINE deuce: SUCK ALL THE DICKS atandt: THAT WORKS
atandt
deuce
#arcade
#insert-quarter
#mousehole
#video-games
#white-background
1,618 3/6/2003 freeze dried
spigot: I HAVE A BAG OF FREEZE-DRIED APRICOTS spigot: HUALGHLUAGHLUAG spigot: YOU ARE REALLY CHOKING ME NOW WITH THAT SKI POLE
spigot
#apricot
#mountain-background
#sfw
#violent-disapproval
1,619 3/7/2003 heed my warning
pants: T DEUCE ALL THE PROSTITUTES YOU KILLED ARE GOING TO GREET YOU IN HELL deuce: T PANTS WHATEVER !!!!!!!!!!!
deuce
pants
#deuce-spigot
#extra-white-space
#hell
#prostitute
1,620 3/8/2003 signs of verbal abuse
spigot: I'M GOING TO VISUALLY INSPECT MY BALLS FOR SIGNS OF VERBAL ABUSE deuce: THERE'S A CREASE deuce: AND A TUCK deuce: WOW THESE BALLS SURE HAVE BEEN YELLED AT SOMETHING AWFUL
deuce
spigot
#balls
#deuce-spigot
#nuts-of-spigot
#something-awful
#woodring-stairs-background
1,621 3/9/2003 five blankets
spigot: OKAY THEN spigot: I'M LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO HELP ME SUCK AND GO DUH deuce: I'D HELP BUT MOMMY SAYS I HAVE TO GO TO BED spigot: SERIOUSLY I'M ASKING FOR HELP deuce: T SPIGOT I WISH I COULD HELP BUT I'M UNDER STRICT ORDERS spigot: AND FIVE BLANKETS
deuce
spigot
#blankets
#deuce-spigot
#woodring-room-background
1,622 3/10/2003 kindly stop
spigot: OKAY PEOPLE I NEED YOUR ATTENTION spigot: KINDLY STOP WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE DOING AND LISTEN UP spigot: THIS IS GOING TO AFFECT EVERYONE IN THE DEPARTMENT pants: HOLY GOD spigot: FAT BALLS spigot: SO YOU KNOW WE MEAN BUSINESS
pants
spigot
#announcement
#balls
#pants-spigot
#woodring-room-background
1,623 3/11/2003 mostly white so i mute
deuce: IF YOU DID SOMETHING BAD YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR THE PHRASE "UNIFORM CODE OF MILITARY JUSTICE" spigot: HARRY KNOWLES REALLY BALLOONED UP OVER THE HOLIDAYS spigot: CAN WE PLEASE GET THE GAYS OUT OF THE MILITARY AND BACK IN THE KITCHEN deuce: T SPIGOT DUDE YOU'RE THINKING OF WOMEN spigot: (DISTRACTED BY LATE NIGHT TELEVISION) THOSE GIRLS ARE GOING WILD AGAIN deuce: THEY'RE MOSTLY WHITE SO I MUTE OR CHANGE THE CHANNEL
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#dont-ask-dont-tell
#girls-gone-wild
#porn
#ucmj
#woodring-field-background
1,624 3/12/2003 the main menu
ozone: BUH pants: BEING GAY IN ONE PIECE pants: OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS ozone: RE: DICK pants: BETWEEN YOUR STARS AND MY GARTERS WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT ROUGH ozone: IS THIS THE MAIN MENU pants: CLANK CLANK pants: SUDDENLY: DICKS
ozone
pants
#dicks
#gay
#main-menu
#ozone-pants
#stars-and-garters
#woodring-room-background
1,625 3/13/2003 abortion funding
pants: WHAT DO WE WANT?!?!?!! pants: NO FUNDING FOR ABORTION CLINICS ON OUR NATION'S MOON pants: YOU HEARD ME
pants
#abortion
#bong
#funloving-nonsense
#huffy-pants
#marijuana
#moon
#pants-solo
#politics
1,626 3/14/2003 not i, said the deuce
net: WHO WILL BE GAY WITH ME deuce: I SHALL NOT (GROPING YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK) net: OKAY THEN ANY OTHER TAKERS deuce: WHICH I GUESS WOULD BE YOUR ASS (STILL GROPING WHILE I TALK) net: YOU COULD BE DOING A REACHAROUND deuce: SIR I'LL DO WHAT I LIKE (STILL AT IT)
deuce
net
#ass
#be-gay-with-me
#deuce-net
#gay
#groping
#reacharound
#woodring-field-background
1,627 3/15/2003 out of control
spigot: GIDDYUP GIDDYUP GIDDYUP THIS WAY spigot: MY BONER IS GAY deuce: HIDING
deuce
spigot
#boner
#deuce-spigot
#gay
#woodring-stairs-background
1,628 3/16/2003 what if, indeed
pants: WHAT IF I JUST GET BORED AND STOP BREATHING atandt: MIND THE GAP
atandt
pants
#mousehole
#sfw
#suicide
#texas
#woodring-room-background
1,629 3/17/2003 triple word score
atandt: VOTE DONG atandt: I KEEP PRAYING FOR THE DAY THE BONEQUEST PORTCULLIS RAISES TO REVEAL MY GAYNESS deuce: HONK WUH DUH atandt: SHOUTS: THAT'S A TRIPLE WORD SCORE
atandt
deuce
#drunk-deuce
#honk
#mousehole
#scrabble
#vote-dongs
#woodring-room-background
1,630 3/18/2003 nine times out of nine
pants: I WILL BE GAY NINE TIMES OUT OF NINE pants: IS THIS THE REAL SUPREME COURT pants: OR JUST YOUR FAKE LIVING ROOM COURT AGAIN deuce: OBJECTION
deuce
pants
#court
#deuce-pants
#gay
#truck-month
#woodring-stairs-background
1,631 3/19/2003 Choking
pants: THAT CHOKING PROBLEM IS BACK (WHERE I CHOKE)
pants
#choking
#pants-solo
#sfw
#smooth-fonts
1,632 3/20/2003 your bumper
pants: I WOULD LIKE TO BE DRAGGED BEHIND YOUR BUMPER deuce: I LIKE YOUR CAN-DO ATTITUDE
deuce
pants
#can-do
#deucegrin
#mountain-background
#sfw
#smooth-fonts
1,633 3/21/2003 my lipstick
pants: NOBODY USE MY LIPSTICK WHILE I'M GONE spigot: ABSOTIVELY POSITOOTLY
pants
spigot
#absotively-positootly
#lipstick
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#spoonerism
#woodring-stairs-background
1,634 3/22/2003 ROTFSD
spigot: MORE LIKE ELIZABETH DUMB!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHA MUWAHAHA ROTFSD
spigot
#diss
#elizabeth-smart
#rolling-on-the-floor-sucking-dick
#sfw
#smooth-fonts
#spigot-solo
1,635 3/23/2003 dick poem
atandt: DICKS atandt: ANY WAY YOU SPELL IT atandt: I LOVE 'EM atandt: NO MATTER HOW YOU CONJUGATE IT atandt: I LOVE DICK atandt: NO MATTER WHICH OF THE SEVEN DWARFS YOU HAPPEN TO BE atandt: I LOVE DICK deuce: DUDE ARE YOU A FAG OR WHAT
atandt
deuce
#conjugation
#dick
#dicks
#dwarf
#dwarfs
#fag
#fag-or-what
#grammar
#poetry
#seven-dwarfs
#snow-white
#woodring-stairs-background
1,636 3/24/2003 Rape Farm
deuce: THIS RAPE FARM HAS NO COWS
deuce
#cows
#deuce-solo
#farm
#rape
#rape-farm
#smooth-fonts
#woodring-field-background
1,637 3/25/2003 Wheel of GHLAGHLG
spigot: *ICK THE *ICK deuce: I'D LIKE TO BUY A VOWEL
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#rhyming
#smooth-fonts
#vowel
#wheel-of-fortune
#woodring-field-background
1,638 3/26/2003 chers
spigot: AND A ONE spigot: AND A TWO AND A spigot: MAKIN' YOUR WAY / IN THE WORLD TODAY spigot: TAKES EVERYTHING YOU GGGGGGGGGGGGG OW spigot: SON OF A spigot: JESUS CRAP AND CHRIST AND COCKS spigot: TAKIN' A BREAK / FROM ALL YOUR WORRIES spigot: SURE WOULD HELP A LUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LORD GOD ALMIGHTY
spigot
#cheers
#jesus
#ow
#singing
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
1,639 3/27/2003 here and a broad
spigot: I WOULD PREFER YOU NOT SQUEEZE AND GROPE WHAT YOU DESCRIBE AS MY "DOODLE DONG" pants: THIS BONG IS FILTHY !!! WE'LL NEED RUBBING ALCOHOL AND RICE spigot: MY NUTS HAVE FEELINGS TOO AND ESPECIALLY WITH THE KICKING, ETC pants: THE RICE IS TO TRAP THE REPUBLICAN GUARD HERE AND ABROAD spigot: I'M UNDER ARREST JUST BECAUSE FOR NO REASON pants: I CAN SEE YOUR BUNKER BUSTER (DRINKING THE RUBBING ALCOHOL)
pants
spigot
#bong
#deuce-pants
#die-trying
#isopropanol
#nuts-of-spigot
#republican
#rice
#rubbing-alcohol
#woodring-stairs-background
1,640 3/28/2003 thirty-frog and some change
pants: I LICKED SIXTY-TEN DICKS TODAY pants: FORTY-ORANGE OF THEM BEFORE BREAKFAST !!! deuce: YOU ARE NOT MEETING YOUR QUOTA (PURPLE)
deuce
pants
#boards-of-canada
#deuce-spigot
#frog
#nine-dicks
#woodring-room-background
1,641 3/29/2003 deuce has a vegas system
deuce: LET'S GO TO VEGAS !!!!!!!!!!!! deuce: AND MURDER WOMEN deuce: BECAUSE GAMBLING IS FUN !!! deuce: ALSO MURDERING WOMEN
deuce
#deuce-solo
#murder
#vegas
#violence
#women
1,642 3/30/2003 hurray
deuce: HURRAY spigot: YOU SURE TALK A LOT deuce: I THINK I LOVE YOU spigot: BE MY DATE FOR THE ENCHANTMENT UNDER MY BALLS DANCE deuce: T SPIGOT IS THAT THE SAME DANCE AS FEATURED IN BACK TO THE FUTURE spigot: PLEASE GROW UP deuce: NO SERIOUSLY WAS IT THE ONE IN BACK TO THE FUTURE spigot: I TRY TO TAKE YOU SOMEWHERE BEAUTIFUL LIKE UNDER MY BALLS AND ALL YOU DO IS MAKE CRACKS deuce: I'LL BE THERE IN FIFTEEN MINUTES spigot: IS DICK WOLF ANYTHING LIKE TEEN WOLF deuce: CAN'T SAY
deuce
spigot
#back-to-the-future
#balls
#deuce-spigot
#dick-wolf
#mousehole
#nuts-of-spigot
#woodring-room-background
1,643 3/31/2003 it's got my head
pants: IT'S GOT MY HEAD OW OW MAKE IT LET GO OW OW pants: OH GOD OW OW USE AMERICAN CHEESE OW OW pants: MY NECK HAS LONG SINCE BROKEN pants: ALSO I THINK FRIENDSTER IS DOWN pants: ALL I CAN DO TO EXPRESS MY DISPLEASURE IS TWITCH, FOAM pants: ALSO THIS AMERICAN FLAG ONLY HAS 9 STARS pants: WHERE ARE THE OTHER 1,001 deuce: OKAY THIS IS CLEARLY A PSYCHOTIC BREAK
deuce
pants
#america
#cheese
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#friendster
#funloving-nonsense
#sfw
#social-media
#woodring-field-background
1,644 4/1/2003 how gauche
pants: WHO STUFFED HER MOUTH WITH AN OILY RAG ???? pants: THIS IS AWFUL pants: SOMEBODY GET A CLEAN DISHTOWEL
pants
#huffy-pants
#pants-solo
#towel
#woodring-room-background
1,645 4/2/2003 the choke, the clutch
pants: GET ON MY GROOVY TRAIN spigot: BALLS pants: JUST REV YOUR ENGINE ONCE TO BE GAY WITH ME, TWICE TO BE QUEER spigot: VROOM VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR PULLING OUT THE CHOKE QUICKLY AND THE CLUTCH SLOWLY spigot: SQUIRK SQUEAK SQUIRK CHONK CHONK SLIPPING OUT OF GEAR HERE spigot: NEED TO PARK AT DAD'S HOUSE UNTIL JUL 4
pants
spigot
#balls
#be-gay-with-me
#gay
#manual-transmission
#once-for-x-twice-for-y
#onomatopoeia
#pants-spigot
1,646 4/3/2003 station identification
spigot: OH BOY HERE'S SPIGOT AGAIN spigot: WELL THERE AREN'T ANY COCKS AT HOME EITHER spigot: WHY DO I FUCKING COME HERE
spigot
#oh-boy
#spigot-again
#spigot-solo
#white-background
1,647 4/4/2003 abuse of the pump machine
atandt: T EVERYONE WHY CAN'T I GOPHER TO BONEQUEST.COM deuce: T ATANDT YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED pants: MOSTLY DUE TO THE ABUSE OF THE PUMP MACHINE
atandt
deuce
pants
#banned
#gopher
#pump
#unix
#woodring-stairs-background
1,648 4/5/2003 up to speed with cocksucking
pants: WHERE DID I PUT THE pants: IT'S AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE pants: YOU LITTLE RASCAL I GOT YOU HAW HAW HAW THE REALLY WEIRD PANTS FACE HLAGHULAHLAHLAHLUHLUAG
pants
#cocksucking-noises
#corporate-environment
#meta
#pants-solo
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-room-background
1,649 4/6/2003 he starts from the end and works backwards
pants: HULAGHULAHGLUAHGLUAHGLAHLUAHLAHULHALAG OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE NINE DEAD NURSES WILL SURELY GET ME AN AUDIENCE WITH ANN RULE HAGBAUBAGLHJAG
pants
#murder
#nurse
#pants-solo
#richard-speck
#woodring-field-background
1,650 4/7/2003 waw wah waw
spigot: I'M GOING TO SIT ON THE CURB AND LOOK AT MY SHOES UNTIL THE SUN GOES DOWN spigot: IT'S HARD TO SUCK DICK WHEN THE PIANO VERSION OF "LINUS & LUCY" IS GETTING PIPED IN THROUGH THE SPEAKERS spigot: WAW WAH WAW WAHHHHHH WAH WAW WAW WAWWWW WWWW WWWWW WWWW WWWWWW WWWWW
spigot
#beatles
#bonequest-hd
#peanuts
#shoegazing
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
1,651 4/8/2003 first degree!
deuce: THAT'S A FULL PLATE pants: FIRST-DEGREE SODOMY, UNLAWFUL SEXUAL PENETRATION, RAPE, ROBBERY AND BURGLARY spigot: I WILL ADD THOSE TO MY INTERESTS
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#rape
#sodomy
#title-mismatch
#woodring-room-background
1,652 4/9/2003 why don't you leave the tri-county area for once in your life you stupid shit
pants: PARIS HAS A DOGSHIT PROBLEM pants: BROOM IS NOT A GOOD FORAGE PLANT FOR DEER DUHHHHHHHH pants: GEOCITIES deuce: WHIRRRRRRRR
deuce
pants
#broom
#deer
#deuce-pants
#dogshit
#forage-plant
#geocities
#huffy-pants
#paris
#woodring-field-background
1,653 4/10/2003 or can it
deuce: I CALL THEM FREEDOM FRIES pants: LIBERTY CABBAGE deuce: FRIENDSHIP SAUCE deuce: YOU KNOW THAT CAN'T BE GOOD
deuce
pants
#deja-vu
#deuce-pants
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
1,654 4/11/2003 national anthem
pants: HISSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSS (NATIONAL ANTHEM) GOOD MORNING CHANNEL 41 VIEWERS
pants
#broadcast
#pants-solo
#sfw
#television
#uhf
#woodring-stairs-background
1,655 4/12/2003 corner stone
deuce: IT IS MY LEARNED OPINION THAT CORNERSTONE IS PERHAPS THE WORST INFOCOM TEXT ADVENTURE EVER CREATED
deuce
#database
#games
#infocom
#sfw
#video-games
#woodring-stairs-background
1,656 4/13/2003 sharon stone
deuce: OKAY SHARON STONE IS NOW HAWKING AOL pants: IF YOU LOGIN I'LL CLOSE MY LEGS !!!!! pants: UNTIL THEN: FLAP FLAP FLAP MY GASH deuce: CAN I OPT OUT OF THIS
deuce
pants
#aol
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#enclave
#flap
#sharon-stone
#woodring-room-background
1,657 4/14/2003 who says
pants: ARE YOU A VIEWING OF THE NEW GUY ON STARZ deuce: I'M A FLOWER deuce: A DELICATE BEAUTIFUL FLOWER deuce: WHICH FLYING INSECTS HAVE SEX WITH deuce: THEREBY ALLOWING MY PLANT TO REPRODUCE deuce: WHO SAYS NATURE AIN'T QUEER pants: I NEVER ONCE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#science
#woodring-field-background
1,658 4/15/2003 tomato
deuce: I'M A TOMATO dick: I THOUGHT I WAS A POMEGRANATE BUT IT TURNS OUT I'M JUST A FILTHY FAGGOT (FUNNY HOW WRONG ONE CAN BE ABOUT SOME THINGS)
deuce
dick
#deuce-dick
#fruit
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
1,659 4/16/2003 let's play
deuce: ARRR deuce: LET'S PLAY THE DONG GAME deuce: NOTE: THE DONG GAME INVOLVES AN ACTUAL DONG
deuce
#deuce-solo
#dong
#lowercase
#woodring-field-background
1,660 4/17/2003 die trying
deuce: WHY IS IT WHEN I HIT ^R THAT ZSH CALLS ME A COCKSUCKER ??? pants: I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM WITH MY XML PARSER: IT SAYS I'M A PEDOPHILE AND THEN QUITS WITH DIE pants: I WISH IT WOULDN'T CALL DIE BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO GET WORK DONE deuce: WHY DOES UNIX HAVE TO BE SO MEAN
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#die-trying
#pedophilia
#unix
#woodring-stairs-background
#xml
#zsh
1,661 4/18/2003 joy
spigot: FOLKS DOES ANYONE HAVE THAT CLASSIC SOUND SAMPLE OF REN&STIMPY WHERE IT'S JUST HIM SAYING "JOY!!!!!" ??? I WOULD TOTALY LOVE TO PUT THAT ON MY (KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK) HANG ON CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP OW GOD GLK GAK HURMPH
spigot
#clomp
#folks
#john-lennon
#onomatopoeia
#physical-comedy
#plastic-ono-band
#ren-and-stimpy
#sfw
#smooth-fonts
#spigot-solo
1,662 4/19/2003 fat while i smoke
spigot: I WOULD LIKE YOU ALL TO BE FAT WHILE I SMOKE pants: SERIOUSLY LET'S CONSIDER THE HUMPTY-DUMP AS THE OFFICIAL JERKCITY DANCE deuce: LAMBADA !!!!!!! pants: T DEUCE DON'T BE GROSS
deuce
pants
spigot
#bong
#dance
#deuce-pants-spigot
#digital-underground
#fatness
#huffy-pants
#woodring-stairs-background
1,663 4/20/2003 mole men
pants: THOSE WHO REMAIN AT THE SURFACE DO SO AT THEIR OWN PERIL pants: FOOLISH MORTALS MY ARMY OF MOLE MEN WILL CRUSH YOU pants: NOBODY CAN STOP ME NOW
pants
#mole-men
#pants-solo
#sfw
#shoes
#villainy
#woodring-room-background
1,664 4/21/2003 so little time
deuce: I WOULD LIKE NOT TO BE TARPITTED pants: I'LL TRY ANYTHING ONCE (ON YOU) pants: SO MANY FAT BLACK DICKS pants: SO LITTLE TIME
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dicks
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
1,665 4/22/2003 imaginary rainbows in dream town
spigot: T ATANDT OR HOW ABOUT A DREAM WITHIN A DREAM STORY WHERE THE OBJECT OF THE WEB GAME IS TO SAVE NOT ONLY THE IMAGINARY RAINBOWS IN DREAM TOWN BUT ALSO THE REAL WORLD PROBLEMS OF POLLUTION atandt: T SPIGOT WE'LL CALL IT BONEQUEST spigot: POLLUTION IS JUST A BIG FAT JOKE TO YOU
atandt
spigot
#dream-within-a-dream
#rainbow
#woodring-room-background
1,666 4/23/2003 each others boners
spigot: I WANT ALL OF YOU TO TAKE EACH OTHERS BONERS OUT OF YOUR MOUTHS AND PAY ATTENTION TO ME spigot: YOUR IDLE TIMES ARE COLLECTIVELY LESS THAN 0002 spigot: SO YOU'RE HAVING SECRET CONVERSATIONS WITHOUT ME spigot: I AM FUCKING TALKING TO YOU spigot: IGNORING ME IS NOT THE SOLUTION PEOPLE
spigot
#idle
#spigot-solo
1,667 4/24/2003 MOM.GIF
spigot: WELPS THAT'S THE LAST TIME I DOWNLOAD ANYTHING CALLED MOM.GIF deuce: YOU GOT WHAT YOU DESERVED
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#extra-white-space
#filename
#milf
#porn
#woodring-room-background
1,668 4/25/2003 strange melange
spigot: SIGH spigot: HANDS UP WHO'LL BE GAY WITH ME DURING FRASIER/WINGS spigot: I SAID spigot: SENSING A STRANGE MELANGE OF DICKS AND PRICKS DANCING IN MY HEAD spigot: WHERE THE SUGARPLUMS AND FAIRIES SHOULD BE spigot: I'M 500 POUNDS spigot: AN NBC TELEVISION EVENT spigot: $18.95
spigot
#be-gay-with-me
#dicks
#fairies
#frasier
#nbc
#pricks
#spigot-solo
#sugarplums
#wings
#woodring-field-background
1,669 4/26/2003 oodles of noodly cock
deuce: [REDACTED] deuce: [REDACTED] OODLES OF NOODLY COCK [REDACTED] deuce: [REDACTED]
deuce
#cock
#deja-vu
#deuce-solo
#oodles
#redacted-text
#woodring-stairs-background
1,670 4/27/2003 sacret covenant
spigot: GEE WHIZ I DON'T DARE VIOLATE MY SACRED COVENANT WITH THE AUDIENCE BY LICKING DICK BUT HURNKTH BLOMPFTH
spigot
#dicklicking
#extra-white-space
#spigot-solo
#typo
#woodring-field-background
1,671 4/28/2003 should have never
pants: I SHOULD NEVER HAVE SASSED THAT COCK pants: FL5.00 SUCKEN UND FUCKEN spigot: JA JA DER ONTERNET pants: GOD BLESS AMERICA spigot: HEIL SPIGOT deuce: SHUT UP KRAUT
deuce
pants
spigot
#america
#deuce-pants-spigot
#german
#sass
#woodring-stairs-background
1,672 4/29/2003 tlot torco tud
spigot: THE LEGEND OF THE RETURN OF THE CURSE OF THE UNLICKED DICK pants: STARRING MALCOLM MCDOWELL AND WILLIAM SHATNER pants: GROSS THEY'RE DOING IT pants: N-NOW I HAVE TO BEAT OFF deuce: WELL IS THAT THE MOVIE'S FAULT !?!?! OR YOURS ??!?!?!? (DRAMATIC MUSIC) (BEATS OFF)
deuce
pants
spigot
#beating-off
#deuce-pants-spigot
#malcolm-mcdowell
#unlicked-dicks
1,673 4/30/2003 sex with mister peanut
pants: SEX WITH MISTER PEANUT pants: ALSO THE GUY WITH THE MALLET AND THE MOUSE pants: YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT pants: 186,000 DICKS PER SECOND deuce: BURP pants: PLEASE MAKE SODOMY LEGAL OR ELSE: SODOMY deuce: SORRY I BURPED
deuce
pants
#abstract
#bonequest-hi-fi
#cartoons
#deuce-pants
#mister-peanut
#nonstandard-title-panel
#sodomy
1,674 5/1/2003 red dragon
pants: I HAVE BECOME THE RED DRAGON deuce: WELL HERE'S SOME URINE, RED DRAGON
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#no-greytext
#red-dragon
#urine
#woodring-field-background
1,675 5/2/2003 death to infidels
spigot: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN spigot: HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR spigot: YOU'RE NOT LEO BUSCAGLIA
spigot
#god
#spigot-solo
1,676 5/3/2003 lost in space
atandt: HEAD pants: NECK atandt: LOWER pants: NECK deuce: MOUTH pants: OH LORDY WE'RE FLOATING IN SPACE atandt: LOWER pants: NECK deuce: NOSE pants: LOWER deuce: FACE pants: NECK pants: TUMBLING IN ZERO G deuce: MOM deuce: I FEAR THE JUDGES ARE GOING TO GRADE US HARSHLY ON TIME
atandt
deuce
pants
#black-background
#floating
#judge
#mom
#mouth
#neck
#sfw
#space
#weightlessness
#zero-g
1,677 5/4/2003 my complete fatness
spigot: HEY WHO'S THE FATTEST pants: TAKE YOUR GAS MASK EVERYWHERE spigot: (HINT: ME) pants: GROW YOUR OWN spigot: T PANTS DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT AWAY FROM MY COMPLETE FATNESS pants: PUT YOUR PAPER OUT FOR SALVAGE
pants
spigot
#deja-vu
#fatness
#gas
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#survival-tips
#woodring-field-background
1,678 5/5/2003 cocks i say
deuce: COCKS deuce: COCKS I SAY pants: I CAN'T HEAR YOU UNLESS YOU KNOCK deuce: WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM
deuce
pants
#mousehole
#physical-comedy
#wham
#woodring-room-background
1,679 5/6/2003 fags together
spigot: JOE CAMEL AND JOE BOXER ARE FAGS TOGETHER (IN BED) spigot: SERIOUSLY PEOPLE THEY'RE BOTH GAY spigot: I'M GOING TO CALL HIM RIGHT NOW deuce: SOMEBODY BETTER spigot: BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP BEEP BOOP BEEP deuce: IT'S THE ONLY WAY WE LEARN spigot: JOE: THIS IS JOE spigot: ME: HEY SUCK DICK FATTY spigot: JOE: SPIGOT IS THAT YOU spigot: *CLICK*
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#fags
#joe-boxer
#joe-camel
#telephone
#telephony
#woodring-field-background
1,680 5/7/2003 boost
pants: I'M CONFUSED ABOUT SEX deuce: I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT pants: HELP ME OUT HERE deuce: IT'S AN ENTICING SUBJECT pants: ALL I NEED IS A BOOST TO GET THROUGH THE WINDOW deuce: ARE YOU A COP pants: I WILL BE YOUR GREEN GARDEN HOSE (USE ME TO WATER PLANTS AND WHAT NOT) pants: NO SIR I AM NOT deuce: GHLUAGLAHG
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#green-garden-hose
#sex
#woodring-stairs-background
1,681 5/8/2003 truly efficient
pants: DID YOU INVENT ME deuce: NO, BUT I INVENTED A CRUCIAL BIT OF YOU (THE SECOND COOLED CONTAINER THAT MAKES THE STEAM ENGINE TRULY EFFICIENT) pants: WOW
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#engineering
#science
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
1,682 5/9/2003 a very tiny tardis
pants: spigot: THAT'S A NONPRINTABLE spigot: OR A VERY TINY TARDIS
pants
spigot
#dr-who
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#tardis
#woodring-room-background
1,683 5/10/2003 like a weed
spigot: I NEED SOMEONE TO GROPE AROUND MY PANTS AND PULL MY DONG LIKE A WEED spigot: A HORRIBLE POINTY THORNY POKEY WEED THAT WON'T SHUT UP DURING TV deuce: T SPIGOT VIGOROUSLY AS IN TEARING IT OUT OR JUST ROUGHLY TESTING TO SEE HOW DEEP THE WEED IS IN THERE
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#dong
#weed
1,684 5/11/2003 sunday after noon
deuce: KEEPING QUIET AND HOLDING PERFECTLY STILL (TO AVOID BEING DETECTED)
deuce
#deuce-solo
#sfw
#stealth
#sunday
#woodring-field-background
1,685 5/12/2003 the power of liquor
spigot: I HEARD LIQUOR MAKES THE GALS LOOSER!!! SO I SMASHED THE BOTTLE OVER HER HEAD
spigot
#misogyny
#spigot-solo
1,686 5/13/2003 grenade
atandt: YOU THERE BOY WHAT DAY IS THIS pants: SUCK THE DICK YOU FAT OLD MAN atandt: WHERE ARE WE pants: SOME KIND OF GAY FOXHOLE AS FAR AS I CAN TELL atandt: GRENADE pants: HLAGHLHALUAG
atandt
pants
#a-christmas-carol
#atandt-pants
#cocksucking
#cocksucking-noises
#fat-old-man
#fighting-irish-pose
#foxhole
#gay
#grenade
#hi-fi
#huffy-pants
#woodring-field-background
1,687 5/14/2003 old mc donald
spigot: OLD MCDONALD HAD A PRICK spigot: E I OW spigot: OWWWWWWWWWW
spigot
#nursery-rhyme
#ow
#physical-comedy
#singing
#spigot-solo
1,688 5/15/2003 eisner fun bucks
deuce: WE'RE GOING TO DISNEYLAND !!!!!!! TO LICK DICK pants: CAN WE RIDE THE SKYWAY/PEOPLEMOVER THINGY ??????? AND LICK DICK pants: DEFINITELY THE SUBMARINE VOYAGE WITH DICK pants: ROCKET RODS, SWISS FAMILY ROBINSON AND THE TIKI ROOM (ALL WITH DICK) pants: I CAN'T WAIT TO PISS UP ALL THE BATHROOMS AND GRUDGE-FUCK TOONTOWN
deuce
pants
#coy-pants
#dicklicking
#disneyland
#drunk-deuce
#huffy-pants
#piss
#somber-deuce
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-field-background
1,689 5/16/2003 and so much more
spigot: OH BOY spigot: THE POLKA-DOT DOOR, THE POLKA-DOT DOOR spigot: LET'S PEEK THROUGH TO THE POLKA-DOT DOOR spigot: FOR SONGS AND STORIES AND SO MUCH MORE spigot: DOOT DA DOOT BA DOOT DOOT spigot: THROUGH THE POLKA DOT DOOR spigot: HI I'M DON AND WELCOME TO THE POLKA DOT DOOR spigot: HUHHHH HUBRHLULU STAGEFRIGHT spigot: HURRRRRRR HURRRRRRRR TRYING TO BREATHE spigot: BLUHH HUHHHHH THE POLKA-DOTS ARE ALL OVER ME NOW spigot: HURRRRRRRRR SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING
spigot
#hhhhh
#oh-boy
#panic-attack
#sfw
#singing
#spigot-solo
#stagefright
#woodring-field-background
1,690 5/17/2003 E5
pants: I AM EATING EVERYTHING IN THE "D" ROW OF THE VENDING MACHINE spigot: T PANTS WAIT TILL YOU GET TO E5: FIG BARS
pants
spigot
#fig-bars
#pants-spigot
#vending-machine
#woodring-stairs-background
1,691 5/18/2003 like an aluminum bat
spigot: FOLKS I HAVE BEEN ARRESTED FOR DONGCHONGERY AND FONGBONGERY spigot: ALSO TWO GAY IMAGES spigot: I WOULD NOT HAVE BELIEVED IT MYSELF IF I DIDN'T ACTUALLY CHOKE IT ALL THE WAY DOWN LIKE AN ALUMINUM BAT
spigot
#choking
#dongchongery-and-fongbongery
#folks
#gay
#rhyming
#white-background
1,692 5/19/2003 the same page
pants: WHO WILL SAVE MY SOUL deuce: ME ME ME ME ME pants: HOW WILL YOU ACCOMPLISH THIS TASK deuce: WITH TOOTHPICKS AND A LOT OF GLUE pants: WE ARE ON THE SAME PAGE THEN
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#jewel
#soul
#woodring-field-background
1,693 5/20/2003 planting seeds
pants: WE SHOULD DISCUSS YOUR VIOLATIONS OF MY 7-BIT STRUCTURE (RE: RAMMING YOUR COCK INTO MY FLOWER BEDS) deuce: I'M PLANTING SEEDS pants: YOU HAVE SCARED THE GOPHERS OFF (WHICH IS GOOD) BUT ALSO DEFORESTED THE REGION (MAKING IT UNINHABITABLE FOR 900 YEARS) deuce: HOLD STILL pants: MY CHILDREN WILL SING PRAISE UNTO YOU FROM THEIR SECOND MOUTH OR GILLS (PRETTY MUCH WE HAVE TO KEEP THE LITTLE ONE UNDERWATER AT ALL TIMES) deuce: I SAID HOLD STILL
deuce
pants
#7-bit
#coy-pants
#deforestation
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#hold-still
#millers-crossing
#science-fiction
#woodring-stairs-background
1,694 5/21/2003 works for me
deuce: COULD WE ALL HAVE A DISCUSSION HERE ABOUT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PRIORITY AND SEVERITY IN OUR BUG REPORTS deuce: I THINK THIS DEMANDS A THREE-HOUR MEETING BECAUSE THIS KIND OF SUBJECT IS VERY IMPORTANT pants: OKAY PEOPLE BUG REPORT pants: COCKS: THEY HURT -- WHAT TO DO ??? SIGNED CONFUSED FROM JERKCITY deuce: WORKSFORME
deuce
pants
#bug-report
#cocks
#deuce-pants
#meeting
#woodring-room-background
#worksforme
1,695 5/22/2003 steps to reproduce
deuce: 1. BEND DOWN REAL LOW deuce: 2. PRETEND LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW I'M BEHIND YOU deuce: 3. FLUTTER UP TO GOD BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN RAPED spigot: I NEED BABY GOLD BOND MEDICATED POWDER
deuce
spigot
#bug-report
#deuce-spigot
#god
#gold-bond
#list
#mousehole
#rape
#woodring-room-background
1,696 5/23/2003 i seen him in action
pants: CHRIST IS LORD pants: I SEEN HIM IN ACTION pants: ARE YOU THE LITTLE GUY JUMPING UP AND DOWN ON THE BUILDING IN ADVANCE WARS ??? I BEAT OFF TO YOU NIGHTLY deuce: GHLUAAHLAG
deuce
pants
#advance-wars
#christ
#christ-is-lord
#deuce-pants
#religion
#video-games
#woodring-field-background
1,697 5/24/2003 raror
spigot: YOU CAN ROLL A ROLO / TO YOUR PAL spigot: ACTUALLY YOU CAN ONLY ROLL A ROLL OF ROLOS TO YOUR PAL BECAUSE SINGLE ROLOS VEER OFF INTO THE WEEDS deuce: SO YOU LIED (FROWN)
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#mousehole
#nonstandard-title-panel
#rolo
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
1,698 5/25/2003 straight out of the carton
spigot: WELL THAT'S THE LAST TIME I LICK DICK STRAIGHT OUT OF THE CARTON pants: ARE YOU BRUISED OR DIZZY pants: I HAVE A CALL ON LINE ONE FOR "MISTAR NAMESERVAR" pants: THIS COULD TAKE ALL DAY (AND THEN SOME)
pants
spigot
#bruised
#dizzy
#dns
#internet
#nonstandard-title-panel
#pants-spigot
#phone
#tmbg37-goes-to-the-market
#woodring-stairs-background
1,699 5/26/2003 clap the seat up and down
pants: MY CAREER PATH IS MOSTLY TOILETS AND KEEPING THEM CLEAN, CARING FOR THEM (FEEDING THEM) spigot: DO YOU EVER CLAP THE SEAT UP AND DOWN LIKE A PAC-MAN MOUTH AND HAVE CONVERSATIONS spigot: I LIKE TO PRETEND I'M JACK MCCOY AND ATTACH TWELVE TOILETS TO STRINGS AND DELIVER CLOSING ARGUMENTS TO THEM: WE THE JURY (CLAMP CLONK CLAMP BONK) FIND THE DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY spigot: YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT deuce: CAN I BE LET OUT OF THIS BOX NOW
pants
spigot
#box
#deuce-pants-spigot
#funloving-nonsense
#law-and-order
#mousehole
#pacman
#toilet
#woodring-room-background
1,700 5/27/2003 home phone
spigot: THEN AS GOD AS MY WITNESS THEY FORCED ME TO PLACE AN AD SAYING I WOULD LICK PRICKS FOR FREE AND MY HOME PHONE deuce: T SPIGOT THAT IS SOME KIND OF AWFUL CROSS TO BEAR spigot: LET'S PLAY A JOKE ON PANTS WHERE YOU LICK MY DICK deuce: T SPIGOT HOW IS THAT A JOOOO OOOOOOOO OOOOOO OOOO spigot: BECAUSE I GET MY DICK LICKED AND PANTS IS NONE THE WISER deuce: I CANNOT ARGUE WITH THAT IMPECCABLE LOGIC
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#dicklicking
#god
#joke
#logic
#woodring-stairs-background
1,701 5/28/2003 martin short
deuce: EARTH TO MARTIN SHORT deuce: FUCKING SHUT UP deuce: TRANSMISSION ENDS
deuce
#deuce-solo
#diss
#fucking-shut-up
#hi-fi
#martin-short
#radio
#woodring-field-background
1,702 5/29/2003 frenzied protesters
spigot: FRENZIED PROTESTERS IN PESHAWAR SET FIRE TO THE AMERICAN FLAG, THEN RIPPED IT APART AND ATE THE SMOULDERING REMNANTS spigot: WHILE AMERICA WATCHED FRASIER spigot: FOLLOWED BY A BONUS FRASIER
spigot
#bonus
#current-events
#flag-burning
#frasier
#pakistan
#protesters
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-den-background
1,703 5/30/2003 if i were to have
pants: SOLD TO THE RAPE VICTIM IN THE PAJAMAS deuce: OKAY GUYS HERE'S THE DEAL I DIDN'T RAPE THAT LITTLE BOY BUT IF I DID I WOULD BE REALLY SORRY deuce: CAN I GO NOW pants: I CAN GO HOME IF I TELL YOU HOW SORRY I AM (AS IF THE BOY WAS STANDING HERE HIMSELF!!!!!!) pants: SURELY YOU'LL LET ME OFF AS I HAVE A TINY PECKER
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#micropenis
#pedophilia
#rape
#woodring-field-background
1,704 5/31/2003 sun down
pants: I LIKE THE DIXIE CHICKS deuce: YOU'RE LATE pants: YOU CAN'T STOP THESE ARMS FROM HUGGING YOU deuce: NO I CANNOT BUT I CAN SCREAM SO LOUD THE WHOLE WORLD WILL HEAR ME pants: SPIGOT THE BEAR WILL BE RIGHT BACK
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dixie-chicks
#hugs
#scream
#screaming
#spigot-the-bear
#vote
#woodring-stairs-background
1,705 6/1/2003 oh you do not
spigot: T PANTS I'VE GOT PHOTOS OF YOU GETTING GAY IN THE BACK ROOM pants: T SPIGOT OH YOU DO NOT IT WAS TOO DARK IN THERE FOR PICTURES TO COME OUT PROPERLY
pants
spigot
#blackmail
#coy-pants
#gay
#photos
#woodring-stairs-background
1,706 6/2/2003 operator precedence
atandt: FAT+GAY/AIDS spigot: T ATANDT PLEASE PUT PARENTHESIS AROUND (FAT+GAY) SO WE KNOW TO ADD THOSE FIRST BEFORE DIVIDING BY AIDS deuce: OPERATOR PRECEDENCE HAS NEVER BEEN SO PAINFUL
atandt
deuce
spigot
#aids
#computer-science
#fat
#gay
#math
#operator-precedence
#programming
#woodring-stairs-background
1,707 6/3/2003 this magic show
atandt: THIS MAGIC SHOW IS SERIOUSLY MAKING MY NUTS ACHE spigot: T SIR YOU ARE GIVING AWAY HOW THE BOX WORKS
atandt
spigot
#magic
#mousehole
#prayer
#woodring-room-background
1,708 6/4/2003 spooky
pants: BLUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH pants: SHUFFLING SOUNDS FROM THE HAUNTED STALL pants: DARE I INVESTIGATE
pants
#bonequest-hi-fi
#ghost
#mystery
#pants-solo
#toilet
#woodring-stairs-background
1,709 6/5/2003 ISM
spigot: I DETECT PLAGIARISM (OR SOME KIND OF ISM WITH A J SOUND) pants: THE BONG ESCAPED !!! I AM CALLING IN THE [NO CARRIER] spigot: I SIMPLY CANNOT WAIT FOR THE HUGE GARLIC FESTIVAL FOLLOWED BY THE ARTICHOKE FESTIVAL FOLLOWED BY THE YOU'RE CHOKING ME FESTIVAL pants: TOO BAD IT OVERLAPS WITH THE [UNINTELLIGIBLE] spigot: TEN THOUSAND MILES TO CASA DE FRUTA?!?!?!?!? STEP ON IT pants: [STATIC]
pants
spigot
#bong
#casa-de-fruta
#choking
#deuce-pants
#festival
#ham-radio
#modem
#no-carrier
#pants-spigot
#radio
#travel
#woodring-field-background
1,710 6/6/2003 a dangerous drug
deuce: I'M AN UNEDUCATED MORON PARENT WHO SHOULD HAVE BEEN PRESCREENED FOR ELIGIBILITY TO FUCKING CARRY ON MY GENES spigot: A DANGEROUS DRUG CALLED MTV
deuce
spigot
#bunny
#deuce-spigot
#drugs
#eugenics
#mousehole
#mtv
#parent
#woodring-room-background
1,711 6/7/2003 A Slow Start
pants: BULGBLAGBULAGBLG pants: THE LOWERCASE B AT THE BEGINNING MEANS I HAD A SLOW START THERE pants: BUT I AM CLEARLY IN FIRST PLACE
pants
#behind-the-scenes
#comic-chat
#lowercase
#pants-solo
#sfw
#smooth-fonts
#woodring-field-background
1,712 6/8/2003 smoke dope with me
spigot: THE THOMPSON TWINS SALAD SET??? THE THOMPSON TONGS IN THE SHAPE OF THE GUY AND WHAT'S HER NAME???? AND THE BLACK GUY'S THE PEPPER GRINDER??????? SMOKE DOPE WITH ME PEOPLE I'M MAKING MONEY FA$T!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot
#auction
#dope
#drugs
#grift
#marijuana
#sellout
#smooth-fonts
#spigot-solo
#thompson-twins
#woodring-field-background
1,713 6/9/2003 Impeach Bush
spigot: IMPEACH BUSH!!!!!!!!! LILLITH FAIR
spigot
#bush
#impeach
#legal
#lilith-fair
#politics
#sfw
#smooth-fonts
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
1,714 6/10/2003 Slim Jim
spigot: AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO DARES SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM?
spigot
#fat
#philosophy
#sfw
#slim-jim
#smooth-fonts
#snap-into-a-slim-jim
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
1,715 6/11/2003 Gay Lime Pie
pants: I'LL HAVE ME SOME OF THAT GAY LIME PIE PLEASE pants: MY BIG FAT FACE AND YOUR BIG FAT FACE AND OUR BIG FAT FACES pants: ARE YOU A FAGGOT.INI
pants
#be-gay-with-me
#cropped
#deja-vu
#faggot
#fat
#filename
#gay
#ini
#ladybugs
#pants-solo
#pie
#smooth-fonts
#woodring-stairs-background
1,716 6/12/2003 Clean Plate
spigot: THE ONLY CLEAN PLATE I HAVE IS THIS JERKCITY BOOK pants: DISHWASHER SAFE
pants
spigot
#dishwasher
#dishwasher-safe
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#smooth-fonts
#woodring-stairs-background
1,717 6/13/2003 just us chumps
deuce: SOMEONE RAPE ME WITH A BROOM deuce: OR A BROOM-LIKE OBJECT deuce: LIKE A RAKE FOR INSTANCE deuce: PERHAPS A POOL SKIMMER deuce: I MEAN IMPROVISE HERE !!!!!
deuce
#abner-louima
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#improvisation
#rape
#woodring-field-background
1,718 6/14/2003 lois aryes, nina hartley and jeanette littledove
spigot: IF LOIS AYRES, NINA HARTLEY AND JEANETTE LITTLEDOVE WERE TRAPPED IN A BURNING BUILDING AND YOU ONLY HAD ENOUGH TIME TO SAVE ONE OF THEM, WHERE WOULD YOU AND JEANETTE LITTLEDOVE GO ON YOUR HONEYMOON ?????????????? THERE IS NO RIGHT/WRONG ANSWER AS LONG AS THE OTHER TWO BURN DOWN AND BE QUIET FOREVER deuce: I'M WITH YOU ALL THE WAY ON THAT ONE
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#diss
#games
#high-res
#jeanette-littledove
#lois-ayres
#nina-hartley
#porn
#woodring-field-background
1,719 6/15/2003 victoria paris, christy canyon and ashlyn gere
deuce: OKAY SO YOU'RE STRANDED ON A REMOTE ISLAND WITH VICTORIA PARIS, CHRISTY CANYON, AND ASHLYN GERE: WHICH TWO DO YOU KILL AND EAT spigot: WELL ASHLYN GERE WAS ON X-FILES ONCE SO THAT'S MINUS TEN POINTS AND CHRISTY CANYON'S JUST PLAIN FLOPPY SO I WOULD BONK VICTORIA PARIS ON THE HEAD WITH A COCONUT AND SHE'D BE THE MOTOR ON MY CHRISTY-BOOB RAFT/FLOAT deuce: WHAT MEANS OF PROPULSION ?!?!? spigot: S-E-X BABY!!!!!!!!!!
deuce
spigot
#coconut
#deuce-spigot
#engineering
#games
#island
#kill-fuck-marry
#misogyny
#murder
#porn
#raft
#title-mismatch
#woodring-field-background
#x-files
1,720 6/16/2003 you deserve sex
deuce: I HOPE ROBERT DOWNEY JR. IS ALL RIGHT UP THERE IN HEAVEN pants: THAT POOR LITTLE GUY pants: I LOVED HIM IN ALIENS 2
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#movies
#robert-downey-jr
#woodring-field-background
1,721 6/17/2003 you shoulda been there
deuce: IS IT JUST ME OR IS MISS PIGGY HOT pants: I'M MORE OF A BUGS BUNNY IN A DRESS MAN
deuce
pants
#crossdressing
#deuce-pants
#fetish
#muppets
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
1,722 6/18/2003 half right
atandt: THE LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR pants: OUT OF THE WAY BUB YOU'RE BLOCKING PROGRESS atandt: THIS ONLINE STORE SMELLS FUNNY
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#marijuana
#math
#woodring-room-background
1,723 6/19/2003 dead baby boy
atandt: GIN, VERMOUTH AND A SUGAR CUBE TIED TO A SLOPPY, REAMED-OUT OLIVE atandt: WHAT IF WE NEVER SAID THESE THINGS atandt: WHAT IF HAVE WE NO FREE WILL atandt: HOW CAN WE KNOW pants: YOUR STALL IS READY GENTLEMEN FOLLOW ME
atandt
pants
#alcohol
#atandt-deuce
#drink
#drunk-deuce
#martini
#philosophy
#recipe
#woodring-stairs-background
1,724 6/20/2003 crash helmet
pants: OFER pants: SUCKING COCKS IN THE BARNES & NOBLE TOILETS SHOULDN'T LEAD TO FLOATING IN SPACE!!! HOW EMBARASSING
pants
#barnes-and-noble
#cocksucking
#huffy-pants
#pants-solo
#space-background
1,725 6/21/2003 the gang's all here
net: DID I MENTION THE SQUEEZING deuce: WHERE/WHAT net: OKAY net: THERE'S THIS SQUEEZING net: RIGHT BELOW THE SWELLING net: DOWN THE STREET FROM THE CHOKING
deuce
net
#choking
#deuce-net
#injury
#medical
#woodring-room-background
1,726 6/22/2003 everyone's a comic
deuce: I'M WARNING YOU DON'T EAT THIS ROTTEN DICK !!!!! IT WILL INFECT YOUR TONSILS (AGAIN) net: DON'T YOU REVERSE PSYCHOSOMATIC ME deuce: ONCE AGAIN IN ENGLISH PLEASE net: YOU CAN'T GET ME WITH YOUR REVERSE PHYSIOLOGY deuce: ARE YOU ASKING ME TO PLAY DOCTOR WITH YOU net: IT HURTS RIGHT HERE
deuce
net
#deuce-net
#jean-charles
#medical
#reverse-psychology
#woodring-room-background
1,727 6/23/2003 you heard the man he's a goddamn gooseneck lamp
pants: I'M A GOOSENECK LAMP deuce: THAT EXPLAINS A LOT pants: CAN'T WE JUST ROUND THEM UP AND PUT THEM IN A CAMP deuce: I STUFF CHEESE BETWEEN MY LEGS pants: I WOULD LIKE TO LICK A DICK UNDERWATER (YOU'VE HEARD ME SAY THIS BEFORE BUT THIS TIME I REALLY WILL) deuce: EVERY TIME YOU TALK ABOUT THIS YOU PUSSY OUT AND DROWN
deuce
pants
#bong
#deuce-pants
#dicklicking
#drowning
#drunk-deuce
#genocide
#underwater
#woodring-field-background
1,728 6/24/2003 USUX0RS
spigot: FOLKS DOES VIVID VIDEO ACTUALLY EMPLOY MORE THAN ONE PORN STAR???? OR IS IT JUST THE SAME STUPID SHIT / DIFFERENT WIGS pants: ALL OF OUR EX-GIRLFRIENDS (EXCEPT THE CREEPY ONES) IN A VIDEO TOGETHER ?????? pants: JEAN-CHARLES YOUR CRAZY SCHEME MIGHT JUST LAND US THE INTERNET IPO WE'VE BEEN YAHO*YGHOGPHAG pants: YAOGOAG{{{{{{{{ NO CARRIER OH GOD JEAN-CHARLES YOU SAT ON THE INTERNET PUMP NOW WE'RE OFFLINE FOREVER AND EVER
pants
spigot
#ex-girlfriend
#folks
#internet
#jean-charles
#no-carrier
#pants-spigot
#porn
#videotape
#vivid
#woodring-stairs-background
1,729 6/25/2003 A Cookie
: PANTS EATS A COOKIE : PANTS EATS ANOTHER COOKIE : PANTS GOTO EATS A COOKIE
pants
#basic
#caption
#cookies
#fatness
#goto
#okay-pants-face
#pants-solo
#programming
#sfw
#smooth-fonts
#woodring-stairs-background
1,730 6/26/2003 What's the Haps?
spigot: YO WORD UP WITH THE ONE TWO WHAT'S THE HAPS HURR DUH
spigot
#music
#rap
#sfw
#smooth-fonts
#spigot-solo
#woodring-den-background
1,731 6/27/2003 dead at 100
atandt: A GLORIOUS DAY FOR SODOMY AND NIKE
atandt
#atandt-solo
#celebration
#nike
#sodomy
#woodring-room-background
1,732 6/28/2003 shit my green
ozone: DOMAIN NIS.JERKCITY.COM NOT BOUND RPC FAILURE - CLNTUDP_CREATE() ozone: SHIT MY GREEN STAYS GREEN ozone: AND MY WHITE STAYS WHITE deuce: STRANGELY ENOUGH MY SHIT IS GREEN ozone: I NEED A REPLACEMENT FOR BLUE deuce: T OZONE SO DO I (AND I THINK YOU KNOW I MEAN HERE)
deuce
ozone
#blue
#colors
#deuce-ozone
#drunk-deuce
#extra-white-space
#green
#nis
#shit
#unix
#washing
#woodring-field-background
1,733 6/29/2003 three broken ribs and a busted jaw
deuce: GHGAHLGAHLGALHGALHGHLGHL FALLING ON THE GROUND WITH THREE BROKEN RIBS AND A BUSTED JAW deuce: I GOTTA JERK MORE CALMLY pants: I LOVE YOU deuce: THAT'S NOT HELPING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LHLABLHBAHLBALHBAHLBAHLBAAHL JERKING IT ALL OVER AGAIN pants: HLUAGHLAHGLHULAG AND MAKING YOU START OVER A THIRD TIME
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#injury
#jerking
#o-of-a-mouth
#woodring-stairs-background
1,734 6/30/2003 sea cucumber
spigot: I'M A SEA CUCUMBER deuce: I'M A SEA CUCUMBER RAPER spigot: THEN I'M NO LONGER A SEA CUCUMBER deuce: YOU WIN THIS ROUND
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#rape
#sea-cucumber
#woodring-stairs-background
1,735 7/1/2003 buffer is empty, the
atandt: THE BUFFER IS EMPTY atandt: BETTER GET STARTED: WHO IS "FOR" GAY DICK? deuce: "FOR" MEANING APPROVING OR "FOR" MEANING FORCED TO PARTAKE atandt: I'M GOING WITH BOTH atandt: GOBBLING DICK DOWN LIKE A BAGEL SANDWICH
atandt
deuce
#bagels
#dick
#extra-white-space
#grammar
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
1,736 7/2/2003 proud, defiant
spigot: I PREFER PROUD, DEFIANT JERKS spigot: THE KIND THAT SPURT UP AND SAY "HEY I'M GAY TODAY" spigot: "AND I MIGHT BE GAY TOMORROW AND THE DAY AFTER THAT" spigot: I APOLOGIZE spigot: I DON'T OWN ANY STEPHEN KING spigot: WELL I HOPE THESE JOKES ARE STILL FRESH spigot: AFTER ALL THE LIGHT YEARS THEY TRAVELLED TO GET HERE spigot: THESE SPACE JOKES
spigot
#apologies
#space-jokes
#spigot-solo
#stand-up-comedy
#stephen-king
#woodring-stairs-background
1,737 7/3/2003 impeachment proceedings
pants: THE CITIZENS OF SIMCITY IMPEACHED ME FOR DANGLING MY WANG OVER THEIR CITYSTATE pants: THEY HATE IT WHEN I DO THAT pants: YOU THINK "PINK DICK FROM THE GODS AGAIN" AND THEN EARTHQUAKES, FIRE TRUCK NOISES
pants
#earthquake
#god
#pants-solo
#simcity
#title-mismatch
#woodring-room-background
1,738 7/4/2003 WHAT THE HELL
spigot: POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND
spigot
#hi-fi
#physical-comedy
#pound
#smooth-fonts
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
1,739 7/5/2003 a severe case
deuce: I HAVE A SEVERE CASE OF LITHOPANSPERMIA
deuce
#deuce-solo
#french-toilet
#science
#sfw
#single-panel
#woodring-stairs-background
1,740 7/6/2003 OVEN MITT
dick: BEETEN SIE OFFEN MIT MICH deuce: BEAT ME OFF WITH AN OVEN MIT!?!?!?!
deuce
dick
hitler
#deuce-dick
#german
#hitler
#mousehole
#oven-mitts
#smooth-fonts
#special-guest
#uncredited-character
#woodring-room-background
1,741 7/7/2003 ANY KIND OF TREE
pants: IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF TREE I'D BE A FUCKING FAGGOT
pants
#faggots
#pants-solo
#smooth-fonts
#woodring-stairs-background
1,742 7/8/2003 YOUR AD HERE
spigot: HOT TOWN / SUMMER IN THE CITY / $18.95 FOR A BOOK OF JERKCITY
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#sellout
#sfw
#singing
#smooth-fonts
#summer-in-the-city
#the-lovin-spoonful
1,743 7/9/2003 ANOTHER JEWEL BOOK
spigot: COMING UP NEXT: ANOTHER POETRY BOOK BY JEWEL spigot: UNICORNS spigot: UNICORNS spigot: UNICORNS spigot: THE END
spigot
#books
#jewel
#literature
#mountain-background
#poetry
#repetition
#sfw
#smooth-fonts
#spigot-solo
#unicorns
1,744 7/10/2003 CHOWN
pants: CHOWN ME pants: ANY OWNER WILL DO pants: CHMOD ME pants: 777 SO ALL CAN SAMPLE MY TALENTS, MY WARES pants: AND SO FORTH
pants
#chmod
#chown
#coy-pants
#pants-solo
#sfw
#smooth-fonts
#unix
#woodring-field-background
1,745 7/11/2003 jerk machine
deuce: I'M JUST A JERK MACHINE
deuce
#jerking
#machine
#woodring-field-background
1,746 7/12/2003 CEO
pants: I AM A CEO (COCKSUCKER SOMETHING SOMETHING) deuce: THE ACRONYM CLEARLY COULDN'T STAND FOR THAT
deuce
pants
#acronym
#ceo
#cocksucker
#corporate
#deuce-pants
#mountain-background
#smooth-fonts
#title
1,747 7/13/2003 rotten fruits and vegetables
deuce: I AM PUMMELLING YOU WITH ROTTEN FRUITS AND VEGETABLES
deuce
#music
#rotten-fruit
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
1,748 7/14/2003 faith less
deuce: I'M A FAITHLESS ELECTOR deuce: QUICK FOLLOWUP: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT TERM MEANS
deuce
#drunk-deuce
#electoral-college
#filler-panel
#politics
#woodring-stairs-background
1,749 7/15/2003 chubby republican dick
pants: I'M A LIGHT BULB pants: SCREW ME IN pants: BLBLBLLBLBLBL BILL O'REILLY AND HIS CHUBBY REPUBLICAN DICK BLBLBLBL
pants
#bill-oreilly
#fox-news
#light-bulb
#pants-solo
#republican
#woodring-room-background
1,750 7/16/2003 intro duct ions
spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO... MY WANG
spigot
#dicks
#introduction
#spigot-solo
#wang
#woodring-stairs-background
1,751 7/17/2003 emacs
pants: MANKIND'S GREATEST FOE IS EMACS pants: OUR CITYSTATES AND TRI-COUNTY AREAS HAVE SUFFERED FOR TOO LONG pants: WE SHALL FORCE THEM TO USE VI UNDER THREAT OF GAY DICK pants: THAT'S RIGHT: OPEN WIDE YOU FAT BEARDO HERE I COME HLUAGHLAHLAG pants: HURTING YOU
pants
#beard
#dicks
#editor
#emacs
#gay
#huffy-pants
#unix
#vi
#woodring-field-background
1,752 7/18/2003 mister zip
atandt: I HAVE A LETTER FROM PANTS WHO IS ON VACATION atandt: "HELP, STUCK IN JAIL, NEED $500" atandt: THAT'S NOT IT atandt: HERE IT IS atandt: "HELLO FROM PANTS" atandt: "I'M ACTUALLY IN THE NEXT ROOM UNDER THE SINK" atandt: "JUST LIKE THE NEWSRADIO WHERE MATTHEW DIDN'T REALLY GO TO JAPAN" atandt: "GET IN HERE QUICK LOVE PANTS"
atandt
#atandt-solo
#bail
#jail
#letter
#newsradio
#radio
#sfw
#sink
#vacation
#woodring-room-background
1,753 7/19/2003 U.S.A. OUT OF JERKCITY
spigot: OFFICIAL HUG TESTER spigot: WAY GAY AND ON DRUGS OVER HERE PEOPLE spigot: NOTE: NOT GAY
spigot
#drugs
#gay
#hugs
#not-gay
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
1,754 7/20/2003 tight ship
pants: COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH HOLD ON A SEC COUGH COUGH pants: HUHHH HUHHHHH OKAY OKAY pants: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S ONLY ONE PANEL LEFT
pants
#dope
#drugs
#hhhhh
#huffy-pants
#marijuana
#meta
#morse-code
#pants-solo
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
1,755 7/21/2003 at the library
pants: HOW ABOUT "BEHIND SAD EYES : THE GEORGE HARRISON STORY" deuce: THERE IS NO POSSIBLE REASON I COULD WANT THAT BOOK SIR pants: OH COME ON pants: EVERYBODY LOVES THE ROLLING STONES
deuce
pants
#beatles
#biography
#books
#deuce-pants
#rolling-stones
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
1,756 7/22/2003 cocksucking laws with weird dot hanging around
pants: WHY CAN'T WE REFORM COCKSUCKING LAWS !!!!!!!! pants: OH pants: OH SUCH A LAW deuce: GAHGLAHGLGH
deuce
pants
#cocksucking
#deuce-pants
#filename
#legal
#stray-dot
#vim
#woodring-stairs-background
1,757 7/23/2003 recent streetlight records purchases
pants: THE SOUNDTRACK TO SEXY BEAST pants: R.E.M. SINGLE "E-BOW THE LETTER" (PERHAPS THIS WILL SCARE THE HERPES AWAY) pants: SOME KIND OF SIGOR ROS CD WITH MR CLEAN SINGING ALONG PLUS A FUTURE SOUND OF LONDON CD WITH A 2002 COPYRIGHT
#future-sound-of-london
#herpes
#mr-clean
#music
#pants-solo
#rem
#sexy-beast
#sigor-ros
#streetlight-records
#woodring-stairs-background
1,758 7/24/2003 chips ahoy
deuce: ANYONE NOT PRESENTLY A HO FOR THE DEUCE CAN NOW CONSIDER THEMSELVES ONE spigot: I'M ALL THAT AND A BAG OF CHIPS AHOY spigot: OKAY I'M WHITE spigot: I MEAN I'M A ZEBRA STOP HITTING
deuce
spigot
#abuse
#ahoy
#cookies
#deuce-spigot
#ho
#smooth-fonts
#the-deuce
#woodring-den-background
#zebra
1,759 7/25/2003 american
pants: PLEASE HELP ME TO BECOME A BETTER AMERICAN pants: PLEASE HELP ME TO BECOME A BETTER AMERICAN pants: WHATEVER IT TAKES
pants
#america
#pants-solo
#repetition
#sfw
#smooth-fonts
#woodring-stairs-background
1,760 7/26/2003 sign-up
atandt: WHERE DO I SIGN UP? deuce: FOR DICKS ?? atandt: NO deuce: FOR DICKS THEN atandt: NO deuce: LET'S KISS (OPEN MOUTHED) atandt: OK YES atandt: YOU WORE ME DOWN deuce: WHOO
atandt
deuce
#be-gay-with-me
#dicks
#gay
#kissing
#woodring-stairs-background
1,761 7/27/2003 shave me
deuce: WHO WANTS TO SHAVE ME atandt: I WOULD LIKE NOT TO atandt: IN FACT atandt: I WILL PAY deuce: (TURNS TO CAMERA) YOU CAN SEE HOW THIS SCAM REALLY PAYS OFF atandt: WAIT WERE YOU TAPING THAT deuce: NO (FUMBLES WITH DEVICE)
atandt
deuce
#fourth-wall
#grift
#scam
#sfw
#shave
#shaving
#videotape
#woodring-stairs-background
1,762 7/28/2003 shift seven
deuce: I HAVE TO HIT SHIFT-7 TO GET AN APOSTROPHE
deuce
#cropped
#deuce-solo
#keyboard-humor
#morse-code
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
1,763 7/29/2003 if i
spigot: IF I WANTED TO FUCK YOU LADY I'D KNOCK YOU UNCONSCIOUS spigot: IF I WANTED CONVERSATION I'D GO TO A PROSTITUTE
spigot
#prostitute
#woodring-room-background
1,764 7/30/2003 on engineering quality
effigy: I AM BQ QA deuce: BUT YOU HAVE PRIDE deuce: SO YOU'RE BQ QE deuce: YOU DON'T ASSURE QUALITY, YOU ENGINEER QUALITY deuce: WITH YOUR PRIDE ?️‍?
deuce
effigy
#bq
#deuce-effigy
#emoji
#engineering
#mountain-background
#pride
#rainbow
1,765 7/31/2003 what the
pants: AH, BUTTHOLES IN SPRINGTIME
pants
#buttholes
#woodring-stairs-background
1,766 8/1/2003 big girls
pants: BIG GIRLS DO IN FACT CRY
pants
#big-girls
#crying
#facts
#fatness
#pants-solo
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
1,767 8/2/2003 clownin around
spigot: IF I WERE A CLOWN I'D BE CRYING ON THE INSIDE spigot: (BECAUSE OF THE PRICKS)
spigot
#clown
#pricks
#risk
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
1,768 8/3/2003 shit god
deuce: I AM THE SHIT GOD deuce: I NEED NOT CONCERN MYSELF WITH SUCH TRIVIALITIES (MOSTLY CONCERNED WITH SHIT, ETC.) pants: YOU ARE DOING A FINE JOB pants: STILL I WILL REQUIRE A FULL REFUND deuce: YOU'LL HAVE TO TALK TO THE JUDICIARY BRANCH (I'M EXECUTIVE)
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#god
#legal
#mousehole
#refund
#shit
#woodring-room-background
1,769 8/4/2003 larry flynt for president of california
spigot: I AM A STRANGULATION RISK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: RECALL ME
spigot
#choking
#recall
#spigot-solo
#strangulation
#woodring-field-background
1,770 8/5/2003 not the face
deuce: GHLUAHLHALHULAG pants: YOU THINK SO HUH deuce: HBLUHGLAHULAHBAG pants: ARE YOU TALKING TO ME deuce: BLGAUHLGABHLUHLAUBAG pants: NOT THE FACE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#face
#huffy-pants
#woodring-stairs-background
1,771 8/6/2003 long story short
pants: LONG STORY SHORT I LICK DICK
pants
#bong
#dicklicking
#jean-charles
#pants-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
1,772 8/7/2003 outfagged
spigot: WHOEVER _______ HAS TOO MUCH FREE TIME ON THEIR HANDS!!!!!!!!!! spigot: THAT WAS A ***LITTLE*** MORE INFORMATION THAN I WANTED TO KNOW!!!!!! spigot: WELL THANKS FOR SHARING!!!!!!!!!! LOL deuce: TOUCH IT spigot: I spigot: UH spigot: HOO BOY deuce: YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO TOUCH IT spigot: I WOULD REALLY RATHER spigot: LICK IT!!!!!!!!! ALGHLABHA deuce: BHGALHULUGHLUAG
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#licking
#sharing
#tmi
#woodring-stairs-background
1,773 8/8/2003 complaint department suggestion box
pants: WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME (CUFFED, WATCH YOUR HEAD, VAN SPEEDS AWAY)
pants
#abduction
#complaints
#pants-solo
#police
#woodring-den-background
1,774 8/9/2003 produced by criminals
atandt: BUG: PLEASE MAKE THE USER INTERFACE LESS RACIST pants: THE CHINAMAN ICON WILL BE SAD
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#bug-report
#chinaman
#user-interface
#woodring-field-background
1,775 8/10/2003 dark
pants: APPLE BABBLE pants: OH SHIT pants: I SEE YOU pants: NOW I DON'T pants: SHIT IT'S DARK pants: SOMETHING HAPPENED pants: NOT SURE WHAT pants: TRYING TO HIDE
pants
#apple-bapple
#blind
#confusion
#mmm-yeah-oooh-boy
#pants-solo
#reduplication
#woodring-field-background
1,776 8/11/2003 anthrax
deuce: T PANTS I'M A DIPHTHONG pants: T DEUCE YOU MEAN A WARTHOG pants: HUMP atandt: HONK deuce: HURF pants: THE THREE H'S deuce: HUHHHHHHHHHHHH (EXHALE) pants: FOUR H'S pants: I LIED ABOUT THE CANCER
atandt
deuce
pants
#anthrax
#bonequest-hi-fi
#cancer
#coy-pants
#diphthong
#diphthongs
#drunk-deuce
#honk
#huffy-pants
#linguistics
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-stairs-background
1,777 8/12/2003 hardly a miracle
deuce: FOLKS I'VE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT THE MIRACLE OF LIFE IS REALLY GROSS pants: AND HARDLY A MIRACLE
deuce
pants
#birth
#boners
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#folks
#gross
#miracle-of-life
#mousehole
#sfw
#smooth-fonts
#woodring-room-background
1,778 8/13/2003 beat me off
spigot: CATCH THE MONKEY AND WIN $20 spigot: NEXT FIVE SITES spigot: LET THE GAYNESS BEGIN
spigot
#banner-ad
#gayness
#monkey
#smooth-fonts
#spigot-solo
#webring
#woodring-room-background
1,779 8/14/2003 teacup
spigot: Q: WHAT DID THE TEACUP SAY TO THE TEAPOT spigot: A: I'M GOING TO SPURT OFF ALL OVER YOUR DUMB FACE spigot: THEN THE TEAPOT'S ALL "HOW RUDE" AND THEN THE TEACUP COULD PUNCH HIM spigot: I'M STILL WORKING ON IT
spigot
#comedy
#punch
#spigot-solo
#spurt
#teacup
#woodring-room-background
1,780 8/15/2003 latin
pants: IN QUEERUS DELERIUM (DIZZY) pants: PROVO NOVA DONGS IN THE PARKING LOT pants: EL CUPLA DE SANTOS BI-FRIENDLY WANGS deuce: HOLY GOD HE'S DELIRIOUS FROM THE LACK OF BONERS pants: CLINGING TO LIFE (AND THESE HOSTESS PRODUCTS)
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dizzy
#hostess
#parking-lot
#product-placement
#woodring-field-background
1,781 8/16/2003 barely locked
atandt: HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE pants: THE BACK DOOR WAS BARELY LOCKED !!! CAN I HAVE CHANGE FOR THE BUS
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#breaking-and-entering
#bus
#fighting-irish-pose
#marvel
#mousehole
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
1,782 8/17/2003 singing
spigot: NIGHT AND DAY spigot: I'M LICKING DICK spigot: WHETHER FACE DOWN ON THE FLOOR spigot: OR spigot: UNDER A PRICK pants: CAN I HAVE CHANGE FOR THE BUS
pants
spigot
#birthday-strip
#bus
#bus-fare
#change
#cole-porter
#dicklicking
#dicks
#night-and-day
#pants-spigot
#pricks
#singing
#woodring-field-background
1,783 8/18/2003 wake up
deuce: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ pants: WAKE UP deuce: ZZZZZZZZ SNORK ZZZZZZZZZZZZ pants: WAKE UP AND FACE THE MUSIC deuce: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ pants: SERIOUSLY I NEED CHANGE FOR THE BUS
deuce
pants
#bus
#bus-fare
#change
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#huffy-pants
#panhandling
#sfw
#sleeping
#wake-up
#woodring-stairs-background
1,784 8/19/2003 beating off together
spigot: BEATING OFF TOGETHER / FAGGISHLY pants: DUNGEONS **AND** DRAGONS ?!?!?!?!? pants: HOLD ALL MY CALLS I'M GAY IN THE FACE pants: DUNK TANK BWAHHHH spigot: DID I DIAL 415
pants
spigot
#area-code
#bay-area
#beating-off
#dungeons-and-dragons
#gay-in-the-face
#mall
#pants-spigot
#phone
#telephone
#telephony
#woodring-stairs-background
1,785 8/20/2003 side of milk carton
: MISSING SINCE AUGUST 17 2003 : HAVE YOU SEEN THIS FAG
pants
#august
#ecu
#high-res
#missing-poster
#pants-solo
#woodring-room-background
1,786 8/21/2003 gone drinking
pants: THE LITTLE TIVO GUY IN THE UPPER LEFT HAND CORNER OF THE SCREEN IS DRUNK (HE'S WOBBLING MORE THAN USUAL FOR A THURSDAY)
pants
#alcohol
#drunk
#pants-solo
#thursday
#tivo
#woodring-field-background
1,787 8/25/2003 is that like wicca
pants: THE DSM-IV SAYS I WILL NEVER STOP SUCKING COCK (NEVER, EVER) spigot: IS THAT LIKE WICCA
pants
spigot
#cocksucking
#dsm
#high-res
#mountain-background
#pants-spigot
#wicca
1,788 8/26/2003 street car
: Sometimes I feel so afraid that if I go through the effort to leave one of these notes, it will blow away in the wind. So I have been using coins to make sure the message stays put. pants: THE STREETCAR BROKE pants: THE MONKEY CHOKED : T CANADIAN GOTH GIRL HEY LOOK A BEAVER pants: AND THEY ALL WENT TO HEAVEN IN A LITTLE FERRY BOAT
pants
#canadian-goth-girl
#caption
#coins
#heaven
#pants-solo
#rhyming
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
1,789 8/27/2003 chapter 21
: Chapter 21: : "Hurray!" chirped Pants as he tumbled out of the laundry hamper and ran to the door. "The whores are here!" For whatever reason, Pants was particularly excited about their impending arrival and had been trying not to hyperventilate when the knock to the door finally came. : Spigot barely looked up from his big sandwich in progress to acknowledge their presence: "Hello whores!" : The women entered the room nervously at first, squinting to make out the dirty apartment's features. When they spotted the bong sitting on the coffee table, they started to feel more at ease. These guys might be freaks but at least they probably weren't cops. pants: HURRAY THE WHORES ARE HERE spigot: HELLO WHORES pants: THE FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS: DO THE FUCKING DISHES AND BE QUIET ABOUT IT spigot: FOLLOWING THAT WE NEED THE GARAGE CLEANED OUT pants: WILL YOU TAKE AN OUT OF STATE CHECK spigot: I HAVE AN ATM CARD AND A PIN NUMBER
pants
prostitutes
spigot
#apartment
#atm-card
#dishes
#garbage
#lynnea
#narration
#pants-spigot
#prose
#prostitute
#susan
#trash
#uncredited-character
#whore
#whores-are-here
#woodring-room-background
1,790 8/28/2003 guess what
uncredited woman: GUESS WHAT !!! YOU'LL JUST DIE !!! I PLAYED A HOOKER IN JERKCITY !!! I HAD LINES AND EVERYTHING !!!
woman
#ecu
#high-res
#lynnea
#prostitute
#uncredited-character
#woodring-field-background
1,791 8/29/2003 banned from the dick pit
pants: HELP ME OUT HERE COS I'M CONFUSED AGAIN (YET, STILL, CONTINUOUSLY) spigot: STATE YOUR PROBLEM pants: I HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM THE DICK PIT spigot: HMM spigot: AREN'T YOU THEIR BIGGEST CUSTOMER pants: AYE (SEAN CONNERY VOICE) spigot: IN FACT AREN'T YOU THEIR DISTRIBUTOR AND MARKETING DEPARTMENT pants: THAT'S RIGHT LAD spigot: IN FACT AREN'T YOU THE OWNER AND ONLY REGULAR CUSTOMER pants: UH I spigot: HOW CAN YOU BE BANNED FROM YOUR OWN LIVING ROOM pants: LET ME DESCRIBE A UNIQUE FORM OF EMBEZZLEMENT spigot: HUHHHH
pants
spigot
#confusion
#crime
#dick-pit
#embezzlement
#mountain-background
#pants-spigot
#sean-connery
#spigot-points
#title-mismatch
#watering-can
1,792 8/30/2003 i love you scott summers
deuce: I LOVE YOU SCOTT SUMMERS atandt: AND I LOVE YOU JEAN WITH ALL MY HEART
atandt
deuce
#atandt-deuce
#high-res
#marvel
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
#x-men
1,793 8/31/2003 big faggoty dick part 3 of 3
pants: IN BIG FAGGOTY DICK PART I THEY SHOT SONNY pants: IN BIG FAGGOTY DICK PART II A YOUNGER VERSION OF ME IS PLAYED BY ROBERT DENIRO spigot: I'VE GOT A GOOD BUZZ GOING OFF THE STUFF I SCRAPED OUT OF MY PIPES AND BONGS pants: BIG FAGGOTY DICK PART III WILL END WITH ME DYING IN A TOMATO GARDEN
pants
spigot
#big-faggoty-dick
#mountain-background
#pants-spigot
#resin
#series
#the-godfather
1,794 9/1/2003 newly pierced tongue
deuce: WOOK I'FF GOD A MEDOW BAW STUKH IMMY TUNGH deuce: SLURP SMACK DUH CLICK RAKE DUH AIN IN COO deuce: SLURP SMACK DUH
deuce
#deuce-solo
#piercings
#sfw
#tongue
#woodring-stairs-background
1,795 9/2/2003 standard query language
atandt: SELECT * FROM WANGS WHERE LENGTH >= '5.75' AND LICKED='N' AND HIV='N' AND FULL_BLOWN_AIDS='N' AND HERPES='N' AND FAGGOTRY='SLOBBERY' ORDER BY STONED, GAY DESC LIMIT 186000
atandt
#dicklicking
#dicks
#herpes
#hiv
#sql
#stoned
#tivo
#wangs
#woodring-stairs-background
1,796 9/3/2003 dial 999
spigot: MUST spigot: REACH spigot: RAPE WHISTLE
spigot
#emergency
#rape
#rape-whistle
#spigot-solo
#uk
1,797 9/4/2003 otherwise still working out some bugs
atandt > XMODEM atandt > V.32 atandt > POTTY atandt > HUHHHHH
atandt
#atandt-solo
#bug
#hhhhh
#lowercase
#modem
#potty
#woodring-stairs-background
1,798 9/5/2003 gay owned business
spigot: AT A GAY OWNED BUSINESS IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT ME TO SAY spigot: A GAY "BAR" IF YOU MUST spigot: WHERE I LICKED DICKS CHOKINGLY DURING MY MORNING SHIFT MWF
spigot
#business
#choking
#dicklicking
#gay
#gay-bar
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
1,799 9/6/2003 help me god
deuce: SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU OPEN THAT FAT MARRIED MOUTH OF YOURS ONCE MORE I'LL FUCK YOU DEAD
deuce
#deuce-solo
#help-me-god
#marriage
#woodring-room-background
1,800 9/7/2003 chubby dir
atandt: I SWEAR ON THE HOLY BIBLE I WILL NEVER OPEN THE CHUBBY DIRECTORY AGAIN atandt: GOD HONOR COUNTRY PEOPLE DICK PEAR'S atandt: T NEWS ADMIN PLEASE GET MORE CHUBBY ALT GROUPS AND DIRS THANKS (XOXO ATANDT)
atandt
#porn
#usenet
#woodring-stairs-background
1,801 9/8/2003 and whatever else
spigot: DICKLICKERY AND WHATEVER ELSE GOES ON AT THE OPERA
spigot
#dicklicking
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
1,802 9/9/2003 giraffe legs
spigot: THERE'S A GIRAFFE IN MY PANTS spigot: FALSE ALARM
spigot
#giraffe
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
1,803 9/10/2003 pep talk
pants: YOU ARE GOING TO EAT THE DICK OR DIE TRYING
pants
#die-trying
#pants-solo
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-room-background
1,804 9/11/2003 three tiered assault
spigot: IT'S LIKE THEY'RE REJECTING AIDS AND BLOWJOBS AND BUTT FUCKING!!!!!!!! A THREE-TIERED ASSAULT
spigot
#aids
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
1,805 9/12/2003 funniest joke ever
pants: CLICK HERE TO GET THE PLUG-IN
pants
#pants-solo
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
1,806 9/13/2003 plural proofs
pants: TRUE STORY: THE BONG DIDN'T FIT INTO THE CABINET UNTIL I ROUNDED UP THE SAWZ-ALL (THE STORY SEEMS LESS PATHETIC WHEN YOU REALIZE I HATE THIS FUCKING RETARDED PIER ONE PIECE OF SHIT PROBABLY BUILT WITH SLAVE LABOR IN GUAM CABINET)
pants
#bong
#marijuana
#orange-background
#pants-solo
#sawz-all
#url
1,807 9/14/2003 your porn
spigot: YOU LIKE YOUR PORN MORE THAN YOU LIKE ME
spigot
#bonequest-hi-fi
#porn
#spigot-solo
1,808 9/15/2003 land of the free
pants: FREE CHONG
pants
#john-ashcroft
#pants-solo
#politics
1,809 9/16/2003 water world
deuce: I'M ON A COLONIZATION SHIP THAT'S JUST ABOUT TO COLONIZE A WATER WORLD WITH VERY MEAN OCTOPUS-LIKE ALIENS THAT DON'T HAVE TECHNOLOGY BUT HAVE THE ABILITY TO KILL THEIR PREY VIA SOUND BLASTS AND THAT UPSETS ME A GREAT DEAL spigot: TRY REBOOTING WITHOUT EXTENSIONS
deuce
spigot
#aliens
#deuce-pants
#macintosh
#woodring-stairs-background
1,810 9/17/2003 tug tug tug
spigot: HUH GLUHDUH pants: ARE YOU OKAY ?!? DO YOU REQUIRE ASSISTANCE ?!?!?! TUG MY BALLS ONCE FOR YES TWICE FOR NO spigot: TUG TUG TUG TUG TUG TUG TUG TUG TUG TUG spigot: OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW pants: I DON'T KNOW MORSE CODE
pants
spigot
#balls
#mousehole
#once-for-x-twice-for-y
#ow
#pants-spigot
#physical-comedy
#woodring-room-background
1,811 9/18/2003 yes and yes
pants: YES I AM AN ASHTRAY BUT YES YOU CAN ALSO PISS ME UP URINAL-STYLE
pants
#ashtray
#bonequest-hi-fi
#pants-solo
#piss
#urinal
#woodring-room-background
1,812 9/19/2003 bubble lips
deuce: IF YOU OPEN YOUR PUDGY LITTLE BUBBLE LIPS AT ME ONCE MORE SO HELP ME GOD I'LL TEACH YOU WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE VIOLENTLY RAPED
deuce
#deuce-solo
#help-me-god
#rape
#violence
#woodring-field-background
1,813 9/20/2003 starting to think
spigot: I'M STARTING TO THINK SHE NEVER GRADUATED FROM WIL WHEATON UNIVERSITY
spigot
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#star-trek
#woodring-stairs-background
1,814 9/21/2003 oh fuck it
pants: I'D BE BUMMED IF MY BONGHITS GOT IN THE WAY OF OUR OH FUCK IT I HATE YOU (BONG NOISES)
pants
#bong-noises
#bonghit
#pants-solo
#woodring-room-background
1,815 9/22/2003 monday after noon
deuce: COCKS ?? pants: I RECKON
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#monday
#woodring-stairs-background
1,816 9/23/2003 collar bomb
spigot: FOLKS IF I DON'T LICK DICK THIS COLLAR BOMB'S GOING TO GO OFF!!!! spigot: CAN YOU PLEASE PLACE YOUR COCK IN MY MOUTH????? spigot: JUST PRETEND I'M NOT WEARING A COLLAR BOMB
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#dicklicking
#folks
#spigot-solo
1,817 9/24/2003 A+++++
spigot: WE ARE ALL SUCKING DICKS IN THE PLUBLUBLGHLURELUGRLPERFECT SUBJUNCTIVE TENSE OF THE VERB!!!!!!!!! AND QUITE WELL!!!!!!! A+++++
spigot
#grammar
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
1,818 9/25/2003 mmm yeah ooh boy
pants: SPACE-AGE FAGGOTRONICS pants: BI-CURIOUS AND PLUMP pants: DEATH TO INFIDELS pants: IT REALLY DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS pants: PUTTING A DOLL'S HEAD ON THE END OF MY DICK AND CALLING IT A DAY pants: IF GOD MADE SANDWICHES I WOULDN'T BE INVITED pants: WE'LL CALL IT "CONCERNED MEN FOR AMERICA" AND REPEAL THE ERA pants: IF WE GOT MARRIED LIKE I SUGGESTED IN THE FIRST PLACE WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS MESS
pants
#dongwear
#faggotronics
#funloving-nonsense
#god
#marriage
#mmm-yeah-oooh-boy
#oh-boy
#pants-solo
#plump
#sandwiches
1,819 9/26/2003 venn diagram
net: LET'S DRAW A VENN DIAGRAM : NET DRAWS A DICK AND TWO BALLS
net
#balls
#caption
#net-solo
#venn-diagram
#woodring-field-background
1,820 9/27/2003 prick break
spigot: PRICK BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: HURF LURF BLUH GLUH MY FACE HOOF HOIF GAY spigot: BACK TO WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot
#dicklicking
#gay
#hoof
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
1,821 9/28/2003 our demands
pants: WE DEMAND HOSTAGES pants: WE WILL TRADE AIRPORT ACCESS, FUEL AND A GETAWAY CAR pants: A REALLY COOL GETAWAY CAR
pants
#demands
#pants-solo
#sfw
#terrorism
#woodring-room-background
1,822 9/29/2003 our fatness
pants: OH CRAP pants: THIS HAPPENED AT LEAST ONCE BEFORE I'M SURE OF IT pants: OH WELL HALGHLUAHGLUHALGHLHALG SLOBBER DUH MOO HLAULULAHGLHALHLAHLUG
pants
#fatness
#pants-solo
#white-background
1,823 9/30/2003 no exit
pants: OH GREAT THIS ISN'T ANY BETTER EITHER pants: MAYBE IF WE JUST OH CRAP IT HAPPENED AGAIN pants: SOME KIND OF TERRIBLE TASTE TEST INVOLVING PISS AND CAT HAIR
pants
#cat-hair
#grey-background
#huffy-pants
#moutain-background
#multiple-backgrounds
#pants-solo
#piss
#woodring-den-background
1,824 10/1/2003 our very gay tour
pants: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS THING IS OR WHY SECURITY HASN'T TOLD US TO STOP HANGING OUT YET pants: THIS IS THE GREATEST PLACE EVER: LOVELY ACOUSTICS AND THE RANGERS GENERALLY DON'T HAVE THE BUDGET TO ENFORCE THE NO LOITERING LAWS pants: AND FINALLY TO SOME LOT SOMEWHERE CONCLUDING OUR VERY GAY TOUR PLEASE EXIT THROUGH THE GIFT SHOP YOU FAT STUPID COCKSUKCERS
pants
#multiple-backgrounds
#pants-solo
#ranger
#security
#tour
1,825 10/2/2003 all the problems
spigot: FOLKS I MADE A MARSHMALLOW CASSEROLE AND IT'S JUST SITTING THERE spigot: SOMEONE SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT ALL THE PROBLEMS
spigot
#folks
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
1,826 10/3/2003 swollen and chalky
deuce: I WOULD LIKE TO NOTE FOR THE RECORD SENATOR THAT MY ASS IS SWOLLEN AND CHALKY
deuce
#congressional-testimony
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#senator
#woodring-room-background
1,827 10/4/2003 what to do
spigot: OKAY PEOPLE WE ALL HAVE A SERIOUS CRISIS pants: LAY IT ON US BABY spigot: WINGS AND ELLEN ARE ON AT THE SAME TIME pants: SHIT pants: WHAT TO DO
pants
spigot
#crisis
#ellen
#pants-spigot
#wings
1,828 10/5/2003 somehow
deuce: HERE'S THE PART OF THE EVENING WHERE WE ALL SUCK EACH OTHER'S DICKS deuce: SERIOUSLY deuce: THIS IS A DICK deuce: IT MUST GET SUCKED SOMEHOW deuce: SOMEHOW, SOMEHOW deuce: ANYWAY deuce: UH deuce: WHY DOESN'T BACKSPACE WORK IN THIS XTERM WHEN IT WAS WORKING BEFORE
deuce
#deuce-solo
#unix
#woodring-field-background
#xterm
1,829 10/6/2003 star ship troopers
deuce: ARE WE WATCHING STARSHIP TROOPERS??!? deuce: GLGULGLUGLUG HOPING THAT RICO AND IBANEZ GET BACK TOGETHER AFTER THE WAR IS OVER !!!! deuce: ALSO LICKING EVERYTHING THAT I CAN GET NEAR
deuce
#deuce-solo
#licking
#movies
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
1,830 10/7/2003 crazy talking bird
pants: THAT'S THE ONLY DICK ON THIS SPACECRAFT !!!! BE CAREFUL JEAN-CHARLES deuce: WHAT A WASTE OF TIME AND OXYGEN pants: JEAN-CHARLES, LOOK OUT THE VOLCANO IS ABOUT TO BLOW deuce: SERIOUSLY PEOPLE THIS DICK ISN'T GOING TO JUST SUCK ITSELF pants: JEAN-CHARLES YOU BROUGHT HOME A CRAAAAAZY TALKING BIRD AND IT FLAPPED OUT THE WINDOW deuce: WELL WHAT DO YOU KNOW THERE IT GOES
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#flap
#jean-charles
#parrot
#self-sucking
#stray-dot
#woodring-field-background
1,831 10/8/2003 tarantula
pants: JEAN-CHARLES, THE TARANTULA IS LOOSE AND YOU MUST CATCH HIM WITH THE NET dick: UH pants: I MUST BAKE THIS DELICIOUS PASTRY TO REPLACE THE ONE JEAN-CHARLES ATE THAT WAS FOR THE WARDEN hanford: ARE YOU DRUNK pants: JEAN-CHARLES THIS WEASEL AND THIS FERRET DO NOT BELONG IN THE KITCHEN, QUICKLY HIDE THEM IN THESE POTS AND PANS BEFORE THE INSPECTOR FINDS THEM hanford: YOU FAT FUCKING FAGGOT GET OFF MY STAGE
dick
hanford
pants
#dick-hanford-pants
#drunk
#faggot
#fat
#jean-charles
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
1,832 10/9/2003 completely stupid americanized version
spigot: I ALSO LIKE TO ENVISION A COMPLETELY STUPID AMERICANIZED VERSION, WITH JEAN-CHARLES WEARING A BACKWARDS BASEBALL CAP AND BAGGY PANTS, RAPPING ABOUT BEING FRENCH
spigot
#americanized
#hamilton
#jean-charles
#remake
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
1,833 10/10/2003 can not see
pants: I CAN'T SEE pants: SEND THE NATIONAL GUARD pants: JUST DON'T THROW ME IN THE BRIAR PATCH (MMMM YEAH SO CRUISY MMMMM DUH MMMM MOO MMMMMM)
pants
#brer-rabbit
#briar-patch
#cruisy
#help
#moo
#national-guard
#pants-solo
#song-of-the-south
#woodring-field-background
1,834 10/11/2003 really choking this time
pants: OOF OW REALLY CHOKING THIS TIME (REGARDLESS OF WHAT MY RESUME AND BIO SAY)
pants
#pants-solo
#physical-comedy
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
1,835 10/12/2003 remote control
deuce: FINALLY I REPLACED THE FUCKING BATTERY IN MY REMOTE CONTROL deuce: ALL IS BLISS deuce: NOW I'M NOT NEARLY SO UPSET ABOUT THOSE ANGRY COCKS ANYMORE deuce: OKAY I LIED I'M PRETTY DARN UPSET ABOUT THEM
deuce
#battery-problems
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#woodring-stairs-background
1,836 10/13/2003 picture of a doll head
pants
#hi-fi
#picture
#sfw
1,837 10/14/2003 totally scared
spigot: SLOWLY THE VAMPIRE TURNED AND SUCKED A COCK deuce: BOO spigot: YOU TOTALLY SCARED ME deuce: SUCK IT YOU FAIRY
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#scary
#spigot-points
#vampyre
#viscera
#woodring-field-background
1,838 10/15/2003 regarding our recent correspondence
deuce: YOUR COMMENT HAS TRIGGERED MY POOP REFLEX
deuce
#comment
#deuce-solo
#poop
#woodring-field-background
1,839 10/16/2003 source of protein
pants: T SPIGOT CRICKETS ARE A SOURCE OF PROTEIN spigot: PEEP CHEEP PEEP CHEEP PEEP CHEEP PEEP CHEEP pants: ARE YOU AN EASTER PEEP OR A GAY CRICKET spigot: FACE STUFFING spigot: SOMETIMES I EAT CANDY FROM OFF THE GROUND
pants
spigot
#candy
#cricket
#easter-peeps
#pants-spigot
#woodring-stairs-background
1,840 10/17/2003 close to the latter
pants: WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE deuce: ZZZZZZZ pants: IT COULD ALSO BE A PAY TOILET DOWNTOWN pants: NOT SURE deuce: T PANTS PROBABLY CLOSE TO THE LATTER I'M AFRAID
deuce
pants
#beatles
#deuce-pants
#somber-deuce
#toilet
#woodring-field-background
1,841 10/18/2003 trouble
spigot: WHENEVER THERE'S TROUBLE spigot: URF GUH RUNNING TO THE TOILET
spigot
#bloodhound-gang
#mousehole
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#toilet
#woodring-room-background
1,842 10/19/2003 love, haight
spigot: T PANTS IF I BEAT OFF NOW LOVE AND HAIGHT MIGHT BE CLOSED, BUT IF I GO TO LOVE AND HAIGHT NOW I MIGHT LOSE MY BONER pants: YOU HAVE EXACTLY ONE HOUR TO FIND EXACT CHANGE FOR THE BUS
pants
spigot
#bay-area
#beating-off
#bus
#love-and-haight
#pants-spigot
#san-francisco
#woodring-stairs-background
1,843 10/20/2003 oh waiter
deuce: HURBLE BURBLE deuce: I NEED A MOUTHING OVER HERE
deuce
#deuce-solo
#mouth
#mouthing
#somber-deuce
#veal
#woodring-field-background
1,844 10/21/2003 turns off radio
atandt: WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM spigot: WHAT IS GOING ON IN THERE atandt: CRASH SHATTER BOOM THUMP THUMP WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM pants: SIRS atandt: CLUNK BONK (SILENCE) (STATIC) pants: (GIVES UP) (TURNS OFF RADIO) (BONG NOISES FROM CLOSET)
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#bong-noises
#radio
#silence
#woodring-stairs-background
1,845 10/22/2003 really mad about something
pants: ALL YOU PART-TIME FAGS OUT
pants
#employment
#fags
#gay
#huffy-pants
#pants-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
1,846 10/23/2003 deuce's blast
: DEUCE VS. THE POP-UP WINDOW: HANG OUT WITH MICKEY AND FRIENDS AT DISNEY'S BLAST. JOIN NOW. : DEUCE MASTURBATES HIMSELF UNCONSCIOUS deuce: GUESS THAT'S DEUCE'S BLAST
deuce
#caption
#deuce-solo
#deuces-blast
#disneyland
#masturbation
#mickey
#woodring-field-background
1,847 10/24/2003 three cheers
spigot: THREE CHEERS FOR DICK spigot: HIP HIP spigot: HUGLUGBLUHHUH
spigot
#dick
#oxygen
#plz
#spigot-solo
#three-cheers
#woodring-room-background
1,848 10/25/2003 temporary restraining order
deuce: I WOULD HAVE CALLED YOU BUT YOU CHANGED YOUR NUMBER deuce: THEN I CAME BY YOUR HOTEL TO FIND THAT YOU'D MOVED deuce: THEN I CALLED YOUR PARENTS BUT IT TURNS OUT THEY HAVE FILED A TEMPORARY RESTRAINING ORDER
deuce
#deuce-solo
#legal
#restraining-order
#sfw
#stalking
#woodring-field-background
1,849 10/26/2003 some times
spigot: SOMETIMES I JUST PUSH THE BOTTOM OF MY SHIRT UP THROUGH THE COLLAR LIKE A HEE-HAW GIRLIE TUBE-TOP AND PUMP IT LIKE A DORK spigot: I COULD HAVE STRETCHED THAT COMEDY INTO TWO OR THREE LINES BUT I CHOSE TO SERVE IT UP FRESHLY BAKED spigot: AND YOU'RE WELCOME
spigot
#comedy
#creative-process
#freshly-baked
#hee-haw
#masturbation
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
1,850 10/27/2003 clock wise
deuce: RUB ME CLOCKWISE deuce: AND YOU RUB ME COUNTERCLOCKWISE deuce: THAT WAY IT WILL CANCEL OUT
deuce
#balance
#deuce-solo
1,851 10/28/2003 counter clock wise
atandt: WHICH ONE AM I AGAIN atandt: CLOCKWISE OR THE OTHER deuce: LOOK AT YOUR TATTOO
atandt
deuce
#drunk-deuce
#mountain-background
#sfw
1,852 10/29/2003 deuce has a posse
: DEUCE 90 LBS : HAS : A : POSSE
deuce
#andre-the-giant
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#posse
#sfw
#shepard-fairey
1,853 10/30/2003 fags, flags
spigot: T PANTS NOTE HOW "FAGS" AND "FLAGS" RHYME pants: I'M A HIGH FLYING FAG spigot: THAT'S ENOUGH
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants
1,854 10/31/2003 halloween cookies
spigot: I AM EATING A COOKIE THAT SAYS BOO!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: AND NOW IT JUST SAYS OO
spigot
#cookies
#halloween
#sfw
#spigot-solo
1,855 11/1/2003 weird gurgling sounds
deuce: THE BEST PART ABOUT PORN IS THE MUTE BUTTON deuce: IN THAT IT "MUTES" THE ACTION deuce: SO YOU CANNOT HEAR PEOPLE TALKING, MOANING, MAKING WEIRD GURGLING SOUNDS THAT MAKES YOUR BONER INSTANTLY DISAPPEAR, ETC.
deuce
#deuce-solo
#porn
#woodring-field-background
1,856 11/2/2003 this time
spigot: THIS TIME YOU BE D.J. DICK AND I GET TO BE M.C. MOUTH spigot: NO WAIT spigot: *HURPH*
spigot
#dick
#mouth
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
1,857 11/3/2003 poet laureate
spigot: IS THE POET LAUREATE AND THE FAGGOT LAUREATE THE SAME LAUREATE pants: SOMETHING TO DO WITH LEAVES deuce: DEPENDS ON THE COUNTRY I THINK
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#faggot
#laureate
#piss
#poet
#woodring-stairs-background
1,858 11/4/2003 working perfectly then
deuce: DO YOU THINK IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE WE'D BE FRIENDS effigy: ...ONLY IN THIS ONE :GREEN_HEART: :YELLOW_HEART: :ORANGE_HEART:
deuce
effigy
#deuce-effigy
#emoji
#love
#sfw
#single-panel
#woodring-field-background
1,859 11/5/2003 that someone is everyone
spigot: WHERE ARE MY FUCKING AWARDS?!?!?!?!?!? spigot: WORKING LATE INTO THE NIGHT AND TILL NOON THE NEXT DAY DRAWING DICKS AND DONGS AND I GET NOTHING spigot: SOMEONE NEEDS TO GET WITH THE PROGRAM AND THAT SOMEONE IS EVERYONE
spigot
#art
#bonequest-hd
#dicks
#dongs
#spigot-solo
1,860 11/6/2003 the things we find on usenet part 3
deuce: WHAT IS IT WITH THE PEE PICTURES pants: I DON'T GET THOSE EITHER pants: SHIT PIX I CAN UNDERSTAND deuce: WELL SURE deuce: I MEAN COME ON IT'S SHIT pants: I MEAN YEAH deuce: BUT PISS? ?!?!?! pants: BAFFLED BY THE PISS pants: T DEUCE I'LL TELL YOU THOUGH I'M WILLING TO LEARN MORE deuce: SPRAYING ALL OVER YOU pants: DRIPPING ALL OVER THE TARP AND STILL BAFFLED BY THE PISS
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#piss
#piss-tarp
#series
#title-mismatch
#usenet
1,861 11/7/2003 nearly extinct
pants: MY BALLS IN A ZOO pants: FEED THEM PEANUTS pants: TURN THE PLASTIC KEY IN THE HOLE, HEAR A STORY ABOUT THEIR NATIVE LAND spigot: THEY'RE NEARLY EXTINCT SO YOU'D BETTER PUSH THEM IN YOUR FACE
pants
spigot
#balls
#extinct
#hole
#pants-spigot
#woodring-room-background
#zoo
1,862 11/8/2003 imho
atandt: GLORYHOLE PERVERTS #1 IS BETTER THAN #2 AND #3 PUT TOGETHER atandt: IMHO
atandt
#atandt-solo
#bonequest-hi-fi
#glory-hole
#porn
#review
#woodring-field-background
1,863 11/9/2003 bring 'em on
pants: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED pants: BRING 'EM ON pants: HELP ME BOARD UP THE WINDOWS AND THE DOORS SO THE FUCKING ZOMBIES DON'T GET IN !!! LOOK AT THEM OUT THERE !!! JESUS CHRIST GET SOME DOORS FROM THE BASEMENT AND HURRY
pants
#basement
#food
#funloving-nonsense
#jesus
#nonstandard-title-panel
#pants-solo
#photo
#woodring-room-background
#zombie
1,864 11/10/2003 where the hell
: PANTS WONDERS WHERE THE HELL THE BONG IS HIDING pants: I CANNOT KEEP MY HANDS OFF MY GENITALS pants: MY ROUGH ROUGH HANDS
pants
#bong
#caption
#gay
#mouth
#pants-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
1,865 11/11/2003 knobs, etc.
spigot: IF I WERE A DALEK IT WOULD BE HARD TO JERK (KNOBS, ETC)
spigot
#dr-who
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
1,866 11/12/2003 complaining about what really
pants: B-BUT IF WE STRANGLE HER SLOWLY IT WILL TAKE LONGER !!!
pants
#choking
#pants-solo
#strangulation
#violence
#woodring-room-background
1,867 11/13/2003 motherfuckers know
spigot: THINGS BEGINNING WITH DONGS????? THINGS THAT GO IN MY FACE???? spigot: WHERE IS THE "LINKS" SECTION/PAGE ON THIS BBS???????????????????\/ spigot: FLATTENED
spigot
#bbs
#game-show
#spigot-solo
1,868 11/14/2003 team man ship
deuce: I'M WHACKING OFF pants: I'M VACUUMING UP deuce: WE'RE A TEAM pants: A PRETTY GODDAMN GAY TEAM IF YOU HORMPTH HUMPTH deuce: THAT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT WE'RE A TEAM AND WE WORK TOGETHER HOMPH HURMPH pants: DUH HUALGHLUHULAG THE CRACK PIPE BROKE HALGHLBALHLBAG
deuce
pants
#crack
#deuce-pants
#gay
#team
#vacuum
#woodring-stairs-background
1,869 11/15/2003 ass to balls transfer protocol
deuce: ICQ SUCKS pants: THERE NEEDS TO BE AN OPEN PROTOCOL FOR... deuce: FOR WHAT pants: FOR MY ASS AND BALLS deuce: INDEED deuce: NOT A COMPLICATED PROTOCOL BUT A PROTOCOL NEVERTHELESS pants: ATBTP pants: ASS TO BALLS TRANSFER PROTOCOL deuce: RFC 8888 deuce: FOUR SETS OF BALLS IN A ROW pants: THAT'S FAR HIGHER THAN I CAN COUNT deuce: SHUT THE FUCK UP pants: MAKE ME deuce: SHUT THE FUCK UP pants: VERY WELL THEN
deuce
pants
#ass
#balls
#deuce-pants
#icq
#rfc
#woodring-stairs-background
1,870 11/16/2003 wring your neck
spigot: LADY YOU ARE A FUCKING CHICKEN spigot: AND WHEN YOU GET TOO OLD TO LAY EGGS I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU OUT BACK AND WRING YOUR NECK LIKE ONE OF MY JIZZED-UP CONCERT SHIRTS spigot: FUCKING CHICKEN LADY
spigot
#chicken
#jizz
#spigot-solo
#t-shirt
#violence
#woodring-field-background
1,871 11/17/2003 hdc: your fat face is too close back it off
.(pants): THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE pants: HDC: YOUR FAT FACE IS TOO CLOSE BACK IT OFF pants: MY CD-ROM DRIVE HAS AN ATTITUDE I SEE
pants
#pants-solo
#talking-heads
#unix
#woodring-stairs-background
1,872 11/18/2003 esperanto poetry
deuce: LET'S ALL WRITE POEMS IN ESPERANTO AND THEN PUNCH EACH OTHER IN THE FACE atandt: YAY! deuce: ON SECOND THOUGHT LET'S SKIP THE POEMS AND START PUNCHING atandt: YAY~~~~ deuce: WANG atandt: YA}}}}}}}}}}}}} NO CARRIER
atandt
deuce
#atandt-deuce
#atandt-deuce-disconnect
#esperanto
#modem
#no-carrier
#woodring-stairs-background
1,873 11/19/2003 secret fucking code
deuce: LET'S TALK IN ESPERANTO NOW: deuce: WOULXD YOUX LIKXE TO SUCXK MYX DIXKCKX deuce: IT'S CODE YOU WON'T UNDERSTAND IT
deuce
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#esperanto
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
1,874 11/20/2003 urine in the cafeteria
spigot: AT THIS TIME I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE URINE IN THE CAFETERIA spigot: AS WELL AS THE TINKLE AND PISS
spigot
#apologies
#bonequest-hi-fi
#cafeteria
#piss
#spigot-solo
#synonym
#synonym-joke
#tinkle
#urine
1,875 11/21/2003 quad whore
deuce: I'M GOING TO JOIN A QUAKE SERVER WITH THE PHRASE "BFG MAPS" IN THE TITLE AND COMPLAIN ABOUT THE BFG pants: EVERYTHING IS QUEER deuce: I WOULD LIKE TO REPEATEDLY REFER TO YOU AS A "QUAD WHORE" IF THAT'S POSSIBLE pants: AND I WOULD LIKE A HUG AND A KICK deuce: I CAN FURNISH BOTH
deuce
pants
#bfg
#deuce-pants
#huffy-pants
#quad-damage
#quake
#queer
#woodring-field-background
1,876 11/22/2003 u.s. out of jerkcity
deuce: FINALLY JERKCITY IS ALL MINE deuce: UH deuce: I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING TO SAY deuce: UH deuce: BONERS
deuce
#boner
#deuce-solo
#woodring-field-background
1,877 11/23/2003 when i was in preschool
deuce: WHEN I WAS IN PRESCHOOL I GOT AN "E" FOR EXCELLENT IN MATH SKILLS AND IN INTERPERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS I GOT A "Q" FOR deuce: WAIT deuce: SHUT UP
deuce
#bathrobe
#deuce-solo
#preschool
#report-card
#school
#sfw
#shut-up
#woodring-stairs-background
1,878 11/24/2003 kermit 6.0.192
pants: ===> INSTALLING FOR KERMIT-6.0.192 pants: YAY !!! KERMIT IS INSTALLED pants: NOW I CAN BEAT OFF AT THE PUBLIC LIBRARY
pants
#beating-off
#kermit
#library
#pants-solo
#unix
#woodring-stairs-background
1,879 11/25/2003 in other words yes
pants: WHO IS UP FOR PRICKS pants: SPEAK NOW deuce: I WOULD LIKE YOU TO SPECIFY AND COMPLETELY INDICATE WHAT IS INVLFBHBHBLHBDLBHEDBHBHE0Y WYW0F HFPODJFK;SHFSFH deuce: IN OTHER WORDS YES
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
1,880 11/26/2003 client-server applications
spigot: CLIENT: DID YOU GET THE DICK? spigot: SERVER: COCKS spigot: CLIENT: DID YOU GET THE DICK? deuce: FINALLY, NOW I UNDERSTAND CLIENT-SERVER APPLICATIONS spigot: SERVER: FUCKING SHUT UP
deuce
spigot
#client-server
#deuce-spigot
#fucking-shut-up
#title-mismatch
#woodring-field-background
1,881 11/27/2003 five alarm fire
deuce: FIVE ALARM FIRE atandt: WHERE deuce: IN MY MOUTH atandt: HOLY deuce: PLEASE PUT IT OUT WITH DICK atandt: T DEUCE INTERVENTION
atandt
deuce
#mouth
#usenet
#woodring-stairs-background
1,882 11/28/2003 piss freaks like me
pants: DO CRICKETS PISS deuce: ZZZ pants: IF THEY DO I THINK WE SHOULD REMAKE WILLY WONKA STARRING JOHNNY DEPP deuce: ZZZZ deuce: DO ANDROIDS DREAM OF ELECTRIC PISS pants: IF THEY'RE PISS FREAKS LIKE ME AND HAVE BEEN PROGRAMMED TO DO SO, YES
deuce
pants
#blade-runner
#crickets
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#philip-k-dick
#piss
#sleep
#unix
#watersports
#willy-wonka
#woodring-field-background
1,883 11/29/2003 the things we find on usenet part 4
spigot: WHO ARE THESE COMPLETE DIPSHITS WHO UPLOAD THE SAME PORN TO 10 NEWSGROUPS FIVE FUCKING DAYS IN A ROW spigot: YOU'D THINK PEOPLE WOULD SEE THAT IF I HAVE ACCESS TO ONE PORN NEWSGROUP I PROBABLY HAVE ACCESS TO A GREAT MANY OF THEM spigot: IF JOE SHITHEAD IS ADVERTISING SOMETHING, THERE'S A SMALL PART OF ME THAT CAN OVERLOOK THAT - BUT I DON'T NEED TO SEE THE SAME SERIES OR YOUR DOPEY WIFE ALL WEEK LONG
spigot
#porn
#series
#spigot-solo
#title-mismatch
#usenet
#woodring-stairs-background
1,884 11/30/2003 fat and stomping
deuce: I'M FAT AND STOMPING AROUND THE HALLWAYS (STOMP STOMP) net: ... net: I'M JUST FAT deuce: ... deuce: VERY WELL (CARRY ON) net: ...
deuce
net
#deuce-net
#fatness
#sfw
1,885 12/1/2003 holy crap
spigot: I'D LIKE TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO PUBLICLY APOLOGIZE FOR EVERY ANTI-GAY REMARK I'VE spigot: HOLY CRAP IS THAT A DICK - I'VE GOT SOME SERIOUS SUCKING TO DO spigot: HOBLOPLOPLOP FLOP BLOP BOP LOP FLOBBLLE OBBLE OBBLE spigot: I'M WAY GAY PEOPLE spigot: STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT spigot: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PEOPLE THIS IS WHAT GAY PEOPLE DO spigot: I'M AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF EVERY QUEER PERSON YOU'D EVER HOPE TO MEET spigot: HOBLOPLOPLOP FLOP BLOP BOP LOP FLOBBLLE OBBLE OBBLE
spigot
#apologies
#cocksucking-noises
#dicks
#gay
#jesus
#spigot-points
#spigot-solo
#way-gay
#woodring-stairs-background
1,886 12/2/2003 the horping balls
spigot: I'M BIGGER AND BOLDER AND ROUGHER AND TOUGHER I'M TELLIN' YOU SUCKA THERE AIN'T NO - OH GOD HERE COME THE HORPING BALLS spigot: LORD CHRIST I'M BEING PUMMELED spigot: NOW'S THE TIME FOR PRAYER
spigot
#balls
#horping
#human-resource
#lord-christ
#physical-comedy
#prayer
#singing
#spigot-solo
#superman
1,887 12/3/2003 real high
spigot: PRETEND YOU'RE IN SOUND OF MUSIC AND YOU'RE SINGING AND PRANCING AND PISSING EIDELWEISS spigot: OR AMONGST THE EIDELWEISS EITHER WAY I JUST LIKE BEING IN THE OUT OF DOORS OR UP THE DOWN OF DICKS (PRICKS AFTER LABOR DAY) spigot: YOU NEED TO BE REAL HIGH TO CHAIN THOSE LAST THREE TOGETHER
spigot
#marijuana
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
1,888 12/4/2003 one if by land and two if by sea
pants: AND A ONE AND A TWO AND A pants: COCKS pants: COCKS pants: COCKS pants: COCKS pants: COCKS pants: FUNNY atandt: ONE IF MY LAND AND TWO IF BY FACE pants: THEY USUALLY ARRIVE BY NOW
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#cocks
#comedy
#paul-revere
#repetition
#singing
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-room-background
1,889 12/5/2003 already gotten published
spigot: T DEUCE ARE YOU GOING TO DOCUMENT MY NUTS IN YOUR CHRONICLES OF NARNIA deuce: T SPIGOT I THINK THEY HAVE ALREADY GOTTEN PUBLISHED IN THE OTHER C.S. LEWIS BOOKS spigot: FUCK YOU THEN
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#literature
#nuts
#nuts-of-spigot
#woodring-room-background
1,890 12/6/2003 trial issue
spigot: WHEN I CLICKED FOR MY TRIAL ISSUE OF YAHOO INTERNET LIFE I DIDN'T EXPECT IT TO BE DELIVERED STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH WITH YOUR BONER (THOSE ANTICS ARE EXACTLY WHY I HOPE TO SOMEDAY LEAVE AOL) pants: NETCOM IS NO BETTER LET ME TELL YOU
pants
spigot
#aol
#huffy-pants
#mousehole
#netcom
#pants-spigot
#unix
#woodring-room-background
#yahoo
1,891 12/7/2003 getting tense
deuce: I ATE THINGS net: ... net: I'M PLUPERFECT deuce: ... deuce: I'M CONJUGATING YOU net: ...
deuce
net
#deuce-net
#grammar
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
1,892 12/8/2003 watch out for icebergs jean-charles
spigot: I'M TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL atandt: T SPIGOT YEA BROTHER spigot: T ATANDT BUT NOT FOR COCK atandt: OK I'M GOING TO THE MALL ANYONE WANT A HOT DOG ON A STICK (NOT GAY)
atandt
spigot
#hot-dog
#hot-dog-on-a-stick
#jean-charles
#mall
#not-gay
#spigot-points
#woodring-field-background
1,893 12/9/2003 club queer
spigot: T DEUCE MEET ME FOR A GLASS OF SUDS AT CLUB QUEER deuce: T SPIGOT THAT WOULDN'T BE IN SAN FRANCISCO WOULD IT spigot: LET ME STICK MY GAY FACE OUT THE WINDOW AND CHECK spigot: HOLY spigot: HURP : spigot spigot: BONK spigot: CHRIST spigot: T DEUCE YES
deuce
spigot
#bay-area
#deuce-spigot
#gayness
#mousehole
#physical-comedy
#san-francisco
#tooltip
1,894 12/10/2003 come over to my house
deuce: HANDS UP WHO WANTS TO COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND JERK ME CRAZY
deuce
#deuce-solo
#jerking
#physical-comedy
#woodring-stairs-background
1,895 12/11/2003 bathtub
spigot: NOT THE FACE spigot: OH THAT'S JUST GREAT pants: NOW I'LL HAVE TO WEAR A SCARF pants: FELL DOWN THE BASEMENT STEPS AGAIN spigot: NAPKIN pants: FELL IN THE BATHTUB deuce: EAT THAT pants: FELL IN THE BACKYARD spigot: I RAN INTO A DOOR AND THERE BEHIND THE DOOR WAS YES, A COCK pants: OKAY GOT THE CRAP BEATEN OUT OF ME TOO pants: NOT BY A TROLL AS I SAID IN THE FIRST DRAFT OF MY STATEMENT
deuce
pants
spigot
#basement
#deja-vu
#deuce-pants-spigot
#infocom
#troll
#woodring-field-background
1,896 12/12/2003 the ass-testing of santa claus
pants: NEVER PUT WET CUPS ON MACHINE !!! TOP OF MACHINE SERVES AS CUP WARMER !!! I AM CROSS WITH YOU SAID PANTS TO MR COFFEE AS HE BEGAN TO FUCK AND SUCK HIM deuce: NOW THAT BLOGSHARES IS GONE I SERIOUSLY CONSIDER SUICIDE AT LEAST ONCE A DAY pants: OW OW OW I APPRECIATE THAT YOU HAVE DECIDED TO AVOID PLASTIC IN FAVOR OF METAL BUT STILL OW OW OW deuce: I STILL FAVOR MUTANT REGISTRATION pants: OW OW
deuce
pants
#coffee
#deuce-pants
#mutant
#mutant-registration
#santa-claus
#suicide
1,897 12/13/2003 life on a boomer
deuce: THIS IS THE UNITED STATES MISSILE SUBMARINE DEUCE deuce: SET CONDITION FOR 1SQ STRATEGIC COCKSUCKING FEST
deuce
#cocksucking
#crimson-tide
#drunk-deuce
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
1,898 12/14/2003 if that's where i am
deuce: IT'S LONELY AT THE TOP deuce: IF THAT'S WHERE I AM
deuce
#deuce-solo
#lonely-at-the-top
#sfw
1,899 12/15/2003 ground into power
net: YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME deuce: OH I THINK I AM net: PROVE IT deuce: HURRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRR GROUND INTO POWDER
deuce
net
#automation
#boss
#deuce-net
#hurr
#powder
#power
#pulverize
#title-mismatch
#woodring-room-background
1,900 12/16/2003 pox on your house, a
spigot: IF SMOKING DOPE AND QUEERING DOWN COCK IS WRONG THEN I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT atandt: A POX ON YOUR HOUSE
atandt
spigot
#atandt-spigot
#marijuana
#woodring-field-background
1,901 12/17/2003 prince of your balls
net: T DEUCE I AM ONLY GOING TO ASK YOU THIS ONCE SO THINK CAREFULLY deuce: MMMMMMMMMMMMM net: WHO IS THE PRINCE OF YOUR BALLS deuce: I DON'T KNOW BUT YOU'RE THE CAPTAIN OF MY HEART !!!!!!!! net: GOOD ENOUGH
deuce
net
#balls
#deuce-net
1,902 12/18/2003 triumph tr-3
pants: JIFFY PISS deuce: PUFFY TITS pants: THEN I DREAMED I WAS DRIVING A 1958 TRIUMPH TR-3 AROUND IN LONDON AND ALL I'M WEARING IS COLORFUL UNDEROOS BUT I CAN'T QUITE MAKE OUT WHICH CARTOON CHARACTER IT IS AND I'M DRIVING AND I'M DRUNK deuce: T PANTS I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO HAD THAT DREAM
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dream
#london
#piss
#triumph
#woodring-stairs-background
1,903 12/19/2003 entropy zone
spigot: T ATANDT COULD YOU *PLEASE* CALL ME SILLYBALLS LIKE WE DISCUSSED OVER XMAS BREAK atandt: CAUTION: ENTROPY ZONE spigot: CAUTION: VAMPIRE ZONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! atandt: COMPLETE TOOL spigot: <BR><BR><IMG SRC= "BAT>
atandt
spigot
#atandt-spigot
#bat
#christmas
#flappity-bats
#html
#sillyballs
#vampire
#woodring-field-background
1,904 12/20/2003 dong school
spigot: PUTTING MYSELF THROUGH DONG SCHOOL deuce: HOW ARE YOU DOING SO FAR spigot: NOT GOOD pants: I DISAGREE spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO OPEN A WINDOW
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
1,905 12/21/2003 kidnap victim
deuce: HERE'S A FUCKING BUS TICKET SHITHEAD pants: WELCOME TO MY CREEPY APARTMENT
deuce
pants
#bus
#bus-ticket
#deja-vu
#deuce-pants
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
1,906 12/22/2003 grab a ladle and help yourself
net: MY PANTS ARE FILLED WITH A LIGHT CREAM SAUCE deuce: HOLLANDAISE ?!?!?!? ALFREDO ?!?!?!? net: I DO NOT KNOW BUT PLEASE GRAB A LADLE AND HELP YOURSELF deuce: EXCELLENT
deuce
net
#deuce-net
#sfw
#typo
#woodring-room-background
1,907 12/23/2003 a brand new wang for xmas
pants: T DEUCE I WOULD LIKE AN XMAS PRESENT deuce: T PANTS HOW ABOUT A NEW WANG pants: T DEUCE THIS ONE IS FINE (IT JUST NEEDS SOME PAINT)
deuce
pants
#christmas
#deuce-pants
#dick
#woodring-stairs-background
1,908 12/24/2003 sitting around the house
pants: S-S-S-SPIGOT'S GARAGE CODE ???? OH BOY pants: STRAIGHT TO HOME DEPOT TO BUY A GREEN GARDEN HOSE AND A TARP pants: HLAHGLU HALUAG SPIT DUH SPIT SPIT WHAT THE HELL HAULGHL AUGHLUAHLHLA HLAG SOME KIND OF UNLICKABLE DICK HLAGHLAHLHLUAG SO MUCH FOR THAT GAHULGUAHLAG
pants
#green-garden-hose
#hose
#oh-boy
#pants-solo
1,909 12/25/2003 what is piss club
deuce: OKAY SILENCE ON THE SET deuce: HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR deuce: TAKE ONE deuce: I'M THE MERRY CHRISTMAS FAGGOT deuce: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH I LIKE DICK deuce: JINGLE BALLS JINGLE BALLS deuce: JINGLE ALL THE WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW deuce: CUT
deuce
#balls
#bonequest-hi-fi
#christmas
#christmas-carol
#christmas-tree-lights
#cut
#deuce-solo
#jingle-balls
#mousehole
#piss
#singing
#starship
#woodring-room-background
1,910 12/26/2003 laci
spigot: NOT FOUND: LACI PETERSON BLOWJOB spigot: NOT FOUND: LACI PETERSON FACIAL pants: TRY ANAL spigot: COME ON spigot: RESULTS FOUND: 3,408,415,510 spigot: WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
pants
spigot
#pants-spigot
#porn
1,911 12/27/2003 high alert
pants: T DEUCE WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THE HIGHEST PRIME NUMBER NOW THAT YOU'VE CAUGHT IT IN A JAR deuce: I PANTS I'M GOING TO WAIT FOR IT TO DIE AND THEN DISSECT IT BY FINDING SMALLER NUMBERS THAT I CAN MULTIPLY TO MAKE THE ORIGINAL NUMBER
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#frog
#huffy-pants
#largest-primes
#math
#number
#number-theory
#prime
#sfw
1,912 12/28/2003 walking talking fudge brownie
spigot: I'M A WALKING TALKING FUDGE BROWNIE spigot: HEY EVERYONE I'M RICH AND DELICIOUS spigot: I'M A CORNER PIECE
spigot
#brownies
#fatness
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
1,913 12/29/2003 butterfly effect in reverse
deuce: BEAT ME OFF pants: RELEASE THE HOSTAGES FIRST deuce: NO PROMISES
deuce
pants
#butterfly
#deja-vu
#deuce-pants
#handjob
#hostage
#woodring-field-background
1,914 12/30/2003 bat port
ozone: DISORIENTED, I WOKE UP IN A STRANGE PLACE deuce: THAT'S WHEN THE BATS CAME ozone: FORTUNATELY I GOT A RIDE BACK TO MY HOUSE I HADN'T REALLY FIGURED THAT PART OUT deuce: THE BAT PROBLEM ozone: WHAT PORT DO THE BATS LISTEN ON deuce: THE BAT PORT
deuce
ozone
#bat
#bonequest-hd
#deuce-ozone
#flappity-bats
#sfw
#tcp-ip
#woodring-stairs-background
1,915 12/31/2003 bring chips
atandt: T PANTS IS BONEQUEST Y2K COMPLIANT? pants: T ATANDT YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT TO FIND OUT pants: T ATANDT WE WILL BREAK IN 2038 HOWEVER BUT SOME OTHER SHITHEAD WILL BE STUCK FIXING THAT BUG BY THEN deuce: THERE WILL BE A VERY LARGE EXPLOSION AND THE UNIVERSE WILL COLLAPSE IN ON ITSELF atandt: T DEUCE I'LL BRING CHIPS
atandt
deuce
pants
#unix
#white-background
#y2k
#year-2038-bug

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