BONEQUEST

EPISODES: 1999

No. Date   Title / Dialog Players Tags
98 1/3/1999 a good running start
dick: WHEN FACE RAPING SOMEONE THERE'S SOMETHING TO BE SAID FOR GETTING A GOOD RUNNING START deuce: ALSO LUBRICATION (USU. TEARS)
deuce
dick
#deuce-dick
#lubrication
#mousehole
#rape
#woodring-room-background
99 1/5/1999 curtain drops
spigot: SOUNDS LIKE THE NOTE PAD AND THE CALCULATOR ARE FIGHTING AGAIN!!!!!! spigot: I'M MORE USEFUL!!!!! spigot: NO I'M MORE USEFUL!!!! spigot: THEN FIND FILE POPS UP WITH "HEY KEEP IT DOWN OR I'LL CALL THE D.A." (GET IT BECAUSE THEY ARE DESK ACCESSORIES) spigot: AND PUZZLE'S ALL "FUCK YOU FIND FILE!!!!!!!" spigot: AND FIND FILE IS ALL: MY NAME IS *****SHERLOCK***** spigot: THEN A CURTAIN DROPS DOWN THAT LOOKS LIKE MACSBUG deuce: DUDE THAT IS FREAKING ME OUT MAN
deuce
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#curtain-drop
#deuce-spigot
#macintosh
#macsbug
#woodring-stairs-background
100 1/9/1999 schrodinger's pizza
spigot: UM, I DO NOT REMEMBER EATING THE LAST BITE OF PIZZA SO IT IS AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: I AM NOT SITTING ON IT!!!!!!!!! IT DID NOT WALK AWAY!!!!!!!! spigot: WHOOPS!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS THIS MORNING'S EMPTY BOX spigot: NOT THIS EVENING'S DOUBLE-BOX WITH BREADSTICKS POUCH / DIPPING SAUCES deuce: IT IS SCHRODINGER'S PIZZA AND IS NEITHER IN YOUR APARTMENT NOR OUT OF IT AND YET BOTH AT THE SAME TIME
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#dipping-sauce
#fatness
#physics
#pizza
#quantum
#science
#sfw
#superposition
#woodring-stairs-background
101 1/10/1999 curiously enough
deuce: ALSO LET'S LICK DICK IN UNISON pants: WE CAN DO IT IN TIME TO THIS MUSIC pants: OOOMPA OOOMPA pants: I AM LEARNING A LESSON IN POLITENESS, DICKLICKING pants: ALSO PIES CURIOUSLY ENOUGH
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dicklicking
#pies
#woodring-stairs-background
102 1/11/1999 hallelujah
deuce: I THINK "HALLELUJAH" IS JUST A WORD CHRISTIANS MADE UP SO THEY COULD HAVE A CODE WORD dick: FOR? dick: "THANK GOD WE'RE NOT JEWS ANYMORE"? deuce: WHAT DO I FUCKING LOOK LIKE A CHRISTIAN TO YOU
deuce
dick
#deuce-dick
#hallelujah
#jews
#woodring-stairs-background
103 1/13/1999 any kind of flower
deuce: IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF FLOWER I'D BE A BIG FAT ANGRY COCK spigot: AND I WOULD BE THE HUGLURHLUGHRLUH BIRD
deuce
spigot
#bonequest-hi-fi
#botany
#deuce-spigot
#ornithology
#woodring-stairs-background
104 1/14/1999 ordinary deck of cards
spigot: HERE I HAVE AN ORDINARY DECK OF CARDS spigot: WAIT spigot: HERE I HAVE A TOTALLY ORDI spigot: HANG ON spigot: OKAY FUCK THAT ONE spigot: HERE I HAVE A BUNCH OF UNLINKED RINGS spigot: NO THESE ARE UNLICKED DICKS spigot: SHOUTCAST!!!!!!!!!
spigot
#magic
#shoutcast
#spigot-solo
#unlicked-dicks
#woodring-room-background
105 1/18/1999 blhglghb
spigot: WHY CAN'T I BACKSPACE OR ^R? deuce: BECAUSE OF THE LOVE WE FEEL FOR EACH OTHER deuce: ALSO BECAUSE I AM HOLDING YOUR HEAD UNDERWATER spigot: BLHGLHB spigot: SPLUTTERY SOAP SUDS!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: GLUBGLUBHGLUB deuce: GET BEHIND YOUR EARS
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#deucegrin
#drowning
#sfw
#soap
#underwater
#woodring-room-background
106 1/19/1999 elderly/ comatose
spigot: THESE PATIENTS DON'T NEED A FRIEND!!!!!!! THEY NEED A DOCTOR!!!!!!!! spigot: CLAMPING THE CLOWN NOSE ON MY DONG AND LOOKING FOR ANYONE ELDERLY/COMATOSE deuce: GOD BLESS THIS GREAT COUNTRY OF OURS
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#dongwear
#malpractice
#patch-adams
#patriotism
#woodring-room-background
107 1/22/1999 michael landon
spigot: PERSONALLY I THINK THE NBA NEEDS MICHAEL LANDON NOW MORE THAN EVER spigot: ALL RIGHT I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SPORTS
spigot
#basketball
#hot-takes
#michael-landon
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#sports
#woodring-room-background
108 1/24/1999 that's amore
spigot: WHEN YOUR MOUTH / CHOKES ON DICK / LIKE A BIG FUCKING PRICK spigot: THAT'S AMORE spigot: WHEN YOUR DONG'S / GETTING LONG / AND IT'S STUCK IN THE BONG spigot: THAT'S AMORE spigot: SERIOUSLY I'M OUT OF TOILET PAPER
spigot
#amore
#bonequest-hi-fi
#bong
#dean-martin
#dong
#singing
#spigot-solo
#toilet
#woodring-room-background
109 1/27/1999 tantamount to exercise
deuce: I HAVE BEEN PUNCHED IN THE HEAD AND ASS FOR THE LAST TWENTY MINUTES STRAIGHT deuce: (BRUISING, SWELLING, ASKING FOR ICE) spigot: THAT IS TANTAMOUNT TO EXERCISE!!!!!!!!!!!!! deuce: I KNOW AND FOR THAT I AM ASHAMED pants: WE HAVE ALL FAILED ONE WAY OR ANOTHER pants: MAYBE WE SHOULD PULL OUR PANTS DOWN deuce: I DON'T SEE HOW THAT WILL SOLVE ANY OF OUR deuce: OH
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#huffy-pants
#somber-deuce
#swelling
#violence
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-room-background
110 1/28/1999 queer cheer
spigot: WHAT DO WE WANT? spigot: COCKS spigot: WHEN DO WE WANT EM? spigot: NOW spigot: WHAT DO WE WANT? spigot: *HOMPH* spigot: WHEN DO WE WANT EM? spigot: *MURF*
spigot
#cocks
#homph
#murf
#poo
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
111 1/30/1999 man down
pants: 10 ADAM 12 WE HAVE A DICKLICKING IN PROGRESS atandt: CUMSHOTS FIRED atandt: CLEAR PARCEL 12 pants: 338 UNITS 1, 2, 3, 4 AND 5 RESPONDING pants: UNITS 6, 7 EN ROUTE atandt: MAN DOWN MAN DOWN pants: UNIT 8 WILL SUPERVISE
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#police
#radio
#woodring-field-background
112 1/31/1999 also the ugly
deuce: DOES THIS DRESS AND DO THESE SHOES MAKE ME LOOK FAT? pants: I THINK IT'S THE FATNESS THAT REALLY DOES IT pants: ALSO THE UGLY spigot: TRY PUTTING THE SHOES UP YOUR ASS AND THE DRESS OVER YOUR HEAD
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#fatness
#self-conscious
#woodring-room-background
113 2/3/1999 we should operate
spigot: FUCK, I JUST HAD THIS FREAK ACCIDENT WHERE I SAT DOWN TO WORK AND I SPILLED DOPE INTO THE BONG AND THE LIGHTER FLICKED OUT AND SET IT ON FIRE AND THE WHEELS OF MY CHAIR SLIPPED BACK AND I INHALED THE DOPE SMOKE AND ATE A MUFFIN pants: WE SHOULD OPERATE IMMEDIATELY
pants
spigot
#accident
#bonequest-hi-fi
#dope
#drugs
#marijuana
#medical
#muffins
#pants-spigot
#woodring-stairs-background
114 2/4/1999 beck
spigot: I'VE GOT TWO BIG BONERS AND A MICROPHONE
pants
spigot
#beck
#boner
#singing
#spigot-solo
#where-its-at
#woodring-stairs-background
115 2/5/1999 smoking dope
spigot: LOOK AT YOU !!!! YOUR FACE IS A TOTAL DISGRACE... spigot: ...TO MY BALLS !!!! WELL UP PERISCOPE I GUESS spigot: TIME TO FLIP OVER TO THE TV !!!! LET'S SEE WHAT'S ON !!!! spigot: MUST SEE TV spigot: GAYS ON SKATES spigot: FAT GUY TALKING spigot: BABYLON 5 spigot: TWO FAT GUYS TALKING spigot: GAYS ON ICE deuce: YOU'VE BEEN SMOKING DOPE AGAIN spigot: GOLDEN GIRLS
deuce
spigot
#babylon-5
#deuce-spigot
#golden-girls
#ice-skating
#low-res
#marijuana
#tv
#woodring-field-background
116 2/6/1999 is that you
spigot: Q: IS THAT YOU IN THERE WITH THE RADIOS?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK spigot: A: CHONG BONG DONG FONG pants: I'M PG-13 spigot: HOW ARE YOU FIXED FOR PRICKS pants: OKAY R THEN TUMBLING DOWN THE HILL TO NC-17 / X pants: I WAS HOPING FOR DISNEY MONEY spigot: A HUMPTY DUMPTY FILM
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants
#disney
#dongchongery-and-fongbongery
#fixed-for-pricks
#huffy-pants
#radio
#ratings
#rhyming
#woodring-field-background
117 2/7/1999 keep the information and freeze the feelings
pants: IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET
pants
#bonequest-hd
#lotion
#pants-solo
#sfw
#silence-of-the-lambs
#woodring-stairs-background
118 2/8/1999 united houses of pancakes
deuce: DICKS ??? MORE DICKS ??? PERHAPS BIGGER DICKS STILL ???? pants: WELCOME TO THESE UNITED HOUSES OF PANCAKES
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#pancakes
#plant
#woodring-field-background
119 2/9/1999 crack baby
pants: THE DON'T USE BAD WORDS PUPPET HOUR OF DICK deuce: YOU'RE A STRANGE FAGGOT AREN'T YOU deuce: YOU'RE A CRACK BABY pants: PLUS I EAT THINGS I FIND ON THE GROUND pants: HOOK ME UP TO MY TUBE PLEASE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#woodring-stairs-background
120 2/10/1999 happy birthday redacted
deuce: FUCKING FAGGOT (LET'S HAVE GAY SEX)
deuce
pants
#birthday
#deuce-solo
#redacted
#woodring-stairs-background
121 2/11/1999 executive producer
spigot: BRISCOE: WHAT IF WE GIVE UP THE MURDER WEAPON? deuce: UH OH spigot: MCCOY: HAGGLE GAGGLE I'M THE D.A. : EXECUTIVE PRODUCER DICK WOLF spigot: YOU CAN ONLY DO THAT WHILE SMOKING DOPE deuce: THAT'S BECAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY TIME YOU'RE FUNNY
deuce
spigot
#caption
#deuce-spigot
#dick-wolf
#drunk-deuce
#haggle-gaggle
#laughing-deuce
#law-and-order
#marijuana
#plant
#reduplication
#tv
#woodring-field-background
122 2/12/1999 claire jerk
pants: I COULD SEE JERKING TO CLAIRE pants: BUT ONLY IN A RESPECTFUL WAY pants: I.E. A STOIC CLOSED MOUTH JERK deuce: NO CLAIRE HERE (SNIFF) pants: AS OPPOSED TO A LOGAN JERK pants: WHICH IS NOISY, WIDE deuce: VERY SERIOUS, DIGNIFIED pants: RIGHT pants: I, SIR, AM JERKING
deuce
pants
#claire
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#law-and-order
#somber-deuce
#woodring-field-background
123 2/13/1999 breasts
spigot: ALSO THEY ARE MY "BREASTS" NOT MELONS OR JUGS
spigot
#breasts
#jugs
#melons
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
124 2/14/1999 nicole kidman's tits
pants: HLUAGHALGHALGHLAUAGH pants: WAS RE: DICKS deuce: DICKS
deuce
pants
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#dicks
#huffy-pants
#nicole-kidman
#tits
#was-re
#white-background
125 2/15/1999 vt100
atandt: [B atandt: [B atandt: [A atandt: [A [B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B atandt: [B[B[B[B[B[B{B[B[B[B[B[B[B[A[D[C[B[B atandt: [B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B spigot: [C[O[C[K[S spigot: WHAT KIND OF KEYBOARD DO I HAVE ANYWAY deuce: [E[I[E[J[O
atandt
deuce
spigot
#atandt-deuce-spigot
#cocks
#drunk-deuce
#vt100
#woodring-room-background
126 2/16/1999 american way
spigot: HERE TO BE GAY / THE AMERICAN WAY spigot: (SUNG IN SMITHS-LIKE VOICE) pants: A RICH MAN VOICE pants: I WISH TO INSPECT YOUR APPARATUS spigot: (SHOUTS DOWN HALL) HE WANTS TO INSPECT THE APPARATUS pants: TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP
pants
spigot
#apparatus
#bonequest-hd
#morrissey
#pants-spigot
#physical-comedy
#singing
#the-smiths
#woodring-field-background
127 2/18/1999 all these hackers
spigot: CONCERNED ABOUT ALL THESE HACKERS !!?!!?!! IS MY CREDIT SAFE ??? WHO'S PEEKING AT MY PRIVACY ?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!???! OH GOD I CAN'T BREATHE SIR YOU ARE CHOKING ME
spigot
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
128 2/19/1999 before it was cool
atandt: I HAD AIDS BEFORE IT WAS COOL
atandt
#gunmetal-background
129 2/20/1999 the insolence
deuce: I CANNOT BELIEVE THE INSOLENCE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! deuce: THE GENERAL ASKED YOU A DIRECT QUESTION !!!!!!!!!!! deuce: ALL YOU DO IS MAKE JOKES AND THREATEN RAPE pants: URF UUF I THINK WE ARE BEYOND THE THREAT HUG STAGE HUG HUG HUG HUG deuce: HUUHYHHHY
deuce
pants
#woodring-stairs-background
130 2/21/1999 why are you still here
deuce: YOU KNOW UNIX MASTERED FILE LOCKING IN THE LATE 1960'S deuce: WHY CAN'T MICROSOFT MANAGE TO DO IT atandt: P-NODES OR I-NODES ALL CONFUSED deuce: OO-NODES atandt: DYNAMIC DICKSUCKING AND VIRTUAL COCKSUCKING deuce: T ATANDT YOU WILL LEAVE NOW atandt: T DEUCE WHAT ABOUT OUR START-UP deuce: T ATANDT WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE atandt: T DEUCE THE PROMISE OF FUTURE DICK SUCKING
atandt
deuce
#mountain-background
131 2/22/1999 packets
spigot: OKAY I'M INTERCEPTING YOUR PACKETS AND DECODING YOUR SECRET GAYNESS SO GIVE ME MONEY spigot: I SEE YOU SCANNING GAY GROUPS AND GIVING OUT YOUR WORK NUMBER ON CHANNEL #FAGGOT deuce: SHIT
deuce
spigot
#woodring-stairs-background
132 2/23/1999 big faggoty dick 2 of 3
pants: ONE TIME I WAS MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS pants: THEN THIS MEXICAN RAPES ME IN THE MOUTH AND OTHERWISE pants: I'M LIKE pants: HEY pants: QUIT IT pants: BUT RAPE ME HE DID pants: MAN ALIVE I LEARNED A LESSON THAT DAY .(pants): MY KNEEPADS ARE WEARING OUT
pants
#big-faggoty-dick
#red-background
133 2/24/1999 like the truman show
spigot: MY WHOLE LIFE IS LIKE THE TRUMAN SHOW ONLY MY RATINGS NEED A SERIOUS BOOST DUE TO THE LACK OF CAMERAS OR PEOPLE GIVING A SHIT
spigot
#movies
#television
#the-truman-show
#woodring-stairs-background
134 2/25/1999 brief bursts
pants: HULAGHLUA ALHUG HAL HA GLHAULG HALG pants: (BRIEF BURSTS OF DICKLICKING) .(pants): I AM NOT GETTING PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS PART pants: HAGHAULGHHALULALAHGALGHALGUAGHLUGAAH pants: HALHGLAUHGLUAGHLAGHLAHGLAGH (MORE) pants: UABUAAUBAUUBAUBAUBA <--- WHAT DICKLICKING SOUNDS LIKE IN THE U.S.S.R pants: COCKSUCKING AND LACE pants: OKAY TURN THE CAMERA OFF pants: ALGUAHGLAHLGALUGHLAHGLUAG (SUB-SONIC COCKSUCKING CHANNEL)
pants
#pants-solo
#urinal-background
135 2/26/1999 felony stalking
deuce: FELONY STALKING pants: WHERE deuce: OVER THERE (POINTING) pants: WHERE pants: RUNNING TOWARDS THE HORIZON deuce: SUCKER
deuce
pants
#mountain-background
136 2/27/1999 flipbook or viewmaster
pants: OW THIS IS NOT A FLIPBOOK THIS IS AN ACTUAL BONER deuce: NOT EVEN A VIEWMASTER ?!!?! pants: I WILL CHECK CLOSER pants: OW OW NO IT IS STILL A BONER
deuce
pants
#green-background
137 2/28/1999 check mate
pants: OW deuce: AWW YEAH pants: PRICK TAKES FACE deuce: HUMPING ME pants: HUMPING YOU deuce: CHECK MATE
deuce
pants
#mountain-background
138 3/1/1999 return the markers
spigot: SUBJECT: FOLKS I HAVE AIDS!!!!!!! spigot: I KNOW THAT WILL BE A SURPRISE BUT I WANTED TO GIVE YOU THE HEADS-UP AND SOLICIT SYMPATHY/DONATIONS spigot: SUBJECT: FOLKS THE POLICE ARE TELLING ME I CAN AVOID JAIL IF ANYONE CAN RETURN THE MARKERS I WAS USING TO FAKE AIDS SPOTS
spigot
#aids
#burnt-background
#folks
139 3/2/1999 gulf war syndrome
spigot: FOLKS I WOKE UP ON THE FLOOR OF THE STALL WITH NO SHOES spigot: IS THAT GULF WAR SYNDROME deuce: T SPIGOT YOU SNORTED TOO MUCH DEPLETED URANIUM spigot: ARE YOU BOB HOPE CHEERING ME UP WITH NEWS FROM HOME AND A WHORE deuce: T SPIGOT NO I AM TRYING TO TRICK YOU/DICK YOU spigot: YOU'RE PRETTY SLICK YOU spigot: FOLKS, NO MORE FUCKING VANILLA NUT BLEND
deuce
spigot
#mountain-background
140 3/3/1999 to rule in favor
spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO RULE IN FAVOR OF THIS DOG SHIT!!!! spigot: SQUIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLHGLHRLGHLRHG deuce: PUT IT IN YOU spigot: GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deuce
spigot
141 3/4/1999 a science
pants: I WILL CIRCLE THE EARTH AND LAND WHERE I AM ORDERED TO pants: HULAHGLAHGLUUAHLHALGHLAG pants: SEE ENDING WITH A G IS A MORE CONTROLLED COCKSUCKING SESSION pants: IT IS A SCIENCE MEN
pants
#turquoise-background
142 3/5/1999 the subjunctive
deuce: I WISH I WERE TOILET TRAINED deuce: NOTE THE USE OF THE SUBJUNCTIVE INDICATING A CONDITION CONTRARY TO FACT
deuce
#grammar
#subjunctive
#woodring-room-background
143 3/6/1999 one in every four women
deuce: HURRAY deuce: IF THEY DIDN'T GIVE US SO MUCH LIP IT WOULDN'T HAPPEN atandt: DUMB IN THE TITS deuce: THAT'S MY CATCHPHRASE atandt: T DEUCE HERE'S A QUARTER deuce: ROYALTIES
atandt
deuce
#brown-background
144 3/7/1999 pizza
spigot: WHERE'S THAT PIZZA spigot: BLRHLBUHRLUBHRLUBHLGHRLHGHRLBHLUGHBLULH PLUH BLUHH I AM SO SORRY spigot: HLLLLLLLLLLGBHLHRLUHLBRHLGUHLLUH HUH HUH I JUST CAN'T KEEP ANYTHING DOWN pants: MY SHOES spigot: BLGUBHGLUBHRLUBHRTLUBHRLGURHLBURHGLUBRHGLUB MY FAULT
pants
spigot
#minecraft-background
145 3/7/1999 concerned
spigot: CONCERNED ABOUT MY BLISTER................. AND TOM HANKS' BLISTER?!?!?!?!?!!? deuce: T SPIGOT YOURS WILL NOT MAKE IT TO THE NEWSREELS spigot: DEVELOPMENT DEALS?!?!?!? spigot: BOSOM BLISTERS?!?!?!? LET'S GO AROUND pants: FORK YOU !!!!!!!!!!
deuce
pants
spigot
#white-background
146 3/8/1999 i'm your puppet
pants: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I'M YOUR PUPPET deuce: UHHHHHHH PUTTING MY ARM UP YOU pants: HUHHHHHHHHHHH HAVING AN ARM PUT UP ME
deuce
pants
#woodring-field-background
147 3/9/1999 pumped so full
spigot: BURNING, BEHEADING pants: I NEED TO BE PUMPED SO FULL OF SPURT THAT I CANNOT SEE STRAIGHT pants: WRITE BACK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: SIR THIS IS AN ENGINEERING/BAB5 NEWSGROUP
pants
spigot
#white-background
148 3/10/1999 filking
pants: FAN FICTION //////////////// FAN ART?????????????????????????///////////// spigot: IF ONLY WE COULD COMBINE FILKING WITH DICKLICKING deuce: GAYS deuce: FILKLICKING pants: NO DICKFILKING spigot: FOLKS YOU'RE BOTH RIGHT
deuce
pants
spigot
#urinal-background
149 3/10/1999 oh the humanity
pants: YOU PROMISED UBERDONGS pants: I ONLY SEE THIS DIRTY BUCKET OF DONGS HERE pants: WHAT HAVE WE WROUGHT
pants
#stalldoor-background
150 3/11/1999 wolfwings shadowflight
net: LETS TALK ABOUT AMIGA GFX MY NICKNAME WILL BE WOLFWINGS SHADOWFLIGHT
net
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
151 3/11/1999 violated twice
deuce: WELL DOING THE LITERATURE STUFF WAS A ROYAL PAIN IN THE ASS spigot: IT IS WRONG TO DESTROY LITERATURE spigot: IT'S SO MUCH ****FUN**** TO ****READ**** spigot: I AM JUDD NELSON BEING SARCASTIC spigot: FOLKS I'VE BEEN KICKED OFF THE RAPE SURVIVOR'S E-GROUP spigot: I REALLY FEEL LIKE I HAVE BEEN VIOLATED TWICE NOW
deuce
spigot
#woodring-stairs-background
152 3/12/1999 hi dave
: INIT: SINGLE USER MODE ozone: HI AND WELCOME TO DICKLICKERS ANONYMOUS ozone: MY NAME IS DAVE ozone: (HI DAVE) ozone: AND I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH DICKLICKING deuce: WHAT KIND OF PROBLEM COULD EVER BE INVOLVED WITH DICKLICKING ?!?!?
deuce
ozone
pants
spigot
#white-background
153 3/12/1999 let's all switch roles
atandt: LET'S ALL SWITCH ROLES FOR THE NEXT 30 SECONDS deuce: GAHGLAHGLAGHALGHALGHLA I'M ATANDT GAHLGHLGHLGHLGH LOOK AT BONEQUEST GLAGHLAGHLAGHLAGH WILL YOU LIKE ME MORE NOW THAT I PUT IT UP atandt: THAT WAS LESS FUN THAN PLANNED
atandt
deuce
#woodring-room-background
154 3/13/1999 the right to lick dick
spigot: I WILL SUE FOR THE RIGHT TO LICK YOUR DICK spigot: (PUSHING ROLLED UP CONSTITUTION THROUGH HOLE) deuce: I AM CROSSING OUT ARTICLE VII AND ADDING AMENDMENT XIII spigot: WE THE PLBLRLBLGHBLEBLGLPLE
deuce
spigot
#woodring-room-background
155 3/13/1999 i should have root
: # LS : LS-not found pants: YEAH I SHOULD HAVE ROOT
pants
#bsd
#linux
#root
#unix
#woodring-stairs-background
156 3/14/1999 whore
deuce: SHARON STONE'S HEARTWARMING PERFORMANCE IN "WHORE" deuce: WHERE SHE RESCUES A KID AND PIMPS HIM spigot: I'M PROPPED UP LIKE A SOLDIER AND STOPPED UP LIKE A TOILET
deuce
spigot
#gunmetal-background
157 3/15/1999 choking, teaching
pants: GAKKKK pants: YOUR HANDS ARE TIGHT AROUND MY FAT NECK deuce: CHOKING AND TEACHING ALL AT THE SAME TIME pants: GAKKKK MOSTLY CHOKING pants: IT IS MOSTLY ALL CHOKING deuce: SO BE IT
deuce
pants
#brown-background
158 3/16/1999 cockmouth.gif
spigot: WELL COCKMOUTH.GIF WAS EXACTLY AS ADVERTISED deuce: T SPIGOT TRUTH IN ADVERTISING IS A WONDERFUL THING spigot: MARKING FIXED & CLOSED
deuce
spigot
#mountain-background
159 3/17/1999 cancel
atandt: MARRY ME deuce: NO atandt: CANCEL deuce: YOU'RE NOT JEWISH atandt: DOES BEING CIRCUMSIZED COUNT deuce: IF THAT WAS TRUE, WE'D ALL BE JEWS
atandt
deuce
#blue-background
160 3/18/1999 deeper toilets
net: I WOULD LIKE FOR MY TOILET TO BE DEEPER net: I.E. FOR THE POOP WOULD FALL FARTHER net: THE FALL SHOULD BE LONG ENOUGH THAT THE POOP IS SCARED deuce: SCARED OR SCARRED (LISTENING INTENTLY) net: SCARED AS IN FRIGHTENED FOR ITS PHYSICAL SAFETY deuce: EXCELLENT net: IF THERE WAS SOME WAY IT WOULD SCREAM ON THE WAY DOWN THAT WOULD BE BEST deuce: IT IS THE ONLY WAY THE POO WILL LEARN
deuce
net
#deuce-net
#drunk-deuce
#mountain-background
#poo
#toilet
161 3/19/1999 during wartime
spigot: LOOSE LIPS LICK DICKS
spigot
#grey-background
162 3/20/1999 fatness
atandt: SOMEONE IS CRUSHING MY BALLS pants: IT COULD BE MY FATNESS deuce: YOUR WIFE (YOU DID NOT GET ENOUGH PEANUT BUTTER) atandt: IS IT 'DEUCE' OR MAYBE 'PANTS' pants: LET'S NOT OVERLOOK MY FATNESS HERE atandt: HOW ABOUT 'SPIGOT'? atandt: T PANTS YOU JUST TOTALLY BLEW MY TIMING pants: DEFINITELY FATNESS
atandt
deuce
pants
#white-background
163 3/21/1999 fuck you red
pants: PLEASE WRITE TO ME SLOWLY AS I AM IN THE SOVIET UNION pants: WE ONLY HAVE 2400 BAUD deuce: FUCK YOU RED pants: I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO VIEW YOUR 21MB AVI ATTACHMENT, I HAD TO ABORT THE DOWNLOAD pants: REPEAT: ABORT THE DOWNLOAD
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#download
#modem
#mountain-background
#russia
164 3/22/1999 helen reddy
dick: I AM WOMAN / SEE ME GROW
dick
#celebrity
#dick-solo
#sfw
#single-panel
#women
#wooding-room-background
165 3/23/1999 surprise
spigot: THE KUDDLE WUDDLE KITTY KLUB WEB RING spigot: NEXT FIVE SITES?!?!?!!? YES PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: HI I LIKED YOUR SITE VERY MUCH!!!! I HAVE A CAT WHO I CUDDLE EVERY DAY!!!!!! WRITE BACK!!! spigot: HI I WROTE YOU A FEW DAYS AGO !!! WRITING IN CASE IT DISAPPEARED INTO THE NET spigot: HI IS THIS RING STILL ACTIVE?!?!?!? spigot: *SMASH* I HAVE THROWN A POTTED PLANT FROM YOUR FRONT YARD THROUGH YOUR WINDOW!!!! spigot: SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR DINNER BUT I WOULD LIKE TO CUDDLE YOUR CAT!!!!!! spigot: SURPRISE!!!! I AM CUDDLING YOUR TODDLER'S BALLS
spigot
#cat
#cuddle
#guestbook
#pedophilia
#spigot-solo
#violence
#webring
#white-background
166 3/24/1999 an x with our piss
spigot: I AM COUNTING ON AN X WITH OUR PISS THIS SATURDAY !!!!!!!!!! BRING PROTRACTOR deuce: IF WE CROSS BEAMS WE WILL DIE spigot: THEN I GUESS WE SHOULD BOTH USE THE FORCE???? READING FAQ
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#faq
#geometry
#ghostbusters
#star-wars
#woodring-room-background
167 3/25/1999 frog and toad are friends
pants: SPIGOT LICKS DICK spigot: I BEG YOUR PUHHLGLHGLHGLHG
pants
spigot
#dicklicking
#pants-spigot
#single-panel
#woodring-stairs-background
168 3/26/1999 like a house on fire
pants: JIMMY POOP IS HERE TO MEET JIMMY SHITHEAD deuce: POOP AND SHITHEAD WILL GET ON LIKE A HOUSE ON FIRE pants: THEY'RE BRINGING BOTH THEIR SONS pants: FUCKFACE AND LITTLE JIMMY SHITHEAD deuce: SO FUCKFACE'S LAST NAME IS POOP? pants: RIGHT pants: LET'S BOTH SELECT NOTEPAD FROM THE APPLE MENU pants: I SAY WE GET THE BALL ROLLING, THE PARTY STARTED deuce: ROCK ON !!!!!!!!!!!
deuce
pants
#yellow-background
169 3/27/1999 houston
deuce: HOUSTON WE'VE HAD A PROBLEM pants: YOU HAVE TO SAY OVER !!! deuce: T PANTS NO THEY HAVE A BLEEPY THING FOR THAT (OVER) pants: BEEP BOOP BOOP HOW DO I GET LINUX TO RECOGNIZE ATA DRIVES spigot: MY CD PLAYER IS SQUEAKING AND SQUAWKING LIKE MY FUCKING GIRLFRIEND
deuce
pants
spigot
#ata-drives
#compact-disc
#drunk-deuce
#girlfriend
#linux
#mountain-background
170 3/28/1999 my boner lies over the ocean
spigot: MY BONER LIES OVER THE OCEAN spigot: MY BONER LIES OVER THE SEA spigot: CALL THE ENCLAVE
spigot
#brown-background
171 3/29/1999 was that out loud
deuce: WELL NOW THAT I HAVE SOME TIME TO MYSELF I THINK IT'S TIME TO THINK ABOUT REDECORATING deuce: I MEAN I COULD PUT UP SOME PINK FLANNEL UP ON THAT WALL deuce: AND SOME PINK TRIANGLE POSTERS OVER THERE deuce: AND A FEW TUBS OF K-Y JELLY AND A BIG BLACK DILDO ON THAT COUNTER deuce: AND EVERYTHING WOULD LOOK SPIFFY deuce: I'LL BE THE ENVY OF ALL THOSE MEANIES AT THE KNITTING CLUB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! deuce: OH deuce: WAS THAT OUT LOUD
deuce
#mountain-background
172 3/30/1999 batman
pants: PAC MAN spigot: DANA NANA NANA NANA NA - PAC MAN spigot: WAIT spigot: BATMAN I MEAN pants: YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT deuce: LOOK I LEAVE FOR FIVE SECONDS AND LOOK WHAT YOU TWO HAVE DONE
deuce
pants
spigot
#minecraft-background
173 3/31/1999 man and god
net: HEY HOW ABOUT A LITTLE CHATTER FOLKS deuce: HI net: HOW ARE YOU deuce: I'M GAY, WORKING ON GAYER net: I HAVE ALREADY ACHIEVED GAYER AND I'M WORKING ON GOING BACK deuce: THAT IS A CRIME AGAINST GOD AND MAN net: IT'S JUST FOR PRACTICE
deuce
net
#gay-working-on-gayer
#wooding-room-background
174 4/1/1999 the fucking porn room
spigot: SETENV HORNY YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! deuce: WHERE IS THE FUCKING PORN ROOM deuce: OH HI pants: I HAVE CAT PICTURES deuce: CAN THEY BE TRANSFERRED THROUGH THE BBS OR DO I HAVE TO LOG OUT FOR THAT
deuce
pants
spigot
#swamp-background
175 4/2/1999 runlevel q
net: SWITCHING TO RUNLEVEL Q pants: WATCHING YOU SWITCH deuce: WATCHING YOU WATCHING HIM SWITCH pants: HOPING IT INVOLVES A HLAGULA AND SOME BHULAGHLAHGLG pants: WE ARE ALL WATCHING THE DONGS deuce: (FOR SIGNS OF LIFE) pants: AND PRAYING deuce: DOMINE SUCKUS
deuce
net
pants
#woodring-stairs-background
176 4/2/1999 so i can better stalk fiona apple
pants: I AM MAKING YOU A POOL (SQUATTING, THRUSTING) pants: COULD ONE OF YOU PLEASE GIVE ME A BOOST SO I CAN BETTER STALK FIONA APPLE atandt: T PANTS YOU CAN'T SQUAT AND THRUST AT THE SAME TIME pants: T ATANDT ACROSS THE UNIVERSE
atandt
pants
#mountain-background
177 4/3/1999 let's all sound off
spigot: FOLKS CAN WE GET SOME EXPERT ANALYSIS OF THE ONGOING KOSOVO CRISIS?!?!?!?! spigot: LET'S ALL SOUND OFF WITH OUR TWO CENTS!!!!!!!!!!! pants: I TAKE IT UP THE ASS spigot: IS THIS RING STILL ACTIVE
deuce
pants
spigot
#anal
#current-events
#deuce-pants-spigot
#deucegrin
#drunk-deuce
#kosovo
#low-res
#mountain-background
#uncredited-character
#webring
178 4/4/1999 cleaning up the carpet
spigot: HERE COMES SEATTLE'S FATTEST FAGGOT deuce: HURRAY spigot: DOWN IN FRONT deuce: AT YOUR SERVICE spigot: I SPILLED PISS ON MY NEW CARPET spigot: A LITTLE JIZZ WILL TAKE THAT RIGHT OUT
deuce
spigot
#mountain-background
179 4/5/1999 lincos-like
pants: CAN WE LICK IT, CAN WE PRICK IT deuce: WE CAN DO BOTH pants: HOW ?!?!? deuce: DETAILS FOLLOW deuce: HULBGHULGDBHULBGDBGHULDBGDHULBAGDHLBGDHLUGB deuce: THAT IS A LINCOS-LIKE MESSAGE TRANSMITTED TO ALL THE NEARBY SUNLIKE STARS deuce: THEY WILL REALIZE THAT EARTH IS POPULATED BY FUCKING HOMOS AND STAY CLEAR pants: WHAT IF THEY HAVE CRAZY ALIEN E.T. STYLE DICKS FOR US TO LICK ?!?!? pants: THEY MIGHT SAY HEY APE-LIKE COCKSUCKING BEASTS LET'S LAND THERE deuce: THEY ARE ALMOST CERTAINLY MILLIONS OF YEARS AHEAD OF US IN TECHNOLOGY AND STRAIGHT
deuce
pants
#mountain-background
180 4/6/1999 barely legal
spigot: I CANNOT DONG AND CHONG ALONE HERE pants: I WILL BONG AND FONG WITH YOU spigot: I CONSIDER THAT A VICTORY pants: IT IS TRULY A DESIGN WIN
pants
spigot
#mountain-background
181 4/7/1999 glug
spigot: TELL THEM ABOUT THE GOOD BOOK deuce: GLUG spigot: HI QUEERS, I'M JUST OUT SPREADING THE WORD OF GOD spigot: FOR EVERY DICK YOU CONSCIOUSLY DECIDE TO CHOKE DOWN spigot: THAT'S ONE STEP CLOSER TO NOT MAKING IT INTO THE KINGDOM spigot: I'M TALKING ABOUT THE QUEER KINGDOM SOUTH OF FOLSOM
deuce
spigot
#black-background
182 4/8/1999 a story as old as time
pants: I'M INVITING YOU TO FUCK MY FACE deuce: I WILL ACCEPT THE INVITATION (AS WELL AS THE RESPONSIBILITY)
deuce
pants
#woodring-stairs-background
183 4/8/1999 winter
atandt: IF YOU DON'T MIND atandt: PLEASE REMOVE YOUR DONG FROM MY ARMPIT deuce: I AM KEEPING IT WARM (WINTER)
atandt
deuce
#eggshell-background
184 4/9/1999 pisscam
spigot: I FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE THIS IS ALL FOR SOME PISSCAM PROJECT BUT I'M TRYING HARD TO HOLD STEADY
spigot
#cam
#camera
#fetish
#pisscam
#porn
#spigot-solo
#video
#woodring-stairs-background
185 4/10/1999 unix guru status
bung: T SPIGOT HAVE YOU REACHED UNIX GURU STATUS YET spigot: I CAN CD INTO A DIR bung: +5 MOUSE PAD OF JERKING
bung
spigot
#woodring-field-background
186 4/11/1999 penal colony
deuce: SO I SIGNED UP FOR JOINING A PENAL COLONY BUT WELL LONG STORY SHORT IT WASN'T WHAT I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE net: WE HAVE ALL MADE THAT MISTAKE
deuce
net
#woodring-field-background
187 4/12/1999 more goddamn cocksucking
deuce: DICKS, ETC spigot: I WISH COMPUTERS COULD BRING US CLOSER TOGETHER deuce: T SPIGOT DO YOU MEAN CLOSER LIKE TOUCHING DICKS deuce: OR WHAT spigot: YOU SAID THERE WAS WATER ON THE MOON AND INSTEAD IT'S JUST MORE GODDAMN COCKSUCKING
deuce
spigot
#woodring-field-background
188 4/13/1999 prom night
pants: PLEASE HELP ME PICK OUT A GOWN FOR THE COCKSUCKERS BALL
pants
#woodring-stairs-background
189 4/14/1999 burgers, sausages, tin roof
spigot: T DEUCE YOU SAID THIS WASN'T A KISSING GAME deuce: MMMMMMMM spigot: OFF spigot: T PANTS I ACCIDENTALLY SPILLED DOPE SMOKE INTO MY MOUTH AND LUNGS TEN TIMES spigot: DIAGNOSIS: CINNAMON BUNS spigot: I'M FAT deuce: FUCK YOU
deuce
spigot
#orange-background
190 4/15/1999 rap song
spigot: I'D LIKE TO OPEN THIS MEETING WITH THIS RAP SONG ABOUT LINUX!!!!!! I MADE IT ON THE BUS!!!! spigot: A PTTH spigot: A FRPFPR spigot: DEAD BATTERIES spigot: DOES ANYONE HAVE A CORD THAT CAN GO FROM A WALKMAN TO THE WALL OUTLET!?!!!? spigot: A PPTHTHTH spigot: I SPRAINED MY NECK spigot: FOLKS, "PUFFIES" REFERS TO PUFFY NIPPLES
spigot
#green-background
191 4/16/1999 they are to blame
: [GAY UNDERWEAR SEX]
deuce
pants
#lime-background
192 4/17/1999 my face
spigot: THE BACK OF THIS TOILET IS THE LYSOL-CLEAN I CAN TRUST spigot: I CAN SEE MY FACE IN THE TILE pants: I CAN SEE YOUR FACE IN THE TILE spigot: I CAN SEE MY NOSE IN THE TILE pants: WE CAN ALL SEE YOUR FACE IN THE TILE pants: NOW LET'S GET BACK TO WORK spigot: NOW I CANNOT SEE?????????
pants
spigot
#black-background
#sfw
193 4/18/1999 dig dug
deuce: T PANTS I AM DIG DUG AND I AM GOING TO INFLATE YOU UNTIL YOU POP net: INSERT HOSE HERE deuce: ARE YOU FRYGAR ?!?! pants: T DEUCE I WOULD LIKE THAT (ALSO I AM A BLUE GHOST SO CHOMP ME UP)
deuce
net
pants
#deuce-pants
#dig-dug
#gaming
#pac-man
#urinal-background
194 4/19/1999 he fixes radios by thinking
spigot: THE CLOSEST DISTANCE BETWEEN TWO POINTS IS BEATING OFF !!! spigot: SURELY YOU'RE SUCKING MY DICK MR. FEYNMAN ?!?!??!?!
spigot
#mountain-background
195 4/20/1999 a day in the life
pants: HE SMILES EVEN THOUGH I AM PUNCHING HIM, USING HIM AS A JACKOFF FAMILIAR
pants
#pants-solo
#usenet
#woodring-stairs-background
196 4/21/1999 more forceful
deuce: GLAGHLAGHLAGHLHGLAHGLAHG spigot: IS THAT THE SOUND OF YOU POURING ALL YOUR BEER DOWN THE TOILET AND SHAVING AND PUTTING ON A SMART SHIRT AND GOING TO CHURCH AND GETTING YOUR ACT TOGETHER??!?!??!??!! deuce: ALGHALHGLAHGLAHGLAHLGHAGHL (MORE FORCEFUL NOW) spigot: ARE GREENSLEEVES AND GREENPEACE THE SAME THING
deuce
spigot
#woodring-room-background
197 4/22/1999 a very sincere apology
spigot: SORRY HR LADY!!!!!!!!! I BEAT OFF TO BLONDES I DON'T TALK TO THEM
spigot
#hi-fi
#urinal-background
198 4/23/1999 the scientific method
spigot: CAN YOU GET PREGNANT FROM ANAL SEX deuce: WE WILL CONDUCT 1000 SCIENTIFIC TRIALS ALSO WE WILL NEED ANOTHER 1000 FOR THE CONTROL GROUP
deuce
spigot
#starbucks-background
199 4/24/1999 pecking order
pants: (I VOTE FOR MORE SUFFERAGE) pants: (AND LESS ROUGHAGE) deuce: GET OUT OF HERE SIR deuce: YOU HAVE CONTAMINATED THE POOL pants: I MUST BE CONFUSED deuce: IT'S THE PECKING ORDER MOTHERFUCKER pants: IT'S MORE LIKE A CIRCLE deuce: T PANTS THAT WOULD BE A LINE
deuce
pants
#woodring-stairs-background
200 4/24/1999 abbott and costello
atandt: TELL PANTS CAN YOU TWO STEP pants: WHEN PUSHED REALLY HARD FROM BEHIND YES
atandt
pants
#woodring-room-background
201 4/25/1999 i'm a lesbian
spigot: I'M A LESBIAN!!!!!! spigot: WHY'S THAT?!?!?! spigot: YOU REFUSE TO BE DOMINATED IN A MALE WORLD ?!?!? spigot: NO!!!!! spigot: BECAUSE BIG DICKS HURT MY MOUTH!!!!! spigot: [LAUGHTER]
spigot
#mountain-background
202 4/26/1999 poo pet
deuce: I'M A POO PET pants: I WILL PET YOU deuce: YOU WILL GET POO ON YOU (I AM WARNING YOU) pants: I AM NOT PARTICULAR deuce: VERY WELL
deuce
pants
#woodring-field-background
203 4/27/1999 courage under fire
deuce: DENZEL'S USING A POWERBOOK SO YOU KNOW THE MOVIE IS FAKE RIGHT THERE
deuce
#woodring-stairs-background
204 4/28/1999 rednex
spigot: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF ................... spigot: LET'S GO AROUND !!!!!! spigot: GLK spigot: SQUEEZING MY NECK WITH YOUR FIST deuce: THAT IS HOW IT TURNS RED YOU SEE spigot: THEN I MIGHT BE A REDNECK deuce: FUCKING HOLD STILL
deuce
spigot
#blue-background
205 4/29/1999 single user mode
: INIT: SINGLE USER MODE ozone: BALLS???????????????? deuce: T OZONE INDEED pants: I VOTE BALLS
deuce
ozone
pants
#urinal-background
206 4/30/1999 whoa mouth
pants: LA LA LA pants: SINGING pants: LA LA LA HURP deuce: I LOVE YOUR MOUTH spigot: I LOVE WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH YOUR MOUTH spigot: FEELS DIFFERENT SOMEHOW deuce: WHOA MOUTH spigot: WERE YOU ENJOYING A BOX OF TRISCUITS
deuce
pants
spigot
#minecraft-background
207 5/1/1999 how to win at videogames
spigot: I AM TELLING YOU TO TWIST PADDLE 0 AND YOU ARE TWISTING PADDLE 1
spigot
#brown-background
208 5/2/1999 canadian boners
pants: CANADIAN BONERS TASTE LIKE MAPLE FOR SOME REASON deuce: IT'S THE RED POINTY THING ON THEIR FLAG pants: MMM MAPLE
deuce
pants
#woodring-stairs-background
209 5/3/1999 do-bees
spigot: OH LORD MY INTESTINES ARE WRAPPED AROUND MY GYM SHORTS
spigot
#eggshell-background
210 5/4/1999 10:18 pm
atandt: HELLO FAGGOTS atandt: IT'S TIME FOR THE ATANDT SHOW deuce: BEGIN atandt: <SFX: SOUND OF PANTS DROPPING> atandt: THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING atandt: <SFX: CLAPPING> deuce: THIS PLAY SUCKS atandt: T DEUCE THIS IS NO PLAY THIS IS TRUE LIFE TV deuce: THIS PLAY SUCKS
atandt
deuce
#minecraft-background
211 5/5/1999 i am dying
spigot: FOLKS I'M SAD TO REPORT I AM DYING FROM DICKLICKER'S DISEASE BUT I REALLY THINK YOU'LL FIND MY REQUIRED TREATMENT IRONIC AND INEXPENSIVE!!!!!! F-R-E-E
spigot
#woodring-field-background
212 5/6/1999 i will start a club
spigot: I WILL START A CLUB CALLED THE GAY AND LESBIAN AND HOMOSEXUAL AND LESBIAN AND LESBIAN AND GAY AND HOMOSEXUAL AND GAY AND LESBIAN AND GAY AND GAY AND HOMOSEXUAL AND GAY AND LESBIAN AND GAY CLUB AND IT WILL BE CALLED THE GALAHALALAGAHAGALAGAGAHAGALAG CLUB deuce: I WILL JOIN (HERE ARE MY DUES)
deuce
spigot
#grey-background
213 5/6/1999 the stark story
pants: THE STARK STORY OF A FAMILY LIVING IN THE MILLENNIUM AND THE PROBLEMS THEY ARE FACED WITH AS THEY ARE KILLED OFF ONE BY ONE
pants
#mountain-background
214 5/7/1999 star wars
spigot: FIVE MONTHS STANDING IN LINE!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: FIVE MONTHS IN THE RAIN AND COLD!!!!!!!! spigot: FIVE MONTHS OF BLISTERING HEAT!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: FIVE MONTHS OF PEOPLE LAUGHING AT ME AND MY STUPID CLOTHES AND FREAKISH FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: FIVE MONTHS OF PEOPLE DRIVING BY AND SPRAYING ME WITH GUNFIRE AND URINE BALLOONS!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: FIVE LONG MONTHS OF SAVING UP FOR TOYS AND MERCHANDISE!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: QUIET!!!!! THE OPENING CREDITS!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
spigot
#mountain-background
215 5/8/1999 piss (aka piss curtains)
deuce: I CAN JUST BARELY SEE YOU ALL THROUGH THE PISS CURTAIN pants: DO YOU MEAN THE CURTAIN OF PISS pants: OR THE PISS CURTAINS IN THE LIVING ROOM/BEDROOM/DINING ROOM pants: IT'S MORE OF A NEVER-ENDING WATERFALL spigot: OH YOU MEAN YOU AND YOUR TWELVE FRIENDS STANDING ABOVE ME IN A SEMI-CIRCLE spigot: THAT'S CLEVER AND CREATIVE pants: THERE ARE MORE ABOVE IN THE RAFTERS/CATACOMBS
deuce
pants
spigot
#gunmetal-background
216 5/9/1999 no two alike
deuce: DALEKS AND CYBERMEN spigot: MY DONG IS WHAT YOU WOULD CALL "AL DENTE"
deuce
spigot
#woodring-room-background
217 5/10/1999 licking for the new year
atandt: WE SHOULD START LICKING FOR THE NEW YEAR --> NOW <-- deuce: YOU START atandt: THAT'S A BIG --> CAN DO <-- atandt: HUGHUGHUGHUGHUGHUGGHGULHGUGHUGHU T DEUCE THAT WAS MORE OF A CHOKING
atandt
deuce
#urinal-background
218 5/11/1999 hey jude
spigot: HEY JUDE spigot: SOMETHING SOMETHING spigot: I KNOCKED THE BONG OVER pants: PAPER TOWELS spigot: YOU'RE JUST RUBBING IT INTO THE CARPET
pants
spigot
#woodring-room-background
219 5/12/1999 my lucky pierre
net: T PANTS WHO WILL BE LUCKY PIERRE pants: T NET I TEND TO ARRIVE BLINDFOLDED WHEN I ATTEND THESE EVENTS pants: T NET I HAVE BEEN TOLD THAT THERE WILL BE CORN AND DOG RACING pants: OKAY COCKFIGHTING pants: SLAPFIGHTING LIKE GIRLS
net
pants
#blue-background
220 5/13/1999 in bed
spigot: WHAT I LIKE TO DO IS ADD THE PHRASE "IN BED" TO THE END OF MY FORTUNE COOKIES!!!!!!!!!! spigot: I WILL LICK DICK ... IN BED!!!!!! spigot: I WILL CUT OFF MY DONG AND BALLS ... IN BED!!!!!!!!!! spigot: I HAVE A KEEN EYE FOR RAPING PROSTITUTES AND CLOROXING THEM DOWN THE BATHTUB ... IN BED !!!!!!!!!! spigot: SOME DON'T WORK
spigot
#violetgrey-background
221 5/14/1999 a lovely dinner party
spigot: SOMEONE NEEDS THE NIGHTTIME SNIFFLING SNEEZING COUGHING ACHING WHEEZING STUFFY-HEAD FEVER SO YOU CAN SUCK A DICK MEDICINE
spigot
#mountain-background
222 5/15/1999 a prayer
pants: PRAY FOR COCK pants: PRAY WITH ME NOW pants: LET US PRAY pants: FOR COCK deuce: GHGLHGAHLGHLAGH pants: TOGETHER ..... WE WILL ........ PRAY FOR COCK pants: OH DEAR LORD GOD IN HEAVEN deuce: LHGAHLAGHLGHLGALHAGHLGALH DOWN HE DRAIN WE GO
deuce
pants
#woodring-room-background
223 5/16/1999 fat kids
spigot: NET YAROZE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: FAT KIDS pants: SHORT KIDS spigot: EVEN KIDS WITH DONGS pants: GAY KIDS spigot: DID I SAY FAT KIDS pants: ALSO KIDS WITH BONGS
pants
spigot
#mountain-background
224 5/17/1999 sandra
deuce: MAN SANDRA BERNHARD IS FUCKING DISGUSTING pants: YES SHE IS A FREAKISH WHOREBAG THING deuce: DISGUSTING deuce: HEY GREAT YOU'RE PREGNANT GET THE FUCK OFF MY SCREEN pants: SHE WOULD LOOK NORMAL EXCEPT FOR HER FACE AND BODY deuce: PRETTY MUCH IF YOU REPLACED EVERYTHING WITH SOMETHING ELSE THEN SHE WOULD BE AWESOME deuce: (ALSO DARK SPRAY PAINT IS REQUIRED) pants: NOT SO KEEN ON THE SPRAY PAINT (UNLESS WE USE GOLD) deuce: T PANTS GOLD IS GOOD (RE: LOVE DELUXE)
deuce
pants
#woodring-stairs-background
225 5/18/1999 boys
spigot: HEY LOOK EVERYONE I'M ITALIAN spigot: MMM THAT'S A GOOD PIZZA PIE spigot: MY RED AND WHITE STRIPED SHIRT SURE FITS NICE spigot: I LIKE BOYS spigot: HOLY GOD MY WEINER JUST GOT FAT LIKE A SALAMI WHEN I SAID THAT spigot: I'D BETTER SHUT UP spigot: I'M GIOVANNI THE ITALIAN PEDOPHILE spigot: SHHHHHHHHHH spigot: CALZONES WILL KEEP MY MIND OFF BOYS spigot: I'M GOING TO SPURT OFF RIGHT HERE IN MY TIGHT PANTS spigot: THAT'S AMORE
spigot
#woodring-room-background
226 5/19/1999 under the table
spigot: PLEASE DON'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT MY BONER UNDER THE TABLE AT THANKSGIVING
spigot
#urinal-background
227 5/20/1999 shop kosovo
spigot: NOT IN CZ OR KR OR JP OR GLKGRBL spigot: WHY DOES SHOPKOSOVO.COM KEEP GOING DOWN
spigot
#woodring-stairs-background
228 5/21/1999 ten
atandt: I WILL CLOSE MY EYES atandt: I WILL VISUALIZE A BETTER LIFE FOR ME AND MY WIFE AND MY LITTLE BOY atandt: GOD DAMNIT WHY AM I MARRIED WHY TEN FUCKING CHILDREN
atandt
#gunmetal-background
229 5/22/1999 too much poo
pants: TOO MUCH POO SAID POPPA BEAR
pants
#woodring-field-background
230 5/23/1999 here's ten dollars
spigot: PLEASE OVERRIDE MY VIRTUAL MEMBER deuce: I CAN ONLY OVERRIDE YOU IF YOU ARE A VIRTUAL MEMBER FUNCTION SIR spigot: HERE'S TEN DOLLARS deuce: NOW YOU'RE TALKING MOTHERFUCKER
deuce
spigot
#white-background
231 5/24/1999 the one where
deuce: THE ONE WHERE KIRK AND UHURA KISS spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO FART IN YOUR FACE FOR THE FULL HOUR spigot: $20 $40 $60 $80 ETC deuce: I THINK THAT WOULD BE AT THE $60 LEVEL deuce: OKAY A QUARTER spigot: I'M BROKE deuce: A FREEBIE THEN
deuce
spigot
#woodring-stairs-background
232 5/25/1999 three rooms
pants: T DEUCE WOULDN'T IT BE NICE IF WE WERE MARRIED (THEN WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO WAIT SO LONG) spigot: I'M GOING TO LEAVE MY DONG COOLING ON THE WINDOWSILL!!!!! NOBODY BETTER CHOKE IT DOWN WHILE I'M TAKING A NAP!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: IT TOOK ME TWO KITKATS JUST TO GET TO THE VIDEO STORE!!!!!!!!! AND TWO REESE'S CUPS JUST TO GET HOME deuce: T SPIGOT ALTERNATIVE FUELS
deuce
pants
spigot
#woodring-room-background
233 5/26/1999 two bombs
atandt: I HID A BOMB IN THE COFFEE SHOP SOMEWHERE IN SAN FRANCISCO spigot: I DRINK COFFEE AT HOME pants: *KABOOM* spigot: YOU TRICKED ME (FALLING FROM THE SKY) pants: *KABOOM* spigot: TWO BOMBS?!?!?!?!? (BACK UP IN THE AIR) pants: *KABOOM*
atandt
pants
spigot
#blue-background
234 5/27/1999 2 mins
atandt: OKAY I DON'T GET THE NEW BONEQUEST AT ALL spigot: NOT LOOKING YET atandt: GIVE ME 2 MINS deuce: YOU HAVE THIRTY SECONDS AND THEN I CALL THE COPS
atandt
deuce
spigot
#woodring-room-background
235 5/28/1999 a very sincere apology ii
spigot: SORRY FOR THE WIDE DISTRIBUTION (OF PISS ALL OVER THE TOILET PAPERS AND TOWELS)
spigot
#gunmetal-background
236 5/29/1999 W.W. III
spigot: STEPHEN KING'S THE POKING deuce: IT'S SHOWTIME AT MY BALLS pants: ANOTHER BAD EXPERIENCE WITH A TONGUE DEPRESSOR spigot: I'M A FOOL FOR LOVE bung: LIFT YOUR FUCKING FEET WHEN YOU WALK OTHERWISE W.W.III spigot: AND MUFFINS WITH ICING
bung
deuce
pants
spigot
#greenlight-background
237 5/30/1999 cocks
spigot: COCKS PEOPLE spigot: I DON'T LOG IN FOR NOTHING
spigot
#mountain-background
238 5/31/1999 what it's about
spigot: GARLIC BAGELS WITH GARLIC BUTTER!!! deuce: I THOUGHT YOU SAID GARLIC BALLS spigot: IT'S NOT ABOUT LICKING DICK IT'S ABOUT LICKING DICK UNDER OATH
deuce
spigot
#green-background
239 6/1/1999 dear madonna
pants: DEAR MADONNA, PLEASE SHOW ME YOUR BOOBS AGAIN spigot: CC: BRITNEY pants: BCC: BACKSTREET BOYS
pants
spigot
#mountain-background
240 6/2/1999 the mating rituals of spigot
spigot: GODDAMNIT LADY I SAID ON THE PHONE I NEEDED SOMEONE TO DRIBBLE AND DROOL LONG STRINGY STRANDS OF SLOBBER ALL OVER MY DICK AND SUBSEQUENTLY HER FACE !!!!!!!!!! INSTEAD YOU ARE COPPING SOME LOSER-BITCH ATTITUDE WHICH FORCES ME TO BAND YOUR HEAD AGAINST THE MARBLE SINK deuce: THE MATING RITUALS OF SPIGOT spigot: NEXT ON DISCOVERY????? OR BIOGRAPHY spigot: YOU'VE MADE US THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THE ENTIRE QUADRANT
deuce
spigot
#blue-background
241 6/3/1999 prison
spigot: KERVORKIAN EYEBALLS COFFEE CAKE deuce: DO THEY HAVE THOSE IN PRISON deuce: I MEAN ASIDE FROM THE STIFF UNWANTED ANAL RAPE atandt: DID SOMEONE SAY PRISON RAPE spigot: HURMPH spigot: BONK spigot: HURMPH spigot: NOW THAT'S A LETHAL INJECTION!!!!!! AM I RIGHT?!?!?! spigot: LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR DOCTOR KERPUNKIAN WHICH IS YOUR NEW NAME AS OF (LOOKING AT DONG) RIGHT NOW
atandt
deuce
spigot
#pink-background
242 6/4/1999 ice cream headache
spigot: I'M A SHORT WIDE GOTH WHO'S MAKING A CYBERDIFFERENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot
#woodring-stairs-background
243 6/5/1999 gratutious claire
deuce: STRAIGHT TO HELL FOR YOU AND YOU AND YOU pants: AND ME pants: DON'T FORGET ME pants: I GET TO GO TOO deuce: NOT YOU YOU'RE THE COCKSUCKING TOOL pants: ALSO THIS JUST IN STRAIGHT FROM THE FRONT LINES: HUALGHLAHLAHGLUAG : [picture of Claire]
deuce
pants
#blue-background
244 6/6/1999 still only thirty-five cents
pants: A GREAT GOOD GODDAMN LET'S HEAR IT SHOUT IT OUT pants: \\DICKS (TRYING REALLY REALLY HARD) pants: CCCP (I'M CLEAR ON THE THREE C'S BUT HELP ME OUT WITH THE REST) pants: IN CAHOOTS WITH TITS pants: I AM STILL ONLY THIRTY FIVE CENTS pants: THIS IS THE WORST MARVEL TEAM-UP EVER deuce: GOOD LORD GET THAT GUY A DICK STAT HE'S IN DICKLESS DELERIUM pants: MAN THE PANTALOONS
deuce
pants
#gunmetal-background
245 6/7/1999 webby awards
spigot: NOMINATED FOR A 1998 WEBBY AWARD!!!!!!#($@)(#%GBLHRLUBHRBU) deuce: SUICIDE IS THE ONLY WAY OUT NOW spigot: I AM GOING TO WITHDRAW MY LAST FEW DOLLARS AND BUY A GUN AND TOUR THE STALLS OF AMERICA deuce: GOING OUT IN A BLAZE OF GLORY (PISS, TOILETS)
deuce
spigot
#minecraft-background
246 6/8/1999 spigot is lois lane
spigot: IT'S SUCKER PUNCH A QUEER MONTH AT YOUR NORTHERN CALIFORNIA MAZDA DEALER spigot: I SWEAR TO GOD I'M LOIS LANE AND THOSE ARE NOT HEROIN NEEDLES spigot: IF CHRISTOPHER REEVE GETS TO BE PARALYZED THEN I GET TO BE CRAZY
spigot
#green-background
247 6/9/1999 whap, slap
pants: WHAT IN THE spigot: SPRACKENZE ****DICKS**** pants: JA, DA spigot: FAGGOT pants: NEIN NEIN spigot: PUNCH POUND WHAP SLAP LASH FENCEPOST BEATINGS FREEZINGS SHOOTINGS AND COMMUNITIES COMING TOGETHER
pants
spigot
#green-background
248 6/10/1999 HTML
spigot: CAN SOMEONE HELP ME DEBUG THIS PLEASE: spigot: <HMTL> spigot: <PIC = "UNTITLED 1">WELCOME TO THE ENCLAVE</PIC) spigot: CLICK HERE TO FLAP INSIDE!! spigot: </HMTL> spigot: <JAVA = "RECTANGLE"> pants: TRY MOVING TO SEATTLE THAT'LL FIX IT pants: SPEAKING SPANISH pants: GGGGGGGGGGGGGG
pants
spigot
#woodring-den-background
249 6/11/1999 i wish
spigot: I WISH I COULD DIAL NINE TO GET MY HEAD OUTSIDE OF THE TOILET
spigot
#blue-background
250 6/12/1999 bathroom patrol
pants: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A BATHROOM PATROL pants: AND YOU ARE NOT OFFICER DONGALONG pants: BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I AM WILLING TO BE ARRESTED, CHAINED SOMEWHERE spigot: SO YOU HAVE KIDNAPPED ME spigot: INSTRUCTED ME TO TAKE THE DOLLARS THAT GET POKED THROUGH THE HOLE IN THE WALL... spigot: ...AND HAND THEM SMALL BAGS OF CRACK COCAINE?!?!? spigot: AND I AM HANDCUFFED TO THIS HOT WATER HEATER PIPE?????? spigot: DO I GET A BREAK ANYTIME SOON?!?!?!!? SIR WITH THE GHETTO BLASTER AND RAP CD'S
pants
spigot
#white-background
251 6/13/1999 pre-paid blowjob card
dick: FEELING ESPECIALLY DANCY / PRANCY THIS MORNING dick: I AM PUNCHING YOUR PRE-PAID BLOWJOB CARD TWICE BECAUSE YOU DID NOT BATHE TODAY dick: MAKE THAT THREE TIMES (UNCIRCUMCIZED)
dick
#primrose-background
252 6/14/1999 brushing
spigot: ONLINE FILTERS HELP MY PARENTS DECIDE !!!! AND THEY KEEP ME SAFE !!! spigot: DAD'S BRUSHING MY MOUTH OUT WITH SOMETHING
spigot
#black-background
253 6/15/1999 canned fuck
pants: I'M A BAD MOTHERFUCKER DON'T YOU KNOW deuce: I CAN SENSE AND SMELL THAT
deuce
pants
#urinal-background
254 6/16/1999 quisp
deuce: HOW CAN TWENTY YEAR OLD PROBES ARE STILL WORKING FINE deuce: BUT THE SHIT WE PUT TOGETHER NOW KEEPS BREAKING BEFORE IT GETS ANYWHERE spigot: BECAUSE THEY DON'T MAKE TAPE AND STRING LIKE THEY USED TO deuce: IT'S ALL PLASTICS NOW spigot: ALSO THE YOUNG KIDS TODAY ARE SIGNIFICANTLY MORE STONED THAN THEIR FOREFATHERS deuce: DIDN'T YOU SEE ANDROMEDA STRAIN ?!?!? AND THAT'S WHERE THE STUFF IS !!! SO NO KIDDING IT'S BROKEN spigot: HOW CAN A VIRUS THAT KILLS EVERYTHING STAY ALIVE FOR NINETY BORING MINUTES spigot: QUAKER OATS MAKES QUISP
deuce
spigot
#brown-background
255 6/17/1999 exiled
spigot: THIS MOVIE DOES NOT HAVE CHRIS NOTH!!!!! IT IS PETER NORTH spigot: WHY IS HE DOING THAT TO CLAIRE deuce: I LONGED FOR THIS MOMENT AND YET NOW IT'S SOMEONE ELSE spigot: IS HE PLANTING EVIDENCE ON HER FACE????? I AM TOTALLY LOST HERE spigot: IT IS ME WHO IS EXILED
deuce
spigot
#blue-background
256 6/18/1999 free kevin
spigot: I JUST TOLD SOME STUPID MARKETING WHORE SHE WAS A HOT LITTLE FILLIE!!!!! spigot: AND SHE MADE ONE OF THOSE "MAD, OUTRAGED" FACES spigot: THEN I PULLED HER BLOUSE UP OVER HER HEAD AND SQUEEZED HER TITTIES RIGHT THROUGH HER BRA!!!!!! spigot: WELL BACK TO LOOKING AT PORN spigot: FREE KEVIN !!! spigot: I PLEAD GUILTY spigot: NEVER MIND !!! deuce: GGGG
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#kevin-mitnick
#misogyny
#porn
#woodring-stairs-background
257 6/19/1999 the very bad farm
pants: PERHAPS A MAJOR-MOTION PICTURE ABOUT POOP, POO deuce: DEFINITELY MOTION pants: COMP ME WITH SANDWICHES AND CHIPS AND PRICKS WILLYA deuce: COCK A DOODLE DONG pants: ARE WE DOWN ON THE FARM AGAIN ?!? OH BOY deuce: THE VERY BAD FARM pants: I WILL MILK YOU, COLLECT YOUR EGGS AND BE YOUR BABY DUCKLING deuce: MADRE DE DIOS spigot: YES SIR NO SIR SUCKING DICK SIR spigot: ALL MY COCKS IN A BIG FAT ROW SIR
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#duck
#farm
#huffy-pants
#oh-boy
#poo
#sucking-dick
#woodring-stairs-background
258 6/20/1999 AGLHALGHALGH
pants: WORDS I LEARNED BY READING LARRY FLYNT PUBLICATIONS: COCKSLUT, DIRT HOLE, PRICK HOUND, PISS-SCENTED, SPENT HOSE, ROPY TRAJECTORY, MOPPING JIZZ, BALL-SHRIVELING, COWLIKE deuce: AGLHALGHALGH
deuce
pants
#cocksucking-noises
#deuce-pants
#germany
#hustler
#jizz
#mopping
#piss
#porn
#woodring-stairs-background
259 6/21/1999 freudian splurt
spigot: I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW A "FAGGOT" CAN ALSO MEAN A TIGHTLY-WRAPPED BUNDLE OF DICKS!!!! spigot: I MEAN STICKS spigot: GUESS I HAD A FREUDIAN SPLURT!!! I MEAN SPLUTTERY FACE!!!! I MEAN FAGGOTY SLOBBERGBLKGPTH deuce: A DICK STAT
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#freudian
#woodring-stairs-background
260 6/22/1999 here comes the hotstepper
pants: HERE COMES THE HOTSTEPPER pants: COCKS ??? deuce: THERE HE IS !!!!!!!! deuce: PEOPLE OF THE WORLD deuce: PANTS IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN' HOUSE : PANTS BELCHES UP SPERM deuce: CUT pants: SORRY
deuce
pants
#cocks
#deuce-pants
#jizz
#kamoze
#woodring-room-background
261 6/23/1999 candy and cake
atandt: T SPIGOT WHY ARE YOU STILL UP spigot: CRUISING FOR PRICKS, CURLY FRIES atandt: JOLLY GOOD
atandt
spigot
#apple-ii
#atandt-spigot
#cruising
#curly-fries
#fries
#woodring-den-background
262 6/24/1999 Y/N
deuce: SHOULD I GET ANOTHER BEER? [Y/N] pants: COCKS deuce: THAT IS AN INVALID ANSWER deuce: SHOULD I GET ANOTHER BEER? [Y/N] pants: COCKS deuce: YOU ARE A FUCKING FAGGOT deuce: SHOULD I GET ANOTHER BEER? [Y/N] pants: COCKS pants: COCKS pants: COCKS pants: COCKS pants: COCKS deuce: SHOULD I GET ANOTHER BEER? [Y/N] pants: TRYING TO TEACH YOU A LESSON !!! pants: COCKS
deuce
pants
#beer
#cocks
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#funloving-nonsense
#repetition
#woodring-stairs-background
#y-n
263 6/25/1999 doctor boner is in
pants: I'M GOING TO KEEP YOU IN A BOX pants: BE MY VALENTINE pants: DOCTOR BONER IS IN atandt: T DOCTOR BONER HOW CAN I GET ONE (A BONER) pants: I HAVE NO IDEA atandt: T DOCTOR BONER PLZ DO THE RESEARCH (WILL PAY) pants: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH !!! atandt: T DOCTOR BONER THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE pants: LINE
atandt
pants
#a-few-good-men
#atandt-pants
#doctor-boner
#woodring-stairs-background
264 6/25/1999 en vogue
spigot: NEVER GONNA GET IT / NEVER GONNA GET IT spigot: NEVER GONNA GET / YOUR STUPID ALBUM
spigot
#diss
#en-vogue
#singing
#spigot-solo
#tlc
#woodring-field-background
265 6/26/1999 four more pricks
spigot: FOUR MORE PRICKS spigot: FOUR MORE PRICKS spigot: FOUR MORE PRICKS spigot: FOUR MORE HURMPH spigot: PANK YOU
spigot
#chant
#cocksucking
#politics
#repetition
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
266 6/27/1999 WAR
deuce: B-2 STEALTH BOMBERS MAKE COMBAT DEBUT ?? I HOPE NOT AS WHAT THEY WERE ORIGINALLY DESIGNED FOR spigot: THESE BOMBS ARE DROPPING COURTESY OF TACO BELL AND PEPSI !!!!!!!!! spigot: YO QUIERO TACO BELL !!!!!!!! BOOM SMASH BURN deuce: OPERATION ALLIED FORCE ?!?!?!? CAN'T WE COME UP WITH SOMETHING BETTER THAN THAT spigot: HOWDY FROM AMERICA spigot: GOT MILK?!?!?!!?!?!? CRASH SMASH EXPLODE spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO SEE OPERATION BOMB ALL OTHER NATIONS deuce: T SPIGOT "EXPLODE" IS NOT VERY ONOMATOPOETIC : Originally published February 30, 1999
deuce
spigot
#bomb
#caption
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#february
#grammar
#onomatopoeia
#originally-published
#pepsi
#sfw
#taco-bell
#violence
#war
#woodring-stairs-background
267 6/28/1999 gaggle
pants: HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY PANTS spigot: I DIALED 10-10-321 spigot: A GAGGLE OF FAGGOTY FAGGOTS pants: THIS IS WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE WHEN THE DOVES CRY spigot: HURF HURF HURF HURF HURF HURF HURF spigot: SIR IN THE NEXT STALL ARE YOU MASTURBATING OR BEATING EGGS FOR AN OMELETTE deuce: TORA TORA TORA
deuce
pants
spigot
#10-10-321
#deuce-pants-spigot
#gaggle
#huffy-pants
#prince
#sir-in-the-next-stall
#spigot-points
#stall-bamming
#telephone
#telephony
#woodring-stairs-background
268 6/29/1999 gay men
atandt: THERE ARE A LOT OF COMICS ON THE INTERNET deuce: YES SIR pants: A LOT OF FAGS TOO pants: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT IT ??? deuce: THROW YOU AT THEM AND HOPE YOU DISTRACT THEM LONG ENOUGH FOR US TO ESCAPE pants: FAG
atandt
deuce
pants
#atandt-deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#fag
#huffy-pants
#webcomic
#woodring-stairs-background
269 6/30/1999 great minds
pants: I WISH I COULD JUST FLAP MY ARMS AND FLY AWAY FROM THE CRUELTY AND FATNESS (BUT NOT FROM THE HAMBURGERS AND HAMBURGERS WITH CHEESE) spigot: T PANTS I CALL THEM CHEESEBURGERS
pants
spigot
#cheeseburgers
#fatness
#hamburger
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
270 7/1/1999 sayeth unto us
spigot: I WASN'T GOING TO LICK DICK, THEN I REALIZED I HAVE TO BE FLEXIBLE
spigot
#dicklicking
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
271 7/2/1999 in the dark
deuce: SMEARING IT pants: HAVING IT SMEARED I SUPPOSE (FOLLOWING ALONG EVEN THOUGH IT IS DARK, COLD OUT) pants: NOT REAL SURE ABOUT THIS pants: THE LANTERN WENT OUT
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#mousehole
#smearing
#woodring-room-background
272 7/3/1999 knock knock
spigot: KNOCK KNOCK !!! pants: WHO IS THERE ??? spigot: BRAD CHAD AND THAD !!! pants: BRAD CHAD AND THAD WHO ??? spigot: WHO CARES !!! HOMPTH THBPBLGH HBLRTKTPTH*&%
pants
spigot
#brad
#chad
#knock-knock
#mousehole
#pants-spigot
#rhyming
#sfw
#thad
#woodring-room-background
273 7/4/1999 java and the state of the computing industry
atandt: APPEARS JAVA ISN'T SAVING THE WORLD AS PLANNED spigot: MAYBE SOME SORT OF PISSLET
atandt
spigot
#java
#piss
#woodring-stairs-background
274 7/5/1999 the moon
spigot: LET'S GO TO THE MOON AND LICK DICK deuce: YOU KNOW WE DON'T HAVE TO GO TO THE MOON FOR ALL THAT deuce: (I.E., A SPACE IN MY BATHROOM JUST OPENED UP) spigot: THE WHOLE POINT IS THAT WE GET NASA INVOLVED
deuce
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#moon
#nasa
#woodring-stairs-background
275 7/6/1999 again with the moon
spigot: I'LL SAY IT AGAIN: LET'S GO TO THE MOON AND LICK DICK spigot: I'M SERIOUSLY SUGGESTING WE SLURP AND SUCK IN A SINCERE, PATIENT MANNER
spigot
#moon
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
276 7/7/1999 a total cocksucker
spigot: I AM SLOWLY MORPHING INTO A TOTAL COCKSUCKER !!! spigot: THE BEFORE AND AFTER SNAPSHOTS ARE EXACTLY THE SAME ?!? spigot: ALONG WITH EACH FRAME DURING THE MORPH ??? spigot: WELL THAT CAN MEAN ONLY ONE THING !!! spigot: HOMPTH HURMPTH I WAS A COCKSUCKER THE WHOLE GOD DAMN TIME HURMPTH PURMPTHGLK
spigot
#cocksucking
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
277 7/8/1999 an announcement
spigot: EVERYONE BE QUIET I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY !!! spigot: ASFLKJDAS :FLSD :FSD:LIF :(W#UR) ( pants: I HEAR AND/OR OBEY
pants
spigot
#announcement
#bonequest-hi-fi
#filler-panel
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#suicide
#woodring-stairs-background
278 7/9/1999 please find me a date
deuce: HUHHUHUHUHUHUH CHUCK WOLLERY PLEASE FIND ME A DATE deuce: GGHLGGHGLGHLGLGH OKAY HAVING SEX WITH CHUCK WOLLERY deuce: I THINK I MADE A LOVE CONNECTION
deuce
#chuck-wollery
#deuce-solo
#woodring-den-background
279 7/10/1999 a moment
spigot: FOLKS CAN WE HAVE JUST A MOMENT FOR HARVEY MILK AND FORMER GOVERNOR MOSCONE spigot: HGLAUGHALUTGHALU spigot: THLTHLTH spigot: GLKGLKGLKGKLG spigot: JEAN CHARLES YOU FOOL YOU HAVE LEFT GAY VOICEMAIL TO THE ENTIRE COMPANY
spigot
#beatles
#gay-voicemail
#hi-fi
#jean-charles
#jesus
#spigot-solo
#voicemail
#woodring-stairs-background
280 7/11/1999 get a mop
pants: YOU ARE EATING ALL THE TARMAC deuce: THAT IS THE ONLY WAY I WILL BECOME STRONG (THINKING IT'S SPINACH) pants: THE POOP DECK IS FULL AGAIN deuce: GET A MOP (DO NOT PEE ON IT) pants: I PROMISE NOTHING : This is a true story.
deuce
pants
#caption
#deuce-pants
#low-res
#mop
#piss
#tarmac
#true-story
#woodring-field-background
281 7/12/1999 i will
pants: I WILL DRUG YOU AND FUCK YOU pants: WHAT pants: YES I'LL HOLD
pants
#pants-solo
#rape
#woodring-room-background
282 7/13/1999 jedi master
spigot: I'M A LIMPWRITHTED JEDI MATHTER UTHING THE FORTH
spigot
#mock-lisp
#spigot-solo
#star-wars
#woodring-room-background
283 7/14/1999 jesus
pants: JESUS THE GAYNESS IS OVERWELMING deuce: YOU WILL HAVE TO LEARN TO CONTROL IT OR YOU WILL NEVER SURVIVE IN THE WILD
deuce
pants
#gayness
#jesus
#woodring-stairs-background
284 7/15/1999 happen to me
: TODAY'S EPISODE IS INVERTED FOR THE CHINESE pants: ARE YOU AN 8 BALL CHICK deuce: I WILL GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT pants: HAPPEN TO ME deuce: YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO BE A PART OF THE EQUATION, JUST A VICTIM
deuce
pants
#caption
#chinese
#deuce-pants
#inversion
#nonstandard-title-panel
#somber-deuce
#woodring-field-background
285 7/16/1999 lifetime: television for women
spigot: LIFETIME: spigot: TELEVISION FOR WOMEN spigot: NOW HERE'S A BUNCH OF ADS FOR CLEANING PRODUCTS spigot: BATTERED WOMEN'S SHELTERS spigot: AND CREDIT CARDS spigot: WITH PICTURES OF KITTY CATS !!! spigot: WE NOW RETURN TO TWO FAT LADIES
spigot
#kitty
#lifetime
#mousehole
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
286 7/17/1999 Operation: Noble Anvil
deuce: OPERATION NOBLE ANVIL ?!!?! FUCKING HOMOS ARE IN CHARGE OF THE MILITARY deuce: BESIDES SHOULDN'T WE BE THE HAMMER ?!??!!? YOU UNEDUCATED MILITARY IDIOTS spigot: I THINK THEY MEAN THEY ARE DROPPING AN ANVIL LIKE IN THE CARTOONS spigot: YOU BUNCHED-UP COCKSUCKER : Originally published February 29, 1999
deuce
spigot
#amirite
#deuce-spigot
#dicklicking
#february
#military
#originally-published
#woodring-field-background
287 7/18/1999 surprise folks
spigot: HOW ABOUT A FAT WISE INDIAN WOMAN WITH A DOT, BOBBING HER HEAD AROUND STRAIGHT INTO THE CAMERA OF A SOFT FOCUS SPRINT COMMERCIAL CLAIMING HER STAKE IN THE INTERNET GENERATION ??? SURPRISE FOLKS !!! NOBODY YAHOOS
spigot
#folks
#high-res
#indian
#mountain-background
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#sprint
#typo
#yahoo
288 7/19/1999 Pachelbel
deuce: WHO PUT ON THE PACHELBEL (THE GE SOFT LIGHTBULB SONG) spigot: YES FOLKS WHEN YOU'RE EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD THE WORD SODOMY IS NEW AND FUNNY deuce: MMMMM spigot: PLEASE FUCKING CHOKE ON THESE TEN SHOTGUNS deuce: T SPIGOT BUT SODOMY IS STILL FUNNY deuce: T SPIGOT BUT IT IS MORE LIKE AN OLD SHOE RATHER THAN A NEW WORD spigot: HANG AROUND THE LOSER NIN KLUB AND SEE HOW FUNNY IT IS spigot: AND WHERE IS MY FUCKING BARELY LEGAL FOR APRIL deuce: IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU ISN'T IT
deuce
spigot
#april
#barely-legal
#cult-of-the-dead-cow
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#folks
#gun
#nine-inch-nails
#sodomy
#somber-deuce
#woodring-stairs-background
289 7/20/1999 pants and deuce like dick
deuce: I LIKE DICK ????? DO YOU pants: I DO pants: HELLO OVER THERE deuce: YOUR RESPONSE WAS LOST IN THE MOUNTAIN OF SPAM AND DOS ATTACKS pants: HELLO CAN YOU HEAR ME ??? HELLO ?!? [X] I LIKE DICK <--- SEE !!! I CHECKED THE BOX
deuce
pants
#attack
#checkbox
#ddos
#deuce-pants
#dick
#drunk-deuce
#mountain
#spam
#woodring-stairs-background
290 7/21/1999 ongoing coverage
pants: JFK JR'S PLANE IS LATE!!!! deuce: SO ANYONE WANT TO GET A NET AND FISH JFK, JR.'S BODY OUT OF THE WATER?!?!? pants: ARRRRG THIS BE MARTHA'S BONEYARD spigot: IS JFK RELATED TO THE KFC COLONEL deuce: COVERED WITH PLANE FUEL AND PARTS OF HIS WIFE pants: MAYBE THEY'LL NAME AN UNDERWATER AIRPORT AFTER HIM???? spigot: I SURE HOPE HE'S FINGER-LICKIN' SAFE!!!!! spigot: JOHN F. KENNEDY JR. FOUND ALIVE, WEARY spigot: YAY !!!!! deuce: YAY !!!!! pants: YAY !!!!! spigot: JOHN F. KENNEDY JR. ASSASSINATED!!!!!!
deuce
pants
spigot
#jfk
#jfk-jr
#underwater
#woodring-stairs-background
#write-back
291 7/22/1999 a retraction
spigot: SORRY FOLKS!!!!!!! NOT JOHN KENNEDY, JUST MTV'S KENNEDY !! SINCERELY CNN spigot: NOW HERE'S AN ENDLESSLY CYCLING RECAP OF HER BRILLIANT CAREER spigot: HERE'S ME WEARING THICK HORN-RIMMED GLASSES BECAUSE URBAN OUTFITTERS HAD A SALE spigot: HERE'S ME BLOWING KURT LODER ON HIS PRIVATE YACHT spigot: MY FIRST PAYCHECK !!! BIG SMILES spigot: OOPS !!! UNEARTHED TAPE OF ME AND ED POWERS spigot: HEY DID I EVER TELL YOU I WAS ALMOST ON LETTERMAN ?!?!?! spigot: NO WONDER DANA PLATO OVERDOSED HERSELF
spigot
#big-smiles
#blowjobs
#cnn
#david-letterman
#drugs
#ed-powers
#folks
#jfk
#lisa-kennedy-montgomery
#mtv
#overdose
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
#yachts
292 7/23/1999 paul is dead
spigot: I AM THE PIE MAN spigot: KOO KOO BUH DUH spigot: DOES ORAL SEX COUNT AS GAY SEX
spigot
#beatles
#gay-theory
#oral-sex
#paul-is-dead
#spigot-solo
#walrus
#woodring-stairs-background
293 7/24/1999 air force, navy, marines
deuce: I SHOULD JOIN THE MILITARY !!!! pants: AIR FORCE ??? NAVY ???? MARINES ?!??!!? TOO OLD WHAT THE deuce: COAST GUARD ?!!?!? DICKLICKERS FORCE ?!?!?? pants: I WOULD GO WITH THE FORCE THING spigot: I DON'T ACTUALLY WANT TO RUN AROUND !!! I JUST WANT TO SUCK THEM ALL OFF !!! pants: LIKE A CHICKEN WITH ITS HEAD CUT OFF EXCEPT NOT ACTUALLY A HEADLESS CHICKEN deuce: AND NOT EVEN REALLY RUNNING AROUND MORE LIKE JUST SITTING STILL TAKING THE DICKS EVERY WHICH WAY pants: I FOLLOW
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#dicklicking
#drunk-deuce
#woodring-room-background
294 7/25/1999 re: porn
spigot: RE: SISTA 4, THIS ONE WAS A WALL TO WALL WHORE EXTRAVAGANZA, ALL GIRLS AND CONSEQUENTLY LITTLE OR NO SPURT (JUST SALIVA) deuce: T SPIGOT I SUPPOSE YOU'RE A SPURT MAN THEN spigot: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT deuce: T SPIGOT WHICH GIRL IN SISTA 4 ARE YOU REFERRING TO spigot: DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#porn
#sista
#woodring-field-background
295 7/26/1999 RED ALERT
pants: A GANG OF MOUTHS pants: MAN THE BATTLESTATIONS, MEN
pants
#mouth
#pants-solo
#woodring-field-background
296 7/27/1999 a shortcut through the bushes
spigot: SO YOU SAY YOU'RE A 38 YEAR OLD WIRELESS COMMUNICATIONS CONSULTANT LIVING AND WORKING IN THE BAY AREA, WHO LOVES CATS AND ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SNURK HONK HUH LISTENING
spigot
#bay-area
#bushes
#honk
#physical-comedy
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-den-background
297 7/28/1999 simply put
deuce: DROWNING IN IT (PALMOLIVE) spigot: THAT'S CLEVER
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#drowning
#mousehole
#palmolive
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
298 7/29/1999 sliders
deuce: I AM THE BIGGEST SLIDERS FAN EVER atandt: JESUS GOD I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE INTELLIGENT AGENT TECHNOLOGY IN OFFICE 2000 pants: DANCING PAPER CLIPS CHASING ME, FORCED TO RECANT MY EARLIER TESTIMONY atandt: CLICK BEEP BOOP 1 MEG OF 2.6 GIGS INSTALL BEEP BEEP CLICK DELETE deuce: NO I MEANT TO TYPE COCKS
atandt
deuce
pants
#drunk-deuce
#jesus
#microsoft
#woodring-stairs-background
299 7/30/1999 SPOILERS AHEAD
spigot: QUIET WHILE I READ TOM CLANCY'S FORCE OF POKING spigot: SPOILERS !!! spigot: I'M A FAG deuce: T SPIGOT THAT'S NOT MUCH OF A SPOILER SIR
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#spoilers
#tom-clancy
#woodring-room-background
300 7/31/1999 print that
deuce: MOTHER COCK DICKS atandt: CUT atandt: PRINT THAT
atandt
deuce
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
301 8/1/1999 strong boner related crypto
pants: STRONG BONER RELATED CRYPTO AT WORK HERE PEOPLE pants: TRYING TO CRACK THE CODE (IE FIGURE OUT HOW THE STUPID 501 BLUEJEANS ZIPPER WORKS) pants: THANK GOD FOR BUTTON FLY BLUHHHH DUH GLORMPTH
pants
#pants-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
302 8/2/1999 the prickalino
deuce: THEY DISCOVERED A NEW PARTICLE TODAY: THE PRICKALINO !!!!!!! pants: REALLY NOW pants: WHAT ARE ITS NESTING HABITS deuce: IT LIKES TO POKE AND PROD pants: WELL THEN
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#mousehole
#physics
#prickalino
#science
#supersymmetry
#top-title
#well-then
#woodring-room-background
303 8/3/1999 somebody's sucking
:look: ANGRY EVERYBODY IS deuce: GLHAGLHAG pants: SOMEONE'S SUCKING deuce: NOT ME GLHABLHBHGABHLLGH PASS THE KETCHUP GLABHGLHBGLHBL
deuce
pants
#catsup
#cocksucking-noises
#ketchup
#woodring-stairs-background
304 8/4/1999 escorts
spigot: FOLKS LET'S SPEND BILLIONS TO GET ESCORT GIRLS OUT OF OUR NEIGHBORHOODS !!! AND MANDATORY AWARENESS SEMINARS FOR WOULD-BE CUSTOMERS WHO WE CAN SET UP AND BUST BY PRETENDING TO BE THOSE ESCORT GIRLS !!! spigot: USA /USA
spigot
#bonequest-hi-fi
#folks
#mousehole
#piss
#prostitute
#seminar
#spigot-solo
#usa
#woodring-room-background
305 8/5/1999 brown out
spigot: A LITERAL BROWNOUT
spigot
#sfw
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
306 8/6/1999 a little sick of poptarts
deuce: I'M A LITTLE CONFUSED ABOUT THIS WHOLE SENDMAIL THING spigot: A LITTLE SICK OF POPTARTS deuce: I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY YOU SURE ATE ENOUGH spigot: ONE MORE BOX OF APPLE JACKS AND THEN THAT'S PROBABLY ENOUGH spigot: ARE YOU JENNA JAMESON BECAUSE I AM SERIOUSLY STIFF deuce: I SWEAR I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO LEGAL OBLIGATION TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION
deuce
spigot
#blair-witch
#deuce-spigot
#eating
#fat
#food
#no-greytext
#poptarts
#redtext
#sendmail
#spigot-points
#unix
#woodring-stairs-background
307 8/7/1999 the smell of schizophrenia
pants: I WAN TOO GO TO JESA pants: I WAN TOO GO WIV CRIEZ pants: I CAN GO WIV JESA EF I AC RELL NIZE
pants
#pants-solo
#schizophrenia
#the-silence-of-the-lambs
#woodring-stairs-background
308 8/8/1999 the political one
: Groups fighting for drug legalization are also upset about a second portion of the Hatch-Feinstein bill. It creates another felony, punishable by up to 10 years in the federal pen, banning distribution "by any means" of information about "the manufacture or use of a controlled substance" if the recipient might use it to get high. pants: HEY HERE'S A VALUABLE TIP: IF YOU WANT TO GET HIGH, TAKE DRUGS !!! NOW CAN I PLEASE GO TO PRISON OR POSSIBLY SOME MANNER OF UNCHARTED BOOT CAMP EXPERIENCE BRRRRR
pants
#pants-solo
#politics
#prose
#title-mismatch
#woodring-den-background
309 8/8/1999 argv
spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO SUCK COCKS WITH A -R FOR RECURSIVE AND A -F TO BE FORCED !!! pants: DON'T FORGET THE --QUEER (NOT TELLING WHAT THIS MEANS) spigot: NOT INTERESTED IN THE -S OPTION
pants
spigot
#pants-spigot
#unix
#woodring-room-background
310 8/9/1999 the boner crisis: day 8
pants: THE BONER CRISIS: DAY EIGHT pants: LET'S ALL LICK EIGHT DICKS spigot: ARGGGGG !!! I HAVBE THESE PIECES OF EIGHT !!? spigot: OR I THOUGHT I DID spigot: HOLD spigot: CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP spigot: HURMPH CLATTER CLANK BONK URF SMASH CRASH SON OF A spigot: CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP spigot: OH RIGHT spigot: THE PIECES OF EIGHT spigot: CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP
deuce
pants
spigot
#bonk
#clomp
#deuce-pants-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#hulk
#onomatopoeia
#physical-comedy
#woodring-room-background
311 8/10/1999 hallmark
: WE CAN PRICK & WE CAN POKE : WE CAN FUCK & WE CAN CHOKE : BUT THE BEST PART OF ALL : HUGALUGAH TOILET SEX deuce: I DO NOT SEE THE HALLMARK LOGO ON THE BACK GLHALGH OH MY GOD TRICKED AGAIN
deuce
pants
#bonequest-hd
#caption
#deuce-pants
#hallmark
#prose
#toilet
#woodring-stairs-background
312 8/11/1999 999999
spigot: TO CALCULATE HOW MANY DICKS I'VE LICKED YOU'D NEED ONE OF THOSE HILARIOUS WEB PAGE COUNTERS THAT KEEPS SPINNING AND FLIPPING OUT OF CONTROL WITH THE NUMBERS APPEARING TO RACE UPWARD TO INFINITY BUT REALLY ONLY GETTING TO 999999 BEFORE RESETTING TO 000000 pants: AS THE PACMAN DOES NEAR THE ENDGAME spigot: I DON'T WATCH DOCTOR WHO YOU IDIOT
pants
spigot
#cockd
#dicklicking
#dr-who
#misinformation
#nonstandard-title-panel
#pacman
#pants-spigot
#woodring-stairs-background
313 8/12/1999 playing grab-ass
pants: SOMEONE'S STIFF spigot: THAT SOMEONE IS ME .(plant): COCKS
pants
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#plant
#woodring-field-background
314 8/13/1999 Waiting for Godot
spigot: FOLKS I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR GODOT FOR A GOOD TEN-FIFTEEN MINUTES
spigot
#folks
#low-res
#mountain-background
#samuel-beckett
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#waiting-for-godot
315 8/14/1999 free advice
atandt: FREE TIME ON YOUR HANDS? THINK DICK
atandt
#dicks
#woodring-field-background
316 8/15/1999 the game of boggle
spigot: ARE BUKAKKE AND PERQUACKY THE SAME TYPE DEAL spigot: RE: ROLLING DICE WITH LETTERS AND TWO HUNDRED FAGS BEATING OFF ON MY FACE deuce: THIS IS NOTHING LIKE BOGGLE pants: LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OW
deuce
pants
spigot
#beating-off
#boggle
#bukakke
#deuce-pants-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#lol
#perquacky
#physical-comedy
#woodring-stairs-background
#word-games
317 8/16/1999 lonely at the top
deuce: IT'S LONELY ON THE TOP (OF THE SHIT PILE)
deuce
#deuce-solo
#lonely-at-the-top
#mountain-background
#shit
318 8/17/1999 an unlicked dick (part i of ii)
spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO REPORT AN UNLICKED DICK IN THE NORTHWEST CORNER OF MY PANTS !!! deuce: UHUHUHUH pants: * spigot: SOMEONE GET ON THE HORN TO C|NET deuce: HOLY pants: OH BOY deuce: T PANTS SNAP TO IT PRIVATE DICKLICKER pants: I'M ALL OVER THIS STAND BACK EVERYBODY HUGA GLUAG LAUG LAGUAL : TO BE CONTINUED !!!
deuce
pants
spigot
#birthday-strip
#caption
#cnet
#deuce-pants-spigot
#dicklicking
#private-dicklicker
#series
#unlicked-dicks
#woodring-field-background
319 8/18/1999 an unlicked dick (part ii of ii)
deuce: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH spigot: IT'S COMPLETELY UNLICKED OVER THERE !!! pants: I TOOK AN OATH TO ROAM NEAR AND FAR, LICKING DICKS deuce: WHAT THE CHRIST spigot: JUST KIDDING IT WAS MY DICK THE WHOLE TIME AND WE'RE ALL OKAY pants: HLUALAHGLAHLHAG
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#series
#unlicked-dicks
#woodring-stairs-background
320 8/19/1999 hot pockets
net: WELL I FINISHED THE LEFTOVER PONTILLOS PIZZA AND THE LEFTOVER FROZEN PIZZA AND NOW I'M GOING FOR THE PIZZA-FLAVORED CROISSANT POCKETS AND THEN ANYTHING REMOTELY SHAPED LIKE OR IN THE SAME ROOM AS PIZZA deuce: HONK deuce: I HAVE MY WANG STUCK IN A HOT POCKET SO SNAP IT UP MOTHERFUCKER net: WAS THE HOT POCKET COOKED OR NO deuce: I WILL GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT
deuce
net
#deuce-net
#deucegrin
#food
#frozen-pizza
#honk
#hot-pocket
#pizza
#woodring-field-background
321 8/20/1999 choir practice
pants: ALL TOGETHER NOW pants: HUGAOLGULAGALUGALUG pants: ALGUALGUALGUALGUAGU pants: ALGUALGUALGUALGUALGUALGUALG spigot: CAN WE START AGAIN spigot: ALGUAALGUALGUALGUALGUALGUALALGUALGUALGUALGUALGUALGUAL spigot: SORRY ON YOUR COUNT spigot: ONE spigot: ALGUALGUALGUALGUALGUALG spigot: OKAY SORRY pants: OFFSIDES
pants
spigot
#huffy-pants
#pants-spigot
#woodring-stairs-background
322 8/21/1999 disconnect my doodle-dong
spigot: DISCONNECT MY DOODLE-DONG spigot: NOT GOING TO SAY BAD WORDS ANYMORE
spigot
#low-res
#piss
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
323 8/22/1999 the moon fell down the stairs
deuce: HOW COME TONIGHT THE MOON IS ALL FULL WHEN YESTERDAY THE MOON WAS BRUISED AND REDDISH BEATEN LIKE A DATE GONE ALL BAD pants: IT FELL DOWN THE STAIRS deuce: THE MOON WAS PUSHED
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#moon
#woodring-room-background
324 8/23/1999 a fireside chat
deuce: YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE WORST PART ABOUT LICKING DICK ?!?!?! deuce: PISSING BLOOD
deuce
#blood
#deuce-solo
#dicklicking
#piss
#woodring-field-background
325 8/24/1999 you start
deuce: LET'S TALK ABOUT DICKS NOW (BECAUSE WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THAT) atandt: YOU START deuce: MMM DICK atandt: I AGREE atandt: THAT WASN'T MUCH OF A DISCUSSION deuce: IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT YOU'RE BEREFT OF LBHALBHGLBHALBHG deuce: HOLY GOD THERE THEY ARE deuce: GLHBLHGBLHAG BLHGBLGH BLHGBLGHB deuce: THE DICKS, THE DICKS
atandt
deuce
#dicks
#drunk-deuce
#title-mismatch
#woodring-stairs-background
326 8/25/1999 trying to fist myself (a progress report)
spigot: TRYING TO FIST MYSELF AND FAILING spigot: TRYING AGAIN spigot: SOME SUCCESS
spigot
#disney
#fisting
#self-fisting
#some-success
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
327 8/26/1999 a scene from a movie
pants: NOT NOW pants: NOT EVER pants: YOU ARE DEAD TO ME LIKE JUANITO
pants
#blood-in-blood-out
#juanito
#pants-solo
#sfw
#title-mismatch
#woodring-stairs-background
328 8/27/1999 fucking shut up
spigot: FUNNY THING HAPPENED IN THE BIG STALL JUST BEFORE I CAME OUT HERE spigot: SO I'M SUCKIN' AWAY AT THIS GUY'S DICK RIGHT spigot: HE REACHES OVER AND CLOCKS ME SQUARE IN THE CHOPS spigot: SO I CAN'T HELP IT AND I CLAMP DOWN MY QUEER MOUTH spigot: SO I FIGURE I'LL CALM HIM DOWN AND I PULL OUT SOME JUDY BLUME BOOKS pants: FUCKING SHUT UP spigot: JUST A LITTLE IMPROMPTU OPEN READING, FIRST BLUBBER THEN SUPERFUDGE spigot: OKAY LOOKS LIKE MY TIME'S UP pants: GET THE HOOK pants: SHOW US YOUR TITS spigot: I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK
pants
spigot
#big-stall
#cocksucking
#fucking-shut-up
#judy-blume
#literature
#pants-spigot
#woodring-field-background
329 8/27/1999 win/win
dick: T DEUCE WANNA WIFE SWAP ??? BUT SINCE NEITHER ONE OF US IS MARRIED WE CAN JUST SUCK EACH OTHER OFF AND PRETEND deuce: T DICK I DO NOT SEE HOW EITHER OF US COULD LOSE OUT WITH THAT ARRANGEMENT
deuce
dick
#cocksucking
#deuce-dick
#gay
#wife-swap
#woodring-stairs-background
330 8/28/1999 god and the hubble telescope
spigot: SITTING AT THE BUS STOP CALCULATING HOW TO DIVIDE $5.00 IN QUARTERS BETWEEN PORNO BOOTHS & SNICKERS deuce: HOLY CHRISTABLES spigot: ONLY GOD AND THE HUBBLE TELESCOPE KNOW WHAT I'M BEATING OFF TO deuce: ALSO THOSE CIA SPY SATELLITES
deuce
spigot
#christables
#cia
#deuce-spigot
#deucegrin
#hubble
#hubble-telescope
#porn
#quarters
#snickers
#spy-satellites
#woodring-stairs-background
331 8/29/1999 hi guys (featuring adolf hitler)
hitler: HI GUYS deuce: DAMMIT WHO LET HITLER IN hitler: I'M HITLER hitler: PLAY WITH MY BALLS pants: WE'D BETTER DO AS DER FUHRER SAYS hitler: I'M HITLER atandt: T HITLER DID THAT GUY ONLY HAVE ONE BALL OR WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THAT hitler: I'M HITLER hitler: PLAY WITH MY BALLS hitler: NONE OF YOU ARE LISTENING !!! EINER CLAMPEN !!! I AM LEAVING FOREVER pants: YOU KNOW WHAT ?!?!?!? I DON'T THINK WE'VE SEEN THE LAST OF HIM
atandt
deuce
hitler
pants
#balls
#bonequest-hd
#drunk-deuce
#hitler
#mousehole
#special-guest
#woodring-room-background
332 8/30/1999 warning
pants: WARNING ON LIGHTER: KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN pants: HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO GET HIGH pants: I WILL HOLD THE LIGHTER FOR THEM pants: GROW UP AND PUT THE BONG IN YOUR MOUTH YOU GODDAMN BABY spigot: I'LL REALLY GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO SMOKE DOPE ABOUT
pants
spigot
#bong
#child-abuse
#japanese
#lighter
#marijuana
#pants-spigot
#warning
#woodring-stairs-background
333 8/31/1999 take the queer quiz
spigot: (A) I LIKE TO SHOOT THINGS spigot: (B) I LIKE TO SMASH THINGS spigot: (C) I LIKE TO SUCK THINGS
spigot
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
334 9/1/1999 mumbo jumbo
spigot: I'D LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS PORN VIDEO spigot: IT'S GOT NO JERKOFFABLE GIRLS spigot: OR HOWEVER YOU SAY IT spigot: I DON'T KNOW ALL THE LEGAL MUMBO JUMBO
spigot
#porn
#prostitute
335 9/2/1999 if the whole world licks dick in unison
deuce: IF THE WHOLE WORLD LICKS DICK IN UNISON WOULD ANYONE BE ABLE TO HEAR IT ?!?? OR WOULD IT ALL JUST CANCEL OUT spigot: I WILL ANSWER THAT QUESTION BY DRAGGING A STACK OF GAY PORN ONTO A DESKTOP PRINTER AND GOING HOME FOR THE WEEKEND deuce: GLHGALHGAHLAG spigot: THE ANSWER IS WE NEED MORE TONER AND SOMETHING IS JAMMED
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#dicklicking
#paper-jam
#porn
#printer
#toner
#woodring-field-background
336 9/3/1999 the lab
spigot: HERE IN THE LAB WE'RE DEVELOPING ARTIFICIALLY INTELLIGENT COCKS THAT SUCK THEMSELVES AND ALSO EACH OTHER spigot: HOLY GOD THE EXPERIMENT IS OUT OF CONTROL
deuce
pants
spigot
#artificial-intelligence
#cocksucking
#deuce-pants-spigot
#deucegrin
#self-sucking
#woodring-field-background
337 9/4/1999 init 6
ozone: MAESTRO 113# /USR/AMANDA/JT -U ? XC0D610 ZC0D610: UNLOADED CARTRIDGE TO ZLOT ? BUT THE FILEZ WEREN'T OPEN (CV1): UNIT 0, REVISION 3. 8543515 BYTES RECEIVED IN 10.5 SECONDS (461904 BYTES/S) WONDER WHY ALL THE 4.4 DERIVED CLIENTZ GIVE BYTES/S REWRITE NAMED IN PERL /HOME/FTP/MN (ZIMILAR TO /HOME/WEB/NM) DOMAIN NIZ.COM NOT BOUND RPC FAILURE - CLNTUDP_CREATE()(TTYQ10) [ SUN SEP 14 20:18:00 ] THE SOFTWARE INSTALLED ON THIS SYSTEM HAS EXISTING CONFLICTZ. EXIT ALLOWED BECAUZE "RULEZOVERRIDE" OPTION IS ZET. *** LINE NOT FOUND ERR CAUTION! THIZ FILE CONTAINS CRITICAL KERNEL STATS '/PCI01F,4000/IDE03/ATA00.0" 0 "ATA" HPP sunv,HPP PN SUNV.PN ROOTNEX CPU-UNIT ROOTNEX IN-UNIT DBRI SUNV.DBRID SUNV,
ozone
#bonequest-hi-fi
#ozone-solo
#perl
#sc0d6l0
#sfw
#unix
#woodring-stairs-background
338 9/5/1999 chinese food
spigot: I AM LATE FOR MY 2:00 AM BONGHIT spigot: THAT BONG IS GOING TO BE STEAMED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: SPEAKING OF ORDERING CHINESE FOOD spigot: BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP BEEP BOOP BEEP spigot: FONG DONG NUMBER TWO!!! spigot: CHONG BONG THREE AND FOUR!!!! spigot: LICKY DICKY AND CHOPPY STICKY!!!!! pants: HGLBHGLBURHLBHLRUB spigot: SAY WHAT pants: HALGHALUGHALUBHALUGH spigot: WELL WHAT NUMBER IS THIS
pants
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#bong
#bonghit
#chinese-food
#dicklicking
#dongchongery-and-fongbongery
#multiple-backgrounds
#on-phone
#pants-spigot
#rhyming
#telephone
#telephony
#woodring-room-background
#woodring-stairs-background
339 9/6/1999 an important but subtle point
pants: MY FACE spigot: ALL OF OUR FACES, I SUGGEST TO YOU deuce: I SUBMIT THAT SPIGOT HAS AN IMPORTANT BUT SUBTLE POINT
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#face
#poo
#sfw
#subtlety
#suggesting-all-of-our
#white-background
340 9/7/1999 porn star word association
deuce: VICTORIA PARIS spigot: FAT FACE, LEGS, BOOBS, ETC AND BORING SUCKING SKILLS deuce: JEANNETTE LITTLEDOVE spigot: VANISHED deuce: SAVANNAH spigot: DECEASED deuce: ASHLEY GERE spigot: YAWN deuce: ADARA MICHAELS spigot: BORING AND PENTHOUSE deuce: SAMANTHA STRONG spigot: SCREAMY AND FAT deuce: TERI WEIGEL spigot: CONCERNED FOR MY SAFETY
deuce
spigot
#adara-michaels
#ashlyn-gere
#concerned
#deuce-spigot
#jannette-littledove
#mousehole
#porn
#samantha-strong
#savannah
#teri-weigel
#typo
#victoria-paris
#woodring-room-background
341 9/8/1999 not gay
spigot: I LOVE GIRLS EVERYONE spigot: I'M STRAIGHT spigot: HATING FAGS RIGHT NOW spigot: I'LL BE RIGHT BACK spigot: MMM HURR LOVING DICK spigot: NOT GAY PEOPLE deuce: T SPIGOT I GOT YOUR MAIL AND CAME AS SOON AS I COULD
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#hurr
#not-gay
#woodring-field-background
342 9/9/1999 the children
spigot: THE CHILDREN spigot: OUR MOST PRECIOUS RESOURCE spigot: HURRRRRRR LITERALLY TOO FAT TO PUSH AND PUNCH THE JOYPAD
spigot
#children
#fatness
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
343 9/10/1999 lunch
deuce: HEY LET'S GO TO LUNCH TOGETHER AND SLAP EACH OTHER'S DICKS WITH CHOPSTICKS spigot: THAT'S RACIST
deuce
spigot
#chopsticks
#deuce-spigot
#dicks
#drunk-deuce
#woodring-room-background
344 9/11/1999 initiation rituals
spigot: P.S. WHEN I COME BACK I'D LIKE TO BE CALLED "G DOGG" spigot: BECAUSE i WILL HAVE JOINED A GANG spigot: T PANTS WITH SOME VERY ODD TOILET-RELATED INITIATION RITUALS spigot: HOLY CHRISTABLES I'LL BET THEY'RE NOT A GANG spigot: MAN AM I PISSED WITH JIZZY J.
spigot
#christables
#jizz
#piss
#spigot-solo
#toilet
#woodring-stairs-background
345 9/12/1999 gay under the sink
pants: BE GAY WITH ME NOW pants: HERE UNDER THE SINK pants: I WILL TIE A SPONGE TO THE PIPES SO WHEN YOU BANG YOUR HEAD IT HURTS LESS pants: PELEASE DO NOT EAT THE DISHWASHER DETERGENT pants: STOP PLAYING WITH THE ANT POISON AND PAY ATTENTION TO MY ATTENTIONABLES pants: LOVE ME HULRHLGHGLUHGLUHGULG pants: *BONK* OW OW OW pants: I SHOULD HAVE TIED THAT SPONGE UP THERE deuce: SEVEN WAYS FROM DONGDAY
deuce
pants
#be-gay-with-me
#cocksucking-noises
#deuce-pants
#dongday
#drunk-deuce
#pants-under-the-sink
#physical-comedy
#sink
#sponge
#woodring-room-background
346 9/13/1999 hereby ejected
pants: DICKS: DEAD OR ALIVE ??? pants: THEY HAVE THE SAME NUMBER OF ATOMS deuce: BUT YET SOMETHING IS LOST pants: NOT REALLY deuce: YOU ARE HEREBY EJECTED FROM THIS COURSE pants: I COULD TEACH THIS COURSE WITH ONE HAND TIED BEHIND MY HAULGHULAHULAGH pants: EXCUSE ME I HAVE A CALL COMING IN HUALGHAHLGUAUHLGAG OH GOD
deuce
pants
#anal
#atoms
#balls
#deuce-pants
#dicks
#drunk-deuce
#somber-deuce
#watchmen
#woodring-room-background
347 9/14/1999 shit with your heart
deuce: BUT I JUST TOOK A SHIT HOW COULD I NEED TO GO AGAIN ?? spigot: ACTUALLY CONCENTRATE ON THE TOILET INSTEAD OF READING OR BEATING OFF???? spigot: SHIT WITH YOUR HEART AND NOT JUST YOUR DUMB ASS deuce: SNIFF deuce: BUT deuce: FURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP UNCONTROLLABLE DIARRHEA spigot: NONE OF THAT EVEN MADE IT IN THE BOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: MY KITTY
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#diarrhea
#drunk-deuce
#kitty
#shit
#somber-deuce
#toilet
#woodring-room-background
348 9/15/1999 the dick checkout counter
deuce: HOLY CHRIST I'M GAY deuce: HELLO PEOPLE GAY net: GAY? deuce: THAT'S THE ONE net: I'LL TAKE TWO BUCKETS deuce: BRING THEM HERE net: YOU ARE THE DICK CHECKOUT COUNTER???? deuce: BRING THEM HERE net: THIS ONE DOESN'T HAVE A PRICE TAG deuce: BRING IT net: CLEANUP ON AISLE 4
deuce
net
#christ
#deuce-net
#deucegrin
#drunk-deuce
#gay
#woodring-room-background
349 9/16/1999 bounced czechs
deuce: YOU ARE CLEARLY A CZECH spigot: EMAIL ME IF YOU WANT TO HEAR ABOUT MY CRAZY NEW WEB COMIC CALLED BOUNCED CZECHS!!!!!!! spigot: TURNS OUT THE PARAGUAN SUBMILITARY ARE ALL FURRY RACCOON-LIKE CREATURES spigot: WITH OFFBEAT PERSONALITIES!!!!! spigot: BUT DON'T LET THEIR CUTENESS FOOL YOU!!!! spigot: TOON IN EACH MONDAY!!!!!!!!! spigot: THEN MY HEAD IN THE CUISINART pants: LEGGO MY PRICKO
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#monday
#webcomic
#woodring-stairs-background
350 9/17/1999 branches cracking in the distance
pants: PEDIR-LHE PENIS net: UM PENIS E' DENTRO DE MIM pants: NO'S SOMOS BLOQUEADOS DE ALGUM MODO net: EU OUC,O PASSOS pants: FILIAIS QUE RACHAM NA DISTA^NCIA net: NENHUM HOMEM E' URINATING EM E.U.
net
pants
#net-pants
#poo
#portuguese
#woodring-field-background
351 9/18/1999 holy god (part 1 of 3)
deuce: GOODNIGHT SAIGON spigot: GOODNIGHT MOON spigot: GOODNIGHT NUTS spigot: GOODNIGHT FAT GUY AT THE END OF THE spigot: HOLY GOD spigot: MURPH BURPH pants: DO YOU NEED SOME HELP IN THERE spigot: I'M FINE NO pants: NO I THINK YOU REQUIRE ASSISTANCE OF SOME SORT pants: STRUGGLING WITH THE LOCK : TO BE CONTINUED
deuce
pants
spigot
#billy-joel
#deuce-pants-spigot
#goodnight-moon
#holy-god
#huffy-pants
#lock
#moon
#nuts
#nuts-of-spigot
#reduplication
#saigon
#series
#toilet-antics
#vietnam
#woodring-stairs-background
352 9/19/1999 holy god (part 2 of 3)
spigot: SERIOUSLY FINE IN HERE spigot: STAY OUT pants: KNOCKING LOUDLY HERE spigot: RRRRRRRRR spigot: OUT IN A MINUTE pants: YOU REALLY NEED SOMEBODY TO WATCH OVER YOU IN THERE spigot: OCCUPIED pants: THERE'S ROOM FOR ONE MORE COME ON pants: STUPID LOCK spigot: I AM ASKING YOU NICELY TO PLEASE STAY OUT pants: I AM DEMANDING TO BE LET INSIDE PLEASE spigot: OKAY ON THE COUNT OF THREE YOU COME IN AND I GET OUT (NO EYE CONTACT) : TO BE CONTINUED
pants
spigot
#holy-god
#huffy-pants
#lock
#negotiations
#pants-spigot
#series
#toilet-antics
#woodring-field-background
353 9/20/1999 holy god (part 3 of 3)
pants: I'M IMPATIENT AND THEREFORE STANDING ON THE URINAL TO PEEK OVER spigot: DON'T LOOK AT MY GAY LITTLE LEGS pants: OKAY THE URINAL IT TURNS OUT WAS SLICK WITH URINE AND I HAVE FALLEN ON THE COLD TILE spigot: GET YOUR HEAD OUT FROM UNDERNEATH MY PARTITION spigot: I AM TRYING TO USE THE TOILET AND I FIND YOUR ANTICS DISCONCERTING pants: I'M TRYING TO HELP pants: HELP ME UP OFF THE FLOOR AND INTO THE STALL WITH YOU pants: I'M A BIG FAGGY RAG DOLL spigot: NONE OF THIS WAS IN THE BROCHURE
pants
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#gay-little-legs
#holy-god
#pants-spigot
#series
#tile-floor
#toilet
#toilet-antics
#urinal
#urine
#woodring-stairs-background
354 9/21/1999 kick lick love duh
spigot: IS THAT DRUNK FAT MAN IN THE GUTTER HARRY KNOWLES???????? spigot: HEY MAN YOU THE GUY WHO USED TO DO AIN'T IT COOL NEWS ??????????? spigot: WHOMP WHAM JAB BOOT pants: AND NEXT TO HIM WHY IT'S MATT DRUDGE spigot: WHAT A SCOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *FOMP* FLASH spigot: KICK spigot: LICK pants: LOVE spigot: DUH
pants
spigot
#drudge
#internet-celebrity
#mousehole
#pants-spigot
#woodring-room-background
355 9/22/1999 magnificent desolation
spigot: SO LET'S ALL GO TO THE MOON AND LICK DICK!!! RIGHT THIS WAY !!! pants: FOLLOWING deuce: YOU KEEP SAYING WE'LL GO TO THE MOON BUT IT NEVER HAPPENS deuce: QUITE FRANKLY I DON'T THINK HUMANKIND (ESPECIALLY FAGS) WILL EVER LEAVE THE ATMOSPHERE pants: THIS AREA IS WHITE AND SPACELIKE BUT IT IS CLEARLY THE JOHN AND NOT THE LUNAR LANDSCAPE YOU PROMISED spigot: HIT SPACE TO THRUST
deuce
pants
spigot
#cocksucking
#deuce-pants-spigot
#dicklicking
#drunk-deuce
#moon
#woodring-stairs-background
356 9/23/1999 a message to gay aliens
spigot: STANDING ON A CHAIR AND BEATING OFF, HOPING THE VIBRATIONS RESONATE THROUGH OUR INTERGALACTIC COMMUNITY AND BROADCAST A MESSAGE TO GAY ALIENS (OR AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM "MEXICANS") deuce: NO I THINK YOU'RE THINKING OF THE EUROPEANS (ANYONE FROM EUROPE REALLY) spigot: I THINK I KNOW HOW TO REFER TO THE COCKS I SUCK THANK YOU VERY FUCKING MUCH spigot: (TURNING AROUND AND ERASING SOMETHING IN A NOTEBOOK, SCRIBBLING IN WHATEVER YOU SAID)
deuce
spigot
#aliens
#beating-off
#cocks
#cocksucking
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#europeans
#mexicans
#woodring-room-background
357 9/24/1999 my new porn
deuce: HOW COME I HAVEN'T EVEN TRIED TO JERK OFF TO MY NEW PORN ?!?!?!? A DILEMMA (ALSO AN ANALEMA)
deuce
#analemma
#deuce-solo
#porn
#science
#typo
#woodring-field-background
358 9/25/1999 NICK PISSPIG
pants: /NICK PIGLET spigot: G G G GHOSTS pants: /NICK PISSPIG
pants
spigot
#coy-pants
#ghost
#irc
#pants-spigot
#piss
#pisspigs
#woodring-stairs-background
359 9/26/1999 nuts
net: I AM PART OF THE COMMITTEE FOR PLACING NUTS ON TOP OF OTHER NUTS net: YOU HAVE MY PERSONAL GUARANTEE OF SAFETY AND/OR SATISFACTION net: CMON PUT 'EM RIGHT HERE net: SOMEDAY THAT LINE WILL WORK
net
#monty-python
#net-solo
#nuts
#woodring-stairs-background
360 9/27/1999 the pringles
spigot: EVERY TIME I REACH INTO THE CAN THE PRINGLES ARE FARTHER AWAY ??? spigot: IS THIS SOME SORT OF QUANTUM TUBULAR PHENOMENON ?!? spigot: MY FIST IS GETTING SQUISHED INTO SPAGHETTI HERE !!! deuce: MOOSH IT ALL AROUND LIKE IT'S PASGHETTI net: IT IS BEST TO TEAR THE CAN TO BITS RIGHT WHEN YOU OPEN IT net: YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO EAT THEM ALL ANYWAY spigot: IF I REACH DOWN DEEP ENOUGH I'LL BE BACK IN TIME BEFORE I EVEN OPENED THEM AND I WILL HAVE LOTS !!! spigot: I HOPE I DON'T CUT MYSELF ON THE LID !!! deuce: YOU ARE CLEARLY TRAVELLING FASTER THAN LIGHT !!! spigot: WHAT IS THE NUMBER TO 911
deuce
net
spigot
#deuce-net-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#injury
#pringles
#science
#sfw
#spaghetti
#spaghettification
#woodring-stairs-background
361 9/28/1999 shut up nuts
spigot: SOMEBODY BETTER TELL MY NUTS TO SHUT UP spigot: STOP TALKING spigot: SHUT UP NUTS SERIOUSLY PEOPLE ARE LOOKING spigot: I WILL NOT spigot: SHUT UP spigot: NO YOU DO spigot: YOU DO
spigot
#algernon
#nuts-of-spigot
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
362 9/29/1999 comet
atandt: COMET atandt: IT MAKES YOU VOMIT atandt: SO HAVE SOME COMET atandt: AND VOMIT atandt: TODAY
atandt
#colonel-bogey-march
#comet
#sfw
#singing
#vomit
#woodring-stairs-background
363 9/30/1999 some times
pants: SOMETIMES I THINK BACK ON MY FARTS
pants
#farts
#hi-fi
#woodring-stairs-background
364 10/1/1999 toilet
deuce: WHERE'S THE TOILET deuce: I AM STILL WAITING FOR AN ANSWER pants: A FISTFUL OF DONGS deuce: THE NEXT TIME YOU HANG A MAN MAKE SURE HE'S HLUG AHAGHLAG HLAHU spigot: I TOO HAVE QUESTIONS WITH REGARD TO THE TOILET spigot: WHEN CAN I LEAVE, CAN YOU PLEASE GET OFF ME spigot: ET. AL.
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#toilet
#woodring-stairs-background
365 10/2/1999 in tongues
spigot: VI MY FACE atandt: VI ~SPIGOT/FACE atandt: RM ~SPIGOT/NUTS spigot: MKDIR DUH spigot: CD DUH spigot: LICK DICK PRICK STICK SPICK HOO BLUH DUH spigot: EXIT atandt: WHAT FINE ROUND BALLS YOU HAVE spigot: SLAP THEM
atandt
spigot
#atandt-spigot
#balls
#duh
#mousehole
#nuts-of-spigot
#rhyming
#tongue
#unix
#vi
#woodring-room-background
366 10/3/1999 grrlz
harriet: LET'S TALK ABOUT HOW WE NEED 90 DOLLARS TO DO OUR DRYCLEANING harriet: OOPS, CAN'T PAY THE PHONE BILL BETTER CHARGE SOME CLOTHES harriet: THIS BASE REALLY BRINGS OUT HOW HARD MATH IS FOR ME harriet: THIS FLOWERY PERFUME SURE IS NICE, WISH I WERE A MAN SO I COULD AFFORD IT harriet: IT'S SAD THAT ALL I HAVE TO OFFER IS A MOUTH harriet: MAYBE THESE BIRTH CONTROL PILLS WILL MAKE ME FEEL BETTER harriet: I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M SO SAD
harriet
#credited-woman
#drycleaning
#harriet-solo
#misogyny
#mousehole
#mouth
#title-mismatch
#woodring-room-background
367 10/4/1999 100,000 pyramid
spigot: UH spigot: UH spigot: THINGS THAT ARE BLUE spigot: THINGS YOU SUCK ON spigot: UH spigot: THINGS YOU PUT IN YOUR MOUTH spigot: PASS deuce: THINGS THAT CHOKE YOU AND TURN YOU BLUE deuce: THINGS THAT FORCE YOU TO SUCK THEM AFTER YOU ARE UNCONSCIOUS spigot: I SAID I WOULD PASS spigot: YOU'RE COSTING ME THE ENTIRE $100,000 PYRAMID
deuce
spigot
#20000-dollar-pyramid
#bonequest-hi-fi
#deuce-spigot
#deucegrin
#drunk-deuce
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
368 10/5/1999 squirt booth
spigot: WILL JENNA JAMESON HAVE A SQUIRT BOOTH AT THE LILITH FAIR deuce: SHE WILL JUST BLEND IN WITH ALL THE OTHER BLONDE BIG BOOBED BORINGS
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#diss
#jenna-jameson
#lilith-fair
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
369 10/6/1999 the next morning
spigot: I'VE GOT TO COMB MY HAIR AND LEAVE THE STALL LIKE A NORMAL PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOBODY IS STARING AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot
#i-shit-prostate-blood
#spigot-solo
#stall
#woodring-room-background
370 10/7/1999 proof positive
deuce: IF WE TOUCH DICKS WILL THERE BE AN ARC pants: ZZZZZZZZZZZZT deuce: PROOF POSITIVE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#electricity
#inverted
#science
#woodring-den-background
371 10/8/1999 cranberry lemonade
spigot: FOLKS IT TURNS OUT NANTUCKET CRANBERRY LEMONADE BOTTLECAPS ARE JUST WIDE ENOUGH spigot: TO FALL DOWN INTO THE BONG spigot: AND CREATE A TIGHT SEAL spigot: WHICH CAN ONLY BE RELEASED WITH A LONG PENCIL!!!!! spigot: OR CHOPSTICK spigot: CAREFUL OF THE SPLOOSH!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: IN YOUR FUCKING IDIOT FACE!!!!!!!
spigot
#bong
#bottlecap
#chopstick
#face
#folks
#mousehole
#nantucket-cranberry-lemonade
#pencil
#spigot-solo
#sploosh
#woodring-room-background
372 10/9/1999 star maps
pants: IT IS CALLED A MOUTH AND IT IS LOCATED ON MY FACE pants: DO I NEED TO BUY YOU A STAR MAP deuce: I AM AN ASTROGATOR SECOND DEGREEGLHGALHABLHUBGLHUBAHLUABLHUGBALHBLHUAB
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#face
#limp-bizkit
#mouth
#mouth-of-pants
#star-map
#woodring-stairs-background
373 10/10/1999 what would christ do
spigot: WHAT WOULD CHRIST DO pants: HE WOULD MAKE AN O OF HIS MOUTH AND GO ABOUT HIS BUSINESS
pants
spigot
#bible
#god
#jesus
#mousehole
#mouth
#pants-spigot
#religion
#woodring-room-background
374 10/11/1999 me again
atandt: SO THE GUY WHO SITS NEXT TO ME AT WORK FOUND A SOMEONE ON EBAY AUCTIONING 2-PLY TOILET PAPER SQUARES AT $0.99/SQUARE. SO HE ORDERED ONE SQUARE. TOTAL WAS $1.64. HE RECEIVED IT TODAY, BUT IT WAS 1-PLY SO HE REQUESTED A REFUND. HE'S NOW RECEIVED HIS REFUND.
atandt
#atandt-solo
#covid-19
#ebay
#woodring-room-background
375 10/12/1999 bark
pants: BARK pants: BARK BARK pants: BARK BARK BARK BARK pants: BARK BARK BARK pants: BARK BARK pants: BARK BARK BARK pants: BARK BARK BARK BARK pants: SHUT UP
pants
#bark
#bonequest-hi-fi
#dog
#pants-solo
#repetition
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
376 10/12/1999 a dollop
deuce: LLHLHLHLHLHLHLH I AM THE GREATEST COCKSUCKER EVER TO GRACE THIS GOD'S EARTH pants: A DOLLOP PLEASE (NOTHING MORE, NOTHING LESS)
deuce
pants
#cocksucking
#deuce-pants
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
377 10/13/1999 perl
spigot: PERL CAN HELP ME ITERATE OVER THE COCKS IN A GIVEN STALL, MARK EACH AS SUCKED OR UNSUCKED AND SORT THEM BY LENGTH. THEN I CAN BE GAY WITH PISS AND GO HOME AND TAKE A NAP
spigot
#canada
#cocks
#gay-with-piss
#perl
#piss
#spigot-solo
#stall
#woodring-field-background
378 10/14/1999 slumber party
spigot: YOU'RE CORDIALLY INVITED... spigot: (OPEN CARD) spigot: TO SUCK COCK pants: WHAT WILL I WEAR
pants
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#cocksucking
#pants-spigot
#woodring-stairs-background
379 10/15/1999 time out
pants: PRICKS pants: SUCK 'EM OR STUFF 'EM pants: ATANDT atandt: SUCK 'EM pants: WRONG pants: DEUCE atandt: TIME OUT pants: I SAID WRONG AND FUCK YOU AND WE'RE ON TO DEUCE atandt: WAIT deuce: MOM
atandt
deuce
pants
#drunk-deuce
#mom
#pricks
#woodring-stairs-background
380 10/16/1999 dumb it on down
spigot: THE ABSENCE OF A DEFINITE ARTICLE IN THE GERUND PHRASE OF THAT SENTENCE MEANS THAT AS A RESULT OF A DANGLING PARTICIPLE IT'S NOT TOTALLY CLEAR HOW MUCH DICK I HAVE TO SUCK DURING THE HOLIDAYS pants: DUMB IT DOWN A LITTLE I'M WORKING HERE
pants
spigot
#grammar
#pants-spigot
#woodring-stairs-background
381 10/17/1999 phobes
deuce: HAVE A VERY BERRY CHRISTMAS deuce: GET IT deuce: IT SOUNDS LIKE MERRY BUT IT IS IN FACT A DIFFERENT WORD deuce: WORDS THAT SOUND ALIKE BUT HAVE DIFFERENT MEANINGS ARE CALLED HOMOPHOBES
deuce
#christmas
#deuce-solo
#filler-panel
#grammar
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
382 10/18/1999 two times seven times six equals three
pants: LET'S FORM A RAP SUPER GROUP pants: AND SING ABOUT EDUCATION AND MATH pants: WE'LL MAKE LEARNING FUN FOR INNER-CITY SOCIOPATHS spigot: A PTHH A PUTHHH RAPPIN BOUT MATH spigot: YES INDEED spigot: TWO TIMES SEVEN TIMES SIX IS THREE spigot: BREAKIN' spigot: URF HURF spigot: BEATIN' THE WIFE LEAVES NO REMAINDER spigot: TWO RAPES GOES INTO HOW MANY YEARS
pants
spigot
#bong
#math
#pants-spigot
#rap
#rape
#singing
#woodring-stairs-background
383 10/19/1999 gasping
deuce: I'VE GOT WESSONALITY deuce: HOLY HURRRRRRRRRR BHADBVLAHKR FVADH DFUBDFLBHDF deuce: BDFK;JBBJDAJKLBJL;DJKBDFJKBJK;FJDBJLSA deuce: GASPING FOR AIR deuce: BHABSDFBKADFBL BHADKLB DFBJDLBK DBJ DFB deuce: CALL THE POLICE THIS IS HURRRRRRRRRRRR deuce: BUMP BUMP BUMP FFFFFFFFFFFFF deuce: MEDIC
deuce
#deuce-solo
#police
#sfw
#wessonality
#woodring-room-background
384 10/20/1999 robocop
spigot: HOW ABOUT YOU AND ME AND A BLANKET AND MY ROBOCOP TAPE deuce: ROBOCOP I OR II spigot: JUST SAY YES AND LET'S MOVE ON deuce: I'M AFRAID I'M GOING TO HAVE TO GET AN ANSWER ON THAT LAST QUERY pants: THERE WAS A ROBOCOP III YOU KNOW (SO DON'T BE RACIST) deuce: OH deuce: WHAT spigot: YOU AND ME AND A BOTTLE OF YOOHOO AND A LAW & ORDER FROM 1991 ???!?!??!? pants: GOOD TIMES
deuce
pants
spigot
#be-gay-with-me
#blankets
#deuce-pants-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#law-and-order
#robocop
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
385 10/20/1999 sneedle
spigot: IT'S A BIRD spigot: IT'S A WHEELCHAIR spigot: WHO PUSHED MR. REEVE OFF THE SPACE NEEDLE
spigot
#christopher-reeve
#seattle
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
386 10/21/1999 watch me jerk off
deuce: WHO WANTS TO WATCH ME JERK OFF TO FINAL FANTASY VII ??!??!?!??!? spigot: OR ME TO JUST REGULAR VI
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#editor
#final-fantasy
#unix
#vi
#woodring-field-background
387 10/22/1999 cheers, jeers
spigot: CHEERS TO PRICKS !!!!!! spigot: JEERS TO LOCKS/DEADBOLTS
spigot
#deadbolt
#flash
#lock
#pricks
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
388 10/23/1999 online help
pants: STEP ONE: TAKE SOCK OFF pants: STEP TWO: JERK IT INTO SOCK pants: STEP THREE: REPLACE SOCK
pants
#instructions
#jerking
#low-res
#pants-solo
#sock
#woodring-field-background
389 10/24/1999 dongs for chameleons
deuce: WHAT MADE TRUMAN CAPOTE SUCH A COMPLETE FAGGOT pants: DICKS I WOULD VENTURE deuce: CHECK
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dicks
#truman-capote
#wc-fields
#woodring-stairs-background
390 10/25/1999 a short sharp spurt
spigot: I TINKLE AND THEN I STOP TINKLING AND THEN AFTER I PULL MY PANTS UP THERE'S A SUDDEN SPURT OF TINKLE SO WE ALL HAVE PROSTATE CANCER
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#cancer
#piss
#s7e23
#simpsons
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
391 10/26/1999 free patrick
pants: AND IT TURNS OUT THE DICKS WERE HIDING IN THE SECRET ANN FRANK HOLE THE ENTIRE TIME pants: ANY QUESTIONS spigot: JOIN #DISNEYDADS pants: #0!!!!!!!!DAD&DAUGHTERSEX spigot: HURRICANE GERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pants
spigot
#anne-frank
#disney
#irc
#pants-spigot
#woodring-stairs-background
392 10/27/1999 the hills are alive (a beautiful musical)
deuce: FRENCH FRIES / HOT DOGS / BITE-SIZED SNICKERS spigot: SEVENTEEN / ORDERS OF / YOUR POTSTICKERS
pants
spigot
#bite-sized-snickers
#chinese-food
#fatness
#fries
#hot-dog
#original-song
#pants-spigot
#potstickers
#sfw
#singing
#snickers
#woodring-stairs-background
393 10/28/1999 be gay with me/us/them
pants: BE GAY WITH ME/US/THEM deuce: CAN WE ????? DO YOU THINK ???????? spigot: I WOULD LIKE THIS EVENT TO BE BETTER ORGANIZED IN THE FUTURE
deuce
pants
spigot
#be-gay-with-me
#constructive-criticism
#deuce-pants-spigot
#gay
#high-res
#woodring-stairs-background
394 10/29/1999 fantasy role-playing
pants: YOU WILL BE JACQUES FROM THE SOVIET UNION AND I WILL PLAY THE PART OF TERRY FROM CANADA AND WE ARE IN AN INTERNATIONAL TOILET
pants
#dad
#pants-solo
#woodring-room-background
395 10/30/1999 the nickel
spigot: I BENT OVER TO PICK UP A NICKEL AND SPONTANEOUSLY DID AN AEROSOL SQUIRT!!!!!!!!!! pants: THIS IS CLEARLY HIS TERRITORY deuce: DID YOU FINALLY GET THE NICKEL spigot: THERE WAS NO NI- spigot: YES deuce: THAT IS THE SADDEST STORY I'VE EVER HEARD
deuce
pants
spigot
#aerosol
#deuce-pants-spigot
#nickel
#woodring-stairs-background
396 10/31/1999 mixed nuts
spigot: ANOTHER WEB COMIC WITH A HEART OF GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111 spigot: CHOKING DOWN TEN BLACK DICKS IN TEN BLACK MINUTES
spigot
#fellation-rate
#nonstandard-title-panel
#nuts
#special-guest
#spigot-solo
#uncredited-character
#webcomic
#woodring-stairs-background
397 11/1/1999 barely weekly
spigot: I'M READY FOR MY NEXT BARELY LEGAL ANY FUCKING DAY NOW spigot: WONDERING EXACTLY HOW HARD IT CAN BE TO GRAB SOME RUNAWAY OFF THE STREET AND BEND HER IN VARIOUS POSES AND SLAP IT AROUND THE SAME 50 PAGES OF PHONE SEX ADS THAT HAVE BEEN RUNNING SINCE 1982 spigot: IT SHOULD BE BARELY WEEKLY pants: CURSE YOU LARRY FLYNT PRODUCTIONS
pants
spigot
#barely-legal
#center-for-disease-control
#pants-spigot
#woodring-field-background
398 11/2/1999 woman and stress
spigot: STUDY SAYS WOMEN MORE STRESSED THAN MEN spigot: WELL WHO FUCKING ASKED FOR IT GALS spigot: LET US IN THE WORKPLACE!!!!! LET US IN THE MILITARY!!!!! WE HAVE LOTS TO CONTRIBUTE!!!!!! spigot: HURRRR THESE BACKPACKS ARE HEAVY AND COMPUTERS ARE HARD AND I CAN'T GET AN ABORTION spigot: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T GET FOUR MONTHS OFF TO HAVE A BABY!?!?!?!! spigot: WELL BACK TO PITCHING SUBSCRIPTIONS TO THE SAN JOSE MERCURY NEWS OVER THE PHONE
spigot
#abortion
#bay-area
#spigot-solo
#women
#woodring-stairs-background
399 11/3/1999 the challenge
pants: I WILL MATCH YOU DICK FOR DICK AND WE WILL SEE WHO IS THE CRAZIEST deuce: YOU THINK SO HUH
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dick
#woodring-field-background
400 11/4/1999 dinner
deuce: I'M STARTING TO GET HUNGRY ?!?!?! WHO'S UP FOR PRICKS atandt: MMM pants: ME atandt: ME pants: ALSO ME pants: AND I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO PARTAKE IN THIS PARTICULAR EXTRAVAGANZA atandt: SO ... atandt: SO THAT'S NINE FOR PRICKS THEN
atandt
deuce
pants
#atandt-deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#extravaganza
#pricks
#woodring-stairs-background
401 11/5/1999 undertow
spigot: OKAY GANG: FUNNY THINGS THAT CAN HAPPEN AT THE BEACH spigot: READY GO spigot: COCKSUCKING spigot: PULLING MY PANTS DOWN spigot: FACE, BALLS, UNDERTOW pants: I HAVE MITES
pants
spigot
#balls
#beach
#cocksucking
#face
#pants-spigot
#woodring-field-background
402 11/6/1999 filk folks
spigot: FILKING IS FOR SINGING ALONG TO, PEOPLE spigot: NOT LAUGHING AT OR THROWING BEER BOTTLES IN THE FACE OF pants: ALL I CAN SAY IS NEVER GIVE UP !!! pants: FILK HARDER THAN YOU'VE EVER FILKED OUT BEFORE spigot: ZERO HITS TO MY LIVE FILK CYBERCAST????????? spigot: I WORKED HARD ON THAT pants: WHAT ABOUT YOUR MOM???????? HER SHOUTCAST PLUGIN ????? spigot: I'M NOT GOING TO FILK IN FRONT OF MY MOM YOU IDIOT
pants
spigot
#beer
#filking
#nerd-culture
#pants-spigot
#robert-downey-jr
#sfw
#shoutcast
#woodring-room-background
403 11/7/1999 floating through space
deuce: CRUMPLING YOU UP AND DOING YOU THE RIGHT WAY spigot: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I AM FLOATING THROUGH SPACE deuce: CAN WE DO ANYTHING TO HELP YOU (NO) spigot: LADIES AND GERMS deuce: WE CANNOT HELP YOU FROM DOWN HERE (REQUIRE ROCKETSHIP)
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#mousehole
#rocketship
#space
#spiritualized
#woodring-room-background
404 11/8/1999 the gay-bashing fence
spigot: CLICK CLICK CLICK HI WE'RE TOURISTS!!!! CLICK CLICK WHERE'S THE GAY BASHING FENCE AGAIN pants: OK I'LL LIE ON THE FENCE AND UNCLE RAY WILL PRETEND TO BE BEATING ME AND YOU HAVE A HORRIFIED LOOK ON YOUR FACE AND WE'LL ALL LAUGH spigot: AGAIN!!!! YOU LOOKED STRAIGHT AND ALSO DAD MAKE A MEAN FACE pants: JUST $5 TO SEE THE FENCE spigot: CLICK CLICK CLICK
pants
spigot
#face
#fence
#gay-bashing-fence
#mathew-shephard
#pants-spigot
#tourists
#uncle-ray
#woodring-stairs-background
405 11/9/1999 hotmail
spigot: I THINK I COULD BEST SUM THINGS UP WITH A MOUTHFUL spigot: COULD HOTMAIL BY MY SOLUTION??????????????????? spigot: LET'S GO AROUND THE ROOM STARTING WITH ME spigot: HONK deuce: HURRR pants: WENDY'S BIGGIE FRIES spigot: PANTLEGS deuce: YOU DON'T GET TO GO TWICE
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#honk
#hotmail
#mousehole
#pantlegs
#sfw
#wendys
#woodring-room-background
406 11/10/1999 the living room
pants: TRY AS I MIGHT I CANNOT WILL THE BONG TO LEVITATE INTO THE LIVING ROOM spigot: I'LL TRY FROM HERE pants: GODDAMNIT IT FELL HALFWAY DOWN THE HALLWAY AND GOT THE CARPET ALL BONGWATERED spigot: I NEVER LEARNED TO READ spigot: B IS FOR BONG WILL CONTINUE ON FOX KIDS
pants
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#bong
#fox-network
#pants-spigot
#woodring-room-background
407 11/11/1999 words for usenet
spigot: WORDS FOR USENET WITHOUT ACTUALLY USING THE FUCKING WORD!!!!!!!! LET'S GO pants: PEOPLECLUSTERS spigot: COLLABRA pants: ALTAVISTATALK spigot: DEJA-BLABSPACE pants: EPINIONS spigot: DICKLICKING pants: COMVERSATION PODS spigot: HORRIBLE BLOWJOBS pants: CRAWLSPACE spigot: TINKLE-SQUIRTS pants: MY MOTHER NEEDS HELP INSTALLING AOL spigot: DID I ALREADY SAY TOILET DUCK
pants
spigot
#aol
#deja-blabspace
#pants-spigot
#toilet-duck
#typo
#usenet
#woodring-stairs-background
408 11/12/1999 busted
pants: FOR THE LAST TIME I WAS NOT BEING GAY IN THERE I WAS SIMPLY PRACTICING FOR A PLAY spigot: A GLORY HOLE ?!? WHAT'S THAT ?!?!? I'VE NEVER EVER HEARD THAT TERM BEFORE atandt: HE AND I WERE JUST HUGGING AND TALKING AND HUGGING spigot: THESE GAY MAGAZINES ARE FOR AN ART PROJECT!!!!! NOT BEATING OFF TO atandt: YES I'M REALLY JUST HERE TO USE THE FACILITIES pants: I KNOW THAT'S MY NAME ON THE MAILING LABEL BUT THIS IS NOT MY ISSUE OF "HUNK" pants: AND FURTHERMORE I AM MOST CERTAINLY INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY deuce: THAT'S RIGHT FUCKO YOU'LL KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU
atandt
deuce
pants
spigot
#deja-vu
#dubious-disclaimer
#gay
#glory-hole
#hugs
#hunk
#laughing-deuce
#magazine
#mousehole
#not-gay
#play
#woodring-room-background
409 11/13/1999 a long-overdue explanation
deuce: RUBBING THE NUTS (TO MAKE FIRE)
deuce
#deuce-solo
#deuces-balls
#fire
#hi-fi
#mountain-background
#nuts
410 11/14/1999 ding ding
ozone: IN THEORY, WE CAN COMPILE EVERYTHING WITH "-MSUPERSPARC" deuce: I SWEAR I'LL THROW UP IF YOU KEEP GOING pants: HIDING FROM THE DICK spigot: LET'S GO RIDE THE BONG AROUND THE HOTEL spigot: DING DING HI LADY ANY MAIL FOR ME NO OKAY BLUGHLBUGHLUBHGLUBHLGUBHLLU spigot: LOOK OUT, STAIRS, ETC
deuce
ozone
pants
spigot
#bong
#deuce-ozone-pants-spigot
#dicks
#drunk-deuce
#hotel
#stairs
#supersparc
#unix
#woodring-stairs-background
411 11/15/1999 near mint
: Meanwhile, back in Jerkcity... pants: I NEED TO KNOW IF YOU ARE MINT OR NEAR MINT spigot: I HAVE HOLES POKED IN ME RENDERING ME USELESS TO COLLECTORS
pants
spigot
#caption
#low-res
#nerd-culture
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
412 11/16/1999 not a day goes by
spigot: NOT A DAY GOES BY WHERE I DON'T JERK MYSELF UNTIL I GET A STOMACH ACHE
spigot
#masturbation
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
413 11/17/1999 okay then
deuce: GIRLS WHAT'S MY WEAKNESS spigot: COCKS pants: OKAY THEN
deuce
pants
spigot
#cocks
#deuce-pants-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#low-res
#salt-n-pepa
#shoop
#woodring-stairs-background
414 11/17/1999 a recurring theme
atandt: DICKS atandt: IT'S LIKE atandt: A RECURRING THEME pants: ALMOST AS IF WE ARE SOMEHOW OBSESSING OVER THEM pants: YET .............. STILL ........ pants: THEY ARE SO WANKY atandt: THEY REALLY ARE, AREN'T THEY pants: INDEED
atandt
pants
#dicks
#wanky
#woodring-room-background
415 11/18/1999 shine
spigot: MY PIANO TEACHER TOLD ME TO PLAY A B-FLAT BUT INSTEAD I PLAYED A B-FAT THEN I PLONKED OUT SOME B-GAYS spigot: PLONK BLONK DONK BLUH HOO DEE BOO SHINE spigot: THEN I FELL OFF THE CHAIR / BENCH
spigot
#music
#physical-comedy
#piano
#plonk
#shine
#spigot-solo
#woodring-den-background
416 11/19/1999 st. patrick's day
spigot: DOES ST. PATRICK'S DAY REALLY MEAN I CAN ASK ANY DRUNK IRISHMAN TO LICK MY DICK pants: AYE spigot: MAY I PLEASE BE EXCGBLGLBLGCUSED
pants
spigot
#dicklicking
#face
#irish
#pants-spigot
#woodring-room-background
417 11/20/1999 shyness is nice
spigot: SHYNESS IS NICE spigot: AND / SHYNESS CAN STOP YOU spigot: FROM LICKING ALL THE DICKS IN LIFE / YOU'D LIKE TO spigot: BAM BAM SIR IN THE NEXT STALL ARE YOU CATCHING MY DRIFT deuce: FURRRRRP spigot: BIGMOUTH IS STRIKING AGAIN spigot: IF IT'S NOT LOVE spigot: THEN IT'S THE DONG / THE DONG / THE DONG / THE DONG
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#deucegrin
#dicklicking
#drunk-deuce
#morrissey
#mouth
#singing
#sir-in-the-next-stall
#spigot-points
#stall
#stall-bamming
#the-smiths
#woodring-stairs-background
418 11/21/1999 phone sex
spigot: SURE LADY I'LL HAVE PHONE SEX WITH YOU!!!!!!!!! spigot: SQUIRT spigot: GOODNIGHT!!!!!!! spigot: CLONK BA-DONK
spigot
#mousehole
#phone-sex
#science
#spigot-solo
#squirt
#woodring-room-background
419 11/22/1999 the irc
pants: JOIN #GAYDADS-SF !!! pants: JOIN #FRATPADDLES !!! pants: JOIN #SEATTLEBEARS deuce: ANY AND ALL pants: MSG #HELPDESK WHERE ARE ALL THE CHANNELS ????? spigot: T PANTS THE SPIGOT IN #DICKLICKERS AND #JERKCITY IS NOT ME pants: PART #DICKLICKERS !!! pants: T SPIGOT I WAS NOT IN DICKLICKERS
deuce
pants
spigot
#bay-area
#deuce-pants-spigot
#dicklicking
#drunk-deuce
#gaydads
#irc
#laughing-deuce
#san-francisco
#seattle
#woodring-stairs-background
420 11/23/1999 what happened
: Suddenly... pants: YOU ARE COVERED IN WHITE PAINT, DOG SHIT pants: WHAT HAPPENED deuce: I WAS CAUGHT BETWEEN THE HEADLIGHTS AND DID THE WRONG THING
deuce
pants
#caption
#deuce-pants
#dogshit
#drunk-deuce
#mousehole
#paint
#suddenly
#woodring-room-background
421 11/24/1999 who licks dick
deuce: THOSE SERBIANS SURE ARE MEAN spigot: MAYBE THEY'RE MASS SWIMMING POOLS ?????????????? pants: MMMMM spigot: PLEASE SEND YOUR DATA TO ME IN THE FORM OF A QUESTION !!! spigot: WHO LICKS DICK deuce: DO YOU ?!!???!?!?! ?!?? deuce: THAT'S A QUESTION YOU SEE spigot: T DEUCE I THOUGHT JOKES HAD ONE PUNCHLINE, NOT TWO???????????? deuce: T SPIGOT DON'T BRING YOUR PERSONAL HANGUPS TO ME
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#dicklicking
#drunk-deuce
#serbians
#swimming-pool
#woodring-field-background
422 11/25/1999 fag song
spigot: GAY GAY GAY IN THE U.S. OF A spigot: I'M A FAG spigot: I'M A FAG spigot: GAY GAY GAY / THAT'S ALL HE HAS TO SAY spigot: HE'S GONNA HAVE A SNICKERS AND A -- deuce: I THINK INSTEAD OF "MISDEMEANOR" MISSY ELLIOT'S MIDDLE NAME SHOULD BE "HUGE FUCKING FATASS" spigot: YOU INTERRUPTED ME deuce: SORRY
deuce
spigot
#bonequest-hi-fi
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#gay
#missy-elliot
#singing
#snickers
#woodring-stairs-background
423 11/26/1999 what the
deuce: COULD WE PLEASE HAVE LESS ANAL SEX deuce: THANK YOU spigot: NOT FOLLOWING pants: YOU LOST ME THERE CHIEF
deuce
pants
spigot
#anal
#deuce-pants-spigot
#low-res
#woodring-field-background
424 11/27/1999 toy story 2
spigot: WOODY'S BACK!!!! AND BUZZ LIGHTYEAR!!!!!! spigot: AND ALL OUR FAVORITES!!!!!! spigot: STEVE JOBS AND MICHAEL EISNER AND THE WHOLE BUNCH!!!!!! spigot: AND THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS......... spigot: THESE TOYS ARE COLLECTIBLE AND AVAILABLE ONLINE spigot: WE'VE EMBEDDED HOW VALUABLE AND LOVEABLE THEY ARE DIRECTLY INTO THE NARRATIVE OF THE STORY!!!!! spigot: WITH REFERENCES TO JAPANESE IDIOTS SO WE CAN REALLY DEVELOP THAT INTERNATIONAL MARKET!!!!!! spigot: HAW!!!! THAT FAT TOY COLLECTOR WITH THE GOATEE SURE REMINDS ME OF MYSELF!!!! spigot: LET'S BUY THEM ALL AND DISPLAY THEM IN OUR CUBES AND SUCK EACH OTHER'S DICKS spigot: LIFE'S ONLY WORTH LIVING IF YOU'RE LOVED BY A KID!!!! THIS WAY TO THE PIXAR STORE!!! spigot: RIGHT NEXT TO THE FUCKING FOOD COURT
spigot
#disney
#michael-eisner
#pixar
#spigot-solo
#steve-jobs
#toy-story
#woodring-den-background
425 11/28/1999 mousehole
deuce: THIS REALLY SUCKS spigot: COCKSUCKING IN THE DATA CENTER ???!? OUTRAGOUS pants: CAN YOU SEE THE MOUSE HOLE spigot: TRY PULLING BACK spigot: WAY WAY WAY OUT pants: FOR FUCK'S SAKE WE ARE NOT EVEN IN THE SAME BALLPARK : MOUSEHOLE --> pants: AND THERE IT IS THE MOUSEHOLE LET'S ALL SHRINK DOWN AND GO INSIDE spigot: I'LL PACK THE BONG pants: ARE WE THERE YET AND IF SO ARE THERE DICKS IN THE NEW LAND pants: BE GAY WITH ME AS WE JOURNEY TO THE CENTRE OF THE BOWL spigot: ARRRRRRR pants: THANK GOD FOR ROOFIES AND HANDGUNS deuce: THIS SUCKS spigot: I'M GOING TO SOIL MYSELF AND OTHERS
deuce
pants
spigot
#arrow
#be-gay-with-me
#bong
#cocksucking
#datacenter
#deuce-pants-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#gun
#marijuana
#mousehole
#roofies
#soiling-myself
#typo
#woodring-room-background
426 11/29/1999 while i was asleep
spigot: YOU BE THE BORG AND I'LL BE BILL GATES AND WE CAN GROPE AT EACH OTHER'S ASS AND NUTS FOR HALF AN HOUR (FORTY-FIVE MINUTES) pants: SET A TIMER spigot: LAST NIGHT WILE I WAS ASLEEP MY BONER DEVELOPED A SIMPLE CHAT SYSTEM
pants
spigot
#bill-gates
#boner
#chat
#mouth
#nuts-of-spigot
#pants-spigot
#star-trek
#woodring-field-background
427 11/30/1999 dick pit
pants: YOU SIMPLY MUST AGREE TO BE GAY WITH ME pants: I INSIST THAT WE CLIMB INTO THE DICK PIT AND DO THE JOB RIGHT pants: FIRST I WILL CLIMB INTO THE DUMBWAITER AND YOU WILL LOWER ME DOWN pants: THIS IS THE BIG TIME AND YOU ARE BLOCKING PROGRESS pants: I DEMAND ACCESS TO THE KINGDOM HLUAHGLUAHLUAG
pants
#be-gay-with-me
#choking
#dick-pit
#dumbwaiter
#pants-solo
#woodring-room-background
428 12/1/1999 click bang
spigot: SERIOUSLY BUT WHAT OF Y3K AND Y4K!?!?!?! I'M RICHARD HART FOR C|NET AND SHE'S JAN YANIHERO FOR EVENING MAGAZINE * CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLICK BANG
spigot
#clomp
#cnet
#mousehole
#spigot-solo
#suicide
#woodring-room-background
#y2k
429 12/2/1999 dong watch
pants: I HAVE DONG WATCH TONIGHT net: DONG WATCH IS A SERIOUS RESPONSIBILITY PRIVATE net: IF ANY ESCAPE YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE pants: I HAVE HUNTED DOWN AND SUCKED MANY AN ESCAPED DONG
net
pants
#dongs
#net-pants
#private-dicklicker
#woodring-stairs-background
430 12/3/1999 dream weaver
spigot: LET'S ALL WEAVE DREAMS ON THE WEB AND MAKE OUR SITES STICKY pants: CAN DO spigot: ALKSJF:LASKDJF:LFD pants: OW OW spigot: THE GUN I WANT FOR SUICIDE IS $400 pants: BUT YOUR ATM CARD ONLY GOES UP TO $300 spigot: CAN I BORROW $100 AND PAY YOU BACK????? pants: OF COURSE!!!!!!! spigot: KA-CHING!!!! ***KA-BLAM*** pants: WAIT A MINUTE
pants
spigot
#adobe
#atm-card
#dreamweaver
#gun
#macromedia
#mousehole
#pants-spigot
#suicide
#webdev
#woodring-room-background
431 12/4/1999 welcome to bonequest
atandt > this is bonequest atandt > a land full of enchantment and wonder atandt > but also a land full of danger and intrigue atandt > come with me now atandt > explore these vast untamed lands with me atandt > who knows what adventures we'll have atandt > follow me and we'll see where the path-- pants > surprise !!! cocksucking halghagulahgluahulag
atandt
pants
#bonequest-introduction
#cocksucking
#mountain-background
#pants-interrupting
432 12/5/1999 extra large pepperoni to stall zero
pants: HAVE YOU EVER EVEN TRIED TO GET A PIZZA DELIVERED TO A STALL BEFORE atandt: FISTICUFFS ENSUE pants: WE SHOULD NUMBER FROM ONE UP GUYS, NOBODY UNDERSTANDS THE STARTING AT ZERO THING pants: SOMETIMES I WORRY ABOUT THE NATION'S PRICK SUPPLY atandt: START COUNTING PRICKS AT ZERO AND YOU GET AN EXTRA PRICK
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#fighting-irish-pose
#fisticuffs
#huffy-pants
#pizza
#pricks
#programming
#stall
#woodring-room-background
433 12/6/1999 arrrrr
dick: YOU ARE SERIOUSLY SHIVERING ME TIMBERS deuce: HOLD FUCKING STILL
deuce
dick
#deuce-dick
#hold-still
#no-greytext
#pirate
#single-panel
#woodring-stairs-background
434 12/7/1999 love, sweet love
atandt: YOU'RE JUST TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE atandt: CAN'T TAKE MY EYES OFF OF YOU atandt: YOU'RE JUST LIKE HEAVEN TO TOUCH atandt: I WANT TO HOLD YOU SO MUCH pants: DOES YOUR WIFE KNOW YOU'RE BACK IN HERE WITH ME AGAIN atandt: NO
atandt
pants
#a-love-story
#andy-williams
#heaven
#sfw
#singing
#woodring-stairs-background
435 12/8/1999 socian komentaron
deuce: KIAL VIRINOJ NENIAM ASKEPTI&#284;AS FELI&#264;E KIAM ILIAJ VIAZ&#308;OJ ESTAS KOVRITA KUN &#264;URO pants: KAJ INOJ KIUJ &#348;AJNIGAS KE ILI ESTAS, NU, ILI JA NE ESTAS pants: SED MI ESTAS deuce: SED MI DONIS AL VI DONACON KIU NENIU ALIA HAVAS &#264;I NUN deuce: VIZA&#308;O PLENE DA &#264;URO !!!! deuce: TIEL A&#364;DACO KE VI RIGARDAS MIN KIEL VI NE POVAS KREDI KE MI &#308;US FARIS TION deuce: NE PROVU BLOKI &#284;IN KUN VIAJ MANOJ VI NUR ESTAS FARANTA &#284;IN PLI MALFACILA POR VI MEM pants: MI DIRAS KE MI ESTAS FELI&#264;A MALGRA&#364; pants: A&#284;O RASIO SEKSO DIKECO NE GRAVAS LA&#364; MI deuce: FIKE SILENTU &#264;I TIE MI ESTAS PROVANTA FARI SOCIAN KOMENTARON
deuce
pants
#bonequest-hi-fi
#cum
#cum-dodging
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#esperanto
#women
#woodring-field-background
436 12/9/1999 baby jesus
pants: WHO STOLE THE BABY JESUS? pants: IT WAS THERE IN MY LAWN DISPLAY!!!!!! WRAPPED IN SWADDLING CLOTHES spigot: IT'S RIGHT THERE YOU IDIOT pants: WHAT???????? WHERE??????????? spigot: I REPLACED IT WITH BABY DOG SHIT!!!!!!! pants: WELL IT IS OUR LORD AND WE SHOULD BOW BEFORE IT EVEN IF IT IS A COIL OF POO spigot: SQUIRRRRRSH pants: JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH
pants
spigot
#dogshit
#god
#jesus
#pants-spigot
#poo
#woodring-field-background
437 12/10/1999 tense negotiations
deuce: WHO WANTS TO PRACTICE "ORAL SEX" WITH ME pants: CAN I USE "MY MOUTH"
deuce
pants
#bonequest-hd
#mouth
#mouth-of-pants
#negotiations
#oral-sex
#unnecessary-quotation-marks
#woodring-field-background
438 12/11/1999 any given sunday
pants: YOU EVER SMOKE SO MUCH POT deuce: WHAT pants: WHAT deuce: WHAT THE WHAT pants: WHAT deuce: YOU SAID IT NOT ME pants: WHAT pants: OKAY pants: YOU EVER SMOKE SO MUCH POT
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#marijuana
#mousehole
#repetition
#sunday
#what
#woodring-room-background
439 12/12/1999 the good book
pants: I WILL READ ALOUD FROM THE GOOD BOOK OF DICK pants: HALGHUALUHLAHUALAGHUHHU deuce: THIS GOOD BOOK IS JUST LIKE THE BAD BOOK STRANGELY ENOUGH spigot: ENOUGH READING!!!!! LET'S SUCK DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! deuce: TEN FOUR GLHABLHGBULUHULHULHULHULHULH spigot: HLAGHULAL pants: BUT pants: BUT I AM ONLY UP TO CHAPTER FOUR pants: FIVE pants: SEVEN AND NEVER THE MIND AND PUTTING DOWN THE HAULGUHLAUHGLAG BOOK
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#dicksucking
#drunk-deuce
#woodring-stairs-background
440 12/13/1999 dante's inferno
pants: THINK ABOUT ALL THE DICKS YOU'VE SUCKED AND VISUALIZE YOURSELF GOING ABOUT THE WHOLE THING AGAIN deuce: WELCOME TO DANTE'S INFERNO
deuce
pants
#dante-alighieri
#dantes-inferno
#deuce-pants
#divine-comedy
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
441 12/14/1999 the waiter
pants: HORMPTH CHOMP CHEW HEY WAIT JUST A GOLD-BRICKIN' MINUTE spigot: WHAT pants: I ORDERED COCKSUCKER'S DELIGHT spigot: WHO pants: THIS IS CLEARLY THE DICKLICKER'S PLATE spigot: I AM SORRY!!!!!! I WILL BE RIGHT BACK!!!!!!! spigot: CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CRASH CLATTER BONK spigot: CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP YOUR BILL!!!!! AND THANK YOU!!!!! spigot: OH RIGHT THE COCKSUCKER THINGAMABLOBBER spigot: CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CRASH CLATTER BONK pants: WHY DO I EAT HERE spigot: SIR THIS IS THE GOVERNOR'S PRIVATE CORNER TOILET
pants
spigot
#clomp
#cocksucking
#dicklicking
#huffy-pants
#onomatopoeia
#pants-spigot
#physical-comedy
#toilet
#woodring-field-background
442 12/15/1999 a letter to ice cube
pants: DEAR MISTER CUBE deuce: YOU ARE ANGRY ABOUT SOMETHING pants: I AM WRITING TO INQUIRE ABOUT THE HEALTH BENEFITS OF SMALL OR MEDIUM SIZED DICKS IN MY ASS deuce: LOVE, PANTS pants: P.S. I LIKE POO
deuce
pants
#anal
#deuce-pants
#dicks
#drunk-deuce
#ice-cube
#mousehole
#pants-sending-letters
#poo
#woodring-room-background
443 12/16/1999 lonely
deuce: IT'S LONELY HERE WITHOUT COCKS & BALLS deuce: IF I WERE HTML I'D BE &AMP; deuce: MONOLOGUE PEOPLE deuce: ABHLABLHBAHLABHLABLHABHLABLH DICKS deuce: A MOMENT OF SILENCE PLEASE deuce: BALHBALHBALHABHLABLHBAHLAB
deuce
#balls
#deuce-solo
#deucegrin
#dicks
#html
#moment-of-silence
#sad-deuce
#woodring-den-background
444 12/17/1999 beautiful music
spigot: COME FLY WITH ME / COME FLY / LET'S / DUNK MY HEAD INTO THE TOILET deuce: I DO NOT LIKE THIS SONG spigot: DA DOO DOOT / DA DOO DOOT pants: I DO LIKE THIS SONG VERY MUCH pants: WELL I DO spigot: IT'S A TIE
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#frank-sinatra
#sfw
#singing
#toilet
#woodring-field-background
445 12/18/1999 my summer vacation
deuce: 148.5 MAKING A FALSE POLICE REPORT deuce: 653M OBSCENE PHONE CALLS deuce: 647F INTOXICATION deuce: 246 SHOOTING AT A DWELLING deuce: 12031 CARRYING A LOADED FIREARM
deuce
#california-penal-code
#deuce-solo
#gun
#legal
#police
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
446 12/19/1999 forward and back
spigot: BY MY CALCULATIONS THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN A SECOND JIZZER spigot: THESE ARCS AND SPURTS AND LINES INDICATE TWO SEPARATE AND DISTINCT DIRECTIONS pants: FORWARD pants: AND BACK pants: FORWARD pants: AND BACK pants: FORWARD pants: AND HULAGHLAHUGLUA BACK spigot: BAGHLAGHULAG
pants
spigot
#assassination
#jfk
#jizz
#pants-spigot
#repetition
#woodring-room-background
447 12/20/1999 dumb dongs (a throwaway)
atandt: STUCK IN BERLIN JAIL atandt: HALP
atandt
#atandt-solo
#berlin
#dumb-dong
#halp
#jail
#woodring-stairs-background
448 12/21/1999 the story of us
pants: WHEN I SAY I LICKED ~9 DICKS COULD THAT MEAN 8 OR 10 OR 9.25 pants: BECAUSE HONESTLY THIS TIME I DON'T REMEMBER deuce: THAT'S PROBABLY TRUE deuce: YOU CAN HARDLY BE BLAMED FOR LOSING COUNT WITH THE VOLUME YOU PROCESS pants: (SNIFF) REALLY ??!? deuce: NO I'M JUST KIDDING YOU STILL GET BEATEN FOR YOUR MISTAKES AS ALWAYS
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#deucegrin
#dicklicking
#dicks
#somber-deuce
#woodring-room-background
449 12/22/1999 stroke
spigot: WHAT spigot: DOES spigot: IT MEAN WHEN spigot: YOU HAVE A spigot: STROKE spigot: AND YOU spigot: CAN'T TYPE spigot: FAST deuce: TO HELL YOU GO spigot: O spigot: K deuce: CITIZEN YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED AGAINST pants: I, GAY ROBOT
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#hell
#i-robot
#isaac-asimov
#robot
#stroke
#woodring-stairs-background
450 12/23/1999 i don't see a ring on this finger
spigot: I'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU COULD CALL ME FORD PREFECT FROM NOW ON pants: I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO BE CALLED THE DOCTOR spigot: YOU DON'T OWN ME
pants
spigot
#dr-who
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#spigot-points
#woodring-field-background
451 12/24/1999 catch the cyberwave
spigot: CATCH THE CYBERWAVE WITH THESE OTHER HYPERTEXT LINKS............ spigot: DUH.DONGS.COM spigot: SURFING!!!!!!!! NET spigot: STORYTELLERS.ORG spigot: HTTP://PEPSI ONE CONTEST pants: IS THERE IS NO PLACE ELSE WE CAN GO TO HLUAHULG DO THIS THING pants: BECOMING GOOD FRIENDS WITH THE COUNTY PARK WORKER WHO UNLOCKS THE BATHROOM AT 6AM pants: HOW CAN YOU LOSE
pants
spigot
#cruising
#dongs
#gay
#internet
#nice-ranger
#pants-spigot
#pepsi
#typo
#url
#woodring-stairs-background
452 12/25/1999 The Jerkcity Christmas Special
: Xmas with pants who will recite for you a traditional English poem about christmas titled "God Bless the Master" pants: GOD BLESS THE MASTER OF THIS HAULGHUALG HOUSE pants: THE MISTRESS HLAULAHLAUGH ALSO pants: AND ALL THE LITTLE CHILDREN THAT HLUAGHULAG pants: HALGHLAGHULAHGLAG THAT ROUND THE TABLE GO pants: HULAGHULAULAG AND ALL YOUR HLAGHULAG AND HLAGHULAG pants: THAT HALGHUALHGLAUGHL DWELL BOTH FAR AND NEAR HALGUHAG pants: I WISH YOU A MERRY HALGHULAULAG CHRISTMAS pants: LOOK EVERYBODY I MADE TINSEL
pants
#christmas
#christmas-tree-lights
#pants-solo
#sfw
#title-mismatch
#woodring-field-background
453 12/26/1999 the cocksucking game
spigot: LGHBLHGLHB pants: GLHBLHGLBHLGH spigot: GLHBLHGLHBLHGLBH pants: BHGLHBLHGLHBLGLHB pants: GHLBHGLHLBHLGHLHB spigot: WAIT WAIT pants: GHBLHGLHBLHGLBLBLH spigot: I SAID WAIT HANG ON pants: WHAT?????? spigot: BHGLHBLHGLHBLGHLBHLG pants: OH MY GOD NO FAIR spigot: BHGLHBLHGLHBLHGLBH pants: GLHBLHGLHBLGHLBHGLHB
pants
spigot
#cocksucking
#filler-panel
#game
#huffy-pants
#pants-spigot
#woodring-stairs-background
454 12/27/1999 here it comes
deuce: HERE IT COMES spigot: KNOCK KNOCK!!!!!!!!!!! deuce: WHO'S THERE ?????????? spigot: SOUTH PARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pants: SOUTH PARK WHO???????????????????? spigot: SOUTH PARK RULES !!!! CLICK HERE TO EMAIL ME spigot: OW spigot: GOD YOU'RE EMAILING ME WITH HAMMERS AND NAIL GUNS
deuce
spigot
#deuce-pants
#deuce-spigot
#deucegrin
#drunk-deuce
#gun
#knock-knock
#sfw
#south-park
#violent-disapproval
#woodring-room-background
455 12/28/1999 should i get a cab
pants: WOULD SIR CARE TO WATCH ME BEAT OFF ON CAM OR SHOULD I GET A CAB
pants
#beating-off
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#library
#webcam
#woodring-stairs-background
#would-sir
456 12/29/1999 pie is good
net: I LIKE PIE deuce: WHAT KIND OF PIE THOUGH ?!?!? net: AIDS deuce: I BELIEVE THAT IS MORE OF A FLUFFY CAKE
deuce
net
#aids
#cake
#deuce-net
#fluffy
#pie
#woodring-field-background
457 12/30/1999 sign my guestbook
: (theme music plays) deuce: I'M A HOLE deuce: WAITING TO BE FILLED deuce: BUT WITH WHAT ?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? deuce: SIGN MY GUESTBOOK AND TELL ME pants: CAN THE CHATTER AND HELP ME DIG THIS TUNNEL WILL YA pants: IF THE HACKS CATCH US IT'S THE HOLE FOR SURE pants: HELP ME I HAVE BEEN CRAMMED AND JAMMED INTO A PRISON BREAK FLICK
deuce
pants
#caption
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#guestbook
#hole
#mouth
#rhyming
#tunnel
#woodring-field-background
458 12/30/1999 nothing but the face
pants
#bonequest-hi-fi
#face
#no-dialog
#pants-solo
#sfw
#wooding-room-background
459 12/30/1999 holy mary mother of god
pants: HAIL MARY FULL OF GRACE THE LORD IS WITH THEE BLESSED ARE THOU
deuce
pants
#deja-vu
#deuce-pants
#filler-panel
#hail-mary
#low-res
#prayer
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
460 12/31/1999 huge gay dicks
spigot: HUGE GAY DICKS!!!!!!!! REALLY POKING NOW!!!!!!!! pants: ARE YOU ASKING FOR HELP ??? IS THIS REALLY A ***RED*** ALERT deuce: COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS spigot: IT IS A PINK ALERT IN THE SHAPE OF ME GETTING ARRESTED deuce: MARCHING STRAIGHT AND PROUD pants: I WILL ROLL QUARTERS ALL NIGHT LONG BUT ON THE WAY TO BAIL YOU OUT I WILL HAVE A BIG MAC ATTACK AND THAT'S WHY YOU CAN'T COME HOME
deuce
pants
spigot
#big-mac
#cocks
#deuce-pants-spigot
#dicks
#drunk-deuce
#gay
#huffy-pants
#jail
#mcdonalds
#pink-alert
#poking
#quarters
#red-alert
#singing
#woodring-field-background

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