BONEQUEST

EPISODES: 2023

No. Date   Title / Dialog Players Tags
8,689 1/1/2023 you’ll love it at levitz
spigot: NOW I'M BEATING OFF AT BREUNER'S AND IN 10 OR SO MINS I'LL BE BEATING OFF AT MMM CARPETS
#beating-off
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
8,690 1/2/2023 golden guzzlers
deuce: MAX HARDCORE'S GOLDEN GUZZLERS spigot: AVAILABLE AT IHOP ??????
#breakfast
#deuce-spigot
#ihop
#porn
#urine
#woodring-field-background
8,691 1/3/2023 soy sauce on a loaded baked potato
deuce: OKAY I'M JUST GOING TO COME OUT AND SAY IT: deuce: SOY SAUCE ON A LOADED BAKED POTATO pants: HMM
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#fat
#food
#mustard-background
#potato
#sfw
#soy-sauce
8,692 1/4/2023 adsf
deuce: I'M A CARD-CARRYING MEMBER OF THE ALASKA DEFENSE SPACE FORCE
#acronym
#alaska
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#military
#sfw
#space-force
#white-background
8,693 1/5/2023 now hiring
spigot: PENISES LOWKEY HIT DIFFERENT WHEN THEY'RE ERECT spigot: WHAT PENISES GET RIGHT (AND WRONG) ABOUT REAR ENDS spigot: (KLINGON) WE PREFER MONGODB spigot: PUMPING MY GOONSTICK spigot: STUCK A PENIS IN MY MOUTH / AND CALLED IT MACARONI spigot: NOW HIRING DILDO POLISHERS
#2020s-lingo
#blowjob
#boner
#database
#dildo
#dildo-polishing-academy
#erection
#klingon
#mountain-background
#patriotism
#penis
#singing
#spigot-solo
#star-trek
#yankee-doodle
8,694 1/6/2023 introductions all around
pants: COCKSUCKER deuce: COCKSUCKER spigot: COCKSUCKER AND DIGITAL CONTENT CREATOR
#cocksucker
#deuce-pants-spigot
#digital-content
#drunk-deuce
#introductions
#woodring-stairs-background
#youtube
8,695 1/7/2023 99% of it
spigot: YOUR DICKLICKITUDE IS LIKE 99% OF IT pants: WHAT'S THE OTHER 1% spigot: TOILET PRIVILEGES
#dicklicking
#mountain-background
#pants-spigot
8,696 1/8/2023 tittyfucking dolly parton
pants: YEAH I'D TITTYFUCK A 76-YEAR-OLD deuce: WELL OF COURSE YOU WOULD IF IT'S DOLLY PARTON deuce: IT'S YOUR DUTY AS AN AMERICAN MALE
#america
#black-background
#bored-pants
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#dolly-parton
#drunk-deuce
#patriotism
#sex
#tits
8,697 1/9/2023 ben hurrrrrr
spigot: IS BEN HUR THE GAY ONE OR IS LAWRENCE OF ARABIA THE GAY ONE OR IS SPARTACUS THE GAY ONE OR ARE THEY ALL GAY ONES pants: LET'S SEE WHAT THE COMMUTATIVE PROPERTY OF GAY MOVIES SAYS
#ben-hur
#film
#gay
#lawrence-of-arabia
#math
#mountain-background
#movies
#pants-spigot
#spartacus
8,698 1/10/2023 deuce's butt
deuce: MY BUTT HURTS FROM A LONG WALK THE OTHER DAY!!! deuce: BECAUSE I AM A `FAT FUCKING GLAZED HAM` deuce: :NOTES: MY MAKEFILE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD :NOTES:
#deuce-solo
#emoji
#exercise
#fat
#fatness
#makefile
#red-text
#singing
#woodring-stairs-background
8,699 1/11/2023 glork blorp
spigot: :DOOR: GLORK BLORP BLOP GLOP spigot: HE'S A GOOD EARNER
#emoji
#mountain-background
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#the-sopranos
8,700 1/12/2023 vec to points
pants: WATCH ME PISS spigot: `VECTOPOINTS` pants: WATCH ME PISS spigot: WHAT'S NEXT, `VECTOPRICKS` IN THIS WOKE NEW WORLD pants: WATCH ME PISS spigot: THE IMPORTED PROVOLONE
#gay
8,701 1/13/2023 holiday songs
pants: PLEASE PUSH YOUR PENIS / IN AN OLD MAN'S HAT effigy: ONLY FROM THE TOP effigy: WAIT, IS THE OLD MAN STILL WEARING IT? pants: WHO CARES, PUSH YOUR PENIS IN THERE effigy: WAAAY AHEAD OF YOU
#coy-pants
#effigy-pants
#fashion
#fat-old-man
#gay
#penis
#singing
#white-background
8,702 1/14/2023 right now
deuce: I REALLY, REALLY WISH EVERYONE ON EARTH WOULD SIMULTANEOUSLY COMMIT SUICIDE RIGHT NOW deuce: RIGHT..... NOW deuce: RIGHT....................... NOW
#deuce-solo
#mass-suicide
#olive-background
#suicide
8,703 1/15/2023 a dick down there
effigy: ...YOU CAN STILL SHAVE YOUR BOX THOUGH, RIGHT? pants: I HAVEN'T SEEN MY BOX FOR 17 YEARS pants: THERE MIGHT BE A DICK DOWN THERE FOR ALL I KNOW
#dick
#effigy-pants
#huffy-pants
#hygiene
#refer-back-to-strip-2635
#shave
#shaving
#stalldoor-background
8,704 1/16/2023 bonequest novelization
pants: T DEUCE CAN I USE CHAT GPT TO WRITE A BONEQUEST NOVEL (OBVIOUSLY VOLUME 1 OF MANY!!!!!!!!) deuce: NO deuce: YOU MUST TYPE ALL THE STUPID WORDS YOURSELF pants: AND THEN SUDDENLY SUPERMAN BURST INTO THE ROOM WHICH IS WEIRD BECAUSE deuce: YOU HAVE REACHED YOUR 64K SEGMENTATION LIMIT.
#ai
#chat-gpt
#huffy-pants
#sfw
#somber-deuce
#superman
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-stairs-background
#writing
8,705 1/17/2023 coming soon
pants: LOL BONEQUEST.SUBSTACK.COM AM SERIOUS WRITER PERSON NOW spigot: STREAM IT ON PEACOCK
#lol
#mountain-background
#pants-spigot
#peacock
#sfw
#streaming
#substack
#url
#writing
8,706 1/18/2023 so dry
deuce: MY VAGINA IS DRY deuce: WAIT I DON'T HAVE A VAGINA
#drunk-deuce
#somber-deuce
#trans
#vagina
#vagisil
#woodring-stairs-background
8,707 1/19/2023 robber
spigot: YOUR MONEY OR YOUR LIFE spigot: OR YOUR FUDGE pants: I'M THINKING I'M THINKING
#adam-ant
#crime
#fat
#fatness
#fudge
#gay-fatness
#mountain-background
#robbery
#sfw
#true-crime
8,708 1/20/2023 automated out of a job
spigot: I'VE DEDICATED MY LIFE TO LICKING DICK AND NOW ROBOTS ARE DOING IT
#automation
#dicklicking
#existential
#gay
#regret
#robot
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
8,709 1/21/2023 piss christ
pants: DO YOU KNOW ABOUT PISS CHRIST pants: DO YOU BELIEVE
#belief
#christ
#christ-is-lord
#christ-jesus
#coy-pants
#gay
#jesus
#piss
#religion
#serrano
#yellow-background
8,710 1/22/2023 toilet hug
pants: I NEED TO POOP BUT I ALSO WANT A HUG: HELP ME COMBINE THESE WANTS, THESE NEEDS, INTO A SINGLE ACT deuce: I WOULD RATHER NOT HUG YOU ON THE TOILET
#a-love-story
#bored-pants
#coy-pants
#drunk-deuce
#gay
#huffy-pants
#hugs
#mountain-background
#poo
#sfw
#toilet
#toilet-antics
#wholesome
8,711 1/23/2023 here we are
pants: HUGLAUHLGUAHLG deuce: GHLUAHGULAUHGLAG spigot: HERE WE ARE BUILDING COMMUNITIES
#sfw
#white-background
8,712 1/24/2023 heroin sailor
pants: IDEA: POPEYE BUT HIS SPINACH IS HEROIN AND HE JUST FALLS ASLEEP deuce: RUDE
#coy-pants
#heroin
#minecraft-background
#popeye
#sfw
#somber-deuce
8,713 1/25/2023 bonequest rogue-like
deuce: BLEW A TROLL. BLEW A TROLL. BLEW A TROLL. YOU MADE YOUR SAVING THROW! BLEW A TROLL.
#deuce-solo
#troll-blowing
#woodring-field-background
8,714 1/26/2023 dried, flattened
deuce: YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE CAN GO FUCK ITSELF? MANGOES pants: I DUNNO, A DRIED FLATTENED MANGO IS PRETTY GOOD deuce: SHUT THE FUCK UP
#deuce-pants
#food
#mango-background
8,715 1/27/2023 in a b-boy stance
pants: CHOKE IT ON spigot: DOWN pants: ALL AROUND spigot: TOWN pants: IN THE STEREO spigot: SOUND pants: IS HOW IT'S GONNA GO spigot: DOWN pants: I LIKE LICKIN DICK AND I LIKE LICKIN spigot: PRICK pants: WE CHOKE EM DOWN QUICK OR WE ALL GET spigot: SICK
#beastie-boys
#woodring-room-background

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