BONEQUEST

EPISODES: 2021

No. Date   Title / Dialog Players Tags
7,958 1/1/2021 groat cakes
spigot: THANKS FOR RUINING DESSERT WITH PECANS AND CRANBERRIES spigot: KNOW WHAT THIS MINT CHOCOLATE FUDGE NEEDS? HARD POMEGRANATE SEEDS pants: EAT YOUR GROATCAKES
pants
spigot
#food
#groatcakes
#holiday
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#star-trek
#woodring-stairs-background
7,959 1/2/2021 my wang is not a carpet
deuce: CAN WE JUST AGREE THAT MY WANG IS NOT A CARPET deuce: DON'T WIPE YOUR DIRTY FEET ON IT deuce: THANKS pants: I'VE GOT TO WIPE THEM SOMEWHERE deuce: I'M SAYING USE AN ACTUAL CARPET, NOT MY WANG (WHICH IS, AGAIN, NOT, I REPEAT NOT, A CARPET) deuce: IT'S NOT A RUG EITHER TO BE CLEAR pants: STILL THOUGH pants: WHY CAN'T WE JUST AGREE THAT IT IS WIPEABLE deuce: I'M NOT ARGUING THAT IT'S NOT WIPEABLE deuce: I'M SAYING IT'S NOT INTENDED FOR THAT PURPOSE deuce: AND REQUESTING EMPHATICALLY THAT YOU STOP USING IT FOR THAT PURPOSE deuce: PLEASE RATE, REVIEW AND SUBSCRIBE! TO _MY WANG IS NOT A CARPET, NOR IS IT A RUG FOR THAT MATTER_
deuce
pants
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#greg-egan
#overlong
#somber-deuce
#wang
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-room-background
#youtube
7,960 1/3/2021 the englishman who went up a hill
spigot: THE ENGLISHMAN WHO WENT UP A HILL AND PUT A COCK IN HIS MOUTH AND I GUESS PLANS TO STAY UP THERE INDEFINITELY WITHOUT SO MUCH AS A TEXT
spigot
#cocks
#film
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
7,961 1/4/2021 just sayin'
pants: ROSES ARE RED / MY LOVE pants: AND BONERS / ARE BLUE pants: YOU'RE SQUEEZING TOO TIGHT IS WHAT I'M SAYIN' HERE pants: JUST SAYIN'
pants
#ambulance-lights-background
#blue-background
#boner
#bored-pants
#multiple-backgrounds
#pants-solo
#red-background
#singing
#weird-pants-face
7,962 1/5/2021 true love
deuce: IF YOU LOVE SOMETHING, HOLLOW IT OUT AND FUCK IT
deuce
#deuce-solo
#love
#single-panel
#woodring-stairs-background
7,963 1/6/2021 platonic
spigot: GODDAMMIT WHO KEEPS FLUSHING MY POOS DOWN THE TOILET deuce: MY POOS ARE PLATONIC deuce: (IN THAT THEY ARE ALL SHAPED LIKE THE PLATONIC SOLIDS)
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#geometry
#math
#poo
#red-background
#toilet
#word-play
7,964 1/7/2021 yawning incident
deuce: T EFFIGY MY CAT YAWNED, HOW COPY effigy: COPY THAT, CAT YAWNED, DON'T KNOW WHY deuce: COPY YOUR LAST, WILL ADVISE ON FUTURE CAT YAWNING UPDATES
deuce
effigy
#cat
#deuce-effigy
#drunk-deuce
#ham-radio
#kitty
#mousehole
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
#yawn
7,965 1/8/2021 queer chant
spigot: WE'RE HERE spigot: WE'RE QUEER spigot: FLAME BROILED WHOPPERS
spigot
#burger-king
#queer
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
7,966 1/9/2021 voicemail
atandt: IF YOUR PHONE STILLWORKS YOU'RE NOT FIRED spigot: CAN SOMEONECHECK MY VOICEMAIL
atandt
spigot
#atandt-spigot
#employment
#fired
#mousehole
#sfw
#singing
#single-panel
#voicemail
#woodring-room-background
7,967 1/10/2021 and say it
deuce: LOOK I'M JUST GOING TO COME RIGHT OUT AND SAY IT deuce: DICKS ARE GROSS deuce: HLUGAULHGAULHGAULAHGAULHGLHUGALUHGAUHULGALUHGAUHLHGAUL
deuce
#deuce-pants
#dicks
#not-gay
#woodring-room-background
7,968 1/11/2021 normally
pants: CAN'T YOU BEAT OFF NORMALLY deuce: NO, I HAVE TO CRY REALLY LOUDLY
deuce
pants
#beating-off
#crying
#deuce-pants
#math
#single-panel
#trigonometry
#yellow-background
7,969 1/12/2021 fat pants
pants: DO THESE FATPANTS MAKE ME LOOK FAT (BRIEF FASHION SHOW ENSUES)
pants
#atandt-pants
#fashion
#fatness
#mountain-background
#sfw
#single-panel
7,970 1/13/2021 autojob mark ii
spigot: DOES BOSTON DYNAMICS MAKE LITERALLY NOTHING THAT SUCKS AND FUCKS deuce: THE BOSTON DYNAMICS AUTOJOB MARK II deuce: DON'T ASK WHAT HAPPENED THE OUR MARK I
deuce
spigot
#boston-dynamics
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#mousehole
#robotics
#typo
#woodring-room-background
7,971 1/14/2021 yesterday
deuce: IS SPIGOT DEAD pants: WHO deuce: HAS HE BEEN ERASED FROM THIS TIMELINE AND I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO REMEMBERS HIM ????? deuce: LIKE THE BEATLES IN THAT FANTASTIC MOVIE _HEAT_ pants: THE LOOK ON ROBERT DENIRO’S FACE WHEN AL PACINO SANG “YELLOW SUBMARINE” WAS PRICELESS!!!!! pants: BECAUSE IT IS NOT A VERY GOOD SONG
deuce
pants
#beatles
#deniro
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#feet-above-floor
#heat
#movies
#pacino
#sfw
#somber-deuce
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-room-background
7,972 1/15/2021 hojo
deuce: AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS HOWARD JONES AND HOWARD JOHNSON'S MIXED UP YES I AM OKAY THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION
deuce
#deuce-solo
#feet-above-floor
#hi-fi
#howard-johnsons
#howard-jones
#sfw
#single-panel
#things-can-only-get-better
#woodring-den-background
7,973 1/16/2021 tigre and bunny
pants: FARTS, FAT deuce: WE LIKE THE FARTS /THE FARTS THAT GO BOOM
deuce
pants
#brown-background
#deuce-pants
#farts
#fat
#sfw
#single-panel
#spongmonkeys
#tigre-and-bunny
7,974 1/17/2021 "it"
deuce: FOLKS I PUT THE "IT" IN "SHIT"
deuce
#deuce-solo
#folks
#it
#orange-background
#segway
#shit
#single-panel
7,975 1/18/2021 spark- line
deuce: I'M A SPARKLINE: FUCK MY BROWN ASS
deuce
#anal
#data-visualization
#deuce-solo
#edward-tufte
#mousehole
#single-panel
#sparkline
#woodring-room-background
7,976 1/19/2021 trying again
spigot: LS -AL spigot: TRYING AGAIN spigot: LS -LA
spigot
#green-background
#jurassic-park
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#unix
7,977 1/20/2021 a letter from our co-founders
pants: DOMESTIC TERRORISM AT THE US CAPITOL THREATENED DEMOCRACY deuce: AND WE DENOUNCE IT deuce: IN THESE TRYING TIMES WE'D LIKE TO TAKE A STAND ON ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT YET DIVISIVE ISSUES OF OUR TIME pants: BURGER KING’S DELICIOUS ALL BEEF FLAME BROILED WHOPPER deuce: THE $3 SNACK BOX INCLUDES 10 PC NUGGETS, 1 MED FRIES, 1 CHEESEBURGER, 1 SMALL SOFT DRINK deuce: EVERY DAY, MORE THAN 11 MILLION GUESTS VISIT BURGER KING® RESTAURANTS AROUND THE WORLD pants: BONEQUEST WOULD LIKE TO SALUTE OUR HEROES, OR WHOEVER STUCK AN ONION RING IN THE FRIES BECAUSE FUCK YEAH THAT’S THE BEST deuce: BURGER KING pants: HOME OF THE WHOPPER®
deuce
pants
#blue-background
#brand-colors
#burger-king
#coy-pants
#current-events
#deuce-pants-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#fat
#fatness
#food
#huffy-pants
#multiple-backgrounds
#politics
#red-background
#sfw
#somber-deuce
#yellow-background
7,978 1/21/2021 zip ties
pants: DO YOU STILL FEEL LIKE STORMING THE CAPITOL LATER deuce: SURE pants: YOU BRING ZIP TIES AND I'LL BRING A VEGETABLE PLATE pants: WAIT NO I FEEL LIKE BRINGING A CASSEROLE
deuce
pants
#blue-background
#current-events
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#food
#politics
#sfw
#somber-deuce
7,979 1/22/2021 1984
pants: SUCKED A DICK pants: ORWELLIAN STUFF
pants
#cocksucking
#orwell
#pants-solo
#starbucks-background
#weird-pants-face
7,980 1/23/2021 the whole class
pants: YES AS A MATTER OF FACT I DID BRING ENOUGH DICK FOR THE WHOLE CLASS
pants
#deuce-pants
#dick
#drunk-deuce
#riddle
#school
#single-panel
#woodring-field-background
7,981 1/24/2021 rakes
spigot: SAD TO SEE YOU DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR MY SCIENCE OF THREE'S COMPANY CLASS deuce: 10 HOURS OF SIDESHOW BOB STEPPING ON RAKES
deuce
spigot
#apricot-background
#deuce-spigot
#sfw
#simpsons
#single-panel
#television
7,982 1/25/2021 the dlf is gonna rock ya
pants: THE DICKLICKER FACTORY CALLED!!!!!!!!!! pants: THEY HAVE CONCERNS ABOUT WORKING CONDITIONS AND WOULD BENEFIT FROM MORE SAFETY TRAINING
pants
#blue-background
#bored-pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#factory
#filler-panel
#justified-ancients-of-mumu
#klf
#osha
#red-background
#somber-deuce
#the-jams
7,983 1/26/2021 resistor colors
pants: BLACK BROWN RED ORANGE YELLOW GREEN BLUE VIOLET GREY WHITE pants: :POINT_UP: ALL THE GENDERS deuce: WHY DID YOU IGNORE MAUVE YOU BIGOT pants: BECAUSE IT’S NOT A VALID RESISTOR COLOR
deuce
pants
#afraid-deuce
#deuce-pants
#electronics
#filler-panel
#gender
#multiple-backgrounds
#piss
#sfw
#somber-deuce
7,984 1/27/2021 why i lick
spigot: WANNA KNOW WHY I LICKED THOSE DICKS spigot: IT WAS OUTTA RESPECT
spigot
#dicklicking
#filler-panel
#goodfellas
#gunmetal-background
#spigot-solo
7,985 1/28/2021 poor pants
pants: I WANT TO BE LOVED BWAHHHH
pants
#love
#pants-solo
#red-background
#sfw
#single-panel
7,986 1/29/2021 full report
pants: MAKE SURE YOU COUNT HOW MANY COWS YOU SEE, I WANT A FULL REPORT deuce: ALL OUT OF COWS
deuce
pants
#cows
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#sfw
#single-panel
#woodring-field-background
7,987 1/30/2021 hard copy
pants: WHAT THE HELL IS A HARDCOPY PRINTOUT WHAT KIND OF SCI-FI IS THIS deuce: ADOBE ACROBAT
deuce
pants
#acrobat
#adobe
#deuce-pants
#feet-above-floor
#printer
#science-fiction
#sfw
#single-panel
#woodring-den-background
7,988 1/31/2021 smileys
deuce: :-O pants: I WANT TO RIP YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND PISS ON YOUR TITS deuce: :-|
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#olive-background
#piss
#smilies
#tits
7,989 2/1/2021 same-sex eye
dick: I SPY WITH MY SAME SEX EYE SOME SAME SEX SEX WITH A SAME SEX GUY
dick
#dick-solo
#gay
#single-panel
#urinal-background
7,990 2/2/2021 crispr
deuce: I'M GOING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE INNOVATION OF CRISPR TO MAKE MY BONER WORK (WHAT) (DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD) (/QUIT) (OH GOD OH GOD HOW DO I STOP THIS THING) (FUCK FUCK I CAN'T FIND THE OFF SWITCH) (COMPUTER, STOP) (COMPUTER, END) (COMPUTER, FUCK YOU) (FUCK FUCK FUCK) (CHRIST ON A CRUTCH I WAS DOING GREAT RIGHT UP TO THIS POINT AND NOW EVERYONE WILL KNOW) (FOR FUCK'S SAKE CAN'T I INVENT A TIME MACHINE OR SOMETHING TO TAKE THIS ALL BACK) (JESUS, JESUS, IF YOU'RE UP THERE, PLEASE READ THIS: REMOVE THIS BONEQUEST STRIP) (GOD NO) (WHAT WILL I DO NOW) (ONLY ONE THING TO DO) (SLIT WRISTS) (DEAD)
deuce
#alt-text
#boner
#crispr
#deuce-solo
#mousehole
#prayer
#science
#single-panel
#suicide
#west-wing
#woodring-room-background
7,991 2/3/2021 cup with straw
pants: :CUP_WITH_STRAW: SIPPING THE PISS deuce: YOU'RE MORE OF APISS SIPPER(AS OPPOSED TOA PISS GULPER)
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#emoji
#piss
#single-panel
#urolagnia
#urophagia
#yellow-background
7,992 2/4/2021 in 4k
deuce: DO I REALLY NEED TO SEE THIS PORN STARLET'S ACNE IN 4K? ANSWER: NO
deuce
#acne
#deuce-solo
#high-res
#mousehole
#porn
#single-panel
#woodring-room-background
7,993 2/5/2021 lame
deuce: LAME spigot: L pants: HOMPTH HURMPTH deuce: WHAT ARE YOU EATING pants: SPLBTH MOTHING deuce: LORD GOD spigot: L G deuce: ANSWER ME GODDAMIT pants: LITTLE GOLDEN BOOKS spigot: L G B deuce: YOU'RE AN IDIOT pants: NOT A REAL WORD deuce: PUNCH POUND SHUT UP pants: PUNCH POUND I'M HITTING MYSELF pants: OW OW MY SHIRT AND PANTS deuce: LOOKIN' GOOD BITCH TITS spigot: L G B T deuce: I WILL CUT YOUR GODDAMN HEAD OFF pants: LET'S GARGLE BONERS TOGETHER QUIETLY spigot: * * * L G B T Q * * * spigot: * * * * * * * * * * * * H A P P Y :HATCHING_CHICK: E A S T E R * * * * * * * * * * * *
deuce
pants
spigot
#acronym
#boner
#deuce-pants-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#easter
#emoji
#feet-above-floor
#fight-club
#filler-panel
#lgbtqia
#little-golden-books
#mountain-background
#okay-pants-face
#physical-comedy
7,994 2/6/2021 the sprite in you
spigot: NEED SOMEONE TO CONFIGURE MY TCP/IP TO THE PPP TO MY ISP TO THE LAN TO THE WAN TO THE LDAP TO THE INTERNET SO I CAN DO BUILDS deuce: T SPIGOT I LIKE THE SPRITE IN YOU
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#isp
#lan
#ldap
#ppp
#single-panel
#sprite
#tcp-ip
#wan
#wang
#woodring-stairs-background
7,995 2/7/2021 very wrong
pants: SOMETHING IS VERY WRONG WITH MY BEATOFF TECHNIQUE deuce: IT'S PEDESTRIANAT BEST pants: SHEETROCK DAMAGE pants: STUCK IN CRAWLSPACE deuce: AMATEURISH pants: AND NOW I HAVE SOME EXCITING NEWS: pants: [SUCKS ALL THE DICKS]
deuce
pants
#beating-off
#deuce-pants
#minecraft-background
#weird-pants-face
7,996 2/8/2021 wanna
spigot: WANNA FEEL OLD:1998 WAS 3 YEARS AGO
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#hi-fi
#math
#sfw
#single-panel
#somber-deuce
#woodring-room-background
7,997 2/9/2021 friends with bonerfits
spigot: REID FLEMING IS BACK IN MY LIFE AND I FUCKING HATE IT deuce: WHO'S THAT spigot: JUST SOME IDIOT spigot: OH GOD I JUST WANT TO DIE
deuce
spigot
#comics
#david-boswell
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#mountain-background
#reid-fleming
#sad-spigot
#sixty-nine
#worlds-toughest-milkman
7,998 2/10/2021 packet loss
deuce: LET'S HEAR IT FOR PACKET LOSS spigot: LIKE WHEN I STEP ON A KETCHUP THING AND IT SQUIRTS ON A LADY spigot: I NEVER WANT THE PANDEMIC TO BE OVER, I WANT TO STAY AT HOME FOREVER AND I WANT MORE PEOPLE TO DIE AND BE DEAD spigot: IT'S ABSOLUTELY RIGHT AND FAIR THAT I CAN'T SEE ANYONE'S STUPID FACE ANYMORE AND NOBODY CAN SEE MINE spigot: WE SHOULD OPEN SCHOOLS THOUGH, LET'S GET THOSE KIDS BACK INTO CROWDED HOSPITAL PARKING LOTS spigot: AND CHURCHES CAN STAY OPEN RE: HEAVEN deuce: ALSO SERIOUSLY TIRED OF SMELLING CAT PISS spigot: DID YOU CHECK THE CAT deuce: WHAT CAT
deuce
spigot
#black-background
#cat
#covid-19
#current-events
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#ketchup
#pandemic
#piss
#religion
#tcp-ip
7,999 2/11/2021 i thought i
deuce: I THOUGHT I FUCKED A GIRL IN THE BUTTHOLE ONCE BUT IT TURNED OUT IT WAS JUST HER MOUTH pants: WAS IT EVEN A GIRLOR JUST SOME KIND OFPLANT/FLOWER
deuce
pants
#anal
#deuce-pants
#lavender-background
#plants
#single-panel
#women
8,000 2/12/2021 bonequest 8000
pants: WE SHALL NEVER SURRENDER deuce: I WOULD SUCK CHURCHILL OFF IF HE WERE A REAL PERSON deuce: WHO SAID THAT NOT ME THAT'S WHO
deuce
pants
#churchill
#deuce-pants
#gunmetal-background
#history
#not-me-thats-who
8,001 2/13/2021 vlc media player
spigot: BETTER JUST DRAG THIS PORN .MP4 ACROSS THE FULL WIDTH OF MY DESKTOP OVER WORK CHAT TO THE MEDIA PLA OOPS DROPPED IT
spigot
#mountain-background
#porn
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#vlc
#work-from-home
8,002 2/14/2021 in my hand
pants: CHRIST CRAPS IN MY HAND effigy: IS IN HIS OWN VISAGE? pants: AND MY HAND
effigy
pants
#effigy-pants
#jesus
#red-background
#religion
#shit
#visage
8,003 2/15/2021 w or q
deuce: ARE YOU W OR Q pants: Q deuce: I SEE pants: FFF deuce: DO YOU WANT TO Q MY A pants: WHAT ABOUTYOUR E deuce: IT'S X
deuce
pants
#drunk-deuce
#feet-above-floor
#quality-assurance
#sfw
#sundae
#sunday
#woodring-den-background
8,004 2/16/2021 what's the most
pants: WHAT'S THE MOST YOU'VE EVER LOST IN A COIN TOSS deuce: I DON'T KNOW I COULDN'T SAY pants: WATCH ME BEAT OFF
deuce
pants
#beating-off
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#exhibitionism
#gambling
#huffy-pants
#no-country-for-old-men
#somber-deuce
#woodring-stairs-background
8,005 2/17/2021 they should make
spigot: THEY SHOULD MAKE PORN FOR GUYS
spigot
#carmine-background
#high-res
#porn
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
8,006 2/18/2021 chest pains
deuce: IF YOU THINK YOU'RE HAVING A HEART ATTACK SHOULD YOU FLAP YOUR ARMS REALLY VIGOROUSLY AND MAKE BIRD SOUNDS deuce: ASKING FOR A FRIEND pants: ARE YOU CHEST PAINS
deuce
pants
#cardiology
#deuce-pants
#eggshell-background
#health
#sfw
#somber-deuce
8,007 2/19/2021 krisztina bella
spigot: ALICIA POZ spigot: ISABELLA HIV deuce: CHRISTINA EBOLA spigot: KRISZTINA deuce: WAIT THERE ALREADY IS ONE OF THOSE (CHRISTINA BELLA) spigot: UM EXCUSE ME BUT KRISTINA BELLA IS ONE OF THE ALL-TIME GREATS deuce: THEN WHY DOES SHE HAVE EBOLA spigot: I'VE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YOU spigot: AND I HOPE YOU CAN HEAR ME spigot: FUCK YOUR STUPID FACE
deuce
spigot
#christina-bella
#deuce-spigot
#disease
#drunk-deuce
#feet-above-floor
#porn
#woodring-room-background
8,008 2/20/2021 transfer the contents to another bucket
pants: THE POO BUCKET IS FULL deuce: WHATEVER YOU DO,DON'T EMPTY IT deuce: (BECAUSE THEN IT WILL NO LONGER BE FULL) pants: IF I TRANSFER THE CONTENTS TO ANOTHER BUCKET WILL YOU PLEASE WATCH ME BEAT OFF ON CAM
deuce
pants
#beating-off
#brown-background
#bucket
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#exhibitionism
#poo
#sad-deuce
#sienna-background
#voyeurism
#webcam
8,009 2/21/2021 33 1/3
bung: LETS ALL PUT 45 RMP RECORDSON OUR DICKS AND SHOOTSOME ALBUM COVERS!!!! spigot: I CAN'TGET IT UP spigot: PLUS I'M OPERATINGAT 33 RPM bung: 33 1/3 spigot: YES BUT ISPELLED RPMRIGHT
bung
spigot
#bung-spigot
#dicks
#erectile-dysfunction
#mountain-background
#music
#spelling
#vinyl
8,010 2/22/2021 they're called
spigot: THEY'RE CALLED TRAPS BECAUSE IF YOU LOAD UP ON DICK YOU DON'T HAVE ROOM FOR DINNER
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#dicks
#feet-above-floor
#low-res
#single-panel
#traps
#woodring-room-background
8,011 2/23/2021 big man big words
spigot: PUSHING A PENCIL THROUGH FOLDED PAPER TO DEMONSTRATE HOW I WAS FUCKED IN THE ASS BACKWARDS AND FORWARDS IN TIME BY WAY OF A TEMPORAL POKING MOVEMENT deuce: YOU RUINED MY CENTERFOLD PINUP pants: BIG MAN WITH HIS BIG WORDS
deuce
pants
spigot
#anal
#centerfold
#deuce-pants-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#feet-above-floor
#science
#spacetime
#time-travel
#topology
#woodring-stairs-background
#wormholes
8,012 2/24/2021 what are you doing
spigot: WHERES MY `GODDAMN` BQ STRIP spigot: WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEPBROTHER spigot: OH YOU'RE AVA DEVINE
spigot
#ava-devine
#incest
#meta
#porn
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
8,013 2/25/2021 class path
deuce: EXPORT CLASSPATH=BIG:FAT:PRICKS deuce: BOFH !!!!!!! deuce: OH GOD YOU ARE REALLY POKING AND PRODDING ME deuce: MY TENDERLOINS
deuce
#afraid-deuce
#bofh
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#filler-panel
#mountain-background
#poking
#prodding
#unix
8,014 2/26/2021 dreidel dreidel dreidel
spigot: DREIDEL DREIDEL DREIDEL / IT'S POKING IN MY FACE spigot: OH DREIDEL DREIDEL DREIDEL spigot: I'M JUST A BIG DISGRACE
spigot
#dice
#die
#dreidel
#feet-above-floor
#poking
#rpg
#singing
#spigot-solo
#woodring-den-background
8,015 2/27/2021 pod cast
deuce: I HAVE A DICK pants: OH YOU DO NOT pants: STOP DICKTENDING deuce: DICKDREAMING pants: DAYDICKING deuce: DICKLYING pants: THE BUSINESS OF DICK deuce: DICKAGGERATING pants: T DEUCE I HAVE A 20-MINUTE ANNOUNCEMENT THAT I’D LIKE TO PLAY AT THE START OF OUR NEXT PODCAST EPISODE (IT COVERS WHY WE HAVEN’T BEEN PODCASTING LATELY)
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dicks
#drunk-deuce
#podcast
#somber-deuce
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-field-background
8,016 2/28/2021 latkes
spigot: OKAY SO HBO MAX DOCUMENTARIES ARE JUST CLIP ART CONTENT FARMS, GOT IT deuce: FLYOVER FOOTAGE OF FLYOVER STATES spigot: DO YOU DARE ME TO BUST A MOVE ON CBS ALL-ACCESS TELEVISION WEARING NOTHING BUT A TWIX deuce: :NOTES: PUTTING LATKES IN MY MOUTH :NOTES: DOO DAH / DOO DAH spigot: NETFLIX PRESENTS THE SHUTTERSTOCK MURDER deuce: HALLMARK PRESENTS THE YOU MURDER
deuce
spigot
#camptown-races
#cbs-all-access
#clip-art
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#food
#hallmark
#hbo
#latkes
#minecraft-background
#netflix
#potato-pancakes
#sfw
#singing
#stock-photography
#streaming-services
#television
#twix
8,017 3/1/2021 one loaf
spigot: ONE LOAF OF GARLIC BREAD WHILE I WAIT IN LINE, ONE LOAF OF GARLIC BREAD AS I WALK BACK TO THE CAR, ONE OR TWO LOAVES OF GARLIC BREAD ON THE DRIVE HOME — AND THEN AT NIGHT, IN BED, A SENSIBLE SELECTION OF GARLIC BREADS
spigot
#bread
#brown-background
#fatness
#food
#garlic
#sfw
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
8,018 3/2/2021 check it out
pants: CHECK IT OUT MY BONER IS BECOMING SELF-AWARE (MAKING YOU LOOK) deuce: IT LOOKS LIKE A CURLY LITTLE PIG TAIL pants: YANK IT
deuce
pants
#afraid-deuce
#boner
#deuce-pants
#dongs
#pig
#sentience
#woodring-stairs-background
#yank
8,019 3/3/2021 somewhat serious suggestion
spigot: SOMEWHAT SERIOUS SUGGESTION THAT WE GET INTO THE CRYPTO-ART RACKET pants: HLAHGULAHLGHAG pants: SORRY pants: YOU WERE SAYING
pants
spigot
#crypto-art
#jizz
#nft
#pants-spigot
#woodring-field-background
8,020 3/4/2021 the master branch
pants: I WILL NEVER STOP USING THE MASTER BRANCH
pants
#git
#mousehole
#pants-solo
#programming
#sfw
#single-panel
#woodring-room-background
8,021 3/5/2021 nothing worse
deuce: NOTHING WORSE THAN BEING SHOT AT 9:32 AM spigot: BEFORE YOUR COFFEE
deuce
spigot
#coffee
#deuce-spigot
#sfw
#single-panel
#swamp-background
8,022 3/6/2021 arby's
effigy: I THINK I FIGURED OUT WHY ARBY'S IS SUCH GOOD HANGOVER FOOD (RE: ME EATING THERE EVERY NIGHT) - IT IS SO SALTY THAT YOU GET ALL YOUR ELECTROLYTES BACK LIKE YOU DRANK 10 GATORADES (GO FIGURE) effigy: GO ARBY'S effigy: WHY ON EARTH AM I UP? pants: SAME, SAME effigy: WELP, HEADING TO ARBY'S pants: YOUR BEST BUYS / :SPARKLES: :SPARKLES: :SPARKLES: / ARE ALWAYS / AT :ARBYS:
effigy
pants
#arbys
#effigy-pants
#emoji
#frys-electronics
#hangover
#jingle
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
8,023 3/7/2021 all-hands
deuce: FOLKS ON THIS COMPANY ALL-HANDS MEETING I'D LIKE TO DECLARE MY LOVE FOR DICK pants: AND PRICK????? deuce: DON'T BE RIDICULOUS pants: I WENT TOO FAR AGAIN
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dick
#filler-panel
#folks
#green-background
#meetings
#mold-background
#olive-background
#pricks
#somber-deuce
8,024 3/8/2021 please like and subscribe
deuce: PLEASE RATE OUR APP pants: THIS IS ALL VERY EXCITING BUT I’M A FAG
deuce
pants
#apps
#deuce-pants
#mountain-background
#single-panel
#youtube
8,025 3/9/2021 pimp
spigot: A :POTATO: IN MY :PANTS:
spigot
#emoji
#hi-fi
#high-res
#potato
#sfw
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
8,026 3/10/2021 user friendly
spigot: IS THERE ANYTHING ANYTHING ANYTHING ANYTHING ANYTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT USER FRIENDLY STILL BEING ALIVE spigot: I MEAN BESIDES 9/11 AND THE DOT COM CRASH AND 8 YEARS OF BUSH AND THE HOUSING BUBBLE AND THE BANK BAILOUTS AND ISIS AND TRUMP AND COVID-19
spigot
#covid-19
#current-events
#feet-above-floor
#history
#isis
#politics
#repetition
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#trump
#user-friendly
#webcomics
#woodring-den-background
8,027 3/11/2021 a man on the moon
dick: IF THEY CAN PUT A MAN ON THE MOON YOU CAN SURE AS HECK QUIT RAPING ME deuce: DAS BOOT
deuce
dick
#deuce-dick
#film
#german
#moon
#mountain-background
#rape
#single-panel
#who-wants-to-be-a-millionaire
8,028 3/12/2021 my lovin'
deuce: T PANTS I HATE TO BE THE ONE TO DELIVER THE NEWS IN THESE TROUBLED TIMES deuce: BUT BEFORE WE GO ON I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING I MUST TELL YOU: deuce: YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GET IT pants: YOUR LOVING????? deuce: NEVER EVER GONNA GET IT pants: I MEAN SURELY AT SOME POINT IN TIME I WILL HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY TO GET IT pants: THERE’S GOT TO BE AN UPPER BOUND OR A TIME OUT AT WHICH POINT IT SHOULD BE AVAILABLE deuce: MMMM BOP (NOPE)
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#en-vogue
#feet-above-floor
#hanson
#huffy-pants
#mmm-bop
#sfw
#singing
#somber-deuce
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-stairs-background
8,029 3/13/2021 an xxx parody
deuce: THIS AIN'T MINECRAFT!!!!!!!!!! deuce: AN XXX PARODY
deuce
#deuce-solo
#minecraft
#minecraft-background
#porn
8,030 3/14/2021 cheetah girl
pants: I'M A CHEETAH GIRL deuce: GET CRACKIN' CHEETAHGIRL, THERE'SYARDWORK TO DO
deuce
pants
#cc3333
#cheetos
#chester-cheetah
#deuce-pants
#furries
#fursona
#persian-red-background
#sfw
#single-panel
#work
8,031 3/15/2021 mustard
deuce: SAY IT WITH ME: deuce: MUSTARD IS THE BEST TARD
deuce
#deuce-solo
#ketchup
#mustard
#orange-background
#sfw
#unix
8,032 3/16/2021 nobody knows
spigot: IF YOU LICK A DICKIN THE WOODS spigot: AND NOBODYIS AROUND TO HEAR IT spigot: WHERE DID IT COME FROM
spigot
#dicklicking
#koan
#multiple-backgrounds
#spigot-solo
#wipeout
8,033 3/17/2021 timecards
spigot: CYBERCALIFRAGILISTIC- EXPIALIDOCIOUS !!!!!! TIMECARDS dick: CLONE WARS
dick
spigot
#dick-spigot
#faggot
#john-lecarre
#mary-poppins
#singing
#single-panel
#star-wars
#woodring-field-background
#work
8,034 3/18/2021 the ffffff
spigot: THE ***FAT GUY***AND THE ***OTHER ONE***(AT THE MOVIES) deuce: THE TALENTLESS FUCK AND THE OTHER, LESS WELL-KNOWN, TALENTLESS FUCK
deuce
spigot
#at-the-movies
#deuce-spigot
#entertainment
#feet-above-floor
#film
#single-panel
#siskel-ebert
#woodring-den-background
8,035 3/19/2021 1 2 3
spigot: ON THE COUNT OF THREE EVERYBODY LICK MY DICK spigot: ONE spigot: HANG ON I CAN'T GET IT UP spigot: FUCK THIS
spigot
#counting
#dicklicking
#erectile-dysfunction
#feet-above-floor
#filler-panel
#impotence
#mountain-background
#spigot-solo
8,036 3/20/2021 go tarnation yourself
deuce: BECAUSE PRICKS pants: DID YOU MEAN _FELLMONGER_
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#did-you-mean
#pricks
#single-panel
#swamp-background
#town-of-salem
8,037 3/21/2021 van gogh
spigot: THE IMMERSIVE VAN GOGH EXHIBIT AT SF MOMA JUST CUTS YOUR PENIS OFF spigot: * * * AND * * *THEY DO THE WRONG PENIS
spigot
#art
#hi-fi
#moma
#multiple-backgrounds
#penis
#san-francisco
#spigot-solo
#togos
#van-gogh
8,038 3/22/2021 kanban board
deuce: LET'S CHECK MY KANBAN BOARD FOR GOATS, PEANUTS
deuce
#agile
#blue-background
#deuce-solo
#sfw
#single-panel
8,039 3/23/2021 enchiladas como las hacemos aca en michoacan
pants: I NEED A SECOND MONITOR SO I CAN JUST HAVE THIS LADY WITH ME AT ALL TIMES spigot: PANTS JUST ADMITTED HE DOESN'T HAVE A SECOND MONITOR deuce: SHOULD WEBAN HIM THEN
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#enchiladas
#food
#mountain-background
#sfw
#youtube
8,040 3/24/2021 but then when
pants: RIP OFF MY HEAD, SHIT DOWN MY NECK BUT THEN WHEN YOU ARE DONE PLEASE REPLACE MY HEAD deuce: ME AND MY HEAD OR ME AND MY BODY
deuce
pants
#decapitation
#deuce-pants
#filler-panel
#grammar
#shit
#toilet
#woodring-field-background
8,041 3/25/2021 i can handle things
pants: WOULD SIR CARE TO WATCH ME BEAT OFF ON WEB CAM deuce: N pants: I WILL NEVER STOP ASKING deuce: I KNOW deuce: YOU ARE INCAPABLE OF MODIFYING YOUR BEHAVIOR BUT AT LEAST YOU'RE CUTE deuce: OKAY YOU'RE NOT REALLY THAT CUTE pants: NO NO I’M CUTE pants: I CAN HANDLE THINGS pants: I’M SMART pants: NOT LIKE EVERYBODY SAYS pants: LIKE DUMB pants: I’M SMART AND I WANT RESPECT pants: BUT YES I AM ALSO CUTE
deuce
pants
#camwhore
#cute
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#fredo-corleone
#gunmetal-background
#the-godfather
#would-sir
8,042 3/26/2021 on the moon
spigot: DID YOU PUT BONEQUEST ON THE MOON AS A PRANK
spigot
#black-background
#homosexuality
#moon
#politics
#prank
#sfw
#single-panel
#space-travel
#spigot-solo
8,043 3/27/2021 never done this before
pants: OKAY BUT I’M NEW AT THIS AND I’VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE pants: LET’S USE STALL #2 pants: IT’S SOMEWHAT CLEANER AND THERE’S NO SPIDERS
pants
#drunk-deuce
#hygiene
#sfw
#spiders
#stalls
#tearoom
#urinal-background
8,044 3/28/2021 horny for snails
pants: PLEASE SUCK IT pants: AND/OR JACK ME OFF pants: I’M HORNY FOR SNAILS pants: REALLY ANY SORT OF INVERTEBRATES deuce: CRUSTACEANS ARE GAY pants: AMPHIBIANS ARE BI deuce: TOTALLY BI deuce: CETACEANS ARE STRAIGHT AS FUCK (AF) pants: IF I HAD TOP-LEVEL EYES LIKE THAT I’D BE SCANNING BOTH DIRECTIONS FOR DICK
deuce
pants
#amphibia
#biology
#cetacea
#cocksucking
#crustacea
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#gayness
#invertebrates
#mollusca
#science
#somber-deuce
#swamp-background
#weird-pants-face
#zoophilia
8,045 3/29/2021 walk it off
deuce: NOBODY LOVES ME pants: WALK IT OFF
deuce
pants
#depression
#deuce-pants
#exercise
#sfw
#single-panel
#somber-deuce
#woodring-room-background
8,046 3/30/2021 a tautology in a minor
dick: GUYS WHO LIKE GUYS LIKE GUYS
dick
#a-minor
#deuce-dick-pants
#feet-above-floor
#logic
#music
#sfw
#single-panel
#woodring-den-background
8,047 3/31/2021 pilot's license
spigot: WILL YOU PLEASE GET YOUR PILOT'S LICENSEAND PLOW A PLANE INTO THE NEW APPLE BUILDING deuce: DONE AND DONE
deuce
spigot
#airplane
#apple
#deuce-spigot
#high-res
#no-title-card
#sfw
#single-panel
#terrorism
#urinal-background
#violence
8,048 4/1/2021 setup
spigot: JUST PUT THE SETUP IN THE TITLE AND THE PUNCHLINE IN THE GREY TEXT IF YOU'RE SO GODDAMN LAZY deuce: I WILL spigot: THEN YOUR "USERBASE" CAN CLIP AND SAVE FRAME ZERO LIKE A LAUNDRY TICKET AND ENJOY THEIR FAGGOTY FRIDAY FUCKTOONS ON THE BUS deuce: YOU'RE AFRAME ZERO spigot: AND YOU'RE ACTUALLY AFRAME :POINT_RIGHT: :POINT_RIGHT: :POINT_RIGHT: DICKLICKER :POINT_LEFT: :POINT_LEFT: :POINT_LEFT: IF YOU CAN BELIEVE THAT ????? pants: FOLKS, FOLKS deuce: AS USUAL, FUCKNUT HEREIS MAKING THINGS HARDERBUT NOT BETTER spigot: THE HARD DATA PROVESEVERYONE IS A SHITHEADEXCEPT ME pants: SHHHHHHH spigot: HE IS LITERALLY PUTTING THE STUPIDEST NOT-FUNNY SHIT IN HERE deuce: IT IS LITERALLY ALL STUPID NOT-FUNNY SHIT YOU FUCKING BUFFOON pants: SHHHHHHHH spigot: BUT SOME IS BETTER deuce: YOU ARE MADEOF GARBAGE pants: SHHHHHHHH pants: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
deuce
pants
spigot
#argument
#behind-the-scenes
#comedy
#deuce-pants-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#eggshell-background
#emoji
#folks
#meta
#repetition
#shhhhhhhhh
8,049 4/2/2021 all set
spigot: :HOT_DOG: :HOT_DOG: :HOT_DOG: :HOT_DOG: :HOT_DOG: :HOT_DOG: :HOT_DOG: :HOT_DOG: :HOT_DOG: :HOT_DOG: :HOT_DOG: :HOT_DOG:ALL SET TO ENTER THE QUEER TIER:HOT_DOG: :HOT_DOG: :HOT_DOG: :HOT_DOG: :HOT_DOG: :HOT_DOG: :HOT_DOG: :HOT_DOG: :HOT_DOG: :HOT_DOG: :HOT_DOG: :HOT_DOG:
spigot
#deja-vu
#emoji
#hot-dogs
#orange-background
#queer
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
8,050 4/3/2021 this game
effigy: WWWDDWWAAAAAWWDDWWAAAWWWSS effigy: THIS GAME SUX :: LEFT THE ROOM.
:
effigy
#deuce-effigy
#drunk-deuce
#mousehole
#sfw
#video-games
#wasd
#woodring-room-background
8,051 4/4/2021 need a hug
pants: I NEED A HUG deuce: I WILL GIVE YOU ONE WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE
deuce
pants
#death
#deuce-pants
#hugs
#sfw
#single-panel
#woodring-stairs-background
8,052 4/5/2021 obviously forged
deuce: WE WILL CELEBRATE WITH A BONGHIT
deuce
#bonghits
#buk-buk
#cow
#deuce-solo
#mountain-background
#see-n-say
#sfw
#single-panel
8,053 4/6/2021 the dreaded
spigot: THE DREADED LATE-NIGHT CYBERSQUIRTS
spigot
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#squirt
#woodring-field-background
8,054 4/7/2021 the long and short of it
pants: T DEUCE WHEN THE LARGE ALIEN THREW CAPTAIN KIRK ONTO THE BED I GOT THE HARDEST BONER I’VE EVER GOTTEN AM I GAY deuce: SHORT VERSION, YES deuce: LONG VERSION, YYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
deuce
pants
#afraid-deuce
#am-i-gay
#deuce-pants
#gay
#gay-theory
#star-trek
#woodring-field-background
8,055 4/8/2021 investigate transforming
deuce: I SUGGEST WE INVESTIGATE TRANSFORMING BONEQUEST INTO MORE OF A CAAS (COCKS AS A SERVICE) MODEL pants: BACKED BY THE DICKS GEM
deuce
pants
#cocks
#deuce-pants
#dicks
#dicks-gem
#meta
#ruby
#single-panel
#woodring-stairs-background
8,056 4/9/2021 queerbo isle
deuce: QUEERBO ISLE deuce: IT'S MORE OF A PENINSULA REALLY DEPENDING ON THE TIME OF YEAR
deuce
#blue-background
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#filler-panel
#geography
#phallic
#queer
#somber-deuce
8,057 4/10/2021 ethics
pants: AN OVERWORKED MOM OR A LESBIAN OF COLOR spigot: ONCE AGAIN CELEBRATING JON POLITO'S UTTERLY THANKLESS ROLE IN BARTON FINK
pants
spigot
#gunmetal-background
#high-res
#lesbians
#movies
#pants-spigot
#single-panel
8,058 4/11/2021 bad boy
spigot: YOU MIGHT SAY I'M THE****** BAD BOY ******OF DICKLICKING spigot: IN THAT I AM BAD AT IT deuce: #DISBELIEF #DENIAL #GUILT #ANGER #BARGAINING #DEPRESSION #ACCEPTANCE
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#deucegrin
#dicklicking
#drunk-deuce
#hashtag
#primrose-background
#seven-stages-of-grief
8,059 4/12/2021 white boy summer
pants: T DEUCE ARE YOU READY FOR WHITE BOY SUMMER deuce: PROB NOT
deuce
pants
#boner
#chet-hanks
#deuce-pants
#hi-fi
#mountain-background
#sfw
#single-panel
#summer
#white-boy-summer
8,060 4/13/2021 see this is why
spigot: CAN WE THINK OF A BETTER NAME FOR MAN THAN 'HOMO' spigot: HOMO ERECTUS spigot: SEE THIS IS WHY EVERYTHING IS FAKE
spigot
#anthropology
#binomial-nomenclature
#boner
#corndog-background
#homo
#linnean-taxonomy
#science
#sfw
#skepticism
#spigot-solo
8,061 4/14/2021 sorry for the spam
spigot: SHOULD WE APOLOGIZE FOR ALL OUR ANTI-ASIAN BQ STRIPS AND RETIRE JEAN-CHARLES
spigot
#cancelled
#deuce-pants-spigot
#jean-charles
#meta
#single-panel
#somber-deuce
#urine-background
#yellow-background
8,062 4/15/2021 air raid
deuce: AIR RAID deuce: PEARL HARBOR deuce: THIS IS NO DRILL
deuce
#deuce-solo
#drugs
#mountain-background
#sfw
#war
8,063 4/16/2021 what's past is prologue
pants: FUCK NOSTALGIA, THE PAST IS GAY deuce: THE FUTURE:WAY GAYER
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#gayness
#sfw
#shakespeare
#single-panel
#stalldoor-background
#star-trek
#time
8,064 4/17/2021 the only one
spigot: AM I THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF DRINKING 12 CANS OF GUINNESS BEFORE NOON WHERE'S MY GODDAMN PARADE DOWN QUEER STREET pants: IS THAT THE SAMETHING AS A JUICE CLEANSE
pants
spigot
#alcohol
#alt-text
#high-res
#mountain-background
#pants-spigot
#parade
#queer
#single-panel
8,065 4/18/2021 so far
deuce: NO POOPS SO FAR
deuce
#constipation
#deuce-solo
#hi-fi
#mousehole
#poop
#single-panel
#somber-deuce
#woodring-room-background
8,066 4/19/2021 big sausage pizza
spigot: T PANTS DEUCE IS HERE WITH A BIG SAUSAGE PIZZA
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#fear
#pizza
#red-background
#sausage
#single-panel
8,067 4/20/2021 nothing right
deuce: WHAT SHOULD I DO IF I THINK I HAVE AIDS deuce: NOTHING RIGHT deuce: THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT, THANKS
deuce
#aids
#black-background
#deuce-solo
#medical-advice
8,068 4/21/2021 the morning paper
spigot: OPENING THE MORNING PAPER EVERY DAY TO SEE IF I'VE BEEN CANCELLED OR #METOO'D deuce: MY NAME IS MATT GAETZ AND I LOVE PENIS MORE THAN YOU LOVE LIFE pants: LOVE 2 VANDALIZE THE ENCYCLOPEDIA
deuce
pants
spigot
#cancelled
#current-events
#deuce-pants-spigot
#lavender-background
#matt-gaetz
#me-too
#penis
#somber-deuce
#wikipedia
#wikipedia-vandalism
8,069 4/22/2021 tom and jerry
deuce: TOM AND JERRY WERE NOT GAY pants: TRUE
deuce
pants
#cartoons
#deuce-pants
#furries
#not-gay
#sfw
#single-panel
#woodring-den-background
8,070 4/23/2021 kqed kid
spigot: I'M A KQED KID spigot: PUNCH POUND STAIRS
spigot
#bullying
#filler-panel
#kqed
#mousehole
#physical-comedy
#public-radio
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#television
#woodring-room-background
8,071 4/24/2021 lots of pretty pickles
deuce: CHECK OUT MY HUGE PENIS: :GLASS_OF_MILK: pants: WE HAVE LOTS OF PRETTY PICKLES WAITING FOR YOU AT THE REFRESHMENT CENTER deuce: CLARIFY: WHATMANNER OF PICKLES pants: I SUCK DICK IN THE BATHROOM deuce: PICKLES ARECUCUMBERS WITHCHARACTER
deuce
pants
#cocksucking
#coy-pants
#cucumbers
#deuce-pants
#emoji
#huffy-pants
#mint-background
#pickles
#plump
#somber-deuce
8,072 4/25/2021 3-point turn
spigot: GOTTA BACK IN WITH A 3-POINT TURN AND PARALLEL PARK MY SPLATTERY SPLURTS spigot: BEEP spigot: BEEP spigot: BEEP
spigot
#beep
#die-trying
#filler-panel
#grey-background
#sfw
#sfx
#spigot-solo
#toilet
8,073 4/26/2021 nudist colony
deuce: I'M JOINING A NUDIST COLONY deuce: GETTING KICKED OUT OF SAID COLONY FOR UNSPECIFIED REASONS
deuce
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#filler-panel
#naked
#naturism
#nudism
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
8,074 4/27/2021 a big breakfast
spigot: THAT IS WHEN HE FINALLY ADMITTED THAT HE WAS AT THE LOCATION WHERE THE WOMAN HAD SPOTTED HIM, BUT SAID HE ONLY PULLED OUT HIS PENIS TO PLAY WITH IT AS PART OF THE DIGESTION PROCESS AFTER HAVING A BIG BREAKFAST. deuce: ISN'T THAT ALWAYS HOW IT WORKS spigot: IT'S NOT SEXUAL ASSAULT IF YOU SNEAK IN ONE KISS
deuce
spigot
#big-chungus
#current-events
#deuce-spigot
#mountain-background
#penis
#police
#sexual-assault
#somber-deuce
8,075 4/28/2021 more dongs
deuce: MORE DONGS THAN A SINGLE PERSON CAN BEAR deuce: WAIT, CHECK THAT deuce: I'M GOOD
deuce
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#dongs
#mountain-background
#somber-deuce
8,076 4/29/2021 milking you
pants: MOOOOOOOOOOOO deuce: MILKING YOU pants: B-BUT I'M A GOAT pants: A GOAT ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! deuce: MILKING YOU pants: A GOAT
deuce
pants
#animals
#astronomy
#cow
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#feet-above-floor
#filler-panel
#goat
#milk
#moo
#sfw
#woodring-den-background
8,077 4/30/2021 pants-made farts
pants: A SERIES OF DISGUSTING FARTS FILLED THE ROOM deuce: PANTS-MADE FARTS
deuce
pants
#accusation
#angry-deuce
#aqua-background
#deuce-pants
#farts
#sfw
#single-panel
8,078 5/1/2021 new rule
deuce: LOOK, NEW RULE deuce: NO DICKSUCKING FOR 24 HOURS deuce: OKAY SUSPENDING NEW RULE (SUCK THIS)
deuce
#deja-vu
#deuce-solo
#deucegrin
#dicksucking
#rules
#woodring-stairs-background
8,079 5/2/2021 a piece of string
pants: HOW LONG IS A PIECE OF STRING (TIED AROUND MY WIENER WITH THE OTHER END TIED TO THE DOOR KNOB ) deuce: IF YOU'RE TYING ONE END OF THE STRING TO YOUR WANG AND THE OTHER TO A DOORKNOB ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL YOUR WIENER OFF AS IF IT'S A BAD TOOTH deuce: PLEASE GIVE ME A CALL BACK AT 555 UP YOUR FAT ASS
deuce
pants
#bored-pants
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#fat
#swamp-background
#telephone-number
8,080 5/3/2021 technical support
pants: HELP I THINK MY CAMERA IS BROKEN EVERY PICTURE I TAKE MAKES ME LOOK DOPEY AND MIDDLE-AGED deuce: DID YOU TRY THE ANTI-FUCKFACE LENS pants: YES THAT'S THE FIRST THING I TRIED deuce: DID IT REPORT A SPECIFIC ERROR pants: IT APPEARS TO BE OPERATING NORMALLY, WHEN I TAKE A SELFIE THE IMAGE SHOWS AN IDIOT FATSO INSTEAD OF ME pants: NOT SURE IF THIS HELPS BUT THE MIRRORS IN MY HOUSE HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM
deuce
pants
#brown-background
#camera
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#huffy-pants
#mirror
#self-esteem
#somber-deuce
8,081 5/4/2021 any effort whatsoever
spigot: HAVE YOU MADE ANY EFFORT WHATSOEVER TOWARD ELIMINATING SINGLE-USE BUTTPLUGS AND REDUCING YOUR CARBON ASSPRINT
spigot
#anal
#ass-play
#buttplug
#environment
#periwinkle-background
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
8,082 5/5/2021 not gay not gay not gay
deuce: I'M SAYING THAT WHATEVER I AM, AND IT'S NOT REALLY CLEAR AT THIS POINT deuce: IT'S THE DIAMETRICAL OPPOSITE OF GAY deuce: THERE'S GAY AND THEN THERE'S ME deuce: TWO TOTALLY DIFFERENT THINGS deuce: CAN WE MAKE A CHANNEL #NOT-GAY THAT ONLY I CAN JOIN TO DEMONSTRATE THIS FACT deuce: HELLO IS THIS THING EVEN ON pants: I BELIEVE YOUHONEY NOW FOLLOWME TO THEBATHROOM deuce: WAIT THIS ISN'T THE BATHROO deuce: GREAT I FELL INTO ANOTHER WORMHOLE
deuce
pants
#coy-pants
#drunk-deuce
#huffy-pants
#irc
#not-gay
#science-fiction
#somber-deuce
#space
#trap
#woodring-stairs-background
#wormhole
8,083 5/6/2021 my performance review
spigot: BARELY BARELY BARELY SQUINTING AT THE SCREEN AND COVERING MY EYES AS I OPEN MY PERFORMANCE REVIEW spigot: GLIMPSED "MEETS EXPECTATIONS" / CLOSED REVIEW FOREVER
spigot
#balls
#emotional-rollercoaster
#filler-panel
#hr
#job
#mountain-background
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#work
8,084 5/7/2021 850 line function
pants: HI I'M AN 850 LINE FUNCTION THAT DOES A LOT OF THINGS BUT NONE OF THEM WELL spigot: COM PU TOR
pants
spigot
#computer
#line-noise
#modem
#no-carrier
#pants-spigot
#programming
#sfw
#single-panel
#woodring-den-background
8,085 5/8/2021 spam folder
pants: :WAVE: JERK OFF :SWEAT_DROPS::SWEAT_DROPS::SWEAT_DROPS: WITH RANDOM TEENS - BEST WEBCAMCHAT EVER :HEART_EYES:! spigot: SULLEN LAZY TEENS spigot: WITH MOM YELLING AT THEM TO TAKE THEIR TOPS OFF
pants
spigot
#email
#emoji
#gunmetal-background
#pants-spigot
#porn
#spam
#webcam
8,086 5/9/2021 can't believe it's not blgahlghalug
pants: BUTTER ME UP deuce: SMEAR ME WITHMARGARINE(BUT NOT BUTTER) pants: T DEUCE NOBODY SUCKS DICK IN THE BATHROOM IT WAS ALL A CLEVER RUSE deuce: YOU WEREDEAD THISWHOLE TIME pants: BE GOOD TO ME deuce: NEVER
deuce
pants
#butter
#deuce-pants
#fabio
#huffy-pants
#mousehole
#somber-deuce
#woodring-room-background
8,087 5/10/2021 funnier
spigot: IN SOVIET RUSSIA CRAIGSLIST SCAM **YOU** spigot: OKAY TAKING A BONGHIT TO BE FUNNIER
spigot
#bong
#craigslist
#failed-comedy
#russia
#scam
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
#yakov-smirnoff
8,088 5/11/2021 blue
spigot: I'M A BLUE-CHIP DICKLICKER pants: I'M SIMPLY A BLUE-COLLAR COCKSUCKER
pants
spigot
#blue
#cocksucking
#dicklicking
#economics
#mountain-background
#pants-spigot
#single-panel
8,089 5/12/2021 3some
pants: MY WIFE AND I NOTICED YOU FROM ACROSS THE BAR spigot: COULD WE GETSOME MOREBREADSTICKS PLEASE
pants
spigot
#bar
#bread
#coy-pants
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#single-panel
#threesome
#urinal-background
#wife
8,090 5/13/2021 the f-word
pants: PERVERTS AND INVERTS deuce: INCELS AND CEL SHADERS pants: JET SET RADIO FUTURE BUT ALSO DUNE II spigot: THE F WORD IS ACTUALLY AN OFFENSIVE WORD
deuce
pants
spigot
#afraid-deuce
#bored-pants
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants-spigot
#dune
#feet-above-floor
#filler-panel
#language
#sfw
#somber-deuce
#video-games
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-stairs-background
8,091 5/14/2021 boner alarm
pants: THE BONERS ARE ON FIRE pants: THE BONERS ARE ON FIRE deuce: FUCKING PUT THEM OUT pants: THE BONERS ARE ON FIRE
deuce
pants
#boner
#drunk-deuce
#fire
#repetition
#woodring-field-background
8,092 5/15/2021 no offense but
spigot: NO OFFENSE BUT YOUR MOUTH IS LIKE AN ANCHOR AROUND MY DICK
spigot
#dicks
#sage-background
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#weinerdogs
8,093 5/16/2021 popcorn
pants: ANYWAY: WATCH ME BEAT OFF ON CAM deuce: WHY DO YOU THINK I GOT THE POPCORN deuce: NOW THEN deuce: SHOW FEET BB deuce: SPIT ON TIT 20 TOK pants: TURN CAMERA OFF AND GO BACK TO COLLEGE 40 TOK
deuce
pants
#afraid-deuce
#bored-pants
#camgirls
#camwhores
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#filler-panel
#foot-fetish
#somber-deuce
#webcam
#woodring-stairs-background
8,094 5/17/2021 wankruptcy
spigot: CLOSING THE DOOR AND DECLARING WANKRUPTCY spigot: (FAPTER 11)
spigot
#accounting
#banking
#filler-panel
#masturbation
#pun
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
#wordplay
8,095 5/18/2021 burning balls
pants: MY BALLS ARE BURNING pants: NO WAIT THAT'S YOUAND YOUR ZIPPO/BIC deuce: THE MORE YOU SQUIRM THELONGER THESE MARSHMALLOWSARE GOING TO TAKE pants: THOSE ARE MY TENDERABLES deuce: SUCKS TO YOUR ASSMAR
deuce
pants
#balls
#bored-pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#fire
#lord-of-the-flies
#violence
#woodring-stairs-background
8,096 5/19/2021 you are now straight
spigot: I NEVER GOT THE JO INSTRUCTIONS SO I LACK JO ENCOURAGEMENT
spigot
#joi
#masturbation
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#straight
#woodring-field-background
8,097 5/20/2021 mad ow
pants: CHICKEN COX deuce: SMALL COX??? deuce: PERHAPS COW COX pants: MAD OW A DICK IS IN MY BUTT DISEASE
deuce
pants
#anal
#bored-pants
#chicken
#cocks
#cow
#deuce-pants
#dick
#disease
#grey-background
#pun
#word-play
8,098 5/21/2021 a baby giraffe
spigot: IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE A GIRAFFE pants: IT’S A BABY GIRAFFE
pants
spigot
#animals
#giraffe
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#single-panel
#yellow-background
8,099 5/22/2021 golden girls
effigy: WHEN IS SOMEBODY GOING TO REBOOT GOLDEN GIRLS??? pants: EXCEPT WITH MEN pants: AND THEY’RE NOT OLD pants: AND THEY’RE DOIN’ IT
effigy
pants
#coy-pants
#effigy-pants
#gay
#golden-girls
#lavender-background
#television
#weird-pants-face
8,100 5/23/2021 hitchhiker's guide
spigot: MORE LIKE THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO NOT GIVING A SHIT ABOUT ALL YOUR EMAILS
spigot
#burnt-background
#email
#hitchhikers-guide
#scifi
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
8,101 5/24/2021 gypsy piss
pants: GYPSY PISS IS BY FAR THE WORST
pants
#gypsy
#pants-solo
#piss
#single-panel
#woodring-den-background
8,102 5/25/2021 sand dunes
spigot: :NOTES: IF YOU'RE FOND OF SAND DUNES / AND BIG LONG DONGS spigot: :NOTES: QUAINT LITTLE PENISES / STUCK IN BONGS
spigot
#bong
#dongs
#emoji
#filler-panel
#groove-armada
#minecraft-background
#patti-page
#singing
#spigot-solo
8,103 5/26/2021 cyber ad
spigot: I'M A CYBER_AD spigot: WHICH; spigot: MAKES_NO spigot: FUCKING SENSE
spigot
#advertisements
#cyber
#feet-above-floor
#filler-panel
#low-res
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
8,104 5/27/2021 ezra pound
atandt: EZRA POUND AND E.E. CUMMINGS ????? spigot: EZRA POUND MY FACE INTO THE CARPET MORE LIKE IT spigot: WHO WANTS ANOTHER MUG OF FAG NOG
atandt
spigot
#atandt-spigot
#dead-babies
#fag
#mousehole
#poetry
#woodring-room-background
8,105 5/28/2021 call it a wrap
pants: I HAVE SEENDEUCE'S MANCUNT deuce: IT IS MADE OF CHEDDAR pants: VERY UPSET pants: IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN SWISS deuce: LET'S MAKE IT GOUDAAND CALL IT A WRAP
deuce
pants
#bored-pants
#cheese
#cunt
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#woodring-stairs-background
8,106 5/29/2021 all dead here
deuce: ALL DEAD HERE pants: WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA pants: NOBODY’S DEAD pants: WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY SUCH A THING pants: GOD FORBID
deuce
pants
#coy-pants
#death
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#eggshell-background
#huffy-pants
#sfw
8,107 5/30/2021 peanuts popcorn presents (revisited)
deuce: :PEANUTS: :POPCORN: :GIFT:
deuce
#deja-vu
#deuce-solo
#emoji
#no-text
#peanuts-popcorn-presents
#sfw
#single-panel
#woodring-field-background
8,108 5/31/2021 the in the butt song
deuce: IN THE BUTT deuce: IT HURTS deuce: IN THE BUTT deuce: IT SQUIRTS deuce: IN THE BUTT deuce: IN deuce: THE deuce: BUTT
deuce
#anal
#butt
#deuce-solo
#repetition
#singing
#somber-deuce
#white-background
8,109 6/1/2021 that doorbell
pants: WHAT ABOUT THAT DOORBELL spigot: DING DUH
pants
spigot
#aqua-background
#huffy-pants
#pants-spigot
#pee
#sfw
#sfx
#single-panel
8,110 6/2/2021 god loves swift justice
pants: GOD LOVES SWIFT JUSTICEDONE TO UNLICKED DICKS deuce: CIRCUMCISIONSALL AROUND
deuce
pants
#candy-canes
#circumcision
#deuce-pants
#dicklicking
#god
#huffy-pants
#mousehole
#religion
#single-panel
#woodring-room-background
8,111 6/3/2021 bedtime
spigot: SO IN LIKE 1 HOUR IT'LL BE NOON AND THEN A COUPLE HOURS LATER IT'LL BE BEDTIME SO WHY THE FUCK IS THERE EVEN LIFE ON EARTH
spigot
#depression
#existential
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
8,112 6/4/2021 hard truths
pants: ISRAEL IS COMMITTING GENOCIDE pants: TAIWAN IS A COUNTRY pants: CHINA OPERATES CONCENTRATION CAMPS pants: TRUMP WILL NEVER BE PROSECUTED pants: THE LAB LEAK THEORY IS UTTERLY IMPLAUSIBLE pants: JEFFREY EPSTEIN HUNG HIMSELF pants: AREA 51 IS JUST A TRAINING RANGE pants: THE SPANISH DID NOT SINK THE USS MAINE pants: BUZZ ALDRIN WILL KICK YOUR ASS IF YOU SAY SHIT ABOUT THE MOON LANDING pants: MCCARTHY HELD A LIST OF SPIES IN HIS HANDS pants: ASHLI BABBITT'S KILLER WILL NOT BE PROSECUTED pants: YOU LOOK CUTE IN THAT TOP pants: YES YOU TOTALLY DO pants: OMG SO CUTE
pants
#conspiracy
#coy-pants
#current-events
#cute
#feet-above-floor
#mountain-background
#pants-solo
#politics
8,113 6/5/2021 always hostile
deuce: WATCH ME DRINK THISBEER, FUCKFACE
deuce
#beer
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#fuckface
#single-panel
#woodring-stairs-background
8,114 6/6/2021 mark russell
spigot: M - I - C spigot: ***GAY*** E - Y spigot: DO YOU LIKE MY MARK RUSSELLTOTEBAG deuce: CLEARLY I DO NOT spigot: JUST A TENTHOUSAND DOLLARPLEDGE TO KQED spigot: SHALL WEFIND AN ATM
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#gay
#kqed
#mark-russell
#mickey-mouse
#pledge
#public-radio
#singing
#somber-deuce
#swamp-background
8,115 6/7/2021 the full statham
:GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR NEIGHBORHOOD
spigot
#alt-text
#get-out
#jason-statham
#photo
8,116 6/8/2021 exterminate
spigot: REPEATEDLY EXPOSING MYSELF ON THE SETS OF BBC'S DOCTOR WHO spigot: NNGG EXTERMINATE spigot: LOOK (WAGGLING IT) spigot: PLEASE L:EYES:K AT MY PENIS
spigot
#dalek
#dr-who
#emoji
#exhibitionism
#feet-above-floor
#filler-panel
#mountain-background
#penis
#spigot-solo
8,117 6/9/2021 please o please
pants: PLEASE FART ON ME deuce: FARTING ON YOU, AYE pants: BEING FARTED ON
deuce
pants
#bonequest-fm
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#farts
#fetish
#somber-deuce
#woodring-field-background
8,118 6/10/2021 tri-sexual
pants: I’M TRY-SEXUAL!!!!!! BECAUSE I’M A CONVICTED PEDOPHILE deuce: GET IT??? I **TRY-ED** EVERYTHING AND PAID THE PRICE OF INCARERATION AND HAVING TO REGISTER WHENEVER I MOVE BETWEEN STATES pants: JACKOFF POLICE pants: I JUST HAD SURGERY AND I’M NOT ALLOWED TO SUCK ANY SWEATY BROWN DICKS
deuce
pants
#coy-pants
#drunk-deuce
#pedophilia
#salmon-background
#sex-offender
8,119 6/11/2021 maybe we should stand
spigot: IF THE UNIVERSE IS EXPANDING MAYBE WE SHOULD STAND 100 FEET AWAY FROM EACH OTHER AND THEN 1000 FEET spigot: INDIANA JONES AND THE POO IN MY PANTS spigot: I'M THE ONLY HILARIOUS ONE TODAY, GOT IT
spigot
#indiana-jones
#movies
#poo
#science
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
8,120 6/12/2021 show of hands
pants: WHO LIKES BONERS ???????????? pants: SHOW OF HANDS PEOPLE deuce: I DON'T pants: I SEE deuce: DICKS
deuce
pants
#airplane
#boner
#bored-pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#mountain-background
8,121 6/13/2021 car wash
pants: IS THIS CHURCH spigot: THIS IS THE THE CAR WASH pants: IS CHURCH SERVICE MANDATORY IF I ONLY WANT UNLEADED spigot: THIS IS THE CAR WASH pants: BUT I CAN PRAY HERE RIGHT deuce: OH GOD OH GOD WHEN WILL THIS BE DONE I HAVE TO POO SO BAD
deuce
pants
spigot
#bored-pants
#corndog-background
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#filler-panel
#funloving-nonsense
#huffy-pants
#low-res
#poo
#religion
#sfw
#typo
#weird-pants-face
8,122 6/14/2021 you are in me
pants: I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT "YOU ARE IN ME" pants: I AM NOT AMUSED pants: HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR MASSIVE GAYNESS
pants
#bored-pants
#drunk-deuce
#feet-above-floor
#gay
#huffy-pants
#woodring-den-background
8,123 6/15/2021 nuts and balls
pants: NOW IS A GOOD TIME TO REVISIT MY NUTS AND BALLS deuce: WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME pants: NUTS AND BALLS
deuce
pants
#balls
#buttercup
#deuce-pants
#jizz
#mountain-background
#nuts
#somber-deuce
8,124 6/16/2021 my documents
spigot: :CUCUMBER: :CUCUMBER: :CUCUMBER: :CUCUMBER: :CUCUMBER: :CUCUMBER: :CUCUMBER: :CUCUMBER: :CUCUMBER: :CUCUMBER: MY DOCUMENTS :CUCUMBER: :CUCUMBER: :CUCUMBER: :CUCUMBER: :CUCUMBER: :CUCUMBER: :CUCUMBER: :CUCUMBER: :CUCUMBER: :CUCUMBER:
spigot
#cocaine
#cucumber
#drugs
#emoji
#hi-fi
#lime-background
#rick-james
#sfw
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#windows
8,125 6/17/2021 for breakfast
pants: NUTS FOR BREAKFAST
pants
#high-res
#nuts
#pants-solo
#sfw
#single-panel
#woodring-den-background
8,126 6/18/2021 a midsummers nights dream act 3 scene 1 part 3
net: WELL, WE WILL HAVE SUCH A PROLOGUE; AND IT SHALL BE written: EIGHT AND SIX atandt: NO, MAKE IT TWO MORE; LET IT BE WRITTEN IN EIGHT AND EIGHT ozone: WILL NOT THE LADIES BE AFEARD OF THE LION? pants: I FEAR IT, I PROMISE YOU atandt: MASTERS, YOU OUGHT TO CONSIDER WITH YOURSELVES: TO BRING IN -- GOD SHIELD US! -- A LION AMONG LADIES, IS A MOST DREADFUL THING; atandt: FOR THERE IS NOT A MORE FEARFUL WILD-FOWL THAN YOUR LION LIVING; AND WE OUGHT TO LOOK TO 'T ozone: THEREFORE ANOTHER PROLOGUE MUST TELL HE IS NOT A LION
atandt
net
ozone
pants
written
#atandt-net-ozone-pants
#midsummers-nights-dream
#sfw
#shakespeare
#urinal-background
8,127 6/19/2021 just works
spigot: WELL IT SOUNDS LIKE THERANOS ALL OVER AGAIN WHERE I PUT MY PENIS IN A MAGIC BOX AND IT "JUST WORKS" deuce: ONLY NEED ONE TINY DROP OF SEMEN pants: BUT WHERE TO DEPOSIT THE SEMEN <COYPANTS.GIF> spigot: I USED THE BOOK RETURN AT THE CUPERTINO LIBRARY pants: THAT IS FOR SQUIRRELS AND PISS BOTTLES ONLY
deuce
pants
spigot
#afraid-deuce
#bay-area
#bored-pants
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants-spigot
#gif
#huffy-pants
#library
#meta
#piss
#somber-deuce
#theranos
#woodring-stairs-background
8,128 6/20/2021 yahtzee
spigot: HOW ABOUT A DIAPER THREAD spigot: FORCIBLE RAPE, FORCIBLE ORAL COPULATION, SEXUAL PENETRATION BY USE OF FORCE, AND SEXUAL BATTERY BY RESTRAINT spigot: YAHTZEE spigot: PROBABLY NEED TO ORDER SEVERAL POUNDS OF SEE'S CANDY
spigot
#buk
#candy
#gunmetal-background
#rape
#sees-candy
#series
#spigot-solo
8,129 6/21/2021 dressed like that
spigot: YOUR SEE'S CANDIES ORDER HAS SHIPPED spigot: ONE MARSHMALLOW CREME FOR EVERY VICTIM OF 9/11 spigot: "VICTIM" spigot: IF THOSE TOWERS WEREN'T DRESSED LIKE THAT
spigot
#9-11
#candy
#filler-panel
#gunmetal-background
#sees-candy
#series
#spigot-solo
8,130 6/22/2021 and i want them now
pants: DICKS (AND I WANT THEM NOW)
pants
#christmas-tree-monster
#dicks
#singing
#single-panel
#woodring-field-background
8,131 6/23/2021 bread guy
spigot: DEMOTED OR PROMOTED TO BREAD GUY FOR THE WHOLE COMMUNITY spigot: :BELL: NNGG DING DING :BREAD: :CROISSANT: :BAGUETTE_BREAD: spigot: SOMEONE IS STUFFING ECLAIRS IN OUR EXHAUST PIPE
spigot
#bread
#emoji
#mountain-background
#sfw
#sfx
#spigot-solo
8,132 6/24/2021 at wang parties
atandt: MY LIPS GET CHAPPED AFTER WANG PARTIES atandt: YET I STILL GO deuce: ROGER THAT
atandt
deuce
#atandt-deuce
#blue-background
#drunk-deuce
#health
#wang
8,133 6/25/2021 the 2 things
spigot: I USE GENTOO AND I AM TRANS
spigot
#eggshell-background
#linux
#sfw
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#trans
#ts
8,134 6/26/2021 punchline
deuce: I SEEM TO HAVE TRIPPED ON MY DONG AGAIN deuce: I KIND OF WISH I HADN'T CUT IT OFF NOW deuce: (PUNCHLINE !!!)
deuce
#deuce-pants
#dong
#genital-mutilation
#joke
#mountain-background
8,135 6/27/2021 no more
dick: UP THAT THING, AMIGO dick: NO FOOLIN dick: RUMBA RUMBA RUMBA dick: OH YEAH dick: JESUS dick: UH-OH dick: HERE COMES OLD MAN MILLER dick: THAT FAG ALWAYS WANTS A BLOW JOB dick: STAND BACK dick: BLOWING dick: BLOWING dick: BLOWING dick: POP! dick: (GLAD THAT'S OVER) dick: WELL THAT'S IT FOR DICK dick: NO MORE dick: ENDING dick: SAD
dick
#blowjob
#dick-solo
#filler-panel
#funloving-nonsense
#lavender-background
#low-res
#onomatopoeia
#sfx
8,136 6/28/2021 flopped over
spigot: THE WORLD IS STILL TALKING ABOUT THE SHITTY FLORIDA CONDO THAT FLOPPED OVER LIKE IT'S 9/11 deuce: IT JUST DID IT TO GET ATTENTION spigot: WE GO LIVE NOW, TO THE DIRT CLUMPS spigot: EVERYONE PLEASE MOVE BACK, SOME OF THESE CLUMPS ARE CLODS
deuce
spigot
#9-11
#current-events
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#florida
#somber-deuce
#woodring-stairs-background
8,137 6/29/2021 yes on #1 no on #2
pants: T DEUCE HOW ABOUT WE RE-WATCH CHERNOBYL AND DON’T BEAT EACH OTHER OFF DURING THE SHOW deuce: YES ON #1, NO ON #2 deuce: IMPOSSIBLE NOT TO MASTURBATE TO THAT SHOW
deuce
pants
#afraid-deuce
#beating-off
#burnt-background
#chernobyl
#deuce-pants
#masturbation
#television
8,138 6/30/2021 into beef
deuce: I'M A PROPONENT OF CRITICAL BONEQUEST THEORY pants: C / B / T spigot: GOTTA HAVE A J / O / B IF YOU WANNA pants: GROUND MY BALLS INTO BEEF
deuce
pants
spigot
#afraid-deuce
#beef
#bored-pants
#deuce-pants-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#eddie-murphy
#feet-above-floor
#genital-mutilation
#mousehole
#piss
#singing
#woodring-room-background
8,139 7/1/2021 call an audible
deuce
pants
#alt-text
#amazon
#audible
#deuce-pants
#football
#mountain-background
#planning
#quine
#sfw
#single-panel
8,140 7/2/2021 the problem with moths
deuce
pants
#alt-text
#bug
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#moth
#somber-deuce
#woodring-stairs-background
8,141 7/3/2021 weakest link
deuce: I AM THE WEAKEST LINK
deuce
#battlestar-galactica
#deuce-solo
#sage-background
#self-esteem
#single-panel
#somber-deuce
#television
8,142 7/4/2021 after careful consideration
deuce: CLIMBING MT. PANTS pants: WHAT DO YOU SEE FROM UP THERE deuce: SUSPECTED HOMO-SEXUALS pants: BETTER GET DOWN AND HELP ME FIGHT THEM deuce: I LIKE IT UP HERE deuce: THEY CAN'T PATHFIND TO ME YOU SEE pants: BUT THEY CAN TO ME!!!!! YOU MONSTER deuce: WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOU, YOU'RE A MOUNTAIN pants: I STILL HAVE FEELINGS AND A HEART AND A HOLE deuce: QUIET, YOU deuce: GOOD MOUNTAINS SHOULD LOOK PRETTY AND HAVE DINNER READY AND NOT TALK BACK
deuce
pants
#afraid-deuce
#algorithm
#bored-pants
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#homosexual
#huffy-pants
#mountain
#somber-deuce
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-field-background
8,143 7/5/2021 room in your heart
spigot: IS THERE ROOM IN YOUR HEART FOR TEN BIG DICKS IN YOUR MOUTH
spigot
#anatomy
#dicks
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
8,144 7/6/2021 intimacy problems
deuce: LOVE deuce: SOFT AS AN EASY deuce: THUD
deuce
#barbra-streisand
#drunk-deuce
#evergreen
#physical-comedy
#prostitute
#red-background
#sfw
#singing
#soup
8,145 7/7/2021 doubt
pants: CAN’T PISS UNLESS YOU WATCH spigot: :NEGATIVE_SQUARED_CROSS_MARK: DOUBT
pants
spigot
#brown-background
#emoji
#la-noire
#pants-spigot
#piss
#single-panel
#voyeurism
8,146 7/8/2021 a fair trial
deuce: FOLKS MY BALLS CAN'T GET A FAIR TRIAL IN THIS CITY deuce: ESPECIALLY WHEN THE CRIME THEY ARE ACCUSED OF IS COVERING A CITY AND BLOCKING OUT THE LIGHT (SPECIFICALLY THIS CITY) deuce: I SUGGEST A CHANGE OF VENUE AND PERHAPS A CHANGE OF UNDERWEAR
deuce
#balls
#deuce-solo
#law
#woodring-den-background
8,147 7/9/2021 blorf
spigot: OH GOD A TROPICAL BIRD FLEW UP MY NOSE AND NOW I'M TOUCAN SAM deuce: HASSAN CHOP spigot: AM I BEING DETAINED :PARROT: spigot: :RAINBOW: :PARROT: BLORF
deuce
spigot
#bird
#cereal
#deuce-spigot
#emoji
#froot-loops
#looney-tunes
#rainbow
#sage-background
#sears
#sfw
#violence
8,148 7/10/2021 you can't spell
deuce: YOU CAN'T SPELL "RAPE" WITHOUT A pants: A++++++ deuce: OR E FOR THAT MATTER deuce: OKAY "RAPE" WAS A BAD EXAMPLE pants: ANY OTHERS deuce: OKAY deuce: YOU CAN'T SPELL "TEAM" WITHOUT A deuce: ALSO E deuce: FUCK THIS
deuce
pants
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#rape
#shut-up
#somber-deuce
#space
#spelling
#woodring-den-background
8,149 7/11/2021 pronoun trouble
deuce: MY PRONOUNS ARE (CAR HORN) AND (PURE 440 HZ SINE WAVE)
deuce
#deuce-solo
#middle-a
#mountain-background
#null
#pronouns
#sfw
#sfx
#single-panel
#typo
8,150 7/12/2021 the more you know
spigot: I'D RATHER BE STUCK IN AN ELEVATOR WITH A FILTHY, OBSCENE DOM DELOUISE THAN A FAMILY-ORIENTED BLABBERY DOM DELOUISE spigot: THE MORE YOU KNOW
spigot
#celebrity
#dom-delouise
#filler-panel
#nbc
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
8,151 7/13/2021 brass tacks
deuce: LET'S GET DOWN TO BRASS TACKS: I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN YOU MAKE THE BRASS TACKS POKE THE SOLES OF MY FEET (IT HURTS) deuce: I SUSPECT YOU KNOW THIS SO I'M REALLY NOT PLEASED WITH THIS BEHAVIOR deuce: IT'S AS IF YOU'RE TRYING TO CAUSE ME PAIN [STRAPPED DOWN IN A GOURNEY, IMMOBLE]
deuce
#deuce-solo
#feet
#green-background
#grue
#gurney
#homonym
#injury
#pain
#poo
#sfw
#typo
#zork
8,152 7/14/2021 godhead
pants
spigot
#woodring-room-background
8,153 7/15/2021 wrangler
spigot: I'M GOING TO CALL YOU WRANGLER deuce: BECAUSE I'M ONE TOUGH CUSTOMER???? spigot: I GUESS I MEANT WANGLER
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#fat
#food
#ham
#mountain-background
#wang
8,154 7/16/2021 cannot
pants: THE OFFICIAL POSITION OF MY DONG IS THAT IT CANNOT BE SOFT
pants
#blue-background
#dong
#erection
#hi-fi
#pants-solo
#shakespeare
#single-panel
8,155 7/17/2021 for him
deuce: FUCK A DUCK FOR ME
deuce
#blue-background
#deuce-solo
#duck
#high-res
#single-panel
#zoophilia
8,156 7/18/2021 numeral
deuce: AIR FORCE 1 deuce: I CHOOSE NOT TO SPELLTHE NUMERAL OUT deuce: AND THAT MAKESME A TERRORIST pants: BOMBING YOUINTO THE DUST
deuce
pants
#bored-pants
#corndog-background
#deuce-pants
#military
#terrorism
#violence
8,157 7/19/2021 secret queerness
pants: YOU ARE ALL ARE PROBABLY ASLEEP pants: MY SECRET QUEERNESS STARTS AT NIGHT pants: BUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
pants
#black-background
#coy-pants
#night
#pants-solo
#queer
#secrets
8,158 7/20/2021 in this cartoon
spigot: IN THIS CARTOONTHE FAT CATS REPRESENTPOLITICIANS !!! spigot: MEOW MEOW MEOWMEOW CHONKER MEOW spigot: NOW STICK ITIN MY MEOWTH
spigot
#cartoon
#cat
#chonker
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#fatness
#meow
#mountain-background
#politics
#sfw
8,159 7/21/2021 the way things were
pants: CAN'T WE GO BACK TO THE WAY THINGS WEREWHEN GAYS WERE GROSSAND TOM CRUISE PLAYING VOLLEYBALL IN TOP GUNWAS TOTALLY HETEROAND SEATBELTS WERE FOR PUSSIESAND MICHAEL KEATON WAS BATMAN AND AOL CDROMSAND JAPANAMANGAMANIAGOD BLESS AMERICA GOOD NIGHT
pants
#alt-text
#anime
#batman
#funloving-nonsense
#gay
#high-res
#manga
#monologue
#nostalgia
#pants-solo
#safety
#single-panel
#tom-cruise
#top-gun
#white-background
8,160 7/22/2021 candle shoppe
deuce: FIRST QUESTION RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE: "WHAT IS THE LIMIT AS X APPROACHES 0 OF SINE OF X DIVIDED BY X" deuce: SORRY, THAT'S INCORRECT deuce: THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME, BUT I'M AFRAID WE'RE AN ALL-CALCULUS CANDLE SHOPPE HERE
deuce
#calculus
#dicks
#interview
#job-interview
#math
#porn
#woodring-den-background
8,161 7/23/2021 duets
spigot: ALL IN THE TOILET /THE TOILET / THE TOILET spigot: ALL IN THE TOILET /THE TOILET / TO-DAY bung: WE'RE SPLISHING /WE'RE SPLASHING /WITH POO STICKSWE'RE BASHING spigot: VERSE 2 NEEDS ONEMORE SYLLABLE SIR/MA'AM deuce: I HATE DUETS
bung
deuce
spigot
#anime
#bung-deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#pink-background
#sfw
#singing
#toilet
8,162 7/24/2021 sha1sum collision
deuce: FIRST SHA1SUM COLLISION AND CIVILIZATION COLLAPSES pants: I’M OKAY WITH THAT deuce: IN 3 2 1
deuce
pants
#afraid-deuce
#apocalypse
#coy-pants
#cryptography
#drunk-deuce
#sfw
#somber-deuce
#woodring-den-background
8,163 7/25/2021 monique alexander
deuce: KNOW WHAT'S GREAT ABOUT MONIQUE ALEXANDER???? spigot: I SURELY DOBUT YOU FIRST deuce: [CRICKETS] spigot: [CRICKETS] deuce: [WAY WAY LOUDER CRICKETS]
deuce
spigot
#boar
#cricket
#hi-fi
#monique-alexander
#mountain-background
#porn
#sfw
#sfx
#somber-deuce
8,164 7/26/2021 meow
deuce: I'M A KITTY deuce: MEOW deuce: I FUCK BUTTHOLES deuce: MEOW
deuce
#afraid-deuce
#anal
#apricot-background
#deuce-effigy-pants-spigot
#kitty
#meow
#okay-pants-face
#rare-pants
#somber-deuce
8,165 7/27/2021 respect
pants: FORCING THINGS (SPOONS,ETC.) UP ME deuce: I CAN RESPECT THAT
deuce
pants
#anal
#aretha-franklin
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#insertion
#single-panel
#woodring-stairs-background
8,166 7/28/2021 water drinking incident
deuce: MY CAT IS CURRENTLY DRINKING WATER HOW COPY deuce: HE GOT SPOOKED AND LEFT,HOW DO YOU READ effigy: 5 BY 5 KNIGHT RIDER ONE deuce: WILL KEEP YOU UP TODATE KNIGHT RIDER ACTUAL effigy: NOT NECESSARYCOMMANDER,ENJOY YOURSELFOUT THERE.
deuce
effigy
#bi
#callsign
#cat
#deuce-effigy
#drunk-deuce
#ham-radio
#knight-rider
#radio
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
8,167 7/29/2021 did not
spigot: DID YOU MEAN: BONNER FARM spigot: NO I DID NOT
spigot
#blue-background
#boner
#cornflower-background
#did-you-mean
#filler-panel
#wang-chung
8,168 7/30/2021 double-dicking
pants: T DEUCE I LICK DICK FOR THE CIA AND THE KGB deuce: T PANTS DOUBLE-DICKING THAT IS
deuce
pants
#cia
#deja-vu
#deuce-pants
#dicklicking
#double-agent
#espionage
#kgb
#single-panel
#woodring-stairs-background
8,169 7/31/2021 hot pocket
deuce: I'M A HOT POCKET pants: PUTTING YOU INTHE CRISPING SLEEVE deuce: FUCK YEAH deuce: THIS MEANS I'M BEING TREATED SPECIALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NOOOOOOOOOOOO MICROWAVED AND KILLED
deuce
pants
#aids
#coy-pants
#crisping-sleeve
#deuce-pants
#food
#hot-pockets
#microwave
#murder
#violence
#woodring-stairs-background
8,170 8/1/2021 the universal sound
deuce: GARK THE PLANET
deuce
#deuce-solo
#gark
#hackers
#sfw
#sfx
#single-panel
#woodring-room-background
8,171 8/2/2021 did i mention
net: DID I MENTION I'M GOING TO LEARN ESPERANTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH deuce: T NET ARE YOU REALLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
deuce
net
#deuce-net
#esperanto
#green-background
#hi-fi
#meow
#sfw
#single-panel
8,172 8/3/2021 squeak squeak squeak squeeeeeeak
spigot: SOME CAR OUT THERE NEEDS A NEW FAN BELT pants: THOSE ARE CRICKETS spigot: WELL THEY ALL NEED NEW FAN BELTS
pants
spigot
#auto-repair
#bakersfield
#bored-pants
#coy-pants
#cricket
#funloving-nonsense
#pants-spigot
#repetition
#sfw
#squeak
#woodring-field-background
8,173 8/4/2021 if you don't
spigot: WE DON'T COMMENT ON ACTIVE BEATOFFS spigot: IF YOU DON'T SEE THE TOILET, YOU ARE THE TOILET pants: NAPALM STICKS TO LITTLE GIRLS
pants
spigot
#beating-off
#napalm
#toilet
#vietnam-war
#white-background
8,174 8/5/2021 mechanic's creeper
spigot: POPPING INTO YOUR STALL ON MY UNDER-CAR ROLLER
spigot
#bathroom
#sfw
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#stall
#urinal-background
#voyeurism
8,175 8/6/2021 if the shoe fits
spigot
#physical-comedy
#single-panel
8,176 8/7/2021 worth noodling on
spigot: JUST CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY FORCES AND INTERACTIONS BEHAVE SO DIFFERENTLY AT SMALL SCALES THAN THEY DO LARGE SCALES spigot: WHY IS PETTING A CAT AND PUNCHING A CAT SO FUNDAMENTALLY DISSIMILAR spigot: A DICK IN YOUR MOUTH AND A DICK UP YOUR ASS SHOULD OBEY THE SAME SET OF RULES — BUT NO spigot: ANYWAY, WORTH NOODLING ON FOR 200 YEARS spigot: COULD ED BARBARA FROM FURNITURE USA FLY OR WAS THAT A DREAM
spigot
#cat
#dick
#ed-barbara
#furniture-usa
#monologue
#mountain-background
#physics
#quantum
#science
#spigot-solo
#violence
8,177 8/8/2021 oh you'll know
pants: HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO DO THIS deuce: YOU'LL KNOWWHEN I'M DONE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#mountain-background
#sfw
#single-panel
8,178 8/9/2021 new porn name
deuce: MY NEW PORN NAMEIS CYTOKINE STORM
deuce
#biology
#deuce-solo
#flu-pandemic
#minecraft-background
#porn
#science
#single-panel
#virology
8,179 8/10/2021 whatever happened there
pants: OUR TRUE ENEMY pants: HAS YET pants: TO REVEAL HIMSELF pants: OR HERSELF!!!!!!!!!!!! IN THIS YEAR OF OUR LORD 2020 OUR TRUE ENEMY COULD BE A WOMAN
pants
#coy-pants
#filler-panel
#gender
#huffy-pants
#last-year
#mountain-background
#sfw
#the-godfather
8,180 8/11/2021 it's only
effigy: URINE deuce: DELICIOUS AND BUBBLY deuce: YELLOW AND TRUE pants: SO GLAD IT’S ONLY pants: PEE AND NOT POO
deuce
effigy
pants
#drunk-deuce
#pee
#piss
#poetry
#poo
#wham
#yellow-background
8,181 8/12/2021 time travelers
:: HAS JOINED THE ROOM effigy: WE ARE ALL TIME TRAVELERS!!!!!111 :: HAS LEFT THE ROOM
:
effigy
#effigy-solo
#sfw
#time-travelers
#urinal-background
8,182 8/13/2021 in / from
spigot: THERE'S LICKING DICKS IN SPACE AND THERE'S LICKING DICKS FROM SPACE
spigot
#black-background
#dicklicking
#single-panel
#space
#spigot-solo
8,183 8/14/2021 a plaintive request
pants: JACK ME OFF deuce: N pants: PLZ deuce: NN
deuce
pants
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#handjob
#mountain-background
#somber-deuce
#y-n
8,184 8/15/2021 hayes compatible
deuce: +++ deuce: ATH deuce: I'M A HAYES-COMPATIBLE MODEM deuce: INSERT YOUR PENIS INTO ME pants: I’LL NEVER GET FIRED FOR INSERTING MY PENIS INTO YOU
deuce
pants
#bored-pants
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#employment
#green-background
#insertion
#lavender-background
#modem
#multiple-backgrounds
#pink-background
#red-background
#sage-background
8,185 8/16/2021 biding my time
net: I'M A DICK net: DOESN'T ANYONE HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT THAT????????? deuce: NOT AT PRESENT deuce: I'M BIDING MY TIME UNTIL YOU FALL ASLEEP net: THE DICK DOES NOT SLEEP deuce: BUT THE NET SURE DOES
deuce
net
#deuce-net
#dick
#drunk-deuce
#mountain-background
#sleep
8,186 8/17/2021 all set
spigot: ALL SET TO ENTER THE QUEER TIER ?️
spigot
#birthday-strip
#deja-vu
#orange-background
#queer
#sfw
#single-panel
#urethra
8,187 8/18/2021 the squirt booth
spigot: T DEUCE JOIN ME IN THE SQUIRT BOOTH AT THE SPRAY PARK FOR THE SPLOP FAIR deuce: I DO NOTKNOW WHAT THAT IS
deuce
spigot
#alliteration
#applesauce
#funloving-nonsense
#mountain-background
#onomatopoeia
#sfw
#single-panel
8,188 8/19/2021 what god is made of
deuce: GOD IS MADE OF DEUCE'S SHITS deuce: AND ALSO PLASTIC deuce: OH AND SOME FRITOS deuce: APOLOGIES TO ALL MY RELIGIOUS FRIENDS BUT deuce: WWWWWWWWWWWW WASTED
deuce
#brown-background
#cosmology
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#god
#religion
#shit
8,189 8/20/2021 errno / errno
deuce: EXTERN INT ERRNO; pants: SUNG TO THE TUNE OF RICHIE VALON'S LA BAMBA pants: URRRK YOU ARE HANGING ME FROM A LAMP POST deuce: I WANT TO DISPLAY YOU FOR ALL TO SEE AS A LESSON pants: I SEE pants: :NOTES: ERRNO / ERRNO deuce: I JUST A TOOK A SHOWER!!!! YOU'RE WELCOME, WESTERN UNITED STATES
deuce
pants
#bored-pants
#c-programming-language
#coy-pants
#huffy-pants
#library-function
#lime-background
#lynching
#physical-comedy
#ritchie-valens
#sfw
#shower
#somber-deuce
#typo
#violent-disapproval
#weird-pants-face
8,190 8/21/2021 vaxxed
spigot: I GOT VAXXED BUT I STILL HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM
spigot
#bathroom
#covid-19
#current-events
#science
#sfw
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#vaccination
#vaccine
#woodring-stairs-background
8,191 8/22/2021 no idea where to start
deuce: COULD SOMEONE GIVE ME SOME INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO JERK OFF deuce: I WANT TO GIVE IT A SHOT BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE TO START pants: CAN I PERFORM THEM AS A HIP-HOP SONG
deuce
pants
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#edutainment
#hip-hop
#jerking
#joi
#multiple-backgrounds
8,192 8/23/2021 seriously have a problem
spigot: DO YOU SERIOUSLY HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME PUTTING GLITTER ON HOT DOGS
spigot
#funloving-nonsense
#glitter
#hot-dogs
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#single-panel
#woodring-room-background
8,193 8/24/2021 great adventure
pants: I AM ELVRO THE ELF deuce: I'M FIDOTHE HOBBIT deuce: OH THE ADVENTURES WE'LL HAVE !!! pants: WE WILL GO EXPLORING deuce: YES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pants: HOW DO WE GET INTO THE DUNGEON (NOT THINKING STRAIGHT) :: HEADS STRAIGHT TOWARDS THE DOOR MARKED "MEN" pants: OKAY COME IN THERE ARE ELVES IN HERE (MUFFLED, FROM BEHIND DOOR) deuce: OKAY NOW THERE'S JUST FIDO !!! deuce: JOIN US TOMORROW FOR THE NEXT GREAT ADVENTURE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dungeon
#elves
#hobbits
#lotr
#stalls
#tolkien
#woodring-den-background
8,194 8/25/2021 how cool
spigot: HOW COOL WILL IT BE WHEN WE CAN SHIT ON OUR PHONES AND FOLD THEM LIKE A WAFFLE IRON
spigot
#gunmetal-background
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#waffle-stomping
8,195 8/26/2021 take it off baby
deuce: I'M A C-STYLE COMMENT pants: TAKE IT OFFBABY deuce: PLEASE DO NOT USE ME RECURSIVELY BECAUSE THEN I WILL CRY pants: ALL RIGHT THAT’S ABOUT ALL WE NEED HERE GO AHEAD AND PUT IT BACK ON BABY
deuce
pants
#aqua-background
#c
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#programming
#sfw
#somber-deuce
#weird-pants-face
8,196 8/27/2021 rebranding
spigot: THEY SHOULD REBRAND AS GIRAFFEGHANISTAN AND GIVE EVERYONE RIDES :GIRAFFE_FACE::GIRAFFE_FACE::GIRAFFE_FACE::GIRAFFE_FACE::GIRAFFE_FACE::GIRAFFE_FACE:
spigot
#afghanistan
#current-events
#emoji
#funloving-nonsense
#giraffe
#sfw
#single-panel
#yellow-background
8,197 8/28/2021 drinking enough
pants: ARE YOU DRINKING ENOUGH PISS pants: THAT WAS RUDE OF ME, WHAT I MEANT TO SAY: pants: ARE WE DRINKING ENOUGH PISS deuce: I'M DRINKING PLENTY BUSTER deuce: I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE LIKES OF YOU!!! deuce: NOTHIN' BUT NET pants: AND SOME PISS pants: TOILET PIG
deuce
pants
#ali-hajiyev
#bored-pants
#deuce-pants
#huffy-pants
#piss
#somber-deuce
#test
#toilet-pig
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-field-background
8,198 8/29/2021 roughly
spigot: ROUGHLY TWENTY OF YOUR EARTH DICKS
spigot
#black-background
#dicks
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
8,199 8/30/2021 one or both
pants: ARE BOTH OF YOUR DADS GAY OR JUST THE ONE
pants
#gaydads
#mountain-background
#pants-solo
#single-panel
8,200 8/31/2021 dust bowl transplants
deuce: DUST BOWL TRANSPLANTS pants: PLEASE SUCK IT pants: PRICKCHECK!!!!!!!!! EVERYBODY POST GIF OR JPEG NO TIFF PLZ
deuce
pants
#file-formats
#image-encoding
#pricks
#sucking
#urinal-background
8,201 9/1/2021 a fine team
deuce: I'M A HARDON bung: I'M AN OPEN MOUTH deuce: WE WILL MAKE A FINE TEAM bung: LIKE BREAD AND BUTTER deuce: AND WHORES AND AIDS
bung
deuce
#a-fine-team
#aids
#bung-deuce
#hardon
#mountain-background
#mouth
#whores
8,202 9/2/2021 pump out the jams
spigot: THE ONLY JAMS I'M PUMPING OUT ARE FROM THIS PLASTIC BOTTLE OF SMUCKER'S SQUEEZABLE STRAWBERRY spigot: PLPHLTPPHL spigot: PLPGLTH spigot: NOW I CAN BEAT OFF
spigot
#beating-off
#corndog-background
#food
#jam
#jelly
#technotronic
8,203 9/3/2021 play-doh
deuce: IF YOU EAT PLAY-DOH YOU WILL SHIT IT OUT deuce: ^^^ TRUE STORY ^^^ spigot: LIKE IN FUNNY SHAPES ??
deuce
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#dongs
#shit
#urinal-background
#weird-pants-face
8,204 9/4/2021 summer diarrhea
pants: :HIBISCUS: :SUNFLOWER: :TULIP: SUMMER DIARRHEA :CHERRY_BLOSSOM: :BLOSSOM: :BOUQUET:
pants
#diarrhea
#pants-solo
#poo
#single-panel
#summer
#urinal-background
8,205 9/5/2021 blackbird singing in the dead of night
pants: AS SOMEONE WHO HAS USED THE WEB SINCE 2007, spigot: IS YOUR DOG HAVING A HOPPY HOWL-OWEEN pants: SUCKING DICK AT THE DONUT WHEEL, NEXT 40 MINUTES spigot: :NOTES: SUCKING DICK AT THE DONUT WHEEL :NOTES:
pants
spigot
#beatles
#dick
#dog
#donut
#halloween
#singing
#web
#woodring-stairs-background
8,206 9/6/2021 which dungeon
deuce: T PANTS I JUST WASHED CLOTHES!!! NOW CAN I PLEASE BE LET OUT OF THE DUNGEON deuce: SORRY, *MAY* I pants: THE DIRTY CLOTHES DUNGEON OR THE REGULAR DUNGEON deuce: UNCLEAR (IT'S V. DARK) deuce: I THINK I SMELL A WUMPUS pants: SO THE REGULAR DUNGEON pants: DENIED
deuce
pants
#dungeon
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
#wumpus
8,207 9/7/2021 my friends
pants: HOW LUCKY I AM TO GROW OLD WITH MY FRIENDS spigot: MORE LIKE GROW FAT WITH YOUR FAKE FRIENDS deuce: WHY AREN'T YOU DEAD YET spigot: LITERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY HANG YOURSELF WITH ETHERNET CABLE deuce: WHO EVEN INVITED YOU HERE spigot: YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE A CONFERENCE CALL deuce: YOU GODDAMN DUMB DONG spigot: WELCOME TO DUMB DONG WAREHOUSE EMPORIUM deuce: IF YOU GET A CHANCE YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF spigot: WHO WRITES YOUR DIALOG deuce: AMERICAN FARTBAG spigot: STAY AWAY FROM ME :NOTES: pants: :HEART_EYES::HEART_EYES::HEART_EYES: MY FRIENDS :HEART_EYES::HEART_EYES::HEART_EYES:
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#dumb-dong
#emoji
#ethernet
#fat
#friends
#mountain-background
#overlong
#singing
#somber-deuce
#suicide
8,208 9/8/2021 i'm just saying
pants: I'M JUST SAYING THAT YOU HAVE A HABIT OF FEEDING ANIMALS THINGS THAT THEY ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT pants: GIRAFFES DO NOT EAT SNICKERS BARS, SEAGULLS DO NOT EAT KIT-KATS AND BUBBLE-BUTTED TWINK TRAPS DO NOT EAT PEANUTS pants: WELL MAYBE THEY DO pants: WHO REALLY KNOWS ANYTHING deuce: DEUCE DOES NOT EAT VEGETABLES
deuce
pants
#animals
#candy
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#fatness
#food
#giraffe
#huffy-pants
#peanuts
#traps
#twinks
#woodring-den-background
8,209 9/9/2021 marine world africa u.s.a.
spigot: OFF TO MARINE WORLD TO HAVE A "WHALE" OF A GOOD TIME !!!!!!! spigot: RIDING THE WHALE AROUND WALGREENS spigot: MORE LIKE THE WHALEGREENS
spigot
#cornflower-background
#marine-world
#pun
#sfw
#walgreens
#whale
8,210 9/10/2021 worth considering
pants: WORTH CONSIDERING: MY WIENER deuce: FECKLESS pants: WHEREAS I SEE THEGLASS AS FECKFUL deuce: AND SCENE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#somber-deuce
#wiener
#woodring-den-background
8,211 9/11/2021 fema
spigot: POUND MY BALLS SO I QUALIFY FOR FEMA AID
spigot
#cocksucking
#drugs
#fema
#genital-mutilation
#nuts-of-spigot
#oxycodone
#single-panel
#swamp-background
8,212 9/12/2021 toast quota
pants: MORE TOAST PLEASE deuce: YOU HAVE REACHEDYOUR TOAST QUOTA
deuce
pants
#corndog-background
#deuce-pants
#fatness
#food
#sfw
#single-panel
#toast
8,213 9/13/2021 el cid
spigot: TURNS OUT EL CIDJUST MEANS THE CID
spigot
#crusades
#el-cid
#historical-revisionism
#language-problems
#mustard-background
#sfw
#single-panel
8,214 9/14/2021 the hague
deuce: DON'T EVERYBODY LICK DICK AT ONCE pants: WHY NOT deuce: BECAUSE GOOD DICKLICKERS FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS AND DON'T ASK QUESTIONS pants: WHAT IF YOU ASK ME TO LICK AN UNETHICAL DICK OR AN IMMORAL DICK OR EVEN AN ILLEGAL DICK deuce: YOU ARE OBLIGATED TO FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES deuce: ANY POSSIBLE WAR CRIMES TRIBUNALS AFTER THE FACT WILL SURELY ACQUIT YOU IF YOU INSIST YOU WERE JUST FOLLOWING ORDERS pants: I’M GOING TO BE HUNG AT THE HAGUE AREN’T I deuce: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN YES
deuce
pants
#bored-pants
#cocksucking
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#dicklicking
#huffy-pants
#somber-deuce
#war-crimes
#woodring-stairs-background
8,215 9/15/2021 and now my bottom is wet
pants: I SAT ON A BENCH OUTSIDE AND NOW MY BOTTOM IS WET spigot: WAS IT REALLY A BENCH OR WERE YOU IN THE FOUNTAIN LOOKING FOR COINS pants: THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER
pants
spigot
#fountain
#grilldos
#huffy-pants
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
8,216 9/16/2021 somewhat large
pants: SMALL DICKS ARE SMALL deuce: GO ON pants: I AM NO MORE USEFUL OR USELESS THAN THE AVERAGE NEXTDOOR READER deuce: WELL YOURSTATEMENTS AREAT LEASTACCURATE pants: I STRIVE FOR ACCURACY WHEN IT COMES TO SIZES OF THINGS pants: FOR EXAMPLE: MY COCK IS SOMEWHAT LARGE AND SO IS THE MOON BUT NOT THE STARS (THEY ARE JUST DOTS) deuce: SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT MOUNTAINS ARE SMALL pants: SOME ARE BUT THEY GROW AS YOU GET CLOSER deuce: OKAY WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A FOLLOWUP CONVERSATION ABOUT THIS BECAUSE THERE'S SOMETHING YOU'RE MISSING BUT IT WILL TAKE A LONG TIME TO EXPLAIN IT TO YOU SO WE'LL SAVE IT FOR ANOTHER TIME pants: THAT SOUNDS LOVELY
deuce
pants
#coy-pants
#dicks
#drunk-deuce
#gunmetal-background
#perspective
#somber-deuce
8,217 9/17/2021 supercuts
spigot: SERIOUSLY HOW ABOUT A SUPERCUT OF ALL THE DICKS I LICKED OVER LABOR DAY WEEKEND spigot: GLK spigot: BLK spigot: GURK spigot: BLURK spigot: BLORK spigot: BGLK spigot: GLKTH spigot: GURKTH spigot: PLGBTH spigot: GKNLBTH spigot: PLTH spigot: ... spigot: ... spigot: IT SEEMS LIKE THERE WOULD BE WAY MORE
spigot
#dicklicking
#haircut
#mountain-background
#spigot-solo
8,218 9/18/2021 iscandar and gamilon
deuce: MAYBE IF THAT BITCH STARSHA HAD TOLD US THAT ISCANDAR AND GAMILON WERE TWIN PLANETS WE WOULDN'T HAVE KILLED HER SISTER effigy: T DEUCE TRUTH
deuce
effigy
#anime
#deuce-effigy
#fan-theory
#nerds
#red-background
#sfw
#single-panel
#space-cruiser-yamato
#star-blazers
8,219 9/19/2021 paying at the pump
spigot: HURRR I REALLY AM PAYING AT THE PUMP
spigot
#gasoline
#nonstandard-title-panel
#pump
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#title-mismatch
#woodring-stairs-background
8,220 9/20/2021 which one are you again
deuce: T PANTS FOUND THE SHOVEL I LOST THREE DAYS AGO OR WHATEVER deuce: IT WAS IN THE SAND CHEST pants: DO I KNOW YOU
deuce
pants
#confusion
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#minecraft
#sand
#sfw
#shovel
#somber-deuce
#suicide
#which-one-are-you
#woodring-field-background
8,221 9/21/2021 only got
spigot: :SMALL_RED_TRIANGLE::SMALL_RED_TRIANGLE::SMALL_RED_TRIANGLE::SMALL_RED_TRIANGLE_DOWN: OW OW OW spigot: ONLY GOT 3.6 TOBLERONE UP THERE spigot: NOT GREAT, NOT TERRIBLE
spigot
#brown-background
#chernobyl
#decaf
#emoji
#insertion
#spigot-solo
#toblerone
8,222 9/22/2021 terminal cancer
deuce: UH OH, AN INTERNET BUDDY OF MINE HAS TERMINAL CANCER pants: WELL BE SURE TOLET HIM KNOW THAT2022 IS THE YEAROF DESKTOP LINUX FOR SURE THIS TIME
deuce
pants
#cancer
#deuce-pants
#linux
#sfw
#single-panel
#urinal-background
8,223 9/23/2021 socks + cocks
deuce: ROLLED UP SOCKS pants: STUFFED WITH COCKS spigot: HONKING HER BOOBS IN TIME WITH THE CAR ALARM
deuce
pants
spigot
#alarm
#boobs
#cocks
#honk
#honking
#single-panel
#woodring-stairs-background
8,224 9/24/2021 mo
deuce: IS THAT ADICK IN YOUR MOUTH spigot: MO pants: GOOD OLD FASHIONEDPOLICE WORK
deuce
pants
spigot
#detective-story
#dicks
#mountain-background
#police
8,225 9/25/2021 no matches found
deuce: ZSH: NO MATCHES FOUND: THE MOUTH OF PANTS pants: NOOOOOOO
deuce
pants
#command-line
#deuce-pants
#linux
#mountain-background
#mouth-of-pants
#sfw
#single-panel
#zsh
8,226 9/26/2021 puttin' on the ritz
pants: VAMPYRE FICTION CAN ONLY GROW AND BE GREAT THROUGH THE STRENGTH OF DIVERSITY deuce: RITZ CRACKERS ARE DELICIOUS spigot: HAVE YOUTRIED THEMWITH PB + J deuce: DO I LOOK LIKE A MONSTER TO YOU
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#diversity
#sfw
#vampyre
#viscera
#white-background
8,227 9/27/2021 sweaty
deuce: I'M SWEATY deuce: LET'S TOUCH NAKED BELLIES
deuce
#be-gay-with-me
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#fatness
#naked
#urinal-background
8,228 9/28/2021 from the top
pants: OKAY, FROM THE TOP, THIS TIME I’LL LISTEN AND TAKE NOTES: HOW DOES ONE GO ABOUT POOING spigot: DICK LICKER / DICK LICKER / LICK ME A DICK spigot: SUCK ME A PRICK / TODAY spigot: COCK SUCKER / COCK SUCKER / SUCK ME A COCK spigot: AND THEN / I WILL JUST GO AWAY spigot: (C) TOM LEHRER
pants
spigot
#cocksucking
#dicklicking
#fiddler-on-the-roof
#filler-panel
#pants-spigot
#poo
#singing
#tom-lehrer
#woodring-room-background
8,229 9/29/2021 bit lip
deuce: I JUST BIT MY LIP AGAIN deuce: WAKE THE PRESIDENT
deuce
#deuce-solo
#multiple-backgrounds
#sfw
#urinal-background
#woodring-room-background
8,230 9/30/2021 i forbid it
pants: WANT TO DIE PLEASE deuce: NO PROMISES pants: SOON IS FINE BUT NOW WOULD BE BETTER pants: DEATH PLZ deuce: YOU MAY NOT DIE deuce: I FORBID IT deuce: .............. WELL, EXCEPT AT MY HANDS IF I GET TIRED OF YOU
deuce
pants
#death
#deuce-pants
#gunmetal-background
#somber-deuce
#suicide
8,231 10/1/2021 absotively positootly
spigot: ABSOTIVELY POSITOOTLY GAY pants: WHEN I'VE GOT TO HAVE THE JIZZ ON YOUR FACE OVERNIGHT deuce: SUSPECTED HOMO-SEXUALS
deuce
pants
spigot
#absotively-positootly
#fedex
#mint-background
#single-panel
8,232 10/2/2021 ada
pants: DID LINDA LOVELACE INVENT ADA pants: I'M A $5 FOOTLONG
pants
#food
#gianna-michaels
#linda-lovelace
#pants-solo
#porn
#programing
#subway
#woodring-den-background
8,233 10/3/2021 last name first name
deuce: LAST NAME FOX /FIRST NAME SLY spigot: STICK MY DICK /IN A PUMPKIN PIE
deuce
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#mountain-background
#pie
#pumpkin-pie
#singing
#single-panel
8,234 10/4/2021 q
spigot: IS JAMES BOND AT ALLWORRIED THERE MIGHT BENO TIME TO LICK DICK spigot: DOUBLE "O"SOUNDS LIKE DUH / BLOW spigot: HOO BOYHERE COMES :POINT-RIGHT: Q :POINT-LEFT: WITH A WHEELBARROW OF DILDONIC ARDUINOS AND HUCKLEBERRY BUTT PLUGS spigot: DON'T SEE ME DON'T SEE ME DON'T SEE ME DON'T SEE ME DON'T SEE ME DON'T SEE ME DON'T SEE ME DON'T SEE ME DON'T SEE ME DON'T SEE ME DON'T SEE ME DON'T SEE ME DON'T SEE ME DON'T SEE ME DON'T SEE ME spigot: HI
spigot
#arduino
#buttplugs
#dicklicking
#gunmetal-background
#james-bond
#spigot-solo
8,235 10/5/2021 dirt pipe milkshakes / open your golden gate
pants: DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER FLAVORS THAN DIRTPIPE
pants
#brown-background
#dirtpipe-milkshake
#milkshake
#single-panel
8,236 10/6/2021 hi i'm a nice gazebo
spigot: HI I'M A NICE GAZEBO FROM ORCHARD SUPPLY LET'S GO TO MY PLACE / HONK SURPRISE I'M AN OUTHOUSE TOILET
spigot
#bait-and-switch
#buttplug
#honk
#orchard-supply-hardware
#single-panel
#toilet
#yellow-background
8,237 10/7/2021 mass shooting
deuce: WOO HOO MASS SHOOTING pants: ANYWHERE GOOD OR IN A SHITHOLE STATE deuce: MEH WHO CARES
deuce
pants
#black-background
#current-events
#no-greytext
#shooting
8,238 10/8/2021 f.b.i.
pants: I'D FUCK ME deuce: THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID WHEN I ASKED THIS QUESTION TO YOU A FEW MONTHS AGO deuce: LYING TO THE FBI IS A FELONY pants: FEMALE BODY INSPECTORS ONLY HAVE JURISDICTION AT THE FEDERAL LEVEL, NOT AT STATE spigot: THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RETARDS
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#fbi
#huffy-pants
#retard
#somber-deuce
#urinal-background
#west-side-story
8,239 10/9/2021 cut it up one time
deuce: I'M ONLY GOING TO SAY THIS ONE TIME, FOLKS: deuce: SPINDERELLA, CUT IT UP ONE TIME
deuce
#deuce-solo
#folks
#pepa
#rap
#salt
#salt-n-pepa
#sfw
#spinderella
#woodring-stairs-background
8,240 10/10/2021 a is for
pants: OR AS I LIKE TO CALL IT, "SUNDAY" deuce: GLHGAHGA
deuce
pants
#aardvark
#alphabet
#sfw
#single-panel
#somber-deuce
#sunday
#woodring-stairs-background
8,241 10/11/2021 cartoon pig
pants: HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE JOHN MULANEY AS A CARTOON PIG pants: OR REALLY ANY KIND OF PIG pants: MAYBE I'M JUST HUNGRY :PIG:
pants
#emoji
#john-mulaney
#mountain-background
#pig
#sfw
#spider-ham
#spider-man
8,242 10/12/2021 seem to have
deuce: I SEEM TO HAVE TAKEN PILLS WHICH GOT ME HIGH effigy: LUCKY
deuce
effigy
#deuce-effigy
#drugs
#pills
#single-panel
#wang
#woodring-field-background
8,243 10/13/2021 strange thing to say
pants: I WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO MY OWN BUTTHOLE deuce: THAT'S A STRANGE THING TO SAY pants: IF YOU KNOW ME,NOT REALLY deuce: FAIR ENOUGH
deuce
pants
#butthole
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#mountain-background
#okay-pants-face
#potato
#somber-deuce
8,244 10/14/2021 very proud
deuce: I'M VERY PROUD OF MY LITTLE BUNNY :RABBIT:
deuce
#bunny
#burnt-background
#emoji
#sfw
#single-panel
#urinal
8,245 10/15/2021 please help me poo
pants: SERIOUSLY PLEASE HELP ME POO pants: MAYBE TAKE ME TO HOT DOG ON A STICK OR SOMETHING pants: POSTING “WILL SUCK DICK FOR OXY” TO CRAIGSLIST FOR SFBAY, MODESTO, FRESNO
pants
#bay-area
#craigslist
#dick
#eggshell-background
#fresno
#modesto
#poo
8,246 10/16/2021 guess what
pants: T DEUCE GUESS WHAT CAME OUT OF MY BOTTOM THIS MORNING????????!?
pants
#brown-background
#deuce-pants
#poo
#single-panel
8,247 10/17/2021 wrong win
pants: PISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: BUT IF WE'RE SUCKING EACH OTHER OFF WHO SAYS JINX spigot: SORRY WRONG WIN
pants
spigot
#chat
#dicksucking
#huffy-pants
#pants-spigot
#piss
#woodring-stairs-background
8,248 10/18/2021 banana shaped
pants: SHY AWAY FROM MY BANANA-SHAPED (AND BANANA-COLORED) BONER pants: :BANANA: pants: PEELING IT: THE WORST THING YOU COULD HAVE DONE deuce: I REGRET NOTHING
deuce
pants
#banana
#boner
#deuce-pants
#emoji
#somber-deuce
#woodring-den-background
8,249 10/19/2021 this xmas
spigot: RYAN GOSLING :POINT_RIGHT: IS :POINT_LEFT: MARTIN LUTHER KING (THIS XMAS)
spigot
#martin-luther-king-jr
#piss
#ryan-gosling
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
#xmas
8,250 10/20/2021 a new alliance
effigy: CHAMPAGNE BOTTLE,MEET ASS deuce: AND THUSLY A NEWALLIANCE WAS FORGED
deuce
effigy
#deuce-effigy
#extreme-insertions
#mountain-background
#single-panel
8,251 10/21/2021 shan't
pants: I SHAN’T BE JACKED OFF pants: NOT BY THE LIKES OF YOU, SIR deuce: FINALLY, A REPRIEVE
deuce
pants
#bonequest-fm
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#huffy-pants
#jacking-off
#woodring-stairs-background
8,252 10/22/2021 kiss me
pants: :NOTES: KISS ME AND SMILE FOR ME pants: TELL ME THAT YOU'LL WAIT FOR ME pants: HOLD ME LIKE YOU'RE STANDING IN A PUDDLE OF URINE pants: AND I AM THE SOURCE OF THAT URINE
pants
#atandt-pants
#filename
#singing
#urine
#weird-pants-face
#yellow-background
8,253 10/23/2021 questions
pants: I HAVE QUESTIONS ABOUT BISEXUAL SUPERMAN
pants
#bisexual
#blue-background
#comics
#coy-pants
#current-events
#dc
#pants-solo
#single-panel
#superman
8,254 10/24/2021 the wrong side
spigot: LICK MY DICK OR BE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY
spigot
#cocksucking
#dicklicking
#history
#mountain-background
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#typo
#woke
8,255 10/25/2021 far cry 6 (2021 remaster)
pants: _FEW CLOUDS_ (RAIN MAN VOICE) deuce: GOTTA SAY IT TWICE deuce: WHY AREN'T YOU PLAYING FAR CRY 6 WITH ME pants: COUCH REASONS deuce: FUCK YO COUCH pants: GETTING UP BUT I WARN YOU IT WILL TAKE A FEW MINUTES TO GET DOWN THE HALLWAY deuce: I'LL FUCKING CUT YOU
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#multiple-backgrounds
#rainman
#video-games
#weird-pants-face
8,256 10/26/2021 t.p.z.
spigot: THIS PLACE IS A TOTAL PARTY ZONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: WITH A CAPITAL ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
spigot
#grey-background
#ovaltine
#party
#sfw
#spigot-solo
8,257 10/27/2021 urge to drink
deuce: WHY DO I HAVE THE URGE TO DRINK pants: MY QUESTION WOULD BE WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU [DROWNED OUT BY COOKIE BUZZSAW NOISES] pants: (YOU CAN TOTALLY TELL I'M STILL TALKING BECAUSE MY MOUTH IS MOVING AND I'M GESTURING WITH MY HANDS BUT YOU CAN'T HEAR A WORD)
deuce
pants
#alcoholism
#deuce-pants
#sfw
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-stairs-background
8,258 10/28/2021 foreigner
spigot: :NOTES: HOT BLOODED :NOTES: :NOTES: LOOK AT MY DICK :NOTES: spigot: :NOTES: IT'S GONNA SQUIRT YOU UP :NOTES::NOTES: WITH STRAWBERRY QUIK :NOTES: pants: YOU SHOULD GETTHAT LOOKED AT spigot: I LITERALLYJUST TOLD YOUTO DO THAT
pants
spigot
#bored-pants
#emoji
#foreigner
#mountain-background
#pants-spigot
#quik
#singing
8,259 10/29/2021 canker sore
deuce: I'M A CANKER SORE deuce: POUND ME 'TIL THE COWS COME HOME
deuce
#deuce-solo
#pink-background
8,260 10/30/2021 you don't have to
spigot: YOU DON'T HAVE TO LICK ALL THE DICKS . . . . . spigot: . . . . . JUST THE ONES YOU WANNA KEEP !!!! spigot: :JOY: :JOY: :JOY: spigot: :SOB: :TIRED_FACE: :SNEEZING_FACE: :NAUSEATED_FACE: :SCREAM:
spigot
#dicklicking
#emoji
#filler-panel
#gunmetal-background
#spigot-solo
8,261 10/31/2021 watching
pants: I SHIT THINGS net: OH MY GOD IT'S TRUE deuce: I AM WATCHING
deuce
net
pants
#brown-background
#deuce-net-pants
#scrubs
#shit
#single-panel
#voyeurism
8,262 11/1/2021 always more
deuce: DO YOU THINK I'LL EVER LOVE AGAIN deuce: NOW THAT MY POO HAS DUMPED ME effigy: THERE ARE ALWAYS MORE POOS IN THE SEA :: OF MANY PEOPLE POOING IN THE SEA :: TO: THE WORLD'S OCEANS COMPLETELY FILLED WITH POO spigot: FADE TO BLACK spigot: I NEED A ZERO-DAY HUG :RAINBOW:
deuce
effigy
spigot
#deuce-effigy-spigot
#emoji
#love
#poo
#rainbow
#woodring-stairs-background
8,263 11/2/2021 autist artist
pants: I'M AN AUTIST deuce: I'M AN AUTIST ARTIST deuce: IN THAT I GRIND UP AUTISTIC PEOPLE AND USE THEM AS PAINT pants: BRAVO deuce: GET OVER HERE, YOU pants: L3GAL W33D
deuce
pants
#art
#autism
#deuce-pants
#huffy-pants
#lime-background
#spam
#weed
8,264 11/3/2021 happy pills
pants: T DEUCE I’M OFFICIALLY OUT OF HAPPY PILLS deuce: WELL YOU'LL FIND MY PENIS DISPENSES A SUBSTITUTE pants: DO THE CONTENTS MAKE ME HAPPY OR DO THEY MAKE YOU HAPPY deuce: [MUFFLED]
deuce
pants
#afraid-deuce
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#minecraft-background
#okay-pants-face
#somber-deuce
#weird-pants-face
8,265 11/4/2021 up here
deuce: SMASH MY LIKE BUTTON deuce: T EFFIGY IT'S UP HERE effigy: THAT LOOKS LIKE A DONG deuce: UP HERE
deuce
effigy
#deuce-effigy
#dongs
#primrose-background
#red-background
#social-media
8,266 11/5/2021 decathlon
net: IT'S LIKE A BIG GAY TRIATHLON net: FIRST THERE'S THE SUCKING, THEN THE HUMPING THEN THE DYING net: THE DECATHLON ALSO INCLUDES SUCH EVENTS AS VACUUMING AND PLAYING THE PIANO deuce: THIS ISN'T MICROSOFT DECATHLON FROM 1982 IS IT net: YOU HAVE TAKEN THE LEAD IN THE ASKING DUMB QUESTIONS EVENT
deuce
net
#aqua-background
#deuce-net
#microsoft
#sports
8,267 11/6/2021 not that kind
deuce: I'M A HEXAGON pants: RAPING YOU WITH AN IKEA WRENCH deuce: I'M NOT THAT KIND OF HEXAGON pants: NOW YOU ARE
deuce
pants
#blue-background
#deuce-pants
#huffy-pants
#ikea
#rape
8,268 11/7/2021 nutscraping
deuce: SURE COULD USE SOME NUTSCRAPING spigot: THANKSI DON'T DANCE
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#grey-background
#netscape
#single-panel
8,269 11/8/2021 g.r.a.
deuce: GAY RINGED ASTEROIDS
deuce
#acronym
#deuce-solo
#single-panel
#woodring-den-background
8,270 11/9/2021 mind of minolta
spigot: TONIGHT WE GO INSIDE THE MIND OF A PENIS deuce: IS IT ANYTHING LIKE THE MIND OF MINOLTA deuce: HUGALBLGHLA deuce: HUGLUHBALHBGLHGLUB deuce: GLHLHAGLHSDHFL3GYH I3L KYSL V8KHFHKDF D98FHEFJNKL4W0943ND deuce: NO IT IS NOT
deuce
spigot
#camera
#cameras
#deuce-spigot
#minolta
#photography
#woodring-room-background
8,271 11/10/2021 too many dicks
deuce: WOULD SOMEONE PLZ SHAVE MY BACK, NUTS deuce: ALSO MY BUTT IS RATHER HAIRY AS IT TURNS OUT net: T DEUCE I WILL BE RIGHT OVER deuce: T NET FAG TRAP net: I MEANT FOR THE BALLS NOT THE BACK net: I'VE GOT TOO MANY DICKS HERE WHO WANTS TO SHARE deuce: DICK DICK GOOSE net: PSYCH!
deuce
net
#deuce-net
#dicks
#fag-trap
#macsbug
#shaving
#woodring-stairs-background
8,272 11/11/2021 mother of god
--: ME net: I FARTED AND BROKE THE INTERNET deuce: MADRE DE DIOS
--
deuce
net
#deuce-net
#farts
#jean-charles
#mousehole
#sfw
#single-panel
#spanish
#woodring-room-background
8,273 11/12/2021 all of my fingers
pants: OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW AND THAT'S ALL OF MY FINGERS
pants
#mutilation
#pants-solo
#sfw
#single-panel
#woodring-stairs-background
8,274 11/13/2021 type 2
spigot: TYPE 2 DIABEATOFF
spigot
#beating-off
#deuce-spigot
#diabetes
#single-panel
#woodring-stairs-background
8,275 11/14/2021 crypto-currency
deuce: I'M A FORM OF CRYPTOCURRENCY deuce: USE ME TO PURCHASE DRUGS, ILLEGAL WEAPONS, OTHER ILLICIT MATERIALS ... deuce: ... AND ILLEGAL SERVICES SUCH AS CONTRACT KILLINGS
deuce
#bitcoin
#crime
#crypto
#deuce-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
8,276 11/15/2021 can you believe
spigot: CAN YOU BELIEVE WE KILLED COMMANDER Q'UACKIM SALAMI AND K'OTAKU AL-HULLABALOO
spigot
#mountain-background
#panama
#sfw
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
8,277 11/16/2021 shen yun
deuce: T PANTS HEY deuce: T PANTS HEY deuce: T PANTS HEY HEY pants: T DEUCE HEY deuce: GUESS WHAT THIS TIME OF THE YEAR MEANS WE CAN LOOK FORWARD TO??? pants: PUMPKIN CHAI LATTES AT STARBUCKS?????? deuce: WWW.SHENYUN.COM spigot: THE TINIEST, QUIETEST GURK ESCAPING MY LIPS spigot: SO THE AUDIENCE KNOWS I DIED OF BOREDOM AT SHEN YUN
deuce
pants
spigot
#boredom
#china
#dancing
#death
#deuce-pants-spigot
#latte
#photo-background
#pumpkin-chai
#shen-yun
#starbucks
8,278 11/16/2021 censorship
spigot: WHY DOES TWITTERKEEP WORKING WITH CHINATO CENSOR OUR SHEN YUN POSTS spigot: EVEN THE TWO T'S IN THE WORD TWITTER LOOK LIKE TWO KICK DANCERS SHEN-YUNING THEIR WAY THROUGH THE WORD TWITTER spigot: FOLKS IT'S A SHOW ABOUTHOW CHINA SEIZED CONTROLOF HONG KONG AND IT'S CALLED SHEN ***YOINK*** !!!! spigot: FSST :DASH: spigot: I'VE BEENPOISONED
spigot
#censorship
#china
#emoji
#mountain-background
#politics
#potstickers
#shen-yun
#spigot-solo
8,279 11/17/2021 blue skies
pants: WHAT COLOR IS THE SKY IN YOUR WORLD deuce: BLUE pants: SAME HERE!!! LET’S BE FRIENDS
deuce
pants
#blue-background
#deuce-pants
#huffy-pants
#sfw
8,280 11/18/2021 let's both
pants: LET’S BOTH MASTURBATE TO JIMMY GARAPPOLO’S FACE spigot: DID YOU MEAN JANEANE GAROFALO pants: N spigot: ?
pants
spigot
#49ers
#emoji
#football
#jerking
#mountain-background
#pants-spigot
8,281 11/19/2021 quails
spigot: EVERY DINNER IN SAN FRANCISCO INVOLVES TEN DUMB QUAILS, ALL THEY DO IS GET THEIR HEADS CHOPPED OFF pants: QUAILS: NATURE'S FAGS
pants
spigot
#apricot-background
#bay-area
#dinner
#fags
#food
#pants-spigot
#quails
#san-francisco
#single-panel
8,282 11/20/2021 lateness
pants: 15 MINUTES LATE WITH STARBUCKS pants: 30 MINUTES LATE WITH A SPOT OF JIZZ ON MY CHIN pants: 45 MINUTES LATE, MISSING A SHOE pants: 60 MINUTES LATE TRAILED BY A MARCHING BAND
pants
#gunmetal-background
#jizz
#pants-solo
#starbucks
#weird-pants-face
8,283 11/21/2021 limited edition kit-kat
spigot: WELL MY NAME IS SPIGOTAND I'M HERE TO SAYEVERY SINGLE KIND OF KIT KATIS A-OKAY pants: STRAINING TO IMAGINEWHICH SYLLABLESEACH BEASTIE BOYIS RESPONSIBLE FOR SHOUTING
pants
spigot
#beastie-boys
#candy
#kit-kat
#mountain-background
#pants-spigot
#rap
#sfw
#single-panel
8,284 11/22/2021 motorboat
pants: A SMALL SERIES OF FARTS PFFT PFFT PFT PFT PTPTPT PFT deuce: MOTORBOAT FARTS pants: PUTT PUTT PUTT PUTT PUTTPUTTPUTTBRONK GRONK BRRRRRRRRR :FIRE: HIT A MANATEE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#eggshell-background
#emoji
#farts
#huffy-pants
#manatee
#motorboat
#no-greytext
8,285 11/23/2021 right in the sun
pants: T SPIGOT DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD LEAVE EARLY FOR OUTSIDE LANDS spigot: I THOUGHT YOU WERE HERE ALREADY, GOT A WET HALF-BLANKET AND WARM COORS RIGHT BY THE LARGEST SPEAKERS UP FRONT spigot: YES IT IS RIGHT IN THE SUN
pants
spigot
#beer
#black-background
#concert
#huffy-pants
#outside-lands
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#typo
8,286 11/24/2021 tea & scones
pants: WHAT SHALL I DO WITH JESUS WHICH IS CALLED CHRIST deuce: INVITE HIM FOR A CUP OF TEA AND SOME SCONES
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#etiquette
#jesus
#mountain-background
#religion
#sfw
#single-panel
8,287 11/25/2021 please hold
spigot: ? PLEASE HOLD FOR MY PENIS pants: YOUR CALL IS IMPORTANT TO US
pants
spigot
#customer-service
#emoji
#pants-spigot
#urinal-background
8,288 11/26/2021 crew of aliens
spigot: :SPACE_INVADER::SPACE_INVADER::SPACE_INVADER: BLEEP BLORP spigot: :SPACE_INVADER::SPACE_INVADER::SPACE_INVADER: WE ARE THE CREW OF ALIENS DOING HJ'S spigot: :SPACE_INVADER: HELLO spigot: :SPACE_INVADER: H E L L O spigot: :LEFT-FACING_FIST::SPACE_INVADER::RIGHT-FACING_FIST: P L E A S E A P P R O A C H
spigot
#aliens
#emoji
#grey-background
#handjobs
#spigot-solo
8,289 11/27/2021 in chronological order
pants: WHAT AM I GOING TO REPLACE THE KYLE TRIAL WITH deuce: ANAL ACROBATS 1 THROUGH 10 IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER pants: SEEMS FAIR
deuce
pants
#blue-background
#coy-pants
#current-events
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#porn
#somber-deuce
8,290 11/28/2021 strong for hot dog
pants: I WAS THIS MANY DAYS OLD WHEN I GOT BONKED ON THE HEAD AND STUFFED INTO A CRAWLSPACE spigot: DURING CONFERENCE CALLS I CAN WIGGLE MY LAPTOP AND PRETEND WE'RE HAVING AN EARTHQUAKE AND JUST LEAVE pants: <A HREF=“:BAT: :BAT: :BAT: :BAT: :BAT: :BAT:“>CALL MY BBS spigot: PROBABLY TIME FOR SOME LOUD FARTS INTO A COFFEE CUP pants: STRONG FOR HOT DOG :HOTDOG: :HOTDOG: :HOTDOG: ?️ spigot: BE AN ANGEL INVESTOR (POINTS TO PENIS) pants: THANK YOU TO THE MANY (S)HEROES, HEROES, AND (THEY)ROES spigot: JUST ATE12 ZINGERS INASSORTED FLAVORSSO IT'S BEDTIME
pants
spigot
#bat
#bbs
#coy-pants
#emoji
#enclave
#farts
#fat
#fatness
#html
#mountain-background
#pants-spigot
#pronouns
#sfw
#viscera
#weird-pants-face
8,291 11/29/2021 four-loaf supersystem
pants: WELP ANOTHER SUNDAY WHERE I BUY FRESH BAKED BREAD FROM THE FARMER’S MARKET AND EAT HALF THE LOAF ON THE DRIVE HOME spigot: TRY MY PATENTED FOUR-LOAF SUPERSYSTEM
pants
spigot
#bread
#brown-background
#fatness
#food
#gluttony
#pants-spigot
#sfw
8,292 11/30/2021 non-fungible
effigy: SOMEONE SHOULD HOOK UP AN NFT FOR SALE FOR EVERY BQ EPISODE pants: BUY NOW BUTTON effigy: [BID NOW] pants: CAN WE LEASE NFTS
effigy
pants
#bq
#effigy-pants
#nft
#sfw
#stalldoor-background
8,293 12/1/2021 seamlessly across all devices
spigot: WHY DON'T YOU LICK MY DICK SEAMLESSLY ACROSS ALL DEVICES
spigot
#apricot-background
#dick
#dicklicking
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
8,294 12/2/2021 happy thanksgiving
deuce: SURE HOPE YOU HAD A MISERABLEINDIGENOUS PEOPLES' DAY spigot: I MADE YOUA HAND TURKEY deuce: I SEE IT HAS ABIG LONG NECKAND NO FEATHERS spigot: YEP spigot: YUP
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#mountain-background
#thanksgiving
#turkey
8,295 12/3/2021 pants points
spigot: T PANTS LEAVING CANDY ON THE KITCHEN TABLE EARNS UP TO 100 PANTS POINTS pants: T SPIGOT WHAT ARE PANTS POINTS REDEEMABLE FOR spigot: PANTS REWARDS
pants
spigot
#pants-rewards
#pants-spigot
#pink-background
#sfw
8,296 12/4/2021 marathon
effigy: SHHHHSHSHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!THERE'S A DOG THE BOUNTYHUNTER MARATHON deuce: PLEASE MASTURBATEMORE QUIETLY
deuce
effigy
#deuce-effigy
#dog-the-bounty-hunter
#salmon-background
#single-panel
8,297 12/5/2021 cell tower
spigot: EXCEPT THAT YOUR PHONE PINGED A CELL TOWER IN THE DICKLICKNG DISTRICT
spigot
#cell-phone
#dicklicking
#law-and-order
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#woodring-den-background
8,298 12/6/2021 so tired
deuce: WHY AM I SO TIRED TODAY spigot: YOU LICKED TWO DICKS BEFORE YOU LICKED TWO DICKS, AND THEN YOU LICKED TWO DICKS AGAIN spigot: OBJECTION YOUR HONOR spigot: GAVEL GAVEL GAVEL THE WITNESS WILL LICK DICKS
deuce
spigot
#court
#deuce-spigot
#dicklicking
#sublime
#woodring-room-background
8,299 12/7/2021 evil angel
deuce: ANGLE IS TO STRANGLE AS ANGEL IS TO EVIL ANGEL
deuce
#deuce-solo
#porn
#sfw
#single-panel
#urinal-background
8,300 12/8/2021 ***all***
spigot: YOU DON'T HAVE TOLICK ****ALL****THE DICKS !!!!!! spigot: JUST THE ONESYOU WANT TO****LICK**** spigot: ALL OF THEM
spigot
#dicklicking
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
8,301 12/9/2021 dessert power
spigot: LIGHT YEARS ARE NOT ACTUALLY UNITS OF TIME, BUT GIRTH spigot: VALUE-ADDED PLUS FARTS spigot: :CHOCOLATE_BAR: :LOLLIPOP: :CANDY: :ICECREAM: :ICE_CREAM: :CAKE: :CUPCAKE: GLK BLK PBL spigot: CULTIVATING DESSERT POWER
spigot
#dessert
#dune
#emoji
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
8,302 12/10/2021 just a cigar
pants: KEEP ’EM COMING (STAMPS OUT CIGAR BUT IT WAS NEVER LIT) (LIGHTS STAMPED OUT CIGAR)
pants
#brown-background
#pants-solo
#sfw
#single-panel
#their-little-heads
8,303 12/11/2021 who's ready
spigot: WHO'S READY FOR A TWO-HOUR TEAM MEETING AT 7:30AM spigot: GOT MY COFFEE AND MY PENIS PUMP spigot: FSST FSST FSST FSST spigot: OH IM ON MUTE SORRY spigot: FSST FSST FSST FSST spigot: HOW'S MY AUDIO
spigot
#coffee
#conference-call
#greenlight-background
#mint-background
#penis-pump
#spigot-solo
#zoom
8,304 12/12/2021 same day
spigot: WHADDYA MEAN BONEQUEST AND BALLQUEST ARE HAPPENING ON THE SAME DAY spigot: OPERATOR spigot: HELLO
spigot
#bonequest
#mountain-background
#phone
#sfw
#spigot-solo
8,305 12/13/2021 don't chew or swallow
pants: PLEASE CLIMBINTO MY MOUTH deuce: YOUR CAVERNOUS MOUTH pants: I WILL BE GENTLE deuce: JUST HOLD ME IN YOUR MOUTH FOR PROTECTION, DON'T CHEW OR SWALLOW ME
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#mouth-of-pants
#multiple-backgrounds
#sfw
#vore
8,306 12/14/2021 just imagine
spigot: IMAGINE NOT BEING ABLE TO MAINTAIN AN ERECTION IN FRONT OF YOUR OWN CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN
spigot
#erection
#family
#gunmetal-background
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
8,307 12/15/2021 cherish the day
spigot: I WON'T GO ASTRAY spigot: BECAUSE I AM GAY spigot: HEY HEY HAY WAY GAY spigot: HUB BUB BUB LUB BLUB spigot: MY NAME IS SADE
spigot
#cherish-the-day
#deuce-likes-black-chicks
#deuce-spigot
#dong
#drunk-deuce
#gay
#mountain-background
#sade
#sfw
#singing
8,308 12/16/2021 do you dare me
spigot: DO YOU DARE ME TO SIT ON A BUDWEISER LIMITED EDITION HOLIDAY CAN
spigot
#beer
#deuce-pants-spigot
#holiday
#insertion
#single-panel
#woodring-room-background
8,309 12/17/2021 beer time
deuce: OKAY BEER TIME deuce: BE BACK GUYS !!!!!!!!!! deuce: I MEAN GAYS
deuce
#alcohol
#deuce-net-pants-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#gay
#pink-background
#sfw
#wang-chung
8,310 12/18/2021 hic
pants: I’M A LOVELY DAY deuce: FUCK YOU, LOVELY DAY pants: HIC
deuce
pants
#bored-pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk
#drunk-deuce
#jicama
#somber-deuce
#woodring-field-background
8,311 12/19/2021 an amazing series
pants: WHAT AN AMAZING SERIES OF JACKOFFS deuce: ACCUMULATING INSHIT CISTERNS pants: PAST, PRESENT, FUTURE deuce: TIMELESS JACKOFFS III pants: STANDING AT ATTENTION, SALUTING deuce: THAT'S MYFULL LEGAL NAME
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#porn
#sequel
#swamp-background
8,312 12/20/2021 trouble shooting
spigot: HAVE YOU TRIED TAKING THE PENIS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND PUTTING IT BACK IN AGAIN spigot: TAKE IT OUT AND TRY WAITING 15 SECONDS AND THEN PUT IT BACK IN
spigot
#blowjob
#hunter-green-background
#penis
#spigot-solo
#tech-support
#troubleshooting
8,313 12/21/2021 clorox containers
deuce: WHY ARE MY CLOROX CONTAINERS TALKING BAHLGBHLGABHLAGBHLAGBHLBAGLHABG HALLUCINATING bung: PUT THE CAPBACK ON THE BLEACH
bung
deuce
#bung-deuce
#sfw
#woodring-den-background
8,314 12/22/2021 reverse squirt gangbang
spigot: WHAT PART OF REVERSE SQUIRT GANGBANG IS HARD TO UNDERSTAND spigot: THE GUY WHO RUNS THE ADULT BOOKSTORE IS FORCING ME TO GET VACCINATED spigot: BRING A GUN TO THE AIRPORT DAY
spigot
#covid-19
#deuce-effigy-pants-spigot
#gun
#porn
#woodring-field-background
8,315 12/23/2021 tell me
pants: SHOULD I TAKE MY SHIRT OFF NOW pants: I’M READY FOR MY CLOSEUP!!!!!!!!!!! pants: TELL ME I’M PRETTY
deuce
effigy
pants
spigot
#deuce-effigy-pants-spigot
#huffy-pants
#mountain-background
#nudity
#photography
8,316 12/24/2021 oral arguments
pants: WHO WILL HEAR MY ORAL ARGUMENTS spigot: WHY WOULDN'T I BE ABLE TO FEEL MY OWN FACE pants: :SHELL: I CAN HEAR GAY FISH IN THE OCEAN
pants
spigot
#cocaine
#legal
#pants-spigot
#teal-background
#the-weeknd
8,317 12/25/2021 merry christmas
spigot: :SANTA: ⛄ :SNOWFLAKE: :CHRISTMAS_TREE: THE HOLIDAY SQUIRTS ARE HERE :CHRISTMAS_TREE: :SNOWFLAKE: ⛄ :SANTA:
spigot
#brown-background
#christmas
#diarrhea
#emoji
#holiday
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
8,318 12/26/2021 scanning
pants: AM I HARD deuce: SCANNING ... deuce: SCANNING ... deuce: PENIS NOT FOUND deuce: ASSERTION FAILED: PENIS deuce: PLEASE REBOOT THE SYSTEM.
deuce
pants
#boner
#bored-pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#penis
#swamp-background
8,319 12/27/2021 too much
pants: T DEUCE I REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT I MAY HAVE EATEN TOO MUCH CHINESE FOOD deuce: QUEST COMPLETE
deuce
pants
#chinese-food
#deuce-pants
#food
#orange-background
#sfw
#single-panel
8,320 12/28/2021 fun little hats
spigot: SURELY HIS MAJESTY MEANS CHICKS WITHOUT DICKS ??? spigot: SLUTS MINUS NUTS, YOUR GRACE spigot: WHAT / IF OUR PRICKS spigot: HAD / FUN LITTLE HATS
spigot
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
8,321 12/29/2021 feeling a little
spigot: :BANJO: spigot: :NOTES: spigot: FOLKS :BANJO::NOTES: spigot: WHO'S FEELING A LITTLE . . . spigot: :RACEHORSE::CACTUS: FENCED IN :CACTUS::FARMER: spigot: JUST ? spigot: GIVE :VIOLIN: spigot: ME :MUSICAL_KEYBOARD::MUSICAL_KEYBOARD::MUSICAL_KEYBOARD::MUSICAL_KEYBOARD: spigot: DONGS / LOTS OF DONGS :SAXOPHONE: spigot: IN MY STUPID FUCKING FACE spigot: :TRUMPET:GIVE :TRUMPET:ME :TRUMPET:THOSE :TRUMPET:DONGS spigot: I'VE BEEN SHOT
spigot
#dongs
#eggshell-background
#emoji
#singing
#spigot-solo
#violence
#violent-disapproval
8,322 12/30/2021 kneepads, chapstick
pants: :LIPS: :LIPSTICK: deuce: I SAID NO
deuce
pants
#alt-text
#deuce-pants
#emoji
#pink-background
#single-panel
8,323 12/31/2021 in which pants has an existential crisis
pants: WHO AMI pants: WHERE AM I GOING pants: OOH KOUIGN-AMANNS HROMPTH HOMPTH
pants
#gunmetal-background
#kouign-amann
#pants-solo
#sfw

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