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deuce: CAN WE JUST AGREE THAT MY WANG IS NOT A CARPET
deuce: DON'T WIPE YOUR DIRTY FEET ON IT
deuce: THANKS
pants: I'VE GOT TO WIPE THEM SOMEWHERE
deuce: I'M SAYING USE AN ACTUAL CARPET, NOT MY WANG (WHICH IS, AGAIN, NOT, I REPEAT NOT, A CARPET)
deuce: IT'S NOT A RUG EITHER TO BE CLEAR
pants: STILL THOUGH
pants: WHY CAN'T WE JUST AGREE THAT IT IS WIPEABLE
deuce: I'M NOT ARGUING THAT IT'S NOT WIPEABLE
deuce: I'M SAYING IT'S NOT INTENDED FOR THAT PURPOSE
deuce: AND REQUESTING EMPHATICALLY THAT YOU STOP USING IT FOR THAT PURPOSE
deuce: PLEASE RATE, REVIEW AND SUBSCRIBE! TO _MY WANG IS NOT A CARPET, NOR IS IT A RUG FOR THAT MATTER_

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