No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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4,069 | 1/1/2010 | must file bug report pants: /\OO/\ FLAP FLAP FLAP
pants: WHOOPS SORRY WRONG PLATFORM
:ows Me Millennium Edition
: Windows Update
: Programs >
: Documents >
: Settings >
: Search >
: Help
: Run
: . _ .. ... . _ . ._. ._
pants: WRONG ACCOUNT TOO HMM HLAGHLABGLABG MUST FILE BUG REPORT LAHUGHLUABGLABAG |
pants |
#bat #behind-the-scenes #bug-report #flap #flappity-bats #pants-solo #sfw #start-menu #windows #windows-me |
|
4,070 | 1/2/2010 | back behind your firewall pants: PLEASE LET ME BACK BEHIND YOUR FIREWALL
pants: I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL COLLECT ALL THE TENNIS BALLS AND BEER CANS WE LEFT BACK THERE
pants: ALSO THE CIGARETTE BUTTS, COFFEE CUPS, BOTTLE CAPS, CONDOMS, CLOCKS THAT TICKED TOO LOUD, POST-IT NOTES THAT SAY "FAGGOT", ETC., ETC. |
pants |
#mouse-cursor #pants-solo #urinal-background |
|
4,071 | 1/3/2010 | stop coming to my house spigot: CLONKY BONKY BONERS |
spigot |
#boners #bonk #clonk #dramamine #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
4,072 | 1/4/2010 | font of knowledge net: IN CALIFORNIA, DRUNKS MUST PLAN AHEAD
net: TEACHING DRUNKS VALUABLE PLANNING SKILLS IS THE DUTY OF THE STATE
deuce: YOU ARE A FONT OF KNOWLEDGE
net: SOME STATES TAKE A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT APPROACH, SUCH AS MAKING YOU PLAN WAY AHEAD IF YOU WANT TO DRINK ON SUNDAY
deuce: AND BY FONT I MEAN FUCKING FAGGOT SO GET SUCKING SMARTY |
deuce net |
#alcohol #california #deuce-net #faggot #insult #planning #scheduling #sunday #urinal-background |
|
4,073 | 1/5/2010 | your face will catch my spurt : mmm yeah oooh boy duh your face will catch my spurt
net: I COULD STILL MAKE IT TO THE STORE TO LEGALLY BUY ALCHOHOL
deuce: Y
deuce: OR YOU COULD COME OVER HERE AND BOTH STROKE AND SUCK ME (AS PER OUR CONTRACT) |
deuce net |
#alcohol #caption #contract #deuce-net #dicklicking #legal #mmm-yeah-oooh-boy #oh-boy #typo #urinal-background |
|
4,074 | 1/6/2010 | a/s/l deuce: AGE/SEX/LOCATION CHECK PEOPLE
spigot: T DEUCE FACEPAINT |
deuce spigot |
#asl #deuce-spigot #facepaint #sfw #urinal-background |
|
4,075 | 1/7/2010 | line noise spigot: HI EVERYONE
spigot: HI DEUCE I AM FINE
pants: LINE NOISE
spigot: HI PANTS
pants: HI
spigot: HI
deuce: HI HOW ARE YOU}
deuce: }I}I}I |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-eating-mouse-cursor #deuce-pants-spigot #gravy #how-are-you-i-am-fine #line-noise #modem #mouse-cursor #sfw #urinal-background #vt100 |
|
4,076 | 1/8/2010 | that one there pants: THAT ONE THERE
pants: GET HIM
pants: HE'S SLIPPERY
pants: CAN'T HANG ON
pants: HOLY GOD
pants: OFER
pants: ROM CHECK OK
pants: GAME OVER |
pants |
#arcade-games #holy-god #huffy-pants #nom #pants-solo #physical-comedy #sfw #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
|
4,077 | 1/9/2010 | deepest darkest desires deuce: HOW STONED ARE YOU
spigot: FORGET RIGHT NOW |
deuce spigot |
#amnesia #deuce-spigot #dicks #marijuana #sack-filled-with-severed-penises #stoned #urinal-background |
|
4,078 | 1/10/2010 | the fucking news flash deuce: THANKS FOR THE FUCKING NEWSFLASH GENIUS
deuce: HERE'S YOUR MEDAL FOR OUTSTANDING ACHIEVEMENT:
deuce: GABLBLHGBULHGBLHUHLHUH |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #insult #newsflash #sarcasm #urinal-background |
|
4,079 | 1/11/2010 | as fast as your little legs will carry you (pants): GOTTA GET UP
pants: MUST RUN
pants: AH FUCK IT HLAGHLUAGHLUAHULAHG |
pants |
#dicklicking #panic #pants-solo #running #urinal-background #whisper |
|
4,080 | 1/12/2010 | why i walk so funny dick: AND THAT'S THE STORY OF WHY I WALK SO FUNNY
deuce: BRAVO !!! BRAVO !!!!!! ENCORE |
deuce dick |
#anal-sex #dick-deuce #encore #mouse-cursor #sexual-assault #urinal-background |
|
4,081 | 1/13/2010 | the poking pants: THE POKING
pants: THE POKING
deuce: SO THERE ARE TWO POKINGS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #plural #poking #urinal-background |
|
4,082 | 1/14/2010 | fresh from the oven pants: MMMMMMM WARM BALLS FRESH FROM THE OVEN |
pants |
#baking #balls #pants-solo #urinal-background |
|
4,083 | 1/15/2010 | fag mud spigot: SO
spigot: IS THIS A FAG MUD OR WHAT'S THE DEAL
deuce: T SPIGOT I SUSPECT YOU'RE ASKING ALREADY KNOWING THE ANSWER
spigot: T DEUCE YES BUT I NEED TO HEAR <<<<YOU>>>> SAY IT
deuce: T SPIGOT NOOOOOOOOO |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #fag #gay #mud #urinal-background |
|
4,084 | 1/16/2010 | that's not healthy pants: COCKS
pants: THAT'S NOT HEALTHY
deuce: WE'RE NOTHING IF NOT
deuce: OKAY I CAN'T COME UP WITH A GOOD WORD TO END THAT SO I'LL JUST CHOOSE "STUPID" |
deuce pants |
#cocks #deuce-pants #health #programming #stupid #urinal-background |
|
4,085 | 1/17/2010 | grandma pants: GRANDMA SAYS I SHOULDN'T PULL IT OUT
deuce: GRANDMA'S ALWAYS RIGHT |
deuce pants |
#advice #deuce-pants #grandma #knife #mouse-cursor #sfw #urinal-background |
|
4,086 | 1/18/2010 | bluh blah dicks dick: THERE ONCE WAS A HERMIT NAMED DEUCE (PLEASE FINISH)
deuce: SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING GOOSE
deuce: BLUH BLAH DICKS
deuce: BLAH BLUH PRICKS
dick: PLZ PUT JEWS IN THERE SOMEWHERE |
deuce dick |
#deuce-dick #dicks #drunk-deuce #jews #limerick #plz #poetry #pricks #urinal-background |
|
4,087 | 1/19/2010 | sfsd;f deuce: W HSDF KLSDFKLSDF;
deuce: SFSD;F
deuce: SDH
deuce: KF |
deuce |
#drunk-deuce #keysmash #poetry #sfw #somber-deuce #urinal-background |
|
4,088 | 1/20/2010 | team jerkcity : twitter.com/PantsAtJerkcity
pants: TEAM JERKCITY WOOOOOO
pants: KAFF KAFF KAFF
pants: YOU OWE ME ONE (1) SLOBBERY SLOPPY NOISY BLOWJOB
pants: FORM LINE TO LEFT |
pants |
#blowjob #caption #huffy-pants #kaff #pants-solo #urinal-background |
|
4,089 | 1/21/2010 | never again spigot: SHOULD I ACTUALLY GO TO WORK TODAY OR GO EAT CREPES UNTIL 5PM
spigot: IF WE'RE ALL REAL QUIET WE CAN HEAR PANTS THROWING UP
spigot: HURRBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUB HORK HURLUP
spigot: NEVER AGAIN
spigot: HURBLURBLURBLURBLURBLURBLUR COCKS HONK |
pants spigot |
#cocks #crepes #deja-vu #honk #hork #hurlup #never-again #onomatopoeia #photo-background #scheduling #spigot-solo #uncategorized-mosaic-background #vomit |
|
4,090 | 1/22/2010 | straight to my hhhhh : so now and then you get really good reports that you have to follow up
spigot: THIS WINE COOLER HAS GONE STRAIGHT TO MY HHHHH
spigot: HITTING, HURTING, DOOR CLOSING
pants: HOW ABOUT YOUR FACE GOING STRAIGHT TO MY LAP |
pants spigot |
#alcohol #caption #dj-rapekit #face #hhhhh #lap #pants-spigot #urinal-background #wine-cooler |
|
4,091 | 1/23/2010 | this chat thing deuce: SHUT
atandt: I REALLY LIKE THIS CHAT THING |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #chat #meatball #sfw #shut #urinal-background |
|
4,092 | 1/24/2010 | you in the corner deuce: YOU IN THE CORNER QUIET DOWN
spigot: THAT'S A CAN-DO CHIEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: (REST) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: !!!!!!!!!!! HURTING MY FINGERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
deuce spigot |
#can-do #deja-vu #deuce-spigot #sfw #so-many-points-one-bubble-cant-contain-them #urinal-background |
|
4,093 | 1/25/2010 | so hard for so long pants: HUHHHHHHHHHH
pants: I JERKED OFF SO HARD FOR SO LONG THAT I HURT MY NECK
pants: AND SO IT GOES |
pants |
#injury #masturbation #pants-solo #physical-comedy #urinal-background #vonnegut |
|
4,094 | 1/26/2010 | wish you were here spigot: I GOT LOGGED OUT |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #sfw #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
4,095 | 1/27/2010 | you most certainly do not spigot: FUCKING SHUT UP
pants: I SEE YOU
spigot: YOU MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT
pants: LOOK DOWN |
pants spigot |
#angry-panel #coy-pants #deja-vu #fucking-shut-up #pants-spigot #urinal-background |
|
4,096 | 1/28/2010 | go voice spigot: I HAVE A MODEM
pants: GO VOICE |
pants spigot |
#modem #pants-spigot #sfw #urinal-background |
|
4,097 | 1/29/2010 | a wide h spigot: T DEUCE I SPELLED HI WITH FOUR OF MY BACON STRIPS TODAY
spigot: LAYING THEM HORIZONTALLY ACROSS EACH OTHER
deuce: T SPIGOT SO IT WAS A WIDE H THEN (OR DID YOU BREAK ONE OF THEM)
spigot: IN A CROSSWISE FASHION FORMATION |
deuce spigot |
#bacon #deuce-spigot #sfw #urinal-background |
|
4,098 | 1/30/2010 | just do it corporal deuce: HOLD ME
deuce: JUST DO IT CORPORAL
pants: HOW
pants: I AM CONFUSED AND DIZZY
deuce: I'M LEARNING THE COMPUTER !!!!!!!! |
deuce pants |
#army #computer #deuce-pants #dizzy #sfw #urinal-background |
|
4,099 | 1/31/2010 | hold still deuce: SLICE CHOP |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #hold-still #physical-comedy #sfw #urinal-background #vince-offer |
|
4,100 | 2/1/2010 | spigot the bear: the last season pants: SIGN MY PETITION TO FORCE NBC TO RENEW SPIGOT THE BEAR FOR ONE MORE SEASON AND ALSO WHY ISN'T IT ON ITUNES |
pants |
#itunes #nbc #pants-solo #petition #sfw #spigot-the-bear #urinal-background |
|
4,101 | 2/2/2010 | especially the cheap stuff deuce: I HAVE A HEADACHE FROM MY AFFINITY FOR DRINK SIR
ozone: YOU CAN GET RID OF THE HEADACHE WITH WINE YOU KNOW
ozone: ESPECIALLY THE CHEAP STUFF
deuce: YOU DOWN IN FRONT QUIET
ozone: IN A BOTTLE SHAPED LIKE A PAPER BAG
ozone: I CAN HEAR YOU BEING QUEER
ozone: YOU'RE MAKING QUEER FAGGOTY NOISES RIGHT ABOUT NOW
ozone: SHUT THE FUCK UP
deuce: T OZONE SPICE GIRLS |
deuce ozone |
#alcohol #deuce-ozone #drunk-deuce #fucking-shut-up #mouse-cursor #spice-girls #urinal-background #wine |
|
4,102 | 2/3/2010 | if by flower you mean anal pants: YES I WILL BE YOUR FLOWER GIRL
pants: IF BY FLOWER YOU MEAN ANAL
pants: AND IF BY GIRL ALSO MEAN ANAL |
pants |
#anal #pants-solo #retconned #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,103 | 2/4/2010 | a brief intermission spigot: I NEED TO BE JERKED OVER HERE |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #intermission #jerking #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
4,104 | 2/5/2010 | i have died spigot: I HAVE DIED FROM A PROSTITUTE OVERDOSE
spigot: ALSO SHOOTING MYSELF BECAUSE I RAN OUT OF $$$$$$ |
spigot |
#money #prostitute #spigot-solo #suicide #woodring-den-background |
|
4,105 | 2/6/2010 | not judging you pants: OH GOD ARE YOU BEATING OFF TO THE PRINCESS AND THE FROG
pants: JUST NOD ONCE FOR THE PRINCESS OR TWICE FOR THE FROG (NOT JUDGING YOU)
deuce: SILENCE
deuce: NODDING THREE TIMES (BOTH)
pants: HOLY |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #disney #frog #mouse-cursor #once-for-x-twice-for-y |
|
4,106 | 2/7/2010 | in the apricot orchard deuce: I GOT FORTUNE COOKIE AND MADE IN JAPAN SO WE CAN WATCH IT TOGETHER
spigot: BE GAY WITH ME IN THE APRICOT ORCHARD BEHIND KAISER PERMANENTE |
deuce spigot |
#apricot #be-gay-with-me #deuce-spigot #dogshit #fortune-cookie #japan #kaiser-permanente #mouse-cursor #orchard #woodring-room-background |
|
4,107 | 2/8/2010 | good attitude seeds spigot: I CALL THEM "GOOD ATTITUDE SEEDS" AND YOU WATER THEM WITH EDUCATION!!!!!! |
spigot |
#mountain-background #sfw #spigot-solo |
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4,108 | 2/9/2010 | heart attack spigot: MICROWAVE PUMPKIN BARS
pants: ARE WE PLAYING MATCH GAME
pants: BECAUSE IF WE ARE I NEED TO BE EXCUSED
pants: THIS IS ALL TOO MUCH
pants: MY HEART |
pants spigot |
#match-game #pants-spigot #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,109 | 2/10/2010 | ass fuckin' deuce: ASS FUCKIN'
deuce: ASS FUCKIN' II: REVENGE OF THE ASS
deuce: ASS FUCKIN' III: OW OW OW OW OW OW
pants: WAS THERE EVER A IV |
deuce pants |
#anal #deuce-pants #mouse-cursor #porn #sequel #woodring-room-background |
|
4,110 | 2/11/2010 | like a chinese astronaut spigot: IT'S ONE SMALL CHONG FOR A FONG
spigot: AND ONE GIANT DONG FOR LONG BONG
spigot: ME RIKEY SPACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
spigot |
#astronaut #chinese #dongchongery-and-fongbongery #rhyming #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,111 | 2/12/2010 | nothing wrong pants: MISTER FROG IS FULL OF HOPS
deuce: THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH JERKING, ETC. |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #frog #jerking |
|
4,112 | 2/13/2010 | sloat and 25th deuce: I'M DICKWORTHY
dick: GUESS AGAIN, PRINCESS |
deuce dick |
#bay-area #deuce-dick #photo-background #san-francisco |
|
4,113 | 2/14/2010 | troubleshooting bung: JERKCITY IS REFUSING FTP CONNECTIONS FROM OUTSIDE
pants: AND THE INSIDE TOO |
bung pants |
#bung-pants #ftp #sfw #woodring-field-background |
|
4,114 | 2/15/2010 | true love pants: I LICK DICK
deuce: 10-4 GOOD BUDDY |
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #cb-radio #deuce-pants #mouse-cursor #mousehole #ten-four #tolstoy #war-and-peace #woodring-room-background |
|
4,115 | 2/16/2010 | now that's just pants: COCKS
pants: NOW THAT'S JUST
pants: YAY ROBOCOP IS ON |
pants |
#pants-solo #robocop |
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4,116 | 2/17/2010 | of is it still masturbating dick: HMM IF A SIAMESE TWIN JERKS HIS BROTHER OF IS IT STILL MASTURBATING??????? FUCKING FAGGOTS
spigot: WHY IS THE GARAGE FILLING UP WITH PORN |
dick spigot |
#dick-spigot #faggots #masturbating #porn #typo #woodring-field-background |
|
4,117 | 2/18/2010 | small world deuce: OTISBERG |
deuce |
#99e99 #dc-comics #deuce-solo #sfw #superman #title-mismatch |
|
4,118 | 2/19/2010 | no dumping drains to bay pants: LET'S HAVE IT
pants: A ONE AND
pants: A TWO AND
pants: A THREE
pants: BUH DICK |
pants |
#count-off #no-dumping #photo-background #weird-pants-face |
|
4,119 | 2/20/2010 | all the trash compactors pants: HOLD STILL
pants: NUGGGGGGGGGGH
pants: SHUT DOWN ALL THE TRASH COMPACTORS ON THE DETENTION LEVEL |
pants |
#nuggh #pants-solo #sfw #star-wars #woodring-field-background |
|
4,120 | 2/21/2010 | or something spigot: LUCK BE A LADY TONIGHT!!!!!!!!
deuce: AT LEAST SUCK ME OR SOMETHING |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #frank-sinatra #las-vegas |
|
4,121 | 2/23/2010 | girls jizzed up spigot: GIRLS JIZZED UP
spigot: PREFERABLY SITTING ON/AROUND A TOILET |
spigot |
#jizz #spigot-solo #toilet #woodring-field-background |
|
4,122 | 2/24/2010 | no no no pants: COCKS
deuce: NO NO NO
deuce: LET'S NOT START THAT AGAIN |
deuce pants |
#bonequest-hd #cocks #deuce-pants #woodring-field-background |
|
4,123 | 2/25/2010 | flowers instead of snickers deuce: T SPIGOT J/O IN MY APARTMENT BATHROOM AT 3.35 AM
spigot: AS YOU CAN SEE INSTEAD OF FLOWERS I BROUGHT SNICKERS |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #snickers #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,124 | 2/26/2010 | swarm around me deuce: FUCKING IDIOTS SWARM AROUND ME WITH THEIR COCKS PULLED OUT |
deuce |
#cocks #deuce-solo #swarm #woodring-room-background |
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4,125 | 2/27/2010 | seriously slobbering on them pants: HE WAS LICKING OUR DICKS THE WHOLE TIME !!!!!!!!!!
pants: SERIOUSLY SLOBBERING ON THEM
pants: MINE IS PRACTICALLY SHINING/GLISTENING
pants: ANYWAY IT GOT SUCKED IS WHAT I'M SAYING
deuce: GLHGAHLAG LHAGHLAG
deuce: DUDE IT'S COATED WITH SALIVA AND ITS OWN JIZZ AND A LITTLE BIT OF TEARS
pants: AND SOME HONEY MUSTARD I THINK
pants: WHAT KIND OF A FAG MUSTARDS UP A PERFECTLY GOOD COCK
: PANTS HAS BEEN SENDING MESSAGES TO YOU TOO RAPIDLY, AND IS NOW BEING IGNORED. |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicks #honey-mustard #mustard #slobbering #too-rapidly #urinal-background |
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4,126 | 2/28/2010 | and another day atandt: ONE DAY I'M ALL 'HUGHGUGHUHGHGL DICKS' AND ANOTHER DAY I'M JUST "HUHGLUG DICKS"
atandt: I CAN'T ACCOUNT FOR THE DISCREPANCY
pants: T ATANDT IT HAPPENS |
atandt pants |
#mountain-background |
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4,127 | 3/1/2010 | hillbilly music atandt: CAN WE HAVE SOME HILLBILLY MUSIC
deuce: EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE QUIET WHILE I'M JERKING |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #c #programming #redneck #woodring-den-background |
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4,128 | 3/2/2010 | sideways spigot: TRYING TO CRITIQUE THIS CHARDONNAY HERE
spigot: IS PEE THE SAME THING AS PISS |
spigot |
#movies #pee #piss #sideways #spigot-solo #wine #woodring-field-background |
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4,129 | 3/3/2010 | walkabout pants: THE WHOLE POINT OF TYING THE KANGAROO DOWN WAS SO WE COULD FUCK IT
pants: WORST WALKABOUT EVER
deuce: WHY WAS THIS NOT MADE CLEARER BEFORE WE STARTED THIS EXPEDITION
deuce: DON'T TOUCH ME LIKE THAT |
deuce pants |
#bestiality #deuce-pants #fun-with-wildlife #null #rolf-harris #walkabout #woodring-field-background #zoophilia |
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4,130 | 3/4/2010 | new strip every monday spigot: I SAY WE INVESTIGATE KENNETH STARR'S PERSONAL LIFE!!!!!!!!!
spigot: IS IT TOO LATE FOR THAT COMMENT
spigot: FOLKS I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS ANITA HILL THING
spigot: HURRRR
spigot: WASHINGTOONS!!!!!!!! CLICK HERE |
spigot |
#monday #politics #spigot-solo |
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4,131 | 3/5/2010 | someone jerk me pants: G IS FOR GIZZ
deuce: SOMEONE JERK ME
pants: DO YOU MEAN GERK YOU
deuce: GHLAGHLAHGLUAG |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #mouse-cursor #spelling #woodring-room-background |
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4,132 | 3/6/2010 | after the rains have gone pants: I'M A LITTLE AFRICAN CREATURE AFTER THE RAINS HAVE GONE
pants: A LITTLE SAD BUT ALSO A LITTLE STONED |
pants |
#a-little-sad-but-also-a-little-stoned #africa #marijuana #obscene-gerund #pants-solo #stoned #ttyv0 #woodring-room-background |
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4,133 | 3/7/2010 | french breaded pizzas deuce: IF STOUFFER'S DIDN'T MAKE FRENCH BREADED PIZZAS I'D HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO HUNT OR SOMETHING |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #pizza #stouffers #woodring-room-background |
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4,134 | 3/8/2010 | not my fault deuce: WHY CAN'T I BE LOVED
deuce: IT'S NOT MY FAULT I CAN'T CONTROL MY BOWELS/MOUTH |
deuce |
#deja-vu #deuce-solo #incontinence #love #mouth #woodring-room-background |
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4,135 | 3/9/2010 | intervention spigot: T PANTS ONLY INSTEAD OF DEUCE COMING OVER FOR THE SURPRISE PARTY IT'S REALLY AN INTERVENTION WHERE ALL HIS FRIENDS AND RELATIVES TELL HIM HOW CONCERNED THEY ARE THAT HE DRINKS AND COLLECTS THAT KIND OF PORN
deuce: GLUG GLUG GLUG
deuce: SHUT UP
deuce: WHACK WHACK WHACK
spigot: FAT BALLS AND WANGS |
deuce pants spigot |
#balls #deuce-pants-spigot #intervention #mouse-cursor #porn #woodring-field-background |
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4,136 | 3/10/2010 | this time i swear deuce: HELP ME I'M DROWNING IN DICKS
pants: NOT FALLING FOR THAT ONE AGAIN
deuce: NO SERIOUSLY I AM THIS TIME I SWEAR |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicks #drowning #drunk-deuce #mouse-cursor #trick #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,137 | 3/11/2010 | moving parts pants: T DEUCE I'D JUST BACK OFF IF I WERE YOU
pants: T DEUCE I'M SOME MANNER OF AMAZING MACHINE
pants: T DEUCE MOVING PARTS, YOU UNDERSTAND
deuce: T PANTS THEN GET BUSY |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #machine #sfw #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background |
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4,138 | 3/12/2010 | the mayor deuce: WELL HOLY SHIT
deuce: WELCOME TO QUEER TOWN
deuce: I'M THE MAYOR |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #gay #queertown #woodring-field-background |
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4,139 | 3/13/2010 | now or later deuce: SHOULD I JERK OFF NOW OR LATER
deuce: NOW BLBAHLBAHL BALHBAHBHLA BHLBHLABHL
deuce: OKAY AND LATER TOO BLAHBLBHLA ABHLLBHBA HLBHABH |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #jerking #planning #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,140 | 3/14/2010 | see me please spigot: SEE ME PLEASE ABOUT YELLOW URINE CRYSTALS ON/IN SINK |
spigot |
#sink #spigot-solo #urine |
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4,141 | 3/15/2010 | cure for the common cold .(deuce): GETTING SICK AGAIN I GUESS
.(deuce): PUNCHING HOOKERS
.(deuce): THAT ALWAYS FIXES UP A COLD |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #prostitute #thought #violence #woodring-field-background |
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4,142 | 3/16/2010 | the first person spigot: BE THE FIRST PERSON TO WRITE A REVIEW OF JERKCITY.COM!
spigot: AKJDHG S:DLHG()$ WG()RNSBW$T SUBMIT
spigot: ALD)*G*) RNTEHSDKJ HBB*$$G*H T09JB(ST$ SUBMIT |
spigot |
#meta #mouse-cursor #review #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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4,143 | 3/17/2010 | really lean into it spigot: SPEAK INTO THE DONG
pants: REALLY LEAN INTO IT |
pants spigot |
#dong #pants-spigot #woodring-room-background |
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4,144 | 3/18/2010 | relativity says it doesn't matter pants: WHAT IF I LICKED IT UPSIDE DOWN LIKE
deuce: IS THE WANG UPSIDE-DOWN OR ARE YOU
deuce: RELATIVITY SAYS IT DOESN'T MATTER BUT I'M GOING TO HAVE TO GET AN ANSWER BEFORE I PROCEED |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #relativity #science #wang #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,145 | 3/19/2010 | what do you do spigot: SHE'S ALL "WHAT DO YOU DO"
spigot: AND I'M ALL "JERKCITY, BABY"
spigot: THEN I HUMPED HER FACE FOR HALF AN HOUR |
spigot |
#meta #spigot-points #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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4,146 | 3/20/2010 | i like to roll my own cigarettes spigot: I AM SOILED
pants: SITTING IN YOUR OWN WASTE
spigot: I LIKE TO ROLL MY OWN CIGARETTES, THEN DUNK MY HEAD IN THE TOILET
pants: DOES FLUSHING MAKE YOUR HAIR DO THAT THING |
pants spigot |
#cigarette #mouse-cursor #pants-spigot #soiled #spigot-points #toilet #weird-pants-face #woodring-field-background |
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4,147 | 3/21/2010 | bendy straw deuce: SUCK MY WEENIE COCK AND TURN IT INTO A BENDY STRAW |
deuce |
#bendy-straw #cocksucking #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,148 | 3/22/2010 | bring it pants: BRING IT !!!!!!!!!!!!! BY IT I MEAN SAUSAGES, MASHED POTATOES, ONIONS, MUSHROOMS, FILET MIGNON, FRESH GARLIC AND WHATEVER ELSE FITS INTO MY GAPING OVERSIZED MOUTH |
pants |
#food #mouth #mouth-of-pants #pants-solo #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,149 | 3/23/2010 | in my own face spigot: AND I'M SLAPPING MY DONG AROUND IN MY OWN FACE |
spigot |
#dong #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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4,150 | 3/24/2010 | motion carried : PANTS STEPS FORWARD: I WILL BE GAY WITH YOU
spigot: MOTION CARRIED
spigot: HABLHALBHALB HALBHALBHALHB |
pants spigot |
#be-gay-with-me #caption #gay #mouse-cursor #pants-spigot |
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4,151 | 3/25/2010 | praise him pants: HOLY GOD IN HEAVEN
pants: PRAISE HIM
pants: SIRS I--
pants: OH LORDY LORD IT'S HAPPENING
pants: AGAIN
pants: HLAGHLUAHGLAGAG
pants: SPIT KICK DUH MOO GLUAHGLAG LGAHULAG HGLUAGHG
pants: GET A ROPE |
pants |
#cocksucking-noises #funloving-nonsense #heaven #huffy-pants #mouse-cursor #pants-solo #weird-pants-face #woodring-field-background |
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4,152 | 3/26/2010 | not dead pants: ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN ARE FAGS |
pants |
#mcdonalds #pants-solo #shakespeare #theater #tom-stoppard #woodring-field-background |
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4,153 | 3/27/2010 | like clay pants: QUEER FISTS BASHING MY TENDER GAY FACIAL FEATURES
deuce: POUNDING YOU LIKE CLAY |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #gay-bashing #violence #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,154 | 3/28/2010 | get me a cheeseburger pants: VISITING THE SERRAMONTE CENTER MCDONALD'S, EXPOSING MYSELF
spigot: GET ME A CHEESEBURGER WITHOUT MY WIFE KNOWING |
pants spigot |
#cheeseburgers #fannypacks #mcdonalds #pants-spigot #public-indecency #san-francisco #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,155 | 3/29/2010 | witness to the fact spigot: PAINFUL SHOE-SIZED SHITS
pants: LEARNING TO FLY THE HARD WAY
spigot: I SAY IF IT'S EVEN REMOTELY OR SLIGHTLY BROWN, FLUSH IT DOWN
pants: WHAT
spigot: MY BIG RED TRUCK NEEDS SOME REAR END WORK
pants: GO ON |
spigot |
#big-red-truck #bonequest-hi-fi #deja-vu #mousehole #pants-spigot #shit #uncredited-character #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background |
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4,156 | 3/30/2010 | a little over three times deuce: T PANTS I THINK WE TOOK THE "I'M GOING TO SUCK YOUR DICK" GAME TOO FAR
pants: T DEUCE IF WE HADN'T BEEN DRINKING THE WHOLE "LET'S PRETEND I'M A GIRL" THING MIGHT NOT HAVE HAPPENED
deuce: T PANTS LOOK HOW MANY TIMES CAN I SAY I'M SORRY I HONESTLY THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID SO I WENT FOR IT
pants: T DEUCE IF I WASN'T SO STONED MAYBE I WOULDN'T HAVE SUCKED ALL THE DICKS IN THE ROOM TWICE
deuce: T PANTS MY COUNT IT WAS A LITTLE OVER THREE TIMES AROUND THE ROOM |
deuce pants |
#alcohol #deuce-pants #dicksuscking #marijuana #mousehole #stoned #woodring-room-background |
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4,157 | 4/1/2010 | picture of a put urine here : Please put urine here |
pants |
#chinese #chinese-writing #picture #urine |
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4,158 | 4/2/2010 | barely looking up pants: ARE YOU OKAY (BARELY LOOKING UP)
spigot: MY MOSE AN MOUTH |
pants spigot |
#mouth #pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,159 | 4/3/2010 | the moral of the story spigot: PEEKABOO! I LICK DICK
spigot: WHO
spigot: HUH
spigot: DIZZY HERE
spigot: I THINK THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS BOY AM I GOING TO SUCK DICK THIS SPRING |
spigot |
#dicklicking #dizzy #peekaboo #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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4,160 | 4/4/2010 | can we hold hands spigot: CAN WE HOLD HANDS AND PROCLAIM WE'RE AN OPEN SOURCE COMMUNITY
spigot: DICKS THEN
spigot: ?!?!??!?!!?!?! |
spigot |
#dicks #mouse-cursor #open-source #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,161 | 4/5/2010 | if only spigot: IF ONLY SOMEONE WERE HERE TO EXPLAIN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLACK HOLE AND A GLORY HOLE |
spigot |
#entropy #glory-hole #physics #white-background |
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4,162 | 4/6/2010 | more and more astronauts spigot: WE'VE GOT TO GET MORE AND MORE ASTRONAUTS OF EVERY COLOR AND CREED UP IN SPACE DRINKING THEIR OWN RECYCLED URINE
spigot: INSTEAD OF COMING INTO THIS COUNTRY AND DRINKING ALL MY HARD-EARNED URINE
deuce: I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND HOW THIS REALLY WORKS |
deuce spigot |
#astronaut #balls #deuce-spigot #immigration #mouse-cursor #urine #woodring-room-background |
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4,163 | 4/7/2010 | really pants: DOES THE BIBLE SAY WE CAN'T BE GAY
pants: DOES IT REALLY SAY THAT
pants: REALLY
pants: CAN'T A MAN LIE DOWN WITH ANOTHER MAN'S COCK IN HIS FACE
pants: THAT IS GROSS, I WILL BE LESS NOISY IN THE FUTURE
pants: HAULGHALUG HALUHGLUAHUAL HAULGHLAUHG
pants: IT'S JUST A LITTLE BLOOD
pants: IT'LL WASH OUT |
pants |
#pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
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4,164 | 4/8/2010 | his happy open mouth spigot: MY HAPPY OPEN MOUTH |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #happy-open-mouth #mouth #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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4,165 | 4/9/2010 | i see you deuce: I SEE YOU
spigot: NO
deuce: COME OVER THIS-A-WAY
spigot: WOULD REALLY PREFER NOT |
deuce spigot |
#angry-panel #deuce-spigot #diaper #mouse-cursor #negotiations #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,166 | 4/10/2010 | hurble burble deuce: HURBLE BURBLE I SUCK DICK
pants: SPYING ON YOU
pants: TAKING NOTES
pants: ASKING QUESTIONS LATER
deuce: GHLAGHLAGHLAG |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #hurble-burble |
|
4,167 | 4/11/2010 | come on kids spigot: COME ON KIDS EVERYONE INTO THE PORN VAN TO MEXICO
deuce: HURBLE BURBLE |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #hurble-burble #mexico #porn |
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4,168 | 4/14/2010 | field promotion deuce: HEAD
pants: HEAD
deuce: SO YOU'RE WITH ME THEN
pants: AYE
deuce: VERY WELL: I HEREBY GIVE YOU A FIELD PROMOTION TO COCKSUCKER SECOND CLASS |
deuce pants |
#cocksucking #deuce-pants #field-promotion #mouse-cursor #woodring-room-background |
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4,169 | 4/15/2010 | microscope deuce: IF I GOT A MICROSCOPE I COULD MEET MY OWN SPURT |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #jizz #microscope #science #spurt #star-trek #woodring-field-background |
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4,170 | 4/16/2010 | whores in europe spigot: CAN SOMEONE TELL WHORES IN EUROPE THAT IN ADDITION TO LOOKING LIKE MODELS THEY MUST ALSO KNOW HOW TO SUCK DICK IN AN ENTERTAINING FASHION??????????? HELLO |
spigot |
#europe #porn #spigot-solo #whores #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,171 | 4/17/2010 | nuts to that pants: THE JERKCITY ARTICLE ON WIKIPEDIA NEEDS MORE REFERENCES |
pants |
#citation-needed #meta #pants-solo #urinal-background #wikipedia |
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4,172 | 4/18/2010 | verbed spigot: I AM ASKING YOU TO LICK DICK WITH ME AND POSSIBLY PRICK WITH ME
deuce: T SPIGOT I UNDERSTAND THE FIRST BUT DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU VERBED THE SECOND
spigot: I THINK DICKS ARE PRIMARILY PASSIVE WHEREAS PRICKS ARE MORE POKING
deuce: MMM
deuce: UNDERSTOOD |
deuce spigot |
#bonequest-hd #deuce-spigot #dicklicking #dicks #drunk-deuce #grammar #mouse-cursor #pricks #verbing-weirds-language #woodring-field-background |
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4,173 | 4/19/2010 | no offense spigot: NO OFFENSE BUT PLEASE GO EAT A DICK AND THEN PLANT YOUR FACE IN A PILE OF DOGSHIT (TODAY)
spigot: CLEARLY THAT'S NOT A BONG |
spigot |
#bong #dogshit #no-offense #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,174 | 4/20/2010 | good god pants: GOOD GOD WATCH ME LICK DICK
pants: NO CARRIER |
pants |
#dicklicking #modem #no-carrier #pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
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4,175 | 4/21/2010 | or have i been excluded spigot: I'VE LEARNED THE VALUE OF SIMPLY BEING MYSELF
pants: SUHHHHHHHH
spigot: CAN I COME BACK TO THE GAY CLUB OR HAVE I BEEN EXCLUDED
pants: NO YOU'RE ON THE LIST
spigot: BUH HUH I CAN BE FUNNY SEE LOOK WITH MY MAGIC
pants: MAKE THE TIP OF MY DICK VANISH |
pants spigot |
#gay #magic #pants-spigot #plant #weird-pants-face #woodring-field-background |
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4,176 | 4/22/2010 | raping children pants: RAPING CHILDREN IS A SIN YOU KNOW
deuce: I ONLY EAT THEM FOR SUSTENANCE |
deuce pants |
#cannibalism #deuce-pants #ponk #rape #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,177 | 4/23/2010 | fear itself atandt: DO NOT HESITATE
atandt: TAKE ACTION!
atandt: YOU ARE YOUR OWN WOST ENEMY
atandt: THE ONLY THING YOU HAVE TO FEAR IS FEAR ITSELF
deuce: HOLY SHIT |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #fighting-irish-pose #franklin-roosevelt #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
|
4,178 | 4/24/2010 | who thinks i'm pretty spigot: HANDS UP WHO THINKS I'M PRETTY
spigot: GET YOUR FUCKING HAND UP THERE |
spigot |
#bonequest-hd #bonequest-hi-fi #deja-vu #spigot-panel #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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4,179 | 4/25/2010 | out tonight deuce: THE FREAKS ARE OUT TONIGHT
spigot: PLEASE BEAT ME OFF TEN TIMES A DAY |
deuce spigot |
#beating-off #deuce-spigot #freaks #woodring-field-background |
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4,180 | 4/26/2010 | back soon spigot: OKAY PEOPLE JUST STEPPING OUTSIDE
spigot: NOT GOING ANYWHERE GAY
spigot: BACK SOON |
spigot |
#not-gay #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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4,181 | 4/27/2010 | hmmm mmmmm not expecting anything spigot: DOOT DEE DOO JUST WANDERING INTO THE TOILET HMMM MMMMM NOT EXPECTING ANYTHING
spigot: *HONK* *BONK*
spigot: WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WITH DICK |
spigot |
#honk #physical-comedy #rape #spigot-solo #toilet |
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4,182 | 4/28/2010 | squirt force pants: OBVIOUSLY THE PEOPLE WHO WORK HERE DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT |
pants |
#battlefield #bf3 #bonequest-hd #pants-solo #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,183 | 4/29/2010 | war spigot: I GUESS WE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN TWO DONGS GO TO WAR
deuce: TWO LESS DONGS IN THIS WORLD |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dongs #frankie-goes-to-hollywood #war #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,184 | 4/30/2010 | borderline vandalism pants: ADDING "ALSO, COCKS" IS BORERLINE VANDALISM IMO |
pants |
#also-cocks #cocks #die-trying #pants-solo #urinal-background #vandalism #wikipedia |
|
4,185 | 5/1/2010 | delicious cake |
pants |
#cake #pants-solo #picture #sfw |
|
4,186 | 5/2/2010 | pants on holiday pants: NUGGGGGGGGH
pants: I AM LEAVING FOR CONSTANTINOPLE TONIGHT |
pants |
#constantinople #nuggh #pants-solo #sfw #the-orb #woodring-field-background |
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4,187 | 5/3/2010 | dizzy and passed out pants: BONGZILLA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: BLBLBLBL IT IS SERIOUSLY PROMOTING AN OPEN SMOKING ENVIRONMENT
spigot: WE ARE ALL DIZZY AND PASSED OUT ON/AROUND THE COUCH
spigot: MY FACE IS SMOOSHED INTO THE DOGSHIT |
pants spigot |
#bong #deja-vu #dizzy #dogshit #drugs #marijuana #pants-spigot #smoosh #woodring-field-background |
|
4,188 | 5/4/2010 | the door is unlocked spigot: I AM A COCKSMITH
spigot: TINK TINK ALONE IN MY WORKSHOP CLINK DONK
spigot: THE DOOR IS UNLOCKED AND MY PANTS ARE DOWN |
spigot |
#cocksmith #pants-down #physical-comedy #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background #workshop |
|
4,189 | 5/5/2010 | where is the urine pants: URINE
deuce: WHERE
pants: WHAT
deuce: I SAID WHERE AS IN WHERE IS THE URINE
pants: BUT I WAS ASKING ABOUT THE URINE
deuce: OH I SEE: SO YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THE URINE IS EITHER
pants: RIGHT
deuce: YOU'RE JUST TEASING ME NOW AREN'T YOU
pants: I THOUGHT YOU HAD URINE AND YOU WERE CONCERNED ABOUT THE LOCATION
pants: WHEREAS MY RESPONSE WAS TO SLIGHTLY OPEN MY MOUTH, CLOSE MY EYES
pants: FOR WHICH THERE IS NO TRANSLATION INTO THIS CYBERWORLD WE CALL [GAS CHAMBER] |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #gas #gas-chamber #miscommunication #mouth-of-pants #urine #woodring-room-background |
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4,190 | 5/6/2010 | a feast for the senses pants: LICKING DICK IN THE BIZARRO UNIVERSE |
pants |
#bizarro #dc-comics #dicklicking #dj-rapekit #pants-solo #superman |
|
4,191 | 5/7/2010 | play dentist with me deuce: ANYONE WANT TO PLAY DENTIST
deuce: SERIOUSLY ?!?!?! LET'S PLAY DENTIST
deuce: I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH
deuce: AND THEN YOU'LL PUNCH ME IN THE MOUTH
deuce: AND THEN WE'LL KISS FOR THREE HOURS |
deuce |
#dentist #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #mouth #woodring-field-background |
|
4,192 | 5/8/2010 | don't let him make you dizzy pants: IT HURTS
deuce: I KNOW |
pants |
#deuce-pants #dizzy #pain #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,193 | 5/9/2010 | magic trick spigot: HERE I HAVE AN ORDINARY EVERY DAY BONER
spigot: *POOF*
spigot: NOW YOU'RE SUCKING IT OFF |
spigot |
#boner #cocksucking #magic #mouse-cursor #poof #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
4,194 | 5/10/2010 | too hot atandt: TOO HOT TO SLEEP
atandt: TOO HOT TO FUCK
atandt: I GUESS I AM STUCK IN JERKCITY
deuce: APPARENTLY ALSO TOO HOT TO SHUT THE FUCK UP |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #bonequest-hd #drunk-deuce #fighting-irish-pose #too-hot-to-jerk #trapped #woodring-room-background |
|
4,195 | 5/11/2010 | godspeed deuce: GUH
spigot: VERY CONCERNED |
deuce spigot |
#concerned #deuce-spigot #nuggh #plant #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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4,196 | 5/12/2010 | look at me spigot: VERY EMBARRASSED BY MY HEAD GEAR
spigot: GLUCK GLUCK LOOK AT ME
spigot: AM I A FUTURISTIC ASTRONAUT OR A FREAK YOU DECIDE PEOPLE |
spigot |
#astronaut #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,197 | 5/13/2010 | backwards and forwards spigot: I'M WEARING A FUCKING TIE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
spigot: I'M GOING BACKWARDS AND FORWARDS IN TIME
spigot: BLUH HUH GARGLING AWAY IN THE TARDIS |
spigot |
#bonequest-hd #dr-who #formal-wear #spigot-solo #tardis |
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4,198 | 5/14/2010 | no wait pants: FORCED ANAL
pants: T DEUCE NO WAIT
pants: ANAL BY CHOICE |
deuce pants |
#anal #deuce-pants #mouse-cursor |
|
4,199 | 5/15/2010 | aids walk spigot: DO I HAVE TO DO THE AIDS WALK OR CAN I JUST DO A LAW & ORDER MARATHON |
spigot |
#aids #law-and-order #spigot-solo |
|
4,200 | 5/16/2010 | is kojak there pants: I WAS RAISED ON LOVIN' JESUS GOIN' TO CHURCH AND SUNDAY SCHOOL
pants: IS KOJAK THERE
pants: DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES WE HAVE MOMENTARILY STOPPED ALL BOBSLEDS |
pants |
#bobsleds #church #dj-rapekit #funloving-nonsense #kojak #pants-solo #sfw #technical-difficulties #urinal-background |
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4,201 | 5/17/2010 | your best buys pants: THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING FRY'S ELECTRONICS
pants: SEE BACK FOR RETURN POLICY
pants: YOUR BEST BUYS ARE ALWAYS AT FRY'S!
pants: NUGGGGGGGGH
pants: ANAL |
pants |
#anal #frys-electronics #nuggh #pants-solo #urinal-background |
|
4,202 | 5/18/2010 | very well then pants: SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS THAT YOU LIKE PENIS
pants: VERY WELL THEN
pants: RELEASE THE KRACKEN |
pants |
#kraken #mouse-cursor #null #pants-solo #penis #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,203 | 5/19/2010 | chubby men spigot: T PANTS COULD YOU PLEASE DISABLE LOGKEEPING WHILE I VIEW THE CHUBBY MEN |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #chubby-men #logging #porn #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
4,204 | 5/22/2010 | up and off pants: GET OFFA ME
pants: RIGHT THIS INSTANT
pants: NOW NOW NOW
pants: UP AND OFF
pants: C'MON
pants: LET'S GO
pants: NOT ASKING YOU AGAIN |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #get-offa-me #huffy-pants #mouse-cursor #pants-solo #sfw #urinal-background |
|
4,205 | 5/23/2010 | my hnothing spigot: NOBODY IS VISITING MY BLOG
deuce: YOUR WHAT
spigot: MY HNOTHING
spigot: ALSIDG94 |
deuce spigot |
#blog #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #mouse-cursor #sfw #typo #woodring-field-background |
|
4,206 | 5/24/2010 | out of the way spigot: MY FAT HAND SQUEEZING YOUR NECK AND THROWING YOU OUT OF THE WAY |
spigot |
#license-plate #spigot-solo #t-pants #t-pantz #violent-disapproval |
|
4,207 | 5/25/2010 | stands back with the bat pants: GET ME OUT OF THIS QUEERSACK OR I'LL CALL CHER AND STING
: DEUCE STANDS BACK WITH THE BAT |
deuce pants |
#caption #cher #deuce-pants #flappity-bat #queersack #sting #violence #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,208 | 5/26/2010 | back in budapest spigot: I HOPE THE DALAI LAMA LETS BUTTMAN BACK IN BUDAPEST |
spigot |
#buttman #dalai-lama #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
4,209 | 5/27/2010 | alone with my own dick spigot: YOU'VE ALL BEEN IDLE FOR OVER HALF AN HOUR
spigot: THIS IS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABUHHHHHH
spigot: HHHGBLGBLGBLGH ALONE WITH MY OWN DICK
spigot: PUNCHITY BONERS |
spigot |
#idle #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
4,210 | 5/28/2010 | who's the boss deuce: WHO'S THE BOSS !!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: ME!!!!!!!!!
spigot: HURF
spigot: YOU |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #physical-comedy #sfw #television #whos-the-boss |
|
4,211 | 5/29/2010 | chicken soup pants: I HAVE A COLD IN MY BALLS
pants: SOMEBODY GET THEM SOME CHICKEN SOUP |
pants |
#balls #chicken-soup #comics #pants-solo #uncategorized-background |
|
4,212 | 5/30/2010 | done deal spigot: I'M A WALKING KNOB JOB
spigot: FAT GAY DICKS
spigot: T DEUCE YOU BE KASCHA AND I'LL BE RAMBONE
deuce: T SPIGOT DONE DEAL |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #gay-dicks #porn #urinal-background |
|
4,213 | 5/31/2010 | clean and well lighted pants: A CLEAN WELL-LIGHTED PLACE TO POKE YOUR PRICK |
pants |
#hemingway #pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
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4,214 | 6/1/2010 | fall over pants: DRINK HARD LIQUOR
pants: THEN FALL OVER |
pants |
#alcohol #drinking #drunk #instructions #pants-solo #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
|
4,215 | 6/2/2010 | clamping tongs spigot: HEY LOOK HOW FUNNY I AM
spigot: I'M WRY AND CLEVER AND I'VE GOT MY FINGER ON THE PULSE OF THE NET
spigot: FOLKS YOU'RE CLAMPING TONGS ON MY BALLS AND HURTING ME |
spigot |
#folks #physical-comedy #spigot-solo #tongs #violent-disapproval |
|
4,216 | 6/3/2010 | clonk badonk spigot: BBW???
spigot: I'LL BBL!!!!!!
spigot: CLONK BADONK |
spigot |
#bbw #spigot-solo |
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4,217 | 6/4/2010 | token ring network pants: I'VE GOT A BIG LOAD IN MY LARGE COLON
deuce: ME TOO
pants: LET'S TRADE
deuce: LET'S HAVE OUR LOADS HAVE A LITTLE CHAT
pants: WE'LL MAKE A TOKEN RING NETWORK
deuce: IN THE SAME TOILET |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #mouse-cursor #toilet #token-ring-network #woodring-field-background |
|
4,218 | 6/5/2010 | pizza and dead babies deuce: PIZZA AND DEAD BABIES HERE
pants: WHAT KIND OF PIZZA |
deuce pants |
#bonequest-hd #deuce-pants #pizza #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,219 | 6/6/2010 | lied about being raped deuce: B-B-BUT
deuce: I SUCCESSFULLY WALKED DOWN THE STREET WITHOUT HELP !!!
deuce: SHOULDN'T I GET A PARADE OR SOMETHING
pants: I LIED ABOUT BEING RAPED |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #lies #mouse-cursor #parade #rape #woodring-room-background |
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4,220 | 6/7/2010 | hiding in a cramped hole pants: HIDING IN A CRAMPED HOLE
deuce: THROWING YOU A LIFELINE (BOILING OIL) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #hole #hole-problems #mouse-cursor #oil #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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4,221 | 6/8/2010 | that poor girl deuce: "AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAA," COMMENTED TERI WEIGEL
spigot: WHY CAN'T YOU CUT THAT POOR GIRL A CHECK
deuce: SHE WON'T FUCKING LEAVE
deuce: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" IN THE BACKGROUND |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #porn #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,222 | 6/9/2010 | miss minivan pants: T DEUCE YOUR NEW NAME IS MISS MINIVAN
pants: T DEUCE OR MS. IF YOU PREFER |
deuce pants |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #minivan #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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4,223 | 6/10/2010 | waka waka waka waka deuce: GALGHALUGHUALGHUAG
deuce: WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA
deuce: DEGENERATING INTO PAC-MAN SOUNDS |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #mouse-cursor #pacman #sfw |
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4,224 | 6/11/2010 | homework zombie part 1 of 2 deuce: PEER INTO MY BALLS
pants: I'M FEELING SLEEPY
pants: VERY SLEEPY
pants: WHAT IS YOUR COMMAND MASTER
deuce: DO MY HOMEWORK FOR ME |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #homework #mouse-cursor #series #urinal-background #zombie |
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4,225 | 6/12/2010 | homework zombie part 2 of 2 deuce: DO MY HOMEWORK FOR ME
pants: VERY WELL: 2 + 2 = 5
pants: I'M 15 YEARS OLD AND HAVE MY OWN HOMEWORK ZOMBIE !!!!!
pants: 2 % 47 = 5
deuce: I'M THE LUCKIEST KID EVER
pants: 9 * 9 * 9 = 5 |
deuce pants |
#9x9x9 #deuce-pants #faulty-arithemtic #homework #math #series #sfw #urinal-background #zombie |
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4,226 | 6/13/2010 | homework zombie epilogue pants: ABND ME MMEM KA UYOPF HE809T 6Y9HSIOFWS9YTE SOGE WOIG
pants: '
: PANTS SDGJ;G |
pants |
#caption #homework #pants-solo #poetry #sfw #urinal-background #zombie |
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4,227 | 6/14/2010 | want to kiss deuce: WANT TO KISS
pants: YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
deuce: MAYBE |
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #angry-panel #be-gay-with-me #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #kiss #punctuation #sfw #urinal-background |
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4,228 | 6/15/2010 | a cracking sound deuce: TWISTING YOUR ARMS UNTIL THEY MAKE A CRACKING SOUND AND THEN KISSING YOU SOFTLY
deuce: THE ONLY WAY I CAN GET IT UP IS IF YOU CALL ME AGNES
pants: PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE |
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #deuce-pants #urinal-background |
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4,229 | 6/16/2010 | too stoned to notice ghosts :DEUCE: HIS OWN FUCKING LIFE
:DEUCE: YOU ALL AS A GHOST
pants: TOO STONED TO NOTICE GHOSTS |
pants |
#bored #caption #death-and-return-of-deuce #drunk-deuce #ghost #marijuana #stoned #suicide #urinal-background |
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4,230 | 6/17/2010 | the evening news pants: OOH OOH HERE'S WHERE HE HITS THE FAT PEDOPHILE WITH A NIGHTSTICK
pants: BOY HE DOESN'T LIKE THAT PEDOPHILE ALMOST AS MUCH AS THE PEDOPHILE DOESN'T LIKE TO BE HIT
pants: BACK TO YOU DEUCE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #news #pedophile #urinal-background |
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4,231 | 6/18/2010 | new for you deuce: NEW FOR YOU AT AMAZON.COM: NANCY DREW
deuce: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KEEP SENDING ME THIS FOR |
deuce |
#amazon #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #nancy-drew #urinal-background |
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4,232 | 6/19/2010 | he doesn't have to answer that deuce: T SPIGOT ARE YOU NEFERTERI SHEPHERD
deuce: ANSWER ME
pants: HE DOESN'T HAVE TO ANSWER THAT
pants: T SPIGOT YOU DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER THAT |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-likes-black-chicks #deuce-pants-spigot #porn |
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4,233 | 6/20/2010 | car jack deuce: HOLD ME
deuce: YOU'RE NOT HOLDING ME
deuce: THAT'S MORE LIKE STRETCHING ME OUT WITH A CAR JACK |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #hugs #sfw #urinal-background |
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4,234 | 6/21/2010 | shopping for pride candles spigot: CAN WE GO SHOPPING FOR PRIDE CANDLES
spigot: I'LL GET RED ORANGE YELLOW IF YOU GET GREEN BLUE PURPLE/VIOLET
deuce: I NEED TO SAVE SOME MONEY FOR BLACK CANDLES (WITCHCRAFT CEREMONIES) |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #pride-candles #urinal-background #witchcraft |
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4,235 | 6/22/2010 | stuck in the men's room pants: FOLKS THAT'S JUST GREAT
pants: HOW LONG ARE WE GOING TO BE IN THE MEN'S ROOM THIS TIME
deuce: AS LONG AS IT TAKES |
deuce pants |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #folks #huffy-pants #meta #sfw #urinal-background |
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4,236 | 6/23/2010 | the pervasive smell of turpentine deuce: ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF MY INABILITY TO MAINTAIN AN ERECTION WITHOUT THE PERVASIVE SMELL OF TURPENTINE
pants: KIND OF |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #erection #solvent-abuse #turpentine #urinal-background |
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4,237 | 6/24/2010 | shaped like a buttplug spigot: >
spigot: >>
spigot: >>>
spigot: FOLKS THAT'S MY TIVO |
spigot |
#buttplug #folks #spigot-solo #tivo #woodring-field-background |
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4,238 | 6/25/2010 | if i had to fuck a robot spigot: WHEN'S JUDE LAW GONNA PULL A RIVER PHOENIX
deuce: ANY DAY NOW
pants: IF I HAD TO FUCK A ROBOT I'D LIKE IT IF IT LOOKED LIKE HIM |
deuce pants spigot |
#ai #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #jude-law #river-phoenix #robot #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,239 | 6/26/2010 | cooking school spigot: ARE YOU IN COOKING SCHOOL SO YOU CAN HELP PEOPLE TAKE MORE EXPENSIVE SHITS |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #cooking #cooking-school #school #shit #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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4,240 | 6/27/2010 | love is the voice of music pants: LOVE IS THE VOICE OF MUSIC
pants: I'M TALKING ABOUT THE BIBLE
pants: LOVE IS THE VOICE OF MUSIC
pants: I'M TALKING ABOUT THE BIBLE
pants: LOVE IS THE VOICE OF MUSIC
pants: I'M TALKING ABOUT THE BIBLE
pants: LOVE IS THE VOICE OF MUSIC
pants: I'M TALKING ABOUT THE BIBLE |
pants |
#bible #burt-lancaster #dreadzone #elmer-gantry #kid-loco #love #mouse-cursor #pants-solo #religion #repetition #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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4,241 | 6/28/2010 | these horrible things deuce: LEARNING TO LOVE AGAIN
pants: WHO IS TEACHING YOU THESE HORRIBLE THINGS
deuce: HE WANTS ME TO CALL HIM "DADDY" |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #daddy #deuce-pants #fannypack #fannypacks #huffy-pants #love #mouse-cursor #sfw #white-background |
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4,242 | 6/29/2010 | now you're thinking with portals spigot: CHOCOLATE | SHOPPING | BATHING SUITS | NUTRASWEET | GAG FACTOR |
spigot |
#bonequest-hd #nutrasweet #portal #sfw #spigot-solo #white-background |
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4,243 | 6/30/2010 | next to your name deuce: MY GOD HAS A CHECK NEXT TO YOUR NAME |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #god #mouse-cursor #religion #sfw #white-background |
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4,244 | 7/1/2010 | the toilet brush deuce: I JUST WANT TO BE HELD AND NOT DROPPED
pants: OR SLAMMED, SMASHED, THROWN, TOSSED OR OTHERWISE MANGLED
pants: PLEASE
pants: URFFFFFFFFFFFF THE TOILET BRUSH BARKGKRGF' |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #toilet #white-background |
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4,245 | 7/2/2010 | they hate it pants: MATTHEW DRUDGE TRIED TO TOUCH MY ASS
deuce: WELCOME TO THE CLUB
deuce: HE ACTUALLY EXPOSED HIMSELF TO ME
pants: 100,000,000,000,000 MEMBERS STRONG (HE WENT TO OTHER WORLDS)
deuce: RECRUITING AND FEELING UP THE CITIZENS OF PROXIMA CENTAURI IV
pants: THEY HATE IT BUT BEING BALLS OF PURE ENERGY THEY CAN'T DO MUCH ABOUT IT |
deuce pants |
#aliens #ass #deuce-pants #drudge #molestation #white-background |
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4,246 | 7/3/2010 | two wishes left deuce: I WISH I WISH I DIDN'T SUCK THAT FISH'S DICK
pants: *POOF*
pants: YOUR MOUTH NO LONGER TASTES LIKE SALMON SEMEN
pants: YOU HAVE TWO WISHES LEFT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #fishes #fun-with-wildlife #genie #mouth #white-background #wishes |
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4,247 | 7/4/2010 | talk me off pants: SAVE MY SOUL
deuce: I CANNOT RE: GALLONS OF ANGER
pants: COOKIE MONSTER MUST DIE
deuce: INSHALLAH
pants: TALK ME OFF
deuce: THIS IS ALL AN AMBIEN HALLUCINATION (MORPHS INTO YOG SOTHOTH) |
deuce pants |
#ambien #cookie-monster #cthulhu #deuce-pants #islam #lovecraft #sesame-street #talk-me-off #white-background |
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4,248 | 7/5/2010 | would prefer not pants: CAN I COME ON YOUR TITS
deuce: I WOULD PREFER NOT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #ejaculation #tits #white-background |
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4,249 | 7/6/2010 | these are their stories spigot: TWO SEPERATE AND EQUALLY IMPORTANT BALLS
pants: AND JUSTICE FOR ALL |
pants spigot |
#balls #bonequest-hd #donk-donk #law-and-order #pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,250 | 7/7/2010 | stupid, boring atandt: SO IF ANAKIN BUILT C3PO, WHO BUILT R2-D2
deuce: SOME OTHER STUPID BORING CHARACTER |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #black-background #star-wars |
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4,251 | 7/8/2010 | now do counter- clockwise pants: CLOCKWISE HANDJOBS |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #handjob #mountain-background #pants-solo #single-panel |
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4,252 | 7/9/2010 | sad lego brick face deuce: THE ADOBE FLASH PLUGIN HAS CRASHED.
deuce: SAD LEGO BRICK FACE
deuce: MY DICK |
deuce |
#adobe #deuce-solo #flash #lego #mouse-cursor #mozilla #urinal-background |
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4,253 | 7/10/2010 | eat it raw pants: EAT IT RAW
deuce: I'D RATHER NOT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #eating #sfw |
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4,254 | 7/11/2010 | holy shit deuce: TRANQUILITY BASE HERE. THE EAGLE HAS
deuce: HOLY SHIT A SPACE MONSTER
deuce: RARRRRR |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #monster #moon #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,255 | 7/12/2010 | which cup deuce: I JUST WANTED TO UNDERSTAND WHICH CUP TO FILL WITH URINE
pants: ALL OF THEMS |
deuce pants |
#bonequest-hd #deuce-pants #nihilism #urine #woodring-room-background |
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4,256 | 7/13/2010 | down stairs spigot: PULLING MY PANTS DOWN
spigot: AND
spigot: FALLING DOWN STAIRS |
spigot |
#falling-down #physical-comedy #sfw #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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4,257 | 7/14/2010 | one is a lonely number spigot: ONE IS THE LONELIEST NUMBER
spigot: BAM BAM BAM SIR IN THE NEXT STALL I SAID ONE IS A LONELY NUMBER AM I RIGHT |
spigot |
#amirite #sir-in-the-next-stall #spigot-solo #stall #stall-bamming #toilet-antics #urinal-background |
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4,258 | 7/15/2010 | neither the n-word nor weird al spigot: FOLKS I INVENTED NEITHER THE N-WORD NOR WEIRD AL
deuce: I THOUGHT I'D BLAME YOU ANYWAY |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #folks #n-word #urinal-background #weird-al |
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4,259 | 7/16/2010 | here we go pants: I'M GOING TO STALK MY COCK
pants: HERE WE GO
pants: (FALLS ASLEEP) |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #cock #pants-sleeping #pants-solo #stalking #urinal-background |
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4,260 | 7/17/2010 | bus error atandt: BUS ERROR, CORNDOG DUMPED
spigot: PLEASE LIMIT YOUR BUGS TO THE STEPS REQUIRED TO KICK ME IN THE NUTS |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #bug-report #bus-error #corndog #dump #nuts-of-spigot #repro #urinal-background |
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4,261 | 7/18/2010 | you son of a bitch pants: YOU PROMISED THAT I WOULD GO FOR A RIDE IN YOUR AIRPLANE
spigot: LOOK AT ALL THAT JIZZ
pants: INSTEAD YOU TOOK ME INTO YOUR BASEMENT AND FORCED ME TO GIVE HEAD
spigot: ALL OVER MY NEW MERVYNS SHIRT |
pants spigot |
#angry-panel #basement #cocksucking #huffy-pants #jizz #mervyns #pants-spigot #rape |
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4,262 | 7/19/2010 | all my cupcakes deuce: ALSO WHO ATE MY CUPCAKES
pants: IT'S OKAY EVERYBODY I KNOW HOW TO TALK HIM DOWN FROM THIS ONE
pants: HUGALUGLUAG LUAGLUAG LUAGLUA GLUAGLUAG |
deuce pants |
#cupcakes #deuce-pants #urinal-background #whodunit |
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4,263 | 7/20/2010 | come to think of it spigot: COME TO THINK OF IT I THINK WE COULD ALL USE A NUT RUB
pants: ARE YOU RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DOLLOP OF JIZZ IN MY ESPRESSO |
pants spigot |
#coffee #espresso #jizz #mousehole #nuts #pants-spigot #woodring-room-background |
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4,264 | 7/21/2010 | pink, lemony spigot: I TOOK THE SOAP DISPENSER OFF THE WALL AND INTO THE TOILET WITH ME
spigot: WHO'S UP FOR A PINK LEMONY SUDSY HAND JOB |
spigot |
#hand-job #lemon #soap #spigot-solo #tennis-balls |
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4,265 | 7/22/2010 | registered dicklicker spigot: REGISTERED DICKLICKER
spigot: MINT OGRE-LOAD |
spigot |
#dicklicking #mcdonalds #milkshake #mint #mouse-cursor #shrek #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,266 | 7/23/2010 | up in there deuce: EXPLORING UP IN THERE
dick: WHOA WHAT'S THAT |
deuce dick |
#blue-background #dick-deuce #sfw |
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4,267 | 7/24/2010 | up the skirt spigot: WHERE DID I GO?!?!?!?!?!?
spigot: HINT: UP THE SKIRT
spigot: MY LONG ARM IS REACHING OUT MY WINDOW AND DOWN THE DARK STREET...
spigot: ...AND ONTO THE TRAIN AND THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR AND DOWN THE HALL AND INTO YOUR LAP
pants: I AM SPELLBOUND
spigot: OKAY MY ARM GOT OFF IN WATSONVILLE AND IT NEEDS A RIDE
spigot: DUH HUH AS LONG AS MY ARM'S HERE IT MIGHT AS WELL PICK CABBAGE NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE SIR |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #upskirt #watsonville #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,268 | 7/25/2010 | my god pants: LEATHER-COVERED REARVIEW MIRROR ($675)
deuce: MY GOD LETS US TEST MORE NUKES THAN YOUR GOD |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #god #nuclear-weapons #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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4,269 | 7/26/2010 | a big hat spigot: I'M A COCKSUCKING COWBOY WITH A BIG HAT WHO NEEDS EXTRA ATTENTION AROUND THE DICK AND SOMEONE WHO KNOWS HTML |
spigot |
#big-hat #brokeback-mountain #cocksucking #cowboy #deja-vu #dick #haberdashery #html #spigot-solo |
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4,270 | 7/27/2010 | bullshit spigot: WILL SOMEONE PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE THAT I'M INTERESTING
spigot: *** UNKNOWN COMMAND: LICK
spigot: BULLSHIT |
spigot |
#irc #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,271 | 7/28/2010 | long, thick spigot: ABOUT YAY LONG
spigot: ABOUT YAY THICK
spigot: LADY ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY GESTURES |
spigot |
#deja-vu #lynnea #prostitute #sfw #spigot-solo #uncredited-character #urinal-background |
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4,272 | 7/29/2010 | really nothing i can do about it pants: I AM SORRY IT IS SHAPED LIKE A TUNA-FISH CAN BUT THERE IS REALLY NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT
deuce: WHAT THE CHRIST |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #lynnea #prostitute #uncredited-character #urinal-background |
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4,273 | 7/30/2010 | whatever you've got available spigot: I WOULD PREFER MORE JIZZ AS OPPOSED TO LESS BUT WHATEVER YOU'VE GOT AVAILABLE DUM DE DUM
pants: GOT TO GET IT UP, GET IT OFF, GET OUT |
pants spigot |
#jizz #lynnea #pants-spigot #prostitute #uncredited-character #urinal-background |
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4,274 | 7/31/2010 | soaked, flavored or otherwise infused pants: THERE WAS NO HOME FOR THE TERROR BIRD
pants: URINE SOAKED, FLAVORED OR OTHERWISE INFUSED
deuce: I HAVE DISTILLED MY URINE INTO ITS FINEST COMPONENTS
deuce: AMMONIA AND TEARS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #soaked #uncredited-character #urinal-background #urine |
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4,275 | 8/1/2010 | boom pants: BLOWJOBS AT A SURPRISINGLY LOW COST |
pants |
#blowjobs #coy-pants #lowercase #pants-solo #urinal-background |
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4,276 | 8/2/2010 | a power of two spigot: T PANTS IS 15 A POWER OF 2
pants: T SPIGOT I N C E P T I O N |
pants spigot |
#inception #math #null #number-theory #pants-spigot #sfw #urinal-background |
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4,277 | 8/3/2010 | protest song pt 1 pants: HOW ARE WE GOING TO LICK DICK ANONYMOUSLY NOW
pants: HOW I ASK YOU
pants: WE WANT THE STALL DOORS BACK !!!!! |
pants |
#huffy-pants #mouse-cursor #pants-solo #privacy #series #stall #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,278 | 8/4/2010 | protest song pt 2 pants: WE WANT THE DOORS TO REACH THE GROUND !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: WE WANT THE DOORS TO HAVE LOCKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: ALSO I NEED MY CALLS AND FAXES FORWARDED THERE |
pants |
#fax #pants-solo #privacy #series #stall #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,279 | 8/5/2010 | protest song: epilogue pants: REMOVE THE CAMERAS AND THE MOTION DETECTORS
deuce: ALSO THE ANAL FISTING PROBE
deuce: WHICH SEEMS HARDLY USEFUL BUT ANYWAY
pants: YEAH THE ANAL FISTING PROBE
pants: BRING IT BACK |
deuce pants |
#anal #deuce-pants #fisting #huffy-pants #privacy #probe #series #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,280 | 8/6/2010 | picking up the telephone spigot: SMOKING DOPE AND PICKING UP THE TELEPHONE, PUTTING DOWN THE REMOTE AND PICKING UP THE TELEPHONE
spigot: PUTTING DOWN THE SHOE AND PICKING UP THE TELEPHONE
deuce: T SPIGOT I HOPE THIS IS GOING SOMEWHERE
spigot: OKAY FOLKS WHERE'S THE TELEPHONE
deuce: BRAVO |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #folks #marijuana #remote #shoe #telephone #telephony #white-background |
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4,281 | 8/7/2010 | now i must turn my back on you pants: NOW I MUST TURN MY BACK ON YOU
deuce: SEX OFFENDER REGISTRY, HERE YOU COME |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #goodfellas #jizz #mousehole #sex-offender #woodring-room-background |
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4,282 | 8/8/2010 | comin' through pants: EXCUSE ME SIRS BUT
pants: MY FRIEND IS IN A >>>WHEELCHAIR<<<
pants: COMIN' THROUGH |
dick pants |
#balls #dick-pants #mouse-cursor #urinal-background #wheelchair |
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4,283 | 8/9/2010 | you have died pants: > XYZZY
deuce: FUCK YOUR FAGGOT SHIT. *** YOU HAVE DIED **** |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #farts #infocom #urinal-background #xyzzy #you-have-died |
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4,284 | 8/10/2010 | awesomes deuce: YOU KNOW WHAT'S AWESOME ???? ME, THAT'S WHAT'S FUCKING AWESOME
pants: AWESOMES |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #flap |
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4,285 | 8/11/2010 | open forever spigot: THREE IN THE MORNING
spigot: LOOKING FOR DICK IN THE NORTH BAY
spigot: I CAN'T KEEP MY FUCKING MOUTH OPEN FOREVER PEOPLE |
spigot |
#bay-area #bonequest-hi-fi #mouse-cursor #mouth #san-francisco #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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4,286 | 8/12/2010 | i concede defeat deuce: FAR GAYER THAN ANY OF YOU
pants: OH YEAH WATCH THIS HGUAKGHUAKH
pants: BAGLHALGHLAHLAG
pants: HLGAHALUGHLAGAG
deuce: I CONCEDE DEFEAT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #gay #gay-contest #html-entity #huffy-pants #nbsp #non-breaking-space #white-background |
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4,287 | 8/13/2010 | you're fired spigot:
spigot: DING DING DING DING
spigot: FOUR ALARM FIRE IN YOUR MOUTH
spigot: HERE COMES THE PRICK SHAPED FIREMAN TO SQUIRT EVERYTHING OUT
spigot: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST OPEN YOUR MOUTH
spigot: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU TODAY
spigot: YOU'RE FIRED
[test pattern] |
spigot |
#blue-background #color-bars #fired #mouth #spigot-solo #test-pattern |
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4,288 | 8/14/2010 | i cannot help pants: T ATANDT SPIGOT HIT ME AND DEUCE WON'T STOP MAKING FACES AND SHOWING ME THE CONTENTS OF HIS UNDERPANTS
atandt: SORRY
atandt: I CANNOT HELP
atandt: OUT OF MY JURISDICTION |
atandt deuce pants |
#atandt-deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #underpants #urinal-background |
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4,289 | 8/15/2010 | cat scratches, shoe polish spigot: I WISH THEY WOULD HURRY UP AND MAKE MY REAL DOLL
deuce: T SPIGOT I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO SHARE ONE
spigot: I THINK NOT (CAT SCRATCHES, SHOE POLISH) |
deuce spigot |
#angry-panel #cats #deuce-spigot #realdoll #urinal-background |
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4,290 | 8/16/2010 | trash can spigot: WHO THREW MY PISSICLES IN THE TRASH CAN |
spigot |
#pissicles #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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4,291 | 8/17/2010 | warm cups spigot: WASHING IT DOWN WITH WARM CUPS OF JIZZ JUICE AND A SNICKERS |
spigot |
#birthday-strip #jizz #snickers #urinal-background |
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4,292 | 8/18/2010 | hotel dumbshit deuce: PENIS LIFE
spigot: I LIVE IN HOTEL DUMBSHIT |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #urinal-background |
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4,293 | 8/19/2010 | look down spigot: FUCKING SHUT UP
pants: I SEE YOU
spigot: YOU MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT
pants: LOOK DOWN |
pants spigot |
#angry-panel #coy-pants #deja-vu #fucking-shut-up #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #urinal-background |
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4,294 | 8/20/2010 | intro to jerkcity pants: OH I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE
pants: HI I'M PANTS FROM JERKCITY |
pants |
#greetings #pants-from-jerkcity #pants-solo #sfw #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
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4,295 | 8/21/2010 | who will fly the plane pants: JEAN-CHARLES, YOU DRANK ALL ZE WINE
spigot: WHO WILL FLY THE PLANE |
pants spigot |
#jean-charles #pants-spigot #sfw #urinal-background |
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4,296 | 8/22/2010 | spigot leaves spigot: OKAY SHUT UP I HAVE SOMETHING ELSE TO SAY
spigot: WAIT I LEFT IT IN THE CAR
: SPIGOT LEAVES
spigot: OKAY GOT IT
spigot: NUTS |
spigot |
#caption #nuts #spigot-leaves #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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4,297 | 8/23/2010 | flying spigot: HOIF
spigot: FLYING THROUGH THE AIR
spigot: URF |
spigot |
#sfw #spigot-solo |
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4,298 | 8/24/2010 | who what where pants: WHO WHAT WHERE
pants: OH
pants: I WILL MASTURBATE ANY MAN WHO DARES TO STEP FORWARD AND HULAGHALGHLAG |
pants |
#black-background #confusion #masturbation #pants-solo |
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4,299 | 8/25/2010 | all the way spigot: FLOOSH FLUSH ECHO DRIP BLUH TEN THOUSAND PRICKS IN A ROW ALL THE WAY TO JERKCITY
deuce: 100% RECYCLED DOGSHIT |
pants spigot |
#dogshit #pants-spigot #recycled #white-background |
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4,300 | 8/26/2010 | fuck you too deuce: HI
pants: FUCK YOU
spigot: WELCOME DEUCE
spigot: WELCOME PANTS
pants: FUCK YOU TOO |
deuce pants spigot |
#allah #deuce-pants-spigot #islam #urinal-background |
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4,301 | 8/27/2010 | connect 1200 pants: HOW TO COMBINE BONERS AND BOOMERANGS
atandt: ANSWER: "ABORIGINE LONGSNAKE"
pants: QUESTION: "HOW DID I GET DOWN HERE AND HOW DO I GET OUT"
atandt: YOU DID NOT PHRASE THE QUESTION IN THE FORM OF A HAIKU
atandt: RING RING CONNECT 1200 |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #boner #codeine #haiku #modem #white-background |
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4,302 | 8/28/2010 | the same toothbrush that fell into the toilet pants: IS THAT THE SAME TOOTHBRUSH THAT FELL IN THE TOILET
pants: IF SO: I WANT IN ON THE DEAL
deuce: PLEASE BRING IT UP SLOWLY: IT WILL FALL IN AGAIN
pants: I CANNOT SIT HERE WHILE YOU JERK THIS DICK AND THAT DICK: IT IS NOT APPROPRIATE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #toilet #toothbrush #white-background |
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4,303 | 8/29/2010 | cursor placement pants: THE CURSOR LIES
deuce: COMPUTERS ARE AMAZING |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #mouse-crotch #mouse-cursor #sfw |
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4,304 | 8/30/2010 | this is bonequest atandt: WELCOME TO BONEQUEST: THE DAILY ADVENTURES OF PANTS, DEUCE, SPIGOT AND ME, ATANDT
pants: UM I
atandt: SHUT UP
atandt: SHUT THE FUCK UP
pants: ALL RIGHT THEN |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #bonequest-introduction #white-background |
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4,305 | 8/31/2010 | sit up pants: FUCK YES
pants: LOST IN THE WOODS AGAIN
pants: I'LL JUST SIT UP AND PUCKER |
pants |
#99e99 #black-background #bonequest-hi-fi #pants-solo #weird-pants-face |
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4,306 | 9/1/2010 | underwear, socks spigot: T PANTS YOU TAPED FRIENDS AND FRASIER BUT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO WINGS??
pants: T SPIGOT FIRST LET'S DISCUSS THE FATE OF MY UNDERWEAR AND SOCKS |
pants spigot |
#frasier #friends #pants-spigot #urinal-background #wings |
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4,307 | 9/2/2010 | maybe just a little deuce: BUTTMAN'S RIO EXTREME GIRLS ??? WELL JUST A LITTLE MAYBE GLHGAHLGALHGA |
deuce |
#buttman #deuce-solo #porn #woodring-field-background |
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4,308 | 9/3/2010 | it is happening again pants: SECURITY |
pants |
#lynnea #mouse-cursor #pants-solo #prostitute #security #single-panel #uncredited-character #urinal-background |
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4,309 | 9/4/2010 | a word from the management spigot: PLEASE DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT IN THE GLORYHOLE AREA |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #etiquette #glory-hole #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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4,310 | 9/5/2010 | and now a word on polio deuce: FUCK POLIO |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #polio #urinal-background |
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4,311 | 9/6/2010 | i will spigot: OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND CLOSE YOUR EYES AND I WILL YOUR FACE WITH BALLS |
spigot |
#balls #spigot-solo #typo #urinal-background |
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4,312 | 9/7/2010 | just like anyone else pants: T DEUCE WHY WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH A ROMULAN/VULCAN ANYWAY
deuce: WHY WOULDN'T I
(pants): JAWAS, ETC.
deuce: THEY'VE GOT HOLES AND COMPLAIN ABOUT IT JUST LIKE ANYONE ELSE |
pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #jawas #rape #star-trek #star-wars #urinal-background #vulcan |
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4,313 | 9/8/2010 | any of this deuce: SOILING MYSELF
deuce: NOT THINKING ANY OF THIS IS FUNNY
deuce: PARTICULARLY THE PART ABOUT THE RAPE |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #rape #soiling-myself #urinal-background |
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4,314 | 9/9/2010 | raise your hand spigot: WHO HERE LIKES DICK (RAISE YOUR HAND)
deuce: RAISING HAND
spigot: FUCKING FAGGOT |
deuce spigot |
#bait-and-switch #deuce-spigot #dick #drunk-deuce #fag-trap #spigot-points #urinal-background |
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4,315 | 9/10/2010 | how sorry i am : CENSORED |
deuce pants |
#abstract #censored #sfw #title-mismatch |
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4,316 | 9/11/2010 | like a rabbit with its head cut off pants: ALGHAGHLAHGLAHALG
pants: I'M SORRY THAT'S WHAT POPS OUT WHEN YOU BANG MY KNEE LIKE THAT |
pants |
#pants-solo #physical-comedy #rabbit #urinal-background |
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4,317 | 9/12/2010 | consolation prize deuce: CAN I HAVE HEAD AT LEAST
spigot: UH |
deuce spigot |
#cocksucking #deuce-spigot #urinal-background |
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4,318 | 9/13/2010 | heil him like hitler pants: HEIL ME LIKE HITLER |
pants |
#deja-vu #hitler #pants-solo #urinal-background |
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4,319 | 9/14/2010 | the other one pants: LOVE ME LIKE THE SON YOU HUMPED TO DEATH
pants: NO THE OTHER ONE
pants: YES FINE EITHER ONE THEN |
pants |
#huffy-pants #pants-solo #urinal-background |
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4,320 | 9/15/2010 | hey what are you pants: CAN'T BEAT OFF WITHOUT M--
pants: HEY WHAT ARE YOU
pants: GAHLAHGLAHLAG |
pants |
#beating-off #cant-beat-off-if #cocksucking-noises #huffy-pants #pants-solo #urinal-background |
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4,321 | 9/16/2010 | trying spigot: T DEUCE IF I WERE YOUR "DADDY" I WOULD HIT YOUR MOTHER REGARDLESS OF ANY OTHER GAY THEMES
deuce: T SPIGOT THAT SOUNDS FAIR
spigot: KNOW WHAT ELSE I LIKE?!?!?!!?!? BIG DICKS!!!!!!!
deuce: FAG
spigot: SMALL DICKS!!!!!!!!11111 TRYING |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dicks #domestic-violence |
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4,322 | 9/17/2010 | can do deuce: FUCKING SHUT YOUR CAKE HOLE
pants: CAN DO
pants: WAIT I WASN'T TALKING
pants: BUT I AM NOW
pants: DARN |
deuce pants |
#be-quiet #cake-hole #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #hole #shut-up #urinal-background |
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4,323 | 9/18/2010 | pass it on pants: SPIT SPIT CHOKE SPIT
pants: GLRRRRRRRRRRKKKKK
pants: CAN'T GET IT UP
pants: POUND POUND POUND
pants: CAN'T MAKE IT GO DOWN NOW
pants: WHAT THE HELL MAN
pants: WHAT THE HELL
pants: PASS IT ON |
pants |
#pants-solo #sex #urinal-background |
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4,324 | 9/19/2010 | hell yes pants: YOU GOT THAT RIGHT
pants: YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT
pants: DAMN STRAIGHT
pants: HELL YES
pants: I CONCUR
pants: INDEED
pants: SIR YES SIR
pants: ALL RIGHT THEN |
pants |
#mouse-cursor #pants-solo #sir #sucking #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
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4,325 | 9/20/2010 | but my face pants: THE VIEW IS AWFUL BUT MY FACE IS STAINED WITH JIZZ
deuce: SO IT ALL EVENS OUT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #jizz #pants-solo #urinal-background |
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4,326 | 9/21/2010 | the nbc comedy barn spigot: T DEUCE EAU DE TOILETTE
deuce: THAT MEANS TOILET GAYS
(spigot): LE FACE DU SPURT
spigot: IS THIS THE NBC COMEDY BARN????? |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #french #lapland #mouse-cursor #nbc #perfume #toilet #urinal-background #whisper |
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4,327 | 9/22/2010 | have a peek deuce: CAN YOU SEE URANUS ?!?!?!?!?!
bung: POINT YOUR TELESCOPE AT THE SUN AND HAVE A PEEK
deuce: ALL I SEE IS PAIN |
bung deuce |
#bung-deuce #eye-injury #pain #science #uranus #urinal-background |
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4,328 | 9/23/2010 | fresh, hot pants: BACON BACON BACON BACON
spigot: FRESH HOT BURF [SILENCE] |
pants spigot |
#cricket #deuce-pants #sfw #silence |
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4,329 | 9/24/2010 | here comes the cockbot spigot: HERE COMES THE COCKBOT
spigot: I NEED A FRESCA AND A MOUNTAIN DEW AND A SHASTA
spigot: BYE COCKBOT |
spigot |
#cockbot #cricket #fresca #mountain-dew #mouse-cursor #shasta #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,330 | 9/25/2010 | tv time spigot: OKAY TV TIME
spigot: HERE'S A SHOW CALLED THE DRINKING DRUNK GUY WHO NEVER SHUTS UP WHOSE NAME IS MY DAD
spigot: THAT LOOKS GOOD |
spigot |
#cricket #mouse-cursor #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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4,331 | 9/26/2010 | inner ear deuce: YOU JUST VIOLATED MY COPYRIGHT, TRADEMARK, AND INNER EAR CANAL
spigot: SEEN IT |
deuce spigot |
#cricket #deuce-spigot #mountain-background |
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4,332 | 9/27/2010 | beware of mouth pants: SAID THE ACTRESS TO THE BISHOP
pants: I SAY GOOD SIR YOU APPEAR TO BE LICKING ON MY DICK
pants: LOOK INTO YOUR HEART |
pants |
#black-background #cricket #dicklicking #mouth #pants-solo |
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4,333 | 9/28/2010 | clonk them together : THE APPEARANCE OF EXTERNAL LINKS ON THIS WORLD WIDE WEB SITE DOES NOT CONSTITUTE ENDORSEMENT BY THE DEPARTMENT OF COMMERCE/NATIONAL OCEANIC AND ATMOSPHERIC ADMINISTRATION OF EXTERNAL WEB SITES OR THE INFORMATION, PRODUCTS OR SERVICES CONTAINED THEREIN.
deuce: BUH
spigot: ME AND MY TWO DONGS
deuce: HOLY
spigot: I CLONK THEM TOGETHER |
deuce spigot |
#black-background #caption #cricket #cropped #deuce-spigot #mouse-cursor #noaa |
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4,334 | 9/29/2010 | i deserve better spigot: WHY CAN'T THE FBI PROBE MY ASS BALLS AND LEGS FOR HACKING INTO THE BAG OF DORITOS
deuce: T SPIGOT I THINK WITH PROPER MOTIVATION IT CAN BE ARRANGED
spigot: I WISH TO BE LOVED AND FONDLED AND SCRUBBED AND DIAPERED AND DISPOSED OF
deuce: WANG BONG
spigot: I AM A GAY ADULT MALE PEOPLE AND I DESERVE BETTER
deuce: T SPIGOT NO YOU DO NOT |
deuce spigot |
#balls #cricket #deuce-spigot #doritos #fbi #woodring-den-background |
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4,335 | 9/30/2010 | are you sure spigot: ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO SEND THIS MAIL..........
spigot: WITHOUT A SUBJECT ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
spigot: OH GOD GRAB BONK BLORF STUMBLE STAIRS PANTS DOGSHIT |
spigot |
#cricket #dogshit #mouse-cursor #physical-comedy #spigot-solo #unix |
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4,336 | 10/1/2010 | make two pants: SHIT SANDWICH
deuce: MAKE TWO |
deuce pants |
#cricket #deuce-pants #photo-background #shit |
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4,337 | 10/2/2010 | jerking the joystick spigot: FLYING AND SOARING AND JERKING THE JOYSTICK AND HITTING MY HEAD AND FACE |
spigot |
#cricket #physical-comedy #spigot-solo |
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4,338 | 10/3/2010 | spurting spigot: URF HURF OOF OW HONK DUH SPURTING
pants: THE MERRY-GO-ROUND BROKE DOWN |
pants spigot |
#cricket #honk #looney-tunes #pants-spigot #physical-comedy #the-merry-go-round-broke-down #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,339 | 10/4/2010 | all over your face spigot: SPLURK SPLORK ALL OVER YOUR FACE
spigot: HAKUNA MATADA BITCH |
spigot |
#cricket #mouse-cursor #mousehole #spigot-solo #the-lion-king #woodring-room-background |
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4,340 | 10/5/2010 | my love for you spigot: WAVING
spigot: I DON'T WANT MY LOVE FOR YOU TO GET IN THE WAY OF MY COCKS FOR YOU |
spigot |
#cricket #mouse-cursor #spigot-points #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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4,341 | 10/6/2010 | late pants: SO LET'S GO
pants: THIS DUMBWAITER ISN'T GETTING ANY MORE CRAMPED
pants: LET'S GO GO GO |
pants |
#cricket #dumbwaiter #pants-solo #sfw #urinal-background |
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4,342 | 10/7/2010 | come on now pants: COME ON TUGGING YOUR SLEEVE
pants: A FABULOUS VACATION SPOT INDEED
pants: WRITING HOME ABOUT IT
pants: COME ON NOW LET'S GET IT ON AND GET IT GOING
pants: I LIKE ARRIVING FASHIONABLY LATE BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS |
pants |
#cricket #huffy-pants #pants-solo #sfw #urinal-background |
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4,343 | 10/8/2010 | this morning spigot: OH BOY HERE'S SPIGOT AGAIN
spigot: WHO'S GAY THIS MORNING
spigot: LET'S NOT ALWAYS SEE THE SAME SHOES
spigot: CHOKING DOWN THE DELIVERABLES |
spigot |
#blue-background #cricket #deliverables #oh-boy #spigot-again #spigot-solo |
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4,344 | 10/9/2010 | as per the usual spigot: WELL LIKE I WROTE IN MY GAY MEMOIRS: "AND THEN AT THE END OF THE AFTERNOON AS MY ANONYMOUS TOILET PARTNER WALKED OUT OF HIS STALL WITHOUT SO MUCH AS A THANK YOU OR A BUSINESS CARD SLIPPED UNDER THE DOOR OR LIKE A MORSE-CODE TAPPING OF HIS PHONE NUMBER (AS PER THE USUAL)"
spigot: "I KNEW THAT TOMORROW WOULD BE YET ANOTHER 9-5 OF COCKS AND SPURT. IT'S TIME GO HO HOME I TOLD MYSELF, AND WITH THAT I TOWELLED OFF MY QUEER FACE, WALKED BACK OUT INTO THE BRIGHT LIGHTS OF VALLCO FASHION PARK AND WAITED FOR THE 23."
spigot: THE END (OR IS IT) |
spigot |
#bay-area #black-background #cricket #morse-code #mouse-cursor #prostitution #spigot-solo #toilet #towel #typo #vallco-mall |
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4,345 | 10/10/2010 | soft spot pants: DON'T TOUCH THE SOFT SPOT ON MY HEAD |
pants |
#black-background #bonequest-hi-fi #cricket #lynnea #mouse-cursor #pants-solo #prostitute #sfw #uncredited-character |
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4,346 | 10/11/2010 | serious problem spigot: OKAY PEOPLE SERIOUS PROBLEM WITH THE POLLS
pants: I THINK I'M GOING TO THROW UP
spigot: YOU WERE ALL SUPPOSED TO VOTE FOR ME
pants: BAHAHRAHRHARRAHRHAR
spigot: WE'LL JUST PAUSE THE JERKCITY WHILE PANTS CLEANS HIMSELF UP |
pants spigot |
#black-background #cricket #pants-spigot #sfw #vomit #voting |
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4,347 | 10/12/2010 | wrongways deuce: CRAM IT UP YOU WRONGWAYS
pants: CRAMMING STYLE UNSPECIFIED ???????????? I AM CHECKING THE MANUAL AGAIN
deuce: STYLE 23B
pants: SIR 23B SIR
pants: SIR 23B COMPLETED SIR |
deuce pants |
#black-background #cramming #cricket #deuce-pants |
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4,348 | 10/13/2010 | mostly piss net: PISS AND BLOOD EVERYWHERE
pants: MOSTLY PISS DUE TO THE OPEN URINATION POLICY |
net pants |
#black-background #cricket #net-pants #piss |
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4,349 | 10/14/2010 | my hour of need deuce: WHERE IS EVERYBODY IN MY HOUR OF NEED
deuce: GHGHLHLGHLGHG
deuce: SUCKING, ETC. |
deuce |
#black-background #cricket #deuce-solo |
|
4,350 | 10/15/2010 | single file pants: MILLIONS OF DICKS MAKING THEIR WAY THROUGH THIS WEARY WORLD
spigot: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SINGLE FILE PLEASE |
pants spigot |
#black-background #cricket #pants-spigot |
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4,351 | 10/16/2010 | up yours : PICTURED: SPIGOT THE BEAR (LEFT); DEUCE FROM JERKCITY (RIGHT)
deuce: WHO WANTS LOVIN'
: SPIGOT SUCKS A C^H^H^H^H^H^H LOGS OUT
deuce: WELL UP YOURS |
deuce spigot |
#backspace-control-character #black-background #caption #cricket #deuce-spigot #spigot-the-bear #stage-directions |
|
4,352 | 10/17/2010 | mostly pants: MOSTLY MOLESTED |
pants |
#black-background #cricket #lynnea #mouse-cursor #pants-solo #prostitute #uncredited-character |
|
4,353 | 10/18/2010 | another 79 on the ground deuce: WHY IS THE NTSB INVESTIGATING MY BONER
pants: 289 DEAD AND ANOTHER 79 ON THE GROUND |
deuce pants |
#black-background #boner #cricket #deuce-pants #disaster #ntsb |
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4,354 | 10/19/2010 | she works very hard spigot: HER NAME IS DR. POLASKI AND SHE WORKS VERY HARD
spigot: SHE JUGGLES A STARFLEET CAREER AND MY STARFLEET BALLS
spigot: I HAVE TO GO NOW |
spigot |
#balls #black-background #cricket #nuts-of-spigot #spigot-solo #star-trek |
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4,355 | 10/20/2010 | handy decoder ring pants: CAN YOU MEASURE THE BACK OF MY BONER TO SEE IF I AM A CRIMINAL
deuce: I CAN'T REACH
deuce: THAT MEANS YOU'RE A RAPIST
deuce: I'LL HAVE TO USE MY HANDY DECODER RING TO SEE IF THAT MEANS YOU'RE A CRIMINAL OR NOT |
deuce pants |
#black-background #cricket #deuce-pants #rapist |
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4,356 | 10/21/2010 | send me home pants: IF YOU COULD JUST GIVE ME AN ENEMA AND SEND ME HOME THAT WOULD BE GREAT: GRAHAM CRACKERS, CLEANSING RITUALS
deuce: WELL ALL RIGHTY THEN |
deuce pants |
#black-background #cricket #deuce-pants |
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4,357 | 10/22/2010 | obo pants: SLIGHTLY DAMAGED
deuce: VERY MESSY BUT SERVICEABLE
pants: ONE DOLLAR OR BEST OFFER
deuce: COULD BE USED IN EMERGENCIES |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #black-background #cricket #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #sfw |
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4,358 | 10/23/2010 | dsgd dick: DOUBLE SECRET GAY DAY
ozone: TWO DICKS IN EVERY MOUTH |
dick ozone |
#black-background #cricket #dick-ozone #gaydads |
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4,359 | 10/24/2010 | everybody shut up deuce: EVERYBODY SHUT UP THE MOVIE'S STARTING
pants: HUBUBUBUBUBUBUB
pants: T PANTS SHUT THE FUCK UP
pants: HUBUBUBUBUBUBUB [QUIETER] |
deuce pants |
#black-background #cricket #deuce-pants #fucking-shut-up #hubububububub |
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4,360 | 10/25/2010 | small tight loop spigot: TELL DIR "OPEN"
spigot: FOR FILE = 1 TO NUMFILES OF LIST OF CONTAINER OF FOLDER "DUH"
spigot: I NEED A SNICKERS
deuce: HUG YO BALLS |
deuce spigot |
#black-background #cricket #deuce-spigot #snickers |
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4,361 | 10/26/2010 | that's my head deuce: WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM THAT'S MY HEAD WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM HELP ME
spigot: EAST BAY SPURTS / NORTH VALLEY SQUIRTS |
deuce spigot |
#bay-area #cricket #deuce-spigot #mountain-background #san-francisco |
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4,362 | 10/27/2010 | it really is : SPIGOT THE BEAR IS TAPED BEFORE A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE
spigot: THE PUNCH BONE'S CONNECTED TO THE DONG BONE
spigot: IT REALLY IS |
spigot |
#black-background #caption #cricket #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear |
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4,363 | 10/28/2010 | or not deuce: THE LITTLE MERMAID 2
pants: ARE YOU GOING TO HELP ME POOP OR NOT
pants: DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR CUNTING DAUGHTER DID |
deuce pants |
#black-background #cricket #cunt #deuce-pants #disney #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #poo #poop #the-exorcist #the-little-mermaid |
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4,364 | 10/29/2010 | in the distance pants: I CAN'T SEE: BLINDED BY MY BONER
deuce: BLINDED BECAUSE OF ITS POWER OR BECAUSE IT POKED YOUR EYES OUT OR PERHAPS IT WAS MERELY IN THE WAY OF WHAT YOU WERE TRYING TO SEE: A DISTANT BONER
pants: POKED |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #black-background #boner #cricket #deuce-pants #eye-injury #huffy-pants |
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4,365 | 10/30/2010 | rather distracting deuce: MOUTHING
deuce: MULTIPLE MOUTHINGS
deuce: HOLY CHRIST
deuce: THAT'S PRETTY COMFORTABLE
deuce: I DARE SAY IT'S RATHER DISTRACTING |
deuce |
#cricket #deuce-solo #mouth #woodring-field-background |
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4,366 | 10/31/2010 | mushroom cloud pants: OH GOD WHERE DID THE DONG-AS-FAVICON GO
pants: OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
pants: MUSHROOM CLOUD |
pants |
#black-background #favicon #huffy-pants #mouse-cursor #pants-solo |
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4,367 | 11/1/2010 | oh hell yes pants: I KNOW WHY THE CAGED BONG BUBBLES |
pants |
#bong #maya-angelou #pants-solo #paul-laurence-dunbar #urinal-background |
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4,368 | 11/2/2010 | why does it hurt so to love deuce: WHY DOES IT HURT SO TO LOVE?
pants: BECAUSE LOVE IS JUST ANOTHER NAME FOR HURTFUL PENISES |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #love #urinal-background |
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4,369 | 11/3/2010 | mumbo jumbo atandt: I MUST SAY THE JERKABILITY OF THIS PLACE IS QUITE HIGH
spigot: YOU AND YOUR COLLEGE MUMBO-JUMBO |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #college #urinal-background |
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4,370 | 11/4/2010 | climb up here pants: CLIMB UP HERE AND BE GAY WITH ME
spigot: CLIMBING CLIMBING CLIMBING
pants: HURRY
spigot: IS THIS A TRICK
pants: NO HURRY I'M SAVING YOU A SEAT
spigot: I'M NOT SURE I |
pants spigot |
#be-gay-with-me #climbing #lynnea #pants-spigot #prostitute #trick #uncredited-character #urinal-background |
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4,371 | 11/5/2010 | crash bonk spigot: HMMM URF HUMPING MYSELF
spigot: CRASH
spigot: BONK |
spigot |
#physical-comedy #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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4,372 | 11/6/2010 | like an irregular verb spigot: YOU ARE DIAGRAMMING ME LIKE AN IRREGULAR VERB
deuce: CONJUGATING YOU NOW |
deuce spigot |
#conjugation #deuce-spigot #grammar #sentence-diagramming #urinal-background |
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4,373 | 11/7/2010 | your cue deuce: WISHING FOR DICK
deuce: T PANTS THIS IS YOUR CUE |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants #dick #huffy-pants #urinal-background |
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4,374 | 11/8/2010 | you and me pants: HEY HOW ABOUT YOU AND ME FUCK
deuce: WELL OKAY
pants: WHAT KIND OF SAUCE DO YOU WANT
deuce: IS IT AN OPTION OR A REQUIREMENT
deuce: DO I HAVE TO PAY FOR IT IS WHAT I'M GETTING AT
pants: NO IT'S ALL FREE, WE HAVE MUSTARD BBQ AND FATNESS |
deuce pants |
#bbq #deja-vu #deuce-pants #fatness #mustard #sauce #urinal-background |
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4,375 | 11/9/2010 | out of style, lied pants: OH MAN WHY OH WHY DID I LICK THAT LAST DICK
pants: WHOEVER TOLD ME THEY WERE GOING OUT OF STYLE, LIED |
pants |
#bonequest-hd #dicklicking #mouse-cursor #pants-solo #urinal-background |
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4,376 | 11/10/2010 | standing on a chair deuce: TIME TO CHANGE THE JERKSHIRT
spigot: DOES STANDING ON A CHAIR AND JERKING ON MY OWN FACE MAKE ME GAY
deuce: NO IT'S ONLY IF I'M IN YOU AT THE SAME TIME
spigot: NOT UNDERSTUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
spigot: OKAY THEN |
deuce spigot |
#deja-vu #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #gay-theory #mouse-cursor #urinal-background |
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4,377 | 11/11/2010 | here he comes pants: HERE HE COMES
pants: DANGLE
deuce: GLARG
deuce: SUDDENLY THIS PLAN IS GOING SOUTH |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #urinal-background |
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4,378 | 11/12/2010 | by the time you read this dick: SNEEZING SO HARD I'M GETTING DIZZY HERE PEOPLE
dick: BY THE TIME YOU READ THIS I'LL ALREADY BE GAY
dick: GUESS WHO'S NAKED
deuce: LOOK WHO'S JERKING TOO |
deuce dick |
#deuce-dick #dizzy #gay #jerking #sneezing #urinal-background |
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4,379 | 11/13/2010 | i see you pants: @DEUCEATJERKCITY I SEE YOU
pants: @DEUCEATJERKCITY I SO FUCKING SEE YOU
pants: @DEUCEATJERKCITY MMMM YEAH MY OWN FACE FOR ONCE MMMMM FUCK YEAH HUFF HUFF HUFF MMMM DUH MMMMMMM |
pants |
#cocksucking-noises #pants-solo #sex #urinal-background |
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4,380 | 11/14/2010 | you people spigot: HE PONCH ME IN THE MOUTH AND THEN I CLEAN
deuce: APPARENTLY YOU PEOPLE DON'T THINK I'M WORTH OF A SUCKOFF |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #fake-accent #urinal-background #violence |
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4,381 | 11/15/2010 | only one deuce: THERE IS ONLY ONE ALTERNATIVE FOR ME
deuce: WALKING THE GAY PLANK
deuce: SPLOOSH |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #mouse-cursor #sploosh #urinal-background |
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4,382 | 11/16/2010 | oh that divine miss bette midler spigot: OH THAT DIVINE MISS BETTE MIDLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: OH THAT SUPERSTAR BARBRA STREISAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: OH THE HILARIOUS CAMP OF THE WIZARD OF OZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: OH THAT LUSCIOUS TOILET PLUNGER BREAKING IN HALF AND GETTING SHOVED UP MY USELESS FANNY |
spigot |
#barbra-streisand #celebrity #filler-panel #low-res #plunger #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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4,383 | 11/17/2010 | nonesuch and whatnot pants: MY BONER IS ALIVE |
pants |
#black-background #bonequest-hi-fi #boner #pants-solo #whatnot |
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4,384 | 11/18/2010 | star trek pants: PREPARE TO EVACUATE THE ENTERPRISE
deuce: AGAIN |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #enterprise #evacuate #sfw #star-trek #woodring-field-background |
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4,385 | 11/19/2010 | sighted in cyberspace spigot: I AM TRYING TO BREATHE OVER HERE
spigot: FOR THE LOVE OF FATNESS |
spigot |
#cyberspace #fatness #mouse-cursor #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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4,386 | 11/20/2010 | a celebration of sorts pants: HALGUHLAGHULAHULGHALG
pants: FUCK YEAH
pants: GAHLAGHLAUHGLUAHGULAGAG |
pants |
#cocksucking-noises #diaper #pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,387 | 11/21/2010 | clap, stomp pants: CLAP YER HANDS
pants: STOMP YER FEET
deuce: ASS RELATED |
deuce pants |
#ass #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #urinal-background |
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4,388 | 11/23/2010 | TITLE |
woman |
#lynnea #no-dialog #null #sfw #uncredited-character #variable |
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4,389 | 11/24/2010 | health, safety and longevity pants: @DAPHEKNEE TREE LIMBS THAT TOUCH OR FALL ON POWER LINES CAN CAUSE ELECTRICAL OUTAGES, PROPERTY DAMAGE, FIRES AND PERSONAL INJURY
pants: @DAPHEKNEE TREE PRUNING IS NOT ONLY IMPORTANT IT'S NECESSARY
pants: @DAPHEKNEE ARBORISTS RECOMMEND THAT TREES BE PRUNED FOR THEIR HEALTH, SAFETY AND LONGEVITY |
pants |
#pants-solo #sfw #trees #urinal-background |
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4,390 | 11/25/2010 | the best way spigot: THE BEST WAY TO DESCRIBE THE STATE OF BONERS AND JIZZ IN MY FACE RIGHT NOW WOULD MOST LIKELY BE CONSPICUOUSLY ABSENT
spigot: I'LL FILE A BUG
deuce: IN THE QUALITY ASSURANCE INDUSTRY WE LIKE TO CALL THEM "PROBLEM REPORTS" OR "DEFECT REPORTS"
pants: I CALL IT "DONALD DUCK ORANGE JUICE"
spigot: CHANGING THE RESOLUTION TO FAT |
deuce pants spigot |
#bug-report #deuce-pants-spigot #donald-duck-orange-juice #fat #jizz #mouse-cursor #oj #quality-assurance #woodring-field-background |
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4,391 | 11/26/2010 | extra large second helping pants: I WOULD LIKE AN EXTRA LARGE SECOND HELPING OF DICK PLEASE
pants: AND THANK YOU
pants: ETC. |
pants |
#dicks #lynnea #pants-solo #prostitute #uncredited-character |
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4,392 | 11/27/2010 | welcome back spigot: BA GURRRRRRRRK
deuce: WELCOME BACK, WEIRD GIRAFFE THINGY |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #giraffe #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,393 | 11/28/2010 | singing and prancing spigot: DUH LA LA SINGING AND PRANCING
spigot: AIDS SYMPTOMS?????????
spigot: HOMPH HOMPH NOW I'M JUST DYING |
spigot |
#aids #homph #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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4,394 | 11/29/2010 | all i care about is... spigot: ALL I CARE ABOUT IS FINISHING MY TINKLE HERE AT THE URINAL
pants: I AM PORTING PRODOS TO THE COLLECOVISION |
pants spigot |
#apple-ii #colecovision #null #pants-spigot #typo #urinal #urinal-background |
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4,395 | 11/30/2010 | conspiracy dong spigot: I'M THE CONSPIRACY DONG
spigot: HURTS TO TALK |
spigot |
#mouse-cursor #spigot-points #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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4,396 | 12/1/2010 | please call the enclave spigot: DEAR SIR, THANKS FOR THE JPEGS OF YOUR FAT, DUMB WIFE.
spigot: ALSO THANKS FOR BLURRING HER FACE WITH SOME STUPID GRAPHICS PROGRAM
spigot: WE REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT YOUR SUBMISSION DOES NOT SUIT OUR PRESENT NEEDS
spigot: VERY TRULY YOURS, FIVE KNOBBY COCKS IN YOUR IDIOT FACE
spigot: P.S. PLEASE CALL THE ENCLAVE BUT NOT AFTER 6PM |
spigot |
#bbs #enclave #nuggh #porn #spigot-solo #urinal-background #viscera |
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4,397 | 12/2/2010 | right now deuce: HOLY FUCK
spigot: I'M SUCKING MY OWN DICK RIGHT NOW |
deuce spigot |
#autofellatio #bonequest-hd #cocksucking #deuce-spigot #urinal-background |
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4,398 | 12/3/2010 | water them nightly pants: MOVE ALONG NOW
pants: THESE TWINKIES ARE SAFE WITH ME
deuce: T PANTS PLEASE TAKE GOOD CARE OF THEM AND WATER THEM NIGHTLY |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants #hostess #huffy-pants #sfw #twinkies #woodring-room-background |
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4,399 | 12/4/2010 | a steel trap deuce: YOUR TIME IN SAN QUENTIN
pants: I DREAMED YOUR VAGINA WAS A STEEL TRAP |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #urinal-background |
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4,400 | 12/5/2010 | can you hear me hello spigot: T DEUCE HOLD THIS CUP WITH A STRING ATTACHED
spigot: CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP WALKING ACROSS THE STREET
spigot: CAN YOU HEAR ME HELLO
deuce: BALLS
pants: WATCHING AND WONDERING |
deuce pants spigot |
#balls #clomp #deuce-pants-spigot #onomatopoeia #telephone #telephony #urinal-background |
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4,401 | 12/6/2010 | soak in this puddle spigot: THANKS FOR EMPOWERING ME TO SIT AND SOAK IN THIS PUDDLE OF FUCKHEADS |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,402 | 12/7/2010 | doot doot doo doot spigot: DOOT DOOT DOO DOOT
deuce: FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
spigot: SUCKING POKING HURTING NOW
spigot: DOOT DOOT DOOT
deuce: SUCKING ALL THE DICKS |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #sucking #woodring-field-background |
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4,403 | 12/8/2010 | fucking seize it pants: CARPE BONER |
pants |
#boner #pants-solo #urinal-background |
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4,404 | 12/9/2010 | talking past each other atandt: DICKS WITHOUT PURPOSE
spigot: PRICKS WITHOUT FOCUS |
atandt spigot |
#poetry #urinal-background |
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4,405 | 12/12/2010 | the juice pants: T SPIGOT NOW YOU GOT THE JUICE
spigot: T PANTS I WOULD RATHER MAKE AN EFFORT TO DO WITHOUT THE JUICE PLEASE |
pants spigot |
#deja-vu #pants-spigot #sfw #the-juice #title-mismatch #urinal-background |
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4,406 | 12/13/2010 | stunt double pants: DID YOU GET DICK
deuce: YES
deuce: NO
pants: JUST WALK AWAY
pants: DID YOU ACTUALLY JERK OFF ON HER FACE OR WAS THAT A STUNT DOUBLE
deuce: I DON'T REMEMBER (TOO DRUNK) |
deuce pants |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #dick #drunk-deuce #facial #jerking-off |
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4,407 | 12/14/2010 | come closer deuce: HELLO THERE
deuce: CAN I READ YOUR HOWTO/FAQ
pants: WELL HI
pants: YES COME CLOSER
spigot: HOT COFFEE COMING THROUGH |
deuce pants spigot |
#coffee #deuce-pants-spigot #urinal-background |
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4,408 | 12/15/2010 | here i am deuce: T PANTS OKAY HERE I AM
pants: T DEUCE YOUR THREE DIMENSIONAL LAWS DO NOT APPLY TO ME |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #science #sfw #urinal-background |
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4,409 | 12/16/2010 | like a normal family deuce: HELLO I'M THE BIGGEST FAGGOT ALIVE
spigot: T PANTS CAN WE PUT ANOTHER TOILET IN OUR HOUSE SO WE CAN PISS AND POO TOGETHER LIKE A NORMAL FAMILY
pants: T SPIGOT I PREFER TO POO IN PEACE (BUT YOU MAY WATCH AS I PEE) |
deuce pants spigot |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants-spigot #huffy-pants #mouse-cursor #piss #toilet #urinal-background |
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4,410 | 12/17/2010 | each of those words pants: HEMMORHOID CLUTCH
deuce: I KNOW EACH OF THOSE WORDS BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO MEAN TOGETHER |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #hemorrhoids #poo #urinal-background |
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4,411 | 12/18/2010 | the clown with his pants down deuce: HUHHHHHHHHHH
spigot: I'M FUNNY LIKE THE CLOWN IS FUNNY
deuce: T SPIGOT CLOWNS AREN'T FUNNY
spigot: THE GAY CLOWN WITH HIS PANTS DOWN OUTSIDE THE WINDOW DURING YOUR JOB INTERVIEW HOLDING A SIGN THAT SAYS "HIRE THIS GUY" |
deuce spigot |
#clown #deuce-spigot #gay #hhhhh #urinal-background |
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4,412 | 12/19/2010 | stay away deuce: I'M HORNY
atandt: STAY AWAY |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #fighting-irish-pose #rape #urinal-background |
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4,413 | 12/20/2010 | a simple plan pants: HEY LET'S BOTH GO DOWN ON EACH OTHER AT ONCE
deuce: BUT OUR HEADS WILL BONK |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #physical-comedy #urinal-background |
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4,414 | 12/21/2010 | radioactive slurry pants: OUR URINE
deuce: MIXING TOGETHER
deuce: TWO COLORS BECOMING ONE (YELLOW AND ORANGE) THE ORANGE IS FROM THE BLOOD IN MY URINE FROM THE SEVERE KICKING TO MY GENITALIA
pants: CAN WE ADD TANG
deuce: ONLY IF YOU WANT TO CREATE A RADIOACTIVE SLURRY THAT WILL GO CRITICAL |
deuce pants |
#color-theory #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #radioactive #urinal-background #urine |
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4,415 | 12/22/2010 | home on the range pants: WHERE SELDOM IS HEARD
pants: A DISCOURAGING WORD
pants: AND THE SKIES ARE NOT CLOUDY
pants: THE SKIES ARE NOT CLOUDY
pants: THE SKIES ARE NOT CLOUDY
pants: THE SKIES ARE NOT CLOUDY
pants: THE SKIES ARE NOT CLOUDY
pants: THE SKIES ARE NOT CLOUDY |
pants |
#home-on-the-range #mouse-cursor #pants-solo #raising-arizona #repetition #sfw #singing #woodring-field-background |
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4,416 | 12/23/2010 | home on the range pants: THE SKIES ARE NOT CLOUDY
pants: THE SKIES ARE NOT CLOUDY
pants: THE SKIES ARE NOT CLOUDY
pants: THE SKIES ARE NOT CLOUDY
pants: THE SKIES ARE NOT CLOUDY
pants: THE SKIES ARE NOT CLOUDY
pants: THE SKIES ARE NOT CLOUDY
pants: THE SKIES ARE NOT CLOUDY |
pants |
#home-on-the-range #pants-solo #raising-arizona #repetition #sfw #singing #woodring-field-background |
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4,417 | 12/24/2010 | oh god we're rolling spigot: IN MY MINIVAN WITH MY HAPPY MUSIC ON THE WAY TO JERKCITY?!?!?!?!?!
spigot: OH GOD WE'RE ROLLING
spigot: BONK * CRASH * FLIP * SPLASH |
spigot |
#car-crash #minivan #mouse-cursor #physical-comedy #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,418 | 12/25/2010 | come work for me spigot: I'M A BAY AREA HOOKER
deuce: THOUGHT SO
deuce: COME WORK FOR ME
spigot: I'M ALL SPURTY (12:37PM)
deuce: I CAN CURE YOU OF THAT |
deuce spigot |
#bay-area #christmas #deuce-spigot #prostitute #san-francisco #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,419 | 12/26/2010 | who isn't these days spigot: I'M BALLSY AND FAT
deuce: WHO ISN'T THESE DAYS
spigot: I GENUINELY THINK I NEED NUTS
deuce: IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT NUTS WITH YOU
spigot: WELL MAYBE IF YOU WOULD PAY A LITTLE ATTENTION |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #fat #nuts #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,420 | 12/27/2010 | that whirring noise spigot: I'M "CLAMPED" BETWEEN YOUR "ASS AND LEGS"
deuce: WHIRR |
deuce spigot |
#ass-and-legs #clamping #deuce-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,421 | 12/28/2010 | we do not want to awaken the spirits deuce: LET'S LICK DICK
deuce: QUIETLY
deuce: WE DO NOT WANT TO AWAKEN THE SPIRITS |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #dicklicking #stealth #superstition #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,422 | 12/29/2010 | seria feliz spigot: WHAT'S THIS ABOUT DICKS NOW
spigot: SORRY THOUGHT YOU SAID DICKS |
spigot |
#deja-vu #dicks #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,423 | 12/30/2010 | stoned again spigot: WHAT DID YOU EXPECT GOING UP TO HIS ROOM
spigot: NOT RAPE, THAT'S FOR SURE
spigot: I'M STONED AGAIN |
spigot |
#badly-pasted-title #marijuana #mouse-cursor #rape #spigot-solo #stoned #woodring-stairs-background |
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4,424 | 12/31/2010 | guess what happens spigot: HEY EVERYONE GUESS WHAT HAPPENS NOW THAT GOOGLE BOUGHT JERKCITY?!?!?!?
spigot: THAT'S RIGHT!!!!!!!! WE ALL GET OLD NAVY PERFORMANCE FLEECE
spigot: CAN WARDIAL THROUGH 408 AND 415 WITH A RECORDED SOLICITATION FOR HOOKERS |
spigot |
#area-code #hookers #modem #mouse-cursor #spigot-solo #telephone #telephony #wardial #woodring-stairs-background |