BONEQUEST

EPISODES: 2010

No. Date   Title / Dialog Players Tags
4,069 1/1/2010 must file bug report
pants: /\OO/\ FLAP FLAP FLAP pants: WHOOPS SORRY WRONG PLATFORM :ows Me Millennium Edition : Windows Update : Programs > : Documents > : Settings > : Search > : Help : Run : . _ .. ... . _ . ._. ._ pants: WRONG ACCOUNT TOO HMM HLAGHLABGLABG MUST FILE BUG REPORT LAHUGHLUABGLABAG
pants
#bat
#behind-the-scenes
#bug-report
#flap
#flappity-bats
#pants-solo
#start-menu
#windows
#windows-me
4,070 1/2/2010 back behind your firewall
pants: PLEASE LET ME BACK BEHIND YOUR FIREWALL pants: I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL COLLECT ALL THE TENNIS BALLS AND BEER CANS WE LEFT BACK THERE pants: ALSO THE CIGARETTE BUTTS, COFFEE CUPS, BOTTLE CAPS, CONDOMS, CLOCKS THAT TICKED TOO LOUD, POST-IT NOTES THAT SAY "FAGGOT", ETC., ETC.
pants
#mouse-cursor
#pants-solo
#urinal-background
4,071 1/3/2010 stop coming to my house
spigot: CLONKY BONKY BONERS
spigot
#boners
#bonk
#clonk
#dramamine
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
4,072 1/4/2010 font of knowledge
net: IN CALIFORNIA, DRUNKS MUST PLAN AHEAD net: TEACHING DRUNKS VALUABLE PLANNING SKILLS IS THE DUTY OF THE STATE deuce: YOU ARE A FONT OF KNOWLEDGE net: SOME STATES TAKE A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT APPROACH, SUCH AS MAKING YOU PLAN WAY AHEAD IF YOU WANT TO DRINK ON SUNDAY deuce: AND BY FONT I MEAN FUCKING FAGGOT SO GET SUCKING SMARTY
deuce
net
#alcohol
#california
#deuce-net
#faggot
#insult
#planning
#scheduling
#sunday
#urinal-background
4,073 1/5/2010 your face will catch my spurt
: mmm yeah oooh boy duh your face will catch my spurt net: I COULD STILL MAKE IT TO THE STORE TO LEGALLY BUY ALCHOHOL deuce: Y deuce: OR YOU COULD COME OVER HERE AND BOTH STROKE AND SUCK ME (AS PER OUR CONTRACT)
deuce
net
#alcohol
#caption
#contract
#deuce-net
#dicklicking
#legal
#mmm-yeah-oooh-boy
#oh-boy
#typo
#urinal-background
4,074 1/6/2010 a/s/l
deuce: AGE/SEX/LOCATION CHECK PEOPLE spigot: T DEUCE FACEPAINT
deuce
spigot
#asl
#deuce-spigot
#facepaint
#urinal-background
4,075 1/7/2010 line noise
spigot: HI EVERYONE spigot: HI DEUCE I AM FINE pants: LINE NOISE spigot: HI PANTS pants: HI spigot: HI deuce: HI HOW ARE YOU} deuce: }I}I}I
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#gravy
#how-are-you-i-am-fine
#line-noise
#modem
#mouse-cursor
#sfw
#urinal-background
#vt100
4,076 1/8/2010 that one there
pants: THAT ONE THERE pants: GET HIM pants: HE'S SLIPPERY pants: CAN'T HANG ON pants: HOLY GOD pants: OFER pants: ROM CHECK OK pants: GAME OVER
pants
#arcade-games
#holy-god
#huffy-pants
#nom
#pants-solo
#physical-comedy
#sfw
#urinal-background
#weird-pants-face
4,077 1/9/2010 deepest darkest desires
deuce: HOW STONED ARE YOU spigot: FORGET RIGHT NOW
deuce
spigot
#amnesia
#deuce-spigot
#dicks
#marijuana
#sack-filled-with-severed-penises
#stoned
#urinal-background
4,078 1/10/2010 the fucking news flash
deuce: THANKS FOR THE FUCKING NEWSFLASH GENIUS deuce: HERE'S YOUR MEDAL FOR OUTSTANDING ACHIEVEMENT: deuce: GABLBLHGBULHGBLHUHLHUH
deuce
#deuce-solo
#insult
#newsflash
#sarcasm
#urinal-background
4,079 1/11/2010 as fast as your little legs will carry you
(pants): GOTTA GET UP pants: MUST RUN pants: AH FUCK IT HLAGHLUAGHLUAHULAHG
pants
#dicklicking
#panic
#pants-solo
#running
#urinal-background
#whisper
4,080 1/12/2010 why i walk so funny
dick: AND THAT'S THE STORY OF WHY I WALK SO FUNNY deuce: BRAVO !!! BRAVO !!!!!! ENCORE
deuce
dick
#anal-sex
#dick-deuce
#encore
#mouse-cursor
#sexual-assault
#urinal-background
4,081 1/13/2010 the poking
pants: THE POKING pants: THE POKING deuce: SO THERE ARE TWO POKINGS
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#plural
#poking
#urinal-background
4,082 1/14/2010 fresh from the oven
pants: MMMMMMM WARM BALLS FRESH FROM THE OVEN
pants
#baking
#balls
#insult
#urinal-background
4,083 1/15/2010 fag mud
spigot: SO spigot: IS THIS A FAG MUD OR WHAT'S THE DEAL deuce: T SPIGOT I SUSPECT YOU'RE ASKING ALREADY KNOWING THE ANSWER spigot: T DEUCE YES BUT I NEED TO HEAR <<<<YOU>>>> SAY IT deuce: T SPIGOT NOOOOOOOOO
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#fag
#gay
#mud
#urinal-background
4,084 1/16/2010 that's not healthy
pants: COCKS pants: THAT'S NOT HEALTHY deuce: WE'RE NOTHING IF NOT deuce: OKAY I CAN'T COME UP WITH A GOOD WORD TO END THAT SO I'LL JUST CHOOSE "STUPID"
deuce
pants
#cocks
#deuce-pants
#health
#programming
#stupid
#urinal-background
#url
4,085 1/17/2010 grandma
pants: GRANDMA SAYS I SHOULDN'T PULL IT OUT deuce: GRANDMA'S ALWAYS RIGHT
deuce
pants
#advice
#deuce-pants
#grandma
#mouse-cursor
#sfw
#urinal-background
4,086 1/18/2010 bluh blah dicks
dick: THERE ONCE WAS A HERMIT NAMED DEUCE (PLEASE FINISH) deuce: SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING GOOSE deuce: BLUH BLAH DICKS deuce: BLAH BLUH PRICKS dick: PLZ PUT JEWS IN THERE SOMEWHERE
deuce
dick
#deuce-dick
#dicks
#drunk-deuce
#jews
#limerick
#plz
#poetry
#pricks
#urinal-background
4,087 1/19/2010 sfsd;f
deuce: W HSDF KLSDFKLSDF; deuce: SFSD;F deuce: SDH deuce: KF
deuce
#drunk-deuce
#poetry
#sfw
#somber-deuce
#urinal-background
4,088 1/20/2010 team jerkcity
: twitter.com/PantsAtJerkcity pants: TEAM JERKCITY WOOOOOO pants: KAFF KAFF KAFF pants: YOU OWE ME ONE (1) SLOBBERY SLOPPY NOISY BLOWJOB pants: FORM LINE TO LEFT
pants
#blowjob
#caption
#huffy-pants
#kaff
#pants-solo
#twitter
#urinal-background
4,089 1/21/2010 never again
spigot: SHOULD I ACTUALLY GO TO WORK TODAY OR GO EAT CREPES UNTIL 5PM spigot: IF WE'RE ALL REAL QUIET WE CAN HEAR PANTS THROWING UP spigot: HURRBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUB HORK HURLUP spigot: NEVER AGAIN spigot: HURBLURBLURBLURBLURBLURBLUR COCKS HONK
pants
spigot
#cocks
#crepes
#deja-vu
#honk
#hork
#hurlup
#onomatopoeia
#photo-background
#scheduling
#spigot-solo
#uncategorized-mosaic-background
#vomit
4,090 1/22/2010 straight to my hhhhh
: so now and then you get really good reports that you have to follow up spigot: THIS WINE COOLER HAS GONE STRAIGHT TO MY HHHHH spigot: HITTING, HURTING, DOOR CLOSING pants: HOW ABOUT YOUR FACE GOING STRAIGHT TO MY LAP
pants
spigot
#alcohol
#caption
#dj-rapekit
#face
#hhhhh
#lap
#pants-spigot
#urinal-background
#wine-cooler
4,091 1/23/2010 this chat thing
deuce: SHUT atandt: I REALLY LIKE THIS CHAT THING
atandt
deuce
#atandt-deuce
#atandt-deuce-disconnect
#chat
#meatball
#sfw
#urinal-background
4,092 1/24/2010 you in the corner
deuce: YOU IN THE CORNER QUIET DOWN spigot: THAT'S A CAN-DO CHIEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: (REST) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: !!!!!!!!!!! HURTING MY FINGERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deuce
spigot
#can-do
#deja-vu
#deuce-spigot
#sfw
#so-many-points-one-bubble-cant-contain-them
#urinal-background
4,093 1/25/2010 so hard for so long
pants: HUHHHHHHHHHH pants: I JERKED OFF SO HARD FOR SO LONG THAT I HURT MY NECK pants: AND SO IT GOES
pants
#masturbation
#pants-solo
#physical-comedy
#urinal-background
#vonnegut
4,094 1/26/2010 wish you were here
spigot: I GOT LOGGED OUT
spigot
#bonequest-hi-fi
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
4,095 1/27/2010 you most certainly do not
spigot: FUCKING SHUT UP pants: I SEE YOU spigot: YOU MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT pants: LOOK DOWN
pants
spigot
#deja-vu
#fucking-shut-up
#pants-spigot
#urinal-background
4,096 1/28/2010 go voice
spigot: I HAVE A MODEM pants: GO VOICE
pants
spigot
#modem
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#urinal-background
4,097 1/29/2010 a wide h
spigot: T DEUCE I SPELLED HI WITH FOUR OF MY BACON STRIPS TODAY spigot: LAYING THEM HORIZONTALLY ACROSS EACH OTHER deuce: T SPIGOT SO IT WAS A WIDE H THEN (OR DID YOU BREAK ONE OF THEM) spigot: IN A CROSSWISE FASHION FORMATION
deuce
spigot
#bacon
#deuce-spigot
#sfw
#urinal-background
4,098 1/30/2010 just do it corporal
deuce: HOLD ME deuce: JUST DO IT CORPORAL pants: HOW pants: I AM CONFUSED AND DIZZY deuce: I'M LEARNING THE COMPUTER !!!!!!!!
deuce
pants
#army
#computer
#deuce-pants
#dizzy
#sfw
#urinal-background
4,099 1/31/2010 hold still
deuce: SLICE CHOP
deuce
#deuce-solo
#hold-still
#physical-comedy
#sfw
#urinal-background
4,100 2/1/2010 spigot the bear: the last season
pants: SIGN MY PETITION TO FORCE NBC TO RENEW SPIGOT THE BEAR FOR ONE MORE SEASON AND ALSO WHY ISN'T IT ON ITUNES
pants
#itunes
#nbc
#pants-solo
#petition
#sfw
#spigot-the-bear
#urinal-background
4,101 2/2/2010 especially the cheap stuff
deuce: I HAVE A HEADACHE FROM MY AFFINITY FOR DRINK SIR ozone: YOU CAN GET RID OF THE HEADACHE WITH WINE YOU KNOW ozone: ESPECIALLY THE CHEAP STUFF deuce: YOU DOWN IN FRONT QUIET ozone: IN A BOTTLE SHAPED LIKE A PAPER BAG ozone: I CAN HEAR YOU BEING QUEER ozone: YOU'RE MAKING QUEER FAGGOTY NOISES RIGHT ABOUT NOW ozone: SHUT THE FUCK UP deuce: T OZONE SPICE GIRLS
deuce
ozone
#deuce-ozone
#mouse-cursor
#spice-girls
#urinal-background
4,102 2/3/2010 if by flower you mean anal
pants: YES I WILL BE YOUR FLOWER GIRL pants: IF BY FLOWER YOU MEAN ANAL pants: AND IF BY GIRL ALSO MEAN ANAL
pants
#anal
#pants-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
4,103 2/4/2010 a brief intermission
spigot: I NEED TO BE JERKED OVER HERE
spigot
#hi-fi
#jerking
#spigot-solo
4,104 2/5/2010 i have died
spigot: I HAVE DIED FROM A PROSTITUTE OVERDOSE spigot: ALSO SHOOTING MYSELF BECAUSE I RAN OUT OF $$$$$$
spigot
#prostitute
#spigot-solo
#suicide
#woodring-den-background
4,105 2/6/2010 not judging you
pants: OH GOD ARE YOU BEATING OFF TO THE PRINCESS AND THE FROG pants: JUST NOD ONCE FOR THE PRINCESS OR TWICE FOR THE FROG (NOT JUDGING YOU) deuce: SILENCE deuce: NODDING THREE TIMES (BOTH) pants: HOLY
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#disney
#frog
#mouse-cursor
#once-for-x-twice-for-y
4,106 2/7/2010 in the apricot orchard
deuce: I GOT FORTUNE COOKIE AND MADE IN JAPAN SO WE CAN WATCH IT TOGETHER spigot: BE GAY WITH ME IN THE APRICOT ORCHARD BEHIND KAISER PERMANENTE
deuce
spigot
#apricot
#be-gay-with-me
#deuce-spigot
#dogshit
#fortune-cookie
#japan
#kaiser-permanente
#mouse-cursor
#orchard
#woodring-room-background
4,107 2/8/2010 good attitude seeds
spigot: I CALL THEM "GOOD ATTITUDE SEEDS" AND YOU WATER THEM WITH EDUCATION!!!!!!
spigot
#mountain-background
#sfw
#spigot-solo
4,108 2/9/2010 heart attack
spigot: MICROWAVE PUMPKIN BARS pants: ARE WE PLAYING MATCH GAME pants: BECAUSE IF WE ARE I NEED TO BE EXCUSED pants: THIS IS ALL TOO MUCH pants: MY HEART
pants
spigot
#match-game
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
4,109 2/10/2010 ass fuckin'
deuce: ASS FUCKIN' deuce: ASS FUCKIN' II: REVENGE OF THE ASS deuce: ASS FUCKIN' III: OW OW OW OW OW OW pants: WAS THERE EVER A IV
deuce
pants
#anal
#deuce-pants
#mouse-cursor
#porn
#sequel
#woodring-room-background
4,110 2/11/2010 like a chinese astronaut
spigot: IT'S ONE SMALL CHONG FOR A FONG spigot: AND ONE GIANT DONG FOR LONG BONG spigot: ME RIKEY SPACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot
#astronaut
#chinese
#dongchongery-and-fongbongery
#rhyming
#spigot-solo
4,111 2/12/2010 nothing wrong
pants: MISTER FROG IS FULL OF HOPS deuce: THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH JERKING, ETC.
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#frog
#jerking
4,112 2/13/2010 sloat and 25th
deuce: I'M DICKWORTHY dick: GUESS AGAIN, PRINCESS
deuce
dick
#bay-area
#deuce-dick
#photo-background
#san-francisco
4,113 2/14/2010 troubleshooting
bung: JERKCITY IS REFUSING FTP CONNECTIONS FROM OUTSIDE pants: AND THE INSIDE TOO
bung
pants
#bung-pants
#ftp
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
4,114 2/15/2010 true love
pants: I LICK DICK deuce: 10-4 GOOD BUDDY
deuce
pants
#cb-radio
#deuce-pants
#mouse-cursor
#woodring-room-background
4,115 2/16/2010 now that's just
pants: COCKS pants: NOW THAT'S JUST pants: YAY ROBOCOP IS ON
pants
#pants-solo
#robocop
4,116 2/17/2010 of is it still masturbating
dick: HMM IF A SIAMESE TWIN JERKS HIS BROTHER OF IS IT STILL MASTURBATING??????? FUCKING FAGGOTS spigot: WHY IS THE GARAGE FILLING UP WITH PORN
dick
spigot
#dick-spigot
#faggots
#masturbating
#porn
#typo
#woodring-field-background
4,117 2/18/2010 small world
deuce: OTISBERG
deuce
#99e99
#dc-comics
#deuce-solo
#sfw
#superman
#title-mismatch
4,118 2/19/2010 no dumping drains to bay
pants: LET'S HAVE IT pants: A ONE AND pants: A TWO AND pants: A THREE pants: BUH DICK
pants
#count-off
#no-dumping
#photo-background
#weird-pants-face
4,119 2/20/2010 all the trash compactors
pants: HOLD STILL pants: NUGGGGGGGGGGH pants: SHUT DOWN ALL THE TRASH COMPACTORS ON THE DETENTION LEVEL
pants
#nuggh
#pants-solo
#sfw
#star-wars
#woodring-field-background
4,120 2/21/2010 or something
spigot: LUCK BE A LADY TONIGHT!!!!!!!! deuce: AT LEAST SUCK ME OR SOMETHING
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#frank-sinatra
4,121 2/23/2010 girls jizzed up
spigot: GIRLS JIZZED UP spigot: PREFERABLY SITTING ON/AROUND A TOILET
spigot
#jizz
#spigot-solo
#toilet
#woodring-field-background
4,122 2/24/2010 no no no
pants: COCKS deuce: NO NO NO deuce: LET'S NOT START THAT AGAIN
deuce
pants
#bonequest-hd
#cocks
#deuce-pants
#woodring-field-background
4,123 2/25/2010 flowers instead of snickers
deuce: T SPIGOT J/O IN MY APARTMENT BATHROOM AT 3.35 AM spigot: AS YOU CAN SEE INSTEAD OF FLOWERS I BROUGHT SNICKERS
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#snickers
#woodring-stairs-background
4,124 2/26/2010 swarm around me
deuce: FUCKING IDIOTS SWARM AROUND ME WITH THEIR COCKS PULLED OUT
deuce
#cocks
#deuce-solo
#swarm
#woodring-room-background
4,125 2/27/2010 seriously slobbering on them
pants: HE WAS LICKING OUR DICKS THE WHOLE TIME !!!!!!!!!! pants: SERIOUSLY SLOBBERING ON THEM pants: MINE IS PRACTICALLY SHINING/GLISTENING pants: ANYWAY IT GOT SUCKED IS WHAT I'M SAYING deuce: GLHGAHLAG LHAGHLAG deuce: DUDE IT'S COATED WITH SALIVA AND ITS OWN JIZZ AND A LITTLE BIT OF TEARS pants: AND SOME HONEY MUSTARD I THINK pants: WHAT KIND OF A FAG MUSTARDS UP A PERFECTLY GOOD COCK : PANTS HAS BEEN SENDING MESSAGES TO YOU TOO RAPIDLY, AND IS NOW BEING IGNORED.
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dicks
#honey-mustard
#mustard
#slobbering
#too-rapidly
#urinal-background
4,126 2/28/2010 and another day
atandt: ONE DAY I'M ALL 'HUGHGUGHUHGHGL DICKS' AND ANOTHER DAY I'M JUST "HUHGLUG DICKS" atandt: I CAN'T ACCOUNT FOR THE DISCREPANCY pants: T ATANDT IT HAPPENS
atandt
pants
#mountain-background
4,127 3/1/2010 hillbilly music
atandt: CAN WE HAVE SOME HILLBILLY MUSIC deuce: EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE QUIET WHILE I'M JERKING
atandt
deuce
#atandt-deuce
#atandt-deuce-disconnect
#c
#programming
#redneck
#woodring-den-background
4,128 3/2/2010 sideways
spigot: TRYING TO CRITIQUE THIS CHARDONNAY HERE spigot: IS PEE THE SAME THING AS PISS
spigot
#pee
#piss
#spigot-solo
#wine
#woodring-field-background
4,129 3/3/2010 walkabout
pants: THE WHOLE POINT OF TYING THE KANGAROO DOWN WAS SO WE COULD FUCK IT pants: WORST WALKABOUT EVER deuce: WHY WAS THIS NOT MADE CLEARER BEFORE WE STARTED THIS EXPEDITION deuce: DON'T TOUCH ME LIKE THAT
deuce
pants
#bestiality
#deuce-pants
#fun-with-wildlife
#null
#rolf-harris
#walkabout
#woodring-field-background
#zoophilia
4,130 3/4/2010 new strip every monday
spigot: I SAY WE INVESTIGATE KENNETH STARR'S PERSONAL LIFE!!!!!!!!! spigot: IS IT TOO LATE FOR THAT COMMENT spigot: FOLKS I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS ANITA HILL THING spigot: HURRRR spigot: WASHINGTOONS!!!!!!!! CLICK HERE
spigot
#monday
#politics
#spigot-solo
4,131 3/5/2010 someone jerk me
pants: G IS FOR GIZZ deuce: SOMEONE JERK ME pants: DO YOU MEAN GERK YOU deuce: GHLAGHLAHGLUAG
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#spelling
#woodring-room-background
4,132 3/6/2010 after the rains have gone
pants: I'M A LITTLE AFRICAN CREATURE AFTER THE RAINS HAVE GONE pants: A LITTLE SAD BUT ALSO A LITTLE STONED
pants
#a-little-sad-but-also-a-little-stoned
#africa
#marijuana
#obscene-gerund
#pants-solo
#stoned
#ttyv0
#twitter
#woodring-room-background
4,133 3/7/2010 french breaded pizzas
deuce: IF STOUFFER'S DIDN'T MAKE FRENCH BREADED PIZZAS I'D HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO HUNT OR SOMETHING
deuce
#deuce-solo
#pizza
#woodring-room-background
4,134 3/8/2010 not my fault
deuce: WHY CAN'T I BE LOVED deuce: IT'S NOT MY FAULT I CAN'T CONTROL MY BOWELS/MOUTH
deuce
#deja-vu
#deuce-solo
#incontinence
#love
#mouth
#woodring-room-background
4,135 3/9/2010 intervention
spigot: T PANTS ONLY INSTEAD OF DEUCE COMING OVER FOR THE SURPRISE PARTY IT'S REALLY AN INTERVENTION WHERE ALL HIS FRIENDS AND RELATIVES TELL HIM HOW CONCERNED THEY ARE THAT HE DRINKS AND COLLECTS THAT KIND OF PORN deuce: GLUG GLUG GLUG deuce: SHUT UP deuce: WHACK WHACK WHACK spigot: FAT BALLS AND WANGS
deuce
pants
spigot
#balls
#deuce-pants-spigot
#intervention
#mouse-cursor
#porn
#woodring-field-background
4,136 3/10/2010 this time i swear
deuce: HELP ME I'M DROWNING IN DICKS pants: NOT FALLING FOR THAT ONE AGAIN deuce: NO SERIOUSLY I AM THIS TIME I SWEAR
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dicks
#drowning
#drunk-deuce
#trick
#woodring-stairs-background
4,137 3/11/2010 moving parts
pants: T DEUCE I'D JUST BACK OFF IF I WERE YOU pants: T DEUCE I'M SOME MANNER OF AMAZING MACHINE pants: T DEUCE MOVING PARTS, YOU UNDERSTAND deuce: T PANTS THEN GET BUSY
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#machine
#sfw
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-room-background
4,138 3/12/2010 the mayor
deuce: WELL HOLY SHIT deuce: WELCOME TO QUEER TOWN deuce: I'M THE MAYOR
deuce
#deuce-solo
#gay
#woodring-field-background
4,139 3/13/2010 now or later
deuce: SHOULD I JERK OFF NOW OR LATER deuce: NOW BLBAHLBAHL BALHBAHBHLA BHLBHLABHL deuce: OKAY AND LATER TOO BLAHBLBHLA ABHLLBHBA HLBHABH
deuce
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#jerking
#planning
#woodring-stairs-background
4,140 3/14/2010 see me please
spigot: SEE ME PLEASE ABOUT YELLOW URINE CRYSTALS ON/IN SINK
spigot
#sink
#spigot-solo
#urine
4,141 3/15/2010 cure for the common cold
.(deuce): GETTING SICK AGAIN I GUESS .(deuce): PUNCHING HOOKERS .(deuce): THAT ALWAYS FIXES UP A COLD
deuce
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#prostitute
#violence
#woodring-field-background
4,142 3/16/2010 the first person
spigot: BE THE FIRST PERSON TO WRITE A REVIEW OF JERKCITY.COM! spigot: AKJDHG S:DLHG()$ WG()RNSBW$T SUBMIT spigot: ALD)*G*) RNTEHSDKJ HBB*$$G*H T09JB(ST$ SUBMIT
spigot
#review
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
4,143 3/17/2010 really lean into it
spigot: SPEAK INTO THE DONG pants: REALLY LEAN INTO IT
pants
spigot
#dong
#pants-spigot
#woodring-room-background
4,144 3/18/2010 relativity says it doesn't matter
pants: WHAT IF I LICKED IT UPSIDE DOWN LIKE deuce: IS THE WANG UPSIDE-DOWN OR ARE YOU deuce: RELATIVITY SAYS IT DOESN'T MATTER BUT I'M GOING TO HAVE TO GET AN ANSWER BEFORE I PROCEED
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#relativity
#science
#wang
#woodring-stairs-background
4,145 3/19/2010 what do you do
spigot: SHE'S ALL "WHAT DO YOU DO" spigot: AND I'M ALL "JERKCITY, BABY" spigot: THEN I HUMPED HER FACE FOR HALF AN HOUR
spigot
#spigot-points
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
4,146 3/20/2010 i like to roll my own cigarettes
spigot: I AM SOILED pants: SITTING IN YOUR OWN WASTE spigot: I LIKE TO ROLL MY OWN CIGARETTES, THEN DUNK MY HEAD IN THE TOILET pants: DOES FLUSHING MAKE YOUR HAIR DO THAT THING
pants
spigot
#cigarette
#mouse-cursor
#pants-spigot
#soiled
#spigot-points
#toilet
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-field-background
4,147 3/21/2010 bendy straw
deuce: SUCK MY WEENIE COCK AND TURN IT INTO A BENDY STRAW
deuce
#bendy-straw
#cocksucking
#woodring-stairs-background
4,148 3/22/2010 bring it
pants: BRING IT !!!!!!!!!!!!! BY IT I MEAN SAUSAGES, MASHED POTATOES, ONIONS, MUSHROOMS, FILET MIGNON, FRESH GARLIC AND WHATEVER ELSE FITS INTO MY GAPING OVERSIZED MOUTH
pants
#food
#mouth
#mouth-of-pants
#pants-solo
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
4,149 3/23/2010 in my own face
spigot: AND I'M SLAPPING MY DONG AROUND IN MY OWN FACE
spigot
#dong
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
4,150 3/24/2010 motion carried
: PANTS STEPS FORWARD: I WILL BE GAY WITH YOU spigot: MOTION CARRIED spigot: HABLHALBHALB HALBHALBHALHB
pants
spigot
#be-gay-with-me
#gay
#mouse-cursor
#pants-spigot
4,151 3/25/2010 praise him
pants: HOLY GOD IN HEAVEN pants: PRAISE HIM pants: SIRS I-- pants: OH LORDY LORD IT'S HAPPENING pants: AGAIN pants: HLAGHLUAHGLAGAG pants: SPIT KICK DUH MOO GLUAHGLAG LGAHULAG HGLUAGHG pants: GET A ROPE
pants
#funloving-nonsense
#heaven
#huffy-pants
#mouse-cursor
#pants-solo
#woodring-field-background
4,152 3/26/2010 not dead
pants: ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN ARE FAGS
pants
#mcdonalds
#pants-solo
#shakespeare
#tom-stoppard
#woodring-field-background
4,153 3/27/2010 like clay
pants: QUEER FISTS BASHING MY TENDER GAY FACIAL FEATURES deuce: POUNDING YOU LIKE CLAY
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#gay-bashing
#violence
#woodring-stairs-background
4,154 3/28/2010 get me a cheeseburger
pants: VISITING THE SERRAMONTE CENTER MCDONALD'S, EXPOSING MYSELF spigot: GET ME A CHEESEBURGER WITHOUT MY WIFE KNOWING
pants
spigot
#cheeseburgers
#fannypacks
#mcdonalds
#pants-spigot
#public-indecency
#woodring-stairs-background
4,155 3/29/2010 witness to the fact
spigot: PAINFUL SHOE-SIZED SHITS pants: LEARNING TO FLY THE HARD WAY spigot: I SAY IF IT'S EVEN REMOTELY OR SLIGHTLY BROWN, FLUSH IT DOWN pants: WHAT spigot: MY BIG RED TRUCK NEEDS SOME REAR END WORK pants: GO ON
spigot
#big-red-truck
#deja-vu
#hi-fi
#mousehole
#pants-spigot
#uncredited-character
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-room-background
4,156 3/30/2010 a little over three times
deuce: T PANTS I THINK WE TOOK THE "I'M GOING TO SUCK YOUR DICK" GAME TOO FAR pants: T DEUCE IF WE HADN'T BEEN DRINKING THE WHOLE "LET'S PRETEND I'M A GIRL" THING MIGHT NOT HAVE HAPPENED deuce: T PANTS LOOK HOW MANY TIMES CAN I SAY I'M SORRY I HONESTLY THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID SO I WENT FOR IT pants: T DEUCE IF I WASN'T SO STONED MAYBE I WOULDN'T HAVE SUCKED ALL THE DICKS IN THE ROOM TWICE deuce: T PANTS MY COUNT IT WAS A LITTLE OVER THREE TIMES AROUND THE ROOM
deuce
pants
#alcohol
#deuce-pants
#dicksuscking
#marijuana
#mousehole
#stoned
#woodring-room-background
4,157 4/1/2010 picture of a put urine here
: Please put urine here
pants
#chinese
#chinese-writing
#picture
#urine
4,158 4/2/2010 barely looking up
pants: ARE YOU OKAY (BARELY LOOKING UP) spigot: MY MOSE AN MOUTH
pants
spigot
#mouth
#pants-spigot
#woodring-stairs-background
4,159 4/3/2010 the moral of the story
spigot: PEEKABOO! I LICK DICK spigot: WHO spigot: HUH spigot: DIZZY HERE spigot: I THINK THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS BOY AM I GOING TO SUCK DICK THIS SPRING
spigot
#dicklicking
#dizzy
#peekaboo
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
4,160 4/4/2010 can we hold hands
spigot: CAN WE HOLD HANDS AND PROCLAIM WE'RE AN OPEN SOURCE COMMUNITY spigot: DICKS THEN spigot: ?!?!??!?!!?!?!
spigot
#dicks
#mouse-cursor
#open-source
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
4,161 4/5/2010 if only
spigot: IF ONLY SOMEONE WERE HERE TO EXPLAIN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLACK HOLE AND A GLORY HOLE
spigot
#entropy
#glory-hole
#physics
#white-background
4,162 4/6/2010 more and more astronauts
spigot: WE'VE GOT TO GET MORE AND MORE ASTRONAUTS OF EVERY COLOR AND CREED UP IN SPACE DRINKING THEIR OWN RECYCLED URINE spigot: INSTEAD OF COMING INTO THIS COUNTRY AND DRINKING ALL MY HARD-EARNED URINE deuce: I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND HOW THIS REALLY WORKS
deuce
spigot
#astronaut
#balls
#deuce-spigot
#immigration
#mouse-cursor
#urine
#woodring-room-background
4,163 4/7/2010 really
pants: DOES THE BIBLE SAY WE CAN'T BE GAY pants: DOES IT REALLY SAY THAT pants: REALLY pants: CAN'T A MAN LIE DOWN WITH ANOTHER MAN'S COCK IN HIS FACE pants: THAT IS GROSS, I WILL BE LESS NOISY IN THE FUTURE pants: HAULGHALUG HALUHGLUAHUAL HAULGHLAUHG pants: IT'S JUST A LITTLE BLOOD pants: IT'LL WASH OUT
pants
#pants-solo
#woodring-field-background
4,164 4/8/2010 his happy open mouth
spigot: MY HAPPY OPEN MOUTH
spigot
#happy-open-mouth
#hi-fi
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
4,165 4/9/2010 i see you
deuce: I SEE YOU spigot: NO deuce: COME OVER THIS-A-WAY spigot: WOULD REALLY PREFER NOT
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#diaper
#mouse-cursor
#negotiations
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
4,166 4/10/2010 hurble burble
deuce: HURBLE BURBLE I SUCK DICK pants: SPYING ON YOU pants: TAKING NOTES pants: ASKING QUESTIONS LATER deuce: GHLAGHLAGHLAG
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#hurble-burble
4,167 4/11/2010 come on kids
spigot: COME ON KIDS EVERYONE INTO THE PORN VAN TO MEXICO deuce: HURBLE BURBLE
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#hurble-burble
#mexico
#porn
4,168 4/14/2010 field promotion
deuce: HEAD pants: HEAD deuce: SO YOU'RE WITH ME THEN pants: AYE deuce: VERY WELL: I HEREBY GIVE YOU A FIELD PROMOTION TO COCKSUCKER SECOND CLASS
deuce
pants
#cocksucking
#deuce-pants
#field-promotion
#woodring-room-background
4,169 4/15/2010 microscope
deuce: IF I GOT A MICROSCOPE I COULD MEET MY OWN SPURT
deuce
#deuce-solo
#jizz
#microscope
#science
#woodring-field-background
4,170 4/16/2010 whores in europe
spigot: CAN SOMEONE TELL WHORES IN EUROPE THAT IN ADDITION TO LOOKING LIKE MODELS THEY MUST ALSO KNOW HOW TO SUCK DICK IN AN ENTERTAINING FASHION??????????? HELLO
spigot
#europe
#porn
#spigot-solo
#whores
#woodring-stairs-background
4,171 4/17/2010 nuts to that
pants: THE JERKCITY ARTICLE ON WIKIPEDIA NEEDS MORE REFERENCES
pants
#citation-needed
#pants-solo
#sfw
#urinal-background
#wikipedia
4,172 4/18/2010 verbed
spigot: I AM ASKING YOU TO LICK DICK WITH ME AND POSSIBLY PRICK WITH ME deuce: T SPIGOT I UNDERSTAND THE FIRST BUT DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU VERBED THE SECOND spigot: I THINK DICKS ARE PRIMARILY PASSIVE WHEREAS PRICKS ARE MORE POKING deuce: MMM deuce: UNDERSTOOD
deuce
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#deuce-spigot
#dicklicking
#dicks
#drunk-deuce
#grammar
#mouse-cursor
#pricks
#verbing-weirds-language
#woodring-field-background
4,173 4/19/2010 no offense
spigot: NO OFFENSE BUT PLEASE GO EAT A DICK AND THEN PLANT YOUR FACE IN A PILE OF DOGSHIT (TODAY) spigot: CLEARLY THAT'S NOT A BONG
spigot
#bong
#dogshit
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
4,174 4/20/2010 good god
pants: GOOD GOD WATCH ME LICK DICK pants: NO CARRIER
pants
#dicklicking
#modem
#no-carrier
#pants-solo
#woodring-room-background
4,175 4/21/2010 or have i been excluded
spigot: I'VE LEARNED THE VALUE OF SIMPLY BEING MYSELF pants: SUHHHHHHHH spigot: CAN I COME BACK TO THE GAY CLUB OR HAVE I BEEN EXCLUDED pants: NO YOU'RE ON THE LIST spigot: BUH HUH I CAN BE FUNNY SEE LOOK WITH MY MAGIC pants: MAKE THE TIP OF MY DICK VANISH
pants
spigot
#gay
#magic
#pants-spigot
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-field-background
4,176 4/22/2010 raping children
pants: RAPING CHILDREN IS A SIN YOU KNOW deuce: I ONLY EAT THEM FOR SUSTENANCE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#pedophilia
#ponk
#rape
#woodring-stairs-background
4,177 4/23/2010 fear itself
atandt: DO NOT HESITATE atandt: TAKE ACTION! atandt: YOU ARE YOUR OWN WOST ENEMY atandt: THE ONLY THING YOU HAVE TO FEAR IS FEAR ITSELF deuce: HOLY SHIT
atandt
deuce
#atandt-deuce
#fighting-irish-pose
#franklin-roosevelt
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
4,178 4/24/2010 who thinks i'm pretty
spigot: HANDS UP WHO THINKS I'M PRETTY spigot: GET YOUR FUCKING HAND UP THERE
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#bonequest-hi-fi
#deja-vu
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
4,179 4/25/2010 out tonight
deuce: THE FREAKS ARE OUT TONIGHT spigot: PLEASE BEAT ME OFF TEN TIMES A DAY
deuce
spigot
#beating-off
#deuce-spigot
#freaks
#woodring-field-background
4,180 4/26/2010 back soon
spigot: OKAY PEOPLE JUST STEPPING OUTSIDE spigot: NOT GOING ANYWHERE GAY spigot: BACK SOON
spigot
#not-gay
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
4,181 4/27/2010 hmmm mmmmm not expecting anything
spigot: DOOT DEE DOO JUST WANDERING INTO THE TOILET HMMM MMMMM NOT EXPECTING ANYTHING spigot: *HONK* *BONK* spigot: WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WITH DICK
spigot
#honk
#physical-comedy
#rape
#spigot-solo
#toilet
4,182 4/28/2010 squirt force
pants: OBVIOUSLY THE PEOPLE WHO WORK HERE DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT
pants
#battlefield
#bf3
#bonequest-hd
#pants-solo
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
4,183 4/29/2010 war
spigot: I GUESS WE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN TWO DONGS GO TO WAR deuce: TWO LESS DONGS IN THIS WORLD
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#dongs
#frankie-goes-to-hollywood
#war
#woodring-stairs-background
4,184 4/30/2010 borderline vandalism
pants: ADDING "ALSO, COCKS" IS BORERLINE VANDALISM IMO
pants
#also-cocks
#cocks
#die-trying
#pants-solo
#urinal-background
#vandalism
#wikipedia
4,185 5/1/2010 delicious cake
pants
#cake
#pants-solo
#picture
#sfw
4,186 5/2/2010 pants on holiday
pants: NUGGGGGGGGH pants: I AM LEAVING FOR CONSTANTINOPLE TONIGHT
pants
#constantinople
#nuggh
#pants-solo
#sfw
#the-orb
#woodring-field-background
4,187 5/3/2010 dizzy and passed out
pants: BONGZILLA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: BLBLBLBL IT IS SERIOUSLY PROMOTING AN OPEN SMOKING ENVIRONMENT spigot: WE ARE ALL DIZZY AND PASSED OUT ON/AROUND THE COUCH spigot: MY FACE IS SMOOSHED INTO THE DOGSHIT
pants
spigot
#bong
#deja-vu
#dizzy
#dogshit
#drugs
#marijuana
#pants-spigot
#woodring-field-background
4,188 5/4/2010 the door is unlocked
spigot: I AM A COCKSMITH spigot: TINK TINK ALONE IN MY WORKSHOP CLINK DONK spigot: THE DOOR IS UNLOCKED AND MY PANTS ARE DOWN
spigot
#cocksmith
#pants-down
#physical-comedy
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
#workshop
4,189 5/5/2010 where is the urine
pants: URINE deuce: WHERE pants: WHAT deuce: I SAID WHERE AS IN WHERE IS THE URINE pants: BUT I WAS ASKING ABOUT THE URINE deuce: OH I SEE: SO YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THE URINE IS EITHER pants: RIGHT deuce: YOU'RE JUST TEASING ME NOW AREN'T YOU pants: I THOUGHT YOU HAD URINE AND YOU WERE CONCERNED ABOUT THE LOCATION pants: WHEREAS MY RESPONSE WAS TO SLIGHTLY OPEN MY MOUTH, CLOSE MY EYES pants: FOR WHICH THERE IS NO TRANSLATION INTO THIS CYBERWORLD WE CALL [GAS CHAMBER]
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#gas
#gas-chamber
#miscommunication
#mouth-of-pants
#urine
#woodring-room-background
4,190 5/6/2010 a feast for the senses
pants: LICKING DICK IN THE BIZARRO UNIVERSE
pants
#bizarro
#dc-comics
#dicklicking
#dj-rapekit
#pants-solo
#superman
4,191 5/7/2010 play dentist with me
deuce: ANYONE WANT TO PLAY DENTIST deuce: SERIOUSLY ?!?!?! LET'S PLAY DENTIST deuce: I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH deuce: AND THEN YOU'LL PUNCH ME IN THE MOUTH deuce: AND THEN WE'LL KISS FOR THREE HOURS
deuce
#dentist
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#mouth
#woodring-field-background
4,192 5/8/2010 don't let him make you dizzy
pants: IT HURTS deuce: I KNOW
pants
#deuce-pants
#dizzy
#pain
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
4,193 5/9/2010 magic trick
spigot: HERE I HAVE AN ORDINARY EVERY DAY BONER spigot: *POOF* spigot: NOW YOU'RE SUCKING IT OFF
spigot
#boner
#cocksucking
#magic
#mouse-cursor
#poof
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
4,194 5/10/2010 too hot
atandt: TOO HOT TO SLEEP atandt: TOO HOT TO FUCK atandt: I GUESS I AM STUCK IN JERKCITY deuce: APPARENTLY ALSO TOO HOT TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
atandt
deuce
#atandt-deuce
#atandt-deuce-disconnect
#bonequest-hd
#drunk-deuce
#fighting-irish-pose
#woodring-room-background
4,195 5/11/2010 godspeed
deuce: GUH spigot: VERY CONCERNED
deuce
spigot
#concerned
#deuce-spigot
#nuggh
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
4,196 5/12/2010 look at me
spigot: VERY EMBARRASSED BY MY HEAD GEAR spigot: GLUCK GLUCK LOOK AT ME spigot: AM I A FUTURISTIC ASTRONAUT OR A FREAK YOU DECIDE PEOPLE
spigot
#astronaut
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
4,197 5/13/2010 backwards and forwards
spigot: I'M WEARING A FUCKING TIE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD spigot: I'M GOING BACKWARDS AND FORWARDS IN TIME spigot: BLUH HUH GARGLING AWAY IN THE TARDIS
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#dr-who
#formal-wear
#spigot-solo
4,198 5/14/2010 no wait
pants: FORCED ANAL pants: T DEUCE NO WAIT pants: ANAL BY CHOICE
deuce
pants
#anal
#deuce-pants
#mouse-cursor
4,199 5/15/2010 aids walk
spigot: DO I HAVE TO DO THE AIDS WALK OR CAN I JUST DO A LAW & ORDER MARATHON
spigot
#aids
#law-and-order
#spigot-solo
4,200 5/16/2010 is kojak there
pants: I WAS RAISED ON LOVIN' JESUS GOIN' TO CHURCH AND SUNDAY SCHOOL pants: IS KOJAK THERE pants: DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES WE HAVE MOMENTARILY STOPPED ALL BOBSLEDS
pants
#church
#dj-rapekit
#funloving-nonsense
#kojak
#pants-solo
#sfw
#urinal-background
4,201 5/17/2010 your best buys
pants: THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING FRY'S ELECTRONICS pants: SEE BACK FOR RETURN POLICY pants: YOUR BEST BUYS ARE ALWAYS AT FRY'S! pants: NUGGGGGGGGH pants: ANAL
pants
#anal
#frys-electronics
#nuggh
#pants-solo
#urinal-background
4,202 5/18/2010 very well then
pants: SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS THAT YOU LIKE PENIS pants: VERY WELL THEN pants: RELEASE THE KRACKEN
pants
#kracken
#mouse-cursor
#null
#pants-solo
#penis
#woodring-stairs-background
4,203 5/19/2010 chubby men
spigot: T PANTS COULD YOU PLEASE DISABLE LOGKEEPING WHILE I VIEW THE CHUBBY MEN
spigot
#chubby-men
#hi-fi
#porn
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
4,204 5/22/2010 up and off
pants: GET OFFA ME pants: RIGHT THIS INSTANT pants: NOW NOW NOW pants: UP AND OFF pants: C'MON pants: LET'S GO pants: NOT ASKING YOU AGAIN
pants
#hi-fi
#huffy-pants
#mouse-cursor
#pants-solo
#sfw
#urinal-background
4,205 5/23/2010 my hnothing
spigot: NOBODY IS VISITING MY BLOG deuce: YOUR WHAT spigot: MY HNOTHING spigot: ALSIDG94
deuce
spigot
#blog
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#mouse-cursor
#nothing
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
4,206 5/24/2010 out of the way
spigot: MY FAT HAND SQUEEZING YOUR NECK AND THROWING YOU OUT OF THE WAY
spigot
#spigot-solo
4,207 5/25/2010 stands back with the bat
pants: GET ME OUT OF THIS QUEERSACK OR I'LL CALL CHER AND STING : DEUCE STANDS BACK WITH THE BAT
deuce
pants
#cher
#deuce-pants
#flappity-bat
#queersack
#sting
#violence
#woodring-stairs-background
4,208 5/26/2010 back in budapest
spigot: I HOPE THE DALAI LAMA LETS BUTTMAN BACK IN BUDAPEST
spigot
#buttman
#dalai-lama
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
4,209 5/27/2010 alone with my own dick
spigot: YOU'VE ALL BEEN IDLE FOR OVER HALF AN HOUR spigot: THIS IS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABUHHHHHH spigot: HHHGBLGBLGBLGH ALONE WITH MY OWN DICK spigot: PUNCHITY BONERS
spigot
#idle
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
4,210 5/28/2010 who's the boss
deuce: WHO'S THE BOSS !!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: ME!!!!!!!!! spigot: HURF spigot: YOU
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#sfw
#television
#whos-the-boss
4,211 5/29/2010 chicken soup
pants: I HAVE A COLD IN MY BALLS pants: SOMEBODY GET THEM SOME CHICKEN SOUP
pants
#balls
#chicken-soup
#comics
#pants-solo
#uncategorized-background
4,212 5/30/2010 done deal
spigot: I'M A WALKING KNOB JOB spigot: FAT GAY DICKS spigot: T DEUCE YOU BE KASCHA AND I'LL BE RAMBONE deuce: T SPIGOT DONE DEAL
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#porn
#urinal-background
4,213 5/31/2010 clean and well lighted
pants: A CLEAN WELL-LIGHTED PLACE TO POKE YOUR PRICK
pants
#hemingway
#pants-solo
#woodring-room-background
4,214 6/1/2010 fall over
pants: DRINK HARD LIQUOR pants: THEN FALL OVER
pants
#alcohol
#drinking
#drunk
#pants-solo
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
4,215 6/2/2010 clamping tongs
spigot: HEY LOOK HOW FUNNY I AM spigot: I'M WRY AND CLEVER AND I'VE GOT MY FINGER ON THE PULSE OF THE NET spigot: FOLKS YOU'RE CLAMPING TONGS ON MY BALLS AND HURTING ME
spigot
#folks
#spigot-solo
#tongs
4,216 6/3/2010 clonk badonk
spigot: BBW??? spigot: I'LL BBL!!!!!! spigot: CLONK BADONK
spigot
#bbw
#spigot-solo
4,217 6/4/2010 token ring network
pants: I'VE GOT A BIG LOAD IN MY LARGE COLON deuce: ME TOO pants: LET'S TRADE deuce: LET'S HAVE OUR LOADS HAVE A LITTLE CHAT pants: WE'LL MAKE A TOKEN RING NETWORK deuce: IN THE SAME TOILET
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#mouse-cursor
#toilet
#token-ring-network
#woodring-field-background
4,218 6/5/2010 pizza and dead babies
deuce: PIZZA AND DEAD BABIES HERE pants: WHAT KIND OF PIZZA
deuce
pants
#bonequest-hd
#deuce-pants
#pizza
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
4,219 6/6/2010 lied about being raped
deuce: B-B-BUT deuce: I SUCCESSFULLY WALKED DOWN THE STREET WITHOUT HELP !!! deuce: SHOULDN'T I GET A PARADE OR SOMETHING pants: I LIED ABOUT BEING RAPED
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#lies
#mouse-cursor
#parade
#rape
#woodring-room-background
4,220 6/7/2010 hiding in a cramped hole
pants: HIDING IN A CRAMPED HOLE deuce: THROWING YOU A LIFELINE (BOILING OIL)
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#hole
#hole-problems
#mouse-cursor
#oil
#woodring-field-background
4,221 6/8/2010 that poor girl
deuce: "AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAA," COMMENTED TERI WEIGEL spigot: WHY CAN'T YOU CUT THAT POOR GIRL A CHECK deuce: SHE WON'T FUCKING LEAVE deuce: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" IN THE BACKGROUND
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#porn
#woodring-stairs-background
4,222 6/9/2010 miss minivan
pants: T DEUCE YOUR NEW NAME IS MISS MINIVAN pants: T DEUCE OR MS. IF YOU PREFER
deuce
pants
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#minivan
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
4,223 6/10/2010 waka waka waka waka
deuce: GALGHALUGHUALGHUAG deuce: WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA deuce: DEGENERATING INTO PAC-MAN SOUNDS
deuce
#deuce-solo
#pacman
#sfw
4,224 6/11/2010 homework zombie part 1 of 2
deuce: PEER INTO MY BALLS pants: I'M FEELING SLEEPY pants: VERY SLEEPY pants: WHAT IS YOUR COMMAND MASTER deuce: DO MY HOMEWORK FOR ME
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#homework
#mouse-cursor
#series
#urinal-background
#zombie
4,225 6/12/2010 homework zombie part 2 of 2
deuce: DO MY HOMEWORK FOR ME pants: VERY WELL: 2 + 2 = 5 pants: I'M 15 YEARS OLD AND HAVE MY OWN HOMEWORK ZOMBIE !!!!! pants: 2 % 47 = 5 deuce: I'M THE LUCKIEST KID EVER pants: 9 * 9 * 9 = 5
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#faulty-arithemtic
#homework
#math
#series
#sfw
#urinal-background
#zombie
4,226 6/13/2010 homework zombie epilogue
pants: ABND ME MMEM KA UYOPF HE809T 6Y9HSIOFWS9YTE SOGE WOIG pants: ' : PANTS SDGJ;G
pants
#caption
#homework
#pants-solo
#sfw
#urinal-background
#zombie
4,227 6/14/2010 want to kiss
deuce: WANT TO KISS pants: YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??! deuce: MAYBE
deuce
pants
#be-gay-with-me
#deuce-pants
#huffy-pants
#kiss
#punctuation
#sfw
#urinal-background
4,228 6/15/2010 a cracking sound
deuce: TWISTING YOUR ARMS UNTIL THEY MAKE A CRACKING SOUND AND THEN KISSING YOU SOFTLY deuce: THE ONLY WAY I CAN GET IT UP IS IF YOU CALL ME AGNES pants: PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#urinal-background
4,229 6/16/2010 too stoned to notice ghosts
:DEUCE: HIS OWN FUCKING LIFE :DEUCE: YOU ALL AS A GHOST pants: TOO STONED TO NOTICE GHOSTS
pants
#caption
#ghost
#marijuana
#stoned
#suicide
#urinal-background
4,230 6/17/2010 the evening news
pants: OOH OOH HERE'S WHERE HE HITS THE FAT PEDOPHILE WITH A NIGHTSTICK pants: BOY HE DOESN'T LIKE THAT PEDOPHILE ALMOST AS MUCH AS THE PEDOPHILE DOESN'T LIKE TO BE HIT pants: BACK TO YOU DEUCE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#news
#pedophile
#urinal-background
4,231 6/18/2010 new for you
deuce: NEW FOR YOU AT AMAZON.COM: NANCY DREW deuce: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KEEP SENDING ME THIS FOR
deuce
#amazon
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#nancy-drew
#urinal-background
4,232 6/19/2010 he doesn't have to answer that
deuce: T SPIGOT ARE YOU NEFERTERI SHEPHERD deuce: ANSWER ME pants: HE DOESN'T HAVE TO ANSWER THAT pants: T SPIGOT YOU DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER THAT
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#porn
4,233 6/20/2010 car jack
deuce: HOLD ME deuce: YOU'RE NOT HOLDING ME deuce: THAT'S MORE LIKE STRETCHING ME OUT WITH A CAR JACK
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#hugs
#urinal-background
4,234 6/21/2010 shopping for pride candles
spigot: CAN WE GO SHOPPING FOR PRIDE CANDLES spigot: I'LL GET RED ORANGE YELLOW IF YOU GET GREEN BLUE PURPLE/VIOLET deuce: I NEED TO SAVE SOME MONEY FOR BLACK CANDLES (WITCHCRAFT CEREMONIES)
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#pride-candles
#urinal-background
#witchcraft
4,235 6/22/2010 stuck in the men's room
pants: FOLKS THAT'S JUST GREAT pants: HOW LONG ARE WE GOING TO BE IN THE MEN'S ROOM THIS TIME deuce: AS LONG AS IT TAKES
deuce
pants
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#folks
#huffy-pants
#meta
#sfw
#urinal-background
4,236 6/23/2010 the pervasive smell of turpentine
deuce: ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF MY INABILITY TO MAINTAIN AN ERECTION WITHOUT THE PERVASIVE SMELL OF TURPENTINE pants: KIND OF
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#erection
#solvent-abuse
#turpentine
#urinal-background
4,237 6/24/2010 shaped like a buttplug
spigot: > spigot: >> spigot: >>> spigot: FOLKS THAT'S MY TIVO
spigot
#buttplug
#folks
#spigot-solo
#tivo
#woodring-field-background
4,238 6/25/2010 if i had to fuck a robot
spigot: WHEN'S JUDE LAW GONNA PULL A RIVER PHOENIX deuce: ANY DAY NOW pants: IF I HAD TO FUCK A ROBOT I'D LIKE IT IF IT LOOKED LIKE HIM
deuce
pants
spigot
#ai
#deuce-pants-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#jude-law
#river-phoenix
#robot
#woodring-stairs-background
4,239 6/26/2010 cooking school
spigot: ARE YOU IN COOKING SCHOOL SO YOU CAN HELP PEOPLE TAKE MORE EXPENSIVE SHITS
spigot
#cooking-school
#hi-fi
#shit
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
4,240 6/27/2010 love is the voice of music
pants: LOVE IS THE VOICE OF MUSIC pants: I'M TALKING ABOUT THE BIBLE pants: LOVE IS THE VOICE OF MUSIC pants: I'M TALKING ABOUT THE BIBLE pants: LOVE IS THE VOICE OF MUSIC pants: I'M TALKING ABOUT THE BIBLE pants: LOVE IS THE VOICE OF MUSIC pants: I'M TALKING ABOUT THE BIBLE
pants
#bible
#kid-loco
#love
#mouse-cursor
#pants-solo
#religion
#repetition
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
4,241 6/28/2010 these horrible things
deuce: LEARNING TO LOVE AGAIN pants: WHO IS TEACHING YOU THESE HORRIBLE THINGS deuce: HE WANTS ME TO CALL HIM "DADDY"
deuce
pants
#daddy
#deuce-pants
#fannypack
#fannypacks
#huffy-pants
#love
#mouse-cursor
#sfw
#white-background
4,242 6/29/2010 now you're thinking with portals
spigot: CHOCOLATE | SHOPPING | BATHING SUITS | NUTRASWEET | GAG FACTOR
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#nutrasweet
#portal
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#white-background
4,243 6/30/2010 next to your name
deuce: MY GOD HAS A CHECK NEXT TO YOUR NAME
deuce
#deuce-solo
#god
#religion
#sfw
#white-background
4,244 7/1/2010 the toilet brush
deuce: I JUST WANT TO BE HELD AND NOT DROPPED pants: OR SLAMMED, SMASHED, THROWN, TOSSED OR OTHERWISE MANGLED pants: PLEASE pants: URFFFFFFFFFFFF THE TOILET BRUSH BARKGKRGF'
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#toilet
#white-background
4,245 7/2/2010 they hate it
pants: MATTHEW DRUDGE TRIED TO TOUCH MY ASS deuce: WELCOME TO THE CLUB deuce: HE ACTUALLY EXPOSED HIMSELF TO ME pants: 100,000,000,000,000 MEMBERS STRONG (HE WENT TO OTHER WORLDS) deuce: RECRUITING AND FEELING UP THE CITIZENS OF PROXIMA CENTAURI IV pants: THEY HATE IT BUT BEING BALLS OF PURE ENERGY THEY CAN'T DO MUCH ABOUT IT
deuce
pants
#aliens
#ass
#deuce-pants
#drudge
#molestation
#white-background
4,246 7/3/2010 two wishes left
deuce: I WISH I WISH I DIDN'T SUCK THAT FISH'S DICK pants: *POOF* pants: YOUR MOUTH NO LONGER TASTES LIKE SALMON SEMEN pants: YOU HAVE TWO WISHES LEFT
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#fishes
#genie
#mouth
#white-background
#wishes
4,247 7/4/2010 talk me off
pants: SAVE MY SOUL deuce: I CANNOT RE: GALLONS OF ANGER pants: COOKIE MONSTER MUST DIE deuce: INSHALLAH pants: TALK ME OFF deuce: THIS IS ALL AN AMBIEN HALLUCINATION (MORPHS INTO YOG SOTHOTH)
deuce
pants
#ambien
#cookie-monster
#cthulhu
#deuce-pants
#islam
#sesame-street
#white-background
4,248 7/5/2010 would prefer not
pants: CAN I COME ON YOUR TITS deuce: I WOULD PREFER NOT
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#ejaculation
#tits
#white-background
4,249 7/6/2010 these are their stories
spigot: TWO SEPERATE AND EQUALLY IMPORTANT BALLS pants: AND JUSTICE FOR ALL
pants
spigot
#balls
#bonequest-hd
#law-and-order
#pants-spigot
#woodring-stairs-background
4,250 7/7/2010 stupid, boring
atandt: SO IF ANAKIN BUILT C3PO, WHO BUILT R2-D2 deuce: SOME OTHER STUPID BORING CHARACTER
atandt
deuce
#black-background
#star-wars
4,251 7/8/2010 now do counter- clockwise
pants: CLOCKWISE HANDJOBS
pants
#handjobs
#hi-fi
#mountain-background
#pants-solo
#single-panel
4,252 7/9/2010 sad lego brick face
deuce: THE ADOBE FLASH PLUGIN HAS CRASHED. deuce: SAD LEGO BRICK FACE deuce: MY DICK
deuce
#adobe
#deuce-solo
#flash
#lego
#mouse-cursor
#mozilla
#urinal-background
4,253 7/10/2010 eat it raw
pants: EAT IT RAW deuce: I'D RATHER NOT
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#sfw
4,254 7/11/2010 holy shit
deuce: TRANQUILITY BASE HERE. THE EAGLE HAS deuce: HOLY SHIT A SPACE MONSTER deuce: RARRRRR
deuce
#deuce-solo
#monster
#moon
#woodring-stairs-background
4,255 7/12/2010 which cup
deuce: I JUST WANTED TO UNDERSTAND WHICH CUP TO FILL WITH URINE pants: ALL OF THEMS
deuce
pants
#bonequest-hd
#deuce-pants
#urine
#woodring-room-background
4,256 7/13/2010 down stairs
spigot: PULLING MY PANTS DOWN spigot: AND spigot: FALLING DOWN STAIRS
spigot
#falling-down
#physical-comedy
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
4,257 7/14/2010 one is a lonely number
spigot: ONE IS THE LONELIEST NUMBER spigot: BAM BAM BAM SIR IN THE NEXT STALL I SAID ONE IS A LONELY NUMBER AM I RIGHT
spigot
#amirite
#sir-in-the-next-stall
#spigot-solo
#stall
#stall-bamming
#toilet-antics
#urinal-background
4,258 7/15/2010 neither the n-word nor weird al
spigot: FOLKS I INVENTED NEITHER THE N-WORD NOR WEIRD AL deuce: I THOUGHT I'D BLAME YOU ANYWAY
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#folks
#n-word
#urinal-background
#weird-al
4,259 7/16/2010 here we go
pants: I'M GOING TO STALK MY COCK pants: HERE WE GO pants: (FALLS ASLEEP)
pants
#cock
#hi-fi
#pants-sleeping
#pants-solo
#stalking
#urinal-background
4,260 7/17/2010 bus error
atandt: BUS ERROR, CORNDOG DUMPED spigot: PLEASE LIMIT YOUR BUGS TO THE STEPS REQUIRED TO KICK ME IN THE NUTS
atandt
spigot
#atandt-spigot
#bug-report
#bus-error
#corndog
#dump
#nuts-of-spigot
#repro
#urinal-background
4,261 7/18/2010 you son of a bitch
pants: YOU PROMISED THAT I WOULD GO FOR A RIDE IN YOUR AIRPLANE spigot: LOOK AT ALL THAT JIZZ pants: INSTEAD YOU TOOK ME INTO YOUR BASEMENT AND FORCED ME TO GIVE HEAD spigot: ALL OVER MY NEW MERVYNS SHIRT
pants
spigot
#basement
#cocksucking
#huffy-pants
#jizz
#mervyns
#pants-spigot
#rape
4,262 7/19/2010 all my cupcakes
deuce: ALSO WHO ATE MY CUPCAKES pants: IT'S OKAY EVERYBODY I KNOW HOW TO TALK HIM DOWN FROM THIS ONE pants: HUGALUGLUAG LUAGLUAG LUAGLUA GLUAGLUAG
deuce
pants
#cupcakes
#deuce-pants
#urinal-background
#whodunit
4,263 7/20/2010 come to think of it
spigot: COME TO THINK OF IT I THINK WE COULD ALL USE A NUT RUB pants: ARE YOU RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DOLLOP OF JIZZ IN MY ESPRESSO
pants
spigot
#coffee
#espresso
#jizz
#mousehole
#nuts
#pants-spigot
#woodring-room-background
4,264 7/21/2010 pink, lemony
spigot: I TOOK THE SOAP DISPENSER OFF THE WALL AND INTO THE TOILET WITH ME spigot: WHO'S UP FOR A PINK LEMONY SUDSY HAND JOB
spigot
#spigot-solo
4,265 7/22/2010 registered dicklicker
spigot: REGISTERED DICKLICKER spigot: MINT OGRE-LOAD
spigot
#dicklicking
#mcdonalds
#milkshake
#mint
#shrek
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
4,266 7/23/2010 up in there
deuce: EXPLORING UP IN THERE dick: WHOA WHAT'S THAT
deuce
dick
#blue-background
#dick-deuce
#sfw
4,267 7/24/2010 up the skirt
spigot: WHERE DID I GO?!?!?!?!?!? spigot: HINT: UP THE SKIRT spigot: MY LONG ARM IS REACHING OUT MY WINDOW AND DOWN THE DARK STREET... spigot: ...AND ONTO THE TRAIN AND THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR AND DOWN THE HALL AND INTO YOUR LAP pants: I AM SPELLBOUND spigot: OKAY MY ARM GOT OFF IN WATSONVILLE AND IT NEEDS A RIDE spigot: DUH HUH AS LONG AS MY ARM'S HERE IT MIGHT AS WELL PICK CABBAGE NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE SIR
pants
spigot
#pants-spigot
#upskirt
#watsonville
#woodring-stairs-background
4,268 7/25/2010 my god
pants: LEATHER-COVERED REARVIEW MIRROR ($675) deuce: MY GOD LETS US TEST MORE NUKES THAN YOUR GOD
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#god
#nuclear-weapons
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
4,269 7/26/2010 a big hat
spigot: I'M A COCKSUCKING COWBOY WITH A BIG HAT WHO NEEDS EXTRA ATTENTION AROUND THE DICK AND SOMEONE WHO KNOWS HTML
spigot
#big-hat
#brokeback-mountain
#cocksucking
#cowboy
#deja-vu
#dick
#haberdashery
#html
#spigot-solo
4,270 7/27/2010 bullshit
spigot: WILL SOMEONE PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE THAT I'M INTERESTING spigot: *** UNKNOWN COMMAND: LICK spigot: BULLSHIT
spigot
#irc
#spigot-solo
4,271 7/28/2010 long, thick
spigot: ABOUT YAY LONG spigot: ABOUT YAY THICK spigot: LADY ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY GESTURES
spigot
#deja-vu
#lynnea
#prostitute
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#uncredited-character
#urinal-background
4,272 7/29/2010 really nothing i can do about it
pants: I AM SORRY IT IS SHAPED LIKE A TUNA-FISH CAN BUT THERE IS REALLY NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT deuce: WHAT THE CHRIST
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#lynnea
#prostitute
#uncredited-character
#urinal-background
4,273 7/30/2010 whatever you've got available
spigot: I WOULD PREFER MORE JIZZ AS OPPOSED TO LESS BUT WHATEVER YOU'VE GOT AVAILABLE DUM DE DUM pants: GOT TO GET IT UP, GET IT OFF, GET OUT
pants
spigot
#jizz
#lynnea
#pants-spigot
#prostitute
#uncredited-character
#urinal-background
4,274 7/31/2010 soaked, flavored or otherwise infused
pants: THERE WAS NO HOME FOR THE TERROR BIRD pants: URINE SOAKED, FLAVORED OR OTHERWISE INFUSED deuce: I HAVE DISTILLED MY URINE INTO ITS FINEST COMPONENTS deuce: AMMONIA AND TEARS
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#soaked
#uncredited-character
#urinal-background
#urine
4,275 8/1/2010 boom
pants: BLOWJOBS AT A SURPRISINGLY LOW COST
pants
#blowjobs
#coy-pants
#lowercase
#pants-solo
#urinal-background
4,276 8/2/2010 a power of two
spigot: T PANTS IS 15 A POWER OF 2 pants: T SPIGOT I N C E P T I O N
pants
spigot
#inception
#math
#null
#number-theory
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#urinal-background
4,277 8/3/2010 protest song pt 1
pants: HOW ARE WE GOING TO LICK DICK ANONYMOUSLY NOW pants: HOW I ASK YOU pants: WE WANT THE STALL DOORS BACK !!!!!
pants
#huffy-pants
#pants-solo
#privacy
#series
#stall
#woodring-stairs-background
4,278 8/4/2010 protest song pt 2
pants: WE WANT THE DOORS TO REACH THE GROUND !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pants: WE WANT THE DOORS TO HAVE LOCKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pants: ALSO I NEED MY CALLS AND FAXES FORWARDED THERE
pants
#fax
#pants-solo
#privacy
#series
#stall
#woodring-stairs-background
4,279 8/5/2010 protest song: epilogue
pants: REMOVE THE CAMERAS AND THE MOTION DETECTORS deuce: ALSO THE ANAL FISTING PROBE deuce: WHICH SEEMS HARDLY USEFUL BUT ANYWAY pants: YEAH THE ANAL FISTING PROBE pants: BRING IT BACK
deuce
pants
#anal
#deuce-pants
#fisting
#huffy-pants
#privacy
#probe
#series
#woodring-stairs-background
4,280 8/6/2010 picking up the telephone
spigot: SMOKING DOPE AND PICKING UP THE TELEPHONE, PUTTING DOWN THE REMOTE AND PICKING UP THE TELEPHONE spigot: PUTTING DOWN THE SHOE AND PICKING UP THE TELEPHONE deuce: T SPIGOT I HOPE THIS IS GOING SOMEWHERE spigot: OKAY FOLKS WHERE'S THE TELEPHONE deuce: BRAVO
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#folks
#marijuana
#remote
#shoe
#telephone
#telephony
#white-background
4,281 8/7/2010 now i must turn my back on you
pants: NOW I MUST TURN MY BACK ON YOU deuce: SEX OFFENDER REGISTRY, HERE YOU COME
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#jizz
#mousehole
#sex-offender
#woodring-room-background
4,282 8/8/2010 comin' through
pants: EXCUSE ME SIRS BUT pants: MY FRIEND IS IN A >>>WHEELCHAIR<<< pants: COMIN' THROUGH
dick
pants
#balls
#dick-pants
#urinal-background
#wheelchair
4,283 8/9/2010 you have died
pants: > XYZZY deuce: FUCK YOUR FAGGOT SHIT. *** YOU HAVE DIED ****
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#infocom
#urinal-background
#xyzzy
#you-have-died
4,284 8/10/2010 awesomes
deuce: YOU KNOW WHAT'S AWESOME ???? ME, THAT'S WHAT'S FUCKING AWESOME pants: AWESOMES
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#flap
4,285 8/11/2010 open forever
spigot: THREE IN THE MORNING spigot: LOOKING FOR DICK IN THE NORTH BAY spigot: I CAN'T KEEP MY FUCKING MOUTH OPEN FOREVER PEOPLE
spigot
#bay-area
#bonequest-hi-fi
#mouse-cursor
#mouth
#san-francisco
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
4,286 8/12/2010 i concede defeat
deuce: FAR GAYER THAN ANY OF YOU pants: OH YEAH WATCH THIS HGUAKGHUAKH pants: BAGLHALGHLAHLAG pants: HLGAHALUGHLAGAG deuce: I CONCEDE DEFEAT
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#gay
#gay-contest
#html-entity
#huffy-pants
#nbsp
#non-breaking-space
#white-background
4,287 8/13/2010 you're fired
spigot: spigot: DING DING DING DING spigot: FOUR ALARM FIRE IN YOUR MOUTH spigot: HERE COMES THE PRICK SHAPED FIREMAN TO SQUIRT EVERYTHING OUT spigot: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST OPEN YOUR MOUTH spigot: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU TODAY spigot: YOU'RE FIRED [test pattern]
spigot
#blue-background
#color-bars
#fired
#mouth
#spigot-solo
#test-pattern
4,288 8/14/2010 i cannot help
pants: T ATANDT SPIGOT HIT ME AND DEUCE WON'T STOP MAKING FACES AND SHOWING ME THE CONTENTS OF HIS UNDERPANTS atandt: SORRY atandt: I CANNOT HELP atandt: OUT OF MY JURISDICTION
atandt
deuce
pants
#atandt-deuce-pants
#underpants
#urinal-background
4,289 8/15/2010 cat scratches, shoe polish
spigot: I WISH THEY WOULD HURRY UP AND MAKE MY REAL DOLL deuce: T SPIGOT I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO SHARE ONE spigot: I THINK NOT (CAT SCRATCHES, SHOE POLISH)
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#realdoll
#urinal-background
4,290 8/16/2010 trash can
spigot: WHO THREW MY PISSICLES IN THE TRASH CAN
spigot
#pissicles
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
4,291 8/17/2010 warm cups
spigot: WASHING IT DOWN WITH WARM CUPS OF JIZZ JUICE AND A SNICKERS
spigot
#birthday-strip
#jizz
#snickers
#urinal-background
4,292 8/18/2010 hotel dumbshit
deuce: PENIS LIFE spigot: I LIVE IN HOTEL DUMBSHIT
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#urinal-background
4,293 8/19/2010 look down
spigot: FUCKING SHUT UP pants: I SEE YOU spigot: YOU MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT pants: LOOK DOWN
pants
spigot
#deja-vu
#fucking-shut-up
#huffy-pants
#pants-spigot
#urinal-background
4,294 8/20/2010 intro to jerkcity
pants: OH I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE pants: HI I'M PANTS FROM JERKCITY
pants
#greetings
#pants-from-jerkcity
#pants-solo
#sfw
#urinal-background
#weird-pants-face
4,295 8/21/2010 who will fly the plane
pants: JEAN-CHARLES, YOU DRANK ALL ZE WINE spigot: WHO WILL FLY THE PLANE
pants
spigot
#jean-charles
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#urinal-background
4,296 8/22/2010 spigot leaves
spigot: OKAY SHUT UP I HAVE SOMETHING ELSE TO SAY spigot: WAIT I LEFT IT IN THE CAR : SPIGOT LEAVES spigot: OKAY GOT IT spigot: NUTS
spigot
#caption
#nuts
#spigot-leaves
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
4,297 8/23/2010 flying
spigot: HOIF spigot: FLYING THROUGH THE AIR spigot: URF
spigot
#sfw
#spigot-solo
4,298 8/24/2010 who what where
pants: WHO WHAT WHERE pants: OH pants: I WILL MASTURBATE ANY MAN WHO DARES TO STEP FORWARD AND HULAGHALGHLAG
pants
#black-background
#confusion
#masturbation
#pants-solo
4,299 8/25/2010 all the way
spigot: FLOOSH FLUSH ECHO DRIP BLUH TEN THOUSAND PRICKS IN A ROW ALL THE WAY TO JERKCITY deuce: 100% RECYCLED DOGSHIT
pants
spigot
#dogshit
#pants-spigot
#recycled
4,300 8/26/2010 fuck you too
deuce: HI pants: FUCK YOU spigot: WELCOME DEUCE spigot: WELCOME PANTS pants: FUCK YOU TOO
deuce
pants
spigot
#allah
#deuce-pants-spigot
#islam
#urinal-background
4,301 8/27/2010 connect 1200
pants: HOW TO COMBINE BONERS AND BOOMERANGS atandt: ANSWER: "ABORIGINE LONGSNAKE" pants: QUESTION: "HOW DID I GET DOWN HERE AND HOW DO I GET OUT" atandt: YOU DID NOT PHRASE THE QUESTION IN THE FORM OF A HAIKU atandt: RING RING CONNECT 1200
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#boner
#codeine
#haiku
#modem
#white-background
4,302 8/28/2010 the same toothbrush that fell into the toilet
pants: IS THAT THE SAME TOOTHBRUSH THAT FELL IN THE TOILET pants: IF SO: I WANT IN ON THE DEAL deuce: PLEASE BRING IT UP SLOWLY: IT WILL FALL IN AGAIN pants: I CANNOT SIT HERE WHILE YOU JERK THIS DICK AND THAT DICK: IT IS NOT APPROPRIATE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#huffy-pants
#toilet
#toothbrush
#white-background
4,303 8/29/2010 cursor placement
pants: THE CURSOR LIES deuce: COMPUTERS ARE AMAZING
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#mouse-cursor
#sfw
4,304 8/30/2010 this is bonequest
atandt: WELCOME TO BONEQUEST: THE DAILY ADVENTURES OF PANTS, DEUCE, SPIGOT AND ME, ATANDT pants: UM I atandt: SHUT UP atandt: SHUT THE FUCK UP pants: ALL RIGHT THEN
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#white-background
4,305 8/31/2010 sit up
pants: FUCK YES pants: LOST IN THE WOODS AGAIN pants: I'LL JUST SIT UP AND PUCKER
pants
#99e99
#black-background
#hi-fi
#pants-solo
#weird-pants-face
4,306 9/1/2010 underwear, socks
spigot: T PANTS YOU TAPED FRIENDS AND FRASIER BUT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO WINGS?? pants: T SPIGOT FIRST LET'S DISCUSS THE FATE OF MY UNDERWEAR AND SOCKS
pants
spigot
#frasier
#friends
#pants-spigot
#urinal-background
#wings
4,307 9/2/2010 maybe just a little
deuce: BUTTMAN'S RIO EXTREME GIRLS ??? WELL JUST A LITTLE MAYBE GLHGAHLGALHGA
deuce
#buttman
#deuce-solo
#porn
#woodring-field-background
4,308 9/3/2010 it is happening again
pants: SECURITY
pants
#lynnea
#mouse-cursor
#pants-solo
#prostitute
#security
#single-panel
#uncredited-character
#urinal-background
4,309 9/4/2010 a word from the management
spigot: PLEASE DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT IN THE GLORYHOLE AREA
spigot
#bonequest-hi-fi
#etiquette
#glory-hole
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
4,310 9/5/2010 and now a word on polio
deuce: FUCK POLIO
deuce
#deuce-solo
#polio
#urinal-background
4,311 9/6/2010 i will
spigot: OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND CLOSE YOUR EYES AND I WILL YOUR FACE WITH BALLS
spigot
#balls
#spigot-solo
#typo
#urinal-background
4,312 9/7/2010 just like anyone else
pants: T DEUCE WHY WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH A ROMULAN/VULCAN ANYWAY deuce: WHY WOULDN'T I (pants): JAWAS, ETC. deuce: THEY'VE GOT HOLES AND COMPLAIN ABOUT IT JUST LIKE ANYONE ELSE
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#jawas
#rape
#star-trek
#star-wars
#urinal-background
#vulcan
4,313 9/8/2010 any of this
deuce: SOILING MYSELF deuce: NOT THINKING ANY OF THIS IS FUNNY deuce: PARTICULARLY THE PART ABOUT THE RAPE
deuce
#deuce-solo
#rape
#soiling-myself
#urinal-background
4,314 9/9/2010 raise your hand
spigot: WHO HERE LIKES DICK (RAISE YOUR HAND) deuce: RAISING HAND spigot: FUCKING FAGGOT
deuce
spigot
#bait-and-switch
#deuce-spigot
#dick
#drunk-deuce
#fag-trap
#spigot-points
#urinal-background
4,315 9/10/2010 how sorry i am
: CENSORED
deuce
pants
#abstract
#censored
#sfw
#title-mismatch
4,316 9/11/2010 like a rabbit with its head cut off
pants: ALGHAGHLAHGLAHALG pants: I'M SORRY THAT'S WHAT POPS OUT WHEN YOU BANG MY KNEE LIKE THAT
pants
#pants-solo
#physical-comedy
#rabbit
#urinal-background
4,317 9/12/2010 consolation prize
deuce: CAN I HAVE HEAD AT LEAST spigot: UH
deuce
spigot
#cocksucking
#deuce-spigot
#urinal-background
4,318 9/13/2010 heil him like hitler
pants: HEIL ME LIKE HITLER
pants
#deja-vu
#hitler
#pants-solo
#urinal-background
4,319 9/14/2010 the other one
pants: LOVE ME LIKE THE SON YOU HUMPED TO DEATH pants: NO THE OTHER ONE pants: YES FINE EITHER ONE THEN
pants
#huffy-pants
#pants-solo
#urinal-background
4,320 9/15/2010 hey what are you
pants: CAN'T BEAT OFF WITHOUT M-- pants: HEY WHAT ARE YOU pants: GAHLAHGLAHLAG
pants
#beating-off
#cocksucking-noises
#huffy-pants
#pants-solo
#urinal-background
4,321 9/16/2010 trying
spigot: T DEUCE IF I WERE YOUR "DADDY" I WOULD HIT YOUR MOTHER REGARDLESS OF ANY OTHER GAY THEMES deuce: T SPIGOT THAT SOUNDS FAIR spigot: KNOW WHAT ELSE I LIKE?!?!?!!?!? BIG DICKS!!!!!!! deuce: FAG spigot: SMALL DICKS!!!!!!!!11111 TRYING
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#dicks
4,322 9/17/2010 can do
deuce: FUCKING SHUT YOUR CAKE HOLE pants: CAN DO pants: WAIT I WASN'T TALKING pants: BUT I AM NOW pants: DARN
deuce
pants
#be-quiet
#cake-hole
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#hole
#shut-up
#urinal-background
4,323 9/18/2010 pass it on
pants: SPIT SPIT CHOKE SPIT pants: GLRRRRRRRRRRKKKKK pants: CAN'T GET IT UP pants: POUND POUND POUND pants: CAN'T MAKE IT GO DOWN NOW pants: WHAT THE HELL MAN pants: WHAT THE HELL pants: PASS IT ON
pants
#pants-solo
#urinal-background
4,324 9/19/2010 hell yes
pants: YOU GOT THAT RIGHT pants: YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT pants: DAMN STRAIGHT pants: HELL YES pants: I CONCUR pants: INDEED pants: SIR YES SIR pants: ALL RIGHT THEN
pants
#mouse-cursor
#pants-solo
#urinal-background
4,325 9/20/2010 but my face
pants: THE VIEW IS AWFUL BUT MY FACE IS STAINED WITH JIZZ deuce: SO IT ALL EVENS OUT
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#jizz
#pants-solo
#urinal-background
4,326 9/21/2010 the nbc comedy barn
spigot: T DEUCE EAU DE TOILETTE deuce: THAT MEANS TOILET GAYS (spigot): LE FACE DU SPURT spigot: IS THIS THE NBC COMEDY BARN?????
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#french
#mouse-cursor
#nbc
#toilet
#urinal-background
#whisper
4,327 9/22/2010 have a peek
deuce: CAN YOU SEE URANUS ?!?!?!?!?! bung: POINT YOUR TELESCOPE AT THE SUN AND HAVE A PEEK deuce: ALL I SEE IS PAIN
bung
deuce
#bung-deuce
#eye-injury
#science
#uranus
#urinal-background
4,328 9/23/2010 fresh, hot
pants: BACON BACON BACON BACON spigot: FRESH HOT BURF [SILENCE]
pants
spigot
#cricket
#deuce-pants
#sfw
#silence
4,329 9/24/2010 here comes the cockbot
spigot: HERE COMES THE COCKBOT spigot: I NEED A FRESCA AND A MOUNTAIN DEW AND A SHASTA spigot: BYE COCKBOT
spigot
#cockbot
#cricket
#fresca
#mountain-dew
#mouse-cursor
#shasta
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
4,330 9/25/2010 tv time
spigot: OKAY TV TIME spigot: HERE'S A SHOW CALLED THE DRINKING DRUNK GUY WHO NEVER SHUTS UP WHOSE NAME IS MY DAD spigot: THAT LOOKS GOOD
spigot
#cricket
#mouse-cursor
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
4,331 9/26/2010 inner ear
deuce: YOU JUST VIOLATED MY COPYRIGHT, TRADEMARK, AND INNER EAR CANAL spigot: SEEN IT
deuce
spigot
#cricket
#deuce-spigot
#mountain-background
4,332 9/27/2010 beware of mouth
pants: SAID THE ACTRESS TO THE BISHOP pants: I SAY GOOD SIR YOU APPEAR TO BE LICKING ON MY DICK pants: LOOK INTO YOUR HEART
pants
#black-background
#cricket
#dicklicking
#mouth
#pants-solo
4,333 9/28/2010 clonk them together
: THE APPEARANCE OF EXTERNAL LINKS ON THIS WORLD WIDE WEB SITE DOES NOT CONSTITUTE ENDORSEMENT BY THE DEPARTMENT OF COMMERCE/NATIONAL OCEANIC AND ATMOSPHERIC ADMINISTRATION OF EXTERNAL WEB SITES OR THE INFORMATION, PRODUCTS OR SERVICES CONTAINED THEREIN. deuce: BUH spigot: ME AND MY TWO DONGS deuce: HOLY spigot: I CLONK THEM TOGETHER
deuce
spigot
#black-background
#caption
#cricket
#deuce-spigot
#mouse-cursor
4,334 9/29/2010 i deserve better
spigot: WHY CAN'T THE FBI PROBE MY ASS BALLS AND LEGS FOR HACKING INTO THE BAG OF DORITOS deuce: T SPIGOT I THINK WITH PROPER MOTIVATION IT CAN BE ARRANGED spigot: I WISH TO BE LOVED AND FONDLED AND SCRUBBED AND DIAPERED AND DISPOSED OF deuce: WANG BONG spigot: I AM A GAY ADULT MALE PEOPLE AND I DESERVE BETTER deuce: T SPIGOT NO YOU DO NOT
deuce
spigot
#balls
#cricket
#deuce-spigot
#doritos
#fbi
#woodring-den-background
4,335 9/30/2010 are you sure
spigot: ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO SEND THIS MAIL.......... spigot: WITHOUT A SUBJECT ?!?!?!?!?!?!?! spigot: OH GOD GRAB BONK BLORF STUMBLE STAIRS PANTS DOGSHIT
spigot
#cricket
#dogshit
#mouse-cursor
#physical-comedy
#spigot-solo
#unix
4,336 10/1/2010 make two
pants: SHIT SANDWICH deuce: MAKE TWO
deuce
pants
#cricket
#deuce-pants
#photo-background
#shit
4,337 10/2/2010 jerking the joystick
spigot: FLYING AND SOARING AND JERKING THE JOYSTICK AND HITTING MY HEAD AND FACE
spigot
#cricket
#physical-comedy
#spigot-solo
4,338 10/3/2010 spurting
spigot: URF HURF OOF OW HONK DUH SPURTING pants: THE MERRY-GO-ROUND BROKE DOWN
pants
spigot
#cricket
#honk
#pants-spigot
#physical-comedy
#woodring-stairs-background
4,339 10/4/2010 all over your face
spigot: SPLURK SPLORK ALL OVER YOUR FACE spigot: HAKUNA MATADA BITCH
spigot
#cricket
#mouse-cursor
#mousehole
#spigot-solo
#the-lion-king
#woodring-room-background
4,340 10/5/2010 my love for you
spigot: WAVING spigot: I DON'T WANT MY LOVE FOR YOU TO GET IN THE WAY OF MY COCKS FOR YOU
spigot
#cricket
#mouse-cursor
#spigot-points
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
4,341 10/6/2010 late
pants: SO LET'S GO pants: THIS DUMBWAITER ISN'T GETTING ANY MORE CRAMPED pants: LET'S GO GO GO
pants
#cricket
#dumbwaiter
#pants-solo
#sfw
#urinal-background
4,342 10/7/2010 come on now
pants: COME ON TUGGING YOUR SLEEVE pants: A FABULOUS VACATION SPOT INDEED pants: WRITING HOME ABOUT IT pants: COME ON NOW LET'S GET IT ON AND GET IT GOING pants: I LIKE ARRIVING FASHIONABLY LATE BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS
pants
#cricket
#huffy-pants
#pants-solo
#sfw
#urinal-background
4,343 10/8/2010 this morning
spigot: OH BOY HERE'S SPIGOT AGAIN spigot: WHO'S GAY THIS MORNING spigot: LET'S NOT ALWAYS SEE THE SAME SHOES spigot: CHOKING DOWN THE DELIVERABLES
spigot
#blue-background
#cricket
#deliverables
#oh-boy
#spigot-again
#spigot-solo
4,344 10/9/2010 as per the usual
spigot: WELL LIKE I WROTE IN MY GAY MEMOIRS: "AND THEN AT THE END OF THE AFTERNOON AS MY ANONYMOUS TOILET PARTNER WALKED OUT OF HIS STALL WITHOUT SO MUCH AS A THANK YOU OR A BUSINESS CARD SLIPPED UNDER THE DOOR OR LIKE A MORSE-CODE TAPPING OF HIS PHONE NUMBER (AS PER THE USUAL)" spigot: "I KNEW THAT TOMORROW WOULD BE YET ANOTHER 9-5 OF COCKS AND SPURT. IT'S TIME GO HO HOME I TOLD MYSELF, AND WITH THAT I TOWELLED OFF MY QUEER FACE, WALKED BACK OUT INTO THE BRIGHT LIGHTS OF VALLCO FASHION PARK AND WAITED FOR THE 23." spigot: THE END (OR IS IT)
spigot
#black-background
#cricket
#mouse-cursor
#prostitution
#spigot-solo
#toilet
#towel
#typo
#vallco-mall
4,345 10/10/2010 soft spot
pants: DON'T TOUCH THE SOFT SPOT ON MY HEAD
pants
#black-background
#cricket
#hi-fi
#lynnea
#mouse-cursor
#pants-solo
#prostitute
#uncredited-character
4,346 10/11/2010 serious problem
spigot: OKAY PEOPLE SERIOUS PROBLEM WITH THE POLLS pants: I THINK I'M GOING TO THROW UP spigot: YOU WERE ALL SUPPOSED TO VOTE FOR ME pants: BAHAHRAHRHARRAHRHAR spigot: WE'LL JUST PAUSE THE JERKCITY WHILE PANTS CLEANS HIMSELF UP
pants
spigot
#black-background
#cricket
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#voting
4,347 10/12/2010 wrongways
deuce: CRAM IT UP YOU WRONGWAYS pants: CRAMMING STYLE UNSPECIFIED ???????????? I AM CHECKING THE MANUAL AGAIN deuce: STYLE 23B pants: SIR 23B SIR pants: SIR 23B COMPLETED SIR
deuce
pants
#black-background
#cramming
#cricket
#deuce-pants
4,348 10/13/2010 mostly piss
net: PISS AND BLOOD EVERYWHERE pants: MOSTLY PISS DUE TO THE OPEN URINATION POLICY
net
pants
#black-background
#cricket
#net-pants
#piss
4,349 10/14/2010 my hour of need
deuce: WHERE IS EVERYBODY IN MY HOUR OF NEED deuce: GHGHLHLGHLGHG deuce: SUCKING, ETC.
deuce
#black-background
#cricket
#deuce-solo
4,350 10/15/2010 single file
pants: MILLIONS OF DICKS MAKING THEIR WAY THROUGH THIS WEARY WORLD spigot: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SINGLE FILE PLEASE
pants
spigot
#black-background
#cricket
#pants-spigot
4,351 10/16/2010 up yours
: PICTURED: SPIGOT THE BEAR (LEFT); DEUCE FROM JERKCITY (RIGHT) deuce: WHO WANTS LOVIN' : SPIGOT SUCKS A C^H^H^H^H^H^H LOGS OUT deuce: WELL UP YOURS
deuce
spigot
#backspace-control-character
#black-background
#caption
#cricket
#deuce-spigot
#spigot-the-bear
#stage-directions
4,352 10/17/2010 mostly
pants: MOSTLY MOLESTED
pants
#black-background
#cricket
#lynnea
#mouse-cursor
#pants-solo
#prostitute
#uncredited-character
4,353 10/18/2010 another 79 on the ground
deuce: WHY IS THE NTSB INVESTIGATING MY BONER pants: 289 DEAD AND ANOTHER 79 ON THE GROUND
deuce
pants
#black-background
#boner
#cricket
#deuce-pants
#disaster
#ntsb
4,354 10/19/2010 she works very hard
spigot: HER NAME IS DR. POLASKI AND SHE WORKS VERY HARD spigot: SHE JUGGLES A STARFLEET CAREER AND MY STARFLEET BALLS spigot: I HAVE TO GO NOW
spigot
#balls
#black-background
#cricket
#nuts-of-spigot
#spigot-solo
#star-trek
4,355 10/20/2010 handy decoder ring
pants: CAN YOU MEASURE THE BACK OF MY BONER TO SEE IF I AM A CRIMINAL deuce: I CAN'T REACH deuce: THAT MEANS YOU'RE A RAPIST deuce: I'LL HAVE TO USE MY HANDY DECODER RING TO SEE IF THAT MEANS YOU'RE A CRIMINAL OR NOT
deuce
pants
#black-background
#cricket
#deuce-pants
#rapist
4,356 10/21/2010 send me home
pants: IF YOU COULD JUST GIVE ME AN ENEMA AND SEND ME HOME THAT WOULD BE GREAT: GRAHAM CRACKERS, CLEANSING RITUALS deuce: WELL ALL RIGHTY THEN
deuce
pants
#black-background
#cricket
#deuce-pants
4,357 10/22/2010 obo
pants: SLIGHTLY DAMAGED deuce: VERY MESSY BUT SERVICEABLE pants: ONE DOLLAR OR BEST OFFER deuce: COULD BE USED IN EMERGENCIES
deuce
pants
#black-background
#cricket
#deuce-pants
#huffy-pants
#sfw
4,358 10/23/2010 dsgd
dick: DOUBLE SECRET GAY DAY ozone: TWO DICKS IN EVERY MOUTH
dick
ozone
#black-background
#cricket
#dick-ozone
4,359 10/24/2010 everybody shut up
deuce: EVERYBODY SHUT UP THE MOVIE'S STARTING pants: HUBUBUBUBUBUBUB pants: T PANTS SHUT THE FUCK UP pants: HUBUBUBUBUBUBUB [QUIETER]
deuce
pants
#black-background
#cricket
#deuce-pants
#hubububububub
4,360 10/25/2010 small tight loop
spigot: TELL DIR "OPEN" spigot: FOR FILE = 1 TO NUMFILES OF LIST OF CONTAINER OF FOLDER "DUH" spigot: I NEED A SNICKERS deuce: HUG YO BALLS
deuce
spigot
#black-background
#cricket
#deuce-spigot
#snickers
4,361 10/26/2010 that's my head
deuce: WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM THAT'S MY HEAD WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM HELP ME spigot: EAST BAY SPURTS / NORTH VALLEY SQUIRTS
deuce
spigot
#bay-area
#cricket
#deuce-spigot
#mountain-background
#san-francisco
4,362 10/27/2010 it really is
: SPIGOT THE BEAR IS TAPED BEFORE A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE spigot: THE PUNCH BONE'S CONNECTED TO THE DONG BONE spigot: IT REALLY IS
spigot
#black-background
#caption
#cricket
#spigot-solo
#spigot-the-bear
4,363 10/28/2010 or not
deuce: THE LITTLE MERMAID 2 pants: ARE YOU GOING TO HELP ME POOP OR NOT pants: DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR CUNTING DAUGHTER DID
deuce
pants
#black-background
#cricket
#deuce-pants
#disney
#drunk-deuce
#huffy-pants
#poo
#poop
#the-exorcist
#the-little-mermaid
4,364 10/29/2010 in the distance
pants: I CAN'T SEE: BLINDED BY MY BONER deuce: BLINDED BECAUSE OF ITS POWER OR BECAUSE IT POKED YOUR EYES OUT OR PERHAPS IT WAS MERELY IN THE WAY OF WHAT YOU WERE TRYING TO SEE: A DISTANT BONER pants: POKED
deuce
pants
#black-background
#boner
#cricket
#deuce-pants
#eye-injury
#huffy-pants
4,365 10/30/2010 rather distracting
deuce: MOUTHING deuce: MULTIPLE MOUTHINGS deuce: HOLY CHRIST deuce: THAT'S PRETTY COMFORTABLE deuce: I DARE SAY IT'S RATHER DISTRACTING
deuce
#cricket
#deuce-solo
#mouth
4,366 10/31/2010 mushroom cloud
pants: OH GOD WHERE DID THE DONG-AS-FAVICON GO pants: OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD pants: MUSHROOM CLOUD
pants
#black-background
#favicon
#huffy-pants
#mouse-cursor
#pants-solo
4,367 11/1/2010 oh hell yes
pants: I KNOW WHY THE CAGED BONG BUBBLES
pants
#bong
#pants-solo
4,368 11/2/2010 why does it hurt so to love
deuce: WHY DOES IT HURT SO TO LOVE? pants: BECAUSE LOVE IS JUST ANOTHER NAME FOR HURTFUL PENISES
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#love
#urinal-background
4,369 11/3/2010 mumbo jumbo
atandt: I MUST SAY THE JERKABILITY OF THIS PLACE IS QUITE HIGH spigot: YOU AND YOUR COLLEGE MUMBO-JUMBO
atandt
spigot
#college
#urinal-background
4,370 11/4/2010 climb up here
pants: CLIMB UP HERE AND BE GAY WITH ME spigot: CLIMBING CLIMBING CLIMBING pants: HURRY spigot: IS THIS A TRICK pants: NO HURRY I'M SAVING YOU A SEAT spigot: I'M NOT SURE I
pants
spigot
#be-gay-with-me
#climbing
#lynnea
#pants-spigot
#prostitute
#trick
#uncredited-character
#urinal-background
4,371 11/5/2010 crash bonk
spigot: HMMM URF HUMPING MYSELF spigot: CRASH spigot: BONK
spigot
#physical-comedy
#spigot-solo
4,372 11/6/2010 like an irregular verb
spigot: YOU ARE DIAGRAMMING ME LIKE AN IRREGULAR VERB deuce: CONJUGATING YOU NOW
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#grammar
4,373 11/7/2010 your cue
deuce: WISHING FOR DICK deuce: T PANTS THIS IS YOUR CUE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dick
#huffy-pants
#urinal-background
4,374 11/8/2010 you and me
pants: HEY HOW ABOUT YOU AND ME FUCK deuce: WELL OKAY pants: WHAT KIND OF SAUCE DO YOU WANT deuce: IS IT AN OPTION OR A REQUIREMENT deuce: DO I HAVE TO PAY FOR IT IS WHAT I'M GETTING AT pants: NO IT'S ALL FREE, WE HAVE MUSTARD BBQ AND FATNESS
deuce
pants
#bbq
#deja-vu
#deuce-pants
#fatness
#mustard
#urinal-background
4,375 11/9/2010 out of style, lied
pants: OH MAN WHY OH WHY DID I LICK THAT LAST DICK pants: WHOEVER TOLD ME THEY WERE GOING OUT OF STYLE, LIED
pants
#bonequest-hd
#mouse-cursor
#pants-solo
#urinal-background
4,376 11/10/2010 standing on a chair
deuce: TIME TO CHANGE THE JERKSHIRT spigot: DOES STANDING ON A CHAIR AND JERKING ON MY OWN FACE MAKE ME GAY deuce: NO IT'S ONLY IF I'M IN YOU AT THE SAME TIME spigot: NOT UNDERSTUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH spigot: OKAY THEN
deuce
spigot
#deja-vu
#deuce-spigot
#gay-theory
#mouse-cursor
#urinal-background
4,377 11/11/2010 here he comes
pants: HERE HE COMES pants: DANGLE deuce: GLARG deuce: SUDDENLY THIS PLAN IS GOING SOUTH
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#urinal-background
4,378 11/12/2010 by the time you read this
dick: SNEEZING SO HARD I'M GETTING DIZZY HERE PEOPLE dick: BY THE TIME YOU READ THIS I'LL ALREADY BE GAY dick: GUESS WHO'S NAKED deuce: LOOK WHO'S JERKING TOO
deuce
dick
#deuce-dick
#dizzy
#gay
#jerking
#sneezing
#urinal-background
4,379 11/13/2010 i see you
pants: @DEUCEATJERKCITY I SEE YOU pants: @DEUCEATJERKCITY I SO FUCKING SEE YOU pants: @DEUCEATJERKCITY MMMM YEAH MY OWN FACE FOR ONCE MMMMM FUCK YEAH HUFF HUFF HUFF MMMM DUH MMMMMMM
pants
#pants-solo
#twitter
#urinal-background
4,380 11/14/2010 you people
spigot: HE PONCH ME IN THE MOUTH AND THEN I CLEAN deuce: APPARENTLY YOU PEOPLE DON'T THINK I'M WORTH OF A SUCKOFF
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#fake-accent
#urinal-background
#violence
4,381 11/15/2010 only one
deuce: THERE IS ONLY ONE ALTERNATIVE FOR ME deuce: WALKING THE GAY PLANK deuce: SPLOOSH
deuce
#deuce-solo
#sploosh
#urinal-background
4,382 11/16/2010 oh that divine miss bette midler
spigot: OH THAT DIVINE MISS BETTE MIDLER!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: OH THAT SUPERSTAR BARBRA STREISAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: OH THE HILARIOUS CAMP OF THE WIZARD OF OZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: OH THAT LUSCIOUS TOILET PLUNGER BREAKING IN HALF AND GETTING SHOVED UP MY USELESS FANNY
spigot
#barbra-streisand
#celebrity
#filler-panel
#low-res
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
4,383 11/17/2010 nonesuch and whatnot
pants: MY BONER IS ALIVE
pants
#black-background
#boner
#hi-fi
#pants-solo
4,384 11/18/2010 star trek
pants: PREPARE TO EVACUATE THE ENTERPRISE deuce: AGAIN
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#enterprise
#evacuate
#sfw
#star-trek
#woodring-field-background
4,385 11/19/2010 sighted in cyberspace
spigot: I AM TRYING TO BREATHE OVER HERE spigot: FOR THE LOVE OF FATNESS
spigot
#cyberspace
#fatness
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
4,386 11/20/2010 a celebration of sorts
pants: HALGUHLAGHULAHULGHALG pants: FUCK YEAH pants: GAHLAGHLAUHGLUAHGULAGAG
pants
#pants-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
4,387 11/21/2010 clap, stomp
pants: CLAP YER HANDS pants: STOMP YER FEET deuce: ASS RELATED
deuce
pants
#ass
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#urinal-background
4,388 11/23/2010 TITLE
woman
#lynnea
#no-dialog
#null
#sfw
#uncredited-character
#variable
4,389 11/24/2010 health, safety and longevity
pants: @DAPHEKNEE TREE LIMBS THAT TOUCH OR FALL ON POWER LINES CAN CAUSE ELECTRICAL OUTAGES, PROPERTY DAMAGE, FIRES AND PERSONAL INJURY pants: @DAPHEKNEE TREE PRUNING IS NOT ONLY IMPORTANT IT'S NECESSARY pants: @DAPHEKNEE ARBORISTS RECOMMEND THAT TREES BE PRUNED FOR THEIR HEALTH, SAFETY AND LONGEVITY
pants
#pants-solo
#sfw
#trees
#twitter
#urinal-background
4,390 11/25/2010 the best way
spigot: THE BEST WAY TO DESCRIBE THE STATE OF BONERS AND JIZZ IN MY FACE RIGHT NOW WOULD MOST LIKELY BE CONSPICUOUSLY ABSENT spigot: I'LL FILE A BUG deuce: IN THE QUALITY ASSURANCE INDUSTRY WE LIKE TO CALL THEM "PROBLEM REPORTS" OR "DEFECT REPORTS" pants: I CALL IT "DONALD DUCK ORANGE JUICE" spigot: CHANGING THE RESOLUTION TO FAT
deuce
pants
spigot
#bug-report
#deuce-pants-spigot
#fat
#jizz
#mouse-cursor
#oj
#quality-assurance
#woodring-field-background
4,391 11/26/2010 extra large second helping
pants: I WOULD LIKE AN EXTRA LARGE SECOND HELPING OF DICK PLEASE pants: AND THANK YOU pants: ETC.
pants
#dicks
#lynnea
#pants-solo
#prostitute
#uncredited-character
4,392 11/27/2010 welcome back
spigot: BA GURRRRRRRRK deuce: WELCOME BACK, WEIRD GIRAFFE THINGY
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#giraffe
#woodring-stairs-background
4,393 11/28/2010 singing and prancing
spigot: DUH LA LA SINGING AND PRANCING spigot: AIDS SYMPTOMS????????? spigot: HOMPH HOMPH NOW I'M JUST DYING
spigot
#aids
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
4,394 11/29/2010 all i care about is...
spigot: ALL I CARE ABOUT IS FINISHING MY TINKLE HERE AT THE URINAL pants: I AM PORTING PRODOS TO THE COLLECOVISION
pants
spigot
#apple-ii
#colecovision
#null
#pants-spigot
#typo
#urinal
#urinal-background
4,395 11/30/2010 conspiracy dong
spigot: I'M THE CONSPIRACY DONG spigot: HURTS TO TALK
spigot
#mouse-cursor
#spigot-points
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
4,396 12/1/2010 please call the enclave
spigot: DEAR SIR, THANKS FOR THE JPEGS OF YOUR FAT, DUMB WIFE. spigot: ALSO THANKS FOR BLURRING HER FACE WITH SOME STUPID GRAPHICS PROGRAM spigot: WE REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT YOUR SUBMISSION DOES NOT SUIT OUR PRESENT NEEDS spigot: VERY TRULY YOURS, FIVE KNOBBY COCKS IN YOUR IDIOT FACE spigot: P.S. PLEASE CALL THE ENCLAVE BUT NOT AFTER 6PM
spigot
#bbs
#enclave
#nuggh
#porn
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
#viscera
4,397 12/2/2010 right now
deuce: HOLY FUCK spigot: I'M SUCKING MY OWN DICK RIGHT NOW
deuce
spigot
#autofellatio
#bonequest-hd
#cocksucking
#deuce-spigot
#urinal-background
4,398 12/3/2010 water them nightly
pants: MOVE ALONG NOW pants: THESE TWINKIES ARE SAFE WITH ME deuce: T PANTS PLEASE TAKE GOOD CARE OF THEM AND WATER THEM NIGHTLY
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#hostess
#huffy-pants
#sfw
#twinkies
#woodring-room-background
4,399 12/4/2010 a steel trap
deuce: YOUR TIME IN SAN QUENTIN pants: I DREAMED YOUR VAGINA WAS A STEEL TRAP
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#urinal-background
4,400 12/5/2010 can you hear me hello
spigot: T DEUCE HOLD THIS CUP WITH A STRING ATTACHED spigot: CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP WALKING ACROSS THE STREET spigot: CAN YOU HEAR ME HELLO deuce: BALLS pants: WATCHING AND WONDERING
deuce
pants
spigot
#balls
#clomp
#deuce-pants-spigot
#onomatopoeia
#telephone
#telephony
#urinal-background
4,401 12/6/2010 soak in this puddle
spigot: THANKS FOR EMPOWERING ME TO SIT AND SOAK IN THIS PUDDLE OF FUCKHEADS
spigot
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
4,402 12/7/2010 doot doot doo doot
spigot: DOOT DOOT DOO DOOT deuce: FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR spigot: SUCKING POKING HURTING NOW spigot: DOOT DOOT DOOT deuce: SUCKING ALL THE DICKS
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#mouse-cursor
4,403 12/8/2010 fucking seize it
pants: CARPE BONER
pants
#pants-solo
4,404 12/9/2010 talking past each other
atandt: DICKS WITHOUT PURPOSE spigot: PRICKS WITHOUT FOCUS
atandt
spigot
#poetry
#urinal-background
4,405 12/12/2010 the juice
pants: T SPIGOT NOW YOU GOT THE JUICE spigot: T PANTS I WOULD RATHER MAKE AN EFFORT TO DO WITHOUT THE JUICE PLEASE
pants
spigot
#deja-vu
#pants-spigot
#the-juice
#title-mismatch
#urinal-background
4,406 12/13/2010 stunt double
pants: DID YOU GET DICK deuce: YES deuce: NO pants: JUST WALK AWAY pants: DID YOU ACTUALLY JERK OFF ON HER FACE OR WAS THAT A STUNT DOUBLE deuce: I DON'T REMEMBER (TOO DRUNK)
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
4,407 12/14/2010 come closer
deuce: HELLO THERE deuce: CAN I READ YOUR HOWTO/FAQ pants: WELL HI pants: YES COME CLOSER spigot: HOT COFFEE COMING THROUGH
deuce
pants
spigot
#coffee
#deuce-pants-spigot
#urinal-background
4,408 12/15/2010 here i am
deuce: T PANTS OKAY HERE I AM pants: T DEUCE YOUR THREE DIMENSIONAL LAWS DO NOT APPLY TO ME
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#science
#sfw
#urinal-background
4,409 12/16/2010 like a normal family
deuce: HELLO I'M THE BIGGEST FAGGOT ALIVE spigot: T PANTS CAN WE PUT ANOTHER TOILET IN OUR HOUSE SO WE CAN PISS AND POO TOGETHER LIKE A NORMAL FAMILY pants: T SPIGOT I PREFER TO POO IN PEACE (BUT YOU MAY WATCH AS I PEE)
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#huffy-pants
#mouse-cursor
#piss
#toilet
#urinal-background
4,410 12/17/2010 each of those words
pants: HEMMORHOID CLUTCH deuce: I KNOW EACH OF THOSE WORDS BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO MEAN TOGETHER
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#hemorrhoids
#poo
#urinal-background
4,411 12/18/2010 the clown with his pants down
deuce: HUHHHHHHHHHH spigot: I'M FUNNY LIKE THE CLOWN IS FUNNY deuce: T SPIGOT CLOWNS AREN'T FUNNY spigot: THE GAY CLOWN WITH HIS PANTS DOWN OUTSIDE THE WINDOW DURING YOUR JOB INTERVIEW HOLDING A SIGN THAT SAYS "HIRE THIS GUY"
deuce
spigot
#clown
#deuce-spigot
#gay
#urinal-background
4,412 12/19/2010 stay away
deuce: I'M HORNY atandt: STAY AWAY
atandt
deuce
#atandt-deuce
#atandt-deuce-disconnect
#fighting-irish-pose
#rape
#urinal-background
4,413 12/20/2010 a simple plan
pants: HEY LET'S BOTH GO DOWN ON EACH OTHER AT ONCE deuce: BUT OUR HEADS WILL BONK
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#physical-comedy
#urinal-background
4,414 12/21/2010 radioactive slurry
pants: OUR URINE deuce: MIXING TOGETHER deuce: TWO COLORS BECOMING ONE (YELLOW AND ORANGE) THE ORANGE IS FROM THE BLOOD IN MY URINE FROM THE SEVERE KICKING TO MY GENITALIA pants: CAN WE ADD TANG deuce: ONLY IF YOU WANT TO CREATE A RADIOACTIVE SLURRY THAT WILL GO CRITICAL
deuce
pants
#color-theory
#deuce-pants
#huffy-pants
#radioactive
#urinal-background
#urine
4,415 12/22/2010 home on the range
pants: WHERE SELDOM IS HEARD pants: A DISCOURAGING WORD pants: AND THE SKIES ARE NOT CLOUDY pants: THE SKIES ARE NOT CLOUDY pants: THE SKIES ARE NOT CLOUDY pants: THE SKIES ARE NOT CLOUDY pants: THE SKIES ARE NOT CLOUDY pants: THE SKIES ARE NOT CLOUDY
pants
#home-on-the-range
#mouse-cursor
#pants-solo
#raising-arizona
#repetition
#sfw
#singing
#woodring-field-background
4,416 12/23/2010 home on the range
pants: THE SKIES ARE NOT CLOUDY pants: THE SKIES ARE NOT CLOUDY pants: THE SKIES ARE NOT CLOUDY pants: THE SKIES ARE NOT CLOUDY pants: THE SKIES ARE NOT CLOUDY pants: THE SKIES ARE NOT CLOUDY pants: THE SKIES ARE NOT CLOUDY pants: THE SKIES ARE NOT CLOUDY
pants
#home-on-the-range
#pants-solo
#raising-arizona
#repetition
#sfw
#singing
#woodring-field-background
4,417 12/24/2010 oh god we're rolling
spigot: IN MY MINIVAN WITH MY HAPPY MUSIC ON THE WAY TO JERKCITY?!?!?!?!?! spigot: OH GOD WE'RE ROLLING spigot: BONK * CRASH * FLIP * SPLASH
spigot
#car-crash
#minivan
#mouse-cursor
#physical-comedy
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
4,418 12/25/2010 come work for me
spigot: I'M A BAY AREA HOOKER deuce: THOUGHT SO deuce: COME WORK FOR ME spigot: I'M ALL SPURTY (12:37PM) deuce: I CAN CURE YOU OF THAT
deuce
spigot
#bay-area
#christmas
#deuce-spigot
#prostitute
#san-francisco
#woodring-stairs-background
4,419 12/26/2010 who isn't these days
spigot: I'M BALLSY AND FAT deuce: WHO ISN'T THESE DAYS spigot: I GENUINELY THINK I NEED NUTS deuce: IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT NUTS WITH YOU spigot: WELL MAYBE IF YOU WOULD PAY A LITTLE ATTENTION
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#fat
#nuts
#woodring-stairs-background
4,420 12/27/2010 that whirring noise
spigot: I'M "CLAMPED" BETWEEN YOUR "ASS AND LEGS" deuce: WHIRR
deuce
spigot
#ass-and-legs
#clamping
#deuce-spigot
#woodring-stairs-background
4,421 12/28/2010 we do not want to awaken the spirits
deuce: LET'S LICK DICK deuce: QUIETLY deuce: WE DO NOT WANT TO AWAKEN THE SPIRITS
deuce
#deuce-solo
#dicklicking
#stealth
#superstition
#woodring-stairs-background
4,422 12/29/2010 seria feliz
spigot: WHAT'S THIS ABOUT DICKS NOW spigot: SORRY THOUGHT YOU SAID DICKS
spigot
#deja-vu
#dicks
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
4,423 12/30/2010 stoned again
spigot: WHAT DID YOU EXPECT GOING UP TO HIS ROOM spigot: NOT RAPE, THAT'S FOR SURE spigot: I'M STONED AGAIN
spigot
#marijuana
#mouse-cursor
#rape
#spigot-solo
#stoned
#woodring-stairs-background
4,424 12/31/2010 guess what happens
spigot: HEY EVERYONE GUESS WHAT HAPPENS NOW THAT GOOGLE BOUGHT JERKCITY?!?!?!? spigot: THAT'S RIGHT!!!!!!!! WE ALL GET OLD NAVY PERFORMANCE FLEECE spigot: CAN WARDIAL THROUGH 408 AND 415 WITH A RECORDED SOLICITATION FOR HOOKERS
spigot
#area-code
#google
#hookers
#modem
#mouse-cursor
#spigot-solo
#telephone
#telephony
#wardial
#woodring-stairs-background

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