BONEQUEST

EPISODES: 2006

No. Date   Title / Dialog Players Tags
2,621 1/1/2006 quarterly report
spigot: JUST WANTED TO SAY IT'S BEEN A GRRRREAT spigot: THREE MONTHS AND I LOOK FORWARD TO LICKING spigot: DICKS AND PRICKS IN THE TOILET
spigot
#announcement
#dicklicking
#lens-flare
#pricks
#spigot-solo
#toilet
#uncategorized-background
2,622 1/2/2006 abandon all hope
pants: THE END IS NEAR pants: SINNERS REPENT pants: ALLAH AKBAR pants: THERE IS ONLY ONE GOD AND HE IS GOD pants: PRAISE HIM HAGHLUABLABG SLOBBER DUH pants: I CAN BE EASILY FOOLED INTO PRAYING IN THE WRONG DIRECTION pants: FIRST I'M GOING TO PUNCH IT THEN I'M GOING TO SUCK IT pants: NUFF SAID
pants
#allah
#islam
#pants-solo
#woodring-den-background
2,623 1/3/2006 funny when they cry
deuce: IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF QUICHE I'D BE A FISTING QUICHE deuce: I'M A DONUT HOLE deuce: GIRLS ARE FUNNY WHEN THEY CRY
deuce
#crying
#deuce-solo
#donut
#fisting
#food
#girls
#hole
#quiche
#woodring-stairs-background
2,624 1/4/2006 CENSORED BY GOVT
atandt: I WOULD LIKE THE WORLD TO KNOW I DID NOT TYPE THIS: atandt: "I LOVE BIG BLACK COCK IN MY PINK ASS" atandt: I SUSPECT KOREAN INVOLVEMENT
atandt
#atandt-solo
#censored
#cock
#denial
#fighting-irish-pose
#korea
#mousehole
#title-mismatch
#woodring-room-background
2,625 1/5/2006 all around
spigot: MORE FUCKING DICKS & DONGS ASSIGNED TO ME spigot: WELL I'LL SQUEEZE THEM BUT I WON'T CHOKE THEM DOWN spigot: PANTS DOWN spigot: ALL AROUND spigot: CIRCLE IN THE STALL
spigot
#dicks
#dongs
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
2,626 1/6/2006 minus the bat strength
spigot: PLUS HIS E-MAIL ADDRESS HAD THE WORD "BALLS" IN IT SO OBVIOUSLY HE'S NOT EVEN A LEVEL 3 GELFLING deuce: YOU'RE DIZZY FROM SMOKING COCK SO YOUR SAVING THROW IS AT A -2 spigot: THAT'S TWO HIT POINTS BUT YOU HAVE TO MINUS THE BAT STRENGTH deuce: HAHAHA YOU ROLLED A SIX THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TO ROLL AGAIN spigot: NOT IF I AGD*^SDGGGGGGGGGGGS:KYLHSDFGHPFDYPHUHHHHHHHHH deuce: GAHGALUHAG
deuce
spigot
#dark-crystal
#deuce-spigot
#dicklicking
#dizzy
#dungeons-and-dragons
#rpg
#saving-throw
#woodring-stairs-background
2,627 1/7/2006 when i go to sleep i dream
deuce: WHEN I GO TO SLEEP I DREAM OF PRICKS deuce: AND THEN WAKE UP AND YEP PRICKS THERE TOO deuce: SWEET PRICKS
deuce
#deuce-solo
#gay-fatness
#mousehole
#pricks
#woodring-room-background
2,628 1/8/2006 and so was i
spigot: HITLER WAS WRONG TO MURDER ALL THOSE JEWS AND SO WAS I
spigot
#hitler
#jews
#murder
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
2,629 1/9/2006 sticks
deuce: HOO DOO BOO deuce: PLAYING WITH STICKS spigot: CHOP OR PICKUP spigot: I GAVE YOU AN ORDER deuce: T SPIGOT UNFORTUNATELY I CANNOT TELL FROM DOWN HERE
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#sfw
2,630 1/10/2006 this means you
deuce: PLEASE DO THESE STEPS IN THE FOLLOWING ORDER: deuce: 1. SHUT UP deuce: 2. GET THE FUCK OUT
deuce
#bonequest-hd
#deuce-solo
#list
2,631 1/11/2006 god bless merica
spigot: **SOB** THE POOR OVERWORKED CHILDREN OF OTHER NATIONS spigot: FUCK YOU spigot: GO SHIT YOURSELVES
spigot
#america
#children
#fuck-you
#grey-background
#spigot-solo
2,632 1/12/2006 does this gay marriage make me look fat
dick: BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU ALL GAY AND GAYER deuce: EXCELLENT dick: AND GAYEST (WHILE I'M AT IT) dick: AND I *AM* SERIOUSLY AT IT, LET ME ASSURE YOU deuce: LOOK AT YOU GO
deuce
dick
#deuce-dick
#gay
#gay-contest
#gay-marriage
#grey-background
#marriage
#self-conscious
2,633 1/13/2006 eyespurt
deuce: THAT GUY SQUIRTED RIGHT INTO THAT BLACK GIRL'S EYE AND SHE IS CLEARLY NOT AMUSED pants: I'M A BEAT BOX ROCKER deuce: HEY LADY I AM PRETTY SURE THAT CLAMPING YOUR EYES CLOSED (SPURT IS STILL RAINING DOWN MIND YOU) AND FLAPPING YOUR ARMS UP AND DOWN AS IF TRYING TO FLY IS NOT GOING TO MAKE THE EYESPURT FEEL BETTER pants: DOINK DONG deuce: FINE WHATEVER LADY KEEP DOING IT
deuce
pants
#beatboxing
#deuce-pants
#facial
#grey-background
#porn
#spurt
2,634 1/14/2006 how gay is he
deuce: SO GAY I MASTURBATE TO GIRLS
deuce
#bonequest-hi-fi
#confession
#deuce-solo
#gay
#woodring-field-background
2,635 1/15/2006 what the fuck
pants: WHAT THE FUCK ARE PANDORA'S BALLS deuce: I DON'T KNOW BUT DON'T OPEN THEM deuce: OH CRAP TOO LATE ALL THE EVILS OF THE WORLD SPREAD ALL OVER MY FACE spigot: [A : He's all spurty spigot: [A[A deuce: SHUT UP : Spurty Frog
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#spurty-frog
#vt100
#woodring-den-background
2,636 1/16/2006 a night at the races
: SPURTY FROG!!! : WHY YOU NO BINHEX?!? pants: SOMEBODY TELL ROTTEN STAFF DUDER THAT HE LEFT HIS BONG HERE atandt: YOU BE FREDO AND I'LL BE THE FISHING BOAT pants: CLAP LOUDER??????????? atandt: I CAN HANDLE THINGS! I'M SMART! : pants > COCKS : to pants -> COCKS (19:04) pants: YAMS ARE PEOPLE TOO atandt: MY OFFER IS THIS: NOTHING
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#bong
#fighting-irish-pose
#frog
#nonstandard-title-panel
#rotten-dot-com
#spurty-frog
#the-godfather
#urinal-background
#yams
2,637 1/17/2006 welcome to jerkcity
: WELCOME TO JERKCITY uncredited stoner: HUGAHLHULGAHULAHGULAHUGLG : GLOBE!
pants
#barn
#bong
#comic-life
#globe
#non-comic-chat-comic
#photo
#uncredited-character
2,638 1/18/2006 bmmbmmfld
: WED JAN 18 2008 : PANTS: WE CAN'T BE EXPECTED TO : PUBLISH ON TIME EVERY DAY : PANTS: WE SHOULD CHECK ALL THE : BATTERIES IN THE SMOKE ALARMS : PANTS: THIS IS A MERRY PICNIC WE ARE : HAVING pants: WE CAN'T BE EXPECTED TO PUBLISH ON TIME EVERY DAY pants: WHAT IF WE NEED TO SLEEP IN, BEAT OFF, PASS OUT, RECOVER THEN BEAT OFF SOME MORE ????????? pants: WHAT IF
pants
#batteries
#battery
#beating-off
#censored
#meta
#nonstandard-title-panel
#oversleep
#pants-solo
#picnic
#smoke-alarm
#smoke-alarms
2,639 1/19/2006 you can check out my junk in hyperspace
pants: CAN THE SPECULUMS CLOAK THEIR SHIPS TOO deuce: I DON'T KNOW I'VE NEVER BEEN TO PLANET SPECULA pants: WELL WE SHOULD GO SOMETIME (YOU CAN CHECK OUT MY JUNK IN HYPERSPACE) pants: WHAT HAPPENS IN THE AIRLOCK STAYS IN THE AIRLOCK OR JUST DRIFTS AROUND FOREVER UNTIL IT TURNS INTO SOMETHING HUSK-LIKE deuce: ARE YOU ALL RIGHT
deuce
pants
#anal
#bacon
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#science-fiction
#star-trek
#woodring-stairs-background
2,640 1/20/2006 actually asking two questions
pants: WHAT KIND OF DIPPING SAUCE WOULD YOU LIKE spigot: YOU'RE ACTUALLY ASKING TWO QUESTIONS
deuce
pants
#asking-two-questions
#dipping-sauce
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
2,641 1/21/2006 eating things we find
spigot: LET'S ALL EAT CANDY FROM OFF THE GROUND spigot: I HAVE A SNICKERS spigot: I FOUND A REESE'S spigot: TWIX FOR ME spigot: HOMPH HOMPH HOMPH spigot: HOMPH spigot: PARKING LOT
spigot
#parking-lot
#reeses
#snickers
#spigot-solo
#twix
#woodring-field-background
2,642 1/22/2006 very funny
spigot: VERY FUNNY WITH THE CIGARETTE LIGHTER UNDER MY NUTS
spigot
#cigarette
#lighter
#nuts
#nuts-of-spigot
#poo
#spigot-solo
#uncategorized-background
2,643 1/23/2006 seize him
pants: GUARDS pants: SEIZE HIM deuce: I REGRET NOTHING
deuce
pants
#counter-strike
#deuce-pants
#huffy-pants
#sfw
#uncategorized-background
2,644 1/24/2006 taking a shit in your mouth
spigot: I SAID *AT THE DAIRY QUEEN* (LISTEN) deuce: OH SORRY
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#grey-background
#heartwarming-misunderstanding
#mouth
#piss
#shit
2,645 1/25/2006 in the criminal justice system
spigot: GIDDYUP JINGLEHORSE PICK UP YOUR FEET spigot: HOLY CHRIST I'M AN ADULT GAY MALE deuce: SHUT UP
deuce
spigot
#adult-gay-male
#christmas-carol
#deuce-spigot
#jingle-bell-rock
#law-and-order
#singing
#woodring-field-background
2,646 1/26/2006 bonjour
pants: SACRE BLEU pants: THE LANDLORD, SHE IS HERE FOR ZE RENT spigot: I WILL STUFF MY FAT ASS INTO THE VENT, WHILE YOU STALL HIM WITH YOUR FEMININE WILES pants: JEAN-CHARLES, WHAT SHOULD WE DO!? spigot: I AM STUCK!! GET PIERRE TO SHOVE MY LEGS INTO ZE CRAWLSPACE spigot: MY BULBOUS NOSE, IT IS PUSHED HARD INTO THE FIREWOOD spigot: I DRIVE A LE CAR, HOW ABOUT YOU pants: JEAN-CHARLES, YOU ARE IN TROUBLE AGAIN spigot: THERE WILL BE NO CROISSANTS DUE TO YOUR BUMBLING, CLOUSEAU-ESQUE ANTICS
pants
spigot
#gunmetal-background
#jean-charles
#le-car
#pants-spigot
#rent
2,647 1/27/2006 every last one of ya
spigot: HANDS UP WHO'S AS QUEER AS ME spigot: THIS IS A STICK UP spigot: COME ON YOU STUPID WHORES, LET'S ALL BE GAY TOGETHER spigot: GET UP spigot: I'M NOT GOING TO FUCKING SHOOT YOU spigot: GET THE FUCK UP OFF THE FLOOR, I'M AN ADULT GAY MAN spigot: SHUT UP BACK THERE spigot: I'M FREAKING OUT BUT I HAVE MY GAYNESS TO SOBER ME UP GOOD
spigot
#adult-gay-male
#be-gay-with-me
#crime
#gayness
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
2,648 1/28/2006 fucking shit head
spigot: I'M GOING TO SHOOT OUT THE LIGHTS AND WE CAN WHISPER GAY THINGS TO EACH OTHER IN THE DARK spigot: STOP YOUR FUCKING CRYING spigot: WHY CAN'T YOU BE HAPPY BEING GAY spigot: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE A FUCKING SHIT HEAD spigot: LOOK AT MY DUMB GAY BALLS DANGLING IN THE SUMMER SUN spigot: SHOW'S OVER HERE LADY - PAY ATTENTION spigot: YOU'RE ALL FIRED
spigot
#fired
#gay
#spigot-solo
#terrorism
#woodring-field-background
2,649 1/29/2006 real estate
deuce: 1024x768 MEANS MORE SCREEN REAL ESTATE pants: PLUS MICHAEL EISNER AS A ZOMBIE SLAVE pants: WE CAN TEACH HIM TO MAKE ICED TEA pants: AND PLAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY ON THE PIANO deuce: PROBABLY BUT LET'S NOT GET INTO THAT
deuce
pants
#birthday
#deuce-pants
#disney
#zombie
2,650 1/30/2006 it must be true i read it on wikipedia
pants: ALL WIKIPEDIA USERS ARE PEDOPHILES (IT'S TRUE, I READ IT ON WIKIPEDIA)
pants
#die-trying
#drowning
#pants-solo
#pedophilia
#wikipedia
#woodring-field-background
2,651 1/31/2006 bike for xmas
pants: LET US PRAY pants: NUGGGGGGGGGGGGH OKAY OKAY STOP STOP STOP HE HEARS US deuce: KNOWING ISN'T THE SAME AS COMING THROUGH ON IT deuce: SO YOU'RE MY HOSTAGE pants: OW OW OW HE ALREADY KNOWS YOU WANT A BIKE FOR CHRISTMAS deuce: BIKE FOR CHRISTMAS OR THE FAGGOT GETS IT (pants): EVERYBODY KNOWS HE WON'T NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS deuce: I'M NOT A TERRORIST YOU'RE A DIRTY FAGGOT deuce: I'M DOING GOD'S WORK AND ALSO GETTING A BIKE IN THE PROCESS
deuce
pants
#99e99
#christmas
#deuce-pants
#hostage
#negotiations
#nuggh
#terrorism
#whisper
#woodring-stairs-background
2,652 2/1/2006 who shaved deuce
spigot: I'M JUDGE JERKALOT AND I DISPENSE A JIZZY JUSTICE spigot: PLEASE COME OVER TO MY HOUSE FOR TEA AND COTLETS AND DICK SUCKING deuce: WHO SHAVED ME spigot: NOT SURE I KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PORKLOIN
deuce
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#cotlets
#court
#dicklicking
#drunk-deuce
#jizz
#legal
#pork
#shave
#shaving
#tea
#white-background
2,653 2/2/2006 for all that stuff i said
pants: SO YOU FINALLY CAME CRAWLING BACK deuce: I AM SO SORRY FOR WHAT I SAID EARLIER ABOUT YOUR PENCHANT FOR UNCOOKED DICKS deuce: AND NUTPLAY deuce: AND YOUR ATTEMPT TO CREATE A ROBOT MONSTROSITY deuce: AND SPIGOT IN GENERAL pants: GET YOUR HAND OFF MY KNEE
deuce
pants
#apology
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#robot
#woodring-room-background
2,654 2/3/2006 cocks glorious cocks (hot sausage & mustard)
pants: COCKS spigot: WHAT deuce: I SAID COCKS spigot: WHO spigot: WHERE spigot: WHEN spigot: GIMME
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#mustard
#uncredited-character
#woodring-den-background
2,655 2/4/2006 collect them all
spigot: BIRTHDAY SUIT spigot: PANCAKES spigot: SOME OTHER RANDOM WORD THAT'S FUNNY
spigot
#sfw
#spigot-points
#spigot-solo
2,656 2/5/2006 cyber space
spigot: FOLKS I THINK CYBERSPACE NEEDS AN OFFICIAL FLAG AND SONG AND BIRD AND FLOWER!!!!!!! spigot: STARTING A PETITION AND HANDING IT AROUND spigot: WEIGHING SUGGESTIONS AND FORMING COMMITTEES TO DISCUSS/DEBATE spigot: FLAG: PICTURE OF DOG SHIT spigot: SONG: THE DOG SHIT SONG spigot: BIRD: THE DOG SHIT BIRD????? spigot: FLOWER: LUMP OF DOG SHIT spigot: AMERICA / AMERICA
spigot
#cyberspace
#dogshit
#petition
#spigot-points
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
2,657 2/6/2006 every last one of them
spigot: CHOKING THEM ALL DOWN!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: AT ONCE!!!!!!! spigot: LIKE THE SIGN SAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot
#choking
#spigot-solo
#uncategorized-background
2,658 2/7/2006 yay long and yay thick
spigot: ABOUT YAY LONG AND ABOUT YAY THICK spigot: LADY ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY GESTURES pants: PORK PRODUCTS spigot: MY HAND GESTURES
pants
spigot
#deja-vu
#pants-spigot
#physical-comedy
#sfw
#vanilla-ice
#woodring-stairs-background
2,659 2/8/2006 do not make a mess in here
deuce: PLEASE DO NOT MAKE A MESS IN HERE spigot: NO CENSORSHIP
deuce
spigot
#censorship
#deuce-spigot
#mousehole
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
2,660 2/9/2006 hey stop making fun of me
deuce: HEY STOP MAKING FUN OF ME spigot: I GET A CHOCOLATE SHAKE EVERY CHRISTMAS deuce: I LIKE THE MINT SHAKES ON ST. PATRICK'S DAY FROM MCDONALD'S BUT THEY WON'T LET ME HAVE THEM BECAUSE I'M BLACK spigot: "I'M GOING TO SUCK YOUR FAT DICK AND MAKE YOU PLOW MY ASS" SAID THE QUEEREST VAMPYRE OF THE LOT, COUNT FUCKING FAGGOT deuce: [REDACTED] AWFULLY ENTERTAINING [REDACTED] [REDACTED]
deuce
spigot
#deja-vu
#deuce-spigot
#redacted-text
#vampyre
2,661 2/10/2006 far in the future
pants: I WOULD LIKE YOU TO REACH OVER AND TOUCH ME AT SOME POINT WHILE WE WATCH LETHAL WEAPON TOGETHER ON THE COUCH (PLANNING OUR GAYNESS FAR IN THE FUTURE) ozone: UH ozone: LETHAL WEAPON 2 OR LETHAL WEAPON 3
ozone
pants
#be-gay-with-me
#deja-vu
#gay
#grey-background
#mouth
#ozone-pants
#planning
2,662 2/11/2006 no right or wrong answer
deuce: YES SIR IT'S ME spigot: HI!!!!! deuce: WORD UP !!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: STRAIGHT UP !!!!!!!!!!! spigot: T DEUCE WILL THERE EVER BE A RAINBOW?????????? *BEEP* deuce: UHHHHHHHHHHHHH spigot: EXPLAIN THE JIZZ ALL OVER MY FACE spigot: THERE'S NO RIGHT OR WRONG ANSWER
deuce
spigot
#black-background
#deja-vu
#deuce-spigot
#jizz
#rainbow
2,663 2/12/2006 not cowboys but still quite gay
deuce: I CAN'T QUIT YOU pants: ORBITING LIKE SATELLITES
deuce
pants
#a-love-story
#brokeback-mountain
#cowboy
#deuce-pants
#mountain-background
#sfw
#space
#space-cowboy
2,664 2/13/2006 nobody move this is a cave-in
effigy: MY HEAD HAS CAVED IN deuce: NOW'S MY CHANCE TO LAY EGGS
deuce
effigy
#cave-in
#deuce-effigy
#head
#sfw
#urinal-background
2,665 2/14/2006 best years of our lives
spigot: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THESE ARE THE BEST YEARS OF OUR LIVES!!!!!!! HUHHHHH WE'RE FAT AND NOBODY CARES ABOUT US
spigot
#fat
#hhhhh
#high-school
#obesity
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
2,666 2/15/2006 all in the game
pants: IT'S NOT GAY IF YOU DO IT AT 9600 BAUD (OR HIGHER/LOWER) pants: GREASE MY ARM UP TO MY ELBOW (FOR SOME REASON) pants: WHERE'S SUPERMAN WHEN WE NEED HIM TO BEAT UP THE JAPANESE AND GERMANS pants: IT'S ALL IN THE GAME pants: CHOKING.DLL
pants
#choking
#dc-comics
#filename
#fisting
#funloving-nonsense
#hi-fi
#huffy-pants
#modem
#mountain-background
#not-gay
#pants-solo
#superman
#the-wire
#windows
2,667 2/16/2006 please help i dream this every night and i don't know what it means
: RADICAL : RAVE
pants
#hi-fi
#picture
#rave
#weird-dream
2,668 2/17/2006 taking a test, promptly failing
spigot: TAKING A TEST TO FIGURE OUT WHICH BONEQUEST CHARACTER I AM!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: DISAPPOINTED
spigot
#bonequest-hi-fi
#quiz
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
2,669 2/18/2006 no matter what
pants: DO NOT BOTHER (I WILL JUST END UP EATING IT)
pants
#grey-background
#pants-solo
#sfw
2,670 2/19/2006 no longer allowed to attend the flea market
spigot: HEIL HITLER LADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: PULLING TROUSERS UP spigot: THEN DOWN AGAIN
spigot
#hitler
#physical-comedy
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
2,671 2/20/2006 brackets denote gayness
spigot: [NBC MELODY] spigot: [SEINFELD CORK POPPINGS] spigot: [SOMBER SNL PIANO TWINKLINGS SIGNIFYING THE END OF ANOTHER 90 MINUTES] deuce: [SPORADIC GUNFIRE]
deuce
spigot
#bonequest-hi-fi
#deuce-spigot
#gun
#nbc
#piano
#seinfeld
#snl
#somber
2,672 2/21/2006 deuce and his saucy balls
deuce: I'M CONCERNED YOU DON'T BELIEVE MY BALLS ARE SAUCY ENOUGH pants: KEEP YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM deuce: BECAUSE FUCK YOU THEY'RE SAUCY pants: YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN... SEXY
deuce
pants
#balls
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#hello-world
#huffy-pants
#urinal-background
2,673 2/22/2006 i already blow bone for free
dick: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET POSTIT NOTES WITHOUT A JOB deuce: PROSTITUTION dick: T DEUCE I ALREADY BLOW BONE FOR FREE, I DOUBT ANYONE WOULD PAY ME AT THIS POINT deuce: YOU NEED TO BECOME A VALUE ADDED RESELLER
deuce
dick
#deuce-dick
#drunk-deuce
#prostitute
2,674 2/23/2006 wire not connected
pants: WHAT PART OF I'M THE TIMECOP DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND pants: HOW ABOUT THOSE YAMS THIS YEAR HUH MISTER atandt: BUMPER CROP pants: IF THERE IS A GANGBANG IN THE FOREST AND NOBODY IS THERE TO SEE IT DOES THAT MAKE ME GAY atandt: GET OUT OF HERE I'M TRYING TO POO
atandt
pants
#gangbang
#gay-theory
#poo
#timecop
#woodring-room-background
#yams
2,675 2/24/2006 zig- zag
pants: ZIG-ZAG pants: SLOW BURNING pants: MADE IN FRANCE
pants
#bong
#counterstrike
#marijuana
#pants-solo
#rolling-paper
#uncategorized-background
#zig-zag
2,676 2/25/2006 penis bird
deuce: WHOO HOO deuce: WHY IS THE BIRD PERCHED ON HIS P-P-P- deuce: AND WHY DOES HE HAVE AN ER-R-R- atandt: THAT'S NOT MY PENIS OR MY BIRD
atandt
deuce
#atandt-deuce
#buk-buk
#fighting-irish-pose
#penisbird
#woodring-room-background
2,677 2/26/2006 milf alert
atandt: MILF! pants: WHERE net: RUN deuce: HIDE ME
atandt
deuce
net
pants
#milf
#woodring-room-background
2,678 2/27/2006 picture of a barn (b-side)
pants
#barn
#bonequest-hd
#picture
#sfw
2,679 2/28/2006 down in your hole
pants: HOW YA DOIN' DOWN THERE pants: IN YOUR FUCKING HOLE deuce: GET OFFA ME pants: WATCHING THE MTV
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#hole
#mtv
#woodring-field-background
2,680 3/1/2006 drunk on cock
pants: I COULDN'T BELIEVE WHAT I WAS DOING pants: I WAS DRUNK ON COCK pants: YOU CAN HANG UP THE MODEM NOW
pants
#cocks
#modem
#pants-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
2,681 3/2/2006 every little thing gonna be all right
deuce: I'M AMAZED THAT A MARLEY SON WOULD SMOKE POT deuce: I'M SIMPLY SHOCKED AND HORRIFIED deuce: FIRE THE MISSILES
deuce
#bob-marley
#deuce-solo
#marijuana
#missiles
#woodring-field-background
2,682 3/3/2006 hyper space
pants: WELL FOLKS A HYPERSPACE JUMP IS ALWAYS INTERESTING TO SAY THE LEAST deuce: DID WE ALREADY DO IT OR I THOUGHT WE WERE WAITING FOR THE GREEN LIGHT FROM HOUSTON : http://jerkcity.com/hyperspace.mp3
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dj-rapekit
#mousehole
#rape
#url
#woodring-room-background
2,683 3/4/2006 oughta be a law
ozone: I CAN'T SEE bung: GOD HELP US net: TURN ON THE LIGHTS ozone: WHICH ONE ARE YOU net: NOW I CAN'T SEE (TURN THEM BACK OFF) atandt: WILD EEP ozone: MOUSTACHE POWER net: AND THE CLAMPING CONTINUES dick: GAY CODE FOR SOMETHING OR OTHER
atandt
bung
dick
net
ozone
#black-background
#gay-code
#moustache
#which-one-are-you
2,684 3/5/2006 beware of timecop
pants: WHAT A GREAT DAY TO TAKE A MALE PROSTITUTE OUT TO A NICE LUNCH (HOTPANTS AND ALL) pants: THANK GOD SHOWTIME PICKED UP SPIGOT THE BEAR OTHERWISE I'D HAVE TO RELY ON FAN-FIC AND PODCASTS pants: BEWARE OF TIMECOP
pants
#badly-pasted-title
#bong
#hotpants
#huffy-pants
#male-prostitute
#pants-solo
#photo-background
#podcast
#prostitute
#spigot-the-bear
#timecop
2,685 3/6/2006 a match made in heaven
pants: MY FIST pants: YOUR CUNT pants: FIGHT THE POWER
pants
#cunt
#heaven
#pants-solo
#woodring-field-background
2,686 3/7/2006 global warming
deuce: NO spigot: CAN I HAVE OPS FOR ONCE .(deuce): WITH GOD'S HELP WE CAN STOP GLOBAL WARMING
deuce
spigot
#buttplugs
#deuce-spigot
#filler-panel
#global-warming
#irc
#uncategorized-mosaic-background
2,687 3/8/2006 deepest darkest desires
pants: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN BOYS AND GIRLS pants: IN JUST A FEW MINUTES pants: YOU WILL EXPERIENCE ONE OF THE MOST UNIQUE PAGEANTS PRESENTED ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD pants: BEGINNING IN JUST A FEW MINUTES THANK YOU pants: WE SUGGEST THAT YOU REMAIN IN THE SAME AREA UNTIL THE LIGHTS RETURN TO NORMAL pants: COLORFUL TWINKLING LIGHTS pants: COLORFUL TWINKLING LIGHTS pants: WE SUGGEST THAT YOU REMAIN IN THE SAME AREA UNTIL THE LIGHTS RETURN TO NORMAL spigot: THOSE WITH MEDICAL CONDITIONS WILL BE GIVEN PRIORITY pants: THANK YOU pants: COLORFUL TWINKLING LIGHTS spigot: THIS JUST IN pants: (BONG NOISES) : http://jerkcity.com/lights.mp3
pants
spigot
#bong-noises
#dj-rapekit
#huffy-pants
#pants-spigot
#repetition
#this-just-in
#url
2,688 3/9/2006 thank
pants: BEGINNING IN JUST A-- pants: BEGINNING IN JUST A FEW MINUTES pants: IN ELECTRO-SYNTHAMAGNETIC MUSICAL SOUND ozone: WILDLIFE SPECIALISTS CALMED LOCAL RESIDENTS SAYING THAT SUCH BEHAVIOR ON THE PART OF GORILLAS WAS RATHER UNLIKELY pants: BEGINNING atandt: THE GOVERNOR'S TROOPS HAVE BEEN DISPATCHED TO THE AREA atandt: WE WILL PROVIDE FURTHER INFORMATION AS IT BECOMES AVAILABLE pants: WE'RE SORRY THAT THE WEATHER IS NOT MORE PLEASANT BUT YOU CAN STILL FIND MUCH TO SEE AND DO HERE hanford: (SCREECHES) OH BUENOS DIAS RIGHT HERE BELOW ME IS THE MAGIC GARDEN atandt: AND IT LOOKS AS THOUGH TODAY IS OUR DAY atandt: THANK YOU AND WE HOPE YOU'LL BE BACK TO VISIT US AGAIN SOON pants: THANK YOU
atandt
hanford
ozone
pants
#dj-rapekit
#mousehole
#weird-pants-face
#whisper
#woodring-room-background
2,689 3/10/2006 some kind of horrible error
pants: SEGMENTATION FAULT spigot: (BONG NOISES) pants: (BONG NOISES)
pants
spigot
#bong-noises
#multipants
#multiplicity
#pants-spigot
#unix
2,690 3/11/2006 like a flushing toilet
spigot: SWIRLING AROUND LIKE A FLUSHING TOILET pants: DROWN ME AT 10,000 FEET spigot: FULL CAVITY SEARCH pants: AS A MORLOCK I NEVER THOUGHT I'D JOIN THE MILE HIGH CLUB spigot: ENTERTAIN ME OR DIE pants: WE'RE WAY WAY TOO LOW
pants
spigot
#morlock
#pants-spigot
#toilet
#woodring-field-background
2,691 3/12/2006 fyi
deuce: I'VE BEEN SICK YOU KNOW
deuce
#deuce-solo
#mousehole
#sfw
#sick
#woodring-room-background
2,692 3/13/2006 +bites +clamps
pants: THE BONG LOOKS SAD ozone: DOES IT BITE pants: BITES AND CLAMPS ozone: THAT CAN'T BE GOOD FOR BUSINESS pants: NO MORE MUTANTS
ozone
pants
#bites-and-clamps
#bong
#mousehole
#mutant-registration
#ozone-pants
#title-mismatch
#woodring-room-background
2,693 3/14/2006 by proxy
spigot: PANTS WANTS ME TO ASK WHAT HAPPENED TO THE-- (spigot): WHAT WAS IT AGAIN (pants): THE RIOT SHIELDS IN COUNTER STRIKE spigot: PANTS WANTS ME TO ASK WHAT HAPPENED TO THE RIOT SHIELDS IN COUNTER STRIKE (pants): ALSO TELL THEM DJ RAPEKIT ISN'T A NAME IT'S AN OBJECT
pants
spigot
#counter-strike
#dj-rapekit
#pants-spigot
#whispering
#woodring-room-background
2,694 3/15/2006 coffee table book
pants: BONEQUEST FROM THE AIR (A COFFEETABLE BOOK) pants: SIGN MY PETITION TO FORCE SONY INTO RELEASING THE FIRST SEASON OF SPIGOT THE BEAR ON UMD pants: ALWAYS GET THE MONEY FIRST!!!!!!!! OTHERWISE YOU'RE A STUPID, STUPID WHORE deuce: WHAT THE
deuce
pants
#coy-pants
#huffy-pants
#petition
#shameless-plug
#sony
#spigot-the-bear
#umd
#woodring-field-background
2,695 3/16/2006 population: you
atandt: WELCOME TO BONEQUEST pants: POPULATION: YOU GIVING HEAD TO ALL OF US HAW HAW HAW atandt: UH pants: HELP ME DIG UP THE CEMENT IN THE BASEMENT AND HURRY (THE REALTOR WILL ARRIVE ANY MINUTE) atandt: WHAT pants: TEXT MESSAGE JEAN-CHARLES AND TELL HIM TO COME OVER WITH A RUG
atandt
pants
#basement
#cement
#cocksucking
#haw-haw-haw
#huffy-pants
#jean-charles
#mountain-background
2,696 3/17/2006 forgive me if i am a little jaded
pants: I CAN'T BLOG IF YOU TURN ME INSIDE OUT net: I'M NOT HERE pants: ALSO I ASK THAT YOU MOLEST ME MORE EFFICIENTLY (BEFORE THE LIGHT TURNS GREEN) net: THIS IS NOT HAPPENING pants: SAY WILL YOU TAKE A CHECK net: NOT HERE, NOT HAPPENING
net
pants
#blog
#net-pants
#woodring-field-background
2,697 3/18/2006 motion
pants: AND atandt: AUTOCONTROL IS LOCKED ON AND WE ARE COUNTING THE RETROFIRE pants: PLEASE HOLD ON TO HATS AND GLASSES pants: MOTION IS ABOUT TO OCCUR atandt: MOTION atandt: MOTION spigot: MOTION IS ABOUT TO OCCUR atandt: MOTION IS ABOUT TO OCCUR pants: WITH A LITTLE PRACTICE pants: YOU CAN DO CIRCUS TRICKS THAT WOULD MAKE AN ACROBAT TURN GREEN WITH ENVY
atandt
pants
spigot
#atandt-pants-spigot
#dj-rapekit
#huffy-pants
#repetition
#url
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-field-background
2,698 3/19/2006 performance art
(deuce): QUIET DICKSUCKING deuce: ANGRY DICKSUCKING (deuce): QUIET DICKSUCKING deuce: PEACE !!! deuce: THANK YOU deuce: THAT WAS MY PERFORMANCE ART deuce: IT WAS REALLY REALLY AWFUL LIKE ALL GOOD PERFORMANCE ART SHOULD BE
deuce
#cocksucking
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#performance-art
#whisper
#woodring-field-background
2,699 3/20/2006 constantly battering your asshole
net: LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES: THERE ARE DICKS CONSTANTLY BATTERING YOUR ASSHOLE deuce: SO TRUE
deuce
net
#deuce-net
#dicks
#forrest-gump
#hole
#rape
#woodring-field-background
2,700 3/21/2006 jerkcity 2,700
deuce: IS THIS THE PART WHERE SPIGOT EXPOSES HIMSELF AND deuce: UH deuce: AND WE ALL UNCOMFORTABLY PRETEND WE CAN'T SEE HIM
deuce
spigot
#censored
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#mountain-background
2,701 3/22/2006 never say no
rands: UNCONSCIOUS GIRLS NEVER SAY NO !!!! pants: YOU'RE A LONG WAY FROM YOUR BLOG AREN'T YOU
pants
rands
#blog
#rape
2,702 3/23/2006 a piece of that
pants: I'M GONNA GET A PIECE OF THAT deuce: SIR I ONLY GIVE IT UP TO THOSE WORTHY pants: I GOT MONEY deuce: I CHARGE AT LEAST 10 CENTS pants: HOLD ON deuce: PRICE IS UP TO 15 CENTS pants: I HAVE 7 pants: WAIT pants: 6 deuce: OKAY BACK DOWN TO 10 CENTS pants: WHAT IF I SPURT WHILE WE DICKER deuce: LOOK I'M JUST THE CLERK BEHIND THE COUNTER I CAN'T MAKE POLICY
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
2,703 3/24/2006 deuce has a stroke
spigot: WITH A HOCUS POCUS / YOU'RE IN FOCUS spigot: YOU'RE THE STAR TODAY / HOORAY spigot: SMILE / YOU'RE HAVING A STROKE deuce: HURRRRRR THUMP
deuce
spigot
#candid-camera
#deuce-spigot
#sfw
#singing
2,704 3/25/2006 on touching dicks in these post-9/11 times
bung: T DEUCE WANNA TOUCH DICKS? deuce: T BUNG I DON'T SEE WHY NOT deuce: WE ARE AN ARCLIGHT EXCEPT THE PROBES ARE MADE OF DICK INSTEAD OF CARBON AND INSTEAD OF ELECTRICITY IT'S JIZZ AND LOVE deuce: SO I GUESS IT'S NOT REALLY AN ARCLIGHT AFTER ALL
bung
deuce
#arclight
#bung-deuce
#drunk-deuce
#post-911
#science
#touching-dicks
#woodring-stairs-background
2,705 3/26/2006 for the love of country
deuce: WHERE IS THE LOVE spigot: T DEUCE HE'S HOLDING THE LOVE BEHIND HIS BACK pants: I DON'T KNOW (CONCEALING SOMETHING BEHIND HIS BACK) deuce: MOTHERFUCKER
deuce
pants
spigot
#bonequest-hi-fi
#deuce-pants-spigot
2,706 3/27/2006 the letter q
pants: JERKCITY IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER Q : Q : Q Q : Q Q pants: AND THE NUMBER (TRANSMISSION GARBLED) : ? atandt: YOU SMELL LIKE SOUR MILK (NOT THE GOOD KIND WAS RE: GAY CODE) : ? ? ? pants: THANK YOU FOR MAKING JERKCITY THE FATTEST GAYEST COMIC STRIP ON THE INTERNETS : POST NO BILLS
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#gay-code
#gay-fatness
#the-good-kind
#urinal-background
2,707 3/28/2006 in which
dick: T DEUCE I'M GOING TO STOP BY THE COCK SHOP ON THE WAY HOME TODAY - NEED ANYTHING ? deuce: I WOULD LIKE A COCK dick: T DEUCE CAN DO deuce: ON SECOND THOUGHT MAKE IT A COCK dick: T DEUCE WHAT SIZE/COLOR ? deuce: SURPRISE ME
deuce
dick
#deuce-dick
2,708 3/29/2006 get a mop
spigot: SQUIRRRRRRRRRRRRRHURRRRRRRDGLPKTH deuce: GET A MOP spigot: I'M REALLY OKAY!!!!!!! spigot: HURRRRRRR BROOM HANDLE IN MY ASS AND MOUTH
deuce
spigot
#abner-louima
#black-background
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#mouth
2,709 3/30/2006 touching on me
pants: T DEUCE WHEN I ACCUSE YOU OF SEXUAL MISCONDUCT (TOUCHING ON ME) I WANT YOU TO BLOG THE WHOLE THING (FROM START TO MY DEATH) deuce: HALUGUHLHALAG spigot: SO MUCH DICK I CAN HARDLY CLOSE MY MOUTH LET ALONE SAY NO deuce: HALUGHULAG HULBALGUAG AGHULAGULAG pants: DON'T HOLD BACK LET IT ALL COME UP pants: THAT'S THE STUFF deuce: BLAGUAH GLBALUBHAGAG
deuce
pants
spigot
#black-background
#blog
#deuce-pants-spigot
#dick
#rape
2,710 3/31/2006 please sign my online petition
spigot: PLEASE SIGN MY PETITION TO BRING SPIGOT THE BEAR BACK TO FOX pants: WHAT HAPPENED WITH SHOWTIME spigot: BUCKLES AND / BUCKLES AND spigot: BUCKLES AND BOWS
pants
spigot
#frasier
#mountain-background
#pants-spigot
#petition
#redacted
#sfw
#spigot-the-bear
2,711 4/1/2006 a very special episode of spigot the bear
spigot: NUTS spigot: I'M SORRY THAT WAS INAPPROPRIATE
spigot
#inappropriate
#nuts
#nuts-of-spigot
#spigot-solo
#spigot-the-bear
#woodring-field-background
2,712 4/2/2006 ode to bonghits (all nine of them)
pants: SOMETIMES WHEN I TAKE BONGHITS I SEE FRACTALS ozone: YOU GAIN EXPERIENCE POINTS EACH TIME THAT HAPPENS pants: OTHER TIMES I GET THE BUZZIES atandt: WHICH ONE ARE YOU AGAIN pants: THIS TIME IT'S JUST THE MUNCHIES hanford: WHY ARE YOUR PUPILS DILATED (ALL NINE OF THEM)
atandt
hanford
ozone
pants
#bonequest-hd
#bonghit
#huffy-pants
#mountain-background
#which-one-are-you
#xp
2,713 4/3/2006 is that even something
deuce: T NET LET'S UNDRESS EACH OTHER WITH OUR HANDS net: IS THAT EVEN SOMETHING
deuce
net
#deuce-net
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
2,714 4/4/2006 hurrrrrrrrr
: Meet deuce (left) and spigot (right) who will be our hosts today. deuce: HUHHHHHHHHH spigot: HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR spigot: MINE WAS LONGER
deuce
spigot
#caption
#contest
#deuce-spigot
#lowercase
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
2,715 4/5/2006 why spigot left the room
deuce: DID SPIGOT LEAVE BECAUSE I FARTED deuce: BECAUSE I DIDN'T MEAN TO FART ON HIM deuce: I MEAN LITERALLY FART IN HIS FACE AND HOLD HIM DOWN UNTIL THE FART WAFTED AWAY deuce: BUT SOMETHING INSIDE MADE ME DO IT deuce: BASICALLY I'M SAYING BLAME MY INSIDES, NOT ME
deuce
#deuce-solo
#farts
2,716 4/6/2006 a fat gay goth standing on the edge of the information apocalpyse
spigot: CHUBBY HUBBY SEEKS AFTERNOON HOOKER!!!!! spigot: MUST LIKE LIVING WITH MOM AND SLEEPING W/NINTENDO CARTS spigot: THIS TIME I'M A FAT GAY GOTH STANDING ON THE EDGE OF THE INFORMATION APOCALYPSE!!!!! spigot: CAN A ZINE SAVE THE WORLD?!?!?!?!?!? spigot: I WOULD LIKE MORE ALLOWANCE
spigot
#fat
#goth
#prostitute
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
#zine
2,717 4/7/2006 get out
deuce: IT'S NOT WORKING AGAIN spigot: I WILL BE BABE THE PIG AND YOU CAN BE BABE THE BLUE OX spigot: HURMPH spigot: YOU ARE REALLY MAKIN BACON deuce: GET OUT
deuce
spigot
#babe
#bacon
#sfw
#white-background
2,718 4/9/2006 picture of a hallway (where you go when you die)
pants
#hospital-background
#picture
2,719 4/10/2006 short but thick
deuce: DICKS, ETC. spigot: I WISH WE COULD AT LEAST TALK FIRST
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#dicks
#mousehole
#sodomy
#spurty-frog
#woodring-room-background
2,720 4/11/2006 spigot the bear season finale
: Spigot the Bear will not be seen tonight. Instead, we bring you this episode of Jerkcity featuring "Pants". Enjoy! pants: WE INTERRUPT THIS BROADCAST FOR MUTUAL MASTURBATION pants: OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING
spigot
#caption
#flappity-bats
#huffy-pants
#masturbation
#pants-solo
#spigot-the-bear
#woodring-field-background
2,721 4/12/2006 you know it
pants: CHOW DOWN pants: RIGHT NOW pants: I BEG OF YOU pants: MSNBC INVESTIGATES DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER INVESTIGATING MY BALLS pants: WHY O WHY pants: I CALLED THEM AND I'M ALL HEY MY BALLS BUT THEY'RE ALL HANGING UP deuce: WHAT IS IT ABOUT/AROUND YOUR BALLS THAT NEEDS INVESTIGATING (LIKE I DON'T KNOW) pants: LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW
deuce
pants
#balls
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#msnbc
2,722 4/13/2006 dong ong ong ong ong ong
spigot: HANDS UP WHO NEEDS A DONG spigot: DONG ONG ONG ONG ONG ONG ONG ONG ONG pants: IS THE DONG ECHOING spigot: THAT'S A TWO-PART QUESTION CLOMP CLOMP *SLAM* pants: HE'LL BE BACK (OH HE'LL BE BACK ALL RIGHT)
pants
spigot
#asking-two-questions
#clomp
#clomp-clomp-slam
#pants-spigot
#physical-comedy
#woodring-room-background
2,723 4/14/2006 f
pants: I'M A GIANT AMAZON ANT LOOK AT ME deuce: I'M A BANANA SPLIT (NOT VERY IMAGINATIVE)
deuce
pants
#amazon
#ant
#banana
#deuce-pants
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
2,724 4/15/2006 the show must go on
(ozone): HE SAID YOU HAVE SHIT IN YOUR BEARD pants: THE SHOW MUST GO ON ozone: THE SYSTEM IS BEING SHUT DOWN NOW ! ! ! pants: I WISH THE SYSTEM WOULD SHUT DOWN ON MY COCK !!! pants: AND CAPTURE IT... pants: LIKE A BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLY deuce: AND THEN HOLD IT FOREVER AND EVER pants: AMEN deuce: BEAT OFF INTO MY OPEN HANDS (CUPPED) pants: I AM TRYING BUT YOUR MANIACAL FACIAL EXPRESSION MAKES IT OOF OOF HERE YA GO LITTLE FELLA
deuce
ozone
pants
#beard
#beating-off
#deuce-ozone-pants
#shutdown-now
#unix
#whisper
#woodring-stairs-background
2,725 4/16/2006 flappity vampire bats
pants: VAMPYRE BATS ??? deuce: FLAPPITY FLAP FLAP pants: THEY ARE FLAPPING AND BONKING INTO SHIT, KNOCKING STUFF DOWN AND OTHERWISE CAUSING ALL KINDS OF TROUBLE pants: I WENT INTO THE SECRET ROOM EXPECTING TO SEE CREATED BY WARREN ROBINETT AND INSTEAD THERE WAS JUST A FUCKING STARBUCKS THERE deuce: GHLAGHLUAHGULAG
deuce
pants
#adventure
#atari
#bat
#deuce-pants
#flap
#flappity-bat
#huffy-pants
#starbucks
#uncategorized-mosaic-background
#vampyre
#vampyre-bats
2,726 4/17/2006 not girls, not fast cars
pants: SERIOUSLY, FLAPPITY BATS ARE ON MY MIND THESE DAYS (NOT GIRLS, NOT FAST CARS, NOT PUNCHING PROSTITUTES AND RUNNING AWAY, JUST FLAPPITY BATS) pants: SITTING ON THE TOILET, FORCING MY BIG WHITE DOPEY AMERICAN DICK TO POINT DOWN INTO THE BOWL INSTEAD OF SQUIRTING PISS ALL OVER THE HERE AND THERE ozone: WINDOWSMEHARD DISK PICTURE 1 pants: IF YOU THINK THIS IS EASY YOU SHOULD TRY IT
ozone
pants
#bat
#dj-rapekit
#flappity-bat
#green-background
#huffy-pants
#ozone-pants
#piss
#prostitute
#prostitutes
#toilet
#windows-me
2,727 4/18/2006 no credit card required
pants: PLANET AOL spigot: 1175 HOURS FREE FOR 50 DAYS
pants
spigot
#aol
#marijuana
#pants-spigot
#urinal-background
2,728 4/19/2006 eye contact in the bathroom
deuce: LOOKING GENERALLY IN YOUR DIRECTION (BUT NOT DIRECTLY) spigot: NO EYE CONTACT IN THE BATHROOM pants: PLANET AOL pants: 1175 HOURS FREE pants: NO CREDIT CARD REQUIRED spigot: FUCKING SHUT UP
deuce
pants
spigot
#aol
#deja-vu
#deuce-pants-spigot
#fucking-shut-up
#grey-background
#masturbation
2,729 4/20/2006 a close one
spigot: PORN SLOTH deuce: THE EIGHTH DEADLY SIN bung: SHHH, HERE COMES DAD bung: FAG! bung: HOLD THAT DOG STILL OR ELSE deuce: PHEW THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE HE ALMOST SAW US
bung
deuce
spigot
#bestiality
#black-background
#bung-deuce-spigot
#dog
#porn
#zoophilia
2,730 4/21/2006 limbo
pants: COCKS deuce: WHO ASKED YOU spigot: UP YOURS
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
2,731 4/22/2006 a very emotional episode of spigot the bear
: Left: Pants : Right: Spigot spigot: WINE FORUM pants: LET'S TALK ABOUT WOMEN'S ISSUES spigot: IT'S OKAY TO SAY YOU WANT IT ON YOUR FACE EVEN IF YOU DON'T
pants
spigot
#caption
#facial
#grey-background
#huffy-pants
#pants-spigot
#spigot-the-bear
2,732 4/23/2006 punch duh hoooo dial tone
spigot: I'M SPIGOT FROM JERKCITY!!! spigot: PUNCH DUH FORGET spigot: PUNCH DUH SIT
spigot
#gay
#gay-underwear-sex
#physical-comedy
#sex
#spigot-solo
#telephony
#underwear
#white-background
2,733 4/24/2006 jerkcity forever
spigot: MY MOUTH IS A ROCKY PLACE WHERE YOUR SEED CAN FIND NO PURCHASE pants: CALL THE ENCLAVE
pants
spigot
#den-background
#enclave
#huffy-pants
#pants-spigot
#viscera
2,734 4/25/2006 40 miles to the opposite rim
atandt: CHILDREN UNDER AGE 7 MUST BE ACCOMPANIED BY AN ADULT ozone: EACH ONE IS ABLE TO SUPPORT MORE THAN 13 TONS deuce: AND YOU CAN SEE HOW BIG IT REALLY IS deuce: AND TOGETHER STRETCH FOR ALMOST 1/4 MILE atandt: 2.5 TIMES MORE THAN MOUNT EVEREST (THE HIGHEST POINT ON EARTH) ozone: THIS SUPER-IMPOSED OUTLINE OF THE UNITED STATES ozone: WILL GIVE YOU AN IDEA OF ITS SIZE atandt: IT'S 370 MILES WIDE AT THE BASE deuce: AND OVER 100 FEET IN LENGTH ozone: AND OVER 75,000 FEET AT THE TOP atandt: BUT THAT'S 40 MILES TO THE OPPOSITE RIM ozone: AND THAT FIGURE INCREASES EACH YEAR atandt: 23 FEET IN HEIGHT atandt: 23 FEET IN HEIGHT deuce: AND YOU CAN SEE HOW BIG IT REALLY IS atandt: 23 FEET IN HEIGHT ozone: HANDSOME FUNCTIONAL DESIGN ozone: HAS BEEN COMBINED ozone: WITH TRADITIONAL BEAUTY AND ELEGANCE deuce: AND YOU CAN SEE HOW BIG IT REALLY IS atandt: AND THAT FIGURE INCREASES EACH YEAR atandt: AANNDD TTHHAATT FFIIGGUURREE IINNCCRREEAASSEESS EEAACCHH YYEEAARR deuce: RUGGED, EASY-TO-CLEAN PLASTIC LAMINATES deuce: ARE USED ON ALL THE deuce: COUNTER, CABINET AND WALL SURFACES ozone: THE FLOORS ON WHICH YOU ARE WALKING ozone: THE FLOORS ON WHICH YOU ARE WALKING ozone: THE FLOORS ON WHICH YOU ARE WALKING ozone: THE FLOORS ON WHICH YOU ARE WALKING ozone: THE FLOORS ON WHICH YOU ARE WALKING ozone: THE FLOORS ON WHICH YOU ARE WALKING ozone: THE FLOORS THE FLOORS ON WHICH YOU ARE WALKING ozone: THE FLOORS THE FLOORS THE FLOORS ON WHICH YOU ARE WALKING ozone: THE FLOORS ON WHICH YOU ARE WALKING ozone: THE FLOORS ON WHICH YOU ARE WALKING
atandt
deuce
ozone
#balls
#dj-rapekit
#drunk-deuce
#overlong
#remix
#repetition
#somber-deuce
#title-mismatch
#url
#woodring-stairs-background
2,735 4/26/2006 rain e s a coatc
atandt: LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS pants: AUUUUUGGH atandt: BRING A RAINCOAT spigot: I'M LICKING DICKS pants: YOU BET deuce: JESUS FUCK pants: I AM GERMANY'S UBERQUEER atandt: I'M NEXT
atandt
deuce
pants
spigot
#atandt-deuce-pants-spigot
#black-background
#dicklicking
#fighting-irish-pose
2,736 4/27/2006 just waiting for the go-ahead
pants: COCKS? deuce: MAYBE pants: NOW WE'RE TALKING deuce: I WAS JUST WAITING FOR THE GO-AHEAD
deuce
pants
#cocks
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#huffy-pants
#woodring-room-background
2,737 4/28/2006 in which pants scares spigot with the weird pants face
spigot: EEK deuce: YOU SCARED HIM AWAY pants: YES PEOPLE ARE FRIGHTENED OF ME AND MY WIDE MOUTH pants: WHICH BY THE WAY IS EXCELLENT FOR SHOVING CRICKETS AND OTHER FOOD INTO
deuce
pants
spigot
#bonequest-hi-fi
#cricket
#deuce-pants-spigot
#fat
#fatness
#mouth
#mouth-of-pants
#sfw
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-room-background
2,738 4/29/2006 please pass the dick
spigot: PLEASE PASS THE DICK deuce: NO spigot: PLEASE PASS THE DICK deuce: NO!!!!!!!! spigot: PASS THE DICK??????? pants: MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THE MOTHERFUCKING PLANE
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#dick
#movies
#repetition
2,739 4/30/2006 everything in their path
spigot: PLEASE CAN I JUST HAVE ONE COCK deuce: LIKE ARMY ANTS THEY DEVOUR EVERYTHING IN THEIR PATH
deuce
spigot
#deja-vu
#deuce-spigot
#uncategorized-mosaic-background
2,740 5/1/2006 that good one homosexual
: Net (pictured left) first appeared in Jerkcity #150 (1999). Pants (right) first appeared in Jerkcity #2 (1998). They have been trapped here ever since. net: AGGRESSIVE DICKS pants: THE BEST KIND net: PUSHING ON YOU pants: NO REGRETS
net
pants
#bored-pants
#caption
#german
#net-pants
#stage-directions
#title-mismatch
2,741 5/2/2006 did it die
spigot: MY BONER'S FLOATING UP TO HEAVEN deuce: T SPIGOT DID IT DIE spigot: IT JUST THINKS THERE ARE MORE FAGS AND STALLS IN HEAVEN THEN HERE LOCKED AND BOUND AMONG THE MORTAL COILS OF EARTH spigot: I.E. THE SUCKING atandt: WETNURSE PLZ
atandt
deuce
spigot
#atandt-deuce-spigot
#deja-vu
#fighting-irish-pose
#grey-background
#heaven
#shakespeare
#typo
2,742 5/3/2006 not the face
spigot: NOT THE FACE spigot: OH THAT'S JUST GREAT pants: NOW I'LL HAVE TO WEAR A SCARF spigot: I RAN INTO A DOOR AND THERE BEHIND THE DOOR WAS YES, A COCK pants: A MOUSETRAP ON THE TIP OF MY DICK pants: GREAT UNDERGROUND ADVENTURE MY ASS THIS IS A GAY TOILET spigot: I'M GOING TO UPLOAD AN AVI OF WHAT GOES ON BEHIND THE DOOR pants: !!?? spigot: WAIT I MIGHT BE ON THERE pants: TOO LATE NOW, BEATING OFF ANYWAY
pants
spigot
#beating-off
#deja-vu
#filetype
#infocom
#mousetrap
#pants-spigot
#punctuation
#urinal-background
2,743 5/4/2006 another true story
deuce: DO YOU THINK IF I HELD MY NEIGHBORS DOWN AND FILLED THEM WITH PISS THEY WOULD QUIET DOWN spigot: I AM THAT PISS
deuce
spigot
#black-background
#deuce-spigot
#piss
2,744 5/5/2006 in it for the money (clean)
:Censored by U.S. Govt. pants: I'M IN THIS FOR THE [REDACTED] PEOPLE pants: NOT FOR THE [REDACTED] OR THE [REDACTED] OR ALL THE REALLY GREAT DRUGS spigot: NEXT TIME WE TRY A CRAZY STUNT LET'S INVOLVE COCKS IN THE DARKNESS
pants
spigot
#caption
#censored
#pants-spigot
#redacted-text
#woodring-stairs-background
2,745 5/6/2006 you heard it here first
pants: WHACK ME WITH A SHOVEL (I'M A MOLE)
pants
#abstract
#no-greytext
#pants-solo
#uncategorized-background
2,746 5/7/2006 love for me
atandt: DOES ANYONE HAVE LOVE FOR ME deuce: HMM deuce: LET'S SEE deuce: NOPE atandt: OH
atandt
deuce
#atandt-deuce
#atandt-deuce-disconnect
#fighting-irish-pose
#grey-background
#love
#sfw
#spigot-the-bear
2,747 5/8/2006 gay chat line
spigot: IF I CALL A GAY CHAT LINE CAN THEY SEE ME WITH THEIR GAY DICKS OR WHAT'S THE DEAL spigot: BECAUSE I'M A REAL WHIZ WITH DICKS pants: LET MY PEOPLE GO spigot: FUCK OFF
pants
spigot
#grey-background
2,748 5/9/2006 someone has a socket bug
atandt: SOMEONE HAS A SOCKET BUG deuce: NOT ME atandt: NO NOT YOU deuce: UH deuce: JERKING
atandt
deuce
#atandt-deuce
#tcp-ip
#urinal-background
2,749 5/10/2006 cojhglubblhuggle
spigot: GIMME A C pants: C spigot: GIMME AN O pants: O spigot: GIMME A J pants: J spigot: GIMME AN H pants: H spigot: GIMME A G pants: G spigot: GIMME AN L pants: L spigot: GIMME A U pants: U spigot: GIMME A B pants: B spigot: GIMME A B pants: B spigot: GIMME AN L pants: L spigot: GIMME AN H pants: H spigot: GIMME A U pants: U spigot: GIMME A G pants: G spigot: GIMME A G pants: G spigot: GIMME AN L pants: L spigot: GIMME AN E pants: E spigot: WHAT DOES THAT SPELL pants: HOLD ON A MINUTE pants: COJHGLUBBLHUGGLE!?!???? pants: WHAT YOU YOU MEAN MY TIME IS UP pants: I PUT FOUR QUARTERS IN THE SLOT spigot: PARK N SUCK
pants
spigot
#bonequest-hi-fi
#cojhglubblhuggle
#overlong
#pants-spigot
#park-n-suck
#spelling
2,750 5/11/2006 moustache power
spigot: JERKCITY IS PROUD TO OFFER A SMOKE, DRUG AND ALCOHOL-FREE WORKPLACE spigot: ALSO FYI WE'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU'D KEEP THE LIQUOR AT HOME spigot: THERE'S A TIME AND PLACE FOR KNOCKIN BOOTY, PLEASE USE DISCRETION
spigot
#comics-code
#comics-code-approved
#hayes-code
#hr-policy
#moustache
#spigot-solo
2,751 5/12/2006 run and hide
pants: WAR OF THE WORLDS ALIEN SOUND BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG
pants
#aliens
#high-res
#pants-solo
#sfw
#urinal-background
#war-of-the-worlds
2,752 5/13/2006 kilroy was here
pants: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO BEAT OFF AS WE ARE IN PUBLIC NOW pants: I'M TAKING A SHIT ON YOUR CHEST deuce: NOT AGAIN pants: FANTASY ROLE-PLAYING
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#wide-panel
2,753 5/14/2006 little tiny peoples
: KRAKOOM! pants: FEAR NOT TINY PEOPLES, I ONLY PLAN TO EAT SOME OF YOU uncredited tiny woman: JESUS! uncredited tiny man: SON OF A BITCH!
pants
#jesus
#onomatopoeia
#pants-solo
#tiny-peoples
#uncredited-character
#white-background
#wide-panel
2,754 5/15/2006 wait hang on
spigot: I'M GOING TO LET MY BRAIN DRIVE MY PC spigot: WAIT HANG ON EGG MCMUFFINS
spigot
#abstract
#egg-mcmuffin
#mcdonalds
#sfw
#wide-panel
#woodring-room-background
2,755 5/16/2006 your soggy towels
pants: YOU ARE LIKE A WASHING MACHINE IN THAT I WILL OPEN YOUR LID AND RE-ARRANGE YOUR SOGGY TOWELS TO ASSURE A BALANCED LOAD deuce: MY COUNTRY 'TIS OF THEE pants: BUT FIRST... pants: LET'S SEE WHAT'S UNDER THIS KILT OF YOURS, LAD deuce: PAIN AND BLINDNESS
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#kilt
#laundry
#patriotism
#sfw
#singing
#woodring-stairs-background
2,756 5/17/2006 really warm in here
spigot: IT'S REALLY WARM IN HERE FOLKS deuce: I HEAR THAT spigot: COULD SOMEONE PLEASE TURN DOWN THE FAT pants: MAYBE OPEN A GAY WINDOW
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#fat
#gay
#photo-background
2,757 5/18/2006 dicks (part 1 of 2)
pants: DICKS pants: (THEY BITE) pants: THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE TO CHOMP THE HEAD OFF FIRST deuce: REALLY
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#series
2,758 5/19/2006 dicks (part 2 of 2)
pants: OF COURSE YOU'RE LEFT WITH SPURTING BLOOD pants: FROM THE HEADLESS DICK deuce: I SEE pants: BUT IF YOU START AT THE BALLS END YOU STAND A CHANCE OF BEING BADLY BITTEN deuce: COULD YOU PLEASE GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY BALLS
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#series
2,759 5/20/2006 cover your head and neck with your arms
atandt: ATTENTION SPACE TRAVELLERS pants: WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO HEAR ACTUALLY HAPPENED ozone: PUT ON STURDY SHOES atandt: PLEASE KEEP YOUR PARTY TOGETHER AS YOU WALK THROUGH THE TURNSTILES ozone: COVER YOUR HEAD AND NECK WITH YOUR ARMS pants: MAKE SURE YOU KNOW THE NEW HOMELAND SECURITY spigot: HURR-HUH UHH-BUH atandt: BE SURE TO TAPE CRACKS FOR EXTRA PROTECTION hanford: BUSINESS PRODUCING HAZARDOUS WASTE pants: AND IF IT MEANS PLAYING LIKE YOU DID TODAY, I'LL BE THERE EVERY DAY atandt: A MESSAGE FROM THE U.S. DEPT OF AGRICULTURE spigot: HURR-HUH UHH-BUH ozone: COVER YOUR HEAD AND NECK WITH YOUR ARMS ozone: COVER YOUR HEAD AND NECK WITH YOUR ARMS ozone: COVER YOUR HEAD AND NECK WITH YOUR ARMS ozone: COVER YOUR HEAD AND NECK WITH YOUR ARMS ozone: COVER YOUR HEAD AND NECK WITH YOUR ARMS ozone: COVER YOUR HEAD AND NECK WITH YOUR ARMS
atandt
hanford
ozone
pants
spigot
#dj-rapekit
#mountain-background
#repetition
#url
2,760 5/21/2006 hey queernuts
deuce: HEY QUEERNUTS deuce: HOLY CHRIST ABOVE I'M A HAPPY CAMPER spigot: LET'S SING ABOUT BEING DRUNK AND SMOOSH CANS deuce: T SPIGOT I PREFER TO SIMPLY YELL RATHER THAN TRYING TO FORM NOTES spigot: SLURPING LIKE A BABOON
deuce
spigot
#christ
#deuce-spigot
#queernuts
#woodring-field-background
2,761 5/22/2006 veuillez porter juste la robe
pants: T SPIGOT PLEASE JUST WEAR THE DRESS AND DANCE AROUND spigot: DOO DEE BOO I'M A BALLERINA spigot: DOO BONK MY TOE pants: DO YOU WANT AN AMBULANCE spigot: I JUST NEED TO SIT HERE FOR A MINUTE
pants
spigot
#al-comedy
#cats
#dance
#dress
#mousehole
#pants-spigot
#physic
#sfw
#stubbed-toe
#woodring-room-background
2,762 5/23/2006 tous qu'il sait
: mesdames et messieurs, pantalon et deux de banlieue noire de secousse-ville deuce: HI KITTY pants: COCKSUCKING IS ALL I KNOW deuce: WELL GET STARTED THEN
deuce
pants
#caption
#censored
#cocksucking
#deuce-pants
#french
#kitty
#nonstandard-title-panel
#redacted-text
#title-mismatch
#woodring-field-background
2,763 5/24/2006 too fat for the cheerleading squad
: SPIGOT POOFS INTO THE ROOM LIKE A QUEER VAMPIRE deuce: HGLAHGLAHLGHLAUAG spigot: GIMME A B!!!! GIMME A HURRRRR deuce: CHEERLEADING FOR FUN AND PROFIT spigot: HANG ON I HAVE TO GO THROW UP IN THE TOILET BECAUSE I'M TOO FAT FOR THE SQUAD
deuce
spigot
#bulimia
#caption
#cheerleading
#deuce-spigot
#eating-disorders
#toilet
#vampyre
#viscera
2,764 5/25/2006 porn trap
pants: OKAY FINE YES I STOP TO LOOK AT PORN SPRAYS ALL RIGHT pants: IT'S LIKE KRYPTONITE I GOTTA STOP pants: "WOW TWO GIRLS" BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP DEATH BY PORN TRAP
pants
#gaming
#pants-solo
#porn
#video-games
#woodring-den-background
2,765 5/26/2006 licking the dick loudly
deuce: HS1MF108.JPG deuce: THERE'S SPURT ON THAT THERE FACE spigot: WHO DUH HUH WHERE DIR??????????? pants: DING DONG spigot: I'LL GET IT spigot: HONK BONK CLONK OFF OW SON OF A CRASH BANG BONK spigot: WHO IS IT : SPIGOT CREAKS THE DOOR OPEN SLOWLY spigot: LICKING THE DICK LOUDLY spigot: HEAR IT: LLLLLL LLLLL LLLLLLL LLLLLLL LLLLLLL LLLL
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#dicklicking
#filename
#honk
#physical-comedy
#porn
#spurt
#title-mismatch
#woodring-stairs-background
2,766 5/27/2006 church of jerkcity, the
pants: LET US PRAY TO WHATEVER'S UP THERE
pants
#church
#mountain-background
#pants-solo
#title-mismatch
2,767 5/28/2006 another exciting episode coming right up
spigot: HERE'S DORKY spigot: PLEASE CALL ME MR. FAT spigot: LATER DIPSHITS
spigot
#fat
#spigot-solo
#spigot-the-bear
#title-mismatch
#woodring-room-background
2,768 5/29/2006 broom
pants: MAYBE WE COULD POP YOU UP THERE FOR THE DAY pants: CLEAN THE WHOLE FUCKING PLACE UP pants: MAKE IT NICE FOR OUR SHUTTLE PILOTS deuce: I'M UP FOR THAT deuce: I CAN BREATHE IN SPACE BY THE WAY pants: EXCELLENT deuce: THAT'S BECAUSE I'M THE SYSTEM NINJA pants: I BET YOU MAKE NOISE TOO deuce: FLAPPITY FLAP FLAP pants: ALSO I'M A NEWS ADMIN pants: AND A LEVEL 2 VAMPYRE pants: WILL YOU GET THOSE FLAPPITY BATS OUT OF HERE deuce: GET A BROOM
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#flappity-bats
#grey-background
#huffy-pants
#space
#system-ninja
#vampyre
#viscera
2,769 5/30/2006 crowbar
: Antarctic Circle pants: KNOCKING THE COCKS DOWN USING MY PSYCHIC POWERS (AND A CROWBAR) : 70 Biscoe, 1831 : Bellin[obscured]lsen, 1820
pants
#antarctica
#cocks
#pants-solo
#photo-background
#title-mismatch
#weird-pants-face
2,770 5/31/2006 your face, my dong
deuce: I DON'T THINK THAT YOU PEOPLE ARE TAKING ME SERIOUSLY (GHLAGHLAGHLGA) pants: (HAUGHAULGAHLGAG) WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT HULAGHAULGHALG
deuce
pants
#antarctica
#deuce-pants
#dicklicking
#map
#photo-background
2,771 6/1/2006 blind from the dizzy/so sue me
pants: I CAN'T SEE (BLIND FROM THE DIZZY) spigot: THE SAME THING HAPPENED WITH ME !!! ONLY I WASN'T AT WORK spigot: I WAS GRABBING COCKS THROUGH THE GLORYHOLES AT A CONTRA COSTA COUNTY ADULT BOOKSTORE spigot: NOW THAT BRINGS ME WAY BACK spigot: HOLY CRAP PLEASE NOT THAT FAR BACK spigot: HURTING spigot: CHOKING ON MY OWN EMBARRASSMENT pants: THEN WHAT HAPPENED spigot: WISH I COULD DRIVE MY VAN BACK TO THE YMCA AND FILL IT WITH BOYS
pants
spigot
#adult-bookstore
#contra-costa-county
#dizzy
#glory-hole
#grey-background
#pants-spigot
#pedophilia
2,772 6/2/2006 which way you going about it anyway
deuce: CAN I BORROW $1000 FOR A PENIS OPERATION pants: WHICH WAY YOU GOIN', LARGER OR SMALLER deuce: I WANT TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A FLOWER pants: AHHH deuce: CAN THEY SHAPE IT LIKE A DUCK OR WHAT pants: I WAS GOING TO SUGGEST WIDER TOO
deuce
pants
#bonequest-hd
#deuce-pants
2,773 6/3/2006 conquer bonequest itself
deuce: BONEQUEST IS NOT FUNNY *AGAIN* spigot: THE ASTERISKS REALLY *LEAP* OUT AND MAKE ME NOT CARE
deuce
spigot
#asterisks
#deuce-spigot
#meta
#punctuation
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
2,774 6/4/2006 play with my balls
spigot: PANTS AND DEUCE WILL NOT BE AROUND FOR A WHILE (ARRESTED BY S.H.I.E.L.D.) spigot: I ASKED YOU TO PLAY WITH MY BALLS IN A GENTLE SQUEEZY WAY AND INSTEAD YOU PINCH THEM, KICK THEM TO THE POINT OF NUMBNESS AND BLUENESS?????????????? spigot: THAT IS NO WAY TO BEHAVE
spigot
#arrested-by-shield
#balls
#genital-mutilation
#mountain-background
#spigot-solo
2,775 6/5/2006 male testicle
spigot: DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY SOMETIMES EERIE, SOMETIMES ZANY BUT ALWAYS LOVEABLE AND AMUSING WEB-BASED ALTERNATIVE UNDERGROUND SELF-PUBLISHED COMICS atandt: SEARCH QUERY: MALE TESTICLE
atandt
spigot
#atandt-spigot
#leisure-town
#search-query
#webcomic
#woodring-room-background
2,776 6/6/2006 four if you count this one
atandt: BOTH OF YOU AT THE SAME TIME atandt: I THINK THERE'S A PRIVATE JIZZ PARTY GOING ON spigot: MORE LIKE A BONEQUEST JIZZ FESTIVAL spigot: PROUD TO SPONSOR TODAY'S THREE PANELS
atandt
spigot
#black-background
#festival
#jizz
2,777 6/7/2006 question and answer session
bung: WHEN I RASTERIZE SOMETHING IT CLIPS THE BOTTOM. CAN I FIX THIS spigot: I'LL FIELD THAT ONE spigot: BHLRHLHBLHLRHL
bung
spigot
#bug-report
#bung-spigot
#computer-graphics
#image-editing
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
2,778 6/8/2006 toss them a crumb
atandt: OK PEOPLE: GAY COCKS ON THE VERANDA -- PRONTO spigot: INCIDENTALLY THERE ISN'T ANYTHING REMARKABLE UNDER THE CHERRY MOON spigot: NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME I HAVE TO PUT ON MY BEST PAIR OF NUTS AND GO RAP TO THE LADIES (YOU HAVE TO TOSS THEM A CRUMB ONCE IN A WHILE)
atandt
spigot
#cherry-moon
#gay
#nuts-of-spigot
#prince
#sun-tzu
#the-ladies
#urinal-background
2,779 6/9/2006 to what end/o untimely death!
atandt: GHLGALHGAHLGAHLGA ??? spigot: MORE LIKE GALAGHLAUGAHLGUAHGLA
atandt
spigot
#atandt-spigot
#piss
#shakespeare
2,780 6/10/2006 lowercase dicks
: Previously on Spigot the Bear: An old army buddy comes to visit and spigot has to-- transmission interrupted by loud grinding noise-- signal ends spigot: REPEAT: DICKS spigot: I'VE ALREADY CALLED 911
spigot
#caption
#dj-rapekit
#lowercase
#spigot-solo
#spigot-the-bear
#woodring-room-background
2,781 6/11/2006 how stacks work
spigot: LET'S BE CLEAR: spigot: YOU PUSH THE COCK INTO MY MOUTH AND POP IT OUT hanford: DO GO ON spigot: THAT'S HOW STACKS WORK : (i) Update Reminder : Click here to set up automatic updates for your computer.
hanford
spigot
#cock
#hanford-spigot
#popup
#programming
#stacks
#windows-update
2,782 6/12/2006 in glorious and excrutiating detail
hanford: GOOD GOD atandt: WHAT NOW hanford: THAT WAS CLOSE atandt: ARE YOU MY REPLACEMENT hanford: HERE IT COMES AGAIN atandt: NEVER MIND THE MONKEYS, THEY JUST LIKE TOILETS
atandt
hanford
#monkey
#toilet
#woodring-stairs-background
2,783 6/13/2006 make it rough
spigot: SO ARE WE GOING TO THE ANTARCTIC GLACIER CONFERENCE OR NOT spigot: HURMPH OW spigot: JESUS GURRRRRRRHURG THIS IS NOT MANAGED CARE
spigot
#alf
#antarctica
#glacier
#jesus
#managed-care
#spigot-solo
#uncategorized-mosaic-background
2,784 6/14/2006 talk him off or die trying
ozone: 114$ /USR/AMANDA/JT -M 8 SC0D6L0 atandt: BEATIN' OFF ozone: SC0D6L0: LOADED CARTRIDGE FROM SLOT 8 atandt: FUCK YEAH (ozone): REWINDING atandt: AWW FUCK YEAH
atandt
ozone
#amanda
#atandt-ozone
#deja-vu
#die-trying
#fighting-irish-pose
#mousehole
#sc0d6l0
#unix
#whisper
#woodring-room-background
2,785 6/15/2006 ohno. wait wait come back
effigy: I THINK I'VE LOST MY ERECTION inebriated crustacean: THEN GET OUT
effigy
#bonequest-hi-fi
#inebriated-crustacean
#mousehole
#timestamp
#uncredited-character
#woodring-room-background
2,786 6/16/2006 more true stories
pants: WHO WANTS TO SEE BOOBIES pants: SPECIFICALLY MY BOOBIES
pants
#breasts
#mountain-background
#pants-solo
#sfw
#unix
2,787 6/17/2006 up late
spigot: WHAT ABOUT NUTS spigot: WHAT ABOUT BALLS atandt: WHAT ABOUT THEM spigot: WHAT ABOUT FAT QUEER DICKS uncredited inebriated crustacean: KEEP IT DOWN
atandt
spigot
#balls
#bonequest-hd
#dicks
#fighting-irish-pose
#inebriated-crustacean
#nuts
#queer
#woodring-room-background
2,788 6/18/2006 parade re-routed
spigot: A-SEVENTY SIX spigot: TROM spigot: BONES spigot: IN THE spigot: TACKLED
spigot
#parade
#physical-comedy
#sfw
#singing
#spigot-solo
#violent-disapproval
#woodring-stairs-background
2,789 6/19/2006 a gentle introduction
hanford: WELCOME TO BONEQUEST atandt: ROCK ON hanford: DO NOT PUT YOUR HAND IN THE MOUSEHOLE atandt: BOY HOWDY hanford: IT'S LIKE A GAY DISCO IN THERE atandt: YOU DON'T SAY
atandt
hanford
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
#you-dont-say
2,790 6/20/2006 superman and his enormous package
pants: SUPERMAN'S PACKAGE atandt: THERE BETTER BE FULL-FRONTAL
atandt
pants
#dc-comics
#fighting-irish-pose
#superman
#woodring-stairs-background
2,791 6/21/2006 some kind of wonderful hurricane
atandt: BRACE YOURSELF effigy: OHNO.
atandt
effigy
#atandt-effigy
#sfw
#single-panel
#uncredited-character
#woodring-stairs-background
2,792 6/22/2006 b as in balls
spigot: THAT'S B AS IN BALLS atandt: NOBODY AT SANTANA ROW WANTS TO SEE MY MAN-PENIS spigot: A AS IN ALLS atandt: YOU SURE YOU WANNA DO THIS spigot: L AS IN HURRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRF atandt: HIGH SCORE
atandt
spigot
#atandt-spigot
#balls
#high-score
#santana-row
#spelling
#woodring-stairs-background
2,793 6/23/2006 spigot the bear annual
spigot: I'M SPIGOT spigot: HUH BLUP spigot: BLUH
spigot
#spigot-solo
#spigot-the-bear
#woodring-room-background
2,794 6/24/2006 lemons
spigot: WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS spigot: BUH HO HEY spigot: NEED SOME CHAPSTICK OVER HERE GANG
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#cliche
#photo-background
#spigot-solo
#uncategorized-mosaic-background
2,795 6/25/2006 jerkcity press release
spigot: FOLKS spigot: I AM UNVEILING NEW LEGISLATION THAT WILL TARGET ONLINE PEDOPHILES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: IT IS CALLED ME WITH MY PANTS DOWN
spigot
#announcement
#folks
#pedophiles
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
2,796 6/26/2006 pissing, squirting
spigot: SOMETIMES I WAKE UP AND MY DOLLS ARE ALL IN MY UNDERWEAR spigot: THAT'S NOT RIGHT (atandt): HMM spigot: SO I'VE LEARNED TO GO WITHOUT UNDERWEAR atandt: AHSO spigot: I'M IN BED PISSING AND SQUIRTING atandt: I'M UH spigot: WHERE DID DEUCE GO atandt: HE UH
atandt
spigot
#arrested-by-shield
#atandt-spigot
#leisure-town
#piss
#whisper
#woodring-den-background
2,797 6/27/2006 cyberfriends
spigot: I HOPE NO ALIENS FIND OUT ABOUT MY ACTIVITIES spigot: HONK atandt: GLHBLHGLUB spigot: @$%&*(&; BLORK atandt: HURGLK%*$) spigot: CYBERFRIENDS atandt: JUST GIVE ME A TOKEN FOR FIVE MORE MINUTES
atandt
spigot
#aliens
#atandt-spigot
#fighting-irish-pose
#honk
#mountain-background
#sfw
#spigot-points
2,798 6/28/2006 your new jerkcity
dick: WE PISSED ALL OVER YOUR NEW JERKCITY TODAY dick: HA HA dick: HA HA dick: HA dick: SMELLS LIKE PISS NOW
dick
#bong
#counterstrike
#dick-solo
#marijuana
#piss
#uncategorized-background
2,799 6/29/2006 aim for my tits
spigot: LICKEN DER PLICKEN spigot: WHICH QUITE LITERALLY MEANS... spigot: LICK THE DICK
spigot
#dicklicking
#german
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
2,800 6/30/2006 keep trying
pants: WATCH OUT pants: HERE IT COMES pants: STAND BACK atandt: JUST ADMIT YOU CAN'T GET HARD AND MOVE ON, MAN
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#coy-pants
#erectile-dysfunction
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-stairs-background
2,801 7/1/2006 very true story
net: GHGLHAL GHLAH GLAHGLAHG JESUS LHALH GLAH GLHAGHAGLAHG net: DEVOUT SUCKING net: IS HOLY WATER SUPPOSED TO BE THAT THICK
net
#grey-background
#jesus
#net-solo
#religion
2,802 7/2/2006 dow now now now (chorus)
(spigot): I'M A FAT FLOPPY DORK spigot: HOLY GOD MY FONTS ARE BURNING IN THE PRINTER .(spigot): I'D BETTER FILE A BUG spigot: HELP MY CHOOSER'S NOT WORKING spigot: IT WON'T LET ME PICK AN APPLICATION
spigot
#bug-report
#macintosh
#mountain-background
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#whisper
2,803 7/3/2006 howto bonequest
lobster: SLURPING lobster: AND DROOLING lobster: AND HURRRR. pants: NOW YOU'RE GETTING WITH IT
lobster
pants
#inebriated-crustacean
#mountain-background
#pants
#uncredited-character
2,804 7/4/2006 there goes the cockbot
atandt: HERE COMES THE COCKBOT pants: ANOTHER DAY IN THE BIG CITY, RUINED
atandt
pants
#cockbot
#underpants
#whisper
#woodring-stairs-background
2,805 7/5/2006 again with the dick
spigot: WITH ALL THE PENDING EXCITEMENT ABOUT THE DICK I COMPLETELY FORGOT THE JIZZ atandt: WHAT spigot: T ATANDT STOP PISSING AND PLAY BONEQUEST spigot: ABSOLUTELY STUFFED
atandt
spigot
#atandt-spigot
#dicks
#jizz
#piss
#woodring-field-background
2,806 7/6/2006 jerkcity faq
spigot: STEP ONE IS TO SOAK ME WITH A LOAD OF SPURT spigot: STEP TWO IS TO RUN AWAY atandt: NOT EVEN A HANDI-WIPE???? ???????// spigot: LET'S NOT GET AHEAD OF OURSELVES
atandt
spigot
#atandt-spigot
2,807 7/7/2006 hungry for food
atandt: FREE THE JERKCITY TWO bung: IS THE LOBSTER FOR EATING atandt: HE SEEMS LIKE A PET bung: WHAT ABOUT THE CAVEMAN atandt: HMM inebriated crustacean: [REDACTED] renaissance man: [REDACTED]
atandt
bung
#arrested-by-shield
#atandt-bung
#black-background
#caveman
#food
#inebriated-crustacean
#redacted-text
#renaissance-man
#sfw
#uncredited-character
2,808 7/8/2006 still hungry
bung: SO, UH bung: IS THE LOBSTER FOR EATING hanford: I'M ON HOLD WITH S.H.I.E.L.D. ASK ME LATER bung: WELL IF HE DOESN'T BELONG TO ANYBODY I'M GONNA BOIL SOME WATER hanford: STILL ON HOLD
bung
hanford
#arrested-by-shield
#black-background
#bung-hanford
#food
#inebriated-crustacean
#sfw
2,809 7/9/2006 hello online friends
spigot: HELLO ONLINE FRIENDS!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! !! spigot: I JUST WANTED TO INTRODUCE MYSELF I'VE BEEN LURKING FOR ABOUT spigot: A MONTH NOW AND I ALSO LIKE TO SUCK DICK LIKE A spigot: DUMB FAGGOT!!!!! OKAY BYE!!!! spigot {{{{{{{{{{{{ HUGS }}}}}}}}}}}}
spigot
#dicksucking
#hugs
#internet
#punctuation
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
2,810 7/10/2006 a midsummers nights dream act 3 scene 1 part 1
atandt: ARE WE ALL MET? ozone: PAT, PAT: AND HERE'S A MARVELLOUS CONVENIENT PLACE FOR OUR REHEARSAL. THIS GREEN PLOT SHALL BE OUR STAGE, THIS HAWTHORN-BRAKE OUR TIRING-HOUSE; AND WE WILL DO IT IN ACTION AS WE WILL DO IT BEFORE THE DUKE atandt: PETER QUINCE,-- atandt: THERE ARE THINGS IN THIS COMEDY OF PYRAMUS AND THISBY THAT WILL NEVER PLEASE. FIRST, PYRAMUS MUST DRAW A SWORD TO KILL HIMSELF; WHICH THE LADIES CANNOT ABIDE. HOW ANSWER YOU THAT? net: BY'R LAKIN, A PARLOUS FEAR.
atandt
net
ozone
#midsummers-nights-dream
#sfw
#shakespeare
#urinal-background
2,811 7/11/2006 habitat
: PLATE LXXIX. I. : : Range: Northern Jerkcity; Southern Je : in Spring; No such thing as Western Jer : : Habitat: It may be in the sphagnum ed : open pongs, in sphagnum mats in deepe : or lakes, in wooded edges of some of th : coastal rivers, in branch swamps of Sot : strands of islands in the Southern swam : or at times in the open water-lily prairie : : July 17, 1929. Raining . . . Jerkcity is : went out in the canoe and caught some : long handled dip net. In adult size, the : individual eggs with no inner jelly caus : enlarged in the males while the females
hanford
#abstract
#july
#prose
#weird-pants-face
2,812 7/12/2006 the previously unpublished love letters of spigot the bear
spigot: OKAY HERE GOES spigot: DEAR FATTY, WELCOME TO DUMPSVILLE spigot: THIS IS THE HARDEST LETTER I'VE EVER HAD TO PUSH IN YOUR FACE spigot: YOU'RE FAT AND BORING spigot: PLEASE IF YOU COULD GO BE STUPID AT YOUR HOUSE INSTEAD OF HERE spigot: WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS THAT I CAN'T STAND YOU spigot: OH IT'S JUST COMING OUT ALL WRONG spigot: FUCK OFF
spigot
#breakup
#diss
#fat
#spigot-solo
#spigot-the-bear
#woodring-room-background
2,813 7/13/2006 voice
: Notes: the creature is such a : heavy-bodied animal that it seld : in the conventional manner. Inst : it would "bully" the larger creat : (aforementioned "Beast with An" : Mouth") effectively using the cr : like that of the ant and the ahpid : Oh how I hate aphids. : : Voice: Its song i : deep-toned prolo : trill. "The dronin : is hard to tell fro : as they're all pret : drinking and carr : loud noises." Bu : actually using the : larger creature as : like that of a taxi : passenger. As the : it would shout " : Climbing you!" b : likely a trick of t : everybody knows : while clever, abs : communicate wit : humans for any r
hanford
#abstract
#drunk-deuce
#prose
#woodring-room-background
2,814 7/14/2006 fuck yeah
pants: GET /THE/DICK HTTP/1.1 bung: 200 OK
bung
pants
#http
#white-background
2,815 7/15/2006 waking up is hard to do
spigot: WHAT spigot: WHO spigot: BONERS
spigot
#spigot-solo
2,816 7/16/2006 structure
: on the tibia. There is a considerable greenish yellow : the groin and on the concealed portions of legs and : The light color on the arms and the jaw is quite : grayish. There are several smaller, light rimmed, dar : around all nine eyes. The creature's gigantic mouth : vocal sacs there in are large and conspicuous when : and bluish gray green in color. When expanded into : balls are fucking huge. : : Structure: The second creature has a shorter head a : mouth although obscured by a "Polynesian" mask w : unable to get samples as the creature will bite and cla : pouring water into its mouth causes it to eventually : : Voice: "A loud trill, hoarser than that of the c : and hind libs longer when the creature is sleeping : sexually aroused." : : Voice (from updated 1931 ed.): "A deep gutteral sn : sound as if it had its mouth halfway out of the water. : : Breeding: They breed from April to March. The egg : 60 cents per pound (USD). Its mating cry turned out : actually that of a creature trapped below the larger o : : General Appearance: Short; Squad; Large; Browni
hanford
#abstract
#balls
#prose
2,817 7/16/2006 spigot the bear in outer space
: SPIGOT APPEARS IN A POOFY CLOUD OF GAY FATNESS spigot: I SERIOUSLY NEED A Q-TIP spigot: I HAVE TO GO NOW
spigot
#action
#poofy-cloud-of-gay-fatness
#space
#spigot-solo
#spigot-the-bear
#woodring-stairs-background
2,818 7/17/2006 adventure game
effigy: NORTH effigy: NORTH effigy: WEST effigy: CLIMB MAN effigy: QUIT
effigy
#effigy-solo
#infocom
#mountain-background
#nonstandard-title-panel
#sfw
#text-adventure
2,819 7/18/2006 are we going to war
spigot: *HOMPH* I'M A FAT QUEER COCK EATER spigot: HOW CAN I MANAGE THE NET WHEN I'M SCRAMBLING AROUND TRYING TO MANAGE ALL THESE DICKS
spigot
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
2,820 7/19/2006 give it up dude
uncredited caveman: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SPIT SPIT COUGH GAHHHH inebriated crustacean: GIVE IT UP DUDE uncredited caveman: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BUH BRRRRRRRRR inebriated crustacean: DUDE DON'T MAKE GRUNTING NOISES YOU'LL ATTRACT GAY DALEKS uncredited caveman: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH HUH HUH GRRRR inebriated crustacean: NOW YOU'VE DONE IT uncredited dalek: HELLO, WORLD
#arrested-by-shield
#dalek
#dr-who
#inebriated-crustacean
#renaissance-man
#special-guest
#uncredited-character
#urinal-background
2,821 7/20/2006 no such thing
atandt: MAKE BUTTER IN MY TROUSERS
atandt
#woodring-field-background
2,822 7/21/2006 why am i here
spigot: BEAT ME OFF 2WICE ozone: WHAT ozone: WHY AM I HERE ozone: GOING BACK TO BED
ozone
spigot
#bed
#ozone
#ozone-spigot
#woodring-den-background
2,823 7/22/2006 manass
atandt: MAN ASS atandt: IT'S EVERYWHERE atandt: WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN
atandt
#atandt-solo
#fighting-irish-pose
#manass
#woodring-stairs-background
2,824 7/23/2006 uranus
spigot: T DEUCE {{{ URANUS }}} spigot: SNICKER spigot: SAY IT
spigot
#bong
#space
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
2,825 7/24/2006 pancakes or ham
spigot: T PANTS BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW IF I'M IN THE MOOD FOR PANCAKES FOR A HAM PLATTER spigot: OR BOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: -> YOU HAVE ENTERED A SMALL GAY TAVERN <-
spigot
#pancakes
#spigot-solo
2,826 7/25/2006 undercover
spigot: I ALSO HAVE A SERIOUS SIDE AND I'M TIRED OF NOT BEING TREATED MORE MATURELY spigot: T PANTS MATURE SORT OF SOUNDS LIKE MANURE spigot: WHERE ARE THOSE FUCKING ASSHOLES ANYWAY
spigot
#arrested-by-shield
#spigot-solo
#spigot-the-bear
#title-mismatch
#woodring-stairs-background
2,827 7/26/2006 jerkcity evening news
: Tonight's episode of Spigot the Bear was made possible with a [REDACTED] from Jerkcity and viewers like you. spigot: OKAY HOME TO SPURT EVERYONE spigot: SO NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE
spigot
#caption
#redacted
#spigot-solo
#spigot-the-bear
2,828 7/27/2006 still quite stoned
spigot: FIVE POUNDS OF MCDONALDS LATER I'M STILL STONED spigot: THE COCKY QUEER METER IS GOING CRAZY I'D BETTER JERK FASTER spigot: C-CONCERNED ABOUT ALL THE PENISES IN LUCKY LOUIE
spigot
#concerned
#louis-ck
#lucky-louie
#marijuana
#mcdonalds
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
2,829 7/28/2006 jingle
spigot: SOUP OR NUTS, THEY'RE BOTH PAINFUL spigot: WE'VE GOT WHAT YOU NEED AT QUEER LAND spigot: QUEER UNTIL 2041
spigot
#queer
#queer-land
#spigot-solo
#woodring-den-background
2,830 7/29/2006 many other fine titles
spigot: WHY DOES THE COCKBOT KEEP LOGGING OUT spigot: HE'S ALL I'M GOING TO STAY JOINED TO THIS CHANNEL FOREVER BUT THEN SUDDENLY BEEP BOOP BOOP AND HE'S OFF TO BE GAY SOMEWHERE ELSE spigot: YOU CAN READ ALL ABOUT IT IN MY COCKBOT MANIFESTO
spigot
#cockbot
#irc
#spigot-solo
#title-mismatch
#woodring-room-background
2,831 7/30/2006 jerkcity: the movie
atandt: HERE'S THE PITCH: atandt: THE MOVIE TAKES PLACE UP MY ASS atandt: WITH FLASHBACKS TO MY COCK AND BALLS
atandt
#atandt-solo
#film-pitch
#movies
#urinal-background
2,832 7/31/2006 the daily jerkcity
spigot: I WONDER IF I'LL BE ABLE TO BEAT OFF LATER spigot: BUT FIRST THE NEWS spigot: HGLAHUG GHLAHLUA LUAGHLALG BHGAHULG
rands
spigot
#beating-off
#newspaper
2,833 8/1/2006 august
hanford: PUT ON SOME COFFEE hanford: THEN: hanford: SIT DOWN hanford: AND hanford: SHUT UP
hanford
#arrested-by-shield
#august
#mountain-background
#sfw
2,834 8/2/2006 J.E.B.S.
atandt: THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM THE JERKCITY EMERGENCY BROADCASTING SYSTEM: atandt: DO NOT MASTURBATE HERE atandt: USE WANKING CHAMBER
atandt
#atandt-solo
#emergency
#emergency-broadcast
#fighting-irish-pose
#grey-background
#masturbation
#wanking-chamber
2,835 8/2/2006 C.F.O.L.
pants: MY CUNT IS FULL OF LADYBUGS deuce: YOU DON'T HAVE A CUNT pants: BUT pants: WHERE DID ALL THESE LADYBUGS COME FROM deuce: GHALGLUAGHULAG
deuce
pants
#cunt
#deuce-pants
#dj-rapekit
#huffy-pants
#ladybugs
#woodring-room-background
2,836 8/3/2006 yup yup
atandt: WHEN DID YOU GET BACK pants: I GOT TO RIDE ON A HELICARRIER atandt: WE WERE GOING TO GO ON HIATUS deuce: GHULAHULAHLAG pants: LADYBUGS!!!!!!! GET A BROOM
atandt
deuce
pants
#arrested-by-shield
#ladybugs
#marvel
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
2,837 8/4/2006 who will buy his beautiful boner
spigot: WHO WILL BUY spigot: MY BEAUTIFUL BONER spigot: WILL IT BE YOU spigot: WILL IT BE YOU (spigot): T PANTS WILL IT BE YOU *BEEP* (pants): LADYBUGS
pants
spigot
#ladybugs
#pants-spigot
#singing
#whisper
#woodring-room-background
2,838 8/5/2006 that joy division song
pants: BUNNIES LIKE DICK (I CAN PROVE THIS) pants: T DEUCE IS THIS YOUR BUNNY (IN YOUR BUNNY CAGE) deuce: NO IT'S MY WANG pants: AWESOME deuce: PUT YOUR HEAD IN THE CAGE
deuce
pants
#bestiality
#bunny
#deuce-pants
#joy-division
#photo-background
#title-mismatch
2,839 8/6/2006 pronounced jay-bee-bop
: o see the stars that shine above : sit with me and we'll hold hands : behold the glory that is nature : gonna fuck me a bullfrog : one of the big ones with goofy eyes : Jerkcity Big Book of Poetry : (2009 Ed.) pants: I CAN FINALLY CONCENTRATE ON PERSONAL MATTERS deuce: GOD BLESS JESUS : PANTS BEATS OFF deuce: WHO GAVE US THE ABILITY TO REACH OUR OWN DICKS
deuce
pants
#bestiality
#caption
#deuce-pants
#dicks
#frog
#gonna-fuck-me-a
#jesus
#poetry
#title-mismatch
#woodring-field-background
2,840 8/7/2006 history of the known universe
pants: BIG BANG pants: SUN FORMS pants: TUNGUSKA pants: ROANOKE pants: THREE MILE ISLAND pants: CHERNOBYL (pants): JERKCITY pants: UNIVERSE COLLAPSES TO SINGLE POINT, STAYS THAT WAY FOR A WHILE
pants
#cosmology
#grey-background
#history
#pants-solo
#sfw
#weird-pants-face
2,841 8/8/2006 take me in your arms
pants: PUNCH THE COCK AS HARD AS YOU CAN
pants
#bonequest-hi-fi
#pants-solo
#title-mismatch
#woodring-field-background
2,842 8/9/2006 who are they talking about anyway
effigy: IS SHE BIG? deuce: WHAT YOU MEAN FAT effigy: NO, I MEAN, CAN SHE KICK MY ASS...? deuce: NO I DON'T THINK SO effigy: OK. TELL HER THAT I NEED A BLOWJOB. deuce: AT LEAST NOT WITHOUT SOME SERIOUS PCP
deuce
effigy
#deuce-effigy
#uncredited-character
#woodring-field-background
2,843 8/10/2006 serious drinking problem
atandt: T PANTS IS DEUCE DRINKING pants: WELL DUH deuce: HIC
atandt
deuce
pants
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
2,844 8/11/2006 D-
deuce: DUCK DUCK DEUCE spigot: CANNOT FOLLOW COHERENT THREAD FROM START TO FINISH pants: I NEED YOU TO TALK ME OFF spigot: SEE ME spigot: D-
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#duck
#duck-duck-deuce
#duck-duck-goose
#grade
#huffy-pants
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
2,845 8/12/2006 clicking noises
deuce: HURRRRRRRRR pants: YOU TELL HIM BOSS
deuce
pants
#cockfart
#deuce-pants
#grey-background
#sink
2,846 8/13/2006 you just =loat through the air
spigot: "SLOBBERING AND CRUNCHING LOUDLY" spigot: BOSTON BAKED COCKS AND FLUFFY MASHED NUTS atandt: HEY pants: YOU JUST FLOAT THROUGH THE AIR atandt: GET DOWN FROM THERE pants: YOU JUST FLOAT THROUGH THE AIR (CHORUS)
atandt
pants
spigot
#atandt-pants-spigot
#boston
#deja-vu
#dj-rapekit
#grey-background
2,847 8/14/2006 suck it real good
spigot: WE NEED TO PISS AND THEN PRAY TOGETHER deuce: DUH pants: SUCK IT pants: SUCK IT REAL GOOD
deuce
pants
spigot
#drunk-deuce
#huffy-pants
#praying
#sucking
#the-r-glitch
#uncredited-character
#woodring-field-background
2,848 8/15/2006 greatest roundup of wares in the west
deuce: T SPIGOT I SEE YOU spigot: HIDING
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#hide-and-seek
#hiding
#photo-background
#sfw
2,849 8/16/2006 who will be first
net: WHO WILL BE FIRST TO SHAVE MY BALLS deuce: T NET PANTS pants: T NET ME
deuce
net
pants
#balls
#deuce-net-pants
#high-res
#woodring-field-background
2,850 8/17/2006 jean-charles, be careful while riding the dumbwaiter
pants: YOU BLEW MY MIND deuce: THEN I FORCED YOU TO BLOW ME deuce: AND ALL IS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD deuce: ZOOM OUT, PAN AND FADE
deuce
pants
#birthday-strip
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#dumbwaiter
#title-mismatch
#woodring-den-background
2,851 8/18/2006 jerkcity inc.
spigot: HEY EVERYONE spigot: WHAT A SWANK SWINGIN' SCENE THIS IS WITH COCKTAILS AND FANCY TIES spigot: WAIT A MINUTE spigot: HUBRLBLHLBJHLURUBLE THIS IS A GAY PARTY HUBLAUBH spigot: PTH PTHTHTHTH GET OFF ME
spigot
#deja-vu
#mountain-background
#spigot-points
#spigot-solo
#title-mismatch
2,852 8/19/2006 pretty and witty and gay
pants: I'M PRETTY deuce: NO YOU'RE NOT
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#grey-background
#not-pretty
#pretty
#repetition
#west-side-story
2,853 8/20/2006 emergency phone and crisis counseling
spigot: T PANTS YOU LIED TO ME ABOUT HOW BONEQUEST WAS AN ALTERNATIVE ONLINE CYBERZINE pants: AUUUUGH
pants
spigot
#bonequest
#cyberzine
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
#zine
2,854 8/21/2006 you know that and i know that
spigot: EXCUSE ME spigot: BUT deuce: SEE *YOU* KNOW THAT AND *I* KNOW THAT spigot: THAT IS NOT EVEN KEROPPI THAT IS HELLO KITTY
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#hello-kitty
#sanrio
#sfw
2,855 8/22/2006 deuce in orbit (part 1)
deuce: I'M IN ORBIT deuce: I DON'T LIKE IT UP HERE deuce: THERE ARE NO BONERS IN SPACE
deuce
#black-background
#bonequest-hd
#boners
#deuce-solo
#space
2,856 8/23/2006 pacific air 121
deuce: ARE YOU GOING TO STRING ME UP pants: T DEUCE I DON'T HAVE A ROPE, A TREE, AN ANGRY MOB OR THE WILL deuce: QUITTER pants: T DEUCE BUT I HAVE A NECKTIE YOU CAN HANG YOURSELF WITH AND A CLOSET YOU CAN BEAT OFF IN deuce: DEAL pants: CAN WE CHANGE JERKCITY'S NAME TO PACIFIC AIR 121 IF THEY'RE NOT GONNA USE IT
deuce
pants
#autoerotic-asphyxiation
#censored-erection
#deuce-pants
#lynching
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
2,857 8/24/2006 forever and ever
atandt: ALL GAY HERE deuce: SHUT UP
atandt
deuce
#atandt-deuce-disconnect
#gay
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
2,858 8/25/2006 in which pants interrupts to inquire about cupcake day but runs out of panels
spigot: BIG FAT BALLS spigot: THEY'RE REALLY IN MY FACE TODAY / THEY'RE pants: SING IT LOUD BROTHER spigot: BIG FAT BALLS deuce: COCKS spigot: IT'S TIME TO GO ON HOME pants: WAIT WAIT pants: HOLD ON
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#mountain-background
#singing
#title-mismatch
2,859 8/26/2006 haunted
: SPIGOT THE BEAR ALL NEW EPISODES COMING THIS FALL spigot: WHO'S THE GAYEST spigot: ME RIGHT HERE
spigot
#spigot-solo
#spigot-the-bear
#uncategorized-background
2,860 8/27/2006 slowly rotated
pants: HELLO pants: I AM BEING SLOWLY ROTATED spigot: IF ANYONE CAN HEAR ME pants: MAXIMUM OCCUPANCY REACHED spigot: MY FEET AREN'T EVEN TOUCHING THE GROUND I DON'T THINK
pants
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#grey-background
#pants-spigot
#rotation
#sfw
2,861 8/28/2006 yes indeedy
spigot: YOU'RE DICKITY DRUNK ON BONER BOOZE deuce: YES INDEEDY spigot: NOT ME I'M IN CHURCH
deuce
spigot
#alliteration
#boner-booze
#deuce-spigot
#dickity-drunk
#drunk-deuce
#grey-background
#religion
#spigot-points
2,862 8/29/2006 too many pants
pants: IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN pants: MAKE IT STOP pants: I SHOULD NOT HAVE LEFT A FAILSAFE MACHINE RUNNING pants: NOBODY WANTS TO GET OUT OF THE BOX (TOO CRUISY) pants: I WON THE LOTTO AGAIN pants: WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOBODY BROUGHT A BOX WITH THEM pants: NOT EXACTLY A CLONE SAGA (MORE OF A ONE-MAN GANGBANG) pants: AFFFDBKSFGSDFGBFK 3333333333333333333 pants: HEY THIS ONE CAME THROUGH RETARDED WHAT'S THE DEAL (pants): FUCKIN' THING'S FULL OF LADYBUGS, MAN pants: EVERYBODY BACK IN THE BOX
pants
#bonequest-hi-fi
#comma
#coy-pants
#cruisy
#dj-rapekit
#gangbang
#huffy-pants
#ladybugs
#marvel
#multipants
#multiplicity
#pants-solo
#primer
#spider-man
#weird-pants-face
#whisper
#white-background
2,863 8/30/2006 computer, manass
: PANTS SAYS ALOUD: "TIVO, MANASS" : PANTS FROWNS WHEN NOTHING HAPPENS pants: TIVO! MANASS! RIGHT FUCKING NOW deuce: YOU HAVE TO SAY COMPUTER FIRST
deuce
pants
#caption
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#huffy-pants
#manass
#star-trek
#tivo
#woodring-stairs-background
2,864 8/31/2006 pool day
spigot: IS TODAY A POOL DAY?!?!?!!?!?!?! deuce: EVERY DAY IS POOL DAY (deuce): GETTING OUT MY SWIMMING TRUNKS pants: WHEN IS CUPCAKE DAY
deuce
pants
spigot
#cupcake-day
#deuce-pants-spigot
#pool
#summer
#whisper
#woodring-stairs-background
2,865 9/1/2006 tomorrow
deuce: FOLKS ANY OBJECT IS DEADLY IF YOU HIT ANOTHER PERSON IN THE BASE OF THE SKULL WITH IT pants: EXCEPT . . . deuce: HUMAN BEINGS ARE FRAGILE AND THE WORLD IS HOSTILE pants: WAIT WAIT deuce: FUCKING WHAT IS IT pants: WHEN IS CUPCAKE DAY
deuce
pants
#cupcake-day
#deuce-pants
#murder
#woodring-stairs-background
2,866 9/2/2006 cupcake day
: WARNING: SPECIAL ACCESS REQUIRED : TOP SECRET FOR EYES ONLY UNAUTHORIZED USE PROHIBITED spigot: WHO'S DOING WHAT WITH BALLS NOW spigot: NEVER MIND
spigot
#balls
#caption
#cupcake-day
#spigot-solo
#top-secret
#woodring-room-background
2,867 9/3/2006 the pitch (day after cupcake day)
spigot: MAYDAY MAYDAY I'M GOING DOWN spigot: SNEAKING OUT spigot: CONNECTION CLOSED BY FOREIGN HOST. deuce: DO I SMELL OR SOMETHING spigot: CLOMP CLOMP *SLAM* spigot: MAYDAY MAYDAY I'M GOING DOWN spigot: SNEAKING OUT
pants
#clomp
#clomp-clomp-slam
#cupcake-day
#deuce-pants-spigot
#high-res
#repetition
#telnet
#unix
#woodring-den-background
#woodring-stairs-background
2,868 9/4/2006 an easter sonnet
pants: I HAVE AN EASTER SONNET TO SHARE pants: AHEM: pants: BIG ONES
pants
#grey-background
#pants-solo
#sfw
2,869 9/5/2006 page one column one paragraph one
pants: I CANNOT STOP BREAKDANCING spigot: T PANTS TRY POPPING
pants
spigot
#breakdancing
#dancing
#grey-background
#sfw
2,870 9/6/2006 duh bluh
spigot: HOO BLUH spigot: SAFEWAY SELECT spigot: DUH BLUH spigot: LUCERNE spigot: A FRESCA (OR LADY-LEE)
spigot
#black-background
#fresca
#safeway
#sfw
#spigot-solo
2,871 9/7/2006 so much pornography
spigot: TRYING TO HIDE OPEN WINDOWS OF PORN ACROSS FIVE MONITORS spigot: HURF HUH DON'T COME IN spigot: TAPING PAPER spigot: BE RIGHT THERE URF GONK
spigot
#dj-rapekit
#panic
#porn
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
2,872 9/8/2006 already said too much
deuce: SO IS IT WRONG TO BEAT OFF deuce: I THINK I'VE ALREADY SAID TOO MUCH pants: I'M-- pants: I'M NOT SURE YOU'VE SAID ANYTHING AT ALL deuce: ?!
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#grayscale
#huffy-pants
#punctuation
#woodring-den-background
2,873 9/9/2006 likewise/dickwise
pants: BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK (spigot): HURRRRRRR I THINK WE GOT DISCONNUHHHHHHHHH pants: THAT SMARTS spigot: KA-DONK BONK pants: DREAMING OF DICK spigot: LIKEWISE (DICKWISE)
pants
spigot
#bark
#dicks
#dickwise
#pants-spigot
#whisper
#woodring-field-background
2,874 9/10/2006 clockwork
pants: SQUIRT SQUIRT SQUIRT pants: SQUIRT SQUIRT PUT SOME BUTTER ON IT SQUIRT SQUIRT SQUIRT pants: SQUIRT SQUIRT SQUIRT SQUIRT HUHHHHHHHHHHHHH SQUIRT
pants
#bonequest-hi-fi
#cock
#coy-pants
#mountain-background
#pants-solo
#repetition
#sfw
#title-mismatch
2,875 9/11/2006 the path to 9/11
spigot: SHUT UP pants: LET MY PEOPLE GO deuce: STEPHEN ROOT AS RICHARD CLARKE ?!?!?! atandt: REMEMBER THE PRIME DIRECTIVE atandt: I P FREELY spigot: HOO FLUNG DOO pants: MOUTH deuce: MOTHER FUCKERS
atandt
deuce
pants
spigot
#atandt-deuce-pants-spigot
#caption
#fighting-irish-pose
#mouth
#nonstandard-title-panel
#star-trek
#title-mismatch
#woodring-field-background
2,876 9/12/2006 i will be mulch
pants: DON'T EAT ME deuce: NO PROMISES pants: I WANT TO LIVE deuce: I WANT TO TURN YOU INTO POO pants: I WILL BE MULCH FOR GROWING PLANTS deuce: MORE LIKELY JUST FLUSHED INTO THE SEA AND FORGOTTEN
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#mulch
#poo
#woodring-stairs-background
2,877 9/13/2006 hot lesbo action
spigot: I WISH SOMEONE WOULD RIG MY BALLTOSS pants: I'D LIKE THAT
pants
spigot
#pants-spigot
#porn
2,878 9/14/2006 does no good
PANTS: CAN I HAVE A HUG DEUCE: WHAT FORM PANTS: A [redacted, 3 pieces] HUG DEUCE: WILL DO DEUCE: YOU WILL RECEIVE YOUR HUG IN 4-6 WEEKS PANTS: EXCELLENT
deuce
pants
#black-background
#bonequest-hd
#deuce-pants
#fag-hug
#redacted-text
2,879 9/15/2006 way overdue for a spurt
net: YOU'RE WAY OVERDUE FOR A SPURT deuce: GLHGAHLGAHLAGHLGAHLGA net: THEY ARE COVERED WITH IT deuce: ALL OVER YOU LIKE [REDACTED] ON [REDACTED] net: ALSO MADE OF SOME MANNER OF GROSS/GAY ALLOY deuce: GHGAHLGAHLGA
deuce
net
#deuce-net
#redacted-text
#spurt
2,880 9/16/2006 (fuck or fight) or (fistfuck and strangle)
pants: ENDLESSLY GRABASSING ESCHER STYLE pants: THEY SAID, "COME ON DOWN, HAVE SEX WITH AS MANY CANE TOADS AS YOU WANT," atandt: I THINK THEY WERE SERIOUS pants: THE FIGHT OR FUCK REFLEX atandt: UNCALLED FOR pants: OR WAS IT FISTFUCK AND STRANGLE pants: DO YOU KNOW atandt: WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#cane-toads
#fighting-irish-pose
#fourth-wall
#fourth-wall-pants
#huffy-pants
#mountain-background
#toad
2,881 9/17/2006 perfect noise-free environment
deuce: GOT TO FIND A NICE QUIET PLACE TO SMOKE CRACK pants: MY MOUTH IS THE PERFECT NOISE-FREE ENVIRONMENT YOU SEEK pants: COME pants: ENTER pants: SIT DOWN AND REST
deuce
pants
#crack
#deuce-pants
#mouth
#mouth-of-pants
#vore
#woodring-field-background
2,882 9/18/2006 this one comes complete with instruction manual
: INSTRUCTIONS DEUCE (LEFT) DO NOT FEED; SPIGOT (RIGHT) LIKES PANCAKES W/ BLUEBERRY COMPOTE spigot: KNOCK KNOCK deuce: WHO'S THERE spigot: MY BONER (RUNNING AWAY) pants: WHO'S THERE (LATE FOR THE PARTY)
deuce
spigot
#caption
#deuce-pants-spigot
#knock-knock
#pancakes
#woodring-field-background
2,883 9/19/2006 an evening with pants
pants: WHAT THE HELL MAN pants: TURN THOSE LIGHTS OUT pants: SOME OF US HAVE TO WORK IN THE MORNING
pants
#pants-solo
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
2,884 9/20/2006 toothpaste on them
spigot: LET'S HEAR IT FOR SPIGOT EVERYONE COME ON spigot: WHEN I THINK OF ALL THE THINGS THAT COULD HAVE BEEN I JUST GET SICK TO MY NUTS spigot: THEN I SQUIRT TOOTHPASTE ON THEM (ETC.)
spigot
#grey-background
#nuts-of-spigot
#regret
#spigot-solo
#toothpaste
2,885 9/21/2006 this one also comes with instruction manual
: INSTRUCTIONS : DEUCE (LEFT) DO NOT FEED; SPIGOT (RIGHT) LIKES PANCAKES W/BLUEBERRY COMPOTE : SPIGOT LEAVES : SPIGOT RETURNS : SPIGOT SPURTS AND REWINDS deuce: HOLY spigot: LOVELY
deuce
spigot
#blueberry-compote
#caption
#deuce-spigot
#do-not-feed
#instruction-manual
#instructions
#instructions-included
#pancake
#pancakes
#spigot-leaves
#spigot-returns
2,886 9/22/2006 big faggoty dick iv: a new beginning
pants: IF YOU [REDACTED] IT OUT ON MY [REDACTED] pants: I'M GOING TO [REDACTED] IT UP WITH YOUR HAIR pants: OKAY PEOPLE pants: LISTEN UP pants: I NEED A HUG
pants
#big-faggoty-dick
#pants-solo
#series
#tooltip
#woodring-room-background
2,887 9/23/2006 the end of summer
pants: I STRUGGLE WITH IT DAILY pants: WELL NIGHTLY ANYWAY pants: MMM YEAH HUFF HUFF HUFF pants: DON'T CLICK ON MY FACE pants: THIS FRIGHTENS ME pants: MMMM HUFF HUFF HUFF pants: HUFF HUFF HUFF HUHHHHHHH : Suddenly... pants: WHAT IF I'VE BEEN INSIDE OUT THE WHOLE TIME
pants
#caption
#huffing
#pants-solo
#title-mismatch
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-room-background
2,888 9/24/2006 how to get here
atandt: NOT REALLY SURE WHERE WE ARE pants: DON'T BE SILLY atandt: I KNOW BUT SERIOUSLY WHERE ARE WE pants: WELL pants: WE DO HAVE EASY ACCESS TO HIGHWAYS AND BIWAYS atandt: WHAT WITH ALL THE REST STOPS
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#mousehole
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
2,889 9/25/2006 when it cries
spigot: MY DICK IS LOOKING AT ME IN THAT WAY atandt: DON'T PICK IT UP EVERY TIME IT CRIES
atandt
spigot
#atandt-spigot
#black-background
#dick
#title-mismatch
2,890 9/26/2006 you turn it: the porn crank
spigot: T DEUCE PLEASE PUT ON SOME PORN SO I CAN BEAT OFF!!!!!!!!!! deuce: T SPIGOT LIKE YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WITH NEEDS
deuce
spigot
#beating-off
#deuce-spigot
#mousehole
#porn
#title-mismatch
#woodring-room-background
2,891 9/27/2006 make money fast
pants: BIG MAC spigot: ALL THIS TALK ABOUT FOOD HAS MADE ME GAY spigot: GAY FOR DICK
pants
spigot
#dick
#fat
#gay
#gay-for-dick
#mcdonalds
#pants-spigot
#spigot-points
#woodring-stairs-background
2,892 9/28/2006 deep in thought / pants has a mantra
.(pants): GRRRRRRRRR DUH MMMMMMM HURRRRRRR BLAHGLUAG HAGLUGUHLAGHLAG MMMM DUH MMMMM HUHHHHH ZZZZZZZZZ WHEN'S DINNER DUHHHHHHHH MMMMMM
pants
#bonequest-hi-fi
#dinner
#hhhhh
#mantra
#pants-solo
#sfw
2,893 9/29/2006 a normal conversation
atandt: CAN WE HAVE A NORMAL CONVERSATION deuce: I SUPPOSE atandt: HOW ARE YOU deuce: I'M ALL RIGHT atandt: GOOD GOOD, ME TOO deuce: WANT TO SUCK MY COCK
atandt
deuce
#drunk-deuce
#wikipedia
#woodring-stairs-background
2,894 9/30/2006 diaper play
spigot: T PANTS WILL YOU PLEASE BE MY NET NANNY spigot: I REALLY MEAN IT THIS TIME spigot: I ASK NOT BECAUSE I'M SOILED
pants
spigot
#diapers
#incontinence
#net-nanny
#pants-spigot
#soiled
2,895 10/1/2006 welcome to october
pants: [UNINTELLIGIBLE WINGDINGS] deuce: IS THIS THE SECRET CODE WE AGREED ON FOR ASSFUCKING FOLLOWED BY MURDER-SUICIDE PACT OR DO YOU MEAN JUST THE NORMAL TRICKING AND TREATING
deuce
pants
#behind-the-scenes
#deuce-pants
#high-res
#microsoft-chat
#mountain-background
#murder-suicide
#october
2,896 10/2/2006 bonequest rules
pants: BONEQUEST.COM IS PROUD TO BE THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE OF BONEQUEST pants: VISIT US ON THE INTERNETS spigot: HOLY HONKS AND BONKS pants: DIPPING THE TIP OF MY PRICK INTO THE HONEY MUSTARD
pants
spigot
#coy-pants
#dipping
#honey-mustard
#honk
#mountain-background
#mustard
#pants-spigot
#pricks
#url
2,897 10/3/2006 lift up your skirt
pants: CAN YOU READ THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH pants: LIFT UP YOUR SKIRT AND PRAY TO YOUR GOD pants: WAIT pants: PLEASE STAND BY pants: THE TAG UNDER YOUR TAIL SAYS DO NOT MOLEST pants: WELL IT ALSO SAYS MACHINE WASH COLD BUT THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN pants: SCREAM ALL YOU WANT pants: WHEN I SAY HELMS-A-LEE YOU SAY READY THEN POP MY COCK INTO YOUR MOUTH
pants
#mountain-background
#mouth
#pants-solo
#rape
2,898 10/4/2006 in celebration
deuce: HURRAY FOR MY WANG spigot: PLEASE READ MY WANGZINE pants: HURRAY FOR YOUR WANG
deuce
pants
spigot
#celebration
#mountain-background
#wang
2,899 10/5/2006 forced to elaborate
deuce: COULD YOU PLEASE ELABORATE deuce: AND BY THAT I MEAN SUCK ON MY NUTS UNTIL YOU TURN PURPLE pants: SORT OF PURPLISH AND BLUEISH BUT HEY WHAT DO I KNOW deuce: ALSO BLUE WOULD BE ACCEPTABLE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#grey-background
#nuts
2,900 10/6/2006 jizz quiz (ext. remix)
spigot: TAKE THE JIZZ QUIZ PEOPLE spigot: [A] NOT ENOUGH JIZZ spigot: [B] JUST ENOUGH JIZZ spigot: [C] WAY TOO MUCH JIZZ spigot: [D] SERIOUSLY ENOUGH WITH THE JIZZ
spigot
#black-background
#jizz
#jizz-quiz
#multiple-choice
#spigot-solo
2,901 10/7/2006 giant size jerkctiy
spigot: LET'S ALL GO OUT TO BRUNCH AND CELEBRATE WAKING UP GAY WITH A BIG STACK OF BUTTERY BUCKWHEAT FLAPJACKS AND A PUNCH TO THE MOUTH pants: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY HINDQUARTERS deuce: JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME spigot: SHUT UP pants: T DEUCE SOMEBODY DID SOMETHING TO MY HINDQUARTERS deuce: WOW spigot: QUIT IT pants: WON'T YOU PLEASE BEAT ME OFF deuce: PUT THOSE THINGS AWAY (YOU'RE SCARING THE GROWN-UPS)
deuce
pants
spigot
#blue-background
#deuce-pants-spigot
#flapjacks
#giant-size
#high-res
#jerkctiy
#typo
2,902 10/9/2006 maf54
pants: MAF54 pants: WAS A HERO TO MOST pants: BUT HE NEVER MEANT SHIT TO ME
pants
#mark-foley
#pants-solo
#public-enemy
#urinal-background
2,903 10/10/2006 my hobbies
spigot: CAN SOMEONE TIVO THE E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY OF ME LICKING DICK deuce: I SAW YOU ON INSIDE THE ACTORS STUDIO deuce: WHEN YOU TRIED TO BEAT JAMES LIPTON OFF FORCEFULLY deuce: I THOUGHT IT WAS HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE spigot: HE WAS ***ASKING*** ABOUT MY ***HOBBIES***
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#e-true-hollywood
#hollywood
#inside-the-actors-studio
#james-lipton
#tivo
2,904 10/11/2006 there is only one god and he is god
pants: THERE IS ONLY ONE GOD AND HE IS PUTTING HIS FINGERS IN MY RECTUM RIGHT NOW deuce: HE IS A MERCIFUL GOD deuce: BUT REALLY LIKES FINGER CRAMMING FOR SOME REASON pants: HE IS LOVE deuce: GOD IS LOVE (AND ANAL PROBING) pants: ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THE RABBIT GOD FROM WATERSHIP DOWN deuce: UH
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#rabbit
#watership-down
2,905 10/12/2006 nearly noon
spigot: WHENEVER I GLANCE AT MY DONG IT IS NEARLY NOON spigot: MAKE THAT 6:30
spigot
#censored
#dong
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
2,906 10/13/2006 apple sauce
pants: I'M A BLIMPY BULEMIC BUHHHHHHH FEED ME BUHHHH APPLESAUCE BUHHHH deuce: I DON'T LIKE APPLESAUCE deuce: HOWEVER deuce: I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO WORKING WITH THE GAY
deuce
pants
#applesauce
#bulimia
#censored
#deuce-pants
#mountain-background
#typo
2,907 10/14/2006 o untimely death!
.(spigot): I'M A TAMAGOCHI spigot: BEEP BEEP BEEP (spigot): DICKS spigot: BEEP BEEP BEEP spigot: DEAD
spigot
#frog
#mountain-background
#shakespeare
#spigot-solo
#tamagotchi
#whisper
2,908 10/15/2006 for the love of god
deuce: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE MAKE ME LAUGH spigot: HARDON
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#woodring-field-background
2,909 10/16/2006 fuck the amish
pants: FUCK THE AMISH pants: AN EYE FOR [obscured] pants: SHITBALLS (BALLS OF SHIT)
pants
#amish
#balls
#low-res
#pants-solo
#shit
#urinal-background
2,910 10/17/2006 at that
pants: I'M A DONG pants: AND A DUMB DONG AT THAT pants: PUNISH/JERK ME deuce: I NEED TO BE PUSHED/POPPED pants: I WOULD RATHER SHIFT/UNSHIFT YOU pants: AS I AM ALREADY SITTING DOWN deuce: OH ALL RIGHT (JERKS OFF)
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dong
#dongs
#dumb-dong
#grey-background
#masturbation
#programming
#stacks
2,911 10/18/2006 watch him jack off
pants: WATCH ME JACK OFF pants: YOU CAN'T NOT WATCH pants: IT WOULD BE LIKE STEALING
pants
#pants-solo
2,912 10/19/2006 spigot the bear: the movie
spigot: PLEASE TELL ME THERE ARE BONERS HERE spigot: OKAY POP A COCK IN YOUR FAT FACE AND SHUT UP spigot: LATER DIPSHITS
spigot
#black-background
#boner
#spigot-solo
#spigot-the-bear
2,913 10/20/2006 a very important announcement
deuce: DON'T TELL ANYBODY BUT I MASTURBATED pants: CAN WE MAKE A JERKCITY OUT OF THAT SOMEHOW pants: "DON'T TELL" STARRING DEUCE deuce: SIR IT WAS DON'T TELL **ANYBODY**
deuce
pants
#announcement
#deuce-pants
#dont-tell-anyone
#grey-background
#masturbation
2,914 10/21/2006 in which deuce spurts and pants promptly turns into a duck
deuce: LOVING YOU IS EASY BECAUSE I ALREADY CAME pants: QUACK pants: QUACK deuce: BAD DUCK (SHUT UP)
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#duck
#spigot-the-bear
#woodring-room-background
2,915 10/22/2006 hot nuts
:: NEITHER (LEFT, "SPIGOT", RIGHT, "ATANDT") SUBJECT SUFFERS FROM A MAJOR MENTAL DEFECT THEY DO NOT AUTOMATICALLY QUALIFY FOR AN INSANITY DEFENSE spigot: FROM NOW ON PLEASE CALL ME HOTNUTS atandt: WHY IS THERE CORN IN THE TOILET spigot: I'M SURE I DON'T KNOW
atandt
spigot
#caption
#durham-rule
#legal
#mousehole
#toilet
#woodring-room-background
2,916 10/23/2006 and now for
atandt: NOW FOR [REDACTED] spigot: OUR FIRST GUEST HAS HAD A [REDACTED] FOR THREE WEEKS deuce: BACK TO THE [REDACTED] PORTION OF OUR PROGRAM
atandt
deuce
spigot
#atandt-deuce-spigot
#bonequest-hd
#censored
#white-background
2,917 10/24/2006 poof
deuce: FUCKING SHUT UP WITH YOUR DUMB SHIT ALREADY deuce: I'VE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOU PEOPLE deuce: AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE ANYMORE
deuce
#fucking-shut-up
#gay
#gunmetal-background
#poof
2,918 10/25/2006 through the flap
spigot: PLEASE POKE YOUR DICK AND BALLS THROUGH THE FLAP AND I'LL PLAY WITH THEM deuce: WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME spigot: WET EDGES HLURHBLRHGUGGLE YES PLEASE WHATEVER IT IS deuce: I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU AT ALL spigot: OH BUT I THINK YOU UNDERSTAND ME ALL TOO WELL deuce: T SPIGOT SOMEONE NEEDS TO REBOOT YOU
deuce
spigot
#balls
#deuce-spigot
#dick
#drunk-deuce
#rape
#woodring-stairs-background
2,919 10/26/2006 backwards
deuce: I HAVE TOO MUCH PORN net: I THINK YOU HAVE IT BACKWARDS SIR
deuce
net
#deuce-net
#photo-background
#porn
2,920 10/27/2006 something
deuce: SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING FUNNY deuce: LIKE "BONERS" spigot: I REALLY LIKE TO PLAY WITH MY OWN POO IN THE TUB deuce: THAT'S GROSS NOT FUNNY
deuce
spigot
#black-background
#deuce-spigot
#poo
#spigot-points
2,921 10/28/2006 sunshine
pants: THAT BETTER BE SUNSHINE ON MY FACE
pants
#pants-solo
#sfw
#sunshine
#urinal-background
2,922 10/30/2006 sex pit
atandt: SEX PIT pants: GET OUT OF HERE
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#fighting-irish-pose
#white-background
2,923 10/31/2006 stay over
spigot: T DEUCE WILL YOU STAY OVER IF I PUT ON ENYA deuce: WHICH ALBUM deuce: I MEAN NO
deuce
spigot
#black-background
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#enya
#sfw
2,924 11/1/2006 beating off upside down
pants: BEATING OFF UPSIDE DOWN pants: IN SPACE ???? OR IN THE CLOSET deuce: SHUT UP AND BEAT OFF pants: THAT'S IT deuce: NOW BEAT OFF AGAIN
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#masturbation
#rotation
#woodring-field-background
2,925 11/2/2006 piss vids
deuce: P-P-P deuce: P-P-P deuce: PISS VIDS
deuce
#deuce-solo
#photo-background
#piss
#sad-deuce
2,926 11/3/2006 bring me some figgy pudding
spigot: HANDS UP WHO CAN [REDACTED] SOME FIGGY PUDDING spigot: (AND BRING IT OUT HERE) spigot: DO YOU NOT [REDACTED] FIGGY PUDDING
deuce
spigot
#censored
#christmas
#deuce-spigot
#figgy-pudding
#figs
#food
#redacted-text
2,927 11/4/2006 t spigot shows at 3 and 11 weekdays
spigot: T EFFIGY I'M STARTING TO THINK YOU'RE NOT THE WORLD-FAMOUS CUP FLIPPER effigy: T SPIGOT SHOWS AT 3 AND 11 WEEKDAYS
effigy
spigot
#effigy-spigot
#mousehole
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
2,928 11/5/2006 how dare you
spigot: HOW DARE YOU CLAIM YOU'VE GOT THE MOST EROTIC TEENS spigot: WHEN CLEARLY spigot: SPA-QUIRK NEVER MIND I STOPPED CARING
pants
spigot
#frog
#pants-spigot
#porn
2,929 11/6/2006 and much much more
pants: DOORKNOBS, TOILET SEATS
pants
#grey-background
#pants-solo
#sfw
#toilet
2,930 11/8/2006 2039
pants: DO YOU THINK BRITNEY AND K-FED WILL GET BACK TOGETHER atandt: DON'T THEY KNOW JERKCITY ISN'T DUE TO END UNTIL 2039 pants: I THOUGHT WE WERE STOPING ON JANUARY 19 2038 atandt: THE DATE KEEPS GETTING MOVED INTO THE FUTURE SOMEHOW pants: LET MY PEOPLE GO atandt: DOWN IN FRONT
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#britney-spears
#fighting-irish-pose
#huffy-pants
#january
#sfw
#tribble
#woodring-field-background
2,931 11/9/2006 hi cocks protocol
deuce: HI pants: COCKS deuce: THE HI/COCKS PROTOCOL (RFC 4373) pants: COCKS (BREAKING PROTOCOL) deuce: NO THAT WAS IT UNFORTUNATELY
deuce
pants
#client-server
#clip-art
#clipart
#deuce-pants
#protocol
#rfc
#short-bus
#title-mismatch
#woodring-field-background
2,932 11/10/2006 not my problem
pants: WHY WON'T WIKIPEDIA DELETE THE JERKCITY ARTICLE atandt: UH WELL pants: I'LL TELL YOU WHY !!! BECAUSE THEY ARE CHIEFLY COMPOSED OF COMMUNISTS, GOLDBRICKERS, LAYABOUTS, BACKHANDERS, GRIFTERS, SUSPECTED HOMOSEXUALS AND CARD-CARRYING NAMBLA MEMBERS atandt: OH MY
atandt
pants
#comic-chat
#green-background
#meta
#nambla
#wikipedia
2,933 11/11/2006 green screen
pants: WAIT WHAT'S WITH THE GREEN SCREEN, MAN hanford: YES I'LL HOLD
hanford
pants
#green-background
#sfw
2,934 11/12/2006 technical difficulties (try again tomorrow)
spigot: T PANTS HEY BECAUSE YOU spigot: KNOW THAT REMINDS spigot: ME OF A FUNNY spigot: ME OF A FUNNY spigot: ME OF A FUNNY spigot: WAI spigot: HELLO spigot: IS THIS PORT IN USE (TTY)
spigot
#mountain-background
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#tty
#unix
2,935 11/13/2006 oh yeah well
pants: PANTS IV: IN SEARCH OF COCK deuce: OH YEAH WELL DEUCE IV: THE QUEST FOR PISS
deuce
pants
#dc-comics
#deuce-pants
#huffy-pants
#mountain-background
#piss
#sex-pit
#star-trek
#superman
2,936 11/14/2006 sputtering out
spigot: BOOBS spigot: BALLS pants: GO ON spigot: COCKS pants: YES spigot: NUTS pants: ALL RIGHT spigot: I'M EXHAUSTED pants: THAT'S OKAY pants: YOU DID YOUR PART pants: AND YOU DID IT WELL pants: BUT NOW IT'S UP TO THE REST OF US
pants
spigot
#balls
#boobs
#cocks
#dicklicking
#nuts
#pants-spigot
2,937 11/15/2006 trunkload
pants: TRUNKLOAD OF AUTOMATIC WEAPONS VS HIPPIE ZOMBIE ARMY pants: WHO WINS ???? deuce: THE PLANET pants: YAY!!!!!
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#photo-background
#sfw
#zombie
2,938 11/16/2006 long and hard
(pants): CAN THEY HEAR ME THINKING (spigot): YOU'RE NOT THINKING YOU'RE WHISPERING .(pants): HOW ABOUT NOW spigot: UH : PANTS THINKS LONG AND HARD ABOUT WHAT HAS HAPPENED HERE spigot: NOW THAT'S JUST
pants
spigot
#caption
#mousehole
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#spigot-points
#whisper
#woodring-room-background
2,939 11/17/2006 nobody move
spigot: ARE YOU USING THE SINGLETON PATTERN spigot: BEATING OFF DOWN THE CHIMNEY deuce: VISITOR PATTERN FOLLOWED BY THE MOLESTING PATTERN pants: NOBODY MOVE NOBODY GET HURT
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#object-oriented-patterns
#programming
#singleton
#woodring-stairs-background
2,940 11/19/2006 ozone hole
ozone: ASK THEM TO CALL AHEAD NEXT TIME
ozone
#fannypacks
#grey-background
#ozone-solo
#phone
#scheduling
#sfw
2,941 11/20/2006 hours ago
: "Have you seen my bong?" : Deuce just looked at him. "Uh.." : Spigot continued over him: "It's blue and probably full of dirty water." : Deuce, having eaten the bong hours ago (filthy bongwater and all) said nothing. spigot: FUCK YOU / FUCK YOU / FUCK YOU / FUCK YOU deuce: YOUR RIGHTS ONLINE spigot: ARE OUR MODEL RELEASE FORMS SAFE
deuce
spigot
#bong
#caption
#deuce-spigot
#fuck-you
#prose
#slashdot
#woodring-field-background
2,942 11/21/2006 also when we fucked them
pants: THEY RAN AND SQUEALED WHEN WE SHOWED THEM OUR DICKS, BALLS deuce: ALSO WHEN WE FUCKED THEM deuce: PRETENDED TO FUCK THEM, ASKED THEM TO FUCK US deuce: AND THEY REFUSED pants: DANCE MOTHERFUCKER
deuce
pants
#bunny
#deuce-pants
#huffy-pants
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
2,943 11/22/2006 quite stupid
: "To be fair," one reminded the other, we are lazy." : The first one looked back. "Yes, and we are also quite stupid." : "I think the rent is still due, though," he replied. pants: HELLO COCKMONSTER pants: IF YOU ARE NOT COCKMONSTER, CLICK HERE. deuce: OKAY FAIR ENOUGH
deuce
pants
#caption
#click-here
#cockmonster
#deja-vu
#deuce-pants
#prose
#woodring-field-background
2,944 11/23/2006 a stickly, unsightly manner
deuce: CAN WE JUST THINK FOR A MOMENT ABOUT THE CONSEQUENCES OF OUR ACTIONS pants: GETTING JIZZED UP IN A STICKY, UNSIGHTLY MANNER deuce: IF YOU SUCK ALL THE DICKS WHAT WILL BE LEFT FOR THE SUMMER (THERE WILL BE A DICK SHORTAGE ON AN UNPRECEDENTED SCALE) pants: B-BUT pants: (LOOKS AT AUDIENCE) YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT A RECYCLING PROGRAM OF MASS PROPORTIONS deuce: GHLGALHGALHGA THERE IS NO TIME TO ARGUE FOR IT MUST BE DONE
deuce
pants
#bestiality
#deuce-pants
#fourth-wall
#fuck-a-duck
#jizz
#prose
#woodring-field-background
2,945 11/24/2006 so very very cold ii
pants: I'M COLD* : *CONTINUED FROM LAST ISSUE pants: TURN UP THE HEAT atandt: SHUT UP atandt: I MEAN YEAH IT'S COLD pants: SO COLD
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#cold
#fighting-irish-pose
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
2,946 11/25/2006 nobody home
#mousehole
#multiple-backgrounds
#no-dialog
#plant
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
#woodring-room-background
#woodring-stairs-background
2,947 11/26/2006 hoax
deuce: >>> CLICK HERE TO GET ANTHRAX POWDER DELIVERED TO YOU <<< spigot: NOT A HOAX
deuce
spigot
#anthrax
#deuce-spigot
#nonstandard-title-panel
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
2,948 11/27/2006 ndn
pants: HULAGHULAH pants: LUAHLAHULHALAG pants: AHG&LAH pants: SPIT SPIT SPIT HOLD ON OKAY GO pants: HULAGHULAH pants: GLUAHGLU pants: HULAHHULAG pants: NINE DEAD NURSES
pants
#pants-solo
2,949 11/28/2006 whipping around
pants: WITH THE CAMERA WHIPPING AROUND MATRIX-STYLE spigot: T DEUCE SEE???????? WE DO HAVE GOOD IDEAS FOR FRIENDS EPISODES deuce: ARE YOU WEARING SOMETHING FRILLY pants: T SPIGOT IF I DON'T PUT OUT I WILL GET KICKED OFF JERKCITY deuce: YOU'RE BOTH RIGHT
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#friends
#matrix
#movies
#television
2,950 11/29/2006 the lost weekend
atandt: AAAAAAAA FSAOIUF AIFG AFS )AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AF AOIFYU(O A AAAAAAA pants: IN SOME KIND OF ENDLESS LOOP GOING *PONK* GAY *PONK* GAY *PONK* GAY atandt: GGGGGGGGGSLHK ISOUG HSGD GGGGGGGGGGSGOPIUYGPY O*G GGGGGGGGGG SGPOU IYOSGYSOG pants: JACKING OFF TO WHATEVER THAT THING IS UNDER MATT DRUDGE'S HAT atandt: AGOGGA AG IU%^FAF FAF AF OAF^% AOF AF APFGAPFP FAAFAF FA P(F& PAFYU PAF AF PGFA&*(FP AUFP (AHFP AF AFP A(&FA)( &FA() &YFA F AFPOI& ^A)(F^& )AFY HAF AF pants: NOT GAY
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#censored
#drudge
#fighting-irish-pose
#gay
#huffy-pants
#not-gay
#ponk
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-field-background
2,951 11/30/2006 complaint department
pants: ASCII CHILD PORN ???? spigot: THESE PANTS ARE LIKE A CHEAP HOTEL IN THAT THERE'S NO BALL ROOM
pants
spigot
#ascii-art-farts
#grey-background
#pants-spigot
#porn
2,952 12/1/2006 lick dick underwater
pants: WE SHOULD LICK DICK UNDERWATER SOMETIME deuce: NO WAY DUDE THAT'S GROSS pants: ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS COME UP FOR AIR BEFORE 140 MINUTES HAVE PASSED deuce: YOU'LL DROWN pants: I SEE deuce: NO I MEAN I WILL DROWN YOU
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dicklicking
#drowning
#grey-background
#silhouette
#underwater
2,953 12/2/2006 over heating
deuce: KEEPING YOU WARM WITH MY FAT pants: OVERHEATING atandt: YOU STAY OUT OF THIS deuce: MAKING YOU LEARN ABOUT LIFE AND LOVE THE HARD WAY atandt: WHAT DO BED SORES HAVE TO DO WITH LOVE deuce: NOTHING THEY'RE JUST A BONUS
atandt
deuce
pants
#censored
#fatness
#grey-background
2,954 12/3/2006 free porn
deuce: HUHHH pants: HI deuce: I AM AN FTL TRANSMITTER AND CAN SEND MY MESSAGES INTO THE FOURTH DIMENSION AND THAT IS HOW THEY ECHO BACK pants: HOW DID YOU GET INTO LOWERCASE deuce: GHLAHGULAHGULAHUGLAHG pants: HOLY FUCKING SHIT DUDE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#ftl
#label
#lowercase
#title-mismatch
#woodring-stairs-background
2,955 12/4/2006 better dead than red
deuce: GODDAMN COMMIE pants: <RED>WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'M A COMMUNIST</RED>
deuce
pants
#cocksucking
#communism
#deuce-pants
#html
#huffy-pants
#red-text
#woodring-room-background
2,956 12/5/2006 a steady diet of delicious chum
pants: FEED ME CHUM deuce: NO I WILL NOT pants: FEED ME THE MILKY SCUM THAT FLOATS AT THE TOP THEN deuce: THE OILY FILM ??? pants: THE MILKY SCUM FLOATING IN THE OILY FILM deuce: PHARAOH LET MY PEOPLE GO
deuce
pants
#chum
#deuce-pants
#prince-of-egypt
#woodring-room-background
2,957 12/6/2006 gasp swoon applause
deuce: COCKS pants: GASP deuce: COCKS pants: SWOON deuce: C O C K S (SUNG VERY HIGH) pants: APPLAUSE
deuce
pants
#applause
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#mousehole
#singing
#woodring-room-background
2,958 12/7/2006 spigot the bear xmas special
spigot: SMILE!!!!!!!! spigot: *BONK* BEER BOTTLE spigot: *BONK* DIGITAL CAMERA
spigot
#beer
#beer-bottle
#black-background
#christmas
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#spigot-the-bear
2,959 12/8/2006 fresh hot bacon
spigot: FUCK YOUR FACE pants: FRESH HOT BACON IS ALL I SEE
pants
spigot
#bacon
#censored
#huffy-pants
#pants-spigot
#woodring-stairs-background
2,960 12/9/2006 another lost weekend
atandt: RRRRRRRRRAWRDA DDDDDDDDDDDDD RERRRRRRRRRRRRR pants: IT'S LIKE GRAND THEFT AUTO BUT WITH ZOMBIES (NEEDS MORE SAVE SLOTS) (pants): B-BUT DOWNLOADING FOOD IS A CRIME atandt: QWQAQWQWQQQQQ QQQQQQQQQQQQQQ QQQQQQQQQQ QQQQQQQQQ atandt: AFAFA AAAAAAAAAAAAAF AF AF AFAFAFA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AFAFAFAF 8888888888888888888888888 pants: MAYBE BY 2013 WE'LL GET TO SEE THE INSIDE OF THAT GODDAMN BARN
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#barn
#broken-promise
#fighting-irish-pose
#grand-theft-auto
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-field-background
#zombie
2,961 12/11/2006 right now
spigot: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I AM LICKING A DICK STARTING RIGHT NOW spigot: DONE spigot: KLJGITROJ B$()@WJG RAPID TURNOVER DKLJBV()RJ B@$L%
spigot
#caption
#dicklicking
#dj-rapekit
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
2,962 12/12/2006 big fat gay uppercase j
pants: AN UPPERCASE J NO LESS pants: A BIG FAT GAY UPPERCASE J pants: CAN YOU HEAR ME spigot: THIS IS EXACTLY HOW NAZI GERMANY GOT STARTED
pants
spigot
#fawlty-towers
#gay
#huffy-pants
#nazi
#orthography
#uppercase
#woodring-stairs-background
2,963 12/13/2006 that's the spigot promise
deuce: BEATING OFF FEELS GOOD spigot: THAT'S THE SPIGOT PROMISE
deuce
spigot
#beating-off
#behind-the-scenes
#deuce-spigot
#dj-rapekit
#spigot-promise
#woodring-field-background
2,964 12/14/2006 danny elfman retarded
spigot: LET'S JUST SAY SHE WAS DANNY ELFMAN SOUNDTRACK RETARDED
spigot
#danny-elfman
#retard
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
2,965 12/15/2006 bugs all over me
: We have been up here for about two days. Ahh, those fucking things, they can't, uh, deal with stairs. So we're gonna huddle up here for a while. We've got plenty of, uh, you know, stuff in cans to eat. So I think we're gonna be okay. Uhm I can hear them downstairs, knocking into shit. pants: BUGS ALL OVER ME pants: BEATING OFF ANYWAY
pants
#beating-off
#bugs
#caption
#dj-rapekit
#pants-solo
#woodring-field-background
#zombies
2,966 12/16/2006 how can i tell if you're real or not
pants: WHAT IF I PASS OUT BEFORE I COME TO atandt: GET OUT OF HERE pants: HOW CAN I TELL IF YOU'RE REAL OR NOT atandt: I SAID GET OUT pants: WHERE WILL I GO, WHAT WILL I DO atandt: PLEASE LEAVE AS I AM ACTUALLY TAKING A SHIT bung: YOU HEARD HIM, SHOO
atandt
bung
pants
#atandt-bung-pants
#bathroom-hijinx
#fighting-irish-pose
#huffy-pants
#urinal-background
2,967 12/17/2006 dancing hamsters
spigot: ANY UPDATES ON WHAT THE DANCING HAMSTERS ARE UP TO spigot: CAUSE MY MONEY'S ON DANCING AND BEING ADORABLE spigot: ACTUALLY MY MOM'S MONEY
spigot
#hampsterdance
#hamsterdance
#hamsters
#spigot-solo
#woodring-den-background
2,968 12/18/2006 322c3220 3 PERFECT 2c3239 3000
deuce: WE SHOULD FIND SOME WAY TO HOOK YOU UP TO A GENERATOR AND HARNESS YOUR COCKSUCKING ENERGY deuce: YOU DON'T DEFY THE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS BUT YOU COME AWFULLY CLOSE deuce: A NEAR 100% PERFECT COCKSUCKER pants: TELL MOM ABOUT FIRE
deuce
pants
#100-percent
#cocksucking
#deuce-pants
#energy-crisis
#science
#woodring-field-background
2,969 12/19/2006 these pumpy times of ours
deuce: MY PENIS IMPLANT IS COMPOSED OF ADAMANTIUM
deuce
#adamantium
#atandt-deuce
#gunmetal-background
#mutant-registration
#penis-implant
2,970 12/20/2006 prospero's balls
spigot: PROSPERO'S BALLS deuce: JUMPIN' JEHOSEPHAT spigot: GET OUT
deuce
spigot
#balls
#deuce-spigot
#frog
#grey-background
#prospero
#title-mismatch
2,971 12/21/2006 ancient secrets
spigot: CLEARLY NONE OF YOU FULLY UNDERSTAND HOW SKILLED I AM IN THE ART OF DONG FU deuce: T SPIGOT I THINK I DO
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#gay-fatness
#photo-background
2,972 12/22/2006 XXX dicks
pants: LET'S RETURN TO THE TOPIC OF [REDACTED] DICKS deuce: I DON'T ANSWER TO YOU MISTER MAN deuce: I ANSWER TO MY CONSCIENCE pants: THEN I CAST MY VOTE FOR YOU AS THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF THESE AMERICAS deuce: I ACCEPT THIS DUTY WITH FULL HONORS (GHAGLAHGLHALAHG) pants: RAISE YOUR RIGHT HAND AND REPEAT AFTER ME
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dicks
#elf
#elf-dicks
#elves
#huffy-pants
#mountain-background
#politics
2,973 12/23/2006 hot tip
atandt: HERE IS OUR NEXT EXPLOSIVE STOCK PICK: pants: IS THAT LIKE MY HOT TIP atandt: HGLAGHLAUHGULHALG HALUG ALUGH LAGH LUAHGLUH AULGHULA HGUL HALGHLUAHLGAG deuce: I WILL BLOW ON IT UNTIL IT COOLS DOWN deuce: WHEN HE SAID EXPLOSIVE HE WASN'T KIDDING MURRMPHL pants: YOU POOR MAN
atandt
deuce
pants
#mayonnaise
#woodring-field-background
2,974 12/24/2006 this way
spigot: WELL I'M GAY AGAIN spigot: ANY MORE FRIENDS OF MINE WANT TO JOIN UP ??? THIS WAY !!!! <----- spigot: ACTUALLY THIS WAY (SORRY) ----->
spigot
#gay
#spigot-solo
#this-way-sorry
#woodring-stairs-background
2,975 12/25/2006 how jerkcity saved christmas
spigot: ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT BANANARAMA pants: {{FISH-STUB}} deuce: ALL THREE OF US ARE PERFECTLY MATCHED TO JERK EACH OTHER OFF
deuce
pants
#bananarama
#christmas
#deuce-pants-spigot
#wikipedia
2,976 12/26/2006 i have aids and i vote
spigot: I HAVE AIDS AND I VOTE spigot: HURRR WHEEZING MY WAY INTO THE BALLOT BOX spigot: HAND SHAKING, PULLING THE KNOB spigot: TWISTING THE DIAL, TURNING THE LEVER spigot: OKAY I PULLED SOMEONE'S DICK NOT A VOTING KNOB spigot: CURTAINS?!?!?! STALLS??? I'M DIZZY AND JIZZY AND DISORIENTED spigot: IT'S ONE SMALL VOTE FOR A MAN pants: *PSSST* CRACKLE BEEP spigot: ONE GIANT VOTE FOR LICKING DICK ON THE MOON
pants
spigot
#aids
#dizzy
#election
#moon
#pants-spigot
#woodring-room-background
2,977 12/27/2006 nice weather for stoners
pants: GET OFFA ME deuce: GRRRRRRR spigot: OFER pants: MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS AND POW deuce: IT JUST CRAMS RIGHT UP THERE FUCKER pants: HONK deuce: SUCK IT UP CHIEF
deuce
pants
spigot
#cramming
#deuce-pants-spigot
#honk
#woodring-den-background
2,978 12/28/2006 8 boxes to my face
spigot: APPRECIATING THAT POPTARTS ARE 8 TO A BOX spigot: AND EIGHT BOXES TO MY FACE spigot: ALL MY JOKES ARE AVAILABLE ON CASSETTE
spigot
#comedy
#poptarts
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
2,979 12/29/2006 diagnosis: boner
spigot: WE'VE GOT TO GET THIS QUEER TO THE TOILET AND STAT spigot: DIAGNOSIS BONER spigot: WE NEED FIVE CC'S OF SQUIRTY SPURT AND A WET NAP pants: SDALLKJJL spigot: WE'RE LOSING HIM pants: I THINK NOT spigot: HE'S NOT RESPONDING TO THE POKING spigot: I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ADMINISTER THE BALLS MYSELF pants: FACE DON'T FAIL ME NOW spigot: T PANTS I THINK HE'S FAKING BEING DEAD SO HE CAN GET THE FREE DICK pants: T SPIGOT THAT DOESN'T BOTHER ME ONE BIT REALLY
pants
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#diagnosis
#pants-spigot
#spigot-the-bear
2,980 12/30/2006 michael medved
pants: I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH MICHAEL MEDVED'S MOUSTACHE pants: I'D FUCK THAT THING INTO CHRISTMAS 2008
pants
#christmas
#michael-medved
#moustache
#pants-solo
2,981 12/31/2006 200 years of jerkcity
spigot: ARE YOU THERE GOD?!?!?!? spigot: IT'S ME SPIGOT deuce: ZZZZZ spigot: CELEBRATING 200 YEARS OF JERKCITY
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#judy-blume
#sfw
#title-mismatch
#woodring-stairs-background

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