No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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4,386 | 11/20/2010 |
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a celebration of sorts pants: HALGUHLAGHULAHULGHALG
pants: FUCK YEAH
pants: GAHLAGHLAUHGLUAHGULAGAG |
pants |
#cocksucking-noises #diaper #pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
2,306 | 2/20/2005 |
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a celebration of women spigot: CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLONK BONK URF MACE RAPINGS |
spigot |
#mace #misogyny #rape #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
8,663 | 12/6/2022 |
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a change of pace pants: MAYBE I SHOULD BARF ON MY OWN COCK FOR A CHANGE |
#pants-solo #roman-shower #woodring-field-background |
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6,712 | 7/24/2017 |
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a chorus line spigot: A CHORUS LINE OF PISSING DICKS
spigot: CAN A MAN GET A DOO-DAH
deuce: THE DICKS ARE KICKING THEIR LEGS IN SYNCHRONY (WHILE PISSING) |
deuce spigot |
#camptown-races #deuce-spigot #piss #sad-deuce #somber-deuce #woodring-field-background |
7,179 | 11/16/2018 |
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a class act deuce: I'LL TAKE MY SWEET TIME THANK YOU
pants: GETTIN' AROUND TO GETTIN' AROUND
pants: t deuce my sweater has patches on the elbows
deuce: you are a class act
deuce: a real dame |
deuce pants |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #nu-urinal-background #sfw #weird-pants-face |
7,343 | 4/28/2019 |
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a class act pants: i drink piss from a glass
deuce: because you're a class act |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #elegance #incest #piss #single-panel #white-background |
8,593 | 9/27/2022 |
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a clear progression :and: IT GOES
pants: PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL
pants: I SAID PLEASE
deuce: SAY PRETTY PLEASE
deuce: WITH SUGAR ON TOP
deuce: AND A SLICE OF DICK
deuce: A SLAB OF DICK
pants: I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING
pants: (THE THEMES AT PLAY)
deuce: A DOLLOP OF DICK
deuce: SLICE, SLAB, DOLLOP
deuce: IT'S A CLEAR PROGRESSION AND THE RESULT IS [UNINTELLIGIBLE] |
#angry-panel #bored-pants #caption #coy-pants #deja-vu #deuce-pants #deucegrin #dick #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #meow #mountain-background #needful #please #satire #somber-deuce |
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7,870 | 10/5/2020 |
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a clear progression :: SO IT GOES
pants: PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL
pants: I SAID PLEASE
deuce: SAYPRETTY PLEASE
deuce: WITH SUGAR ON TOP
deuce: AND A SLICEOF AIDS
deuce: A SLAB OF AIDS
pants: I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING
pants: (THE THEMES AT PLAY)
deuce: A DOLLOP OF DICK
deuce: SLICE, SLAB, DOLLOP
deuce: IT'S A CLEAR PROGRESSION AND THE RESULT IS [UNINTELLIGIBLE] |
deuce pants |
#aids #caption #deja-vu #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #feet-above-floor #huffy-pants #mountain-background #needful #somber-deuce |
2,729 | 4/20/2006 |
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a close one spigot: PORN SLOTH
deuce: THE EIGHTH DEADLY SIN
bung: SHHH, HERE COMES DAD
bung: FAG!
bung: HOLD THAT DOG STILL OR ELSE
deuce: PHEW THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE HE ALMOST SAW US |
bung deuce spigot |
#bestiality #black-background #bung-deuce-spigot #dog #porn #zoophilia |
2,289 | 2/3/2005 |
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a cocksucking commando storming the countryside pants: GGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
pants: I'M A COCKSUCKING COMMANDO STORMING THE COUNTRYSIDE
spigot: T PANTS I DON'T LIKE THAT GAY TALK
pants: I'M SORRY |
pants spigot |
#cocksucking #gay-talk #not-gay #pants-spigot #watch-the-profanity #woodring-room-background |
5,196 | 4/7/2013 |
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a cold and lonely sock pants: SOMEWHERE THERE IS A COLD AND LONELY SOCK (PROBABLY IN LANDFILL AT THIS MOMENT) |
pants |
#pants-solo #parking-lot #sfw #sock #sock-in-a-parking-lot #woodring-room-background |
647 | 7/2/2000 |
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a complicated cry for help pants: WE THE PEOPLE
pants: IN ORDER TO FORM A MORE PERFECT UNION
pants: ESTABLISH JUSTICE AND A BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF
pants: HI I'M PANTS, PERHAPS YOU'VE SEEN MY WORK HERE IN JERKCITY
pants: OR UNDER THE OVERPASS SUCKING COCK LIKE A MAN ON A MISSION FROM GOD
pants: WHAT
pants: YES, THAT'S ALL I'VE GOT
pants: MAYBE YOU COULD JUST DRAW A BIG BONG IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WHOLE THING OR SOMETHING |
pants |
#brown-background |
31 | 9/23/1998 |
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a conundrum deuce: I HAVE A CONUNDRUM
pants: CALL A DOCTOR QUICK
pants: WHAT IS THE CONUNDRUM?
deuce: I HAVE TWO BALLS -- I WANT THREE
pants: THAT IS NOT A CONUNDRUM |
deuce pants |
#balls #deuce-pants #gay #woodring-stairs-background |
1,729 | 6/25/2003 |
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A Cookie : PANTS EATS A COOKIE
: PANTS EATS ANOTHER COOKIE
: PANTS GOTO EATS A COOKIE |
pants |
#basic #caption #cookies #fatness #goto #okay-pants-face #pants-solo #programming #sfw #smooth-fonts #woodring-stairs-background |
545 | 3/24/2000 |
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a cornfed american beauty pants: MY MOUTH
pants: SHE'S A BEAUTY
pants: AIN'T SHE
atandt: A ONE IN A MILLION MOUTH
|
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #bonequest-hd #huffy-pants #mouth #mouth-of-pants #sfw #the-tubes #woodring-field-background |
5,093 | 12/24/2012 |
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a cracker jack surprise pants: THE MAGICAL LEGEND OF MY BONER
deuce: THIS CHRISTIANITY THING IS A RUSE
deuce: HERE I FOLLOWED THE DICK AND ALL I FOUND WAS A CRACKER JACK SURPRISE !!!!!!!!
deuce: **** LOSER **** |
deuce pants |
#boner #cracker-jack #deuce-pants #religion #woodring-den-background |
4,228 | 6/15/2010 |
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a cracking sound deuce: TWISTING YOUR ARMS UNTIL THEY MAKE A CRACKING SOUND AND THEN KISSING YOU SOFTLY
deuce: THE ONLY WAY I CAN GET IT UP IS IF YOU CALL ME AGNES
pants: PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE |
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #deuce-pants #urinal-background |
52 | 10/19/1998 |
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a crip or a blood pants: IF I'M FAT BOY THEN YOU'RE LITTLE MAN SO SHUT THE FUCK UP LITTLE MAN
pants: YOU HEARD ME RIGHT
pants: NOW YOU'VE EMBARASSED ME IN FRONT OF THE GANG
pants: NOW I'LL NEVER BE A CRIP (OR A BLOOD OR WHATEVER YOU FAGS ARE)
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#deuce-pants #deucegrin #gang #huffy-pants #initiation #woodring-room-background |
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7,266 | 2/10/2019 |
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a cross-over cinematic multiverse pants: hoping we can have a cross-over cinematic multiverse where ted bundy goes to the fyre documentary and murders all the influencers |
pants |
#current-events #fyre-festival #netflix #pants-solo #sfw #single-panel #white-background |
3,183 | 7/21/2007 |
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a crowd forms pants: A CROWD FORMS AROUND MY BALLS
pants: NOBODY SAID ANYTHING ABOUT A CHILD MOLESTING SIM
pants: OR DID THEY |
pants |
#balls #child-molesting-sim #huffy-pants #pants-solo |
2,095 | 6/28/2004 |
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a crown of thorns on -his- wang pants: HOHLGAH LAUGLUAGH THE SON OF GOD IS A FAG AND LIKES IT UALGHALUH LAHHAL HALGAG ALL HOLY AND ERECT HALGHALG HLHGALH GLAGLAG EVEN A CROWN OF THORNS HERE HLUAHGL UAHHGLAHGLAHGLAHGL AGLHALUGHLAG JESUS IS COMING
deuce: GOD ALMIGHTY
pants: I HAVE SUCKED HIM OFF TO DEATH
pants: HELP ME PUT HIM ON THIS CROSS (WE'LL BLAME THE JEWS)
deuce: BLAGHLUBAGLBAG |
deuce pants |
#cocksucking #deuce-pants #jesus #jews #religion #white-background |
6,828 | 11/23/2017 |
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a culture which allows sexual harrassment to continue spigot: T DEUCE DO YOU EVER REFLECT ON HOW WE PASSIVELY PARTICIPATE IN A CULTURE WHICH ALLOWS SEXUAL HARRASSMENT TO CONTINUE
deuce: T SPIGOT SHOW US YOUR TITS |
deuce spigot |
#current-events #deuce-spigot #feminism #nu-urinal-background #sexual-harassment #single-panel |
6,865 | 12/30/2017 |
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a cup of sugar effigy: CAN I BORROW A CUP OF SUGAR?
effigy: I'M TRYING TO GET A HUMMINGBIRD TO DRINK OUT OF MY PENIS.
deuce: BORROW ??? NO
deuce: HAVE ??? YES |
deuce effigy |
#deuce-effigy #drunk-deuce #hummingbird #nature #ornithology #penis #sounding #woodring-room-background |
1,710 | 6/6/2003 |
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a dangerous drug deuce: I'M AN UNEDUCATED MORON PARENT WHO SHOULD HAVE BEEN PRESCREENED FOR ELIGIBILITY TO FUCKING CARRY ON MY GENES
spigot: A DANGEROUS DRUG CALLED MTV |
deuce spigot |
#bunny #deuce-spigot #drugs #eugenics #mousehole #mtv #parent #woodring-room-background |
881 | 2/22/2001 |
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a day at the races : 1996
spigot: ALL THESE DOLE POSTERS????? PAMPHLETS???? WHAT IS YOUR POSITION ON RECYCLING??????
: 2000
spigot: ALL THESE GORE POSTERS????? PAMPHLETS???? WHAT IS YOUR POSITION ON RECYCLING??????
: 2004
spigot: ALL THESE BUSH POSTERS????? PAMPHLETS???? WHAT IS YOUR POSITION ON RECYCLING?????? |
spigot |
#bush #dole #gore #hi-fi #politics #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
5,062 | 11/20/2012 |
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a day in the life deuce: MY TUMMY HURTS
deuce: OOPS TOOK A SHIT |
deuce |
#black-background #deuce-solo #shit |
195 | 4/20/1999 |
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a day in the life pants: HE SMILES EVEN THOUGH I AM PUNCHING HIM, USING HIM AS A JACKOFF FAMILIAR |
pants |
#pants-solo #usenet #woodring-stairs-background |
8,618 | 10/22/2022 |
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a debate spigot: YOU SAY DICKLICKING, I SAY RECLAIMING YOUTHFUL VIGOR
spigot: CLOSE THE DOOR |
#dicklicking #mousehole #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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6,216 | 2/18/2016 |
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a delicate operation pants: YOU HOLD THE SCREWDRIVER AND I'LL PRY THE PILLS OUT OF THE ROOMBA |
pants |
#deja-vu #drugs #huffy-pants #pants-solo #pills #roomba #sfw #urinal-background |
8,703 | 1/15/2023 |
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a dick down there effigy: ...YOU CAN STILL SHAVE YOUR BOX THOUGH, RIGHT?
pants: I HAVEN'T SEEN MY BOX FOR 17 YEARS
pants: THERE MIGHT BE A DICK DOWN THERE FOR ALL I KNOW |
#dick #effigy-pants #huffy-pants #hygiene #refer-back-to-strip-2635 #shave #shaving #stalldoor-background |
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7,602 | 1/12/2020 |
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a dick in each hand spigot: a dick in each hand, a cock in my mouth and a big dumb dong stuffed up my rear end
spigot: half-life 4 confirmed |
spigot |
#cock #dick #dong #dumb-dong #half-life #spigot-solo #video-games #woodring-room-background |
6,237 | 3/11/2016 |
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a direct order spigot: HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK FAT
: SPIGOT LEAVES
pants: GO GET HIM AND BRING HIM BACK HERE AND MAKE HIM BE FUNNY
deuce: MUST
pants: PRIVATE I AM GIVING YOU A DIRECT ORDER
deuce: JERK |
deuce pants spigot |
#caption #deuce-pants-spigot #failed-comedy #fatness #huffy-pants #sfw #spigot-leaves #spigot-points #teal-background #uncredited-character |
7,166 | 11/3/2018 |
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a disturbing pattern pants: there's a disturbing pattern in my trousers you should totally call scully and investigate
deuce: he'll just get distracted with aliens and shit
pants: you're thinking mulder, scully is the one who founded apple computers
pants: boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys |
deuce pants |
#apple #boys #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #mousehole #repetition #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background #x-files |
376 | 10/12/1999 |
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a dollop deuce: LLHLHLHLHLHLHLH I AM THE GREATEST COCKSUCKER EVER TO GRACE THIS GOD'S EARTH
pants: A DOLLOP PLEASE (NOTHING MORE, NOTHING LESS) |
deuce pants |
#cocksucker #deuce-pants #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
2,506 | 9/8/2005 |
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a dong around my waist like a belt spigot: TAKE THE OTHER DAY, THERE I AM IN MY KITCHEN AREA WITH THREE PRICKS IN EACH HAND, A DONG AROUND MY WAIST LIKE A BELT AND THE DOORBELL RINGS
spigot: WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT: TEN FAT GAY DICKS AND PRICKS STANDING AT THE DOOR DEMANDING ENTRY!!!!!! AND I'M LIKE: WHERE'S THE FIRE?!?!?!?!
spigot: WELL AS YOU CAN IMAGINE THEY GAVE ME A GOOD STOMPING AND SMOOSHING AND ON TOP OF ALL THAT THE RASPBERRY HAPPLE-BAPPLE COBBLER I WAS BAKING BURNED RIGHT UP IN THE CROCKPOT |
spigot |
#apple-bapple #cobbler #cooking #dicks #gay-fatness #reduplication #smooshing #spigot-solo #violent-disapproval #woodring-stairs-background |
8,588 | 9/22/2022 |
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a dreamed force spigot: JUST GOING TO TUCK IN MY LANYARD HERE
spigot: CAN I USE YOUR BATHROOM
spigot: `SPLORT`
spigot: CAN I USE YOUR BATHROOM
spigot: `SPLOP`
spigot: CAN WE USE YOUR BATHROOM
spigot: `SPLOSH SPLAP SPLAP `
spigot: CAN WE USE YOUR SIDEWALK
spigot: `SQUIRP SQUAP SQUOP`
spigot: CAN WE USE YOUR MAILBOX
spigot: `SPLUT SQUIRSH SQUIRSH `
spigot: CAN WE USE YOUR MIATA
spigot: `SPLORT SPLOP SQUIRP SPLOSH SPLAP SPLAP SQUIRP SQUAP SQUOP SPLUT SQUIRSH`
spigot: WHY DO ONLY DOGS GET PLASTIC BAGS |
#datacenter #defecation #dogshit #dream #multiple-backgrounds #poop #red-text #spigot-solo #splut |
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6,638 | 5/6/2017 |
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a duck choking spigot: FOLKS THE VIETNAMESE LANGUAGE SOUNDS LIKE A DUCK CHOKING ON A CHICKEN BONE |
spigot |
#folks #linguistics #spigot-solo #urinal-background #vietnam |
5,744 | 10/21/2014 |
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a ducks says deuce: "A COW SAYS [TRAIN ENGINE WHISTLE]"
pants: "A DOG SAYS [WAR OF THE WORLDS KLAXON]"
deuce: BROOOOOOOOOOOONG
deuce: A PIG SAYS [SILENT STAR TREK (2009) LENS FLARE]
pants: A DUCKS SAYS [QUACK.WAV] |
deuce pants |
#animals #deuce-pants #duck #filename #huffy-pants #onomatopoeia #sfw #sound-effects #speak-and-say #urinal-background #war-of-the-worlds |
6,469 | 11/3/2016 |
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a duel it shall be sir pants: COCK(S)
deuce: HOW DARE YOU
deuce: YOU TAKE THAT BACK OR I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL (BY COCK STRANGLING)
pants: A DUEL IT SHALL BE SIR (TROUSERS AROUND ANKLES)
deuce: HBLHBLHBLHBHBLHBHBHBLHBHBLHBBLHBLHBLHBLBBLHBHB
pants: GBLAGHBALGLUAHGBLAGHLABLAHGBLAGA |
deuce pants |
#cocks #deuce-pants #duel #huffy-pants #urinal-background |
7,496 | 9/28/2019 |
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a dystopian sci-fi future deuce: if you look closely you'll see the biggest problem is that there's a woman in the captain's chair
pants: a dystopian sci-fi future |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #frog #misogyny #science-fiction #sfw #single-panel #space-nuts-background #star-trek #women |
6,157 | 12/10/2015 |
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a fair question but not a reasonable question pants: DOES MY BONER NEED ITS OWN SEPARATE PASSPORT OR CAN I JUST WAVE HIM THROUGH |
pants |
#airport-security #boner #coy-pants #crater #new-background #pants-solo #passport #smouldering-crater #woodring-field-background-2 |
8,146 | 7/8/2021 |
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a fair trial deuce: FOLKS MY BALLS CAN'T GET A FAIR TRIAL IN THIS CITY
deuce: ESPECIALLY WHEN THE CRIME THEY ARE ACCUSED OF IS COVERING A CITY AND BLOCKING OUT THE LIGHT (SPECIFICALLY THIS CITY)
deuce: I SUGGEST A CHANGE OF VENUE AND PERHAPS A CHANGE OF UNDERWEAR |
deuce |
#balls #deuce-solo #law #woodring-den-background |
2,716 | 4/6/2006 |
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a fat gay goth standing on the edge of the information apocalpyse spigot: CHUBBY HUBBY SEEKS AFTERNOON HOOKER!!!!!
spigot: MUST LIKE LIVING WITH MOM AND SLEEPING W/NINTENDO CARTS
spigot: THIS TIME I'M A FAT GAY GOTH STANDING ON THE EDGE OF THE INFORMATION APOCALYPSE!!!!!
spigot: CAN A ZINE SAVE THE WORLD?!?!?!?!?!?
spigot: I WOULD LIKE MORE ALLOWANCE |
spigot |
#fat #goth #prostitute #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background #zine |
4,190 | 5/6/2010 |
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a feast for the senses pants: LICKING DICK IN THE BIZARRO UNIVERSE |
pants |
#bizarro #dc-comics #dicklicking #dj-rapekit #pants-solo #superman |
6,769 | 9/24/2017 |
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a few extra to cover my future mistakes deuce: HURGLE GURGLE
deuce: HITLER WAS RIGHT
deuce: GURGLE BURGLE
deuce: (THAT'S THE TOILET TALKING, TOTALLY NOT ME
deuce: )
deuce: )
: DEUCE HAS BEEN SENDING MESSAGES TO YOU TOO RAPIDLY, AND IS NOW BEING IGNORED.
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deuce |
#blank-panel #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #empty-panel #hitler #sfw #toilet #too-rapidly #urinal-background #whitespace |
5,739 | 10/16/2014 |
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a few of my favorite things spigot: AND DILDOS AND DUCT TAPE |
spigot |
#single-panel #spigot-solo #uncredited-character #urinal-background |
7,372 | 5/27/2019 |
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a few of my favorite things revisited spigot: I LOVE TO DOWNLOAD AND EAT CORN DOGS |
spigot |
#corn-dog #download #hi-fi #love #pee #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
5,052 | 11/10/2012 |
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a fine mess spigot: LET'S BOTH SQUEEZE INTO THE TUB |
spigot |
#red-background #sfw #spigot-solo #tub |
1,331 | 5/24/2002 |
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a fine romance spigot: HUHHHHHHHHH I'M AS FAT AS I AM ON TV
deuce: THAT SEEMS LIKE A STRANGE THING TO CALL THE BATHROOM
spigot: URMPH SON OF A HONK URF GUH THIS IS A FINE ROMANCE |
deuce spigot |
#afraid-deuce #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #honk #sfw #woodring-room-background |
8,201 | 9/1/2021 |
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a fine team deuce: I'M A HARDON
bung: I'M AN OPEN MOUTH
deuce: WE WILL MAKE A FINE TEAM
bung: LIKE BREAD AND BUTTER
deuce: AND WHORES AND AIDS |
bung deuce |
#a-fine-team #aids #bung-deuce #hardon #mountain-background #mouth #whores |
324 | 8/23/1999 |
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a fireside chat deuce: YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE WORST PART ABOUT LICKING DICK ?!?!?!
deuce: PISSING BLOOD |
deuce |
#angry-panel #blood #deuce-solo #dicklicking #piss #woodring-field-background |
8,655 | 11/28/2022 |
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a frozen conflict deuce: MY GROINABLE, CROTCHABLE AREA IS A FROZEN CONFLICT
pants: DENY THEM THE RIGHT TO EXIST
deuce: MY LEFT BALL IS IRREDENTIST BUT MY RIGHT ONE IS REVANCHIST |
#coy-pants #current-events #deuce-pants #deuces-balls #drunk-deuce #geopolitics #mcdonalds-background #nuts-of-deuce #war |
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7,741 | 5/29/2020 |
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a fun new twist spigot: I KNOW YOU'RE NOT THE BIGGEST FAN OF ANAL SEX
spigot: BUT HAVE YOU TRIED ANAL SEX IN THE >>>>>>>>>> REAR END <<<<<<<<<< ??????????
spigot: IT COULD BE A FUN NEW TWIST ON THINGS |
spigot |
#anal #rear-end #spigot-says #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
3,115 | 5/14/2007 |
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a funeral for deuce pants: WATCH ME POO
ozone: COCK OF THE FUCK OF THE SHIT OF THE DICK |
ozone pants |
#cock-of-the-fuck #death-and-return-of-deuce #ozone-pants #poo #title-mismatch #white-background |
5,935 | 4/30/2015 |
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a future for my boner pants: CAN YOU SEE A FUTURE FOR MY BONER
pants: A FUTUREBONER
pants: I.E. A BONER IN YOUR FUTURE
deuce: IS THIS BONER WE'RE REFERRING TO IN MY FACT MY BONER |
deuce pants |
#boner #deuce-pants #urinal-background |
4,584 | 6/30/2011 |
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a game of nuts pants: DON'T SHOOT I CRIED
pants: BUT THEN IT WAS TOO LATE
pants: I HAD TO LICK ALL THEIR DICKS
deuce: CHALLENGE ME TO A GAME OF NUTS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicklicking #drunk-deuce #nuts #white-background |
2,443 | 7/7/2005 |
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a gay man in my pants (pt. 1) net: ONCE AGAIN, I MUST REPORT THAT THERE IS A GAY MAN IN MY PANTS
deuce: DO I KNOW HIM (OR HER)
net: YES DEFINITELY
net: PERHAPS YOU COULD GET IN HERE WITH US AND TALK HIM OUT OF HERE
deuce: IS IT ME (I'M A LITTLE OUT OF IT RIGHT NOW)
: To be continued tomorrow... |
deuce net |
#acdc #deuce-net #drunk-deuce #gay #gay-man-in-my-pants #mystery #pants #series #woodring-field-background |
2,444 | 7/8/2005 |
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a gay man in my pants (pt. 2) net: I SUPPOSE I COULD LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE AND SAY HEY FREE FAG
deuce: THIS WHOLE CONVERSATION IS STARTING TO COME INTO FOCUS NOW
deuce: IT'S YOUR OWN DICK ISN'T IT
net: LET ME CHECK
net: YES (YES IT IS) |
deuce net |
#acdc #deuce-net #dicks #fag #gay #gay-man-in-my-pants #mousehole #mystery #pants #series #woodring-room-background |
2,789 | 6/19/2006 |
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a gentle introduction hanford: WELCOME TO BONEQUEST
atandt: ROCK ON
hanford: DO NOT PUT YOUR HAND IN THE MOUSEHOLE
atandt: BOY HOWDY
hanford: IT'S LIKE A GAY DISCO IN THERE
atandt: YOU DON'T SAY |
atandt hanford |
#atandt-hanford #mousehole #woodring-room-background #you-dont-say |
4,827 | 3/13/2012 |
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a gentle word, a kind look deuce: I LIKE MARSHMELLOW BROWNIES AND EASTER PEEPS AND CHEX MIX
deuce: ALL OUT OF CHEX MIX????
deuce: RRRRRR RAPING THE AIR |
deuce |
#chex-mix #deuce-solo #deucegrin #easter-peeps #gentle-deuce #mousehole #product-placement #rape #typo #woodring-room-background |
5,948 | 5/13/2015 |
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a gentleman's agreement pants: PUT YOUR JUNK IN THE DRAWER AND I'LL SLAM IT
pants: MY BONER HAS ACCESS TO A CLOAKING DEVICE
pants: DOESN'T HELP |
pants |
#boner #dong-slamming #genital-mutilation #hospital-background #pants-solo #weird-pants-face |
7,033 | 6/23/2018 |
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a gift for the neighbors |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #filename #hospital-background #poo #smearing #unix #weird-pants-face |
633 | 6/19/2000 |
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a glass of rape spigot: I HATE IT WHEN THEY DON'T TAKE IT OUT RIGHT AWAY
spigot: IT'S LIKE ENOUGH ALREADY
spigot: BUT HE'S ALL "ACTUALLY I NEED TO FINISH"
spigot: SO I JUST BEND THERE AND TAKE IT
spigot: "HMM, I'LL BE DONE IN A MINUTE"
spigot: WHILE I HAVE THAT DOPEY BORED LOOK ON MY FACE
spigot: I'LL HAVE A CROISSANDWICH AND A GLASS OF RAPE |
spigot |
#woodring-field-background |
5,714 | 9/21/2014 |
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a good boy pants: WHO'S A GOOD BOY
deuce: I AM I AM
pants: YOU'RE A GOOD BOY
deuce: SPLATTER ME WITH BLOOD AND PISS
pants: YES YOU ARE |
deuce pants |
#blood #deuce-pants #deucegrin #piss #woodring-stairs-background |
7,707 | 4/26/2020 |
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a good firearm for a first time owner pants: t deuce do you think this would be a good firearm for a first-time owner
pants: HLAGHULAHGLUAG
deuce: it is classified as a destructive device so you cannot own it legally |
deuce pants |
#barf #cucumber #deuce-pants #firearm #gun #multiple-backgrounds #photo #roman-shower |
6,666 | 6/3/2017 |
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a good impression pants: WHY DO I HAVE TO WEAR A TIE TO THE TOILETS
deuce: BECAUSE YOU WANT TO MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION, DON'T YOU |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #first-impression #interview #single-panel #tie #toilet #urinal-background |
54 | 10/21/1998 |
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a good laugh spigot: ACCORDING TO THE 1997 MOTORCYCLE SUPPLEMENT FROM THE DMV, WHEN YOUR REAR TIRE GOES FLAT THE BICYCLE SWINGS "JERKILY" FROM SIDE TO SIDE, WELL WE ALL HAD A GOOD LAUGH AND I FAILED |
#dmv #motorcycle #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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59 | 10/29/1998 |
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a good magician spigot: I LIKE TO PRACTICE BEING GAY IN FRONT OF A MIRROR
spigot: NOTE: A GOOD MAGICIAN NEVER CHOKES DOWN THE SAME DICK TWICE
spigot: THAT'S THE LAST TIME I BUY COMEDY FROM WAL-MART |
#comedy #failed-comedy #magic #spigot-solo #wal-mart #woodring-field-background |
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4,492 | 3/20/2011 |
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a good old fashioned pants: GIVE ME A GOOD OLD FASHIONED BLACKOUT |
pants |
#pants-solo #urinal-background |
98 | 1/3/1999 |
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a good running start dick: WHEN FACE RAPING SOMEONE THERE'S SOMETHING TO BE SAID FOR GETTING A GOOD RUNNING START
deuce: ALSO LUBRICATION (USU. TEARS) |
deuce dick |
#deuce-dick #lubrication #mousehole #rape #woodring-room-background |
3,895 | 7/2/2009 |
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a good squeeze spigot: DEUCE AND I ARE TRYING TO TALK PRIVATELY
spigot: T DEUCE THEN I'D GRAB YOUR NUTS AND GIVE THEM A GOOD SQUEEZE UNTIL YOU THREW UP ALL OVER YOURSELF |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #genital-mutilation #nuts #nuts-of-deuce #privacy #urinal-background #vomit |
5,023 | 10/12/2012 |
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a grand love story pants: HEY JEW
deuce: WHAT UP MUSLIM
pants: EATIN' PORK
deuce: WEIRD SAME |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #blue-background #deuce-pants #haram #jews #muslims #not-kosher |
8,637 | 11/10/2022 |
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a great day spigot: THIS IS A GREAT DAY FOR PICTURES OF MY PENIS |
#alt-text #mountain-background #spigot-solo |
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3,585 | 8/26/2008 |
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a great idea spigot: I ACTUALLY THOUGHT OF A GREAT IDEA FOR A WEB GAME
spigot: OKAY, IT TAKES A BRIEF EXPLANATION BUT IT GOES LIKE THIS
spigot: UP YOURS FAGGOT
deuce: STRANGELY ENOUGH I KNEW THAT WAS COMING |
deuce spigot |
#bait-and-switch #deuce-spigot #gaming #urinal-background |
8,688 | 12/31/2022 |
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a great, great question deuce: CAN I CHOP MY OWN DICK OFF OR DO I NEED SOMEONE ELSE TO DO IT
pants: THAT'S A GREAT, GREAT QUESTION
pants: I DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER
pants: BUT I CAN FIND SOMEBODY WHO DOES
pants: AND THEN I'LL GET BACK TO YOU
deuce: WELL THEN LET'S GET ON A GOOGLE MEET AND CRY IT OUT
pants: CONNECTING...
pants: GOOGLE MEET HAS BEEN DEPRECATED
deuce: [DICK PIC] |
#bored-pants #coy-pants #crying #deuce-dick #deuce-pants #dick #dick-pics #dismemberment #drunk-deuce #gay #genital-mutilation #physical-comedy #pink-background #question #somber-deuce #tranny #weird-pants-face |
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3,877 | 6/14/2009 |
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a groove called love (deuce): WORKING ON A GROOVE CALLED LOVE
(spigot): T DEUCE I'M WORKING ON MY FIFTH DANISH AND A CORN DOG
spigot: EXCUSE ME BUT I'M ENTITLED TO RICH MILK CHOCOLATE *AND* FLUFFY NOUGAT
deuce: WHEN YOU USE THE WORD NOUGAT YOU MAKE ME ALL GIDDY |
deuce spigot |
#corn-dog #danish #deuce-pants #deuce-spigot #jody-watley #milk-chocolate #nougat #sfw #urinal-background #whisper |
1,430 | 8/29/2002 |
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a handjob for john ashcroft (drunk at work) pants: JOHN ASHCROFT NEEDS A HANDJOB
pants: AND I KNOW JUST THE MAN FOR THE JOB
pants: I'M GOING TO WORK YOUR GODDAMN DICK MISTER MAN
pants: YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST
pants: AS I DO MY THING YOU'RE GOING TO STUTTER AND BLINK
pants: BUH HUB BUH FABULOUS I'VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE BUH
pants: MAYBE ONCE OR TWICE AT CAMP HUHHHHH MMM
pants: AND THE YMCA HUFF HUFF HUFF
pants: LATER HE WILL BE CURIOUS ABOUT THE USE OF THE MOUTH
pants: I WILL SHOW HIM THE WAYS OF THE WORLD
pants: CAN I GET PAID NOW
hanford: GET OFF MY STAGE IF YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING |
hanford pants |
#alcohol #coy-pants #hanford-pants #huffy-pants #john-ashcroft #mouth #politics #special-guest #title-mismatch |
4,915 | 6/14/2012 |
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a hard reset pants: I SUGGEST A HARD RESET (RE: HITTING ME HARD IN THE FACE) |
pants |
#black-background #pants-solo #sfw #single-panel #violence |
7,159 | 10/27/2018 |
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a hard rule pants: do women have dicks or is that just dudes
deuce: mostly
pants: is it a hard rule or are we talking notable exceptions
deuce: unclear |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicks #ts #women #woodring-room-background |
2,492 | 8/25/2005 |
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a healthy debate this is not ozone: (EV1): UNIT 0, REVISION 3.
deuce: COCKS ???
ozone: DICKS !!!
deuce: WE'RE IN AGREEMENT THEN |
deuce ozone |
#deuce-ozone #drunk-deuce #unix #woodring-stairs-background |
5,641 | 7/10/2014 |
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a heavy grift pants: IT'S A HEAVY GRIFT
pants: HOW TO GET HOLD OF THAT DICK
pants: THIS WILL REQUIRE A CLEVER PLAN |
pants |
#dick #grift #pants-solo #planning #scam #urinal-background |
4,775 | 1/18/2012 |
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a helpful hint spigot: HINT: I'M SUCKING YOU RIGHT NOW (LOOK DOWN)
spigot: SURPRISE
spigot: AND JUST LIKE THAT HE WAS GONE |
spigot |
#cocksucking #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
3,213 | 8/20/2007 |
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a hen or a duck pants: I AM A HEN
pants: BUK BUK
deuce: T PANTS THAT'S A DUCK
pants: BUK |
deuce pants |
#amd-geode #buk-buk #deuce-pants #duck #hen #motherboard #pants-discolored-leg #soekris #uncategorized-mosaic-background |
4,896 | 5/26/2012 |
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a holiday tradition worth celebrating pants: SCARED
pants: OH WHAT THE HELL
pants: HAW HAWHAWH AWIH LAFIALFDH AILFSH DICKS |
pants |
#grey-background #pants-solo |
5,497 | 2/15/2014 |
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a hollow voice deuce: A HOLLOW VOICE SAYS "COCKS"
pants: FOLLOWED BY A SERIES OF OTHER LOW HOLLOW VOICES: "SURE" "YUP" "I'LL TAKE TWO" "MMMMM" |
deuce pants |
#deja-vu #deuce-pants #grey-background #infocom #somber-deuce #zork |
7,356 | 5/11/2019 |
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a horrible hellscape deuce: Jesus Christ why did I get up before 7
pants: it's cold and stupid out
deuce: a horrible hellscape |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #jesus #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
8,508 | 7/4/2022 |
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a horrible inhospitable place pants: THE WEB IS A HORRIBLE INHOSPITABLE PLACE
deuce: IT IS
pants: WHY DIDN'T WE STOP AT GOPHER |
#corndog-background #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #gopher #internet #sfw #vintage-internet #web |
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5,305 | 7/25/2013 |
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a huge bend in it deuce: MY DICK HAS A HUGE BEND IN IT AFTER THE DOOR SLAMMING INCIDENT |
deuce |
#bend #deuce-solo #dick #dong-slamming #genital-mutilation #woodring-stairs-background |
7,941 | 12/15/2020 |
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a huge disgusting orgy deuce: NEXT PARTY: EVERYONE DOES ECSTASY AND HANGS OUT, ENDS UP IN A HUGE, DISGUSTING ORGY
effigy: I WILL BRING VIAGRA
spigot: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR FROM EITHER OF YOU EVER AGAIN |
deuce effigy spigot |
#deuce-effigy-spigot #drugs #feet-above-floor #mdma #mountain-background #orgy #viagra |
475 | 1/14/2000 |
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a huge spaceship spigot: FOLKS THE SUN'S ATMOSPHERE HAS EXPANDED TO ENGULF AND DESTROY MERCURY AND VENUS!!!!!!! CAN WE PLEASE START WORKING ON A HUGE SPACESHIP???????
spigot: THE OCEANS ARE BOILING AND THE SKY IS A DEEP RED AND EVERYONE'S COMPLAINING!!!!!!!!!!!! DOES ANYONE HAVE EPISODE 1 OF FELICITY ON TAPE
spigot: PEOPLE ARE COLLAPSING AND MELTING INTO THE SIDEWALK!!!!!! BUILDINGS ARE BEING UPROOTED BY HUGE BUBBLING BURSTS OF LAVA AND VOLCANIC SMOKE!!!!!!!!! HOPEFULLY KINKO'S WILL BE OPEN SO I CAN FINISH MY ZINE!!!!!!!!!! |
spigot |
#britney-spears #felicity #folks #kinkos #lava #mercury #mountain-background #ocean #sfw #sky #spaceship #spigot-solo #sun #venus #zine |
5,556 | 4/15/2014 |
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a human beat box spigot: MMR URF I'M A HUMAN BEAT BOX DON'T COPY THAT FLOPPY HURR HIP BIP |
spigot |
#beatboxing #floppy #rap #sfw #spigot-solo #yellow-background |
8,240 | 10/10/2021 |
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a is for pants: OR AS I LIKE TO CALL IT, "SUNDAY"
deuce: GLHGAHGA |
deuce pants |
#aardvark #alphabet #sfw #single-panel #somber-deuce #sunday #woodring-stairs-background |
598 | 5/16/2000 |
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a jerkcity tribute pants: A JERKCITY TRIBUTE TO THE LESS IMPORTANT CHARACTERS STARRING MOST OF THEM
spigot: YAY
pants: I MEAN TO SAY THE ONES THAT ARE LESS FUNNY OR WHATEVER IS LESS INSULTING
spigot: JUST TRY TO BE QUIET
pants: I AM SO SORRY FOR THE TROUBLE I CAUSED
spigot: A WHAT
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pants spigot |
#mountain-background |
3,267 | 10/13/2007 |
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a kind of toilet spigot: I'M KIND OF A TOILET
deuce: T SPIGOT ON MY WAY |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dick-pit #dj-rapekit #single-panel #toilet #white-background |
7,977 | 1/20/2021 |
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a letter from our co-founders pants: DOMESTIC TERRORISM AT THE US CAPITOL THREATENED DEMOCRACY
deuce: AND WE DENOUNCE IT
deuce: IN THESE TRYING TIMES WE'D LIKE TO TAKE A STAND ON ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT YET DIVISIVE ISSUES OF OUR TIME
pants: BURGER KING’S DELICIOUS ALL BEEF FLAME BROILED WHOPPER
deuce: THE $3 SNACK BOX INCLUDES 10 PC NUGGETS, 1 MED FRIES, 1 CHEESEBURGER, 1 SMALL SOFT DRINK
deuce: EVERY DAY, MORE THAN 11 MILLION GUESTS VISIT BURGER KING® RESTAURANTS AROUND THE WORLD
pants: BONEQUEST WOULD LIKE TO SALUTE OUR HEROES, OR WHOEVER STUCK AN ONION RING IN THE FRIES BECAUSE FUCK YEAH THAT’S THE BEST
deuce: BURGER KING
pants: HOME OF THE WHOPPER® |
deuce pants |
#advertising #blue-background #bored-pants #brand-colors #burger-king #coy-pants #current-events #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #fat #fatness #food #huffy-pants #multiple-backgrounds #politics #red-background #sfw #somber-deuce #yellow-background |
442 | 12/15/1999 |
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a letter to ice cube pants: DEAR MISTER CUBE
deuce: YOU ARE ANGRY ABOUT SOMETHING
pants: I AM WRITING TO INQUIRE ABOUT THE HEALTH BENEFITS OF SMALL OR MEDIUM SIZED DICKS IN MY ASS
deuce: LOVE, PANTS
pants: P.S. I LIKE POO |
deuce pants |
#anal #deuce-pants #dicks #drunk-deuce #ice-cube #mousehole #pants-sending-letters #poo #woodring-room-background |
7,432 | 7/26/2019 |
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a little bit spigot: may i be honest with you
deuce: uh oh
spigot: it feels like it might be for fags a little bit
spigot: a little bit for fags |
deuce spigot |
#be-gay-with-me #deuce-spigot #faggy #fags #mountain-background #stall |
6,286 | 4/30/2016 |
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a little house in the woods pants: DOWNLOAD ME
pants: I'LL LIVE ON YOUR DESKTOP FOREVER
pants: A LITTLE HOUSE IN THE WOODS
pants: PASSERS BY CAN SEE LAMPLIGHT THROUGH THE LONE WINDOW: "HE MUST BE SO LONELY"
pants: BEATING OFF IN A FRENZY |
pants |
#beating-off #coy-pants #farts #funloving-nonsense #huffy-pants #pants-solo #urinal-background |
7,204 | 12/11/2018 |
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a little kitchy pants: why don't you beat me off jazz-style (free form but not out of bounds)
deuce: what about blues-style or even swing-style
pants: seems a little kitchy |
deuce pants |
#beating-off #blues #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #jazz #kitsch #swing #typo #woodring-field-background |
1,453 | 9/21/2002 |
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a little more j, a lot less o deuce: JJJJJJJJJJJJJJ
spigot: A LITTLE MORE J AND A LOT LESS O
spigot: ACTUALLY LET'S TRY TO EQUALIZE THE J WITH THE O
deuce: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
spigot: WAY WAY TOO MUCH O |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #jo #sfw |