BONEQUEST perspective-dice-random ABOUT

EPISODES: A-Z

No. Date   Title / Dialog Players Tags
8,074 4/27/2021 a big breakfast
spigot: THAT IS WHEN HE FINALLY ADMITTED THAT HE WAS AT THE LOCATION WHERE THE WOMAN HAD SPOTTED HIM, BUT SAID HE ONLY PULLED OUT HIS PENIS TO PLAY WITH IT AS PART OF THE DIGESTION PROCESS AFTER HAVING A BIG BREAKFAST. deuce: ISN'T THAT ALWAYS HOW IT WORKS spigot: IT'S NOT SEXUAL ASSAULT IF YOU SNEAK IN ONE KISS
deuce
spigot
#big-chungus
#current-events
#deuce-spigot
#mountain-background
#penis
#police
#sexual-assault
#somber-deuce
6,231 3/5/2016 a big can-do
pants: SLAM THE TOILET SEAT SHUT ON MY WANG deuce: THAT'S A BIG CAN-DO
deuce
pants
#can-do
#deuce-pants
#dong-slamming
#empty-auditorium-background
#genital-mutilation
#miscredited-character
#single-panel
#uncredited-character
#wang
4,269 7/26/2010 a big hat
spigot: I'M A COCKSUCKING COWBOY WITH A BIG HAT WHO NEEDS EXTRA ATTENTION AROUND THE DICK AND SOMEONE WHO KNOWS HTML
spigot
#big-hat
#brokeback-mountain
#cocksucking
#cowboy
#deja-vu
#dick
#haberdashery
#html
#spigot-solo
4,594 7/10/2011 a big joke
spigot: SERIOUS COCKS WAITING FOR ME IN THE STUDENT LOUNGE spigot: OKAY GUESS THE FLYER WAS A BIG JOKE spigot: GUESS I'LL TRUDGE ON OVER TO THE CAFE D'NUTS
spigot
#black-background
#cafe-d-nuts
#mouse-cursor
#spigot-solo
3,561 8/2/2008 a big man
pants: T DEUCE DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A BIG MAN WHEN YOU MAKE ME DRINK FROM THE TOILET pants: T DEUCE DOES IT deuce: T PANTS FRANKLY YES
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#huffy-pants
#toilet
#woodring-field-background
7,398 6/22/2019 a big metal box
pants: i have polio deuce: here's a big metal box to live in
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#hospital-background
#iron-lung
#polio
#sfw
#single-panel
609 5/26/2000 a big red snapper
spigot: I WENT ON A FISHING TRIP WITH FIVE GUYS AND CAME BACK WITH A BIG RED SNAPPER spigot: IT SAYS SO NEXT TO MY REFERENCES, HOME PHONE pants: I'M A FUCK PUPPET
spigot
#fish
#fishing
#five-guys
#fuck-puppet
#pants-spigot
#phone
#red-snapper
#telephone
#telephony
#woodring-field-background
8,999 11/7/2023 a big tree
spigot: HOW ABOUT A BIG TREE WHERE MILLENNIALS CAN RENT A NOOSE FOR THE NIGHT
#bedpods
#brown-background
#millennials
#no-title-card
#spigot-solo
#suicide
7,563 12/4/2019 a big wide world
deuce: shake yo titties pants: an unknown number of stupid little titties deuce: unspecified but almost certainly not zero and probably not exactly one pants: it's a big wide world of titties out there deuce: beyond that, unknown pants: so many titties
deuce
pants
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#ice-cube
#math
#plant
#tits
#titties
#woodring-field-background
1,973 2/26/2004 a bird yeah
pants: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T GIVE IT UP ON DEMAND YOU DUMB WHORE pants: YOU ARE A GODDAMN VENDING MACHINE WAS RE: OR ELSE pants: I DON'T NEED TO DEHUMANIZE YOU YOU'RE ALREADY A TOOL LIKE THE BOTTLE OPENER OR THE BONG
pants
#bong
#lowercase
#misogyny
#pants-solo
#vending-machine
#was-re
#woodring-room-background
863 2/4/2001 a bj from someone far away
spigot: NOW STEPHEN HAWKING IS SAYING BLACK HOLES ARE NATURE’S GLORYHOLES AND YOU CAN GET A BJ FROM SOMEONE WAY FAR AWAY spigot: I CAN’T REALLY UNDERSTAND HIS SPEECH THING
spigot
#altered
#blowjob
#cosmology
#glory-hole
#spigot-solo
#stephen-hawking
#woodring-stairs-background
5,838 1/23/2015 a bouquet of love
deuce: T PANTS WOULD YOU LIKE A BOUQUET OF LOVE pants: T DEUCE I WON'T BE FOOLED AGAIN deuce: OH YES YOU WILL pants: ALL RIGHT BOUQUET ME
deuce
pants
#angry-panel
#boner
#bouquet
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#huffy-pants
#love
#mountain-background
1,907 12/23/2003 a brand new wang for xmas
pants: T DEUCE I WOULD LIKE AN XMAS PRESENT deuce: T PANTS HOW ABOUT A NEW WANG pants: T DEUCE THIS ONE IS FINE (IT JUST NEEDS SOME PAINT)
deuce
pants
#christmas
#deuce-pants
#dick
#woodring-stairs-background
6,703 7/15/2017 a bride of christ
spigot: T PANTS WILL YOU DO ME A SIMPLE KINDNESS AND MAKE A LIFELONG VIRGINITY PLEDGE TO JESUS AND BECOME A BRIDE OF CHRIST pants: T SPIGOT BURSTING INTO TEARS
pants
spigot
#jesus
#pants-spigot
#pledge
#religion
#single-panel
#urinal-background
4,103 2/4/2010 a brief intermission
spigot: I NEED TO BE JERKED OVER HERE
spigot
#bonequest-hi-fi
#intermission
#jerking
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
642 6/28/2000 a bright shiny angel
spigot: I'M A BRIGHT SHINY ANGEL OF GOD, SENT DOWN FROM HEAVEN TO LICK DICK IN THE TOILET !!!!!! spigot: GLORY BE
spigot
#dicklicking
#religion
#spigot-solo
#toilet
#woodring-stairs-background
952 5/5/2001 a broken dream
deuce: WHAT DO YOU MEAN LEONARD NIMOY IS JEWISH?
deuce
#deuce-solo
#jewish
#jews
#star-trek
#woodring-field-background
6,474 11/8/2016 a bug that scares my friend
deuce: WHY IS "THE PRICE IS RIGHT" THEME SONG GOING THROUGH MY HEAD pants: A DONG deuce: A QUEER deuce: A FEMALE QUEER deuce: GAY deuce: A POCKET FULL OF COCK pants: :NOTES: deuce: BEE deuce: A BUG THAT SCARES MY FRIEND deuce: BAA deuce: THE SOUND THAT A SHEEP MAKES deuce: NOT EVEN TRYING TO RHYME pants: :MUSICAL_NOTE: pants: T DEUCE DICKS deuce: I DON'T BELIEVE THAT FOR A SECOND
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#do-re-mi
#drunk-deuce
#earworm
#emoji
#huffy-pants
#rhyming
#singing
#somber-deuce
#the-price-is-right
#the-sound-of-music
#urinal-background
#weird-pants-face
9,591 6/20/2025 a burden to society but not a disgrace to the lord
spigot: MY EXTRA LARGE PENIS IS A BURDEN TO SOCIETY spigot: BUT NOT A DISGRACE TO THE LORD effigy: YOU'RE WASTING GAS ON THE BUS WITH THAT GIANT DONG spigot: MAYBE IT CAN DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE BORG
#borg
#bus
#dong
#effigy-spigot
#funloving-nonsense
#gunmetal-background
#jesus
#no-title-card
#penis-of-spigot
#star-trek
4,386 11/20/2010 a celebration of sorts
pants: HALGUHLAGHULAHULGHALG pants: FUCK YEAH pants: GAHLAGHLAUHGLUAHGULAGAG
pants
#cocksucking-noises
#diaper
#pants-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
2,306 2/20/2005 a celebration of women
spigot: CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLONK BONK URF MACE RAPINGS
spigot
#mace
#rape
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
8,663 12/6/2022 a change of pace
pants: MAYBE I SHOULD BARF ON MY OWN COCK FOR A CHANGE
#pants-solo
#roman-shower
#woodring-field-background
6,712 7/24/2017 a chorus line
spigot: A CHORUS LINE OF PISSING DICKS spigot: CAN A MAN GET A DOO-DAH deuce: THE DICKS ARE KICKING THEIR LEGS IN SYNCHRONY (WHILE PISSING)
deuce
spigot
#camptown-races
#deuce-spigot
#piss
#sad-deuce
#somber-deuce
#woodring-field-background
7,179 11/16/2018 a class act
deuce: I'LL TAKE MY SWEET TIME THANK YOU pants: GETTIN' AROUND TO GETTIN' AROUND pants: t deuce my sweater has patches on the elbows deuce: you are a class act deuce: a real dame
deuce
pants
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#nu-urinal-background
#sfw
#weird-pants-face
7,343 4/28/2019 a class act
pants: i drink piss from a glass deuce: because you're a class act
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#elegance
#incest
#piss
#single-panel
#urophagia
#white-background
8,593 9/27/2022 a clear progression
:and: IT GOES pants: PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL pants: I SAID PLEASE deuce: SAY PRETTY PLEASE deuce: WITH SUGAR ON TOP deuce: AND A SLICE OF DICK deuce: A SLAB OF DICK pants: I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING pants: (THE THEMES AT PLAY) deuce: A DOLLOP OF DICK deuce: SLICE, SLAB, DOLLOP deuce: IT'S A CLEAR PROGRESSION AND THE RESULT IS [UNINTELLIGIBLE]
#angry-panel
#bored-pants
#caption
#coy-pants
#deja-vu
#deuce-pants
#deucegrin
#dick
#drunk-deuce
#huffy-pants
#meow
#mountain-background
#needful
#please
#satire
#somber-deuce
7,870 10/5/2020 a clear progression
:: SO IT GOES pants: PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL pants: I SAID PLEASE deuce: SAYPRETTY PLEASE deuce: WITH SUGAR ON TOP deuce: AND A SLICEOF AIDS deuce: A SLAB OF AIDS pants: I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING pants: (THE THEMES AT PLAY) deuce: A DOLLOP OF DICK deuce: SLICE, SLAB, DOLLOP deuce: IT'S A CLEAR PROGRESSION AND THE RESULT IS [UNINTELLIGIBLE]
deuce
pants
#aids
#caption
#deja-vu
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#feet-above-floor
#huffy-pants
#mountain-background
#needful
#somber-deuce
2,729 4/20/2006 a close one
spigot: PORN SLOTH deuce: THE EIGHTH DEADLY SIN bung: SHHH, HERE COMES DAD bung: FAG! bung: HOLD THAT DOG STILL OR ELSE deuce: PHEW THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE HE ALMOST SAW US
bung
deuce
spigot
#bestiality
#black-background
#bung-deuce-spigot
#dog
#porn
#zoophilia
2,289 2/3/2005 a cocksucking commando storming the countryside
pants: GGGGGGGGGGGGGGG pants: I'M A COCKSUCKING COMMANDO STORMING THE COUNTRYSIDE spigot: T PANTS I DON'T LIKE THAT GAY TALK pants: I'M SORRY
pants
spigot
#cocksucking
#gay-talk
#not-gay
#pants-spigot
#watch-the-profanity
#woodring-room-background
5,196 4/7/2013 a cold and lonely sock
pants: SOMEWHERE THERE IS A COLD AND LONELY SOCK (PROBABLY IN LANDFILL AT THIS MOMENT)
pants
#pants-solo
#parking-lot
#sfw
#sock
#sock-in-a-parking-lot
#woodring-room-background
647 7/2/2000 a complicated cry for help
pants: WE THE PEOPLE pants: IN ORDER TO FORM A MORE PERFECT UNION pants: ESTABLISH JUSTICE AND A BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF pants: HI I'M PANTS, PERHAPS YOU'VE SEEN MY WORK HERE IN JERKCITY pants: OR UNDER THE OVERPASS SUCKING COCK LIKE A MAN ON A MISSION FROM GOD pants: WHAT pants: YES, THAT'S ALL I'VE GOT pants: MAYBE YOU COULD JUST DRAW A BIG BONG IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WHOLE THING OR SOMETHING
pants
#bong
#edited
#marijuana
#meta
#pants-from-jerkcity
#pants-solo
#woodring-room-background
31 9/23/1998 a conundrum
deuce: I HAVE A CONUNDRUM pants: CALL A DOCTOR QUICK pants: WHAT IS THE CONUNDRUM? deuce: I HAVE TWO BALLS -- I WANT THREE pants: THAT IS NOT A CONUNDRUM
deuce
pants
#altered
#balls
#deuce-pants
#gay
#woodring-stairs-background
1,729 6/25/2003 A Cookie
: PANTS EATS A COOKIE : PANTS EATS ANOTHER COOKIE : PANTS GOTO EATS A COOKIE
pants
#basic
#caption
#cookies
#fatness
#goto
#okay-pants-face
#pants-solo
#programming
#sfw
#smooth-fonts
#woodring-stairs-background
545 3/24/2000 a cornfed american beauty
pants: MY MOUTH pants: SHE'S A BEAUTY pants: AIN'T SHE atandt: A ONE IN A MILLION MOUTH
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#bonequest-hd
#huffy-pants
#mouth
#mouth-of-pants
#sfw
#the-tubes
#woodring-field-background
5,093 12/24/2012 a cracker jack surprise
pants: THE MAGICAL LEGEND OF MY BONER deuce: THIS CHRISTIANITY THING IS A RUSE deuce: HERE I FOLLOWED THE DICK AND ALL I FOUND WAS A CRACKER JACK SURPRISE !!!!!!!! deuce: **** LOSER ****
deuce
pants
#boner
#cracker-jack
#deuce-pants
#religion
#woodring-den-background
4,228 6/15/2010 a cracking sound
deuce: TWISTING YOUR ARMS UNTIL THEY MAKE A CRACKING SOUND AND THEN KISSING YOU SOFTLY deuce: THE ONLY WAY I CAN GET IT UP IS IF YOU CALL ME AGNES pants: PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE
deuce
pants
#a-love-story
#deuce-pants
#urinal-background
52 10/19/1998 a crip or a blood
pants: IF I'M FAT BOY THEN YOU'RE LITTLE MAN SO SHUT THE FUCK UP LITTLE MAN pants: YOU HEARD ME RIGHT pants: NOW YOU'VE EMBARASSED ME IN FRONT OF THE GANG pants: NOW I'LL NEVER BE A CRIP (OR A BLOOD OR WHATEVER YOU FAGS ARE)
#deuce-pants
#deucegrin
#gang
#huffy-pants
#initiation
#woodring-room-background
7,266 2/10/2019 a cross-over cinematic multiverse
pants: hoping we can have a cross-over cinematic multiverse where ted bundy goes to the fyre documentary and murders all the influencers
pants
#current-events
#fyre-festival
#netflix
#pants-solo
#sfw
#single-panel
#white-background
3,183 7/21/2007 a crowd forms
pants: A CROWD FORMS AROUND MY BALLS pants: NOBODY SAID ANYTHING ABOUT A CHILD MOLESTING SIM pants: OR DID THEY
pants
#balls
#child-molesting-sim
#huffy-pants
#molestation
#pants-solo
2,095 6/28/2004 a crown of thorns on -his- wang
pants: HOHLGAH LAUGLUAGH THE SON OF GOD IS A FAG AND LIKES IT UALGHALUH LAHHAL HALGAG ALL HOLY AND ERECT HALGHALG HLHGALH GLAGLAG EVEN A CROWN OF THORNS HERE HLUAHGL UAHHGLAHGLAHGLAHGL AGLHALUGHLAG JESUS IS COMING deuce: GOD ALMIGHTY pants: I HAVE SUCKED HIM OFF TO DEATH pants: HELP ME PUT HIM ON THIS CROSS (WE'LL BLAME THE JEWS) deuce: BLAGHLUBAGLBAG
deuce
pants
#cocksucking
#deuce-pants
#jesus
#jews
#religion
#white-background
6,828 11/23/2017 a culture which allows sexual harrassment to continue
spigot: T DEUCE DO YOU EVER REFLECT ON HOW WE PASSIVELY PARTICIPATE IN A CULTURE WHICH ALLOWS SEXUAL HARRASSMENT TO CONTINUE deuce: T SPIGOT SHOW US YOUR TITS
deuce
spigot
#current-events
#deuce-spigot
#feminism
#nu-urinal-background
#sexual-harassment
#single-panel
6,865 12/30/2017 a cup of sugar
effigy: CAN I BORROW A CUP OF SUGAR? effigy: I'M TRYING TO GET A HUMMINGBIRD TO DRINK OUT OF MY PENIS. deuce: BORROW ??? NO deuce: HAVE ??? YES
deuce
effigy
#correct-grammar
#deuce-effigy
#drunk-deuce
#hummingbird
#nature
#ornithology
#penis
#sounding
#woodring-room-background
1,710 6/6/2003 a dangerous drug
deuce: I'M AN UNEDUCATED MORON PARENT WHO SHOULD HAVE BEEN PRESCREENED FOR ELIGIBILITY TO FUCKING CARRY ON MY GENES spigot: A DANGEROUS DRUG CALLED MTV
deuce
spigot
#bunny
#deuce-spigot
#drugs
#eugenics
#mousehole
#mtv
#parent
#woodring-room-background
881 2/22/2001 a day at the races
: 1996 spigot: ALL THESE DOLE POSTERS????? PAMPHLETS???? WHAT IS YOUR POSITION ON RECYCLING?????? : 2000 spigot: ALL THESE GORE POSTERS????? PAMPHLETS???? WHAT IS YOUR POSITION ON RECYCLING?????? : 2004 spigot: ALL THESE BUSH POSTERS????? PAMPHLETS???? WHAT IS YOUR POSITION ON RECYCLING??????
spigot
#caption
#spigot-solo
#voting
#woodring-room-background
5,062 11/20/2012 a day in the life
deuce: MY TUMMY HURTS deuce: OOPS TOOK A SHIT
deuce
#black-background
#deuce-solo
#shit
#stomachache
195 4/20/1999 a day in the life
pants: HE SMILES EVEN THOUGH I AM PUNCHING HIM, USING HIM AS A JACKOFF FAMILIAR
pants
#pants-solo
#usenet
#woodring-stairs-background
8,618 10/22/2022 a debate
spigot: YOU SAY DICKLICKING, I SAY RECLAIMING YOUTHFUL VIGOR spigot: CLOSE THE DOOR
#dicklicking
#mousehole
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
9,448 1/28/2025 a delicate balance indeed
deuce: EATING RITZ CRACKERS AND SPRAY CHEESE IN PREPARATION FOR A FROZEN PIZZA pants: AN APPETIZER pants: I'M GOING TO SUCK DICK IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER deuce: SERVICE GUARANTEES CITIZENSHIP pants: SO DOES DICKSUCKING pants: IT'S A DELICATE BALANCE
#bored-pants
#cheese
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#dicksucking
#drunk-deuce
#food
#frozen-pizza
#huffy-pants
#matt-foley
#no-title-card
#oral-sex
#pizza
#somber-deuce
#starship-troopers
#teal-background
6,216 2/18/2016 a delicate operation
pants: YOU HOLD THE SCREWDRIVER AND I'LL PRY THE PILLS OUT OF THE ROOMBA
pants
#deja-vu
#drugs
#huffy-pants
#pants-solo
#pills
#roomba
#sfw
#urinal-background
8,703 1/15/2023 a dick down there
effigy: ...YOU CAN STILL SHAVE YOUR BOX THOUGH, RIGHT? pants: I HAVEN'T SEEN MY BOX FOR 17 YEARS pants: THERE MIGHT BE A DICK DOWN THERE FOR ALL I KNOW
#dick
#effigy-pants
#huffy-pants
#hygiene
#refer-back-to-strip-2635
#shave
#shaving
#stalldoor-background
7,602 1/12/2020 a dick in each hand
spigot: a dick in each hand, a cock in my mouth and a big dumb dong stuffed up my rear end spigot: half-life 4 confirmed
spigot
#cock
#dick
#dong
#dumb-dong
#half-life
#spigot-solo
#video-games
#woodring-room-background
6,237 3/11/2016 a direct order
spigot: HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK FAT : SPIGOT LEAVES pants: GO GET HIM AND BRING HIM BACK HERE AND MAKE HIM BE FUNNY deuce: MUST pants: PRIVATE I AM GIVING YOU A DIRECT ORDER deuce: JERK
deuce
pants
spigot
#caption
#deuce-pants-spigot
#failed-comedy
#fatness
#honk
#huffy-pants
#sfw
#spigot-leaves
#spigot-points
#teal-background
#uncredited-character
7,166 11/3/2018 a disturbing pattern
pants: there's a disturbing pattern in my trousers you should totally call scully and investigate deuce: he'll just get distracted with aliens and shit pants: you're thinking mulder, scully is the one who founded apple computers pants: boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys
deuce
pants
#apple
#boys
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#mousehole
#repetition
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-room-background
#x-files
376 10/12/1999 a dollop
deuce: LLHLHLHLHLHLHLH I AM THE GREATEST COCKSUCKER EVER TO GRACE THIS GOD'S EARTH pants: A DOLLOP PLEASE (NOTHING MORE, NOTHING LESS)
deuce
pants
#cocksucker
#deuce-pants
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
2,506 9/8/2005 a dong around my waist like a belt
spigot: TAKE THE OTHER DAY, THERE I AM IN MY KITCHEN AREA WITH THREE PRICKS IN EACH HAND, A DONG AROUND MY WAIST LIKE A BELT AND THE DOORBELL RINGS spigot: WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT: TEN FAT GAY DICKS AND PRICKS STANDING AT THE DOOR DEMANDING ENTRY!!!!!! AND I'M LIKE: WHERE'S THE FIRE?!?!?!?! spigot: WELL AS YOU CAN IMAGINE THEY GAVE ME A GOOD STOMPING AND SMOOSHING AND ON TOP OF ALL THAT THE RASPBERRY HAPPLE-BAPPLE COBBLER I WAS BAKING BURNED RIGHT UP IN THE CROCKPOT
spigot
#apple-bapple
#cobbler
#cooking
#dicks
#gay-dicks
#gay-fatness
#reduplication
#smooshing
#spigot-solo
#violent-disapproval
#woodring-stairs-background
8,915 8/15/2023 a dongle or device
spigot: IS THERE A DONGLE OR DEVICE THAT CONVERTS PIZZA INTO DIARRHEA
#diarrhea
#food
#mountain-background
#pizza
#sfw
#spigot-solo
8,588 9/22/2022 a dreamed force
spigot: JUST GOING TO TUCK IN MY LANYARD HERE spigot: CAN I USE YOUR BATHROOM spigot: `SPLORT` spigot: CAN I USE YOUR BATHROOM spigot: `SPLOP` spigot: CAN WE USE YOUR BATHROOM spigot: `SPLOSH SPLAP SPLAP ` spigot: CAN WE USE YOUR SIDEWALK spigot: `SQUIRP SQUAP SQUOP` spigot: CAN WE USE YOUR MAILBOX spigot: `SPLUT SQUIRSH SQUIRSH ` spigot: CAN WE USE YOUR MIATA spigot: `SPLORT SPLOP SQUIRP SPLOSH SPLAP SPLAP SQUIRP SQUAP SQUOP SPLUT SQUIRSH` spigot: WHY DO ONLY DOGS GET PLASTIC BAGS
#datacenter-background
#defecation
#echinaceamagnus-background
#gotham-background
#mountain-background
#multiple-backgrounds
#onomatopoeia
#poo
#poop
#purple-background
#red-text
#spigot-solo
#splop
#splort
#splut
#squirp
#woodring-field-background
#woodring-stairs-background
#yellow-background
6,638 5/6/2017 a duck choking
spigot: FOLKS THE VIETNAMESE LANGUAGE SOUNDS LIKE A DUCK CHOKING ON A CHICKEN BONE
spigot
#duck
#folks
#linguistics
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
#vietnam
5,744 10/21/2014 a ducks says
deuce: "A COW SAYS [TRAIN ENGINE WHISTLE]" pants: "A DOG SAYS [WAR OF THE WORLDS KLAXON]" deuce: BROOOOOOOOOOOONG deuce: A PIG SAYS [SILENT STAR TREK (2009) LENS FLARE] pants: A DUCKS SAYS [QUACK.WAV]
deuce
pants
#animals
#deuce-pants
#duck
#filename
#huffy-pants
#onomatopoeia
#sfw
#sfx
#sound-effects
#speak-and-say
#urinal-background
#war-of-the-worlds
6,469 11/3/2016 a duel it shall be sir
pants: COCK(S) deuce: HOW DARE YOU deuce: YOU TAKE THAT BACK OR I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL (BY COCK STRANGLING) pants: A DUEL IT SHALL BE SIR (TROUSERS AROUND ANKLES) deuce: HBLHBLHBLHBHBLHBHBHBLHBHBLHBBLHBLHBLHBLBBLHBHB pants: GBLAGHBALGLUAHGBLAGHLABLAHGBLAGA
deuce
pants
#cocks
#deuce-pants
#duel
#huffy-pants
#urinal-background
7,496 9/28/2019 a dystopian sci-fi future
deuce: if you look closely you'll see the biggest problem is that there's a woman in the captain's chair pants: a dystopian sci-fi future
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#frog
#misogyny
#science-fiction
#sfw
#single-panel
#space-nuts-background
#star-trek
#voyager
#women
6,157 12/10/2015 a fair question but not a reasonable question
pants: DOES MY BONER NEED ITS OWN SEPARATE PASSPORT OR CAN I JUST WAVE HIM THROUGH
pants
#airport-security
#boner
#coy-pants
#crater
#new-background
#pants-solo
#passport
#smouldering-crater
#woodring-field-background-2
8,146 7/8/2021 a fair trial
deuce: FOLKS MY BALLS CAN'T GET A FAIR TRIAL IN THIS CITY deuce: ESPECIALLY WHEN THE CRIME THEY ARE ACCUSED OF IS COVERING A CITY AND BLOCKING OUT THE LIGHT (SPECIFICALLY THIS CITY) deuce: I SUGGEST A CHANGE OF VENUE AND PERHAPS A CHANGE OF UNDERWEAR
deuce
#balls
#deuce-solo
#law
#woodring-den-background
2,716 4/6/2006 a fat gay goth standing on the edge of the information apocalpyse
spigot: CHUBBY HUBBY SEEKS AFTERNOON HOOKER!!!!! spigot: MUST LIKE LIVING WITH MOM AND SLEEPING W/NINTENDO CARTS spigot: THIS TIME I'M A FAT GAY GOTH STANDING ON THE EDGE OF THE INFORMATION APOCALYPSE!!!!! spigot: CAN A ZINE SAVE THE WORLD?!?!?!?!?!? spigot: I WOULD LIKE MORE ALLOWANCE
spigot
#fat
#goth
#motion-is-about-to-occur
#nintendo
#prostitute
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
#zine
4,190 5/6/2010 a feast for the senses
pants: LICKING DICK IN THE BIZARRO UNIVERSE
pants
#bizarro
#dc-comics
#dicklicking
#dj-rapekit
#pants-solo
#superman
6,769 9/24/2017 a few extra to cover my future mistakes
deuce: HURGLE GURGLE deuce: HITLER WAS RIGHT deuce: GURGLE BURGLE deuce: (THAT'S THE TOILET TALKING, TOTALLY NOT ME deuce: ) deuce: ) : DEUCE HAS BEEN SENDING MESSAGES TO YOU TOO RAPIDLY, AND IS NOW BEING IGNORED.
deuce
#blank-panel
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#empty-panel
#hitler
#sfw
#toilet
#too-rapidly
#urinal-background
#whitespace
5,739 10/16/2014 a few of my favorite things
spigot: AND DILDOS AND DUCT TAPE
spigot
#girl
#harriet
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#uncredited-character
#urinal-background
7,372 5/27/2019 a few of my favorite things revisited
spigot: I LOVE TO DOWNLOAD AND EAT CORN DOGS
spigot
#bonequest-hi-fi
#corn-dog
#download
#love
#pee
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
5,052 11/10/2012 a fine mess
spigot: LET'S BOTH SQUEEZE INTO THE TUB
spigot
#groovy
#red-background
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#tub
1,331 5/24/2002 a fine romance
spigot: HUHHHHHHHHH I'M AS FAT AS I AM ON TV deuce: THAT SEEMS LIKE A STRANGE THING TO CALL THE BATHROOM spigot: URMPH SON OF A HONK URF GUH THIS IS A FINE ROMANCE
deuce
spigot
#bathroom
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#fat
#honk
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
8,201 9/1/2021 a fine team
deuce: I'M A HARDON bung: I'M AN OPEN MOUTH deuce: WE WILL MAKE A FINE TEAM bung: LIKE BREAD AND BUTTER deuce: AND WHORES AND AIDS
bung
deuce
#a-fine-team
#aids
#bung-deuce
#hardon
#mountain-background
#mouth
#whores
324 8/23/1999 a fireside chat
deuce: YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE WORST PART ABOUT LICKING DICK ?!?!?! deuce: PISSING BLOOD
deuce
#angry-panel
#blood
#deuce-solo
#dicklicking
#piss
#woodring-field-background
8,655 11/28/2022 a frozen conflict
deuce: MY GROINABLE, CROTCHABLE AREA IS A FROZEN CONFLICT pants: DENY THEM THE RIGHT TO EXIST deuce: MY LEFT BALL IS IRREDENTIST BUT MY RIGHT ONE IS REVANCHIST
#coy-pants
#current-events
#deuce-pants
#deuces-balls
#drunk-deuce
#geopolitics
#mcdonalds-background
#nuts-of-deuce
#war
7,741 5/29/2020 a fun new twist
spigot: I KNOW YOU'RE NOT THE BIGGEST FAN OF ANAL SEX spigot: BUT HAVE YOU TRIED ANAL SEX IN THE >>>>>>>>>> REAR END <<<<<<<<<< ?????????? spigot: IT COULD BE A FUN NEW TWIST ON THINGS
spigot
#anal
#rear-end
#spigot-says
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
3,115 5/14/2007 a funeral for deuce
pants: WATCH ME POO ozone: COCK OF THE FUCK OF THE SHIT OF THE DICK
ozone
pants
#cock-of-the-fuck
#death-and-return-of-deuce
#ozone-pants
#poo
#title-mismatch
#white-background
5,935 4/30/2015 a future for my boner
pants: CAN YOU SEE A FUTURE FOR MY BONER pants: A FUTUREBONER pants: I.E. A BONER IN YOUR FUTURE deuce: IS THIS BONER WE'RE REFERRING TO IN MY FACT MY BONER
deuce
pants
#boner
#deuce-pants
#typo
#urinal-background
4,584 6/30/2011 a game of nuts
pants: DON'T SHOOT I CRIED pants: BUT THEN IT WAS TOO LATE pants: I HAD TO LICK ALL THEIR DICKS deuce: CHALLENGE ME TO A GAME OF NUTS
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dicklicking
#drunk-deuce
#nuts
#white-background
2,443 7/7/2005 a gay man in my pants (pt. 1)
net: ONCE AGAIN, I MUST REPORT THAT THERE IS A GAY MAN IN MY PANTS deuce: DO I KNOW HIM (OR HER) net: YES DEFINITELY net: PERHAPS YOU COULD GET IN HERE WITH US AND TALK HIM OUT OF HERE deuce: IS IT ME (I'M A LITTLE OUT OF IT RIGHT NOW) : To be continued tomorrow...
deuce
net
#acdc
#caption
#deuce-net
#drunk-deuce
#gay
#gay-man-in-my-pants
#mystery
#plant
#series
#to-be-continued
#trousers
#woodring-field-background
2,444 7/8/2005 a gay man in my pants (pt. 2)
net: I SUPPOSE I COULD LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE AND SAY HEY FREE FAG deuce: THIS WHOLE CONVERSATION IS STARTING TO COME INTO FOCUS NOW deuce: IT'S YOUR OWN DICK ISN'T IT net: LET ME CHECK net: YES (YES IT IS)
deuce
net
#acdc
#deuce-net
#dick
#dicks
#fag
#gay
#gay-man-in-my-pants
#mousehole
#mystery
#series
#trousers
#woodring-room-background
2,789 6/19/2006 a gentle introduction
hanford: WELCOME TO BONEQUEST atandt: ROCK ON hanford: DO NOT PUT YOUR HAND IN THE MOUSEHOLE atandt: BOY HOWDY hanford: IT'S LIKE A GAY DISCO IN THERE atandt: YOU DON'T SAY
atandt
hanford
#atandt-hanford
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
#you-dont-say
4,827 3/13/2012 a gentle word, a kind look
deuce: I LIKE MARSHMELLOW BROWNIES AND EASTER PEEPS AND CHEX MIX deuce: ALL OUT OF CHEX MIX???? deuce: RRRRRR RAPING THE AIR
deuce
#chex-mix
#deuce-solo
#deucegrin
#easter-peeps
#gentle-deuce
#mousehole
#product-placement
#rape
#typo
#woodring-room-background
9,072 1/19/2024 a gentleman caller
spigot: HELLO pants: TAKING MOMMY'S STRAP IN YOUR FAT, GAY ASSHOLE spigot: WHO'S CALLING PLEASE pants: TAKING MOMMY'S STRAP IN YOUR FAT, GAY ASSHOLE spigot: I'M HANGING UP NOW
#anal
#black-background
#caption
#gay-fatness
#huffy-pants
#multiple-backgrounds
#pants-spigot
#pegging
#porn
#prank-call
#starbucks-background
#telephone
#telephony
5,948 5/13/2015 a gentleman's agreement
pants: PUT YOUR JUNK IN THE DRAWER AND I'LL SLAM IT pants: MY BONER HAS ACCESS TO A CLOAKING DEVICE pants: DOESN'T HELP
pants
#boner
#dong-slamming
#genital-mutilation
#hospital-background
#junk-drawer
#pants-solo
#weird-pants-face
7,033 6/23/2018 a gift for the neighbors
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#filename
#hospital-background
#over-the-fence
#poo
#smearing
#unix
#weird-pants-face
633 6/19/2000 a glass of rape
spigot: I HATE IT WHEN THEY DON'T TAKE IT OUT RIGHT AWAY spigot: IT'S LIKE ENOUGH ALREADY spigot: BUT HE'S ALL "ACTUALLY I NEED TO FINISH" spigot: SO I JUST BEND THERE AND TAKE IT spigot: "HMM, I'LL BE DONE IN A MINUTE" spigot: WHILE I HAVE THAT DOPEY BORED LOOK ON MY FACE spigot: I'LL HAVE A CROISSANDWICH AND A GLASS OF RAPE
spigot
#filler-panel
#rape
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
5,714 9/21/2014 a good boy
pants: WHO'S A GOOD BOY deuce: I AM I AM pants: YOU'RE A GOOD BOY deuce: SPLATTER ME WITH BLOOD AND PISS pants: YES YOU ARE
deuce
pants
#blood
#deuce-pants
#deucegrin
#piss
#woodring-stairs-background
7,707 4/26/2020 a good firearm for a first time owner
pants: t deuce do you think this would be a good firearm for a first-time owner pants: HLAGHULAHGLUAG deuce: it is classified as a destructive device so you cannot own it legally
deuce
pants
#barf
#cucumber
#deuce-pants
#firearm
#gun
#multiple-backgrounds
#photo
#roman-shower
6,666 6/3/2017 a good impression
pants: WHY DO I HAVE TO WEAR A TIE TO THE TOILETS deuce: BECAUSE YOU WANT TO MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION, DON'T YOU
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#first-impression
#interview
#sfw
#single-panel
#tie
#toilet
#urinal-background
54 10/21/1998 a good laugh
spigot: ACCORDING TO THE 1997 MOTORCYCLE SUPPLEMENT FROM THE DMV, WHEN YOUR REAR TIRE GOES FLAT THE BICYCLE SWINGS "JERKILY" FROM SIDE TO SIDE, WELL WE ALL HAD A GOOD LAUGH AND I FAILED
#dmv
#motorcycle
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
59 10/29/1998 a good magician
spigot: I LIKE TO PRACTICE BEING GAY IN FRONT OF A MIRROR spigot: NOTE: A GOOD MAGICIAN NEVER CHOKES DOWN THE SAME DICK TWICE spigot: THAT'S THE LAST TIME I BUY COMEDY FROM WAL-MART
#comedy
#failed-comedy
#magic
#spigot-solo
#wal-mart
#woodring-field-background
4,492 3/20/2011 a good old fashioned
pants: GIVE ME A GOOD OLD FASHIONED BLACKOUT
pants
#pants-solo
#urinal-background
98 1/3/1999 a good running start
dick: WHEN FACE RAPING SOMEONE THERE'S SOMETHING TO BE SAID FOR GETTING A GOOD RUNNING START deuce: ALSO LUBRICATION (USU. TEARS)
deuce
dick
#deuce-dick
#lubrication
#mousehole
#rape
#woodring-room-background
3,895 7/2/2009 a good squeeze
spigot: DEUCE AND I ARE TRYING TO TALK PRIVATELY spigot: T DEUCE THEN I'D GRAB YOUR NUTS AND GIVE THEM A GOOD SQUEEZE UNTIL YOU THREW UP ALL OVER YOURSELF
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#genital-mutilation
#nuts
#nuts-of-deuce
#privacy
#urinal-background
#vomit
5,023 10/12/2012 a grand love story
pants: HEY JEW deuce: WHAT UP MUSLIM pants: EATIN' PORK deuce: WEIRD SAME
deuce
pants
#angry-panel
#blue-background
#deuce-pants
#haram
#jews
#muslims
#not-kosher
8,637 11/10/2022 a great day
spigot: THIS IS A GREAT DAY FOR PICTURES OF MY PENIS
#alt-text
#mountain-background
#penis-of-spigot
#spigot-solo
3,585 8/26/2008 a great idea
spigot: I ACTUALLY THOUGHT OF A GREAT IDEA FOR A WEB GAME spigot: OKAY, IT TAKES A BRIEF EXPLANATION BUT IT GOES LIKE THIS spigot: UP YOURS FAGGOT deuce: STRANGELY ENOUGH I KNEW THAT WAS COMING
deuce
spigot
#bait-and-switch
#deuce-spigot
#gaming
#urinal-background
9,452 2/1/2025 a great test
deuce: MY DICK HAS BEEN ASLEEP FOR THIRTY YEARS deuce: IF IT WAKES UP THE WORLD WILL SUFFER A GREAT TEST deuce: AN EVEN GREATER EXISTENTIAL THREAT TO HUMANITY AND EVEN THE EARTH ITSELF
#deuce-solo
#dick
#existential
#hibernation
#island-background
#no-title-card
8,688 12/31/2022 a great, great question
deuce: CAN I CHOP MY OWN DICK OFF OR DO I NEED SOMEONE ELSE TO DO IT pants: THAT'S A GREAT, GREAT QUESTION pants: I DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER pants: BUT I CAN FIND SOMEBODY WHO DOES pants: AND THEN I'LL GET BACK TO YOU deuce: WELL THEN LET'S GET ON A GOOGLE MEET AND CRY IT OUT pants: CONNECTING... pants: GOOGLE MEET HAS BEEN DEPRECATED deuce: [DICK PIC]
#bored-pants
#coy-pants
#crying
#deuce-dick
#deuce-pants
#dick
#dick-pics
#dismemberment
#drunk-deuce
#gay
#genital-mutilation
#google
#physical-comedy
#pink-background
#question
#somber-deuce
#tranny
#weird-pants-face
3,877 6/14/2009 a groove called love
(deuce): WORKING ON A GROOVE CALLED LOVE (spigot): T DEUCE I'M WORKING ON MY FIFTH DANISH AND A CORN DOG spigot: EXCUSE ME BUT I'M ENTITLED TO RICH MILK CHOCOLATE *AND* FLUFFY NOUGAT deuce: WHEN YOU USE THE WORD NOUGAT YOU MAKE ME ALL GIDDY
deuce
spigot
#corn-dog
#danish
#deuce-pants
#deuce-spigot
#jody-watley
#milk-chocolate
#nougat
#sfw
#urinal-background
#whisper
8,903 8/3/2023 a ham radio operator in san anselmo
spigot: FOLKS A HAM RADIO OPERATOR IN SAN ANSELMO JUST ADMITTED TO FEELING .. spigot: .. AND I QUOTE .. spigot: "A LITTLE CHATTY" spigot: ALSO 2HR 35 MIN REMAINING ON MY PORN TORRENT
#bittorrent
#ham-radio
#mousehole
#nerd-culture
#porn
#san-anselmo
#sfw
#woodring-room-background

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