No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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8,074 | 4/27/2021 |
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a big breakfast spigot: THAT IS WHEN HE FINALLY ADMITTED THAT HE WAS AT THE LOCATION WHERE THE WOMAN HAD SPOTTED HIM, BUT SAID HE ONLY PULLED OUT HIS PENIS TO PLAY WITH IT AS PART OF THE DIGESTION PROCESS AFTER HAVING A BIG BREAKFAST.
deuce: ISN'T THAT ALWAYS HOW IT WORKS
spigot: IT'S NOT SEXUAL ASSAULT IF YOU SNEAK IN ONE KISS |
deuce spigot |
#big-chungus #current-events #deuce-spigot #mountain-background #penis #police #sexual-assault #somber-deuce |
6,231 | 3/5/2016 |
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a big can-do pants: SLAM THE TOILET SEAT SHUT ON MY WANG
deuce: THAT'S A BIG CAN-DO |
deuce pants |
#can-do #deuce-pants #dong-slamming #empty-auditorium-background #genital-mutilation #miscredited-character #single-panel #uncredited-character #wang |
4,269 | 7/26/2010 |
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a big hat spigot: I'M A COCKSUCKING COWBOY WITH A BIG HAT WHO NEEDS EXTRA ATTENTION AROUND THE DICK AND SOMEONE WHO KNOWS HTML |
spigot |
#big-hat #brokeback-mountain #cocksucking #cowboy #deja-vu #dick #haberdashery #html #spigot-solo |
4,594 | 7/10/2011 |
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a big joke spigot: SERIOUS COCKS WAITING FOR ME IN THE STUDENT LOUNGE
spigot: OKAY GUESS THE FLYER WAS A BIG JOKE
spigot: GUESS I'LL TRUDGE ON OVER TO THE CAFE D'NUTS |
spigot |
#black-background #cafe-d-nuts #mouse-cursor #spigot-solo |
3,561 | 8/2/2008 |
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a big man pants: T DEUCE DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A BIG MAN WHEN YOU MAKE ME DRINK FROM THE TOILET
pants: T DEUCE DOES IT
deuce: T PANTS FRANKLY YES |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #toilet #woodring-field-background |
7,398 | 6/22/2019 |
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a big metal box pants: i have polio
deuce: here's a big metal box to live in |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #hospital-background #iron-lung #polio #sfw #single-panel |
609 | 5/26/2000 |
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a big red snapper spigot: I WENT ON A FISHING TRIP WITH FIVE GUYS AND CAME BACK WITH A BIG RED SNAPPER
spigot: IT SAYS SO NEXT TO MY REFERENCES, HOME PHONE
pants: I'M A FUCK PUPPET |
spigot |
#fish #fishing #five-guys #fuck-puppet #pants-spigot #phone #red-snapper #telephone #telephony #woodring-field-background |
8,999 | 11/7/2023 |
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a big tree spigot: HOW ABOUT A BIG TREE WHERE MILLENNIALS CAN RENT A NOOSE FOR THE NIGHT |
#bedpods #brown-background #millennials #no-title-card #spigot-solo #suicide |
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7,563 | 12/4/2019 |
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a big wide world deuce: shake yo titties
pants: an unknown number of stupid little titties
deuce: unspecified but almost certainly not zero and probably not exactly one
pants: it's a big wide world of titties out there
deuce: beyond that, unknown
pants: so many titties |
deuce pants |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #ice-cube #math #plant #tits #titties #woodring-field-background |
1,973 | 2/26/2004 |
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a bird yeah pants: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T GIVE IT UP ON DEMAND YOU DUMB WHORE
pants: YOU ARE A GODDAMN VENDING MACHINE WAS RE: OR ELSE
pants: I DON'T NEED TO DEHUMANIZE YOU YOU'RE ALREADY A TOOL LIKE THE BOTTLE OPENER OR THE BONG |
pants |
#bong #lowercase #misogyny #pants-solo #vending-machine #was-re #woodring-room-background |
863 | 2/4/2001 |
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a bj from someone far away spigot: NOW STEPHEN HAWKING IS SAYING BLACK HOLES ARE NATURE’S GLORYHOLES AND YOU CAN GET A BJ FROM SOMEONE WAY FAR AWAY
spigot: I CAN’T REALLY UNDERSTAND HIS SPEECH THING |
spigot |
#altered #blowjob #cosmology #glory-hole #spigot-solo #stephen-hawking #woodring-stairs-background |
5,838 | 1/23/2015 |
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a bouquet of love deuce: T PANTS WOULD YOU LIKE A BOUQUET OF LOVE
pants: T DEUCE I WON'T BE FOOLED AGAIN
deuce: OH YES YOU WILL
pants: ALL RIGHT BOUQUET ME |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #boner #bouquet #coy-pants #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #love #mountain-background |
1,907 | 12/23/2003 |
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a brand new wang for xmas pants: T DEUCE I WOULD LIKE AN XMAS PRESENT
deuce: T PANTS HOW ABOUT A NEW WANG
pants: T DEUCE THIS ONE IS FINE (IT JUST NEEDS SOME PAINT) |
deuce pants |
#christmas #deuce-pants #dick #woodring-stairs-background |
6,703 | 7/15/2017 |
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a bride of christ spigot: T PANTS WILL YOU DO ME A SIMPLE KINDNESS AND MAKE A LIFELONG VIRGINITY PLEDGE TO JESUS AND BECOME A BRIDE OF CHRIST
pants: T SPIGOT BURSTING INTO TEARS |
pants spigot |
#jesus #pants-spigot #pledge #religion #single-panel #urinal-background |
4,103 | 2/4/2010 |
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a brief intermission spigot: I NEED TO BE JERKED OVER HERE |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #intermission #jerking #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
642 | 6/28/2000 |
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a bright shiny angel spigot: I'M A BRIGHT SHINY ANGEL OF GOD, SENT DOWN FROM HEAVEN TO LICK DICK IN THE TOILET !!!!!!
spigot: GLORY BE |
spigot |
#dicklicking #religion #spigot-solo #toilet #woodring-stairs-background |
952 | 5/5/2001 |
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a broken dream deuce: WHAT DO YOU MEAN LEONARD NIMOY IS JEWISH? |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #jewish #jews #star-trek #woodring-field-background |
6,474 | 11/8/2016 |
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a bug that scares my friend deuce: WHY IS "THE PRICE IS RIGHT" THEME SONG GOING THROUGH MY HEAD
pants: A DONG
deuce: A QUEER
deuce: A FEMALE QUEER
deuce: GAY
deuce: A POCKET FULL OF COCK
pants: :NOTES:
deuce: BEE
deuce: A BUG THAT SCARES MY FRIEND
deuce: BAA
deuce: THE SOUND THAT A SHEEP MAKES
deuce: NOT EVEN TRYING TO RHYME
pants: :MUSICAL_NOTE:
pants: T DEUCE DICKS
deuce: I DON'T BELIEVE THAT FOR A SECOND |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #do-re-mi #drunk-deuce #earworm #emoji #huffy-pants #rhyming #singing #somber-deuce #the-price-is-right #the-sound-of-music #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
9,591 | 6/20/2025 |
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a burden to society but not a disgrace to the lord spigot: MY EXTRA LARGE PENIS IS A BURDEN TO SOCIETY
spigot: BUT NOT A DISGRACE TO THE LORD
effigy: YOU'RE WASTING GAS ON THE BUS WITH THAT GIANT DONG
spigot: MAYBE IT CAN DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE BORG |
#borg #bus #dong #effigy-spigot #funloving-nonsense #gunmetal-background #jesus #no-title-card #penis-of-spigot #star-trek |
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4,386 | 11/20/2010 |
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a celebration of sorts pants: HALGUHLAGHULAHULGHALG
pants: FUCK YEAH
pants: GAHLAGHLAUHGLUAHGULAGAG |
pants |
#cocksucking-noises #diaper #pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
2,306 | 2/20/2005 |
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a celebration of women spigot: CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLONK BONK URF MACE RAPINGS |
spigot |
#mace #rape #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
8,663 | 12/6/2022 |
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a change of pace pants: MAYBE I SHOULD BARF ON MY OWN COCK FOR A CHANGE |
#pants-solo #roman-shower #woodring-field-background |
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6,712 | 7/24/2017 |
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a chorus line spigot: A CHORUS LINE OF PISSING DICKS
spigot: CAN A MAN GET A DOO-DAH
deuce: THE DICKS ARE KICKING THEIR LEGS IN SYNCHRONY (WHILE PISSING) |
deuce spigot |
#camptown-races #deuce-spigot #piss #sad-deuce #somber-deuce #woodring-field-background |
7,179 | 11/16/2018 |
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a class act deuce: I'LL TAKE MY SWEET TIME THANK YOU
pants: GETTIN' AROUND TO GETTIN' AROUND
pants: t deuce my sweater has patches on the elbows
deuce: you are a class act
deuce: a real dame |
deuce pants |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #nu-urinal-background #sfw #weird-pants-face |
7,343 | 4/28/2019 |
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a class act pants: i drink piss from a glass
deuce: because you're a class act |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #elegance #incest #piss #single-panel #urophagia #white-background |
8,593 | 9/27/2022 |
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a clear progression :and: IT GOES
pants: PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL
pants: I SAID PLEASE
deuce: SAY PRETTY PLEASE
deuce: WITH SUGAR ON TOP
deuce: AND A SLICE OF DICK
deuce: A SLAB OF DICK
pants: I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING
pants: (THE THEMES AT PLAY)
deuce: A DOLLOP OF DICK
deuce: SLICE, SLAB, DOLLOP
deuce: IT'S A CLEAR PROGRESSION AND THE RESULT IS [UNINTELLIGIBLE] |
#angry-panel #bored-pants #caption #coy-pants #deja-vu #deuce-pants #deucegrin #dick #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #meow #mountain-background #needful #please #satire #somber-deuce |
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7,870 | 10/5/2020 |
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a clear progression :: SO IT GOES
pants: PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL
pants: I SAID PLEASE
deuce: SAYPRETTY PLEASE
deuce: WITH SUGAR ON TOP
deuce: AND A SLICEOF AIDS
deuce: A SLAB OF AIDS
pants: I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING
pants: (THE THEMES AT PLAY)
deuce: A DOLLOP OF DICK
deuce: SLICE, SLAB, DOLLOP
deuce: IT'S A CLEAR PROGRESSION AND THE RESULT IS [UNINTELLIGIBLE] |
deuce pants |
#aids #caption #deja-vu #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #feet-above-floor #huffy-pants #mountain-background #needful #somber-deuce |
2,729 | 4/20/2006 |
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a close one spigot: PORN SLOTH
deuce: THE EIGHTH DEADLY SIN
bung: SHHH, HERE COMES DAD
bung: FAG!
bung: HOLD THAT DOG STILL OR ELSE
deuce: PHEW THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE HE ALMOST SAW US |
bung deuce spigot |
#bestiality #black-background #bung-deuce-spigot #dog #porn #zoophilia |
2,289 | 2/3/2005 |
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a cocksucking commando storming the countryside pants: GGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
pants: I'M A COCKSUCKING COMMANDO STORMING THE COUNTRYSIDE
spigot: T PANTS I DON'T LIKE THAT GAY TALK
pants: I'M SORRY |
pants spigot |
#cocksucking #gay-talk #not-gay #pants-spigot #watch-the-profanity #woodring-room-background |
5,196 | 4/7/2013 |
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a cold and lonely sock pants: SOMEWHERE THERE IS A COLD AND LONELY SOCK (PROBABLY IN LANDFILL AT THIS MOMENT) |
pants |
#pants-solo #parking-lot #sfw #sock #sock-in-a-parking-lot #woodring-room-background |
647 | 7/2/2000 |
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a complicated cry for help pants: WE THE PEOPLE
pants: IN ORDER TO FORM A MORE PERFECT UNION
pants: ESTABLISH JUSTICE AND A BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF
pants: HI I'M PANTS, PERHAPS YOU'VE SEEN MY WORK HERE IN JERKCITY
pants: OR UNDER THE OVERPASS SUCKING COCK LIKE A MAN ON A MISSION FROM GOD
pants: WHAT
pants: YES, THAT'S ALL I'VE GOT
pants: MAYBE YOU COULD JUST DRAW A BIG BONG IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WHOLE THING OR SOMETHING |
pants |
#bong #edited #marijuana #meta #pants-from-jerkcity #pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
31 | 9/23/1998 |
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a conundrum deuce: I HAVE A CONUNDRUM
pants: CALL A DOCTOR QUICK
pants: WHAT IS THE CONUNDRUM?
deuce: I HAVE TWO BALLS -- I WANT THREE
pants: THAT IS NOT A CONUNDRUM |
deuce pants |
#altered #balls #deuce-pants #gay #woodring-stairs-background |
1,729 | 6/25/2003 |
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A Cookie : PANTS EATS A COOKIE
: PANTS EATS ANOTHER COOKIE
: PANTS GOTO EATS A COOKIE |
pants |
#basic #caption #cookies #fatness #goto #okay-pants-face #pants-solo #programming #sfw #smooth-fonts #woodring-stairs-background |
545 | 3/24/2000 |
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a cornfed american beauty pants: MY MOUTH
pants: SHE'S A BEAUTY
pants: AIN'T SHE
atandt: A ONE IN A MILLION MOUTH
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atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #bonequest-hd #huffy-pants #mouth #mouth-of-pants #sfw #the-tubes #woodring-field-background |
5,093 | 12/24/2012 |
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a cracker jack surprise pants: THE MAGICAL LEGEND OF MY BONER
deuce: THIS CHRISTIANITY THING IS A RUSE
deuce: HERE I FOLLOWED THE DICK AND ALL I FOUND WAS A CRACKER JACK SURPRISE !!!!!!!!
deuce: **** LOSER **** |
deuce pants |
#boner #cracker-jack #deuce-pants #religion #woodring-den-background |
4,228 | 6/15/2010 |
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a cracking sound deuce: TWISTING YOUR ARMS UNTIL THEY MAKE A CRACKING SOUND AND THEN KISSING YOU SOFTLY
deuce: THE ONLY WAY I CAN GET IT UP IS IF YOU CALL ME AGNES
pants: PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE |
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #deuce-pants #urinal-background |
52 | 10/19/1998 |
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a crip or a blood pants: IF I'M FAT BOY THEN YOU'RE LITTLE MAN SO SHUT THE FUCK UP LITTLE MAN
pants: YOU HEARD ME RIGHT
pants: NOW YOU'VE EMBARASSED ME IN FRONT OF THE GANG
pants: NOW I'LL NEVER BE A CRIP (OR A BLOOD OR WHATEVER YOU FAGS ARE)
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#deuce-pants #deucegrin #gang #huffy-pants #initiation #woodring-room-background |
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7,266 | 2/10/2019 |
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a cross-over cinematic multiverse pants: hoping we can have a cross-over cinematic multiverse where ted bundy goes to the fyre documentary and murders all the influencers |
pants |
#current-events #fyre-festival #netflix #pants-solo #sfw #single-panel #white-background |
3,183 | 7/21/2007 |
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a crowd forms pants: A CROWD FORMS AROUND MY BALLS
pants: NOBODY SAID ANYTHING ABOUT A CHILD MOLESTING SIM
pants: OR DID THEY |
pants |
#balls #child-molesting-sim #huffy-pants #molestation #pants-solo |
2,095 | 6/28/2004 |
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a crown of thorns on -his- wang pants: HOHLGAH LAUGLUAGH THE SON OF GOD IS A FAG AND LIKES IT UALGHALUH LAHHAL HALGAG ALL HOLY AND ERECT HALGHALG HLHGALH GLAGLAG EVEN A CROWN OF THORNS HERE HLUAHGL UAHHGLAHGLAHGLAHGL AGLHALUGHLAG JESUS IS COMING
deuce: GOD ALMIGHTY
pants: I HAVE SUCKED HIM OFF TO DEATH
pants: HELP ME PUT HIM ON THIS CROSS (WE'LL BLAME THE JEWS)
deuce: BLAGHLUBAGLBAG |
deuce pants |
#cocksucking #deuce-pants #jesus #jews #religion #white-background |
6,828 | 11/23/2017 |
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a culture which allows sexual harrassment to continue spigot: T DEUCE DO YOU EVER REFLECT ON HOW WE PASSIVELY PARTICIPATE IN A CULTURE WHICH ALLOWS SEXUAL HARRASSMENT TO CONTINUE
deuce: T SPIGOT SHOW US YOUR TITS |
deuce spigot |
#current-events #deuce-spigot #feminism #nu-urinal-background #sexual-harassment #single-panel |
6,865 | 12/30/2017 |
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a cup of sugar effigy: CAN I BORROW A CUP OF SUGAR?
effigy: I'M TRYING TO GET A HUMMINGBIRD TO DRINK OUT OF MY PENIS.
deuce: BORROW ??? NO
deuce: HAVE ??? YES |
deuce effigy |
#correct-grammar #deuce-effigy #drunk-deuce #hummingbird #nature #ornithology #penis #sounding #woodring-room-background |
1,710 | 6/6/2003 |
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a dangerous drug deuce: I'M AN UNEDUCATED MORON PARENT WHO SHOULD HAVE BEEN PRESCREENED FOR ELIGIBILITY TO FUCKING CARRY ON MY GENES
spigot: A DANGEROUS DRUG CALLED MTV |
deuce spigot |
#bunny #deuce-spigot #drugs #eugenics #mousehole #mtv #parent #woodring-room-background |
881 | 2/22/2001 |
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a day at the races : 1996
spigot: ALL THESE DOLE POSTERS????? PAMPHLETS???? WHAT IS YOUR POSITION ON RECYCLING??????
: 2000
spigot: ALL THESE GORE POSTERS????? PAMPHLETS???? WHAT IS YOUR POSITION ON RECYCLING??????
: 2004
spigot: ALL THESE BUSH POSTERS????? PAMPHLETS???? WHAT IS YOUR POSITION ON RECYCLING?????? |
spigot |
#caption #spigot-solo #voting #woodring-room-background |
5,062 | 11/20/2012 |
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a day in the life deuce: MY TUMMY HURTS
deuce: OOPS TOOK A SHIT |
deuce |
#black-background #deuce-solo #shit #stomachache |
195 | 4/20/1999 |
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a day in the life pants: HE SMILES EVEN THOUGH I AM PUNCHING HIM, USING HIM AS A JACKOFF FAMILIAR |
pants |
#pants-solo #usenet #woodring-stairs-background |
8,618 | 10/22/2022 |
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a debate spigot: YOU SAY DICKLICKING, I SAY RECLAIMING YOUTHFUL VIGOR
spigot: CLOSE THE DOOR |
#dicklicking #mousehole #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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9,448 | 1/28/2025 |
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a delicate balance indeed deuce: EATING RITZ CRACKERS AND SPRAY CHEESE IN PREPARATION FOR A FROZEN PIZZA
pants: AN APPETIZER
pants: I'M GOING TO SUCK DICK IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER
deuce: SERVICE GUARANTEES CITIZENSHIP
pants: SO DOES DICKSUCKING
pants: IT'S A DELICATE BALANCE |
#bored-pants #cheese #coy-pants #deuce-pants #dicksucking #drunk-deuce #food #frozen-pizza #huffy-pants #matt-foley #no-title-card #oral-sex #pizza #somber-deuce #starship-troopers #teal-background |
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6,216 | 2/18/2016 |
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a delicate operation pants: YOU HOLD THE SCREWDRIVER AND I'LL PRY THE PILLS OUT OF THE ROOMBA |
pants |
#deja-vu #drugs #huffy-pants #pants-solo #pills #roomba #sfw #urinal-background |
8,703 | 1/15/2023 |
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a dick down there effigy: ...YOU CAN STILL SHAVE YOUR BOX THOUGH, RIGHT?
pants: I HAVEN'T SEEN MY BOX FOR 17 YEARS
pants: THERE MIGHT BE A DICK DOWN THERE FOR ALL I KNOW |
#dick #effigy-pants #huffy-pants #hygiene #refer-back-to-strip-2635 #shave #shaving #stalldoor-background |
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7,602 | 1/12/2020 |
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a dick in each hand spigot: a dick in each hand, a cock in my mouth and a big dumb dong stuffed up my rear end
spigot: half-life 4 confirmed |
spigot |
#cock #dick #dong #dumb-dong #half-life #spigot-solo #video-games #woodring-room-background |
6,237 | 3/11/2016 |
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a direct order spigot: HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK FAT
: SPIGOT LEAVES
pants: GO GET HIM AND BRING HIM BACK HERE AND MAKE HIM BE FUNNY
deuce: MUST
pants: PRIVATE I AM GIVING YOU A DIRECT ORDER
deuce: JERK |
deuce pants spigot |
#caption #deuce-pants-spigot #failed-comedy #fatness #honk #huffy-pants #sfw #spigot-leaves #spigot-points #teal-background #uncredited-character |
7,166 | 11/3/2018 |
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a disturbing pattern pants: there's a disturbing pattern in my trousers you should totally call scully and investigate
deuce: he'll just get distracted with aliens and shit
pants: you're thinking mulder, scully is the one who founded apple computers
pants: boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys |
deuce pants |
#apple #boys #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #mousehole #repetition #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background #x-files |
376 | 10/12/1999 |
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a dollop deuce: LLHLHLHLHLHLHLH I AM THE GREATEST COCKSUCKER EVER TO GRACE THIS GOD'S EARTH
pants: A DOLLOP PLEASE (NOTHING MORE, NOTHING LESS) |
deuce pants |
#cocksucker #deuce-pants #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
2,506 | 9/8/2005 |
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a dong around my waist like a belt spigot: TAKE THE OTHER DAY, THERE I AM IN MY KITCHEN AREA WITH THREE PRICKS IN EACH HAND, A DONG AROUND MY WAIST LIKE A BELT AND THE DOORBELL RINGS
spigot: WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT: TEN FAT GAY DICKS AND PRICKS STANDING AT THE DOOR DEMANDING ENTRY!!!!!! AND I'M LIKE: WHERE'S THE FIRE?!?!?!?!
spigot: WELL AS YOU CAN IMAGINE THEY GAVE ME A GOOD STOMPING AND SMOOSHING AND ON TOP OF ALL THAT THE RASPBERRY HAPPLE-BAPPLE COBBLER I WAS BAKING BURNED RIGHT UP IN THE CROCKPOT |
spigot |
#apple-bapple #cobbler #cooking #dicks #gay-dicks #gay-fatness #reduplication #smooshing #spigot-solo #violent-disapproval #woodring-stairs-background |
8,915 | 8/15/2023 |
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a dongle or device spigot: IS THERE A DONGLE OR DEVICE THAT CONVERTS PIZZA INTO DIARRHEA |
#diarrhea #food #mountain-background #pizza #sfw #spigot-solo |
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8,588 | 9/22/2022 |
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a dreamed force spigot: JUST GOING TO TUCK IN MY LANYARD HERE
spigot: CAN I USE YOUR BATHROOM
spigot: `SPLORT`
spigot: CAN I USE YOUR BATHROOM
spigot: `SPLOP`
spigot: CAN WE USE YOUR BATHROOM
spigot: `SPLOSH SPLAP SPLAP `
spigot: CAN WE USE YOUR SIDEWALK
spigot: `SQUIRP SQUAP SQUOP`
spigot: CAN WE USE YOUR MAILBOX
spigot: `SPLUT SQUIRSH SQUIRSH `
spigot: CAN WE USE YOUR MIATA
spigot: `SPLORT SPLOP SQUIRP SPLOSH SPLAP SPLAP SQUIRP SQUAP SQUOP SPLUT SQUIRSH`
spigot: WHY DO ONLY DOGS GET PLASTIC BAGS |
#datacenter-background #defecation #echinaceamagnus-background #gotham-background #mountain-background #multiple-backgrounds #onomatopoeia #poo #poop #purple-background #red-text #spigot-solo #splop #splort #splut #squirp #woodring-field-background #woodring-stairs-background #yellow-background |
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6,638 | 5/6/2017 |
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a duck choking spigot: FOLKS THE VIETNAMESE LANGUAGE SOUNDS LIKE A DUCK CHOKING ON A CHICKEN BONE |
spigot |
#duck #folks #linguistics #spigot-solo #urinal-background #vietnam |
5,744 | 10/21/2014 |
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a ducks says deuce: "A COW SAYS [TRAIN ENGINE WHISTLE]"
pants: "A DOG SAYS [WAR OF THE WORLDS KLAXON]"
deuce: BROOOOOOOOOOOONG
deuce: A PIG SAYS [SILENT STAR TREK (2009) LENS FLARE]
pants: A DUCKS SAYS [QUACK.WAV] |
deuce pants |
#animals #deuce-pants #duck #filename #huffy-pants #onomatopoeia #sfw #sfx #sound-effects #speak-and-say #urinal-background #war-of-the-worlds |
6,469 | 11/3/2016 |
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a duel it shall be sir pants: COCK(S)
deuce: HOW DARE YOU
deuce: YOU TAKE THAT BACK OR I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL (BY COCK STRANGLING)
pants: A DUEL IT SHALL BE SIR (TROUSERS AROUND ANKLES)
deuce: HBLHBLHBLHBHBLHBHBHBLHBHBLHBBLHBLHBLHBLBBLHBHB
pants: GBLAGHBALGLUAHGBLAGHLABLAHGBLAGA |
deuce pants |
#cocks #deuce-pants #duel #huffy-pants #urinal-background |
7,496 | 9/28/2019 |
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a dystopian sci-fi future deuce: if you look closely you'll see the biggest problem is that there's a woman in the captain's chair
pants: a dystopian sci-fi future |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #frog #misogyny #science-fiction #sfw #single-panel #space-nuts-background #star-trek #voyager #women |
6,157 | 12/10/2015 |
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a fair question but not a reasonable question pants: DOES MY BONER NEED ITS OWN SEPARATE PASSPORT OR CAN I JUST WAVE HIM THROUGH |
pants |
#airport-security #boner #coy-pants #crater #new-background #pants-solo #passport #smouldering-crater #woodring-field-background-2 |
8,146 | 7/8/2021 |
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a fair trial deuce: FOLKS MY BALLS CAN'T GET A FAIR TRIAL IN THIS CITY
deuce: ESPECIALLY WHEN THE CRIME THEY ARE ACCUSED OF IS COVERING A CITY AND BLOCKING OUT THE LIGHT (SPECIFICALLY THIS CITY)
deuce: I SUGGEST A CHANGE OF VENUE AND PERHAPS A CHANGE OF UNDERWEAR |
deuce |
#balls #deuce-solo #law #woodring-den-background |
2,716 | 4/6/2006 |
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a fat gay goth standing on the edge of the information apocalpyse spigot: CHUBBY HUBBY SEEKS AFTERNOON HOOKER!!!!!
spigot: MUST LIKE LIVING WITH MOM AND SLEEPING W/NINTENDO CARTS
spigot: THIS TIME I'M A FAT GAY GOTH STANDING ON THE EDGE OF THE INFORMATION APOCALYPSE!!!!!
spigot: CAN A ZINE SAVE THE WORLD?!?!?!?!?!?
spigot: I WOULD LIKE MORE ALLOWANCE |
spigot |
#fat #goth #motion-is-about-to-occur #nintendo #prostitute #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background #zine |
4,190 | 5/6/2010 |
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a feast for the senses pants: LICKING DICK IN THE BIZARRO UNIVERSE |
pants |
#bizarro #dc-comics #dicklicking #dj-rapekit #pants-solo #superman |
6,769 | 9/24/2017 |
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a few extra to cover my future mistakes deuce: HURGLE GURGLE
deuce: HITLER WAS RIGHT
deuce: GURGLE BURGLE
deuce: (THAT'S THE TOILET TALKING, TOTALLY NOT ME
deuce: )
deuce: )
: DEUCE HAS BEEN SENDING MESSAGES TO YOU TOO RAPIDLY, AND IS NOW BEING IGNORED.
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deuce |
#blank-panel #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #empty-panel #hitler #sfw #toilet #too-rapidly #urinal-background #whitespace |
5,739 | 10/16/2014 |
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a few of my favorite things spigot: AND DILDOS AND DUCT TAPE |
spigot |
#girl #harriet #single-panel #spigot-solo #uncredited-character #urinal-background |
7,372 | 5/27/2019 |
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a few of my favorite things revisited spigot: I LOVE TO DOWNLOAD AND EAT CORN DOGS |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #corn-dog #download #love #pee #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
5,052 | 11/10/2012 |
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a fine mess spigot: LET'S BOTH SQUEEZE INTO THE TUB |
spigot |
#groovy #red-background #sfw #spigot-solo #tub |
1,331 | 5/24/2002 |
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a fine romance spigot: HUHHHHHHHHH I'M AS FAT AS I AM ON TV
deuce: THAT SEEMS LIKE A STRANGE THING TO CALL THE BATHROOM
spigot: URMPH SON OF A HONK URF GUH THIS IS A FINE ROMANCE |
deuce spigot |
#bathroom #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #fat #honk #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
8,201 | 9/1/2021 |
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a fine team deuce: I'M A HARDON
bung: I'M AN OPEN MOUTH
deuce: WE WILL MAKE A FINE TEAM
bung: LIKE BREAD AND BUTTER
deuce: AND WHORES AND AIDS |
bung deuce |
#a-fine-team #aids #bung-deuce #hardon #mountain-background #mouth #whores |
324 | 8/23/1999 |
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a fireside chat deuce: YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE WORST PART ABOUT LICKING DICK ?!?!?!
deuce: PISSING BLOOD |
deuce |
#angry-panel #blood #deuce-solo #dicklicking #piss #woodring-field-background |
8,655 | 11/28/2022 |
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a frozen conflict deuce: MY GROINABLE, CROTCHABLE AREA IS A FROZEN CONFLICT
pants: DENY THEM THE RIGHT TO EXIST
deuce: MY LEFT BALL IS IRREDENTIST BUT MY RIGHT ONE IS REVANCHIST |
#coy-pants #current-events #deuce-pants #deuces-balls #drunk-deuce #geopolitics #mcdonalds-background #nuts-of-deuce #war |
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7,741 | 5/29/2020 |
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a fun new twist spigot: I KNOW YOU'RE NOT THE BIGGEST FAN OF ANAL SEX
spigot: BUT HAVE YOU TRIED ANAL SEX IN THE >>>>>>>>>> REAR END <<<<<<<<<< ??????????
spigot: IT COULD BE A FUN NEW TWIST ON THINGS |
spigot |
#anal #rear-end #spigot-says #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
3,115 | 5/14/2007 |
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a funeral for deuce pants: WATCH ME POO
ozone: COCK OF THE FUCK OF THE SHIT OF THE DICK |
ozone pants |
#cock-of-the-fuck #death-and-return-of-deuce #ozone-pants #poo #title-mismatch #white-background |
5,935 | 4/30/2015 |
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a future for my boner pants: CAN YOU SEE A FUTURE FOR MY BONER
pants: A FUTUREBONER
pants: I.E. A BONER IN YOUR FUTURE
deuce: IS THIS BONER WE'RE REFERRING TO IN MY FACT MY BONER |
deuce pants |
#boner #deuce-pants #typo #urinal-background |
4,584 | 6/30/2011 |
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a game of nuts pants: DON'T SHOOT I CRIED
pants: BUT THEN IT WAS TOO LATE
pants: I HAD TO LICK ALL THEIR DICKS
deuce: CHALLENGE ME TO A GAME OF NUTS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicklicking #drunk-deuce #nuts #white-background |
2,443 | 7/7/2005 |
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a gay man in my pants (pt. 1) net: ONCE AGAIN, I MUST REPORT THAT THERE IS A GAY MAN IN MY PANTS
deuce: DO I KNOW HIM (OR HER)
net: YES DEFINITELY
net: PERHAPS YOU COULD GET IN HERE WITH US AND TALK HIM OUT OF HERE
deuce: IS IT ME (I'M A LITTLE OUT OF IT RIGHT NOW)
: To be continued tomorrow... |
deuce net |
#acdc #caption #deuce-net #drunk-deuce #gay #gay-man-in-my-pants #mystery #plant #series #to-be-continued #trousers #woodring-field-background |
2,444 | 7/8/2005 |
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a gay man in my pants (pt. 2) net: I SUPPOSE I COULD LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE AND SAY HEY FREE FAG
deuce: THIS WHOLE CONVERSATION IS STARTING TO COME INTO FOCUS NOW
deuce: IT'S YOUR OWN DICK ISN'T IT
net: LET ME CHECK
net: YES (YES IT IS) |
deuce net |
#acdc #deuce-net #dick #dicks #fag #gay #gay-man-in-my-pants #mousehole #mystery #series #trousers #woodring-room-background |
2,789 | 6/19/2006 |
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a gentle introduction hanford: WELCOME TO BONEQUEST
atandt: ROCK ON
hanford: DO NOT PUT YOUR HAND IN THE MOUSEHOLE
atandt: BOY HOWDY
hanford: IT'S LIKE A GAY DISCO IN THERE
atandt: YOU DON'T SAY |
atandt hanford |
#atandt-hanford #mousehole #woodring-room-background #you-dont-say |
4,827 | 3/13/2012 |
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a gentle word, a kind look deuce: I LIKE MARSHMELLOW BROWNIES AND EASTER PEEPS AND CHEX MIX
deuce: ALL OUT OF CHEX MIX????
deuce: RRRRRR RAPING THE AIR |
deuce |
#chex-mix #deuce-solo #deucegrin #easter-peeps #gentle-deuce #mousehole #product-placement #rape #typo #woodring-room-background |
9,072 | 1/19/2024 |
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a gentleman caller spigot: HELLO
pants: TAKING MOMMY'S STRAP IN YOUR FAT, GAY ASSHOLE
spigot: WHO'S CALLING PLEASE
pants: TAKING MOMMY'S STRAP IN YOUR FAT, GAY ASSHOLE
spigot: I'M HANGING UP NOW |
#anal #black-background #caption #gay-fatness #huffy-pants #multiple-backgrounds #pants-spigot #pegging #porn #prank-call #starbucks-background #telephone #telephony |
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5,948 | 5/13/2015 |
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a gentleman's agreement pants: PUT YOUR JUNK IN THE DRAWER AND I'LL SLAM IT
pants: MY BONER HAS ACCESS TO A CLOAKING DEVICE
pants: DOESN'T HELP |
pants |
#boner #dong-slamming #genital-mutilation #hospital-background #junk-drawer #pants-solo #weird-pants-face |
7,033 | 6/23/2018 |
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a gift for the neighbors |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #filename #hospital-background #over-the-fence #poo #smearing #unix #weird-pants-face |
633 | 6/19/2000 |
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a glass of rape spigot: I HATE IT WHEN THEY DON'T TAKE IT OUT RIGHT AWAY
spigot: IT'S LIKE ENOUGH ALREADY
spigot: BUT HE'S ALL "ACTUALLY I NEED TO FINISH"
spigot: SO I JUST BEND THERE AND TAKE IT
spigot: "HMM, I'LL BE DONE IN A MINUTE"
spigot: WHILE I HAVE THAT DOPEY BORED LOOK ON MY FACE
spigot: I'LL HAVE A CROISSANDWICH AND A GLASS OF RAPE |
spigot |
#filler-panel #rape #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
5,714 | 9/21/2014 |
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a good boy pants: WHO'S A GOOD BOY
deuce: I AM I AM
pants: YOU'RE A GOOD BOY
deuce: SPLATTER ME WITH BLOOD AND PISS
pants: YES YOU ARE |
deuce pants |
#blood #deuce-pants #deucegrin #piss #woodring-stairs-background |
7,707 | 4/26/2020 |
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a good firearm for a first time owner pants: t deuce do you think this would be a good firearm for a first-time owner
pants: HLAGHULAHGLUAG
deuce: it is classified as a destructive device so you cannot own it legally |
deuce pants |
#barf #cucumber #deuce-pants #firearm #gun #multiple-backgrounds #photo #roman-shower |
6,666 | 6/3/2017 |
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a good impression pants: WHY DO I HAVE TO WEAR A TIE TO THE TOILETS
deuce: BECAUSE YOU WANT TO MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION, DON'T YOU |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #first-impression #interview #sfw #single-panel #tie #toilet #urinal-background |
54 | 10/21/1998 |
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a good laugh spigot: ACCORDING TO THE 1997 MOTORCYCLE SUPPLEMENT FROM THE DMV, WHEN YOUR REAR TIRE GOES FLAT THE BICYCLE SWINGS "JERKILY" FROM SIDE TO SIDE, WELL WE ALL HAD A GOOD LAUGH AND I FAILED |
#dmv #motorcycle #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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59 | 10/29/1998 |
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a good magician spigot: I LIKE TO PRACTICE BEING GAY IN FRONT OF A MIRROR
spigot: NOTE: A GOOD MAGICIAN NEVER CHOKES DOWN THE SAME DICK TWICE
spigot: THAT'S THE LAST TIME I BUY COMEDY FROM WAL-MART |
#comedy #failed-comedy #magic #spigot-solo #wal-mart #woodring-field-background |
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4,492 | 3/20/2011 |
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a good old fashioned pants: GIVE ME A GOOD OLD FASHIONED BLACKOUT |
pants |
#pants-solo #urinal-background |
98 | 1/3/1999 |
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a good running start dick: WHEN FACE RAPING SOMEONE THERE'S SOMETHING TO BE SAID FOR GETTING A GOOD RUNNING START
deuce: ALSO LUBRICATION (USU. TEARS) |
deuce dick |
#deuce-dick #lubrication #mousehole #rape #woodring-room-background |
3,895 | 7/2/2009 |
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a good squeeze spigot: DEUCE AND I ARE TRYING TO TALK PRIVATELY
spigot: T DEUCE THEN I'D GRAB YOUR NUTS AND GIVE THEM A GOOD SQUEEZE UNTIL YOU THREW UP ALL OVER YOURSELF |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #genital-mutilation #nuts #nuts-of-deuce #privacy #urinal-background #vomit |
5,023 | 10/12/2012 |
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a grand love story pants: HEY JEW
deuce: WHAT UP MUSLIM
pants: EATIN' PORK
deuce: WEIRD SAME |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #blue-background #deuce-pants #haram #jews #muslims #not-kosher |
8,637 | 11/10/2022 |
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a great day spigot: THIS IS A GREAT DAY FOR PICTURES OF MY PENIS |
#alt-text #mountain-background #penis-of-spigot #spigot-solo |
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3,585 | 8/26/2008 |
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a great idea spigot: I ACTUALLY THOUGHT OF A GREAT IDEA FOR A WEB GAME
spigot: OKAY, IT TAKES A BRIEF EXPLANATION BUT IT GOES LIKE THIS
spigot: UP YOURS FAGGOT
deuce: STRANGELY ENOUGH I KNEW THAT WAS COMING |
deuce spigot |
#bait-and-switch #deuce-spigot #gaming #urinal-background |
9,452 | 2/1/2025 |
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a great test deuce: MY DICK HAS BEEN ASLEEP FOR THIRTY YEARS
deuce: IF IT WAKES UP THE WORLD WILL SUFFER A GREAT TEST
deuce: AN EVEN GREATER EXISTENTIAL THREAT TO HUMANITY AND EVEN THE EARTH ITSELF |
#deuce-solo #dick #existential #hibernation #island-background #no-title-card |
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8,688 | 12/31/2022 |
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a great, great question deuce: CAN I CHOP MY OWN DICK OFF OR DO I NEED SOMEONE ELSE TO DO IT
pants: THAT'S A GREAT, GREAT QUESTION
pants: I DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER
pants: BUT I CAN FIND SOMEBODY WHO DOES
pants: AND THEN I'LL GET BACK TO YOU
deuce: WELL THEN LET'S GET ON A GOOGLE MEET AND CRY IT OUT
pants: CONNECTING...
pants: GOOGLE MEET HAS BEEN DEPRECATED
deuce: [DICK PIC] |
#bored-pants #coy-pants #crying #deuce-dick #deuce-pants #dick #dick-pics #dismemberment #drunk-deuce #gay #genital-mutilation #physical-comedy #pink-background #question #somber-deuce #tranny #weird-pants-face |
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3,877 | 6/14/2009 |
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a groove called love (deuce): WORKING ON A GROOVE CALLED LOVE
(spigot): T DEUCE I'M WORKING ON MY FIFTH DANISH AND A CORN DOG
spigot: EXCUSE ME BUT I'M ENTITLED TO RICH MILK CHOCOLATE *AND* FLUFFY NOUGAT
deuce: WHEN YOU USE THE WORD NOUGAT YOU MAKE ME ALL GIDDY |
deuce spigot |
#corn-dog #danish #deuce-pants #deuce-spigot #jody-watley #milk-chocolate #nougat #sfw #urinal-background #whisper |
8,903 | 8/3/2023 |
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a ham radio operator in san anselmo spigot: FOLKS A HAM RADIO OPERATOR IN SAN ANSELMO JUST ADMITTED TO FEELING ..
spigot: .. AND I QUOTE ..
spigot: "A LITTLE CHATTY"
spigot: ALSO 2HR 35 MIN REMAINING ON MY PORN TORRENT |
#bittorrent #ham-radio #mousehole #nerd-culture #porn #san-anselmo #sfw #woodring-room-background |