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EPISODES: A-Z

No. Date   Title / Dialog Players Tags
8,999 11/7/2023 a big tree
spigot: HOW ABOUT A BIG TREE WHERE MILLENNIALS CAN RENT A NOOSE FOR THE NIGHT
#bedpods
#brown-background
#millennials
#no-title-card
#spigot-solo
#suicide
7,563 12/4/2019 a big wide world
deuce: shake yo titties pants: an unknown number of stupid little titties deuce: unspecified but almost certainly not zero and probably not exactly one pants: it's a big wide world of titties out there deuce: beyond that, unknown pants: so many titties
deuce
pants
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#ice-cube
#math
#plant
#tits
#titties
#woodring-field-background
1,973 2/26/2004 a bird yeah
pants: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T GIVE IT UP ON DEMAND YOU DUMB WHORE pants: YOU ARE A GODDAMN VENDING MACHINE WAS RE: OR ELSE pants: I DON'T NEED TO DEHUMANIZE YOU YOU'RE ALREADY A TOOL LIKE THE BOTTLE OPENER OR THE BONG
pants
#bong
#lowercase
#misogyny
#pants-solo
#vending-machine
#was-re
#woodring-room-background
863 2/4/2001 a bj from someone far away
spigot: NOW STEPHEN HAWKING IS SAYING BLACK HOLES ARE NATURE’S GLORYHOLES AND YOU CAN GET A BJ FROM SOMEONE WAY FAR AWAY spigot: I CAN’T REALLY UNDERSTAND HIS SPEECH THING
spigot
#blowjob
#cosmology
#glory-hole
#spigot-solo
#stephen-hawking
#woodring-stairs-background
5,838 1/23/2015 a bouquet of love
deuce: T PANTS WOULD YOU LIKE A BOUQUET OF LOVE pants: T DEUCE I WON'T BE FOOLED AGAIN deuce: OH YES YOU WILL pants: ALL RIGHT BOUQUET ME
deuce
pants
#angry-panel
#boner
#bouquet
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#huffy-pants
#love
#mountain-background
1,907 12/23/2003 a brand new wang for xmas
pants: T DEUCE I WOULD LIKE AN XMAS PRESENT deuce: T PANTS HOW ABOUT A NEW WANG pants: T DEUCE THIS ONE IS FINE (IT JUST NEEDS SOME PAINT)
deuce
pants
#christmas
#deuce-pants
#dick
#woodring-stairs-background
6,703 7/15/2017 a bride of christ
spigot: T PANTS WILL YOU DO ME A SIMPLE KINDNESS AND MAKE A LIFELONG VIRGINITY PLEDGE TO JESUS AND BECOME A BRIDE OF CHRIST pants: T SPIGOT BURSTING INTO TEARS
pants
spigot
#jesus
#pants-spigot
#pledge
#religion
#single-panel
#urinal-background
4,103 2/4/2010 a brief intermission
spigot: I NEED TO BE JERKED OVER HERE
spigot
#bonequest-hi-fi
#intermission
#jerking
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
642 6/28/2000 a bright shiny angel
spigot: I'M A BRIGHT SHINY ANGEL OF GOD, SENT DOWN FROM HEAVEN TO LICK DICK IN THE TOILET !!!!!! spigot: GLORY BE
spigot
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
952 5/5/2001 a broken dream
deuce: WHAT DO YOU MEAN LEONARD NIMOY IS JEWISH?
deuce
#deuce-solo
#jewish
#jews
#star-trek
#woodring-field-background
6,474 11/8/2016 a bug that scares my friend
deuce: WHY IS "THE PRICE IS RIGHT" THEME SONG GOING THROUGH MY HEAD pants: A DONG deuce: A QUEER deuce: A FEMALE QUEER deuce: GAY deuce: A POCKET FULL OF COCK pants: :NOTES: deuce: BEE deuce: A BUG THAT SCARES MY FRIEND deuce: BAA deuce: THE SOUND THAT A SHEEP MAKES deuce: NOT EVEN TRYING TO RHYME pants: :MUSICAL_NOTE: pants: T DEUCE DICKS deuce: I DON'T BELIEVE THAT FOR A SECOND
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#do-re-mi
#drunk-deuce
#earworm
#emoji
#huffy-pants
#rhyming
#singing
#somber-deuce
#the-price-is-right
#the-sound-of-music
#urinal-background
#weird-pants-face
4,386 11/20/2010 a celebration of sorts
pants: HALGUHLAGHULAHULGHALG pants: FUCK YEAH pants: GAHLAGHLAUHGLUAHGULAGAG
pants
#cocksucking-noises
#diaper
#pants-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
2,306 2/20/2005 a celebration of women
spigot: CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLONK BONK URF MACE RAPINGS
spigot
#mace
#rape
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
8,663 12/6/2022 a change of pace
pants: MAYBE I SHOULD BARF ON MY OWN COCK FOR A CHANGE
#pants-solo
#roman-shower
#woodring-field-background
6,712 7/24/2017 a chorus line
spigot: A CHORUS LINE OF PISSING DICKS spigot: CAN A MAN GET A DOO-DAH deuce: THE DICKS ARE KICKING THEIR LEGS IN SYNCHRONY (WHILE PISSING)
deuce
spigot
#camptown-races
#deuce-spigot
#piss
#sad-deuce
#somber-deuce
#woodring-field-background
7,179 11/16/2018 a class act
deuce: I'LL TAKE MY SWEET TIME THANK YOU pants: GETTIN' AROUND TO GETTIN' AROUND pants: t deuce my sweater has patches on the elbows deuce: you are a class act deuce: a real dame
deuce
pants
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#nu-urinal-background
#sfw
#weird-pants-face
7,343 4/28/2019 a class act
pants: i drink piss from a glass deuce: because you're a class act
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#elegance
#incest
#piss
#single-panel
#urophagia
#white-background
8,593 9/27/2022 a clear progression
:and: IT GOES pants: PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL pants: I SAID PLEASE deuce: SAY PRETTY PLEASE deuce: WITH SUGAR ON TOP deuce: AND A SLICE OF DICK deuce: A SLAB OF DICK pants: I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING pants: (THE THEMES AT PLAY) deuce: A DOLLOP OF DICK deuce: SLICE, SLAB, DOLLOP deuce: IT'S A CLEAR PROGRESSION AND THE RESULT IS [UNINTELLIGIBLE]
#angry-panel
#bored-pants
#caption
#coy-pants
#deja-vu
#deuce-pants
#deucegrin
#dick
#drunk-deuce
#huffy-pants
#meow
#mountain-background
#needful
#please
#satire
#somber-deuce
7,870 10/5/2020 a clear progression
:: SO IT GOES pants: PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL pants: I SAID PLEASE deuce: SAYPRETTY PLEASE deuce: WITH SUGAR ON TOP deuce: AND A SLICEOF AIDS deuce: A SLAB OF AIDS pants: I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING pants: (THE THEMES AT PLAY) deuce: A DOLLOP OF DICK deuce: SLICE, SLAB, DOLLOP deuce: IT'S A CLEAR PROGRESSION AND THE RESULT IS [UNINTELLIGIBLE]
deuce
pants
#aids
#caption
#deja-vu
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#feet-above-floor
#huffy-pants
#mountain-background
#needful
#somber-deuce
2,729 4/20/2006 a close one
spigot: PORN SLOTH deuce: THE EIGHTH DEADLY SIN bung: SHHH, HERE COMES DAD bung: FAG! bung: HOLD THAT DOG STILL OR ELSE deuce: PHEW THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE HE ALMOST SAW US
bung
deuce
spigot
#bestiality
#black-background
#bung-deuce-spigot
#dog
#porn
#zoophilia
2,289 2/3/2005 a cocksucking commando storming the countryside
pants: GGGGGGGGGGGGGGG pants: I'M A COCKSUCKING COMMANDO STORMING THE COUNTRYSIDE spigot: T PANTS I DON'T LIKE THAT GAY TALK pants: I'M SORRY
pants
spigot
#cocksucking
#gay-talk
#not-gay
#pants-spigot
#watch-the-profanity
#woodring-room-background
5,196 4/7/2013 a cold and lonely sock
pants: SOMEWHERE THERE IS A COLD AND LONELY SOCK (PROBABLY IN LANDFILL AT THIS MOMENT)
pants
#pants-solo
#parking-lot
#sfw
#sock
#sock-in-a-parking-lot
#woodring-room-background
647 7/2/2000 a complicated cry for help
pants: WE THE PEOPLE pants: IN ORDER TO FORM A MORE PERFECT UNION pants: ESTABLISH JUSTICE AND A BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF pants: HI I'M PANTS, PERHAPS YOU'VE SEEN MY WORK HERE IN JERKCITY pants: OR UNDER THE OVERPASS SUCKING COCK LIKE A MAN ON A MISSION FROM GOD pants: WHAT pants: YES, THAT'S ALL I'VE GOT pants: MAYBE YOU COULD JUST DRAW A BIG BONG IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WHOLE THING OR SOMETHING
pants
#bong
#edited
#marijuana
#meta
#pants-from-jerkcity
#pants-solo
#woodring-room-background
31 9/23/1998 a conundrum
deuce: I HAVE A CONUNDRUM pants: CALL A DOCTOR QUICK pants: WHAT IS THE CONUNDRUM? deuce: I HAVE TWO BALLS -- I WANT THREE pants: THAT IS NOT A CONUNDRUM
deuce
pants
#balls
#deuce-pants
#gay
#woodring-stairs-background
1,729 6/25/2003 A Cookie
: PANTS EATS A COOKIE : PANTS EATS ANOTHER COOKIE : PANTS GOTO EATS A COOKIE
pants
#basic
#caption
#cookies
#fatness
#goto
#okay-pants-face
#pants-solo
#programming
#sfw
#smooth-fonts
#woodring-stairs-background
545 3/24/2000 a cornfed american beauty
pants: MY MOUTH pants: SHE'S A BEAUTY pants: AIN'T SHE atandt: A ONE IN A MILLION MOUTH
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#bonequest-hd
#huffy-pants
#mouth
#mouth-of-pants
#sfw
#the-tubes
#woodring-field-background
5,093 12/24/2012 a cracker jack surprise
pants: THE MAGICAL LEGEND OF MY BONER deuce: THIS CHRISTIANITY THING IS A RUSE deuce: HERE I FOLLOWED THE DICK AND ALL I FOUND WAS A CRACKER JACK SURPRISE !!!!!!!! deuce: **** LOSER ****
deuce
pants
#boner
#cracker-jack
#deuce-pants
#religion
#woodring-den-background
4,228 6/15/2010 a cracking sound
deuce: TWISTING YOUR ARMS UNTIL THEY MAKE A CRACKING SOUND AND THEN KISSING YOU SOFTLY deuce: THE ONLY WAY I CAN GET IT UP IS IF YOU CALL ME AGNES pants: PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE
deuce
pants
#a-love-story
#deuce-pants
#urinal-background
52 10/19/1998 a crip or a blood
pants: IF I'M FAT BOY THEN YOU'RE LITTLE MAN SO SHUT THE FUCK UP LITTLE MAN pants: YOU HEARD ME RIGHT pants: NOW YOU'VE EMBARASSED ME IN FRONT OF THE GANG pants: NOW I'LL NEVER BE A CRIP (OR A BLOOD OR WHATEVER YOU FAGS ARE)
#deuce-pants
#deucegrin
#gang
#huffy-pants
#initiation
#woodring-room-background
7,266 2/10/2019 a cross-over cinematic multiverse
pants: hoping we can have a cross-over cinematic multiverse where ted bundy goes to the fyre documentary and murders all the influencers
pants
#current-events
#fyre-festival
#netflix
#pants-solo
#sfw
#single-panel
#white-background
3,183 7/21/2007 a crowd forms
pants: A CROWD FORMS AROUND MY BALLS pants: NOBODY SAID ANYTHING ABOUT A CHILD MOLESTING SIM pants: OR DID THEY
pants
#balls
#child-molesting-sim
#huffy-pants
#pants-solo
2,095 6/28/2004 a crown of thorns on -his- wang
pants: HOHLGAH LAUGLUAGH THE SON OF GOD IS A FAG AND LIKES IT UALGHALUH LAHHAL HALGAG ALL HOLY AND ERECT HALGHALG HLHGALH GLAGLAG EVEN A CROWN OF THORNS HERE HLUAHGL UAHHGLAHGLAHGLAHGL AGLHALUGHLAG JESUS IS COMING deuce: GOD ALMIGHTY pants: I HAVE SUCKED HIM OFF TO DEATH pants: HELP ME PUT HIM ON THIS CROSS (WE'LL BLAME THE JEWS) deuce: BLAGHLUBAGLBAG
deuce
pants
#cocksucking
#deuce-pants
#jesus
#jews
#religion
#white-background
6,828 11/23/2017 a culture which allows sexual harrassment to continue
spigot: T DEUCE DO YOU EVER REFLECT ON HOW WE PASSIVELY PARTICIPATE IN A CULTURE WHICH ALLOWS SEXUAL HARRASSMENT TO CONTINUE deuce: T SPIGOT SHOW US YOUR TITS
deuce
spigot
#current-events
#deuce-spigot
#feminism
#nu-urinal-background
#sexual-harassment
#single-panel
6,865 12/30/2017 a cup of sugar
effigy: CAN I BORROW A CUP OF SUGAR? effigy: I'M TRYING TO GET A HUMMINGBIRD TO DRINK OUT OF MY PENIS. deuce: BORROW ??? NO deuce: HAVE ??? YES
deuce
effigy
#correct-grammar
#deuce-effigy
#drunk-deuce
#hummingbird
#nature
#ornithology
#penis
#sounding
#woodring-room-background
1,710 6/6/2003 a dangerous drug
deuce: I'M AN UNEDUCATED MORON PARENT WHO SHOULD HAVE BEEN PRESCREENED FOR ELIGIBILITY TO FUCKING CARRY ON MY GENES spigot: A DANGEROUS DRUG CALLED MTV
deuce
spigot
#bunny
#deuce-spigot
#drugs
#eugenics
#mousehole
#mtv
#parent
#woodring-room-background
881 2/22/2001 a day at the races
: 1996 spigot: ALL THESE DOLE POSTERS????? PAMPHLETS???? WHAT IS YOUR POSITION ON RECYCLING?????? : 2000 spigot: ALL THESE GORE POSTERS????? PAMPHLETS???? WHAT IS YOUR POSITION ON RECYCLING?????? : 2004 spigot: ALL THESE BUSH POSTERS????? PAMPHLETS???? WHAT IS YOUR POSITION ON RECYCLING??????
spigot
#mountain-background
5,062 11/20/2012 a day in the life
deuce: MY TUMMY HURTS deuce: OOPS TOOK A SHIT
deuce
#black-background
#deuce-solo
#shit
195 4/20/1999 a day in the life
pants: HE SMILES EVEN THOUGH I AM PUNCHING HIM, USING HIM AS A JACKOFF FAMILIAR
pants
#pants-solo
#usenet
#woodring-stairs-background
8,618 10/22/2022 a debate
spigot: YOU SAY DICKLICKING, I SAY RECLAIMING YOUTHFUL VIGOR spigot: CLOSE THE DOOR
#dicklicking
#mousehole
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
6,216 2/18/2016 a delicate operation
pants: YOU HOLD THE SCREWDRIVER AND I'LL PRY THE PILLS OUT OF THE ROOMBA
pants
#deja-vu
#drugs
#huffy-pants
#pants-solo
#pills
#roomba
#sfw
#urinal-background
8,703 1/15/2023 a dick down there
effigy: ...YOU CAN STILL SHAVE YOUR BOX THOUGH, RIGHT? pants: I HAVEN'T SEEN MY BOX FOR 17 YEARS pants: THERE MIGHT BE A DICK DOWN THERE FOR ALL I KNOW
#dick
#effigy-pants
#huffy-pants
#hygiene
#refer-back-to-strip-2635
#shave
#shaving
#stalldoor-background
7,602 1/12/2020 a dick in each hand
spigot: a dick in each hand, a cock in my mouth and a big dumb dong stuffed up my rear end spigot: half-life 4 confirmed
spigot
#cock
#dick
#dong
#dumb-dong
#half-life
#spigot-solo
#video-games
#woodring-room-background
6,237 3/11/2016 a direct order
spigot: HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK FAT : SPIGOT LEAVES pants: GO GET HIM AND BRING HIM BACK HERE AND MAKE HIM BE FUNNY deuce: MUST pants: PRIVATE I AM GIVING YOU A DIRECT ORDER deuce: JERK
deuce
pants
spigot
#caption
#deuce-pants-spigot
#failed-comedy
#fatness
#honk
#huffy-pants
#sfw
#spigot-leaves
#spigot-points
#teal-background
#uncredited-character
7,166 11/3/2018 a disturbing pattern
pants: there's a disturbing pattern in my trousers you should totally call scully and investigate deuce: he'll just get distracted with aliens and shit pants: you're thinking mulder, scully is the one who founded apple computers pants: boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys
deuce
pants
#apple
#boys
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#mousehole
#repetition
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-room-background
#x-files
376 10/12/1999 a dollop
deuce: LLHLHLHLHLHLHLH I AM THE GREATEST COCKSUCKER EVER TO GRACE THIS GOD'S EARTH pants: A DOLLOP PLEASE (NOTHING MORE, NOTHING LESS)
deuce
pants
#cocksucker
#deuce-pants
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
2,506 9/8/2005 a dong around my waist like a belt
spigot: TAKE THE OTHER DAY, THERE I AM IN MY KITCHEN AREA WITH THREE PRICKS IN EACH HAND, A DONG AROUND MY WAIST LIKE A BELT AND THE DOORBELL RINGS spigot: WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT: TEN FAT GAY DICKS AND PRICKS STANDING AT THE DOOR DEMANDING ENTRY!!!!!! AND I'M LIKE: WHERE'S THE FIRE?!?!?!?! spigot: WELL AS YOU CAN IMAGINE THEY GAVE ME A GOOD STOMPING AND SMOOSHING AND ON TOP OF ALL THAT THE RASPBERRY HAPPLE-BAPPLE COBBLER I WAS BAKING BURNED RIGHT UP IN THE CROCKPOT
spigot
#apple-bapple
#cobbler
#cooking
#dicks
#gay-fatness
#reduplication
#smooshing
#spigot-solo
#violent-disapproval
#woodring-stairs-background
8,915 8/15/2023 a dongle or device
spigot: IS THERE A DONGLE OR DEVICE THAT CONVERTS PIZZA INTO DIARRHEA
#diarrhea
#food
#mountain-background
#pizza
#sfw
#spigot-solo
8,588 9/22/2022 a dreamed force
spigot: JUST GOING TO TUCK IN MY LANYARD HERE spigot: CAN I USE YOUR BATHROOM spigot: `SPLORT` spigot: CAN I USE YOUR BATHROOM spigot: `SPLOP` spigot: CAN WE USE YOUR BATHROOM spigot: `SPLOSH SPLAP SPLAP ` spigot: CAN WE USE YOUR SIDEWALK spigot: `SQUIRP SQUAP SQUOP` spigot: CAN WE USE YOUR MAILBOX spigot: `SPLUT SQUIRSH SQUIRSH ` spigot: CAN WE USE YOUR MIATA spigot: `SPLORT SPLOP SQUIRP SPLOSH SPLAP SPLAP SQUIRP SQUAP SQUOP SPLUT SQUIRSH` spigot: WHY DO ONLY DOGS GET PLASTIC BAGS
#datacenter
#defecation
#dogshit
#dream
#multiple-backgrounds
#poop
#red-text
#spigot-solo
#splut
6,638 5/6/2017 a duck choking
spigot: FOLKS THE VIETNAMESE LANGUAGE SOUNDS LIKE A DUCK CHOKING ON A CHICKEN BONE
spigot
#duck
#folks
#linguistics
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
#vietnam
5,744 10/21/2014 a ducks says
deuce: "A COW SAYS [TRAIN ENGINE WHISTLE]" pants: "A DOG SAYS [WAR OF THE WORLDS KLAXON]" deuce: BROOOOOOOOOOOONG deuce: A PIG SAYS [SILENT STAR TREK (2009) LENS FLARE] pants: A DUCKS SAYS [QUACK.WAV]
deuce
pants
#animals
#deuce-pants
#duck
#filename
#huffy-pants
#onomatopoeia
#sfw
#sfx
#sound-effects
#speak-and-say
#urinal-background
#war-of-the-worlds
6,469 11/3/2016 a duel it shall be sir
pants: COCK(S) deuce: HOW DARE YOU deuce: YOU TAKE THAT BACK OR I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL (BY COCK STRANGLING) pants: A DUEL IT SHALL BE SIR (TROUSERS AROUND ANKLES) deuce: HBLHBLHBLHBHBLHBHBHBLHBHBLHBBLHBLHBLHBLBBLHBHB pants: GBLAGHBALGLUAHGBLAGHLABLAHGBLAGA
deuce
pants
#cocks
#deuce-pants
#duel
#huffy-pants
#urinal-background
7,496 9/28/2019 a dystopian sci-fi future
deuce: if you look closely you'll see the biggest problem is that there's a woman in the captain's chair pants: a dystopian sci-fi future
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#frog
#science-fiction
#sfw
#single-panel
#space-nuts-background
#star-trek
#women
6,157 12/10/2015 a fair question but not a reasonable question
pants: DOES MY BONER NEED ITS OWN SEPARATE PASSPORT OR CAN I JUST WAVE HIM THROUGH
pants
#airport-security
#boner
#coy-pants
#crater
#new-background
#pants-solo
#passport
#smouldering-crater
#woodring-field-background-2
8,146 7/8/2021 a fair trial
deuce: FOLKS MY BALLS CAN'T GET A FAIR TRIAL IN THIS CITY deuce: ESPECIALLY WHEN THE CRIME THEY ARE ACCUSED OF IS COVERING A CITY AND BLOCKING OUT THE LIGHT (SPECIFICALLY THIS CITY) deuce: I SUGGEST A CHANGE OF VENUE AND PERHAPS A CHANGE OF UNDERWEAR
deuce
#balls
#deuce-solo
#law
#woodring-den-background
2,716 4/6/2006 a fat gay goth standing on the edge of the information apocalpyse
spigot: CHUBBY HUBBY SEEKS AFTERNOON HOOKER!!!!! spigot: MUST LIKE LIVING WITH MOM AND SLEEPING W/NINTENDO CARTS spigot: THIS TIME I'M A FAT GAY GOTH STANDING ON THE EDGE OF THE INFORMATION APOCALYPSE!!!!! spigot: CAN A ZINE SAVE THE WORLD?!?!?!?!?!? spigot: I WOULD LIKE MORE ALLOWANCE
spigot
#fat
#goth
#prostitute
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
#zine
4,190 5/6/2010 a feast for the senses
pants: LICKING DICK IN THE BIZARRO UNIVERSE
pants
#bizarro
#dc-comics
#dicklicking
#dj-rapekit
#pants-solo
#superman
6,769 9/24/2017 a few extra to cover my future mistakes
deuce: HURGLE GURGLE deuce: HITLER WAS RIGHT deuce: GURGLE BURGLE deuce: (THAT'S THE TOILET TALKING, TOTALLY NOT ME deuce: ) deuce: ) : DEUCE HAS BEEN SENDING MESSAGES TO YOU TOO RAPIDLY, AND IS NOW BEING IGNORED.
deuce
#blank-panel
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#empty-panel
#hitler
#sfw
#toilet
#too-rapidly
#urinal-background
#whitespace
5,739 10/16/2014 a few of my favorite things
spigot: AND DILDOS AND DUCT TAPE
spigot
#girl
#harriet
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#uncredited-character
#urinal-background
7,372 5/27/2019 a few of my favorite things revisited
spigot: I LOVE TO DOWNLOAD AND EAT CORN DOGS
spigot
#bonequest-hi-fi
#corn-dog
#download
#love
#pee
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
5,052 11/10/2012 a fine mess
spigot: LET'S BOTH SQUEEZE INTO THE TUB
spigot
#red-background
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#tub
1,331 5/24/2002 a fine romance
spigot: HUHHHHHHHHH I'M AS FAT AS I AM ON TV deuce: THAT SEEMS LIKE A STRANGE THING TO CALL THE BATHROOM spigot: URMPH SON OF A HONK URF GUH THIS IS A FINE ROMANCE
deuce
spigot
#afraid-deuce
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#honk
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
8,201 9/1/2021 a fine team
deuce: I'M A HARDON bung: I'M AN OPEN MOUTH deuce: WE WILL MAKE A FINE TEAM bung: LIKE BREAD AND BUTTER deuce: AND WHORES AND AIDS
bung
deuce
#a-fine-team
#aids
#bung-deuce
#hardon
#mountain-background
#mouth
#whores
324 8/23/1999 a fireside chat
deuce: YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE WORST PART ABOUT LICKING DICK ?!?!?! deuce: PISSING BLOOD
deuce
#angry-panel
#blood
#deuce-solo
#dicklicking
#piss
#woodring-field-background
8,655 11/28/2022 a frozen conflict
deuce: MY GROINABLE, CROTCHABLE AREA IS A FROZEN CONFLICT pants: DENY THEM THE RIGHT TO EXIST deuce: MY LEFT BALL IS IRREDENTIST BUT MY RIGHT ONE IS REVANCHIST
#coy-pants
#current-events
#deuce-pants
#deuces-balls
#drunk-deuce
#geopolitics
#mcdonalds-background
#nuts-of-deuce
#war
7,741 5/29/2020 a fun new twist
spigot: I KNOW YOU'RE NOT THE BIGGEST FAN OF ANAL SEX spigot: BUT HAVE YOU TRIED ANAL SEX IN THE >>>>>>>>>> REAR END <<<<<<<<<< ?????????? spigot: IT COULD BE A FUN NEW TWIST ON THINGS
spigot
#anal
#rear-end
#spigot-says
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
3,115 5/14/2007 a funeral for deuce
pants: WATCH ME POO ozone: COCK OF THE FUCK OF THE SHIT OF THE DICK
ozone
pants
#cock-of-the-fuck
#death-and-return-of-deuce
#ozone-pants
#poo
#title-mismatch
#white-background
5,935 4/30/2015 a future for my boner
pants: CAN YOU SEE A FUTURE FOR MY BONER pants: A FUTUREBONER pants: I.E. A BONER IN YOUR FUTURE deuce: IS THIS BONER WE'RE REFERRING TO IN MY FACT MY BONER
deuce
pants
#boner
#deuce-pants
#urinal-background
4,584 6/30/2011 a game of nuts
pants: DON'T SHOOT I CRIED pants: BUT THEN IT WAS TOO LATE pants: I HAD TO LICK ALL THEIR DICKS deuce: CHALLENGE ME TO A GAME OF NUTS
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dicklicking
#drunk-deuce
#nuts
#white-background
2,443 7/7/2005 a gay man in my pants (pt. 1)
net: ONCE AGAIN, I MUST REPORT THAT THERE IS A GAY MAN IN MY PANTS deuce: DO I KNOW HIM (OR HER) net: YES DEFINITELY net: PERHAPS YOU COULD GET IN HERE WITH US AND TALK HIM OUT OF HERE deuce: IS IT ME (I'M A LITTLE OUT OF IT RIGHT NOW) : To be continued tomorrow...
deuce
net
#acdc
#caption
#deuce-net
#drunk-deuce
#gay
#gay-man-in-my-pants
#mystery
#plant
#series
#to-be-continued
#trousers
#woodring-field-background
2,444 7/8/2005 a gay man in my pants (pt. 2)
net: I SUPPOSE I COULD LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE AND SAY HEY FREE FAG deuce: THIS WHOLE CONVERSATION IS STARTING TO COME INTO FOCUS NOW deuce: IT'S YOUR OWN DICK ISN'T IT net: LET ME CHECK net: YES (YES IT IS)
deuce
net
#acdc
#deuce-net
#dick
#dicks
#fag
#gay
#gay-man-in-my-pants
#mousehole
#mystery
#series
#trousers
#woodring-room-background
2,789 6/19/2006 a gentle introduction
hanford: WELCOME TO BONEQUEST atandt: ROCK ON hanford: DO NOT PUT YOUR HAND IN THE MOUSEHOLE atandt: BOY HOWDY hanford: IT'S LIKE A GAY DISCO IN THERE atandt: YOU DON'T SAY
atandt
hanford
#atandt-hanford
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
#you-dont-say
4,827 3/13/2012 a gentle word, a kind look
deuce: I LIKE MARSHMELLOW BROWNIES AND EASTER PEEPS AND CHEX MIX deuce: ALL OUT OF CHEX MIX???? deuce: RRRRRR RAPING THE AIR
deuce
#chex-mix
#deuce-solo
#deucegrin
#easter-peeps
#gentle-deuce
#mousehole
#product-placement
#rape
#typo
#woodring-room-background
9,072 1/19/2024 a gentleman caller
spigot: HELLO pants: TAKING MOMMY'S STRAP IN YOUR FAT, GAY ASSHOLE spigot: WHO'S CALLING PLEASE pants: TAKING MOMMY'S STRAP IN YOUR FAT, GAY ASSHOLE spigot: I'M HANGING UP NOW
#anal
#black-background
#caption
#gay-fatness
#huffy-pants
#multiple-backgrounds
#pants-spigot
#pegging
#porn
#prank-call
#starbucks-background
#telephony
5,948 5/13/2015 a gentleman's agreement
pants: PUT YOUR JUNK IN THE DRAWER AND I'LL SLAM IT pants: MY BONER HAS ACCESS TO A CLOAKING DEVICE pants: DOESN'T HELP
pants
#boner
#dong-slamming
#genital-mutilation
#hospital-background
#junk-drawer
#pants-solo
#weird-pants-face
7,033 6/23/2018 a gift for the neighbors
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#filename
#hospital-background
#poo
#smearing
#unix
#weird-pants-face
633 6/19/2000 a glass of rape
spigot: I HATE IT WHEN THEY DON'T TAKE IT OUT RIGHT AWAY spigot: IT'S LIKE ENOUGH ALREADY spigot: BUT HE'S ALL "ACTUALLY I NEED TO FINISH" spigot: SO I JUST BEND THERE AND TAKE IT spigot: "HMM, I'LL BE DONE IN A MINUTE" spigot: WHILE I HAVE THAT DOPEY BORED LOOK ON MY FACE spigot: I'LL HAVE A CROISSANDWICH AND A GLASS OF RAPE
spigot
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
5,714 9/21/2014 a good boy
pants: WHO'S A GOOD BOY deuce: I AM I AM pants: YOU'RE A GOOD BOY deuce: SPLATTER ME WITH BLOOD AND PISS pants: YES YOU ARE
deuce
pants
#blood
#deuce-pants
#deucegrin
#piss
#woodring-stairs-background
7,707 4/26/2020 a good firearm for a first time owner
pants: t deuce do you think this would be a good firearm for a first-time owner pants: HLAGHULAHGLUAG deuce: it is classified as a destructive device so you cannot own it legally
deuce
pants
#barf
#cucumber
#deuce-pants
#firearm
#gun
#multiple-backgrounds
#photo
#roman-shower
6,666 6/3/2017 a good impression
pants: WHY DO I HAVE TO WEAR A TIE TO THE TOILETS deuce: BECAUSE YOU WANT TO MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION, DON'T YOU
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#first-impression
#interview
#single-panel
#tie
#toilet
#urinal-background
54 10/21/1998 a good laugh
spigot: ACCORDING TO THE 1997 MOTORCYCLE SUPPLEMENT FROM THE DMV, WHEN YOUR REAR TIRE GOES FLAT THE BICYCLE SWINGS "JERKILY" FROM SIDE TO SIDE, WELL WE ALL HAD A GOOD LAUGH AND I FAILED
#dmv
#motorcycle
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
59 10/29/1998 a good magician
spigot: I LIKE TO PRACTICE BEING GAY IN FRONT OF A MIRROR spigot: NOTE: A GOOD MAGICIAN NEVER CHOKES DOWN THE SAME DICK TWICE spigot: THAT'S THE LAST TIME I BUY COMEDY FROM WAL-MART
#comedy
#failed-comedy
#magic
#spigot-solo
#wal-mart
#woodring-field-background
4,492 3/20/2011 a good old fashioned
pants: GIVE ME A GOOD OLD FASHIONED BLACKOUT
pants
#pants-solo
#urinal-background
98 1/3/1999 a good running start
dick: WHEN FACE RAPING SOMEONE THERE'S SOMETHING TO BE SAID FOR GETTING A GOOD RUNNING START deuce: ALSO LUBRICATION (USU. TEARS)
deuce
dick
#deuce-dick
#lubrication
#mousehole
#rape
#woodring-room-background
3,895 7/2/2009 a good squeeze
spigot: DEUCE AND I ARE TRYING TO TALK PRIVATELY spigot: T DEUCE THEN I'D GRAB YOUR NUTS AND GIVE THEM A GOOD SQUEEZE UNTIL YOU THREW UP ALL OVER YOURSELF
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#genital-mutilation
#nuts
#nuts-of-deuce
#privacy
#urinal-background
#vomit
5,023 10/12/2012 a grand love story
pants: HEY JEW deuce: WHAT UP MUSLIM pants: EATIN' PORK deuce: WEIRD SAME
deuce
pants
#angry-panel
#blue-background
#deuce-pants
#haram
#jews
#muslims
#not-kosher
8,637 11/10/2022 a great day
spigot: THIS IS A GREAT DAY FOR PICTURES OF MY PENIS
#alt-text
#mountain-background
#spigot-solo
3,585 8/26/2008 a great idea
spigot: I ACTUALLY THOUGHT OF A GREAT IDEA FOR A WEB GAME spigot: OKAY, IT TAKES A BRIEF EXPLANATION BUT IT GOES LIKE THIS spigot: UP YOURS FAGGOT deuce: STRANGELY ENOUGH I KNEW THAT WAS COMING
deuce
spigot
#bait-and-switch
#deuce-spigot
#gaming
#urinal-background
8,688 12/31/2022 a great, great question
deuce: CAN I CHOP MY OWN DICK OFF OR DO I NEED SOMEONE ELSE TO DO IT pants: THAT'S A GREAT, GREAT QUESTION pants: I DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER pants: BUT I CAN FIND SOMEBODY WHO DOES pants: AND THEN I'LL GET BACK TO YOU deuce: WELL THEN LET'S GET ON A GOOGLE MEET AND CRY IT OUT pants: CONNECTING... pants: GOOGLE MEET HAS BEEN DEPRECATED deuce: [DICK PIC]
#bored-pants
#coy-pants
#crying
#deuce-dick
#deuce-pants
#dick
#dick-pics
#dismemberment
#drunk-deuce
#gay
#genital-mutilation
#google
#physical-comedy
#pink-background
#question
#somber-deuce
#tranny
#weird-pants-face
3,877 6/14/2009 a groove called love
(deuce): WORKING ON A GROOVE CALLED LOVE (spigot): T DEUCE I'M WORKING ON MY FIFTH DANISH AND A CORN DOG spigot: EXCUSE ME BUT I'M ENTITLED TO RICH MILK CHOCOLATE *AND* FLUFFY NOUGAT deuce: WHEN YOU USE THE WORD NOUGAT YOU MAKE ME ALL GIDDY
deuce
spigot
#corn-dog
#danish
#deuce-pants
#deuce-spigot
#jody-watley
#milk-chocolate
#nougat
#sfw
#urinal-background
#whisper
8,903 8/3/2023 a ham radio operator in san anselmo
spigot: FOLKS A HAM RADIO OPERATOR IN SAN ANSELMO JUST ADMITTED TO FEELING .. spigot: .. AND I QUOTE .. spigot: "A LITTLE CHATTY" spigot: ALSO 2HR 35 MIN REMAINING ON MY PORN TORRENT
#bittorrent
#ham-radio
#kekfuel
#mousehole
#nerd-culture
#porn
#san-anselmo
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
1,430 8/29/2002 a handjob for john ashcroft (drunk at work)
pants: JOHN ASHCROFT NEEDS A HANDJOB pants: AND I KNOW JUST THE MAN FOR THE JOB pants: I'M GOING TO WORK YOUR GODDAMN DICK MISTER MAN pants: YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST pants: AS I DO MY THING YOU'RE GOING TO STUTTER AND BLINK pants: BUH HUB BUH FABULOUS I'VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE BUH pants: MAYBE ONCE OR TWICE AT CAMP HUHHHHH MMM pants: AND THE YMCA HUFF HUFF HUFF pants: LATER HE WILL BE CURIOUS ABOUT THE USE OF THE MOUTH pants: I WILL SHOW HIM THE WAYS OF THE WORLD pants: CAN I GET PAID NOW hanford: GET OFF MY STAGE IF YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING
hanford
pants
#alcohol
#coy-pants
#hanford-pants
#huffy-pants
#john-ashcroft
#mouth
#mouth-of-pants
#politics
#special-guest
#title-mismatch
4,915 6/14/2012 a hard reset
pants: I SUGGEST A HARD RESET (RE: HITTING ME HARD IN THE FACE)
pants
#black-background
#pants-solo
#sfw
#single-panel
#violence
7,159 10/27/2018 a hard rule
pants: do women have dicks or is that just dudes deuce: mostly pants: is it a hard rule or are we talking notable exceptions deuce: unclear
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dicks
#ts
#women
#woodring-room-background
2,492 8/25/2005 a healthy debate this is not
ozone: (EV1): UNIT 0, REVISION 3. deuce: COCKS ??? ozone: DICKS !!! deuce: WE'RE IN AGREEMENT THEN
deuce
ozone
#deuce-ozone
#drunk-deuce
#unix
#woodring-stairs-background
5,641 7/10/2014 a heavy grift
pants: IT'S A HEAVY GRIFT pants: HOW TO GET HOLD OF THAT DICK pants: THIS WILL REQUIRE A CLEVER PLAN
pants
#dick
#grift
#pants-solo
#planning
#scam
#urinal-background
4,775 1/18/2012 a helpful hint
spigot: HINT: I'M SUCKING YOU RIGHT NOW (LOOK DOWN) spigot: SURPRISE spigot: AND JUST LIKE THAT HE WAS GONE
spigot
#cocksucking
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
3,213 8/20/2007 a hen or a duck
pants: I AM A HEN pants: BUK BUK deuce: T PANTS THAT'S A DUCK pants: BUK
deuce
pants
#amd-geode
#buk-buk
#deuce-pants
#duck
#hen
#motherboard
#pants-discolored-leg
#soekris
#uncategorized-mosaic-background
4,896 5/26/2012 a holiday tradition worth celebrating
pants: SCARED pants: OH WHAT THE HELL pants: HAW HAWHAWH AWIH LAFIALFDH AILFSH DICKS
pants
#grey-background
#pants-solo
5,497 2/15/2014 a hollow voice
deuce: A HOLLOW VOICE SAYS "COCKS" pants: FOLLOWED BY A SERIES OF OTHER LOW HOLLOW VOICES: "SURE" "YUP" "I'LL TAKE TWO" "MMMMM"
deuce
pants
#deja-vu
#deuce-pants
#grey-background
#infocom
#once-for-x-twice-for-y
#somber-deuce
#zork
7,356 5/11/2019 a horrible hellscape
deuce: Jesus Christ why did I get up before 7 pants: it's cold and stupid out deuce: a horrible hellscape
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#jesus
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background

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