spigot: CLICK HERE TO SIGN MY GUESTBOO</HREF> deuce: FUCK YOU spigot: BEENZ!!!!!!!!!! THE WEB'S CURRENCY deuce: THE MORE YOU EAT / THE MLG KFSHLG LSGHSLG HLSHGSG spigot: EVERYTHING I TOUCH TURNS INTO BEENZ deuce: BEENZ BEENZ / THEY MAKE YOU FSHLGLS GHSLGHLS HGSG spigot: TIME TO KICK IT AND STREAM THESE BEENZ BROADBAND STYLE deuce: POUND MY ASS spigot: BEENZ.COM PURCHASES MACROMEDIA FOR RECORD TEN BILLION BEENZ

net: BEEP net: I'M AN AMI BIOS deuce: I'M FUCKING YOU BROADSIDE net: KEYBOARD ERROR

pants: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP pants: SOME MANNER OF DICK-LOVING DUMPTRUCK I AM pants: ^C spigot: I'LL CATCH YOU

pants: DOWN I GO deuce: [BEEP BEEP BEEP OF LOWERING PLATFORM] deuce: OKAY NOW YOU'RE AT THE SUCKING LEVEL

spigot: instead of robots there should be blowbots spigot: beep boop beep boop spigot: malfunction spigot: erectile malfunction spigot: bzzt spigot: please insert ten thousand dollars spigot: folks the blowbots are taking our blowjobs

spigot: I PUT SCALLOPED POTATOES IN THE DISK DRIVE

deuce: `RECOMPUTING COURSE` deuce: `COURSE PLOTTED` deuce: `HEADED DIRECTLY FOR PISS FOUNTAIN`

spigot: BEEP BOOP BOOP spigot: HELLO YES I ORDERED A ***PROSTITUTE*** NOT A ***POETESS*** spigot: YOU'RE FIRED

spigot: LET'S SING OR SOMETHING spigot: ONLY THREE MORE HOURS TO BEER AND A NAP spigot: LET'S NOT ALWAYS SEE THE SAME DICKS

deuce: OKAY BEER TIME deuce: BE BACK GUYS !!!!!!!!!! deuce: I MEAN GAYS

pants: BEETLEDEUCE BEETLEDEUCE BEETLEDEUCE deuce: WHAT pants: YOU SUCK

spigot: BEFORE I HAVE SEX I PREPARE THE INSTALLSHIELD WIZARD

atandt: I HAD AIDS BEFORE IT WAS COOL

spigot: DO WE THINK THE SHOOTER WAS AT ALL AFFLICTED BY N.A.D.D.

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deuce: FOR GOD'S SAKE THERE'S BEEN A LOT OF GAYNESS WHILE I WAS GONE pants: QUITE A BIT IN FACT (WIPES CHIN)

pants: HOLY SHIT spigot: IS THIS THE GAY PARTY pants: ARE YOU A COP spigot: NO pants: I'M HIDING BEHIND THE CURTAIN spigot: GO CURTAIN

spigot: I'VE LEARNED THE VALUE OF SIMPLY BEING MYSELF pants: (BONG NOISES) spigot: CAN I COME BACK TO THE GAY CLUB OR HAVE I BEEN EXCLUDED pants: (BEATOFF NOISES, WAS RE: HUALGHUALGHAG HAULG HUALGHULAG SPIT SPIT HMM CAT HAIR ?? WEIRD AHLGHULAHGULUHALGL AG LUHALUG HUALAHG spigot: [REDACTED] pants: JERKCITY GOES TO WAR

ozone: DICKS? atandt: PLEASE USE CAPS IF YOU INTEND ON BEING TAKEN SERIOUSLY ozone: MMMMMM YEAH DICKS ALL OVER POKING AND CHOKING

pants: BELCH deuce: CLARIFY pants: BELCH deuce: CLARIFY!!! deuce: DEEP BARITONE BELCH OR NEAR-VOMIT BELCH OR SONIC THE HEDGEHOG BELCH pants: BARNEY FROM THE SIMPSONS deuce: WELL HELD

spigot: BELLA BELLZ SHOULD JUST CHANGE HER NAME TO COMMAND W deuce: B-B-BUT SHE'S GOT A BIG B-B-B- NO (FORCIBLY CLOSES WINDOW WITH MALLET) spigot: OVERRULED (BANGS GAVEL UNTIL CIRCULAR GAVEL SURFACE ROLLS OFF DESK) deuce: DONGS DONGS DONGS DONGS

spigot: IS BEN HUR THE GAY ONE OR IS LAWRENCE OF ARABIA THE GAY ONE OR IS SPARTACUS THE GAY ONE OR ARE THEY ALL GAY ONES pants: LET'S SEE WHAT THE COMMUTATIVE PROPERTY OF GAY MOVIES SAYS

spigot: I CAN'T BE BENDING OVER PICKING UP EVERY CORN DOG I DROP spigot: DID YOU KNOW CORN DOG WAS TWO WORDS spigot: (I DID)

deuce: SUCK MY WEENIE COCK AND TURN IT INTO A BENDY STRAW

deuce: when are we going to lick dick beneath the stars

net: DID SOMEBODY SAY NET deuce: NO net: OK

pants: IT GOES SOMETHING LIKE THIS: HUMPING MOTIONS pants: GAY SEX THAT GIVES OFF LIGHTNING BOLTS AND SMOKE pants: THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER

pants: MY BEST FRIEND, THE BONG POKER THINGY

deuce: I MASTURBATED spigot: WILL YOU ACCEPT THIS ROSE deuce: YES (BACK TO MASTURBATING)

deuce: I AM GOING TO BE SICK spigot: I THINK WE SHOULD JUST BE FRIENDS

deuce: THE BEST PART ABOUT JESUS IS THAT I DON'T HAVE TO SUCK HIM OFF (UNLIKE ALLAH)

spigot: COCKSUCKING BEST PRACTICES spigot: COCKSUCKING DESIGN GUIDELINES spigot: CLAIM YOUR COCKSUCKING WHITEPAPER

deuce: YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST THING ABOUT TITS ARE ?? deuce: THEY DON'T TALK

spigot: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THESE ARE THE BEST YEARS OF OUR LIVES!!!!!!! HUHHHHH WE'RE FAT AND NOBODY CARES ABOUT US

effigy: UGH, THE WIND SHIFTED AND NOW ALL I SMELL IS COW POO deuce: I SAID I WAS SORRY effigy: APOLOGIES DO NOT END THE SMELL deuce: I SAID I SAID I WAS SORRY effigy: THAT'S BETTER

deuce: GODDAMN COMMIE pants: <RED>WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'M A COMMUNIST</RED>

pants: WELP IT'S ON ITS WAY TO THE CORE OF THE EARTH pants: BETTER MAKE PANCAKES deuce: SHOVING deuce: SCUFFLING deuce: SHELLACKING pants: SUCKIN' IT deuce: SQUIRTING deuce: SMEARING deuce: SUBSUMING deuce: SCINTILLATING deuce: SORRY pants: S'OKAY deuce: PUNCHIN' HOOKERS pants: PISSSSSSSSSS

pants: T DEUCE DICKS deuce: I DON'T BELIEVE THAT FOR A SECOND pants: HOW DID THEY ALL GET SO MESSY pants: BETTER ORGANIZE THEM pants: <<<PRICKS>>> pants: SEE WHAT I MEAN

pants: do you think i'm very sexy or extremely sexy deuce: I would have to go with undeniably, extremely, astonishingly pants: well that's better than i'd hoped for

spigot: JERKING EXCLUSIVELY BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 4 AND 8 pants: WHY IS THE CLOSED SIGN UP THEN spigot: T PANTS FAIRLY CONFIDENT IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX

spigot: (SOBS) NOW WE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO PUT THEM IN A NURSING HOME pants: SOMETIMES I THINK YOU SPELL THINGS WRONG JUST TO GET ATTENTION (MYTOUNGE FEELS WIERD)

pants: SAID THE ACTRESS TO THE BISHOP pants: I SAY GOOD SIR YOU APPEAR TO BE LICKING ON MY DICK pants: LOOK INTO YOUR HEART

spigot: EATING GOLDEN GRAHAMS IN FRONT OF DOCTOR WHO spigot: NEVER MIND THE DOG........... spigot: BEWARE OF THE BONER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: I MEAN OWNER spigot: NO I MEAN BONER

pants: WHAT A GREAT DAY TO TAKE A MALE PROSTITUTE OUT TO A NICE LUNCH (HOTPANTS AND ALL) pants: THANK GOD SHOWTIME PICKED UP SPIGOT THE BEAR OTHERWISE I'D HAVE TO RELY ON FAN-FIC AND PODCASTS pants: BEWARE OF TIMECOP

spigot: cigar shaped ufo

pants: WE NEED SOMETHING IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN TO BRING US DRINKS, PARK CARS deuce: I'M AN O(N LOG N) COCKSUCKER pants: IS OSCAR FROM THIMBLE THEATER OUT OF COPYRIGHT YET deuce: DOES LOVE HAVE TO HURT pants: CAN WE TRADE UP FOR A BI-CURIOUS GOON OR A DICK TRACY VILLAIN UP FOR PAROLE deuce: OR IS IT JUST ADVISABLE

pants: T DEUCE IMPORTANT YOU SEE THIS pants: FILLER deuce: ARE YOU SERENADING ME AGAIN BECAUSE AS I'VE TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES THE ANSWER IS YES OH GOD YES BI-CURIOUS OR BI-CERTAIN pants: BI-MAYBE

spigot: CAN THE ENTIRE MIDDLE SECTION OF AMERICA PLEASE SECEDE FROM OUR UNION AND TAKE THEIR BIBLES AND DONKEYS????? pants: MATT DRUDGE AND ALL THE BALDWIN BROTHERS AT ONCE ?????? THIS I GOTTA SEE AND BEAT OFF TO

net: I'M A DICK net: DOESN'T ANYONE HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT THAT????????? deuce: NOT AT PRESENT deuce: I'M BIDING MY TIME UNTIL YOU FALL ASLEEP net: THE DICK DOES NOT SLEEP deuce: BUT THE NET SURE DOES

spigot: BIENVENIDOS A MACINTOOSHEN

pants: SPIGOT THE BEAR ???? spigot: A VERY SPECIAL TWO HOUR SEASON PREMIERE pants: THE BIG BONG THEORY spigot: CONTROVERSIAL STUDY LINKS CANCER TO COCKS AND QUEERS pants: GIANT FLAPPITY BATS !!!! OASIDUGFOGD8888888 spigot: RUN

spigot: HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE YOUR NAME, DNA, AND FINGERPRINTS spigot: INEXORABLY TIED TO THE WORLD'S SHITTIEST PRODUCT????????? spigot: IS THAT WHAT YOU MEAN BY HAVING A LEGACY????? SIR?!?!?!?!

spigot: T PANTS NEED THAT JERKCITY BOOK MONEY **NOW** spigot: POUNDING ON DOOR, SCRATCHING METH ARMS

pants: I'LL BE OSCAR WILDE AND YOU BE OSCAR THE GROUCH spigot: I WISH TO BE OSCAR FROM L.A. LAW spigot: HURRRR I'M THE BIG BOSS LAWYER spigot: OKAY THERE WAS NO OSCAR

pants: LET'S DO IT FOR LOVE pants: WAIT NO pants: LET'S DO IT FOR THE MONEY

pants: I AM ALL THE BIG DUMB ENERGY YOU NEED

spigot: THAT'S RIGHT PS039_JPG spigot: I LIKE DUMB PREGNANT WOMEN deuce: T PS039_JPG HE CAN DETECT YOUR INTELLIGENCE QUOTIENT JUST FROM YOUR BIG FAT PICTURE spigot: IT'S TOUGHLOVE IS WHAT IT IS (CHRIST LADY EVEN YOUR THUMBNAIL IS FAT)

spigot: FIRST LET ME JUST SAY I'M A BIG FAGGOT. spigot: FURTHERMORE, I'D LIKE TO PROMISE TO KEEP MY AIDS SEPARATE FROM MY WORK spigot: I'M GOING TO LEAVE MY AIDSY BAGGAGE RIGHT OUT THE DOOR spigot: NOW LET'S SHARE A POPSICLE spigot: ONE DIME BAG PLEASE AND A CHEESE CROISSANDWICH

pants: THAT'S RIGHT pants: THEY ARE LINING UP, TAKING TURNS, KEEPING WATCH, SELLING ME OFF pants: HATING IT BUT GLAD I'M GOOD AT SOMETHING pants: MAYBE SOMEBODY WILL WRITE A MUSICAL ABOUT ME pants: I'LL NEVER LEARN pants: LOST AND CONFUSED pants: LOST AND CONFUSED WAIT NO BACK TO THE CELL BLOCK .(pants): THIS SUCKS

pants: ONE TIME I WAS MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS pants: THEN THIS MEXICAN RAPES ME IN THE MOUTH AND OTHERWISE pants: I'M LIKE pants: HEY pants: QUIT IT pants: BUT RAPE ME HE DID pants: MAN ALIVE I LEARNED A LESSON THAT DAY .(pants): MY KNEEPADS ARE WEARING OUT

pants: IF YOU [REDACTED] IT OUT ON MY [REDACTED] pants: I'M GOING TO [REDACTED] IT UP WITH YOUR HAIR pants: OKAY PEOPLE pants: LISTEN UP pants: I NEED A HUG

pants: IN BIG FAGGOTY DICK PART I THEY SHOT SONNY pants: IN BIG FAGGOTY DICK PART II A YOUNGER VERSION OF ME IS PLAYED BY ROBERT DENIRO spigot: I'VE GOT A GOOD BUZZ GOING OFF THE STUFF I SCRAPED OUT OF MY PIPES AND BONGS pants: BIG FAGGOTY DICK PART III WILL END WITH ME DYING IN A TOMATO GARDEN

pants: NOTHING MAKES ME HARDER THAN A DIRTY CATBOX pants: DID YOU SAY A VISCERA MUSICAL pants: SMEARING IT ON MY CHEST pants: AND pants: RUNNING OUTSIDE TO MEET AND GREET THE COPS pants: A TOOTHBRUSH FOR YOUR CUNT pants: EATING THE BABY AND WASHING IT DOWN WITH THE BATHWATER pants: P.S. PLEASE STOP SENDING US NUTS

pants: BIG FAT DICKS FOR JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF pants: HE IS OUR LORD AND OUR SAVIOR AND WE SHOULD THANK HIM (SOMEHOW) deuce: WITH A BEAUTIFUL ARC OF PISS pants: YOU CAN SEE A RAINBOW!!! WELL YOU COULD UNTIL GUSHY HERE FINISHED UP deuce: SORRY

deuce: FUCK ALL OF YOU deuce: CHIRP, CHIRP deuce: IT'S ALMOST LIKE I TOOK A DUMP IN MY PANTS

pants: AN UPPERCASE J NO LESS pants: A BIG FAT GAY UPPERCASE J pants: CAN YOU HEAR ME spigot: THIS IS EXACTLY HOW NAZI GERMANY GOT STARTED

spigot: SURPRISE !!!!!! THE BIG FAT MOZILLA RELEASE IS THE LAMEST, SLOWEST, MUST UN-APPEALING, NON-INTUITIVE 27.5 MEG DOWNLOAD EVER !!!!! spigot: WHO IN GOD'S NAME ARE THEY TRYING TO FOOL spigot: DID YOU FOLKS GET A CHANCE TO GLANCE AT HOW INTERNET EXPLORER HANDLES THINGS ?!?!?

spigot: FLAPPING THE LION'S MOUTH UP AND DOWN: PUT TRASH IN ME spigot: YOUR BOTTLES, CANS AND WRAPPERS spigot: HURRRRRRRRRR DUH I'M DEAD NOW

pants: BIG GIRLS DO IN FACT CRY

deuce: have you ever noticed that when you clamp your dick with a clothespin it hurts???? and other deep thoughts pants: try a rubber band deuce: maybe one of those big industrial strength black paper clips??? pants: yessssss

spigot: PUSHING A PENCIL THROUGH FOLDED PAPER TO DEMONSTRATE HOW I WAS FUCKED IN THE ASS BACKWARDS AND FORWARDS IN TIME BY WAY OF A TEMPORAL POKING MOVEMENT deuce: YOU RUINED MY CENTERFOLD PINUP pants: BIG MAN WITH HIS BIG WORDS

spigot: COME ON PEOPLE WHY CAN'T YOU ALL JUST LINE UP FOR YOUR FREE BLOWJOB WITHOUT COMPLAINING spigot: IT'S FROM *ME* FOR THE LOVE OF GOD spigot: LOOK AT MY BIG OPEN MOUTH AND POSITIVE ATTITUDE

spigot: T PANTS DEUCE IS HERE WITH A BIG SAUSAGE PIZZA

pants: DONGWORK deuce: WHOOPS pants: I CAN'T FART WHILE YOU'RE WATCHING: LOOK AWAY deuce: WELL HURRY UP THEN (NOT LISTENING) pants: MY NOBEL PRIZE

pants: BIG ONES pants: BIG STUPID ONES pants: PUNCH THEM

spigot: CHOO CHOO spigot: WHO COULD THAT BIG TRAIN BE???? spigot: IT'S ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: CLANG CLANG CLANG CLURF CLURF CLURF CLONK BONK OW spigot: DERAILED

spigot: OKAY FOR APRIL FOOLS LET'S GO TO THE GLORYHOLE AND SPROING THOSE PEANUT BRITTLE SNAKES AROUND INSTEAD OF OUR DICKS IT'LL BE GREAT deuce: T SPIGOT PERSONALLY I'VE NEVER KNOWN APRIL FOOLS TO INVOLVE BIG WANGY DICKS HUMPING AWAY AT MY CHIN spigot: IF THERE ARE SPROINGY SNAKES IN THE GLORYHOLE THEN I'D BETTER GO BUY SOME PEANUT BRITTLE deuce: YOU'RE MIXING METAPHORS AGAIN

deuce: CHRIST ALMIGHTY deuce: YOU WILL BE STRICKEN DOWN FOR YOUR IMPUDENCE spigot: BIG WORDS

pants: LET US PRAY pants: NUGGGGGGGGGGGGH OKAY OKAY STOP STOP STOP HE HEARS US deuce: KNOWING ISN'T THE SAME AS COMING THROUGH ON IT deuce: SO YOU'RE MY HOSTAGE pants: OW OW OW HE ALREADY KNOWS YOU WANT A BIKE FOR CHRISTMAS deuce: BIKE FOR CHRISTMAS OR THE FAGGOT GETS IT (pants): EVERYBODY KNOWS HE WON'T NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS deuce: I'M NOT A TERRORIST YOU'RE A DIRTY FAGGOT deuce: I'M DOING GOD'S WORK AND ALSO GETTING A BIKE IN THE PROCESS

spigot: BEEP BEEP HONK GET OFF THE SIDEWALK HURF BONK THE BIG BUS MIRROR CLONKED ME INTO THE BUSHES URF URF PEDDLING AND WRANGLING MY SHAMROCK SHAKE spigot: IT'S HARD FOR ME TO GRIP BOTH HANDLEBARS AND A COLD SHAKE spigot: WHAT I NEED IS A TALL ORANGE FLAG

pants: LET'S SMUGGLE THINGS IN AND OUT OF EACH OTHER pants: CONTAINS NO APPLE JUICE deuce: BIKINI ZONE

spigot: HAHAHAH REMEMBER WHEN BILL GATES GOT CREAMED WITH A PIE?!?!?!? spigot: OH GOD YOUR BLACK DONG IS PUSHING ME INSIDE OUT PRACTICALLY

effigy: BIMBO WHITE BREAD, FRENCH'S YELLOW MUSTARD, AND TWO **TWO** SLICES OF BALONEY... effigy: I AM A KING

deuce: HUHUHUUHHUUHUHHU pants: NO TRY THIS: pants: HUGALUGALUGAHUGALUGULAGHLAHG spigot: FOLKS YOU'RE BOTH RIGHT

deuce: I JUST BIT MY LIP AGAIN deuce: WAKE THE PRESIDENT

pants: SUFFERING FROM BIT ROT pants: SO TEN MINUTES AGO pants: THAT'LL TEACH US

pants: DON'T RUN **WHAT** AS ROOT ????????? WHATEVER !!!!!!!!! pants: DICKS VIA GRAPHIC INTERCHANGE FORMAT pants: AWWWWWWW MOTHERFUCKING YEAH

deuce: YOU'RE SCARING ME pants: (I'M STUCK IN BIZARRO JERKCITY) pants: (IT'S SOME WEIRD DIMENSION WHERE I SUCK DICK ALL DAY) pants: (WAIT A MINUTE) pants: OKAY I WAS UNDER A BLANKET THE WHOLE TIME pants: HI

spigot: MY $0.02!!!! IN THE BLAB ROOM!!!! WHERE I'M SOUNDING OFF AND TALKING BACK AND SPEAKING OUT LIKE A FAT FUCKING AMERICAN IDIOT!!!! IT'S MY RIGHT TO EXPRESS MYSELF!!!! HURRRRRR HOT URINE AND BROKEN GLASS

pants: AS SOMEONE WHO HAS USED THE WEB SINCE 2007, spigot: IS YOUR DOG HAVING A HOPPY HOWL-OWEEN pants: SUCKING DICK AT THE DONUT WHEEL, NEXT 40 MINUTES spigot: :NOTES: SUCKING DICK AT THE DONUT WHEEL :NOTES:

deuce: CHOKING ON MY OWN TONGUE ASMR 10 HOURS L@@K pants: BOY AM I L@@KING pants: A NEW LIFE AWAITS YOU IN THE OFF-WORLD COLONIES deuce: ARE YOU AWARE THE TERM "BLADERUNNER" WAS COINED BY ALAN E. NOURSE AND THAT THE "BLADES" BEING "RUN" WERE IN FACT SMUGGLED MEDICAL INSTRUMENTS deuce: AND THAT WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS BUILT ON THIS IDEA FOR HIS NOVELLA AND HE'S THE ONE WHO FIRST SEPARATED THE TITLE INTO THE WORDS "BLADE" AND "RUNNER" deuce: AND THAT THE ADDITION OF THIS SINGLE SPACE BETWEEN THE TWO WORDS WAS ENOUGH TO INSPIRE RIDLEY SCOTT IN 1982 TO SECURE THE RIGHTS TO THE SHORT STORY "DO ANDROIDS DREAM OF ELECTRIC SHEEP" BY PHILIP K. DICK WHICH HAS LITERALLY NOTHING TO DO WITH BLADES, RUNNING, MEDICAL INSTRUMENTS OR DICKS EITHER YOU ARE OR ARE NOT AWARE OF THIS

deuce: BLAM deuce: OR PERHAPS deuce: FWOOMP deuce: AS YOU ARE ENGULFED IN A BLANKET OF DICK

pants: PRETTY SURE I DON'T EXIST pants: WHO ASKED THE SUN TO COME UP ANYWAY pants: WE GOT GHOSTS HERE pants: I CALL IT STUFF FALLS ON THE FLOOR AND BLAME THE CATS pants: MOSTLY I TURN UP THE STEREO, THE FURNACE pants: IF YOU SPIT IT OUT ON MY STOMACH pants: I'M GOING TO MOP IT UP WITH YOUR HAIR pants: EVENTUALLY I'LL FIND THE RADIO IN YOUR HEAD HOLD STILL

pants: 3 pants: 2 pants: 1 pants: BLAST OFF HGLAHGLUAHGLUAHGLAG pants: sorry for the spam

spigot: GUHHHHHHHHH deuce: MOON BASE PAINFUL

spigot: I WONDER IF I GOT A COLLEGE DEGREE AND ROLLED IT UP INTO A TUBE AND SET IT ON FIRE I COULD BLAST OFF TO MARS!!!!!!!! spigot: OR PUT DOPE IN IT!!!!!!!!

deuce: I SNEEZED pants: BLESS YOU deuce: THAT'S NOT HOW YOU BLESS SOMEONE pants: HOLD STILL

spigot: I KNOW MY MIC IS ON FUCK YOU (TINKLE SOUNDS)

spigot: GLORP BLGK YOU CALL THIS THRIVING IN CHRIST

spigot: WHY CAN'T I BACKSPACE OR ^R? deuce: BECAUSE OF THE LOVE WE FEEL FOR EACH OTHER deuce: ALSO BECAUSE I AM HOLDING YOUR HEAD UNDERWATER spigot: BLHGLHB spigot: SPLUTTERY SOAP SUDS!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: GLUBGLUBHGLUB deuce: GET BEHIND YOUR EARS