BONEQUEST

EPISODES: 2016

No. Date   Title / Dialog Players Tags
6,179 1/1/2016 and that dick over there
pants: EXPOSITORY BLATHER pants: THESE DICKS AND THOSE DICKS AND THAT DICK OVER THERE pants: THE CONTENTS OF ALL OF OUR FANNYPACKS, COMBINED
pants
#dicks
#fannypacks
#pants-solo
#woodring-field-background
6,180 1/2/2016 blow the man down
pants: IS BLACK FISTING FRIDAY A COMPANY HOLIDAY OR NO pants: "FAT RAILS" STARRING DEUCE AND SPIGOT pants: "PLENTY OF FIBER AND EARLY TO BED" STARRING PANTS
pants
#coy-pants
#fisting
#holiday
#meta
#pants-solo
#upskirt
#urinal-background
6,181 1/3/2016 taking the bus
pants: TAKING THE BUS TO WHERE MY BONER LIVES deuce: "BEATIFICATION" DOESN'T SOUND LIKE WHAT IT MEANS deuce: THANK YOU FOR LISTENING
deuce
pants
#beatification
#bus
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#urinal-background
6,182 1/4/2016 doin' it
deuce: [LAVERNE & SHIRLEY THEME PLAYS] deuce: I'M A GLOB deuce: USE ME TO FIND YOUR PORN
deuce
#deuce-solo
#deucegrin
#dogcow
#macintosh
#porn
#unix
#urinal-background
6,183 1/5/2016 candy as a reward
pants: I WOULD LIKE CANDY AS A REWARD deuce: FOR WHAT, PRAY TELL?!?!? pants: DICKS??????????? I DUNNO pants: NOT TOUCHING JUST WATCHING deuce: GHGHLGALGLHGA
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dicks
#urinal-background
6,184 1/6/2016 barely keeping a straight face
spigot: T PANTS: REMIND ME OF SOME OF OZONE'S PIG PROBLEMS spigot: THEY GET THROUGH A FENCE, THEN THEY DO WHAT pants: THEY EAT HIS PINEAPPLES (BARELY KEEPING A STRAIGHT FACE)
pants
spigot
#dong-on-camera
#ozone-and-the-pig
#pants-spigot
#urinal-background
6,185 1/7/2016 a very abstract museum
: DEUCE WAGGLING HIS HEAD pants: I'M A VERY ABSTRACT MUSEUM pants: DON'T VISIT ME deuce: UNDERSTOOD
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dong-on-camera
#museum
#urinal-background
6,186 1/8/2016 how we'll go about it
atandt: GIVE IT A GOOD SCRUBBIN atandt: QUIT atandt: EXIT
atandt
#atandt-solo
#fighting-irish-pose
#sfw
#unix
#woodring-stairs-background
6,187 1/9/2016 it's right here
pants: COME AND GET YOUR LOVE deuce: IT'S REALLY STICKY pants: I DON'T NEED YOUR APPROVAL, MOTHER pants: SERIOUSLY COME AND GET YOUR LOVE IT'S RIGHT HERE
deuce
pants
#a-love-story
#deuce-pants
#huffy-pants
#mother
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
#world-wide-web
6,188 1/10/2016 a shopping mall in cyberspace
pants: T DEUCE CAN WE HOLD HANDS AND WALK INTO THE SEA pants: MY PURSE IS A LUNCHBOX pants: HOW MANY TIMES PER MINUTE DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PET SHOP BOYS pants: DADDY-DAUGHTER pants: AND A SPOUTING SPERM WHALE pants: SWIFTING MINIMIZING THE WINDOW AND CONTINUING ON AS IF NOTHING UNTOWARD HAPPENED pants: A SHOPPING MALL IN CYBERSPACE pants: CAN I LIVE AMONG YOUR DOTFILES
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#funloving-nonsense
#pet-shop-boys
#sfw
#typo
#unix
#urinal-background
6,189 1/11/2016 make up your mind
pants: I'M A WET BALL deuce: HELLO, WET BALL pants: HEY deuce: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING, WET BALL pants: I'M A DIPSWITCH
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#sfw
#urinal-background
#wet-ball
6,190 1/12/2016 out the airlock i go
pants: K-RAZY deuce: YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS CRAZY?!?!?!?!?!? deuce: [NEVER FOLLOWS UP ON COMMENT, DIES AGAIN] pants: OUT THE AIRLOCK I GO
deuce
pants
#airlock
#death
#death-and-return-of-deuce
#deuce-pants
#sfw
#urinal-background
6,191 1/13/2016 but i just
deuce: SON OF A BITCH pants: GO TO BED deuce: BUT I JUST pants: YOU HEARD ME deuce: FINE pants: TUCKING YOU IN
deuce
pants
#bed
#deuce-pants
#mountain-background
#sfw
6,192 1/16/2016 just another day
deuce: WELP (STRETCHES KNUCKLES) JUST ANOTHER DAY AT THE RAPE FOOTAGE VIEWING OFFICE
deuce
#deuce-solo
#hi-fi
#rape
#urinal-background
6,193 1/19/2016 jbod
deuce: THERE'S NO WAY THAT JBOD DOES NOT STAND FOR JUST A BAG OF [STATIC]
deuce
#computers
#deuce-solo
#sfw
#urinal-background
6,194 1/20/2016 null set
deuce: IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF SET I'D BE THE NULL SET deuce: I TAKE IT BACK: I'D BE A SINGLET OF YOUR CHOICE
deuce
#deuce-solo
#math
#null-set
#set-theory
#sfw
#urinal-background
6,195 1/21/2016 self- sucking
deuce: FOLKS, THESE SELF-SUCKING DICKS AREN'T JUST GOING TO SUCK THEMSELVES deuce: WAIT (READING DOCUMENTATION, CONTRACTS, PRODUCTION NOTES, LEGAL MEMORANDA) deuce: NOPE WE'RE GOOD SORRY FOR THE FALSE ALARM
deuce
#contacts
#deuce-solo
#dicks
#documentation
#false-alarm
#folks
#legal-memoranda
#production-notes
#self-sucking
#woodring-field-background
6,196 1/22/2016 out for ice cream
spigot: PRINTING, ROLLING INTO TUBE spigot: PAUSING FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT spigot: THROWING PAPER TUBE AWAY AND TAKING DEUCE OUT FOR ICE CREAM
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
6,197 1/23/2016 but i will find out
deuce: MY DICK spigot: ALL OF OUR DICKS, I SUGGEST TO YOU pants: HIS DICK pants: BUT GOOD SIR I deuce: SOME DICKS deuce: AT LEAST ONE DICK pants: REGARDING THE MASSIVE DICKS: I WILL GET BACK TO YOU (COMFORTABLE WITH SAYING I DON'T KNOW BUT I WILL FIND OUT)
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#dicks
#suggesting-all-of-our
#urinal-background
6,198 1/28/2016 chapter two
deuce: ROTATUHUHHHHH
deuce
#deuce-solo
#dj-rapekit
#dongbutter
#irc
#stray-dot
#woodring-field-background
6,199 1/29/2016 running out of new comedy devices
spigot: I LEAVE FOR TWO HOURS AND THERE'S NO NEW COMEDY spigot: FINE: BLUPPITY BLUP COCKS UP THE NUTS AND FAT QUEERS spigot: RUNNING OUT OF NEW COMEDY DEVICES TO KEEP JERKCITY ALIVE
spigot
#cocks
#comedy
#fat
#nuts
#spigot-solo
#up-the-nuts
#urinal-background
6,200 1/30/2016 should we run tests
deuce: NOT GAY pants: ARE YOU TOTALLY SURE (SHOULD WE RUN TESTS) deuce: NOPE deuce: NO WAY pants: THANK GOD (PUTS BATHROBE BACK ON)
deuce
pants
#bathrobe-of-pants
#cunt
#deuce-pants
#not-gay
#urinal-background
6,201 1/31/2016 proverb
spigot: FOLKS A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO DICKS
spigot
#advice
#call-the-enclave
#folks
#ignore-this-advice-at-your-own-peril
#loose-lips-sink-ships
#loose-lips-suck-dicks
#proverb
#serious-advice
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
6,202 2/1/2016 shit: cops
spigot: DID I ALREADY DO THE SOB/SNIFF "I NEED A THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR GAS FROM EACH OF YOU" BIT spigot: RE: MONEY FOR THE spigot: SHIT: COPS
spigot
#dongs
#gas-money
#gasoline
#money
#police
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
6,203 2/2/2016 awards season
pants: I'M HOPING FOR A GRAMMY, A DARWIN deuce: I DON'T SPEAK FAGGOT pants: I CAN TRANSLATE
deuce
pants
#awards
#cavemen
#darwin-award
#deuce-pants
#grammy-award
#huffy-pants
#urinal-background
6,204 2/3/2016 making me thirsty
pants: WE SHOULD GO DOOR TO DOOR deuce: ALL THIS TALK OF DICKS IS MAKING ME THIRSTY deuce: WAIT deuce: WHAT deuce: I DIDN'T SAY THAT
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#hospital-background
#not-gay
#typo
6,205 2/4/2016 two-part question
spigot: TWO-PART QUESTION FOR THE LADY spigot: IT'S NOT REALLY AN 'ORAL OVERDOSE' IF THERE'S ONLY ONE DONG, IS IT. spigot: AND IF YOU TRULY OVERDOSED ON THE ONE DONG, DO YOU REALLY BELONG HERE
spigot
#dong
#oral-overdose
#porn
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
6,206 2/5/2016 write what you know
spigot: CRAZY CHOMPY QUEER MOUTH pants: STUFFING DICKS IN MY FACE IS WHAT I DO BEST pants: BEIN' MYSELF spigot: WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW deuce: BUH spigot: STOP FOLLOWING ME
deuce
pants
spigot
#chompy
#deuce-pants-spigot
#piss-trough-background
#stray-dot
6,207 2/6/2016 quiet down
pants: THERE IS AS MUCH AMUSEMENT INSIDE FOR SPECTATORS AS PERFORMERS pants: CAN DO net: LET'S GET FAGGY deuce: CAN WE PLEASE QUIET DOWN AND RESPECT THE BONERS net: THE BONERS ALWAYS GET THEIR WAY AND I WILL NOT PUT UP WITH IT
deuce
net
pants
#boners
#cricket
#deuce-net-pants
#stray-dot
#woodring-field-background
6,208 2/7/2016 i hope you don't mind
spigot: I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND I CLEANED YOUR KITCHEN AND FOLDED ALL YOUR CLOTHES spigot: OW A BLACK EYE
spigot
#bonequest-hi-fi
#physical-comedy
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
6,209 2/8/2016 do it now
pants: DROWN YOURSELVES pants: THEN FUCK ME IN THE FACE pants: DO IT NOW pants: MOUTH CLOSING SALE pants: EVERYTHING MUST GO
pants
#mouth-of-pants
#pants-solo
#sale
#woodring-stairs-background
6,210 2/9/2016 900 dicks
pants: REM COPYRIGHT (C) 2016 JERKCITY pants: 900 DICKS pants: 1000 GOTO 900
pants
#basic
#bonequest-hi-fi
#pants-solo
#woodring-field-background
6,211 2/10/2016 when it comes
spigot: HOW COME THE AMAZING RANDI ISN'T SKEPTICAL WHEN IT COMES TO LICKING DICK
spigot
#dicklicking
#james-randi
#magic
#neon-grid-background
#spigot-solo
6,212 2/11/2016 words can hurt others
deuce: SOMETIMES I JUST DON'T ACKNOWLEDGE THAT MY WORDS CAN HURT OTHERS deuce: WHAT POWER I WIELD deuce: HURP THERE GO THE DICKS
deuce
#deuce-solo
#mountain-background
6,213 2/12/2016 untitled 3
atandt: IS MY HOT DOG READY YET
atandt
#atandt-solo
#deja-vu
#hot-dog
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
6,214 2/13/2016 and rest
deuce: COCKS? pants: OKAY pants: HURRRRRRRRRRRR pants: BUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH pants: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM pants: AND REST
deuce
pants
#cocks
#deuce-pants
#huffy-pants
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-field-background
6,215 2/17/2016 two things
deuce: COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS BALLS COCKS deuce: ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHERS deuce: WELL, TWO THINGS I GUESS
deuce
#deuce-solo
#deucegrin
#poo
#woodring-field-background
6,216 2/18/2016 a delicate operation
pants: YOU HOLD THE SCREWDRIVER AND I'LL PRY THE PILLS OUT OF THE ROOMBA
pants
#deja-vu
#drugs
#huffy-pants
#pants-solo
#pills
#roomba
#sfw
#urinal-background
6,217 2/19/2016 voight-kampff part 1
pants: T DEUCE HAVE YOU EVER RETIRED A HUMAN BY MISTAKE deuce: NOPE, THE VOIGHT-KAMPFF TEST WORKS FINE, WANNA TRY IT pants: NAH deuce: "IF HE TAKES THE TEST HE'S A REPLICANT, SHOOT HIM" pants: SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION
deuce
pants
#blade-runner
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#leisuretown
#series
#urinal-background
6,218 2/20/2016 voight-kampff part 2
spigot: ANY OBJECTION IF I ADMINISTER THE VOIGHT-HOMPH TEST (ON MYSELF RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW) pants: WON'T YOU BREAK YOUR NECK pants: YOUR STUPID NECK spigot: NOT IF I STAND ON A CHAIR
pants
spigot
#auto-fellatio
#blade-runner
#pants-spigot
#series
#stupid-neck
#title-mismatch
#urinal-background
6,219 2/21/2016 life hacks
spigot: HOW-TOS!!!!!! spigot: LIFE HACKS!!!! spigot: INSTRUCTABLES!!!!!!! spigot: THE MAKER FAIRE!!!! spigot: DO IT YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: AHEM spigot: BUT I'M PAYING YOU TO SUCK ***MY*** DICK deuce: MY LIFE HACK IS CUTTING PEOPLE WHO SAY "LIFE HACK" INTO SMALL BITS AND THEN SHITTING ON THEM
spigot
#barf
#deuce-spigot
#diy
#instructables
#lifehacks
#maker
#somber-deuce
#spigot-points
#urinal-background
6,220 2/22/2016 daddy issues
pants: CHOP MY HEAD OFF pants: WHY YES I WILL GO TO OLIVE GARDEN WITH YOU pants: SWOON
pants
#doggie-daddy
#olive-garden
#pants-solo
#sfw
#title-mismatch
#urinal-background
6,221 2/23/2016 coughing, choking
deuce: NTMU BB pants: SHOW FEET
deuce
pants
#camwhores
#foot-fetish
#pants-solo
#spanking
#stray-dot
#urinal-background
6,222 2/25/2016 *)y&8888888888
pants: MINK IS EDDIE DANE'S BOY
pants
#millers-crossing
#nuggh
#pants-solo
#urinal-background
6,223 2/26/2016 vanilla bean ice cream
pants: WARM LOUISIANA BUTTER CAKE WITH APPLES, HUCKLEBERRY COMPOTE AND VANILLA ICE CREAM spigot: LET'S LOSE THE APPLES AND COMPOTE AND I spigot: (COUNTING) spigot: WILL TAKE TEN
pants
spigot
#compote
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#stray-dot
#urinal-background
6,224 2/27/2016 shitty little grey worldlet
deuce: THAT'S SOME SEXY ASS SHIT THERE SON pants: TAKE IT ALL deuce: I GIVE I DON'T TAKE pants: DANCE deuce: FOLKS PLUTO IS A SHITTY LITTLE GREY WORLDLET
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#hitler
#pluto
#science
#urinal-background
6,225 2/28/2016 i'm a winner
spigot: I FIGURE AS LONG AS I KEEP DOING NOTHING I'M A WINNER
spigot
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
6,226 2/29/2016 the choices i made that day
spigot: DROWN PANTS, TRAVEL BACK TO PRESENT, EVERYONE IS RETARDED spigot: DROWN PANTS AND DEUCE, TRAVEL BACK TO PRESENT, JERKCITY NEVER INVENTED spigot: I PRAY YOU NEVER HAVE TO MAKE THE CHOICES I DID THAT DAY
spigot
#grandfather-paradox
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#time-travel
#urinal-background
6,227 3/1/2016 the correction is noted
atandt: THE CORRECTION IS NOTED BUT YOUR ATTITUDE IS A TAD HARSH
atandt
#atandt-solo
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
6,228 3/2/2016 over/under
spigot: OVERPROMISING FROM THE GET-GO spigot: SETTING HIMSELF UP TO FAIL spigot: AS PREDICTED, A BAIT-AND-SWITCH spigot: AMBIEN spigot: NO LONGER REALLY INVESTED spigot: TRYING TO HIDE FROM US spigot: LEAVING CRYPTIC VOICEMAILS spigot: A BRIEF DISPLAY OF ENTHUSIASM TYPICAL OF THOSE RESIGNED TO SUICIDE spigot: CONFIRMATION OF SUICIDE spigot: INABILITY TO COMMIT TO ANY REASONABLE PLAN spigot: AND FINALLY PRETENDING SOMEONE ELSE WAS TYPING ALL THAT
spigot
#ambien
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#suicide
#voicemail
#woodring-room-background
6,229 3/3/2016 under/over
pants: CAN I MAKE BEEF STEW pants: STEW pants: LET'S WATCH HOME ALONE TOGETHER pants: FING FANG FOOM pants: BE BROWN WITH ME pants: I'M A WET BALL pants: BAHHHH I'M A SHEEP pants: DIE-CUT DEUCE STICKERS pants: T DEUCE CAN WE HOLD HANDS AND WALK INTO THE SEA : PANTS LEFT THE ROOM pants: HACKED
pants
#marvel
#pants-solo
#sfw
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-room-background
6,230 3/4/2016 file formats
atandt
hanford
#atandt-hanford
#filename
#mountain-background
6,231 3/5/2016 a big can-do
pants: SLAM THE TOILET SEAT SHUT ON MY WANG deuce: THAT'S A BIG CAN-DO
deuce
pants
#can-do
#deuce-pants
#dong-slamming
#empty-auditorium-background
#genital-mutilation
#uncredited-character
#wang
6,232 3/6/2016 then i go online
spigot: LORD GOD IT'S HAMBURGERS spigot: SOMETIMES I LIKE TO ROLL UP MY WRIST PAD SO IT LOOKS LIKE A DICK AND BALLS spigot: THEN I GO ONLINE AND PRETEND TO HAVE A BONER
spigot
#boner-fraud
#irc
#woodring-stairs-background
6,233 3/7/2016 hot in here
spigot: IS IT HOT IN HERE spigot: BLGHLBHGLBHGLBHGLBH YOU ARE SHAKING ME LIKE AN INFANT
spigot
#infocom
#neon-grid-background
#sfw
#shaken-baby-syndrome
#spigot-solo
#violent-disapproval
#zork
6,234 3/8/2016 words hurt
spigot: RUN JERKCITY spigot: EXEC JERKCITY spigot: TELNET JERKCITY spigot: PING JERKCITY spigot: LIST JERKCITY deuce: T SPIGOT YOUR WORDS HURT ME
deuce
spigot
#bash
#deuce-spigot
#down-a-crater
#filename
#ping
#sfw
#uncredited-character
#unix
#woodring-room-background
6,235 3/9/2016 it's not every day
pants: AH... THE BUM BOAT! THAT'S OUR PLACE! HALUGAHGLAHLGHAG
pants
#mary-worth
#pants-solo
#woodring-room-background
6,236 3/10/2016 jumpy and pokey
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#miscredited-character
#orange-background
#pills
#uncredited-character
#weird-pants-face
6,237 3/11/2016 a direct order
spigot: HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK FAT : SPIGOT LEAVES pants: GO GET HIM AND BRING HIM BACK HERE AND MAKE HIM BE FUNNY deuce: MUST pants: PRIVATE I AM GIVING YOU A DIRECT ORDER deuce: JERK
deuce
pants
spigot
#caption
#deuce-pants-spigot
#fatness
#huffy-pants
#sfw
#spigot-leaves
#spigot-points
#teal-background
#uncredited-character
6,238 3/12/2016 that's why we put up the signs
spigot: EXCUSE ME MA'AM spigot: YOU BETTER NOT BE DODGING WHAT I THINK YOU'RE DODGING spigot: (SIGH) THAT'S WHY WE PUT UP ALL THE SIGNS spigot: WELL YOU'D BETTER START PAYING ATTENTION IF YOU WANT TO BE 19 AND ABUSED
spigot
#cum-dodging
#piss-trough-background
#porn
#spigot-solo
6,239 3/13/2016 click more to learn about me
spigot: CLICK MORE TO LEARN ABOUT ME!!!!!!!!!IMG SRC="GAY.JPG><BODY BGCOLOR = GAYGAY>
spigot
#filename
#gay
#hi-fi
#high-res
#html
#mountain-background
#repetition
#spigot-solo
6,240 3/14/2016 the same amount of beautiful
deuce
pants
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#deucegrin
#stray-dot
#urinal-background
#weird-pants-face
6,241 3/15/2016 now that's an oscillator
spigot: -. .-. .-. .-. .--. spigot: NOW THAT'S AN OSCILLATOR
spigot
#ham-radio
#morse-code
#radio
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#stray-dot
#urinal-background
6,242 3/16/2016 immediate nonsarcastic nope
spigot: T DEUCE DO YOU REMEMBER IN THE MOVIE 300 WHERE THE GUY SAID SPARTA deuce: T SPIGOT (IMMEDIATE, NONSARCASTIC) NOPE spigot: K deuce: WHAT WAS IT ABOUT spigot: CHRIST JESUS SHUT UP
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#movies
#stray-dot
#urinal-background
6,243 3/17/2016 thirsty work
pants: WATCHING YOU PEOPLE EAT DICK IS THIRSTY WORK
pants
#bonequest-hi-fi
#gark
#pants-solo
#urinal-background
6,244 3/18/2016 three cheers
spigot: THREE CHEERS FOR DAD'S BALLS
spigot
#balls
#mousehole
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
6,245 3/19/2016 all on top of me
spigot: ALL ON TOP OF ME LIKE THAT pants: JUST COVERING ME
pants
spigot
#pants-spigot
#urinal-background
6,246 3/20/2016 holy god
pants: I'M BLIND IS THIS THE PHONE???? HOLY GOD IT'S A POKING PRICK [CURTAIN] spigot: T PANTS WORD WRAP MAKES THE COMEDY HARDER deuce: T SPIGOT NOT IF YOU HAVE IT OFF
deuce
pants
spigot
#curtain-drop
#deuce-pants-spigot
#deucegrin
#huffy-pants
#mountain-background
#spigot
#stray-dot
#telephone
#telephony
#weird-pants-face
6,247 3/21/2016 a sideboob to cry on
pants: DO YOU NEED A SIDEBOOB TO CRY ON pants: ALSO AND LET ME KNOW IF I'M BEING TOO PERSONAL HERE DO YOU MIND IF I BEAT OFF IN YOUR FACE pants: JUST MAKE THAT FACE THAT I YES YES GOOD deuce: UNF
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#grey-background
#somber-deuce
#stray-dot
#weird-pants-face
6,248 3/22/2016 the bank dick
pants: THE BANK DICK spigot: DID THAT WORD MEAN SOMETHING ELSE BACK TH spigot: IT DIDN'T pants: OUR GAY STONED FOREFATHERS
pants
spigot
#pants-spigot
#woodring-stairs-background
6,249 3/23/2016 back in time
pants: T DEUCE SHOULD I GO BACK IN TIME THEN deuce: YES pants: URK MORLOCKS
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#mountain-background
#time-travel
#weird-pants-face
6,250 3/24/2016 a traffic cone
pants: A TRAFFIC CONE WHERE MY WIENER SHOULD BE deuce: COVERING OR REPLACING pants: FORGOT WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#deucegrin
#red-background
#weird-pants-face
6,251 3/25/2016 pass it on
pants: AVOIDING FERTILITY TESTS IS A CRIME
pants
#children-of-men
#pants-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
6,252 3/26/2016 picture of a pair of urinals
ozone
#picture
#urinal
6,253 3/27/2016 they are naturally like that
pants: T DEUCE THE ORANGE ONES BITE (THE GOLD ONES DO NOT (GENERALLY)) deuce: T PANTS BUT IS THAT BECAUSE THEY HAVE BEEN TRAINED OR BECAUSE THEY ARE NATURALLY LIKE THAT BEFORE THEY ARE SPRAYPAINTED pants: T DEUCE CHECK WITH THE BELLHOP OR SOMETHING
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
6,254 3/28/2016 wacky doo-high
deuce
net
pants
#deuce-net-pants
#hospital-background
6,255 3/29/2016 cutout
pants: 1. [] A HOLE CUT IN SOMETHING FOR DECORATION OR TO ALLOW THE INSERTION OF SOMETHING ELSE.
pants
#definition
#glory-hole
#pants-solo
#piss-trough-background
#spit-on-stomach
#stray-dot
6,256 3/30/2016 just a crazy dream
pants: IT WAS ALL A DREAM
pants
#all-a-dream
#dream
#pants-solo
#woodring-room-background
6,257 3/31/2016 21918.1457401762.f0b44dd0310152b1d85188330803b17f
pants
#behind-the-scenes
#macintosh
#osx
#python
#title-mismatch
6,258 4/1/2016 hence the semicolons
net: ALHAGHJLGFAJ;DAFGJL;DFAGKHJL;DFGALHJKASDFHJKLADFKHJLASDF net: HEAR MY WORDS deuce: I HEARD NOISE AND PERHAPS SOME SUCKERY deuce: HENCE THE J'S ?!?!?!?!?! net: AND THE SEMICOLONS deuce: HLAHGLAG
deuce
net
#deuce-net
#dicksucking
#semicolon
#uncredited-character
#woodring-den-background
6,259 4/2/2016 picture of a glorious spam can
ozone
#can
#picture
#product-placement
#sfw
#spam
#tocino
6,260 4/3/2016 get the broom
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#sfw
#stray-dot
#urinal-background
#weird-pants-face
6,261 4/4/2016 out on the sidewalk
spigot: JUST CHUCK HER OUT ON THE SIDEWALK LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE deuce: I SUGGEST ADDING A FLUORESCENT "TRASH/BASURA" STICKER
deuce
spigot
#basura
#deuce-spigot
#misogyny
#space-nuts-background
#trash
6,262 4/5/2016 barf on my cock
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#grey-background
#roman-shower
#weird-pants-face
6,263 4/6/2016 a splork of spurt
spigot: {{{{{{{ SPIGOT APPEARS IN A SPLORK OF SPURT }}}}}}} spigot: 9/11 - WE REMEMBER
spigot
#9-11
#never-forget
#poofy-cloud-of-gay-fatness
#spigot-solo
#splork
#spurt
#yellow-background
6,264 4/7/2016 gummi bears
deuce: UNGH spigot: PLEASE BE QUIET deuce: FINE THEN NO MORE GUMMI BEARS FOR YOU
deuce
spigot
#click-to-start
#deuce-spigot
#deucegrin
#food
#grunting
#sfw
#shut-up
#somber-deuce
#woodring-stairs-background
6,265 4/8/2016 no more talk
spigot: NO MORE TALK ABOUT HOW MY DOWNLOADS ARE GAY
spigot
#downloads
#gay
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
6,266 4/9/2016 the game of cock
deuce
pants
#cocks
#deuce-pants
#farts
#real-estate
#woodring-room-background
6,267 4/10/2016 from farm to table
spigot
#coding
#farm-to-table
#food
#spigot
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
6,268 4/13/2016 cha cha cha
deuce
pants
#dance
#deuce-pants
#high-res
#sfw
#urinal-background
6,269 4/14/2016 love me for who i am
pants: DICKS!!!!!!!!! pants: WHY CAN'T YOU LOVE ME FOR WHO I AM deuce: BECAUSE YOU'RE A DISGUSTING HERMAPHRODITE pants: FAIR ENOUGH
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dicks
#drunk-deuce
#hermaphrodite
#punctuation
#stray-dot
#woodring-stairs-background
6,270 4/15/2016 generic blocks of data
spigot
#curly-fries
#food
#fries
#json
#programming
#sfw
#spigot-points
#spigot-solo
6,271 4/16/2016 please do the needful
pants: PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL (WHICH AS IT TURNS OUT IS TO WATCH MY DICK/BALLS COMBO DO WHEELIES IN THE PARKING LOT FOR THE REST OF THE AFTERNOON)
pants
#dick-balls-combo
#gaydads
#needful
#pants-solo
#woodring-field-background
6,272 4/17/2016 dance hall days
deuce: EVERYONE'S CLOTHES BACK ON pants: DANCE HALL DAYS deuce: CLOTHES ON FIRST pants: WE WERE pants: COOL pants: WITH pants: CHRIST deuce: I THOUGHT WE WERE CLEAR THAT YOU WOULD ONLY WANG CHUNG WHILE CLOTHED pants: C'MON BABY
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#deucegrin
#sfw
#somber-deuce
#urinal-background
#wang-chung
#weird-pants-face
6,273 4/18/2016 lieutenant commander data
spigot: DO YOU THINK IF DATA WAS GAY HE WOULD BE CALLED GAYTA spigot: AND IF HE POSSESSED INFORMATION ABOUT FRIES IT WOULD BE IN THE POPULAR GAYSON FORMAT spigot: WHAT I'M ASKING IS spigot: IF LIEUTENANT COMMANDER DATA WAS UPGRADED WITH A CHIP CAPABLE OF... spigot: ...SIMULATING EMOTIONS COMPARABLE WITH THOSE OF A HUMAN spigot: WOULD HE AGREE THAT SEASON 10 OF X-FILES IS 'DOGSHIT' OR 'COMPLETE DOGSHIT' spigot: I'LL TAKE MY ANSWER IN THE HOLODECK
deuce
#fries
#json
#miscredited-character
#space-nuts-background
#spigot-solo
#star-trek
#title-mismatch
#x-files
6,274 4/19/2016 really making a lot of sense
deuce: YOU KNOW I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO WHAT DONALD TRUMP HAS BEEN SAYING LATELY AND HE'S deuce: REALLY MAKING A LOT OF SENSSSSSSSS deuce: YEAH CAN'T KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE WITH THAT
deuce
#deuce-solo
#donald-trump
#grey-background
#laughing-deuce
#politics
#sfw
6,275 4/20/2016 view source
pants: <DIV ID="CROAK"> pants: <!-- DUHHHH --> pants: <!-- LET US BE RENAISSANCE FROGS -->
pants
#bonequest-hi-fi
#frog
#frog-tips
#grey-background
#html
#pants-solo
6,276 4/21/2016 can't do it
spigot: CAN'T DO IT pants: C'MON pants: OUR FOREFATHERS pants: ETC
pants
spigot
#grey-background
#huffy-pants
#infocom
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#you-have-died
6,277 4/22/2016 the tub guy
spigot: ARE WE STILL DOING THE TWIST spigot: COME ON / BABY spigot: LET'S SUCK / THESE / DICKS spigot: ROUND AND ROUND AND OKAY SHE'S NOT BREATHING spigot: PUT HER IN THE TUB, CALL THE GUY
spigot
#la-femme-nikita
#singing
#spigot-solo
#the-cleaner
#urinal-background
6,278 4/22/2016 any final thoughts tweet-wise
spigot: KNOCK KNOCK!!! spigot: PRINCE??????? spigot: IT'S ME BUDDY spigot: HOW YA DOIN' spigot: LAYIN' DOWN ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR spigot: I HEAR THAT!!!!! spigot: READY TO "MOVE ON" AS THEY SAY spigot: BEEN THERE!!!!! spigot: QUICK QUESTION spigot: RE: TWITTER spigot: ANY FINAL THOUGHTS TWEET-WISE spigot: ANY TWEET IDEAS, FINAL TWEETS spigot: GONNA HOLD THIS TABLET NEAR YOUR HANDS spigot: YOU TYPE WHAT MAKES SENSE spigot: WHATEVER FEELS RIGHT spigot: MAYBE A SHOUT OUT TO A LONG-SUFFERING ASSISTANT??? spigot: JOKING!!!! spigot: UNLESS YOU WANT TO spigot: PRINCE spigot: PRINCE, BUDDY spigot: PRINCE spigot: WHEW!!! THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD
spigot
#current-events
#death
#overlong
#prince
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#twitter
#woodring-field-background
6,279 4/23/2016 that side of the mall
spigot: GOTTA SAY I'M NOT COMFORTABLE WITH ANY OF THOSE GAY THEMES pants: THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER CLICK THROUGH spigot: MAYBE "THAT SIDE OF THE MALL" SHOULD STAY CLOSED
pants
spigot
#grey-background
#pants-spigot
#weird-pants-face
6,280 4/24/2016 first and last
pants: THE FIRST TIME ANAL deuce: AND THE LAST TIME |ANAL pants: ARE THEY THE SAME ANAL???????????? ONLY TIME WILL TELL / ONLY GOD KNOWS / WE'LL NEVER KNOW / WE HAVE NO WAY OF KNOWING deuce: GOD ONLY KNOWS pants: DICK WITH ME
spigot
#anal
#deuce-pants
#first-time-anal
#font-rendering-bug
#grey-background
#miscredited-character
6,281 4/25/2016 already dead
spigot: I DON'T KNOW WHAT ANY OF THOSE WORDS MEAN AND I DON'T KNOW ANY OF MY LINES spigot: FOLKS IF YOU CAN READ THIS I'M ALREADY DEAD
spigot
#dead
#folks
#grey-background
#sfw
#spigot-solo
6,282 4/26/2016 rolls up sleeves
pants: PASS THE CUP TO THE RIGHT AND TAKE A GULP pants: NOT A SIP deuce: THIS HERE CATBOX AIN'T GONNA CLEAN ITSELF pants: ROLLS UP SLEEVES
deuce
pants
#catbox
#deuce-pants
#grey-background
#huffy-pants
#rolls-up-sleeves
#weird-pants-face
6,283 4/27/2016 the bus one
spigot: IS A TRANS LIKE A TRAIN OR A TRAM OR COUNTRY TRANSIT pants: THE BUS ONE
pants
spigot
#bus
#grey-background
#pants-spigot
#train
#tram
#trannies
#trans
#transexuals
#transgender
#transit
#ts
6,284 4/28/2016 my new hoodie
pants: T DEUCE WOULD YOU LIKE A TEXT WITH A SELFIE OF ME IN MY NEW HOODIE deuce: I WOULD deuce: NOT!!!!! deuce: ACTUALLY I WOULD pants: WAITING FOR THE OTHER NOT TO DROP
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#grey-background
#hoodie
#huffy-pants
#selfie
#sfw
#texting
6,285 4/29/2016 password strength
spigot: PASSWORD STRENGTH: LIMP pants: WFH ROD
pants
spigot
#pants-spigot
#password
#penguin
#urinal-background
6,286 4/30/2016 a little house in the woods
pants: DOWNLOAD ME pants: I'LL LIVE ON YOUR DESKTOP FOREVER pants: A LITTLE HOUSE IN THE WOODS pants: PASSERS BY CAN SEE LAMPLIGHT THROUGH THE LONE WINDOW: "HE MUST BE SO LONELY" pants: BEATING OFF IN A FRENZY
pants
#beating-off
#coy-pants
#farts
#funloving-nonsense
#huffy-pants
#pants-solo
#urinal-background
6,287 5/1/2016 good morning to all the dicks
pants: DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS GOOD MORNING DICKS DICKS DICKS
pants
#high-res
#pants-solo
#woodring-field-background
6,288 5/2/2016 i don't know who any of those people are
pants: WHO DO YOU THINK HAD THE BIGGER COCK, MILTON BERLE OR SID CAESAR pants: I DON'T KNOW WHO ANY OF THOSE PEOPLE ARE pants: PLEASE PASS THE SALT
pants
#pants-solo
#white-background
6,289 5/3/2016 the whole nickel
deuce: MILKING IT pants: CRAMMING, JAMMING pants: WORKING FOR THE WHOLE NICKEL
deuce
pants
#comic-chat
#cramming
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#irc
#jamming
#nickel
#woodring-room-background
6,290 5/4/2016 let's talk about balls
deuce: CAN WE TALK BALLS bung: MOM! deuce: THAT IS NOT AN ANSWER
bung
deuce
#balls
#bung-deuce
#woodring-stairs-background
6,291 5/5/2016 you in the corner
spigot: THAT'S A CAN-DO CHIEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: (REST) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: !!!!!!!!!!!!!! HURTING MY FINGERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot
#can-do
#deja-vu
#hurt
#punctuation
#sfw
#so-many-points-one-bubble-cant-contain-them
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
6,292 5/6/2016 this one seems sad
pants: THINK OF ME AS A MOOD RING FOR DICKS pants: MMMMMMMMMMMM THIS ONE SEEMS HAPPY pants: HMMMM MMMMMMHMH MHMMMMM MMMMMM THIS ONE IS A LITTLE BLUE
pants
#dicks
#empty-auditorium-background
#pants-solo
6,293 5/7/2016 stairs
spigot: WHOA HOLY GOD SHIT FALLING spigot: BONK spigot: I'M OKAY PEOPLE JUST A MINOR ACCIDENT spigot: WOAH HOLY GOD AGAIN ALREADY HANG ON HOLY JESUS spigot: BONK BONK BONK
spigot
#bonk
#mountain-background
#physical-comedy
#spigot-solo
6,294 5/8/2016 warning pull up
pants: T DEUCE MY BONER CRASHED INTO THE SEA pants: T DEUCE IT JUST FELL OUT OF THE SKY
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#huffy-pants
#miscredited-character
#ntsb
#uncredited-chatacter
#urinal-background
6,295 5/9/2016 plugbusters
spigot: CLOUD COMPUTING IN THE CLOUD spigot: I NEED SOMEONE TO BE MY TOILET UNTIL PLUGBUSTERS GETS HERE pants: T SPIGOT THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS PLUGBUSTERS IS THERE
pants
spigot
#cloud
#pants-spigot
#plugbusters
#toilet
#urinal-background
#who-ya-gonna-call
6,296 5/10/2016 each day with a song
spigot: THIS IS WHERE JIMMY DURANTE POKES HIS NOSE IN AND SAYS YA GOTTA START OFF EACH DAY WITH A SONG
spigot
#high-res
#jimmy-durante
#sfw
#singing
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
6,297 5/11/2016 yup, broken
spigot: AHLGHAULGHALG deuce: GHALGHULAHLAHGLAG spigot: /QUIT spigot: /EXIT spigot: /LEAVE spigot: /DONE spigot: /END spigot: /BYE deuce: /SEXUAL spigot: /NO spigot: /STOP spigot: /RETURN
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#irc
#urinal-background
6,298 5/12/2016 sexual harassment
pants: WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED spigot: DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T LIKE IT JIGGLES deuce: I LEARNED THAT CALLING ME "JIGGLES" IS NOT DISCRIMINATORY IF DONE IN GOOD FAITH (MY T-SHIRT READS "CALL ME JIGGLES")
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#huffy-pants
#sfw
#urinal-background
6,299 5/13/2016 homecoming
spigot: "SOAKED" "DRENCHED" "SHOWERED" spigot: FOLKS IF IT DRIBBLES IT LEADS spigot: PARKER spigot: GET ME PICS OF SPIDERMAN PISSING ON PEOPLE
spigot
#daily-bugle
#deja-vu
#piss
#spider-man
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
6,300 5/14/2016 basil fed
pants: BASIL FED SNAILS ROASTED IN THE HEARTH OVEN, PERNOD BUTTER 13 deuce: BASIL FED BASIL FED BASIL FED BASIL FED BASIL FED BASIL FED BASIL FED BASIL FED BASIL FED BASIL FED BASIL FED BASIL FED BASIL FED BASIL FED BASIL FED BASIL FED BASIL FED BASIL FED BASIL FED BASIL FED BASIL FED BASIL FED BASIL FED BASIL FED
deuce
pants
#black-sheep-brasserie
#deuce-pants
#high-res
#repetition
#urinal-background
6,301 5/15/2016 it's settled then
spigot: AND DAT'S DAT pants: DUSTS OFF HANDS pants: HANDS IN POCKET pants: WALKS AWAY WHISTLING
pants
spigot
#pants-spigot
#urinal-background
6,302 5/16/2016 anal acrobats
spigot: THERE'S A WHITE MOMMAS ***6*** ??????? deuce: ALSO AN ANAL ACROBATS 9 spigot: HAVE THEY CLEANED UP THEIR ACT AT ALL spigot: FOLKS THERE'S MORE TO ANAL ACROBATS THAN JUST THE READER
deuce
spigot
#acrobat
#adobe
#anal
#deuce-spigot
#porn
#spigot-points
#urinal-background
6,303 5/17/2016 soda jerk
deuce: ARE YOU A SODA JERK pants: OK deuce: THAT'S NOT AN ANSWER pants: WELL, YOU KNOW
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#farts
#urinal-background
6,304 5/18/2016 forget about it
spigot: ARE WE NOT ROLLING spigot: OKAY NEVERMIND spigot: FORGET ABOUT IT
spigot
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
6,305 5/19/2016 happy thursday
deuce: [DIARRHEA SOUNDS]
deuce
#deuce-solo
#diarrhea
#null
#urinal-background
6,306 5/20/2016 medical, dental
pants: WON'T YOU JACK ME OFF deuce: NO BUT I *WILL* BE YOUR NEIGHBOR IF YOU ASK RIGHT pants: MY NEIGHBOR WITH ***BENEFITS***???????? BY WHICH I MEAN MEDICAL, DENTAL, 401K deuce: I DON'T OFFER 401K
deuce
pants
#benefits
#boy-scouts
#deuce-pants
#mr-rogers
#urinal-background
#weinerdogs
6,307 5/21/2016 done and i mean done
pants: PUNCH MY JUNK deuce: DONE (AND I MEAN DONE) pants: THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT (FORK, KNIFE, PLATE WITH URINAL CAKE OVER PASTA, TYING ON BIB) deuce: IF YOU ARE CALLING WITH A MEDICAL EMERGENCY, PLEASE HANG UP AND DIAL 911.
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#urinal-background
#weird-pants-face
6,308 5/22/2016 dicks^3
pants: DICKS^3 pants: THEY ARE PROBLEMATIC pants: GHLUAGHLAHGAG A FOUL-TASTING MEDICINE INDEED HALUGHLAUGHLUAG
pants
#pants-solo
#urinal-background
#weird-pants-face
6,309 5/23/2016 we heard you
atandt: mmmmmm cocks atandt: i said cocks spigot we heard you
atandt
spigot
#atandt-spigot
#cocks
#fighting-irish-pose
#woodring-field-background
6,310 5/24/2016 another cookie
pants: AND A ONE AND A TWO AND HLGAHGLAHGLHALGUHHHGUALHLUAG pants: WILL YOU TRIM MY EYEBROWS ?!?!? WILL YOU HOLD MY HAND WHILE/WHILST I PRICK IT, ENJOY IT ?!?!?!?!?! WILL YOU USE THE BLOW DRYER ON MY UNDERBELLY ?!?!?!?!?!?! COULD I HAVE ANOTHER COOKIE :!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
pants
#cookies
#pants-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
6,311 5/25/2016 jerkcity annual report
spigot: OKAY PEOPLE HERE'S A LIST OF EVERYTHING I'VE ACCOMPLISHED THIS WEEK:
spigot
#annual-report
#cement
#list
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
6,312 5/26/2016 this is taking forever
pants: THIS IS TAKING FOREVER HUFF PUFF BUHH WISH HE'D JIZZ SOON MUP MUP deuce: T PANTS I'M NEXT pants: T DEUCE BUT IF THIS ISN'T YOUR DICK THEN pants: T DEUCE UH OH pants: T DEUCE YOU'RE STILL GOING TO PAY FOR THIS RIGHT
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dicklicking
#huffy-pants
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-stairs-background
6,313 5/27/2016 hold still
pants: HELP ME deuce: HOLD STILL YOU'RE MAKING ME MISS
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#high-res
#hold-still
#mountain-background
6,314 5/28/2016 every day we move further away from god's light
pants: GOD HAS GROWN TIRED OF US AND I PROBABLY HAVE TO POOP AGAIN
pants
#god
#gods-light
#pants-solo
#poop
#woodring-room-background
6,315 5/29/2016 director's cut
pants: BUHHHHH GAY DUH deuce: HURRRRR BOP BING
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#white-background
6,316 5/30/2016 we ask that you please leave
pants: GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY pants: AHHHH ANOTHER WONDERFUL MONDAY IN JERKCITY spigot: WE ASK THAT YOU PLEASE LEAVE pants: I AM SO SORRY
pants
spigot
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-field-background
6,317 5/31/2016 freshly baked dongs
deuce: HI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! deuce: WE SEEM TO BE HAVE DISCONNECTED spigot: DOOTDOOTDOOT DOOTDOOTDOOT IF YOU'D LIKE TO LICK A DICK PLEASE HANG UP AND TRY YOUR CALL AGAIN DGONDGONDGOND GONDGONDGON DGONDGONDG *BEEP!*
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#deucegrin
#dial-tone
#freshly-baked
#if-youd-like-to-make-a-call
#punctuation
#telephone
#telephony
#typo
#woodring-field-background
6,318 6/1/2016 this is radio free jerkcity
spigot: SO UTTERLY JIBBER-JABBERY WITH POINTLESS TALK I CAN BARELY ENJOY MY ICE CREAM
spigot
#radio
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
6,319 6/2/2016 latino art only
pants: I MANHANDLE BANANAS pants: LATINO ART ONLY pants: AIN'T YOU HERE TO PROSPECT GOLD deuce: I RECKON
deuce
pants
#bay-area
#deuce-pants
#latino
#san-francisco
#twitter
#urinal-background
#weird-pants-face
6,320 6/3/2016 a nest of eggs
deuce: I LIKE THIS WORD: EGGERY deuce: ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S IN COMIC SANS BUT EVEN WITHOUT THAT deuce: SAY IT WITH ME: EGGERY
deuce
#comic-sans
#deuce-solo
#eggery
#urinal-background
6,321 6/4/2016 homeless people, day workers
pants: I LIKE THE CAREFUL CRAFTING OF EVERY JERKCITY EPISODE pants: 9 HOLLYWOOD WRITERS pants: A STAFF OF HUNDREDS SUPPORTING deuce: MOSTLY COMPOSED OF HOMELESS PEOPLE, DAY WORKERS
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#huffy-pants
#sfw
#urinal-background
6,322 6/5/2016 clapping and clapping
spigot: PANTS PANTS PANTS PANTS PANTS CLAPPING AND CLAPPING AND WAITING FOR YOU TO COME ONSTAGE BUT YOU NEVER DO AND EVERYONE'S HANDS ARE HURTING spigot: PANTS PANTS PANTS CAN STILL HEAR IT FROM AT&T PARK pants: TURTLENECK SWEATER, JOHN LENNON GLASSES, TED TALK LIGHTING
pants
spigot
#att-park
#pants-spigot
#steve-jobs
#ted-talk
#title-mismatch
#urinal-background
6,323 6/6/2016 two bits
atandt
#atandt-solo
#fighting-irish-pose
#haircut
#null
#sfw
#shave-and-a-haircut
#stray-dot
#woodring-field-background
6,324 6/7/2016 sing with me
pants: GAY WIENERS / GAY WIENERS pants: SING WITH ME pants: BELCH deuce: NOT REALLY SINGING, MUTTERING WITH BOREDOM
deuce
pants
#burp
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#huffy-pants
#singalong
#singing
#woodring-room-background
6,325 6/8/2016 unconscious dumpster date rape
spigot: FOLKS I SAW NOTHING IN THE STUDENT HANDBOOK ABOUT UNCONSCIOUS DUMPSTER DATE RAPE deuce: SHOW YOU RIGHT
deuce
spigot
#college
#current-events
#date-rape
#deuce-spigot
#education
#folks
#handbook
#mousehole
#rape
#stanford
#university
#woodring-room-background
6,326 6/9/2016 in and of itself
pants: I MUST PROTEST: A FLAPJACK IN AND OF ITSELF CANNOT BE GAY pants: OR....... pants: (TUNE IN TOMORROW)
pants
#flapjacks
#pants-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
6,327 6/10/2016 the moon, mars, past the asteroid belt
pants: BLAST ME OFF deuce: SENDING YOU TO THE MOON, MARS, PAST THE ASTEROID BELT pants: COLD OUT HERE deuce: SHOULDA BROUGHT A JACKET
deuce
pants
#asteroid
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#mars
#moon
#sfw
#space-nuts-background
6,328 6/11/2016 i know a guy who knows a guy
dick: ALLAHU AKBAR dick: LET'S ALL GO OUT FOR CREW NEXT YEAR dick: I'M MURDER POLICE deuce: HOW MANY I DIRECT YOUR CALL
deuce
dick
#deuce-dick
#mountain-background
#sfw
#typo
6,329 6/12/2016 a real push-and- smoosh
spigot: HE RHYMED DONGS WITH TONGS? BONGS IS MORE ON BRAND, I BLEW IT pants: THE IRONY IS WE WILL USE TONGS TO REPLACE THE T WITH A B spigot: NOT IF JEAN-CHARLES USES TONGS TO DIP THE T INTO LIQUID HYDROGEN BUT HE FUMBLES HIS GRIP AND IT SHATTERS ON THE FLOOR spigot: CAMERA PUSHES INTO HIS STUPID FAT FACE: DOZENS OF PASSENGERS SUFFOCATING AND DYING (A REAL PUSH-AND-SMOOSH)
pants
spigot
#jean-charles
#pants-spigot
#urinal-background
6,330 6/13/2016 the peacock
pants: WELL I BOUGHT A PEACOCK ONLINE pants: TURNS OUT THEY ARE A KIND OF BIRD spigot: I TRIED TO TELL YOU pants: CRAIGSLIST DOES NOT TAKE RETURNS
pants
spigot
#bird
#craigslist
#huffy-pants
#online-shopping
#pants-spigot
#peacock
#stray-dot
#urinal-background
6,331 6/14/2016 egg nog
: Left: "deuce" (do not feed); Right: "pants" (a cornfed American beauty indeed) pants: DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A MAN BONER deuce: YES pants: IS EGG NOG A REAL THING deuce: YES
deuce
pants
#behind-the-scenes
#boner
#caption
#deuce-pants
#huffy-pants
#yellow-background
6,332 6/15/2016 kissing the ring
pants: KISSING THE RING (EVEN THOUGH NOBODY INSTRUCTED ME TO DO SO)
pants
#high-res
#mountain-background
#pants-solo
#sfw
6,333 6/16/2016 go back to russia
deuce: GO BACK TO RUSSI deuce: A deuce: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA deuce: AAAAAAAAAAAA deuce: AAAAAAAAAAA deuce: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA deuce: HELP ME
deuce
#deuce-solo
#deucegrin
#russia
#sad-deuce
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
6,334 6/17/2016 drown pants in bucket
pants: DROWN ME IN A BUCKET deuce: > DROWN PANTS IN BUCKET deuce: > RAPE PANTS WITH WITCH BROOM pants: IS THAT A
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#null
#rape
#text-adventure
#urinal-background
6,335 6/18/2016 epa regulations
pants: T DEUCE WHAT DO EPA REGULATIONS SAY ABOUT MY BONER, MY BALLS deuce: T PANTS YOU WILL NEED LOTS OF PERMITS
deuce
pants
#balls
#boner
#coy-pants
#deja-vu
#deuce-pants
#electrolytes
#epa
#permits
#regulations
#white-background
6,336 6/19/2016 piss and sadness
deuce: I SMELL OF PISS AND SADNESS deuce: GRIEF deuce: DESPAIR deuce: I SMELL OF A LOT OF THINGS
deuce
#bonequest-hi-fi
#deuce-solo
#mountain-background
#piss
#sad-deuce
#sadness
#somber-deuce
6,337 6/20/2016 off on a rant
spigot: I DON'T WANT TO GET OFF ON A RANT HERE BUT spigot: DICKS DICKS DICKS spigot: DID NOT GET OFF ON IT
spigot
#dicks
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
6,338 6/21/2016 friendship
deuce: GET ME SOUP AND THEN GIVE ME A HANDJOB (THAT'S WHAT FRIENDSHIP MEANS)
deuce
#deuce-solo
#handjob
#high-res
#soup
#urinal-background
6,339 6/22/2016 the tension mounts
pants: THE TENSION MOUNTS pants: WHATEVER THAT MEANS pants: NUTS TO THIS I WANT EGG ROLLS
pants
#chinese
#egg-rolls
#pants-solo
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
6,340 6/23/2016 that you have diabetes
deuce: THAT YOU HAVE DIABETES IS FUCKING FUNNY
deuce
#deuce-solo
#diabetes
#typo
#woodring-field-background
6,341 6/24/2016 no tickee no laundry
pants: THE MIGHTY BUFFALO pants: T DEUCE HEY YOU GOT ANY SHIRTS THAT NEED STARCH OR ANY RAILROADS YOU NEED BUILT pants: MAYBE AN OPIUM DEN NEEDS MANAGEMENT TYPES deuce: WHAT DID I MISS
deuce
pants
#chinese
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#grey-background
#sfw
#weird-pants-face
6,342 6/25/2016 for science
pants: DONATE MY SKULL TO SCIENCE spigot: A WINTER WANK
pants
spigot
#pants-spigot
#science
#urinal-background
#wank
#winter
6,343 6/26/2016 droopy voice
spigot: BALCOM IN THE BIDDLE (DROOPY VOICE) pants: TRAVELZOO MY GROUPON spigot: THE TARD IN TARDIS pants: BURMA SHAVE deuce: WELCOME TO MY STEAMPUNK WORLD OF NEO-VICTORIAN EROTICA
deuce
pants
spigot
#burma-shave
#deuce-pants-spigot
#dr-who
#huffy-pants
#pop-culture
#steampunk
#woodring-room-background
6,344 6/27/2016 spit me back up
pants: GULP ME DOWN pants: THEN SPIT ME BACK UP pants: GARGLE WITH ME IS WHAT I'M SAYING deuce: YOU ARE INDIGESTIBLE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#deucegrin
#drunk-deuce
#gargle
#grey-background
6,345 6/28/2016 google search
deuce: GOOGLE SEARCH WILL BE DECOMMISSIONED AS OF AUGUST, 2016 pants: FINALLY
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#google
#sfw
#urinal-background
6,346 6/29/2016 let's pray together
pants: PUSH THE POO BACK INTO MY BOTTOM deuce: IT WON'T STAY pants: CHRIST IS LORD (LET'S PRAY TOGETHER) deuce: HGLWHGKAHGHSL
deuce
pants
#christ
#christ-is-lord
#deuce-pants
#piss-trough-background
#poo
#religion
#weird-pants-face
6,347 6/30/2016 just dumb as shit
deuce: [PLACE AMAZON ORDER] [BE SURPRISED BY THE EMAIL SOUND] pants: ABSOLUTELY EVERY SINGLE TIME deuce: BOTH JUST DUMB AS SHIT
deuce
pants
#amazon
#deuce-pants
#email
#meow
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-stairs-background
6,348 7/1/2016 tight lid
pants: HANDJOB deuce: WHAT AN IRRESPONSIBLE WEBMASTERWEBMISTRESS spigot: OKAY, JUST POURING A TALL FROSTY BEER INTO A FAKE STARBUCKS CUP WITH A TIGHT LID AND DRIVING OVER
deuce
pants
spigot
#beer
#deuce-pants-spigot
#deucegrin
#urinal-background
#web
#webmaster
#weird-pants-face
6,349 7/2/2016 i would be fine if
spigot: I WOULD BE FINE IF MY TOMBSTONE JUST SAID FOLKS
spigot
#folks
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#tombstone
#woodring-field-background
6,350 7/3/2016 the problem with ducks
dick: I HEAR DUCKS dick: "QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK" QUACKED THE DUCKS deuce: SO MANY QUACKS
deuce
dick
#animal-noises
#deuce-dick
#ducks
#quack
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
6,351 7/4/2016 da da da dum
deuce: BEETHOVEN'S FIFTH DONG pants: THAT'S 4 MORE DONGS THAN HE REALLY SHOULD HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF
deuce
pants
#beethoven
#deuce-pants
#dongs
#mountain-background
#music
#time
6,352 7/5/2016 chubby bunny
pants: DOWN GO MY PANTS deuce: UP GO THE COPS pants: SAY CHUBBYBUNNY 3 TIMES WITH A DICK IN YOUR MOUTH deuce: PASS
deuce
pants
#chubby-bunny
#deuce-pants
#filler-panel
#police
#urinal-background
6,353 7/6/2016 i will make a note of it
deuce: GO BACK TO COD FAGGOT pants: IS QUICKSCOPING WHEN I GET CAUGHT PEEPING THROUGH A FIRST FLOOR WINDOW AND I TRIP OVER GARBAGE CANS TRYING TO RUN AWAY deuce: NO THAT'S 360 SCOPING pants: THIS TIME I WILL MAKE A NOTE OF IT SO I DON'T ASK AGAIN deuce: QUICKSCOPING IS WHEN YOU BLOW YOUR LOAD EARLY BUT THE PROSTITUTE STILL CHARGES YOU FOR THE FULL HOUR
deuce
pants
#call-of-duty
#counterstrike
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#prostitute
#quickscoping
#urinal-background
#voyeurism
6,354 7/7/2016 a piggyback ride to chinatown
deuce: HOLY FUCKING SHIT I AM TIRED pants: IS THIS A GOOD TIME TO ASK YOU FOR A PIGGYBACK RIDE TO CHINATOWN pants: SO SERIOUSLY DO YOU MIND IF I STOP DROP AND JACK IT deuce: STOP ASKING FOR PERMISSION FOR THINGS YOU'RE GOING TO JUST DO ANYWAY
deuce
pants
#chinatown
#deuce-pants
#jackin-it
#masturbation
#piggyback
#urinal-background
6,355 7/8/2016 your perishables will temperature controlled
pants: EARLIER TODAY I EXPERIENCED A TIGHTNESS IN MY CHEST THAT BECAME A PAIN AND THEN I TOOK A HUGE DUMP AND FELT BETTER pants: IS THIS FOR A CLASS OR JUST BEING GAY WITH PISS pants: DON'T WRITE THAT DOWN
pants
#gay-with-piss
#pants-solo
#piss
#woodring-field-background
6,356 7/9/2016 you dumb broad
spigot: SERIES OF WOMEN PHONING IN BLOWJOBS deuce: LADY YOU'RE MAKING ME BORED DOING IT LIKE THAT deuce: YOU'RE DOING IT ALL RIGHT YOU DUMB BROAD LET ME SHOW YOU OH GOD OH GOD HOMPH SPLORK SPLUT GLURF spigot: MEH MUH MMPH
deuce
spigot
#blowjobs
#deuce-spigot
#filler-panel
#frog
#piss-trough-background
#spigot-points
6,357 7/10/2016 twenty percent off
spigot: TWENTY PERCENT OFF ALL FAT FARTS AT THE FAG STORE
spigot
#farts
#fat
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
6,358 7/11/2016 there's a fork in there
spigot: VVVVVVVVGRGRGRGRGRRGRGRG spigot: SORRY WHAT spigot: GCKG GCK GCK KGCKCGKC OH THERE'S A FORK IN THERE
spigot
#fork
#garbage-disposal
#loud-noises
#mousehole
#physical-comedy
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
6,359 7/12/2016 taking a dump on sagan's grave
pants: LEARN ME deuce: (PICTURES OF NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON TAKING A DUMP ON SAGAN'S GRAVE) pants: HUGE, COILY
deuce
pants
#carl-sagan
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#neil-degrasse-tyson
#woodring-stairs-background
6,360 7/13/2016 it's a kind of hot and sour soup
pants: I AM GOING TO CLICK THE CHINESE FOOD BUTTON
pants
#bonequest-hi-fi
#chinese-food
#pants-solo
#sfw
#urinal-background
6,361 7/14/2016 a single baby carrot
spigot: OPENING THE COOKIE DRAWER AND A SINGLE BABY CARROT ROLLS TO THE FRONT LIKE A PENCIL spigot: FUCK THIS
spigot
#cookie-drawer
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
6,362 7/15/2016 then there will be war
pants: YES THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING: WHAT IF I CAN'T BE BEAT OFF pants: WHAT IF IT'S JUST NOT POSSIBLE pants: WAR MAKES MEN BEATOFFABLE deuce: THEN THERE WILL BE WAR
deuce
pants
#beating-off
#deuce-pants
#huffy-pants
#urinal-background
#war
6,363 7/16/2016 screamy shout revisited
pants: ME SO SCREAMY SHOUT deuce: PARSING ... deuce: PARSING ... deuce: PARSE ERROR pants: HTTPS://GOOGLE.COM/SEARCH?Q="ME+SO+SCREAMY+SHOUT"
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dong
#google
#parser
#screamy-shout
#shout
#url
#woodring-field-background
6,364 7/17/2016 nowhere near being all out of either one
spigot: I CAME HERE TO LICK DICK AND SUCK PRICK AND I'M NOWHERE NEAR BEING ALL OUT OF EITHER ONE SO I'M ALL GOOD HERE deuce: ROGER THAT
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#dicklicking
#urinal-background
6,365 7/18/2016 follow me everybody
pants: THERE MIGHT BE A POKEMON IN THIS STALL!!!!! FOLLOW ME EVERYBODY AND TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRTS YOU DON'T WANT TO SCARE THEM deuce: THEIR VISUAL ACUITY IS BASED ON NON-SHIRTLESSNESS
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#double-negative
#pokemon
#pokemon-go
#sfw
#stall
#urinal-background
6,366 7/19/2016 my own eye
pants: SHOULD I SPURT INTO MY OWN EYE AND COMPLAIN THAT "SOMEONE" SPURTED IN MY EYE deuce: THAT'LL LEARN 'EM pants: ALSO: DOES THAT MAKE ME GAY IF IT HAPPENS OR IF I THINK ABOUT IT deuce: CLASSIFIED
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#gay-theory
#huffy-pants
#spurt
#urinal-background
6,367 7/20/2016 tell me something gay
dick: SOMEBODY TELL ME SOMETHING GAY, QUICK deuce: I LOVE YOU DADDY dick: GAYER, PLZ deuce: DADDY LOVES ME dick: THAT'S BETTER
deuce
dick
#deuce-dick
#gay
#gay-contest
#grey-background
6,368 7/21/2016 simon says
deuce: SIMON DIDN'T SAY MASTURBATE TO PREGGERS BUT I'M DOING JUST THAT NEVERTHELESS
deuce
#deuce-solo
#grey-background
#masturbation
#preggers
6,369 7/23/2016 wherever it is right now
deuce: CAN I WORK FOR YOU AT JERKCITY OR THE BUS STATION OR WHEREVER IT IS RIGHT NOW spigot: MEET MISTER BALLS
deuce
spigot
#balls
#bus
#bus-station
#deuce-spigot
#employment
#mister-balls
#public-transportation
#woodring-field-background
6,370 7/24/2016 in the future
deuce
#black-background
#deuce-solo
#high-res
#pedophilia
6,371 7/25/2016 your screenplay and merchandising submission
spigot: FROM: THE WALT DISNEY COMPANY spigot: TO: JERKCITY spigot: THANK YOU FOR YOUR SCREENPLAY AND MERCHANDISING SUBMISSION spigot: AT THIS TIME WE ARE UNABLE TO MOVE FORWARD WITH "DONALD DEUCE"
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#disney
#donald-deuce
#drunk-deuce
#sfw
#uncredited-character
#white-background
6,372 7/26/2016 sweet jesus
pants: THINK IF ME AS YOUR SPIRITUAL HLAHGULAHUGLHALGHAGLAG GUIDE deuce: SWEET JESUS SAVE ME FROM THIS COCKMONSTER
deuce
pants
#cockmonster
#deuce-pants
#typo
#woodring-stairs-background
6,373 7/27/2016 if you don't mind
pants: I pants: UH pants: WOULD LIKE TO pants: UH pants: BE GAY pants: UHM pants: ERR pants: WITH pants: UH pants: YOU pants: IF YOU DON'T MIND
pants
#be-gay-with-me
#gay
#pants-solo
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-room-background
6,374 7/28/2016 pay attention
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dong
#woodring-field-background
6,375 7/29/2016 a soft glow
pants: MY BALLS SHINE WITH A SOFT GLOW pants: JAMES EARL JONES IS GIVING ME HEAD pants: IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE spigot: WAKE UP
pants
spigot
#balls
#black-background
#dream
#fellatio
#pants-spigot
6,376 7/30/2016 warning zero atmospheric pressure
spigot: I'VE GOT STREPTOCOCUS DISEASE AND E.COLI SO PLEASE LET ME SUCK SOME DICKS spigot: MY MOUTH HURTS spigot: STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS PEOPLE pants: LET IT FLOW deuce: WARNING ZERO ATMOSPHERIC PRESSURE
deuce
pants
spigot
#atmosphere
#deuce-pants-spigot
#dicksucking
#disease
#drunk-deuce
#e-coli
#orange-background
#pathogens
#stream-of-consciousness
#streptococcus
#typo
#weird-pants-face
6,377 7/31/2016 sing with me
spigot: T DEUCE PLINK PLONK BOING ZOING SING WITH ME deuce: T SPIGOT YEE HAW LINE DANCING
deuce
spigot
#dancing
#deuce-spigot
#empty-auditorium-background
#plonk
#rednecks
#yeehaw
6,378 8/1/2016 little miss spigot
spigot: WHO'S GAY spigot: I VOTE ME deuce: I VETO spigot: OBJECTION
deuce
spigot
#courtroom
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#gay
#law-and-order
#objection
#piss-trough-background
#veto
#voting
6,379 8/2/2016 he is a pro
deuce: HOW COME YOU ARE CHEWING ON IT BUT THE AMOUNT LEFT TO GO KEEPS INCREASING ??? pants: I AM A PRO
deuce
pants
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#sfw
#urinal-background
6,380 8/3/2016 big smiles everybody
pants: DONGWORK deuce: WHOOPS pants: I CAN'T FART WHILE YOU'RE WATCHING: LOOK AWAY deuce: WELL HURRY UP THEN (NOT LISTENING) pants: MY NOBEL PRIZE
deuce
pants
#big-smiles
#deuce-pants
#dongwork
#drunk-deuce
#farts
#nobel-prize
#null
#urinal-background
#weird-pants-face
6,381 8/4/2016 spluttery fanfare
pants: OH GOD POO EVERYWHERE spigot: EVEN THE TOILET BOWL ???????
pants
spigot
#pants-spigot
#poo
#urinal-background
6,382 8/5/2016 look me in the eye
pants: LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THAT WASN'T YOUR MEMBER : SPIGOT LEAVES pants: I THOUGHT SO
pants
spigot
#caption
#dong
#pants-spigot
#spigot-leaves
#woodring-stairs-background
6,383 8/6/2016 this man's navy
spigot: I'M A *********REAR********** ADMIRAL!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot
#admiral
#anal
#grey-background
#high-res
#navy
#pun
#spigot-solo
6,384 8/7/2016 these are the days of our lives
deuce: HUCKLEBUCK pants: HUCKLEBUCK pants: GOO
deuce
pants
#days-of-our-lives
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#grey-background
#hucklebuck
#kurt-vonnegut
#sfw
#slaughterhouse-five
6,385 8/8/2016 in times of social unrest
pants: CAN ME AND STORE ME IN CASE OF AN EMERGENCY (FAMINE, EARTHQUAKE, SOCIAL UNREST)
pants
#canned-pants
#crater
#natural-disaster
#pants-solo
#sfw
#smouldering-crater
#woodring-field-background-2
6,386 8/9/2016 violets are blue
deuce: LET ME BE CLEAR deuce: MY DONG HAS RIGHTS
deuce
#deuce-solo
#dong
#drunk-deuce
#rights
#white-background
6,387 8/10/2016 placemats and bathmats
spigot: SHOW ME A WOMAN ARTIST ANYWHERE ON THE PLANET spigot: HURRR THESE ARE MY AZTEC LESBIAN FONDUE POTS spigot: THESE ARE PLACEMATS AND BATHMATS
spigot
#art
#diss
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
#women
6,388 8/11/2016 church of jesus christ of latter day suhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
spigot: CHURCH OF JESUS CHRIST OR LATTER DAY SUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH spigot: SUHHHHHH GUHHHHHH PTH SUHH
spigot
#jesus
#mormon
#mouth
#religion
#spigot-solo
#white-background
6,389 8/12/2016 scotch tape or perhaps masking tape
pants: IT IS AS IF THE MACHINE DOES NOT HAVE AN OFF STATE pants: IT IS LIKE THOSE LIGHTSWITCHES IN PEOPLE'S HOUSES WITH THE SCOTCH TAPE OR PERHAPS MASKING TAPE COVERING IT pants: LORD GOD DON'T FLIP THIS ONE OR THE MICROWAVE AND STEREO GO DOWN
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#electrical
#lightswitch
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
6,390 8/13/2016 the last transmission before radio silence
pants: I HAVE SUBJECT IN MY SIGHT HE IS HEADING TOWARDS THE BATHROOM pants: OVER
pants
#gark
#huffy-pants
#pants-solo
#sfw
#urinal-background
6,391 8/14/2016 and i say unto you
ozone: AND I SAY UNTO YOU: ASS RAPE net: I SEE YOUR ASS RAPE AND RAISE A YOU A MOUTH RAPE AND A COCK-AND-BALL TORTURE ozone: I SEE YOUR PILE OF RAPE AND RAISE YOU SOME DIAPER PLAY net: I FOLD ozone: I TAKE YOUR RAPE HURRRR deuce: OKAY EVERYBODY OUT OF THE POOL
deuce
net
ozone
#deja-vu
#deuce-net-ozone
#diaper
#fetishes
#mountain-background
#mouth
#pool
#raise-you-a
#rape
6,392 8/15/2016 see also
pants: SEE ALSO: SPELL TO TRANSFORM TEETH INTO MARSHMALLOWS
pants
#hi-fi
#magic
#pants-solo
#sfw
#urinal-background
6,393 8/16/2016 warning sign
pants: THIS STALL IS HAUNTED AS FUCK
pants
#haunted
#hi-fi
#pants-solo
#stall
#woodring-room-background
6,394 8/17/2016 how long has this been going on
PANTS: MOSTLY SUCKING NOISES PANTS: I SEE PANTS: HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON PANTS: I SEE PANTS: ALL RIGHT THEN
pants
#birthday
#birthday-strip
#pants-solo
#woodring-field-background
6,395 8/18/2016 light and bright
spigot: TURN YOUR KEY SIR spigot: IF YOU REALLY WANT TO SEND A FUCK-YOU MESSAGE TO MILLENNIALS, DON'T USE ANY DARK THEMES, GO LIGHT AND BRIGHT WITH YOUR TEXT EDITOR AND THEY WON'T COME NEAR YOU spigot: I'M USING ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE COFFEE WITH LOTS OF MILK AND THEY SQUINT LIKE ASIANS READING PRICE TAGS
spigot
#asians
#millennials
#spigot-solo
#stray-dot
#wargames
#woodring-stairs-background
6,396 8/19/2016 pricks ahoy
spigot: PRICKS AHOY spigot: CAN I, AS A RETAILER, SPAWN A RARE POKEMON RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY STORE AND THEN DETONATE A BUNCH OF TNT spigot: I SUCK DICK AND NO THIS IS NOT A MULTI-LEVEL MARKETING SCAM deuce: {{{ DIARRHEA }}}
#deuce-spigot
#diarrhea
#dicks
#multi-level-marketing
#pokemon
#pokemon-go
#pricks
#tnt
#woodring-field-background
6,397 8/20/2016 a way of life
pants: T DEUCE ADULT DIAPERS AS CONVENIENCE, ADULT DIAPERS AS FASHION STATEMENT deuce: ADULT DIAPERS AS ... pants: A HEALTHY NUTRITIOUS SNACK deuce: ADULT DIAPERS AS ... deuce: A WAY OF LIFE pants: IT'S NOT JUST A PHASE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#diapers
#urinal-background
6,398 8/21/2016 easy like sunday morning
pants: .SHOUT DICKS deuce: THIS SHIT IS SHIT pants: I'M EASY (LIKE SUNDAY MORNING) deuce: I'M HARD (LIKE NOW)
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#deucegrin
#dicks
#drunk-deuce
#shit
#urinal-background
#weird-pants-face
6,399 8/22/2016 i have no shame
: Pictured here: : deuce (left) : pants (right) : helps baby sleep faster pants: SO IT'S COME TO THIS (BEATING OFF TO MY REFLECTION) deuce: AT LONG LAST pants: I HAVE NO SHAME
deuce
pants
#beating-off
#caption
#deuce-pants
#has-it-come-to-this
#huffy-pants
#masturbation
#shame
#urinal-background
6,400 8/23/2016 paint-soaked
pants: I STILL DON'T SEE WHAT HUFFING THIS PAINT-SOAKED RAG IS FUN
pants
#drugs
#huffing
#paint
#pants-solo
#rag
#substance-abuse
#typo
#white-background
6,401 8/24/2016 pancake batter
spigot: IS THAT SOYLENT MEAL REPLACEMENT STUFF JUST PANCAKE BATTER pants: A TOY FOR THE BIRDS
pants
spigot
#batter
#birds
#pancakes
#pants-spigot
#soylent
#woodring-field-background
6,402 8/25/2016 the saint of all wieners
pants: THE SAINT OF ALL WIENERS pants: NO RESULTS FOUND FOR "THE SAINT OF ALL WIENERS". deuce: GO ON pants: PUT BUTTER ON ME deuce: SMEARING
deuce
pants
#black-background
#butter
#deuce-pants
#google
#no-results-found
#saint
#search-engines
#smearing
#somber-deuce
#wieners
#woodring-room-background
6,403 8/26/2016 the nature of its reality
pants: MY BONER IS QUESTIONING THE NATURE OF ITS REALITY deuce: IT IS NOT WRONG
deuce
pants
#boner
#deuce-pants
#existence
#mountain-background
#philosophy
6,404 8/27/2016 boob job
deuce: THAT'S IT, I'M GETTIN' A BOOB JOB
deuce
#boob-job
#boobs
#cosmetic-surgery
#deuce-solo
#self-image
#urinal-background
6,405 8/28/2016 not the dicks you wished you licked
spigot: YOU GO TO WAR WITH THE DICKS YOU'VE LICKED, NOT THE DICKS YOU WISHED YOU'D LICKED
spigot
#dicklicking
#donald-rumsfeld
#quote
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
6,406 8/29/2016 i want to sex
pants: I WANT TO SEX deuce: PASS
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#high-res
#sex
#white-background
6,407 8/30/2016 hglahgu lahlag ghaulg halghag lahgl ahglag
pants: GENDERFLUID deuce: CISGAY pants: BIQUEER deuce: HOMOSTRAIGHT
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#gay
#gender
#queer
#tumblr
#white-background
6,408 8/31/2016 donate me to science
pants: AMEN TO THAT BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!! FACESTUFFING pants: DAYDREAMING AND PUNCHING pants: BUCKETS OF THE STUFF pants: DONATE ME TO SCIENCE (FOR UNSCIENTIFIC PURPOSES)
pants
#buckets
#pants-solo
#science
#white-background
6,409 9/1/2016 femdom joi ball busting
spigot: CATEGORIES LIKE FEMDOM AND JOI AND BALLBUSTING spigot: ALSO I DON'T LIKE STRANGER THINGS
spigot
#ballbusting
#femdom
#joi
#porn
#spigot-solo
#stranger-things
#stray-dot
#television
#white-background
6,410 9/2/2016 what kind of god
pants: SHUT THE DOOR pants: ALSO MOVE THE MOUSE pants: THEN SHUT THE DOOR pants: NO WITH YOU OUTSIDE pants: YOU ARE JUST pants: OKAY FINE pants: WHAT KIND OF GOD
pants
#coy-pants
#funloving-nonsense
#god
#huffy-pants
#pants-solo
#weird-pants-face
#white-background
6,411 9/3/2016 a plate of figs
spigot: HERE'S A PLATE OF FUCKING FIGS WE CAN ALL SHARE
spigot
#caring
#figgy-pudding
#figs
#fucking-figs
#share
#sharing
#spigot-solo
#white-background
6,412 9/4/2016 give me that at least
deuce: ALSO CAN WE AGREE THAT SPAGHETTI IS NOT SPELLED WITH A Q deuce: I MEAN GIVE ME THAT AT LEAST
deuce
#deuce-solo
#pasta
#sfw
#spaghetti
#spelling
#white-background
6,413 9/5/2016 saying hi to you
pants: HI pants: I AM SAYING HI TO YOU OVER THE INTERNET deuce: I AM SAYING I ALREADY TOOK A DUMP IN YOUR MOUTH pants: HI deuce: HI pants: HEY WHAT'S UP pants: I'M PANTS FROM JERKCITY
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#huffy-pants
#shit
#somber-deuce
#white-background
6,414 9/6/2016 dong squad
spigot: I RAN OUT OF JOKES deuce: FIRED
deuce
spigot
#behind-the-scenes
#comedy
#contradictory
#deuce-spigot
#dong-squad
#dongs
#employment
#failed-comedy
#fired
#jokes
#technicolor
#white-background
6,415 9/7/2016 i would like to know why
pants: DO THE LOCOMOTION WITH ME??????????????????????????? deuce: NO pants: I ACCEPT YOUR ANSWER AND I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHY, NOT FOR THE PURPOSE OF CONVINCING YOU OTHERWISE BUT SO I CAN BETTER UNDERSTAND THE SITUATION deuce: STATIC
deuce
pants
#dancing
#deuce-pants
#radio
#sfw
#situational-understanding
#stray-dot
#the-locomotion
#white-background
6,416 9/8/2016 pray for him
pants: WELL pants: HERE I GO INTO THE CALTRAIN RESTROOM pants: PRAY FOR ME
pants
#bay-area
#pants-solo
#san-francisco
#weird-pants-face
#white-background
6,417 9/9/2016 in the interest of transparency
spigot: IN THE INTEREST OF TRANSPARENCY, I AM COPYING AND PASTING THE TRANSCRIPT OF THAT CONVERSATION HERE: spigot: LADY, YOU ARE LITERALLY MADE OF URINAL SOAP CAKES
spigot
#copy-paste
#misogyny
#soap
#spigot-solo
#transcript
#urinal-cakes
#urinal-soap-cakes
#white-background
6,418 9/10/2016 cyber sex
(pants): T SPIGOT I AM SO SORRY (RE: COCKS, FACE) spigot: THAT'S ALL I'VE GOT pants: T DEUCE NOW LET'S HAVE CYBERSEX deuce: T PANTS BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
deuce
pants
spigot
#cocks
#cybersex
#deuce-pants-spigot
#was-re
#whisper
#white-background
6,419 9/11/2016 not afraid
spigot: I DUNK MY NUTS IN BBQ SAUCE (SOMETIMES HONEY MUSTARD) spigot: BLURF DURF I'M A MCNUGGET pants: ARE YOU GOING TO STEP UP TO THE PLATE OR NOT spigot: NOT AFRAID
pants
spigot
#dunking
#flappity-bat
#honey-mustard
#mcdonalds
#mustard
#nuts
#nuts-of-spigot
#pants-spigot
#white-background
6,420 9/15/2016 red mesh bag
spigot: LICKING DICK FOR THE COMPLETE KLUTZ spigot: COMES WITH A RED MESH BAG OF DICKS
spigot
#bag-of-dicks
#books
#dicklicking
#dicks
#how-to
#klutz
#mountain-background
#smile-more
#spigot-solo
6,421 9/16/2016 four lumpy, buckeyed potatoes
spigot: IF YOU TAKE FOUR LUMPY, BUCKEYED POTATOES AND CARELESSLY JAM THUMBTACKS IN THEM LIKE OVERSIZED FUCKED-UP TEETH YOU HAVE THE CAST OF STRANGER THINGS spigot: AND THAT'S JUST WINONA RYDER
spigot
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#stranger-things
#television
#woodring-field-background
6,422 9/17/2016 movie recommendations
deuce: [X] TRANNIES [X] TRANNIES [X] TRANNIES [X] TRANNIES
deuce
#deuce-solo
#grey-background
#movies
#multiple-choice
#trannies
#ts
6,423 9/18/2016 step by step instructions
spigot: HOW DO YOU TURN THE OVEN ON deuce: HEY THE CATS RAN OUTSIDE AND WE CAN'T FIND THEM spigot: WHERE ARE YOUR CAR KEYS deuce: NEED THE COMBINATION TO YOUR SAFE deuce: WE WERE WRESTLING AROUND AND SEEM TO HAVE BROKEN THE SINK AGAIN AND ARE REPLACING IT FOR YOU, NEED DETAILED STEP BY STEP INSTRUCTIONS THAT ARE WRONG
deuce
spigot
#cats
#deuce-spigot
#sfw
#sink
#spigot-points
#woodring-field-background
6,424 9/19/2016 follow up
deuce: GOOD NEWS/BAD NEWS GOOD NEWS IS WE'VE FIXED THE SINK AND UPGRADED IT SO THAT IT TWEETS CONSTANTLY AND IS ALSO AMBULATORY AND WILL CLEAN UP MESSES AROUND THE HOUSE; BAD NEWS IS IT DOESN'T WORK AT ALL
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#good-news-bad-news
#sfw
#sink
#twitter
#woodring-field-background
6,425 9/20/2016 toiletries and what have you
pants: YOU HOLD THE SCREWDRIVER AND I'LL PRY THE PILLS OUT OF THE ROOMBA
pants
#deja-vu
#pants-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
6,426 9/21/2016 listing the dicks
atandt: 1. DICK CLARK atandt: 2. DICK VAN DYKE atandt: 3. DICK VAN PATTEN deuce: 4. JORDAN MCKNIGHT deuce: WHOOPS SORRY GOT CONFUSED THERE atandt: 4. DICK BUTKUS deuce: 5. NINA DE PONCA deuce: WHOOPS SORRY deuce: MY MISTAKE atandt: IM ALL OUT OF DICK spigot: 6. THE TIME I USED SHAMPOO TO JERK AND EVERYTHING JUST GOT ALL FOAMY AND STINGY
atandt
deuce
spigot
#atandt-deuce-disconnect
#atandt-deuce-spigot
#dicks
#fighting-irish-pose
#jerking
#shampoo
#woodring-stairs-background
6,427 9/22/2016 every day we move further from god's light
pants: SIT IN JUDGEMENT OF ME pants: YOUR HONOR deuce: I WILL NOT BECAUSE YOU SPELLED "JUDGEMENT" WITH AN EXTRA E deuce: WHICH I ALSO AGREE WITH DESPITE ALL DICTIONARIES AND SPELLCHECKERS pants: THIS MORTAL COIL deuce: I'VE BEEN DRINKING deuce: GOD IS NOT HERE pants: EVERY DAY WE MOVE FURTHER FROM GOD'S LIGHT
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#sfw
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-stairs-background
6,428 9/23/2016 peace was never an option
pants: MAGNETO WAS RIGHT pants: PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION pants: HULAGHLAHGLUAHUGL THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING AHLUGUALHLUAHUGLAG
pants
#magneto
#pants-solo
#woodring-room-background
#x-men
#zodiac-killer
6,429 9/24/2016 completely blameless
pants: DON'T HATE THE WIENER HATE THE GAME (THE WIENER GAME) deuce: THE WIENER GAME IS A PROBLEM, ADMITTEDLY deuce: BUT IT'S NOT LIKE THE WIENER IS COMPLETELY BLAMELESS pants: NOBODY IS REALLY SURE WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#sfw
#typo
#urinal-background
#wiener
6,430 9/25/2016 you are all my children
pants: YOU ARE ALL MY CHILDREN pants: GIFTGAS pants: MEATBALLS
pants
#bonequest-hi-fi
#chemical-weapons
#gas
#holocaust
#magic
#meatballs
#pants-solo
#religion
#urinal-background
6,431 9/26/2016 mona lisa
spigot: WHERE'S YOUR BATHROOM spigot: WHAT'S YOUR WIFI PASSWORD spigot: CAN YOU VALIDATE MY PARKING TICKET spigot: DO I HAVE TO STAY WITH THE TOUR GROUP OR CAN I SIT ON A BENCH OUTSIDE spigot: MAY I PLEASE GET UP CLOSE TO THE PAINING AND SMOOSH MY ICE CREAM ON IT
spigot
#art-museum
#louvre
#mona-lisa
#painting
#parking-validation
#smoosh
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
6,432 9/27/2016 am i going to get shit on me
pants: HUG ME WHILE I POO deuce: WILL YOU (WE) BE ON THE TOILET OR WHAT pants: AT THE ARBY'S deuce: ARE YOU GOING TO GET SHIT ON ME IS WHAT I'M ASKING AND/OR AM I GOING TO HAVE TO SMELL THE SHIT pants: NO, YOU WILL NOT BE SHIT ON; ALL YOU WILL SMELL IS ARBY'S pants: THIS PRESS CONFERENCE IS OVER
deuce
pants
#arbys
#deuce-pants
#poo
#shit
#urinal-background
6,433 9/28/2016 fat useless dipshit
spigot: OH spigot: WHEN THE FAGS spigot: OH WHEN THE FAGS spigot: OH WHEN THE FAGS spigot: GO spigot: LICK spigot: ING deuce: HE'S STUCK spigot: DICK spigot: YOU INTERRUPTED ME........... ----> AGAIN <---- deuce: THAT'S MY JOB HERE (DUH) deuce: I'M THE FAT USELESS DIPSHIT THAT NOBODY LIKES BUT FOR SOME REASON NOBODY CAN SEEM TO GET RID OF
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#singing
#urinal-background
6,434 9/29/2016 *foomp* flour sack explodes
pants: YOU'VE REALLY MESSED UP EVERYTHING JEAN-CHARLES pants: SUCKIN' IT deuce: SUCK IT _WITH FEELING_ THIS TIME pants: ARE WE GOING DOWN TO POUND TOWN deuce: WE'RE GONNA BUNNY THIS BONNET pants: FUCK YEAH WE ARE deuce: TRIP THIS FANNY dick: POLLY WOLLY DOODLE IN MY FACE deuce: LET'S MAKE THIS CANDLE pants: SOUND OFF deuce: SKEDADDLE pants: YOU OLD KNICKERBOCKER
deuce
dick
pants
#deuce-dick-pants
#deucegrin
#foomph
#huffy-pants
#jean-charles
#urinal-background
#weird-pants-face
6,435 9/30/2016 up and down pretty good
dick: TINKLE POTTY dick: TINKLE POTTY TO THE MAX spigot: T DICK I DID A TINKLE IN THE POTTY OF AN OFFICE MAX ONCE spigot: MOSTLY IN THE POTTY spigot: I SOAKED UP THOSE UNUSED TOILET PAPER ROLLS PRETTY GOOD spigot: WIFE WAS ANNOYED WHEN I BROUGHT THEM HOME!!!!!!!! spigot: SOAKED HER UP AND DOWN PRETTY GOOD spigot: RETURNED HER TO OFFICE MAX FOR STORE CREDIT AND REPEATED THE WHOLE THING
dick
spigot
#dick-spigot
#office-max
#piss
#spigot-points
#urinal-background
6,436 10/1/2016 the gay/transgender over-under re: a human beating off
spigot: NOW I CAN ASK: WHEN SPOCK BEATS OFF DOES HE CONSIDER IT THE 'LOGICAL' THING TO DO OR IS THAT HIS HUMAN SIDE GETTING IN THE WAY AND IF SO WHAT'S THE GAY/TRANSGENDER OVER-UNDER RE: A HUMAN BEATING OFF A VULCAN INSIDE THE SAME PERSON spigot: I WILL TAKE MY ANSWER RIGHT HERE AND NOW deuce: DON'T WAIT FOR THE TRANSLATION, ANSWER ME NOW pants: SEEMS LIKE THIS IS RIGHT UP DEUCE'S ALLEY (IF YOU KNOW WHWAT I MEAN: YOU DO) spigot: A CASE OF THE NOT-LISTENING
deuce
pants
spigot
#beating-off
#deuce-pants-spigot
#space-nuts-background
#star-trek
6,437 10/2/2016 who are you trying to fool anyway
spigot: --L======L'< CHOMP CHOMP BZZT deuce: SIGH THAT'S CLEARLY AN ASCII CROCODILE NOT AN ALLIGATOR deuce: WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO FOOL ANYWAY
deuce
spigot
#ascii-art
#deuce-spigot
#fraud
#sfw
#somber-deuce
#woodring-field-background
6,438 10/3/2016 the best laid plans
deuce: SO WE'RE AGREED THEN deuce: WE STRIKE AT DAWN dick: HOW ABOUT MAYBE 7:30, 7:45? THAT WAY I CAN HAVE SOME COFFEE & TAKE A DUMP (KNOCK ON WOOD) deuce: FINE, LET'S JUST CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF
deuce
dick
#deuce-dick
#military
#planning
#scheduling
6,439 10/4/2016 just out of reach
pants: DO I HAVE TO GET DRESSED TODAY/WEAR SHOES/SHAVE pants: CAN I JUST BATHROBE AND SLUMP IT ALL DAY pants: SHUFFLING INTO THE KITCHEN FOR COOKIES, PLOPPING INTO THE RECLINER pants: PISS JUG JUST OUT OF REACH pants: YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
pants
#bathrobe-of-pants
#cookies
#huffy-pants
#pants-solo
#piss-jug
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-room-background
#you-know-what-to-do
6,440 10/5/2016 all lined up
pants: DO I HAVE TO TAKE OFF MY SHIRT deuce: POSSIBLE spigot: FOLKS I'M ALL LINED UP TO NOT CARE ABOUT EITHER ONE OF YOU
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#folks
#high-res
#mountain-background
6,441 10/6/2016 try as he might
spigot: WELL I DISAGREE spigot: SEND spigot: SEND MESSAGE spigot: TEXT spigot: PORNOGRAPHY spigot: PORNOGRAPHY ON SCREEN spigot: PUT PORNOGRAPHY ON THE PORNOGRAPH spigot: SEND DICK PIC
spigot
#dick-pics
#mountain-background
#spigot-solo
6,442 10/7/2016 dig dug
pants: FIDDLESTICKS, A BROKEN DOWN BONER deuce: REJUVENATING IT pants: HURP HURP HURP HURP HURP (FIXING IT) deuce: FRYGAR pants: INFLATING IT deuce: BREATHING FIRE AND LICKING DICK
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dig-dug
#empty-auditorium-background
#video-games
#weird-pants-face
6,443 10/8/2016 important announcement
deuce: WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF TOUCH MY DICK
deuce
#announcement
#deuce-solo
#deucegrin
#dicks
#gay
#touching
#tugboat
#united-states
#urinal-background
6,444 10/9/2016 here he is
pants: THERE WAS A CHAP HIS NAME WAS BERT HE ATE THE BUTTONS OFF HIS SHIRT deuce: OKAY PEOPLE HERE I AM
deuce
pants
#bert
#buttons
#deuce-pants
#rhyming
#sfw
#shirt
#singing
#urinal-background
6,445 10/10/2016 frogs (toads, whatever, shut up)
deuce: I DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH FROGS YOU SEE(TOADS, WHATEVER, SHUT UP) net: I'M AFRAID TO JACK OFF deuce: T NET WHAT A PREDICAMENT net: T DEUCE MAYBE YOU CAN HELP ME
deuce
net
#deuce-net
#deucegrin
#frog
#toad
#urinal-background
6,446 10/11/2016 tux the penguin
deuce: I'M GOING TO GET MY NAME LEGALLY CHANGED TO TUX bung: I'M GOING TO STUFF A PLUSH TUX DOLL RIGHT UP YOU! deuce: WELL STUFF SOMETHING FOR CHRIST'S SAKE
bung
deuce
#bung-deuce
#linux
#stuffing
#tux
#urinal-background
6,447 10/12/2016 more info please
deuce: OKAY deuce: SO I TOOK A PICTURE OF MY ASSHOLE WITH MY NEW CAMERA deuce: STRANGELY ENOUGH I DID NOT LIKE WHAT I SAW deuce: (NOTHING IN IT) spigot: T DEUCE NOT LISTENING (spigot): MORE INFO PLEASE
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#urinal-background
#whisper
6,448 10/13/2016 the tyranny of the beatoff
deuce: FOLKS I'M JUST SAYING WE'VE ONLY GOT ONE WEEK TO REORGANIZE JERKCITY'S GOVERNMENTAL STRUCTURE NOW THAT THE TYRANT HAS FLED deuce: I'M NOT GOING TO LIE TO YOU: THE NEW LEADER WILL BE AT LEAST AS BAD AS THE LAST, BUT WE'LL BE HAPPY WITH CHANGE FOR ITS OWN SAKE FOR A WHILE
deuce
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#politics
#urinal-background
6,449 10/14/2016 it won't quit
deuce: GLHGAHLAGHLGAHLAG pants: OH YEAH pants: HALGHLAGHLAHGLAHGLAG pants: HOW ABOUT THAT deuce: IT'S SPREADING (GLHAHLGAHLGH) pants: HLAHGLAHGLAHGLUAHG pants: LORD GOD IT WON'T QUIT
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-stairs-background
6,450 10/15/2016 wake up
spigot: ARE YOU REALLY ASLEEP spigot: HIT HIM AGAIN
spigot
#ambien
#bonequest-hi-fi
#sfw
#sleep
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
6,451 10/16/2016 ambien dreamin'
pants: I WAS NEVER HERE deuce: IT WAS ALL AN AMBIEN DREAM
deuce
pants
#ambien
#deuce-pants
#dreams
#drugs
#sleep
#woodring-field-background
6,452 10/17/2016 can you just turn around
spigot: HONEY CAN YOU JUST TURN AROUND AND NOT LOOK AT KEEP THE CRYING DOWN pants: HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF I SAID DON'T LOOK
pants
spigot
#crying
#huffing
#pants-spigot
#typo
#woodring-field-background
6,453 10/18/2016 beat those muppets off then
deuce: GO TO BED pants: B-BUT deuce: I SAID pants: C'MON deuce: I SAID I DON'T WANNA HEAR NO MORE FAGGOT SHIT deuce: YOU GO BACK TO BED AND YOU DO IT GOOD SON pants: B-BUT MUPPETS ARE GOING TO EAT MY FACE AND MAYPOLE DANCE WITH MY INTESTINES deuce: BEAT THOSE MUPPETS OFF THEN pants: THEY HAVE TASTED BLOOD deuce: QUENCH THEIR FIRST AND BEAT THEM OFF pants: I WILL
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#grey-background
#muppets
#somber-deuce
#typo
6,454 10/19/2016 well played
spigot: AND NOW JUST ONE QUICK LOL BEFORE LICKING SOME DICKS spigot: _LOL_ spigot: GLKGLKGLKGLK deuce: WELL PLAYED
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#dicklicking
#drunk-deuce
#lol
#urinal-background
6,455 10/20/2016 don't eat that
spigot: PRIME GAPS ARE BOUNDED?????? WHAT ABOUT PRIME RIB deuce: PRIME NUMBERS ARE *NOT* DELICIOUS pants: MMM deuce: NO DON'T EAT THAT
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#math
#prime-numbers
#urinal-background
6,456 10/21/2016 bonk with the shovel and flump into the hole
spigot: T PANTS DID YOU EVER FIND OUT WHO ATE ALL THE COOKIES IN THE COOKIE DRAWER. spigot: *BONK* WITH THE SHOVEL AND *FLUMP* INTO THE HOLE SO THERE'S REALLY NO WAY WE CAN EVER KNOW FOR SURE
spigot
#cookie-caper
#cookie-drawer
#cookies
#hole
#murder
#physical-comedy
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
6,457 10/22/2016 the two happiest days in a man's life
spigot: THE TWO HAPPIEST DAYS IN A MAN'S LIFE ARE THE DAY HE BUYS HIS BOAT AND THE DAY HE LICKS A DICK pants: AND I'M ALL OUT OF BOATS
pants
spigot
#dicklicking
#json
#pants-spigot
#urinal-background
6,458 10/23/2016 round, sexy or rich, creamy
pants: T DEUCE PLEASE PICK FROM THE MENU deuce: T PANTS DON'T EVER USE THAT WORD AGAIN (THANK YOU)
deuce
pants
#california
#creamy
#deuce-pants
#mouthfeel
#photo
#rich
#round
#sexy
#urinal-background
#wine
6,459 10/24/2016 toilet brush emoji
spigot: TO WHOMEVER CONTRIBUTED THE TOILET BRUSH EMOJI, I SALUTE YOU spigot: ARE WE REALLY SAYING GAY WORDS LIKE EMOJI OR EMOTICON, OR CAN I JUST SAY ICON
spigot
#emoji
#emoticon
#gay
#spigot-solo
#toilet
#toilet-brush
#urinal-background
6,460 10/25/2016 :duck:
deuce: THERE'S NO FUCKING EMOJI FOR DUCKS
deuce
#conspiracy-duck
#deuce-solo
#emoji
#urinal-background
6,461 10/26/2016 her special day
spigot: PULLING THE BRIDE ASIDE ON HER SPECIAL DAY AND DISCREETLY SHOWING HER THE DOG SHIT I NEARLY STEPPED IN spigot: DON'T WANT TO CAUSE ANY DRAMA spigot: MAYBE JUST GIVE THIS DOG SHIT TO THE GROOM BECAUSE I CERTAINLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO THROW IT AWAY MYSELF
spigot
#dogshit
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
#wedding
6,462 10/27/2016 off to brunch
spigot: IS TODAY STILL A THING pants: I GUESS
pants
spigot
#apricot
#brunch
#pants-spigot
#planning
#scheduling
#sfw
#urinal-background
6,463 10/28/2016 internet of things
deuce: HACKING INTO YOUR THERMOSTAT AND MAKING YOU GAY pants: I CAN TAKE IT
deuce
pants
#rape
6,464 10/29/2016 executive decision time
deuce: WHERE ARE THE STRIPPERS deuce: OR: OH NO I HAVE DIARRHEA
deuce
#deuce-solo
#diarrhea
#drunk-deuce
#programming
#strippers
#urinal-background
6,465 10/30/2016 candy-seeking behavior
pants: DO YOU HAVE ANY CANDY FOR ME pants: POKING MY HEAD INTO YOUR WINDOW pants: HOWDY NEIGHBOR
pants
#candy
#pants-solo
#sfw
#urinal-background
6,466 10/31/2016 parking lot cosplay
pants: WHAT TIME IS OUR COSPLAY DINNER AND WHAT PARKING LOT WILL WE BE COSPLAYING IN deuce: NaN
deuce
pants
#cosplay
#deuce-pants
#lowercase
#nan
#nerd-culture
#parking-lot
#planning
#scheduling
#urinal-background
6,467 11/1/2016 covered in lint
pants: WE ARE FRIENDS (JUMPING, HUGGING) deuce: T PANTS DID I MISS PART OF THE CONVERSATION pants: T DEUCE IT YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO GET MY WIENER CLEANER THAN IT'S NOT GAY deuce: EWW pants: FOR EXAMPLE LET'S SAY IT IS COVERED IN LINT
deuce
pants
#afraid-deuce
#cleaning
#deuce-pants
#hugs
#lint
#not-gay
#typo
#urinal-background
#wiener
6,468 11/2/2016 what a wonderful world we live in
spigot: I SAT IN DOGSHIT
spigot
#dogshit
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
6,469 11/3/2016 a duel it shall be sir
pants: COCK(S) deuce: HOW DARE YOU deuce: YOU TAKE THAT BACK OR I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL (BY COCK STRANGLING) pants: A DUEL IT SHALL BE SIR (TROUSERS AROUND ANKLES) deuce: HBLHBLHBLHBHBLHBHBHBLHBHBLHBBLHBLHBLHBLBBLHBHB pants: GBLAGHBALGLUAHGBLAGHLABLAHGBLAGA
deuce
pants
#cocks
#deuce-pants
#duel
#huffy-pants
#urinal-background
6,470 11/4/2016 we have lost objective apples
pants: ARE YOU A MONSTER deuce: I'M MORE OF A STANDARD FLAWED HUMAN BEING deuce: WHO MURDERS BABIES deuce: I THINK THEY DESERVE IT BUT WHENEVER I TRY TO EXPLAIN MY REASONING IT JUST SOUNDS LIKE A QUIET SCREAM SO, Y'KNOW, JUST THE USUAL FLAWED HUMAN BEING pants: WE HAVE LOST OBJECTIVE APPLES
deuce
pants
#battlefield-1
#deuce-pants
#murder
#urinal-background
6,471 11/5/2016 bathroom caulking
spigot: BATHROOM CAULKING deuce: (SQUINT) DID YOU SPELL THAT WORD RIGHT
deuce
spigot
#bathroom
#caulking
#deuce-spigot
#spelling
#urinal-background
6,472 11/6/2016 enormous pride and fanfare
pants: T SPIGOT DO YOU HAVE A BIG HOME RIG OR DO YOU USE A HANDHELD spigot: I USE BOTH WITH ENORMOUS PRIDE AND FANFARE
pants
spigot
#ham-radio
#pants-spigot
#pride
#radio
#urinal-background
6,473 11/7/2016 something serious
spigot: T PANTS CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING SERIOUS pants: T SPIGOT IS THIS ABOUT THE GODDAMN COOKIE DRAWER spigot: NO
pants
spigot
#cookie-drawer
#cookies
#cronch
#huffy-pants
#pants-spigot
#serious
#urinal-background
6,474 11/8/2016 a bug that scares my friend
deuce: WHY IS "THE PRICE IS RIGHT" THEME SONG GOING THROUGH MY HEAD pants: A DONG deuce: A QUEER deuce: A FEMALE QUEER deuce: GAY deuce: A POCKET FULL OF COCK pants: :NOTES: deuce: BEE deuce: A BUG THAT SCARES MY FRIEND deuce: BAA deuce: THE SOUND THAT A SHEEP MAKES deuce: NOT EVEN TRYING TO RHYME pants: :MUSICAL_NOTE: pants: T DEUCE DICKS deuce: I DON'T BELIEVE THAT FOR A SECOND
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#do-re-mi
#drunk-deuce
#earworm
#emoji
#huffy-pants
#rhyming
#singing
#somber-deuce
#the-price-is-right
#the-sound-of-music
#urinal-background
#weird-pants-face
6,475 11/9/2016 inappropriate enthusiasm
deuce: T SPIGOT YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS GIBBOUS???? SPOILERS: MY DICK pants: HIS DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! INAPPROPRIATE ENTHUSIASM deuce: SHOVING
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#dick
#huffy-pants
#urinal-background
#zap
6,476 11/10/2016 all you have to do is
pants: BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP ME deuce: WHAT IF I (RESPECTFULLY) REFUSE
deuce
pants
#cheese
#deuce-pants
#dj-rapekit
#fannypacks
#newsradio
#sfw
#urinal-background
6,477 11/11/2016 better organize them
pants: T DEUCE DICKS deuce: I DON'T BELIEVE THAT FOR A SECOND pants: HOW DID THEY ALL GET SO MESSY pants: BETTER ORGANIZE THEM pants: <<<PRICKS>>> pants: SEE WHAT I MEAN
deuce
pants
#cancer
#deuce-pants
#dicks
#drunk-deuce
#pricks
#urinal-background
#weird-pants-face
6,478 11/12/2016 marsh-mallows
spigot: OKAY pants: SOBBING deuce: URINATING pants: SMOOSHING IT pants: LIKE MARSH-MALLOWS
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#ponk
#urinal-background
6,479 11/13/2016 the sound of the bus resigned
spigot: FSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS THE SOUND OF THE BUS RESIGNED TO PICK UP A WHEELCHAIR PERSON
spigot
#bus
#disabled
#handicap
#public-transit
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
#wheelchairs
6,480 11/14/2016 picture of a ghost toilet
ozone
#ghost
#picture
#toilet
6,481 11/15/2016 what next
pants: SOMETHING WONDERFUL
pants
#2010-odyssey-two
#pants-solo
#sfw
#urinal-background
6,482 11/18/2016 bi-probably
pants: T DEUCE IMPORTANT YOU SEE THIS pants: FILLER deuce: ARE YOU SERENADING ME AGAIN BECAUSE AS I'VE TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES THE ANSWER IS YES OH GOD YES BI-CURIOUS OR BI-CERTAIN pants: BI-MAYBE
deuce
pants
#bi
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#title-mismatch
#urinal-background
6,483 11/19/2016 grabapples and cowlicks
pants: +ANAL +"FIRST TIME" -AFFLECK [Obscured] -CLOONEY -PITT
pants
#anal
#behind-the-scenes
#first-time-anal
#pants-solo
#start-menu
#title-mismatch
#urinal-background
#windows
6,484 11/20/2016 he's been through so much
pants: DICKS!!!!!!!! LUAHGLUAHUGLAUHGLHAGLUAHALGHLGHL OW OW OW HLKAGHULAHGLAHGLHAGLHLAHLUGAG OW OW HULAGUHLAGHULUHALGHULAHUGA OW OW NOT LEARNING LUGHLAHGLUAHGLUAHLGG
pants
#dicks
#pants-solo
#urinal-background
6,485 11/21/2016 olive garden
pants: CAN WE GO TO OLIVE GARDEN spigot: IF WE PRACTICE AND REMAIN IN THE AGREED-UPON SOPRANOS CHARACDIBS ON GAY VITO pants: I CALL PAULIE deuce: HURRR MEADOW
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#minecraft
#olive-garden
#the-sopranos
#typo
#urinal-background
6,486 11/22/2016 gun bunnies
pants: THEN WE COULD RENAME IT GUN BUNNIES WITH OWEN WILSON AS FIVER AND BILL MURRAY AS BIGWIG
pants
#gark
#pants-solo
#reddit
#sfw
#title-mismatch
#urinal-background
#watership-down
6,487 11/23/2016 sql injections and malware
spigot: OLIVER STONE'S SNOWDEN (2016) JUST INFORMED ME SQL INJECTIONS AND MALWARE WILL TEAR OUR COUNTRY APART IN CYBERSPACE pants: WHEREAS JASON BOURNE (2016) INFORMED THAT SQL COULD BE USED TO CORRUPT A DATABASE
pants
spigot
#fat
#hacking
#jason-bourne
#matt-damon
#movies
#oliver-stone
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#snowden
#sql
#urinal-background
6,488 11/24/2016 any second now
spigot: ANY SECOND NOW MY ASHTRAY WITH CORK KNOCKER IS GOING TO SHOW UP
spigot
#amazon
#ashtray
#frog
#marijuana
#spigot-solo
#trinkets
#urinal-background
6,489 11/25/2016 a baby changing station
spigot: IF I SEE A BABY CHANGING STATION IN ANY OF MY MEN'S ROOMS I'M GOING TO TAKE AIM AND SPLURK OR SPLORK OUT A SPLUTTERY SHIT WITH A LOT OF FANFARE deuce: HOW DO YOU AIM A SHIT deuce: IT JUST KIND OF FALLS/SPRAYS WHERE IT WANTS spigot: CHRIST JESUS YOU'VE HAD 40+ YEARS TO LEARN THOSE SECRETS
deuce
spigot
#christ-jesus
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#secrets
#shit
#targeted-shitting
#urinal-background
6,490 11/26/2016 shore leave
pants: SHORE LEAVE IS GONNA BE AWESOME pants: I'M GONNA MEET SOME BROADS AT A GIN JOINT deuce: SMEARING pants: BRING THE WAR BACK HOME
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#navy
#urinal-background
6,491 11/27/2016 overlapping circles
deuce: TRIANGULATING YOUR GAYNESS deuce: GAYNESS FOUND
deuce
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#gay
#modem
#no-carrier
#urinal-background
6,492 11/28/2016 two to three is standard
pants: JACK ME OFF UNTIL I CAN'T SEE pants: ABOUT 4 MINS WORTH pants: AYUH deuce: 2-3 IS STANDARD
deuce
pants
#ayuh
#blindness
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#jacking-off
#masturbation
#scheduling
#timing
#white-background
6,493 11/29/2016 bugger ye all
deuce: JERKCITY SUCKS!!! pants: WIENER BUDDIES pants: MY BUG OUT KIT CONSISTS OF A PUNCHING FIST AND A BEATOFF MAG pants: DUCK OR COVER pants: EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE FINE pants: BUGGER YE ALL pants: DON'T DEAD OPEN INSIDE pants: THE END IS EXTREMELY FUCKING NIGH deuce: NO WORDS pants: YOU'LL LOVE IT AT LEVITZ deuce: JESUS CHRIST SHUT UP
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#levitz
#survivalism
#the-walking-dead
#urinal-background
#weird-pants-face
6,494 11/30/2016 lies (all lies)
pants: OKAY I GOTTA BE HONEST THIS IS MY SECOND TIME ANAL
pants
#anal
#coy-pants
#pants-solo
#porn
#urinal-background
6,495 12/1/2016 chalk outline
spigot: THE QUEERS WERE JUST HERE spigot: THIS SEAT IS STILL WARM spigot: I'M GOING TO DRAW A CHALK OUTLINE AROUND WHERE THE TOILET PAPER WAS PUSHED OUT OF THE GLORYHOLE
spigot
#chrispbs
#glory-hole
#investigation
#irc
#mystery
#queer
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
6,496 12/2/2016 i don't think i like you much
deuce: T SPIGOT I DON'T THINK I LIKE YOU MUCH : SPIGOT HANDS DEUCE A FLOWER
deuce
spigot
#caption
#deuce-spigot
#minecraft
#minecraft-background
#no-greytext
#sfw
6,497 12/3/2016 as you think i am
pants: I'M A LAFF RIOT spigot: LITTLE MISS SPIGOT pants: I AM NOT AS GAY AS YOU THINK I AM .(spigot): HOME TO JERK (SERIOUSLY) pants: (I AM GAYER)
pants
spigot
#gay-contest
#gayness
#jerking
#pants-spigot
#urinal-background
#whisper
6,498 12/4/2016 when you get in tomorrow
spigot: NUTS spigot: OH YOU'RE GONE spigot: WE'LL PICK THIS UP WHEN YOU GET IN TOMORROW
spigot
#bong
#nuts
#nuts-of-spigot
#planning
#scheduling
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
6,499 12/6/2016 buh dicks
deuce: BUH DICKS spigot: I HEAR THAT AND RAISE YOU FOUR PRICKS deuce: BUH DICKS (NOW FIVE PRICKS TO YOU)
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#poker
#urinal-background
6,500 12/7/2016 last day for jerksocks
spigot: MAYBE INSTEAD OF SOCKS WE JERKCITY UP SOME CUSTOM SPANX AND MAKE THIS COUNTRY PRESENTABLE pants: WHATEVER MAKES IT OBVIOUS I'M CIRCUMCISED spigot: YES IT'S PANTS ON AN ENORMOUS PADDED BRA, JUST WEAR IT pants: WAS RE: SPOCK IN SEASON 1 EPISODE 4 pants: ^ DEUCEBAIT spigot: JERKCITY PAJAMAS!!!!!!!!! HOW ABOUT JERKCITY WORK BOOTS AND A SILVER MONEY CLIP pants: HARDHATS AND MANBELTS deuce: T PANTS SIGH!!!!!! SPOCK'S BRAIN WAS IN SEASON 3 pants: YOU'VE BEEN DEUCEBAITED
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#deucebait
#fag-trap
#grabapples
#grey-background
#hardhats
#huffy-pants
#jerksocks
#manbelts
#somber-deuce
#star-trek
#was-re
#weird-pants-face
6,501 12/8/2016 repeat: there's a donkey
deuce: THERE'S A DONKEY deuce: REPEAT: THERE'S A DONKEY pants: WHAT pants: I MEAN, WHAT deuce: IN THE NEW SERVER, ON THE MAIN BRIDGE deuce: A DONKEY pants: ARE YOU SURE IT'S NOT A NEW HORSE deuce: IT'S A DONKEY AND DAT'S DAT pants: WHAT A WORLD deuce: IT'S BRAYING LIKE A DONKEY, SO NOT A HORSE deuce: BUT YOU CAN RIDE IT pants: DOWN THE CANYON WE GO
deuce
pants
#canyon
#deuce-pants
#donkey
#drunk-deuce
#horse
#huffy-pants
#minecraft
#minecraft-background
#not-horse
#sfw
#weird-pants-face
6,502 12/9/2016 apple ][ forever
pants: I FINGERED LAURA PALMER
pants
#apple-ii
#high-res
#pants-solo
#twin-peaks
#woodring-stairs-background
6,503 12/10/2016 the notion of albert brooks
pants: I LIKE THE NOTION OF ALBERT BROOKS BUT NOT NECESSARILY ALBERT BROOKS IN PRACTICE deuce: THE ABSTRACT CONCEPT OF pants: HAVING HIM AVAILABLE BUT NOT USING HIM deuce: KEEPING HIM ON THE BENCH spigot: THE FUCK IS EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT
deuce
pants
spigot
#albert-brooks
#deuce-pants-spigot
#mountain-background
6,504 12/11/2016 does this ascot scarf make me look fruity
pants: DOES THIS ASCOT SCARF MAKE ME LOOK FRUITY spigot: YOU CAN JUST SAY "ASCOT" pants: BUT WHAT OF ASCOT TIES
pants
spigot
#fashion
#null
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
6,505 12/12/2016 smart tv
spigot: {{{{ SMART }}}}} THERMOSTATS spigot: I'M BORED / TURN THE TV ON / WIPE MY KNOBS spigot: {{{{{ SMART }}}}} TV spigot: HERE'S YOU BEATING OFF ON THURSDAY (ALL SCREENS THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE)
spigot
#artificial-intelligence
#beating-off
#internet-of-things
#privacy
#spigot-points
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
6,506 12/13/2016 pot pie
deuce: EOBS (END OF BEATOFF SESSIONS) deuce: ALSO A LITTLE DISAPPOINTED "BEATOFF" IS NOT IN MY DICTIONARY pants: DID YOU MEAN "BAKEOFF"? pants: BETTER GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN pants: WHERE'S MY CHICKEN POT PIE deuce: UP ME pants: WHERE'S MY TURKEY POT PIE deuce: UNDEFINED pants: WHERE'S MY CLAM CHOWDER POT PIE pants: WHERE IS IT pants: WHERESIT pants: C'MON deuce: IN THIS FRESHLY-DUG GRAVE (IGNORE THE SHOVELS NEARBY WAITING TO BONK YOU ON THE HEAD)
deuce
pants
#autocorrect
#beating-off
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#weird-pants-face
#white-background
6,507 12/14/2016 two dudes doin' it
deuce: HURRAY deuce: TAKING A SHOWER deuce: READY pants: OMW pants: COME DOWN
deuce
pants
#a-love-story
#bonequest-hi-fi
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#huffy-pants
#sfw
#shower
#title-mismatch
#urinal-background
6,508 12/15/2016 the rules of love
pants: CAN ANYTHING BE BUTTFUCKED OR DOES THE THING HAVE TO HAVE A BUTT pants: I HAVE QUESTIONS deuce: ANYTHING deuce: YOU CAN BUTTFUCK A ROCK deuce: A SMOOTH, ROUND ROCK (WITHOUT A BUTT) pants: WHAT ABOUT A MAN SUCH AS MYSELF deuce: ANYTHING
deuce
pants
#anal
#black-background
#buttfucking
#deuce-pants
#geology
#rocks
6,509 12/16/2016 never mind
pants: SO IF I'M FUCKING A FISH AND pants: NEVERMIND, JUST ANSWERED MY OWN QUESTION
pants
#bestiality
#black-background
#pants-solo
6,510 12/17/2016 perfect silence forever
deuce: FILLING IT WITH FOAM pants: FOOOOOOOOOMPH PERFECT SILENCE FOREVER
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#foam
#foomph
#high-res
#mousehole
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
6,511 12/18/2016 let's light this candle
deuce: LET'S LIGHT THIS CANDLE deuce: BEEP THIS HORN deuce: TOGGLE THIS FROG
deuce
#deuce-solo
#frog
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
6,512 12/22/2016 the archduke had it coming
deuce: STOP MURDERING AMBASSADORS pants: NEVER
deuce
pants
#ambassador
#assassination
#current-events
#deuce-pants
#huffy-pants
#russia
#sfw
#taco-bell
#turkey
#white-background
6,513 12/23/2016 ahem
pants: *AHEM* I DIDN'T GO TO MEDICAL SCHOOL FOR 8 YEARS TO BE CALLED MISTER DEMENTO
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#dr-demento
#high-res
#huffy-pants
#radio
#sfw
#urinal-background
6,514 12/24/2016 baby shoes
pants: T DEUCE PUTTING A BABY SHOE ON MY DONG deuce: WHY NOT A SOCK (OLD SCHOOL) pants: IT'LL FALL OFF (SMALL DICK SYNDROME) deuce: YOUR DICK IS A STOCKING STUFFER pants: TOUCHING COAL
deuce
pants
#christmas
#deuce-pants
#deucegrin
#drunk-deuce
#gark
#huffy-pants
#piss-trough-background
#sock
#weird-pants-face
6,515 12/25/2016 daylight savings time
spigot: CHRIST JESUS IT'S 2PM AND PITCH BLACK OUTSIDE spigot: T PANTS IS THE GLOOMY/DARK DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME CASTING A WEIRD PALL OVER JERKCITY spigot: GONNA TALK TO GIANNA MICHAELS ABOUT THIS spigot: *BURK* DONE spigot: SHE WAS NOT HOME
pants
spigot
#christ-jesus
#christmas
#christmas-tree-lights
#pants-spigot
#porn
#socks
#urinal-background
#weird-pants-face
6,516 12/26/2016 problematic and proud
pants: I'M PROBLEMATIC deuce: TOTES pants: ALEPPO IS A DOG FOOD RIGHT
deuce
pants
#butt-stuff
#current-events
#deuce-pants
#deucegrin
#drunk-deuce
#gary-johnson
#nuggh
#white-background
6,517 12/27/2016 nerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrds
deuce: THE NATTERING NABOBS OF THE NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS
deuce
#alliteration
#deuce-solo
#nabob
#nerds
#spiro-agnew
#whitespace
#woodring-field-background
6,518 12/28/2016 pocket dicks
pants: T DEUCE DICKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I PUT THEM IN MY POCKET deuce: POCKET DICKS
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#mountain-background
#pocket-dicks
#single-panel
6,519 12/29/2016 john glenn or glenda
spigot: *IT'S* A LIE spigot: NOTE HOW THE ICE CREAM SANDWICH WHEN VIEWED TOP-DOWN IS A MOON, BUT FROM THE SIDE PROVES THE MOON IS FLAT deuce: YOU'RE TALKIN' CRAZY TALK dick: JOHN GLENN OR GLENDA
deuce
dick
spigot
#conspiracy
#deuce-dick-spigot
#glory-hole
#john-glenn
#moon
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
6,520 12/30/2016 like a turkey
deuce: HURRR pants: HORMPTH deuce: SHOVED INTO THE TOILET LIKE A TURKEY pants: LITTLE LEGS POKING OUT, KICKING INEFFECTIVELY deuce: THE TURKEY IS DEAD pants: YOU ARE THE TURKEY
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#null
#urinal-background
#weird-pants-face
6,521 12/31/2016 i don't speak klingon
pants: I DON'T SPEAK UH WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE SPEAKING deuce: KLINGON pants: RIGHT pants: THAT'S TOTALLY THE ONE I DON'T SPEAK-EE deuce: HURRRRRR SQUEEZING OUT A POO
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#huffy-pants
#klingon
#poo
#sfw
#star-trek
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-stairs-background

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