BONEQUEST

EPISODES: 2009

No. Date   Title / Dialog Players Tags
3,713 1/1/2009 private stash
net: I'VE GOT GAY WHO WANTS SOME deuce: T NET CAN YOU SPARE IT ?!?!?! net: I'VE GOT A WHOLE LOT MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM (net): THIS IS FROM MY PRIVATE STASH
deuce
net
#deuce-net
#gay
#stash
#urinal-background
3,714 1/2/2009 all the queer protocols
spigot: TAKE THE GAY TRAIN spigot: ONLY IF YOU'RE FAMILIAR WITH ALL THE QUEER PROTOCOLS spigot: LEFT POCKET RIGHT POCKET BLUE HANKY BROWN HANKY IT'S ALL SO COMPLICATED
spigot
#gay-code
#hanky-code
#queer-protocols
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
3,715 1/3/2009 can-do
spigot: THAT'S A COCKADOODLE CAN-DO spigot: <!-- BEGIN HIDING SPIGOT FROM NON-JAVASCRIPT ENABLED BROWSER>/HREF
spigot
#can-do
#html
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
3,716 1/4/2009 buffering
spigot: BUFFERING spigot: 75% spigot: 90% spigot: 99% spigot: F A G
spigot
#blue-background
#spigot-solo
#suspense
3,717 1/5/2009 no ident response
spigot: SOME KIND OF CLAMP SQUEEZING AND STUFFING MY BALLS INTO AN ENVELOPE AND MAILING MYSELF BACK TO JERKCITY ANONYMOUSLY pants: 4000 FOLLOWERS TREAT pants: *** NO IDENT RESPONSE
pants
spigot
#clamping
#identd
#nuts-of-spigot
#pants-spigot
#unix
#woodring-field-background
3,718 1/6/2009 i said would you
deuce: LOOK AT ME AND MY SWEATY BALLS WOULD YOU deuce: I SAID WOULD YOU pants: I AM TRYING BUT YOU ARE PULLING MY HAIR
deuce
pants
#balls
#deuce-pants
#green-background
3,719 1/7/2009 excitement and spurt
spigot: I'M A GAUSSIAN BLUR spigot: HURRRRRRRR MY WHOLE NUTS AND FACE ARE A BIG BLURRY FLURRY OF EXCITEMENT AND SPURT spigot: VIRTUAL CRAPFEST
spigot
#nuts-of-spigot
#photoshop
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
3,720 1/8/2009 goodnight mouth
pants: GOODNIGHT MOUTH pants: PUTTING YOU TO REST FOR AN HOUR SO YOU DO NOT OVERHEAT ON ME AGAIN pants: JUST pants: THAT pants: GAY
pants
#deja-vu
#gay
#goodnight-moon
#mouth
#mouth-of-pants
#pants-solo
#urinbal-background
#weird-pants-face
3,721 1/9/2009 holy god
pants: IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE THAT COLOR deuce: HOLY GOD
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#holy-god
#urinal-background
3,722 1/10/2009 today's content
spigot: TODAY'S CONTENT IS ALL ABOUT MY GOLDEN LOCKS OF FAGGOTY HAIR AND HOW FAT MY GIRLFRIEND AND ALSO A NEW WORK OF FILK I LIKE TO CALL STAIRWAY TO BLAKE'S SEVEN pants: HEAD NOW PLEASE
pants
spigot
#filk
#filking
#head
#mouse-cursor
#pants-spigot
#woodring-stairs-background
3,723 1/11/2009 the gift of laughter
deuce: HURRAY FOR THE GIFT OF LAUGHTER spigot: ANNE FRANK
deuce
spigot
#anne-frank
#deuce-spigot
#single-panel
#woodring-field-background
3,724 1/12/2009 the luckiest man alive
deuce: (THROWN) OH THANK GOD I'M THE LUCKIEST MAN ALI (CRUSHED)
deuce
#deuce-solo
#green-background
#null
3,725 1/13/2009 was re: get the fuck out
spigot: SUBJECT: WE'RE LETTING YOU GO spigot: SUBJECT: YOU'RE FIRED spigot: SUBJECT: SERIOUSLY, GET OUT
spigot
#email
#fired
#spigot-solo
#was-re
#woodring-field-background
3,726 1/14/2009 any form of conversation
spigot: T DEUCE IN ASIAN CULTURES IT'S CONSIDERED A SIGN OF RESPECT TO DRIVE TO SF AND HAND ME THE BONG THAT FELL OUT THE WINDOW spigot: AND THEN DRIVE BACK WITHOUT ASKING FOR A BEVERAGE spigot: OR ANY FORM OF CONVERSATION
deuce
spigot
#bay-area
#bong
#deuce-spigot
#marijuana
#san-francisco
#woodring-field-background
3,727 1/15/2009 making hamburgers
bung: SHHH, HERE COMES DAD bung: BUH bung: HOLD THE DOG STILL OR I'LL NEVER CUM deuce: MAKING HUMBURGERS PEOPLE
bung
deuce
#bestiality
#bung-deuce
#hamburger
#woodring-field-background
3,728 1/16/2009 all about [spigot's] nuts
spigot: KISS MY NUTS spigot: THEN KISS MY NUTS spigot: THEN KISS MY NUTS AGAIN deuce: IT'S ALL ABOUT NUTS WITH YOU
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#nuts
#nuts-of-spigot
#woodring-stairs-background
3,729 1/17/2009 gay music
deuce: HI pants: HI pants: ARE WE TWO FAGS OR WHAT deuce: CUE GAY MUSIC
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#woodring-stairs-background
3,730 1/18/2009 always room for dick
pants: LOOK AT ALL THE FUCKING FAGGOTS pants: WORD UP SHITHEADS ozone: ANYONE WANT TO GO OUT FOR DICK OR DID YOU ALL GET DICK EARLIER WITHOUT ME pants: THERE'S ALWAYS ROOM FOR DICK ozone: I WANT LEMON
ozone
pants
#dicks
#faggots
#lemon
#ozone-pants
#woodring-stairs-background
3,731 1/19/2009 weight problem
deuce: HOW DO ALL OF THESE SPAMMERS KNOW THAT I HAVE A WEIGHT PROBLEM AND DESPERATELY WANT TO SHED THOSE POUNDS pants: AMAZING THAT
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#sfw
#urinal-background
3,732 1/20/2009 those were the days
spigot: T PANTS REMEMBER WHEN WE LIVED TOGETHER AND SHARED THE TOILET AND OUR STREAMS OF PISS MADE AN "X" pants: T SPIGOT YOU'RE MAKING ME CRY
pants
spigot
#crossing-streams
#pants-spigot
#piss
#urinal-background
3,733 1/21/2009 i got piss on me
spigot: DOSES PEOPLE spigot: I'M JERKING ON MY BONER spigot: I'M PISSING IN MY FACE pants: YUCK deuce: I GOT PISS ON ME
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#mouse-cursor
#piss
#urinal-background
#watersports
3,734 1/22/2009 need s/n
spigot: WHY WOULD I RUN GIMP WHEN I'VE GOT BANNERMANIA RIGHT HERE spigot: T PANTS NEED S/N
pants
spigot
#bannermania
#deuce-spigot
#gimp
#green-background
#pants-spigot
#piracy
#spigot-points
#unix
3,735 1/23/2009 specific instructions
spigot: CHOKING ME spigot: SHOVING HOT DOGS INTO MY MOUTH spigot: LEAVING ME FOR DEAD BEHIND THE 7-11
spigot
#choking
#green-background
#hot-dogs
#spigot-solo
3,736 1/24/2009 first make an o
spigot: YAY HERE'S THE PORN spigot: HUBLAHAHBALHBL DICKS FOR ME pants: HUBLAHAHBALHBL pants: I KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE THAT pants: FIRST MAKE AN O pants: SLJKDFHSKDFHKSDJFHSKJDFHKSJDFHKSDFHS(D*FHISDF GOD HELP ASNLDKFJLSDFJ
pants
spigot
#dicklicking
#pants-spigot
#porn
3,737 1/25/2009 bonjour
spigot: BONJOUR spigot: I'M PIERRE THE FRENCH DICKLICKER!!!!!!!!! spigot: WHY WOULD I LIE ABOUT THAT
spigot
#dicklicker
#dicklicking
#french
#spigot-solo
3,738 1/26/2009 yes we can
spigot: FOLKS IT'S A NEW DAY IN AMERICA spigot: SHOVING A SLEEVE OF FIG NEWTONS INTO MY MOUTH LIKE A WOODCHIPPER
spigot
#bonequest-hi-fi
#fig-newtons
#folks
#mouse-cursor
#obama
#sfw
#snacks
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
3,739 1/27/2009 any fags around
bung: ANY FAGS AROUND spigot: MY HAND IS UP
bung
spigot
#bung-spigot
#gay
#urinal-background
3,740 1/28/2009 where is the love
deuce: WHERE IS THE LOVE (pants): RIGHT HERE pants: CUPPED IN MY HANDS
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#love
#sfw
#urinal-background
#whisper
3,741 1/29/2009 hurmph urmph
spigot: HURMPH spigot: URMPH spigot: I AM FALLING DOWN THE ESCALATOR
spigot
#physical-comedy
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
3,742 1/30/2009 in the face
spigot: SERIOUSLY APPRECIATIVE OF THE WAY YOU TOOK IT IN THE FACE OVER LABOR DAY spigot: OR DO I MEAN UP THE FACE spigot: WHICHEVER
spigot
#holiday
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
3,743 1/31/2009 bikini zone
pants: LET'S SMUGGLE THINGS IN AND OUT OF EACH OTHER pants: CONTAINS NO APPLE JUICE deuce: BIKINI ZONE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#piss
#urinal-background
3,744 2/1/2009 half mast
pants: I CONSIDER THIS TO BE ALL THE WAY ERECT pants: HALF MAST deuce: I WANT A REFUND OF ALL THE JIZZ I'VE DEPOSITED IN YOU pants: DOWNSIZING FAST
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#jizz
#urinal-background
3,745 2/2/2009 no way to behave
spigot: THAT'S NO WAY TO BEHAVE spigot: HUHHHHHH spigot: PRICKASAURUS FACE
spigot
#dinosaurs
#mouse-cursor
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
3,746 2/3/2009 downtime
deuce: THE NAMESERVER'S DOWN SO I'M STRANDED deuce: SOMEBODY HOLD ME
deuce
#deuce-solo
#dns
#sfw
#urinal-background
3,747 2/4/2009 line 'em up
pants: DORK FARM pants: LET'S GO pants: LINE UP
pants
#farm
#pants-solo
#sfw
#urinal-background
3,748 2/5/2009 so hard right now
deuce: WHY AM I SO HARD RIGHT NOW deuce: UNCOMFORTABLE SILENCE
deuce
#deuce-solo
#urinal-background
3,749 2/6/2009 picture of a mug
: Dick
pants
#dick
#hi-fi
#mug
#picture
3,750 2/7/2009 your purpose in life
deuce: YOU ARE FODDER FOR THE BEATING deuce: THAT IS WHY GOD MADE YOU deuce: THAT IS YOUR PURPOSE IN LIFE deuce: TO BE ON THE RECEIVING END OF PUNCHES AND KICKS
deuce
#destiny
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#filler-panel
#urinal-background
#violence
3,751 2/8/2009 together after school
spigot: LET'S POO TOGETHER AFTER SCHOOL spigot: PLEASE
spigot
#angry-panel
#bonequest-hi-fi
#friends
#poo
#scheduling
#school
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
3,752 2/9/2009 serious attitude problem
pants: EXPLODES deuce: SOMEONE'S GOT A SERIOUS ATTITUDE PROBLEM deuce: AND THIS TIME IT'S NOT ME
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
3,753 2/10/2009 here i am
deuce: HERE YOU ARE deuce: AND HERE I AM spigot: UH deuce: LA LA LA LA
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#sfw
#urinal-background
3,754 2/11/2009 gayer than you
pants: I AM GAYER THAN YOU SIR deuce: PROBABLY
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#gay
#gay-contest
#urinal-background
3,755 2/12/2009 doesn't like this much
pants: GGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR pants: NUUUUUUUUUUHGH BRACING MYSELF AND FAILING pants: NUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH NOT LIKING THIS MUCH
pants
#greytext
#nuggh
#pants-solo
#sfw
#urinal-background
3,756 2/13/2009 all the way around
pants: FATSOS LIKE MYSELF DO NOT ENJOY THE HEAT deuce: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM pants: THEREFORE WE MELT, BLOAT UP, EXPLODE deuce: I LIKE DICK pants: JUST A BAD IDEA ALL THE WAY AROUND
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dick
#fat
#fatness
#urinal-background
3,757 2/14/2009 the latter
spigot: SHOULD IT BE "CHRISTMASSY" OR "CHRISTMASY" deuce: THE LATTER I THINK
deuce
spigot
#christmas
#deuce-spigot
#sfw
#urinal-background
3,758 2/15/2009 pledge break
spigot: BUHHHHH HUHHHH spigot: PLEDGE BREAK spigot: DOCTOR WHO MARATHON
spigot
#dr-who
#pbs
#pledge
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
3,759 2/16/2009 swift and painful justice
spigot: I'M GOING TO CLEAN YOU AND RAPE YOU deuce: ARE YOU AWARE MY HUGE COCK IS COMING TO INVOKE SWIFT AND PAINFUL JUSTICE
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#rape
3,760 2/17/2009 opt-out
spigot: CAN I OPT-OUT OF THE MANDATORY HIV TEST
spigot
#aids
#hiv
#mouse-cursor
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
3,761 2/18/2009 need to lick
deuce: CAN WE LICK OR WHAT deuce: THEN CAN WE START PLEASE pants: I THINK SO YES deuce: I AM NOT TRYING TO BE PUSHY I JUST NEED SOMETHING LICKED, NEED TO LICK
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
3,762 2/19/2009 holy good christ above
deuce: HOLY GOOD CHRIST ABOVE spigot: EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP WITH A HEADACHE AND A DAMP ASS
deuce
spigot
#christ
#damp-ass
#deuce-spigot
#urinal-background
3,763 2/20/2009 pussy in the well
pants: PUSSY IN THE WELL pants: PUTT PUTT PUTT PUTT MOTORBOAT NOISES pants: WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE
pants
#coffee
#funloving-nonsense
#pants-solo
#pussy
#putt
#urinal-background
3,764 2/21/2009 wondering why
pants: GRINDING AGAINST YOU pants: PAIN AND VIOLENCE pants: CRACKING YOUR SKULL THEN MOUTH-FUCKING YOU AND WONDERING WHY MY DICK IS BURNING
pants
#huffy-pants
#pants-solo
#urinal-background
#violence
3,765 2/22/2009 what the hell man
spigot: HOMPH HOMPH ANGELS IN THE OUTFIELD HOMPH HOMPH LION KING
spigot
#disney
#eating
#film
#homph
#mouse-cursor
#movies
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
3,766 2/23/2009 running to the toilet
spigot: SQURLTLGRLGLGRLRGLRLGLRGLRGRLGRL CARPET deuce: RUNNING TO THE TOILET
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#incontinence
#toilet
3,767 2/24/2009 all right fine
spigot: PLEASE PATH THE HUGE MOUTH pants: CAN'T I JUST JOIN THE JERKCITY FACEBOOK GROUP AND LEAVE IT AT THAT pants: ALL RIGHT FINE pants: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH HUGE GAY MOUTH
pants
spigot
#mouth
#mouth-of-pants
#pants-spigot
3,768 2/25/2009 just a pervert
deuce: GANGLY WET STREAMS OF URINE spigot: DOES LIKING THAT MAKE ME GAY OR JUST A PERVERT
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#gay-theory
#urinal-background
#urine
3,769 2/26/2009 you are soaping me
spigot: MAKE 'EM LAUGH spigot: HURBLE DURLBE / GURBLE FURGLE / MAKE 'EM LAUGH spigot: YOU ARE SOAPING ME
spigot
#donald-oconnor
#gay
#singin-in-the-rain
#singing
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
3,770 2/27/2009 the goal
spigot: IS THE GOAL TO LICK MY DICK???????????? spigot: I AM SERIOUSLY ASKING FOR HELP spigot: I HAVE AIDS
spigot
#aids
#dicklicking
#help
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
3,771 2/28/2009 based on my experience
deuce: QUEER FOR ABUSE deuce: I THINK I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS pants: I DON'T THINK YOU DO pants: BASED ON MY EXPERIENCE WITH YOUR BONER
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#urinal-background
3,772 3/1/2009 to what
spigot: FOLKS YOU SAID YOU HAD TICKETS TO BURNING MAN deuce: TO WHAT spigot: TO THE CRAPPER
deuce
spigot
#burning-man
#deuce-spigot
#folks
#toilet
#urinal-background
3,773 3/2/2009 giving up
spigot: GIVING UP spigot: GIVING UP spigot: REALLY GIVING UP deuce: HOLD ME AND WE SHALL CONSUMMATE OUR RELATIONSHIP
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#giving-up
#mouse-cursor
#urinal-background
3,774 3/3/2009 somehow
deuce: HOW COME MY BUSINESS CARDS SAY CHIEF MASTURBATOR pants: EATING MY OWN DICK SOMEHOW
deuce
pants
#chief
#chief-masturbator
#deuce-pants
#dickeating
#jerking
#masturbation
#urinal-background
3,775 3/4/2009 in that order
spigot: LET'S ALL GET HIGH AND THEN GAY deuce: RRRRRRRRR
deuce
spigot
#be-gay-with-me
#deuce-spigot
#marijuana
3,776 3/5/2009 i don't get you
spigot: IT FEELS LIKE YOUR HAND IS DOWN MY PANTS spigot: AND YOU ARE GROPING AND SQUEEZING AND PINCHING spigot: HURTING deuce: T SPIGOT I DON'T GET YOU
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#molestation
#urinal-background
3,777 3/6/2009 in which spigot bonks his head
spigot: I BONKED MY HEAD
spigot
#physical-comedy
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#urinal-bckround
3,778 3/7/2009 more whores
pants: WHORES pants: WE NEED MORE WHORES deuce: AGREED deuce: NOW SUCK ON MY FAT WANG
deuce
pants
#cocksucking
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#urinal-background
#whores
3,779 3/8/2009 update the table
deuce: I HAVE BURNED OFF MY FACE/ASS spigot: I WILL EMAIL THE SYSADMIN AND ASK HIM TO UPDATE THE TABLE
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#dickparmesan
#urinal-background
3,780 3/9/2009 all a-twitter
deuce: WHO'S GOING TO LICK MY DICK pants: I NOMINATE WALTER MONDALE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dicklicking
#politics
#twitter
#urinal-background
#walter-mondale
3,781 3/10/2009 it is happening again
pants: MMMMMMMMMMMMMM deuce: ELECTROCUTED
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#sfw
#urinal-background
3,782 3/11/2009 fate of the world
deuce: I'D BETTER JERK OFF JUST TO BE SAFE atandt: GOOD CALL deuce: AFTER ALL THE FATE OF THE WORLD RESTS IN THE BALANCE atandt: YOUR JERK WILL MAKE OR BREAK US
atandt
deuce
#atandt-deuce-disconnect
#jerking
#lapland
#somber-deuce
#woodring-field-background
3,783 3/12/2009 the church, the steeple
spigot: HERE'S THE CHURCH AND HERE'S THE STEEPLE AND HERE'S MY CATS EATING A POUND OF FIDDLE FADDLE
spigot
#cats
#fiddle-faddle
#giant-greytext
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
3,784 3/13/2009 unlocked
spigot: GOOD LORD I NEED A TOWEL pants: IT'S UNLOCKED spigot: TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP pants: I SAID IT'S UNLOCKED spigot: BAM BAM BAM BAM HEAD PEOPLE
pants
spigot
#huffy-pants
#moo
#pants-spigot
#physical-comedy
#towel
#urinal-background
3,785 3/14/2009 chapter one
pants: LEARNING ABOUT BONERS pants: CHAPTER ONE "THEY GO IN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH" spigot: THE END deuce: SIR NO WAIT
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#mouse-cursor
#mouth
#urinal-background
3,786 3/15/2009 team work
spigot: MULTIPLE COUNTS OF CHILD MOLESTATION spigot: TEAMWORK
spigot
#child-molestation
#spigot-solo
#teamwork
#urinal-background
3,787 3/16/2009 huhhhhhhhhhhhh
pants: THE COURT OF THE CRIMSON COCK pants: HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
pants
#bonequest-hd
#king-crimson
#pants-solo
#prog-rock
3,788 3/17/2009 okay tonight
pants: POOR BERNIE MADOFF deuce: I HOPE HE'S OKAY TONIGHT
deuce
pants
#bernie-madoff
#deuce-pants
#sfw
3,789 3/18/2009 strut my stuff
pants: OKAY JUST WANTED TO STRUT MY STUFF pants: LIKE A GAY MALE ON DISPLAY pants: BYE NOW
pants
#gay
#on-display
#pants-solo
#urinal-background
3,790 3/19/2009 the big big city
spigot: CHUBBY TOP SEEKS PISS PAL FOR SCRUBBING pants: YOU'VE BEEN UP IN THE BIG BIG CITY FOR TOO LONG spigot: T PANTS OR NOT LONG ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pants
spigot
#chubby
#pants-spigot
#piss
#urinal-background
3,791 3/20/2009 marvel or dc
spigot: IS THE GOD HATES FAGS GUY MARVEL OR DC deuce: I THINK THAT'S THE BIBLE
spigot
#bible
#comics
#deuce-spigot
#urinal-background
3,792 3/21/2009 all at once
deuce: COULD EVERYONE JUST STROKE ME OR WHAT pants: ALL AT ONCE ?????????????????????????? OKAY
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
3,793 3/22/2009 more like my mouth
pants: MY MOUTH IS BORED (spigot): WHY CAN'T MY ASS BE MORE LIKE MY MOUTH EXCEPT FOR THE TALKING
pants
spigot
#mouth
#pants-spigot
#urinal-background
#whisper
3,794 3/23/2009 spigot's isle
spigot: THE WEATHER STARTED GETTING ROUGH / MY TINY DICK WAS LICKED spigot: IF NOT FOR THE COURAGE OF THE FEARLESS CREW / I AM A DICKLICKER
spigot
#gilligans-island
#singing
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
3,795 3/24/2009 high score (pants has it)
pants: SLOBBER YUM DUHHHH THIS GAME HAS NO RESET HLAGHLUAGULG
pants
#high-score
#pants-solo
#single-panel
#urinal-background
3,796 3/25/2009 instaboner
ozone: EEPROM BOOT DEVICE... SD(0,0,0) deuce: INSTABONER
deuce
ozone
#deuce-ozone
#mouse-cursor
#unix
#urinal-background
3,797 3/26/2009 who made this puddle
deuce: WHO MADE THIS PUDDLE : PANTS SLOWLY RAISES HIS HAND
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
3,798 3/27/2009 trying for
deuce: URURURUR deuce: WHO'S UP FOR MY GANGBANGING pants: ARE WE TRYING FOR ANY PARTICULAR RECORDS TODAY
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#gangbang
#urinal-background
3,799 3/28/2009 in fact
spigot: THIS DOESN'T FEEL LIKE AN ALTERNATE REALITY spigot: IN FACT I CAN'T EVEN FEEL MY LEGS
spigot
#mouse-cursor
#sfw
#spigot-points
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
3,800 3/29/2009 you're just lying there
spigot: I CAN'T KEEP UP pants: YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING pants: YOU'RE JUST LYING THERE LIKE YOU GAVE UP
pants
spigot
#nuggh
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#urinal-background
3,801 3/30/2009 scratch disks
spigot: MY SCRATCH DISKS ARE FULL spigot: OW
spigot
#mouse-cursor
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
3,802 3/31/2009 popsicle
spigot: SHUT UP OR I WILL SERIOUSLY THROW A POPSICLE AT YOU deuce: NOT FUNNY
deuce
spigot
#deja-vu
#deuce-spigot
#email
#popsicle
#sfw
#unix
#urinal-background
3,803 4/1/2009 the jerkcity channel
pants: UH pants: IS THIS THING ON pants: HLAGHLUABLAGBLG I'M PANTS HALGHLUAGHULAG AND YOU'RE WATCHING THE JERKCITY CHANNEL BLBLBLBLBLBL BLOWING BUBBLES
pants
#pants-from-jerkcity
#pants-solo
#urinal-background
3,804 4/2/2009 we are all dizzy
spigot: BBLBBLBBLBBL IT IS SERIOUSLY PROMOTING AN OPEN SMOKING ENVIRONMENT spigot: WE ARE ALL DIZZY AND PASSED OUT ON/AROUND THE COUCH spigot: MY FACE IS SMOOSHED INTO THE JERKCITY
spigot
#deja-vu
#dizzy
#drugs
#marijuana
#smoosh
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
3,805 4/3/2009 just please leave
spigot: BUT I LOST MY SOCKS pants: JUST PLEASE LEAVE
pants
spigot
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#single-panel
#socks
#urinal-background
3,806 4/4/2009 you get the idea
pants: JERKCITY FOREVER pants: AND EVER AND EVER pants: AND HALGBLAGUH BLAGBALG YOU GET THE IDEA
pants
#pants-solo
3,807 4/5/2009 orc dicks
pants: HUGE ORC DICKS pants: THE JERKCITY GROUP ON FACEBOOK ISN'T NEARLY BIG ENOUGH pants: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU
pants
#dicks
#facebook
#fantasy-roleplay
#huffy-pants
#orcs
#pants-solo
#rageguy
#urinal-background
3,808 4/6/2009 referring to the same
deuce: BEATING IT OFF, THEN BEATING IT, THEN BEATING OFF spigot: SOMETIMES BEFORE I BEAT IT OFF, I HAVE TO BEAT IT ****ON**** deuce: I DON'T THINK WE'RE REFERRING TO THE SAME THING deuce: COMPARING NOTES, SPECS
deuce
spigot
#beating
#beating-off
#deuce-spigot
#urinal-background
3,809 4/7/2009 secretly eating all the cookies
spigot: HOMPTH CRUNCH SUDDENLY PAUSES TO HEAR IF ANYONE IS COMING CRUNCH HOMPTH CRUNCH
spigot
#bonequest-hi-fi
#cookie-caper
#cookies
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
3,810 4/8/2009 the justice or the lulz
pants: ACCORDING TO LEGEND HALGHLAGHLA BLBLBLB GLAGLABGLABGL spigot: REMIND ME AGAIN IF WE DO JERKCITY FOR THE JUSTICE OR FOR THE LULZ
pants
spigot
#lulz
#pants-spigot
#urinal-background
3,811 4/9/2009 time and space
spigot: IS IT SO HARD TO GO BACK IN TIME AND LICK DICK
spigot
#dicklicking
#spigot-solo
#time-travel
#urinal-background
3,812 4/10/2009 lap land
pants: LORDY pants: SAD TO REPORT THE SS MOUTH HAS RUN AGROUND NEAR LAPLAND
pants
#lapland
#mouth
#pants-solo
#sfw
#urinal-background
#weird-pants-face
3,813 4/11/2009 welcome to my world
deuce: WHO WANTS CAKES spigot: WELC0ME T0 MY W0RLD
deuce
spigot
#ascii
#deuce-spigot
#mouse-cursor
#sfw
#urinal-background
3,814 4/12/2009 in which atandt and deuce have a meaningful conversation
atandt: HELLO DEUCE deuce: FUCK YOU
atandt
deuce
#atandt-deuce
#atandt-deuce-disconnect
#hi-fi
#urinal-background
3,815 4/13/2009 drowning in something
ozone: HURRRRR ozone: NNNGGGGGGGG ozone: BLUGUL GULUGBLUBLUBGLUGBULBLGUBGLU BGLUBULGBGBLB deuce: HE'S DROWNING IN SOMETHING I THINK
deuce
ozone
#deja-vu
#deuce-ozone
#drowning
#fannypacks
#urinal-background
3,816 4/14/2009 deep thoughts
ozone: HAK KAFF WHEEZE CHOKE ozone: CHOKE GASP WHEEZE
ozone
#kaff
#ozone-solo
#sfw
#urinal-background
3,817 4/15/2009 still here in this room
deuce: NOBODY MOVE !!!!!! AN UNAUTHORIZED COCK HAS BEEN SUCKED deuce: AND THE PERPETRATOR IS **STILL HERE IN THIS ROOM** pants: ORCHESTRA HIT deuce: THAT WAS TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE
deuce
pants
#cocksucking
#deuce-pants
#urinal-background
#whodunit
3,818 4/16/2009 surprise party
spigot: AS YOU CAN SEE BY HOW MY BALLS ARE PUSHING INTO YOUR FACE IT'S KIND OF A SURPRISE PARTY spigot: I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU AND ME AND MY NUTS AND DICK COULD HANG OUT FOR A WHILE spigot: YOU CAN'T LEAVE IT'S ONLY 9 PM spigot: FINE YOU'RE FAT ANYWAY spigot: GO HOME SEE IF I GIVE A SHIT
spigot
#fat
#goat
#nuts-of-spigot
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
3,819 4/17/2009 my valentine, my alibi
deuce: YOUR JUDGE, JURY AND COCKSUCKER pants: WILL YOU BE MY VALENTINE, MY ALIBI
deuce
pants
#alibi
#cocksucking
#court
#deuce-pants
#law-and-order
#null
#urinal-background
3,820 4/18/2009 fucking idiots
pants: ABSENTMINDEDLY FONDLING MY GENITALS deuce: THREE FUCKING IDIOTS pants: Q*BERT
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#html-entity
#huffy-pants
#nbsp
#non-breaking-space
#qbert
#urinal-background
3,821 4/19/2009 infocom
deuce: T PANTS SO LET'S TALKING ABOUT MY SWELLING pants: TRINITY OR PERHAPS WISHBRINGER pants: BONGJAMMER deuce: T PANTS WAS THAT THE GERMAN VERSION OF SUSPENDED
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#infocom
#marijuana
#urinal-background
3,822 4/20/2009 dicks n stuff
net: DICKS N STUFF net: STUFF'N DICKS
net
#dicks
#net-solo
#urinal-background
3,823 4/21/2009 bold, italic
spigot: TO MAKE SOMETHING BOLD I USE THE BOLD TAG deuce: I'VE FOUND THAT ITALIC IS USEFUL TO MAKE THINGS LOOK SLANTY
deuce
spigot
#bold
#deuce-spigot
#html
#italic
#sfw
#typography
#urinal-background
3,824 4/22/2009 plus canada
spigot: GOD BLESS THESE FIFTY (CONTIGUOUS) UNITED STATES deuce: B-B-BUT dick: PLUS CANADA = 49
deuce
dick
spigot
#canada
#deuce-dick-spigot
#geography
#math
#sfw
#urinal-background
3,825 4/23/2009 musical theater
spigot: GOT A BIG ERECTION / POKIN' ATCHA spigot: LICK ON THE DICK AND / FILL OUT THE CAPTCHA
spigot
#captcha
#original-song
#singing
#spigot-solo
#the-who
#urinal-background
3,826 4/24/2009 beautiful butterfly
deuce: THROWING ROCKS, STONES pants: I AM A SINNER pants: IN MY DREAMS I'M A BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLY deuce: TRYING TO BLOCK YOUR PROGRESS INTO THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN pants: IN REAL LIFE I'M AN UNDER-THE-OVERPASS COCKSUCKER deuce: REPENT FATSO
deuce
pants
#butterfly
#deuce-pants
#heaven
#huffy-pants
#null
#uncredited-character
#urinal-background
3,827 4/25/2009 fucking retard
atandt: NOTHING IS WORKING RIGHT TODAY deuce: YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD THEN
atandt
deuce
#atandt-deuce-disconnect
#retard
#urinal-background
3,828 4/26/2009 the fuck do you
hanford: WHERE THE HELL IS PANTS deuce: WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU THINK
deuce
hanford
#deuce-hanford
#single-panel
#urinal-background
3,829 4/27/2009 long pause
spigot: T PANTS I FOUND THE VIDEOTAPE OF YOU/ME DICKLICKING IN VALLEY FAIR TOILET pants: I DON'T pants: KNOW WHAT YOU'RE (LONG PAUSE) pants: TALKING ABOUT
pants
spigot
#pants-spigot
#toilet
#urinal-background
3,830 4/28/2009 not what he's waiting for
pants: WAITING FOR GODOT PEOPLE spigot: T PANTS THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M WAITING FOR
pants
spigot
#badly-pasted-title
#mouth
#pants-spigot
#samuel-beckett
#urinal-background
#waiting-for-godot
3,831 4/29/2009 ask me
spigot: SOMEONE ASK ME WHY I TAKE DICKS AND PRICKS IN THE FACE deuce: I'M ASKING spigot: IT WAS A GOOD SCRIPT
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#dicks
#drunk-deuce
#mouse-cursor
#pricks
#urinal-background
3,832 4/30/2009 i like you
deuce: T SPIGOT I LIKE GARFIELD spigot: T DEUCE I LIKE YOU spigot: T DEUCE *BEEP*
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#garfield
#sfw
#urinal-background
3,833 5/1/2009 his nasty side
pants: HAVE YOU SEEN MY NASTY SIDE pants: IT'S AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE pants: WITH ALL THE PUMPING AND THE POKING AND THE SMEARING
pants
#hi-fi
#nasty
#pants-solo
#urinal-background
#weird-pants-face
3,834 5/2/2009 jerkcity forever and ever
pants: JERKCITY FOREVER pants: FOREVER AND EVER pants: AMEN BROTHER
pants
#pants-solo
3,835 5/3/2009 coming to take you away
pants: NOW LET'S YOU AND ME TALK DICK pants: PRETEND THIS IS THE MYSTERY MOUTH deuce: WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM deuce: THE MAGICAL MYSTERY MOUTH pants: IS COMING TO TAKE YOU AWAY
deuce
pants
#beatles
#deuce-pants
#mouse-cursor
#mouth
#urinal-background
3,836 5/4/2009 hold my hand
spigot: I'M NOT GOING TO HOLD YOUR HANDS PEOPLE
spigot
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
3,837 5/5/2009 sold out
atandt: COCKS FOR SALE atandt: OK atandt: SOLD OUT NOW
atandt
#atandt-solo
#capitalism
#cocks
#sellout
#urinal-background
3,838 5/6/2009 walnuts and fudge
spigot: HORRIBLE HORRIBLE WALNUTS AND PECANS IN MY FUDGE
spigot
#allergies
#brownies
#fudge
#mouse-cursor
#nuts
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
3,839 5/7/2009 god no part 1
deuce: I THINK I BROKE MY DICK pants: GOD NO
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#series
#urinal-background
3,840 5/8/2009 god no part 2
deuce: I WAS WHACKING OFF AND THEN SUDDENLY THIS SPURTY WHITE VISCOUS LIQUID CAME SPRAYING OUT ALL OVER THE TELEVISION SET THE CATS AND MY FACE deuce: IT'S THE STRANGEST THING IT HAPPENS EVERY TIME pants: GIVE IT TO ME
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#jizz
#series
#urinal-background
#whacking-off
3,841 5/9/2009 allergic to dick
pants: BUH pants: ACHOO pants: ALLERGIC TO COCK pants: ACHOO pants: ACHOO pants: BALGHUALHGLUAG pants: ACHOO pants: ACHOO
pants
#mouse-cursor
#nuggh
#pants-solo
#repetition
#urinal-background
3,842 5/10/2009 brutal dildos
spigot: FIRST QUESTION, DO THEY HAVE TO BE 'BRUTAL' DILDOS spigot: SECOND, DO THERE HAVE TO BE DILDOS spigot: I'M JUST SAYING WHAT-IF NOW
spigot
#dildo
#hypothetical
#porn
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
3,843 5/11/2009 bitch it's me
pants: DON'T RUN **WHAT** AS ROOT ????????? WHATEVER !!!!!!!!! pants: DICKS VIA GRAPHIC INTERCHANGE FORMAT pants: AWWWWWWW MOTHERFUCKING YEAH
pants
#dicks
#gif
#huffy-pants
#pants-solo
#uncredited-character
#unix
#urinal-background
3,844 5/12/2009 can we lick it
deuce: ABHGLBHALUBHGABH deuce: CAN WE LICK IT ??!?!?! pants: YEAH HUALGHLAGHLUAHG deuce: OR DO WE HAVE TO SUCK IT AGAIN pants: DO WHAT YOUR HEART TELLS YOU TO DO
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#mouse-cursor
#urinal-background
3,845 5/13/2009 practice makes perfect
pants: I NEED TO PLAN MY WEEKEND pants: HOURS IN THE DAY pants: INCHES OF COCK pants: HOW MANY CAN I GOBBLE DOWN THIS FINE DAY I WONDER pants: PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT
pants
#pants-solo
#urinal-background
#weird-pants-face
3,846 5/14/2009 down my pants
spigot: DIZZINESS spigot: TINGLY WARMTH RADIATING DOWN MY ARM spigot: PARDON: MY PANTS
spigot
#spigot-solo
3,847 5/15/2009 an entire planet
pants: I'M DARTH VADER pants: I BLEW A DUDE^H^H^H ^H^H^H UP AN ENTIRE PLANET
pants
#backspace-control-character
#pants-solo
#star-wars
#uncredited-character
#urinal-background
3,848 5/16/2009 stuck down here
spigot: IF ANYONE CAN SEE THE ARC OF URINE I'M SPURTING UP THROUGH THE GRATE: I'M STUCK DOWN HERE FOLKS spigot: FOR REAL
spigot
#folks
#spigot-solo
#stuck
#urinal-background
#urine
3,849 5/17/2009 third base
pants: I GOT TO THIRD BASE WITH YOUR MOUTH deuce: IS THIRD BASE THE ONE WHERE I NEED AN AIDS TEST OR WHAT ?!!??
deuce
pants
#aids
#deuce-eating-mouse-cursor
#deuce-pants
#mouse-cursor
#mouth
#urinal-background
3,850 5/18/2009 but what if
deuce: WHAT IF I DON'T **WANT** TO LICK DICK deuce: GLURF
deuce
#deuce-solo
#dicklicking
#glurf
#urinal-background
3,851 5/19/2009 the most important thing on the internet
.(pants): JERKCITY FOREVER .(pants): AND EVER AND EVER .(pants): AMEN pants: THIS JUST IN: pants: TWITTER.COM/DEUCEATJERKCITY pants: THE MOST IMPORTANT THING ON THE INTERNET pants: EVER
pants
#amen
#mouse-cursor
#pants-solo
#prayer
#sfw
#shameless-self-promotion
#this-just-in
#thought-bubble
#twitter
#urinal-background
#weird-pants-face
3,852 5/20/2009 so pretty
pants: I'M PRETTY deuce: NO YOU'RE NOT
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#filler-panel
#sfw
#tragedy
#urinal-background
3,853 5/21/2009 what a swank swingin' scene
spigot: HEY EVERYONE WHAT A SWANK SWINGIN' SCENE THIS IS WITH COCKTAILS AND FANCY TIES spigot: WAIT A MINUTE spigot: HUBRLUBLRHL BJHBLURUBLE THIS IS A GAY PARTY HUBLAUBH spigot: PTH PTHTHTHTH GET OFF ME
spigot
#deja-vu
#spigot-solo
3,854 5/22/2009 you know i do
deuce: WHO WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH THE FRY'S ELECTRONIC CHIP GUY pants: YOU KNOW I DO BLUHHHHHH
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#frys-electronics
#urinal-background
3,855 5/23/2009 deepest darkest
atandt: PAINT AND SPACKLE atandt: HURRRRG
atandt
#sfw
#urinal-background
3,856 5/24/2009 busted
deuce: I SEE YOU SUCKING pants: HOLY CRAP I'M BUSTED
deuce
pants
#busted
#cocksucking
#deuce-pants
#urinal-background
3,857 5/25/2009 next
spigot: HOMPH HOMPH HOMPH NEXT HOMPH HOMPH HOMPH NEXT HOMPH HOMPH HOMPH spigot: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
spigot
#homph
#next
#sfw
#sleeping
#spigot-points
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
3,858 5/26/2009 status update
deuce: MORNING WHACKOFF COMPLETE
deuce
#deja-vu
#deuce-solo
#jerking
#jerking-off
#morning-jerk
#whacking-off
#woodring-stairs-background
3,859 5/27/2009 flashback
spigot: SOMETHING IS SQUIRTING DOWN MY PANTLEGS spigot: FLASHBACK: ARBY'S
spigot
#flashback
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
3,860 5/28/2009 in a line
spigot: LINE UP GALS spigot: SQUEEZE spigot: GROPE spigot: SPURF
spigot
#spigot-solo
3,861 5/29/2009 love letter
pants: HOLY GOD pants: IT IS HAPPENING AGAIN pants: I'M PANTS FROM JERKCITY pants: BOOMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pants: PUT IT IN YOUR POCKET pants: FACE DOWN IN THE TOILET pants: THE CHOKING, THE CHOKING pants: I LOVE YOU PEDOBEAR
pants
#choking
#funloving-nonsense
#holy-god
#huffy-pants
#left-for-dead
#pants-from-jerkcity
#pants-solo
#pedobear
#toilet
#urinal-background
3,862 5/30/2009 help me
spigot: I SAID PLEASE PASS THE BONG AND HELP ME SMOKE IT pants: OH YOU
pants
spigot
#bong
#marijuana
#pants-spigot
#urinal-background
3,863 5/31/2009 where the hell
deuce: WHERE THE HELL AM I deuce: HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY BEDROOM
deuce
#confusion
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#filler-panel
#trespass
#urinal-background
3,864 6/1/2009 choking queue
spigot: FRESHLY BAKED DONGS!!!!!!! deuce: HURRAY FOR US spigot: CHOKING QUEUE
deuce
spigot
#choking
#deuce-spigot
#dongs
#freshly-baked
#urinal-background
3,865 6/2/2009 fine fuck you then
ozone: INIT: SINGLE USER MODE ozone: BALLS?????????????????? deuce: PERHAPS -- YOU HAVE NOT YET PROVEN YOURSELF ozone: FINE FUCK YOU THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE SYSTEM IS BEING SHUT DOWN NOW ! ! !
ozone
#balls
#deuce-ozone
#drunk-deuce
#fuck-you
#null
#shutdown
#shutdown-now
#single-user-mode
#unix
#urinal-background
3,866 6/3/2009 true to life
spigot: GARK GARK GARK GARK GLK BLK BLTH
spigot
#blk
#blth
#gagging
#gark
#glk
#onomatopoeia
#sfw
#spigot-solo
3,867 6/4/2009 the normal response
deuce: MMMMMMMMMMMM YEAH SMEARING, POOING pants: GROSS pants: YET TURNED ON deuce: THAT IS THE NORMAL RESPONSE deuce: EXCEPT FOR THE TURNED ON PART
deuce
pants
#mountain-background
#poo
3,868 6/5/2009 n.a.d.d.
spigot: LET'S JUST SAY READING YOUR BLOG HELPS ME NADD OFF TO SLEEP
spigot
#nadd
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
3,869 6/6/2009 the one goat the one time
pants: IT WAS ONLY THE ONE GOAT THE ONE TIME SO SHUT UP
deuce
pants
#bestiality
#deuce-pants
#huffy-pants
#urinal-background
#you-fuck-one-goat
3,870 6/7/2009 grass hopper
pants: I JUST WATCHED A GRASSHOPPER TAKE A SHIT ON PBS spigot: MAYBE THAT WILL LEAD KIDS TO SHIT THEMSELVES IN THE CLASSROOM
pants
spigot
#defecation
#pants-spigot
#pbs
#shit
#urinal-background
3,871 6/8/2009 that one letter
deuce: I LIKE DICK deuce: ALSO: I *LICK* DICK spigot: THAT ONE LETTER MAKES ALL THE DIFFERENCE, AND YET NO DIFFERENCE
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#dick
#dicklicking
#drunk-deuce
#spelling
#urinal-background
3,872 6/9/2009 he sure does
deuce: I LIKE DICK pants: YOU SURE DO
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dick
#urinal-background
3,873 6/10/2009 i'm a professional
spigot: I'M A PROFESSIONAL CHUBBY MAN
spigot
#chubby
#fatness
#job
#professional
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
3,874 6/11/2009 totally out of control
spigot: T PANTS I THINK I LEFT JERKCITY PLUGGED IN THIS MORNING pants: THAT'S HOW FIRES GET STARTED pants: A RAGING QUEER BLAZE TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL
pants
spigot
#fire
#pants-spigot
#urinal-background
#weird-pants-face
3,875 6/12/2009 particle-like
dick: I AM A RADIOMETER AND I SPIN NOT BECAUSE OF THE PARTICLE-LIKE NATURE OF LIGHT
dick
#dick-solo
#light
#science
#sfw
#urinal-background
3,876 6/13/2009 stop trying
pants: I'M A FUCKING MAN SO STOP TRYING TO CUT OFF MY TITS deuce: HOLD STILL (NOT LISTENING)
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#mastectomy
#physical-comedy
#urinal-background
3,877 6/14/2009 a groove called love
(deuce): WORKING ON A GROOVE CALLED LOVE (spigot): T DEUCE I'M WORKING ON MY FIFTH DANISH AND A CORN DOG spigot: EXCUSE ME BUT I'M ENTITLED TO RICH MILK CHOCOLATE *AND* FLUFFY NOUGAT deuce: WHEN YOU USE THE WORD NOUGAT YOU MAKE ME ALL GIDDY
deuce
spigot
#corn-dog
#danish
#deuce-pants
#deuce-spigot
#jody-watley
#milk-chocolate
#nougat
#urinal-background
#whisper
3,878 6/15/2009 god's way
deuce: LICKING AND BEING PUNCHED pants: THAT MUST BE GOD'S WAY OF SAYING BAKE MORE TUBE COOKIES
deuce
pants
#cookies
#deuce-pants
#urinal-background
3,879 6/16/2009 ass master
atandt: T DEUCE ARE YOU THE ASS MASTER? deuce: NO atandt: T SPIGOT ARE YOU THE ASS MASTER? deuce: I MEAN YES atandt: T SPIGOT FORGET IT
atandt
deuce
#ass
#atandt-deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#mountain-background
3,880 6/17/2009 int32
spigot: WHILE SITTING ON THE ICY COLD TOILET I HEARD THE FAMILIAR JINGLE JANGLE OF UNBUCKLING BELTS AND BALLS O'ER THE WALL spigot: QUOTH THE RAVEN "I SUCK COCK PEOPLE JUST POKE IT ON OVER" spigot: I'M AN INT32
spigot
#c
#edgar-allan-poe
#poetry
#programming
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
3,881 6/18/2009 king of kings
spigot; T DEUCE YOU ARE TRULY THE KING OF KINGS spigot: PROSTRATING MYSELF IN A FORWARDS FASHION FORMATION WITH MY BALLS/KNEES deuce: WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY PROSTRATE
deuce
spigot
#balls
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#jesus
#nuts-of-spigot
#urinal-background
3,882 6/19/2009 anal fuckface
deuce: FRY'S SPOOKTACULAR SALE-A-BRATION spigot: NOT EVEN A REFERENCE TO MY LUCKY REWARDS CARD CAN TOP THAT
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#frys-electronics
#fuckface
#halloween
#lucky-rewards-card
#urinal-background
3,883 6/20/2009 in fact, yes
deuce: DICKS spigot: I'LL SAY
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#urinal-background
3,884 6/21/2009 going to burst
spigot: ONE MORE POPPYSEED BAGEL AND I'M GOING TO BURST spigot: OKAY TWO MORE pants: SUCKING PIRATE DICK pants: YO HO HO spigot: FIRST I BEAT OFF, THEN I BEAT MY WIFE
pants
spigot
#pants-spigot
#pirate
#urinal-background
3,885 6/22/2009 mexican superman
mexican superman
#dc-comics
#mexican-superman
#mexicans
#picture
#superman
3,886 6/23/2009 just a friendly reminder
pants: THIS JUST IN: pants: WIN PRIZES AT TWITTER.COM/DEUCEATJERKCITY
pants
#deja-vu
#pants-solo
#sfw
#shameless-self-promotion
#this-just-in
#twitter
#urinal-background
3,887 6/24/2009 preggers
pants: T SPIGOT I'M PREGNANT spigot: THERE'S BEEN A LOT OF THAT GOING AROUND LATELY
pants
spigot
#pants-spigot
#pregnancy
#sfw
#urinal-background
3,888 6/25/2009 pants in space
deuce: EARTH TO PANTS deuce: COME IN PANTS pants: EARTH THIS IS PANTS GHUALGAGHLAG GLAGHALUGHG *BEEP*
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#moon
#radio
#sfw
#urinal-background
3,889 6/26/2009 manhattan project
pants: WE SHOULD MIX OUR PISS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS deuce: MANHATTAN PROJECT
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#nuclear-weapons
#piss
#urinal-background
3,890 6/27/2009 wrong talker
atandt: FOLKS WHO IS UP FOR SOME AMISH CINNAMON BREAD? atandt: WHOOPS WRONG TALKER
atandt
#amish
#atandt-solo
#folks
#sfw
#urinal-background
3,891 6/28/2009 hand down
: PANTS PUTS HIS HAND DOWN HIS PANTS deuce: THAT'S A PALINDROME
deuce
pants
#caption
#deuce-pants
#incorrect
#palindrome
#urinal-background
3,892 6/29/2009 and also
spigot: MY PROGRAM WON'T COMPILE AND ALSO I WENT BLIND LOOKING AT THE ECLIPSE
spigot
#blindness
#programming
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
3,893 6/30/2009 two categories
spigot: THE WORLD IS DIVIDED INTO TWO CATEGORIES: THINGS THAT HAVE BEEN STERILIZED AND THINGS THAT ARE "SUSPICIOUS"
spigot
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
3,894 7/1/2009 today's challenge
pants: I FEEL A POO COMING ON/OUT/ALL OVER CREATION spigot: TRY AND CURL IT LIKE AN S ON THE TOOTHBRUSH!!!!!! TODAY'S CHALLENGE
pants
spigot
#pants-spigot
#poo
#todays-challenge
#urinal-background
3,895 7/2/2009 a good squeeze
spigot: DEUCE AND I ARE TRYING TO TALK PRIVATELY spigot: T DEUCE THEN I'D GRAB YOUR NUTS AND GIVE THEM A GOOD SQUEEZE UNTIL YOU THREW UP ALL OVER YOURSELF
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#genital-mutilation
#nuts
#privacy
#urinal-background
#vomit
3,896 7/3/2009 say no
spigot: SAY NO TO ALCOHOL AND HOMOS
spigot
#alcohol
#just-say-no
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
3,897 7/4/2009 cancer of the boner
dick: BONER CANCER!!!!!!! deuce: ELFQUEST ?!?!?!?!!?!?
deuce
dick
#cancer
#deuce-dick
#elfquest
#urinal-background
3,898 7/5/2009 oh shit
deuce: OH SHIT deuce: NO NOT THE MOUTH PLEASE deuce: PLEASE MOUTHABLES BHALBHLABHL
deuce
#deuce-solo
#mouth
#mouthables
#oh-shit
#urinal-background
3,899 7/6/2009 oh shit
net: YOU'RE GONNA GET IT NOW deuce: OH SHIT
deuce
net
#deuce-net
#get-it
#oh-shit
#urinal-background
3,900 7/7/2009 oh shit
deuce: I HOPE YOU GO EASIER ON MY NUTS THAN USUAL net: REPEAT AFTER ME: SLURP SLURP SLURP
deuce
net
#deuce-net
#oh-shit
#urinal-background
3,901 7/8/2009 oh shit
atandt: T DEUCE I MUST QUESTION YOUR AUTHORITY IN THIS MATTER deuce: T ATANDT DON'T FIGHT YOUR URGES
atandt
deuce
#atandt-deuce
#drunk-deuce
#oh-shit
#sfw
#single-panel
#title-mismatch
3,902 7/9/2009 oh shit
spigot: JERKING MY WAY THROUGH ART SCHOOL
spigot
#mouse-cursor
#oh-shit
#spigot-solo
#title-mismatch
#urinal-background
3,903 7/10/2009 oh shit
: Windows : ed. To continue: : rn to Windows, or : to restart your computer. If you do this, : nsaved information in all open applications. : 00002060 : Press any key to continue _
deuce
pants
#bsod
#oh-shit
#title-mismatch
#uncategorized-background
#windows
3,904 7/11/2009 a lot more
deuce: I'D FEEL A LOT MORE COMFORTABLE ABOUT BEING HERE IF YOU GUYS WERE FUNNIER spigot: COCKS AND NUTS PRODDING ME THROUGH ADOLESCENCE
deuce
spigot
#cocks
#deuce-spigot
#nuts
#urinal-background
3,905 7/12/2009 all up over inside
spigot: GAY ALL UP OVER INSIDE AROUND AND BELOW THE MOUTH spigot: T PANTS THOSE ARE PREPOSITIONS
pants
spigot
#grammar
#mouth
#pants-spigot
#urinal-background
3,906 7/13/2009 here's a hint for all you ladies
spigot: HERE'S A HINT FOR ALL YOU LADIES OUT THERE DOING PORN SHOOTS: spigot: PUT A FUCKING EXPRESSION ON YOUR FACE
spigot
#porn
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
3,907 7/14/2009 come over to my house
spigot: SPACE IS NOT JUST EMPTY AIR FOLKS, IT'S A SQUISHY SOAPY SQUIRTY SPURTY FOAM AND YOU CAN SEE IT WHEN YOU COME OVER TO MY HOUSE
spigot
#folks
#science
#soapy
#spigot-solo
3,908 7/15/2009 new math
spigot: HUG LUG CHUBBY MEN HURF spigot: NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT
spigot
#chubby-men
#math
#mountain-background
#new-math
3,909 7/16/2009 you're doing it right
pants: CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP pants: MMMM YEAH THAT'S IT MMMM DON'T STOP HUHHHHHHHHH YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT NNNNNNNNNUGH DUH YEAH
pants
#nuggh
#pants-solo
#sex
#sfw
#urinal-background
3,910 7/17/2009 he wants a water sample
pants: I WANT A WATER SAMPLE (HOLD STILL) deuce: THAT HURTS (MY FEELINGS)
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#urinal-background
3,911 7/18/2009 albedo 0.3888888888888887
deuce: ALBEDO ZERO POINT THREE NUHHHHHH deuce: ALBEDO ZERO POINT THUHHH NUHHHH deuce: ALBEDO ZERO PUHHHHHHHHH deuce: ALBEDO ZUHHHHHHHHHHHH deuce: ALBEEEE DUHHHHHHH deuce: ALBUHHHHHH deuce: HUHHHHHHHHHH deuce: UHHHHH HUHHHHHH : HTTP://DJRAPEKIT.COM/TRACK8.MP3
deuce
#albedo
#deuce-solo
#dj-rapekit
#sfw
#uncategorized-background
#url
#vangelis
3,912 7/19/2009 my fifth amendment right
deuce: I INVOKE MY FIFTH AMENDMENT RIGHT TO CHOKE IT DOWN pants: I LOVE YOU SO
deuce
pants
#choke-it-down
#deuce-pants
#fifth-amendment
#legal
#love
#urinal-background
3,913 7/20/2009 the best machine
pants: YES SIR IT'S THE BEST MACHINE I'VE EVER HAD MY MEMBER INSIDE spigot: SHUT UP OR I WILL SERIOUSLY THROW A POPSICLE AT YOU
pants
spigot
#deja-vu
#fleshlight
#pants-spigot
#popsicle
#sfw
#urinal-background
3,914 7/21/2009 all smooshy
spigot: IT'S LIKE WORKING WITH DAVID LETTERMAN deuce: HURRRRRRRRR spigot: ALL SMOOSHY
deuce
spigot
#david-letterman
#deuce-spigot
#urinal-background
3,915 7/22/2009 dipfest
spigot: WE'RE HAVING A DIPFEST OVER HERE spigot: PRICKS AND SALSA spigot: LET'S GET WITH THE PROGRAM GANG
spigot
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
3,916 7/23/2009 all day long
spigot: JESUS YOU FUCKHEADS HAVE IGNORED ME ALL DAY LONG spigot: I GIVE UP!!!!!!!!! spigot: PULLING MY PANTS DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot
#christ-jesus
#jesus
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
3,917 7/24/2009 trap it in a garbage bag
deuce: T PANTS I'M THE FAG WITH THE GAS pants: T DEUCE TRAP IT IN A GARBAGE BAG AND I WILL BE RIGHT OVER
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#fag
#fetish
#gas
#urinal-background
3,918 7/25/2009 i'm stretched out
spigot: FURRRRRRRR NOT FURP BECAUSE I'M STRETCHED OUT, LOOSENED pants: PICKLES
pants
spigot
#pants-spigot
#pickles
#urinal-background
3,919 7/26/2009 the death of rock and roll
deuce: T NET WHEN YOU GET PANTS ALONE IN THE WOODS HE'S ALL HANDS :Microsoft Chat [X] : /!\ The user pants is not connected. : [ OK ]
deuce
net
pants
#behind-the-scenes
#deuce-net-pants
#microsoft-chat
#urinal-background
3,920 7/27/2009 different tom hanks
deuce: I'M TOM HANKS IN BACHELOR PARTY deuce: DIFFERENT TOM HANKS pants: WHAT ABOUT JOE VS. THE VOLCANO pants: BIG deuce: NOT RESPONDING TO YOU ANYMORE
pants
#deuce-pants
#sfw
#tom-hanks
#urinal-background
3,921 7/28/2009 little endian
deuce: I'M LITTLE ENDIAN pants: FUCK YOU
deuce
pants
#c
#deuce-pants
#programming
#urinal-background
3,922 7/29/2009 ghost nuts
spigot: PRETEND I'M A PAC MAN deuce: EAT A BLUE ENERGIZER AND SUCK ON MY (GHOST) NUTS pants: HOLY
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#ghost
#mouse-cursor
#pacman
#urinal-background
3,923 7/30/2009 a world of sharing, caring
spigot: I AM OPENING MY ARMS AND RUNNING TOWARD A WORLD OF SHARING, CARING spigot: OKAY SOMEONE TOOK MY BIKE
spigot
#bicycle-thief
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
3,924 7/31/2009 what's going on here
rands
spigot
#no-dialog
#sfw
#uncensored
#urinal-background
3,925 8/1/2009 you've come a long way, baby
pants: CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE pants: DREAMS ARE FOR THOSE WHO LICK DICK pants: YOU'VE COME A LONG WAY BABY
pants
#dicklicking
#love
#pants-solo
#urinal-background
#virginia-slims
3,926 8/2/2009 spidey-sense
pants: WHAT THE FUCK ARE WHEATCAKES pants: FACE IT TIGER YOU JUST HIT THE JACKPOT pants: OWWWW MY SPIDEY-SENSE OWWWWWWWW
pants
#face-it-tiger
#jackpot
#pants-solo
#spider-man
#urinal-background
3,927 8/3/2009 covering all his bases
pants: CAN I JUST PUT MY HEAD IN YOUR LAP pants: PETITE MARSHMELLOWS PLEASE
pants
#bored-pants
#filler-panel
#highlander
#null
#pants-solo
#space1999
#typo
#white-background
3,928 8/4/2009 three hundred pounds of fatty fun
spigot: COME BACK spigot: I'M THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF FATTY FUN AND I KNOW POWERPOINT spigot: THEN I WOKE UP AND WE WERE ALL FAGS (THE END)
spigot
#bonequest-hi-fi
#come-back
#dream
#fags
#fat
#obesity
#office
#powerpoint
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
3,929 8/5/2009 being taken seriously
ozone: DICKS? atandt: PLEASE USE CAPS IF YOU INTEND ON BEING TAKEN SERIOUSLY ozone: MMMMMM YEAH DICKS ALL OVER POKING AND CHOKING
atandt
ozone
#dicks
#poking-and-choking
#white-background
3,930 8/6/2009 lay that golden egg
deuce: HITTING YOU OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL YOU LAY THAT GOLDEN EGG pants: I HAVE LAID SOMETHING THAT COULD BE CALLED EGGLIKE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#egg
#urinal-background
3,931 8/7/2009 should i hold your hair
spigot: DURRRRRRRRRRR pants: ARE YOU OKAY spigot: DURRRRRRRRRRR pants: SHOULD I HOLD YOUR HAIR spigot: DURRRRRRRRRRR
pants
spigot
#durrr
#pants-spigot
#urinal-background
3,932 8/8/2009 please be seated
pants: AM I DOOMED TO LIVE LIKE A TEENAGED GIRL FOREVER pants: MY CLOTHES ARE IN PILES ALL OVER MY ROOM pants: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE ????????????????? deuce: T PANTS PLEASE BE SEATED
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#sfw
3,933 8/9/2009 a very important message from spigot the bear
spigot: WHO'S DOING WHAT NOW WITH THE SUCKING
spigot
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#spigot-the-bear
#urinal-background
3,934 8/10/2009 not fire
pants: BLARGH JIZZ BOMB deuce: BOOOOOOOOOM deuce: IT'S LIKE NAPALM EXCEPT IT'S JIZZ NOT FIRE pants: CHRIST THAT STUFF MAKES ME HARD
deuce
pants
#bomb
#deuce-pants
#frog
#jizz
#napalm
#urinal-background
#weird-pants-face
3,935 8/11/2009 my happy open mouth
spigot: MY HAPPY OPEN MOUTH spigot: I SNACK FROM MORNING TILL NIGHT!!! pants: JUST CALL ME ANAL BOY pants: AND YOU'D SAY OOOHH ANAL BOY spigot: I SNACK AFTER 3PM
pants
spigot
#funloving-nonsense
#happy-open-mouth
#mouse-cursor
#pants-spigot
#urinal-background
3,936 8/12/2009 walking, talking
spigot: THINK OF ME AS A WALKING, TALKING BONER deuce: CLOP CLOP CLOP YAPPITY YAP YAP SQUIRT
deuce
spigot
#boner
#deuce-spigot
#squirt
#urinal-background
3,937 8/13/2009 thank heavens
spigot: T DEUCE THANK HEAVENS FOR CHUBBY MEN deuce: GOD BLESS MY DICK
deuce
spigot
#chubby-men
#deuce-spigot
#heaven
#urinal-background
3,938 8/14/2009 psych
deuce: I'M COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET deuce: NOW I'M GOING BACK IN deuce: PSYCH
deuce
#coming-out
#deuce-solo
#gay
#lies
#urinal-background
3,939 8/15/2009 was re:
spigot: THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT spigot: RE: MORE BONERS
spigot
#email
#spigot-solo
#was-re
3,940 8/16/2009 the one on the left
spigot: HELLO spigot: CLONK spigot: BONK spigot: HOW DOES THIS WORK spigot: HURP
spigot
#sfw
#spigot-solo
3,941 8/17/2009 bonus track
pants: I, DICKLICKER pants: SOME KIND OF GAY BONUS TRACK pants: MOAR pants: BECAUSE MOAR pants: MY SUNNY SIDE UP pants: BEWARE OF MANCUNT pants: POKE, CHOKE
pants
#birthday-strip
#bonus
#pants-solo
#urinal-background
3,942 8/18/2009 hands up
spigot: HANDS UP WHO LIKES POO
spigot
#poo
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
3,943 8/19/2009 leading the team
spigot: WEIRD HOW IN PERSON MY CRIPPLING SOCIAL PHOBIA KEEPS MY FROM TALKING!!!!!! BUT IN THE STALL I AM LITERALLY 100% PROACTIVE SUCKING/CHOKING ACTION!!!! spigot: LEADING THE TEAM spigot: I AM FEELING VULNERABLE AND I NEED LOVE *BEEP!*
spigot
#choking
#social-anxiety
#spigot-solo
#sucking
#urinal-background
3,944 8/20/2009 an important announcement from pants at jerkcity
pants: HTTP://TWITTER.COM/DEUCEATJERKCITY pants: YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO pants: PANTS OUT
pants
#announcement
#pants-solo
#sfw
#shameless-self-promotion
#twitter
#urinal-background
3,945 8/21/2009 i never get tired
pants: KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW pants: I'M A DUMB FUCKING CROW KAW KAW KAW ALL DAY pants: KAW KAW KAW I NEVER GET TIRED
pants
#birds
#crow
#pants-solo
#urinal-background
3,946 8/24/2009 may cause dizziness
spigot: IF SOMEONE COULD PLEASE GET OFF MY FACE I COULD UPLOAD THE NEW BONEQUEST
spigot
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
3,947 8/25/2009 flappity flap
spigot: HERE'S DORKY spigot: FLIPPITY FLAP I SWEAR TO GOD I'M THE GAYEST BAT IN SUNNYVALE pants: JUST CLICK AND CUSTOMIZE MY NUTS spigot: NO CARRIER
pants
spigot
#bat
#flappity-bats
#gay-bats
#modem
#no-carrier
#nuts
#pants-spigot
#sunnyvale
#twitter
#urinal-background
#viscera
3,948 8/26/2009 downtown
pants: I THINK WE'VE ALL HUNG OUT DOWNTOWN BEFORE
pants
#hammie-treats
#mouse-cursor
#pants-solo
#sfw
#urinal-background
#weird-pants-face
3,949 8/27/2009 welcome home
pants: WHAT'S THAT IN MY LOWER INTESTINE pants: OH IT'S YOU pants: WELCOME HOME
pants
#pants-solo
#sfw
3,950 8/28/2009 lethal weapon
pants: I WOULD LIKE YOU TO REACH OVER AND TOUCH ME AT SOME POINT WHILE WE WATCH LETHAL WEAPON TOGETHER ON THE COUCH: PLANNING OUR GAYNESS FAR IN THE FUTURE spigot: I HAVE ISSUES WITH PESCI ozone: LETHAL WEAPON 2 OR LETHAL WEAPON 3 : /!\ The user ozone is not connected.
ozone
pants
spigot
#deja-vu
#joe-pesci
#mouse-cursor
#movies
#ozone-pants-spigot
3,951 8/29/2009 so you learned nothing
spigot: SURPRISE I HAVE A DICK 3 spigot: SO YOU LEARNED NOTHING FROM 1 OR 2
spigot
#beep
#porn
#shemale
#spigot-solo
#ts
#urinal-background
3,952 8/30/2009 no tomorrow
atandt: WE SHOULD LICK LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW deuce: I THINK WE SHOULD SUCK LIKE IT IS 1999 SO THERE WE OBVIOUSLY DIFFER atandt: I THINK I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO A POSSIBLE COMPROMISE
atandt
deuce
#atandt-deuce-disconnect
#cocksucking
#dicklicking
#negotiations
#prince
#urinal-background
3,953 8/31/2009 feed me hammie treats
pants: ELECTROSHOCK THERAPY MY BALLS PLEASE pants: NOTHING SEXIER THAN A BOWL-HAIRCUT WRAPPED IN A HOSPITAL GOWN pants: FEED ME HAMMIE TREATS YOU FAT STUPID SHITS
pants
#electroshock
#haircut
#hammie-treats
#hamsters
#pants-solo
#twitter
3,954 9/1/2009 not for sale
pants: JERKCITY IS NOT FOR SALE (SORRY DISNEY)
pants
#bonequest-hd
#disney
#pants-solo
#urinal-background
3,955 9/2/2009 sending me mail
spigot: I'D LIKE TO THANK CDNOW FOR SENDING ME MAIL ABOUT THE STUFF I ORDERED IN 1997
spigot
#cdnow
#sfw
#spigot-solo
3,956 9/3/2009 never mind
deuce: WHOA HEY CHECK OUT MY DICK (POINTS) deuce: HEY HEY DICK HERE (STILL POINTING) deuce: SOMEONE TAKE A PICTURE (POINT POINT POINT) deuce: NEVER MIND deuce: IT'S JUST MY NIPPLE
deuce
#deuce-solo
#dick
#mistaken-identity
#urinal-background
3,957 9/4/2009 your face in my lap
spigot: SPIGOT APPEARS IN A POOFY CLOUD OF GAY FATNESS spigot: PUT YOUR FACE IN MY LAP WHILE I EAT MY POTATOES
spigot
#fatness
#mouse-cursor
#poofy-cloud-of-gay-fatness
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
3,958 9/5/2009 cock beetle
deuce: I ATE POT ROAST AND COCKBEETLE
deuce
#deuce-solo
#urinal-background
3,959 9/6/2009 the dance of the seven pricks
spigot: HOW ABOUT THE DANCE OF THE SEVEN PRICKS IN MY FACE spigot: NOTE: THEY MUST BE FAT PRICKS
spigot
#pricks
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
3,960 9/7/2009 naked in front of a mirror
spigot: WHY DON'T YOU STAND NAKED IN FRONT OF A MIRROR AND APPLAUD YOURSELF FOR FIFTEEN/TWENTY MINUTES
spigot
#naked
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
3,961 9/8/2009 grand slam
pants: YEAH pants: GO ON pants: MAKE IT HURT
pants
#huffy-pants
#mouth
#pants-solo
#sfw
#urinal-background
3,962 9/9/2009 nafta
spigot: T PANTS HOW CAN THEY AFFORD TO JUST GIVE 3D SMILIES AWAY LIKE THAT (IN PACKS EVEN) pants: T SPIGOT NAFTA
pants
spigot
#bargains
#hammie-treats
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#title-mismatch
#urinal-background
3,963 9/10/2009 and with that the problem was solved
pants: A WHAT pants: GET A ROPE
pants
#pants-solo
#sfw
#urinal-background
3,964 9/11/2009 uncomfortable silence
pants: STOP BEATING ME OFF BETWEEN SONGS, YOU SLOW DOWN WHEN THE MUSIC FADES OUT AND THEN YOU ARE TOTALLY NOT BEATING ME OFF IN THE UNCOMFORTABLE SILENCE BETWEEN SONGS deuce: GHGAHLGALHAGLHGA pants: STOP
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#fannypack
#filler-panel
#handjob
#huffy-pants
#urinal-background
3,965 9/12/2009 blue velvet and the crow
spigot: I'M NINETEEN AND THEREFORE FIGHT CLUB IS THE GREATEST UNDERGROUND CULT MOVIE EVER!!!!!!! spigot: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRAZIL AND CLOCKWORK ORANGE AND BLUE VELVET AND THE CROW
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#millennials
#movies
#nineties-kids
#poo
#sfw
#spigot-points
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
3,966 9/13/2009 all those in favor
spigot: ALL THOSE IN FAVOR?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!!?!? spigot: HURMPH spigot: THE DONGS HAVE IT
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#spigot-solo
3,967 9/14/2009 he sleeps like that
net: COCKS? net: WHY DO THEY CALL YOU PANTS? net: I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU WEAR ANY pants: ZZZ
net
pants
#cocks
#net-pants
#pants-sleeping
#urinal-background
3,968 9/15/2009 stay in school
spigot: GOD RECALLS DIRT, ROCKS, TREES, STICKS, THE SEA, SPACE, FLASH 7 spigot: ALL CHOKING HAZARDS!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: STAY IN SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!
spigot
#choking-hazard
#macromedia
#sfw
#spigot-points
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
3,969 9/16/2009 pool day
spigot: IS TODAY A POOL DAY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! deuce: EVERY DAY IS POOL DAY
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#pool-day
#sfw
#urinal-background
3,970 9/17/2009 can we afford not to
spigot: CAN WE AFFORD NOT TO SUPPORT CLONING PROSTITUTES
spigot
#deja-vu
#prostitute
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
3,971 9/18/2009 down a hole
pants: I FELL DOWN A HOLE AND NOW I'M WET/COLD
pants
#hole
#hole-problems
#pants-solo
#sfw
#urinal-background
3,972 9/19/2009 the captain
pants: THE CAPTAIN ALWAYS GOES DOWN ON THE SHIP
pants
#pants-solo
#urinal-background
3,973 9/20/2009 we're going to the moon
pants: ORGY-PORGY GIVES RELEASE
pants
#brave-new-world
#moon
#orgy-porgy
#pants-solo
3,974 9/21/2009 we're going to get along just fine
deuce: I'M LOOKING FOR SOME KIND OF ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF MY DIRTY BALLS pants: COCKS? deuce: I BELIEVE SO pants: WE'RE GOING TO GET ALONG JUST FINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN deuce: EXCELLENT
deuce
pants
#balls
#deuce-pants
#dogshit
#urinal-background
3,975 9/22/2009 we're unsigned
deuce: OKAY PEOPLE THE OPERATOR <<(CHAR *) FUNCTIONS ARE CRASHING IN VISUAL C++ deuce: I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG SO I'M GOING TO SUCK THIS DICK HERE spigot: HUGLUBGHLUH UNSIGNED HUGLURHLBUH
deuce
spigot
#c
#cocksucking
#deuce-spigot
#programming
#urinal-background
3,976 9/23/2009 we're yes and no
pants: GAYER THAN THOU deuce: NO
deuce
pants
#balls
#deuce-pants
#gay
#gay-contest
#urinal-background
3,977 9/24/2009 we're suck it seriously
spigot: NOW I'LL BE THE GAY JESUS AND NAIL MYSELF TO THIS COCK WITH MY MOUTH deuce: UNGH pants: SUCK IT pants: SERIOUSLY
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#gay
#jesus
#urinal-background
3,978 9/25/2009 we're you're not looking
pants: GOT SOME GAYNESS HERE pants: LOOK LOOK LOOK pants: YOU'RE NOT LOOKING
pants
#be-gay-with-me
#gay
#look
#pants-solo
#urinal-background
3,979 9/26/2009 we're zones in the chooser
spigot: I CAN'T SEE ZONES IN THE CHOOSER WHEN I TRY TO GO TO JERKCITY deuce: PUT PLUNGERS IN THE TOILETS ETC
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#macintosh
#urinal-background
3,980 9/27/2009 fun and profit
dick: SUCKING RANDOM DICK FOR FUN AND PROFIT deuce: HHUHUHUHUHHUHUHUHUHUHUHU JOINING YOU deuce: T DICK HOW SHALL WE STARTING SUCKING DEPTH FIRST OR BREADTH FIRST dick: ONE IN MY HAND IS WORTH TWO UP MY ASS deuce: WHILE YOU'RE SITTING THERE NOT ANSWERING ME THE DICKS ARE GETTING OUT OF HAND dick: NOT REALLY!!!!!!!
deuce
dick
#deuce-dick
#urinal-backround
3,981 9/28/2009 shut up
deuce: SHUT UP atandt: BLEAT
atandt
deuce
#atandt-deuce
#atandt-deuce-disconnect
#bleat
#deja-vu
#sfw
3,982 9/29/2009 why can't we do both
bung: WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY!!! bung: WE SHOULD ALL GO TO THE PARK AND HAVE A PICNIC OR SUCK COCK deuce: WHY CAN'T WE DO BOTH
bung
deuce
#bung-deuce
#cocksucking
#drunk-deuce
#urinal-background
3,983 9/30/2009 are you okay
pants: ARE YOU OKAY : DEUCE GURGLES pants: SHOULD I CHOKE YOU
deuce
pants
#a-love-story
#choking
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#urinal-background
3,984 10/1/2009 beat the shit out of me
pants: WE'LL LICK DICK UNDERWATER UNTIL SUNSET pants: WHY DON'T YOU UH TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF deuce: AT LEAST BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ME SEVERELY pants: GET COMFORTABLE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dicklicking
#underwater
#urinal-background
3,985 10/2/2009 fat face
spigot: MISSING YOUR FAT FACE AND HEAD pants: PRICKS ARE PEOPLE TOO
pants
spigot
#fat
#pants-spigot
3,986 10/3/2009 try not to think about it
pants: I SMELL OF BLEACH
pants
#hi-fi
#pants-solo
#sfw
#title-mismatch
#urinal-background
3,987 10/4/2009 go fuck yourself
atandt: OH deuce: GO FUCK YOURSELF atandt: OK atandt: HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
atandt
deuce
#atandt-deuce
#atandt-deuce-disconnect
#clip-art
#clipart
#duck
#go-fuck-yourself
#urinal-background
3,988 10/5/2009 an afternoon at the cranberry bog
pants: SING A SONG OF PEDOBEAR pants: BACK AWAY FROM THE COCK SLOWLY pants: SUCKING DICK IN A CRANBERRY BOG
pants
#pants-solo
#pedobear
#urinal-background
3,989 10/6/2009 so there
spigot: SON OF A deuce: DICKS
deuce
spigot
#urinal-background
3,990 10/7/2009 done deal
spigot: JERK WITH ME deuce: DONE DEAL
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#jerking
#negotiations
#urinal-background
3,991 10/8/2009 breakfast
spigot: I APPEAR TO BE CHOKING DOWN DONGS FOR BREAKFAST
spigot
#dongs
#nuggh
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
3,992 10/9/2009 can't be in the club
atandt: LOOKING FOR SOME SYMPATHY HERE (BALLS) atandt: IF I CAN'T BE IN THE CLUB I'M GOING TO *HUFF* atandt: COCKS
atandt
#balls
#urinal-background
3,993 10/10/2009 here are some fucking pills
deuce: I'M IN HYPOGLYCEMIC SHOCK spigot: HERE ARE SOME FUCKING PILLS FOR YOUR LIMP-ASS DICK
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#diabetes
#dick
#pills
#urinal-background
3,994 10/11/2009 shark week
deuce: I CAN'T FEEL BELOW MY KNEES deuce: WHICH IS PROBABLY CONVENIENT AT THIS POINT BECAUSE THERE'S A LARGE SHARK ATTACHED TO THEM
deuce
#deuce-solo
#sfw
#shark
#urinal-background
3,995 10/12/2009 hickory dickory dock
spigot: HICKORY DICKORY DOCK spigot: THE MOUSE DID SOMETHING UNSAVORY uncredited rageguy: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
spigot
#nursery-rhyme
#rageface
#spigot-solo
#uncredited-character
3,996 10/13/2009 take it
pants: HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF pants: NUGGGGGGGGGGGH pants: TAKE IT
pants
#huffing
#mouse-cursor
#nuggh
#pants-solo
#sfw
#sound-effects
#urinal-background
3,997 10/14/2009 someone's fat today
deuce: SOMEONE'S FAT TODAY
deuce
#deuce-solo
#fat
#sfw
#twitter
#urinal-background
3,998 10/17/2009 gone fishing
pants: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT pants: CAN'T WE TAKE A DAY OFF ?!? pants: UP YOURS FAGGOT
pants
#meta
#pants-solo
#urinal-background
3,999 10/18/2009 and we hope you enjoy the show
atandt: WELCOME TO JERKCITY atandt: PLEASE, NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY atandt: AND WE HOPE YOU ENJOY THE SHOW pants: SOAPING DIE FUCKERS ONTO THE BATHROOM WALL
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#bathroom
#die-fuckers
#soap
#urinal-background
#whisper
4,000 10/19/2009 important message from deuce at jerkcity
deuce: EAT SHIT
deuce
#coprophagia
#deuce-solo
#hi-fi
#shit
#twitter
#urinal-background
#url
4,001 10/20/2009 welcome back constant reader
pants: SOMEWHERE BETWEEN "NICELY TOASTED" AND "FIGHTING WITH COPS" pants: OH HI I'M PANTS pants: AND YOU'RE READING JERKCITY
pants
#drugs
#pants-from-jerkcity
#pants-solo
#urinal-background
4,002 10/21/2009 somebody roll me over
pants: I'M TIRED pants: HOW WILL I EVER EAT THIS COCK SANDWICH pants: OOOOH SOMEBODY ROLL ME OVER
pants
#cock
#pants-solo
#tired
#urinal-background
4,003 10/22/2009 codename: analizer
pants: WHAT KIND OF GIRL DO YOU TAKE ME FOR
pants
#anal
#codename
#huffy-pants
#pants-solo
#porn
#urinal-background
4,004 10/23/2009 you're making it bend
deuce: SPIGOT THE BEAR, YOU LOOK LOVELY IN THIS LIGHT deuce: HOLD THE FUCK STILL YOU'RE MAKING IT BEND spigot: NUTS spigot: IF SOMEONE COULD PLUG THE END OF THIS KEYBOARD CABLE INTO AN EXTENSION CABLE INTO THE CUBE IN BUILDING 21, I COULD VIEW PORN FROM THE BUSHES deuce: IF ANYTHING BREAKS OFF IN YOU I'M GOING TO BE VERY PUT OUT
deuce
spigot
#bushes
#deuce-spigot
#mouse-cursor
#porn
#spigot-the-bear
4,005 10/24/2009 what the hell is going on here
deuce: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE deuce: IF I CONCATENATE THE IDENTITY MATRIX NOTHING HAPPENS deuce: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
deuce
#deuce-solo
#math
#matrix-arithmetic
#urinal-background
4,006 10/25/2009 grow up big and strong
pants: LIE ON YOUR STOMACH pants: PUT YOUR HAIR IN PIGTAILS SO I CAN STEER deuce: GROW UP BIG AND STRONG deuce: EAT YOUR QUEERNUTS pants: FUCK YOU PAY ME
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#fuck-you-pay-me
#goodfellas
#queernuts
#urinal-background
4,007 10/26/2009 i am going to fuck your face
deuce: BHBHALBAHLB deuce: HBAHLBAHLBAL HURTING deuce: BLBLABHABH HLAHBHLAH
deuce
#deuce-solo
#urinal-background
4,008 10/27/2009 lunch time
deuce: PLEASE STOP SQUIRMING deuce: YOU'RE ONLY HURTING YOURSELF deuce: LUNCHTIME
deuce
#deuce-solo
4,009 10/28/2009 eat my dust
(pants): BRING A FRIEND IN CASE I CHOKE YOU TOO HARD AND TOO LONG .(pants): EITHER WAY I'LL HAVE SOMEBODY TO CHOKE pants: EAT MY DUST YOU INSENSITIVE FUCK
pants
#catherine-wheel
#choking
#pants-solo
#urinal-background
#whisper
4,010 10/29/2009 all this fucking and sucking
pants: ALL THIS SUCKING AND FUCKING IS MAKING ME REALLY HUNGRY FOR BEEF spigot: WANTS PIE spigot: WANTS MCDONALDS spigot: CAN'T BREATHE
pants
spigot
#hammy
#mcdonalds
#pants-spigot
#pie
#urinal-background
4,011 10/30/2009 even if you hate it
pants: CALL WHAT I'M DOING TO YOU LOVE EVEN IF YOU HATE IT pants: ESPECIALLY IF YOU HATE IT pants: SUCKING DICKS ABOVE THE SUPER K-MART
pants
#dicksucking
#hate
#k-mart
#love
#pants-solo
#sucking-dicks
#super-k-mart
#urinal-background
4,012 10/31/2009 adam's pumpkin
pants
#halloween
#picture
#pumpkin
4,013 11/1/2009 you in the back
deuce: YOU IN THE BACK WHAT IS YOUR NAME bung: I WANT MY MONEY BACK pants: FUCK YOU
bung
deuce
pants
#bung-deuce-pants
#mouse-cursor
#urinal-background
4,014 11/2/2009 stomp my grapes
pants: [19~ pants: [20~ pants: [20~ pants: [20~ pants: [20~ pants: [20~ pants: [20~ pants: [20~[20~
pants
#genital-mutilation
#grapes
#mouse-cursor
#pants-solo
#repetition
#sfw
#urinal-background
#vt100
4,015 11/3/2009 the absolutely true story of pants from jerkcity
pants: [20~[20~ pants: [20~ pants: [20~ pants: [20~ pants: [20~ pants: [20~ pants: [20~ pants: [20~[20~
pants
#loop
#pants-from-jerkcity
#pants-solo
#repetition
#sfw
#urinal-background
#vt100
#weird-pants-face
4,016 11/4/2009 take it all
pants: [20~[20~[20~ pants: [20~[20~[20~ pants: [20~[20~ pants: [20~[20~ pants: [20~ pants: [20~ pants: [20~ pants: NUGGGGGH TAKE IT ALL
pants
#nuggh
#pants-solo
#repetition
#urinal-background
#vt100
4,017 11/5/2009 wow it's me
pants: PANTS (FROM JERKCITY) NOW MORE THAN EVER pants: WOW IT'S ME pants: LOOK OUT WORLD pants: HERE COMES MOUTH pants: ARE YOU THERE GOD IT'S ME PANTS (FROM JERKCITY)
pants
#huffy-pants
#judy-blume
#mouth
#mouth-of-pants
#pants-solo
#weird-pants-face
4,018 11/6/2009 like water i have no color
pants: LIKE WATER... pants: ...I HAVE NO COLOR pants: PUTTING YOUR FAMILY IN A PIT AND MACHINE GUNNING THEM
pants
#bunny
#gun
#mouse-cursor
#pants-solo
#urinal-background
#violence
4,019 11/7/2009 words that hurt
spigot: STOP USING WORDS THAT HURT AND START USING COCKS THAT POKE
spigot
#cocks
#spanish
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
4,020 11/8/2009 a very important message from spigot the bear
spigot: THE UNBEARABLE LIGHTNESS OF BONERS spigot: BHLALBHALHBLH SPITTING ON MY HAND BECAUSE I FORGOT TO BUY LOTION
spigot
#lotion
#spigot-solo
#spigot-the-bear
#urinal-background
4,021 11/9/2009 back rub
pants: T SPIGOT I'M STILL WAITING ON THE BACKRUB spigot: T PANTS THIS ISN'T WORKING PLEASE MOVE OUT
pants
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#huffy-pants
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#urinal-background
4,022 11/10/2009 porn stack
pants: T SPIGOT I JIZZED UP YOUR TOILET PORN STACK pants: AND pants: I'M SORRY
pants
spigot
#jizz
#pants-spigot
#porn
#toilet
4,023 11/11/2009 deuce rides
deuce: I GUESS WHAT I'M SAYING IS DICKS pants: I'M GONNA RIDE ON TOP OF YOU deuce: HELLS YEAH
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dicks
#urinal-background
#weird-pants-face
4,024 11/12/2009 macaroni and cheese
pants: T SPIGOT WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR MY TALE OF INCEST AND DRUBBING AS A TEENAGE GIRL spigot: I DON'T KNOW WHAT DRUBBING IS BUT IF IT'S ANYTHING LIKE MACARONI AND CHEESE!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!
pants
spigot
#deja-vu
#drubbing
#incest
#macaroni-and-cheese
#pants-spigot
#teenage-girl
#urinal-background
#vocabulary-problems
4,025 11/13/2009 sucking dick in the super k-mart
(pants): OKAY NOW THIS TIME I'M SUCKING DICK IN THE SUPER K-MART (pants): I'M OUT OF CONTROL
pants
#dicksucking
#k-mart
#out-of-control
#pants-solo
#sucking-dicks
#super-k-mart
#whisper
4,026 11/14/2009 farther and farther into the night
deuce: SUCKIN' IT deuce: I DIDN'T EVEN GET THEM ALL HERE pants: THERE IS NO NEED TO FORM ANY LINE ON THE PLATFORM pants: COMPUTERS ARE A VERY CONVENIENT WAY TO COMMUNICATE AS WELL deuce: SOME BIG OL' SUCKIN' GOIN' ON
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dj-rapekit
#urinal-background
4,027 11/15/2009 choking on a mouse cursor
spigot: LET'S ALL SET OUR PHASERS ON "BORING" deuce: YOU COCKSUCKING LIBERAL
deuce
spigot
#deuce-eating-mouse-cursor
#deuce-spigot
#mouse-cursor
#politics
#star-trek
#urinal-background
4,028 11/16/2009 chairman of the stall
spigot: I'M FAG SINATRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pants: IT'S YOUR WORLD spigot: CHAIRMAN OF THE STALL pants: WE'RE JUST HULAGHUALHGULAHULGHALG LIVING IN IT
pants
spigot
#gun
#pants-spigot
#rape
#sinatra
#urinal-background
4,029 11/17/2009 piece of shit
(ozone): HOW DO I FILE BUGS IN JERKCITY ozone: -- UNKNOWN COMMAND: ".BUG" ozone: GODDAMN PIECE OF SHIT
ozone
#bug-report
#ozone-solo
#urinal-background
4,030 11/18/2009 prick server 5000
deuce: ARF spigot: PRICKSERVER 5000
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#prickserver-5000
#urinal-background
4,031 11/19/2009 i'm so sorry
pants: DIE DIE DIE YOU FUCKING BITCH DIE DIE DIE pants: OH GOD I'M SO SORRY I PROMISE I'LL NEVER CHOKE YOU AGAIN pants: FUCKING BITCH DIE DIE DIE WHY WON'T YOU GIVE UP THE GHOST DIE DIE
pants
#choking
#pants-solo
#urinal-background
#violence
4,032 11/20/2009 what
pants: I JUST NEED YOUR LOCATION WITHIN A 50 MILE RADIUS pants: WHAT pants: OH, NOTHING
pants
#pants-solo
#stalking
#urinal-background
4,033 11/21/2009 first day of boot camp
deuce: HI THIS IS AN AWFULLY INTERESTING FIRE HYDRANT pants: DUH pants: DUHHHHHHHHHHH pants: FUCKING DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH bung: NOT SURE IF THIS IS THE FIRST DAY OF BOOTCAMP OR SOME GAY VAUDEVILLE SHOW
bung
deuce
pants
#bung-deuce-pants
#duh
#fire-hydrant
#gay
#urinal-background
4,034 11/25/2009 somebody's tripping
pants: SOMEBODY'S TRIPPING deuce: DRINKING URINE FOR MY OWN GOOD
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#urine
4,035 11/26/2009 space jerkin'
spigot: I LIKE TO JERK IN SPACE spigot: SPACE JERKIN' spigot: HURF OOF LURRRRR spigot: YOU KNOW THE WORDS FUCKING SING
spigot
#black-background
#singing
#spigot-solo
4,036 11/27/2009 fake cigar
pants: KA-BOOM pants: MY PENIS EXPLODED pants: IT WAS A FAKE CIGAR THE WHOLE TIME
pants
#fake-cigar
#green-background
#joke
#pants-solo
#penis
4,037 11/28/2009 intelligent design
pants: DO FAGS GO TO HEAVEN deuce: NO THEY JUST DIE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#heaven
#mountain-background
4,038 11/29/2009 greasy asshole
deuce: I THOUGHT MAYBE I WAS PASSING A KIDNEY STONE BUT IT TURNED OUT I WAS JUST GAY deuce: RIGHT ozone: THAT WOULD EXPLAIN THE GREASY ASSHOLE deuce: LUBRICATED WITH (MUMBLE) BRAND LUBRICANT
deuce
ozone
#brand
#deuce-ozone
#gay
#lube
#mountain-background
#null
4,039 11/30/2009 ode unto twitter
pants: TWITTER!!!!!!!!!!!! pants: WOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOH pants: FUCK YEAH WOOOO OOOOOOH MASTURBATING TO THE UNMASTURBATABLE
pants
#bonequest-hi-fi
#mountain-background
#pants-solo
#twitter
4,040 12/1/2009 jerkcity presents !!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: JERKCITY PRESENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: I'VE SEEN BIGGER STARS AFTER SITTING ON MY NUTS
spigot
#mountain-background
#nuts-of-spigot
#spigot-solo
4,041 12/2/2009 starfleet is one word
atandt: T DEUCE I AM RECOMMENDING YOUR EXPULSION FROM STAR FLEET ACADEMY deuce: T ATANDT ANY REAL TREKKER WOULD KNOW THAT STARFLEET IS ONE WORD
atandt
deuce
#sfw
#star-trek
#woodring-field-background
4,042 12/3/2009 let them collide
pants: AAAAAAAND BACK TO THE BATHROOM BACKGROUND FOR ANOTHER FOUR MONTHS pants: LET YOUR BALLS COLLIDE pants: LDAP
pants
#balls
#ldap
#meta
#pants-solo
#programming
#urinal-background
4,043 12/4/2009 high fructose corn syrup
pants: SMEARING HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP ON MY DICK pants: YOUR BROWSER DOES NOT ACCEPT COOKIES. IF YOU WANT TO PUT PRODUCTS INTO YOUR CART AND PURCHASE THEM YOU NEED TO ENABLE COOKIES. pants: I SHALL DESTROY ALL THE CIVILIZED PLANETS
pants
#cookies
#fletcher-hanks
#high-fructose-corn-syrup
#pants-solo
#stardust-the-space-wizard
#urinal-background
#weird-pants-face
4,044 12/5/2009 too much in the background
deuce: YOU WERE HERE THE WHOLE TIME pants: YES pants: BUT I'VE STAYED TOO MUCH IN THE BACKGROUND pants: TOO MUCH IN THE BACKGROUND
deuce
pants
#background
#deuce-pants
#dj-rapekit
#repetition
#sfw
#urinal-background
4,045 12/6/2009 line up and smell the nuts
deuce: EVERYBODY LINE UP AND SMELL THE NUTS spigot: BUT spigot: CAN'T spigot: WITH spigot: I spigot: URF deuce: SMELL THEM
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#nuts
#smell
#urinal-background
4,046 12/7/2009 his face
pants: MY FACE pants: MY FACE pants: MY FAGGY STUPID FACE deuce: I DON'T THINK YOU'RE BEING SINCERE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#face-of-pants
#mouse-cursor
#sincere
#the-face-of-pants
#urinal-background
4,047 12/8/2009 silicon crackers
spigot: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN PLEASE WELCOME THE BAY AREA'S GREATEST IMPROV TROUPES!!!!!!!!! SILICON CRACKERS spigot: YOU PEOPLE DON'T DESERVE TO KNOW HOW MANY ENGINEERS IT TAKES TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB spigot: WHO THREW THAT
spigot
#bay-area
#comedy
#improv
#physical-humor
#san-francisco
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
4,048 12/9/2009 he votes dicks
pants: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I AM ONE BAD RABBIT pants: ALL SUSPECTS ARE INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY pants: I VOTE DICKS
pants
#pants-solo
#rabbit
#urinal-background
#weird-pants-face
4,049 12/10/2009 they huddle around him
pants: THEY HUDDLE AROUND ME AND FORCE ME TO SUCK deuce: T PANTS I'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WOULDN'T TAKE OUR CONVERSATIONS INTO PUBLIC WITHOUT COMPLETE AUTHORIZATION
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#forced-sucking
#public-disclosure
#sucking
#urinal-background
4,050 12/11/2009 cups and balls
spigot: DOLLY MADISON FRUIT PIES HIGHLIGHTING MY UTTER GAYNESS spigot: SOMEONE PLEASE FUCKING TAKE MY PICTURE atandt: LEMME TRY THAT AGAIN atandt: CLICK spigot: A GOOD MAGICIAN NEVER DOES HIS TRICKS TWICE (UNLESS IT'S CUPS AND BALLS)
atandt
spigot
#balls
#gayness
#magic
#pies
#warning
#woodring-stairs-background
4,051 12/12/2009 we're all a fucking family
spigot: DICKLICKERS AHOY spigot: WE'RE ALL A FUCKING FAMILY HERE TODAY PEOPLE spigot: GAY STUDENT CLINGS TO LIFE, DONGS
spigot
#ahoy
#dicklicking
#family
#gay
#null
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
4,052 12/13/2009 in his soup
spigot: WAITER spigot: WHAT'S THIS FAG DOING IN MY SOUP pants: SUCKING SIR
pants
spigot
#fag
#pants-spigot
#soup
#sucking
#urinal-background
#waiter
4,053 12/14/2009 for the soul
deuce: PISS IS CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE SOUL
deuce
#deuce-solo
#piss
#urinal-background
4,054 12/15/2009 while i'm here
spigot: TO: ALL spigot: DON'T FUCKING LOCK THE CANDY CABINET WHILE I'M HERE
spigot
#candy
#email
#fatness
#hi-fi
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
4,055 12/16/2009 we're gonna need
spigot: WE'RE GONNA NEED MY DONG IN THE STORM DRAIN
spigot
#dong
#mouse-cursor
#spigot-solo
#storm-drain
#urinal-background
4,056 12/17/2009 the story of a boy who becomes a man
spigot: MY FAT NUTS WROTE A SCREENPLAY OVER THE HOLIDAYS spigot: IT'S THE STORY OF A BOY WHO BECOMES A MAN spigot: MAN: (GRABS BOY) SUCK THIS DICK spigot: BOY (STRUGGLING) NO, IT'S TOO MUCH spigot: MAN: SUCK WITH YOUR HEART AND NOT YOUR MOUTH spigot: BOY: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM TODAY I'M QUEER spigot: MAN (GRABS BOYS NECK): I'LL KILL ALL QUEER COCKSUCKERS spigot: (END ACT 1)
spigot
#dicksucking
#mouse-cursor
#mouth
#nuts-of-spigot
#play
#queer
#spigot-solo
#sucking
#urinal-background
4,057 12/18/2009 yes yes a thousand times yes
deuce: YES deuce: YES deuce: YES deuce: YES spigot: PLEASE PASS THE HUGE MOUTH
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#mouth
#sfw
#urinal-background
4,058 12/19/2009 right fucking now
pants: T PANTS I NEED YOUR STUPID FUCKING APPLE ][ CRAP OUT OF MY PRECIOUS CLOSET RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR IT'S GOING ON THE SIDEWALK deuce: ] deuce: UH deuce: THAT WASN'T ME
deuce
pants
#apple
#apple-ii
#command-prompt
#deuce-pants
#huffy-pants
#urinal-background
4,059 12/20/2009 he would like to fight wetness
pants: I WOULD LIKE TO FIGHT WETNESS pants: BEFORE IT STARTS
pants
#diaper
#pants-solo
#urinal-background
#urine
#wetness
4,060 12/21/2009 he may
pants: T DEUCE YOU WANT MY BODY pants: MMMMMM deuce: T PANTS I MAY pants: MY GYPSY GIRL
deuce
pants
#body
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#gypsy
#urinal-background
4,061 12/22/2009 hands up
deuce: HANDS UP !!!!!!!!! WHO LIKES SPANKING IT TO BLACK CHICKS (deuce): HELLO deuce: OH DON'T ACT LIKE I'M THE ONLY ONE
deuce
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#porn
#urinal-background
#whisper
4,062 12/23/2009 talking about dick
pants: I FIND IT REFRESHING deuce: DON'T YOU MEAN EXHILARATING??!?!
deuce
pants
#urinal-background
4,063 12/24/2009 christ on a motherfucking cross
deuce: CHRIST ON A MOTHERFUCKING CROSS spigot: DO YOU SUCK DICKS WITH THAT MOUTH????????????
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#mouth
4,064 12/25/2009 merry christ mas
pants: MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM PANTS AT JERKCITY pants: AND THE REST OF THE STUPID COCKSUCKERS HERE pants: RELEASE THE KRAKEN
pants
#bonequest-hi-fi
#christmas
#cocksucker
#kraken
#pants-from-jerkcity
#pants-solo
#pink-background
4,065 12/26/2009 my day in court
dick: BAILIFF!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: THIS COURT RULES IN FAVOR OF THE PLAINTIFF ON ACCOUNT OF HER K-RAZY TITTIES!!!!!!!!!! deuce: PLEASE REMOVE ME FROM THE COURTROOM
deuce
dick
spigot
#court
#courtroom
#dick-deuce-spigot
#mouse-cursor
#tits
#urinal-background
4,066 12/27/2009 about box
pants: IS THIS THE ABOUT BOX deuce: I'M DOWN THE WELL AGAIN
deuce
pants
#about-box
#deuce-pants
#urinal-background
4,067 12/30/2009 that would explain the fatness
deuce: SURE IS QUIET NOW THAT PANTS GOT PREGNANT
deuce
#fatness
#sfw
#urinal-background
4,068 12/31/2009 preggo
pants: PREGGO pants: CAUSING EROSION IN YOUR FACE/NECK/BALLS AREA pants: TUGGING AND TUGGING AND TUGGING SOME MORE
pants
#pants-solo
#urinal-background
#weird-pants-face

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