net: I'VE GOT GAY WHO WANTS SOME deuce: T NET CAN YOU SPARE IT ?!?!?! net: I'VE GOT A WHOLE LOT MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM (net): THIS IS FROM MY PRIVATE STASH

spigot: TAKE THE GAY TRAIN spigot: ONLY IF YOU'RE FAMILIAR WITH ALL THE QUEER PROTOCOLS spigot: LEFT POCKET RIGHT POCKET BLUE HANKY BROWN HANKY IT'S ALL SO COMPLICATED

spigot: THAT'S A COCKADOODLE CAN-DO spigot: <!-- BEGIN HIDING SPIGOT FROM NON-JAVASCRIPT ENABLED BROWSER>/HREF

spigot: BUFFERING spigot: 75% spigot: 90% spigot: 99% spigot: F A G

spigot: SOME KIND OF CLAMP SQUEEZING AND STUFFING MY BALLS INTO AN ENVELOPE AND MAILING MYSELF BACK TO JERKCITY ANONYMOUSLY pants: 4000 FOLLOWERS TREAT pants: *** NO IDENT RESPONSE

deuce: LOOK AT ME AND MY SWEATY BALLS WOULD YOU deuce: I SAID WOULD YOU pants: I AM TRYING BUT YOU ARE PULLING MY HAIR

spigot: I'M A GAUSSIAN BLUR spigot: HURRRRRRRR MY WHOLE NUTS AND FACE ARE A BIG BLURRY FLURRY OF EXCITEMENT AND SPURT spigot: VIRTUAL CRAPFEST

pants: GOODNIGHT MOUTH pants: PUTTING YOU TO REST FOR AN HOUR SO YOU DO NOT OVERHEAT ON ME AGAIN pants: JUST pants: THAT pants: GAY

pants: IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE THAT COLOR deuce: HOLY GOD

spigot: TODAY'S CONTENT IS ALL ABOUT MY GOLDEN LOCKS OF FAGGOTY HAIR AND HOW FAT MY GIRLFRIEND AND ALSO A NEW WORK OF FILK I LIKE TO CALL STAIRWAY TO BLAKE'S SEVEN pants: HEAD NOW PLEASE

deuce: HURRAY FOR THE GIFT OF LAUGHTER spigot: ANNE FRANK

deuce: (THROWN) OH THANK GOD I'M THE LUCKIEST MAN ALI (CRUSHED)

spigot: SUBJECT: WE'RE LETTING YOU GO spigot: SUBJECT: YOU'RE FIRED spigot: SUBJECT: SERIOUSLY, GET OUT

spigot: T DEUCE IN ASIAN CULTURES IT'S CONSIDERED A SIGN OF RESPECT TO DRIVE TO SF AND HAND ME THE BONG THAT FELL OUT THE WINDOW spigot: AND THEN DRIVE BACK WITHOUT ASKING FOR A BEVERAGE spigot: OR ANY FORM OF CONVERSATION

bung: SHHH, HERE COMES DAD bung: BUH bung: HOLD THE DOG STILL OR I'LL NEVER CUM deuce: MAKING HUMBURGERS PEOPLE

spigot: KISS MY NUTS spigot: THEN KISS MY NUTS spigot: THEN KISS MY NUTS AGAIN deuce: IT'S ALL ABOUT NUTS WITH YOU

deuce: HI pants: HI pants: ARE WE TWO FAGS OR WHAT deuce: CUE GAY MUSIC

pants: LOOK AT ALL THE FUCKING FAGGOTS pants: WORD UP SHITHEADS ozone: ANYONE WANT TO GO OUT FOR DICK OR DID YOU ALL GET DICK EARLIER WITHOUT ME pants: THERE'S ALWAYS ROOM FOR DICK ozone: I WANT LEMON

deuce: HOW DO ALL OF THESE SPAMMERS KNOW THAT I HAVE A WEIGHT PROBLEM AND DESPERATELY WANT TO SHED THOSE POUNDS pants: AMAZING THAT

spigot: T PANTS REMEMBER WHEN WE LIVED TOGETHER AND SHARED THE TOILET AND OUR STREAMS OF PISS MADE AN "X" pants: T SPIGOT YOU'RE MAKING ME CRY

spigot: DOSES PEOPLE spigot: I'M JERKING ON MY BONER spigot: I'M PISSING IN MY FACE pants: YUCK deuce: I GOT PISS ON ME

spigot: WHY WOULD I RUN GIMP WHEN I'VE GOT BANNERMANIA RIGHT HERE spigot: T PANTS NEED S/N

spigot: CHOKING ME spigot: SHOVING HOT DOGS INTO MY MOUTH spigot: LEAVING ME FOR DEAD BEHIND THE 7-11

spigot: YAY HERE'S THE PORN spigot: HUBLAHAHBALHBL DICKS FOR ME pants: HUBLAHAHBALHBL pants: I KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE THAT pants: FIRST MAKE AN O pants: SLJKDFHSKDFHKSDJFHSKJDFHKSJDFHKSDFHS(D*FHISDF GOD HELP ASNLDKFJLSDFJ

spigot: BONJOUR spigot: I'M PIERRE THE FRENCH DICKLICKER!!!!!!!!! spigot: WHY WOULD I LIE ABOUT THAT

spigot: FOLKS IT'S A NEW DAY IN AMERICA spigot: SHOVING A SLEEVE OF FIG NEWTONS INTO MY MOUTH LIKE A WOODCHIPPER

bung: ANY FAGS AROUND spigot: MY HAND IS UP

deuce: WHERE IS THE LOVE (pants): RIGHT HERE pants: CUPPED IN MY HANDS

spigot: HURMPH spigot: URMPH spigot: I AM FALLING DOWN THE ESCALATOR

spigot: SERIOUSLY APPRECIATIVE OF THE WAY YOU TOOK IT IN THE FACE OVER LABOR DAY spigot: OR DO I MEAN UP THE FACE spigot: WHICHEVER

pants: LET'S SMUGGLE THINGS IN AND OUT OF EACH OTHER pants: CONTAINS NO APPLE JUICE deuce: BIKINI ZONE

pants: I CONSIDER THIS TO BE ALL THE WAY ERECT pants: HALF MAST deuce: I WANT A REFUND OF ALL THE JIZZ I'VE DEPOSITED IN YOU pants: DOWNSIZING FAST

spigot: THAT'S NO WAY TO BEHAVE spigot: HUHHHHHH spigot: PRICKASAURUS FACE

deuce: THE NAMESERVER'S DOWN SO I'M STRANDED deuce: SOMEBODY HOLD ME

pants: DORK FARM pants: LET'S GO pants: LINE UP

deuce: WHY AM I SO HARD RIGHT NOW deuce: UNCOMFORTABLE SILENCE

: Dick

deuce: YOU ARE FODDER FOR THE BEATING deuce: THAT IS WHY GOD MADE YOU deuce: THAT IS YOUR PURPOSE IN LIFE deuce: TO BE ON THE RECEIVING END OF PUNCHES AND KICKS

spigot: LET'S POO TOGETHER AFTER SCHOOL spigot: PLEASE

pants: EXPLODES deuce: SOMEONE'S GOT A SERIOUS ATTITUDE PROBLEM deuce: AND THIS TIME IT'S NOT ME

deuce: HERE YOU ARE deuce: AND HERE I AM spigot: UH deuce: LA LA LA LA

pants: I AM GAYER THAN YOU SIR deuce: PROBABLY

pants: GGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR pants: NUUUUUUUUUUHGH BRACING MYSELF AND FAILING pants: NUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH NOT LIKING THIS MUCH

pants: FATSOS LIKE MYSELF DO NOT ENJOY THE HEAT deuce: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM pants: THEREFORE WE MELT, BLOAT UP, EXPLODE deuce: I LIKE DICK pants: JUST A BAD IDEA ALL THE WAY AROUND

spigot: SHOULD IT BE "CHRISTMASSY" OR "CHRISTMASY" deuce: THE LATTER I THINK

spigot: BUHHHHH HUHHHH spigot: PLEDGE BREAK spigot: DOCTOR WHO MARATHON

spigot: I'M GOING TO CLEAN YOU AND RAPE YOU deuce: ARE YOU AWARE MY HUGE COCK IS COMING TO INVOKE SWIFT AND PAINFUL JUSTICE

spigot: CAN I OPT-OUT OF THE MANDATORY HIV TEST

deuce: CAN WE LICK OR WHAT deuce: THEN CAN WE START PLEASE pants: I THINK SO YES deuce: I AM NOT TRYING TO BE PUSHY I JUST NEED SOMETHING LICKED, NEED TO LICK

deuce: HOLY GOOD CHRIST ABOVE spigot: EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP WITH A HEADACHE AND A DAMP ASS

pants: PUSSY IN THE WELL pants: PUTT PUTT PUTT PUTT MOTORBOAT NOISES pants: WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE

pants: GRINDING AGAINST YOU pants: PAIN AND VIOLENCE pants: CRACKING YOUR SKULL THEN MOUTH-FUCKING YOU AND WONDERING WHY MY DICK IS BURNING

spigot: HOMPH HOMPH ANGELS IN THE OUTFIELD HOMPH HOMPH LION KING

spigot: SQURLTLGRLGLGRLRGLRLGLRGLRGRLGRL CARPET deuce: RUNNING TO THE TOILET

spigot: PLEASE PATH THE HUGE MOUTH pants: CAN'T I JUST JOIN THE JERKCITY FACEBOOK GROUP AND LEAVE IT AT THAT pants: ALL RIGHT FINE pants: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH HUGE GAY MOUTH

deuce: GANGLY WET STREAMS OF URINE spigot: DOES LIKING THAT MAKE ME GAY OR JUST A PERVERT

spigot: MAKE 'EM LAUGH spigot: HURBLE DURLBE / GURBLE FURGLE / MAKE 'EM LAUGH spigot: YOU ARE SOAPING ME

spigot: IS THE GOAL TO LICK MY DICK???????????? spigot: I AM SERIOUSLY ASKING FOR HELP spigot: I HAVE AIDS

deuce: QUEER FOR ABUSE deuce: I THINK I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS pants: I DON'T THINK YOU DO pants: BASED ON MY EXPERIENCE WITH YOUR BONER

spigot: FOLKS YOU SAID YOU HAD TICKETS TO BURNING MAN deuce: TO WHAT spigot: TO THE CRAPPER

spigot: GIVING UP spigot: GIVING UP spigot: REALLY GIVING UP deuce: HOLD ME AND WE SHALL CONSUMMATE OUR RELATIONSHIP

deuce: HOW COME MY BUSINESS CARDS SAY CHIEF MASTURBATOR pants: EATING MY OWN DICK SOMEHOW

spigot: LET'S ALL GET HIGH AND THEN GAY deuce: RRRRRRRRR

spigot: IT FEELS LIKE YOUR HAND IS DOWN MY PANTS spigot: AND YOU ARE GROPING AND SQUEEZING AND PINCHING spigot: HURTING deuce: T SPIGOT I DON'T GET YOU

spigot: I BONKED MY HEAD

pants: WHORES pants: WE NEED MORE WHORES deuce: AGREED deuce: NOW SUCK ON MY FAT WANG

deuce: I HAVE BURNED OFF MY FACE/ASS spigot: I WILL EMAIL THE SYSADMIN AND ASK HIM TO UPDATE THE TABLE

deuce: WHO'S GOING TO LICK MY DICK pants: I NOMINATE WALTER MONDALE

pants: MMMMMMMMMMMMMM deuce: ELECTROCUTED

deuce: I'D BETTER JERK OFF JUST TO BE SAFE atandt: GOOD CALL deuce: AFTER ALL THE FATE OF THE WORLD RESTS IN THE BALANCE atandt: YOUR JERK WILL MAKE OR BREAK US

spigot: HERE'S THE CHURCH AND HERE'S THE STEEPLE AND HERE'S MY CATS EATING A POUND OF FIDDLE FADDLE

spigot: GOOD LORD I NEED A TOWEL pants: IT'S UNLOCKED spigot: TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP pants: I SAID IT'S UNLOCKED spigot: BAM BAM BAM BAM HEAD PEOPLE

pants: LEARNING ABOUT BONERS pants: CHAPTER ONE "THEY GO IN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH" spigot: THE END deuce: SIR NO WAIT

spigot: MULTIPLE COUNTS OF CHILD MOLESTATION spigot: TEAMWORK

pants: THE COURT OF THE CRIMSON COCK pants: HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

pants: POOR BERNIE MADOFF deuce: I HOPE HE'S OKAY TONIGHT

pants: OKAY JUST WANTED TO STRUT MY STUFF pants: LIKE A GAY MALE ON DISPLAY pants: BYE NOW

spigot: CHUBBY TOP SEEKS PISS PAL FOR SCRUBBING pants: YOU'VE BEEN UP IN THE BIG BIG CITY FOR TOO LONG spigot: T PANTS OR NOT LONG ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

spigot: IS THE GOD HATES FAGS GUY MARVEL OR DC deuce: I THINK THAT'S THE BIBLE

deuce: COULD EVERYONE JUST STROKE ME OR WHAT pants: ALL AT ONCE ?????????????????????????? OKAY

pants: MY MOUTH IS BORED (spigot): WHY CAN'T MY ASS BE MORE LIKE MY MOUTH EXCEPT FOR THE TALKING

spigot: THE WEATHER STARTED GETTING ROUGH / MY TINY DICK WAS LICKED spigot: IF NOT FOR THE COURAGE OF THE FEARLESS CREW / I AM A DICKLICKER

pants: SLOBBER YUM DUHHHH THIS GAME HAS NO RESET HLAGHLUAGULG

ozone: EEPROM BOOT DEVICE... SD(0,0,0) deuce: INSTABONER

deuce: WHO MADE THIS PUDDLE : PANTS SLOWLY RAISES HIS HAND

deuce: URURURUR deuce: WHO'S UP FOR MY GANGBANGING pants: ARE WE TRYING FOR ANY PARTICULAR RECORDS TODAY

spigot: THIS DOESN'T FEEL LIKE AN ALTERNATE REALITY spigot: IN FACT I CAN'T EVEN FEEL MY LEGS

spigot: I CAN'T KEEP UP pants: YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING pants: YOU'RE JUST LYING THERE LIKE YOU GAVE UP

spigot: MY SCRATCH DISKS ARE FULL spigot: OW

spigot: SHUT UP OR I WILL SERIOUSLY THROW A POPSICLE AT YOU deuce: NOT FUNNY

pants: UH pants: IS THIS THING ON pants: HLAGHLUABLAGBLG I'M PANTS HALGHLUAGHULAG AND YOU'RE WATCHING THE JERKCITY CHANNEL BLBLBLBLBLBL BLOWING BUBBLES

spigot: BBLBBLBBLBBL IT IS SERIOUSLY PROMOTING AN OPEN SMOKING ENVIRONMENT spigot: WE ARE ALL DIZZY AND PASSED OUT ON/AROUND THE COUCH spigot: MY FACE IS SMOOSHED INTO THE JERKCITY

spigot: BUT I LOST MY SOCKS pants: JUST PLEASE LEAVE

pants: JERKCITY FOREVER pants: AND EVER AND EVER pants: AND HALGBLAGUH BLAGBALG YOU GET THE IDEA

pants: HUGE ORC DICKS pants: THE JERKCITY GROUP ON FACEBOOK ISN'T NEARLY BIG ENOUGH pants: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU

deuce: BEATING IT OFF, THEN BEATING IT, THEN BEATING OFF spigot: SOMETIMES BEFORE I BEAT IT OFF, I HAVE TO BEAT IT ****ON**** deuce: I DON'T THINK WE'RE REFERRING TO THE SAME THING deuce: COMPARING NOTES, SPECS

spigot: HOMPTH CRUNCH SUDDENLY PAUSES TO HEAR IF ANYONE IS COMING CRUNCH HOMPTH CRUNCH

pants: ACCORDING TO LEGEND HALGHLAGHLA BLBLBLB GLAGLABGLABGL spigot: REMIND ME AGAIN IF WE DO JERKCITY FOR THE JUSTICE OR FOR THE LULZ

spigot: IS IT SO HARD TO GO BACK IN TIME AND LICK DICK

pants: LORDY pants: SAD TO REPORT THE SS MOUTH HAS RUN AGROUND NEAR LAPLAND

deuce: WHO WANTS CAKES spigot: WELC0ME T0 MY W0RLD

atandt: HELLO DEUCE deuce: FUCK YOU

ozone: HURRRRR ozone: NNNGGGGGGGG ozone: BLUGUL GULUGBLUBLUBGLUGBULBLGUBGLU BGLUBULGBGBLB deuce: HE'S DROWNING IN SOMETHING I THINK

ozone: HAK KAFF WHEEZE CHOKE ozone: CHOKE GASP WHEEZE

deuce: NOBODY MOVE !!!!!! AN UNAUTHORIZED COCK HAS BEEN SUCKED deuce: AND THE PERPETRATOR IS **STILL HERE IN THIS ROOM** pants: ORCHESTRA HIT deuce: THAT WAS TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE

spigot: AS YOU CAN SEE BY HOW MY BALLS ARE PUSHING INTO YOUR FACE IT'S KIND OF A SURPRISE PARTY spigot: I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU AND ME AND MY NUTS AND DICK COULD HANG OUT FOR A WHILE spigot: YOU CAN'T LEAVE IT'S ONLY 9 PM spigot: FINE YOU'RE FAT ANYWAY spigot: GO HOME SEE IF I GIVE A SHIT

deuce: YOUR JUDGE, JURY AND COCKSUCKER pants: WILL YOU BE MY VALENTINE, MY ALIBI

pants: ABSENTMINDEDLY FONDLING MY GENITALS deuce: THREE FUCKING IDIOTS pants: Q*BERT

deuce: T PANTS SO LET'S TALKING ABOUT MY SWELLING pants: TRINITY OR PERHAPS WISHBRINGER pants: BONGJAMMER deuce: T PANTS WAS THAT THE GERMAN VERSION OF SUSPENDED

net: DICKS N STUFF net: STUFF'N DICKS

spigot: TO MAKE SOMETHING BOLD I USE THE BOLD TAG deuce: I'VE FOUND THAT ITALIC IS USEFUL TO MAKE THINGS LOOK SLANTY

spigot: GOD BLESS THESE FIFTY (CONTIGUOUS) UNITED STATES deuce: B-B-BUT dick: PLUS CANADA = 49

spigot: GOT A BIG ERECTION / POKIN' ATCHA spigot: LICK ON THE DICK AND / FILL OUT THE CAPTCHA

deuce: THROWING ROCKS, STONES pants: I AM A SINNER pants: IN MY DREAMS I'M A BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLY deuce: TRYING TO BLOCK YOUR PROGRESS INTO THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN pants: IN REAL LIFE I'M AN UNDER-THE-OVERPASS COCKSUCKER deuce: REPENT FATSO

atandt: NOTHING IS WORKING RIGHT TODAY deuce: YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD THEN

hanford: WHERE THE HELL IS PANTS deuce: WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU THINK

spigot: T PANTS I FOUND THE VIDEOTAPE OF YOU/ME DICKLICKING IN VALLEY FAIR TOILET pants: I DON'T pants: KNOW WHAT YOU'RE (LONG PAUSE) pants: TALKING ABOUT

pants: WAITING FOR GODOT PEOPLE spigot: T PANTS THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M WAITING FOR

spigot: SOMEONE ASK ME WHY I TAKE DICKS AND PRICKS IN THE FACE deuce: I'M ASKING spigot: IT WAS A GOOD SCRIPT

deuce: T SPIGOT I LIKE GARFIELD spigot: T DEUCE I LIKE YOU spigot: T DEUCE *BEEP*

pants: HAVE YOU SEEN MY NASTY SIDE pants: IT'S AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE pants: WITH ALL THE PUMPING AND THE POKING AND THE SMEARING

pants: JERKCITY FOREVER pants: FOREVER AND EVER pants: AMEN BROTHER

pants: NOW LET'S YOU AND ME TALK DICK pants: PRETEND THIS IS THE MYSTERY MOUTH deuce: WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM deuce: THE MAGICAL MYSTERY MOUTH pants: IS COMING TO TAKE YOU AWAY

spigot: I'M NOT GOING TO HOLD YOUR HANDS PEOPLE

atandt: COCKS FOR SALE atandt: OK atandt: SOLD OUT NOW

spigot: HORRIBLE HORRIBLE WALNUTS AND PECANS IN MY FUDGE

deuce: I THINK I BROKE MY DICK pants: GOD NO

deuce: I WAS WHACKING OFF AND THEN SUDDENLY THIS SPURTY WHITE VISCOUS LIQUID CAME SPRAYING OUT ALL OVER THE TELEVISION SET THE CATS AND MY FACE deuce: IT'S THE STRANGEST THING IT HAPPENS EVERY TIME pants: GIVE IT TO ME

pants: BUH pants: ACHOO pants: ALLERGIC TO COCK pants: ACHOO pants: ACHOO pants: BALGHUALHGLUAG pants: ACHOO pants: ACHOO

spigot: FIRST QUESTION, DO THEY HAVE TO BE 'BRUTAL' DILDOS spigot: SECOND, DO THERE HAVE TO BE DILDOS spigot: I'M JUST SAYING WHAT-IF NOW

pants: DON'T RUN **WHAT** AS ROOT ????????? WHATEVER !!!!!!!!! pants: DICKS VIA GRAPHIC INTERCHANGE FORMAT pants: AWWWWWWW MOTHERFUCKING YEAH

deuce: ABHGLBHALUBHGABH deuce: CAN WE LICK IT ??!?!?! pants: YEAH HUALGHLAGHLUAHG deuce: OR DO WE HAVE TO SUCK IT AGAIN pants: DO WHAT YOUR HEART TELLS YOU TO DO

pants: I NEED TO PLAN MY WEEKEND pants: HOURS IN THE DAY pants: INCHES OF COCK pants: HOW MANY CAN I GOBBLE DOWN THIS FINE DAY I WONDER pants: PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT

spigot: DIZZINESS spigot: TINGLY WARMTH RADIATING DOWN MY ARM spigot: PARDON: MY PANTS

pants: I'M DARTH VADER pants: I BLEW A DUDE^H^H^H ^H^H^H UP AN ENTIRE PLANET

spigot: IF ANYONE CAN SEE THE ARC OF URINE I'M SPURTING UP THROUGH THE GRATE: I'M STUCK DOWN HERE FOLKS spigot: FOR REAL

pants: I GOT TO THIRD BASE WITH YOUR MOUTH deuce: IS THIRD BASE THE ONE WHERE I NEED AN AIDS TEST OR WHAT ?!!??

deuce: WHAT IF I DON'T **WANT** TO LICK DICK deuce: GLURF

.(pants): JERKCITY FOREVER .(pants): AND EVER AND EVER .(pants): AMEN pants: THIS JUST IN: pants: TWITTER.COM/DEUCEATJERKCITY pants: THE MOST IMPORTANT THING ON THE INTERNET pants: EVER

pants: I'M PRETTY deuce: NO YOU'RE NOT

spigot: HEY EVERYONE WHAT A SWANK SWINGIN' SCENE THIS IS WITH COCKTAILS AND FANCY TIES spigot: WAIT A MINUTE spigot: HUBRLUBLRHL BJHBLURUBLE THIS IS A GAY PARTY HUBLAUBH spigot: PTH PTHTHTHTH GET OFF ME

deuce: WHO WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH THE FRY'S ELECTRONIC CHIP GUY pants: YOU KNOW I DO BLUHHHHHH

atandt: PAINT AND SPACKLE atandt: HURRRRG

deuce: I SEE YOU SUCKING pants: HOLY CRAP I'M BUSTED

spigot: HOMPH HOMPH HOMPH NEXT HOMPH HOMPH HOMPH NEXT HOMPH HOMPH HOMPH spigot: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

deuce: MORNING WHACKOFF COMPLETE

spigot: SOMETHING IS SQUIRTING DOWN MY PANTLEGS spigot: FLASHBACK: ARBY'S

spigot: LINE UP GALS spigot: SQUEEZE spigot: GROPE spigot: SPURF

pants: HOLY GOD pants: IT IS HAPPENING AGAIN pants: I'M PANTS FROM JERKCITY pants: BOOMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pants: PUT IT IN YOUR POCKET pants: FACE DOWN IN THE TOILET pants: THE CHOKING, THE CHOKING pants: I LOVE YOU PEDOBEAR

spigot: I SAID PLEASE PASS THE BONG AND HELP ME SMOKE IT pants: OH YOU

deuce: WHERE THE HELL AM I deuce: HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY BEDROOM

spigot: FRESHLY BAKED DONGS!!!!!!! deuce: HURRAY FOR US spigot: CHOKING QUEUE

ozone: INIT: SINGLE USER MODE ozone: BALLS?????????????????? deuce: PERHAPS -- YOU HAVE NOT YET PROVEN YOURSELF ozone: FINE FUCK YOU THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE SYSTEM IS BEING SHUT DOWN NOW ! ! !

spigot: GARK GARK GARK GARK GLK BLK BLTH

deuce: MMMMMMMMMMMM YEAH SMEARING, POOING pants: GROSS pants: YET TURNED ON deuce: THAT IS THE NORMAL RESPONSE deuce: EXCEPT FOR THE TURNED ON PART

spigot: LET'S JUST SAY READING YOUR BLOG HELPS ME NADD OFF TO SLEEP

pants: IT WAS ONLY THE ONE GOAT THE ONE TIME SO SHUT UP

pants: I JUST WATCHED A GRASSHOPPER TAKE A SHIT ON PBS spigot: MAYBE THAT WILL LEAD KIDS TO SHIT THEMSELVES IN THE CLASSROOM

deuce: I LIKE DICK deuce: ALSO: I *LICK* DICK spigot: THAT ONE LETTER MAKES ALL THE DIFFERENCE, AND YET NO DIFFERENCE

deuce: I LIKE DICK pants: YOU SURE DO

spigot: I'M A PROFESSIONAL CHUBBY MAN

spigot: T PANTS I THINK I LEFT JERKCITY PLUGGED IN THIS MORNING pants: THAT'S HOW FIRES GET STARTED pants: A RAGING QUEER BLAZE TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL

dick: I AM A RADIOMETER AND I SPIN NOT BECAUSE OF THE PARTICLE-LIKE NATURE OF LIGHT

pants: I'M A FUCKING MAN SO STOP TRYING TO CUT OFF MY TITS deuce: HOLD STILL (NOT LISTENING)

(deuce): WORKING ON A GROOVE CALLED LOVE (spigot): T DEUCE I'M WORKING ON MY FIFTH DANISH AND A CORN DOG spigot: EXCUSE ME BUT I'M ENTITLED TO RICH MILK CHOCOLATE *AND* FLUFFY NOUGAT deuce: WHEN YOU USE THE WORD NOUGAT YOU MAKE ME ALL GIDDY

deuce: LICKING AND BEING PUNCHED pants: THAT MUST BE GOD'S WAY OF SAYING BAKE MORE TUBE COOKIES

atandt: T DEUCE ARE YOU THE ASS MASTER? deuce: NO atandt: T SPIGOT ARE YOU THE ASS MASTER? deuce: I MEAN YES atandt: T SPIGOT FORGET IT

spigot: WHILE SITTING ON THE ICY COLD TOILET I HEARD THE FAMILIAR JINGLE JANGLE OF UNBUCKLING BELTS AND BALLS O'ER THE WALL spigot: QUOTH THE RAVEN "I SUCK COCK PEOPLE JUST POKE IT ON OVER" spigot: I'M AN INT32

spigot; T DEUCE YOU ARE TRULY THE KING OF KINGS spigot: PROSTRATING MYSELF IN A FORWARDS FASHION FORMATION WITH MY BALLS/KNEES deuce: WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY PROSTRATE

deuce: FRY'S SPOOKTACULAR SALE-A-BRATION spigot: NOT EVEN A REFERENCE TO MY LUCKY REWARDS CARD CAN TOP THAT

deuce: DICKS spigot: I'LL SAY

spigot: ONE MORE POPPYSEED BAGEL AND I'M GOING TO BURST spigot: OKAY TWO MORE pants: SUCKING PIRATE DICK pants: YO HO HO spigot: FIRST I BEAT OFF, THEN I BEAT MY WIFE

pants: THIS JUST IN: pants: WIN PRIZES AT TWITTER.COM/DEUCEATJERKCITY

pants: T SPIGOT I'M PREGNANT spigot: THERE'S BEEN A LOT OF THAT GOING AROUND LATELY

deuce: EARTH TO PANTS deuce: COME IN PANTS pants: EARTH THIS IS PANTS GHUALGAGHLAG GLAGHALUGHG *BEEP*

pants: WE SHOULD MIX OUR PISS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS deuce: MANHATTAN PROJECT

atandt: FOLKS WHO IS UP FOR SOME AMISH CINNAMON BREAD? atandt: WHOOPS WRONG TALKER

: PANTS PUTS HIS HAND DOWN HIS PANTS deuce: THAT'S A PALINDROME

spigot: MY PROGRAM WON'T COMPILE AND ALSO I WENT BLIND LOOKING AT THE ECLIPSE

spigot: THE WORLD IS DIVIDED INTO TWO CATEGORIES: THINGS THAT HAVE BEEN STERILIZED AND THINGS THAT ARE "SUSPICIOUS"

pants: I FEEL A POO COMING ON/OUT/ALL OVER CREATION spigot: TRY AND CURL IT LIKE AN S ON THE TOOTHBRUSH!!!!!! TODAY'S CHALLENGE

spigot: DEUCE AND I ARE TRYING TO TALK PRIVATELY spigot: T DEUCE THEN I'D GRAB YOUR NUTS AND GIVE THEM A GOOD SQUEEZE UNTIL YOU THREW UP ALL OVER YOURSELF

spigot: SAY NO TO ALCOHOL AND HOMOS

dick: BONER CANCER!!!!!!! deuce: ELFQUEST ?!?!?!?!!?!?

deuce: OH SHIT deuce: NO NOT THE MOUTH PLEASE deuce: PLEASE MOUTHABLES BHALBHLABHL

net: YOU'RE GONNA GET IT NOW deuce: OH SHIT

deuce: I HOPE YOU GO EASIER ON MY NUTS THAN USUAL net: REPEAT AFTER ME: SLURP SLURP SLURP

atandt: T DEUCE I MUST QUESTION YOUR AUTHORITY IN THIS MATTER deuce: T ATANDT DON'T FIGHT YOUR URGES

spigot: JERKING MY WAY THROUGH ART SCHOOL

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deuce: I'D FEEL A LOT MORE COMFORTABLE ABOUT BEING HERE IF YOU GUYS WERE FUNNIER spigot: COCKS AND NUTS PRODDING ME THROUGH ADOLESCENCE

spigot: GAY ALL UP OVER INSIDE AROUND AND BELOW THE MOUTH spigot: T PANTS THOSE ARE PREPOSITIONS

spigot: HERE'S A HINT FOR ALL YOU LADIES OUT THERE DOING PORN SHOOTS: spigot: PUT A FUCKING EXPRESSION ON YOUR FACE

spigot: SPACE IS NOT JUST EMPTY AIR FOLKS, IT'S A SQUISHY SOAPY SQUIRTY SPURTY FOAM AND YOU CAN SEE IT WHEN YOU COME OVER TO MY HOUSE

spigot: HUG LUG CHUBBY MEN HURF spigot: NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT

pants: CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP pants: MMMM YEAH THAT'S IT MMMM DON'T STOP HUHHHHHHHHH YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT NNNNNNNNNUGH DUH YEAH

pants: I WANT A WATER SAMPLE (HOLD STILL) deuce: THAT HURTS (MY FEELINGS)

deuce: ALBEDO ZERO POINT THREE NUHHHHHH deuce: ALBEDO ZERO POINT THUHHH NUHHHH deuce: ALBEDO ZERO PUHHHHHHHHH deuce: ALBEDO ZUHHHHHHHHHHHH deuce: ALBEEEE DUHHHHHHH deuce: ALBUHHHHHH deuce: HUHHHHHHHHHH deuce: UHHHHH HUHHHHHH : HTTP://DJRAPEKIT.COM/TRACK8.MP3

deuce: I INVOKE MY FIFTH AMENDMENT RIGHT TO CHOKE IT DOWN pants: I LOVE YOU SO

pants: YES SIR IT'S THE BEST MACHINE I'VE EVER HAD MY MEMBER INSIDE spigot: SHUT UP OR I WILL SERIOUSLY THROW A POPSICLE AT YOU

spigot: IT'S LIKE WORKING WITH DAVID LETTERMAN deuce: HURRRRRRRRR spigot: ALL SMOOSHY

spigot: WE'RE HAVING A DIPFEST OVER HERE spigot: PRICKS AND SALSA spigot: LET'S GET WITH THE PROGRAM GANG

spigot: JESUS YOU FUCKHEADS HAVE IGNORED ME ALL DAY LONG spigot: I GIVE UP!!!!!!!!! spigot: PULLING MY PANTS DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!

deuce: T PANTS I'M THE FAG WITH THE GAS pants: T DEUCE TRAP IT IN A GARBAGE BAG AND I WILL BE RIGHT OVER

spigot: FURRRRRRRR NOT FURP BECAUSE I'M STRETCHED OUT, LOOSENED pants: PICKLES

deuce: T NET WHEN YOU GET PANTS ALONE IN THE WOODS HE'S ALL HANDS :Microsoft Chat [X] : /!\ The user pants is not connected. : [ OK ]

deuce: I'M TOM HANKS IN BACHELOR PARTY deuce: DIFFERENT TOM HANKS pants: WHAT ABOUT JOE VS. THE VOLCANO pants: BIG deuce: NOT RESPONDING TO YOU ANYMORE

deuce: I'M LITTLE ENDIAN pants: FUCK YOU

spigot: PRETEND I'M A PAC MAN deuce: EAT A BLUE ENERGIZER AND SUCK ON MY (GHOST) NUTS pants: HOLY

spigot: I AM OPENING MY ARMS AND RUNNING TOWARD A WORLD OF SHARING, CARING spigot: OKAY SOMEONE TOOK MY BIKE

pants: CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE pants: DREAMS ARE FOR THOSE WHO LICK DICK pants: YOU'VE COME A LONG WAY BABY

pants: WHAT THE FUCK ARE WHEATCAKES pants: FACE IT TIGER YOU JUST HIT THE JACKPOT pants: OWWWW MY SPIDEY-SENSE OWWWWWWWW

pants: CAN I JUST PUT MY HEAD IN YOUR LAP pants: PETITE MARSHMELLOWS PLEASE

spigot: COME BACK spigot: I'M THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF FATTY FUN AND I KNOW POWERPOINT spigot: THEN I WOKE UP AND WE WERE ALL FAGS (THE END)

ozone: DICKS? atandt: PLEASE USE CAPS IF YOU INTEND ON BEING TAKEN SERIOUSLY ozone: MMMMMM YEAH DICKS ALL OVER POKING AND CHOKING

deuce: HITTING YOU OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL YOU LAY THAT GOLDEN EGG pants: I HAVE LAID SOMETHING THAT COULD BE CALLED EGGLIKE

spigot: DURRRRRRRRRRR pants: ARE YOU OKAY spigot: DURRRRRRRRRRR pants: SHOULD I HOLD YOUR HAIR spigot: DURRRRRRRRRRR

pants: AM I DOOMED TO LIVE LIKE A TEENAGED GIRL FOREVER pants: MY CLOTHES ARE IN PILES ALL OVER MY ROOM pants: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE ????????????????? deuce: T PANTS PLEASE BE SEATED

spigot: WHO'S DOING WHAT NOW WITH THE SUCKING

pants: BLARGH JIZZ BOMB deuce: BOOOOOOOOOM deuce: IT'S LIKE NAPALM EXCEPT IT'S JIZZ NOT FIRE pants: CHRIST THAT STUFF MAKES ME HARD

spigot: MY HAPPY OPEN MOUTH spigot: I SNACK FROM MORNING TILL NIGHT!!! pants: JUST CALL ME ANAL BOY pants: AND YOU'D SAY OOOHH ANAL BOY spigot: I SNACK AFTER 3PM

spigot: THINK OF ME AS A WALKING, TALKING BONER deuce: CLOP CLOP CLOP YAPPITY YAP YAP SQUIRT

spigot: T DEUCE THANK HEAVENS FOR CHUBBY MEN deuce: GOD BLESS MY DICK

deuce: I'M COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET deuce: NOW I'M GOING BACK IN deuce: PSYCH

spigot: THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT spigot: RE: MORE BONERS

spigot: HELLO spigot: CLONK spigot: BONK spigot: HOW DOES THIS WORK spigot: HURP

pants: I, DICKLICKER pants: SOME KIND OF GAY BONUS TRACK pants: MOAR pants: BECAUSE MOAR pants: MY SUNNY SIDE UP pants: BEWARE OF MANCUNT pants: POKE, CHOKE

spigot: HANDS UP WHO LIKES POO

spigot: WEIRD HOW IN PERSON MY CRIPPLING SOCIAL PHOBIA KEEPS MY FROM TALKING!!!!!! BUT IN THE STALL I AM LITERALLY 100% PROACTIVE SUCKING/CHOKING ACTION!!!! spigot: LEADING THE TEAM spigot: I AM FEELING VULNERABLE AND I NEED LOVE *BEEP!*

pants: HTTP://TWITTER.COM/DEUCEATJERKCITY pants: YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO pants: PANTS OUT

pants: KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW pants: I'M A DUMB FUCKING CROW KAW KAW KAW ALL DAY pants: KAW KAW KAW I NEVER GET TIRED

spigot: IF SOMEONE COULD PLEASE GET OFF MY FACE I COULD UPLOAD THE NEW BONEQUEST

spigot: HERE'S DORKY spigot: FLIPPITY FLAP I SWEAR TO GOD I'M THE GAYEST BAT IN SUNNYVALE pants: JUST CLICK AND CUSTOMIZE MY NUTS spigot: NO CARRIER

pants: I THINK WE'VE ALL HUNG OUT DOWNTOWN BEFORE

pants: WHAT'S THAT IN MY LOWER INTESTINE pants: OH IT'S YOU pants: WELCOME HOME

pants: I WOULD LIKE YOU TO REACH OVER AND TOUCH ME AT SOME POINT WHILE WE WATCH LETHAL WEAPON TOGETHER ON THE COUCH: PLANNING OUR GAYNESS FAR IN THE FUTURE spigot: I HAVE ISSUES WITH PESCI ozone: LETHAL WEAPON 2 OR LETHAL WEAPON 3 : /!\ The user ozone is not connected.

spigot: SURPRISE I HAVE A DICK 3 spigot: SO YOU LEARNED NOTHING FROM 1 OR 2

atandt: WE SHOULD LICK LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW deuce: I THINK WE SHOULD SUCK LIKE IT IS 1999 SO THERE WE OBVIOUSLY DIFFER atandt: I THINK I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO A POSSIBLE COMPROMISE

pants: ELECTROSHOCK THERAPY MY BALLS PLEASE pants: NOTHING SEXIER THAN A BOWL-HAIRCUT WRAPPED IN A HOSPITAL GOWN pants: FEED ME HAMMIE TREATS YOU FAT STUPID SHITS

pants: JERKCITY IS NOT FOR SALE (SORRY DISNEY)

spigot: I'D LIKE TO THANK CDNOW FOR SENDING ME MAIL ABOUT THE STUFF I ORDERED IN 1997

deuce: WHOA HEY CHECK OUT MY DICK (POINTS) deuce: HEY HEY DICK HERE (STILL POINTING) deuce: SOMEONE TAKE A PICTURE (POINT POINT POINT) deuce: NEVER MIND deuce: IT'S JUST MY NIPPLE

spigot: SPIGOT APPEARS IN A POOFY CLOUD OF GAY FATNESS spigot: PUT YOUR FACE IN MY LAP WHILE I EAT MY POTATOES

deuce: I ATE POT ROAST AND COCKBEETLE

spigot: HOW ABOUT THE DANCE OF THE SEVEN PRICKS IN MY FACE spigot: NOTE: THEY MUST BE FAT PRICKS

spigot: WHY DON'T YOU STAND NAKED IN FRONT OF A MIRROR AND APPLAUD YOURSELF FOR FIFTEEN/TWENTY MINUTES

pants: YEAH pants: GO ON pants: MAKE IT HURT

spigot: T PANTS HOW CAN THEY AFFORD TO JUST GIVE 3D SMILIES AWAY LIKE THAT (IN PACKS EVEN) pants: T SPIGOT NAFTA

pants: A WHAT pants: GET A ROPE

pants: STOP BEATING ME OFF BETWEEN SONGS, YOU SLOW DOWN WHEN THE MUSIC FADES OUT AND THEN YOU ARE TOTALLY NOT BEATING ME OFF IN THE UNCOMFORTABLE SILENCE BETWEEN SONGS deuce: GHGAHLGALHAGLHGA pants: STOP

spigot: I'M NINETEEN AND THEREFORE FIGHT CLUB IS THE GREATEST UNDERGROUND CULT MOVIE EVER!!!!!!! spigot: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRAZIL AND CLOCKWORK ORANGE AND BLUE VELVET AND THE CROW

spigot: ALL THOSE IN FAVOR?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!!?!? spigot: HURMPH spigot: THE DONGS HAVE IT

net: COCKS? net: WHY DO THEY CALL YOU PANTS? net: I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU WEAR ANY pants: ZZZ

spigot: GOD RECALLS DIRT, ROCKS, TREES, STICKS, THE SEA, SPACE, FLASH 7 spigot: ALL CHOKING HAZARDS!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: STAY IN SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!

spigot: IS TODAY A POOL DAY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! deuce: EVERY DAY IS POOL DAY

spigot: CAN WE AFFORD NOT TO SUPPORT CLONING PROSTITUTES

pants: I FELL DOWN A HOLE AND NOW I'M WET/COLD

pants: THE CAPTAIN ALWAYS GOES DOWN ON THE SHIP

pants: ORGY-PORGY GIVES RELEASE

deuce: I'M LOOKING FOR SOME KIND OF ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF MY DIRTY BALLS pants: COCKS? deuce: I BELIEVE SO pants: WE'RE GOING TO GET ALONG JUST FINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN deuce: EXCELLENT

deuce: OKAY PEOPLE THE OPERATOR <<(CHAR *) FUNCTIONS ARE CRASHING IN VISUAL C++ deuce: I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG SO I'M GOING TO SUCK THIS DICK HERE spigot: HUGLUBGHLUH UNSIGNED HUGLURHLBUH

pants: GAYER THAN THOU deuce: NO

spigot: NOW I'LL BE THE GAY JESUS AND NAIL MYSELF TO THIS COCK WITH MY MOUTH deuce: UNGH pants: SUCK IT pants: SERIOUSLY

pants: GOT SOME GAYNESS HERE pants: LOOK LOOK LOOK pants: YOU'RE NOT LOOKING

spigot: I CAN'T SEE ZONES IN THE CHOOSER WHEN I TRY TO GO TO JERKCITY deuce: PUT PLUNGERS IN THE TOILETS ETC

dick: SUCKING RANDOM DICK FOR FUN AND PROFIT deuce: HHUHUHUHUHHUHUHUHUHUHUHU JOINING YOU deuce: T DICK HOW SHALL WE STARTING SUCKING DEPTH FIRST OR BREADTH FIRST dick: ONE IN MY HAND IS WORTH TWO UP MY ASS deuce: WHILE YOU'RE SITTING THERE NOT ANSWERING ME THE DICKS ARE GETTING OUT OF HAND dick: NOT REALLY!!!!!!!

deuce: SHUT UP atandt: BLEAT

bung: WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY!!! bung: WE SHOULD ALL GO TO THE PARK AND HAVE A PICNIC OR SUCK COCK deuce: WHY CAN'T WE DO BOTH

pants: ARE YOU OKAY : DEUCE GURGLES pants: SHOULD I CHOKE YOU

pants: WE'LL LICK DICK UNDERWATER UNTIL SUNSET pants: WHY DON'T YOU UH TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF deuce: AT LEAST BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ME SEVERELY pants: GET COMFORTABLE

spigot: MISSING YOUR FAT FACE AND HEAD pants: PRICKS ARE PEOPLE TOO

pants: I SMELL OF BLEACH

atandt: OH deuce: GO FUCK YOURSELF atandt: OK atandt: HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

pants: SING A SONG OF PEDOBEAR pants: BACK AWAY FROM THE COCK SLOWLY pants: SUCKING DICK IN A CRANBERRY BOG

spigot: SON OF A deuce: DICKS

spigot: JERK WITH ME deuce: DONE DEAL

spigot: I APPEAR TO BE CHOKING DOWN DONGS FOR BREAKFAST

atandt: LOOKING FOR SOME SYMPATHY HERE (BALLS) atandt: IF I CAN'T BE IN THE CLUB I'M GOING TO *HUFF* atandt: COCKS

deuce: I'M IN HYPOGLYCEMIC SHOCK spigot: HERE ARE SOME FUCKING PILLS FOR YOUR LIMP-ASS DICK

deuce: I CAN'T FEEL BELOW MY KNEES deuce: WHICH IS PROBABLY CONVENIENT AT THIS POINT BECAUSE THERE'S A LARGE SHARK ATTACHED TO THEM

spigot: HICKORY DICKORY DOCK spigot: THE MOUSE DID SOMETHING UNSAVORY uncredited rageguy: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

pants: HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF pants: NUGGGGGGGGGGGH pants: TAKE IT

deuce: SOMEONE'S FAT TODAY

pants: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT pants: CAN'T WE TAKE A DAY OFF ?!? pants: UP YOURS FAGGOT

atandt: WELCOME TO JERKCITY atandt: PLEASE, NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY atandt: AND WE HOPE YOU ENJOY THE SHOW pants: SOAPING DIE FUCKERS ONTO THE BATHROOM WALL

deuce: EAT SHIT

pants: SOMEWHERE BETWEEN "NICELY TOASTED" AND "FIGHTING WITH COPS" pants: OH HI I'M PANTS pants: AND YOU'RE READING JERKCITY

pants: I'M TIRED pants: HOW WILL I EVER EAT THIS COCK SANDWICH pants: OOOOH SOMEBODY ROLL ME OVER

pants: WHAT KIND OF GIRL DO YOU TAKE ME FOR

deuce: SPIGOT THE BEAR, YOU LOOK LOVELY IN THIS LIGHT deuce: HOLD THE FUCK STILL YOU'RE MAKING IT BEND spigot: NUTS spigot: IF SOMEONE COULD PLUG THE END OF THIS KEYBOARD CABLE INTO AN EXTENSION CABLE INTO THE CUBE IN BUILDING 21, I COULD VIEW PORN FROM THE BUSHES deuce: IF ANYTHING BREAKS OFF IN YOU I'M GOING TO BE VERY PUT OUT

deuce: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE deuce: IF I CONCATENATE THE IDENTITY MATRIX NOTHING HAPPENS deuce: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

pants: LIE ON YOUR STOMACH pants: PUT YOUR HAIR IN PIGTAILS SO I CAN STEER deuce: GROW UP BIG AND STRONG deuce: EAT YOUR QUEERNUTS pants: FUCK YOU PAY ME

deuce: BHBHALBAHLB deuce: HBAHLBAHLBAL HURTING deuce: BLBLABHABH HLAHBHLAH

deuce: PLEASE STOP SQUIRMING deuce: YOU'RE ONLY HURTING YOURSELF deuce: LUNCHTIME

(pants): BRING A FRIEND IN CASE I CHOKE YOU TOO HARD AND TOO LONG .(pants): EITHER WAY I'LL HAVE SOMEBODY TO CHOKE pants: EAT MY DUST YOU INSENSITIVE FUCK

pants: ALL THIS SUCKING AND FUCKING IS MAKING ME REALLY HUNGRY FOR BEEF spigot: WANTS PIE spigot: WANTS MCDONALDS spigot: CAN'T BREATHE

pants: CALL WHAT I'M DOING TO YOU LOVE EVEN IF YOU HATE IT pants: ESPECIALLY IF YOU HATE IT pants: SUCKING DICKS ABOVE THE SUPER K-MART

deuce: YOU IN THE BACK WHAT IS YOUR NAME bung: I WANT MY MONEY BACK pants: FUCK YOU

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pants: [20~[20~ pants: [20~ pants: [20~ pants: [20~ pants: [20~ pants: [20~ pants: [20~ pants: [20~[20~

pants: [20~[20~[20~ pants: [20~[20~[20~ pants: [20~[20~ pants: [20~[20~ pants: [20~ pants: [20~ pants: [20~ pants: NUGGGGGH TAKE IT ALL

pants: PANTS (FROM JERKCITY) NOW MORE THAN EVER pants: WOW IT'S ME pants: LOOK OUT WORLD pants: HERE COMES MOUTH pants: ARE YOU THERE GOD IT'S ME PANTS (FROM JERKCITY)

pants: LIKE WATER... pants: ...I HAVE NO COLOR pants: PUTTING YOUR FAMILY IN A PIT AND MACHINE GUNNING THEM

spigot: STOP USING WORDS THAT HURT AND START USING COCKS THAT POKE

spigot: THE UNBEARABLE LIGHTNESS OF BONERS spigot: BHLALBHALHBLH SPITTING ON MY HAND BECAUSE I FORGOT TO BUY LOTION

pants: T SPIGOT I'M STILL WAITING ON THE BACKRUB spigot: T PANTS THIS ISN'T WORKING PLEASE MOVE OUT

pants: T SPIGOT I JIZZED UP YOUR TOILET PORN STACK pants: AND pants: I'M SORRY

deuce: I GUESS WHAT I'M SAYING IS DICKS pants: I'M GONNA RIDE ON TOP OF YOU deuce: HELLS YEAH

pants: T SPIGOT WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR MY TALE OF INCEST AND DRUBBING AS A TEENAGE GIRL spigot: I DON'T KNOW WHAT DRUBBING IS BUT IF IT'S ANYTHING LIKE MACARONI AND CHEESE!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!

(pants): OKAY NOW THIS TIME I'M SUCKING DICK IN THE SUPER K-MART (pants): I'M OUT OF CONTROL

deuce: SUCKIN' IT deuce: I DIDN'T EVEN GET THEM ALL HERE pants: THERE IS NO NEED TO FORM ANY LINE ON THE PLATFORM pants: COMPUTERS ARE A VERY CONVENIENT WAY TO COMMUNICATE AS WELL deuce: SOME BIG OL' SUCKIN' GOIN' ON

spigot: LET'S ALL SET OUR PHASERS ON "BORING" deuce: YOU COCKSUCKING LIBERAL

spigot: I'M FAG SINATRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pants: IT'S YOUR WORLD spigot: CHAIRMAN OF THE STALL pants: WE'RE JUST HULAGHUALHGULAHULGHALG LIVING IN IT

(ozone): HOW DO I FILE BUGS IN JERKCITY ozone: -- UNKNOWN COMMAND: ".BUG" ozone: GODDAMN PIECE OF SHIT

deuce: ARF spigot: PRICKSERVER 5000

pants: DIE DIE DIE YOU FUCKING BITCH DIE DIE DIE pants: OH GOD I'M SO SORRY I PROMISE I'LL NEVER CHOKE YOU AGAIN pants: FUCKING BITCH DIE DIE DIE WHY WON'T YOU GIVE UP THE GHOST DIE DIE

pants: I JUST NEED YOUR LOCATION WITHIN A 50 MILE RADIUS pants: WHAT pants: OH, NOTHING

deuce: HI THIS IS AN AWFULLY INTERESTING FIRE HYDRANT pants: DUH pants: DUHHHHHHHHHHH pants: FUCKING DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH bung: NOT SURE IF THIS IS THE FIRST DAY OF BOOTCAMP OR SOME GAY VAUDEVILLE SHOW