BONEQUEST

EPISODES: 2004

No. Date   Title / Dialog Players Tags
1,916 1/1/2004 user pants is not connected
spigot: HOW ABOUT LICKING FOLKS??? ??? THE LICKING????? ???????? pants: CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP deuce: T SPIGOT DOES THAT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH JODI FOSTER ozone: TWELVE deuce: T PANTS I DON'T GET THAT JOKE DO YOU : Microsoft Chat [x] : /!\ The user pants is not connected. : [OK]
deuce
ozone
pants
#badly-pasted-title
#behind-the-scenes
#deuce-ozone-pants
#jodi-foster
#licking
#microsoft
#twelve
1,917 1/2/2004 blow back
pants: I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT pants: WHOEVER CLEANED THE BONG DID A NICE JOB EXCEPT THERE IS TOO MUCH LIQUID INSIDE AND I AM GETTING BLOWBACK deuce: T PANTS WOULDN'T THAT BE YOU pants: T DEUCE DO NOT BE INSULTING (CLEARLY AN AMATEUR IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE WATER LEVEL)
deuce
pants
#announcement
#bong
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#huffy-pants
#physics
#woodring-stairs-background
1,918 1/3/2004 reserve down to empty
deuce: JESUS CHRIST deuce: MY RESERVE IS DOWN TO EMPTY deuce: E--|-------------F
deuce
#deuce-solo
#jesus
#reserve
#woodring-room-background
1,919 1/4/2004 my job
spigot: MY JOB IS NOT TO EDUTAIN, BUT RATHER TO INFOTATE
spigot
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#work
1,920 1/5/2004 pay attention to me
deuce: MY FARTS SMELL BAD: IT'S AMAZING THAT CONSIDERING THE COMPOSITION OF THE HUMAN BODY THAT SO MUCH SULFUR CAN COME OUT OF MY ASS IN GASEOUS FORM WITHOUT ME DYING (SULFUR HAS THE CHEMICAL SYMBOL S BY THE WAY) deuce: DICKS deuce: PAY ATTENTION TO ME OR I'LL TELL EVERYONE THAT YOU'RE A GIRL
deuce
#chemical
#deuce-solo
#farts
#fonz
#mousehole
#science
#sulfur
#woodring-room-background
1,921 1/6/2004 lower case boners
atandt: BONERS pants: LOWERCASE BONERS ??? atandt: I BELIEVE I AM PREPARED FOR LOWERCASE BONERS pants: KNEEL BEFORE ZOD pants: SORRY WHERE WERE WE atandt: LOWERCASE BONERS
atandt
pants
#boner
#coy-pants
#dc-comics
#lowercase
#superman
#woodring-stairs-background
#zod
1,922 1/7/2004 rod, staff
spigot: MY ROD AND MY STAFF deuce: T SPIGOT WAIT ARE YOU SOME SORT OF NINJA AND IF SO WHAT SORT deuce: T SPIGOT (TOTALLY OPENING YOU UP FOR A QUEER JOKE HERE) spigot: MY BALLS ARE HIDING SOMEWHERE IN THE SYSTEM FOLDER!!!!!!!!! spigot: HINT: STARTUP ITEMS
deuce
spigot
#balls
#deuce-spigot
#ninja
#woodring-stairs-background
1,923 1/8/2004 gay game theory
atandt: PEOPLE atandt: MY FACE IS NOT A ZERO-SUM GAME deuce: T ATANDT YOU ARE CORRECT (I ALWAYS WIN) atandt: HOLY deuce: LET'S TALK GAY GAME THEORY
atandt
deuce
#atandt-deuce
#game-theory
#math
#mousehole
#sfw
#white-background
1,924 1/9/2004 why you should shut up right now
deuce: EVERYBODY SHUT UP YOU'RE MAKING MY BONER GO AWAY
deuce
#boner
#bonerkill
#deuce-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
1,925 1/10/2004 ruining christmas
bung: IT'S HOW STEAK IS DONE deuce: THREE DICKS HALF OFF spigot: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO RUIN EVERY CHRISTMAS
bung
deuce
spigot
#bung-deuce-spigot
#christmas
#single-panel
#woodring-stairs-background
1,926 1/11/2004 stomping the exhibit
spigot: LET'S TAKE A TRIP INTO MY PANTS spigot: ON THE LEFT YOU CAN SEE MY BALLS AND ON THE RIGHT, MY BONER deuce: STOMPING THE EXHIBIT spigot: SINGLE FILE FOR GOD'S SAKE
deuce
spigot
#balls
#boner
#deuce-spigot
#tour
#violence
#woodring-field-background
1,927 1/12/2004 shit faggots click
pants: ALREADY TOTALLY SICK OF QUEER EYE deuce: WHY DID IT TAKE YOU FIVE WEEKS WHAT TOOK ME 0.2 SECONDS deuce: "SHIT FAGGOTS" (CLICK)
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#faggots
#gay
#queer-eye
#television
#woodring-stairs-background
1,928 1/13/2004 deepthroat chopacabra
pants: I'M COLD spigot: YOU NEED CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE DONG spigot: THINK OF ME AS THE DEEPAK CHOPACABRA pants: I WAS HOPING FOR MORE OF A DEEPTHROAT CHOPRA spigot: I WILL SEE YOUR DEEPTHROAT AND RAISE YOU A CHOPACABRA spigot: FOR A GRAND TOTAL OF spigot: DEEPTHROAT CHOPACABRA spigot: WOULD YOU LIKE A BAG pants: I'LL EAT IT HERE
pants
spigot
#chopacabra
#deepak
#grand-total
#marijuana
#pants-spigot
#raise-you-a
#woodring-field-background
1,929 1/14/2004 ponk
spigot: POPPING THE COCK OUT OF MY MOUTH FOR TWO SECONDS TO ENJOY A PEPSI spigot: PONK spigot: GLURF BLURF GLUH NEW GENERATION spigot: PONK
spigot
#blurf
#cock
#cookie-monster
#glurf
#muppets
#pepsi
#physical-comedy
#ponk
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
1,930 1/15/2004 service me with dong
deuce: SOME MANNER OF FAGGOT spigot: SERVICE ME WITH DONG deuce: I'M FRESH OUT spigot: WHAT'S THAT IN YOUR BACKPACK (LOOKS LIKE DONG) deuce: STOP STARING
deuce
spigot
#boner
#deuce-spigot
#dongs
#drunk-deuce
#woodring-room-background
1,931 1/16/2004 your popeness
atandt: I THINK WE SHOULD ALL CRADLE MY BALLS CAREFULLY atandt: ARE YOU PEOPLE LISTENING atandt: ARE YOU THE POPE atandt: I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY atandt: YOUR POPENESS
atandt
#balls
#mousehole
#pope
#woodring-room-background
1,932 1/17/2004 down over yonder
spigot: THAT MAY HAVE BEEN THE FIRST SNICKERS OF THE DAY BUT IT WON'T BE THE LAST!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: I'M IN A LOT OF PAIN/ DISCOMFORT DOWN HERE spigot: DOWN OVER YONDER deuce: THINK PLEASANT THOUGHTS (BALLOONS, SPICKS, ETC.)
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#woodring-room-background
1,933 1/18/2004 take the jizz quiz
spigot: WHEN I JIZZ ON YOUR FACE, YOU FEEL spigot: [A] SASSY spigot: [B] REFRESHED
spigot
#jizz
#jizz-quiz
#multiple-choice
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
1,934 1/19/2004 in which deuce and atandt play horsey
deuce: T ATANDT GIVE ME A RIDE atandt: T DEUCE HORSEY deuce: T ATANDT OKAY GIVE ME A LOLLIPOP atandt: T DEUCE SAY PLZ deuce: COCKS
atandt
deuce
#atandt-deuce
#fighting-irish-pose
#ponyboy
#woodring-stairs-background
1,935 1/20/2004 what if we drop an atomic dong
spigot: WHAT IF WE DROP....... spigot: AN ATOMIC........ spigot: DONG?!?!?!?! pants: I WILL PRESS THE BUTTON
pants
spigot
#atomic-bomb
#bonequest-hd
#pants-spigot
#war
#woodring-stairs-background
1,936 1/21/2004 what is spigot doing
spigot: WHAT'S THE MATTER THERE, CHOPSTICKS?!?!?!? spigot: PREEZ I DROWN!!!!! spigot: CHONG BONG DONG?!?!? SAY WHAT?!?!? FONG LONG DUH???? spigot: SHOVE
spigot
#chopsticks
#dongchongery-and-fongbongery
#rhyming
#spigot-solo
#violence
#woodring-stairs-background
1,937 1/22/2004 something frilly i hope
deuce: HI pants: I LIKE TO TAKE ACID AND FUCK deuce: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING pants: I LIKE TO TAKE ACID AND FUCK deuce: SOMETHING FRILLY I HOPE pants: I LIKE TO TAKE ACID AND FUCK
deuce
pants
#acid
#deuce-pants
#drugs
#fucking
#lsd
#repetition
#woodring-room-background
1,938 1/23/2004 you see ??? democracy works
net: I VOTED YES FOR WASHING YOUR DONG BEFORE PUTTING IT IN MY FACE BUT DID ANYONE LISTEN?????? deuce: T NET I LISTENED BUT CHOSE NOT TO ACT ON YOUR REQUEST deuce: T NET YOU SEE ??? DEMOCRACY WORKS
deuce
net
#cocksucking
#democracy
#deuce-net
#drunk-deuce
#vote
#woodring-stairs-background
1,939 1/24/2004 boot funky oh god
pants: LET'S GET LOOSE/FUNKY deuce: BOOT deuce: I HAVE COMMITTED A CRIME AGAINST MAN AND GOD pants: LIE DOWN ON THE COLD BATHROOM FLOOR WITH ME OW OW OWO WOW OW OWO OW OWOW QUIT IT WOSUK ^B(&GDSVBON O NL EWOKS
deuce
pants
#crime-against-man-and-god
#ewoks
#fatness
#fatness-personified
#mousehole
#somber-deuce
#star-wars
#woodring-room-background
1,940 1/25/2004 a ride to the 7-11
pants: I AM A YANKEE DOODLE DANDY deuce: THIS IS WHAT YOU SUCK deuce: THIS IS WHAT YOU PUT UP YOU pants: RIGHT deuce: THIS IS WHAT CALLS YOU AT NIGHT AND ASKS FOR A RIDE TO THE 7-ELEVEN pants: OH deuce: THIS IS WHAT FILES THE RESTRAINING ORDER pants: OH DEAR pants: WILL THERE BE BONERS IN HEAVEN deuce: GHLHLUAHAG
deuce
pants
#afterlife
#deuce-pants
#funloving-nonsense
#heaven
#sevel-eleven
#woodring-den-background
#yankee-doodle-dandy
1,941 1/26/2004 five minute prick break everyone
pants: QUEER IT UP A LITTLE IN THERE PLEASE spigot: FIVE MINUTE PRICK BREAK EVERYONE spigot: HOOF HURF HOMPH LICKING DUH spigot: THAT WAS LOVELY pants: YOU HOLD HIM AND I'LL CHOP HIS HEAD OFF
pants
spigot
#decapitation
#deuce-pants
#hoof
#murder
#take-five
#violence
#woodring-field-background
1,942 1/27/2004 stupid game
pants: DO YOU EVEN KNOW YOUR BRATPACK MEMBERS BY HEART pants: OR WERE YOU PULLING MY WANG OVER DEMI MOORE pants: BY THE SAME RULE ANDIE MACDOWELL IS A BRATPACKER pants: AND MOLLIE RINGWALD WASN'T EVEN IN ST ELMO'S FIRE pants: THIS IS THE STUPIDEST COCKSUCKING GAME I HAVE EVER PLAYED
pants
#andie-macdowell
#bratpack
#cocksucking
#demi-moore
#elmos-fire
#mollie-ringwald
#pants-solo
1,943 1/28/2004 suddenly: gay marriage
pants: SING IT NOW THE WICKED WITCH IS DEAD deuce: THIS SONG ALWAYS ENDS UP WITH ME GETTING A BLACK EYE pants: AND ME PREGGERS deuce: RIGHT deuce: WE ALL HAVE OUR LOTS IN LIFE pants: SUDDENLY: GAY MARRIAGE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#domestic-violence
#drunk-deuce
#gay-marriage
#singing
#weird-pants-face
#wizard-of-oz
#woodring-field-background
1,944 1/29/2004 cocksuckingist
pants: I AM CAUSING YOUR XTERM TO SCROLL BWAHAHAHA pants: THE CHIEF CAUSE OF THE SCROLLING: ME deuce: THAT IS JUST PLAIN INCONSIDERATE pants: I, ALONE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#unix
#woodring-stairs-background
#xterm
1,945 1/30/2004 PUDDINGFISH DIZZY
deuce: HLGLHGAHLGAHLAGLHALHA spigot: DUH?!?! deuce: I THINK SO YES !!! NOT HAVING ANY IDEA WHAT WE'RE DISCUSSING spigot: DONGS??!??! EXHAUSTED REALLY QUITE HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR TIRED spigot: COCTEAU TWINS?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?
deuce
spigot
#cocteau-twins
#deja-vu
#deuce-spigot
#dizzy
#dongs
#music
#title-mismatch
#woodring-field-background
1,946 1/31/2004 kicked out of the louvre
pants
spigot
#bonequest-hi-fi
#gayness
#louvre
#museum
#no-dialog
#nsfw
#photo
#woodring-stairs-background
1,947 2/1/2004 g.u.e.
spigot: THAT WAS AN ADVENTURE IN THE TOILET pants: DID YOU DEFEAT THE TROLL IN COMBAT spigot: WHO PUT A PAMPHLET IN THE MAILBOX pants: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S A TROLL IN THE BASEMENT spigot: I FOUND A SACK LUNCH AND ATE IT pants: HOLY CRAP THERE'S A LOT OF STUFF DOWN HERE
pants
spigot
#basement
#infocom
#mousehole
#pants-spigot
#title-mismatch
#toilet
#troll
#zork
1,948 2/1/2004 cunt bone
deuce: THE CUNT BONE CONNECTS TO THE SHIN BONE deuce: OR AT LEAST IT WILL AFTER MY REDESIGN
deuce
#anatomy
#cunt
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#woodring-field-background
1,949 2/2/2004 someone get the smelling salts
: DEUCE FAINTS net: SOMEONE GET THE SMELLING COCKS net: OH FORGET IT HE'S FAKING AGAIN deuce: YOU HAVE FOILED MY PERFECT METHOD OF GETTING COCKS ON DEMAND deuce: FOR THAT YOU SHALL BE MADE TO SUFFER
deuce
net
#caption
#cocks
#deuce-net
#edited
#woodring-room-background
1,950 2/3/2004 a recitation of the works of robert frost by deuce
deuce: I GUARANTEE YOU THAT ONE GOOD PUNCH TO THE HEAD DURING HER FORMATIVE YEARS WOULD HAVE SET THAT BITCH STRAIGHT
deuce
#bonequest-hi-fi
#deuce-solo
#mousehole
#poetry
#woodring-room-background
1,951 2/4/2004 the ashamed lowercase y
spigot: THE ASHAMED LOWERCASE Y spigot: WOULD YOU LIKE TO LICK DICK?!?!!?!?!? spigot: y
spigot
#lowercase
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
#y-n
1,952 2/5/2004 hope floats
atandt: HOPE FLOATS atandt: BUT NOT ALL MY POO FLOATS atandt: HELP ME OUT HERE deuce: I HAVE NO CONSTRUCTIVE ADVICE TO OFFER AT THIS JUNCTURE
atandt
deuce
#atandt-deuce
#hope-floats
#poo
#woodring-stairs-background
1,953 2/6/2004 backrub
net: "TITILLATING" deuce: WHEN YOU SAY THAT WORD I GET GOOSEBUMPS net: WHAT ABOUT "COCKSUCKING" deuce: NOPE THAT ONE DOESN'T DO IT FOR ME net: "RIMJOB" deuce: THAT ONE SCARES ME net: "BACKRUB" net: GETTING CREEPIER deuce: I ALREADY BEGAN RAPING YOU BEFORE YOU FINISHED TYPING THAT ONE (SO VERY HOT) net: IT'S NOT RAPE IF I DON'T STRUGGLE deuce: THAT'S FOR THE COURTS TO DECIDE MISTER net: WELL LET'S GET THE WHOLE THING ON VIDEOTAPE AS EVIDENCE deuce: IN JERKCITY STRIP FORM
deuce
net
#court
#deuce-net
#legal
#mousehole
#rape
#woodring-room-background
1,954 2/7/2004 party car
pants: HERE'S THE DEAL pants: LEAN IN ALL CLOSE TO ME AND SHIT SO I CAN WHISPER pants: YOU DISTRACT THE TRANSIT COPS WITH A "PARTY CAR" AND I'LL EXPOSE MYSELF IN THE BATHROOM DURING THE CONFUSION !!! [REDACTED] BUT ME
pants
#pants-solo
#redacted-text
#woodring-room-background
1,955 2/8/2004 useless shitcakes
spigot: DIAGNOSIS: HUMAN BEINGS ARE USELESS SHITCAKES IN THE MIDDLE OF COLD DARK SPACE
spigot
#diagnosis
#science
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
1,956 2/9/2004 the waltz of jericho
pants: AND I'M ALL YEAH BUT CAN YOU BEAT OFF TO THIS AND THEN THE COPS CAME pants: YOUR TODDLER UPSIDE DOWN IN A BUCKET pants: I SURE GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ALL THE PROBLEMS
pants
#pants-solo
#title-mismatch
#woodring-room-background
1,957 2/10/2004 windows 2010
atandt: LET'S ALL PUT YEARS AFTER OUR NAMES LIKE WINDOWS 95 atandt: I'LL BE ATANDT 2010 deuce: I HATE YOU atandt: NAN
atandt
deuce
#atandt-deuce-disconnect
#drunk-deuce
#nan
#sfw
#windows
#woodring-stairs-background
1,958 2/11/2004 all he wants in the world
pants: ALL I WANT IS YOUR TORSO
pants
#hi-fi
#pants-solo
#sfw
#solarized
#woodring-room-background
1,959 2/12/2004 just ends there
spigot: I'M AFRAID TO ORDER GAY PORN WITHOUT A SECURE SERVER deuce: MOTHERFUCKING FUCK deuce: URF deuce: ACTUALLY deuce: I'M PRETTY PROUD OF MY ABILITY TO ORDER INDECENT MATERIALS OVER THE WEB deuce: WITH OR WITHOUT SECURITY deuce: AFTER ALL deuce: EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE FREE ACCESS TO P-- deuce: [IT JUST ENDS THERE]
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#mousehole
#porn
#security
#somber-deuce
#woodring-room-background
1,960 2/13/2004 am i invisible
pants: COULD I GET SOME SERVICE HERE pants: AM I INVISIBLE pants: HELLOOOOO spigot: THE POINT IS NOT THAT AIDS IS A GAY DISEASE THE POINT IS PUSH THE DICK INTO MY FACE
pants
spigot
#aids
#pants-spigot
#service
#woodring-field-background
1,961 2/14/2004 liberal media or just common sense
atandt: EXCUSE ME SIR WE SEEM TO HAVE MISPLACED YOUR PORNOGRAPHY atandt: THE NAUGHTY BITS HAVE BEEN LOST, BOTH HANDS ARE NOW FREE atandt: I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH MYSELF deuce: I'M PRETTY SURE HE'S GAY NEVERTHELESS
atandt
deuce
#atandt-deuce
#deuce-atandt-disconnect
#fighting-irish-pose
#liberal-media
#mousehole
#porn
#woodring-room-background
1,962 2/15/2004 making you sing
pants: ONCE I CLAMP DOWN I WON'T LET GO pants: I'M JUST SAYING DON'T STAND SO CLOSE pants: HERE I GO HURBGGGGGGGGGGGSD&DISDPSG{{{{{{{{{{{ FOAMY
pants
#foamy
#pants-solo
#woodring-room-background
1,963 2/16/2004 put your arms around my boner
spigot: PUT YOUR ARMS AROUND MY BONER deuce: DONE spigot: JERK IT OR SOMETHING deuce: I'M CONFUSED WHAT DID YOU WANT ME TO DO spigot: SERIOUSLY LOSING THE BONER HERE deuce: I PREFER TO SIMPLY SUMMARIZE BY ANYTHING WOMEN SAY IS FUNNY AND TO BE MOCKED
deuce
spigot
#boner
#deuce-spigot
#misogyny
#women
#woodring-field-background
1,964 2/17/2004 7t fffffffffffffffffffffffff
pants: WELL I WAS EXPECTING CANDY pants: INSTEAD I GET BLOOD AND GUTS AND HAIR AND WELL JUST GUNK pants: EATING YOU ANYWAY HUALGHALBGLUAGHBLSO 8DBLUG AUGOAB ATYGD9D }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} GOD FUCKING DAMN SHIT
pants
#candy
#food
#god-fucking-damn-shit
#pants-solo
#punctuation
#woodring-room-background
1,965 2/18/2004 then the cops came
deuce: FOUR STARS deuce: THEN THE COPS CAME
deuce
#deuce-solo
#mountain-background
#police
#sfw
1,966 2/19/2004 number nine
.(pants): OKAY I'M THINKING OF A NUMBER: 9 atandt: NINE .(pants): OH MY GOD YOU REALLY CAN HEAR MY THOUGHTS atandt: YES I REALLY CAN .(pants): HOW CAN THIS BE HAPPENING atandt: DUDE I KEEP TELLING YOU THIS IS A COMIC STRIP YOU'RE NOT REAL
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#fighting-irish-pose
#meta
#mousehole
#number
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
1,967 2/20/2004 anything at all
atandt: I LIKE THE BEFRIENDING AND DRUGGING PART atandt: BUT atandt: I'LL HAVE TO PASS ON THE RANSACKING AND STEALING spigot: IS THAT ANYTHING LIKE COCKSUCKING
atandt
spigot
#atandt-spigot
#cocksucking
#drugging
#mousehole
#ransacking
#stealing
#woodring-room-background
1,968 2/21/2004 vote for me
pants: IT STARTS IN THE ASS pants: IT GOES FROM THERE pants: IT'S CRUEL BUT FAIR pants: AND ALSO VERY FUNNY pants: SO GET IT TOGETHER pants: VOTE FOR ME IN SEPTEMBER pants: I LIKE DICK AND I LICK IT TOO pants: THANK YOU GOOD NIGHT AMERICA
pants
#anal
#coy-pants
#election
#funloving-nonsense
#pants-2004
#pants-solo
#september
#woodring-stairs-background
1,969 2/22/2004 freshly baked dongs
spigot: FRESHLY BAKED DONGS!!!!!!! deuce: WHAT deuce: WHERE spigot: POINTING!!!!!!!!
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#dongs
#drunk-deuce
#freshly-baked
#spigot-points
#wang
#woodring-field-background
1,970 2/23/2004 ified
deuce: I CALL IT "DOPEIFIED" pants: I PREFER TO THINK OF IT AS "FORTIFIED WITH POWERFUL MARIJUANA" pants: ALL THINGS CONSIDERED THAT'S JUST DANDY pants: MEANWHILE HERE I AM STUCK HERE IN THE SOUTH PACIFIC pants: A LOLLIPOP AND A COCONUT pants: HLAUGHULAHL LAGHLAGUH HLAGHL AHGLUHALGA SAID THE NATIVE pants: UBUGLHGBUG BUGBGU BGUH GUB UGHU BGUBG REPLIED THE TOURIST pants: WHO WANTS PIE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#funloving-nonsense
#marijuana
#pie
#woodring-room-background
1,971 2/24/2004 fading out
pants: SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU pants: YOU'RE STUPID AND YOU CAN'T SPELL WORDS IN THE ONE LANGUAGE YOU'RE EXPECTED TO KNOW pants: I'D EAT YOU AND MAKE YOU PART OF ME BUT THEN I'D BE A FUCKING LINKIN PARK FAN
pants
#blur
#cannibalism
#linkin-park
#pants-solo
#woodring-room-background
1,972 2/25/2004 fading in
pants: TIME AND TIME AGAIN YOU TALK AND ALL I HEAR AND SEE IS MICKEY MOUSE DANCING WITH THE BOAT IN STEAMBOAT WILLIE pants: YOUR PARENTS CALL EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE BUT I DON'T TELL THEN YOU'RE BURIED IN THE SANTA CRUZ MOUNTAINS INSIDE A CONCRETE-FILLED DRUM pants: I'D EAT THEM TO MAKE THEM A PART OF ME BUT }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} NO CARRIER GOD FUCKING DAMNIT SHIT FUCK GODDAMNIT JESUS CHRIST FUCK
pants
#blur
#cannibalism
#cement
#disney
#drums-of-concrete
#modem
#no-carrier
#pants-solo
#typo
#woodring-room-background
1,973 2/26/2004 a bird yeah
pants: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T GIVE IT UP ON DEMAND YOU DUMB WHORE pants: YOU ARE A GODDAMN VENDING MACHINE WAS RE: OR ELSE pants: I DON'T NEED TO DEHUMANIZE YOU YOU'RE ALREADY A TOOL LIKE THE BOTTLE OPENER OR THE BONG
pants
#bong
#lowercase
#misogyny
#pants-solo
#vending-machine
#was-re
#woodring-room-background
1,974 2/27/2004 this is a test
atandt: THIS IS A TEST atandt: LAUHGLUAHGLUAHLUAG atandt: DONE
atandt
#atandt-solo
#bong
#fighting-irish-pose
#nonstandard-title-panel
#photo
#this-is-a-test
#title-mismatch
#toilet
#woodring-room-background
1,975 2/28/2004 the last one
pants: YOU LOVE IT WHEN THEY POKE pants: AS INDICATED BY POLLING DATA
pants
#deja-vu
#dicks
#mouth
#pants-solo
#poking
#polling-data
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-room-background
#zombies
1,976 2/29/2004 wheeze puff pant oh god more dick
spigot: I SHOULD TOTALLY USE MY PHONE TO TAKE PIX OF MY MOBLOG AND BLUETOOTH THEM TO MY AIRPORT IPOD WHILE I'M GARAGE BAND JAMMING WITH MY FELLOW ORKUTEERS AT COACHELLA spigot: WHEEZE PUFF PANT OH GOD MORE DICK spigot: HOMPTHLBLMRLBLOIHJRTH)(*JH
spigot
#apple
#buzzwords
#dick
#hipsters
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
1,977 3/1/2004 one is the crusiest number
deuce: COCKS deuce: BONERS atandt: YOU'RE A ONE MAN SHOW deuce: IT'S MY ONLY OPTION (NO FRIENDS)
atandt
deuce
#atandt-deuce
#atandt-deuce-disconnect
#boners
#cocks
#drunk-deuce
#lonely
#woodring-field-background
1,978 3/2/2004 beat off to these gifs
pants: WHERE CAN WE GO TO PROTEST NOISILY ABOUT GAY MARRIAGE pants: I AM THINKING THAT POTSTICKER PLACE NEAR HIGH STREET pants: A QUIET DEMONSTRATION INVOLVING SITTING STILL, EATING spigot: I HEREBY SMOKE THIS DOPE AND BEAT OFF TO THESE GIFS TO PROTEST THE UNITED STATES BEING KING OF THE WORLD
pants
spigot
#beating-off
#coy-pants
#gay-marriage
#marijuana
#pants-spigot
#potstickers
#protest
#woodring-room-background
1,979 3/3/2004 too far gone
pants: OH GOD IT BURNS MAKE IT STOP pants: OKAY TAKE TWO STEPS BACK
pants
#behind-the-scenes
#bong
#huffy-pants
#laptop
#meta
#pants-solo
#photo
#toshiba
#windows
#woodring-stairs-background
1,980 3/4/2004 face painting on demand
pants: PLEASE PAINT MY FACE RIGHT UP deuce: WHAT COLOR deuce: WHITE OR RED pants: I WAS THINKING OF A LOVELY TRANSLUCENT EGGWHITE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#face-painting
#mousehole
#poo
#woodring-room-background
1,981 3/5/2004 esp wins again
deuce: I HAVE PSYCHIC POWERS deuce: WATCH deuce: I PREDICT THAT I WILL BE RAPED IN A MOMENT deuce: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR deuce: SEE WHAT DID I TELL YOU: ESP WINS AGAIN
deuce
#deuce-solo
#esp
#psychic
#rape
#woodring-field-background
1,982 3/6/2004 why the smoke alarm went off that time
deuce: T DICK LET US RUB OUR DICKS TOGETHER TO MAKE FIRE (RE: FRICTION) dick: T DEUCE WELL OK BUT I WILL LET YOU RUB YOURS AGAINST MINE (SO YOU ARE THE GAY ONE, NOT ME) deuce: ACCORDING TO EINSTEIN IT DOES NOT MATTER !!!!!!!!! HEAT WILL BE GENERATED IN ANY CASE dick: OKAY TECHNICALLY THAT'S GALILEAN RELATIVITY BUT LET NOT THAT INTERRUPT US
deuce
dick
#deuce-dick
#dicks
#friction
#heat
#relativity
#science
#woodring-field-background
1,983 3/7/2004 mwahaha
spigot: MWAHAHA!!!! spigot: MY EVIL TEXT LAUGHTER MEANS I'M OBESE AND I LIKE INDUSTRIAL MUSIC spigot: MWAHAHA spigot: I HAVE SUCCESFULLY ARRANGED MY STAR WARS FIGURINES
spigot
#fat
#nerd-culture
#piss
#spigot
#spigot-solo
#star-wars
#urine
#woodring-room-background
1,984 3/8/2004 strange toilet
atandt: I THINK I'M FINALLY FIGURING THIS CRAP OUT deuce: DICKS AND SO FORTH AND SO ON atandt: PULL THE HANDLE deuce: PELLET POPS OUT atandt: TOILET FLUSHES deuce: (IT'S A STRANGE TOILET)
atandt
deuce
#contraption
#dicks
#pellet
#toilet
#woodring-stairs-background
1,985 3/9/2004 see for yourself
ozone: SEE FOR YOURSELF ozone: CLOSER ozone: CLOSER deuce: APTHTHGHBHHFFFF YOU TRICKED ME
deuce
ozone
#deuce-ozone
#sfw
#trick
#woodring-stairs-background
1,986 3/10/2004 annabel chong
spigot: DEAR ANNABEL CHONG spigot: I NOTICED IN YOUR GANG BANG VIDEO HOW COMPLETELY USELESS AND UNWATCHABLE YOU ARE spigot: NOT TO MENTION HOW DISINTERESTING AND DICK-LIMPENING
spigot
#annabel-chong
#asians
#dick-limpening
#diss
#gang-bang
#porn
#spigot-solo
1,987 3/11/2004 great american hero
pants: SOMEBODY LICK THIS deuce: WHAT WHERE pants: THRUSTING IT BEFORE YOU AND ASKING POLITELY deuce: HURP pants: YOU ARE A GREAT AMERICAN HERO
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
1,988 3/12/2004 wangly
spigot: I DON'T EVEN THINK "WANGLY" IS A WORD BUT CLEARLY MY CARDKEY IS BROKEN spigot: MAYBE MY ATM CARD spigot: MAYBE MY LIBRARY CARD spigot: MAYBE MY STARBUCKS CARD spigot: I APPEAR TO BE FIRED spigot: THE WRAPPER SAID THERE WOULD BE CHOCOLATE CHIPS spigot: BUT INSTEAD IN ONE THERE WERE RAISINS spigot: ALSO I CANNOT TELL IF THAT IS AN ALMOND
spigot
#almond
#atm-card
#baked-goods
#baked-treats
#baking
#cardkey
#chocolate-chips
#comprehensively-tagged
#confusion
#cookies
#employment
#fired
#library-card
#magnetic-cards
#muffins
#raisin
#scones
#spigot-solo
#starbucks
#truth-in-advertising
#wang
#wangly
#woodring-room-background
#wrappers
1,989 3/13/2004 happy accident
pants: SHOESHINE, GENTLEMEN? deuce: I'LL HAVE A BLOWJOB GUV pants: RIGHTO AVE A SEAT ERE ISTER deuce: I WOULD PREFER RIGHTY-O FOR MY TIGHT-LIPPED BUSY BLOWJOB : PANTS SHINES YOUR SHOES INSTEAD (FOR SOME REASON)
deuce
pants
#blowjob
#caption
#cockney-accent
#deuce-pants
#dog
#huffy-pants
#woodring-room-background
1,990 3/14/2004 things i hit
spigot: TIME TO HIT THE ROAD spigot: HIT THE BONG spigot: HIT THE PORN spigot: AND HIT THE SACK spigot: SECRETLY I'M GOING TO BEAT OFF IN THE CAR
spigot
#bong
#porn
#spigot-solo
1,991 3/15/2004 blood sample
pants: HELP ME UP deuce: I WILL DO NOT SUCH THING UNTIL YOU SIGN THIS WAIVER pants: HERE HERE HERE HERE AND INITIAL HERE ????? deuce: AND I'M AFRAID WE'LL NEED A BLOOD SAMPLE pants: ALSO HERE OOHH HLUAGHLBAG BULGG HBLUABAG SECRETLY SPURTING
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#typo
#waiver
#woodring-stairs-background
1,992 3/16/2004 endless loop
atandt: WHAT IF I'M BOTH deuce: MAN TALKING, SHUT UP atandt: SUCKING AND TUGGING LIKE I GOT A PURPOSE atandt: T DEUCE MY MOUTH IS YOUR PRIVATE MUSIC FACTORY deuce: DISGUSTING deuce: AND YET SOMEHOW INTRIGUING atandt: WHAT IF I'M BOTH deuce: HEY SHUT UP MAN TALKING
atandt
deuce
#atandt-deuce
#atandt-deuce-disconnect
#mouth
#repetition
#woodring-field-background
1,993 3/17/2004 regular c
spigot: HOLY BALLS IN THE FACE AND NECK AREA spigot: CODEWARRIOR SAYS I'M USING A FILE IN THE TRASH, IS THAT OKAY? spigot: SHOULD I PUT MY WHOLE PROJECT FOLDER IN THE TRASH TOO? spigot: BETTER CALL METROWEKRS spigot: YES I HAVE SOME C++ QUESTIONS TOO spigot: IS IT DIFFERENT FROM REGULAR C (spigot): ALSO I CAN'T PRINT spigot: AND MY BOSS IS TRYING TO DERIVE A GLORYHOLE FROM MY MOUTH
spigot
#balls
#c
#codewarrior
#glory-hole
#macintosh
#metrowerks
#programming
#spigot-solo
#typo
#woodring-stairs-background
1,994 3/18/2004 bibles and donkeys
spigot: CAN THE ENTIRE MIDDLE SECTION OF AMERICA PLEASE SECEDE FROM OUR UNION AND TAKE THEIR BIBLES AND DONKEYS????? pants: MATT DRUDGE AND ALL THE BALDWIN BROTHERS AT ONCE ?????? THIS I GOTTA SEE AND BEAT OFF TO
pants
spigot
#baldwin
#beating-off
#bible
#donkey
#drudge
#middle-america
#mousehole
#pants-spigot
#woodring-room-background
1,995 3/19/2004 stupid prick
spigot: COME BACK HERE YOU STUPID PRICK deuce: ARE YOU GAY AND READY FOR J/O spigot: ONE BIG FAT QUART deuce: GODDAMN FUCKERS spigot: DO YOU EAT THE SAND OR JUST LIVE IN IT deuce: LHABLHABHLABHLABHLAB
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#woodring-stairs-background
1,996 3/20/2004 picture of a white house
pants
#infocom
#no-dialog
#picture
#sfw
#white-house
#zork
1,997 3/22/2004 hex on you
pants: HEX-E-POO HEX-ON-YOU pants: WE CALL THIS RUNNING A TRAIN SO IF YOU'D PLEASE FORM A LINE TO THE LEFT pants: YOU DON'T NEED EYES TO SUCK DICK (SCENE DELETED) THERE WE GO
pants
#event-horizon
#pants-solo
#ultima
#woodring-room-background
1,998 3/23/2004 if you cry
pants: IF YOU CALL IT A SEX CRIME, I CALL IT ABSOLUTELY THE ONLY THING THAT GETS ME HARD pants: I CARE MORE ABOUT MY EGO THAN WHETHER YOU REQUIRE FOOD, WATER pants: I CAN'T BEAT OFF IF YOU CRY
pants
#cant-beat-off-if
#pants-solo
#rape
#violence
#woodring-room-background
1,999 3/24/2004 unentonastic
deuce: UNENTONASTIC pants: BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ME IN ARAMAIC
deuce
#aramaic
#deuce-pants
#woodring-stairs-background
#word
2,000 3/25/2004 an emp over san francisco
deuce: AT FIRST NORAD THOUGHT IT WAS AN EMP OVER SAN FRANCISCO AND WENT TO HIGH ALERT BUT THEN JUST REALIZED IT'S DEUCE SPANKING IT BUT GOOD
deuce
#bay-area
#deuce-solo
#emp
#gark
#lertcon
#norad
#nucflash
#san-francisco
#threatcon-delta
#woodring-stairs-background
2,001 3/26/2004 oh well
spigot: OH spigot: WELL spigot: I'VE spigot: GOT A BIG ERECTION / IN MY PANTS spigot: IN MY PANTS spigot: YES I'VE GOT A BIG ERECTION / IN MY PANTS spigot: (IN MY PANTS) spigot: YES I'VE -- HANG ON pants: NEXT SLIDE PLEASE
pants
spigot
#pants-spigot
#singing
#woodring-room-background
2,002 3/27/2004 if you are not cockmonster click here
.(pants): SOMEDAY I'M GONNA FUCK ME A PENGUIN pants: HELLO COCKMONSTER pants: IF YOU ARE NOT COCKMONSTER, CLICK HERE. ozone: I SAW YOU THINKING ABOUT FUCKING PENGUINS IN PANEL 1
ozone
pants
#bestiality
#cockmonster
#deja-vu
#fun-with-wildlife
#gonna-fuck-me-a
#meta
#ozone-pants
#penguin
#typo
#woodring-stairs-background
2,003 3/28/2004 pissing on bitches
pants: PISSING ON BITCHES AND RUNNING AWAY LIKE A PHANTOM OF THE OPERA WHO PISSES
pants
#pants-solo
#phantom-of-the-opera
#piss
#running-away
#woodring-field-background
2,004 3/29/2004 rock out with my cock out
spigot: OKAY FOR FIVE MINS I'M GOING TO ROCK OUT WITH MY COCK OUT deuce: NOTED spigot: STARTING spigot: NOW spigot: I'M DONE I GUESS
deuce
spigot
#angry-panel
#cocks
#deuce-spigot
#drunk
#gark
#nudity
#woodring-room-background
2,005 3/30/2004 jerkcity 911
pants: THIS IS JERKCITY 911 WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY atandt: THE BAD MAN HIT ME pants: YOU DON'T SAY atandt: WAL-MART ROLLS OUT 88 PER SONG SERVICE pants: CALLER WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY atandt: MOLEMEN WITH CHARCOAL HEARTS
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#molemen
#sfw
#wal-mart
2,006 3/31/2004 spigot vs. the mantra
spigot: NOT GAY NOT GAY NOT GAY NOT GAY NOT GAY NOT GAY NOT GAY NOT GAY
spigot
#mantra
#not-gay
#repetition
#spigot-solo
2,007 4/1/2004 bad customer service
deuce: NOW THAT WAS A POO TO BE RECKONED WITH !!! deuce: HIGH SMEAR QUOTIENT deuce: CRAM POTENTIAL spigot: YES BUT THEY ARE NOT THE VIDEOS I ***ORDERED***
deuce
spigot
#cram-potential
#deuce-spigot
#poo
#smear-quotient
#woodring-stairs-background
2,008 4/2/2004 second thoughts
spigot: I GUESS THERE'S NOTHING COOL ABOUT PUNCHING A FLORIST
spigot
#florist
#hi-fi
#spigot-solo
#up-the-nuts
#woodring-field-background
2,009 4/3/2004 way to fucking suck it
spigot: C TO THE O TO THE OTHER C TO THE K TO THE S TO MY FACE pants: WAY TO SUCK IT spigot: LAUGH YOU DONGS
pants
spigot
#cocks
#pants-spigot
#woodring-room-background
2,010 4/4/2004 cock over here
net: ARE YOU GUYS GAY net: BECAUSE IF YOU ARE I COULD REALLY USE SOME COCK OVER HERE pants: I AM NOT SURE (SPINNING AROUND IN CIRCLES TRYING TO CHECK MY OWN TAG) deuce: WATCHING, WAITING FOR AN OPPORTUNITY TO STRIKE net: RIGHT UP ME
deuce
net
pants
#deuce-net-pants
#drunk-deuce
#gay
#woodring-field-background
2,011 4/5/2004 flash light
deuce: WHERE IS THE PORN net: IN HERE (POINTING WITH FLASHLIGHT) deuce: GLARG net: CLOSER...
deuce
net
#deuce-net
#porn
#woodring-stairs-background
2,012 4/6/2004 some where warmer
pants: COCKS POUNDING ME pants: WISH I WAS SOMEWHERE ELSE pants: SOMEWHERE WARMER pants: THE COCKS CAN COME TOO pants: OR SHIT I DON'T KNOW I CAN VISIT THEM ON WEEKENDS
pants
#cocks
#pants-solo
#woodring-field-background
2,013 4/7/2004 comedy hour
spigot: OKAY LADIES AND GERMS COMEDY HOUR spigot: I JUST FLEW IN FROM CHICAGO spigot: BOY IS MY MOUTH TIRED spigot: THANK YOU deuce: I DON'T GET IT pants: I DO pants: I WAS THAT MOUTH
deuce
pants
spigot
#comedy
#deuce-pants-spigot
#mouth
#mouth-of-pants
#stand-up
2,014 4/8/2004 why we wake up in the morning
spigot: LET'S GO TO THE FOOD COURT AND GET GIRLS spigot: WE CAN TALK TO THEM ABOUT HOW MY PROGRAM DOESN'T COMPILE deuce: WHOOPS CRAPPED MYSELF
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#food-court
#programming
#woodring-field-background
2,015 4/9/2004 move on
spigot: OKAY EVERYONE WITH MORE THAN ONE COCK IN THEIR MOUTH PLEASE SHARE WITH YOUR NEIGHBOR pants: JUST MOVE ONE OVER THANKS spigot: EVERYONE WHO'S LEGS OR ARMS ARE HANGING UNDER THE STALL OR OVER THE DOOR PLEASE MOVE CLOSER TOWARD THE CENTER pants: SUPER spigot: I KNOW THIS IS AWKWARD BUT WE HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE OLD WAY OF BALANCING ON THE TOILET WITH ONE PAIR OF LEGS VISIBLE UNDER THE DOOR pants: THIS IS WHAT DEMOCRACY LOOKS LIKE
pants
spigot
#mouth
#pants-spigot
2,016 4/10/2004 dark side voting booth
pants: THIS STALL COULD USE SOME CURTAINS (AND A MORE NARROW GLORY HOLE) spigot: WE COULD DISGUISE IT AS A VOTING BOOTH pants: PULL THE LEVER FOR DICK spigot: KEEP PULLING IT spigot: NEARLY THERE BUH DURF NO OFFENSE BUT H. ROSS PEROT SOUNDS LIKE A STEAK SAUCE BUH HURRRRR I'M VOTING PEOPLE ALL OVER THE BALLOT BOX FOR THE LOVE OF HOLY GOD
pants
spigot
#durf
#glory-hole
#holy-god
#lever
#pants-spigot
#politics
#ross-perot
#stall
#voting
#woodring-field-background
2,017 4/11/2004 is there any room in your heart
spigot: IS THERE ANY ROOM IN YOUR HEART FOR MY FAT DICK spigot: LET OUT THE HATE AND LET IN THE PISS spigot: PLEASE deuce: SHIT
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#piss
#woodring-field-background
2,018 4/12/2004 live journal
pants: SYNDICATED BY LIVEJOURNAL ?????? ????????? ????????/////// WHAT IF MY MOUTH AND FACE AND NECK AREN'T BLOGWORTHY ????????? pants: I DID WHAT YOU SAID AND SET NMBCLUST TO 65535 AND MAX_KMAPENT TO 1500 AND THE FUCKING THING STOPPED CRASHING pants: I BROKE INTO THE HOUSE TO STEAL THE BUNNY (NO MONEY WAS TAKEN)
pants
#bsd
#bunny
#livejournal
#mouth-of-pants
#pants-solo
#woodring-field-background
2,019 4/13/2004 yes yes go for it
spigot: HERE'S THE PLAN: YOU RUN TO THE HOUSE AND GET THE KEG, I'LL SIT HERE AND LICK MY OWN DICK spigot: NO WAIT spigot: YES YES GO WITH IT
spigot
#autofellatio
#dicklicking
#planning
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
2,020 4/14/2004 beware of dog
spigot: (SOBS) NOW WE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO PUT THEM IN A NURSING HOME pants: SOMETIMES I THINK YOU SPELL THINGS WRONG JUST TO GET ATTENTION (MYTOUNGE FEELS WIERD)
deuce
spigot
#beatles
#cranberry-sauce
#pants-spigot
#paul-is-dead
#sfw
#strawberry-fields-forever
#typo
2,021 4/15/2004 concerned all the way around
(spigot): CONCERNED ABOUT AREA 51 deuce: I'M CONCERNED ABOUT MY LACK OF PORNOGRAPHY spigot: C O I N C I D E N C E ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
deuce
spigot
#aliens
#area-51
#coincidence
#concerned
#deuce-spigot
#porn
#whisper
#woodring-stairs-background
2,022 4/16/2004 normal sex
spigot: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHY CAN'T WE HAVE NORMAL SEX spigot: PUT YOUR FACE IN THE TOILET AND LET ME POO ON YOU
spigot
#fetish
#lowercase
#poo
#sex
#spigot-solo
#toilet
#woodring-field-background
2,023 4/17/2004 the purple man
pants: EXPELLED FROM THE INSTITUTE FOR THE GIFTED (MY PARTICULAR MUTANT POWER WAS MAKING EVERYBODY SICK) pants: PPPFFT OH GROSS THIS IS YESTERDAY'S COLD COFFEE PFFFT PFFFFFT NOW I'M GAY FOR SURE pants: I SWEAR TO GOD THE PURPLE MAN TOLD ME TO DO THIS UBLHBLUB HALUHLABUHLAB
pants
#coffee
#mutant
#mutant-registration
#pants-solo
#simcity
#woodring-field-background
#x-men
2,024 4/18/2004 never get out of the boat
atandt: HE SAID HE WAS A PENGUIN THEN ATTACKED MY DICK AND BALLS COMBO WITH PECKING AND SQUAWKING hanford: PANTS SAID (AND I'M QUOTING HERE) "I CAN'T BEAT OFF UNLESS HER MASCARA IS RUNNING" atandt: NEVER GET OUT OF THE BOAT hanford: NEVER APPROACH THE NEST atandt: MAKING LOVE TO A MUPPET hanford: GO WEST YOUNG MEN (ALL AT ONCE LIKE A PILE OF HAMSTERS)
atandt
hanford
#atandt-hanford
#balls
#cant-beat-off-if
#dick-balls-combo
#fighting-irish-pose
#hamsters
#muppets
#penguin
#woodring-stairs-background
2,025 4/19/2004 handjobs for the homeless
pants: JUST HEAR ME OUT: I CALL IT "HANDJOBS FOR THE HOMELESS" pants: I DON'T SO MUCH PLAY GRAND THEFT AUTO AS MUCH AS I KILL PROSTITUTES AND COPS YEAH I KNOW pants: MAKING UNCOMFORTABLE EYE CONTACT WITH THE AUDIENCE UNTIL THE CURTAIN FINALLY, FINALLY CLOSES
pants
#coy-pants
#fourth-wall-pants
#grand-theft-auto
#homeless
#mousehole
#prostitutes
#woodring-room-background
2,026 4/20/2004 mister ashcroft
pants: MISTER ASHCROFT MISTER ASHCROFT I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK IF YOU PAY IN EUROS
pants
#john-ashcroft
#money
#pants-solo
#politics
#woodring-den-background
2,027 4/21/2004 noodles
spigot: CLEAR spigot: QUIT spigot: EX spigot: MAYBE /EX spigot: HOLY GOD I'M TRAPPED IN THE MATRIX deuce: FUCKING SPEAK ENGLISH spigot: DO YOU HAVE NOODLES AT YOUR HOUSE????????? deuce: RAMEN spigot: I JUST NEED A COCK AND A PLACE TO SIT spigot: OH MY WEARY WANDERING ASS
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#matrix
#ramen
#woodring-room-background
2,028 4/22/2004 is this seat taken
pants: IS THIS SEAT TAKEN pants: THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE US DO THIS FOR YEARS pants: WE LEARNED NOTHING
pants
#mousehole
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
2,029 4/23/2004 deuce loses a leg
deuce: I WONDER WHAT CYNDI LAUPER IS DOING RIGHT NOW
deuce
#cyndi-lauper
#deuce-solo
#girls-just-wanna-have-fun
#sfw
#title-mismatch
#woodring-stairs-background
2,030 4/24/2004 either way
deuce: T PANTS I THINK YOU'VE GOT SERIOUS EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS pants: EITHER WAY pants: I DON'T CARE pants: BUHUIBUBUBUB spigot: BUTTMAN PRESENTS BUBBLE BUTT BABES IV (NOTE: NOT HIV)
deuce
pants
spigot
#babes
#buttman
#butts
#cars
#deuce-pants-spigot
#hiv
#porn
#woodring-stairs-background
2,031 4/25/2004 morning has bro ken
pants: T DEUCE XEARTH SAYS THE SUN IS COMING deuce: T PANTS IT IS VERY FAR OFF pants: T DEUCE IT IS COMING deuce: T PANTS IT IS ROUNDING THE CORNER YES deuce: T PANTS BUT YOU HAVE PLENTY OF DARK LEFT TO LICK DICK IN pants: T DEUCE IT IS JUST DAWNING ON US
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dicklicking
#drunk-deuce
#woodring-field-background
#xearth
2,032 4/26/2004 in which deuce retracts his previous statement to avoid war
deuce: IF YOU GUYS AT JERKCITY COULD DO A LITTLE LESS DICKSUCKING AND A LITTLE MORE WHATEVER IT IS YOU DO I THINK THIS WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE deuce: ON SECOND THOUGHT I WOULDN'T GET BLOWJOBS deuce: I RETRACT MY PREVIOUS STATEMENT pants: DICKSUCKING IS IMPORTANT
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dicksucking
#woodring-field-background
2,033 4/27/2004 mocking rands
atandt: T PANTS IT FELT LIKE RAPE EXCEPT I WAS DEAD pants: T ATANDT IT FELT LIKE RAPE BUGBAUGBUGBG (MOCKING YOU, TALKING IN A FUNNY GIRLY VOICE)
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#rape
#woodring-stairs-background
2,034 4/28/2004 first of all
spigot: FIRST OF ALL I DON'T WRITE "GAY" ANYTHING spigot: BUT BE CAREFUL WHO YOU BITE - BECAUSE IN OUR NEXT STORY COUNT FAGGOT GETS AIDS AND DIES OF PNEUMONIA IN HIS CASTLE deuce: I'VE GOT MY ANSI C REFERENCE BOOK RIGHT HERE BUT IT DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT GETTING RAPED IN THE ASS AS PART OF THE OFFICIAL C LANGUAGE (MAYBE I SHOULD GET A C++ REFERENCE MANUAL)
deuce
spigot
#aids
#c
#deuce-spigot
#programming
#rape
#viscera
#woodring-room-background
2,035 4/29/2004 crank calls
spigot: JERK JERK JERK spigot: JERKITY SPURT spigot: JERK JERK JERK spigot: JERKITY SPURT atandt: *69
atandt
spigot
#jerking
#repetition
#star-sixty-nine
#woodring-stairs-background
2,036 4/30/2004 we the people
pants: WE THE PEOPLE pants: HULAGBLAUBALGHBLAG pants: HULK STRAIGHT pants: OKAY WHERE WAS I pants: RIGHT HERE WE GO pants: WELCOME TO JERKCITY pants: I'LL BE YOUR TOUR GUIDE pants: EVERYBODY FOLLOW ME (I HOPE YOU BROUGHT YOUR OWN DRINKING WATER)
pants
#huffy-pants
#hulk
#pants-solo
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
2,037 5/1/2004 seriously stretched out in the big big city
deuce: YOU'VE STRETCHED OUT MY FEELINGS AND MADE THEM HURT
deuce
#deuce-solo
#mousehole
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
2,038 5/2/2004 leo the lion
spigot: I'M LEO THE LION spigot: PUT TRASH IN ME spigot: I'M LEO THE LION spigot: CANDY WRAPPERS GUM MMM YES GOOD FEED ME YOUR GARBAGE spigot: MMMM HOMPH GOOD I'LL EAT YOUR PAPER CUPS spigot: HEY LADY NICE BOOBS TOO BAD ABOUT YOUR FACE spigot: HOMPH HOMPH CHOMP spigot: I'M LEO THE LION
spigot
#boobs
#dj-rapekit
#leo-the-lion
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
2,039 5/3/2004 the romans or the huns (take your pick)
pants: THE JEWS ARE AT THE GATES pants: YOU NEVER HEAR THAT PHRASE DO YOU pants: IT'S ALWAYS THE ROMANS OR THE HUNS OR THE CUNTS
pants
#cunt
#jews
#pants-solo
#woodring-field-background
2,040 5/4/2004 yet still the monster problem continued unabated
(deuce): DICKS (pants): DICKS (pants): WHY ARE WE WHISPERING (deuce): BECAUSE THAT WAY THE MONSTERS WON'T HEAR US
deuce
pants
#deja-vu
#deuce-pants
#monster
#weird-pants-face
#whispering
#woodring-field-background
2,041 5/5/2004 dancing makes them go away
spigot: HOO HEY spigot: LOOK AT ME spigot: DANCING MAKES THE PRICKS GO AWAY spigot: HOO DOO spigot: BONK pants: GET OFF THE FLOOR AND BE A MAN
pants
spigot
#dance
#huffy-pants
#pants-spigot
#videotape
#woodring-stairs-background
2,042 5/6/2004 salt water bad for glass
spigot: FOLKS BEFORE EARTH THERE WAS MARS, THE CENTER OF THE FUCKING UNIVERSE TEEMING WITH CENTURIES OF DIVERSE CULTURES AND CIVILIZATIONS!!!!!! spigot: AND THEY BLEW IT spigot: SO SAVE THOSE CANS!!!!!!!!!
spigot
#chinatown
#folks
#horrible-monster
#mars
#recycling
#spigot-solo
2,043 5/7/2004 cluster to hump and kiss
pants: YOU'RE THE DUKE OF NEW YORK !!!! YOU'RE A NUMBER 1 !!!!!!! pants: WON'T ANYONE ATROCITY ME pants: NATURE TEACHES US THAT IRAQI MEN WILL CLUSTER TO HUMP AND KISS IF LEFT UNATTENDED FOR TOO LONG
pants
#abu-ghraib
#coy-pants
#current-events
#enhanced
#escape-from-new-york
#iraq
#pants-solo
#woodring-room-background
2,044 5/8/2004 meme overload
atandt: PARIS IN THE THE SPRING atandt: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO MY CAVERNOUS ASS atandt: I TOLD YOU I WAS HARDCORE atandt: THIS IS HOW AN ITALIAN DIES pants: YOU KILLED POKEY atandt: A MAN, A PLAN, A CANAL, PANAMA
atandt
pants
#a-man-a-plan-a-canal-panama
#all-your-base
#all-your-base-are-belong-to-us
#atandt-pants
#bonequest-hi-fi
#cavernous-ass
#italian
#meme
#memes
#palindrome
#panama
#panama-canal
#paris
#pokey
#springtime
#told-you-i-was-hardcore
#woodring-field-background
2,045 5/9/2004 like silly string
deuce: FOLKS I'M SO DISTRAUGHT I HAVEN'T JERKED OFF IN THREE DAYS deuce: WHEN I FINALLY GO IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE SILLY STRING deuce: ALSO FLAMMABLE
deuce
#depression
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#jerking
#jizz
#masturbation
#silly-string
#woodring-stairs-background
2,046 5/10/2004 drunk on cock
pants: T DEUCE WHAT SIGNUM AM I pants: T DEUCE OR AM I TOO FAT AND THEREFORE DON'T GET MY OWN SIGNUM deuce: UH pants: HAVE I STUMPED THE PANEL OR WHAT deuce: I LEFT THE BOOZE IN THE CAR GO GET IT
deuce
pants
#alcohol
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#fat
#math
#signum
#woodring-room-background
2,047 5/11/2004 in which spammers hijack pants
pants: DID YOU KNOW THAT THE NORMAL COST FOR SUPER-VI@G-R@ IS $20, PER DOSE? WE ARE RUNNING A HOT SPECIAL!! T0DAY ITS ONLY AN AMAZING}}}}}}}}}}}} NO CARRIER
pants
#modem
#no-carrier
#pants-solo
#spam
#viagra
#woodring-room-background
2,048 5/12/2004 shoplifting for dummies
spigot: DO THESE PASTRIES/SAUSAGES MAKE ME LOOK FAT deuce: WHEN YOU TUCK A THOUSAND OF THEM UNDER YOUR SHIRT/PANTS TO HIDE THEM THEN YES THEY DO
deuce
pants
#deuce-spigot
#fat
#self-conscious
#woodring-field-background
2,049 5/13/2004 apricot fag muffin
spigot: SOMEONE SLATHER ME UP WITH BUTTER BECAUSE I'M A DELICIOUS APRICOT FAG MUFFIN spigot: OVER HERE IN THE VENDING MACHINE spigot: HELLO spigot: PUSH YOUR DOLLAR IN AND HIT D-5!!!!!! spigot: WHOA HOLY DIZZY FROM THE SPIRALING TWISTY COIL spigot: FALLING *BONK* THAT HURTS!!!!! spigot: NOW UNWRAP ME AND PUSH MY FACE IN THE TOILET!!!!! spigot: I'M DELICIOUS!!!!!
spigot
#apricot
#dizzy
#muffins
#spigot-solo
#toilet
#vending-machine
#woodring-field-background
2,050 5/14/2004 cocks and gayness
spigot: LET'S HEAR IT FOR SPIGOT EVERYONE COME ON spigot: WHAT ARE YOU DOING THAT'S SO IMPORTANT THAT YOU CAN'T SURPRISE ME AT MY DOOR WITH COCKS AND GAYNESS spigot: I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO REOPEN OUR DISCUSSION ABOUT HOW GREAT I AM AND HOW BIG MY WANG IS
spigot
#cocks
#gay
#spigot-solo
#wang
#woodring-room-background
2,051 5/15/2004 yoga practice
deuce: T PANTS LET THE RECORD SHOW THAT BOOZY BOOZEâ„¢ BRAND BOOZE IS NOT VODKA, IT IS SOME OTHER NEVER-SPECIFIED FORM OF LIQUOR pants: ACTUALLY PAINT THINNER deuce: WHATEVER, IT'LL FUCK YOU UP effigy: THAT USUALLY MEANS IT IS MALT LIQUOR deuce: FUCK YOU GUYS, IT'S WHAT DEUCE FROM BONEQUEST DRINKS
deuce
effigy
pants
#boozy-booze
#drunk-deuce
#woodring-field-background
2,052 5/16/2004 jerkcity decoder ring
pants: -----BEGIN COMPRESSED RSA ENCRYPTED MESSAGE----- pants: HALGHALUG BLAHUA NUGGGGGH ANAL UHBLALAG SPIT DUH AHLUGHLAUG HBAGLUHAGHLAG pants: -----END COMPRESSED RSA ENCRYPTED MESSAGE-----
pants
#anal
#cocksucking-noises
#encryption
#nuggh
#pants-solo
#woodring-field-background
2,053 5/17/2004 like love boat
pants: T SPIGOT ARE YOU GETTING RESPONSES TO THAT YAHOO PERSONAL AD THAT I PLACED FOR YOU spigot: T PANTS PLEASE SHUT UP atandt: WHEN WILL JERKCITY HAVE GUEST STARS atandt: LIKE LOVE BOAT pants: GROSS pants: I MEAN YUM DUH SWALLOW PUNCH POUND SNAP HOOOOO DIAL TONE IF YOU'D LIKE TO MAKE A CALL HONK HONK HONK
atandt
pants
spigot
#atandt-pants-spigot
#dial-tone
#duh
#fighting-irish-pose
#honk
#if-youd-like-to-make-a-call
#love-boat
#mountain-background
#sfw
#special-guest
#telephone
#telephony
#yahoo
2,054 5/18/2004 faggy pink drink
pants: GET THE BIG FUCKING FONT OUT: EXCLUSIVE pants: I TOTALLY SAW YOU BUY A FAGGY PINK DRINK AT THE ASHLAND OREGON STARBUCKS (THE ORIGINAL ONE NOT THE NEW ONE OR THE UPCOMING ONE OR THE FOUR MORE PLANNED THROUGH 2007) spigot: T PANTS I SAID PLEASE SHUT UP pants: DEVELOPING...........
pants
spigot
#ashland
#big-fucking-font
#breaking-news
#developing
#oregon
#pants-spigot
#starbucks
#woodring-den-background
2,055 5/19/2004 time and salt
pants: POURING SALT ON MY BONER WILL NOT MAKE IT SHRIVEL OR MELT LIKE A SNAIL OR SLUG MIGHT pants: SERIOUSLY DUDE YOU ARE WASTING TIME deuce: MMMMMM pants: AND SALT deuce: MMMMMMMMMMM
deuce
pants
#boner
#deuce-pants
#salt
#woodring-room-background
2,056 5/20/2004 not the fucking muppet show
spigot: I AM WATCHING FIVE DIFFERENT MORONS RE-ASSEMBLE THEIR RESPECTIVE STAR WARS DISPLAYS / BABYLON 5 DISPLAYS / WHATEVER ACTION-FIGURE BULLSHIT DISPLAYS IN THEIR NEWER, SMALLER CUBES spigot: WOOOOOO!!!!!!! NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS RULED!!!!!!!!! spigot: LET'S TURN OUR CABINETS INTO DIARAMAS TO PROVE IT
spigot
#action-figures
#babylon-5
#cubicles
#dioramas
#hi-fi
#muppets
#spigot-solo
#star-wars
#typo
2,057 5/21/2004 except each other
deuce: WE ARE FOUNDING MEMBERS OF THE KILL FUCKING EVERYBODY CLUB spigot: EXCEPT EACH OTHER!!!!! spigot: PROMPTING GAY RUMORS AMONGST THE PRESS deuce: INDEED THAT IS THE PARADOX deuce: BEFORE WE DISAPPEAR IN A PUFF OF LOGIC WE CAN SUCK EACH OTHER OFF
deuce
spigot
#deja-vu
#deuce-spigot
#douglas-adams
#gay-rumors
#hitchhikers-guide
#mountain-background
2,058 5/22/2004 probably not really listening
deuce: IS THAT THE BLIND ONE bung: NO deuce: SO SHE'S BLIND EH bung: NO! deuce: HOW DID SHE LOSE HER EYESIGHT bung: NO!!
bung
deuce
#blind
#bung-deuce
#mousehole
#not-listening
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
2,059 5/23/2004 why does anything at all
pants: WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN YOU LOVE ME deuce: PURE COINCIDENCE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#hurt
#love
#love-hurts
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
2,060 5/24/2004 here comes the motherfucking cockbot again
spigot: SO I HEAR HUGH GRANT HAD AN AFFAIR WITH HUGH DOWNS deuce: HERE COMES THE COCKBOT deuce: LOOK AT ME I'M QUEER deuce: BYE COCKBOT spigot: COME BACK
deuce
spigot
#cockbot
#come-back
#deuce-spigot
#woodring-field-background
2,061 5/25/2004 taj mahal of pornography, the
atandt: AH PORNOPOLIS atandt: THE TAJ MAHAL OF PORNOGRAPHY atandt: WITNESS THE ONE HANDED MASTURBATOR IN HIS NATURAL HABITAT atandt: OUTSIDE THE CITY OF PORNOPOLIS atandt: WE HUNT THE RED BREASTED CHICKADEE (BACK TO YOU MARLIN) deuce: WHERE'S MY ENEMA
atandt
deuce
#atandt-deuce
#enema
#porn
#woodring-stairs-background
2,062 5/26/2004 going out of my head over you
spigot: MY PAC-MAN FEVER IS NOW OFFICIALLY FULL BLOWN PAC-MAN AIDS
spigot
#aids
#bonequest-hi-fi
#pacman
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
2,063 5/27/2004 all at once (part 1)
spigot: B-BUT spigot: A DONG AND A BONG AND A SNICKERS spigot: THEY CAN'T ALL FIT IN MY MOUTH SIMULTANEOUSLY!!!!! spigot: OR CAN THEY?!!?!?! ?!?!?! pants: WHAT TO DO spigot: TO BE CONTINUED
pants
spigot
#bong
#pants-spigot
#series
#snickers
2,064 5/28/2004 beatoff valley
spigot: GAY INDIANS BUILT THEIR STALLS OUT OF STICKS AND CLAY spigot: OUR MODERN TOILETS AND POKEY PRICKS AND TAPPING RITUALS WOULD SURELY CONFUSE AND FRIGHTEN THEM spigot: NOTE TO THE GAY INDIANS: I TAKE U.S. DOLLARS, NOT WAMPUM
spigot
#glory-hole
#jizz
#money
#mousehole
#native-americans
#toilet
#wampum
#white-background
2,065 5/29/2004 totally fucking invisible
pants: MY FORMULA WORKS !!! I AM TOTALLY INVISIBLE !!! STILL COMPLETELY GAY HOWEVER
pants
#invisible
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
2,066 5/30/2004 never finished high school
pants: IS THIS GOING INTO THE STRIP (LET ME FIX MY HAIR) deuce: TO PROVE MY HOW STRAIGHT I AM I FUCK MEN IN THE ASS (AND FACE) pants: AND LICK THESE FOUR DICKS pants: I MEAN S-SEVEN !!! deuce: SPENT pants: I CANNOT COUNT THAT HIGH AND HAVE ROLLED OVER pants: THEREFORE I OWE YOU A NICKEL deuce: TO -30537573 pants: NO JUST 000000 deuce: SIX DIGITS AND YET HE CAN ONLY COUNT TO SEVEN
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#math
#modular-arithmetic
#octal
#typo
#woodring-room-background
2,067 5/31/2004 and here you are
spigot: FOR THE LOVE OF PRICKS pants: T SPIGOT HOW DID YOU GET BACK IN deuce: T PANTS I THOUGHT WE BANNED HIM spigot: I DOVE INTO THE TOILET LIKE TRAINSPOTTING pants: AND HERE YOU ARE spigot: T PANTS AND BONKED MY HEAD AND WENT TO THE HOSPITAL AND ENDED UP HERE pants: WELCOME
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#god
#huffy-pants
#trainspotting
#woodring-room-background
2,068 6/1/2004 tuesday after noon
uncredited woman: OH GOD JUST TAKE MY PURSE DON'T RAPE ME pants: WHAT THE FUCK YOU TOTAL BITCH I JUST WANT A LIGHT
pants
#huffy-pants
#lynnea
#pants-solo
#prostitute
#rape
#tuesday
#uncategorized-background
#uncredited-character
2,069 6/2/2004 wednesday after noon
pants: WHAT THE FUCK YOU TOTAL BITCH I JUST WANT A LIGHT atandt: CALM DOWN THAT WAS YESTERDAY pants: OH atandt: WHAT WAS ALL THAT ABOUT ANYWAY pants: SOMETHING ABOUT A PIGGYBACK RIDE OR WAS I DRINKING atandt: YOU DON'T EVEN SMOKE
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#deja-vu
#huffy-pants
#smoking
#wednesday
#woodring-field-background
2,070 6/3/2004 geo metro a two parter part 1 of 2
deuce: MY GEO METRO STOPPED RUNNING COULD SOMEONE TAKE A LOOK AT IT pants: I WANT TO BE YOUR EASTER BUNNY
deuce
pants
#bunny
#deuce-pants
#easter
#easter-bunny
#geo-metro
#series
#woodring-stairs-background
2,071 6/4/2004 geo metro
spigot: THEY'RE ALL "HEY IT'S SPIGOT IN THE GEO" spigot: AND I'M LIKE "HEY LADIES" spigot: THEN IT'S OFF TO THE PORN SHOP AND THEN FRY'S, THEN HOME FOR DOPE AND BED
spigot
#frys-electronics
#geo-metro
#marijuana
#porn
#series
#woodring-stairs-background
2,072 6/5/2004 i should
spigot: I SHOULD BOIL WATER TO MAKE TEA INSTEAD OF JUST CHOKING IT
spigot
#choking
#hi-fi
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#tea
#woodring-stairs-background
2,073 6/6/2004 thank you confused
pants: CHECK IT OUT I'M HARD spigot: DOES THAT MEAN YOU CAN SMOKE DOPE IN EVERY ROOM spigot: T DEUCE DOPE IS MARIJUANA OR "WEED" deuce: I AM YOUR DOG pants: T DEUCE ALSO MARY JANE OR CRANK OR CRACK deuce: T SPIGOT THANK YOU (CONFUSED)
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#dog
#drugs
#marijuana
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
2,074 6/7/2004 life is like
pants: LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF OAGHOAHGLAHGLAHLAG net: IT JUST SO HAPPENS I NEED A BOX OF AOGHOAHGOAHGOAHG
net
pants
#forrest-gump
#mousehole
#net-pants
#sfw
#single-panel
#woodring-room-background
2,075 6/8/2004 concerned about the moustache injection
deuce: FUCKERS pants: CHOKING YOU pants: WORKING AN ANGLE pants: HOW TO GET TO THE DICK spigot: I'M CONCERNED ABOUT THE MOUSTACHE INJECTION
deuce
pants
spigot
#angle
#concerned
#deuce-pants-spigot
#dick
#moustache
#woodring-stairs-background
2,076 6/9/2004 bless someone (not how you)
deuce: I SNEEZED pants: BLESS YOU deuce: THAT'S NOT HOW YOU BLESS SOMEONE pants: HOLD STILL
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#hold-still
#huffy-pants
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
2,077 6/10/2004 all dicks are pricks but not all pricks are dicks
spigot: I REALLY LIKE PRICKS deuce: TRUE DAT pants: T SPIGOT WHAT ARE THESE THINGS YOU CALL "PRICKS" spigot: ALL DICKS ARE PRICKS BUT NOT ALL PRICKS ARE DICKS pants: COULD EVERYBODY SHOW ME THEIR FILE DESCRIPTORS spigot: ALSO WHERE'S THE CAFETERIA
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#dicks
#mousehole
#pricks
#unix
#woodring-room-background
2,078 6/11/2004 banana nut root
pants: GIVE ME ROOT (OR A BANANA NUT BREAD) spigot: NOT PARTICULAR HERE PEOPLE JUST AN EXTRA SQUIRT OF BUTTER SPRAY spigot: ONE TWO THREE spigot: YOU'RE GAY AND YOU'RE GAY AND YOU BACK THERE ARE ALSO GAY spigot: HOW MANY STRANGE MEN CALLED YOU LAST NIGHT spigot: WELL ZERO TIMES ANY OTHER NUMBER ALWAYS EQUALS FAGGOT pants: WAIT I pants: SPUTTER pants: ALL RIGHT FINE JUST A SLICE OF THE ZUCCINI BREAD
pants
spigot
#arithmetic
#banana
#huffy-pants
#math
#pants-spigot
#root
#unix
#woodring-room-background
2,079 6/12/2004 data, info
spigot: CAN WE PLEASE EXCHANGE DATA, INFO RE: DICKLICKERY WAS RE: HOPING WE ALL MATURE 40+ LADIES LOOKING FOR SIMILAR SINGLES spigot: ME: BEARDED WINDBREAKER spigot: OKAY GANG: I JUST PLACED FRESH NEW LEMONY SOAP CAKES IN ALL THE URINALS AND ALL THE STALLS SO THERE'S REALLY NO EXCUSE
spigot
#bathroom-maintenance
#bearded-windbreaker
#data
#dating
#dicklickery
#info
#janitorial
#mature
#personal-ads
#personals
#spigot-solo
#stall
#urinal-cakes
#urinal-soap-cakes
#urinals
#was-re
#woodring-stairs-background
2,080 6/13/2004 cave painting techniques
atandt: I, CONVERTED INTO A SATELLITE pants: I NAMED THE ORIGINAL ACT "CAVE PAINTING" atandt: O ENDLESS VOID BALGABGBAG pants: O COLD DARK NO-THING-NESS HLUAGHBLAGULHALGBAG atandt: I MISS NEW JERSEY pants: JEAN CHARLES THE CLAMPING FROG WON'T LET GO QUICKLY GET THE ANGRIER CLAMPIER FROG AND HURRY
atandt
pants
#black-background
#clamping
#frog
#jean-charles
#new-jersey
#sfw
2,081 6/14/2004 white out
pants: GAY MARRIAGE IN YOUR LIVING ROOMS !!! RUBBING INTO YOUR FACE INTO IT !!!! HOOO BOY WE'VE GOT BIG-- HEY WHERE DID THE WORLD GO pants: HOLY CRAP hanford: WOW hanford: I'LL GO KICK THE BOX YOU STAY HERE AND THAT GODDAMN BONG STAYS IN YOUR LOCKER UNTIL WE'RE DONE pants: OH SHIT DUDE CHECK IT OUT THEY CAN READ THIS
hanford
pants
#bong
#fourth-wall
#gay-marriage
#hanford-pants
#white-background
2,082 6/15/2004 white men
spigot: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS pants: IT'S TOTALLY BEEN LIKE THIS SINCE YESTERDAY pants: IT'S FREAKY THERE'S NOWHERE TO LEAN OR PISS spigot: DO I HAVE TO WORK pants: LET'S SEE WHAT'S ON OZONE'S TIVO BIP BOOP BOOP BOOP
pants
spigot
#pants-spigot
#piss
#tivo
#white-background
2,083 6/16/2004 shooing you with a broom
pants: YOU CAN'T SUCK DICK IN OR AROUND THE STORE deuce: EVIDENTLY pants: GET OUT (SHOOING YOU WITH A BROOM)
deuce
pants
#cocksucking
#deuce-pants
#dick
#drunk-deuce
#huffy-pants
#shoo
#white-background
2,084 6/17/2004 i ordered a burger not dick hurble duh and fries
spigot: I ORDERED A BURGER NOT DICK spigot: HURBLE DUH AND FRIES : SPIGOT IS KICKED OFF CHANNEL #GAY_WITH_KISSES
spigot
#burger
#dick
#fries
#irc
#spigot-solo
#white-background
2,085 6/18/2004 stay on the phone with me
spigot: I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL PUNCH MYSELF IN THE FACE UNTIL YOU LOVE ME spigot: NOW YOU STAY ON THE PHONE WITH ME AND KEEP JERKING UNTIL YOU'RE GAY spigot: MAYBE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN BY "SUCK THE DICK OR LOSE YOUR JOB"
spigot
#gay
#jerking
#phone-sex
#spigot-solo
#white-background
2,086 6/19/2004 piss my face up
spigot: HI spigot: PISS MY FACE UP LIKE IT'S A GAY FIRE RAGING OUT OF THE CLOSET spigot: OR DON'T pants: NO EXIT
pants
spigot
#pants-spigot
#piss
#sartre
#white-background
2,087 6/20/2004 plus you know dicks
spigot: I THINK THAT I SHALL NEVER SEE spigot: BALLS ETC. PUSHING INTO MY NOSE AND FACE (AND ASS AND LEGS)
spigot
#poetry
#white-background
2,088 6/21/2004 with my face and nose
spigot: MORE TOKENS FOR THE GAY VIDEO BOOTHS PLEASE atandt: DO I KNOW YOU spigot: SIR deuce: HOLY HELL NOT AGAIN WITH MY FACE AND NOSE spigot: PLEASE HURRY UP AND SPURT BEFORE MY PARENTS GET HOME deuce: EITHER ONE OF YOU
atandt
deuce
spigot
#atandt-deuce-spigot
#fighting-irish-pose
#gay
#spurt
#white-background
2,089 6/22/2004 movie night with the boys
pants: CONSTRUCTION CREW LESBOS 04 deuce: F pants: K-RAZY DYKES OF DISCIPLINE deuce: F pants: EXTREME FEETTWARE ?!? GOTH LESBIAN PEEPSHOWS /?!?!??! GRAMMA'S SEXY TOYS ??? @Y(Q*^ ?!?!?}}}}}} NO CARRIER deuce: F F F
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#foot-fetish
#modem
#no-carrier
#porn
#repetition
#typo
#white-background
2,090 6/23/2004 was that you
deuce: I MUST MASTURBATE THREE TIMES DAILY (DOCTOR'S ORDERS) pants: WAS THAT YOU OUTSIDE MY WINDOW(S)
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#doctors-orders
#masturbation
#thrice-daily
#voyeurism
#white-background
2,091 6/24/2004 extreme duck duck goose
spigot: OH MY DEAR LORD spigot: GOOSE spigot: KBJS:LIGU: WO(*&%:BQ)( spigot: HOO YOU'RE GONNA GET ME spigot: BHRLGULAEHLFHO$%B(:Q spigot: CHASING spigot: BHALHBLAHBLAHLGEBLGUH OW BONK DONK DUH HURMPH URMPH OW OK ALL RIGHTIE spigot: I'D LIKE TO GO HOME
spigot
#banging-on-keyboard
#duck-duck-goose
#goose
#physical-comedy
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#white-background
2,092 6/25/2004 b to the u to the h
deuce: BUH pants: BUH?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!? pants: SETTLE DOWN MISTER deuce: NO
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#huffy-pants
#masturbation
#white-background
2,093 6/26/2004 a, b, c, d: all dicks
spigot: DICKS ARE TO BALLS AS JERKCITY IS TO: spigot: (A) BALLS spigot: (B) BALLS spigot: (C) BALLS spigot: (D) BALLS pants: I'M STARTING TO THINK THAT I'M NOT TAKING THE S.A.T.
pants
spigot
#balls
#multiple-choice
#pants-spigot
#white-background
2,094 6/27/2004 your life story
atandt: I ASKED FOR A BLOWJOB NOT YOUR LIFE STORY deuce: BUT I WAS TRYING TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION WITH AN ANECDOTE
atandt
deuce
#anecdote
#atandt-deuce
#blowjob
#white-background
2,095 6/28/2004 a crown of thorns on -his- wang
pants: HOHLGAH LAUGLUAGH THE SON OF GOD IS A FAG AND LIKES IT UALGHALUH LAHHAL HALGAG ALL HOLY AND ERECT HALGHALG HLHGALH GLAGLAG EVEN A CROWN OF THORNS HERE HLUAHGL UAHHGLAHGLAHGLAHGL AGLHALUGHLAG JESUS IS COMING deuce: GOD ALMIGHTY pants: I HAVE SUCKED HIM OFF TO DEATH pants: HELP ME PUT HIM ON THIS CROSS (WE'LL BLAME THE JEWS) deuce: BLAGHLUBAGLBAG
deuce
pants
#cocksucking
#deuce-pants
#jesus
#jews
#religion
#white-background
2,096 6/29/2004 fuck this stupid country
spigot: FUCK THIS STUPID COUNTRY spigot: HOW ABOUT LEGALIZING DOPE AND USING THE PROCEEDS TO BUILD A SOLID GOLD ATOMIC BOMB
spigot
#marijuana
#nuclear-weapons
#spigot-solo
#white-background
2,097 6/30/2004 like a man
spigot: FUCK YOU spigot: I WAS A HUSTLER HONEY IN 83 AND ALSO A OUI TART (1982) spigot: PLEASE PRONOUNCE MY NAME LIKE A MAN
spigot
#hustler
#oui
#porn
#white-background
2,098 7/1/2004 talking in public the whole time
pants: T DEUCE I CAN'T WAIT TO GET HOME AND GET HIGH !!! deuce: T PANTS I CAN'T WAIT TO SUCK YOUR DICK !!!! deuce: WHOA WAS THAT PUBLIC pants: T DEUCE AND I CAN'T WAIT TO YES IT WAS pants: OH MY GOD deuce: FOR CHRIST'S SAKE WE'VE BEEN TALKING IN PUBLIC THIS WHOLE TIME
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dick
#drunk-deuce
#fellatio
#marijuana
#privacy
#white-background
2,099 7/2/2004 or what
spigot: THE EIGHTIES WAS DEFINITELY THE BEST DECADE FOR PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING deuce: EARLY OR LATE OR WHAT
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#sfw
#white-background
#wrestling
2,100 7/3/2004 for breakfast this morning
spigot: I HAD PORN CATALOGUES FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING!!!!! spigot: NO spigot: PINK CANTALOPE
spigot
#breakfast
#porn
#spigot-solo
#typo
#white-background
2,101 7/4/2004 near and far
spigot: T PANTS I'M SORRY I WAS STANDING ON THE HOSE THAT KEPT JERKCITY UP AND RUNNING spigot: I WILL THEREFORE BE RETURNING YOUR TICKETS TO CATS AND YOUR "AMATEUR LOADS OF FUN VOLUME 4" TAPE spigot: ARCING URINE NEAR AND FAR
spigot
#arcing
#behind-the-scenes
#cats
#hose
#spigot-solo
#tapes
#urine
#vhs
#white-background
2,102 7/5/2004 ten dollar words
spigot: ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION GUIDELINES pants: STOP USING TEN DOLLAR WORDS AND BE GAY WITH ME spigot: NEED $3 IN QUARTERS
pants
spigot
#be-gay-with-me
#erectile-dysfunction
#huffy-pants
#pants-spigot
#quarters
#ten-dollar-words
#white-background
2,103 7/6/2004 completely boring
spigot: FOLKS IS THERE ANYTHING AT ALL AT DISNEYLAND THAT ISN'T COMPLETELY BORING bung: THE BATHROOM OVER BY BEAR COUNTRY JAMBOREE
bung
spigot
#bathroom
#bung-spigot
#disney
#disneyland
#folks
#white-background
2,104 7/7/2004 my sweater in the toilet
spigot: JERKICTY IS SHAREWARE PEOPLE spigot: LET'S ALL SHOW OUR SUPPORT BY SENDING ME $5.00 spigot: WHO KEEPS PUTTING MY FUCKING SWEATER IN THE TOILET
spigot
#lowercase
#shareware
#spigot-solo
#sweater-of-spigot
#toilet
#unregistered-copy
2,105 7/8/2004 the problem with hookers
spigot: T PANTS I NEED TO HIDE^H^H^H^H STAY AT YOUR HOUSE pants: T SPIGOT I'M NOT WEARING A SHIRT AND I TEND TO EAT BURRITOS IN MY SLEEP
pants
spigot
#backspace-control-character
#burritos
#eating-burritos-without-a-shirt
#pants-spigot
#shirtless
#single-panel
#white-background
2,106 7/9/2004 against the world
deuce: DICKS deuce: (SERIOUSLY) deuce: LOOKS LIKE IT'S JUST ME AND YOU AGAINST THE WORLD pants: NO JUST YOU I'M BUSY SLURP SLOBBER DUH
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dicklicking
#dicks
#drunk-deuce
#white-background
2,107 7/10/2004 system halted
deuce: FOR CHRIST'S SAKE HELP MY BALLS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! deuce: THEY'RE DROWNING OR SOMETHING pants: LOWERING THEM A ROPE pants: OKAY THIS IS SOME KIND OF TRAP pants: AND THE BALLS DIDN'T NEED ANY HELP pants: OH DEAR pants: I HATE YOU deuce: T PANTS CAUGHT YOU FUCKER pants: SYSTEM HALTED
deuce
pants
#balls
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#error
#filler-panel
#trap
#unix
#white-background
2,108 7/11/2004 already here
atandt: IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU COME BACK pants: I'M A VERY BEAUTIFUL YOUNG MAN
atandt
pants
#sfw
#white-background
2,109 7/12/2004 james woods
deuce: JAMES WOODS CLEARLY STRAINS TOO MUCH ON THE POT pants: TOO MANY OLIVER STONE MOVIES, NOT ENOUGH GREENS
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#james-woods
#marijuana
#oliver-stone
#poo
#sfw
#white-background
2,110 7/13/2004 all the orcs and shit
atandt: OK NOW GANDALF IS BLOWING A MOTH deuce: DUDE THAT'S EDWARD SCISSORHANDS YOU'RE WATCHING NOT LORD OF THE RINGS atandt: THEN WHAT'S WITH ALL THE ORCS AND SHIT deuce: UH THE DIRECTOR'S CUT
atandt
deuce
#edward-scissorhands
#lord-of-the-rings
#movies
#orcs
#white-background
2,111 7/14/2004 not a real version number
pants: T DEUCE WHAT DO YOU PROGRAM HTML IN deuce: HTML IS INCREDIBLY COMPLICATED AND QUITE FRANKLY TOO HARD FOR A POOR LITTLE WEB CODER LIKE ME pants: ALSO IS FAG-POINT-OH A REAL VERSION NUMBER deuce: I'M A WEB PROFESSIONAL SLASH GAS METER READER
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#fag
#gas
#html
#white-background
2,112 7/15/2004 a real american patriot
deuce: WE SHOULD PERFORM MOUTH TO MOUTH (NOT TO RESUSCITATE BUT TO PUNISH)
deuce
#bonequest-hd
#deuce-solo
#mouth
#sfw
#white-background
2,113 7/16/2004 the drill
deuce: DADDY IS THAT YOU pants: YES IT IS deuce: I CAN'T SEE YOU WITH THE BAG PULLED OVER MY HEAD AND TIGHTENED AROUND MY NECK pants: YOU KNOW THE DRILL
deuce
pants
#rape
#white-background
2,114 7/17/2004 fat gay stoned
spigot: CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE FOR ONCE LIKE MY FAT GAY STONED COCKSUCKING FACE deuce: HUHHHHHHHH spigot: I'M GOING TO PRETEND THAT WAS HONEST, GENUINE LAUGHTER
deuce
spigot
#cocksucking
#comedy
#deuce-spigot
#failed-comedy
#fat
#gay
#marijuana
#white-background
2,115 7/18/2004 man ass
deuce: YOUR PROBLEM IS THAT YOU OVERVALUE DICK WHILE NOT CONSIDERING THE IMPORTANT EFFECT OF MAN'S ASS deuce: MANASS IF YOU WILL pants: GROSS DISGUSTING HAIRY POCK-MARKED UNDERTANNED MAN ASS deuce: RIGHT JUST NORMAL MAN ASS
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#manass
#white-background
2,116 7/19/2004 casino toilet
spigot: I THINK ANY ONE OF US COULD HAVE MOLESTED AND STRANGLED A 7-YEAR-OLD BLACK GIRL IN A CASINO TOILET SO DON'T BE JUDGING ME YOUR "HONOR"
spigot
#casino
#court
#jeremy-strohmeyer
#pedophilia
#spigot-solo
#toilet
#violence
#white-background
2,117 7/20/2004 one ping only please
pants: KISS THE TIP deuce: ONE PING ONLY VASILLI pants: COMMANDER? deuce: ONE PING ONLY PLEASE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#hunt-for-red-october
#naval
#october
#one-ping-only
#ping
#sonar
#submarine
#white-background
2,118 7/21/2004 oh man july just fucking goes on and on like some unstoppable month
pants: IF I COULD JUST PLEASE HAVE YOUR ATTENTION FOR ONE MINUTE PLEASE I HAVE SOME ANNOUNCEMENTS TO MAKE pants: DEUCE, INFANTRY, FIRST DIVISION, SHIP OUT AT 04:00 pants: THAT IS ALL
deuce
pants
#announcement
#army
#deuce-pants
#july
#white-background
2,119 7/22/2004 move america backward
pants: GIVE VICTORY A RIMJOB pants: WHY DOES SPIDER-MAN HATE AMERICA pants: BRING THE WAR BACK HOME pants: MY KINGDOM FOR A TICKLESS CLOCK pants: EVER MINDFUL pants: PREGNANT PAUSE pants: PEACE THROUGH REACH AROUNDS pants: ERECT, ENGORGED AND MORE OR LESS NOT LIMP
pants
#funloving-nonsense
#pants-solo
#rimjob
#spider-man
#white-background
2,120 7/23/2004 my arms or legs
pants: I CAN'T FEEL MY ARMS OR LEGS
pants
#sfw
#white-background
2,121 7/24/2004 that was
hanford: BHLEUBH$LBH(%*) hanford: I SAY AGAIN @$ISFMN$ hanford: HOO spigot: THAT WAS INAPPROPRIATE
hanford
spigot
#coffee
#hanford-spigot
#sfw
#white-background
2,122 7/25/2004 something else indeed
spigot: THE PIG SAYS MOO spigot: NO WAIT spigot: THE PIG SAYS SOMETHING ELSE
spigot
#see-n-say
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#white-background
2,123 7/26/2004 as a beached whale
spigot: STOP REFERRING TO ME AS A BEACHED WHALE NAMED B.J.
spigot
#spigot-solo
#whale
#white-background
2,124 7/27/2004 with each gulp of booze
spigot: HEY DICKS (THAT'S WHAT I SHOUT) spigot: HEY DICKS (I'M DRUNK) spigot: WITH EACH GULP OF BOOZE I CARE LESS AND LESS ABOUT JERKCITY'S BOOTDISKS
spigot
#alcohol
#bonequest-hi-fi
#bootdisks
#computers
#dicks
#spigot-solo
#white-background
2,125 7/28/2004 thursday after noon
ozone: MOTHER OF DICK ozone: COCKS deuce: I DON'T THINK YOU TAKE MY BALLS SERIOUSLY ozone: PERHAPS IT'S NOT YOUR BALLS I'M AFTER deuce: HOLY
deuce
ozone
#balls
#cocks
#deuce-ozone
#thursday
#white-background
2,126 7/29/2004 into the phone book
spigot: POKING MY PRICK INTO THE PHONE BOOK AND HUMPING THE ENTIRE BAY AREA
spigot
#bay-area
#phone-book
#prick
#spigot-solo
#white-background
2,127 7/30/2004 something horrible
spigot: .EX spigot: .345TEX spigot: E-BAY pants: GO EBAY deuce: I CAN'T SAVE THIS TEXT FILE I JUST WROTE spigot: GO E-BAY spigot: URLS
deuce
spigot
#compuserve
#computer
#deuce-spigot
#ebay
#internet
#sfw
#urls
#white-background
2,128 7/31/2004 what passes for debate in this country
deuce: DO YOU THINK WE'LL EVER LIVE IN PEACE WITH THE MARTIANS pants: BETTER DEAD THAN RED
deuce
pants
#bonequest-hi-fi
#communism
#deuce-pants
#mars
#science-fiction
#sfw
#white-background
2,129 8/1/2004 back to taiwan with you
pants: BE GAY WITH ME deuce: I WILL SIMPLY **NOT** PUT UP WITH THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOR pants: YOU PROMISED OVERTIME, EXTRA CHOCOLATE deuce: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LICK OR IT'S BACK TO TAIWAN WITH YOU pants: I WANT AN EXTRA MINT ON MY PILLOW
deuce
pants
#be-gay-with-me
#chocolate
#deuce-pants
#hotel
#huffy-pants
#mint
#taiwan
#white-background
2,130 8/2/2004 off the air
deuce: WE'VE GOT TONE AND BARS pants: HOOOOOOOOOO COUGH COUGH COUGH OOOOOOOOOOOO
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#sfw
#white-background
2,131 8/3/2004 the man likes mice
deuce: GRILLED MICE ON TOAST pants: I LIKE MICE pants: ALSO: BUNNIES pants: AND GUINEA PIGS pants: AND YOU
deuce
pants
#bunny
#deuce-pants
#guinea-pig
#low-res
#sfw
#white-background
#william-buckland
2,132 8/4/2004 play oasis tracks
spigot: IF YOU CAN POSSIBLY BL@(B$*}}}}}}}} pants: LINE NOISE CAPTAIN pants: WHAT SHOULD WE DO spigot: DUNK ME IN GLITTER AND BATTER MY BALLS AND CARPOOL ME TO THE EIGHTIES MASHUP
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants
#dunking
#line-noise
#oasis
#pants-spigot
#white-background
2,133 8/5/2004 hang me up to dry
spigot: WATCHING A BUNCH OF DONGS CRAP OUT AROUND PAGE 4 spigot: HURF HUH CAN NO LONGER REMEMBER WHAT'S HAPPENING spigot: MUST FIND LYCOS AND LEARN ABOUT IRC
spigot
#dong
#irc
#lycos
#spigot-solo
#white-background
2,134 8/6/2004 heaven, almost, but then denied
deuce: CAN I GO TO HEAVEN NOW pants: ALMOST deuce: ABOUT HALFWAY UP OR WHAT DO YOU THINK pants: JUST PLEASE STOP SQUIRMING
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#heaven
2,135 8/7/2004 when the end comes it might be messy
pants: THE END WON'T BE MESSY pants: IT WILL BE LONG AND UNCOMFORTABLE pants: WELCOME TO THE GIGGLEWEEDS (AND THAT'S ODD BECAUSE THE LAST TIME YOU VISITED THERE WAS NO SIGNPOST)
pants
#giggleweeds
#pants-solo
#sfw
#white-background
2,136 8/8/2004 gone fishing
pants: HAVING MISTAKEN ALL AROUND HIM FOR A COFFEE SHOP HE TRIES TO ORDER THE BIGGEST FAGGIEST PINKEST DRINK POSSIBLE AND SUCCEEDS BEYOND HIS WILDEST DREAMS
pants
#starbucks
#woodring-stairs-background
2,137 9/5/2004 g---- and more g----
pants: I WOKE UP TODAY AND IT WAS LIKE THIS atandt: THIS IS NOT A GOOD THING pants: SHOULD WE INVOLVE FEMA, OSHA, PETA, HOMELAND SECURITY, LINUS, THEO, U.S. REPRESENTATIVE EDWARD L. SCHROCK OF VIRGINIA, SPIGOT THE BEAR spigot: LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS pants: NOW WHAT DO WE DO atandt: 9/11 (NEVER FORGET)
atandt
pants
spigot
#9-11
#atandt-pants-spigot
#green-background
#linus-torvalds
#politics
#sfw
#spigot-the-bear
#theo
#title-mismatch
2,138 9/6/2004 y----- and more y-----
deuce: TOMORROW MARKS THE BEGINNING OF A NEW ERA spigot: BE GAY WITH BE ABOVE OVER AND ACROSS MY BALLS FACE AND HEAD AND REPEAT MY INSTRUCTIONS BACK TO ME deuce: THE ERA IN WHICH I CAN WORK ON UH hanford: CUT deuce: T SPIGOT ACROSS AND OVER AND TOWARD AND HONK AND WAIT I GOT CONFUSED LET'S START OVER hanford: JUST PRETEND THE BACKGROUND ISN'T URINE YELLOW AND TRY AGAIN
deuce
hanford
spigot
#balls
#be-gay-with-me
#deja-vu
#deuce-hanford-spigot
#honk
#title-mismatch
#uncredited-character
#urine
#yellow-background
2,139 9/7/2004 yes i swapped caps lock with control just deal with it
pants: CHECK IT OUT I'M SOMEWHERE ELSE NOW pants: CAN WE PLEASE JUST GET ON WITH THE SHOW pants: T SPIGOT I'M HOLDING A PISS SWEEPSTAKES (CLICK HERE TO ENTER AND WIN) spigot: T PANTS OKAY I BETTER NOT GET RIPPED OFF AGAIN
pants
spigot
#caps-lock
#pants-spigot
#photo-background
#piss
2,140 9/8/2004 just overcast or is he covering for god
hanford: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT pants: I THINK IT'S JUST OVERCAST hanford: I THINK THE BULB BURNT OUT pants: YOU SAY THE FOG WILL BURN OFF ?????????????? OR THE FAG WILL WEAR OFF ?!?!? I AM INCREASING MY KEY REPEAT RATE hanford: SHUT UP pants: GRIND IT AS YOU NEED IT NOT ALL AT ONCE BECAUSE THE GRINDER IS ENTERTAINING TO OPERATE (WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT AGAIN)
hanford
pants
#coffee
#grey-background
#grinder
#marijuana
2,141 9/9/2004 why we do not bother talking them down
atandt: ATDT (BIG) FAT-FACE pants: RING RING RING atandt: COME ON pants: RING CLICK BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP atandt: CONNECT 1200 pants: HOW BROWN IS YOUR BUNNY}}}}}}}}}}}}} NO CARRIER
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#bunny
#fat
#modem
#no-carrier
#red-background
#sfw
2,142 9/10/2004 rarely or never (still working out the bitrot)
spigot: I KNOW HOW TO HOOK MY VCR UP TO MY MAC AND YANK MY DICK TO PORNOS spigot: IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN spigot: IN A 640X480 WINDOW spigot: MILLIONS OF COLORS spigot: T LADY I CAN REWIND JUST BY HITTING CMD-R spigot: SO YOU'RE NOT DONE SUCKING DICK UNTIL I SAY SO spigot: AND I RARELY OR NEVER SAY SO (spigot): JUST GET OUT
spigot
#badly-pasted-title
#macintosh
#porn
#spigot-solo
#whisper
#woodring-room-background
2,143 9/11/2004 jerkcity is the place for me
pants: SHIT MAN MAYBE AFTER I'VE HAD MY COFFEE THEN WE CAN START TALKING ABOUT THE pants: OH SHIT WE'RE TOTALLY LIVE !!! COUGH COUGH COUGH DUDE pants: JEAN-CHARLES HOW COULD YOU MISTAKE THE SCREAM FOR A RESTAURANT MENU !!! YOU MUST RETURN THE PAINTING AT ONCE BEFORE ANYBODY NOTICES deuce: %RANDOM
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#jean-charles
#marijuana
#the-scream
#white-background
2,144 9/12/2004 jock jams
spigot: CONCERNED ABOUT THE GAS STATION OFFERING CASSETTES ENTITLED JOCK JAMS pants: WHICH GAS STATION pants: I MEAN THAT'S HORRIBLE
pants
spigot
#concerned
#fag-trap
#gas
#jock-jams
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
2,145 9/13/2004 feed him feed him feed him feed him feed him feed him
deuce: I'M HUNGRY deuce: FORTUNATELY I HAVE OODLES OF NOODLY COCK ALL AROUND ME deuce: SURROUNDING ME, CLOSING IN
deuce
#deja-vu
#deuce-solo
#not-redacted
#oodles
#woodring-field-background
2,146 9/14/2004 oh what a feeling indeed
pants: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW MY EYE NOW I'M MORE THAN HALF BLIND pants: I SHOULD HAVE NEVER SASSED THAT COCK pants: BUT OH WHAT A FEELING
pants
#blindness
#huffy-pants
#pants-solo
#sass
#sauce
#woodring-field-background
2,147 9/15/2004 two strong arms
spigot: AT THIS TIME I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR WASTING THE INTERNET deuce: LET'S GET TO THE LOVIN' spigot: STILL: EVERY BIT COUNTS!!!!! OR BYTE!!!!!!!!!! OR NIBBLE!!!!!!!!! spigot: AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT FOLKS pants: ARE YOU DEPRESSED ??????????? SHOULD I BLOAD PEOPLE PONG FOR YOU
deuce
pants
spigot
#amirite
#apologies
#apple-ii
#deuce-pants-spigot
#folks
#internet
#mousehole
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#spigot-points
#units-of-information
#woodring-room-background
2,148 9/16/2004 to you live from the 53rd state
spigot: HOW ABOUT SEDUCING THEM.......... WITH A FUCKING ATM CARD deuce: OR A ROPE AND A GAG deuce: OR A FIST AND A CLUB deuce: THERE ARE SO MANY COMBINATIONS
deuce
spigot
#atm-card
#bondage
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#moon-background
#rapekit
#starbucks
2,149 9/17/2004 check out the fuzzy earth all fuzzy and shit
spigot: HHHHHHHOOOAAARK OKAY THEN spigot: URMPH HURMPH JESUS AND JOSEPH spigot: SON OF A pants: COCKS
pants
spigot
#cocks
#jesus
#moon-background
#pants-spigot
2,150 9/18/2004 give us your tired your poor
pants: YOU POOR MISPLACED DONGS (HUDDLED MASSES) deuce: I HATE AMERICA pants: INTEL INSIDE !!!!!!!!!!!! SERIOUSLY HAVE A LOOK-SEE deuce: CROWDING, PUSHING pants: DUCKING, SHOVING
deuce
pants
#america
#deuce-pants
#huddled-masses
#intel
#mousehole
#physical-comedy
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-room-background
2,151 9/19/2004 shut up about the juice already will yas
pants: NOW YOU GOT THE JUICE spigot: T PANTS I WOULD RATHER MAKE AN EFFORT TO DO WITHOUT THE JUICE PLEASE
pants
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#deja-vu
#juice
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#the-juice
#woodring-field-background
2,152 9/20/2004 great news everybody
spigot: GREAT NEWS EVERYONE!!!!!!!! spigot: I'M A METROTHEXUAL spigot: A METRO..... spigot: THTHTH THTHTHTH spigot: (SPITTING, SPLUTTERING) spigot: THTHTH THTTTHH THHHTHHT spigot: (MINCING, PRANCING) spigot: THTH THTHT TTHHTHTH spigot: .....THEXUAL!!!!!!! spigot: WITH A FAUXHAWK spigot: A FAUXHAWKING STUPID HAIRCUT
spigot
#bonequest-hi-fi
#diss
#gay
#haircut
#metrosexual
#mock-lisp
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
2,153 9/21/2004 kind of dirty
deuce: GOD'S TELLING ME TO SPANK IT AGAIN deuce: DO I DEFY THE WILL OF GOD OR NO pants: DID HE SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ME (AND MY DRESS) deuce: I DON'T KNOW deuce: I WASN'T REALLY PAYING ATTENTION TO HIM ANYWAY deuce: HE TALKS ALL FUNNY deuce: KIND OF DIRTY
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#god
#masturbation
#religion
#woodring-room-background
2,154 9/22/2004 julia child has a posse
pants: AND THAT'S WHY I WON'T EAT JULIA CHILD'S PUSSY deuce: LIKE SHE HAS ONE deuce: FFFFFFF spigot: F-FACIAL RECOGNITION????????
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#diss
#julia-child
#posse
#pussy
#woodring-field-background
2,155 9/23/2004 dick for me
pants: WATCH ME JERK OFF FOR CHARITY deuce: WHICH ONE pants: UH pants: "DICK FOR ME"
deuce
pants
#charity
#deuce-pants
#dick-for-me
#dicks
#masturbation
#woodring-field-background
2,156 9/24/2004 one hot faggot
deuce: I AM ONE HOT FAGGOT spigot: YOU'RE TELLING ME OW OW
deuce
spigot
#burns
#deuce-spigot
#faggot
#gay
#heat
#hot
#physical-comedy
#woodring-stairs-background
2,157 9/25/2004 extra hour
spigot: I'M AMPLE ANNIE deuce: ORAL ANNIE I WAS HOPING pants: TOMORROW pants: TOMORROW pants: I'LL LOVE YA TOMORROW HUUHHHHHHHHHHH SEVERE BEATINGS spigot: THAT MEANS MY DOG AND YOUR CAT HAVE TO HIDE IN THE BOXES FOR AN EXTRA HOUR
deuce
pants
spigot
#annie
#beating
#cat
#deuce-pants-spigot
#dog
#porn-name
#singing
#violence
#woodring-stairs-background
2,158 9/26/2004 city folk
pants: T SPIGOT CAN I GRAB YOUR HEAD AND JUST SHAKE IT AROUND pants: YOU CITY FOLK ARE ALL THE SAME pants: NUGGGGGGGGGGGGH ANAL spigot: WHO WANTS MUFFINS
pants
spigot
#anal
#deuce-spigot
#huffy-pants
#muffins
#nuggh
#pants-spigot
#woodring-stairs-background
2,159 9/27/2004 for ever
spigot: HELLO TO THE FUCKING IDIOT PARADE OF COLLEGE STUDENTS !!! WHAT AN EXCITING TIME IN YOUR LIVES TO BE ON THE BRINK OF A NEW CAREER LICKING MY DICK FOREVER spigot: FOREVER spigot: FOREVER
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#college
#dicklicking
#forever
#parade
#repetition
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
2,160 9/28/2004 oh god now what
pants: KNEEPADS: CHECK pants: RUNNING SHOES: CHECK pants: GOGGLES: CHECK
pants
#kneepads
#mmm-yeah-oooh-boy
#pants-solo
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
2,161 9/29/2004 all i wanted was my bra back
deuce: HEY LOOK AT ME I FELL DOWN AND NOW I'M BEING RAPED deuce: ALL I WANTED WAS MY BRA BACK deuce: MAN YOU WHITE PEOPLE SUCK spigot: HE'S HURTING ME WITH MY OWN PEPPER SPRAY HOLY GOD THE IRONY
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#holy-god
#rape
2,162 9/30/2004 very angry ham sandwich
pants: I'M FAMOUS FOR EATING EVERYTHING IN SIGHT pants: A VERY ANGRY HAM SANDWICH pants: ASKING BENDIS TO DRAW THE JERKCITY GRAPHIC NOVEL pants: DO NOT EAT THE GRASS pants: BREAKING THE PROSTITUTE'S NOSE pants: GOOGLY EYES ON DOGSHIT pants: PROUD TO BE THE CHRIS PENN OF WEB COMICS pants: HIDING UNDERNEATH THE PORCH WAITING FOR FOOD TO COME ALONG
pants
#dogshit
#googly-eyes
#pants-solo
#prostitute
#webcomic
#woodring-stairs-background
2,163 10/1/2004 gay cow
spigot: I'M A GAY COW MMMMOOOOOOOOO URF HOMPH spigot: I BELONG IN A FAIRY DAIRY spigot: SOMEBODY MILK ME PEOPLE spigot: I'M UDDERLY QUEER spigot: HOW FAT ALL THE BLOGGERS AND SUICIDE GIRLS ARE
spigot
#fatness
#gay
#misogyny
#mousehole
#spigot-solo
#suicide-girls
#woodring-room-background
2,164 10/2/2004 throw me a donut
deuce: HELLO deuce: PAY ATTENTION TO ME deuce: I KNOW I'M REALLY FAT AND EVERYTHING BUT THE LEAST YOU GUYS COULD DO IS THROW ME A DONUT
deuce
#deuce-solo
#donut
#drunk-deuce
#fatness
#mousehole
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
2,165 10/3/2004 control rod: a gay fable
deuce: I AM CHIEFLY COMPOSED OF ADAMANTIUM atandt: T DEUCE I'M MADE OF BORON deuce: T ATANDT AWESOME THAT MEANS YOU'RE A LIGHT ELEMENT SO I CAN FUCK YOU atandt: T DEUCE SHOW ME YOUR CONTROL ROD :: EXPOSES HIMSELF
atandt
deuce
#censored
#drunk-deuce
#elements
#somber-deuce
#woodring-stairs-background
2,166 10/4/2004 self hating fag
spigot: CORPORATIONS BOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAY MARRIAGE YAY pants: I'M A SELF-HATING FAG IN THAT I LISTEN TO MICHAEL SAVAGE AND READ PLAYBOY FOR THE ARTICLES
deuce
pants
#gay-marriage
#michael-savage
#pants-spigot
#playboy
#woodring-stairs-background
2,167 10/5/2004 dicks wearing fake beards
deuce: ENUMERATE THE DICKS pants: THEY WON'T HOLD STILL!!! THEY HOP FROM THE END OF THE LINE TO THE START AND WEAR FAKE BEARDS AND I COUNT THEM TWICE deuce: YOU NEED SOME SORT OF IBUTTON 1-WIRE SOLUTION pants: OR A HEAVY MALLET pants: I DRAW HAPPY FACES ON THEM BUT EVENTUALLY THEY RUB IT OFF AND A FEW HOURS LATER THEY'RE ALL HI I'M A TOTALLY DIFFERENT DICK deuce: HOLD ON A SECOND I'M BLOGGING ABOUT MY IPOD
deuce
pants
#1-wire
#blog
#deuce-pants
#dicks
#drunk-deuce
#electrical-engineering
#ibutton
#ipod
#woodring-stairs-background
2,168 10/6/2004 fun and profit
dick: BONE ME UP FOR FUN AND PROFIT dick: OR YOU dick: EITHER WAY dick: JUST DIG IN, SPORT deuce: COCKS
deuce
dick
#cocks
#deuce-dick
#drunk-deuce
#mousehole
#profit
#woodring-room-background
2,169 10/7/2004 when then
ozone: MAESTRO 113% /USR/AMANDA/JT -U 7 SC0D6L0 ozone: SC0D6L0: UNLOADED CARTRIDGE TO SLOT 7 ozone: MAESTRO 114% /USR/AMANDA/JT -M 8 SC0D6L0 ozone: SC0D6L0: LOADED CARTRIDGE FROM SLOT 8 ozone: REWINDING pants: NOW WE CAN GET HIGH
ozone
pants
#amanda
#cartridge
#deja-vu
#drugs
#loading
#maestro
#mousehole
#ozone-pants
#sc0d6l0
#unix
#usr
#woodring-room-background
2,170 10/8/2004 hello dad
deuce: YOU GAVE ME THE CLAP effigy: THAT WAS YOUR MOTHER
deuce
effigy
#badly-pasted-title
#deuce-effigy
#gonorrhea
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
2,171 10/9/2004 having a hard time
spigot: HOBLBOLHB LHABAB HLAHBLHELAHBA spigot: LOOKS LIKE THE VIDEO STORE FUCKED UP AGAIN spigot: HAVING A HARD TIME JERKING TO SCHINDLER'S LIST
spigot
#jews
#movies
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
2,172 10/10/2004 alone in the toilet
spigot: WELL HERE I AM ALONE IN THE TOILET spigot: THAT SURE IS A BIG HOLE IN THE WALL spigot: WHAT THE spigot: SOMEONE JUST PUSHED THEIR FAT PURPLE WANG THROUGH THE OPENING spigot: TO BE CONTINUED
spigot
#cliffhanger
#dicks
#glory-hole
#spigot-solo
#toilet
#wangs
#woodring-field-background
2,173 10/11/2004 spots
deuce: I AM SO GAY I SEE SPOTS bung: WHAT COLOR (TESTING FOR GAYNESS) deuce: SOME KIND OF PINK OR FUCHSIA bung: YOU'VE GOT GAY
bung
deuce
#bung-deuce
#deja-vu
#diagnosis
#gay
#spots
#woodring-field-background
2,174 10/12/2004 cocks and socks
spigot: JESSICA SIMPSON SINGS LIKE SHE'S GOT COCKS ****AND***** SOCKS IN HER MOUTH pants: DROWN ALL SINGLE MOMS
pants
spigot
#cocks
#pants-spigot
#woodring-stairs-background
2,175 10/13/2004 dark under here
spigot: WHAT DOES DUH STAND FOR deuce: IT STANDS FOR GHLAGLHAGLHAGLHAGLHAGLHAGLH spigot: YOU KNOW, IT REALLY REALLY DOES
deuce
spigot
#acronym
#deuce-spigot
#woodring-stairs-background
2,176 10/14/2004 from both sides
deuce: OH MY JESUS FROM BOTH SIDES deuce: OH THOSE AREN'T DICKS deuce: OH MY GOD THEY ARE
deuce
#afraid-deuce
#deuce-solo
#dicks
#drunk-deuce
#jesus
#woodring-stairs-background
2,177 10/15/2004 baked potato
spigot: PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR.......... SPIGOT!!!!!!!!!!! pants: I HOPE YOU BROUGHT A BAKED POTATO FOR EVERYBODY spigot: UH spigot: THESE PORN TAPES????? pants: YAY
pants
spigot
#pants-spigot
#porn
2,178 10/15/2004 say what
pants: THE MEN'S ROOM
pants
#pants-solo
#sfw
#urinal-background
2,179 10/16/2004 much too much too close to the fence
pants: I LIKE TO LICK THE DUST MITES RIGHT OFF THE WALL AND INTRODUCE THEM INTO MY SYSTEM IMMEDIATELY pants: SCROLLING THROUGH THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF PICTURES OF DICKS pants: LET'S GET GAY MARRIED HERE AND NOW BEFORE BZZZZZZZZZZZT TOO CLOSE TO THE FENCE
pants
#dicks
#dust-mites
#gay
#pants-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
2,180 10/17/2004 quick turn to channel dick
spigot: QUICK TURN TO CHANNEL DICK deuce: NO SUCH CHANNEL spigot: DID I SAY DICK spigot: BECAUSE I MEANT UH deuce: BUSTED
deuce
spigot
#channel-dick
#deuce-spigot
#woodring-field-background
2,181 10/18/2004 such a mantastic moustache
pants: HOLY CRAP !!! THE LIVE JOURNAL PEOPLE CAN LEAVE COMMENTS RIGHT UNDERNEATH US !!! pants: LISTEN CLOSELY: WE WILL HUNT AND EAT THE PAC-MAN atandt: I'M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL pants: THEY CAN SEE UP MY SKIRT JUST LIKE THE MOLE PEOPLE
atandt
pants
#livejournal
#molemen
#moustache
#pacman
#upskirt
#woodring-stairs-background
2,182 10/19/2004 grapefruit
pants: I'M A LOW CLOUD LINGERING BY THE OCEAN AND ALSO OVER SANTA CLARA VALLEY atandt: BONG SMOKE deuce: I LOVE YOU LOW CLOUD pants: YOU CALL THAT A GRAPEFRUIT atandt: I HAVE A JERKCITY FEATURE REQUEST atandt: CRICKETS deuce: FARAWAY BOMB STRIKES deuce: I'M AFRAID WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PUT YOU BACK UP IN THE SKY AS A LOW CLOUD deuce: TRY NOT TO GET ARRESTED THIS TIME pants: YOUR RAPE ROOM AND MY METH LAB ???? (FLOATING TO HEAVEN)
atandt
deuce
pants
#atandt-deuce-pants
#bong
#bong-smoke
#cloud
#crickets
#drunk-deuce
#fighting-irish-pose
#funloving-nonsense
#heaven
#huffy-pants
#marijuana
#meth-lab
#rape
#santa-clara
#woodring-stairs-background
2,183 10/20/2004 free range cocks
deuce: MY QUESTION IS WHO OWNS THE DICKS pants: UH pants: NOBODY pants: THEY'RE FREE TO ROAM AS THEY PLEASE
deuce
pants
#cocks
#deuce-pants
#free-range-cocks
#woodring-stairs-background
2,184 10/21/2004 fuck this tastes like piss
deuce: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE deuce: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS pants: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES deuce: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#food
#piss
#true-story
#urine
#woodring-field-background
2,185 10/22/2004 rest in peace so i can go back to bed
deuce: MOTHER WANTS ME TO STOP RAPING FACES pants: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT deuce: T PANTS DON'T TALK SO LOUD MOM CAN HEAR YOU pants: MOTHER'S DYING WISH WAS THAT YOU CONTINUE TO RAPE FACES pants: LET HER GO SO SHE CAN REST IN PEACE AND I CAN GO BACK TO BED
deuce
pants
#death
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#loss
#rape
#woodring-stairs-background
2,186 10/23/2004 serious bugs extra bananas
deuce: IF I UPGRADED JERKCITY TO 3.0 WOULD YOU REGISTER THE SHAREWARE FEE OF $5 spigot: I ALREADY REGISTERED AND THERE ARE STILL SERIOUS BUGS deuce: SHIT spigot: CAN I TAKE OFF MY SHIRT AND COME OVER deuce: OKAY BRING EXTRA BANANAS
deuce
spigot
#banana
#deuce-spigot
#mousehole
#shareware
#woodring-room-background
2,187 10/24/2004 will someone please explain
atandt: WILL SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY WE DON'T HAVE A TAMPON MACHINE IN THE MEN'S ROOM
atandt
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
2,188 10/25/2004 the punch line is alcoholism
pants: KINDLY UNCLAMP deuce: SORRY I DIDN'T REALIZE I WAS STILL APPLYING PRESSURE (NUMBNESS IN LIMBS, JOINTS) deuce: I HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM
deuce
pants
#alcohol
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
2,189 10/26/2004 powers of ten
pants: WHY AREN'T WE ALL METRIC AGAIN deuce: T PANTS BECAUSE AMERICANS ARE LAZY AND THE GOVERNMENT FORGOT ABOUT IT pants: T DEUCE OUR CANADIAN LEADERS ARE IDIOTS deuce: AMERICANS ARE TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND POWERS OF 10 I GUESS pants: 3/4 deuce: PRECISELY
deuce
pants
#american
#americans
#canada
#deuce-pants
#fractions
#government
#math
#metric
#metric-system
#metrication
#sfw
#si
#us
2,190 10/27/2004 moving to hawaii, starting a nut and bean farm
atandt: [T[R[A[P[P[P[E[D [I[N [V[T[1[0[0
atandt
#atandt-solo
#beans
#nuts
#sfw
#vt100
2,191 10/28/2004 three large pizzas
spigot: BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP BEEP BOOP BEEP THREE LARGE PIZZAS PLZ KACHING HOMPTH KA-BLAM pants: NOW THE CHINESE FOOD I ORDERED FOR YOU WILL NEVER ARRIVE !!! I WILL ROB AND SEXUALLY ASSAULT THE DELIVERY BOY THEN
pants
spigot
#beep-boop-boop-beep-beep-boop-beep
#chinese-food
#pants-spigot
#physical-comedy
#pizza
#suicide
#telephone
#telephony
#woodring-room-background
2,192 10/29/2004 peanut butter cookie dough ice cream people
deuce: GET OFF YOUR ASS AND PURGE YOURSELF SO YOU WON'T BE SO FAT spigot: I'M OUT OF COOKIE DOUGH ICE CREAM PEOPLE spigot: MMM PEANUT BUTTER FUDGESICLES POKING INTO MY spigot: WAIT
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#fatness
#ice-cream
#woodring-stairs-background
2,193 10/30/2004 so alone
deuce: I FEEL SO ALONE deuce: TALK TO ME spigot: FUCKING SHUT UP spigot: I'LL BET SIOUXSIE SIOUX HAS NEVER EVEN USED CODEWARRIOR
deuce
spigot
#codewarrior
#deuce-spigot
#fucking-shut-up
#siouxsie
#woodring-field-background
2,194 10/31/2004 halloween party in the gay toilet
spigot: HALLOWEEN PARTY IN THE GAY TOILET DOWNSTAIRS spigot: I'M GOING AS A FUCKING QUEER spigot: OR A COWBOY
spigot
#bonequest-hi-fi
#cowboy
#gay-toilet
#halloween
#spigot-solo
#toilet
2,195 11/1/2004 so pointy and all
deuce: 9.72E+09 BYTES deuce: THAT'S A LOT OF PORN pants: IT HAD TO USE THE E !!!!!!! OH GOD pants: THAT MEANS HIGHER THAN 999 deuce: NO E IS SIMPLY THE SQUARE ROOT OF PI SHOVED UP MY ASS pants: DOES IT HURT UP THERE pants: WITH THE - BEING SO POINTY AND ALL deuce: THE RADICAL SIGN IS REALLY QUITE FRANKLY UNCOMFORTABLE deuce: BUT WE ALL HAVE OUR CROSSES TO BEAR pants: I HAVE MUCH TO LEARN
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#exponents
#math
#porn
2,196 11/2/2004 shirts and long pants
deuce: BUT WE ALL HAVE OUR CROSSES TO BEAR spigot: AND DRESSES TO WEAR!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: I MEAN SHIRTS AND LONG PANTS pants: WAS THAT YOU IN THE TENDERLOIN LAST NIGHT deuce: GET 'IM
deuce
pants
spigot
#bay-area
#deuce-pants-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#san-francisco
#sfw
2,197 11/3/2004 hope sure does float
spigot: I'M LOOKING AT MY HOPE FLOATING IN THE TOILET RIGHT NOW pants: MY HOPE JUST SINKS TO THE BOTTOM spigot: WELL WE'RE PRACTICALLY TWINS pants: NOT IF YOURS FLOATS spigot: TOO LATE I ALREADY PITCHED IT TO NBC pants: AUUUGH
pants
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#hope-floats
#nbc
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#toilet
#woodring-stairs-background
2,198 11/4/2004 wrong side
spigot: <----- I'M WITH STUPID!!!! spigot: WAIT YOU'RE ON THE WRONG SIDE deuce: I APOLOGIZE AND WILL RECTIFY THE SITUATION : DEUCE EATS SPIGOT, SUCKS HIMSELF OFF
deuce
spigot
#autofellatio
#caption
#deuce-spigot
#woodring-stairs-background
2,199 11/5/2004 attack of the dicks episode iv
pants: THE DICKS ARE MARCHING IN pants: TWO BY TWO, FOUR BY FOUR pants: LORD GOD THEY ARE STORMING OUR BEACHES
pants
#disneyland
#invasion
#mountain-background
#pants-solo
#star-wars
2,200 11/6/2004 attack of the dicks episode v
deuce: COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS / COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS deuce: THEY'RE MARCHING YOU SEE deuce: LIKE ARMY ANTS THEY DEVOUR EVERYTHING IN THEIR PATH
deuce
#cocks
#deja-vu
#deuce-solo
#repetition
#title-mismatch
#woodring-field-background
2,201 11/7/2004 ozone in deep deep space
ozone: INIT: SINGLE USER MODE ozone: ONE OF THOSE REALLY SCARY PHONE CALLS ozone: OF COURSE I'M IN THE MIDWEST AT THE TIME ozone: LIKE IT MATTERS, LIKE ANYONE CARES ozone: THE SYSTEM IS BEING SHUT DOWN NOW ! ! !
ozone
#ozone-solo
#sfw
#shutdown
#shutdown-now
#single-user-mode
#uncategorized-background
#unix
2,202 11/8/2004 picture of a hungry bear
: EAT AT THE HUNGRY BEAR!
#animals
#disneyland
#fat
#picture
2,203 11/9/2004 whistle while you work
pants: EXCUSE ME SIR pants: WHICH WAY IS THE MEN'S ROOM pants: THANKS MISTER (WHISTLES) pants: THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT pants: AVERAGE WAIT TIME 175 MINUTES???? AWWW pants: I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THE MONORAIL pants: OR STOOD IN A FANTASTICAL QUEUE pants: EITHER WAY I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE GIFT SHOP
pants
#disneyland
#pants-solo
#sfw
#weird-pants-face
2,204 11/10/2004 back space
spigot: ^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H I CAN'T BACK UP BEING GAY spigot: ^H^H^H^H^H^H NOBODY MUST FIND OUT spigot: ^H^H^H^H^H^H PERMANENT RECORD HUHHGHBHGHBLHGLUBH ^H^H^H^H^H^H DESPERATE HERE
spigot
#backspace-control-character
#gay
#not-gay
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
2,205 11/11/2004 say it is not so
pants: VEERAPPAN IS DEAD atandt: SAY IT AIN'T SO pants: AN UNKNOWN STATE OF MOUSTACHE atandt: THIS TIME FOR SURE atandt: VEERAPPAN WE HARDLY KNEW YE pants: AND WE CAN PUT REAGAN'S FACE ON THE OTHER SIDE
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#bandit
#current-events
#fighting-irish-pose
#huffy-pants
#koose-muniswamy-veerappan
#mousehole
#moustache
#ronald-reagan
#smuggler
#veerappan
#woodring-room-background
2,206 11/12/2004 soccer practice
pants: THAT FAG DOCTOR SPUTNIK spigot: T P ARE YOU STILL COMING OVER FOR KING OF QUEENS spigot: WHY ARE WE ALL TAKING OUR SHIRTS OFF pants: I HATE SOCCER PRACTICE spigot: STAND UP AND SAY IN A LOUD STEADY VOICE: I AM A FUCKING FAGGOT
pants
spigot
#huffy-pants
#pants-spigot
#television
#woodring-field-background
2,207 11/13/2004 very clever people
atandt: PARENTHESES ARE SMART pants: THEY ARE A VERY CLEVER PEOPLE deuce: T PARENTHESIS FUCK YOU
atandt
deuce
pants
#atandt-deuce-disconnect
#atandt-deuce-pants
#fighting-irish-pose
#grammar
#parentheses
#woodring-field-background
2,208 11/14/2004 okay too
deuce: WHERE'S THE POT YOU WERE GOING TO SELL ME spigot: I THOUGHT YOU WANTED ME JUST TO USE YOUR MONEY AND BUY BURGERS AND THEN SMOKE IT MYSELF deuce: OH WELL I GUESS THAT'S OKAY spigot: T DEUCE BY BURGERS I OF COURSE MEAN BONERS deuce: OH WELL I GUESS THAT'S OKAY TOO
deuce
spigot
#boner
#burger
#deuce-spigot
#fraud
#marijuana
#munchies
#woodring-stairs-background
2,209 11/15/2004 using only our hands
pants: NOW LET'S BEAT OFF USING ONLY OUR HANDS
pants
#beating-off
#pants-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
2,210 11/16/2004 dirty dirty bomb
pants: I'M A DIRTY BOMB deuce: I'M A GEIGER COUNTER deuce: LET'S DO THIS
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dirty-bomb
#drunk-deuce
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
2,211 11/17/2004 points to his mouth
deuce: ABANDON ALL HOPE ALL DICKS WHICH ENTER HERE : DEUCE POINTS TO HIS MOUTH
deuce
#caption
#deuce-solo
#dicks
#hole
#mousehole
#mouth
#mouth-of-deuce
#woodring-room-background
2,212 11/18/2004 bling bling
net: WHAT'S A BLING BLING deuce: IT'S WHAT I DO TO YOU WHEN YOU'RE UNCONSCIOUS net: I'M REALLY TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT YOU DO TO ME WHEN I'M UNCONSCIOUS deuce: IT'S CLASSIFIED
deuce
net
#bling
#deuce-net
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
#yam-stand
2,213 11/19/2004 just for once
deuce: #DEFINE CBT(_X) /* CURSOR BACKWARD TAB */ PRINTF(_CSI "%DZ", (_X)) deuce: [REDACTED] COCK AND BALL TORTURE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: PLEASE JUST BE NICE TO THEM FOR ONCE deuce: NO SIR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: PLEASE JUST LET OUT THE HATE AND FONDLE THE BALLS
deuce
spigot
#balls
#c
#cbt
#cock-and-ball-torture
#cock-ball
#cock-ball-torture
#deuce-spigot
#printf
#programming
2,214 11/20/2004 you people fucking suck
deuce: HELLO DOESN'T ANYONE HERE MEEEEE EEEEE EEEEEE EEEEEE deuce: THAT'S THE ECHO deuce: YOU PEOPLE FUCKING SUCK I'M TELLING YOU
deuce
#deuce-solo
#echo
#typo
#woodring-stairs-background
2,215 11/21/2004 ponk
spigot: IF I TAKE THE COCK OUT OF MY MOUTH I'M SCARED I'LL STILL BE GAY spigot: HERE GOES spigot: *PONK* spigot: I'M STILL GAY ALL RIGHT spigot: *PONK*
spigot
#cock
#gay
#ponk
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
2,216 11/22/2004 ponk
spigot: GAY spigot: *PONK* spigot: GAY spigot: *PONK* spigot: GAY
spigot
#gay
#ponk
#repetition
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
2,217 11/23/2004 ponk
spigot: JUST SIT RIGHT DOWN AND I'LL SUCK A DICK spigot: GILLIGAN spigot: *PONK* spigot: HURBLE MMM MY OWN PRIVATE DIRECTORY MMM URF NOBODY KNOWS
spigot
#dick
#gilligan
#ponk
#singing
#spigot-solo
2,218 11/24/2004 what a fine moo this is
atandt: I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS MOMENT TO SAY WHAT A FINE MOO THIS IS pants: MY XTERM CAUGHT MY FINGERS WHEN I WAS RESIZING IT AND NOW I HURT
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#cows
#injury
#moo
#mud
#unix
#woodring-field-background
#x11
#xterm
2,219 11/25/2004 haha fooled you
spigot: I WISH TO BE QUEER WITH YOU (NO OFFENSE) PLEASE AND THANK YOU deuce: WHAT ARE YOUR QUALIFICATIONS spigot: HAHA FOOLED YOU : SPIGOT FLAPS AWAY INTO THE MOONY TWILIGHT
deuce
spigot
#bait-and-switch
#bat
#be-gay-with-me
#caption
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#gay-bats
#not-gay
#queer
#vampire
#vampyre
#viscera
#woodring-stairs-background
2,220 11/26/2004 shot gun
atandt: HAIL MARY atandt: BLAM atandt: PRAY FOR US SINNER atandt: BLAM atandt: FOR THE LOVE OF G atandt: BLAM atandt: I NEED TO TAKE A P atandt: BLAM deuce: MAN AM I GLAD I'M NOT CATHOLIC
atandt
deuce
#atandt-deuce
#catholic
#church-shootings
#gun
#woodring-field-background
2,221 11/27/2004 the hard way
deuce: LEARNING THE HARD WAY ABOUT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FRUITS AND VEGETABLES
deuce
#deuce-solo
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
2,222 11/28/2004 totally ten dicks
spigot: BLUH PTTH HUHH GLUB PLUH SOAKING IN IT atandt: T PANTS I THINK YOU SHOULD USE POSITIVE AFFIRMATION TO REALIZE YOUR GOALS pants: I WILL SUCK TEN DIFFERENT DICKS TODAY spigot: I SEE MYSELF IN YOUR WIFE'S ASS SOMETIME AROUND LABOR DAY
atandt
pants
spigot
#cocksucking
#cuck
#dicks
#goals
#palmolive
#positive
#woodring-stairs-background
2,223 11/29/2004 we should probably put them to sleep
pants: BONJOUR DICKS deuce: PENFOLD SHUSH
deuce
pants
#dangermouse
#deuce-pants
#french
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
2,224 11/30/2004 could you all please like so
spigot: COULD YOU ALL PLEASE RESIZE YOUR MOUTHS LIKE SO: spigot: <-----------> spigot: OKAY SUPER
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#mouth
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
2,225 12/1/2004 undead road trip or bust
pants: GAS pants: FOOD pants: COCKS pants: NEXT EXIT
pants
#burma-shave
#cocks
#food
#gasoline
#highway
#pants-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
#zombies
2,226 12/2/2004 not just cold water
pants: CAN WE WHAT spigot: CROSSTALK CHANGE THE WATER IN THIS THING UNINTELLIGIBLE NOT JUST THE COLD WATER I LIKE THE WHOLE BONG CHILLED pants: GGGGGGGGGGGG YEAH THE G KEY WORKS spigot: CHECK ONE TWO pants: HI HELLO TESTING IS THIS THING ON TEST TEST spigot: I FORGOT WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY
pants
spigot
#bong
#deuce-spigot
#dope
#ham-radio
#keyboard-testing
#marijuana
#radio
#woodring-field-background
2,227 12/3/2004 rew
spigot: DURRRRRR spigot: HURF GUH SQUIRT << REW << HURF GUH SQUIRT << REW << HURF GUH SQUIRT << REW << HURF GUH SQUIRT << REW << deuce: GAS CHAMBER
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#gas
#gas-chamber
#jerking
#rewind
#vcr
#woodring-stairs-background
2,228 12/4/2004 then i woke the fuck up
atandt: WELCOME TO BONEQUEST atandt: I AM FIRST CLASS PRIVATE ATANDT AND THIS IS SCOUTMASTER PANTS pants: AND I'M ALL WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND HE'S ALL I'M DANIEL SO I SAYS WHERE'S THE REGULAR GUY AND HE'S GOT NO IDEA WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT THEN I WOKE UP
atandt
pants
#bonequest-hd
#bonequest-introduction
#huffy-pants
#sandman
#woodring-stairs-background
2,229 12/5/2004 (chorus) my favorite bonghit is bonghit number uh
pants: THE SONG GOES: pants: BONGHIT NUMBER ONE / BONGHIT NUMBER TWO pants: BONGHIT NUMBER THREE / BONGHIT NUMBER UH
pants
#bonghit
#marijuana
#original-song
#pants-solo
#singing
#woodring-room-background
2,230 12/6/2004 please stop calling me
spigot: NO THAT WAS NOT A TYPO, YOUR NEW NAME IS MOUTH spigot: AS LONG AS I'M LIMP YOU COULD PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON AND GO BACK TO YOUR CAR AND DRIVE HOME AND STOP CALLING ME spigot: I DON'T KNOW IF YOU LOOK LIKE ANYONE FAMOUS BECAUSE I'M WATCHING TV
spigot
#mouth
#spigot-points
#spigot-solo
#television
#woodring-field-background
2,231 12/7/2004 morning fog you might say
spigot: CHANCES ARE spigot: THAT YOU'LL LICK A LITTLE DICK spigot: THE MOMENT / IT POKES IN YOUR FACE spigot: FOLKS I AM NAT KING COCKSUCKER spigot: ALSO I FILLED UP THE JOHN WITH "MORNING FOG" YOU MIGHT SAY
spigot
#folks
#johnny-mathis
#singing
#spigot-solo
2,232 12/8/2004 eight minutes lost in time forever
spigot: IDLE FOR EIGHT MINUTES EQUALS GAY spigot: I'M LOOKING IN YOUR DIRECTION spigot: DON'T MAKE ME SNORKLE MY OWN DICK HERE
spigot
#idle
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
2,233 12/9/2004 i paid for that boner
spigot: I PAID FOR THAT BONER WITH MY OWN FAT spigot: THAT ONLY MAKES SENSE IF YOU'RE HIGH deuce: UH
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#fat
#moon
#moon-background
#photo-background
2,234 12/10/2004 we are all totally compiling gay.c
spigot: COMPILING: GAY.C spigot: HERE I HAVE AN ORDINARY EVERYDAY WANG spigot: NOW I'LL COVER IT WITH THIS SILK HANDKERCHIEF spigot: HOLY spigot: WHAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM GAY
spigot
#c
#compiling
#gay
#magic
#onomatopoeia
#pounding
#programming
#spigot-solo
#wang
#woodring-room-background
2,235 12/11/2004 ding ding
spigot: I'M A SASSY CYNICAL WEB EDITRIX WITH HER OWN ZINE AND A REGISTERED COPY OF DREAMWEAVER deuce: RICE DING DING A RONI
deuce
spigot
#bay-area
#deuce-spigot
#dreamweaver
#mousehole
#rice-a-roni
#san-francisco
#sfw
#web
#woodring-room-background
2,236 12/12/2004 what kind of sauce
spigot: MY UNIVERSAL REMOTE TURNS OFF TELEVISIONS!!!!! spigot: WHAT KIND OF SAUCE WOULD YOU LIKE WITH YOUR MCNUGGETS spigot: I SAID WHAT K spigot: SIR WHAT KIND OF SAUCE WOULD YOU LI spigot: MY HEADPHONES ARE BROKEN
spigot
#click
#drive-thru
#mcdonalds
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#violent-disapproval
#woodring-stairs-background
2,237 12/13/2004 happening again so soon and yet still i
pants: OH SHIT pants: IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN pants: FUCK GOING TOWARDS THE LIGHT !!! I WANT MY PARKING VALIDATED
pants
#death
#pants-solo
#woodring-field-background
2,238 12/14/2004 the ones in my cupboard
spigot: THEY CAN'T RECALL THE ONES IN MY CUPBOARD!!!!!!!! HOMPTH GHLGT)GK spigot: HGURBHJR%JB pants: ARE YOU OKAY spigot: PUFFIES
pants
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#die-trying
#mousehole
#nipples
#pants-spigot
#puffies
#woodring-room-background
2,239 12/15/2004 deep down inside
deuce: I AM SO FUNNY IT IS DISGUSTING deuce: IT HURTS ME (DOWN DEEP INSIDE) pants: MOST THINGS DO deuce: T PANTS HE SAID HE WAS TAKING MY TEMPERATURE BUT THEN I HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#hospital
#mousehole
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
2,240 12/16/2004 sure you do
deuce: WHEN I TYPE SSSH IT SAYS "I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN" AND I'M LIKE "SURE YOU DO THE SECURE SHELL THINGY" AND IT SAYS "SUCK DICK FAGGOT"
deuce
#cocksucking
#deuce-solo
#ssh
#unix
#woodring-field-background
2,241 12/17/2004 well duh
bung: DO YOU THINK GOD HAS A BIG DONG deuce: WELL DUH
bung
deuce
#bung-deuce
#dong
#drunk-deuce
#god
#huffing
#theology
#woodring-stairs-background
2,242 12/18/2004 blame the cats
pants: PRETTY SURE I DON'T EXIST pants: WHO ASKED THE SUN TO COME UP ANYWAY pants: WE GOT GHOSTS HERE pants: I CALL IT STUFF FALLS ON THE FLOOR AND BLAME THE CATS pants: MOSTLY I TURN UP THE STEREO, THE FURNACE pants: IF YOU SPIT IT OUT ON MY STOMACH pants: I'M GOING TO MOP IT UP WITH YOUR HAIR pants: EVENTUALLY I'LL FIND THE RADIO IN YOUR HEAD HOLD STILL
pants
#blowjob
#cats
#existential
#funloving-nonsense
#ghost
#mop
#pants-solo
#spit-on-stomach
#woodring-stairs-background
2,243 12/19/2004 be a smarty
atandt: DON'T BE STUPID atandt: BE A SMARTY atandt: WON'T YOU JOIN atandt: THE NAZI PARTY atandt: BURMA SHAME pants: DOES IT REALLY SAY THAT
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#burma-shave
#hitler
#the-producers
#woodring-stairs-background
2,244 12/20/2004 when you care enough to suck the very best
deuce: DADDY WANTS ME TO STOP SUCKING DICK (CONSTANTLY) pants: HOW DID HE EXPRESS HIS DISAPPROVAL deuce: A DICK TO THE FACE CURIOUSLY ENOUGH deuce: NOT REALLY SENDING THE RIGHT MESSAGE pants: STILL HE CARES
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dicks
2,245 12/21/2004 red planet
deuce: PUT IT IN THERE AND WIGGLE IT AROUND LIKE IT'S EXPLORING MARS pants: SLOWLY AND PRONE TO ERROR THEN deuce: RESPONDING WITH DELAY TO COMMANDS AND WORKING ON A NEARLY AIRLESS LANDSCAPE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#mars
#woodring-stairs-background
2,246 12/22/2004 net split
pants: NETSPLIT ????????? deuce: I SEE YOU pants: HELP I AM OVER HERE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE NET deuce: TIME DILATED, REDSHIFTED pants: HELP HELP I AM TRAPPED OR STUCK OR SOMETHING AND ALL I CAN DO IS MOVE MY MOUTH/LIPS deuce: STOP WAVING YOUR ARMS
deuce
pants
#bonequest-hd
#deuce-pants
#mouth
#sfw
2,247 12/23/2004 like a tug boat
spigot: DEFINITELY GOING TO FUCK YOUR MOUTH LIKE A TUGBOAT uncredited woman: 100 EUROS AND ALSO WHAT IS TUGBOAT
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#mouth
#prostitute
#spigot-solo
#tugboat
#uncredited-character
2,248 12/24/2004 just some guy
deuce: HOLY QUEERCAKES spigot: I'M ALONE IN A DARK ROOM FILLED WITH JIZZMOPS spigot: HOLY GOD IT'S A BUCKET OF SOMETHING ozone: HEY, THAT'S NOT THE DEUCE spigot: YOU'LL GET AHOLD OF MY NUTS WHEN CHRIST CRAPS ozone: IT'S JUST SOME GUY WITH APHASIA
deuce
ozone
spigot
#deja-vu
#deuce-ozone-spigot
#jizzmop
#nuts-of-spigot
#queercakes
#some-guy-with-aphasia
#the-deuce
#white-background
2,249 12/25/2004 jerkcity xmas special 2004
pants: MERRY XMAS ???? GROSS !!!!!!!! ALL OVER THE CARPET AND MY SHOES pants: I TOLD YOU I WAS HARDCORE (ACTUALLY SOFTCORE, NO PENETRATION OCCURS) atandt: FANCY THAT pants: TONIGHT'S MENU: CHOCOLATE MILK AND BONGHITS
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#bonghit
#chocolate-milk
#christmas
#christmas-tree-lights
#marijuana
#told-you-i-was-hardcore
#woodring-den-background
2,250 12/26/2004 making it go back down all over again
deuce: WHO WANTS TO FUCK deuce: I CAN'T CONTROL IT VERY WELL SO ANYONE WHO RAISES HIS HAND LOSES FINGERS deuce: SHUT UP YOU'RE MAKING IT GO BACK DOWN
deuce
#deuce-solo
#white-background
2,251 12/27/2004 take your time son
pants: WELL pants: ALL RIGHT pants: BUT I'M NEW AT THIS AND I THINK I SHOULD PRACTICE deuce: TAKE YOUR TIME SON
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#sfw
2,252 12/28/2004 having a great time
spigot: HAVING A GREAT TIME IN THE GLORYHOLE PLEASE SEND MORE KIM WILDE CD'S spigot: NO TROUBLE OFFICER
spigot
#glory-hole
#kim-wilde
#mousehole
#music
#police
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
2,253 12/29/2004 the most wonderful time of the year
deuce: NOT ONE FUCKING WORD YOU MONKEY atandt: BLEAT
atandt
deuce
#atandt-deuce
#atandt-deuce-disconnect
#bleat
#cocksucking
#monkey
#woodring-field-background
2,254 12/30/2004 this comic sucks
pants: I DON'T GET TODAY'S EPISODE pants: AND I'M IN IT deuce: I'M IN YOU pants: THIS COMIC SUCKS
deuce
pants
#bonequest-hd
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#meta
#sfw
#white-background
2,255 12/31/2004 small sprite
.(deuce): I'M THINKING DICKS spigot: I'M THINKING FALAFEL WITH FAGS AND A LARGE SPRITE spigot: SMALL SPRITE
deuce
spigot
#arbys
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#falafel
#sprite
#thought
#woodring-room-background

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