No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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1,916 | 1/1/2004 | user pants is not connected spigot: HOW ABOUT LICKING FOLKS??? ??? THE LICKING????? ????????
pants: CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
deuce: T SPIGOT DOES THAT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH JODI FOSTER
ozone: TWELVE
deuce: T PANTS I DON'T GET THAT JOKE DO YOU
: Microsoft Chat [x]
: /!\ The user pants is not connected.
: [OK] |
deuce ozone pants |
#badly-pasted-title #behind-the-scenes #deuce-ozone-pants #folks #jodi-foster #licking #microsoft #not-connected #twelve |
|
1,917 | 1/2/2004 | blow back pants: I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
pants: WHOEVER CLEANED THE BONG DID A NICE JOB EXCEPT THERE IS TOO MUCH LIQUID INSIDE AND I AM GETTING BLOWBACK
deuce: T PANTS WOULDN'T THAT BE YOU
pants: T DEUCE DO NOT BE INSULTING (CLEARLY AN AMATEUR IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE WATER LEVEL) |
deuce pants |
#announcement #bong #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #physics #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,918 | 1/3/2004 | reserve down to empty deuce: JESUS CHRIST
deuce: MY RESERVE IS DOWN TO EMPTY
deuce: E--|-------------F |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #jesus #reserve #woodring-room-background |
|
1,919 | 1/4/2004 | my job spigot: MY JOB IS NOT TO EDUTAIN, BUT RATHER TO INFOTATE |
spigot |
#sfw #spigot-solo #work |
|
1,920 | 1/5/2004 | pay attention to me deuce: MY FARTS SMELL BAD: IT'S AMAZING THAT CONSIDERING THE COMPOSITION OF THE HUMAN BODY THAT SO MUCH SULFUR CAN COME OUT OF MY ASS IN GASEOUS FORM WITHOUT ME DYING (SULFUR HAS THE CHEMICAL SYMBOL S BY THE WAY)
deuce: DICKS
deuce: PAY ATTENTION TO ME OR I'LL TELL EVERYONE THAT YOU'RE A GIRL |
deuce |
#chemical #deuce-solo #farts #fonz #mousehole #science #sulfur #woodring-room-background |
|
1,921 | 1/6/2004 | lower case boners atandt: BONERS
pants: LOWERCASE BONERS ???
atandt: I BELIEVE I AM PREPARED FOR LOWERCASE BONERS
pants: KNEEL BEFORE ZOD
pants: SORRY WHERE WERE WE
atandt: LOWERCASE BONERS |
atandt pants |
#boner #coy-pants #dc-comics #lowercase #superman #woodring-stairs-background #zod |
|
1,922 | 1/7/2004 | rod, staff spigot: MY ROD AND MY STAFF
deuce: T SPIGOT WAIT ARE YOU SOME SORT OF NINJA AND IF SO WHAT SORT
deuce: T SPIGOT (TOTALLY OPENING YOU UP FOR A QUEER JOKE HERE)
spigot: MY BALLS ARE HIDING SOMEWHERE IN THE SYSTEM FOLDER!!!!!!!!!
spigot: HINT: STARTUP ITEMS |
deuce spigot |
#balls #deuce-spigot #ninja #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,923 | 1/8/2004 | gay game theory atandt: PEOPLE
atandt: MY FACE IS NOT A ZERO-SUM GAME
deuce: T ATANDT YOU ARE CORRECT (I ALWAYS WIN)
atandt: HOLY
deuce: LET'S TALK GAY GAME THEORY |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #game-theory #gay-theory #math #mousehole #sfw #white-background |
|
1,924 | 1/9/2004 | why you should shut up right now deuce: EVERYBODY SHUT UP YOU'RE MAKING MY BONER GO AWAY |
deuce |
#boner #bonerkill #deuce-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,925 | 1/10/2004 | ruining christmas bung: IT'S HOW STEAK IS DONE
deuce: THREE DICKS HALF OFF
spigot: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO RUIN EVERY CHRISTMAS |
bung deuce spigot |
#bung-deuce-spigot #christmas #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,926 | 1/11/2004 | stomping the exhibit spigot: LET'S TAKE A TRIP INTO MY PANTS
spigot: ON THE LEFT YOU CAN SEE MY BALLS AND ON THE RIGHT, MY BONER
deuce: STOMPING THE EXHIBIT
spigot: SINGLE FILE FOR GOD'S SAKE |
deuce spigot |
#balls #boner #deuce-spigot #tour #violence #woodring-field-background |
|
1,927 | 1/12/2004 | shit faggots click pants: ALREADY TOTALLY SICK OF QUEER EYE
deuce: WHY DID IT TAKE YOU FIVE WEEKS WHAT TOOK ME 0.2 SECONDS
deuce: "SHIT FAGGOTS" (CLICK) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #faggots #gay #queer-eye #television #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,928 | 1/13/2004 | deepthroat chopacabra pants: I'M COLD
spigot: YOU NEED CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE DONG
spigot: THINK OF ME AS THE DEEPAK CHOPACABRA
pants: I WAS HOPING FOR MORE OF A DEEPTHROAT CHOPRA
spigot: I WILL SEE YOUR DEEPTHROAT AND RAISE YOU A CHOPACABRA
spigot: FOR A GRAND TOTAL OF
spigot: DEEPTHROAT CHOPACABRA
spigot: WOULD YOU LIKE A BAG
pants: I'LL EAT IT HERE |
pants spigot |
#chopacabra #deepak-chopra #grand-total #marijuana #pants-spigot #raise-you-a #woodring-field-background |
|
1,929 | 1/14/2004 | ponk spigot: POPPING THE COCK OUT OF MY MOUTH FOR TWO SECONDS TO ENJOY A PEPSI
spigot: PONK
spigot: GLURF BLURF GLUH NEW GENERATION
spigot: PONK |
spigot |
#blurf #cock #cookie-monster #glurf #muppets #pepsi #physical-comedy #ponk #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
1,930 | 1/15/2004 | service me with dong deuce: SOME MANNER OF FAGGOT
spigot: SERVICE ME WITH DONG
deuce: I'M FRESH OUT
spigot: WHAT'S THAT IN YOUR BACKPACK (LOOKS LIKE DONG)
deuce: STOP STARING |
deuce spigot |
#boner #deuce-spigot #dongs #drunk-deuce #woodring-room-background |
|
1,931 | 1/16/2004 | your popeness atandt: I THINK WE SHOULD ALL CRADLE MY BALLS CAREFULLY
atandt: ARE YOU PEOPLE LISTENING
atandt: ARE YOU THE POPE
atandt: I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY
atandt: YOUR POPENESS |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #balls #mousehole #pope #woodring-room-background |
|
1,932 | 1/17/2004 | down over yonder spigot: THAT MAY HAVE BEEN THE FIRST SNICKERS OF THE DAY BUT IT WON'T BE THE LAST!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: I'M IN A LOT OF PAIN/ DISCOMFORT DOWN HERE
spigot: DOWN OVER YONDER
deuce: THINK PLEASANT THOUGHTS (BALLOONS, SPICKS, ETC.) |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #woodring-room-background |
|
1,933 | 1/18/2004 | take the jizz quiz spigot: WHEN I JIZZ ON YOUR FACE, YOU FEEL
spigot: [A] SASSY
spigot: [B] REFRESHED |
spigot |
#jizz #jizz-quiz #multiple-choice #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
1,934 | 1/19/2004 | in which deuce and atandt play horsey deuce: T ATANDT GIVE ME A RIDE
atandt: T DEUCE HORSEY
deuce: T ATANDT OKAY GIVE ME A LOLLIPOP
atandt: T DEUCE SAY PLZ
deuce: COCKS |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #cocks #fighting-irish-pose #plz #ponyboy #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,935 | 1/20/2004 | what if we drop an atomic dong spigot: WHAT IF WE DROP.......
spigot: AN ATOMIC........
spigot: DONG?!?!?!?!
pants: I WILL PRESS THE BUTTON |
pants spigot |
#atomic-bomb #bonequest-hd #pants-spigot #war #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,936 | 1/21/2004 | what is spigot doing spigot: WHAT'S THE MATTER THERE, CHOPSTICKS?!?!?!?
spigot: PREEZ I DROWN!!!!!
spigot: CHONG BONG DONG?!?!? SAY WHAT?!?!? FONG LONG DUH????
spigot: SHOVE |
spigot |
#chopsticks #dongchongery-and-fongbongery #rhyming #spigot-solo #violence #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,937 | 1/22/2004 | something frilly i hope deuce: HI
pants: I LIKE TO TAKE ACID AND FUCK
deuce: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING
pants: I LIKE TO TAKE ACID AND FUCK
deuce: SOMETHING FRILLY I HOPE
pants: I LIKE TO TAKE ACID AND FUCK |
deuce pants |
#acid #deuce-pants #drugs #fucking #lsd #repetition #woodring-room-background |
|
1,938 | 1/23/2004 | you see ??? democracy works net: I VOTED YES FOR WASHING YOUR DONG BEFORE PUTTING IT IN MY FACE BUT DID ANYONE LISTEN??????
deuce: T NET I LISTENED BUT CHOSE NOT TO ACT ON YOUR REQUEST
deuce: T NET YOU SEE ??? DEMOCRACY WORKS |
deuce net |
#cocksucking #democracy #deuce-net #drunk-deuce #vote #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,939 | 1/24/2004 | boot funky oh god pants: LET'S GET LOOSE/FUNKY
deuce: BOOT
deuce: I HAVE COMMITTED A CRIME AGAINST MAN AND GOD
pants: LIE DOWN ON THE COLD BATHROOM FLOOR WITH ME OW OW OWO WOW OW OWO OW OWOW QUIT IT WOSUK ^B(&GDSVBON O NL EWOKS |
deuce pants |
#crime-against-man-and-god #ewoks #fatness #fatness-personified #mousehole #somber-deuce #star-wars #woodring-room-background |
|
1,940 | 1/25/2004 | a ride to the 7-11 pants: I AM A YANKEE DOODLE DANDY
deuce: THIS IS WHAT YOU SUCK
deuce: THIS IS WHAT YOU PUT UP YOU
pants: RIGHT
deuce: THIS IS WHAT CALLS YOU AT NIGHT AND ASKS FOR A RIDE TO THE 7-ELEVEN
pants: OH
deuce: THIS IS WHAT FILES THE RESTRAINING ORDER
pants: OH DEAR
pants: WILL THERE BE BONERS IN HEAVEN
deuce: GHLHLUAHAG |
deuce pants |
#7-11 #7-eleven #afterlife #deuce-pants #funloving-nonsense #heaven #seven-eleven #woodring-den-background #yankee-doodle-dandy |
|
1,941 | 1/26/2004 | five minute prick break everyone pants: QUEER IT UP A LITTLE IN THERE PLEASE
spigot: FIVE MINUTE PRICK BREAK EVERYONE
spigot: HOOF HURF HOMPH LICKING DUH
spigot: THAT WAS LOVELY
pants: YOU HOLD HIM AND I'LL CHOP HIS HEAD OFF |
pants spigot |
#decapitation #deuce-pants #hoof #murder #take-five #violence #woodring-field-background |
|
1,942 | 1/27/2004 | stupid game pants: DO YOU EVEN KNOW YOUR BRATPACK MEMBERS BY HEART
pants: OR WERE YOU PULLING MY WANG OVER DEMI MOORE
pants: BY THE SAME RULE ANDIE MACDOWELL IS A BRATPACKER
pants: AND MOLLIE RINGWALD WASN'T EVEN IN ST ELMO'S FIRE
pants: THIS IS THE STUPIDEST COCKSUCKING GAME I HAVE EVER PLAYED |
pants |
#andie-macdowell #bratpack #cocksucking #demi-moore #elmos-fire #mollie-ringwald #pants-solo |
|
1,943 | 1/28/2004 | suddenly: gay marriage pants: SING IT NOW THE WICKED WITCH IS DEAD
deuce: THIS SONG ALWAYS ENDS UP WITH ME GETTING A BLACK EYE
pants: AND ME PREGGERS
deuce: RIGHT
deuce: WE ALL HAVE OUR LOTS IN LIFE
pants: SUDDENLY: GAY MARRIAGE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #domestic-violence #drunk-deuce #gay-marriage #singing #weird-pants-face #wizard-of-oz #woodring-field-background |
|
1,944 | 1/29/2004 | cocksuckingist pants: I AM CAUSING YOUR XTERM TO SCROLL BWAHAHAHA
pants: THE CHIEF CAUSE OF THE SCROLLING: ME
deuce: THAT IS JUST PLAIN INCONSIDERATE
pants: I, ALONE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #sfw #unix #woodring-stairs-background #xterm |
|
1,945 | 1/30/2004 | PUDDINGFISH DIZZY deuce: HLGLHGAHLGAHLAGLHALHA
spigot: DUH?!?!
deuce: I THINK SO YES !!! NOT HAVING ANY IDEA WHAT WE'RE DISCUSSING
spigot: DONGS??!??! EXHAUSTED REALLY QUITE HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR TIRED
spigot: COCTEAU TWINS?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!? |
deuce spigot |
#cocteau-twins #deja-vu #deuce-spigot #dizzy #dongs #music #title-mismatch #woodring-field-background |
|
1,946 | 1/31/2004 | kicked out of the louvre |
pants spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #cock #gayness #louvre #museum #no-dialog #nsfw #photo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,947 | 2/1/2004 | g.u.e. spigot: THAT WAS AN ADVENTURE IN THE TOILET
pants: DID YOU DEFEAT THE TROLL IN COMBAT
spigot: WHO PUT A PAMPHLET IN THE MAILBOX
pants: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S A TROLL IN THE BASEMENT
spigot: I FOUND A SACK LUNCH AND ATE IT
pants: HOLY CRAP THERE'S A LOT OF STUFF DOWN HERE |
pants spigot |
#basement #infocom #mousehole #pants-spigot #title-mismatch #toilet #troll #zork |
|
1,948 | 2/1/2004 | cunt bone deuce: THE CUNT BONE CONNECTS TO THE SHIN BONE
deuce: OR AT LEAST IT WILL AFTER MY REDESIGN |
deuce |
#anatomy #cunt #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #woodring-field-background |
|
1,949 | 2/2/2004 | someone get the smelling salts : DEUCE FAINTS
net: SOMEONE GET THE SMELLING COCKS
net: OH FORGET IT HE'S FAKING AGAIN
deuce: YOU HAVE FOILED MY PERFECT METHOD OF GETTING COCKS ON DEMAND
deuce: FOR THAT YOU SHALL BE MADE TO SUFFER |
deuce net |
#caption #cocks #deuce-net #edited #mmm #woodring-room-background |
|
1,950 | 2/3/2004 | a recitation of the works of robert frost by deuce deuce: I GUARANTEE YOU THAT ONE GOOD PUNCH TO THE HEAD DURING HER FORMATIVE YEARS WOULD HAVE SET THAT BITCH STRAIGHT |
deuce |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-solo #mousehole #poetry #woodring-room-background |
|
1,951 | 2/4/2004 | the ashamed lowercase y spigot: THE ASHAMED LOWERCASE Y
spigot: WOULD YOU LIKE TO LICK DICK?!?!!?!?!?
spigot: y |
spigot |
#computer-science #computers #lowercase #mousehole #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background #y-n |
|
1,952 | 2/5/2004 | hope floats atandt: HOPE FLOATS
atandt: BUT NOT ALL MY POO FLOATS
atandt: HELP ME OUT HERE
deuce: I HAVE NO CONSTRUCTIVE ADVICE TO OFFER AT THIS JUNCTURE |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #hope-floats #poo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,953 | 2/6/2004 | backrub net: "TITILLATING"
deuce: WHEN YOU SAY THAT WORD I GET GOOSEBUMPS
net: WHAT ABOUT "COCKSUCKING"
deuce: NOPE THAT ONE DOESN'T DO IT FOR ME
net: "RIMJOB"
deuce: THAT ONE SCARES ME
net: "BACKRUB"
net: GETTING CREEPIER
deuce: I ALREADY BEGAN RAPING YOU BEFORE YOU FINISHED TYPING THAT ONE (SO VERY HOT)
net: IT'S NOT RAPE IF I DON'T STRUGGLE
deuce: THAT'S FOR THE COURTS TO DECIDE MISTER
net: WELL LET'S GET THE WHOLE THING ON VIDEOTAPE AS EVIDENCE
deuce: IN JERKCITY STRIP FORM |
deuce net |
#court #deuce-net #legal #mousehole #rape #woodring-room-background |
|
1,954 | 2/7/2004 | party car pants: HERE'S THE DEAL
pants: LEAN IN ALL CLOSE TO ME AND SHIT SO I CAN WHISPER
pants: YOU DISTRACT THE TRANSIT COPS WITH A "PARTY CAR" AND I'LL EXPOSE MYSELF IN THE BATHROOM DURING THE CONFUSION !!! [REDACTED] BUT ME |
pants |
#pants-solo #redacted-text #woodring-room-background |
|
1,955 | 2/8/2004 | useless shitcakes spigot: DIAGNOSIS: HUMAN BEINGS ARE USELESS SHITCAKES IN THE MIDDLE OF COLD DARK SPACE |
spigot |
#diagnosis #science #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,956 | 2/9/2004 | the waltz of jericho pants: AND I'M ALL YEAH BUT CAN YOU BEAT OFF TO THIS AND THEN THE COPS CAME
pants: YOUR TODDLER UPSIDE DOWN IN A BUCKET
pants: I SURE GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ALL THE PROBLEMS |
pants |
#pants-solo #title-mismatch #woodring-room-background |
|
1,957 | 2/10/2004 | windows 2010 atandt: LET'S ALL PUT YEARS AFTER OUR NAMES LIKE WINDOWS 95
atandt: I'LL BE ATANDT 2010
deuce: I HATE YOU
atandt: NAN |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce-disconnect #drunk-deuce #nan #sfw #windows #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,958 | 2/11/2004 | all he wants in the world pants: ALL I WANT IS YOUR TORSO |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #pants-solo #sfw #solarized #woodring-room-background |
|
1,959 | 2/12/2004 | just ends there spigot: I'M AFRAID TO ORDER GAY PORN WITHOUT A SECURE SERVER
deuce: MOTHERFUCKING FUCK
deuce: URF
deuce: ACTUALLY
deuce: I'M PRETTY PROUD OF MY ABILITY TO ORDER INDECENT MATERIALS OVER THE WEB
deuce: WITH OR WITHOUT SECURITY
deuce: AFTER ALL
deuce: EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE FREE ACCESS TO P--
deuce: [IT JUST ENDS THERE] |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #mousehole #porn #security #somber-deuce #woodring-room-background |
|
1,960 | 2/13/2004 | am i invisible pants: COULD I GET SOME SERVICE HERE
pants: AM I INVISIBLE
pants: HELLOOOOO
spigot: THE POINT IS NOT THAT AIDS IS A GAY DISEASE THE POINT IS PUSH THE DICK INTO MY FACE |
pants spigot |
#aids #pants-spigot #service #woodring-field-background |
|
1,961 | 2/14/2004 | liberal media or just common sense atandt: EXCUSE ME SIR WE SEEM TO HAVE MISPLACED YOUR PORNOGRAPHY
atandt: THE NAUGHTY BITS HAVE BEEN LOST, BOTH HANDS ARE NOW FREE
atandt: I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH MYSELF
deuce: I'M PRETTY SURE HE'S GAY NEVERTHELESS |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #fighting-irish-pose #liberal-media #mousehole #porn #woodring-room-background |
|
1,962 | 2/15/2004 | making you sing pants: ONCE I CLAMP DOWN I WON'T LET GO
pants: I'M JUST SAYING DON'T STAND SO CLOSE
pants: HERE I GO HURBGGGGGGGGGGGSD&DISDPSG{{{{{{{{{{{ FOAMY |
pants |
#clamping #foamy #pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
1,963 | 2/16/2004 | put your arms around my boner spigot: PUT YOUR ARMS AROUND MY BONER
deuce: DONE
spigot: JERK IT OR SOMETHING
deuce: I'M CONFUSED WHAT DID YOU WANT ME TO DO
spigot: SERIOUSLY LOSING THE BONER HERE
deuce: I PREFER TO SIMPLY SUMMARIZE BY ANYTHING WOMEN SAY IS FUNNY AND TO BE MOCKED |
deuce spigot |
#boner #deuce-spigot #women #woodring-field-background |
|
1,964 | 2/17/2004 | 7t fffffffffffffffffffffffff pants: WELL I WAS EXPECTING CANDY
pants: INSTEAD I GET BLOOD AND GUTS AND HAIR AND WELL JUST GUNK
pants: EATING YOU ANYWAY HUALGHALBGLUAGHBLSO 8DBLUG AUGOAB ATYGD9D }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} GOD FUCKING DAMN SHIT |
pants |
#candy #food #god-fucking-damn-shit #pants-solo #punctuation #woodring-room-background |
|
1,965 | 2/18/2004 | then the cops came deuce: FOUR STARS
deuce: THEN THE COPS CAME |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #grand-theft-auto #mountain-background #police #sfw |
|
1,966 | 2/19/2004 | number nine .(pants): OKAY I'M THINKING OF A NUMBER: 9
atandt: NINE
.(pants): OH MY GOD YOU REALLY CAN HEAR MY THOUGHTS
atandt: YES I REALLY CAN
.(pants): HOW CAN THIS BE HAPPENING
atandt: DUDE I KEEP TELLING YOU THIS IS A COMIC STRIP YOU'RE NOT REAL |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #fighting-irish-pose #meta #mousehole #number #sfw #thought #woodring-room-background |
|
1,967 | 2/20/2004 | anything at all atandt: I LIKE THE BEFRIENDING AND DRUGGING PART
atandt: BUT
atandt: I'LL HAVE TO PASS ON THE RANSACKING AND STEALING
spigot: IS THAT ANYTHING LIKE COCKSUCKING |
atandt spigot |
#atandt-spigot #cocksucking #drugging #mousehole #ransacking #stealing #woodring-room-background |
|
1,968 | 2/21/2004 | vote for me pants: IT STARTS IN THE ASS
pants: IT GOES FROM THERE
pants: IT'S CRUEL BUT FAIR
pants: AND ALSO VERY FUNNY
pants: SO GET IT TOGETHER
pants: VOTE FOR ME IN SEPTEMBER
pants: I LIKE DICK AND I LICK IT TOO
pants: THANK YOU GOOD NIGHT AMERICA |
pants |
#anal #coy-pants #election #funloving-nonsense #pants-2004 #pants-solo #september #woodring-stairs-background |
|
1,969 | 2/22/2004 | freshly baked dongs spigot: FRESHLY BAKED DONGS!!!!!!!
deuce: WHAT
deuce: WHERE
spigot: POINTING!!!!!!!! |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dongs #drunk-deuce #freshly-baked #spigot-points #wang #woodring-field-background |
|
1,970 | 2/23/2004 | ified deuce: I CALL IT "DOPEIFIED"
pants: I PREFER TO THINK OF IT AS "FORTIFIED WITH POWERFUL MARIJUANA"
pants: ALL THINGS CONSIDERED THAT'S JUST DANDY
pants: MEANWHILE HERE I AM STUCK HERE IN THE SOUTH PACIFIC
pants: A LOLLIPOP AND A COCONUT
pants: HLAUGHULAHL LAGHLAGUH HLAGHL AHGLUHALGA SAID THE NATIVE
pants: UBUGLHGBUG BUGBGU BGUH GUB UGHU BGUBG REPLIED THE TOURIST
pants: WHO WANTS PIE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #funloving-nonsense #marijuana #pie #woodring-room-background |
|
1,971 | 2/24/2004 | fading out pants: SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU
pants: YOU'RE STUPID AND YOU CAN'T SPELL WORDS IN THE ONE LANGUAGE YOU'RE EXPECTED TO KNOW
pants: I'D EAT YOU AND MAKE YOU PART OF ME BUT THEN I'D BE A FUCKING LINKIN PARK FAN |
pants |
#blur #cannibalism #linkin-park #pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
1,972 | 2/25/2004 | fading in pants: TIME AND TIME AGAIN YOU TALK AND ALL I HEAR AND SEE IS MICKEY MOUSE DANCING WITH THE BOAT IN STEAMBOAT WILLIE
pants: YOUR PARENTS CALL EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE BUT I DON'T TELL THEN YOU'RE BURIED IN THE SANTA CRUZ MOUNTAINS INSIDE A CONCRETE-FILLED DRUM
pants: I'D EAT THEM TO MAKE THEM A PART OF ME BUT }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} NO CARRIER GOD FUCKING DAMNIT SHIT FUCK GODDAMNIT JESUS CHRIST FUCK |
pants |
#blur #cannibalism #cement #disney #drums-of-concrete #modem #no-carrier #pants-solo #typo #woodring-room-background |
|
1,973 | 2/26/2004 | a bird yeah pants: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T GIVE IT UP ON DEMAND YOU DUMB WHORE
pants: YOU ARE A GODDAMN VENDING MACHINE WAS RE: OR ELSE
pants: I DON'T NEED TO DEHUMANIZE YOU YOU'RE ALREADY A TOOL LIKE THE BOTTLE OPENER OR THE BONG |
pants |
#bong #lowercase #misogyny #pants-solo #vending-machine #was-re #woodring-room-background |
|
1,974 | 2/27/2004 | this is a test atandt: THIS IS A TEST
atandt: LAUHGLUAHGLUAHLUAG
atandt: DONE |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #bong #fighting-irish-pose #graffiti #nonstandard-title-panel #photo #this-is-a-test #title-mismatch #toilet #woodring-room-background |
|
1,975 | 2/28/2004 | the last one pants: YOU LOVE IT WHEN THEY POKE
pants: AS INDICATED BY POLLING DATA |
pants |
#deja-vu #dicks #mouth #pants-solo #poking #polling-data #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background #zombies |
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1,976 | 2/29/2004 | wheeze puff pant oh god more dick spigot: I SHOULD TOTALLY USE MY PHONE TO TAKE PIX OF MY MOBLOG AND BLUETOOTH THEM TO MY AIRPORT IPOD WHILE I'M GARAGE BAND JAMMING WITH MY FELLOW ORKUTEERS AT COACHELLA
spigot: WHEEZE PUFF PANT OH GOD MORE DICK
spigot: HOMPTHLBLMRLBLOIHJRTH)(*JH |
spigot |
#airport #apple #bluetooth #buzzwords #coachella #dick #hipsters #ipod #moblog #orkut #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,977 | 3/1/2004 | one is the crusiest number deuce: COCKS
deuce: BONERS
atandt: YOU'RE A ONE MAN SHOW
deuce: IT'S MY ONLY OPTION (NO FRIENDS) |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #boners #cocks #drunk-deuce #lonely #woodring-field-background |
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1,978 | 3/2/2004 | beat off to these gifs pants: WHERE CAN WE GO TO PROTEST NOISILY ABOUT GAY MARRIAGE
pants: I AM THINKING THAT POTSTICKER PLACE NEAR HIGH STREET
pants: A QUIET DEMONSTRATION INVOLVING SITTING STILL, EATING
spigot: I HEREBY SMOKE THIS DOPE AND BEAT OFF TO THESE GIFS TO PROTEST THE UNITED STATES BEING KING OF THE WORLD |
pants spigot |
#beating-off #chinese-food #coy-pants #gay-marriage #marijuana #pants-spigot #potstickers #protest #woodring-room-background |
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1,979 | 3/3/2004 | too far gone pants: OH GOD IT BURNS MAKE IT STOP
pants: OKAY TAKE TWO STEPS BACK |
pants |
#behind-the-scenes #bong #error #huffy-pants #laptop #meta #pants-solo #photo #toshiba #windows #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,980 | 3/4/2004 | face painting on demand pants: PLEASE PAINT MY FACE RIGHT UP
deuce: WHAT COLOR
deuce: WHITE OR RED
pants: I WAS THINKING OF A LOVELY TRANSLUCENT EGGWHITE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #face-painting #mousehole #poo #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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1,981 | 3/5/2004 | esp wins again deuce: I HAVE PSYCHIC POWERS
deuce: WATCH
deuce: I PREDICT THAT I WILL BE RAPED IN A MOMENT
deuce: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
deuce: SEE WHAT DID I TELL YOU: ESP WINS AGAIN |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #esp #psychic #rape #woodring-field-background |
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1,982 | 3/6/2004 | why the smoke alarm went off that time deuce: T DICK LET US RUB OUR DICKS TOGETHER TO MAKE FIRE (RE: FRICTION)
dick: T DEUCE WELL OK BUT I WILL LET YOU RUB YOURS AGAINST MINE (SO YOU ARE THE GAY ONE, NOT ME)
deuce: ACCORDING TO EINSTEIN IT DOES NOT MATTER !!!!!!!!! HEAT WILL BE GENERATED IN ANY CASE
dick: OKAY TECHNICALLY THAT'S GALILEAN RELATIVITY BUT LET NOT THAT INTERRUPT US |
deuce dick |
#deuce-dick #dicks #drunk-deuce #einstein #friction #frotting #galileo #gay-theory #heat #physics #relativity #science #woodring-field-background |
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1,983 | 3/7/2004 | mwahaha spigot: MWAHAHA!!!!
spigot: MY EVIL TEXT LAUGHTER MEANS I'M OBESE AND I LIKE INDUSTRIAL MUSIC
spigot: MWAHAHA
spigot: I HAVE SUCCESFULLY ARRANGED MY STAR WARS FIGURINES |
spigot |
#fat #fatness #nerd-culture #obesity #piss #spigot #spigot-solo #star-wars #urine #woodring-room-background |
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1,984 | 3/8/2004 | strange toilet atandt: I THINK I'M FINALLY FIGURING THIS CRAP OUT
deuce: DICKS AND SO FORTH AND SO ON
atandt: PULL THE HANDLE
deuce: PELLET POPS OUT
atandt: TOILET FLUSHES
deuce: (IT'S A STRANGE TOILET) |
atandt deuce |
#contraption #dicks #pellet #toilet #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,985 | 3/9/2004 | see for yourself ozone: SEE FOR YOURSELF
ozone: CLOSER
ozone: CLOSER
deuce: APTHTHGHBHHFFFF YOU TRICKED ME |
deuce ozone |
#deuce-ozone #sfw #trick #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,986 | 3/10/2004 | annabel chong spigot: DEAR ANNABEL CHONG
spigot: I NOTICED IN YOUR GANG BANG VIDEO HOW COMPLETELY USELESS AND UNWATCHABLE YOU ARE
spigot: NOT TO MENTION HOW DISINTERESTING AND DICK-LIMPENING |
spigot |
#annabel-chong #asians #dick-limpening #diss #gang-bang #porn #spigot-solo |
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1,987 | 3/11/2004 | great american hero pants: SOMEBODY LICK THIS
deuce: WHAT WHERE
pants: THRUSTING IT BEFORE YOU AND ASKING POLITELY
deuce: HURP
pants: YOU ARE A GREAT AMERICAN HERO |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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1,988 | 3/12/2004 | wangly spigot: I DON'T EVEN THINK "WANGLY" IS A WORD BUT CLEARLY MY CARDKEY IS BROKEN
spigot: MAYBE MY ATM CARD
spigot: MAYBE MY LIBRARY CARD
spigot: MAYBE MY STARBUCKS CARD
spigot: I APPEAR TO BE FIRED
spigot: THE WRAPPER SAID THERE WOULD BE CHOCOLATE CHIPS
spigot: BUT INSTEAD IN ONE THERE WERE RAISINS
spigot: ALSO I CANNOT TELL IF THAT IS AN ALMOND |
spigot |
#almond #atm-card #baked-goods #baked-treats #baking #cardkey #chocolate-chips #comprehensively-tagged #confusion #cookies #employment #fired #library-card #magnetic-cards #mousehole #muffins #raisin #scones #spigot-solo #spigot-walks #starbucks #truth-in-advertising #wang #wangly #woodring-room-background #wrappers |
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1,989 | 3/13/2004 | happy accident pants: SHOESHINE, GENTLEMEN?
deuce: I'LL HAVE A BLOWJOB GUV
pants: RIGHTO AVE A SEAT ERE ISTER
deuce: I WOULD PREFER RIGHTY-O FOR MY TIGHT-LIPPED BUSY BLOWJOB
: PANTS SHINES YOUR SHOES INSTEAD (FOR SOME REASON) |
deuce pants |
#blowjob #caption #cockney-accent #deuce-pants #dog #huffy-pants #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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1,990 | 3/14/2004 | things i hit spigot: TIME TO HIT THE ROAD
spigot: HIT THE BONG
spigot: HIT THE PORN
spigot: AND HIT THE SACK
spigot: SECRETLY I'M GOING TO BEAT OFF IN THE CAR |
spigot |
#bong #porn #spigot-solo |
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1,991 | 3/15/2004 | blood sample pants: HELP ME UP
deuce: I WILL DO NOT SUCH THING UNTIL YOU SIGN THIS WAIVER
pants: HERE HERE HERE HERE AND INITIAL HERE ?????
deuce: AND I'M AFRAID WE'LL NEED A BLOOD SAMPLE
pants: ALSO HERE OOHH HLUAGHLBAG BULGG HBLUABAG SECRETLY SPURTING |
deuce pants |
#blood #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #spurt #typo #waiver #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,992 | 3/16/2004 | endless loop atandt: WHAT IF I'M BOTH
deuce: MAN TALKING, SHUT UP
atandt: SUCKING AND TUGGING LIKE I GOT A PURPOSE
atandt: T DEUCE MY MOUTH IS YOUR PRIVATE MUSIC FACTORY
deuce: DISGUSTING
deuce: AND YET SOMEHOW INTRIGUING
atandt: WHAT IF I'M BOTH
deuce: HEY SHUT UP MAN TALKING |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #mouth #repetition #woodring-field-background |
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1,993 | 3/17/2004 | regular c spigot: HOLY BALLS IN THE FACE AND NECK AREA
spigot: CODEWARRIOR SAYS I'M USING A FILE IN THE TRASH, IS THAT OKAY?
spigot: SHOULD I PUT MY WHOLE PROJECT FOLDER IN THE TRASH TOO?
spigot: BETTER CALL METROWEKRS
spigot: YES I HAVE SOME C++ QUESTIONS TOO
spigot: IS IT DIFFERENT FROM REGULAR C
(spigot): ALSO I CAN'T PRINT
spigot: AND MY BOSS IS TRYING TO DERIVE A GLORYHOLE FROM MY MOUTH |
spigot |
#balls #c #codewarrior #glory-hole #macintosh #metrowerks #programming #spigot-solo #typo #whisper #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,994 | 3/18/2004 | bibles and donkeys spigot: CAN THE ENTIRE MIDDLE SECTION OF AMERICA PLEASE SECEDE FROM OUR UNION AND TAKE THEIR BIBLES AND DONKEYS?????
pants: MATT DRUDGE AND ALL THE BALDWIN BROTHERS AT ONCE ?????? THIS I GOTTA SEE AND BEAT OFF TO |
pants spigot |
#baldwin #beating-off #bible #donkey #drudge #middle-america #mousehole #pants-spigot #woodring-room-background |
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1,995 | 3/19/2004 | stupid prick spigot: COME BACK HERE YOU STUPID PRICK
deuce: ARE YOU GAY AND READY FOR J/O
spigot: ONE BIG FAT QUART
deuce: GODDAMN FUCKERS
spigot: DO YOU EAT THE SAND OR JUST LIVE IN IT
deuce: LHABLHABHLABHLABHLAB |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
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1,996 | 3/20/2004 | picture of a white house |
pants |
#infocom #no-dialog #picture #sfw #white-house #zork |
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1,997 | 3/22/2004 | hex on you pants: HEX-E-POO HEX-ON-YOU
pants: WE CALL THIS RUNNING A TRAIN SO IF YOU'D PLEASE FORM A LINE TO THE LEFT
pants: YOU DON'T NEED EYES TO SUCK DICK (SCENE DELETED) THERE WE GO |
pants |
#event-horizon #pants-solo #ultima #woodring-room-background |
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1,998 | 3/23/2004 | if you cry pants: IF YOU CALL IT A SEX CRIME, I CALL IT ABSOLUTELY THE ONLY THING THAT GETS ME HARD
pants: I CARE MORE ABOUT MY EGO THAN WHETHER YOU REQUIRE FOOD, WATER
pants: I CAN'T BEAT OFF IF YOU CRY |
pants |
#cant-beat-off-if #pants-solo #rape #violence #woodring-room-background |
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1,999 | 3/24/2004 | unentonastic deuce: UNENTONASTIC
pants: BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ME IN ARAMAIC |
deuce |
#aramaic #deuce-pants #woodring-stairs-background #word |
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2,000 | 3/25/2004 | an emp over san francisco deuce: AT FIRST NORAD THOUGHT IT WAS AN EMP OVER SAN FRANCISCO AND WENT TO HIGH ALERT BUT THEN JUST REALIZED IT'S DEUCE SPANKING IT BUT GOOD |
deuce |
#bay-area #deuce-solo #emp #gark #lertcon #milestone #norad #nucflash #san-francisco #threatcon-delta #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,001 | 3/26/2004 | oh well spigot: OH
spigot: WELL
spigot: I'VE
spigot: GOT A BIG ERECTION / IN MY PANTS
spigot: IN MY PANTS
spigot: YES I'VE GOT A BIG ERECTION / IN MY PANTS
spigot: (IN MY PANTS)
spigot: YES I'VE -- HANG ON
pants: NEXT SLIDE PLEASE |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #singing #woodring-room-background |
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2,002 | 3/27/2004 | if you are not cockmonster click here .(pants): SOMEDAY I'M GONNA FUCK ME A PENGUIN
pants: HELLO COCKMONSTER
pants: IF YOU ARE NOT COCKMONSTER, CLICK HERE.
ozone: I SAW YOU THINKING ABOUT FUCKING PENGUINS IN PANEL 1 |
ozone pants |
#bestiality #cockmonster #deja-vu #fun-with-wildlife #gonna-fuck-me-a #meta #ozone-pants #penguin #thought #typo #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,003 | 3/28/2004 | pissing on bitches pants: PISSING ON BITCHES AND RUNNING AWAY LIKE A PHANTOM OF THE OPERA WHO PISSES |
pants |
#pants-solo #phantom-of-the-opera #piss #running-away #woodring-field-background |
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2,004 | 3/29/2004 | rock out with my cock out spigot: OKAY FOR FIVE MINS I'M GOING TO ROCK OUT WITH MY COCK OUT
deuce: NOTED
spigot: STARTING
spigot: NOW
spigot: I'M DONE I GUESS |
deuce spigot |
#angry-panel #cocks #deuce-spigot #drunk #gark #nudity #rock-out-with-your-cock-out #woodring-room-background |
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2,005 | 3/30/2004 | jerkcity 911 pants: THIS IS JERKCITY 911 WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY
atandt: THE BAD MAN HIT ME
pants: YOU DON'T SAY
atandt: WAL-MART ROLLS OUT 88 PER SONG SERVICE
pants: CALLER WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY
atandt: MOLEMEN WITH CHARCOAL HEARTS |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #molemen #sfw #wal-mart |
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2,006 | 3/31/2004 | spigot vs. the mantra spigot: NOT GAY NOT GAY NOT GAY NOT GAY NOT GAY NOT GAY NOT GAY NOT GAY |
spigot |
#mantra #not-gay #repetition #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,007 | 4/1/2004 | bad customer service deuce: NOW THAT WAS A POO TO BE RECKONED WITH !!!
deuce: HIGH SMEAR QUOTIENT
deuce: CRAM POTENTIAL
spigot: YES BUT THEY ARE NOT THE VIDEOS I ***ORDERED*** |
deuce spigot |
#cram-potential #deuce-spigot #poo #sfw #smear-quotient #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,008 | 4/2/2004 | second thoughts spigot: I GUESS THERE'S NOTHING COOL ABOUT PUNCHING A FLORIST |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #florist #punching #spigot-solo #up-the-nuts #woodring-field-background |
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2,009 | 4/3/2004 | way to fucking suck it spigot: C TO THE O TO THE OTHER C TO THE K TO THE S TO MY FACE
pants: WAY TO SUCK IT
spigot: LAUGH YOU DONGS |
pants spigot |
#cocks #pants-spigot #woodring-room-background |
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2,010 | 4/4/2004 | cock over here net: ARE YOU GUYS GAY
net: BECAUSE IF YOU ARE I COULD REALLY USE SOME COCK OVER HERE
pants: I AM NOT SURE (SPINNING AROUND IN CIRCLES TRYING TO CHECK MY OWN TAG)
deuce: WATCHING, WAITING FOR AN OPPORTUNITY TO STRIKE
net: RIGHT UP ME |
deuce net pants |
#deuce-net-pants #drunk-deuce #gay #woodring-field-background |
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2,011 | 4/5/2004 | flash light deuce: WHERE IS THE PORN
net: IN HERE (POINTING WITH FLASHLIGHT)
deuce: GLARG
net: CLOSER... |
deuce net |
#bored-panel #deuce-net #drunk-deuce #porn #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,012 | 4/6/2004 | some where warmer pants: COCKS POUNDING ME
pants: WISH I WAS SOMEWHERE ELSE
pants: SOMEWHERE WARMER
pants: THE COCKS CAN COME TOO
pants: OR SHIT I DON'T KNOW I CAN VISIT THEM ON WEEKENDS |
pants |
#cocks #pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
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2,013 | 4/7/2004 | comedy hour spigot: OKAY LADIES AND GERMS COMEDY HOUR
spigot: I JUST FLEW IN FROM CHICAGO
spigot: BOY IS MY MOUTH TIRED
spigot: THANK YOU
deuce: I DON'T GET IT
pants: I DO
pants: I WAS THAT MOUTH |
deuce pants spigot |
#comedy #deuce-pants-spigot #mouth #mouth-of-pants #sfw #stand-up |
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2,014 | 4/8/2004 | why we wake up in the morning spigot: LET'S GO TO THE FOOD COURT AND GET GIRLS
spigot: WE CAN TALK TO THEM ABOUT HOW MY PROGRAM DOESN'T COMPILE
deuce: WHOOPS CRAPPED MYSELF |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #food-court #programming #woodring-field-background |
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2,015 | 4/9/2004 | move on spigot: OKAY EVERYONE WITH MORE THAN ONE COCK IN THEIR MOUTH PLEASE SHARE WITH YOUR NEIGHBOR
pants: JUST MOVE ONE OVER THANKS
spigot: EVERYONE WHO'S LEGS OR ARMS ARE HANGING UNDER THE STALL OR OVER THE DOOR PLEASE MOVE CLOSER TOWARD THE CENTER
pants: SUPER
spigot: I KNOW THIS IS AWKWARD BUT WE HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE OLD WAY OF BALANCING ON THE TOILET WITH ONE PAIR OF LEGS VISIBLE UNDER THE DOOR
pants: THIS IS WHAT DEMOCRACY LOOKS LIKE |
pants spigot |
#mouth #pants-spigot #woodring-field-background |
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2,016 | 4/10/2004 | dark side voting booth pants: THIS STALL COULD USE SOME CURTAINS (AND A MORE NARROW GLORY HOLE)
spigot: WE COULD DISGUISE IT AS A VOTING BOOTH
pants: PULL THE LEVER FOR DICK
spigot: KEEP PULLING IT
spigot: NEARLY THERE BUH DURF NO OFFENSE BUT H. ROSS PEROT SOUNDS LIKE A STEAK SAUCE BUH HURRRRR I'M VOTING PEOPLE ALL OVER THE BALLOT BOX FOR THE LOVE OF HOLY GOD |
pants spigot |
#durf #glory-hole #holy-god #lever #pants-spigot #plant #politics #ross-perot #stall #voting #woodring-field-background |
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2,017 | 4/11/2004 | is there any room in your heart spigot: IS THERE ANY ROOM IN YOUR HEART FOR MY FAT DICK
spigot: LET OUT THE HATE AND LET IN THE PISS
spigot: PLEASE
deuce: SHIT |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #piss #woodring-field-background |
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2,018 | 4/12/2004 | live journal pants: SYNDICATED BY LIVEJOURNAL ?????? ????????? ????????/////// WHAT IF MY MOUTH AND FACE AND NECK AREN'T BLOGWORTHY ?????????
pants: I DID WHAT YOU SAID AND SET NMBCLUST TO 65535 AND MAX_KMAPENT TO 1500 AND THE FUCKING THING STOPPED CRASHING
pants: I BROKE INTO THE HOUSE TO STEAL THE BUNNY (NO MONEY WAS TAKEN) |
pants |
#bsd #bunny #livejournal #mouth-of-pants #pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
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2,019 | 4/13/2004 | yes yes go for it spigot: HERE'S THE PLAN: YOU RUN TO THE HOUSE AND GET THE KEG, I'LL SIT HERE AND LICK MY OWN DICK
spigot: NO WAIT
spigot: YES YES GO WITH IT |
spigot |
#autofellatio #dicklicking #planning #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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2,020 | 4/14/2004 | beware of dog spigot: (SOBS) NOW WE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO PUT THEM IN A NURSING HOME
pants: SOMETIMES I THINK YOU SPELL THINGS WRONG JUST TO GET ATTENTION (MYTOUNGE FEELS WIERD) |
deuce spigot |
#beatles #cranberry-sauce #pants-spigot #paul-is-dead #sfw #strawberry-fields-forever #typo |
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2,021 | 4/15/2004 | concerned all the way around (spigot): CONCERNED ABOUT AREA 51
deuce: I'M CONCERNED ABOUT MY LACK OF PORNOGRAPHY
spigot: C O I N C I D E N C E ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? |
deuce spigot |
#aliens #area-51 #coincidence #concerned #deuce-spigot #porn #whisper #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,022 | 4/16/2004 | normal sex spigot: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHY CAN'T WE HAVE NORMAL SEX
spigot: PUT YOUR FACE IN THE TOILET AND LET ME POO ON YOU |
spigot |
#despair-panel #fetish #lowercase #poo #sex #spigot-solo #toilet #woodring-field-background |
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2,023 | 4/17/2004 | the purple man pants: EXPELLED FROM THE INSTITUTE FOR THE GIFTED (MY PARTICULAR MUTANT POWER WAS MAKING EVERYBODY SICK)
pants: PPPFFT OH GROSS THIS IS YESTERDAY'S COLD COFFEE PFFFT PFFFFFT NOW I'M GAY FOR SURE
pants: I SWEAR TO GOD THE PURPLE MAN TOLD ME TO DO THIS UBLHBLUB HALUHLABUHLAB |
pants |
#adult-gay-male #coffee #mutant #mutant-registration #pants-solo #purple-man #simcity #woodring-field-background #x-men |
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2,024 | 4/18/2004 | never get out of the boat atandt: HE SAID HE WAS A PENGUIN THEN ATTACKED MY DICK AND BALLS COMBO WITH PECKING AND SQUAWKING
hanford: PANTS SAID (AND I'M QUOTING HERE) "I CAN'T BEAT OFF UNLESS HER MASCARA IS RUNNING"
atandt: NEVER GET OUT OF THE BOAT
hanford: NEVER APPROACH THE NEST
atandt: MAKING LOVE TO A MUPPET
hanford: GO WEST YOUNG MEN (ALL AT ONCE LIKE A PILE OF HAMSTERS) |
atandt hanford |
#atandt-hanford #balls #cant-beat-off-if #dick-balls-combo #fighting-irish-pose #hamsters #muppets #penguin #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,025 | 4/19/2004 | handjobs for the homeless pants: JUST HEAR ME OUT: I CALL IT "HANDJOBS FOR THE HOMELESS"
pants: I DON'T SO MUCH PLAY GRAND THEFT AUTO AS MUCH AS I KILL PROSTITUTES AND COPS YEAH I KNOW
pants: MAKING UNCOMFORTABLE EYE CONTACT WITH THE AUDIENCE UNTIL THE CURTAIN FINALLY, FINALLY CLOSES |
pants |
#coy-pants #fourth-wall-pants #grand-theft-auto #homeless #mousehole #prostitutes #woodring-room-background |
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2,026 | 4/20/2004 | mister ashcroft pants: MISTER ASHCROFT MISTER ASHCROFT I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK IF YOU PAY IN EUROS |
pants |
#john-ashcroft #money #pants-solo #politics #woodring-den-background |
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2,027 | 4/21/2004 | noodles spigot: CLEAR
spigot: QUIT
spigot: EX
spigot: MAYBE /EX
spigot: HOLY GOD I'M TRAPPED IN THE MATRIX
deuce: FUCKING SPEAK ENGLISH
spigot: DO YOU HAVE NOODLES AT YOUR HOUSE?????????
deuce: RAMEN
spigot: I JUST NEED A COCK AND A PLACE TO SIT
spigot: OH MY WEARY WANDERING ASS |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #holy-god #matrix #ramen #woodring-room-background |
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2,028 | 4/22/2004 | is this seat taken pants: IS THIS SEAT TAKEN
pants: THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE US DO THIS FOR YEARS
pants: WE LEARNED NOTHING |
pants |
#mousehole #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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2,029 | 4/23/2004 | deuce loses a leg deuce: I WONDER WHAT CYNDI LAUPER IS DOING RIGHT NOW |
deuce |
#cyndi-lauper #deuce-solo #sfw #title-mismatch #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,030 | 4/24/2004 | either way deuce: T PANTS I THINK YOU'VE GOT SERIOUS EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS
pants: EITHER WAY
pants: I DON'T CARE
pants: BUHUIBUBUBUB
spigot: BUTTMAN PRESENTS BUBBLE BUTT BABES IV (NOTE: NOT HIV) |
deuce pants spigot |
#babes #buttman #butts #cars #deuce-pants-spigot #hiv #mercedes #porn #volvo #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,031 | 4/25/2004 | morning has bro ken pants: T DEUCE XEARTH SAYS THE SUN IS COMING
deuce: T PANTS IT IS VERY FAR OFF
pants: T DEUCE IT IS COMING
deuce: T PANTS IT IS ROUNDING THE CORNER YES
deuce: T PANTS BUT YOU HAVE PLENTY OF DARK LEFT TO LICK DICK IN
pants: T DEUCE IT IS JUST DAWNING ON US |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicklicking #drunk-deuce #woodring-field-background #xearth |
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2,032 | 4/26/2004 | in which deuce retracts his previous statement to avoid war deuce: IF YOU GUYS AT JERKCITY COULD DO A LITTLE LESS DICKSUCKING AND A LITTLE MORE WHATEVER IT IS YOU DO I THINK THIS WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE
deuce: ON SECOND THOUGHT I WOULDN'T GET BLOWJOBS
deuce: I RETRACT MY PREVIOUS STATEMENT
pants: DICKSUCKING IS IMPORTANT |
deuce pants |
#blowjob #deuce-pants #dicksucking #woodring-field-background |
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2,033 | 4/27/2004 | mocking rands atandt: T PANTS IT FELT LIKE RAPE EXCEPT I WAS DEAD
pants: T ATANDT IT FELT LIKE RAPE BUGBAUGBUGBG (MOCKING YOU, TALKING IN A FUNNY GIRLY VOICE) |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #rape #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,034 | 4/28/2004 | first of all spigot: FIRST OF ALL I DON'T WRITE "GAY" ANYTHING
spigot: BUT BE CAREFUL WHO YOU BITE - BECAUSE IN OUR NEXT STORY COUNT FAGGOT GETS AIDS AND DIES OF PNEUMONIA IN HIS CASTLE
deuce: I'VE GOT MY ANSI C REFERENCE BOOK RIGHT HERE BUT IT DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT GETTING RAPED IN THE ASS AS PART OF THE OFFICIAL C LANGUAGE (MAYBE I SHOULD GET A C++ REFERENCE MANUAL) |
deuce spigot |
#aids #c #count-fucking-faggot #deuce-spigot #programming #rape #viscera #woodring-room-background |
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2,035 | 4/29/2004 | crank calls spigot: JERK JERK JERK
spigot: JERKITY SPURT
spigot: JERK JERK JERK
spigot: JERKITY SPURT
atandt: *69 |
atandt spigot |
#full-metal-jacket #jerking #repetition #star-sixty-nine #telephone #telephony #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,036 | 4/30/2004 | we the people pants: WE THE PEOPLE
pants: HULAGBLAUBALGHBLAG
pants: HULK STRAIGHT
pants: OKAY WHERE WAS I
pants: RIGHT HERE WE GO
pants: WELCOME TO JERKCITY
pants: I'LL BE YOUR TOUR GUIDE
pants: EVERYBODY FOLLOW ME (I HOPE YOU BROUGHT YOUR OWN DRINKING WATER) |
pants |
#huffy-pants #hulk #meta #pants-solo #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,037 | 5/1/2004 | seriously stretched out in the big big city deuce: YOU'VE STRETCHED OUT MY FEELINGS AND MADE THEM HURT |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #mousehole #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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2,038 | 5/2/2004 | leo the lion spigot: I'M LEO THE LION
spigot: PUT TRASH IN ME
spigot: I'M LEO THE LION
spigot: CANDY WRAPPERS GUM MMM YES GOOD FEED ME YOUR GARBAGE
spigot: MMMM HOMPH GOOD I'LL EAT YOUR PAPER CUPS
spigot: HEY LADY NICE BOOBS TOO BAD ABOUT YOUR FACE
spigot: HOMPH HOMPH CHOMP
spigot: I'M LEO THE LION |
spigot |
#boobs #dj-rapekit #leo-the-lion #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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2,039 | 5/3/2004 | the romans or the huns (take your pick) pants: THE JEWS ARE AT THE GATES
pants: YOU NEVER HEAR THAT PHRASE DO YOU
pants: IT'S ALWAYS THE ROMANS OR THE HUNS OR THE CUNTS |
pants |
#cunt #jews #pants-solo #romans #woodring-field-background |
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2,040 | 5/4/2004 | yet still the monster problem continued unabated (deuce): DICKS
(pants): DICKS
(pants): WHY ARE WE WHISPERING
(deuce): BECAUSE THAT WAY THE MONSTERS WON'T HEAR US |
deuce pants |
#deja-vu #deuce-pants #monster #weird-pants-face #whisper #whispering #woodring-field-background |
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2,041 | 5/5/2004 | dancing makes them go away spigot: HOO HEY
spigot: LOOK AT ME
spigot: DANCING MAKES THE PRICKS GO AWAY
spigot: HOO DOO
spigot: BONK
pants: GET OFF THE FLOOR AND BE A MAN |
pants spigot |
#dance #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #videotape #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,042 | 5/6/2004 | salt water bad for glass spigot: FOLKS BEFORE EARTH THERE WAS MARS, THE CENTER OF THE FUCKING UNIVERSE TEEMING WITH CENTURIES OF DIVERSE CULTURES AND CIVILIZATIONS!!!!!!
spigot: AND THEY BLEW IT
spigot: SO SAVE THOSE CANS!!!!!!!!! |
spigot |
#chinatown #folks #horrible-monster #mars #recycling #spigot-solo |
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2,043 | 5/7/2004 | cluster to hump and kiss pants: YOU'RE THE DUKE OF NEW YORK !!!! YOU'RE A NUMBER 1 !!!!!!!
pants: WON'T ANYONE ATROCITY ME
pants: NATURE TEACHES US THAT IRAQI MEN WILL CLUSTER TO HUMP AND KISS IF LEFT UNATTENDED FOR TOO LONG |
pants |
#abu-ghraib #coy-pants #current-events #enhanced #escape-from-new-york #iraq #pants-solo #woodring-room-background |
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2,044 | 5/8/2004 | meme overload atandt: PARIS IN THE THE SPRING
atandt: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO MY CAVERNOUS ASS
atandt: I TOLD YOU I WAS HARDCORE
atandt: THIS IS HOW AN ITALIAN DIES
pants: YOU KILLED POKEY
atandt: A MAN, A PLAN, A CANAL, PANAMA |
atandt pants |
#a-man-a-plan-a-canal-panama #all-your-base #all-your-base-are-belong-to-us #atandt-pants #bonequest-hi-fi #cavernous-ass #italian #meme #memes #palindrome #panama #panama-canal #paris #pokey #springtime #told-you-i-was-hardcore #woodring-field-background |
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2,045 | 5/9/2004 | like silly string deuce: FOLKS I'M SO DISTRAUGHT I HAVEN'T JERKED OFF IN THREE DAYS
deuce: WHEN I FINALLY GO IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE SILLY STRING
deuce: ALSO FLAMMABLE |
deuce |
#depression #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #jerking #jizz #masturbation #silly-string #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,046 | 5/10/2004 | drunk on cock pants: T DEUCE WHAT SIGNUM AM I
pants: T DEUCE OR AM I TOO FAT AND THEREFORE DON'T GET MY OWN SIGNUM
deuce: UH
pants: HAVE I STUMPED THE PANEL OR WHAT
deuce: I LEFT THE BOOZE IN THE CAR GO GET IT |
deuce pants |
#alcohol #bonequest-hi-fi #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #fat #math #meta #signum #woodring-room-background |
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2,047 | 5/11/2004 | in which spammers hijack pants pants: DID YOU KNOW THAT THE NORMAL COST FOR SUPER-VI@G-R@ IS $20, PER DOSE? WE ARE RUNNING A HOT SPECIAL!! T0DAY ITS ONLY AN AMAZING}}}}}}}}}}}} NO CARRIER |
pants |
#modem #no-carrier #pants-solo #spam #viagra #woodring-room-background |
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2,048 | 5/12/2004 | shoplifting for dummies spigot: DO THESE PASTRIES/SAUSAGES MAKE ME LOOK FAT
deuce: WHEN YOU TUCK A THOUSAND OF THEM UNDER YOUR SHIRT/PANTS TO HIDE THEM THEN YES THEY DO |
deuce pants |
#deuce-spigot #fat #self-conscious #woodring-field-background |
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2,049 | 5/13/2004 | apricot fag muffin spigot: SOMEONE SLATHER ME UP WITH BUTTER BECAUSE I'M A DELICIOUS APRICOT FAG MUFFIN
spigot: OVER HERE IN THE VENDING MACHINE
spigot: HELLO
spigot: PUSH YOUR DOLLAR IN AND HIT D-5!!!!!!
spigot: WHOA HOLY DIZZY FROM THE SPIRALING TWISTY COIL
spigot: FALLING *BONK* THAT HURTS!!!!!
spigot: NOW UNWRAP ME AND PUSH MY FACE IN THE TOILET!!!!!
spigot: I'M DELICIOUS!!!!! |
spigot |
#apricot #dizzy #muffins #spigot-solo #toilet #vending-machine #woodring-field-background |
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2,050 | 5/14/2004 | cocks and gayness spigot: LET'S HEAR IT FOR SPIGOT EVERYONE COME ON
spigot: WHAT ARE YOU DOING THAT'S SO IMPORTANT THAT YOU CAN'T SURPRISE ME AT MY DOOR WITH COCKS AND GAYNESS
spigot: I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO REOPEN OUR DISCUSSION ABOUT HOW GREAT I AM AND HOW BIG MY WANG IS |
spigot |
#cocks #gay #spigot-solo #wang #woodring-room-background |
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2,051 | 5/15/2004 | yoga practice deuce: T PANTS LET THE RECORD SHOW THAT BOOZY BOOZEâ„¢ BRAND BOOZE IS NOT VODKA, IT IS SOME OTHER NEVER-SPECIFIED FORM OF LIQUOR
pants: ACTUALLY PAINT THINNER
deuce: WHATEVER, IT'LL FUCK YOU UP
effigy: THAT USUALLY MEANS IT IS MALT LIQUOR
deuce: FUCK YOU GUYS, IT'S WHAT DEUCE FROM BONEQUEST DRINKS |
deuce effigy pants |
#boozy-booze #drunk-deuce #woodring-field-background |
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2,052 | 5/16/2004 | jerkcity decoder ring pants: -----BEGIN COMPRESSED RSA ENCRYPTED MESSAGE-----
pants: HALGHALUG BLAHUA NUGGGGGH ANAL UHBLALAG SPIT DUH AHLUGHLAUG HBAGLUHAGHLAG
pants: -----END COMPRESSED RSA ENCRYPTED MESSAGE----- |
pants |
#anal #cocksucking-noises #encryption #nuggh #pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
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2,053 | 5/17/2004 | like love boat pants: T SPIGOT ARE YOU GETTING RESPONSES TO THAT YAHOO PERSONAL AD THAT I PLACED FOR YOU
spigot: T PANTS PLEASE SHUT UP
atandt: WHEN WILL JERKCITY HAVE GUEST STARS
atandt: LIKE LOVE BOAT
pants: GROSS
pants: I MEAN YUM DUH SWALLOW PUNCH POUND SNAP HOOOOO DIAL TONE IF YOU'D LIKE TO MAKE A CALL HONK HONK HONK |
atandt pants spigot |
#atandt-pants-spigot #dial-tone #duh #fighting-irish-pose #honk #if-youd-like-to-make-a-call #love-boat #mountain-background #sfw #special-guest #telephone #telephony #yahoo |
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2,054 | 5/18/2004 | faggy pink drink pants: GET THE BIG FUCKING FONT OUT: EXCLUSIVE
pants: I TOTALLY SAW YOU BUY A FAGGY PINK DRINK AT THE ASHLAND OREGON STARBUCKS (THE ORIGINAL ONE NOT THE NEW ONE OR THE UPCOMING ONE OR THE FOUR MORE PLANNED THROUGH 2007)
spigot: T PANTS I SAID PLEASE SHUT UP
pants: DEVELOPING........... |
pants spigot |
#ashland #big-fucking-font #breaking-news #developing #oregon #pants-spigot #starbucks #woodring-den-background |
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2,055 | 5/19/2004 | time and salt pants: POURING SALT ON MY BONER WILL NOT MAKE IT SHRIVEL OR MELT LIKE A SNAIL OR SLUG MIGHT
pants: SERIOUSLY DUDE YOU ARE WASTING TIME
deuce: MMMMMM
pants: AND SALT
deuce: MMMMMMMMMMM |
deuce pants |
#boner #deuce-pants #salt #woodring-room-background |
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2,056 | 5/20/2004 | not the fucking muppet show spigot: I AM WATCHING FIVE DIFFERENT MORONS RE-ASSEMBLE THEIR RESPECTIVE STAR WARS DISPLAYS / BABYLON 5 DISPLAYS / WHATEVER ACTION-FIGURE BULLSHIT DISPLAYS IN THEIR NEWER, SMALLER CUBES
spigot: WOOOOOO!!!!!!! NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS RULED!!!!!!!!!
spigot: LET'S TURN OUR CABINETS INTO DIARAMAS TO PROVE IT |
spigot |
#action-figures #babylon-5 #bonequest-hi-fi #cubicles #dioramas #muppets #spigot-solo #star-wars #typo |
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2,057 | 5/21/2004 | except each other deuce: WE ARE FOUNDING MEMBERS OF THE KILL FUCKING EVERYBODY CLUB
spigot: EXCEPT EACH OTHER!!!!!
spigot: PROMPTING GAY RUMORS AMONGST THE PRESS
deuce: INDEED THAT IS THE PARADOX
deuce: BEFORE WE DISAPPEAR IN A PUFF OF LOGIC WE CAN SUCK EACH OTHER OFF |
deuce spigot |
#deja-vu #deuce-spigot #douglas-adams #gay-rumors #hitchhikers-guide #mountain-background |
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2,058 | 5/22/2004 | probably not really listening deuce: IS THAT THE BLIND ONE
bung: NO
deuce: SO SHE'S BLIND EH
bung: NO!
deuce: HOW DID SHE LOSE HER EYESIGHT
bung: NO!! |
bung deuce |
#blind #bung-deuce #mousehole #not-listening #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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2,059 | 5/23/2004 | why does anything at all pants: WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN YOU LOVE ME
deuce: PURE COINCIDENCE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #hurt #love #love-hurts #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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2,060 | 5/24/2004 | here comes the motherfucking cockbot again spigot: SO I HEAR HUGH GRANT HAD AN AFFAIR WITH HUGH DOWNS
deuce: HERE COMES THE COCKBOT
deuce: LOOK AT ME I'M QUEER
deuce: BYE COCKBOT
spigot: COME BACK |
deuce spigot |
#cockbot #come-back #deuce-spigot #woodring-field-background |
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2,061 | 5/25/2004 | taj mahal of pornography, the atandt: AH PORNOPOLIS
atandt: THE TAJ MAHAL OF PORNOGRAPHY
atandt: WITNESS THE ONE HANDED MASTURBATOR IN HIS NATURAL HABITAT
atandt: OUTSIDE THE CITY OF PORNOPOLIS
atandt: WE HUNT THE RED BREASTED CHICKADEE (BACK TO YOU MARLIN)
deuce: WHERE'S MY ENEMA |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #bird #enema #masturbation #porn #taj-mahal #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,062 | 5/26/2004 | going out of my head over you spigot: MY PAC-MAN FEVER IS NOW OFFICIALLY FULL BLOWN PAC-MAN AIDS |
spigot |
#aids #bonequest-hi-fi #pacman #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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2,063 | 5/27/2004 | all at once (part 1) spigot: B-BUT
spigot: A DONG AND A BONG AND A SNICKERS
spigot: THEY CAN'T ALL FIT IN MY MOUTH SIMULTANEOUSLY!!!!!
spigot: OR CAN THEY?!!?!?! ?!?!?!
pants: WHAT TO DO
spigot: TO BE CONTINUED |
pants spigot |
#bong #pants-spigot #series #snickers |
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2,064 | 5/28/2004 | beatoff valley spigot: GAY INDIANS BUILT THEIR STALLS OUT OF STICKS AND CLAY
spigot: OUR MODERN TOILETS AND POKEY PRICKS AND TAPPING RITUALS WOULD SURELY CONFUSE AND FRIGHTEN THEM
spigot: NOTE TO THE GAY INDIANS: I TAKE U.S. DOLLARS, NOT WAMPUM |
spigot |
#glory-hole #jizz #money #mousehole #native-americans #toilet #wampum #white-background |
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2,065 | 5/29/2004 | totally fucking invisible pants: MY FORMULA WORKS !!! I AM TOTALLY INVISIBLE !!! STILL COMPLETELY GAY HOWEVER |
pants |
#invisible #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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2,066 | 5/30/2004 | never finished high school pants: IS THIS GOING INTO THE STRIP (LET ME FIX MY HAIR)
deuce: TO PROVE MY HOW STRAIGHT I AM I FUCK MEN IN THE ASS (AND FACE)
pants: AND LICK THESE FOUR DICKS
pants: I MEAN S-SEVEN !!!
deuce: SPENT
pants: I CANNOT COUNT THAT HIGH AND HAVE ROLLED OVER
pants: THEREFORE I OWE YOU A NICKEL
deuce: TO -30537573
pants: NO JUST 000000
deuce: SIX DIGITS AND YET HE CAN ONLY COUNT TO SEVEN |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #math #modular-arithmetic #octal #typo #woodring-room-background |
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2,067 | 5/31/2004 | and here you are spigot: FOR THE LOVE OF PRICKS
pants: T SPIGOT HOW DID YOU GET BACK IN
deuce: T PANTS I THOUGHT WE BANNED HIM
spigot: I DOVE INTO THE TOILET LIKE TRAINSPOTTING
pants: AND HERE YOU ARE
spigot: T PANTS AND BONKED MY HEAD AND WENT TO THE HOSPITAL AND ENDED UP HERE
pants: WELCOME |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #god #huffy-pants #trainspotting #woodring-room-background |
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2,068 | 6/1/2004 | tuesday after noon uncredited woman: OH GOD JUST TAKE MY PURSE DON'T RAPE ME
pants: WHAT THE FUCK YOU TOTAL BITCH I JUST WANT A LIGHT |
pants |
#huffy-pants #lynnea #pants-solo #prostitute #rape #tuesday #uncategorized-background #uncredited-character |
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2,069 | 6/2/2004 | wednesday after noon pants: WHAT THE FUCK YOU TOTAL BITCH I JUST WANT A LIGHT
atandt: CALM DOWN THAT WAS YESTERDAY
pants: OH
atandt: WHAT WAS ALL THAT ABOUT ANYWAY
pants: SOMETHING ABOUT A PIGGYBACK RIDE OR WAS I DRINKING
atandt: YOU DON'T EVEN SMOKE |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #deja-vu #huffy-pants #smoking #wednesday #woodring-field-background |
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2,070 | 6/3/2004 | geo metro a two parter part 1 of 2 deuce: MY GEO METRO STOPPED RUNNING COULD SOMEONE TAKE A LOOK AT IT
pants: I WANT TO BE YOUR EASTER BUNNY |
deuce pants |
#bunny #deuce-pants #easter #easter-bunny #geo-metro #series #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,071 | 6/4/2004 | geo metro spigot: THEY'RE ALL "HEY IT'S SPIGOT IN THE GEO"
spigot: AND I'M LIKE "HEY LADIES"
spigot: THEN IT'S OFF TO THE PORN SHOP AND THEN FRY'S, THEN HOME FOR DOPE AND BED |
spigot |
#frys-electronics #geo-metro #marijuana #porn #series #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,072 | 6/5/2004 | i should spigot: I SHOULD BOIL WATER TO MAKE TEA INSTEAD OF JUST CHOKING IT |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #choking #sfw #spigot-solo #tea #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,073 | 6/6/2004 | thank you confused pants: CHECK IT OUT I'M HARD
spigot: DOES THAT MEAN YOU CAN SMOKE DOPE IN EVERY ROOM
spigot: T DEUCE DOPE IS MARIJUANA OR "WEED"
deuce: I AM YOUR DOG
pants: T DEUCE ALSO MARY JANE OR CRANK OR CRACK
deuce: T SPIGOT THANK YOU (CONFUSED) |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #dog #drugs #marijuana #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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2,074 | 6/7/2004 | life is like pants: LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF OAGHOAHGLAHGLAHLAG
net: IT JUST SO HAPPENS I NEED A BOX OF AOGHOAHGOAHGOAHG |
net pants |
#forrest-gump #mousehole #net-pants #sfw #single-panel #woodring-room-background |
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2,075 | 6/8/2004 | concerned about the moustache injection deuce: FUCKERS
pants: CHOKING YOU
pants: WORKING AN ANGLE
pants: HOW TO GET TO THE DICK
spigot: I'M CONCERNED ABOUT THE MOUSTACHE INJECTION |
deuce pants spigot |
#angle #concerned #deuce-pants-spigot #dick #moustache #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,076 | 6/9/2004 | bless someone (not how you) deuce: I SNEEZED
pants: BLESS YOU
deuce: THAT'S NOT HOW YOU BLESS SOMEONE
pants: HOLD STILL |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #hold-still #huffy-pants #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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2,077 | 6/10/2004 | all dicks are pricks but not all pricks are dicks spigot: I REALLY LIKE PRICKS
deuce: TRUE DAT
pants: T SPIGOT WHAT ARE THESE THINGS YOU CALL "PRICKS"
spigot: ALL DICKS ARE PRICKS BUT NOT ALL PRICKS ARE DICKS
pants: COULD EVERYBODY SHOW ME THEIR FILE DESCRIPTORS
spigot: ALSO WHERE'S THE CAFETERIA |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #dicks #mousehole #pricks #unix #woodring-room-background |
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2,078 | 6/11/2004 | banana nut root pants: GIVE ME ROOT (OR A BANANA NUT BREAD)
spigot: NOT PARTICULAR HERE PEOPLE JUST AN EXTRA SQUIRT OF BUTTER SPRAY
spigot: ONE TWO THREE
spigot: YOU'RE GAY AND YOU'RE GAY AND YOU BACK THERE ARE ALSO GAY
spigot: HOW MANY STRANGE MEN CALLED YOU LAST NIGHT
spigot: WELL ZERO TIMES ANY OTHER NUMBER ALWAYS EQUALS FAGGOT
pants: WAIT I
pants: SPUTTER
pants: ALL RIGHT FINE JUST A SLICE OF THE ZUCCINI BREAD |
pants spigot |
#arithmetic #banana #huffy-pants #math #pants-spigot #root #unix #woodring-room-background |
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2,079 | 6/12/2004 | data, info spigot: CAN WE PLEASE EXCHANGE DATA, INFO RE: DICKLICKERY WAS RE: HOPING WE ALL MATURE 40+ LADIES LOOKING FOR SIMILAR SINGLES
spigot: ME: BEARDED WINDBREAKER
spigot: OKAY GANG: I JUST PLACED FRESH NEW LEMONY SOAP CAKES IN ALL THE URINALS AND ALL THE STALLS SO THERE'S REALLY NO EXCUSE |
spigot |
#bathroom-maintenance #bearded-windbreaker #data #dating #dicklickery #info #janitorial #mature #personal-ads #personals #spigot-solo #stall #urinal-cakes #urinal-soap-cakes #urinals #was-re #woah-thats-a-lot-of-tags #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,080 | 6/13/2004 | cave painting techniques atandt: I, CONVERTED INTO A SATELLITE
pants: I NAMED THE ORIGINAL ACT "CAVE PAINTING"
atandt: O ENDLESS VOID BALGABGBAG
pants: O COLD DARK NO-THING-NESS HLUAGHBLAGULHALGBAG
atandt: I MISS NEW JERSEY
pants: JEAN CHARLES THE CLAMPING FROG WON'T LET GO QUICKLY GET THE ANGRIER CLAMPIER FROG AND HURRY |
atandt pants |
#black-background #clamping #frog #jean-charles #new-jersey #sfw |
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2,081 | 6/14/2004 | white out pants: GAY MARRIAGE IN YOUR LIVING ROOMS !!! RUBBING INTO YOUR FACE INTO IT !!!! HOOO BOY WE'VE GOT BIG-- HEY WHERE DID THE WORLD GO
pants: HOLY CRAP
hanford: WOW
hanford: I'LL GO KICK THE BOX YOU STAY HERE AND THAT GODDAMN BONG STAYS IN YOUR LOCKER UNTIL WE'RE DONE
pants: OH SHIT DUDE CHECK IT OUT THEY CAN READ THIS |
hanford pants |
#bong #fourth-wall #gay-marriage #hanford-pants #white-background |
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2,082 | 6/15/2004 | white men spigot: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
pants: IT'S TOTALLY BEEN LIKE THIS SINCE YESTERDAY
pants: IT'S FREAKY THERE'S NOWHERE TO LEAN OR PISS
spigot: DO I HAVE TO WORK
pants: LET'S SEE WHAT'S ON OZONE'S TIVO BIP BOOP BOOP BOOP |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #piss #tivo #white-background |
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2,083 | 6/16/2004 | shooing you with a broom pants: YOU CAN'T SUCK DICK IN OR AROUND THE STORE
deuce: EVIDENTLY
pants: GET OUT (SHOOING YOU WITH A BROOM) |
deuce pants |
#broom #cocksucking #deuce-pants #dick #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #shoo #white-background |
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2,084 | 6/17/2004 | i ordered a burger not dick hurble duh and fries spigot: I ORDERED A BURGER NOT DICK
spigot: HURBLE DUH AND FRIES
: SPIGOT IS KICKED OFF CHANNEL #GAY_WITH_KISSES |
spigot |
#burger #dick #fries #irc #spigot-solo #white-background |
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2,085 | 6/18/2004 | stay on the phone with me spigot: I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL PUNCH MYSELF IN THE FACE UNTIL YOU LOVE ME
spigot: NOW YOU STAY ON THE PHONE WITH ME AND KEEP JERKING UNTIL YOU'RE GAY
spigot: MAYBE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN BY "SUCK THE DICK OR LOSE YOUR JOB" |
spigot |
#gay #jerking #phone-sex #spigot-solo #white-background |
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2,086 | 6/19/2004 | piss my face up spigot: HI
spigot: PISS MY FACE UP LIKE IT'S A GAY FIRE RAGING OUT OF THE CLOSET
spigot: OR DON'T
pants: NO EXIT |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #piss #sartre #white-background |
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2,087 | 6/20/2004 | plus you know dicks spigot: I THINK THAT I SHALL NEVER SEE
spigot: BALLS ETC. PUSHING INTO MY NOSE AND FACE (AND ASS AND LEGS) |
spigot |
#poetry #spigot-solo #white-background |
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2,088 | 6/21/2004 | with my face and nose spigot: MORE TOKENS FOR THE GAY VIDEO BOOTHS PLEASE
atandt: DO I KNOW YOU
spigot: SIR
deuce: HOLY HELL NOT AGAIN WITH MY FACE AND NOSE
spigot: PLEASE HURRY UP AND SPURT BEFORE MY PARENTS GET HOME
deuce: EITHER ONE OF YOU |
atandt deuce spigot |
#atandt-deuce-spigot #fighting-irish-pose #gay #sir #spurt #white-background |
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2,089 | 6/22/2004 | movie night with the boys pants: CONSTRUCTION CREW LESBOS 04
deuce: F
pants: K-RAZY DYKES OF DISCIPLINE
deuce: F
pants: EXTREME FEETTWARE ?!? GOTH LESBIAN PEEPSHOWS /?!?!??! GRAMMA'S SEXY TOYS ??? @Y(Q*^ ?!?!?}}}}}} NO CARRIER
deuce: F F F |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #dykes #foot-fetish #goth #grandma #lesbian #modem #no-carrier #porn #repetition #typo #white-background |
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2,090 | 6/23/2004 | was that you deuce: I MUST MASTURBATE THREE TIMES DAILY (DOCTOR'S ORDERS)
pants: WAS THAT YOU OUTSIDE MY WINDOW(S) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #doctors-orders #masturbation #thrice-daily #voyeurism #white-background |
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2,091 | 6/24/2004 | extreme duck duck goose spigot: OH MY DEAR LORD
spigot: GOOSE
spigot: KBJS:LIGU: WO(*&%:BQ)(
spigot: HOO YOU'RE GONNA GET ME
spigot: BHRLGULAEHLFHO$%B(:Q
spigot: CHASING
spigot: BHALHBLAHBLAHLGEBLGUH OW BONK DONK DUH HURMPH URMPH OW OK ALL RIGHTIE
spigot: I'D LIKE TO GO HOME |
spigot |
#banging-on-keyboard #duck-duck-goose #goose #physical-comedy #sfw #spigot-solo #white-background |
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2,092 | 6/25/2004 | b to the u to the h deuce: BUH
pants: BUH?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?
pants: SETTLE DOWN MISTER
deuce: NO |
deuce pants |
#buh #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #masturbation #white-background |
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2,093 | 6/26/2004 | a, b, c, d: all dicks spigot: DICKS ARE TO BALLS AS JERKCITY IS TO:
spigot: (A) BALLS
spigot: (B) BALLS
spigot: (C) BALLS
spigot: (D) BALLS
pants: I'M STARTING TO THINK THAT I'M NOT TAKING THE S.A.T. |
pants spigot |
#balls #multiple-choice #pants-spigot #white-background |
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2,094 | 6/27/2004 | your life story atandt: I ASKED FOR A BLOWJOB NOT YOUR LIFE STORY
deuce: BUT I WAS TRYING TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION WITH AN ANECDOTE |
atandt deuce |
#anecdote #atandt-deuce #blowjob #white-background |
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2,095 | 6/28/2004 | a crown of thorns on -his- wang pants: HOHLGAH LAUGLUAGH THE SON OF GOD IS A FAG AND LIKES IT UALGHALUH LAHHAL HALGAG ALL HOLY AND ERECT HALGHALG HLHGALH GLAGLAG EVEN A CROWN OF THORNS HERE HLUAHGL UAHHGLAHGLAHGLAHGL AGLHALUGHLAG JESUS IS COMING
deuce: GOD ALMIGHTY
pants: I HAVE SUCKED HIM OFF TO DEATH
pants: HELP ME PUT HIM ON THIS CROSS (WE'LL BLAME THE JEWS)
deuce: BLAGHLUBAGLBAG |
deuce pants |
#cocksucking #deuce-pants #jesus #jews #religion #white-background |
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2,096 | 6/29/2004 | fuck this stupid country spigot: FUCK THIS STUPID COUNTRY
spigot: HOW ABOUT LEGALIZING DOPE AND USING THE PROCEEDS TO BUILD A SOLID GOLD ATOMIC BOMB |
spigot |
#marijuana #nuclear-weapons #spigot-solo #white-background |
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2,097 | 6/30/2004 | like a man spigot: FUCK YOU
spigot: I WAS A HUSTLER HONEY IN 83 AND ALSO A OUI TART (1982)
spigot: PLEASE PRONOUNCE MY NAME LIKE A MAN |
spigot |
#hustler #oui #porn #white-background |
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2,098 | 7/1/2004 | talking in public the whole time pants: T DEUCE I CAN'T WAIT TO GET HOME AND GET HIGH !!!
deuce: T PANTS I CAN'T WAIT TO SUCK YOUR DICK !!!!
deuce: WHOA WAS THAT PUBLIC
pants: T DEUCE AND I CAN'T WAIT TO YES IT WAS
pants: OH MY GOD
deuce: FOR CHRIST'S SAKE WE'VE BEEN TALKING IN PUBLIC THIS WHOLE TIME |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dick #drunk-deuce #fellatio #fourth-wall #marijuana #privacy #white-background |
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2,099 | 7/2/2004 | or what spigot: THE EIGHTIES WAS DEFINITELY THE BEST DECADE FOR PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING
deuce: EARLY OR LATE OR WHAT |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #sfw #white-background #wrestling |
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2,100 | 7/3/2004 | for breakfast this morning spigot: I HAD PORN CATALOGUES FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING!!!!!
spigot: NO
spigot: PINK CANTALOPE |
spigot |
#breakfast #porn #spigot-solo #typo #white-background |
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2,101 | 7/4/2004 | near and far spigot: T PANTS I'M SORRY I WAS STANDING ON THE HOSE THAT KEPT JERKCITY UP AND RUNNING
spigot: I WILL THEREFORE BE RETURNING YOUR TICKETS TO CATS AND YOUR "AMATEUR LOADS OF FUN VOLUME 4" TAPE
spigot: ARCING URINE NEAR AND FAR |
spigot |
#arcing #behind-the-scenes #camptown-races #cats #far-pointer #hose #near-pointer #spigot-solo #tapes #urine #vhs #white-background |
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2,102 | 7/5/2004 | ten dollar words spigot: ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION GUIDELINES
pants: STOP USING TEN DOLLAR WORDS AND BE GAY WITH ME
spigot: NEED $3 IN QUARTERS |
pants spigot |
#be-gay-with-me #erectile-dysfunction #gay #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #quarters #ten-dollar-words #white-background |
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2,103 | 7/6/2004 | completely boring spigot: FOLKS IS THERE ANYTHING AT ALL AT DISNEYLAND THAT ISN'T COMPLETELY BORING
bung: THE BATHROOM OVER BY BEAR COUNTRY JAMBOREE |
bung spigot |
#bathroom #bung-spigot #disney #disneyland #folks #white-background |
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2,104 | 7/7/2004 | my sweater in the toilet spigot: JERKICTY IS SHAREWARE PEOPLE
spigot: LET'S ALL SHOW OUR SUPPORT BY SENDING ME $5.00
spigot: WHO KEEPS PUTTING MY FUCKING SWEATER IN THE TOILET |
spigot |
#lowercase #shareware #spigot-solo #sweater-of-spigot #toilet #unregistered-copy |
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2,105 | 7/8/2004 | the problem with hookers spigot: T PANTS I NEED TO HIDE^H^H^H^H STAY AT YOUR HOUSE
pants: T SPIGOT I'M NOT WEARING A SHIRT AND I TEND TO EAT BURRITOS IN MY SLEEP |
pants spigot |
#backspace-control-character #burritos #eating-burritos-without-a-shirt #pants-spigot #shirtless #single-panel #white-background |
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2,106 | 7/9/2004 | against the world deuce: DICKS
deuce: (SERIOUSLY)
deuce: LOOKS LIKE IT'S JUST ME AND YOU AGAINST THE WORLD
pants: NO JUST YOU I'M BUSY SLURP SLOBBER DUH |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicklicking #dicks #drunk-deuce #white-background |
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2,107 | 7/10/2004 | system halted deuce: FOR CHRIST'S SAKE HELP MY BALLS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deuce: THEY'RE DROWNING OR SOMETHING
pants: LOWERING THEM A ROPE
pants: OKAY THIS IS SOME KIND OF TRAP
pants: AND THE BALLS DIDN'T NEED ANY HELP
pants: OH DEAR
pants: I HATE YOU
deuce: T PANTS CAUGHT YOU FUCKER
pants: SYSTEM HALTED |
deuce pants |
#balls #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #error #filler-panel #trap #unix #white-background |
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2,108 | 7/11/2004 | already here atandt: IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU COME BACK
pants: I'M A VERY BEAUTIFUL YOUNG MAN |
atandt pants |
#sfw #white-background |
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2,109 | 7/12/2004 | james woods deuce: JAMES WOODS CLEARLY STRAINS TOO MUCH ON THE POT
pants: TOO MANY OLIVER STONE MOVIES, NOT ENOUGH GREENS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #james-woods #marijuana #oliver-stone #poo #sfw #white-background |
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2,110 | 7/13/2004 | all the orcs and shit atandt: OK NOW GANDALF IS BLOWING A MOTH
deuce: DUDE THAT'S EDWARD SCISSORHANDS YOU'RE WATCHING NOT LORD OF THE RINGS
atandt: THEN WHAT'S WITH ALL THE ORCS AND SHIT
deuce: UH THE DIRECTOR'S CUT |
atandt deuce |
#edward-scissorhands #lord-of-the-rings #movies #orcs #white-background |
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2,111 | 7/14/2004 | not a real version number pants: T DEUCE WHAT DO YOU PROGRAM HTML IN
deuce: HTML IS INCREDIBLY COMPLICATED AND QUITE FRANKLY TOO HARD FOR A POOR LITTLE WEB CODER LIKE ME
pants: ALSO IS FAG-POINT-OH A REAL VERSION NUMBER
deuce: I'M A WEB PROFESSIONAL SLASH GAS METER READER |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #fag #gas #html #white-background |
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2,112 | 7/15/2004 | a real american patriot deuce: WE SHOULD PERFORM MOUTH TO MOUTH (NOT TO RESUSCITATE BUT TO PUNISH) |
deuce |
#bonequest-hd #deuce-solo #mouth #sfw #white-background |
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2,113 | 7/16/2004 | the drill deuce: DADDY IS THAT YOU
pants: YES IT IS
deuce: I CAN'T SEE YOU WITH THE BAG PULLED OVER MY HEAD AND TIGHTENED AROUND MY NECK
pants: YOU KNOW THE DRILL |
deuce pants |
#rape #white-background |
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2,114 | 7/17/2004 | fat gay stoned spigot: CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE FOR ONCE LIKE MY FAT GAY STONED COCKSUCKING FACE
deuce: HUHHHHHHHH
spigot: I'M GOING TO PRETEND THAT WAS HONEST, GENUINE LAUGHTER |
deuce spigot |
#cocksucking #comedy #deuce-spigot #failed-comedy #fat #gay #marijuana #white-background |
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2,115 | 7/18/2004 | man ass deuce: YOUR PROBLEM IS THAT YOU OVERVALUE DICK WHILE NOT CONSIDERING THE IMPORTANT EFFECT OF MAN'S ASS
deuce: MANASS IF YOU WILL
pants: GROSS DISGUSTING HAIRY POCK-MARKED UNDERTANNED MAN ASS
deuce: RIGHT JUST NORMAL MAN ASS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #manass #white-background |
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2,116 | 7/19/2004 | casino toilet spigot: I THINK ANY ONE OF US COULD HAVE MOLESTED AND STRANGLED A 7-YEAR-OLD BLACK GIRL IN A CASINO TOILET SO DON'T BE JUDGING ME YOUR "HONOR" |
spigot |
#casino #court #jeremy-strohmeyer #sherrice-iverson #spigot-solo #toilet #violence #white-background |
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2,117 | 7/20/2004 | one ping only please pants: KISS THE TIP
deuce: ONE PING ONLY VASILLI
pants: COMMANDER?
deuce: ONE PING ONLY PLEASE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #hunt-for-red-october #naval #october #one-ping-only #ping #sonar #submarine #white-background |
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2,118 | 7/21/2004 | oh man july just fucking goes on and on like some unstoppable month pants: IF I COULD JUST PLEASE HAVE YOUR ATTENTION FOR ONE MINUTE PLEASE I HAVE SOME ANNOUNCEMENTS TO MAKE
pants: DEUCE, INFANTRY, FIRST DIVISION, SHIP OUT AT 04:00
pants: THAT IS ALL |
deuce pants |
#announcement #army #deuce-pants #july #white-background |
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2,119 | 7/22/2004 | move america backward pants: GIVE VICTORY A RIMJOB
pants: WHY DOES SPIDER-MAN HATE AMERICA
pants: BRING THE WAR BACK HOME
pants: MY KINGDOM FOR A TICKLESS CLOCK
pants: EVER MINDFUL
pants: PREGNANT PAUSE
pants: PEACE THROUGH REACH AROUNDS
pants: ERECT, ENGORGED AND MORE OR LESS NOT LIMP |
pants |
#funloving-nonsense #pants-solo #rimjob #spider-man #white-background |
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2,120 | 7/23/2004 | my arms or legs pants: I CAN'T FEEL MY ARMS OR LEGS |
pants |
#sfw #white-background |
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2,121 | 7/24/2004 | that was hanford: BHLEUBH$LBH(%*)
hanford: I SAY AGAIN @$ISFMN$
hanford: HOO
spigot: THAT WAS INAPPROPRIATE |
hanford spigot |
#coffee #hanford-spigot #sfw #white-background |
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2,122 | 7/25/2004 | something else indeed spigot: THE PIG SAYS MOO
spigot: NO WAIT
spigot: THE PIG SAYS SOMETHING ELSE |
spigot |
#see-n-say #sfw #spigot-solo #white-background |
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2,123 | 7/26/2004 | as a beached whale spigot: STOP REFERRING TO ME AS A BEACHED WHALE NAMED B.J. |
spigot |
#spigot-solo #whale #white-background |
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2,124 | 7/27/2004 | with each gulp of booze spigot: HEY DICKS (THAT'S WHAT I SHOUT)
spigot: HEY DICKS (I'M DRUNK)
spigot: WITH EACH GULP OF BOOZE I CARE LESS AND LESS ABOUT JERKCITY'S BOOTDISKS |
spigot |
#alcohol #bonequest-hi-fi #bootdisks #computers #dicks #meta #spigot-solo #white-background |
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2,125 | 7/28/2004 | thursday after noon ozone: MOTHER OF DICK
ozone: COCKS
deuce: I DON'T THINK YOU TAKE MY BALLS SERIOUSLY
ozone: PERHAPS IT'S NOT YOUR BALLS I'M AFTER
deuce: HOLY |
deuce ozone |
#balls #cocks #deuce-ozone #thursday #white-background |
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2,126 | 7/29/2004 | into the phone book spigot: POKING MY PRICK INTO THE PHONE BOOK AND HUMPING THE ENTIRE BAY AREA |
spigot |
#bay-area #phone-book #prick #spigot-solo #white-background |
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2,127 | 7/30/2004 | something horrible spigot: .EX
spigot: .345TEX
spigot: E-BAY
pants: GO EBAY
deuce: I CAN'T SAVE THIS TEXT FILE I JUST WROTE
spigot: GO E-BAY
spigot: URLS |
deuce spigot |
#compuserve #computer #deuce-spigot #ebay #internet #sfw #urls #white-background |
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2,128 | 7/31/2004 | what passes for debate in this country deuce: DO YOU THINK WE'LL EVER LIVE IN PEACE WITH THE MARTIANS
pants: BETTER DEAD THAN RED |
deuce pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #communism #deuce-pants #mars #science-fiction #sfw #white-background |
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2,129 | 8/1/2004 | back to taiwan with you pants: BE GAY WITH ME
deuce: I WILL SIMPLY **NOT** PUT UP WITH THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOR
pants: YOU PROMISED OVERTIME, EXTRA CHOCOLATE
deuce: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LICK OR IT'S BACK TO TAIWAN WITH YOU
pants: I WANT AN EXTRA MINT ON MY PILLOW |
deuce pants |
#be-gay-with-me #chocolate #deuce-pants #hotel #huffy-pants #mint #taiwan #white-background |
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2,130 | 8/2/2004 | off the air deuce: WE'VE GOT TONE AND BARS
pants: HOOOOOOOOOO COUGH COUGH COUGH OOOOOOOOOOOO |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #sfw #white-background |
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2,131 | 8/3/2004 | the man likes mice deuce: GRILLED MICE ON TOAST
pants: I LIKE MICE
pants: ALSO: BUNNIES
pants: AND GUINEA PIGS
pants: AND YOU |
deuce pants |
#bunny #deuce-pants #guinea-pig #low-res #sfw #white-background #william-buckland |
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2,132 | 8/4/2004 | play oasis tracks spigot: IF YOU CAN POSSIBLY BL@(B$*}}}}}}}}
pants: LINE NOISE CAPTAIN
pants: WHAT SHOULD WE DO
spigot: DUNK ME IN GLITTER AND BATTER MY BALLS AND CARPOOL ME TO THE EIGHTIES MASHUP |
pants spigot |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants #dunking #glitter #line-noise #oasis #pants-spigot #white-background |
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2,133 | 8/5/2004 | hang me up to dry spigot: WATCHING A BUNCH OF DONGS CRAP OUT AROUND PAGE 4
spigot: HURF HUH CAN NO LONGER REMEMBER WHAT'S HAPPENING
spigot: MUST FIND LYCOS AND LEARN ABOUT IRC |
spigot |
#dong #irc #lycos #spigot-solo #white-background |
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2,134 | 8/6/2004 | heaven, almost, but then denied deuce: CAN I GO TO HEAVEN NOW
pants: ALMOST
deuce: ABOUT HALFWAY UP OR WHAT DO YOU THINK
pants: JUST PLEASE STOP SQUIRMING |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #heaven |
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2,135 | 8/7/2004 | when the end comes it might be messy pants: THE END WON'T BE MESSY
pants: IT WILL BE LONG AND UNCOMFORTABLE
pants: WELCOME TO THE GIGGLEWEEDS (AND THAT'S ODD BECAUSE THE LAST TIME YOU VISITED THERE WAS NO SIGNPOST) |
pants |
#giggleweeds #pants-solo #sfw #white-background |
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2,136 | 8/8/2004 | gone fishing pants: HAVING MISTAKEN ALL AROUND HIM FOR A COFFEE SHOP HE TRIES TO ORDER THE BIGGEST FAGGIEST PINKEST DRINK POSSIBLE AND SUCCEEDS BEYOND HIS WILDEST DREAMS |
pants |
#coffee #pants-solo #starbucks #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,137 | 9/5/2004 | g---- and more g---- pants: I WOKE UP TODAY AND IT WAS LIKE THIS
atandt: THIS IS NOT A GOOD THING
pants: SHOULD WE INVOLVE FEMA, OSHA, PETA, HOMELAND SECURITY, LINUS, THEO, U.S. REPRESENTATIVE EDWARD L. SCHROCK OF VIRGINIA, SPIGOT THE BEAR
spigot: LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS
pants: NOW WHAT DO WE DO
atandt: 9/11 (NEVER FORGET) |
atandt pants spigot |
#9-11 #atandt-pants-spigot #green-background #linus-torvalds #politics #sfw #spigot-the-bear #theo #title-mismatch |
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2,138 | 9/6/2004 | y----- and more y----- deuce: TOMORROW MARKS THE BEGINNING OF A NEW ERA
spigot: BE GAY WITH BE ABOVE OVER AND ACROSS MY BALLS FACE AND HEAD AND REPEAT MY INSTRUCTIONS BACK TO ME
deuce: THE ERA IN WHICH I CAN WORK ON UH
hanford: CUT
deuce: T SPIGOT ACROSS AND OVER AND TOWARD AND HONK AND WAIT I GOT CONFUSED LET'S START OVER
hanford: JUST PRETEND THE BACKGROUND ISN'T URINE YELLOW AND TRY AGAIN |
deuce hanford spigot |
#balls #be-gay-with-me #deja-vu #deuce-hanford-spigot #honk #title-mismatch #uncredited-character #urine #yellow-background |
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2,139 | 9/7/2004 | yes i swapped caps lock with control just deal with it pants: CHECK IT OUT I'M SOMEWHERE ELSE NOW
pants: CAN WE PLEASE JUST GET ON WITH THE SHOW
pants: T SPIGOT I'M HOLDING A PISS SWEEPSTAKES (CLICK HERE TO ENTER AND WIN)
spigot: T PANTS OKAY I BETTER NOT GET RIPPED OFF AGAIN |
pants spigot |
#caps-lock #pants-spigot #photo-background #piss |
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2,140 | 9/8/2004 | just overcast or is he covering for god hanford: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
pants: I THINK IT'S JUST OVERCAST
hanford: I THINK THE BULB BURNT OUT
pants: YOU SAY THE FOG WILL BURN OFF ?????????????? OR THE FAG WILL WEAR OFF ?!?!? I AM INCREASING MY KEY REPEAT RATE
hanford: SHUT UP
pants: GRIND IT AS YOU NEED IT NOT ALL AT ONCE BECAUSE THE GRINDER IS ENTERTAINING TO OPERATE (WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT AGAIN) |
hanford pants |
#coffee #grey-background #grinder #marijuana |
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2,141 | 9/9/2004 | why we do not bother talking them down atandt: ATDT (BIG) FAT-FACE
pants: RING RING RING
atandt: COME ON
pants: RING CLICK BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
atandt: CONNECT 1200
pants: HOW BROWN IS YOUR BUNNY}}}}}}}}}}}}} NO CARRIER |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #atdt #bunny #fat #modem #no-carrier #red-background #sfw |
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2,142 | 9/10/2004 | rarely or never (still working out the bitrot) spigot: I KNOW HOW TO HOOK MY VCR UP TO MY MAC AND YANK MY DICK TO PORNOS
spigot: IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN
spigot: IN A 640X480 WINDOW
spigot: MILLIONS OF COLORS
spigot: T LADY I CAN REWIND JUST BY HITTING CMD-R
spigot: SO YOU'RE NOT DONE SUCKING DICK UNTIL I SAY SO
spigot: AND I RARELY OR NEVER SAY SO
(spigot): JUST GET OUT |
spigot |
#badly-pasted-title #macintosh #porn #spigot-solo #whisper #woodring-room-background |
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2,143 | 9/11/2004 | jerkcity is the place for me pants: SHIT MAN MAYBE AFTER I'VE HAD MY COFFEE THEN WE CAN START TALKING ABOUT THE
pants: OH SHIT WE'RE TOTALLY LIVE !!! COUGH COUGH COUGH DUDE
pants: JEAN-CHARLES HOW COULD YOU MISTAKE THE SCREAM FOR A RESTAURANT MENU !!! YOU MUST RETURN THE PAINTING AT ONCE BEFORE ANYBODY NOTICES
deuce: %RANDOM |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #jean-charles #marijuana #the-scream #white-background |
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2,144 | 9/12/2004 | jock jams spigot: CONCERNED ABOUT THE GAS STATION OFFERING CASSETTES ENTITLED JOCK JAMS
pants: WHICH GAS STATION
pants: I MEAN THAT'S HORRIBLE |
pants spigot |
#concerned #fag-trap #gas #jock-jams #pants-spigot #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,145 | 9/13/2004 | feed him feed him feed him feed him feed him feed him deuce: I'M HUNGRY
deuce: FORTUNATELY I HAVE OODLES OF NOODLY COCK ALL AROUND ME
deuce: SURROUNDING ME, CLOSING IN |
deuce |
#deja-vu #deuce-solo #not-redacted #oodles #woodring-field-background |
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2,146 | 9/14/2004 | oh what a feeling indeed pants: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW MY EYE NOW I'M MORE THAN HALF BLIND
pants: I SHOULD HAVE NEVER SASSED THAT COCK
pants: BUT OH WHAT A FEELING |
pants |
#blindness #cock #cock-sassing #coy-pants #huffy-pants #pants-implying-that-he-has-two-eyes #pants-solo #sass #sauce #woodring-field-background |
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2,147 | 9/15/2004 | two strong arms spigot: AT THIS TIME I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR WASTING THE INTERNET
deuce: LET'S GET TO THE LOVIN'
spigot: STILL: EVERY BIT COUNTS!!!!! OR BYTE!!!!!!!!!! OR NIBBLE!!!!!!!!!
spigot: AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT FOLKS
pants: ARE YOU DEPRESSED ??????????? SHOULD I BLOAD PEOPLE PONG FOR YOU |
deuce pants spigot |
#amirite #apologies #apple-ii #deuce-pants-spigot #folks #internet #mousehole #pants-spigot #sfw #spigot-points #units-of-information #woodring-room-background |
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2,148 | 9/16/2004 | to you live from the 53rd state spigot: HOW ABOUT SEDUCING THEM.......... WITH A FUCKING ATM CARD
deuce: OR A ROPE AND A GAG
deuce: OR A FIST AND A CLUB
deuce: THERE ARE SO MANY COMBINATIONS |
deuce spigot |
#atm-card #bondage #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #earthrise-background #rapekit #starbucks |
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2,149 | 9/17/2004 | check out the fuzzy earth all fuzzy and shit spigot: HHHHHHHOOOAAARK OKAY THEN
spigot: URMPH HURMPH JESUS AND JOSEPH
spigot: SON OF A
pants: COCKS |
pants spigot |
#cocks #earthrise-background #jesus #pants-spigot |
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2,150 | 9/18/2004 | give us your tired your poor pants: YOU POOR MISPLACED DONGS (HUDDLED MASSES)
deuce: I HATE AMERICA
pants: INTEL INSIDE !!!!!!!!!!!! SERIOUSLY HAVE A LOOK-SEE
deuce: CROWDING, PUSHING
pants: DUCKING, SHOVING |
deuce pants |
#america #deuce-pants #huddled-masses #intel #mousehole #physical-comedy #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background |
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2,151 | 9/19/2004 | shut up about the juice already will yas pants: NOW YOU GOT THE JUICE
spigot: T PANTS I WOULD RATHER MAKE AN EFFORT TO DO WITHOUT THE JUICE PLEASE |
pants spigot |
#bonequest-hd #deja-vu #juice #pants-spigot #sfw #the-juice #woodring-field-background |
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2,152 | 9/20/2004 | great news everybody spigot: GREAT NEWS EVERYONE!!!!!!!!
spigot: I'M A METROTHEXUAL
spigot: A METRO.....
spigot: THTHTH THTHTHTH
spigot: (SPITTING, SPLUTTERING)
spigot: THTHTH THTTTHH THHHTHHT
spigot: (MINCING, PRANCING)
spigot: THTH THTHT TTHHTHTH
spigot: .....THEXUAL!!!!!!!
spigot: WITH A FAUXHAWK
spigot: A FAUXHAWKING STUPID HAIRCUT |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #diss #gay #haircut #metrosexual #mock-lisp #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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2,153 | 9/21/2004 | kind of dirty deuce: GOD'S TELLING ME TO SPANK IT AGAIN
deuce: DO I DEFY THE WILL OF GOD OR NO
pants: DID HE SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ME (AND MY DRESS)
deuce: I DON'T KNOW
deuce: I WASN'T REALLY PAYING ATTENTION TO HIM ANYWAY
deuce: HE TALKS ALL FUNNY
deuce: KIND OF DIRTY |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #god #masturbation #religion #woodring-room-background |
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2,154 | 9/22/2004 | julia child has a posse pants: AND THAT'S WHY I WON'T EAT JULIA CHILD'S PUSSY
deuce: LIKE SHE HAS ONE
deuce: FFFFFFF
spigot: F-FACIAL RECOGNITION???????? |
deuce pants spigot |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants-spigot #diss #julia-child #posse #pussy #woodring-field-background |
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2,155 | 9/23/2004 | dick for me pants: WATCH ME JERK OFF FOR CHARITY
deuce: WHICH ONE
pants: UH
pants: "DICK FOR ME" |
deuce pants |
#charity #deuce-pants #dick-for-me #dicks #masturbation #woodring-field-background |
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2,156 | 9/24/2004 | one hot faggot deuce: I AM ONE HOT FAGGOT
spigot: YOU'RE TELLING ME OW OW |
deuce spigot |
#burns #deuce-spigot #faggot #gay #heat #hot #physical-comedy #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,157 | 9/25/2004 | extra hour spigot: I'M AMPLE ANNIE
deuce: ORAL ANNIE I WAS HOPING
pants: TOMORROW
pants: TOMORROW
pants: I'LL LOVE YA TOMORROW HUUHHHHHHHHHHH SEVERE BEATINGS
spigot: THAT MEANS MY DOG AND YOUR CAT HAVE TO HIDE IN THE BOXES FOR AN EXTRA HOUR |
deuce pants spigot |
#annie #beating #cat #deuce-pants-spigot #dog #porn-name #singing #violence #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,158 | 9/26/2004 | city folk pants: T SPIGOT CAN I GRAB YOUR HEAD AND JUST SHAKE IT AROUND
pants: YOU CITY FOLK ARE ALL THE SAME
pants: NUGGGGGGGGGGGGH ANAL
spigot: WHO WANTS MUFFINS |
pants spigot |
#anal #deuce-spigot #huffy-pants #muffins #nuggh #pants-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,159 | 9/27/2004 | for ever spigot: HELLO TO THE FUCKING IDIOT PARADE OF COLLEGE STUDENTS !!! WHAT AN EXCITING TIME IN YOUR LIVES TO BE ON THE BRINK OF A NEW CAREER LICKING MY DICK FOREVER
spigot: FOREVER
spigot: FOREVER |
spigot |
#bonequest-hd #college #dicklicking #forever #kc-green #lick-dick-forever #parade #repetition #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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2,160 | 9/28/2004 | oh god now what pants: KNEEPADS: CHECK
pants: RUNNING SHOES: CHECK
pants: GOGGLES: CHECK |
pants |
#kneepads #mmm-yeah-oooh-boy #pants-solo #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,161 | 9/29/2004 | all i wanted was my bra back deuce: HEY LOOK AT ME I FELL DOWN AND NOW I'M BEING RAPED
deuce: ALL I WANTED WAS MY BRA BACK
deuce: MAN YOU WHITE PEOPLE SUCK
spigot: HE'S HURTING ME WITH MY OWN PEPPER SPRAY HOLY GOD THE IRONY |
deuce spigot |
#bra #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #holy-god #rape #white-people #woodring-field-background |
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2,162 | 9/30/2004 | very angry ham sandwich pants: I'M FAMOUS FOR EATING EVERYTHING IN SIGHT
pants: A VERY ANGRY HAM SANDWICH
pants: ASKING BENDIS TO DRAW THE JERKCITY GRAPHIC NOVEL
pants: DO NOT EAT THE GRASS
pants: BREAKING THE PROSTITUTE'S NOSE
pants: GOOGLY EYES ON DOGSHIT
pants: PROUD TO BE THE CHRIS PENN OF WEB COMICS
pants: HIDING UNDERNEATH THE PORCH WAITING FOR FOOD TO COME ALONG |
pants |
#dogshit #googly-eyes #pants-solo #prostitute #webcomic #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,163 | 10/1/2004 | gay cow spigot: I'M A GAY COW MMMMOOOOOOOOO URF HOMPH
spigot: I BELONG IN A FAIRY DAIRY
spigot: SOMEBODY MILK ME PEOPLE
spigot: I'M UDDERLY QUEER
spigot: HOW FAT ALL THE BLOGGERS AND SUICIDE GIRLS ARE |
spigot |
#fatness #gay #mousehole #spigot-solo #suicide-girls #woodring-room-background |
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2,164 | 10/2/2004 | throw me a donut deuce: HELLO
deuce: PAY ATTENTION TO ME
deuce: I KNOW I'M REALLY FAT AND EVERYTHING BUT THE LEAST YOU GUYS COULD DO IS THROW ME A DONUT |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #donut #drunk-deuce #fatness #mousehole #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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2,165 | 10/3/2004 | control rod: a gay fable deuce: I AM CHIEFLY COMPOSED OF ADAMANTIUM
atandt: T DEUCE I'M MADE OF BORON
deuce: T ATANDT AWESOME THAT MEANS YOU'RE A LIGHT ELEMENT SO I CAN FUCK YOU
atandt: T DEUCE SHOW ME YOUR CONTROL ROD
:: EXPOSES HIMSELF |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #caption #censored #drunk-deuce #elements #somber-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,166 | 10/4/2004 | self hating fag spigot: CORPORATIONS BOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAY MARRIAGE YAY
pants: I'M A SELF-HATING FAG IN THAT I LISTEN TO MICHAEL SAVAGE AND READ PLAYBOY FOR THE ARTICLES |
deuce pants |
#gay-marriage #michael-savage #pants-spigot #playboy #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,167 | 10/5/2004 | dicks wearing fake beards deuce: ENUMERATE THE DICKS
pants: THEY WON'T HOLD STILL!!! THEY HOP FROM THE END OF THE LINE TO THE START AND WEAR FAKE BEARDS AND I COUNT THEM TWICE
deuce: YOU NEED SOME SORT OF IBUTTON 1-WIRE SOLUTION
pants: OR A HEAVY MALLET
pants: I DRAW HAPPY FACES ON THEM BUT EVENTUALLY THEY RUB IT OFF AND A FEW HOURS LATER THEY'RE ALL HI I'M A TOTALLY DIFFERENT DICK
deuce: HOLD ON A SECOND I'M BLOGGING ABOUT MY IPOD |
deuce pants |
#1-wire #blog #deuce-pants #dicks #drunk-deuce #electrical-engineering #ibutton #ipod #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,168 | 10/6/2004 | fun and profit dick: BONE ME UP FOR FUN AND PROFIT
dick: OR YOU
dick: EITHER WAY
dick: JUST DIG IN, SPORT
deuce: COCKS |
deuce dick |
#cocks #deuce-dick #drunk-deuce #mousehole #profit #woodring-room-background |
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2,169 | 10/7/2004 | when then ozone: MAESTRO 113% /USR/AMANDA/JT -U 7 SC0D6L0
ozone: SC0D6L0: UNLOADED CARTRIDGE TO SLOT 7
ozone: MAESTRO 114% /USR/AMANDA/JT -M 8 SC0D6L0
ozone: SC0D6L0: LOADED CARTRIDGE FROM SLOT 8
ozone: REWINDING
pants: NOW WE CAN GET HIGH |
ozone pants |
#amanda #cartridge #deja-vu #drugs #loading #maestro #mousehole #ozone-pants #sc0d6l0 #unix #usr #woodring-room-background |
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2,170 | 10/8/2004 | hello dad deuce: YOU GAVE ME THE CLAP
effigy: THAT WAS YOUR MOTHER |
deuce effigy |
#badly-pasted-title #deuce-effigy #gonorrhea #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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2,171 | 10/9/2004 | having a hard time spigot: HOBLBOLHB LHABAB HLAHBLHELAHBA
spigot: LOOKS LIKE THE VIDEO STORE FUCKED UP AGAIN
spigot: HAVING A HARD TIME JERKING TO SCHINDLER'S LIST |
spigot |
#jews #movies #schindlers-list #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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2,172 | 10/10/2004 | alone in the toilet spigot: WELL HERE I AM ALONE IN THE TOILET
spigot: THAT SURE IS A BIG HOLE IN THE WALL
spigot: WHAT THE
spigot: SOMEONE JUST PUSHED THEIR FAT PURPLE WANG THROUGH THE OPENING
spigot: TO BE CONTINUED |
spigot |
#cliffhanger #dicks #glory-hole #spigot-solo #toilet #wangs #woodring-field-background |
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2,173 | 10/11/2004 | spots deuce: I AM SO GAY I SEE SPOTS
bung: WHAT COLOR (TESTING FOR GAYNESS)
deuce: SOME KIND OF PINK OR FUCHSIA
bung: YOU'VE GOT GAY |
bung deuce |
#angry-panel #bung-deuce #deja-vu #diagnosis #gay #pink #plant #spots #woodring-field-background |
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2,174 | 10/12/2004 | cocks and socks spigot: JESSICA SIMPSON SINGS LIKE SHE'S GOT COCKS ****AND***** SOCKS IN HER MOUTH
pants: DROWN ALL SINGLE MOMS |
pants spigot |
#cocks #pants-spigot #single-moms #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,175 | 10/13/2004 | dark under here spigot: WHAT DOES DUH STAND FOR
deuce: IT STANDS FOR GHLAGLHAGLHAGLHAGLHAGLHAGLH
spigot: YOU KNOW, IT REALLY REALLY DOES |
deuce spigot |
#acronym #deuce-spigot #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,176 | 10/14/2004 | from both sides deuce: OH MY JESUS FROM BOTH SIDES
deuce: OH THOSE AREN'T DICKS
deuce: OH MY GOD THEY ARE |
deuce |
#afraid-deuce #deuce-solo #dicks #drunk-deuce #jesus #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,177 | 10/15/2004 | baked potato spigot: PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR.......... SPIGOT!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: I HOPE YOU BROUGHT A BAKED POTATO FOR EVERYBODY
spigot: UH
spigot: THESE PORN TAPES?????
pants: YAY |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #porn |
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2,178 | 10/15/2004 | say what pants: THE MEN'S ROOM |
pants |
#pants-solo #sfw #urinal-background |
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2,179 | 10/16/2004 | much too much too close to the fence pants: I LIKE TO LICK THE DUST MITES RIGHT OFF THE WALL AND INTRODUCE THEM INTO MY SYSTEM IMMEDIATELY
pants: SCROLLING THROUGH THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF PICTURES OF DICKS
pants: LET'S GET GAY MARRIED HERE AND NOW BEFORE BZZZZZZZZZZZT TOO CLOSE TO THE FENCE |
pants |
#dicks #dust-mites #gay #pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,180 | 10/17/2004 | quick turn to channel dick spigot: QUICK TURN TO CHANNEL DICK
deuce: NO SUCH CHANNEL
spigot: DID I SAY DICK
spigot: BECAUSE I MEANT UH
deuce: BUSTED |
deuce spigot |
#busted #channel-dick #deuce-spigot #woodring-field-background |
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2,181 | 10/18/2004 | such a mantastic moustache pants: HOLY CRAP !!! THE LIVE JOURNAL PEOPLE CAN LEAVE COMMENTS RIGHT UNDERNEATH US !!!
pants: LISTEN CLOSELY: WE WILL HUNT AND EAT THE PAC-MAN
atandt: I'M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL
pants: THEY CAN SEE UP MY SKIRT JUST LIKE THE MOLE PEOPLE |
atandt pants |
#livejournal #molemen #moustache #pacman #upskirt #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,182 | 10/19/2004 | grapefruit pants: I'M A LOW CLOUD LINGERING BY THE OCEAN AND ALSO OVER SANTA CLARA VALLEY
atandt: BONG SMOKE
deuce: I LOVE YOU LOW CLOUD
pants: YOU CALL THAT A GRAPEFRUIT
atandt: I HAVE A JERKCITY FEATURE REQUEST
atandt: CRICKETS
deuce: FARAWAY BOMB STRIKES
deuce: I'M AFRAID WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PUT YOU BACK UP IN THE SKY AS A LOW CLOUD
deuce: TRY NOT TO GET ARRESTED THIS TIME
pants: YOUR RAPE ROOM AND MY METH LAB ???? (FLOATING TO HEAVEN) |
atandt deuce pants |
#atandt-deuce-pants #bong #bong-smoke #citrus #cloud #crickets #drugs #drunk-deuce #feature-request #fighting-irish-pose #funloving-nonsense #heaven #huffy-pants #marijuana #meth-lab #rape #santa-clara #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,183 | 10/20/2004 | free range cocks deuce: MY QUESTION IS WHO OWNS THE DICKS
pants: UH
pants: NOBODY
pants: THEY'RE FREE TO ROAM AS THEY PLEASE |
deuce pants |
#cocks #deuce-pants #free-range-cocks #get-offa-me #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,184 | 10/21/2004 | fuck this tastes like piss deuce: MEETING THE URINE UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL AND REALIZING IT'S JUST LIKE ME AND MY PREJUDICES THIS WHOLE TIME WERE COMPLETELY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF PTTTTHTHTHH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE
deuce: FUCK THIS TASTES LIKE PISS
pants: WHERE IT SHOULD TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY OR PICKLES
deuce: OR AT LEAST LIKE URINE NOT PISS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #food #piss #true-story #urine #woodring-field-background |
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2,185 | 10/22/2004 | rest in peace so i can go back to bed deuce: MOTHER WANTS ME TO STOP RAPING FACES
pants: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
deuce: T PANTS DON'T TALK SO LOUD MOM CAN HEAR YOU
pants: MOTHER'S DYING WISH WAS THAT YOU CONTINUE TO RAPE FACES
pants: LET HER GO SO SHE CAN REST IN PEACE AND I CAN GO BACK TO BED |
deuce pants |
#death #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #rape #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,186 | 10/23/2004 | serious bugs extra bananas deuce: IF I UPGRADED JERKCITY TO 3.0 WOULD YOU REGISTER THE SHAREWARE FEE OF $5
spigot: I ALREADY REGISTERED AND THERE ARE STILL SERIOUS BUGS
deuce: SHIT
spigot: CAN I TAKE OFF MY SHIRT AND COME OVER
deuce: OKAY BRING EXTRA BANANAS |
deuce spigot |
#banana #deuce-spigot #mousehole #shareware #woodring-room-background |
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2,187 | 10/24/2004 | will someone please explain atandt: WILL SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY WE DON'T HAVE A TAMPON MACHINE IN THE MEN'S ROOM |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #bonequest-hi-fi #menstruation #sfw #tampons #true-story #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,188 | 10/25/2004 | the punch line is alcoholism pants: KINDLY UNCLAMP
deuce: SORRY I DIDN'T REALIZE I WAS STILL APPLYING PRESSURE (NUMBNESS IN LIMBS, JOINTS)
deuce: I HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM |
deuce pants |
#alcohol #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,189 | 10/26/2004 | powers of ten pants: WHY AREN'T WE ALL METRIC AGAIN
deuce: T PANTS BECAUSE AMERICANS ARE LAZY AND THE GOVERNMENT FORGOT ABOUT IT
pants: T DEUCE OUR CANADIAN LEADERS ARE IDIOTS
deuce: AMERICANS ARE TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND POWERS OF 10 I GUESS
pants: 3/4
deuce: PRECISELY |
deuce pants |
#american #americans #canada #deuce-pants #fractions #government #math #metric #metric-system #metrication #sfw #si #us |
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2,190 | 10/27/2004 | moving to hawaii, starting a nut and bean farm atandt: [T[R[A[P[P[P[E[D [I[N [V[T[1[0[0 |
atandt |
#atandt-solo #beans #nuts #sfw #vt100 #woodring-field-background |
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2,191 | 10/28/2004 | three large pizzas spigot: BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP BEEP BOOP BEEP THREE LARGE PIZZAS PLZ KACHING HOMPTH KA-BLAM
pants: NOW THE CHINESE FOOD I ORDERED FOR YOU WILL NEVER ARRIVE !!! I WILL ROB AND SEXUALLY ASSAULT THE DELIVERY BOY THEN |
pants spigot |
#beep-boop-boop-beep-beep-boop-beep #chinese-food #homph #pants-spigot #physical-comedy #pizza #suicide #telephone #telephony #woodring-room-background |
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2,192 | 10/29/2004 | peanut butter cookie dough ice cream people deuce: GET OFF YOUR ASS AND PURGE YOURSELF SO YOU WON'T BE SO FAT
spigot: I'M OUT OF COOKIE DOUGH ICE CREAM PEOPLE
spigot: MMM PEANUT BUTTER FUDGESICLES POKING INTO MY
spigot: WAIT |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #fatness #ice-cream #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,193 | 10/30/2004 | so alone deuce: I FEEL SO ALONE
deuce: TALK TO ME
spigot: FUCKING SHUT UP
spigot: I'LL BET SIOUXSIE SIOUX HAS NEVER EVEN USED CODEWARRIOR |
deuce spigot |
#codewarrior #deuce-spigot #fucking-shut-up #siouxsie #woodring-field-background |
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2,194 | 10/31/2004 | halloween party in the gay toilet spigot: HALLOWEEN PARTY IN THE GAY TOILET DOWNSTAIRS
spigot: I'M GOING AS A FUCKING QUEER
spigot: OR A COWBOY |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #cowboy #gay-toilet #halloween #spigot-solo #toilet |
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2,195 | 11/1/2004 | so pointy and all deuce: 9.72E+09 BYTES
deuce: THAT'S A LOT OF PORN
pants: IT HAD TO USE THE E !!!!!!! OH GOD
pants: THAT MEANS HIGHER THAN 999
deuce: NO E IS SIMPLY THE SQUARE ROOT OF PI SHOVED UP MY ASS
pants: DOES IT HURT UP THERE
pants: WITH THE - BEING SO POINTY AND ALL
deuce: THE RADICAL SIGN IS REALLY QUITE FRANKLY UNCOMFORTABLE
deuce: BUT WE ALL HAVE OUR CROSSES TO BEAR
pants: I HAVE MUCH TO LEARN |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #exponents #math #plant #porn |
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2,196 | 11/2/2004 | shirts and long pants deuce: BUT WE ALL HAVE OUR CROSSES TO BEAR
spigot: AND DRESSES TO WEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: I MEAN SHIRTS AND LONG PANTS
pants: WAS THAT YOU IN THE TENDERLOIN LAST NIGHT
deuce: GET 'IM |
deuce pants spigot |
#bay-area #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #san-francisco #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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2,197 | 11/3/2004 | hope sure does float spigot: I'M LOOKING AT MY HOPE FLOATING IN THE TOILET RIGHT NOW
pants: MY HOPE JUST SINKS TO THE BOTTOM
spigot: WELL WE'RE PRACTICALLY TWINS
pants: NOT IF YOURS FLOATS
spigot: TOO LATE I ALREADY PITCHED IT TO NBC
pants: AUUUGH |
pants spigot |
#bonequest-hd #hope-floats #nbc #pants-spigot #sfw #toilet #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,198 | 11/4/2004 | wrong side spigot: <----- I'M WITH STUPID!!!!
spigot: WAIT YOU'RE ON THE WRONG SIDE
deuce: I APOLOGIZE AND WILL RECTIFY THE SITUATION
: DEUCE EATS SPIGOT, SUCKS HIMSELF OFF |
deuce spigot |
#autofellatio #caption #deuce-spigot #vore #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,199 | 11/5/2004 | attack of the dicks episode iv pants: THE DICKS ARE MARCHING IN
pants: TWO BY TWO, FOUR BY FOUR
pants: LORD GOD THEY ARE STORMING OUR BEACHES |
pants |
#disneyland #invasion #mountain-background #pants-solo #star-wars |
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2,200 | 11/6/2004 | attack of the dicks episode v deuce: COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS / COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS
deuce: THEY'RE MARCHING YOU SEE
deuce: LIKE ARMY ANTS THEY DEVOUR EVERYTHING IN THEIR PATH |
deuce |
#cocks #deja-vu #deuce-solo #repetition #title-mismatch #woodring-field-background |
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2,201 | 11/7/2004 | ozone in deep deep space ozone: INIT: SINGLE USER MODE
ozone: ONE OF THOSE REALLY SCARY PHONE CALLS
ozone: OF COURSE I'M IN THE MIDWEST AT THE TIME
ozone: LIKE IT MATTERS, LIKE ANYONE CARES
ozone: THE SYSTEM IS BEING SHUT DOWN NOW ! ! ! |
ozone |
#midwest #ozone-solo #sfw #shutdown #shutdown-now #single-user-mode #uncategorized-background #unix |
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2,202 | 11/8/2004 | picture of a hungry bear : EAT AT THE HUNGRY BEAR! |
#animals #disneyland #fat #hungry-bear #picture |
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2,203 | 11/9/2004 | whistle while you work pants: EXCUSE ME SIR
pants: WHICH WAY IS THE MEN'S ROOM
pants: THANKS MISTER (WHISTLES)
pants: THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT
pants: AVERAGE WAIT TIME 175 MINUTES???? AWWW
pants: I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THE MONORAIL
pants: OR STOOD IN A FANTASTICAL QUEUE
pants: EITHER WAY I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE GIFT SHOP |
pants |
#disneyland #pants-solo #sfw #weird-pants-face |
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2,204 | 11/10/2004 | back space spigot: ^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H I CAN'T BACK UP BEING GAY
spigot: ^H^H^H^H^H^H NOBODY MUST FIND OUT
spigot: ^H^H^H^H^H^H PERMANENT RECORD HUHHGHBHGHBLHGLUBH ^H^H^H^H^H^H DESPERATE HERE |
spigot |
#backspace-control-character #gay #not-gay #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,205 | 11/11/2004 | say it is not so pants: VEERAPPAN IS DEAD
atandt: SAY IT AIN'T SO
pants: AN UNKNOWN STATE OF MOUSTACHE
atandt: THIS TIME FOR SURE
atandt: VEERAPPAN WE HARDLY KNEW YE
pants: AND WE CAN PUT REAGAN'S FACE ON THE OTHER SIDE |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #bandit #current-events #fighting-irish-pose #huffy-pants #koose-muniswamy-veerappan #mousehole #moustache #ronald-reagan #smuggler #veerappan #woodring-room-background |
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2,206 | 11/12/2004 | soccer practice pants: THAT FAG DOCTOR SPUTNIK
spigot: T P ARE YOU STILL COMING OVER FOR KING OF QUEENS
spigot: WHY ARE WE ALL TAKING OUR SHIRTS OFF
pants: I HATE SOCCER PRACTICE
spigot: STAND UP AND SAY IN A LOUD STEADY VOICE: I AM A FUCKING FAGGOT |
pants spigot |
#huffy-pants #pants-spigot #television #woodring-field-background |
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2,207 | 11/13/2004 | very clever people atandt: PARENTHESES ARE SMART
pants: THEY ARE A VERY CLEVER PEOPLE
deuce: T PARENTHESIS FUCK YOU |
atandt deuce pants |
#atandt-deuce-disconnect #atandt-deuce-pants #fighting-irish-pose #grammar #parentheses #woodring-field-background |
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2,208 | 11/14/2004 | okay too deuce: WHERE'S THE POT YOU WERE GOING TO SELL ME
spigot: I THOUGHT YOU WANTED ME JUST TO USE YOUR MONEY AND BUY BURGERS AND THEN SMOKE IT MYSELF
deuce: OH WELL I GUESS THAT'S OKAY
spigot: T DEUCE BY BURGERS I OF COURSE MEAN BONERS
deuce: OH WELL I GUESS THAT'S OKAY TOO |
deuce spigot |
#boner #burger #deuce-spigot #fraud #marijuana #munchies #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,209 | 11/15/2004 | using only our hands pants: NOW LET'S BEAT OFF USING ONLY OUR HANDS |
pants |
#beating-off #pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,210 | 11/16/2004 | dirty dirty bomb pants: I'M A DIRTY BOMB
deuce: I'M A GEIGER COUNTER
deuce: LET'S DO THIS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dirty-bomb #drunk-deuce #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,211 | 11/17/2004 | points to his mouth deuce: ABANDON ALL HOPE ALL DICKS WHICH ENTER HERE
: DEUCE POINTS TO HIS MOUTH |
deuce |
#caption #deuce-solo #dicks #hole #mousehole #mouth #mouth-of-deuce #woodring-room-background |
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2,212 | 11/18/2004 | bling bling net: WHAT'S A BLING BLING
deuce: IT'S WHAT I DO TO YOU WHEN YOU'RE UNCONSCIOUS
net: I'M REALLY TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT YOU DO TO ME WHEN I'M UNCONSCIOUS
deuce: IT'S CLASSIFIED |
deuce net |
#bling #deuce-net #sfw #woodring-field-background #yam-stand |
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2,213 | 11/19/2004 | just for once deuce: #DEFINE CBT(_X) /* CURSOR BACKWARD TAB */ PRINTF(_CSI "%DZ", (_X))
deuce: [REDACTED] COCK AND BALL TORTURE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: PLEASE JUST BE NICE TO THEM FOR ONCE
deuce: NO SIR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: PLEASE JUST LET OUT THE HATE AND FONDLE THE BALLS |
deuce spigot |
#balls #c #cbt #cock-and-ball-torture #deuce-spigot #printf #programming #redacted |
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2,214 | 11/20/2004 | you people fucking suck deuce: HELLO DOESN'T ANYONE HERE MEEEEE EEEEE EEEEEE EEEEEE
deuce: THAT'S THE ECHO
deuce: YOU PEOPLE FUCKING SUCK I'M TELLING YOU |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #echo #typo #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,215 | 11/21/2004 | ponk spigot: IF I TAKE THE COCK OUT OF MY MOUTH I'M SCARED I'LL STILL BE GAY
spigot: HERE GOES
spigot: *PONK*
spigot: I'M STILL GAY ALL RIGHT
spigot: *PONK* |
spigot |
#cock #gay #ponk #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,216 | 11/22/2004 | ponk spigot: GAY
spigot: *PONK*
spigot: GAY
spigot: *PONK*
spigot: GAY |
spigot |
#gay #ponk #repetition #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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2,217 | 11/23/2004 | ponk spigot: JUST SIT RIGHT DOWN AND I'LL SUCK A DICK
spigot: GILLIGAN
spigot: *PONK*
spigot: HURBLE MMM MY OWN PRIVATE DIRECTORY MMM URF NOBODY KNOWS |
spigot |
#dick #gilligan #ponk #singing #spigot-solo |
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2,218 | 11/24/2004 | what a fine moo this is atandt: I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS MOMENT TO SAY WHAT A FINE MOO THIS IS
pants: MY XTERM CAUGHT MY FINGERS WHEN I WAS RESIZING IT AND NOW I HURT |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #injury #moo #mud #plant #unix #woodring-field-background #x11 #xterm |
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2,219 | 11/25/2004 | haha fooled you spigot: I WISH TO BE QUEER WITH YOU (NO OFFENSE) PLEASE AND THANK YOU
deuce: WHAT ARE YOUR QUALIFICATIONS
spigot: HAHA FOOLED YOU
: SPIGOT FLAPS AWAY INTO THE MOONY TWILIGHT |
deuce spigot |
#bait-and-switch #bat #be-gay-with-me #caption #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #flappity-bat #flappity-bats #gay-bats #not-gay #queer #vampire #vampyre #viscera #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,220 | 11/26/2004 | shot gun atandt: HAIL MARY
atandt: BLAM
atandt: PRAY FOR US SINNER
atandt: BLAM
atandt: FOR THE LOVE OF G
atandt: BLAM
atandt: I NEED TO TAKE A P
atandt: BLAM
deuce: MAN AM I GLAD I'M NOT CATHOLIC |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #catholic #church-shootings #gun #woodring-field-background |
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2,221 | 11/27/2004 | the hard way deuce: LEARNING THE HARD WAY ABOUT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FRUITS AND VEGETABLES |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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2,222 | 11/28/2004 | totally ten dicks spigot: BLUH PTTH HUHH GLUB PLUH SOAKING IN IT
atandt: T PANTS I THINK YOU SHOULD USE POSITIVE AFFIRMATION TO REALIZE YOUR GOALS
pants: I WILL SUCK TEN DIFFERENT DICKS TODAY
spigot: I SEE MYSELF IN YOUR WIFE'S ASS SOMETIME AROUND LABOR DAY |
atandt pants spigot |
#cocksucking #cuck #dicks #goals #palmolive #positive #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,223 | 11/29/2004 | we should probably put them to sleep pants: BONJOUR DICKS
deuce: PENFOLD SHUSH |
deuce pants |
#dangermouse #deuce-pants #french #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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2,224 | 11/30/2004 | could you all please like so spigot: COULD YOU ALL PLEASE RESIZE YOUR MOUTHS LIKE SO:
spigot: <----------->
spigot: OKAY SUPER |
spigot |
#bonequest-hd #mouth #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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2,225 | 12/1/2004 | undead road trip or bust pants: GAS
pants: FOOD
pants: COCKS
pants: NEXT EXIT |
pants |
#burma-shave #cocks #food #gasoline #highway #pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background #zombies |
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2,226 | 12/2/2004 | not just cold water pants: CAN WE WHAT
spigot: CROSSTALK CHANGE THE WATER IN THIS THING UNINTELLIGIBLE NOT JUST THE COLD WATER I LIKE THE WHOLE BONG CHILLED
pants: GGGGGGGGGGGG YEAH THE G KEY WORKS
spigot: CHECK ONE TWO
pants: HI HELLO TESTING IS THIS THING ON TEST TEST
spigot: I FORGOT WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY |
pants spigot |
#bong #deuce-spigot #dope #ham-radio #keyboard-testing #marijuana #radio #woodring-field-background |
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2,227 | 12/3/2004 | rew spigot: DURRRRRR
spigot: HURF GUH SQUIRT << REW << HURF GUH SQUIRT << REW << HURF GUH SQUIRT << REW << HURF GUH SQUIRT << REW <<
deuce: GAS CHAMBER |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #gas #gas-chamber #hurf #jerking #rewind #vcr #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,228 | 12/4/2004 | then i woke the fuck up atandt: WELCOME TO BONEQUEST
atandt: I AM FIRST CLASS PRIVATE ATANDT AND THIS IS SCOUTMASTER PANTS
pants: AND I'M ALL WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND HE'S ALL I'M DANIEL SO I SAYS WHERE'S THE REGULAR GUY AND HE'S GOT NO IDEA WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT THEN I WOKE UP |
atandt pants |
#bonequest-hd #bonequest-introduction #boy-scouts #huffy-pants #sandman #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,229 | 12/5/2004 | (chorus) my favorite bonghit is bonghit number uh pants: THE SONG GOES:
pants: BONGHIT NUMBER ONE / BONGHIT NUMBER TWO
pants: BONGHIT NUMBER THREE / BONGHIT NUMBER UH |
pants |
#bonghit #marijuana #original-song #pants-solo #singing #woodring-room-background |
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2,230 | 12/6/2004 | please stop calling me spigot: NO THAT WAS NOT A TYPO, YOUR NEW NAME IS MOUTH
spigot: AS LONG AS I'M LIMP YOU COULD PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON AND GO BACK TO YOUR CAR AND DRIVE HOME AND STOP CALLING ME
spigot: I DON'T KNOW IF YOU LOOK LIKE ANYONE FAMOUS BECAUSE I'M WATCHING TV |
spigot |
#mouth #spigot-points #spigot-solo #television #woodring-field-background |
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2,231 | 12/7/2004 | morning fog you might say spigot: CHANCES ARE
spigot: THAT YOU'LL LICK A LITTLE DICK
spigot: THE MOMENT / IT POKES IN YOUR FACE
spigot: FOLKS I AM NAT KING COCKSUCKER
spigot: ALSO I FILLED UP THE JOHN WITH "MORNING FOG" YOU MIGHT SAY |
spigot |
#folks #johnny-mathis #singing #spigot-solo #you-might-say |
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2,232 | 12/8/2004 | eight minutes lost in time forever spigot: IDLE FOR EIGHT MINUTES EQUALS GAY
spigot: I'M LOOKING IN YOUR DIRECTION
spigot: DON'T MAKE ME SNORKLE MY OWN DICK HERE |
spigot |
#idle #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,233 | 12/9/2004 | i paid for that boner spigot: I PAID FOR THAT BONER WITH MY OWN FAT
spigot: THAT ONLY MAKES SENSE IF YOU'RE HIGH
deuce: UH |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #earthrise #earthrise-background #fat #jesus #moon #photo-background |
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2,234 | 12/10/2004 | we are all totally compiling gay.c spigot: COMPILING: GAY.C
spigot: HERE I HAVE AN ORDINARY EVERYDAY WANG
spigot: NOW I'LL COVER IT WITH THIS SILK HANDKERCHIEF
spigot: HOLY
spigot: WHAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM GAY |
spigot |
#c #compiling #gay #magic #onomatopoeia #pounding #programming #spigot-solo #wang #woodring-room-background |
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2,235 | 12/11/2004 | ding ding spigot: I'M A SASSY CYNICAL WEB EDITRIX WITH HER OWN ZINE AND A REGISTERED COPY OF DREAMWEAVER
deuce: RICE DING DING A RONI |
deuce spigot |
#bay-area #deuce-spigot #dreamweaver #mousehole #rice-a-roni #san-francisco #sfw #web #woodring-room-background #zine |
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2,236 | 12/12/2004 | what kind of sauce spigot: MY UNIVERSAL REMOTE TURNS OFF TELEVISIONS!!!!!
spigot: WHAT KIND OF SAUCE WOULD YOU LIKE WITH YOUR MCNUGGETS
spigot: I SAID WHAT K
spigot: SIR WHAT KIND OF SAUCE WOULD YOU LI
spigot: MY HEADPHONES ARE BROKEN |
spigot |
#click #drive-thru #mcdonalds #sfw #spigot-solo #violent-disapproval #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,237 | 12/13/2004 | happening again so soon and yet still i pants: OH SHIT
pants: IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN
pants: FUCK GOING TOWARDS THE LIGHT !!! I WANT MY PARKING VALIDATED |
pants |
#death #pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
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2,238 | 12/14/2004 | the ones in my cupboard spigot: THEY CAN'T RECALL THE ONES IN MY CUPBOARD!!!!!!!! HOMPTH GHLGT)GK
spigot: HGURBHJR%JB
pants: ARE YOU OKAY
spigot: PUFFIES |
pants spigot |
#bonequest-hd #die-trying #mousehole #nipples #pants-spigot #puffies #woodring-room-background |
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2,239 | 12/15/2004 | deep down inside deuce: I AM SO FUNNY IT IS DISGUSTING
deuce: IT HURTS ME (DOWN DEEP INSIDE)
pants: MOST THINGS DO
deuce: T PANTS HE SAID HE WAS TAKING MY TEMPERATURE BUT THEN I HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #hospital #mousehole #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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2,240 | 12/16/2004 | sure you do deuce: WHEN I TYPE SSSH IT SAYS "I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN" AND I'M LIKE "SURE YOU DO THE SECURE SHELL THINGY" AND IT SAYS "SUCK DICK FAGGOT" |
deuce |
#cocksucking #deuce-solo #ssh #unix #woodring-field-background |
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2,241 | 12/17/2004 | well duh bung: DO YOU THINK GOD HAS A BIG DONG
deuce: WELL DUH |
bung deuce |
#bung-deuce #dong #drunk-deuce #god #huffing #theology #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,242 | 12/18/2004 | blame the cats pants: PRETTY SURE I DON'T EXIST
pants: WHO ASKED THE SUN TO COME UP ANYWAY
pants: WE GOT GHOSTS HERE
pants: I CALL IT STUFF FALLS ON THE FLOOR AND BLAME THE CATS
pants: MOSTLY I TURN UP THE STEREO, THE FURNACE
pants: IF YOU SPIT IT OUT ON MY STOMACH
pants: I'M GOING TO MOP IT UP WITH YOUR HAIR
pants: EVENTUALLY I'LL FIND THE RADIO IN YOUR HEAD HOLD STILL |
pants |
#blowjob #cats #existential #funloving-nonsense #ghost #mop #pants-solo #spit-on-stomach #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,243 | 12/19/2004 | be a smarty atandt: DON'T BE STUPID
atandt: BE A SMARTY
atandt: WON'T YOU JOIN
atandt: THE NAZI PARTY
atandt: BURMA SHAME
pants: DOES IT REALLY SAY THAT |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #burma-shave #hitler #the-producers #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,244 | 12/20/2004 | when you care enough to suck the very best deuce: DADDY WANTS ME TO STOP SUCKING DICK (CONSTANTLY)
pants: HOW DID HE EXPRESS HIS DISAPPROVAL
deuce: A DICK TO THE FACE CURIOUSLY ENOUGH
deuce: NOT REALLY SENDING THE RIGHT MESSAGE
pants: STILL HE CARES |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicks |
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2,245 | 12/21/2004 | red planet deuce: PUT IT IN THERE AND WIGGLE IT AROUND LIKE IT'S EXPLORING MARS
pants: SLOWLY AND PRONE TO ERROR THEN
deuce: RESPONDING WITH DELAY TO COMMANDS AND WORKING ON A NEARLY AIRLESS LANDSCAPE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #mars #woodring-stairs-background |
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2,246 | 12/22/2004 | net split pants: NETSPLIT ?????????
deuce: I SEE YOU
pants: HELP I AM OVER HERE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE NET
deuce: TIME DILATED, REDSHIFTED
pants: HELP HELP I AM TRAPPED OR STUCK OR SOMETHING AND ALL I CAN DO IS MOVE MY MOUTH/LIPS
deuce: STOP WAVING YOUR ARMS |
deuce pants |
#bonequest-hd #deuce-pants #mouth #sfw #trapped |
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2,247 | 12/23/2004 | like a tug boat spigot: DEFINITELY GOING TO FUCK YOUR MOUTH LIKE A TUGBOAT
uncredited woman: 100 EUROS AND ALSO WHAT IS TUGBOAT |
spigot |
#bonequest-hd #mouth #prostitute #spigot-solo #tugboat #uncredited-character |
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2,248 | 12/24/2004 | just some guy deuce: HOLY QUEERCAKES
spigot: I'M ALONE IN A DARK ROOM FILLED WITH JIZZMOPS
spigot: HOLY GOD IT'S A BUCKET OF SOMETHING
ozone: HEY, THAT'S NOT THE DEUCE
spigot: YOU'LL GET AHOLD OF MY NUTS WHEN CHRIST CRAPS
ozone: IT'S JUST SOME GUY WITH APHASIA |
deuce ozone spigot |
#aphasia #deja-vu #deuce-ozone-spigot #jizzmop #nuts-of-spigot #queercakes #some-guy-with-aphasia #the-deuce #white-background |
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2,249 | 12/25/2004 | jerkcity xmas special 2004 pants: MERRY XMAS ???? GROSS !!!!!!!! ALL OVER THE CARPET AND MY SHOES
pants: I TOLD YOU I WAS HARDCORE (ACTUALLY SOFTCORE, NO PENETRATION OCCURS)
atandt: FANCY THAT
pants: TONIGHT'S MENU: CHOCOLATE MILK AND BONGHITS |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #bonghit #chocolate-milk #christmas #christmas-tree-lights #marijuana #told-you-i-was-hardcore #woodring-den-background |
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2,250 | 12/26/2004 | making it go back down all over again deuce: WHO WANTS TO FUCK
deuce: I CAN'T CONTROL IT VERY WELL SO ANYONE WHO RAISES HIS HAND LOSES FINGERS
deuce: SHUT UP YOU'RE MAKING IT GO BACK DOWN |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #white-background |
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2,251 | 12/27/2004 | take your time son pants: WELL
pants: ALL RIGHT
pants: BUT I'M NEW AT THIS AND I THINK I SHOULD PRACTICE
deuce: TAKE YOUR TIME SON |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #sfw #woodring-field-background |
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2,252 | 12/28/2004 | having a great time spigot: HAVING A GREAT TIME IN THE GLORYHOLE PLEASE SEND MORE KIM WILDE CD'S
spigot: NO TROUBLE OFFICER |
spigot |
#glory-hole #kim-wilde #mousehole #music #police #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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2,253 | 12/29/2004 | the most wonderful time of the year deuce: NOT ONE FUCKING WORD YOU MONKEY
atandt: BLEAT |
atandt deuce |
#atandt-deuce #atandt-deuce-disconnect #bleat #cocksucking #monkey #woodring-field-background |
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2,254 | 12/30/2004 | this comic sucks pants: I DON'T GET TODAY'S EPISODE
pants: AND I'M IN IT
deuce: I'M IN YOU
pants: THIS COMIC SUCKS |
deuce pants |
#bonequest-hd #bonequest-hi-fi #coy-pants #deuce-pants #meta #sfw #white-background |
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2,255 | 12/31/2004 | small sprite .(deuce): I'M THINKING DICKS
spigot: I'M THINKING FALAFEL WITH FAGS AND A LARGE SPRITE
spigot: SMALL SPRITE |
deuce spigot |
#arbys #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #falafel #sprite #thought #woodring-room-background |