pants: CONSOLE.LOG("I SURE DO LOVE COCK"); pants: LOG.PRINTF("FUN FACT: NO MORTAL MAN CAN JACK ME OFF TO COMPLETION") pants: LOGGING.INFO("FORCING ME TO CHOKE") pants: LOGGER.GETLOGGER (MAIN.CLASS.GETNAME()).INFO("PUSH MY FACE INTO YOUR LAP"); pants: CONSOLE.WRITELINE("SUCK MY COCK (IT'S HEART-HEALTHY)"); pants: STD::COUT << "TOILET TOILET TOILET TOILET" << STD::ENDL;

spigot: E S C A P E spigot: SIGH!!!!! I WISH I COULD GO ON A JOURNEY AND ESCAPE THIS HIGH SCHOOL P.E. CLASS spigot: I WISH PINK FLOYD WOULD WHISK ME AWAY TO THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON!!!!!!!! *BONK* SOFTBALL

spigot: NOW HERE'S A RAP ABOUT WHY CUCUMBERS ARE BETTER THAN MEN!!! A PTHTHTH A *BONK* ANVIL

spigot: FOLKS LET'S SPEND BILLIONS TO GET ESCORT GIRLS OUT OF OUR NEIGHBORHOODS !!! AND MANDATORY AWARENESS SEMINARS FOR WOULD-BE CUSTOMERS WHO WE CAN SET UP AND BUST BY PRETENDING TO BE THOSE ESCORT GIRLS !!! spigot: USA /USA

deuce: I HAVE PSYCHIC POWERS deuce: WATCH deuce: I PREDICT THAT I WILL BE RAPED IN A MOMENT deuce: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR deuce: SEE WHAT DID I TELL YOU: ESP WINS AGAIN

deuce: I HAVE A HEADACHE FROM MY AFFINITY FOR DRINK SIR ozone: YOU CAN GET RID OF THE HEADACHE WITH WINE YOU KNOW ozone: ESPECIALLY THE CHEAP STUFF deuce: YOU DOWN IN FRONT QUIET ozone: IN A BOTTLE SHAPED LIKE A PAPER BAG ozone: I CAN HEAR YOU BEING QUEER ozone: YOU'RE MAKING QUEER FAGGOTY NOISES RIGHT ABOUT NOW ozone: SHUT THE FUCK UP deuce: T OZONE SPICE GIRLS

deuce: LET'S ALL WRITE POEMS IN ESPERANTO AND THEN PUNCH EACH OTHER IN THE FACE atandt: YAY! deuce: ON SECOND THOUGHT LET'S SKIP THE POEMS AND START PUNCHING atandt: YAY~~~~ deuce: WANG atandt: YA}}}}}}}}}}}}} NO CARRIER

spigot:'PLZ BEAT ME OFF' TATTOO PUTS DOCTORS IN ETHICAL DILEMMA spigot: WISHING EVERYONE A MERRY VLOGMAS deuce: LIVE TWEETING MY MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION

pants: AN OVERWORKED MOM OR A LESBIAN OF COLOR spigot: ONCE AGAIN CELEBRATING JON POLITO'S UTTERLY THANKLESS ROLE IN BARTON FINK

deuce: I ALWAYS FEEL EUPHORIC AND SLEEPY AFTER A GOOD LONG JERK pants: WERE YOU JERKED OR DID YOU DO THE JERKING deuce: NUMBER TWO BUT I USED MY LEFT HAND (SO IT WAS LIKE SOMEONE ELSE)

pants: T DEUCE I'M A EUROSLUT deuce: T PANTS I KNOW deuce: HOLY GOD DO I KNOW pants: T DEUCE A EUROSLUT

pants: CALL WHAT I'M DOING TO YOU LOVE EVEN IF YOU HATE IT pants: ESPECIALLY IF YOU HATE IT pants: SUCKING DICKS ABOVE THE SUPER K-MART

deuce: T SPIGOT DO YOU THINK WE'LL EVER SEE A TWINS III: THE NEW HATCH

pants: I'M EVER SO BEATOFFABLE pants: DON'T YOU THINK DARLING pants: FORK ME ON GITHUB deuce: DON'T BE CRUDE pants: T DEUCE FOUND ALL MY GAMEBOYS AND MY PSP AND MY ATARI LYNX pants: NEED YOU TO SHOVE THEM UP MY ASS deuce: HURRAY deuce: SERIALLY OR IN PARALLEL pants: NOT EVEN PARTICULAR

spigot: Every 73 seconds another American is sexually assaulted. spigot: and boy is my penis ***tired*** spigot: my limp, tube sock penis spigot: my droopy, argyle mervyn's sweater sleeve penis spigot: my sad pixar lamp penis spigot: my miserable lopsided penis customized with glue and glitter and googly eyeballs spigot: please: one per american

pants: EVERYBODY HOLD HANDS AND DRINK AS MUCH AS YOU CAN AND WALK INTO THE SEA UNTIL YOU GET TIRED

spigot: EVERY BUILDING SHOULD HAVE A TOILET I CAN FLUSH MYSELF DOWN TO PORTAL ELSEWHERE

pants: GOD HAS GROWN TIRED OF US AND I PROBABLY HAVE TO POOP AGAIN

pants: SIT IN JUDGEMENT OF ME pants: YOUR HONOR deuce: I WILL NOT BECAUSE YOU SPELLED "JUDGEMENT" WITH AN EXTRA E deuce: WHICH I ALSO AGREE WITH DESPITE ALL DICTIONARIES AND SPELLCHECKERS pants: THIS MORTAL COIL deuce: I'VE BEEN DRINKING deuce: GOD IS NOT HERE pants: EVERY DAY WE MOVE FURTHER FROM GOD'S LIGHT

spigot: WHY DOES MY HEAD HURT EVERY FUCKING MORNING deuce: I STILL HAVEN'T QUITE FIGURED IT OUT deuce: I'M NOT VERY BRIGHT AFTER ALL deuce: TELEPHONY

spigot: do they make guinness cans that don't splork out into my face desk and lap every goddamn time spigot: seriously it's like the willy wonka soap suds car wash over here

spigot: CHOKING THEM ALL DOWN!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: AT ONCE!!!!!!! spigot: LIKE THE SIGN SAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

spigot: HANDS UP WHO'S AS QUEER AS ME spigot: THIS IS A STICK UP spigot: COME ON YOU STUPID WHORES, LET'S ALL BE GAY TOGETHER spigot: GET UP spigot: I'M NOT GOING TO FUCKING SHOOT YOU spigot: GET THE FUCK UP OFF THE FLOOR, I'M AN ADULT GAY MAN spigot: SHUT UP BACK THERE spigot: I'M FREAKING OUT BUT I HAVE MY GAYNESS TO SOBER ME UP GOOD

pants: PASSING A NOTE TO THE TELLER DEMANDING A HUG

deuce: I'M AMAZED THAT A MARLEY SON WOULD SMOKE POT deuce: I'M SIMPLY SHOCKED AND HORRIFIED deuce: FIRE THE MISSILES

pants: EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT AUHLGAHAH GLAHGLKUAHG LUHAULH GLUH pants: LAUGHALGHLAUH GLAHG LHGLAHG SEE I TOLD YOU ALKGHALGHALGH pants: IF YOU ALL DON'T DIG IT I DON'T GIVE A DAMN AHULGAHG LAHLGHALH

pants: PENIS ON A BEACH deuce: FLAPPING, FLAILING

pants: MAYBE BJORK WILL BEAT ME OFF (GOES OUT FRONT DOOR) deuce: THIS HAPPENS EVERY OTHER WEEK

.(spigot): I NEED TO REMIND MYSELF THE INTERNET IS FOR KIDS AGE 12-18, NOTHING IS MARKETED, CREATED OR AIMED AT ME PERSONALLY AND EVERY PIECE OF CANDY WILL BE A COMPLETE DISAPPOINTMENT

spigot: I SAVE EVERY SCRAP OF PORN BECAUSE WHO KNOWS WHAT I'LL BE INTO THREE MONTHS DOWN THE ROAD

spigot: IF RUSSIA GETS UKRAINE AND CHINA GETS TAIWAN WHAT DO I GET #AIDS #COMCAST #XFINITY :everybody: FOOTSTEPS, TWIG BREAKS pants: EVERYBODY BE COOL HERE COMES THE PARK RANGER REMEMBER YOU'RE JUST PISSING OR SHITTING OR WASHING YOUR HANDS OR WHATEVER GOES ON AT THE OPERA

deuce: EVERYONE OUT I HAVE TO BEAT OFF

ozone: AND I SAY UNTO YOU: ASS RAPE net: I SEE YOUR ASS RAPE AND RAISE YOU A MOUTH RAPE AND A COCK-AND-BALL TORTURE ozone: I SEE YOUR PILE OF RAPE AND RAISE YOU SOME DIAPER PLAY net: I FOLD ozone: HURRRR deuce: OKAY EVERYBODY OUT OF THE POOL

deuce: EVERYBODY SHUT UP THE MOVIE'S STARTING pants: HUBUBUBUBUBUBUB pants: T PANTS SHUT THE FUCK UP pants: HUBUBUBUBUBUBUB [QUIETER]

pants: WHEN THE DICKY BIRD FLAPS INTO THE ROOM EVERYBODY SITS UP AND TAKES NOTICE

spigot: I CANNOT TELL IF EVERYONE IN MARKETING IS A POLISHED, PROFESSIONAL MORMON OR JUST SUPER-HIGH ON THE COKE DUST spigot: I WOULD LIKE TO ERR ON THE SIDE OF CAUTION AND LICK ON THE SIDE OF DICKLICKING spigot: I SEE LITTLE TO NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT

deuce: EVERYONE TAKE THEIR PLACES pants: T DEUCE THIS LYING ABOUT THE SIZE (LENGTH/GIRTH) OF MY DONG HAS TO STOP deuce: SURFACE AREA, VOLUME, GROWTH RATE pants: AND YOU CAN SEE HOW BIG IT REALLY IS

deuce: MEWOIHFL SFSDLKFSF SDF S JFS;LJFS deuce: OY VEY

deuce: I'M WARNING YOU DON'T EAT THIS ROTTEN DICK !!!!! IT WILL INFECT YOUR TONSILS (AGAIN) net: DON'T YOU REVERSE PSYCHOSOMATIC ME deuce: ONCE AGAIN IN ENGLISH PLEASE net: YOU CAN'T GET ME WITH YOUR REVERSE PHYSIOLOGY deuce: ARE YOU ASKING ME TO PLAY DOCTOR WITH YOU net: IT HURTS RIGHT HERE

spigot: 30 mins into apollo 11 and they're all doing heroin on the moon and everyone's tie-off tube is waving around in zero g spigot: FAKE

spigot: EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU I'M GOING TO PUNCH

spigot: PACE YOURSELF spigot: FIRST ONE COCK, THEN ANOTHER spigot: THEN FOUR, THEN EIGHT

spigot: PLEASE CAN I JUST HAVE ONE COCK deuce: LIKE ARMY ANTS THEY DEVOUR EVERYTHING IN THEIR PATH

pants: WE DON'T HAVE TO THINK LIKE THAT ANYMORE pants: WE'RE TOGETHER NOW pants: EVERYTHING WE'VE DONE IS FORGIVEN pants: EVERYTHING deuce: EXCEPT FOR BLOWING THAT TROLL pants: WELL YES OF COURSE

deuce: ANGLE IS TO STRANGLE AS ANGEL IS TO EVIL ANGEL

deuce: JERKING OFF WILL KEEP THE EVIL SPIRITS AWAY deuce: OR AT LEAST FEEL GOOD

pants: T DEUCE HELP ME OUT HERE I'M WRITING A POEM: HOW MANY DICKS DO YOU THINK BRAD PITT HAS TOUCHED deuce: 11 pants: I CAN WORK WITH THAT

deuce: I BOUGHT HOT DOGS!!! deuce: THEREFORE I WILL EAT HOT DOGS TONIGHT pants: :HOTDOG: :HOTDOG: :HOTDOG: :HOTDOG: :HOTDOG: pants: SFX: PAC-MAN NOISES deuce: AHEM I'M THINKING FOUR HOT DOGS pants: DIP THEM IN FROG deuce: DID NOT COPY YOUR LAST pants: OH WORD I HEAR THAT

spigot: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT spigot: IT'S DAYLIGHT SAVINGS AND I MISSED ALL THE COCK BY EXACTLY ONE HOUR spigot: I'M GOING TO LEAVE A NOTE

spigot: AS A LONGTIME LURKER I WOULD LIKE TO RECOMMEND YOU DOWNLOAD THE LATEST INSTALLER spigot: OR I CAN BURN YOU A CD BECAUSE I AM JUST EXACTLY THAT FUCKING FRIENDLESS deuce: I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED AND/OR BEATEN UP (BUT NOT TOO BADLY JUST ENOUGH TO GET SYMPATHY)

net: my dick has exactly the right amount of horseyness

spigot: I STILL REMEMBER EXACTLY WHERE I WAS WHEN I FIRST LEARNED BELLADONNA'S ASS WAS HAUNTED deuce: BY A BASEBALL BAT spigot: A DIRTPIPE MILKSHAKE IS LIKE RIDING A BIKE deuce: ONCE YOU GET ONE YOU IMMEDIATELY CRASH IT INTO A TREE spigot: I'M SAYING: IS IT KRISTINA, KRISZTINA, KRIZTINA, CHRISTINA, OR CRISTINA BELLA deuce: ALL OF THE ABOVE

deuce: WE ARE FOUNDING MEMBERS OF THE KILL FUCKING EVERYBODY CLUB spigot: EXCEPT EACH OTHER!!!!! spigot: PROMPTING GAY RUMORS AMONGST THE PRESS deuce: INDEED THAT IS THE PARADOX deuce: BEFORE WE DISAPPEAR IN A PUFF OF LOGIC WE CAN SUCK EACH OTHER OFF

pants: I'M LIKE A CHOCOHOLIC EXCEPT WITH DICKS deuce: SO THAT WOULD BE A DICKAHOLIC IF I'VE DONE MY MATH

spigot: I'M A GAUSSIAN BLUR spigot: HURRRRRRRR MY WHOLE NUTS AND FACE ARE A BIG BLURRY FLURRY OF EXCITEMENT AND SPURT spigot: VIRTUAL CRAPFEST

spigot: EXCUSE ME BUT MY BONER IS LOOSE spigot: EVERYONE TUCK YOUR PANTS INTO YOUR SOCKS

spigot: EXCUSE ME EXCUSE ME EXCUSE ME BEHIND YOU HOT LASAGNA HERE

pants: EXCUSE ME BUT I'M A LEATHER-CLAD VAMPIRE ASSASSIN deuce: BLOGGING ABOUT NOT HAVING BLOGGED IN A WHILE spigot: IF YOU LIKE WATCHING ME STROKE IT SO MUCH HOW COME I HAVE TO PAY YOU PER VIDEO

pants: excuse me but i'm a bisexual masterpiece

deuce: WHERE ARE THE STRIPPERS deuce: OR: OH NO I HAVE DIARRHEA

spigot: BRISCOE: WHAT IF WE GIVE UP THE MURDER WEAPON? deuce: UH OH spigot: MCCOY: HAGGLE GAGGLE I'M THE D.A. : EXECUTIVE PRODUCER DICK WOLF spigot: YOU CAN ONLY DO THAT WHILE SMOKING DOPE deuce: THAT'S BECAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY TIME YOU'RE FUNNY

spigot: THIS MOVIE DOES NOT HAVE CHRIS NOTH!!!!! IT IS PETER NORTH spigot: WHY IS HE DOING THAT TO CLAIRE deuce: I LONGED FOR THIS MOMENT AND YET NOW IT'S SOMEONE ELSE spigot: IS HE PLANTING EVIDENCE ON HER FACE????? I AM TOTALLY LOST HERE spigot: IT IS ME WHO IS EXILED

pants: SO, SO TIRED pants: I'D LIKE A BULLET THROUGH THE CENTER OF MY HEAD PLEASE (I'LL EAT IT HERE) deuce: THAT SEEMS LIKE AN EXTREME REACTION FOR BEING TIRED pants: NO IT'S ABOUT RIGHT pants: +/- ONE EXISTENCE ANNIHILATED deuce: CASUALTIES: 1.0

pants: piss (possibly piss) pants: confirming: piss deuce: validating piss pants: strange piss deuce: average piss pants: working man's piss deuce: Acapulco piss pants: exotic

spigot: JUST IMAGINING ACCOUNT MANAGERS NEEDED TO BE BROUGHT IN TO EXPAND THE SCOPE OF THE DISCUSSION WITH THE CLIENT BEFORE THE FOURTH SPURTING COCK WAS FINALIZED deuce: LET'S BRING MARKETING INTO THIS

pants: pissing deuce: show me pants: can't deuce: must pants: rubber band around wiener, floomping like balloon, expanding the universe itself deuce: you are dark energy

deuce: FOLKS MY ADOBE ATMOSPHERE LICENSE JUST EXPIRED

deuce: I'D LIKE TO GIVE THE WORLD A COCK pants: WHAT THEN deuce: [EXPLETIVES DELETED] HARMONY

spigot: I'M A CHAR TO A STAR TO A POINTER TO A DONG TO A BONG TO THIS GUN TO RIGHT IN MY MOUTH AND GOODBYE deuce: WERE YOU EXPLICITLY OR IMPLICITLY CASTED ?!?! spigot: FUCK YOU AND LICK DICK

pants: THE EXPRESS LANE TO MY BALLS: pants: TAKE IT pants: IGUANAS SNAKES RACCOONS POSSUMS BEES DUCKS pants: ONE OF THOSE DOESN'T BELONG IN THAT LIST

spigot: REPEATEDLY EXPOSING MYSELF ON THE SETS OF BBC'S DOCTOR WHO spigot: NNGG EXTERMINATE spigot: LOOK (WAGGLING IT) spigot: PLEASE L:EYES:K AT MY PENIS

spigot: I'M AMPLE ANNIE deuce: ORAL ANNIE I WAS HOPING pants: TOMORROW pants: TOMORROW pants: I'LL LOVE YA TOMORROW HUUHHHHHHHHHHH SEVERE BEATINGS spigot: THAT MEANS MY DOG AND YOUR CAT HAVE TO HIDE IN THE BOXES FOR AN EXTRA HOUR

pants: HAVE YOU EVER EVEN TRIED TO GET A PIZZA DELIVERED TO A STALL BEFORE atandt: FISTICUFFS ENSUE pants: WE SHOULD NUMBER FROM ONE UP GUYS, NOBODY UNDERSTANDS THE STARTING AT ZERO THING pants: SOMETIMES I WORRY ABOUT THE NATION'S PRICK SUPPLY atandt: START COUNTING PRICKS AT ZERO AND YOU GET AN EXTRA PRICK

pants: I WOULD LIKE AN EXTRA LARGE SECOND HELPING OF DICK PLEASE pants: AND THANK YOU pants: ETC.

deuce: I WOULD LIKE EXTRA PANCAKE SAUCE pants: SET THE CONTROLS FOR THE HEART OF THE TOILET

pants: WHO WANTS BONERS deuce: NOT ME pants: PILING THEM ON deuce: T PANTS EXTRA PLEASE

pants: EXTRA SAUCE PLZ (PLZ PRONOUNCED "PULLS" MEANS "PLEASE") pants: A BRUTAL SEXUAL ATTACK?!? !??!?! WELL ALL RIGHTY pants: BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRR

: THINKS ABOUT THE DICK : SEES THE DICK : SERIOUS DICK PROCESSING UNIT

spigot: OH MY DEAR LORD spigot: GOOSE spigot: KBJS:LIGU: WO(*&%:BQ)( spigot: HOO YOU'RE GONNA GET ME spigot: BHRLGULAEHLFHO$%B(:Q spigot: CHASING spigot: BHALHBLAHBLAHLGEBLGUH OW BONK DONK DUH HURMPH URMPH OW OK ALL RIGHTIE spigot: I'D LIKE TO GO HOME

deuce: I TOOK A SHIT pants: DURING A TYPHOON WARNING??????????? deuce: WHEN YOU GOTTA GO YOU GOTTA GO

pants: COMPRESS ME INTO CUBE FORM deuce: CONVERTING YOU INTO POLYMERS AND THEN EXTRUDING YOU INTO LONG TUBES spigot: POP POP POP POP :BOOM: spigot: U GOT MCNEIL/LEHRERD

deuce: LOOKING GENERALLY IN YOUR DIRECTION (BUT NOT DIRECTLY) spigot: NO EYE CONTACT IN THE BATHROOM pants: PLANET AOL pants: 1175 HOURS FREE pants: NO CREDIT CARD REQUIRED spigot: FUCKING SHUT UP

spigot: 🪕 SIX FOOT TWO spigot: 🎶 EYES OF BLUE spigot: CAT THEW UP / INTO MY SHOE

deuce: THAT GUY SQUIRTED RIGHT INTO THAT BLACK GIRL'S EYE AND SHE IS CLEARLY NOT AMUSED pants: I'M A BEAT BOX ROCKER deuce: HEY LADY I AM PRETTY SURE THAT CLAMPING YOUR EYES CLOSED (SPURT IS STILL RAINING DOWN MIND YOU) AND FLAPPING YOUR ARMS UP AND DOWN AS IF TRYING TO FLY IS NOT GOING TO MAKE THE EYESPURT FEEL BETTER pants: DOINK DONG deuce: FINE WHATEVER LADY KEEP DOING IT

pants: EYEWITNESSES SAY YOU'RE A FAG deuce: EYEWITNESSES ARE ALSO NOTORIOUSLY UNRELIABLE deuce: ALSO UNSUBSCRIBE pants: IS JIZZFEST ON MONDAY AGAIN THIS YEAR deuce: IT'S EVERYDAY (DUH) pants: OKAY HERE'S MY PITCH: IT'S CALLED THE HOMO SHOPPING NETWORK AND

atandt: EZRA POUND AND E.E. CUMMINGS ????? spigot: EZRA POUND MY FACE INTO THE CARPET MORE LIKE IT spigot: WHO WANTS ANOTHER MUG OF FAG NOG

pants: F deuce: AGREED pants: F deuce: OKAY NOW YOU'RE GETTING SQUIRMY SIR pants: F deuce: THAT'S BETTER

pants: I'M A GIANT AMAZON ANT LOOK AT ME deuce: I'M A BANANA SPLIT (NOT VERY IMAGINATIVE)

pants: F A N F I C spigot: THAT'S F AS IN FAGGOT, A IS IN A FAGGOT, N LIKE THE N WORD, F AGAIN, I'M A FAGGOT, CHRIST JESUS

pants: I'D FUCK ME deuce: THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID WHEN I ASKED THIS QUESTION TO YOU A FEW MONTHS AGO deuce: LYING TO THE FBI IS A FELONY pants: FEMALE BODY INSPECTORS ONLY HAVE JURISDICTION AT THE FEDERAL LEVEL, NOT AT STATE spigot: THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RETARDS

spigot: LET'S HAVE A FUCKING PARADE spigot: HUHGUHAUHGUHAUHG THE SOUND OF POKING AND CHOKING AND THEM NOT UNDERSTANDING spigot: FACE AGAINST THE TILE, STARING AT NUTS AND BOLTS

pants: FACE DOWN IN THE SHITTER deuce: STUFFED IN A HOLE spigot: PENISES IN YOUR MOUTH MIGHT BE CREATING A PRIVACY NIGHTMARE

pants: I WOULD LIKE ONE (1) FART PLEASE pants: NOT ASKING FOR A LOT HERE spigot: I TRIED BUT COULDN'T deuce: ZERO FARTS GIVEN pants: OOF OW deuce: LET'S FACE IT, IF YOU HAD A FART, YOU'D JUST WASTE IT pants: YEAH

pants: THE DARK PHOENIX SAGA spigot: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT pants: J.K. SIMMONS AS J. JONAH JAMESON spigot: I CANNOT UNDERSTAND pants: FACE IT TIGER YOU HIT THE JACKPOT spigot: YOU LEFT YOUR BONG AT MY MOM'S HOUSE

pants: PLEASE PAINT MY FACE RIGHT UP deuce: WHAT COLOR deuce: WHITE OR RED pants: I WAS THINKING OF A LOVELY TRANSLUCENT EGGWHITE

spigot: JAPANESE AND CHINESE DICKS spigot: LIVING IN HARMONY spigot: I'M READY FOR MY FACE SHOT NOW PLEASE

deuce: I'm a Social Media Influencer effigy: SQUIRPY deuce: I'm feeling one of those coming on effigy: me too, let's facetime

spigot: ITS FACIAL FRIDAY ON SPUNKSITES IF YOU HAVE A SPUNKPASS pants: I ONLY HAVE ALL-ANAL ACCESS spigot: L

pants: I'M FADING FAST pants: ALSO SOMEBODY LEFT MY QUEER CHAIR IN THE RAIN pants: NOW MY JEANS ARE SOAKED