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0 | 2/29/2022 |
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number zero |
#deuce-pants #exception #german #green-background #nine-dicks #python |
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8,324 | 1/1/2022 |
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in the car spigot: I BEAT OFF IN THE CAR WITH SAFEWAY CONDITIONER |
spigot |
#beating-off #green-background #safeway #spigot-solo #starbucks-background |
8,325 | 1/2/2022 |
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99 bottles spigot: 99 BOTTLES OF DICK IN MY MOUTH
deuce: HA
spigot: CAN YOU AT LEAST WAIT FOR ME TO FINISH THE JOKE BEFORE YOUR DUMB LAUGHTER
spigot: 99 BOTTLES OF DICK
spigot: YOU CHOKE THEM DOWN AND POKE EM AROUND
spigot: 98 BOTTLES OF DICK IN MY MOUTH
spigot: 98 BOTTLES OF DICK IN MY MOUTH
spigot: 98 BOTTLES OF DICK
spigot: YOU CH
spigot: DECEASED |
deuce spigot |
#death #deuce-spigot #dick #joke #laughing-deuce #singing #woodring-room-background |
8,326 | 1/3/2022 |
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of yellow to brown spigot: ON A SCALE OF YELLOW TO BROWN, YELLOW BEING TINKLE
spigot: WHAT CAN I SAY, I'M A HAND HUMPING LOSER AND MY GANG SIGN IS LITERALLY MAKING AN L ON MY HEAD
spigot: CAN YOU SEE ME WIGGLING A PINKY FINGER INDICATING MY SAD, SMALL PENIS
deuce: BROWN |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #mountain-background |
8,327 | 1/4/2022 |
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lord jesus pants: THE LORDJESUS CHRISTHIMSELF
spigot: DIARRHEAALL OVERTHE PELOTON PLUS |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
8,328 | 1/5/2022 |
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the milking table spigot: T DEUCE WILL YOU JOIN ME AT THE MILKING TABLE
pants: COME ON MAN I’M RIGHT HERE YOU KNOW I LOVE THE MILKING TABLE HE WON’T BE AWAKE FOR HOURS |
pants spigot |
#bored-pants #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #milking #sfw #woodring-field-background |
8,329 | 1/6/2022 |
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amazon echo deuce: I GOT MY AMAZON ECHO !!!! THROWING IT IN THE TRASH WITHOUT OPENING THE BOX |
deuce |
#alexa #amazon #deuce-solo #mousehole #sfw #sha-na-na #single-panel #woodring-room-background |
8,330 | 1/7/2022 |
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blk blk blk spigot: BLK BLK BLK ASMR DICKLICKING
spigot: (COCKSUCKING) |
spigot |
#asmr #cocksucking #dicklicking #mousehole #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
8,331 | 1/8/2022 |
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hey pants: U GOT A HARD-ON MISTER GRINCH
spigot: :NOTES: HEY / OFFICER KRUP / KE
spigot: I'M TRANS BTW :NOTES: |
pants spigot |
#anybodys #emoji #ghetto-u #grinch #gunmetal-background #pants-spigot #singing #trans #weird-pants-face #west-side-story |
8,332 | 1/9/2022 |
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up the river pants: PRETTY SURE COLONEL KURTZ ISN’T UP THE RIVER AND WE SHOULD ALL JUST GO HOME
spigot: I HEARD HE'S (TINKERBELL SOUND AND GESTURE)
pants: (EYES POPPING OUT) (CLAPPING SO HARD I FLOAT OFF THE GROUND) (FOG HORN) |
pants spigot |
#apocalypse-now #funloving-nonsense #gay #heart-of-darkness #pants-spigot #sfw #sfx #woodring-stairs-background |
8,333 | 1/10/2022 |
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free mars deuce: TOGETHER
pants: FOREVER
deuce: UNTIL DEATH DO US PAR [[[TRANSMISSION INTERRUPTED BY MURDER-SUICIDE]]]
pants: WISH ME LUCK (PUSHES OWN FACE INTO TOILET, FLUSHES)
deuce: (LAST DYING BREATH) FREE MARS. |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #marriage #mars #murder #red-background #sfw #suicide #toilet |
8,334 | 1/11/2022 |
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larger and larger by the minute deuce: OKAY THIS BOOSTER CLEARLY ISN'T WORKING BECAUSE MY WANG IS GROWING LARGER AND LARGER BY THE MINUTE
pants: I CAN SEE IT FROM SPACE
spigot: FIRST JAB I PUFFED UP LIKE A BALLOON CAUSE WE WENT TO A DOUBLE DRIVE-THRU KRISPY KREME IN-N-OUT BURGER AFTER |
deuce pants spigot |
#covid-19 #deuce-pants-spigot #drive-thru #fatness #in-n-out #krispy-kreme #mountain-background #vaccination #wang |
8,335 | 1/12/2022 |
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sweatpants, t-shirt, cardigan sweater pants: SWEATPANTS
pants: T-SHIRT
pants: CARDIGAN SWEATER
pants: I AM
pants: PROUD TO
pants: BE A BED WETTER |
pants |
#bedwetting #fashion #pants-solo #rhyming #sfw #urine #yellow-background |
8,336 | 1/13/2022 |
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the suggested next word deuce: IF I TYPE "DICKS" THE SUGGESTED NEXT WORD IS "SELF-SUCKING" WHICH IS WEIRD IN AT LEAST TWO WAYS
pants: SHRUG |
deuce pants |
#autocomplete #deuce-pants #dicks #stalldoor-background |
8,337 | 1/14/2022 |
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fart fonts spigot: INTRODUCING FART FONTS
spigot: THEY MAKE FART SOUNDS WHEN YOU TYPE THEM MAYBE
spigot: INTRODUCING PLUS FARTS
spigot: YOU DO A FART BUT YOU CAN ALSO CONFIGURE IT |
spigot |
#farts #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
8,338 | 1/15/2022 |
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nog rolled spigot: U GOT NOG ROLLED
spigot: IN THAT YOU DRANK EGG NOG AND ORDERED EGG ROLLS AND NOW YOU'RE ON THE TOILET IN THE DARK |
spigot |
#food #ghetto-u #grey-background #sfw #spigot-solo #toilet |
8,339 | 1/16/2022 |
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magic show pants: WHAT TIME DOES YOUR PIER 31 MAGIC SHOW START
spigot: EVERY 2 HOURS WITH TWO 15MIN BREAKS AND ONE 30MIN BREAK FOR LUNCH
spigot: PROBLEM IS THE RESTROOMS ARE 20 MINS AWAY
pants: 15 MINUTES IS BARELY ENOUGH TIME TO THROW CINDER BLOCKS AT THE ELEPHANT SEALS
spigot: I JUST LEAVE THEM IN THEIR FOOD BOWLS |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
8,340 | 1/17/2022 |
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sissify my tiny caged prick spigot: SISSIFYMYTINYCAGEDPRICK.COM WOULD LIKE TO SEND YOU NOTIFICATIONS.
spigot: IF I'M SUPPOSED TO STAY AWAKE ANY LATER THAN THIS THESE DAYS I NEED A NEW DEALER
pants: YOU MEAN LIKE AN ICE CREAM SANDWICH DEALER OR A ROUND TABLE PIZZA DEALER
spigot: I GUESS I MEAN MY LOCAL COMIC BOOK DEALER
pants: HE’S SAYING WHAT WE’RE ALL THINKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
pants spigot |
#bored-pants #coy-pants #pants-spigot #permission #pricks #sissy #woodring-room-background |
8,341 | 1/18/2022 |
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cookies pants: WELL MAYBE JUST DON’T VISIT WEBSITES THAT USE COOKIES THEN |
pants |
#cookies #mountain-background #pants-solo #programming #sfw #web |
8,342 | 1/19/2022 |
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kiss me pants: MY >>HEART<< IS >>FULL<<
deuce: HI BOYS
pants: KISS ME YOU FOOL
deuce: N |
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #kiss #sfw #somber-deuce #urinal-background #y-n |
8,343 | 1/20/2022 |
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your resume spigot: A SPECIAL HOLIDAY FART VIDEO FOR MY FANS
spigot: NO BUT WE'LL KEEP YOUR RESUME ON FILE |
spigot |
#farts #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
8,344 | 1/21/2022 |
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macsbugth spigot: BY THE THUMBINGOF MY PRICK
spigot: SOMETHING WICKEDLICKS MY DICK
spigot: NOTICE HOW I PLAYEDALL THREE DICKLICKERS
spigot: (COCKSUCKERS)
pants: A POODOTH POKE
spigot: SHUT UP |
pants spigot |
#bored-pants #cocksucking #deuce-pants-spigot #dicklicking #macsbug #mountain-background #poo #shakespeare #somber-deuce |
8,345 | 1/22/2022 |
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make your own hours spigot: YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN HOURS
pants: MY OFFICE CAN BE MY CAR!!!
spigot: KEEP ALL OF YOUR TIPS* |
pants spigot |
#antiwork #pants-spigot #sfw #woodring-room-background |
8,346 | 1/23/2022 |
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tamping spigot: (FLATTENING DIRT PILE WITH SHOVEL) WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES AS PARENTS |
spigot |
#brown-background #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo |
8,347 | 1/24/2022 |
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oscar mike pants: CHOKE ME RIGHT UP UNTIL I’M ABOUT TO JIZZ THEN PUNCH ME IN THE FACE
pants: I’M NOT A COMPLICATED MAN
deuce: OSCAR MIKE |
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #choking #coy-pants #deuce-pants #jizz #urinal-background |
8,348 | 1/25/2022 |
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going outside spigot: GOING OUTSIDE IS FOR FAGS
spigot: WHEN WILL NEWS STORIES ABOUT SCHOOL SHOOTINGS EXAMINE HOW MANY VICTIMS REALLY REALLY DESERVED IT
spigot: WHO DARES ME TO DO LINES AND BEAT OFF ALL DAY
spigot: THEY'LL BE LINES FROM SHAKESPEARE |
spigot |
#beating-off #cocaine #drugs #mountain-background #school-shooting #shakespeare #spigot-solo |
8,349 | 1/26/2022 |
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shampoo dispenser spigot: WHERE'S THE SHAMPOO DISPENSSSSSSSSSSSS
pants: IT’S STUCK YOU JUST HAVE TO TUG IT
pants: HMM MAYBE THE OTHER DIRECTION
pants: WAS ANYBODY ON THIS TALKER NOT MOLESTED |
pants spigot |
#bored-pants #huffy-pants #molestation #pants-spigot #talker #woodring-stairs-background |
8,350 | 1/27/2022 |
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to the tune of the theme from spider-man (1967) spigot: TOILET BOWLS
spigot: TOILET BOWLS
spigot: HELPING YOU MEET
spigot: YOUR TOILET GOALS
spigot: TAKE A SHIT
spigot: ON THE FLOOR
spigot: NO ONE KNOWS
spigot: WHAT THE BOWLS ARE FOR |
spigot |
#singing #spider-man #spigot-solo #toilet #white-background |
8,351 | 1/28/2022 |
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family-sized spigot: FAMILY-SIZED SQUIRTS IN MY MID-RANGE SEDAN
spigot: :LOUDSPEAKER: PANTS FROM BONEQUEST WEARS LADY CLOTHING
pants: FLUSTERED, JUMPING TO TRY AND GRAB THE MEGAPHONE AWAY FROM YOU |
pants spigot |
#crossdressing #emoji #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #sfw #woodring-field-background |
8,352 | 1/29/2022 |
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candy, no candy pants: SEARCHING MY POCKETS FOR CANDY
pants: EMPTY |
pants |
#bored-pants #candy #despair #mountain-background #pants-solo #sfw |
8,353 | 1/30/2022 |
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you bring dishonor spigot: HAD TO TAKE A HOODIE OFF WHILE HOLDING A DONUT AND LOST A FEW SPRINKLES |
spigot |
#donut #pink-background #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #tragedy |
8,354 | 1/31/2022 |
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lick dick forever pants: :sailboat: |
pants spigot |
#emoji #mountain-background #pants-spigot #single-panel |
8,355 | 2/1/2022 |
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emotional support groups spigot: EMOTIONAL SUPPORT GROUPSFOR WHEN THE EMOJISDON'T FACE THEDIRECTION YOU WANT |
spigot |
#emoji #mountain-background #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo |
8,356 | 2/2/2022 |
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wang chung deuce: ALSO CAN EVERYONE PLEASE *NOT* WANG CHUNG TONIGHT BECAUSE IT'S STARTING TO MAKE A BIT OF A MESS |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #sfw #single-panel #wang-chung #woodring-stairs-background |
8,357 | 2/3/2022 |
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jelly newton spigot: TRY MAKING FIG NEWTONS WITHOUT FIGS AND ADD PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY
spigot: YOU STUPID SHITS
spigot: MAYBE SLIGHTLY MORE JELLY THAN PEANUT BUTTER
deuce: AND THUS, SPIGOT INVENTED THE JELLY NEWTON
deuce: DEUCE INSISTED IT BE CALLED THE JELLY LEIBNIZ, BUT SPIGOT VEHEMENTLY DISAGREED. YEARS OF LAWSUITS ENSUED
deuce: BOTH DIED OF OLD AGE BEFORE THE CASE WAS SETTLED |
deuce spigot |
#brown-background #cooking #deuce-spigot #fig-newtons #math #tragedy |
8,358 | 2/4/2022 |
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canvassing the neighborhood spigot: DONG DONG
deuce: (WIPING COUNTERS) I SEEN HIM. HE CAME IN HERE LAST NIGHT WITH SOME DAME
effigy: (STACKING CRATES) SHE WAS STEAMED. SHE SAID A FEW TIMES SHE WISHED HE WAS DEAD
pants: (CAMERA 2) I CAN'T LET DIARRHEA SLOW ME DOWN |
deuce effigy pants spigot |
#detective #deuce-effigy-pants-spigot #diarrhea #law-and-order #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
8,359 | 2/5/2022 |
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in the financial district spigot: ARE YOU TELLING ME THERE'S A :POINT_RIGHT:QUEER:POINT_LEFT: PODCAST
spigot: FOLLOW-UP: DO YOU DARE ME TO MAKE A SWASTIKA OUT OF HOT DOGS AND SQUIRT MUSTARD ON PEOPLE IN THE FINANCIAL DISTRICT
spigot: THERE'S NO RIGHT OR WRONG [[[RUNS AWAY]]]
spigot: ALEXA HIDE MY PHONE
pants: GUH FAT
deuce: EVERYBODY
deuce: PRESENT YOUR FANNYPACKS FOR INSPECTION
spigot: :NOTES: BIG THICK DICKS / FROM NOON TO SIX :NOTES:
spigot: SERIOUSLY WE CLOSE AT 6PM PDT
pants: :DUCK: AFLAC |
deuce pants spigot |
#aflac #alexa #deuce-pants-spigot #dicks #duck #emoji #fannypacks #funloving-nonsense #hotdogs #nazi #podcast #singing #woodring-stairs-background |
8,360 | 2/6/2022 |
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stuff and things deuce: T PANTS WE SHOULD DO STUFF AND THINGS
pants: T DEUCE OH I AGREE, I AGREE
deuce: OKAY, PULL YOUR PANTS DOWN, I'LL GET THE SHREDDED LETTUCE |
deuce pants |
#ass-tacos #deuce-pants #food #mountain-background #sfw |
8,361 | 2/7/2022 |
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any way pants: ANYWAY: DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY COCK
deuce: GROSS
pants: I DIDN'T HEAR NO |
deuce pants |
#cock #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #exhibitionism #gunmetal-background |
8,362 | 2/8/2022 |
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gravitational lensing deuce: I JUST WON A NOBLE PRIZE [SIC]
spigot: MY PENIS LOOKS SMALL BECAUSE OF GRAVITATIONAL LENSING
spigot: BUT AS YOU CAN SEE I HAVE FOUR |
deuce spigot |
#astronomy #black-background #breakfast #deuce-spigot #laughing-deuce #nobel-prize #penis #science #typo |
8,363 | 2/9/2022 |
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non sequiturs dick: THE DEEP DARK NIGHT OF MY ASS
pants: I HATE COLE PORTER
deuce: I'M AN ASSET TAG |
deuce dick pants |
#ass #asset-tag #cole-porter #deuce-pants-dick #single-panel #woodring-room-background |
8,364 | 2/10/2022 |
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can of soda spigot: I OPENED THE FRIDGE AND A CAN OF SODA ROLLED OUT AND HIT THE FLOOR AND NOW I KNOW HOW MY PENIS FEELS |
#pepsi #red-background #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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8,365 | 2/11/2022 |
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and... action pants: HAVE YOU GOT AN ERECTION, BOY ?????
spigot: CUT
pants: BOY HAVE ***YOU*** GOT AN ERECTION !!!!
spigot: CUT
spigot: THE LINE IS: " HAVE YOU A VALEDICTION, BOY-O "
pants: HAS THAT BOY GOT AN ERECTION OR ****WHAT*** ??!?!
spigot: CUT
pants: BOY-O-BOY DO I LIKE BOYS' ERECTIONS
spigot: CUT |
pants spigot |
#boner #boys #coy-pants #cut #erections #gay #la-confidential #mountain-background #outtake #pants-spigot |
8,366 | 2/12/2022 |
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what the hell am i training for then pants: I'M STARTING TO THINK THE PISS OLYMPICS ISN'T A REAL THING
deuce: IT'S STILL ONLY IN THE PLANNING STAGES
pants: WHAT THE HELL AM I TRAINING FOR THEN |
#current-events #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #mountain-background #olympics #piss #somber-deuce |
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8,367 | 2/13/2022 |
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what the hell is wrong deuce: JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU HOMOS
spigot: EVIDENTLY NOTHING IF YOU READ AND ABSORB THE SCROLLBACK |
#chat #deuce-spigot #gay #single-panel #turquoise-background |
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8,368 | 2/14/2022 |
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cold uncaring waters spigot: 5 MINS TO 4:20 SO I BETTER FINISH MY WINE
spigot: T PANTS WILL YOU JOIN ME ON THE STEPS OF THE FERRY BUILDING FOR A BIG OL' BONGHIT
pants: I'M NOT FALLING FOR THE OL' "FERRY BUILDING" TRICK AGAIN
pants: SPLOOSH!!! THE COLD UNCARING WATERS OF THE BAY |
#bay-area #blue-background #bonghit #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #physical-comedy #sfw #wine |
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8,369 | 2/15/2022 |
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for fuck's sake deuce: FAT FUCK SYNDROME
deuce: THAT'S WHAT I GOT |
#cocksucking #deuce-solo #diagnosis #fat #gunmetal-background #hi-fi #sad-deuce #somber-deuce |
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8,370 | 2/16/2022 |
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blurklpth sorry spigot: BLURKLPTH SORRY BLURKLPTH SORRY BLURKLPTH SORRY BLURKLPTH SORRY |
#deuce-pants-spigot #huffy-pants #sfw #single-panel #sorry #yellow-background |
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8,371 | 2/17/2022 |
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decorative deuce: WE ARE ALL GOD'S CHILDREN
deuce: I MEAN EXCEPT EVERYONE HERE
pants: BE HARD WITH ME
deuce: N
pants: BUT WHY THO
deuce: I LOST THE ABILITY TO MAINTAIN AN ERECTION
pants: AH
spigot: WHATEVER'S GOING ON DOWN THERE IS PURELY DECORATIVE |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #erection #green-background #somber-deuce #weird-pants-face |
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8,372 | 2/18/2022 |
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wake up you're dreaming deuce: OKAY OKAY I'M UP I'M UP
pants: YOU'RE STILL DREAMING
deuce: I DREAMT OF A NEW BONEQUEST HI-FI!!!11
pants: AND YOU WERE REWARDED IN REALITY
pants: NOW DREAM ME $10000 FOR COKE AND HOOKERS
pants: J/K MORE LIKE $8 FOR COFFEE AND A KOUIGN AMANN
deuce: CAN'T YOU USE REAL WORDS
pants: :NOTES: I SURE DO LOVE / TO SUCK DICK
spigot: SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL LITERALLY PACKED WITH RAISINS PRUNES WALNUTS AND PECANS
deuce: THE REQUEST STANDS
spigot: D'OUGH
deuce: IT'S BRETON FOR "BUTTER CAKE" AND THE _NEW YORK TIMES_ DESCRIBED IT AS "THE FATTEST PASTRY IN ALL OF EUROPE" |
#brown-background #coy-pants #deuce-pants-spigot #dream #drunk-deuce #fatness #food #kouign-amann #nonstandard-title-panel #singing #weird-pants-face |
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8,373 | 2/19/2022 |
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the case of the impertinent waiter pants: I JUST NEED TO KNOW HOW MANY COWBOYS AND WHAT THEY ARE DOING
spigot: I'LL HAVE FAG FRIES WITH RAM RANCH
pants: ANY SAUCE WITH THAT
deuce: HE JUST SAID RAM RANCH YOU IMPERTINENT WAITER
pants: SACRE BLEU |
#cowboy #coy-pants #deuce-pants-spigot #fag #french #jean-charles #minecraft-background #ram-ranch |
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8,374 | 2/20/2022 |
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presidents spigot: :POINT_RIGHT::SKIN-TONE-2:PRESIDENT:POINT_LEFT::SKIN-TONE-2: OF THE SAN ANSELMO BEDWETTERS ASSOCIATION
deuce: IT'S MORE OF AN HONORARY POSITION, REALLY
deuce: WE'RE ALL PRESIDENTS AT THE SABA |
#bay-area #bedwetting #deuce-spigot #president #sfw #urinal-background #urine |
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8,375 | 2/21/2022 |
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a perfectly good copy spigot: WITH MY ZOOM LENS I CAN SEE SOMEONE HAS THROWN AWAY A PERFECTLY GOOD COPY OF ANNIE AND THE MAGIC DILDO
spigot: I HOPE SHE FINDS WHATEVER IT IS SHE'S LOOKING FOR
spigot: THE REAL MAGIC WAS IN HER REAR END THE WHOLE TIME |
#ass #dildo #literature #magic #pink-background #porn #spigot-solo #voyeurism |
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8,376 | 2/22/2022 |
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just introduce me spigot: JUST INTRODUCE ME AS MASTER OF THE MACABRE AND I'LL TAKE IT FROM THERE
spigot: CONFETTI BOMB EXPLODES |
#grey-background #sfw #spigot-solo |
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8,377 | 2/23/2022 |
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how to ruin everything spigot: 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨
pants: PLEASE SPEAK ENGLISH
spigot: NOBODY WILL EVER STOP PLAYING
pants: WHAT IF IT COSTS $4.99/MO TO PLAY (EXCLUSIVELY THROUGH PATREON) |
#hurgle #monetization #pants-spigot #patreon #sfw #white-background #wordle |
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8,378 | 2/24/2022 |
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fresh out pants: DICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!
deuce: WHERE
pants: DUNNO
pants: WAS HOPING YOU HAD SOME
deuce: FRESH OUT |
#bored-pants #deuce-pants #dicks #somber-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,379 | 2/25/2022 |
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maidan deuce: WHY ARE THE RUSSIANS AND UKRAINIANS FIGHTING OVER MY DONG
deuce: SEE THIS JOKE WOULD HAVE BEEN FUNNIER IN 2014 |
#blue-background #current-events #deuce-solo #dong #drunk-deuce #russia #russian #sad-deuce #ukraine #ukranian #war |
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8,380 | 2/26/2022 |
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urk spigot: IMAGINE HOW MANY CANADAS AND MEXICOS WE'D HAVE BY NOW IF PUTIN WAS OUR PRESIDENT
pants: ONE EXTREMELY POLITE ENCHILADA POR FAVOR
spigot: GROSS
pants: ONE JAPALENO MAPLE SYRUP KARTOSHKA IF YOU PLEASE
spigot: SPEAK :POINT-RIGHT: ENGLISH :POINT-LEFT: |
#canada #current-events #emoji #mexicans #mexico #mountain-background #pants-spigot #putin #russia #typo #ukraine |
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8,381 | 2/27/2022 |
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what spigot: WHAT TOILET CAM |
#cam #camera #high-res #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #toilet #urinal-background #voyeurism #webcam |
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8,382 | 2/28/2022 |
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good for consumers spigot: PUTIN'S PEACEKEEPING TANKS
spigot: THESE TWO COUNTRIES SHOULD MERGE ANYWAY SO THERE'S A SINGLE SOURCE OF PROSTITUTES (GOOD FOR CONSUMERS)
pants: WHY ARE THEIR FACES WEIRD OR OFF UNCANNY VALLEY-STYLE
spigot: WE ARE DEAD INSIDE LIKE ROBOT
spigot: THEY PRONOUNCE IT ROBUT
spigot: WE HAVE MATTRESS AND CAM |
#bored-pants #camwhores #cornflower-background #current-events #pants-spigot #ukraine #webcam |
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8,383 | 3/1/2022 |
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apple pay spigot: THE ROBOT PROSTITUTE HAS CLAMPED MY DONG AND I NEED MORE QUARTERS
pants: IT TAKES APPLE PAY (NOT EVEN LOOKING UP FROM DOODLE JUMP) |
#apple-pay #dongs #doodle-jump #genital-mutilation #pants-spigot #prostitute #robot #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,384 | 3/2/2022 |
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barocco & butterflies pants: T SPIGOT HOW MANY TIMES A DAY ON AVERAGE DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT VERSACE SHIRT FROM _THE COUNSELOR_ (FOR ME IT'S ABOUT EVERY 5-10 SECONDS)
deuce: GAY |
#deuce-pants-spigot #gay #single-panel #versace #yellow-background |
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8,385 | 3/3/2022 |
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for future generations pants: AN UNKNOWN, UNQUANTIFIABLE AMOUNT OF JACKING OFF
deuce: WELL IT'S QUANTIFIABLE BUT IT'S TOO LARGE TO MEASURE PRACTICALLY
pants: THEN WE SHOULD SET IT ASIDE FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS WHO MAY HAVE MORE EXACT INSTRUMENTS |
#coy-pants #drunk-deuce #jacking-off #science #somber-deuce #woodring-field-background |
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8,386 | 3/4/2022 |
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better effigy: UGH, THE WIND SHIFTED AND NOW ALL I SMELL IS COW POO
deuce: I SAID I WAS SORRY
effigy: APOLOGIES DO NOT END THE SMELL
deuce: I SAID I SAID I WAS SORRY
effigy: THAT'S BETTER |
#apologies #brown-background #cows #deuce-effigy #pee #poo #sfw |
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8,387 | 3/5/2022 |
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kilo alpha spigot: CAN'T SPELL UKRAINE WITHOUT URINE |
#current-events #ham-radio #joke #minecraft-background #single-panel #spigot-solo #ukraine #urine |
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8,388 | 3/6/2022 |
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just and verdant pants: FOR GOD AND COUNTRY
pants: HALGHAULGHALHLUAG
pants: FOR THE QUEEN
pants: BGLAUHGLAGHLAGHLUAG
pants: FOR A JUST AND VERDANT SOCIETY
pants: GHUALGHLAHGLUHALUAG |
#cocksucking-noises #mountain-background #pants-solo |
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8,389 | 3/7/2022 |
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no thanks spigot: NO THANKS, I DON'T LIKE TO POO IN MY PANTS.
spigot: HURRR SMOOSHED FLAT AND SQUARE INTO THE SIDE OF THE STALL LIKE ONE OF STEVEN SODERBERGH'S VINTAGE LENSES
spigot: NINE ERECTIONS REMAINING |
#erections #poo #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,390 | 3/8/2022 |
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fudge pants: MILK MILK
spigot: LEMONADE
pants: AROUND THE CORNER YOU'LL GET :POINT-RIGHT: :POINT-RIGHT: :POINT-RIGHT: :POINT-RIGHT: LAID :POINT-LEFT::POINT-LEFT::POINT-LEFT: :POINT-LEFT:
deuce: GET IN THE SEX TRAFFICKING VAN |
#abduction #bored-pants #deuce-pants-spigot #emoji #mountain-background #singing |
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8,391 | 3/9/2022 |
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dress code hanford: WE NEED TO DISCUSS THE DRESS CODE HERE AT BONEQUEST
deuce: MY BONER IS HAPPY TO SEE YOU
hanford: WE NEED TO DISCUSS THE DRESS CODE HERE AT BONEQUEST
effigy: WE ARE NO LONGER FRIENDS
hanford: WE NEED TO DISCUSS THE DRESS CODE HERE AT BONEQUEST
atandt: I WAS MAKING A TOY FOR THE BIRDS
hanford: WE NEED TO DISCUSS THE DRESS CODE HERE AT BONEQUEST
spigot: LOOKING IN THE FRIDGE FOR PASTRAMI
hanford: WE NEED TO DISCUSS THE DRESS COD}}}}}}}}}}}} NO CARRIER
pants: WARDIALING FOR DICKS |
#atandt-deuce-effigy-hanford-pants-spigot #birds #censored #meta #mountain-background #no-carrier #telephone #telephony #wardialing |
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8,392 | 3/10/2022 |
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existence annihilated pants: SO, SO TIRED
pants: I'D LIKE A BULLET THROUGH THE CENTER OF MY HEAD PLEASE (I'LL EAT IT HERE)
deuce: THAT SEEMS LIKE AN EXTREME REACTION FOR BEING TIRED
pants: NO IT'S ABOUT RIGHT
pants: +/- ONE EXISTENCE ANNIHILATED
deuce: CASUALTIES: 1.0 |
#bored-pants #death #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #sad-deuce #very-very-tired #violence #white-background |
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8,393 | 3/11/2022 |
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rooting deuce: MAYBE UKRAINE CAN HOLD THEM OFF INDEFINITELY
pants: WORKS FOR ME, WHATEVER'S MORE ENTERTAINING AND DOESN'T PRE-EMPT FOOTBALL
pants: NOT MY PRECIOUS XFL OR WHATEVER IT IS
pants: THIS YEAR I'M ROOTING FOR THE XML JSONS |
#bored-pants #current-events #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #football #gay #json #pink-background #programming #sfw #somber-deuce #ukraine #xfl #xml |
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8,394 | 3/12/2022 |
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shoulder to shoulder (face to face) spigot: WE SHOULD LAY OUR PENISES SIDE BY SIDE AND CONDUCT AN OSCAR SLUGFEST #OSCARS #STREAMING
effigy: ......ARE WE STANDING SHOULDER TO SHOULDER OR FACE TO FACE?
pants: CONSIDER SETTING UP SHOP NEAR THE TOILET WITH MUSIC, YOUR LAPTOP, MAGAZINES, OR BOOKS |
#colonoscopy #effigy-pants-spigot #hashtag #hurgle #oscars #sfw #toilet #woodring-room-background #wordle |
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8,395 | 3/13/2022 |
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come on now spigot: DO TRANS PEOPLE JUST NOT CARE THEY'RE FUCKING UP MACHINE LEARNING |
#ai #mountain-background #qbert #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #trans #transgender #ts |
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8,396 | 3/14/2022 |
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please be advised spigot: PLEASE BE ADVISED YOU ALL LICK DICK
effigy: K
spigot: SOOTHING QUEERSCAPES |
#dicklicking #effigy-spigot #low-res #queerscapes #woodring-room-background |
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8,397 | 3/15/2022 |
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g.c.s. spigot: WELL THAT GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH
spigot: :DARK_SUNGLASSES:
spigot: GOT PROVOLOWNED |
#cheese #csi #emoji #food #joke #sandwich #sfw #spigot-solo #yellow-background |
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8,398 | 3/16/2022 |
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the joy pants: THE JOY OF TYPING NONSENSE AND COMING BACK TO FIND MORE NONSENSE
pants: ABSOLUTELY MURDER ME
deuce: CONSIDER YOURSELF MURDERED
pants: HURRY UP THEN |
#deuce-pants #funloving-nonsense #huffy-pants #murder #white-background |
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8,399 | 3/17/2022 |
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remember when deuce: REMEMBER THE '70S ?????
pants: NOPE
effigy: NO
spigot: HANG YOURSELF |
#1970s #70s #deuce-effigy-pants-spigot #nostalgia #olive-background #somber-deuce |
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8,400 | 3/18/2022 |
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irate pirates spigot: WE'VE CONTRIBUTED ENOUGH CONTENT TO SOCIETY AND MADE A REAL DIFFERENCE THAT WE NEVER HAVE TO PAY FOR MOVIES AGAIN
pants: WE BOUGHT ENOUGH $18.99 CDS FROM TOWER, WE'RE GOOD |
#mountain-background #pants-spigot #piracy #sfw #tower-records |
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8,401 | 3/19/2022 |
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cyber hugs pants: ARE DOMAIN NAMES NFTS
pants: WHAT ABOUT TWITTER HANDLES
deuce: LEAVE ME ALONE
pants: ARE YOU HUNG OVER HONEY
deuce: N
pants: NEED A HUG
deuce: YYY
pants: HOW ABOUT A CYBER HUG
deuce: YN |
#a-love-story #coy-pants #drunk-deuce #hug #nft #woodring-stairs-background #y-n |
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8,402 | 3/20/2022 |
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send help deuce: I ATE TORTILLA CHIPS LAST NIGHT SO I SCRAPED THE ROOF OF MY MOUTH, PLEASE SEND HELP |
#afraid-deuce #deuce-solo #food #help #injury #mountain-background #sfw #single-panel |
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8,403 | 3/21/2022 |
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good morning all spigot: ATHERTON RESIDENT, MASTURBATOR
pants: GOD'S BUTTHOLE
effigy: WELL GOOD MORNING ALL
deuce: IT'S A MIGHTY FINE DAY FOR US TO FIGHT INFLATION
deuce: WITH OUR FISTS |
#deuce-effigy-pants-spigot #economics #iris-was-here #white-background |
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8,404 | 3/22/2022 |
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been drinking deuce: T BONEQUEST I HAVE BEEN DRINKING
deuce: T BONEQUEST HELLO
deuce: T BONEQUEST WHY DON'T YOU ANSWER ME
pants: WHAT A FUCKING PRICK |
#bonequest #deuce-effigy-pants-spigot #drinking #orange-background #poking #poo |
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8,405 | 3/23/2022 |
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time in a bottle spigot: IF I COULD SAVE TIME IN A BOTTLE I WOULD PUT THAT BOTTLE UP MY REAR END AND DO HOUR-LONG FARTS AT THANKSGIVING |
#brown-background #farts #jim-croce #spigot-solo #thanksgiving |
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8,406 | 3/24/2022 |
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due to space/time pants: I CAN'T EVEN SUCK DICK STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deuce: BECAUSE THE DICKS ARE CURVED??/
pants: DUE TO SPACE/TIME
effigy: IT'S ALL RELATIVES
deuce: GAY DADS
effigy: STEP BROTHERS
pants: JUST A ONE TIME THING IN A PARKING LOT
deuce: IT'S NOT GAY IF THEY'RE NOT BLOOD RELATED
deuce: (FINGER TO EAR) THIS JUST IN, IT SURE IS GAY |
#cocksucking #cosmology #coy-pants #deuce-effigy-pants #dicklicking #gay #gay-theory #gaydads #grey-background #incest #somber-deuce #this-just-in |
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8,407 | 3/25/2022 |
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five guys deuce: I ORDERED FROM FIVE GUYS AND ALL I GOT WERE THESE FIVE GUYS |
#deuce-solo #food #gangbang #gay #sad-deuce #sfw #urinal-background |
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8,408 | 3/26/2022 |
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what i say spigot: YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY TO TRANS HATERS
spigot: ***** PUNCH ***** MEN HAVE DICKS DEAL WITH IT |
#current-events #deuce-spigot #dicks #mountain-background #photoshop #physical-comedy #sfw #transgender #truth #ukraine #violence #violent-disapproval |
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8,409 | 3/27/2022 |
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do it for you pants: FINE, I WILL PERSONALLY BEAT MYSELF OFF
deuce: NO ONE WILL DO IT FOR YOU
pants: WELL YOU'RE HERE
deuce: DO I LOOK LIKE I'M A BEATER OFFER
pants: AYUH |
#beating-off #blue-background #coy-pants #deuce-pants #multiple-backgrounds #orange-background #red-background #somber-deuce |
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8,410 | 3/28/2022 |
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who ever spigot: WHOEVER SAID I LICK DICK WAS REALLY NOT JOKING BLORK BLOP |
#dicklicking #gunmetal-background #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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8,411 | 3/29/2022 |
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the second law pants: I FELL ASLEEP WITH MY DICK IN A HOT POCKET ONLY TO WAKE UP TO A LUKEWARM POCKET
deuce: YOU HAVE LEARNED A VALUABLE LESSON ABOUT ENTROPY |
#black-background #bored-pants #deuce-pants #entropy #food #hot-pocket #physics #science #sfw #somber-deuce #tragedy |
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8,412 | 3/30/2022 |
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only god pants: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME
pants: (FOR JERKING OFF IN THE LADIES ROOM)
spigot: MY ADULT BOOKSTORE DOESN'T OPEN UNTIL 11
pants: MINE IS OPEN 24H BUT I'M BANNED
pants: (FOR JERKING OFF IN THE LADIES ROOM)
spigot: CAN YOU APPEAL YOUR BAN (JERKING OFF AT THE REGISTER)
pants: I ASKED TO JERK OFF ONTO THE MANAGER |
#banned #bored-pants #jerking-off #pants-spigot #porn #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,413 | 3/31/2022 |
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checks out pants: IF I SUBSTITUTE PISS FOR WATER IN A CAKE RECIPE DOES THAT MAKE IT A PISS CAKE
deuce: I THINK YOU'RE BEING VERY CIS HET HERE
pants: I'M A CISSY HET TERF WITH A HEART OF BI
deuce: SQUINTING
deuce: CHECKS OUT :CHECKERED_FLAG: |
#baking #bi #cake #cake-mix #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #emoji #huffy-pants #mountain-background #piss #somber-deuce #terf |
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8,414 | 4/1/2022 |
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that's just spigot: DISNEY TO REMOVE COSBY STATUE
spigot: WELL THAT'S JUST |
#alcohol #cosby #disney #photoshop #sfw #spigot-solo #tragedy #wine #woodring-field-background |
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8,415 | 4/2/2022 |
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bimbo white bread effigy: BIMBO WHITE BREAD, FRENCH'S YELLOW MUSTARD, AND TWO **TWO** SLICES OF BALONEY...
effigy: I AM A KING |
#effigy-solo #eggshell-background #food #sfw |
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8,416 | 4/3/2022 |
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not working spigot: READING A THREAD WHICH PURPORTS TO "MAKE YOU GAY"
spigot: WELL LET ME ASSURE YOU IT IS :POINT_RIGHT::SKIN-TONE-2:NOT:POINT_LEFT::SKIN-TONE-2: WORKING
spigot: OKAY THAT'S A NICE SCONCE |
#emoji #fixtures #furniture #gayness #sconce #sfw #spigot-smiles #spigot-solo #woodring-den-background |
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8,417 | 4/4/2022 |
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whereupon pants: WHEREUPON I EAT THE ENTIRE TIN OF ALTOIDS AND VOMIT FOAM FOR 30 MINUTES |
#altoids #green-background #overdose #pants-solo #sfw #single-panel #starbucks-background #vomit |
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8,418 | 4/5/2022 |
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break spigot: BREAK FOR FARTS
spigot: BREAK FOR FARTS, BREAK BREAK
spigot: BREAK FOR FARTS
spigot: BREAK BR PLLLLLBBBB
spigot: BREAK FOR SHITS |
#brown-background #farts #ham-radio #shit #spigot-solo |
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8,419 | 4/6/2022 |
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file attachments pants: I HAVE ATTACHED A JPEG OF MY ENTIRE BASKET (DICK AND BALLS COMBO). PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF THEY WOULD BE A GOOD FIT FOR YOU.
deuce: AN EASTER PACKAGE, IF YOU WILL |
#balls #blue-background #coy-pants #deuce-pants #deucegrin #dick #easter #exhibitionism #package |
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8,420 | 4/7/2022 |
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who is this spigot: NO I DO NOT WANT A JOB IN THE GUANGDONG PROVINCE, WHO IS THIS
pants: THE SUICIDE NETS ARE FULL AGAIN |
#china #employment #pants-spigot #suicide #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,421 | 4/8/2022 |
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the smallest dab pants: JUST THE SMALLEST DAB OF URINE BEHIND MY EAR
deuce: TRULY EAU DE TOILETTE |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #urinal-background #urine |
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8,422 | 4/9/2022 |
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asking politely pants: PLEASE SUCK IT
deuce: I WILLN'T |
#deuce-pants #dicksucking #etiquette #mountain-background #politeness #single-panel |
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8,423 | 4/10/2022 |
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ambiguous target pants: RUB IT
deuce: RAISE UNCLEARREFERENTERROR ('AMBIGUOUS TARGET')
pants: OK STOP RUBBING IT HURTS |
#deuce-pants #deucegrin #drunk-deuce #error #frottage #masturbation #programming #woodring-room-background |
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8,424 | 4/11/2022 |
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trick question pants: JUST TOOK A HUGE SHIT AND I FEEL BETTER NOW
pants: ASK ME ANYTHING
spigot: WOULD YOU LIKE MORE PANCAKES
pants: THAT SOUNDS LIKE A TRICK QUESTION |
#pancakes #pants-spigot #shit #woodring-field-background |
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8,425 | 4/12/2022 |
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think twice spigot: CORONAVIRUS HAS MADE US ALL THINK TWICE ABOUT LICKING TOILET SEATS IN AN AIRPORT BATHROOM |
#coronavirus #covid-19 #current-events #hygiene #single-panel #spigot-solo #toilet #urinal-background |
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8,426 | 4/13/2022 |
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panic/ jerkoff spigot: DO I WANT A JERKOFF ROOM IN MY PANIC ROOM OR A PANIC ROOM IN MY JERKOFF ROOM
deuce: IT'S PANIC/JERKOFF ROOMS ALL THE WAY DOWN
pants: BOTH???
deuce: THEY ALTERNATE, IDIOT |
#deuce-pants-spigot #jerking-off #mousehole #panic #woodring-room-background |
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8,427 | 4/14/2022 |
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the spice deuce: IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF SPICE I'D BE CARDIMUM
deuce: BECAUSE THEN I'D FINALLY SHUT THE FUCK UP
deuce: GET IT BECAUSE "MUM" MEANS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
deuce: TURNS OUT I'LL NEVER SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! |
#deuce-effigy-ozone-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #dune #eggshell-background #fucking-shut-up #shrug |
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8,428 | 4/15/2022 |
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how the hamburglar got his name deuce: I JUST REALIZED HOW THE HAMBURGLAR GOT HIS NAME
deuce: HE BURGLES HAMS |
#catsup-background #deuce-solo #etymology #ketchup #ketchup-background #mcdonalds #multiple-background #mustard #mustard-background #nomenclature #sfw |
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8,429 | 4/16/2022 |
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have fun spigot: HAVE FUN BEATING OFF WHILE FREE SPEECH IS UNDER ATTACK |
#beating-off #first-amendment #free-speech #mountain-background #politics #sfw #spigot-solo |
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8,430 | 4/17/2022 |
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knock knock pants: KNOCK KNOCK HI I NEED TO RESET YOUR TOILET CAM IT'S ON THE FRITZ JUST LET ME GET BY HERE THANKS |
#deuce-pants-spigot #single-panel #spycam #urinal-background #voyeurism |
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8,431 | 4/18/2022 |
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that's all you can hear spigot: IN SPACE NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU LICK DICK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: :SATELLITE: :SATELLITE_ANTENNA: ACTUALLY I'M RECEIVING REPORTS THAT'S ALL YOU CAN HEAR
spigot: THE BACKGROUND RADIATION IS 100% DICKLICKING SOUNDS |
#black-background #dicklicking #emoji #science #space #spigot-solo |
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8,432 | 4/19/2022 |
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upcoming vibe switch pants: ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR THE UPCOMING VIBE SWITCH
deuce: THE WHAT
pants: I'M HOPING FOR A RETURN TO COTTAGECORE OR MAYBE EVEN NEW BALANCE SHOES
pants: WE MISSED WHITE BOY SUMMER DIDN'T WE
pants: YEAH, WE DID |
#deuce-pants #lime-background #new-balance #sfw #vibe-switch #white-boy-summer |
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8,433 | 4/20/2022 |
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iron golems effigy: [TURNING OFF TV]
effigy: ......SHOOTING IRON GOLEMS FROM MY PORCH |
#effigy-solo #minecraft #minecraft-background #sfw |
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8,434 | 4/21/2022 |
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the library vis-a-vis the champagne room pants: T DEUCE WE NEED ANOTHER BIG FLOOD OR SOMETHING
pants: NO BEATING OFF IN THE LIBRARY
deuce: BUT THERE'S _SOME_ SEX IN THE CHAMPAGNE ROOM |
#beating-off #champagne #champagne-background #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #library #sex |
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8,435 | 4/22/2022 |
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big dumb pants: I AM ALL THE BIG DUMB ENERGY YOU NEED |
#energy #pants-solo #sfw #single-panel #starbucks-background |
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8,436 | 4/23/2022 |
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on lasagna deuce: LASAGNA IS SO FUCKING GOOD
pants: SUCKING THINGS
deuce: MMM LASAGNA |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #food #lasagna #sucking #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,437 | 4/24/2022 |
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every body pants: EVERYBODY HOLD HANDS AND DRINK AS MUCH AS YOU CAN AND WALK INTO THE SEA UNTIL YOU GET TIRED |
#blue-background #pants-solo #single-panel #suicide |
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8,438 | 4/25/2022 |
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boner plex spigot: SERVING SIZE 1 COOKIE
spigot: SADDER THAN BABY SHOES NEVER WORN
pants: IS THE BONERPLEX A REAL PLACE OR DID I JUST DREAM IT |
#bonerplex #cookies #coy-pants #ernest-hemingway #pants-spigot #woodring-room-background |
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8,439 | 4/26/2022 |
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ever see deuce: T SPIGOT DO YOU THINK WE'LL EVER SEE A TWINS III: THE NEW HATCH |
#deuce-spigot #sfw #swamp-background |
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8,440 | 4/27/2022 |
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visible from space spigot: MY DONG IS VISIBLE FROM SPACE
spigot: THE SPACE RIGHT THERE ON YOUR FACE
spigot: WELL THEN PUT ON YOUR PRESCRIPTION READING GLASSES
spigot: MINE ARE FROM A GAS STATION |
#dong #gas-station #glasses #gunmetal-background #spigot-solo |
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8,441 | 4/28/2022 |
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pow spigot: WHERE'S THE SUPERCUT OF RALPH KRAMDEN ACTUALLY HITTING HIS WIFE
pants: HE LOVED HER SO MUCH BUT NOW SHE'S ON THE MOON (SOBBING) |
#domestic-violence #honeymooners #pants-spigot #television #white-background |
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8,442 | 4/29/2022 |
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supply chain spigot: BLOP SPLOP LITERALLY NO SUPPLY CHAIN DISRUPTION HERE BAGURK BAGOLP |
#grey-background #spigot-solo #wieners |
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8,443 | 4/30/2022 |
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n pants: WHERE _N_ IS THE NUMBER OF HARD PLASTIC DICKS IN MY MOUTH |
#dildo #math #pants-solo #single-panel #urinal-background #variable |
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8,444 | 5/1/2022 |
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who knew spigot: WHO KNEW DUTCH CRUNCH WOULD LEAVE SO MANY CRUMBS IN THE BED |
#food #mess #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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8,445 | 5/2/2022 |
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hallowed be thy name deuce: OUR FATHER, WHO ART IN HEAVEN / HALLOWED BE THY NAME / AND PLEASE GET YOUR FINGER / OUT OF MY BUTT |
#anal-insertion #deuce-solo #prayer #religion #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,446 | 5/3/2022 |
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chess king spigot: HOW'S MY BEIGE WINDBREAKER
spigot: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M HUSTLING STARS AT A BUS STATION
spigot: I'M ZIPPING IT UP TO HERE AND THAT'S FINAL
effigy: SIR, THIS JACKET IS FOR `MEMBERS ONLY`
spigot: IF I PUSH ALL 4 ROOKS UP MY REAR END I'LL BE CHESS KING |
#anal-insertion #chess #effigy-spigot #fashion #members-only #sir #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,447 | 5/4/2022 |
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hard mode spigot: :POINT_RIGHT::SKIN-TONE-2: HARD :POINT_LEFT::SKIN-TONE-2: MODE :EGGPLANT: :STRAIGHT_RULER::EGGPLANT: :STRAIGHT_RULER::EGGPLANT: :STRAIGHT_RULER::EGGPLANT: :STRAIGHT_RULER::EGGPLANT: :STRAIGHT_RULER:
spigot: SOMEDAY I MIGHT EVEN UNPAUSE THE BATMAN FROM WHERE IT LAY PARKED MID NIRVANA SONG
spigot: OUR FINEST PISSCOATS THIS EASTER |
#batman #hard #nirvana #pisscoats #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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8,448 | 5/5/2022 |
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but why tho pants: WHY IS EVERYTHING SO
deuce: DOWN IN FRONT |
#deuce-pants #down-in-front #mousehole #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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8,449 | 5/6/2022 |
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knock knock knock spigot: WHAT MISSING JUVENILES
spigot: I MEAN COME IN !!
spigot: I MEAN DON'T COME IN, SORRY |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #kidnapping #mousehole #rape #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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8,450 | 5/7/2022 |
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itunes gift cards spigot: NNNNNGGG I'VE BEEN HACK A DOODLE DOO'D
pants: YOUR DUMB GAY FRIENDS ARE HERE FOR YOU
pants: WE CAN SEND $$ VIA ITUNES GIFT CARDS
pants: DO YOU NEED MY SOCIAL SECURITY #
deuce: SHOULD I SHOOT MYSELF IN THE HEAD TO HELP YOU RECOVER YOUR ACCOUNT
pants: I THINK WE HAVE TO ASSUME THAT WE ARE DEALING WITH A RUSSIAN AGENT RATHER THAN OUR FRIEND SPIGOT (THE BEAR)
deuce: YOU'RE RIGHT (SENDING HIM DICK PIX)
pants: :FOOT: :DROOLING_FACE: |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants-spigot #dick #dick-pics #drunk-deuce #emoji #feet #friends #gay #hacking #itunes #mountain-background #nuggh #russia #spigot-the-bear #suicide |
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8,451 | 5/8/2022 |
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covid test negative pants: COVID TEST NEGATIVE
pants: WE CAN SAFELY RESUME SPITTING IN EACH OTHER'S MOUTHS
deuce: DID YOU TAKE IT CORRECTLY (RECTALLY)
pants: I DON'T SEE WHY IT HAS TO STAY UP THERE SO LONG
deuce: AND ALSO IT HAS TO BE REPEATEDLY INSERTED IN AND PULLED OUT
pants: ONLY AFTER THE 4TH HOUR |
#anal-insertion #covid-19 #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #laughing-deuce #violetgrey-background |
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8,452 | 5/9/2022 |
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today let's be grateful spigot: TODAY LET'S BE GRATEFUL WE DON'T HAVE TO SUCK DICK IN A MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS
pants: "HAVE TO"
pants: FULL-GROWN ADULTS CELEBRATING STAR WARS DAY
spigot: WE CALL HIM DOCTOR MORBIUS ON THIS PODCAST |
#dr-strange #marvel #mint-background #movies #pants-spigot #podcast #star-wars |
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8,453 | 5/10/2022 |
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roe v. wade spigot: MORE LIKE BLOW V. LAID |
#abortion #current-events #emoji #gunmetal-background #joke #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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8,454 | 5/11/2022 |
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outside lands spigot: HORDES OF YOUNG PEOPLE BUZZING AROUND THE FESTIVAL, FILLING OUT MORTGAGE LOANS, PREPARING THEIR TAXES
spigot: TRANSPARENT PINK SUNGLASSES WITH PEARLS, MASSIVE BEJEWELED NECKLACES AND CAPS, LIME GREEN BELL-BOTTOMS AND SENSIBLE ORTHOPEDIC LOAFERS FROM ROSS DRESS FOR LESS
spigot: PULLING THE VIBE OUT OF MY MOUTH AND """SHIFTING""" IT TO MY REAR END |
#green-background #spigot-solo |
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8,455 | 5/12/2022 |
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red pilled pants: THERE IS NO RED PILL YOU'RE JUST A HUGE HUGE ASSHOLE |
#blue-background #matrix #pants-solo #politics #single-panel |
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8,456 | 5/13/2022 |
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oral-b deuce: THIS MEXICAN COOKING YOUTUBE LADY SURE USES A LOT OF SALT
pants: HOW'S SHE DOIN'
deuce: SHE DYED HER HAIR BLACK FOR SOME REASON BUT LET THE GREY GROW BACK IN AGAIN
deuce: I SOMETIMES WORRY SHE'S GOING TO CUT HERSELF BUT SHE NEVER DOES
deuce: I MEAN I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
pants: (DEEP VOICE) ORAL-B |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #food #mexicans #mosaic-background #oral-b #photo-background #salt #sfw #somber-deuce #toothbrush #youtube |
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8,457 | 5/14/2022 |
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sure do love pants: I SURE DO LOVE TO SOAP UP MY GENITALS
deuce: WHO DOESN'T
deuce: (LIKE SOAPING UP YOUR GENITALS) |
#deuce-pants #hygiene #pink-background #soap |
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8,458 | 5/15/2022 |
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unsubscribe pants: I'M A BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLY
pants: JACK ME OFF
deuce: UNSUBSCRIBE |
#blue-background #butterfly #cornflower-background #deuce-pants #jacking-off #mailing-list |
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8,459 | 5/16/2022 |
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dow tumbles pants: EVERY TIME I SEE THE PHRASE “DOW TUMBLES” I THINK “UPSKIRT” |
#current-events #pants-solo #stocks #upskirt #voyeurism #woodring-stairs-background |
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8,460 | 5/17/2022 |
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sex deuce: SEX
pants: YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!
pants: AND NOW YOU DON'T (I SPOTTED A MOTH) |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #insect #moth #mountain-background #sex |
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8,461 | 5/18/2022 |
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urgent spigot: NOTHING IS SO 'URGENT' I NEED TO HEAR ABOUT IT
spigot: CAN COPS GET DNA FROM POO ON A VICTIM'S FACE |
#gunmetal-background #police #poo #spigot-solo |
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8,462 | 5/19/2022 |
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under- rated spigot: COCKSUCKING IN THE *** METAVERSE ***
pants: DO I HAVE TO CHANGE OUT OF MY SWEATS FOR THIS
spigot: UNDER-RATED :POINT_RIGHT::SKIN-TONE-2:SHITPOST:POINT_LEFT::SKIN-TONE-2: ALERT
pants: THIS IS WHAT THE DEVIL DOES :ROOSTER:
spigot: THINKING DARK MATTER IS JUST COMMON HOUSEHOLD DOGSHIT
pants: CAPITAL FARTS, MADAM |
#dogshit #emoji #farts #metaverse #mountain-background #pants-spigot #thrill-kill-kult |
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8,463 | 5/20/2022 |
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two truths spigot: TWO TRUTHS AND A DICK IN YOUR MOUTH
spigot: FREE TROOFS |
#blue-background #dicks #mouth #spigot-solo |
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8,464 | 5/21/2022 |
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tupper ware spigot: PUTTING POO IN THE TUPPERWARE
deuce: THAT'S WHAT I USE TO FREEZE MY SQUIGGLIES |
#deuce-spigot #mousehole #poo #tupperware #woodring-room-background |
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8,465 | 5/22/2022 |
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rise up deuce: OUR PEOPLE WILL RISE UP AGAINST THE INVADERS AND OFFER THEM CUPCAKES
effigy: MMMMM
deuce: ALL WARS END WITH THE EXCHANGE OF CUPCAKES (IT'S PART OF THE IDEA OF WESTPHALIAN SOVEREIGNTY)
effigy: MMMM SOVEREIGNTY |
#cupcakes #deuce-effigy #mountain-background #politics #sfw #treaty-of-westphalia #war |
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8,466 | 5/23/2022 |
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leaving early spigot: LEAVING AT 2PM TODAY!!!
spigot: AVAILABLE ALL THE USUAL WAYS
spigot: STALL 1, STALL 2, STALL 3
spigot: PING IF NEEDED
spigot: (OR JUST TAP) |
#gay #spigot-solo #stalls #tap #woodring-room-background #work |
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8,467 | 5/24/2022 |
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where wallace at pants: WHERE'S WALLACE AT
pants: WHERE'S THE BOY, STRING
pants: WHERE'S WALLACE AT
pants: WHERE THE FUCK IS WALLACE
pants: WHERE'S WALLACE, STRING
pants: STRING
pants: WHERE THE FUCK IS WALLACE
pants: AND WHERE'S GROMIT |
#aardman-animation #gunmetal-background #pants-solo #the-wire #wallace-and-gromit |
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8,468 | 5/25/2022 |
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seed bread spigot: HAS AMERICA LEARNED :POINT-RIGHT: :POINT-RIGHT: ANYTHING :POINT-LEFT: :POINT-LEFT: ABOUT FORCING KIDS TO GO TO SCHOOL ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
spigot: WHY CAN'T THERE BE MORE SHOOTINGS AT WHOLE FOODS
spigot: I HATE THAT PLACE |
#bread #current-events #emoji #nuts #school #seed #shooting #spigot-solo #whole-foods #woodring-den-background |
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8,469 | 5/26/2022 |
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corporate consumer consumption culture spigot: "DON'T LOAD UP ON BREAD" :POINT_LEFT::SKIN-TONE-2: NICE """ADVICE""""
spigot: MAYBE I DON'T WANT TO LOAD UP ON CORPORATE CONSUMER CONSUMPTION CULTURE
pants: BUT IT'S DELICIOUS |
#mountain-background #pants-spigot #sfw |