BONEQUEST

EPISODES: 2022

No. Date   Title / Dialog Players Tags
0 2/29/2022 number zero
#deuce-pants
#exception
#german
#green-background
#nine-dicks
#python
8,324 1/1/2022 in the car
spigot: I BEAT OFF IN THE CAR WITH SAFEWAY CONDITIONER
spigot
#beating-off
#green-background
#safeway
#spigot-solo
#starbucks-background
8,325 1/2/2022 99 bottles
spigot: 99 BOTTLES OF DICK IN MY MOUTH deuce: HA spigot: CAN YOU AT LEAST WAIT FOR ME TO FINISH THE JOKE BEFORE YOUR DUMB LAUGHTER spigot: 99 BOTTLES OF DICK spigot: YOU CHOKE THEM DOWN AND POKE EM AROUND spigot: 98 BOTTLES OF DICK IN MY MOUTH spigot: 98 BOTTLES OF DICK IN MY MOUTH spigot: 98 BOTTLES OF DICK spigot: YOU CH spigot: DECEASED
deuce
spigot
#death
#deuce-spigot
#dick
#joke
#laughing-deuce
#singing
#woodring-room-background
8,326 1/3/2022 of yellow to brown
spigot: ON A SCALE OF YELLOW TO BROWN, YELLOW BEING TINKLE spigot: WHAT CAN I SAY, I'M A HAND HUMPING LOSER AND MY GANG SIGN IS LITERALLY MAKING AN L ON MY HEAD spigot: CAN YOU SEE ME WIGGLING A PINKY FINGER INDICATING MY SAD, SMALL PENIS deuce: BROWN
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#mountain-background
8,327 1/4/2022 lord jesus
pants: THE LORDJESUS CHRISTHIMSELF spigot: DIARRHEAALL OVERTHE PELOTON PLUS
pants
spigot
#pants-spigot
#single-panel
#woodring-stairs-background
8,328 1/5/2022 the milking table
spigot: T DEUCE WILL YOU JOIN ME AT THE MILKING TABLE pants: COME ON MAN I’M RIGHT HERE YOU KNOW I LOVE THE MILKING TABLE HE WON’T BE AWAKE FOR HOURS
pants
spigot
#bored-pants
#deuce-pants-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#huffy-pants
#milking
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
8,329 1/6/2022 amazon echo
deuce: I GOT MY AMAZON ECHO !!!! THROWING IT IN THE TRASH WITHOUT OPENING THE BOX
deuce
#alexa
#amazon
#deuce-solo
#mousehole
#sfw
#sha-na-na
#single-panel
#woodring-room-background
8,330 1/7/2022 blk blk blk
spigot: BLK BLK BLK ASMR DICKLICKING spigot: (COCKSUCKING)
spigot
#asmr
#cocksucking
#dicklicking
#mousehole
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
8,331 1/8/2022 hey
pants: U GOT A HARD-ON MISTER GRINCH spigot: :NOTES: HEY / OFFICER KRUP / KE spigot: I'M TRANS BTW :NOTES:
pants
spigot
#anybodys
#emoji
#ghetto-u
#grinch
#gunmetal-background
#pants-spigot
#singing
#trans
#weird-pants-face
#west-side-story
8,332 1/9/2022 up the river
pants: PRETTY SURE COLONEL KURTZ ISN’T UP THE RIVER AND WE SHOULD ALL JUST GO HOME spigot: I HEARD HE'S (TINKERBELL SOUND AND GESTURE) pants: (EYES POPPING OUT) (CLAPPING SO HARD I FLOAT OFF THE GROUND) (FOG HORN)
pants
spigot
#apocalypse-now
#funloving-nonsense
#gay
#heart-of-darkness
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#sfx
#woodring-stairs-background
8,333 1/10/2022 free mars
deuce: TOGETHER pants: FOREVER deuce: UNTIL DEATH DO US PAR [[[TRANSMISSION INTERRUPTED BY MURDER-SUICIDE]]] pants: WISH ME LUCK (PUSHES OWN FACE INTO TOILET, FLUSHES) deuce: (LAST DYING BREATH) FREE MARS.
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#marriage
#mars
#murder
#red-background
#sfw
#suicide
#toilet
8,334 1/11/2022 larger and larger by the minute
deuce: OKAY THIS BOOSTER CLEARLY ISN'T WORKING BECAUSE MY WANG IS GROWING LARGER AND LARGER BY THE MINUTE pants: I CAN SEE IT FROM SPACE spigot: FIRST JAB I PUFFED UP LIKE A BALLOON CAUSE WE WENT TO A DOUBLE DRIVE-THRU KRISPY KREME IN-N-OUT BURGER AFTER
deuce
pants
spigot
#covid-19
#deuce-pants-spigot
#drive-thru
#fatness
#in-n-out
#krispy-kreme
#mountain-background
#vaccination
#wang
8,335 1/12/2022 sweatpants, t-shirt, cardigan sweater
pants: SWEATPANTS pants: T-SHIRT pants: CARDIGAN SWEATER pants: I AM pants: PROUD TO pants: BE A BED WETTER
pants
#bedwetting
#fashion
#pants-solo
#rhyming
#sfw
#urine
#yellow-background
8,336 1/13/2022 the suggested next word
deuce: IF I TYPE "DICKS" THE SUGGESTED NEXT WORD IS "SELF-SUCKING" WHICH IS WEIRD IN AT LEAST TWO WAYS pants: SHRUG
deuce
pants
#autocomplete
#deuce-pants
#dicks
#stalldoor-background
8,337 1/14/2022 fart fonts
spigot: INTRODUCING FART FONTS spigot: THEY MAKE FART SOUNDS WHEN YOU TYPE THEM MAYBE spigot: INTRODUCING PLUS FARTS spigot: YOU DO A FART BUT YOU CAN ALSO CONFIGURE IT
spigot
#farts
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
8,338 1/15/2022 nog rolled
spigot: U GOT NOG ROLLED spigot: IN THAT YOU DRANK EGG NOG AND ORDERED EGG ROLLS AND NOW YOU'RE ON THE TOILET IN THE DARK
spigot
#food
#ghetto-u
#grey-background
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#toilet
8,339 1/16/2022 magic show
pants: WHAT TIME DOES YOUR PIER 31 MAGIC SHOW START spigot: EVERY 2 HOURS WITH TWO 15MIN BREAKS AND ONE 30MIN BREAK FOR LUNCH spigot: PROBLEM IS THE RESTROOMS ARE 20 MINS AWAY pants: 15 MINUTES IS BARELY ENOUGH TIME TO THROW CINDER BLOCKS AT THE ELEPHANT SEALS spigot: I JUST LEAVE THEM IN THEIR FOOD BOWLS
pants
spigot
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
8,340 1/17/2022 sissify my tiny caged prick
spigot: SISSIFYMYTINYCAGEDPRICK.COM WOULD LIKE TO SEND YOU NOTIFICATIONS. spigot: IF I'M SUPPOSED TO STAY AWAKE ANY LATER THAN THIS THESE DAYS I NEED A NEW DEALER pants: YOU MEAN LIKE AN ICE CREAM SANDWICH DEALER OR A ROUND TABLE PIZZA DEALER spigot: I GUESS I MEAN MY LOCAL COMIC BOOK DEALER pants: HE’S SAYING WHAT WE’RE ALL THINKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pants
spigot
#bored-pants
#coy-pants
#pants-spigot
#permission
#pricks
#sissy
#woodring-room-background
8,341 1/18/2022 cookies
pants: WELL MAYBE JUST DON’T VISIT WEBSITES THAT USE COOKIES THEN
pants
#cookies
#mountain-background
#pants-solo
#programming
#sfw
#web
8,342 1/19/2022 kiss me
pants: MY >>HEART<< IS >>FULL<< deuce: HI BOYS pants: KISS ME YOU FOOL deuce: N
deuce
pants
#a-love-story
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#huffy-pants
#kiss
#sfw
#somber-deuce
#urinal-background
#y-n
8,343 1/20/2022 your resume
spigot: A SPECIAL HOLIDAY FART VIDEO FOR MY FANS spigot: NO BUT WE'LL KEEP YOUR RESUME ON FILE
spigot
#farts
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
8,344 1/21/2022 macsbugth
spigot: BY THE THUMBINGOF MY PRICK spigot: SOMETHING WICKEDLICKS MY DICK spigot: NOTICE HOW I PLAYEDALL THREE DICKLICKERS spigot: (COCKSUCKERS) pants: A POODOTH POKE spigot: SHUT UP
pants
spigot
#bored-pants
#cocksucking
#deuce-pants-spigot
#dicklicking
#macsbug
#mountain-background
#poo
#shakespeare
#somber-deuce
8,345 1/22/2022 make your own hours
spigot: YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN HOURS pants: MY OFFICE CAN BE MY CAR!!! spigot: KEEP ALL OF YOUR TIPS*
pants
spigot
#antiwork
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
8,346 1/23/2022 tamping
spigot: (FLATTENING DIRT PILE WITH SHOVEL) WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES AS PARENTS
spigot
#brown-background
#sfw
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
8,347 1/24/2022 oscar mike
pants: CHOKE ME RIGHT UP UNTIL I’M ABOUT TO JIZZ THEN PUNCH ME IN THE FACE pants: I’M NOT A COMPLICATED MAN deuce: OSCAR MIKE
deuce
pants
#a-love-story
#choking
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#jizz
#urinal-background
8,348 1/25/2022 going outside
spigot: GOING OUTSIDE IS FOR FAGS spigot: WHEN WILL NEWS STORIES ABOUT SCHOOL SHOOTINGS EXAMINE HOW MANY VICTIMS REALLY REALLY DESERVED IT spigot: WHO DARES ME TO DO LINES AND BEAT OFF ALL DAY spigot: THEY'LL BE LINES FROM SHAKESPEARE
spigot
#beating-off
#cocaine
#drugs
#mountain-background
#school-shooting
#shakespeare
#spigot-solo
8,349 1/26/2022 shampoo dispenser
spigot: WHERE'S THE SHAMPOO DISPENSSSSSSSSSSSS pants: IT’S STUCK YOU JUST HAVE TO TUG IT pants: HMM MAYBE THE OTHER DIRECTION pants: WAS ANYBODY ON THIS TALKER NOT MOLESTED
pants
spigot
#bored-pants
#huffy-pants
#molestation
#pants-spigot
#talker
#woodring-stairs-background
8,350 1/27/2022 to the tune of the theme from spider-man (1967)
spigot: TOILET BOWLS spigot: TOILET BOWLS spigot: HELPING YOU MEET spigot: YOUR TOILET GOALS spigot: TAKE A SHIT spigot: ON THE FLOOR spigot: NO ONE KNOWS spigot: WHAT THE BOWLS ARE FOR
spigot
#singing
#spider-man
#spigot-solo
#toilet
#white-background
8,351 1/28/2022 family-sized
spigot: FAMILY-SIZED SQUIRTS IN MY MID-RANGE SEDAN spigot: :LOUDSPEAKER: PANTS FROM BONEQUEST WEARS LADY CLOTHING pants: FLUSTERED, JUMPING TO TRY AND GRAB THE MEGAPHONE AWAY FROM YOU
pants
spigot
#crossdressing
#emoji
#huffy-pants
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
8,352 1/29/2022 candy, no candy
pants: SEARCHING MY POCKETS FOR CANDY pants: EMPTY
pants
#bored-pants
#candy
#despair
#mountain-background
#pants-solo
#sfw
8,353 1/30/2022 you bring dishonor
spigot: HAD TO TAKE A HOODIE OFF WHILE HOLDING A DONUT AND LOST A FEW SPRINKLES
spigot
#donut
#pink-background
#sfw
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#tragedy
8,354 1/31/2022 lick dick forever
pants: :sailboat:
pants
spigot
#emoji
#mountain-background
#pants-spigot
#single-panel
8,355 2/1/2022 emotional support groups
spigot: EMOTIONAL SUPPORT GROUPSFOR WHEN THE EMOJISDON'T FACE THEDIRECTION YOU WANT
spigot
#emoji
#mountain-background
#sfw
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
8,356 2/2/2022 wang chung
deuce: ALSO CAN EVERYONE PLEASE *NOT* WANG CHUNG TONIGHT BECAUSE IT'S STARTING TO MAKE A BIT OF A MESS
deuce
#deuce-solo
#sfw
#single-panel
#wang-chung
#woodring-stairs-background
8,357 2/3/2022 jelly newton
spigot: TRY MAKING FIG NEWTONS WITHOUT FIGS AND ADD PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY spigot: YOU STUPID SHITS spigot: MAYBE SLIGHTLY MORE JELLY THAN PEANUT BUTTER deuce: AND THUS, SPIGOT INVENTED THE JELLY NEWTON deuce: DEUCE INSISTED IT BE CALLED THE JELLY LEIBNIZ, BUT SPIGOT VEHEMENTLY DISAGREED. YEARS OF LAWSUITS ENSUED deuce: BOTH DIED OF OLD AGE BEFORE THE CASE WAS SETTLED
deuce
spigot
#brown-background
#cooking
#deuce-spigot
#fig-newtons
#math
#tragedy
8,358 2/4/2022 canvassing the neighborhood
spigot: DONG DONG deuce: (WIPING COUNTERS) I SEEN HIM. HE CAME IN HERE LAST NIGHT WITH SOME DAME effigy: (STACKING CRATES) SHE WAS STEAMED. SHE SAID A FEW TIMES SHE WISHED HE WAS DEAD pants: (CAMERA 2) I CAN'T LET DIARRHEA SLOW ME DOWN
deuce
effigy
pants
spigot
#detective
#deuce-effigy-pants-spigot
#diarrhea
#law-and-order
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
8,359 2/5/2022 in the financial district
spigot: ARE YOU TELLING ME THERE'S A :POINT_RIGHT:QUEER:POINT_LEFT: PODCAST spigot: FOLLOW-UP: DO YOU DARE ME TO MAKE A SWASTIKA OUT OF HOT DOGS AND SQUIRT MUSTARD ON PEOPLE IN THE FINANCIAL DISTRICT spigot: THERE'S NO RIGHT OR WRONG [[[RUNS AWAY]]] spigot: ALEXA HIDE MY PHONE pants: GUH FAT deuce: EVERYBODY deuce: PRESENT YOUR FANNYPACKS FOR INSPECTION spigot: :NOTES: BIG THICK DICKS / FROM NOON TO SIX :NOTES: spigot: SERIOUSLY WE CLOSE AT 6PM PDT pants: :DUCK: AFLAC
deuce
pants
spigot
#aflac
#alexa
#deuce-pants-spigot
#dicks
#duck
#emoji
#fannypacks
#funloving-nonsense
#hotdogs
#nazi
#podcast
#singing
#woodring-stairs-background
8,360 2/6/2022 stuff and things
deuce: T PANTS WE SHOULD DO STUFF AND THINGS pants: T DEUCE OH I AGREE, I AGREE deuce: OKAY, PULL YOUR PANTS DOWN, I'LL GET THE SHREDDED LETTUCE
deuce
pants
#ass-tacos
#deuce-pants
#food
#mountain-background
#sfw
8,361 2/7/2022 any way
pants: ANYWAY: DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY COCK deuce: GROSS pants: I DIDN'T HEAR NO
deuce
pants
#cock
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#exhibitionism
#gunmetal-background
8,362 2/8/2022 gravitational lensing
deuce: I JUST WON A NOBLE PRIZE [SIC] spigot: MY PENIS LOOKS SMALL BECAUSE OF GRAVITATIONAL LENSING spigot: BUT AS YOU CAN SEE I HAVE FOUR
deuce
spigot
#astronomy
#black-background
#breakfast
#deuce-spigot
#laughing-deuce
#nobel-prize
#penis
#science
#typo
8,363 2/9/2022 non sequiturs
dick: THE DEEP DARK NIGHT OF MY ASS pants: I HATE COLE PORTER deuce: I'M AN ASSET TAG
deuce
dick
pants
#ass
#asset-tag
#cole-porter
#deuce-pants-dick
#single-panel
#woodring-room-background
8,364 2/10/2022 can of soda
spigot: I OPENED THE FRIDGE AND A CAN OF SODA ROLLED OUT AND HIT THE FLOOR AND NOW I KNOW HOW MY PENIS FEELS
#pepsi
#red-background
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
8,365 2/11/2022 and... action
pants: HAVE YOU GOT AN ERECTION, BOY ????? spigot: CUT pants: BOY HAVE ***YOU*** GOT AN ERECTION !!!! spigot: CUT spigot: THE LINE IS: " HAVE YOU A VALEDICTION, BOY-O " pants: HAS THAT BOY GOT AN ERECTION OR ****WHAT*** ??!?! spigot: CUT pants: BOY-O-BOY DO I LIKE BOYS' ERECTIONS spigot: CUT
pants
spigot
#boner
#boys
#coy-pants
#cut
#erections
#gay
#la-confidential
#mountain-background
#outtake
#pants-spigot
8,366 2/12/2022 what the hell am i training for then
pants: I'M STARTING TO THINK THE PISS OLYMPICS ISN'T A REAL THING deuce: IT'S STILL ONLY IN THE PLANNING STAGES pants: WHAT THE HELL AM I TRAINING FOR THEN
#current-events
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#mountain-background
#olympics
#piss
#somber-deuce
8,367 2/13/2022 what the hell is wrong
deuce: JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU HOMOS spigot: EVIDENTLY NOTHING IF YOU READ AND ABSORB THE SCROLLBACK
#chat
#deuce-spigot
#gay
#single-panel
#turquoise-background
8,368 2/14/2022 cold uncaring waters
spigot: 5 MINS TO 4:20 SO I BETTER FINISH MY WINE spigot: T PANTS WILL YOU JOIN ME ON THE STEPS OF THE FERRY BUILDING FOR A BIG OL' BONGHIT pants: I'M NOT FALLING FOR THE OL' "FERRY BUILDING" TRICK AGAIN pants: SPLOOSH!!! THE COLD UNCARING WATERS OF THE BAY
#bay-area
#blue-background
#bonghit
#huffy-pants
#pants-spigot
#physical-comedy
#sfw
#wine
8,369 2/15/2022 for fuck's sake
deuce: FAT FUCK SYNDROME deuce: THAT'S WHAT I GOT
#cocksucking
#deuce-solo
#diagnosis
#fat
#gunmetal-background
#hi-fi
#sad-deuce
#somber-deuce
8,370 2/16/2022 blurklpth sorry
spigot: BLURKLPTH SORRY BLURKLPTH SORRY BLURKLPTH SORRY BLURKLPTH SORRY
#deuce-pants-spigot
#huffy-pants
#sfw
#single-panel
#sorry
#yellow-background
8,371 2/17/2022 decorative
deuce: WE ARE ALL GOD'S CHILDREN deuce: I MEAN EXCEPT EVERYONE HERE pants: BE HARD WITH ME deuce: N pants: BUT WHY THO deuce: I LOST THE ABILITY TO MAINTAIN AN ERECTION pants: AH spigot: WHATEVER'S GOING ON DOWN THERE IS PURELY DECORATIVE
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#erection
#green-background
#somber-deuce
#weird-pants-face
8,372 2/18/2022 wake up you're dreaming
deuce: OKAY OKAY I'M UP I'M UP pants: YOU'RE STILL DREAMING deuce: I DREAMT OF A NEW BONEQUEST HI-FI!!!11 pants: AND YOU WERE REWARDED IN REALITY pants: NOW DREAM ME $10000 FOR COKE AND HOOKERS pants: J/K MORE LIKE $8 FOR COFFEE AND A KOUIGN AMANN deuce: CAN'T YOU USE REAL WORDS pants: :NOTES: I SURE DO LOVE / TO SUCK DICK spigot: SCROLL SCROLL SCROLL LITERALLY PACKED WITH RAISINS PRUNES WALNUTS AND PECANS deuce: THE REQUEST STANDS spigot: D'OUGH deuce: IT'S BRETON FOR "BUTTER CAKE" AND THE _NEW YORK TIMES_ DESCRIBED IT AS "THE FATTEST PASTRY IN ALL OF EUROPE"
#brown-background
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants-spigot
#dream
#drunk-deuce
#fatness
#food
#kouign-amann
#nonstandard-title-panel
#singing
#weird-pants-face
8,373 2/19/2022 the case of the impertinent waiter
pants: I JUST NEED TO KNOW HOW MANY COWBOYS AND WHAT THEY ARE DOING spigot: I'LL HAVE FAG FRIES WITH RAM RANCH pants: ANY SAUCE WITH THAT deuce: HE JUST SAID RAM RANCH YOU IMPERTINENT WAITER pants: SACRE BLEU
#cowboy
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants-spigot
#fag
#french
#jean-charles
#minecraft-background
#ram-ranch
8,374 2/20/2022 presidents
spigot: :POINT_RIGHT::SKIN-TONE-2:PRESIDENT:POINT_LEFT::SKIN-TONE-2: OF THE SAN ANSELMO BEDWETTERS ASSOCIATION deuce: IT'S MORE OF AN HONORARY POSITION, REALLY deuce: WE'RE ALL PRESIDENTS AT THE SABA
#bay-area
#bedwetting
#deuce-spigot
#president
#sfw
#urinal-background
#urine
8,375 2/21/2022 a perfectly good copy
spigot: WITH MY ZOOM LENS I CAN SEE SOMEONE HAS THROWN AWAY A PERFECTLY GOOD COPY OF ANNIE AND THE MAGIC DILDO spigot: I HOPE SHE FINDS WHATEVER IT IS SHE'S LOOKING FOR spigot: THE REAL MAGIC WAS IN HER REAR END THE WHOLE TIME
#ass
#dildo
#literature
#magic
#pink-background
#porn
#spigot-solo
#voyeurism
8,376 2/22/2022 just introduce me
spigot: JUST INTRODUCE ME AS MASTER OF THE MACABRE AND I'LL TAKE IT FROM THERE spigot: CONFETTI BOMB EXPLODES
#grey-background
#sfw
#spigot-solo
8,377 2/23/2022 how to ruin everything
spigot: 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 pants: PLEASE SPEAK ENGLISH spigot: NOBODY WILL EVER STOP PLAYING pants: WHAT IF IT COSTS $4.99/MO TO PLAY (EXCLUSIVELY THROUGH PATREON)
#hurgle
#monetization
#pants-spigot
#patreon
#sfw
#white-background
#wordle
8,378 2/24/2022 fresh out
pants: DICKS!!!!!!!!!!!! deuce: WHERE pants: DUNNO pants: WAS HOPING YOU HAD SOME deuce: FRESH OUT
#bored-pants
#deuce-pants
#dicks
#somber-deuce
#woodring-stairs-background
8,379 2/25/2022 maidan
deuce: WHY ARE THE RUSSIANS AND UKRAINIANS FIGHTING OVER MY DONG deuce: SEE THIS JOKE WOULD HAVE BEEN FUNNIER IN 2014
#blue-background
#current-events
#deuce-solo
#dong
#drunk-deuce
#russia
#russian
#sad-deuce
#ukraine
#ukranian
#war
8,380 2/26/2022 urk
spigot: IMAGINE HOW MANY CANADAS AND MEXICOS WE'D HAVE BY NOW IF PUTIN WAS OUR PRESIDENT pants: ONE EXTREMELY POLITE ENCHILADA POR FAVOR spigot: GROSS pants: ONE JAPALENO MAPLE SYRUP KARTOSHKA IF YOU PLEASE spigot: SPEAK :POINT-RIGHT: ENGLISH :POINT-LEFT:
#canada
#current-events
#emoji
#mexicans
#mexico
#mountain-background
#pants-spigot
#putin
#russia
#typo
#ukraine
8,381 2/27/2022 what
spigot: WHAT TOILET CAM
#cam
#camera
#high-res
#sfw
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#toilet
#urinal-background
#voyeurism
#webcam
8,382 2/28/2022 good for consumers
spigot: PUTIN'S PEACEKEEPING TANKS spigot: THESE TWO COUNTRIES SHOULD MERGE ANYWAY SO THERE'S A SINGLE SOURCE OF PROSTITUTES (GOOD FOR CONSUMERS) pants: WHY ARE THEIR FACES WEIRD OR OFF UNCANNY VALLEY-STYLE spigot: WE ARE DEAD INSIDE LIKE ROBOT spigot: THEY PRONOUNCE IT ROBUT spigot: WE HAVE MATTRESS AND CAM
#bored-pants
#camwhores
#cornflower-background
#current-events
#pants-spigot
#ukraine
#webcam
8,383 3/1/2022 apple pay
spigot: THE ROBOT PROSTITUTE HAS CLAMPED MY DONG AND I NEED MORE QUARTERS pants: IT TAKES APPLE PAY (NOT EVEN LOOKING UP FROM DOODLE JUMP)
#apple-pay
#dongs
#doodle-jump
#genital-mutilation
#pants-spigot
#prostitute
#robot
#single-panel
#woodring-stairs-background
8,384 3/2/2022 barocco & butterflies
pants: T SPIGOT HOW MANY TIMES A DAY ON AVERAGE DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT VERSACE SHIRT FROM _THE COUNSELOR_ (FOR ME IT'S ABOUT EVERY 5-10 SECONDS) deuce: GAY
#deuce-pants-spigot
#gay
#single-panel
#versace
#yellow-background
8,385 3/3/2022 for future generations
pants: AN UNKNOWN, UNQUANTIFIABLE AMOUNT OF JACKING OFF deuce: WELL IT'S QUANTIFIABLE BUT IT'S TOO LARGE TO MEASURE PRACTICALLY pants: THEN WE SHOULD SET IT ASIDE FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS WHO MAY HAVE MORE EXACT INSTRUMENTS
#coy-pants
#drunk-deuce
#jacking-off
#science
#somber-deuce
#woodring-field-background
8,386 3/4/2022 better
effigy: UGH, THE WIND SHIFTED AND NOW ALL I SMELL IS COW POO deuce: I SAID I WAS SORRY effigy: APOLOGIES DO NOT END THE SMELL deuce: I SAID I SAID I WAS SORRY effigy: THAT'S BETTER
#apologies
#brown-background
#cows
#deuce-effigy
#pee
#poo
#sfw
8,387 3/5/2022 kilo alpha
spigot: CAN'T SPELL UKRAINE WITHOUT URINE
#current-events
#ham-radio
#joke
#minecraft-background
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#ukraine
#urine
8,388 3/6/2022 just and verdant
pants: FOR GOD AND COUNTRY pants: HALGHAULGHALHLUAG pants: FOR THE QUEEN pants: BGLAUHGLAGHLAGHLUAG pants: FOR A JUST AND VERDANT SOCIETY pants: GHUALGHLAHGLUHALUAG
#cocksucking-noises
#mountain-background
#pants-solo
8,389 3/7/2022 no thanks
spigot: NO THANKS, I DON'T LIKE TO POO IN MY PANTS. spigot: HURRR SMOOSHED FLAT AND SQUARE INTO THE SIDE OF THE STALL LIKE ONE OF STEVEN SODERBERGH'S VINTAGE LENSES spigot: NINE ERECTIONS REMAINING
#erections
#poo
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
8,390 3/8/2022 fudge
pants: MILK MILK spigot: LEMONADE pants: AROUND THE CORNER YOU'LL GET :POINT-RIGHT: :POINT-RIGHT: :POINT-RIGHT: :POINT-RIGHT: LAID :POINT-LEFT::POINT-LEFT::POINT-LEFT: :POINT-LEFT: deuce: GET IN THE SEX TRAFFICKING VAN
#abduction
#bored-pants
#deuce-pants-spigot
#emoji
#mountain-background
#singing
8,391 3/9/2022 dress code
hanford: WE NEED TO DISCUSS THE DRESS CODE HERE AT BONEQUEST deuce: MY BONER IS HAPPY TO SEE YOU hanford: WE NEED TO DISCUSS THE DRESS CODE HERE AT BONEQUEST effigy: WE ARE NO LONGER FRIENDS hanford: WE NEED TO DISCUSS THE DRESS CODE HERE AT BONEQUEST atandt: I WAS MAKING A TOY FOR THE BIRDS hanford: WE NEED TO DISCUSS THE DRESS CODE HERE AT BONEQUEST spigot: LOOKING IN THE FRIDGE FOR PASTRAMI hanford: WE NEED TO DISCUSS THE DRESS COD}}}}}}}}}}}} NO CARRIER pants: WARDIALING FOR DICKS
#atandt-deuce-effigy-hanford-pants-spigot
#birds
#censored
#meta
#mountain-background
#no-carrier
#telephone
#telephony
#wardialing
8,392 3/10/2022 existence annihilated
pants: SO, SO TIRED pants: I'D LIKE A BULLET THROUGH THE CENTER OF MY HEAD PLEASE (I'LL EAT IT HERE) deuce: THAT SEEMS LIKE AN EXTREME REACTION FOR BEING TIRED pants: NO IT'S ABOUT RIGHT pants: +/- ONE EXISTENCE ANNIHILATED deuce: CASUALTIES: 1.0
#bored-pants
#death
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#sad-deuce
#very-very-tired
#violence
#white-background
8,393 3/11/2022 rooting
deuce: MAYBE UKRAINE CAN HOLD THEM OFF INDEFINITELY pants: WORKS FOR ME, WHATEVER'S MORE ENTERTAINING AND DOESN'T PRE-EMPT FOOTBALL pants: NOT MY PRECIOUS XFL OR WHATEVER IT IS pants: THIS YEAR I'M ROOTING FOR THE XML JSONS
#bored-pants
#current-events
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#football
#gay
#json
#pink-background
#programming
#sfw
#somber-deuce
#ukraine
#xfl
#xml
8,394 3/12/2022 shoulder to shoulder (face to face)
spigot: WE SHOULD LAY OUR PENISES SIDE BY SIDE AND CONDUCT AN OSCAR SLUGFEST #OSCARS #STREAMING effigy: ......ARE WE STANDING SHOULDER TO SHOULDER OR FACE TO FACE? pants: CONSIDER SETTING UP SHOP NEAR THE TOILET WITH MUSIC, YOUR LAPTOP, MAGAZINES, OR BOOKS
#colonoscopy
#effigy-pants-spigot
#hashtag
#hurgle
#oscars
#sfw
#toilet
#woodring-room-background
#wordle
8,395 3/13/2022 come on now
spigot: DO TRANS PEOPLE JUST NOT CARE THEY'RE FUCKING UP MACHINE LEARNING
#ai
#mountain-background
#qbert
#sfw
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#trans
#transgender
#ts
8,396 3/14/2022 please be advised
spigot: PLEASE BE ADVISED YOU ALL LICK DICK effigy: K spigot: SOOTHING QUEERSCAPES
#dicklicking
#effigy-spigot
#low-res
#queerscapes
#woodring-room-background
8,397 3/15/2022 g.c.s.
spigot: WELL THAT GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH spigot: :DARK_SUNGLASSES: spigot: GOT PROVOLOWNED
#cheese
#csi
#emoji
#food
#joke
#sandwich
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#yellow-background
8,398 3/16/2022 the joy
pants: THE JOY OF TYPING NONSENSE AND COMING BACK TO FIND MORE NONSENSE pants: ABSOLUTELY MURDER ME deuce: CONSIDER YOURSELF MURDERED pants: HURRY UP THEN
#deuce-pants
#funloving-nonsense
#huffy-pants
#murder
#white-background
8,399 3/17/2022 remember when
deuce: REMEMBER THE '70S ????? pants: NOPE effigy: NO spigot: HANG YOURSELF
#1970s
#70s
#deuce-effigy-pants-spigot
#nostalgia
#olive-background
#somber-deuce
8,400 3/18/2022 irate pirates
spigot: WE'VE CONTRIBUTED ENOUGH CONTENT TO SOCIETY AND MADE A REAL DIFFERENCE THAT WE NEVER HAVE TO PAY FOR MOVIES AGAIN pants: WE BOUGHT ENOUGH $18.99 CDS FROM TOWER, WE'RE GOOD
#mountain-background
#pants-spigot
#piracy
#sfw
#tower-records
8,401 3/19/2022 cyber hugs
pants: ARE DOMAIN NAMES NFTS pants: WHAT ABOUT TWITTER HANDLES deuce: LEAVE ME ALONE pants: ARE YOU HUNG OVER HONEY deuce: N pants: NEED A HUG deuce: YYY pants: HOW ABOUT A CYBER HUG deuce: YN
#a-love-story
#coy-pants
#drunk-deuce
#hug
#nft
#twitter
#woodring-stairs-background
#y-n
8,402 3/20/2022 send help
deuce: I ATE TORTILLA CHIPS LAST NIGHT SO I SCRAPED THE ROOF OF MY MOUTH, PLEASE SEND HELP
#afraid-deuce
#deuce-solo
#food
#help
#injury
#mountain-background
#sfw
#single-panel
8,403 3/21/2022 good morning all
spigot: ATHERTON RESIDENT, MASTURBATOR pants: GOD'S BUTTHOLE effigy: WELL GOOD MORNING ALL deuce: IT'S A MIGHTY FINE DAY FOR US TO FIGHT INFLATION deuce: WITH OUR FISTS
#deuce-effigy-pants-spigot
#economics
#iris-was-here
#white-background
8,404 3/22/2022 been drinking
deuce: T BONEQUEST I HAVE BEEN DRINKING deuce: T BONEQUEST HELLO deuce: T BONEQUEST WHY DON'T YOU ANSWER ME pants: WHAT A FUCKING PRICK
#bonequest
#deuce-effigy-pants-spigot
#drinking
#orange-background
#poking
#poo
8,405 3/23/2022 time in a bottle
spigot: IF I COULD SAVE TIME IN A BOTTLE I WOULD PUT THAT BOTTLE UP MY REAR END AND DO HOUR-LONG FARTS AT THANKSGIVING
#brown-background
#farts
#jim-croce
#spigot-solo
#thanksgiving
8,406 3/24/2022 due to space/time
pants: I CAN'T EVEN SUCK DICK STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! deuce: BECAUSE THE DICKS ARE CURVED??/ pants: DUE TO SPACE/TIME effigy: IT'S ALL RELATIVES deuce: GAY DADS effigy: STEP BROTHERS pants: JUST A ONE TIME THING IN A PARKING LOT deuce: IT'S NOT GAY IF THEY'RE NOT BLOOD RELATED deuce: (FINGER TO EAR) THIS JUST IN, IT SURE IS GAY
#cocksucking
#cosmology
#coy-pants
#deuce-effigy-pants
#dicklicking
#gay
#gay-theory
#gaydads
#grey-background
#incest
#somber-deuce
#this-just-in
8,407 3/25/2022 five guys
deuce: I ORDERED FROM FIVE GUYS AND ALL I GOT WERE THESE FIVE GUYS
#deuce-solo
#food
#gangbang
#gay
#sad-deuce
#sfw
#urinal-background
8,408 3/26/2022 what i say
spigot: YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY TO TRANS HATERS spigot: ***** PUNCH ***** MEN HAVE DICKS DEAL WITH IT
#current-events
#deuce-spigot
#dicks
#mountain-background
#photoshop
#physical-comedy
#sfw
#transgender
#truth
#ukraine
#violence
#violent-disapproval
8,409 3/27/2022 do it for you
pants: FINE, I WILL PERSONALLY BEAT MYSELF OFF deuce: NO ONE WILL DO IT FOR YOU pants: WELL YOU'RE HERE deuce: DO I LOOK LIKE I'M A BEATER OFFER pants: AYUH
#beating-off
#blue-background
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#multiple-backgrounds
#orange-background
#red-background
#somber-deuce
8,410 3/28/2022 who ever
spigot: WHOEVER SAID I LICK DICK WAS REALLY NOT JOKING BLORK BLOP
#dicklicking
#gunmetal-background
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
8,411 3/29/2022 the second law
pants: I FELL ASLEEP WITH MY DICK IN A HOT POCKET ONLY TO WAKE UP TO A LUKEWARM POCKET deuce: YOU HAVE LEARNED A VALUABLE LESSON ABOUT ENTROPY
#black-background
#bored-pants
#deuce-pants
#entropy
#food
#hot-pocket
#physics
#science
#sfw
#somber-deuce
#tragedy
8,412 3/30/2022 only god
pants: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME pants: (FOR JERKING OFF IN THE LADIES ROOM) spigot: MY ADULT BOOKSTORE DOESN'T OPEN UNTIL 11 pants: MINE IS OPEN 24H BUT I'M BANNED pants: (FOR JERKING OFF IN THE LADIES ROOM) spigot: CAN YOU APPEAL YOUR BAN (JERKING OFF AT THE REGISTER) pants: I ASKED TO JERK OFF ONTO THE MANAGER
#banned
#bored-pants
#jerking-off
#pants-spigot
#porn
#woodring-stairs-background
8,413 3/31/2022 checks out
pants: IF I SUBSTITUTE PISS FOR WATER IN A CAKE RECIPE DOES THAT MAKE IT A PISS CAKE deuce: I THINK YOU'RE BEING VERY CIS HET HERE pants: I'M A CISSY HET TERF WITH A HEART OF BI deuce: SQUINTING deuce: CHECKS OUT :CHECKERED_FLAG:
#baking
#bi
#cake
#cake-mix
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#emoji
#huffy-pants
#mountain-background
#piss
#somber-deuce
#terf
8,414 4/1/2022 that's just
spigot: DISNEY TO REMOVE COSBY STATUE spigot: WELL THAT'S JUST
#alcohol
#cosby
#disney
#photoshop
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#tragedy
#wine
#woodring-field-background
8,415 4/2/2022 bimbo white bread
effigy: BIMBO WHITE BREAD, FRENCH'S YELLOW MUSTARD, AND TWO **TWO** SLICES OF BALONEY... effigy: I AM A KING
#effigy-solo
#eggshell-background
#food
#sfw
8,416 4/3/2022 not working
spigot: READING A THREAD WHICH PURPORTS TO "MAKE YOU GAY" spigot: WELL LET ME ASSURE YOU IT IS :POINT_RIGHT::SKIN-TONE-2:NOT:POINT_LEFT::SKIN-TONE-2: WORKING spigot: OKAY THAT'S A NICE SCONCE
#emoji
#fixtures
#furniture
#gayness
#sconce
#sfw
#spigot-smiles
#spigot-solo
#woodring-den-background
8,417 4/4/2022 whereupon
pants: WHEREUPON I EAT THE ENTIRE TIN OF ALTOIDS AND VOMIT FOAM FOR 30 MINUTES
#altoids
#green-background
#overdose
#pants-solo
#sfw
#single-panel
#starbucks-background
#vomit
8,418 4/5/2022 break
spigot: BREAK FOR FARTS spigot: BREAK FOR FARTS, BREAK BREAK spigot: BREAK FOR FARTS spigot: BREAK BR PLLLLLBBBB spigot: BREAK FOR SHITS
#brown-background
#farts
#ham-radio
#shit
#spigot-solo
8,419 4/6/2022 file attachments
pants: I HAVE ATTACHED A JPEG OF MY ENTIRE BASKET (DICK AND BALLS COMBO). PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF THEY WOULD BE A GOOD FIT FOR YOU. deuce: AN EASTER PACKAGE, IF YOU WILL
#balls
#blue-background
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#deucegrin
#dick
#easter
#email
#exhibitionism
#package
8,420 4/7/2022 who is this
spigot: NO I DO NOT WANT A JOB IN THE GUANGDONG PROVINCE, WHO IS THIS pants: THE SUICIDE NETS ARE FULL AGAIN
#china
#employment
#pants-spigot
#suicide
#woodring-stairs-background
8,421 4/8/2022 the smallest dab
pants: JUST THE SMALLEST DAB OF URINE BEHIND MY EAR deuce: TRULY EAU DE TOILETTE
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#urinal-background
#urine
8,422 4/9/2022 asking politely
pants: PLEASE SUCK IT deuce: I WILLN'T
#deuce-pants
#dicksucking
#etiquette
#mountain-background
#politeness
#single-panel
8,423 4/10/2022 ambiguous target
pants: RUB IT deuce: RAISE UNCLEARREFERENTERROR ('AMBIGUOUS TARGET') pants: OK STOP RUBBING IT HURTS
#deuce-pants
#deucegrin
#drunk-deuce
#error
#frottage
#masturbation
#programming
#woodring-room-background
8,424 4/11/2022 trick question
pants: JUST TOOK A HUGE SHIT AND I FEEL BETTER NOW pants: ASK ME ANYTHING spigot: WOULD YOU LIKE MORE PANCAKES pants: THAT SOUNDS LIKE A TRICK QUESTION
#pancakes
#pants-spigot
#shit
#woodring-field-background
8,425 4/12/2022 think twice
spigot: CORONAVIRUS HAS MADE US ALL THINK TWICE ABOUT LICKING TOILET SEATS IN AN AIRPORT BATHROOM
#coronavirus
#covid-19
#current-events
#hygiene
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#toilet
#urinal-background
8,426 4/13/2022 panic/ jerkoff
spigot: DO I WANT A JERKOFF ROOM IN MY PANIC ROOM OR A PANIC ROOM IN MY JERKOFF ROOM deuce: IT'S PANIC/JERKOFF ROOMS ALL THE WAY DOWN pants: BOTH??? deuce: THEY ALTERNATE, IDIOT
#deuce-pants-spigot
#jerking-off
#mousehole
#panic
#woodring-room-background
8,427 4/14/2022 the spice
deuce: IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF SPICE I'D BE CARDIMUM deuce: BECAUSE THEN I'D FINALLY SHUT THE FUCK UP deuce: GET IT BECAUSE "MUM" MEANS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP deuce: TURNS OUT I'LL NEVER SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!
#deuce-effigy-ozone-pants-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#dune
#eggshell-background
#fucking-shut-up
#shrug
8,428 4/15/2022 how the hamburglar got his name
deuce: I JUST REALIZED HOW THE HAMBURGLAR GOT HIS NAME deuce: HE BURGLES HAMS
#catsup-background
#deuce-solo
#etymology
#ketchup
#ketchup-background
#mcdonalds
#multiple-background
#mustard
#mustard-background
#nomenclature
#sfw
8,429 4/16/2022 have fun
spigot: HAVE FUN BEATING OFF WHILE FREE SPEECH IS UNDER ATTACK
#beating-off
#first-amendment
#free-speech
#mountain-background
#politics
#sfw
#spigot-solo
8,430 4/17/2022 knock knock
pants: KNOCK KNOCK HI I NEED TO RESET YOUR TOILET CAM IT'S ON THE FRITZ JUST LET ME GET BY HERE THANKS
#deuce-pants-spigot
#single-panel
#spycam
#urinal-background
#voyeurism
8,431 4/18/2022 that's all you can hear
spigot: IN SPACE NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU LICK DICK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: :SATELLITE: :SATELLITE_ANTENNA: ACTUALLY I'M RECEIVING REPORTS THAT'S ALL YOU CAN HEAR spigot: THE BACKGROUND RADIATION IS 100% DICKLICKING SOUNDS
#black-background
#dicklicking
#emoji
#science
#space
#spigot-solo
8,432 4/19/2022 upcoming vibe switch
pants: ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR THE UPCOMING VIBE SWITCH deuce: THE WHAT pants: I'M HOPING FOR A RETURN TO COTTAGECORE OR MAYBE EVEN NEW BALANCE SHOES pants: WE MISSED WHITE BOY SUMMER DIDN'T WE pants: YEAH, WE DID
#deuce-pants
#lime-background
#new-balance
#sfw
#vibe-switch
#white-boy-summer
8,433 4/20/2022 iron golems
effigy: [TURNING OFF TV] effigy: ......SHOOTING IRON GOLEMS FROM MY PORCH
#effigy-solo
#minecraft
#minecraft-background
#sfw
8,434 4/21/2022 the library vis-a-vis the champagne room
pants: T DEUCE WE NEED ANOTHER BIG FLOOD OR SOMETHING pants: NO BEATING OFF IN THE LIBRARY deuce: BUT THERE'S _SOME_ SEX IN THE CHAMPAGNE ROOM
#beating-off
#champagne
#champagne-background
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#huffy-pants
#library
#sex
8,435 4/22/2022 big dumb
pants: I AM ALL THE BIG DUMB ENERGY YOU NEED
#energy
#pants-solo
#sfw
#single-panel
#starbucks-background
8,436 4/23/2022 on lasagna
deuce: LASAGNA IS SO FUCKING GOOD pants: SUCKING THINGS deuce: MMM LASAGNA
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#food
#lasagna
#sucking
#woodring-stairs-background
8,437 4/24/2022 every body
pants: EVERYBODY HOLD HANDS AND DRINK AS MUCH AS YOU CAN AND WALK INTO THE SEA UNTIL YOU GET TIRED
#blue-background
#pants-solo
#single-panel
#suicide
8,438 4/25/2022 boner plex
spigot: SERVING SIZE 1 COOKIE spigot: SADDER THAN BABY SHOES NEVER WORN pants: IS THE BONERPLEX A REAL PLACE OR DID I JUST DREAM IT
#bonerplex
#cookies
#coy-pants
#ernest-hemingway
#pants-spigot
#woodring-room-background
8,439 4/26/2022 ever see
deuce: T SPIGOT DO YOU THINK WE'LL EVER SEE A TWINS III: THE NEW HATCH
#deuce-spigot
#sfw
#swamp-background
8,440 4/27/2022 visible from space
spigot: MY DONG IS VISIBLE FROM SPACE spigot: THE SPACE RIGHT THERE ON YOUR FACE spigot: WELL THEN PUT ON YOUR PRESCRIPTION READING GLASSES spigot: MINE ARE FROM A GAS STATION
#dong
#gas-station
#glasses
#gunmetal-background
#spigot-solo
8,441 4/28/2022 pow
spigot: WHERE'S THE SUPERCUT OF RALPH KRAMDEN ACTUALLY HITTING HIS WIFE pants: HE LOVED HER SO MUCH BUT NOW SHE'S ON THE MOON (SOBBING)
#domestic-violence
#honeymooners
#pants-spigot
#television
#white-background
8,442 4/29/2022 supply chain
spigot: BLOP SPLOP LITERALLY NO SUPPLY CHAIN DISRUPTION HERE BAGURK BAGOLP
#grey-background
#spigot-solo
#wieners
8,443 4/30/2022 n
pants: WHERE _N_ IS THE NUMBER OF HARD PLASTIC DICKS IN MY MOUTH
#dildo
#math
#pants-solo
#single-panel
#urinal-background
#variable
8,444 5/1/2022 who knew
spigot: WHO KNEW DUTCH CRUNCH WOULD LEAVE SO MANY CRUMBS IN THE BED
#food
#mess
#sfw
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
8,445 5/2/2022 hallowed be thy name
deuce: OUR FATHER, WHO ART IN HEAVEN / HALLOWED BE THY NAME / AND PLEASE GET YOUR FINGER / OUT OF MY BUTT
#anal-insertion
#deuce-solo
#prayer
#religion
#single-panel
#woodring-stairs-background
8,446 5/3/2022 chess king
spigot: HOW'S MY BEIGE WINDBREAKER spigot: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M HUSTLING STARS AT A BUS STATION spigot: I'M ZIPPING IT UP TO HERE AND THAT'S FINAL effigy: SIR, THIS JACKET IS FOR `MEMBERS ONLY` spigot: IF I PUSH ALL 4 ROOKS UP MY REAR END I'LL BE CHESS KING
#anal-insertion
#chess
#effigy-spigot
#fashion
#members-only
#sir
#woodring-stairs-background
8,447 5/4/2022 hard mode
spigot: :POINT_RIGHT::SKIN-TONE-2: HARD :POINT_LEFT::SKIN-TONE-2: MODE :EGGPLANT: :STRAIGHT_RULER::EGGPLANT: :STRAIGHT_RULER::EGGPLANT: :STRAIGHT_RULER::EGGPLANT: :STRAIGHT_RULER::EGGPLANT: :STRAIGHT_RULER: spigot: SOMEDAY I MIGHT EVEN UNPAUSE THE BATMAN FROM WHERE IT LAY PARKED MID NIRVANA SONG spigot: OUR FINEST PISSCOATS THIS EASTER
#batman
#hard
#nirvana
#pisscoats
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
8,448 5/5/2022 but why tho
pants: WHY IS EVERYTHING SO deuce: DOWN IN FRONT
#deuce-pants
#down-in-front
#mousehole
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
8,449 5/6/2022 knock knock knock
spigot: WHAT MISSING JUVENILES spigot: I MEAN COME IN !! spigot: I MEAN DON'T COME IN, SORRY
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#kidnapping
#mousehole
#rape
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
8,450 5/7/2022 itunes gift cards
spigot: NNNNNGGG I'VE BEEN HACK A DOODLE DOO'D pants: YOUR DUMB GAY FRIENDS ARE HERE FOR YOU pants: WE CAN SEND $$ VIA ITUNES GIFT CARDS pants: DO YOU NEED MY SOCIAL SECURITY # deuce: SHOULD I SHOOT MYSELF IN THE HEAD TO HELP YOU RECOVER YOUR ACCOUNT pants: I THINK WE HAVE TO ASSUME THAT WE ARE DEALING WITH A RUSSIAN AGENT RATHER THAN OUR FRIEND SPIGOT (THE BEAR) deuce: YOU'RE RIGHT (SENDING HIM DICK PIX) pants: :FOOT: :DROOLING_FACE:
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants-spigot
#dick
#dick-pics
#drunk-deuce
#emoji
#feet
#friends
#gay
#hacking
#itunes
#mountain-background
#nuggh
#russia
#spigot-the-bear
#suicide
8,451 5/8/2022 covid test negative
pants: COVID TEST NEGATIVE pants: WE CAN SAFELY RESUME SPITTING IN EACH OTHER'S MOUTHS deuce: DID YOU TAKE IT CORRECTLY (RECTALLY) pants: I DON'T SEE WHY IT HAS TO STAY UP THERE SO LONG deuce: AND ALSO IT HAS TO BE REPEATEDLY INSERTED IN AND PULLED OUT pants: ONLY AFTER THE 4TH HOUR
#anal-insertion
#covid-19
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#huffy-pants
#laughing-deuce
#violetgrey-background
8,452 5/9/2022 today let's be grateful
spigot: TODAY LET'S BE GRATEFUL WE DON'T HAVE TO SUCK DICK IN A MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS pants: "HAVE TO" pants: FULL-GROWN ADULTS CELEBRATING STAR WARS DAY spigot: WE CALL HIM DOCTOR MORBIUS ON THIS PODCAST
#dr-strange
#marvel
#mint-background
#movies
#pants-spigot
#podcast
#star-wars
8,453 5/10/2022 roe v. wade
spigot: MORE LIKE BLOW V. LAID
#abortion
#current-events
#emoji
#gunmetal-background
#joke
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
8,454 5/11/2022 outside lands
spigot: HORDES OF YOUNG PEOPLE BUZZING AROUND THE FESTIVAL, FILLING OUT MORTGAGE LOANS, PREPARING THEIR TAXES spigot: TRANSPARENT PINK SUNGLASSES WITH PEARLS, MASSIVE BEJEWELED NECKLACES AND CAPS, LIME GREEN BELL-BOTTOMS AND SENSIBLE ORTHOPEDIC LOAFERS FROM ROSS DRESS FOR LESS spigot: PULLING THE VIBE OUT OF MY MOUTH AND """SHIFTING""" IT TO MY REAR END
#green-background
#spigot-solo
8,455 5/12/2022 red pilled
pants: THERE IS NO RED PILL YOU'RE JUST A HUGE HUGE ASSHOLE
#blue-background
#matrix
#pants-solo
#politics
#single-panel
8,456 5/13/2022 oral-b
deuce: THIS MEXICAN COOKING YOUTUBE LADY SURE USES A LOT OF SALT pants: HOW'S SHE DOIN' deuce: SHE DYED HER HAIR BLACK FOR SOME REASON BUT LET THE GREY GROW BACK IN AGAIN deuce: I SOMETIMES WORRY SHE'S GOING TO CUT HERSELF BUT SHE NEVER DOES deuce: I MEAN I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT pants: (DEEP VOICE) ORAL-B
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#food
#mexicans
#mosaic-background
#oral-b
#photo-background
#salt
#sfw
#somber-deuce
#toothbrush
#youtube
8,457 5/14/2022 sure do love
pants: I SURE DO LOVE TO SOAP UP MY GENITALS deuce: WHO DOESN'T deuce: (LIKE SOAPING UP YOUR GENITALS)
#deuce-pants
#hygiene
#pink-background
#soap
8,458 5/15/2022 unsubscribe
pants: I'M A BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLY pants: JACK ME OFF deuce: UNSUBSCRIBE
#blue-background
#butterfly
#cornflower-background
#deuce-pants
#jacking-off
#mailing-list
8,459 5/16/2022 dow tumbles
pants: EVERY TIME I SEE THE PHRASE “DOW TUMBLES” I THINK “UPSKIRT”
#current-events
#pants-solo
#stocks
#upskirt
#voyeurism
#woodring-stairs-background
8,460 5/17/2022 sex
deuce: SEX pants: YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION!!!!!!!!! pants: AND NOW YOU DON'T (I SPOTTED A MOTH)
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#insect
#moth
#mountain-background
#sex
8,461 5/18/2022 urgent
spigot: NOTHING IS SO 'URGENT' I NEED TO HEAR ABOUT IT spigot: CAN COPS GET DNA FROM POO ON A VICTIM'S FACE
#gunmetal-background
#police
#poo
#spigot-solo
8,462 5/19/2022 under- rated
spigot: COCKSUCKING IN THE *** METAVERSE *** pants: DO I HAVE TO CHANGE OUT OF MY SWEATS FOR THIS spigot: UNDER-RATED :POINT_RIGHT::SKIN-TONE-2:SHITPOST:POINT_LEFT::SKIN-TONE-2: ALERT pants: THIS IS WHAT THE DEVIL DOES :ROOSTER: spigot: THINKING DARK MATTER IS JUST COMMON HOUSEHOLD DOGSHIT pants: CAPITAL FARTS, MADAM
#dogshit
#emoji
#farts
#metaverse
#mountain-background
#pants-spigot
#thrill-kill-kult
8,463 5/20/2022 two truths
spigot: TWO TRUTHS AND A DICK IN YOUR MOUTH spigot: FREE TROOFS
#blue-background
#dicks
#mouth
#spigot-solo
8,464 5/21/2022 tupper ware
spigot: PUTTING POO IN THE TUPPERWARE deuce: THAT'S WHAT I USE TO FREEZE MY SQUIGGLIES
#deuce-spigot
#mousehole
#poo
#tupperware
#woodring-room-background
8,465 5/22/2022 rise up
deuce: OUR PEOPLE WILL RISE UP AGAINST THE INVADERS AND OFFER THEM CUPCAKES effigy: MMMMM deuce: ALL WARS END WITH THE EXCHANGE OF CUPCAKES (IT'S PART OF THE IDEA OF WESTPHALIAN SOVEREIGNTY) effigy: MMMM SOVEREIGNTY
#cupcakes
#deuce-effigy
#mountain-background
#politics
#sfw
#treaty-of-westphalia
#war
8,466 5/23/2022 leaving early
spigot: LEAVING AT 2PM TODAY!!! spigot: AVAILABLE ALL THE USUAL WAYS spigot: STALL 1, STALL 2, STALL 3 spigot: PING IF NEEDED spigot: (OR JUST TAP)
#gay
#spigot-solo
#stalls
#tap
#woodring-room-background
#work
8,467 5/24/2022 where wallace at
pants: WHERE'S WALLACE AT pants: WHERE'S THE BOY, STRING pants: WHERE'S WALLACE AT pants: WHERE THE FUCK IS WALLACE pants: WHERE'S WALLACE, STRING pants: STRING pants: WHERE THE FUCK IS WALLACE pants: AND WHERE'S GROMIT
#aardman-animation
#gunmetal-background
#pants-solo
#the-wire
#wallace-and-gromit
8,468 5/25/2022 seed bread
spigot: HAS AMERICA LEARNED :POINT-RIGHT: :POINT-RIGHT: ANYTHING :POINT-LEFT: :POINT-LEFT: ABOUT FORCING KIDS TO GO TO SCHOOL ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? spigot: WHY CAN'T THERE BE MORE SHOOTINGS AT WHOLE FOODS spigot: I HATE THAT PLACE
#bread
#current-events
#emoji
#nuts
#school
#seed
#shooting
#spigot-solo
#whole-foods
#woodring-den-background
8,469 5/26/2022 corporate consumer consumption culture
spigot: "DON'T LOAD UP ON BREAD" :POINT_LEFT::SKIN-TONE-2: NICE """ADVICE"""" spigot: MAYBE I DON'T WANT TO LOAD UP ON CORPORATE CONSUMER CONSUMPTION CULTURE pants: BUT IT'S DELICIOUS
#mountain-background
#pants-spigot
#sfw

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