BONEQUEST

EPISODES: 2013

No. Date   Title / Dialog Players Tags
5,101 1/1/2013 a very special announcement for 2013
spigot: CONCERNED ABOUT MY ASS FATNESS
spigot
#announcement
#concerned
#fatness
#spigot-solo
#stray-dot
#woodring-field-background
5,102 1/2/2013 pissjackers
pants: T DEUCE MY SCI-FI TV SERIES IS CALLED "PISSJACKERS"
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#piss
#stray-dot
#woodring-stairs-background
5,103 1/3/2013 lukewarm
deuce: MRS. HUXTABLE IS HOT deuce: T SPIGOT UP FOR SOME LUKEWARM J/O spigot: T DEUCE LOOBIN' IT UP
deuce
spigot
#cosby-show
#deuce-spigot
#handjob
#woodring-room-background
5,104 1/4/2013 buy him a pony
pants: BUY ME A PONY pants: PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY pants: PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY
pants
#hi-fi
#pants-solo
#pony
#repetition
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
5,105 1/5/2013 another runny shit
spigot: DO YOU LIKE CHEX PARTY MIX W/PRETZELS deuce: I TOOK ANOTHER RUNNY SHIT (2/2 TODAY)
deuce
spigot
#chex-mix
#deuce-spigot
#product-placement
#woodring-stairs-background
5,106 1/6/2013 what are you kids up to
bung: AWFUL QUIET IN HERE bung: WHAT ARE YOU KIDS UP TO deuce: GALHAGLHALGH
bung
deuce
#bung-deuce
#drunk-deuce
#hi-fi
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
5,107 1/7/2013 expand the scope
spigot: JUST IMAGINING ACCOUNT MANAGERS NEEDED TO BE BROUGHT IN TO EXPAND THE SCOPE OF THE DISCUSSION WITH THE CLIENT BEFORE THE FOURTH SPURTING COCK WAS FINALIZED deuce: LET'S BRING MARKETING INTO THIS
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#marketing
#woodring-field-background
5,108 1/8/2013 hoping and groping
spigot: T PANTS YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE CHICKS HERE pants: T SPIGOT OBVIOUSLY I LIED TO YOU pants: T SPIGOT DO CHICKS HAVE DICKS spigot: I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE pants: T SPIGOT HERE'S TO HOPING spigot: T PANTS AND GROPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pants
spigot
#chicks
#groping
#pants-spigot
#woodring-stairs-background
5,109 1/9/2013 she loves poo yeah yeah yeah
pants: ALL YOU NEED IS POO pants: POO IS ALL YOU NEED deuce: TURN ME ON GAY MAN
deuce
pants
#beatles
#deuce-pants
#poo
#woodring-field-background
5,110 1/10/2013 happy to be here
spigot: JUST HAPPY TO BE HERE atandt: GOOD
atandt
spigot
#atandt-spigot
#sfw
#title-mismatch
#woodring-stairs-background
5,111 1/11/2013 twelve angry men
spigot: GOOD LORD spigot: TWELVE ANGRY MEN WITH AN AGENDA OF CHOKING ME AND GURGLING MY HEAD IN THE CRAPPER
spigot
#angry
#choking
#spigot-solo
#toilet
#violence
#woodring-field-background
5,112 1/12/2013 go modem
spigot: ATDT spigot: OKAY I'M CONNECTED HERE deuce: COCKS
deuce
spigot
#cocks
#deuce-spigot
#modem
#woodring-stairs-background
5,113 1/13/2013 hurtful words
spigot: HOMP deuce: YOUR WORDS HURT spigot: ONWARD WITH JURISPRUDENCE
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#jurisprudence
#woodring-field-background
5,114 1/14/2013 soaked with piss
spigot: SOAKED WITH PISS IN BONEQUEST
spigot
#piss
#soaked
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
5,115 1/15/2013 swallowed up by black hole
pants: REALLY HOPING TO GO TO THE PISS FARM THIS WEEKEND deuce: THIS IS HOW THE WORLD ENDS: NOT WITH A BANG BUT WITH A PISS FARM pants: WELL IT'S ABOUT TIME MAN deuce: FUCK YOU CREDIT CARD COMPANIES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pants: GOOD THING I DIDN'T PAY THE ELECTRIC BILL deuce: FRUMP SWALLOWED UP BY BLACK HOLE
deuce
pants
#black-hole
#coy-pants
#dejau-vu
#deuce-pants
#farm
#mousehole
#piss
#unix
#woodring-room-background
5,116 1/16/2013 into the forever
pants: DO YOU WANT TO JACK ME OFF INTO THE FOREVER deuce: FOR EVER AND EVER
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#high-res
#single-panel
#woodring-field-background
5,117 1/17/2013 joint and several
pants: I WILL NOT SPEAK OF MY BONER'S SINS deuce: FOR THEY ARE JOINT AND SEVERAL
deuce
pants
#boner
#deuce-pants
#woodring-field-background
5,118 1/18/2013 minecraft.jerkcity.com
(pants): MINECRAFT (pants): DOT (pants): JERKCITY (pants): DOT (pants): COM
pants
#minecraft
#pants-solo
#sfw
#url
#woodring-stairs-background
5,119 1/19/2013 can't beat off when you say my name
pants: T DEUCE IS BOFFIN-ROCK THE SAME THING AS POST-DUBSTEP deuce: CAN'T BEAT OFF WHEN YOU SAY MY NAME (IT TRIGGERS A GUI NOTIFICATION)
deuce
pants
#cant-beat-off-if
#deuce-pants
#gui
#masturbation
#woodring-field-background
5,120 1/20/2013 straight to hell forever
spigot: POP POP POP!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS FIREWORKS OR A CAR BACKFIRING!!! THEN I REALIZED IT WAS ME!!!! DIPSHIT WITH HUGE BULLET HOLES IN MY FACE AND HEAD!!!!! WELL MY FIRST REACTION WAS SANDY HOOK ALL OVER AGAIN!!!!!! THEN I FAINTED AND BASHED MY CHIN ON THE DRINKING FOUNTAIN AND DIED AND WENT STRAIGHT TO HELL FOREVER AND GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE
spigot
#bullets
#current-events
#fountain
#hell
#high-res
#shooting
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
5,121 1/21/2013 i saw a ghost
pants: T SPIGOT I SAW A GHOST spigot: THAT WAS ME YOU IDIOT
pants
spigot
#ghost
#pants-spigot
#woodring-stairs-background
5,122 1/22/2013 no help whatsoever
spigot: T PANTS MAYBE DEUCE WILL LEARN THE JAVA FOR US deuce: T SPIGOT IMPOSSIBLE I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DRIVE A CAR spigot: T DEUCE JUST LEARN THE JAVA AND MAIL IT TO ME deuce: T SPIGOT I JUST TOLD YOU I'M A COMPLETE MORON I'M NO HELP WHATSOEVER spigot: THEN EMAIL deuce: OKAY
deuce
spigot
#cocks
#deuce-spigot
#java
#woodring-field-background
5,123 1/23/2013 the n-word
spigot: I WATCHED DJANGO UNCHAINED TWO TIMES AND NOT ONCE DID I HEAR THE N-WORD pants: WHAT ABOUT IN LES MISRABLES
pants
spigot
#django-unchained
#les-miserables
#mousehole
#movies
#n-word
#pants-spigot
#semen
#tarantino
#woodring-room-background
5,124 1/24/2013 taking inventory
pants: SAND, ROCKS, SOME PLANT THAT TASTES TERRIBLE, MORE SAND
pants
#pants-solo
#woodring-room-background
5,125 1/25/2013 so true or false
spigot: T DEUCE SO TRUE OR FALSE WE'RE ALL GOING TO BE GAY TOGETHER deuce: T SPIGOT UH deuce: T SPIGOT LET ME GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT
deuce
spigot
#be-gay-with-me
#deuce-spigot
#gay
#stray-dot
#woodring-field-background
5,126 1/26/2013 hhhhhh hhhhhh
pants: WHAT DOES LOWERCASE "HHHHHH" SOUND LIKE?!?!?!? deuce: THE BREATH BEHIND FORCED OUT OF A BODY BY A BOOT OR OTHER LARGE INSTRUMENT pants: SO WHAT DOES UPPERCASE "HHHHHHHH" SOUND LIKE deuce: BREATH BEING FORCED OUT MUCH QUICKER: LARGE FAT MAN STANDING ON YOUR CHEST, BEING CRUSHED BY A CAR pants: DEMONSTRATE FOR ME deuce: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
deuce
pants
#breath
#drunk-deuce
#hhhhh
#huffy-pants
#lowercase
#onomatopoeia
#sfw
#somber-deuce
#woodring-stairs-background
5,127 1/27/2013 lowercase not shown
deuce: HHHHHHHH [ANGRY] pants: T DEUCE I COMPLETELY AND WHOLEHEARTEDLY SUPPORT YOUR DEFINITION OF UPERCASE HHHHHHHHHHH AND HHHHHHHHHHHHHH (LOWERCASE NOT SHOWN) deuce: LET'S WRITE AN RFC
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#hhhhh
#lowercase
#mousehole
#rfc
#sfw
#typo
#woodring-room-background
5,128 1/28/2013 i don't get it
spigot: BEAT BEAT BEAT spigot: I'M CHRIS AND/OR COSEY spigot: BEAT BEAT BEAT deuce: T SPIGOT I DON'T GET IT
deuce
spigot
#beating-off
#deuce-spigot
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
5,129 1/29/2013 the cast of nash bridges
deuce: T PANTS WHAT DOES "ESTRANGED" MEAN deuce: T PANTS DOES IT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH GETTING MORE KILBASA IN MY MOUTH pants: T DEUCE I AM WRITING THE CAST OF NASH BRIDGES TO SEE IF THEY WILL INVESTIGATE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#sausage
#sfw
#television
#typo
#woodring-stairs-background
5,130 1/30/2013 long beach sting house
pants: OKAY NOW *YOU* TYPE AT THE KEYBOARD AND *I'LL* WATCH YOU TRY TO FOOL PEDOPHILES INTO MEETING AT THE LONG BEACH STING HOUSE pants: I SEE YOU BROUGHT WINE COOLERS AND AN OFF-BRAND IPOD
pants
#ipod
#pants-solo
#pedophilia
#wine-cooler
#woodring-stairs-background
5,131 1/31/2013 the war on rape
spigot: FOLKS THE WAR ON RAPE HASN'T WORKED AND WE NEED TO LEGALIZE RAPE pants: THE CHILDREN ARE OUR FUTURE (WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THEM)
pants
spigot
#pants-spigot
#rape
#woodring-field-background
5,132 2/1/2013 cork that sailor up
deuce: SOMEONE CORK THAT SAILOR UP pants: MAKE HIM WALK THE JOHN LINE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#sailor
#sfw
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-stairs-background
5,133 2/2/2013 some manner of very gay insect
atandt: IMITATING INSECTS: I'M A BEETLE atandt: OKAY NOW I'M A LADY BUG pants: I AM SOME MANNER OF VERY GAY INSECT
atandt
pants
#bug-report
#gay
#ladybugs
#white-background
5,134 2/3/2013 nightly
pants: I BEAT OFF NIGHTLY deuce: AWESOME
deuce
pants
#bat
#bonequest-hd
#masturbation
#woodring-field-background
5,135 2/4/2013 release my lugnuts
pants: SO ANYHOO I CANNOT GET THIS WRENCH TO RELEASE MY LUGNUTS pants: PLZ HALP
pants
#changing-a-tire
#halp
#pants-solo
#plz
#stray-dot
#woodring-stairs-background
5,136 2/5/2013 fuzzy down there
deuce: I SEE YOU SUCKING pants: OH YOU DO NOT deuce: SORT OF, IT'S FUZZY DOWN THERE pants: (NOTICES GLORYHOLE) pants: OKAY YOU DO
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#glory-hole
#mousehole
#sucking
#woodring-room-background
5,137 2/6/2013 i never heard such nerve before
spigot: BUT I NEED COCK *TODAY*
spigot
#deja-vu
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
5,138 2/7/2013 problem
deuce: OKAY I GOT JIZZ ON MY HAND
deuce
#deuce-solo
#jizz
#woodring-stairs-background
5,139 2/8/2013 settle down
pants: I LIKE POO SO VERY MUCH deuce: SETTLE DOWN OR I'LL CALL THE FEDS
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#poo
#woodring-room-background
5,140 2/9/2013 that will also suffice
deuce: T PANTS IF I FEED YOU PUPPY CHOW WILL YOU GROW UP TO BE A STRONG BOY pants: T DEUCE I WILL BE A FAT BLOB deuce: T PANTS THAT WILL ALSO SUFFICE
deuce
pants
#bonequest-hd
#deuce-pants
#huffy-pants
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
5,141 2/10/2013 the bionic man noise
net: T DEUCE DOES IT MAKE THE BIONIC MAN NOISE WHILE YOU SHIT deuce: T NET NO BUT I TURN INTO A HOT CHICK LIKE THE BIONIC WOMAN net: T DEUCE THE BIONIC WOMAN WAS HOT EVEN WHILE OFF-DUTY
deuce
net
#achoo
#bionic
#deuce-net
#drunk-deuce
#woodring-room-background
5,142 2/11/2013 doctor spigot, m.d.
spigot: CLEAR spigot: HGUAHGLUAHGLAUGHALGUG
spigot
#mousehole
#series
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
5,143 2/12/2013 nurse spigot
spigot: APPLYING THE PADDLES spigot: CLEAR spigot: ABHABLHALBHALBHLAHBLAHHBLA
spigot
#nurse
#physical-comedy
#series
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
5,144 2/13/2013 spigot the bear in primary care
spigot: CLEAR spigot: ABHABLHALBHALBHLAHBLAHHBLA spigot: JESUS CHRIST OUR PRECIOUS ART AND FURNITURE AND CLOTHES AND TAPESTRIES ALL STUFFED INTO A BOX AND SOLD TO THE NAZIS FOR WINE AND PORNOGRAPHY
spigot
#jesus
#nazi
#porn
#series
#spigot-solo
#spigot-the-bear
#woodring-room-background
5,145 2/14/2013 exactly that fucking friendless
spigot: AS A LONGTIME LURKER I WOULD LIKE TO RECOMMEND YOU DOWNLOAD THE LATEST INSTALLER spigot: OR I CAN BURN YOU A CD BECAUSE I AM JUST EXACTLY THAT FUCKING FRIENDLESS deuce: I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED AND/OR BEATEN UP (BUT NOT TOO BADLY JUST ENOUGH TO GET SYMPATHY)
deuce
spigot
#boner
#pants-spigot
#woodring-field-background
5,146 2/15/2013 all over the place
dick: JUST LIKE A FUCKIN' SODA POP I'M SPOUTIN' ALL OVER THE PLACE dick: GOD DAMN dick: AND BY "ALL OVER THE PLACE" I PRETTY MUCH MEAN YOUR PIMPLY FACE
dick
#all-over-your-face
#dick
#dick-solo
#pimply-face
#soda-pop
#spoutin-off
#spouting
#woodring-stairs-background
5,147 2/16/2013 get on the bus
spigot: NEXT STOP PLEASE spigot: DING DING DING DING spigot: PULLING THE CORD spigot: RIGHT HERE'S FINE spigot: IF YOU COULD JU
spigot
#bus
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
5,148 2/17/2013 garking in the background
spigot: CAN YOU PUT ON AURORA SNOW GARKING IN THE BACKGROUND (QUIETLY) deuce: RIGHT I DON'T WANT TO BE DISRUPTIVE I JUST WANT TO ADD ATMOSPHERE
deuce
spigot
#atmosphere
#aurora-snow
#deuce-spigot
#disruption
#disruptive
#folks
#gark
#porn
5,149 2/18/2013 you have died
deuce: A HOLLOW VOICE SAYS "COCKS"
deuce
#deja-vu
#deuce-solo
#great-underground-empire
#hi-fi
#woodring-stairs-background
#zork
5,150 2/19/2013 let's get lost
spigot: LET'S GET LOST spigot: LOST IN EACH OTHER'S NUTS
spigot
#nuts
#nuts-of-spigot
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
5,151 2/20/2013 how much of the pub cheese
net: IF I BURN THE HOUSE DOWN SHE'LL NEVER KNOW HOW MUCH OF THE PUB CHEESE I JUST ATE
net
#fatness
#net-solo
#woodring-room-background
5,152 2/21/2013 just you and me
spigot: LOOKS LIKE IT'S JUST YOU AND ME AND MY NEW BELT
spigot
#sfw
#spigot-solo
5,153 2/22/2013 this mouth
pants: THIS MOUTH KILLS FASCISTS pants: BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK pants: HOMPTH ATE A TOAD
pants
#mouth-of-pants
#pants-solo
#sfw
#stray-dot
#toad
#woodring-field-background
#woody-guthrie
5,154 2/23/2013 operation: drown kevin smith
spigot: LET'S GO BACK IN TIME AND DROWN KEVIN SMITH AND THEN FAST FORWARD IN TIME TO LIVE IN A BETTER PLACE
spigot
#diss
#kevin-smith
#spigot-solo
#time-travel
#woodring-stairs-background
5,155 2/24/2013 operation: drown reddit
pants: T SPIGOT WHEN DOES OPERATION "DROWN ALL REDDITORS" GO INTO EFFECT (FULL EFFECT) spigot: I CAN START ABSOLUTELY WHENEVER FOR FREE RIGHT NOW
pants
spigot
#hashtag
#pants-spigot
#reddit
#sfw
#single-panel
#woodring-room-background
5,156 2/25/2013 netflix
deuce: MY DONG deuce: A NETFLIX ORIGINAL
deuce
#bonequest-hi-fi
#deuce-solo
#netflix
#woodring-field-background
5,157 2/26/2013 the trap door is important (short version)
spigot: LEVER > TRAP DOOR > ORANGE PORTAL > BLUE PORTAL > OUTER SPACE spigot: THE TRAP DOOR IS IMPORTANT SO SHE ACCUMULATES VELOCITY FOR HER TRIP INTO DEEP SPACE
spigot
#minecraft
#portal
#sfw
#spigot-solo
5,158 2/27/2013 the trap door is important (long version)
deuce: STAGE 1: WAKE UP deuce: STAGE 2: WALK TOWARD COMPUTER TO SEE HOW MY SUICIDE GIRLS APPLICATION PROCESS IS GOING deuce: STAGE 3: STEP ON TRAP DOOR AND FALL INTO PORTAL CHAIN THAT EJECTS ME INTO SPACE deuce: STAGE 4: LOSE CONSCIOUSNESS 10-15 SECONDS LATER DUE TO ZERO ATMOSPHERIC PRESSURE deuce: STAGE 5: EXPERIENCE BRAIN DEATH IN 3-5 MINUTES DUE TO ANOXIA deuce: STAGE 6: COOL TO AMBIENT TEMPERATURE BASED ON INSOLATION deuce: STAGE 7: INCONSPICUOUSLY ORBIT THE SUN FOREVERMORE deuce: STAGE 8: JUSTICE
deuce
#deuce-solo
#explosive-decompression
#portal
#sfw
#stray-dot
#suicide-girls
#violent-disapproval
#woodring-field-background
5,159 2/28/2013 sobbing his eyes out
pants: *SOB* ALL THOSE SMOOTH DEAD BOYS spigot: AND BURNING MAN REFUGEES
pants
spigot
#burning-man
#pants-spigot
#woodring-stairs-background
5,160 3/1/2013 seriously serious very much so
spigot: SERIOUS ABOUT ALL THE CANDY
spigot
#hi-fi
#sfw
#spigot-solo
5,161 3/2/2013 your face
atandt: [B atandt: [A atandt: [A spigot: GET YOUR FACE OFF THE KEYBOARD
atandt
spigot
#sfw
#vt100
#woodring-field-background
5,162 3/3/2013 hopefully you get the point
deuce: WELL I DIDN'T USE ANY PUNCTUATION SO IT'S NOT ENTIRELY A SENTENCE BUT HOPEFULLY YOU GET THE POINT pants: MORE OR LESS YES pants: YES I DO pants: MOSTLY IT POKES MY FACE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#mousehole
#sfw
#stray-dot
#woodring-room-background
5,163 3/5/2013 that's all there is to it
spigot: SOMETIMES YOU JUST WANT TO JERK OFF TO CHUBBY MEN AND THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT spigot: I DON'T OWE YOU AN EXPLANATION
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#chubby-men
#jerking
#jerking-off
#spigot-solo
5,164 3/6/2013 and you said nothing
spigot: I SPLASHED EAU DE PARFUME ON MY NUTS AND YOU SAID NOTHING spigot: WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER spigot: STILL IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE TO HEAR A THANK YOU
spigot
#gratitude
#mousehole
#nuts
#nuts-of-spigot
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
5,165 3/7/2013 win ten dollars
pants: PUNCH THE COCK, WIN $10 pants: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW OH GOD HERE'S YOUR MONEY
pants
#cocks
#pants-solo
#violence
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-field-background
5,166 3/8/2013 not very bright
pants: T DEUCE J-DATE ME deuce: T PANTS WHAT DOES THAT MEAN pants: T DEUCE I DON'T KNOW WORDS JUST COME OUT SOMETIMES deuce: I WILL ONLY CHRISTIAN MINGLE WITH YOU AND THAT'S FINAL hanford: FREEZE-FRAME: PANTS AND DEUCE ARE NOT VERY BRIGHT
deuce
hanford
pants
#deuce-hanford-pants
#sfw
5,167 3/9/2013 worse than rape
pants: LET'S PLAY MINECRAFT TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!! OH GOD THIS IS WORSE THAN RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO BACK TO THE RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! deuce: NO TURN UP THE RAPE TO DROWN OUT THE MINECRAFT MEMORIES!!!!
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#high-res
#minecraft
#minecraft-background
#rape
5,168 3/10/2013 on fatness
net: I MUST EAT MORE OTHERWISE I WON'T GET FAT ENOUGH deuce: T NET THE WAY I SEE IT DURING THE TIMES WHEN YOU'RE NOT EATING YOU'RE ACTUALLY *LOSING* WEIGHT deuce: SO IT MAKES SENSE TO PORK UP net: YAY NOT JUST FROZEN PIZZA BUT LEFTOVER FROZEN PIZZA
deuce
net
#deuce-net
#doop
#fatness
#minecraft
#pizza
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
5,169 3/11/2013 ten years ago
spigot: TEN YEARS AGO I WAS IN WIREDD spigot: F-FIFTY YEARS AGO BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP NURSE
spigot
#doop
#minecraft
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#typo
#wired
#woodring-stairs-background
5,170 3/12/2013 glpyhs and queers
pants: I MISS CRAMMING MY MOUTH FULL OF GLYPHS AND QUEERS pants: MY HATRED FOR SUBURBIA STEMS FROM THE LACK OF PUBLIC TOILETS
pants
#glyphs
#huffy-pants
#lapland
#mouth
#pants-solo
#queer
#suburbs
#toilet
#woodring-field-background
5,171 3/13/2013 ted talk
pants: TECHNOLOGICALLY SPEAKING, I LOVE DICK atandt: I LIKE OZZY
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#nuggh
#ozzy
#ted-talk
#woodring-stairs-background
5,172 3/14/2013 science and medicine
spigot: IF I WANTED TO LEARN ABOUT SCIENCE AND MEDICINE I'D ORDER A PROSTITUTE
spigot
#medicine
#prostitute
#science
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
5,173 3/15/2013 what exactly is the problem here
deuce: THAT LOOKS LIKE A PENIS SIR
deuce
#deuce-solo
#hi-fi
#mousehole
#penis
#stray-dot
#woodring-room-background
5,174 3/16/2013 spit it out man
spigot: UH spigot: I DON'T spigot: THAT IS TO SAY
spigot
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#tongue-tied
#woodring-field-background
5,175 3/17/2013 this time for sure
spigot: NRKXKKXK SNURK ZZZZ WHAT [BONK] I'M AWAKE
spigot
#physical-comedy
#sfw
#spigot-solo
5,176 3/18/2013 slow down
spigot: SPLURK SPLORK PLOP ALL OVER YOUR FACE AND DRESS YOU STUPID BITCH spigot: HURF HRBRGRBLHRGLPFTH deuce: SLOW DOWN YOU'LL WASTE IT ALL
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
5,177 3/19/2013 bookmobile
spigot: HUFFING AND PUFFING DON'T DRIVE AWAY spigot: COME BACK BOOKMOBILE spigot: I THINK WE'VE ALL LEARNED SOMETHING ABOUT BOOKS TODAY
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#bookmobile
#books
#come-back
#library
#physical-comedy
#sfw
#spigot-solo
5,178 3/20/2013 guess what today is folks
deuce: GUESS WHAT TODAY IS FOLKS deuce: IT'S "THE DEUCE ISN'T FUCKING DOING SHIT TODAY" DAY
deuce
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#woodring-stairs-background
5,179 3/21/2013 don't think the war is over
pants: I'M HALL AND OATES deuce: I'M JUST OATES deuce: YOU WIN THIS BATTLE deuce: BUT DON'T THINK THE WAR IS OVER
deuce
pants
#hall-and-oates
#mousehole
#music
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
5,180 3/22/2013 gay ghost
deuce: AM I STILL HERE deuce: AM I STILL ALIVE deuce: AND WHY pants: YOU ARE A GHOST deuce: PHEW pants: A GAY GHOST deuce: EXCUSE ME GHOSTS HAVE NO SEXUAL PREFERENCE pants: SOME GHOSTS ARE GAY pants: HURRRRRRRRRRRRK CHEST PAINS
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#ghost
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-room-background
5,181 3/23/2013 boner mania
spigot: WHEN I POKE THE LOOSE FLAP IN HIS CUBE WALL AND PUSH MY FACE THROUGH AND SHOUT "BONER MANIA" SOMETIMES HE DROPS HIS FRESCA
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#boner
#fresca
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
5,182 3/24/2013 kickstarter
hanford: OKAY IF WE DID A KICKSTARTER/INDIEGOGO FOR A REPRINT OF "THE BIG BOOK OF JERKCITY" WOU-- pants: HEY pants: HEY MISTER hanford: WHAT pants: 1-800-URINE ISN'T EVEN A REAL PHONE NUMBER IT DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH DIGITS hanford: .
hanford
pants
#1-800-urine
#background
#coy-pants
#hanford-pants
#kickstarter
#phone-number
5,183 3/25/2013 mfc
deuce: NO MORE THAIS ON MYFREECAMS :-( :-( :-( spigot: THEY ARE REMOVING REDUNDANCIES
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#mousehole
#myfreecams
#porn
#woodring-room-background
5,184 3/26/2013 all over my dumb face
pants: I SPURTED ALL OVER MY OWN DUMB FACE spigot: {{{{{{ HUGS TO PANTS }}}}}}}
pants
spigot
#hugs
#pants-spigot
#punctuation
#spurt
#woodring-stairs-background
5,185 3/27/2013 easy for you
deuce: I OPENED THE WINDOW AND WALKED OUT dick: T DEUCE EASY FOR YOU TO SAUGHLGLHULGUHLGULH
deuce
dick
#cocksucking
#deuce-dick
#window
#woodring-field-background
5,186 3/28/2013 jerkcity u
pants: AND I'M ALL NO WAY ASSHOLE pants: AND HE'S ALL I'M GOING TO SUCK THAT DICK OF YOURS deuce: T PANTS NEITHER OF US ARE SMART ENOUGH TO MAKE IT INTO COLLEGE pants: AND I'M LIKE NOT EVEN
deuce
pants
#college
#deuce-pants
#dicksucking
#education
#huffy-pants
#woodring-field-background
5,187 3/29/2013 look at it
deuce: LOOK AT MY COCK deuce: LOOK AT IT deuce: WOULD THIS COCK DECEIVE YOU
deuce
#cock
#deuce-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
5,188 3/30/2013 a whole pie
spigot: LOOK I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY DID THINGS AT WALDENBOOKS BUT AROUND HERE WE'RE COURTEOUS AND CARING TOWARD BOTS spigot: EVERY TIME YOU SAY THAT WORD I'M GOING TO EAT A WHOLE PIE spigot: BOYSENBERRY
spigot
#pie
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
5,189 3/31/2013 which one of us
deuce: DING deuce: ONE POINT TO THE FAT GUY WITH THE BONG pants: WHICH ONE OF US IS pants: OH
deuce
pants
#bong
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#fatness
#marijuana
#woodring-field-background
5,190 4/1/2013 i'll take his
deuce: OKAY PEOPLE I'D APPRECIATE LESS RAPE spigot: I'LL TAKE HIS RAPE
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#rape
#woodring-stairs-background
5,191 4/2/2013 get your fingers out of your mouth
deuce: GET YOUR FINGERS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND SPEAK UP
deuce
#deuce-solo
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
5,192 4/3/2013 puppet show
spigot: RUNNING OUT OF COMEDY spigot: THE COMEDY TRAIN IS RUNNING OUT OF STEAM spigot: BUHHUHHUHUH OKAY PEOPLE I'M GAY AND BUHBUH PUPPET SHOW
spigot
#comedy
#failed-comedy
#gay
#puppet
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
5,193 4/4/2013 let us pretend
pants: LET US PRETEND WE ARE GAY AND FURTHER LET US DO WHAT COMES NATURALLY
pants
#gayness
#pants-solo
#woodring-room-background
5,194 4/5/2013 the choke
pants: YES I THINK SO pants: YOU'RE CHOKING ME SOMEHOW pants: I LIKE THE CHOKE
pants
#choking
#pants-solo
#woodring-room-background
5,195 4/6/2013 hamburger alert
spigot: HAMBURGER ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING DING DING DING WAKE UP spigot: HAMBURGERS HAMBURGERS HAMBURGERS HAMBURGERS HAMBURGERS spigot: OH AMBER ALERT spigot: FOLKS THE HAMBURGER HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED spigot: DING DING ETC
deuce
#amber-alert
#bonequest-hd
#hamburger
#spigot-solo
5,196 4/7/2013 a cold and lonely sock
pants: SOMEWHERE THERE IS A COLD AND LONELY SOCK (PROBABLY IN LANDFILL AT THIS MOMENT)
pants
#pants-solo
#parking-lot
#sfw
#sock
#sock-in-a-parking-lot
#woodring-room-background
5,197 4/8/2013 prime numbers
deuce: GHALGUHALG deuce: I AM COUNTING IN PRIME NUMBERS deuce: .. deuce: ... deuce: ..... deuce: ....... deuce: ...... COCKS
deuce
#cocks
#counting-primes
#deuce-solo
#math
#mousehole
#prime-numbers
#woodring-room-background
5,198 4/9/2013 what hurts the most
spigot: I SUCK ROYAL DICKS spigot: WHAT HURTS THE MOST spigot: ARE THE DICKS spigot: I'M ART LINKLETTER
spigot
#art-linkletter
#dicks
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
5,199 4/10/2013 i do not know what that word means
deuce: WE SHOULD START A SORORITY (MAKING IT CLEAR I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THAT WORD MEANS)
deuce
#bonequest-hd
#deuce-solo
#sfw
5,200 4/11/2013 the wizard and the princess
spigot: WE HAVE TO HELP THE ****WIZARD**** RAPE THE ****PRINCESS****
spigot
#asterisks
#princess
#rape
#spigot-solo
#wizard
#woodring-stairs-background
5,201 4/12/2013 in front of a mirror
deuce: OKAY I MEANT JIZZY spigot: FUCK THIS spigot: I NEED TO PRACTICE IN FRONT OF A MIRROR
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#jizz
#stray-dot
#woodring-room-background
5,202 4/13/2013 for a good reason
pants: I THINK GOD SENT A BONER HERE TO MY FACE FOR A GOOD REASON deuce: SMEAR IT
deuce
pants
#bonequest-hd
#boner
#deuce-pants
#photo-background
#smearing
5,203 4/14/2013 square in the mouth
spigot: YOU ARE POKING ME SQUARE IN THE MOUTH!!!!! spigot: AND YOU SIR ARE POKING ME SQUARE UP THE REAR END!!!! spigot: I'M LIKE A CHICKEN ON A ROTISSERIE spigot: BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR spigot: WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR spigot: AM I DONE spigot: WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
spigot
#mouth
#spigot-solo
5,204 4/15/2013 make with the piss
pants: BLAST ME WITH PISS deuce: WHY YOU'LL JUST FUCKING WASTE IT LIKE USUAL pants: BLESS ME WITH PISS deuce: VERY WELL pants: LET'S GO TO OLD NAVY AND WALK AROUND AND HOLD HANDS SO THE WORLD CAN SEE OUR LOVE BUT FIRST MAKE WITH THE PISS deuce: YOU'RE THE GIRL WALK BEHIND
deuce
pants
#a-love-story
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#mousehole
#old-navy
#piss
#roomba
#very-well
#woodring-room-background
5,205 4/16/2013 continue reading
spigot: CONTINUE READING THIS SALON PREMIUM ARTICLE FOR A THOUSAND DOLLARS >>
spigot
#nuggh
#salon
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
5,206 4/17/2013 wormhole
pants: OH GOD THE WORMHOLE GOT HIM deuce: HELP I'M IN THE WORMHOLE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#hole
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
#wormhole
5,207 4/18/2013 its momentum becomes fuzzy
spigot: EVEN MY DONG BEHAVES DIFFERENTLY IF IT'S BEING OBSERVED deuce: ITS POSITION BECOMES WELL-DEFINED BUT ITS MOMENTUM BECOMES FUZZY (IT SHAKES UNCONTROLLABLY)
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#dong
#physics
#single-panel
#woodring-field-background
5,208 4/19/2013 the weeping dongs
pants: I'M INTO A LOT OF WEIRD STUFF
pants
#pants-solo
#sfw
#title-mismatch
#woodring-field-background
5,209 4/20/2013 say it like you mean it
deuce: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU pants: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#pants-is-perfect
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
5,210 4/21/2013 fall into a pit
pants: I SMELL A GRUE deuce: IF YOU PROCEED YOU ARE LIKELY TO FALL INTO A PIT pants: TURN ON LAMP deuce: SUCK A COCK
deuce
pants
#grue
#infocom
#woodring-room-background
5,211 4/22/2013 whatever this is
spigot: I THINK I'LL SUCK WHATEVER THIS IS spigot: BLUH PUH GROSS spigot: NEXT TIME FUCKING TELL ME
spigot
#blowjob
#mousehole
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
5,212 4/23/2013 han solo blaster
pants: I THINK I KNOW A HAN SOLO BLASTER WHEN I SEE IT pants: THAT IS CLEARLY A STORMTROOPER'S LASER GUN pants: ALSO THAT REPLACEMENT CAPE YOU MADE FOR LORD VADER LOOKS LIKE SHIT
pants
#huffy-pants
#nerd-culture
#pants-solo
#star-wars
#woodring-field-background
5,213 4/24/2013 stop-motion gangbang
pants: MUST BUY ALL THE LOOSE STORMTROOPERS AND JAWAS SO I CAN FINALLY FILM MY STOP-MOTION GANGBANG
pants
#coy-pants
#gangbang
#gaydalf
#pants-solo
#star-wars
#woodring-stairs-background
5,214 4/25/2013 no way you can tell me
deuce: T SPIGOT THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN TELL ME THAT MY NUTS AREN'T BIGGER THAN YOURS BY AT LEAST A YARD CIRCUMFERENCE
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#measurements
#nuts
#nuts-of-spigot
#woodring-room-background
5,215 4/26/2013 look at it sideways
spigot: T ATANDT :-) spigot: LOOK AT IT SIDEWAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! atandt: I AM A SAD PATHETIC SHELL OF A MAN
atandt
spigot
#atandt-spigot
#emoticon
#fighting-irish-pose
#irc
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
5,216 4/27/2013 my reggae album
pants: HOW CAN RAPE BE AGGRAVATED ANYWAY pants: OH pants: PLEASE PRODUCE MY REGGAE ALBUM
pants
#huffy-pants
#music
#nuggh
#pants-solo
#rape
#reggae
#woodring-stairs-background
5,217 4/28/2013 one more willing party
pants: THIS STALL LOOKS FULL BUT WE CAN FIT ONE MORE WILLING PARTY IN pants: UP YOU GO, YOU BE ON TOP pants: SINCE YOU'RE NEW, YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT YOUR TURN TO DANGLE YOUR LEGS pants: TRY TO REST THEM ON THE BAR FOR HANDICAPPED PEOPLE pants: WE CAN'T HAVE MORE THAN TWO AT A TIME SHOWING
pants
#dicklicking
#huffy-pants
#pants-solo
#stall
#toilet-antics
#woodring-room-background
5,218 4/29/2013 no part of me is happy about this
pants: SO I JIZZED AND IT BURNED THROUGH THE FLOOR AND THEN WE ALL RAN DOWN TO THE DECK BELOW AND IT BURNED THROUGH THAT AND THEN WE RAN DOWN ONE MORE LEVEL AND IT FINALLY STOPPED AND WE'RE LUCKY IT DIDN'T BURN THROUGH THE OUTER HULL pants: NO PART OF ME IS HAPPY ABOUT THIS
pants
#alien
#jizz
#pants-solo
#woodring-field-background
5,219 4/30/2013 hobbit dick
pants: JERKCITY HD IS AWESOMES pants: BUT THEN AGAIN SO IS PISS pants: CONST ANALYTICS_CACHE_KEY_PREFIX = "ANAL_"; : http://jerkcityhd.tumblr.com/
pants
#gaydalf
#pants-solo
#php
#piss
#url
#woodring-room-background
5,220 5/1/2013 sound advice
pants: THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN COMPUTER
pants
#computers
#hi-fi
#pants-solo
#sfw
5,221 5/2/2013 f
pants: F deuce: AGREED pants: F deuce: OKAY NOW YOU'RE GETTING SQUIRMY SIR pants: F deuce: THAT'S BETTER
deuce
pants
#bonequest-hd
#deuce-pants
#mousehole
#repetition
#sfw
#stray-dot
#woodring-room-background
5,222 5/3/2013 and that's when i surrendered
pants: AND THEN THERE WERE FOUR DICKS IN MY FACE AND THAT'S WHEN I SURRENDERED
pants
#dicks
#pants-solo
#stray-dot
#surrender
#woodring-field-background
5,223 5/4/2013 nothing dinky about them
pants: DINKY DONGS deuce: FROM THIS END THERE'S NOTHING DINKY ABOUT THEM pants: WELL FROM 10,000 FEET THEY'RE PRETTY FUCKING SMALL: I DID THE THING WITH THE LOUNGE CHAIR AND THE BALLOONS AGAIN, THE NAVY IS NOT HAPPY deuce: GODDAMNIT
deuce
pants
#balloons
#deuce-pants
#dinky
#dongs
#farts
#huffy-pants
#navy
5,224 5/5/2013 you will submit
deuce: WANT TO LICK DICK ???? spigot: [SILENCE] deuce: YOU WILL SUBMIT *BEEP!*
deuce
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#deuce-pants
#deuce-spigot
#silence
5,225 5/6/2013 here's the trick
spigot: IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT LICK A DICK spigot: GURK / GURK spigot: IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT LICK A PRICK spigot: HURF / HONK spigot: IF YOU'RE SOMETHING SOMETHING GAY spigot: AND MY DONG IS IN THE WAY spigot: HERE'S THE TRICK: LICK A DICK / OR A PRICK spigot: ZZZZZZZZZ
spigot
#dicklicking
#honk
#singing
#spigot-solo
5,226 5/7/2013 like throwing a bottle into the ocean
spigot: TYPE 2 DIARRHEA spigot: TWENTIETH CENTURY FAGS spigot: TELLING JOKES IN JERKCITY IS LIKE THROWING A BOTTLE INTO THE OCEAN spigot: IT MAKES A SPLASH AND SOMETIMES YOU HIT A SEAL
spigot
#cocks
#diarrhea
#funloving-nonsense
#meta
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
5,227 5/8/2013 open for three days
spigot: YOU HAVE 19 OUTSTANDING TASKS THAT HAVE ALL BEEN OPEN FOR 3 DAYS AND THEY'RE ALL ABOUT HEAD
spigot
#calendar
#head
#outlook
#schedule
#spigot-solo
#tasks
#woodring-field-background
5,228 5/9/2013 about fries
spigot: NEED FRIES spigot: DID YOU GET MY NOTE ABOUT FRIES spigot: IT WAS TO YOU ABOUT FRIES AND HOW I NEED THEM
spigot
#fries
#hashtag
#note
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
5,229 5/10/2013 with implied urgency
spigot: HEY IT'S JUST ME LEAVING A MESSAGE WITH IMPLIED URGENCY BUT NO CONTEXT!!!! PLEASE CALL BACK WHEN YOU GET A SEC spigot: I CAN BE REACHED AT TWENTY OTHER NUMBERS WHICH FORCE YOU TO REWIND AND PLAY THIS CONTEXT-FREE MESSAGE AGAIN
spigot
#message
#phone-tag
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#telephone
#telephony
#voicemail
5,230 5/11/2013 enough for one day
spigot: I THINK I'VE BEEN FUNNY ENOUGH FOR ONE DAY spigot: OOF URF WHAT THE spigot: *SLAM*
spigot
#physical-comedy
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
5,231 5/12/2013 into your face and then into mine
spigot: PUSH THE PRICKS INTO YOUR FACE AND THEN INTO MINE pants: THIS DOES NOT REPRODUCE THE BUG YOU DESCRIBED (MUFFLED) spigot: TRYING TO SHARE SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL
pants
spigot
#bug-report
#conspiracy-duck
#huffy-pants
#muffled
#pants-spigot
#pricks
#sharing-is-caring
#woodring-stairs-background
5,232 5/13/2013 wholly inappropriate
deuce: HURRP DURRRP ONE TO THE FOURTH DONGS spigot: ALL OF YOU ARE WHOLLY INAPPROPRIATE
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#exponentiation
#math
5,233 5/14/2013 the best blowjobs
bung: T DEUCE HONESTLY DO WOMEN GIVE THE BEST BLOWJOBS deuce: T BUNG I DON'T KNOW I'VE NEVER TALKED TO A WOMAN
bung
deuce
#blowjobs
#bung-deuce
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
5,234 5/15/2013 say what now
spigot: SAY WHAT NOW spigot: SAY AGAIN spigot: NOBODY GIVES A SHIT spigot: ***THINK*** SHEEPLE spigot: BOOM MICS LOWERING INTO FRAME
spigot
#opinion
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
5,235 5/16/2013 wet cement
spigot: T DEUCE I SEE A MORNING CONFERENCE TABLE WHERE BRIGHTLY-BEAKED 20SOMETHINGS ARE EXCITEDLY PITCHING THEIR IDEAS FOR CONTENT BUT THEN THE DOOR LOCKS AND THE ROOM FILLS UP WITH WET CEMENT
deuce
spigot
#20-something-year-old
#cement
#deuce-spigot
#sfw
#unix
#wet-cement
#woodring-room-background
5,236 5/17/2013 i wish i had
deuce: I WISH I HAD AN INTRIGUING NAME LIKE SEYMOUR BUTTS
deuce
#deuce-solo
#porn
#woodring-field-background
5,237 5/18/2013 charge my suit
deuce: TOUCH MY DICK spigot: WILL IT CHARGE MY SUIT UP TO 100
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#dick
#half-life
#powerup
#suit
#touching
#video-games
#woodring-stairs-background
5,238 5/19/2013 cat food
deuce: I BROUGHT CATFOOD BACK JUST IN TIME pants: I LIKE CATFOOD TOO pants: DON'T HOG IT ALL
deuce
pants
#catfood
#deuce-pants
#mousehole
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
5,239 5/20/2013 available in the cloud
spigot: FOLKS I HOPE YOUR BUSINESS-CRITICAL APPS ARE AVAILABLE IN THE CLOUD
spigot
#apps
#business-critical
#cloud-computing
#folks
#mouth
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#the-cloud
#woodring-field-background
5,240 5/21/2013 hail to the chief
spigot: BIG / FUCKIN / DICKS spigot: IN MY STUPID / FUCKIN / FACE / NOW spigot: (HAIL TO THE CHIEF)
spigot
#deja-vu
#hail-to-the-chief
#singing
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
5,241 5/22/2013 one is too small
spigot: JEAN CHARLES YOU FOOL, YOU HAVE EATEN THE ENTIRE CAKE pants: THE DRILL INSTRUCTOR, SHE WILL BE VERY UPSET spigot: WHO WILL FLY THE PLANE pants: I HAVE FORGOTTEN ALL MY TRAINING spigot: YOU STUPID FOOL, ONE SHOE IS TOO BIG AND ONE IS TOO SMALL pants: HOW WILL I ENGAGE IN TRENCH WARFARE WITH THIS KETTLE ON MY HEAD
pants
spigot
#funloving-nonsense
#huffy-pants
#jean-charles
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
5,242 5/23/2013 axl rose's beatoff towel l@@k
spigot: T PANTS I WAS IN THE OSILLOSCOPE ROOM LISTENING TO YOU SING SONGS ABOUT YOUR CATS THE WHOLE TIME spigot: I THOUGHT ABOUT SAYING SOMETHING BUT INSTEAD RECORDED IT AND PUSHED IT UP TO YOUTUBE spigot: T PANTS ALSO I SOLD YOUR BEATOFF TOWEL ON EBAY (AXL ROSE'S BEATOFF TOWEL L@@K)
pants
spigot
#axl-rose
#beatoff
#cats
#ebay
#internet
#merch
#pants-spigot
#recording
#typo
#woodring-field-background
#youtube
5,243 5/24/2013 like it or not
pants: LOOK AT MY MOUTH pants: THE PERFECT ROUND "O" INVITES DICKS, LIKE IT OR NOT pants: SO YOU SEE I'M THE PERFECT FAT GAY WHORE pants: (TALKING TO OLD PONTIAC) pants: MOUTH-ABLES deuce: T PANTS THAT'S ONE WORD SIR
deuce
pants
#car
#deuce-pants
#gay
#mouth
#mouth-of-pants
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-field-background
5,244 5/25/2013 all i learned from life
pants: TRY TO BE GOOD TO ONE ANOTHER pants: MAKE LOVE NOT WAR pants: LICK NINE DICKS IN NINE MINUTES pants: HERE'S THE TRICK: SKIP THE DICKS YOU DON'T CARE FOR AND SPEND TIME WITH THE ONES THAT MATTER pants: ALL I LEARNED FROM LIFE I LEARNED FROM PANTS AT JERKCITY
pants
#dicklicking
#fellation-rate
#life
#nine-dicks
#pants-solo
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-room-background
5,245 5/26/2013 people can't fly
pants: HELLO MY NAME IS DOODLES pants: WATCH ME FLAP MY ARMS AND FLY AWAY pants: I WORK AT THE YARN BARN pants: WHERE PEOPLE WILL NOT JUDGE ME FOR BEING A COMPLETE FAGGOT deuce: T PANTS PEOPLE CAN'T FLY pants: T DEUCE PEOPLE DO
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#flap
#woodring-stairs-background
#yarn-barn
5,246 5/27/2013 i tried to warn him
spigot: ALL I SEE IS HIS UNBUTTONED PURMPH pants: I TRIED TO WARN HIM HUHHHHHHHHH
pants
spigot
#pants-spigot
#purmph
#sfw
#single-panel
#woodring-stairs-background
5,247 5/28/2013 king kong
pants: COCKS pants: BIG ONES PLEASE pants: I AM ASKING FOR BIG COCKS HERE pants: USUALLY BY THIS TIME I AM OVERWHELMED pants: REMEMBER KING KONG SWATTING AT THE AIRPLANES AROUND HIS HEAD AND FACE pants: WELL THIS IS NOTHING LIKE THAT pants: KING KONG WAS UPSET BY THE BUZZING AND THE SHOOTING pants: WHILE I IS JUST HAPPY TO HAVE COMPANY FOR TEA
pants
#cocks
#coy-pants
#funloving-nonsense
#king-kong
#spider-man
#woodring-room-background
5,248 5/29/2013 in the bathroom at work
spigot: NOT ONLY CAN I SMOKE DOPE AFTER WORK BUT ALSO BEFORE WORK AND IN THE BATHROOM AT WORK spigot: THEN THE DOPE WEARS OFF AND I WONDER WHY I'M ALIVE deuce: WHIRRR spigot: THEN I SMOKE DOPE AGAIN AND DRAW FLOWERS, DONGS
spigot
#art
#depression
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#marijuana
#woodring-room-background
5,249 5/30/2013 hookers and blow
spigot: HOW ABOUT I SINGLE OUT YOUR DICK!!! FOR LICKING!!!!! BY ME!!!!! pants: HURF BLURF DISNEYLAND TOILETS
pants
spigot
#blurf
#disneyland
#pants-spigot
#toilet
5,250 5/31/2013 code name
deuce: "ZESTY SAUSAGE IN MEAT SAUCE" IS NOT A PARTICULARLY SAFE CODENAME
deuce
#deuce-solo
#hi-fi
#sausage
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
5,251 6/1/2013 all you ever wanted
pants: THEY HURT deuce: BLOCK THEM WITH TIN FOIL deuce: DOESN'T REALLY HELP BUT IT MAKES YOU FEEL MORE SECURE pants: OKAY OW OW OW
deuce
pants
#depeche-mode
#deuce-pants
#foil
#huffy-pants
#physical-comedy
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
5,252 6/2/2013 it's better this way
deuce: APPLE BAPPLE I NEED A DICK TRANSPLANT net: I'M A DONOR deuce: LET'S MAKE A DEAL
deuce
net
#apple-bapple
#deuce-net
#dicks
#reduplication
#transplant
#woodring-field-background
5,253 6/3/2013 much the same way
spigot: HOW COME WHEN I WEDGE AND STUFF PAPER INTO THE PRINTER IT DOESN'T GO OVER THE NETWORK AND RENDER DICKS ON MY SCREEN REMOTELY spigot: MORE TONER MAYBE spigot: FIRED IN MUCH THE SAME WAY I WAS FIRED LAST TIME
spigot
#dicks
#fired
#printer
#spigot-solo
#toner
#woodring-stairs-background
5,254 6/4/2013 book report
deuce: WELP SOMEONE'S BEEN DIPPING INTO THE ANGELS OF DEBAUCHERY SERIES spigot: F-FOR A BOOK REPORT
deuce
spigot
#book-report
#deuce-spigot
#excuses
#mousehole
#porn
#woodring-room-background
5,255 6/5/2013 all over my nuts
spigot: I COULDN'T HELP NOTICING HOW YOU'RE UNDER MY DESK SLOBBERING ALL OVER MY NUTS WHILE I TRY TO FIX MY PRECOMPILED HEADER PROBLEM
spigot
#c
#nuts
#nuts-of-spigot
#precompiled-header
#programming
#slobbering
#spigot-solo
5,256 6/6/2013 muffled
spigot: THE MUHHHHHHH HUHHHHHHHH spigot: MUHHHHHHHHHUHHHHHHHHHHH spigot: HUHHHHHHHHH MMMMMMMMMMMMM
spigot
#minecraft
#sfw
#spigot-solo
5,257 6/7/2013 or die trying
pants: I WOULD LIKE YOU TO MASTURBATE ME OR DIE TRYING pants: TO MASTURBATE ME deuce: THIS IS EXACTLY WHY WE ROUND UP YOU PEOPLE AND PUT THEM INTO RODEOS
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#die-trying
#masturbation
#mousehole
#rodeo
#woodring-room-background
5,258 6/8/2013 can i please join you guys
spigot: CAN I PLEASE JOIN YOU GUYS IN STALL 2 spigot: I BROUGHT CONDIMENTS spigot: SOME A-1 AND MUSTARD AND SO FORTH spigot: PLUS SOUR SAUCE
spigot
#condiments
#mustard
#sour-sauce
#spigot-solo
#stall
#stall-two
#woodring-field-background
5,259 6/9/2013 work will set you free
pants: T HITLER BE GAY WITH ME uncredited hitler: T PANTS NIE
hitler
pants
#be-gay-with-me
#hitler
#photo-background
#special-guest
5,260 6/10/2013 will you be attending
spigot: T DEUCE WILL YOU BE ATTENDING BUTTMAN'S JAVASCRIPT CLASS
spigot
#buttman
#deuce-spigot
#javascript
#stray-dot
#woodring-stairs-background
5,261 6/11/2013 never coming back
spigot: WELPS I'M LOGGIN OUT AND NEVER COMING BACK BECAUSE I JUST GOT MAIL SAYING SOMEONE HAS AN E-CRUSH ON ME!!!!! spigot: LATER ***LOSERS***
spigot
#crush
#email
#internet
#leaving
#mousehole
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
5,262 6/12/2013 suck dick like a battered woman
spigot: BANNER ADS?!?!? PARTNERSHIP PROGRAMS?!?!? AMAZON BUTTONS/LINKS/BASKETS?!?!?! WHICHEVER BANDWAGON!!!!!! I'M HERE TO SUCK DICK LIKE A BATTERED WOMAN TOO AFRAID TO LEAVE!!!!!!! X2391 spigot: <$0.02>I'D REALLY BE CURIOUS IF THERE ARE ANY ***REAL*** GIRLS HERE 2NITE</$0.02> spigot: EVERYONE CHOKES IT
spigot
#amazon
#banner-ads
#choking
#html
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
5,263 6/13/2013 big book of jerkcity update: 1 of 2
spigot: HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE YOUR NAME, DNA, AND FINGERPRINTS spigot: INEXORABLY TIED TO THE WORLD'S SHITTIEST PRODUCT????????? spigot: IS THAT WHAT YOU MEAN BY HAVING A LEGACY????? SIR?!?!?!?!
spigot
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
5,264 6/14/2013 big book of jerkcity update: 2 of 2
spigot: T PANTS NEED THAT JERKCITY BOOK MONEY **NOW** spigot: POUNDING ON DOOR, SCRATCHING METH ARMS
spigot
#meth
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
5,265 6/15/2013 us-984xn
pants: OH GOD HE'S MASTURBATING AGAIN pants: OH GOD AGAIN AND AGAIN
pants
#masturbation
#pants-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
5,266 6/16/2013 porn train
deuce: PORN PORN PORN PORN deuce: STILL COMING deuce: PORN PORN PORN PORN
deuce
#deuce-solo
#porn
#train
#woodring-stairs-background
5,267 6/17/2013 could use extension cord
spigot: HIDING UNDER THE DESK IN THE CAFETERIA pants: CALL SECURITY spigot: COULD USE EXTENSION CORD
pants
spigot
#extension-cord
#hiding
#pants-spigot
#security
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
5,268 6/18/2013 the drake equation
net: I THINK IT'S TIME TO RE-EVALUATE THE DRAKE EQUATION IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN deuce: YOU'RE NOT GOING TO ADD EXTRA TERMS FOR JERKING, FAGGOTS ARE YOU net: YES BUT STILL WHAT deuce: LET ME START FROM THE BEGINNING ENGLISH IS AN INDOEUROPEAN LANGUAGE net: WAKE ME WHEN WE GET TO THE DIPHTHONGS
deuce
net
#blackadder-reference
#deuce-net
#diphthongs
#drake-equation
#linguistics
#math
#science
5,269 6/19/2013 universal suffrage
spigot: A WOMAN'S RIGHT TO CHARLESTON CHEWS MAYBE
spigot
#politics
#product-placement
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
5,270 6/20/2013 universal sufferage ext. remix
deuce: T PANTS I AM SERIOUSLY TIRED OF YOUR CONSTANT CRIES FOR UNIVERSAL SUFFRAGE deuce: T PANTS FOR THE LAST TIME COCKSUCKERS DO NOT GET TO VOTE pants: T DEUCE STRIKE !!!!!!!! I VOW NOT TO SUCK ANOTHER SINGLE DICK UNTIL HALGHUALGHLUHLAUHLHALHGLUAHLUAG WHATEVER SOMETHING LUAGULAHGLUAHG
deuce
pants
#cocksucking
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#politics
#strike
#voting-rights
#woodring-field-background
5,271 6/21/2013 hiding from the nazis
pants: JUST KEEP STUFFING THEM IN MY MOUTH pants: T SPIGOT SHUT UP I'M HIDING FROM THE NAZIS spigot: SOMETIMES I'LL BE JERKING AND THEN THE GIRL IN THE PICTURE WILL DEVELOP SOMETHING OF AN ATTITUDE AND I'LL BE VERY FIRM AND SAY YOU'RE NOT HERE TO BE CLEVER JUST DO YOUR JOB AND JERK ME
pants
spigot
#adobe
#jerking
#mouth-of-pants
#nazi
#pants-spigot
#photoshop
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-field-background
5,272 6/22/2013 packed up against each other
pants: WITH OUR DICKS BEING PACKED UP AGAINST EACH OTHER TO FIT IN THE MOUTH deuce: I THINK WE ARE THE SAME PERSON (AGAIN) pants: OR ARE YOU AND I IN THE SAME PLACE AT THE SAME TIME AGAIN deuce: AS IF THIS WERE SOME ANNOYING, ONEROUS EVENT pants: WHICH HAPPENS REPEATEDLY AND IS A DISGUSTING EXPERIENCE FOR ONE OR THE OTHER
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#mouth
#woodring-stairs-background
5,273 6/23/2013 what does that add up to
spigot: SAID NO ONE ******EVER****** spigot: NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: WAIT WHAT DOES THAT ADD UP TO spigot: SURELY THE EXTRA EXCLAMATION POINTS LEND MORE NEGATIVE POTENTIAL ENERGY TO THE "NOT" spigot: I'M TRYING TO UNTANGLE MY HEADPHONES spigot: KNOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: PRESS DEBIT OR CREDIT
spigot
#headphones
#punctuation
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
5,274 6/24/2013 please stick to the protocol
spigot: PLEASE STICK TO THE PROTOCOL: HTTP://__________ WHERE _____ IS SOMETHING FUNNY THAT BRIEFLY TAKES MY MIND OFF SUICIDE spigot: A STEADY STREAM OF FUNNY CAN KEEP ME ALIVE UNTIL THE BONG AND I ARE REUNITED spigot: ROLLS OF DAMP TOILET PAPER AND MARKERS
spigot
#bong
#fill-in-the-blank
#mousehole
#protocol
#spigot-solo
#suicide
#woodring-room-background
5,275 6/25/2013 one would exclude the other
deuce: FAT (AND FAT) spigot: YOU MIGHT THINK ONE WOULD EXCLUDE THE OTHER BUT NO
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#eye-injury
#fat
#mousehole
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
5,276 6/26/2013 alone with my thoughts
deuce: FINALLY ALONE WITH MY THOUGHTS GAHLGAHLGAHLGAHLGAHG OH GOD THEY'RE AWFUL THOUGHTS GALHGALHGAHLGAHWLGA
deuce
#deuce-solo
#mental-health
#self-esteem
#single-panel
#woodring-stairs-background
5,277 6/27/2013 these beautiful ladyboys
deuce: LOOK GUYS THESE BEAUTIFUL LADYBOYS ARE NOT GOING TO BEAT THEMSELVES OFF deuce: YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO STEP UP TO THE PLATE deuce: OH deuce: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH deuce: I AM SO SORRY
deuce
#deuce-solo
#ladyboys
#mousehole
#ts
#woodring-room-background
5,278 6/28/2013 the letter t
deuce: WHAT KIND OF QUEER LETTER IS T
deuce
#bonequest-hd
#deuce-solo
#orthography
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
5,279 6/29/2013 not lying
: SPIGOT LEFT THE ROOM. pants: T SPIGOT COME BACK I HAVE A REAL BONER NOW pants: THIS TIME pants: NOT LYING ABOUT MY BONER
pants
spigot
#boner
#mousehole
#pants-spigot
#stray-dot
#woodring-room-background
5,280 6/30/2013 living with my cats
spigot: THERE'S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT LIVING WITH MY CATS ON NOB HILL deuce: BUTTSLUTS ARE BORN, NOT MADE
spigot
#bay-area
#cats
#deuce-spigot
#san-francisco
#unix
5,281 7/1/2013 gooseneck lamp
pants: I'M A GOOSENECK LAMP pants: EVER HOLD THE SMOKE IN FOR SO LONG THAT YOU EXHALE NOTHING ?????? WRITE BACK deuce: ALSO HOW DO YOU EXPOSE YOURSELF WHILE DRIVING deuce: THAT SOUNDS HARD pants: YOU NEED A TALL WANG
pants
#deuce-pants
#marijuana
#wang
#woodring-stairs-background
#write-back
5,282 7/2/2013 if anyone missed dinner
spigot: BONERS AND BALLS IN THE CRISPER IF ANYONE MISSED DINNER
spigot
#balls
#boner
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
5,283 7/3/2013 the math/porn part of my mind
deuce: I COULD SERIOUSLY USE AN EXTRA PRICK (THAT WHY I COULD JERK OFF WITH TWO HANDS) spigot: THEN FINALLY A TWO GUY -> ONE GIRL SCENE WOULD FUCKING MAKE SENSE pants: COCKS deuce: BUT THAT WOULD BE FOUR PRICKS ?!?!??! YES ?!?!?!? spigot: YOU ARE WRAPPING A MOBIUS STRIP OF VIDEOTAPE AROUND AND AROUND THE MATH/PORN PART OF MY MIND
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#frog
#math
#moebius-strip
#porn
#topology
#typo
#woodring-field-background
5,284 7/4/2013 multiple personalities
pants: MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES CAN HINDER A SMALL BUSINESS LIKE YOU WOUDLN'T BELIEVE deuce: I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN <I> AND </I> IS spigot: <I> ALLOCATES SOME ITALIC MEMORY AND THEN </I> RELEASES IT
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#html
#italics
#sfw
#typo
#woodring-stairs-background
5,285 7/5/2013 tropical drinks on the cruise ship
spigot: MAYBE THE JURY CAN ASK WHY THERE WERE TROPICAL DRINKS ON THE CRUISE SHIP deuce: I'M INVOKING MY SEVENTH AMENDMENT RIGHT TO BE AN EVEN BIGGER JACKASS AND PUBLIC FAILURE THAN I ALREADY WAS
deuce
spigot
#constitutional-rights
#deuce-spigot
#legal-proceedings
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
5,286 7/6/2013 any that aren't too dinged up
deuce: WHOLLY GAY AND SINGING A SONG pants: PRETTY MUCH YES pants: COCKS FOR THE SOUL PLEASE pants: I'LL TAKE ANY THAT AREN'T TOO DINGED UP pants: THOSE THAT ARE, WELL, I'M HAPPY FOR THEM BUT THEY DON'T MAKE THE FINAL CUT pants: OH OKAY WHAT THE HELL HURRRRRR MMPPPFTTHHTHH STUFFING MYSELF WITH COCKS
deuce
pants
#cocks
#deuce-pants
#quality
#soul
#woodring-field-background
5,287 7/7/2013 an all-day affair
pants: WHAT THE spigot: GET OFF MY PHONE LINE pants: MY FACE spigot: SIGH spigot: BEING A FAG IS AN ALL-DAY AFFAIR
pants
spigot
#fag
#gay
#pants-spigot
#stray-dot
#telephone
#telephony
#woodring-stairs-background
5,288 7/8/2013 covenstead
spigot: BY ANY CHANCE DID I LEAVE MY PENIS PUMP AT THE COVENSTEAD
spigot
#bonequest-hi-fi
#mousehole
#penis-pump
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#vampires
#woodring-room-background
5,289 7/9/2013 did or did you not
spigot: FOLKS IS THERE ANYTHING MORE BORING THAN A CHEERLEADER spigot: I AM CHOKING YOU WITH YOUR PLAID SKIRT spigot: T PANTS YOU DID OR DID NOT TAPE FELICITY
pants
spigot
#felicity
#folks
#pants-spigot
#porn
#woodring-field-background
5,290 7/10/2013 here for the duration
deuce: ARE WE ALL HERE FOR THE DURATION GENTLEMEN spigot: CLASS HURGLE : PUBLIC HURBLE
deuce
spigot
#c
#deuce-spigot
#programming
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
5,291 7/11/2013 rapidly inflating ever-expanding
pants: FOOOOOMPH pants: FLOATING ABOVE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE pants: OUT TO SEA
pants
#bay-area
#foomph
#pants-solo
#phalus700
#physical-comedy
#san-francisco
#woodring-room-background
5,292 7/12/2013 cocks
deuce: SAY IT SOFT AND IT'S ALMOST LIKE PRAYING
deuce
#cocks
#deuce-solo
#religion
#singing
#west-side-story
#woodring-field-background
5,293 7/13/2013 we're going to sears
pants: T DEUCE WE'RE GOING TO SEARS deuce: T PANTS DO WE HAVE TO pants: T DEUCE WELL I HAVE MY HELMET AND A BONER pants: T DEUCE WELL NEVER MIND NOW I LOST THE ERECTION deuce: T PANTS UNDERSTOOD
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#gark
#mousehole
#sears
#woodring-room-background
5,294 7/14/2013 earth falls into sun
spigot: HUBBLE SPIRALS OUT INTO SPACE, KNOCKS MOON OUT OF ORBIT spigot: EARTH FALLS INTO SUN!!!!!! CLICK __HERE__ FOR A PEPSI SPACEBOAT
spigot
#hubble
#kvetching
#pepsi
#sfw
#space
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
#yiddish
5,295 7/15/2013 horse alone on a board
spigot: MY MAIN PROBLEMS INCLUDE THE LOGIC AND HOW TO DISPLAY PIECES AND HOW THE GAME SHOULD PRETEND TO BE A PERSON AND HOW I CAN MAKE CHESS ICONS AND HOW I CAN REGISTER A DOMAIN AND THE RULES OF CHESS (HARD) FINALLY RELEASED!!!! IT'S CALLED HORSE ALONE ON A BOARD AND YOU MOVE HIM AROUND spigot: OKAY LEMME REBOOT spigot: SAD MAC
spigot
#chess
#debugging
#display-code
#domain
#filename
#game-logic
#horse
#icon
#knight
#macintosh
#reboot
#sad-mac
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#strong-ai
5,296 7/16/2013 the real housewives of jerkcity
deuce: TURNS OUT I BEAT OFF
deuce
#deuce-solo
5,297 7/17/2013 knocking, tapping
deuce: GAHGALHALGHALGH LAGHLAHLGAHLGHALGHLA UH WUH deuce: GHAGLAHGLAHGAL LET'S GET GAY THEN pants: GALUHGLAH GLAHGLAHGLG LET ME IN pants: KNOCKING, TAPPING
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dicklicking
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-field-background
5,298 7/18/2013 maybe a horn sound
pants: T SPIGOT YOU'RE TAKING GOOD CARE OF MY BONG AREN'T YOU (THE PURPLE ONE WITH THE CLEVER STICKERS ALL OVER) pants: T SPIGOT THE OH-SO-CLEVER STICKERS pants: T SPIGOT YES, THE EXTREMELY WITTY STICKERS THAT HUHHHHH MY DONG spigot: IF THIS WERE HEE-HAW THEY'D CUT TO A HOUNDDOG STARING AT A FENCE FOR NO REASON AND MAYBE A HORN SOUND
pants
spigot
#bong
#comedy
#hee-haw
#hhhhh
#pants-spigot
#stickers
#television
#woodring-stairs-background
5,299 7/19/2013 more like laugh-in
pants: IT FEELS MORE LIKE LAUGH-IN spigot: SOCK IT TO MY NUTS (HARD)
deuce
pants
#laugh-in
#mousehole
#nuts
#nuts-of-spigot
#pants-spigot
#physical-comedy
#woodring-room-background
5,300 7/20/2013 you must be
spigot: YOU MUST BE <------THIS------> RETARDED
spigot
#retard
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
5,301 7/21/2013 mop to stall two
pants: T DEUCE MOP TO STALL TWO pants: T DEUCE MOP TO STALL TWO pants: T DEUCE OVER
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#radio
#repetition
#sfw
#stall
#woodring-stairs-background
5,302 7/22/2013 the whole world can be your stage
spigot: THE WHOLE WORLD CAN BE YOUR STAGE WHEN YOU'RE FAT LIKE ME
spigot
#acting
#bonequest-hi-fi
#fat
#fatness
#gravy
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
5,303 7/23/2013 i don't follow
spigot: T DEUCE WILL YOU GO UNDER THE CHERRY MOON WITH ME deuce: T SPIGOT I DON'T FOLLOW
deuce
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#cherry-moon
#deuce-spigot
#prince
5,304 7/24/2013 squatting in the tub
spigot: T PANTS WILL YOU GO ON GOLDEN POND WITH ME pants: T SPIGOT THAT SOUNDS TOO MUCH LIKE ME SQUATTING IN THE TUB WHILE YOU GUSH PISS DOWN ON ME pants: T SPIGOT WHAT TIME spigot: PUHHHHHHHHHHHH HUHHHHHHHHHHH PUHHHHHHH
pants
spigot
#gush
#pants-spigot
#piss
#squat
5,305 7/25/2013 a huge bend in it
deuce: MY DICK HAS A HUGE BEND IN IT AFTER THE DOOR SLAMMING INCIDENT
deuce
#bend
#deuce-solo
#dick
#dong-slamming
#genital-mutilation
#woodring-stairs-background
5,306 7/26/2013 making plans
spigot: GREEN LIGHT THAT AND SMOKE DOPE WITH ME deuce: DONE AND DONE
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#dope
#green-light
#marijuana
#woodring-stairs-background
5,307 7/27/2013 getting up early
spigot: GETTING UP EARLY FOR AN ANAL CASTING CALL
spigot
#anal
#porn
#spenny
#spigot-solo
5,308 7/28/2013 repeat your last
pants: ASIANA 214 HEAVY YOU ARE CLEAR TO LAND ON RUNWAY 36 deuce: [UNINTELLIGIBLE] pants: ASIANA 214 HEAVY, REPEAT YOUR LAST deuce: WE SUCKY FUCKY pants: ROGER THAT ASIANA 214 HEAVY
deuce
pants
#asiana-214
#asians
#atc
#deuce-pants
#radio
5,309 7/29/2013 faster than luhhhhh
:: DO NOT PLUG IN 24V AC TO COM PORT OR YOU WILL RISK DAMAGING YOUR TRANSFORMER. PICTURED BELOW: "PANTS" pants: FTL BUT WITH COCKS AND BALLS WHERE WE EXPLORE AN ALIEN LANDSCAPE SEARCHING FOR DICK pants: THE JOURNEY IS IN THE ADVENTURE!!!!!!!!! A LONELY COCK IS POKING UP THROUGH A FRESHLY-DRILLED HOLE. (A) CAREFULLY REMOVE EXCESS SHAVINGS TO PROTECT THE COCK FROM CUTS (B) AVOID THE COCK (SPACE COCKS ARE NO JOKE)
pants
#adventure
#caption
#cocks
#ftl
#game
#pants-solo
#prose
#quality
#white-background
5,310 7/30/2013 how to keep insects still for macro photography part 1
deuce: THREATEN THEM WITH MURDER deuce: THREATEN THEM WITH LEGAL ACTION deuce: THREATEN THEM WITH THE POSSIBILITY OF FUTURE CRANK CALLS TO THEIR PARENTS, CHILDREN deuce: ASK NICELY deuce: START BLUBBERING AND CRYING, BEG PATHETICALLY
deuce
#bug
#deuce-solo
#list
#photography
#sad-deuce
#series
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
5,311 7/31/2013 how to keep insects still for macro photography part 2
deuce: [BUG FLIES AWAY] pants: COME BACK BUG pants: I LOVE YOU deuce: BWAAAAAAAH I JUST WANTED YOUR PIIIIIIIICTUUUUUUUURE pants: YOU WERE MY LAST CHANCE AT GAYBALLS
deuce
pants
#balls
#bug
#come-back
#deuce-pants
#gayballs
#photography
#series
#woodring-room-background
5,312 8/1/2013 come and get it
.(spigot): GOD / BLESS / *BLAM* .(spigot): BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM AND SOME FOR YOU BITCHES BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM .(spigot): COME AND GET IT BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM CLICK CLICK CLICK (TOSS) BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
spigot
#mass-murder
#shooting
#spigot-solo
#violence
#woodring-stairs-backgound
5,313 8/2/2013 up the nuts
spigot: MY WHOLE LIFE IS UP THE NUTS AND SPLOSHING DOWN THE CRAPPER spigot: WAIT I'M GAY deuce: GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE spigot: ALL RIGHTIE
spigot
#gay
#nuts
#nuts-of-spigot
#up-the-nuts
#woodring-field-background
5,314 8/3/2013 follow me on twitter
spigot: IF SUCH OF A THING IS PERMITTED/POSSIBLE/PLAUSIBLE spigot: PERPENDICULAR spigot: IN THE WINTER / WE CAN BUILD A SNOWMAN
spigot
#christmas-carol
#sfw
#singing
#spigot-solo
#twitter
#woodring-stairs-background
5,315 8/4/2013 how long
: Pictured below: "spigot" AKA "spigot the bear" (left), "deuce" (right) spigot: HOW LONG WERE YOU OUTSIDE MY WINDOW deuce: YIPES spigot: WHAT DID YOU SEE
deuce
spigot
#caption
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#sfw
#spigot-the-bear
#stage-directions
5,316 8/5/2013 splut
atandt: FLUSH pants: PLOP SPLUT pants: SOMETHING WRONG HERE pants: SOME MANNER OF EMERGENCY atandt: SPLUT BAD
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#fecal-incontinence
#splut
#toilet
#woodring-field-background
5,317 8/6/2013 bad day
deuce: YOU ARE OUT OF CONTROL AREN'T YOU pants: MAN I WISH I HAD A CORK
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#fecal-incontinence
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
5,318 8/7/2013 counter clock wise
deuce: PLEASE RUB MY DICK COUNTERCLOCKWISE bung: AND IF I RUB YOU CLOCKWISE? deuce: THEN THE UNIVERSE COLLAPSES deuce: CHOOSE WISELY YOUNG ONE
bung
deuce
#bung-deuce
#clockwise
#counterclockwise
#drunk-deuce
#mousehole
#science
#woodring-room-background
5,319 8/8/2013 riemann tensor
deuce: T SPIGOT I DERIVED THE ACTUAL EXPRESSION OF THE RIEMANN TENSOR spigot: IS THAT HOW STEVE JOBS DIED
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#math
#noncommutativity-of-the-covariant-derivative
#riemann-tensor
#steve-jobs
#tensor-calculus
5,320 8/9/2013 candy bowl
spigot: AS SOON AS I'VE QUIT JERKCITY I CAN GET STARTED ON THOSE BUTTERED MUFFINS spigot: WHERE'S THE CANDY BOWL spigot: I'M NOT ACCUSING ANYONE I'M JUST ASKING WHO DID IT
spigot
#candy
#muffins
#mystery
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#stray-dot
#whodunit
#woodring-room-background
5,321 8/10/2013 it is probably not yours
spigot: PLEASE DO NOT EAT FOOD FROM THE FRIDGE IF IT'S IN A BAG (TAPED) WITH MY NAME ON IT!!! IT IS PROBABLY NOT YOURS!!! ;-) spigot: WHY ARE YOU GRABBING MY HAIR AND BASHING MY HEAD AGAINST THE CORNER OF THE STAIRWELL BANNISTER??? COME ON NOW! spigot: OW OW OW
spigot
#eating
#emoticon
#physical-comedy
#sarcasm
#smiley
#spigot-solo
#violence
#violent-disapproval
#woodring-rooom-background
5,322 8/11/2013 cut to shot / swaying gently
net: CUT TO SHOT FROM JUST UNDER TOILET RIM, A PAIR OF BIG DANGLY BALLS SWAYING GENTLY
net
#balls
#bionic
#net-solo
#photo-background
#television-background
#toilet
5,323 8/12/2013 there is no wrong answer
spigot: WOULD YOU DESCRIBE JERKCITY AS: spigot: (A) PHAT spigot: (B) DOPE spigot: (C) FLY spigot: (D) TWITPIC spigot: (E) STRAIGHT UP spigot: (F) IDIOTIC
spigot
#bionic
#dope
#fly
#multiple-choice
#phat
#photo-background
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#stray-dot
#survey
#television-background
#twitpic
#twitter
5,324 8/13/2013 an excuse for chinese food
deuce: LET'S BE HONEST FOLKS deuce: DOES ANYBODY GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THIS PRISM DEAL deuce: IS IT JUST AN EXCUSE FOR CHINESE FOOD OR WHAT
deuce
#bionic
#chinese-food
#current-events
#deuce-solo
#nsa
#photo-background
#surveillance
#television-background
5,325 8/14/2013 this isn't very good customer service
spigot: EXCITED ABOUT THE BATTER-COATED BURGER KING FRIES pants: T SPIGOT ARE THEY COMPATIBLE WITH MY EXISTING BONGS AND LIGHTERS
pants
spigot
#bong
#burger-king
#pants-spigot
#photo-background
#television-background
5,326 8/15/2013 kickstarter update no. 4
pants: HAMBURGS
pants
#kickstarter
#pants-solo
#photo-background
#sfw
#television-background
5,327 8/16/2013 knock knock joke
deuce: T SPIGOT KNOCK KNOCK spigot: WHO'S THERE deuce: BULLET deuce: BLAM spigot: AFTER YOU STEP OVER ME, PLEASE CLOSE MY TABS
deuce
spigot
#ben-day-dots-background
#deuce-spigot
#knock-knock
#uncategorized-background
#violence
5,328 8/17/2013 grand total
spigot: FOR A GRAND TOTAL OF............... GAY spigot: TAX............... GAY
spigot
#bionic
#birthday-strip
#gay
#grand-total
#photo-background
#spigot-solo
#television-background
5,329 8/18/2013 going with primary hypothesis
deuce: CONFIRMING YOUR REGISTRATION... pants: CONFIRMING YOUR REGISTRATION (REPEATING WHAT YOU SAID, SMOOSHED UP FACE, HIGH VOICE, CONSENSUS: YOU ARE BEING MOCKED) deuce: ALTERNATE POSSIBILITY: SPEAKER IS SEVERELY RETARDED deuce: GOING WITH PRIMARY HYPOTHESIS
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#hypothesis
#uncategorized-mosaic-background
5,330 8/19/2013 500
deuce: TIPPECANOE AND TYLER TOO pants: I LIKE IKE AND DICK
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#ike
#photo-background
#politics
5,331 8/20/2013 so cold
deuce: HOLD ME deuce: I AM SO COLD deuce: INSIDE deuce: MY SOUL IS COLD deuce: SO COLD
deuce
#deuce-solo
#sfw
5,332 8/21/2013 oh it's on
spigot: PICARD CAN BEAT KIRK'S FAT LIMPY ASS AND LEGS INTO THE TOILET
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#kirk
#picard
#star-trek
#toilet
#uncredited-character
#woodring-stairs-background
5,333 8/22/2013 is cash okay
pants: NEED JACKOFF PERMIT pants: I HAVE CASH
pants
#jerking
#pants-solo
#woodring-field-background
5,334 8/23/2013 the shed
pants: I AM IN FACT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED pants: HOW DO I GET OUT OF THE SHED
pants
#pants-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
5,335 8/24/2013 for the last time
deuce: FOR THE LAST TIME IT'S THE ELECTROMAGNETIC INTERACTION AND I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT ANY MORE DEEPLY WITHOUT YOU LEARNING SOME PHYSICS
deuce
pants
#balls
#deuce-pants
#physics
#woodring-room-background
5,336 8/25/2013 i guess there's such a thing
spigot: LAST NIGHT FOUR BLACK GUYS PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE AND JERKED OFF ALL OVER MY HEAD spigot: I GUESS THERE'S SUCH A THING AS BEING TOO STONED
spigot
#bukkake
#irc
#marijuana
#rape
#spigot-solo
#stoned
#svetlana
#woodring-field-background
5,337 8/26/2013 monday nights on cbs
spigot: TIRED OF ALL THE SEXISM AND RAPE JOKES ON THE INTERNET [RANT, TRIGGER WARNING] pants: RAPE JOKES ARE NEVER FUNNY UNLESS WE'RE UNDER THE DOME
pants
spigot
#cbs
#monday
#mousehole
#pants-spigot
#trigger-warning
#under-the-dome
#woodring-room-background
5,338 8/27/2013 busy schedule
spigot: 9:00-9:30 THINK ABOUT YOUR DUMB CATS spigot: 9:30-10:00 WISH I COULD DRINK BEER WITH YOU IN A GAY PART OF TOWN deuce: T SPIGOT AT 9:45 YOU CAN USUALLY SEE ME SUCKING DICKS IN THE FOYER
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#scheduling
#woodring-room-background
5,339 8/28/2013 gay fatness
deuce: I'M A QUASI-STELLAR OBJECT
deuce
#astronomy
#deuce-solo
#fatness
#gay-fatness
#woodring-field-background
5,340 8/29/2013 next time we're in the city
spigot: NEXT TIME WE'RE IN THE CITY WE'RE NOT GOING TO THE BUTT WAGON spigot: AND I REALLY MEAN THAT spigot: ARE THEY EVEN OPEN THIS LATE
spigot
#butt-wagon
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
5,341 8/30/2013 and step on it
spigot: WILL YOU JUST FUCKING LOOK DOWN AND SEE THE FLAMING BAG OF DOG SHIT AND STEP ON IT
spigot
#dogshit
#spigot-solo
#stray-dot
#woodring-room-background
5,342 8/31/2013 stage left
spigot: RING RING spigot: HELLO spigot: NO SHE'S DEAD spigot: CLONK BA-DONK pants: HOLDING HER HEAD UNDERWATER TO BE SURE
spigot
#pants-spigot
#physical-comedy
#uncredited-character
#underwater
#woodring-field-background
5,343 9/1/2013 you caught me
spigot: ALL RIGHT YOU CAUGHT ME spigot: I WAS STANDING IN THE TOILET LOOKING OVER THE WALL AT YOU spigot: GIVING YOU LOOKS, YES
spigot
#filename
#spigot-solo
#stall
#toilet
#toilet-antics
#voyeurism
5,344 9/2/2013 this is an outrage
pants: I'LL SUCK OFF EACH AND EVERY LAST ONE OF YAS pants: WHY THIS IS AN OUTRAGE pants: ALL I CAN DO IS STAND HERE WITH MY TEETH CLENCHED
pants
#dong
#pants-solo
#woodring-room-background
5,345 9/3/2013 little comedy bits
spigot: FIRST I'LL JIZZ UP YOUR FACE SO YOU LOOK LIKE A RODEO CLOWN spigot: THEN I WRITE LITTLE COMEDY BITS TO PERFORM ON JERKCITY spigot: THE PLAINTIFF IN THIS CASE CLAIMS THE DEFENDANT POKED OUT HIS EYE THROUGH A GLORYHOLE spigot: THE DEFENDANT SUGGESTS HE WAS MERELY RELAXING AND DID NOT INVITE THE PLAINTIFF TO PERFORM spigot: LAUGHTER IS MY GIFT TO THE WORLD
spigot
#comedy
#court
#glory-hole
#legal
#legalese
#plaintiff
#rodeo
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
5,346 9/4/2013 virtual environment
spigot: THE VIRTUAL ENVIRONMENT IS ACTUALLY A TOILET WITH THE LIGHTS OFF
spigot
#spigot-solo
#toilet
#virtual
#woodring-field-background
5,347 9/5/2013 a wet tube sock
spigot: WELL YOU TELL THEM TO FIND A SHE-MALE WHOSE PENIS DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A WET TUBE SOCK spigot: THROWS PHONE ACROSS STARBUCKS
spigot
#she-male
#spigot-solo
#starbucks
#woodring-stairs-background
5,348 9/6/2013 but then i thought better
pants: I TOOK MY DONG OUT BUT THEN I THOUGHT BETTER AND TUCKED IT BACK IN THERE pants: YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LUCK IN LIFE pants: HEARTS AND MINDS GENTLEMEN pants: HEARTS AND MINDS
pants
#dong
#doop
#huffy-pants
#pants-solo
#woodring-field-background
5,349 9/7/2013 ask the mouths
spigot: I'M JUST GOING TO SING UNTIL TV'S ON spigot: ASK THE MOUTHS spigot: DEAR MOUTH: WHAT'S FOR DINNER
spigot
#irc
#mouth
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
5,350 9/8/2013 when phrased that way
pants: FILL MY FANNYHOLE WITH PISS deuce: THAT'S REALLY GROSS WHEN PHRASED THAT WAY
deuce
pants
#fanny
#irc
#kink
#pants-solo
#piss
#woodring-field-background
5,351 9/9/2013 results of stress testing
pants: RESULTS OF COOKIE BUZZSAW STRESS TESTING ARE AS FOLLOWS: pants: - LIMITS NOT REACHED pants: RESULTS END HERE
pants
#irc
#pants-solo
#sfw
5,352 9/10/2013 big words
deuce: CHRIST ALMIGHTY deuce: YOU WILL BE STRICKEN DOWN FOR YOUR IMPUDENCE spigot: BIG WORDS
deuce
spigot
#chrispbs
#deuce-spigot
5,353 9/11/2013 can't get away or do work
spigot: T DEUCE I ALSO THINK YOU ARE NEAT AND I HAVE LINKED YOUR BALLS PERMANENTLY TO MY MOUTH AND FACE (SO I CAN'T GET AWAY OR DO WORK) deuce: T SPIGOT WOULD YOU LIKE A BARTLES & JAYMES WINE COOLER ?????????????????????
deuce
spigot
#cjmcjmcjmcjm
#deuce-spigot
#minecraft
#mouth
#wine-cooler
5,354 9/12/2013 soccer practice
spigot: I'M NOT GETTING ANY JIZZIER spigot: OR FATTER OR MORE UNPLEASANT spigot: SCRATCH THAT I JUST TOOK A DUMP DOWN MY PANT LEG INTO MY TUBE SOCKS pants: SOCCER PRACTICE
pants
spigot
#jizz
#pants-spigot
#soccer
#woodring-stairs-background
5,355 9/13/2013 18 or abused
spigot: WELL THEN EITHER YOU'RE 18 OR ABUSED spigot: WHERE'S MY I SURVIVED A RODNEY BLAST T-SHIRT
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#porn
#woodring-room-background
5,356 9/14/2013 all the bread at whole foods
spigot: TAKING MY LAST 1/2 ADDERALL AND BUYING ALL THE BREAD AT WHOLE FOODS pants: SPENDING 90 MINUTES PICKING OUT THE BEST LOAF (EVERYBODY IN THE STORE STANDING AROUND YOU IN A SEMI-CIRCLE, STARING) spigot: NOW JUST SITTING IN THE AISLE ORGANIZING WHEATS, WHITES, WHOLE GRAINS spigot: I DO SO WORK HERE
pants
spigot
#adderall
#bread
#drugs
#pants-spigot
#whole-foods
#woodring-room-background
5,357 9/15/2013 plaintext
pants: > CHOKE RAPIST deuce: > GIVE COIN TO RAPIST deuce: > TIP RAPIST pants: > WEAR FEDORA
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#huffy-pants
#infocom
#rape
#woodring-room-background
5,358 9/16/2013 do the ocomotion with me
pants: T DEUCE GOD FUCKING DAMNIT DO THE LOCOMOTION WITH ME pants: GODDAMNIT I DON'T ASK FOR VERY MUCH I JUST WANTED YOU TO DO THE LOCOMOTION WITH ME pants: REMEMBER THAT TIME WE DID THE LOCOMOTION TOGETHER
deuce
pants
#coy-pants
#cropped-title
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#huffy-pants
#little-eva
#memories
#sfw
#the-locomotion
#woodring-field-background
5,359 9/17/2013 do the _ocomot}}}}}
deuce: DID SOMEONE WANT TO DO THE LOCOMOTION!?!?!? NO?!?!?!?!??!/ FINE
deuce
#dancing
#deuce-solo
#no-carrier
#sfw
#the-locomotion
5,360 9/18/2013 under my mattress
pants: OH GOD ANAL pants: PRECIOUS ANAL pants: I DON'T TRUST BANKS SO I KEEP THE ANAL UNDER MY MATTRESS
pants
#pants-solo
5,361 9/19/2013 but alas
deuce: I WOULD JERK OFF TO ALLEVIATE MY SORROWS BUT ALAS IT IS TOO HOT deuce: SO INSTEAD I WILL COMMIT SUICIDE deuce: OH WHO AM I KIDDING IT IS EVEN TOO HOT FOR THAT
deuce
#deuce-solo
#irc
#jerking
#suicide
#too-hot
#woodring-room-background
5,362 9/20/2013 you shut up
spigot: WHERE CAN I LEARN MORE ABOUT JERKCITY spigot: THE LIBRARY? deuce: T SPIGOT YOU SHUT UP spigot: ?????????????
pants
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#learning
#library
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
5,363 9/21/2013 what he said
deuce: THERE IS ONLY A TOILET AND YOUR FACE pants: WHAT HE SAID
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#toilet
#woodring-stairs-background
5,364 9/22/2013 a long series of probing and sucking
net: I'D LIKE YOU TO GRAB ME ABOUT THE NUTSACK TO GET A GOOD FEEL FOR JUST HOW GAY I AM pants: HMM THIS WILL REQUIRE A LONG SERIES OF PROBING AND SUCKING net: OR JUST A GOOD FEEL pants: MUCH LIKE THE MOON LANDING (FAKED) net: PLEASE DO NOT FAKE THE SUCKING
net
pants
#fake
#gay
#moon
#net-pants
#nutsack
#sucking
#woodring-room-background
5,365 9/23/2013 a pointless act, indeed
pants: IT SEEMS LIKE A POINTLESS ACT WITHOUT THE ASPHYXIATION
pants
#air
#autoerotic-asphyxiation
#choking
#pants-solo
#pointless
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
5,366 9/24/2013 buckwheat
spigot: BOYSENBERRY FLAPJACKS AND BUTTERY BUCKWHEAT MUFFINS
spigot
#breakfast
#flapjacks
#food
#muffins
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#stray-dot
#woodring-stairs-background
5,367 9/25/2013 all into my mouth
spigot: SMOOSH IT ALL INTO MY MOUTH PLEASE spigot: NO AIR
spigot
#air
#choking
#mouth
#sfw
#smooshing
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
5,368 9/26/2013 {{{{
spigot: NEED A J/O BUDDY DURING MY NE[obscured] PORTLAND, OREGON spigot: HHH STEAM NOISES
spigot
#abstract
#oregon
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
5,369 9/27/2013 an open letter to doctor dong
pants: DEAR DOCTOR DONG pants: MY FACE IS DRENCHED WITH SEED pants: PLEASE HELP
pants
#dong
#fagbot
#pants-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
5,370 9/28/2013 don't know why
deuce: DON'T KNOW WHY WEATHER.COM JUST ASSUMES I'M A FAGGOT deuce: OH RIGHT deuce: I CLICKED THE FAGGOT CHECKBOX IN PREFERENCES
deuce
#deuce-solo
#hi-fi
#spenny
5,371 10/5/2013 the fun never ends
pants: FAT AND STUPID AT YOUR SERVICE
pants
#pants-solo
#sfw
#single-panel
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-stairs-background
5,372 10/6/2013 sex headaches
deuce: I HAVE A HEADACHE FOR SOME REASON (PLZ FIX THX) pants: IS IT A "TOO MUCH BEATING OFF" HEADACHE OR A "NOT ENOUGH BEATING OFF" HEADACHE pants: THERE IS NO WIGGLE ROOM HERE deuce: I SURE HOPE IT'S THE LATTER deuce: SEX HEADACHES ARE AWFUL
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#plz
#title-mismatch
5,373 10/7/2013 with a w
spigot: KNOCK KNOCK deuce: WHO'S THERE spigot: TOM deuce: TOM WHO spigot: TOM ********WANKS******** spigot: WITH A W
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#dongs
#drunk-deuce
#knock-knock
#pun
#sfw
#tom-hanks
#woodring-field-background
5,374 10/8/2013 off to a good start
deuce: ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS: DICKS pants: OFF TO A GOOD START
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dicks
#woodring-stairs-background
5,375 10/9/2013 make $11.94 an hour
spigot: FRONT DESK PEOPLE AT THE SF HILTON MAKE $11.94 AN HOUR (STARTING) deuce: FFFFFF deuce: T SPIGOT HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THIS SIR spigot: DON'T KNOW (HANGING UP NOW) deuce: FFFFFFF spigot: T DEUCE F KEY'S BROKEN
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#hilton
#woodring-room-background
5,376 10/10/2013 did it die
spigot: MY BONER'S FLOATING UP TO HEAVEN deuce: T SPIGOT DID IT DIE spigot: IT JUST THINKS THERE ARE MORE FAGS AND STALLS IN HEAVEN THEN HERE LOCKED AND BOUND AMONG THE MORTAL COILS OF EARTH spigot: (I.E. THE SUCKING)
deuce
spigot
#boner
#death
#deja-vu
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#heaven
#shakespeare
#woodring-field-background
5,377 10/11/2013 pray for me
pants: DON'T PRAY FOR ME pants: WAIT pants: OKAY MAYBE A LITTLE
pants
#pants-solo
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
5,378 10/12/2013 he sleeps like that
atandt: I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT atandt: FROM TODAY ON, MY BALLS ARE NO LONGER PUBLIC DOMAIN atandt: THERE WILL BE A SMALL LICENSING FEE pants: ZZZZ
atandt
pants
#announcement
#licensing
#pants-sleeping
#woodring-room-background
5,379 10/13/2013 please follow me down the hallway
spigot: PLEASE FOLLOW ME DOWN THE HALLWAY ASKING ME QUESTIONS
spigot
#amc
#low-winter-sun
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#title-mismatch
#woodring-field-background
5,380 10/14/2013 another issue entirely
deuce: HELP THE INTERNET LEAKED OUT OF MY MACHINE AND ALL OVER THE FLOOR deuce: OH WAIT deuce: THAT'S PISS deuce: NEVER MIND deuce: BUT THIS BRINGS UP ANOTHER ISSUE
deuce
#deuce-solo
#piss
#tech-support
5,381 10/15/2013 a poofy cloud of gay fatness
: SPIGOT APPEARS IN A POOFY CLOUD OF GAY FATNESS spigot: I DON'T UNDERSTAND spigot: YOU'VE ALL BEEN IDLE FOR HALF AN HOUR BUT ALL THE STALLS ARE EMPTY
spigot
#caption
#fatness
#gay-fatness
#idle
#mousehole
#poofy-cloud-of-gay-fatness
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
5,382 10/16/2013 oh christ fuck
deuce: OH CHRIST FUCK YOU'RE STUFFING ME IN THE GENIE LAMP
deuce
#deuce-solo
#genie
#genie-lamp
#woodring-field-background
5,383 10/17/2013 denver intl airport
spigot: I THOUGHT DIX WAS DENVER INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT!!!!!!!! INSTEAD I AM IN A COMPARTMENT???????
spigot
#denver-international-airport
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
5,384 10/18/2013 a sign of sinister gayness
deuce: HTTP://WWW.PYTHON.ORG/PICS/BATTERIES-INCLUDED.JPG deuce: THAT IS ONE MOTHERFUCKING GAY SNAKE PEOPLE deuce: NOTE THE SURPRISE LINES ABOVE THE EYES !!! CLEARLY A SIGN OF SINISTER GAYNESS
deuce
#deuce-solo
#gay
#gayness
#python
#url
#woodring-field-background
5,385 10/19/2013 three baked potatoes with butter
spigot: WHAT'S FUNNY IS HOW THREE BAKED POTATOES WITH BUTTER LATER I HVAE TO CLOSE THE DOOR BECAUSE OF ALL THE FARTS
spigot
#farts
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
5,386 10/20/2013 hustler and sears roebuck
spigot: T DEUCE IT'S 2014 WE DON'T BEAT OFF TO MAGAZINES LIKE HUSTLER AND SEARS ROEBUCK spigot: TODAY WE CAN GO RIGHT TO SEARS DOT COM
deuce
spigot
#beating-off
#cheese-bread
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#hustler
#masturbation
#porn
#sears
#woodring-room-background
5,387 10/21/2013 oh god oh god
deuce: I HAVE TO PEE deuce: WHAT DO I DO deuce: OH GOD OH GOD
deuce
#cheese-bread
#deuce-solo
#piss
#stray-dot
#woodring-field-background
5,388 10/22/2013 i am concerned
spigot: I AM CONCERNED THAT I AM NOT HIGH (STARING OUT THE WINDOW CONTEMPLATING MY JOB, MY HORRIBLE LIFE, MY PLACE IN THE JOHN) spigot: CUT TO: BLBLBLBLBLBLB
spigot
#bong
#cheese-bread
#concerned
#contemplation
#marijuana
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
5,389 10/23/2013 in three parts
dick: HONESTLY, THESE DAYS CAN YOU REALLY AFFORD *NOT* TO SUCK DICK FOR CRACK? deuce: I WILL ANSWER THAT IN THREE PARTS: 1. GLHGAHLGHLGAHLGAHLAGHLAG deuce: 2. HUBHUBHUBHUBHUBHUBHU deuce: 3. OIGREIOGYRLIGHLDBHNDFHB
deuce
net
#cheese-bread
#cocaine
#cocksucking
#crack
#deuce-dick
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
5,390 10/24/2013 two holes
spigot: I GET A CHOCOLATE SHAKE EVERY CHRISTMAS deuce: I LIKE THE MINT SHAKES ON ST. PATRICK'S DAY FROM MCDONALD'S BUT THEY WON'T LET ME HAVE THEM BECAUSE I'M BLACK spigot: "I'M GOING TO SUCK YOUR FAT DICK AND MAKE YOU PLOW MY ASS" SAID THE QUEEREST VAMPYRE OF THE LOT, COUNT FUCKING FAGGOT deuce: 2HOLES.JPG
deuce
spigot
#cheese-bread
#deja-vu
#deuce-spigot
#filename
#mcdonalds
#queer-vampire
#shamrock-shakes
#vampyre
#viscera
#woodring-field-backgeound
5,391 10/25/2013 nunsense
spigot: VERY EXCITED ABOUT SEEING "NUNSENSE" AT THE COW PALACE spigot: THEY'RE NUNS AND THEY SING AND DANCE AROUND spigot: AND THERE'S A LOT OF IMPROV spigot: ONLY IF IT WERE ME... spigot: I'D CALL IT "NUTSENSE" spigot: WHERE PEOPLE SING AND DANCE AROUND THEN WAIL ON MY NUTS WITH A BAT FOR HALF AN HOUR spigot: AND SOME IMPROV deuce: I THREW UP
deuce
spigot
#bay-area
#deuce-spigot
#improv
#nunsense
#nuts
#nuts-of-spigot
#san-francisco
5,392 10/26/2013 a small funnel
pants: USING A SMALL FUNNEL TO GET ALL THE WINDEX UP INTO MY DICK
pants
#catheter
#dick
#funnel
#pants-solo
#sounding
#windex
#woodring-stairs-background
5,393 10/27/2013 cheese bread
pants: MULTI-PASS
pants
#cheese-bread
#fifth-element
#pants-solo
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
5,394 10/28/2013 cheese bread
deuce: T PANTS DO YOU LIKE ME pants: T DEUCE TONS deuce: T PANTS THEN WHY THE FUCK WON'T YOU MAKE ME CHEESE BREAD pants: T DEUCE IS CHEESE BREAD THE ONE WHERE UH pants: WHERE UH pants: YOU KNOW
deuce
pants
#cheese-bread
#deuce-pants
#woodring-field-background
5,395 10/29/2013 making plans
deuce: SAN FRANCISCO WILL MAKE A GREAT LOOKING CRATER
deuce
#bay-area
#bonequest-hi-fi
#crater
#deuce-solo
#san-francisco
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
5,396 10/30/2013 always bet on black
spigot: TURNS OUT ALL THEY CAN DO IS BEAT THEMSELVES OFF deuce: ALWAYS BET ON BLACK deuce: WAIT WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT??? deuce: NOT WESLEY SNIPES IN PASSENGER 57??!?!? OKAY
deuce
spigot
#chrispbs
#deuce-spigot
#mousehole
#passenger-57
#spenny
#wesley-snipes
#woodring-room-background
5,397 10/31/2013 q&a
pants: Q: DID THERE COME A TIME WHEN THE DEFENDANT ASKED YOU TO MASTURBATE HIM? pants: A: YES. spigot: LEAVING NOW
pants
spigot
#court
#defendant
#legal
#masturbation
#pants-spigot
5,398 11/1/2013 for about half an hour
deuce: I'M HUMPING YOUR LEG (HAVE BEEN FOR ABOUT HALF AN HOUR) atandt: OW
atandt
deuce
#atandt-deuce
#woodring-stairs-background
5,399 11/2/2013 the longest ten seconds
deuce: HOW COULD YOU LEAVE ME ALONE FOR TEN SECONDS deuce: I ALMOST GOT TIRED AND GOT BORED AND WENT TO BED deuce: THAT IS YOUR FAULT
deuce
#deuce-solo
#sfw
5,400 11/3/2013 filmstrip
pants: WAKE UP WAKE UP THE FILMSTRIP IS ABOUT TO START deuce: T SPIGOT WHY DON'T YOU APPRECIATE SCIENCE ?!?!? AFTER ALL IT BROUGHT YOU THE BONG YOU USE DAILY spigot: I DON'T USE A BONG I JUST LIGHT IT RIGHT IN MY HAND
deuce
pants
spigot
#bong
#deuce-pants-spigot
#marijuana
#science
#woodring-room-background
5,401 11/4/2013 gay bit
spigot: A COUPLA DOZEN COCKS AND PEOPLE WANNA LABEL YOU deuce: WILLINGLY TOUCH SOMEONE ELSE'S WIENER EVER: GAY FOREVER deuce: GAY BIT SET, CANNOT BE RESET pants: EVEN IN THE NEXT LIFE????????????????? YES
deuce
pants
spigot
#binary
#deuce-pants-spigot
#filler-panel
#gay
#woodring-field-background
5,402 11/5/2013 a series of things
pants: WOW THAT SOUNDS LIKE UH pants: WHAT'S THE OTHER THING pants: THE THING THAT IS NOT FUN deuce: IT SOUNDS LIKE A SERIES OF THINGS THAT ARE NOT FUN POURED ON TOP OF A PILE OF THINGS THAT ARE NOT FUN
deuce
pants
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#dong
#drunk-deuce
#funloving-nonsense
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
5,403 11/6/2013 wait a minute
atandt: BUHHHHHHHH SUCKING atandt: WAIT A MINUTE atandt: THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL MOUTH (atandt): PUT YOUR LOVE IN THE LOVE BOX
atandt
#atandt-solo
#fighting-irish-pose
#mousehole
#mouth
#talking-heads
#whisper
#woodring-room-background
5,404 11/7/2013 horrible gay rabbits
pants: HEY SPIGSTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pants: SOME KIND OF HORRIBLE PEE PARTY spigot: SPIGAROONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pants: AND THAT'S HOW I FEEL ABOUT GAY RABBITS
pants
spigot
#pants-spigot
#piss
#rabbit
#woodring-field-background
5,405 11/8/2013 different departure dates
pants: T DEUCE YOU'RE GOING TO HELL WITH ME pants: T DEUCE THAT IS TO SAY WE'RE BOTH GOING TO HELL BUT WE MIGHT HAVE DIFFERENT DEPARTURE DATES pants: UNLESS WE DRIVE AROUND THE HILLS FAST AND DRUNK THEN THERE'S A GOOD CHANGE WE CAN ACTUALLY GET ON THE SAME FLIGHT WHICH WOULD BE FUN, WE COULD HOOK UP OUR GAMEBOYS
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#drunk-driving
#gameboy
#hell
#woodring-stairs-background
5,406 11/9/2013 my life story
deuce: I JUST FOUND OUT SAM ELLIOTT WILL BE NARRATING MY LIFE STORY pants: GROSS
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
5,407 11/10/2013 pass
spigot: ROCCO'S FAVORITE REFACTORING TECHNIQUES 4 deuce: GIANNA MICHAELS TEACHES TYPING
deuce
spigot
#apple
#deuce-spigot
#doop
#gianna-michaels
#porn
#rocco-siffredi
#woodring-field-background
5,408 11/11/2013 hey gals
spigot: HEY GALS ARE WE DONE SHAVING ONLY ONE SIDE OF OUR HAIR deuce: YEA WHAT THE FUCK FOLKS
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#folks
#mousehole
#skrillex
#woodring-room-background
5,409 11/15/2013 do you mind
pants: DO YOU MIND pants: I'M TRYING TO MASTURBATE pants: OKAY ALL JERKED OUT (FINALLY)
pants
#huffy-pants
#jerking
#masturbation
#pants-solo
#woodring-field-background
5,410 11/16/2013 old man cap
pants: T SPIGOT WHY CAN'T IT BE MY AL CAPONE CAP WHY DOES IT GOTTA BE THE OLD MAN CAP spigot: HORSEPLAY
pants
spigot
#cap
#horseplay
#huffy-pants
#pants-spigot
#woodring-stairs-background
5,411 11/17/2013 very nearly negotiated a peace treaty
pants: LOWER ME INTO THE GODDAMN DICK PIT DON'T CUT ME OFF NOW pants: I'VE VERY NEARLY NEGOTIATED A PEACE TREATY pants: FOR GOD'S SAKE
pants
#dick-pit
#negotiations
#pants-solo
#woodring-room-background
5,412 11/18/2013 what in the world
bung: NOW ALL OF MY MEN ARE UNDER ONE ROOF deuce: WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU BABBLING ABOUT SIR deuce: OH spigot: I'M A LOOSE NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bung
deuce
spigot
#bung-deuce-spigot
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
5,413 11/19/2013 dune
pants: ARRAKIS pants: DESERT PLANET pants: COCKS POKING ME
pants
#bonequest-hi-fi
#cocks
#dune
#null
#pants-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
5,414 11/20/2013 my hand has been on your lap
spigot: WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS THAT MY HAND HAS BEEN ON YOUR LAP FOR TEN MINUTES
spigot
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
5,415 11/21/2013 sucking and/or getting sucked
spigot: I LIKE SUCKING AND/OR GETTING SUCKED spigot: ASSEMBLING MY ALUMINUM CHRISTMAS TREE PEOPLE spigot: STILL ALL MY PORNING IS WORTH IT IF I CAN I.D. PORN STARS JUST BY THE SPLATTERS THEY LEAVE BEHIND
spigot
#christmas
#deja-vu
#porn
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
5,416 11/22/2013 90gu3w qj3wg
spigot: S9-23 spigot: 90GU3WQ]3WG spigot: HELP SMURSHING
spigot
#hi-fi
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
5,417 11/23/2013 wake up freaks
spigot: PUT ON A SANTA SUIT AND CLOMP AROUND THE HOUSE spigot: CLOMP BONK DONK spigot: JINGLE BALLS / JINGLE BALLS spigot: WAKE UP FREAKS spigot: CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP spigot: CHRIST BALONEY AGAIN spigot: MY ORDER WITH AMAZON.COM HAS BEEN PROCESSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: T PANTS MY ORDER WITH AMAZON.COM HAS BEEN PROCESSED
spigot
#amazon
#baloney
#christmas
#christmas-carol
#freaks
#jingle-balls
#physical-comedy
#santa
#singing
#spigot-solo
5,418 11/24/2013 the best part
deuce: THE BEST PART OF A FILET-O-FISH IS THE O
deuce
#deuce-solo
#mcdonalds
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
5,419 11/27/2013 wandering through the gay district pretending to be drunk
spigot: T DEUCE TELL PANTS I NEED MY CYNDI LAUPER TAPE BACK ALREADY pants: T DEUCE SINCE SPIGOT AND I AREN'T SPEAKING TO EACH OTHER PLEASE TELL HIM THAT UNLESS I GET MY ACTIVISION CARTRIDGES AND CAT BACK, HE'S NEVER GOING TO GET HIS TAPE pants: T DEUCE ALSO TELL HIM THAT I'M DYING OF CANCER spigot: T DEUCE THE ONLY REASON HE'S MOVING OUT IS BECAUSE I FOUND HIS GAY TAPES pants: T DEUCE TELL SPIGOT THAT HE'S ONLY EMBARRASSING HIMSELF WITH HIS BEHAVIOR spigot: LET'S TALK ABOUT HOW EMBARRASSING YOU LOOK IN MY SHIRTS AND PANTS WANDERING THROUGH THE GAY DISTRICT PRETENDING TO BE DRUNK pants: T SPIGOT I AM NOT SPEAKING TO YOU AFTER THE "LET THE HOMELESS LIVE IN THAT ROOM OFF THE LIVING ROOM BECAUSE THEY LOOK SAD AND COLD" INCIDENT spigot: I DIDN'T SAY "COLD" I SAID "POTENTIALLY WILLING TO BE GAY IN FRONT OF THE QUICKTAKE" pants: I CAN'T HEAR YOU UNLESS YOU KNOCK spigot: KNOCK KNOCK pants: FUCK YOU spigot: NO FUCK YOU pants: OW spigot: GET OFF pants: QUIT PULLING MY HAIR spigot: NO BITING
pants
spigot
#cancer
#cyndi-lauper
#homeless
#huffy-pants
#knock-knock
#mountain-background
#overlong
#pants-spigot
#physical-comedy
5,420 11/28/2013 thanksgiving
pants: IF YOU LAID THEM END TO END I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED deuce: THE FIRE DEPARTMENT DOESN'T REALLY GET CATS OUT OF TREES BELIEVE ME pants: PEOPLE EITHER FOR THAT MATTER pants: THE WORST THANKSGIVING EVER
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#sfw
#thanksgiving
#woodring-field-background
5,421 11/29/2013 permission to treat the witness as obese
spigot: AND IF THE FOOD IS TOO BIG FOR MY MOUTH IT'S A PROBLEM FOR THE COURTS spigot: PERMISSION TO TREAT THE WITNESS AS OBESE spigot: YOUR HONOR PLEASE INSTRUCT THE DEFENDANT TO PUT ON THE BIB AND EAT THE ENTIRE PIE
spigot
#fat
#mouth
#pie
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
5,422 11/30/2013 i can't hear you
deuce: I CAN'T HEAR YOU I'M BUSY PROTESTING WARS spigot: MEN BE HOGGIN' THE REMOTE CONTROL 'N SHIT
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#feminism
#phalus700
#protesting
5,423 12/1/2013 monty python noises
spigot: IN THE NAME OF THIS WACKY KANGAROO COURT WE CALL SPACESHIP EARTH!!!!!!... spigot: ...I BAN YOU FROM TELEVISION!!!!!!!! spigot: HURRRR MONTY PYTHON NOISES spigot: THE KNIGHTS WHO "KNEE"D ME IN THE SACK spigot: COME BACK!!! IT'S ONLY spigot: GLK spigot: SWOLLEN
spigot
#monty-python
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
5,424 12/2/2013 jesus christ marie
pants: GRABAPPLES pants: YAMSTANDS pants: TRANNIEFACTOR pants: UNNOMENCLATURE pants: JESUS CHRIST MARIE THEY'RE COCKS (IN YOUR FACE)
pants
#breaking-bad
#jesus
#pants-solo
#tranny
#yams
5,425 12/3/2013 the dick pit
pants: LOWER ME INTO THE DICK PIT PLZ spigot: HOLY - THE ROPE SNAPPED (FALLING INTO THE DICKS) spigot: BONK OW CLONK OW DONK OW spigot: SON OF A
pants
spigot
#dick-pit
#pants-spigot
#physical-comedy
#plz
#woodring-stairs-background
5,426 12/4/2013 this way doctor freeman
spigot: THIS WAY DOCTOR FREEMAN spigot: (HEAD IN TOILET) spigot: THIS WAY DOCTOR FREEMAN spigot: STANDING ON TOILET spigot: THIS WAY DOCTOR FREEMAN
spigot
#half-life
#hi-fi
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#toilet
#woodring-room-background
5,427 12/5/2013 white chicks vs black dicks
deuce: WHITE CHICKS VS. BLACK DICKS POV deuce: SO ONCE MORE UNTO THE BREACH, DEAR FRIENDS
deuce
#deuce-solo
#porn
#shakespeare
#woodring-stairs-background
5,428 12/6/2013 gift receipt
pants: I TOLD YOU TO HIDE THE PICTURE OF MY BONER spigot: THEY USED MY NUTS AS DICE
pants
spigot
#boner
#huffy-pants
#mousehole
#nuts-of-spigot
#pants-spigot
#woodring-room-background
5,429 12/7/2013 tin foil
deuce: I WILL KILL YOU DISMEMBER YOU AND THEN PROPERLY DISPOSE OF THE BODY (TIN FOIL) spigot: HURMPH spigot: YOU ARE HATE CRIMING ME
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#duck
#foil
#violence
5,430 12/8/2013 choke on a cock you stupid shit
deuce: BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS spigot: CHOKE ON A COCK YOU STUPID SHIT spigot: OVER
spigot
#balls
#cock
#deuce-spigot
#ham-radio
#stray-dot
5,431 12/9/2013 deuce is suddenly scared
deuce: I GUESS THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LICK DICK : DEUCE IS SUDDENLY SCARED
deuce
#deuce-solo
#dick
#dicklicking
#drunk-deuce
#woodring-room-background
5,432 12/10/2013 and how can i stretch you out
spigot: FRESHLY BAKED DONGS!!!!!!! deuce: YAY spigot: I REJECT YOUR GAY ANTHEMS AND ALL THEY STAND FOR spigot: I'M TURNING INTO SOMEONE I DON'T LIKE VERY MUCH deuce: IN WHAT WAY AND HOW CAN I HELP STRETCH YOU OUT
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#freshly-baked
#url
5,433 12/11/2013 ladyboy jerky
deuce: LADYBOY JERKY deuce: WHAT deuce: YES FINE I'LL GO STAND IN THE CORNER NOW pants: I'M GOING TO GOOGLE THAT PHRASE BUT USING INCOGNITO MODE
deuce
pants
#chrome
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#google
#incognito-mode
#ladyboys
#private-browsing
#ts
#woodring-field-background
5,434 12/12/2013 boom bomb *smash* burn
spigot: ENJOY THESE TITS FROM THE 20TH FUCKING CENTURY!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: BOOM BOMB *SMASH* BURN KA-BLAM spigot: AND THESE 20 MISSILES
spigot
#balls
#missiles
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
5,435 12/13/2013 running away
spigot: T DEUCE A BEE FLEW INTO MY FRESCA spigot: DROPPING IT spigot: RUNNING AWAY spigot: CLONK spigot: BONK
deuce
spigot
#bee
#deuce-spigot
#fresca
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
5,436 12/14/2013 must be the heat
spigot: HI I'M FARTLES deuce: MY BALLS ARE HANGING PRETTY LOW RIGHT NOW deuce: MUST BE THE HEAT
deuce
spigot
#balls
#deuce-spigot
5,437 12/17/2013 text messages
unknown: piss is the best deuce: it's filled with vitamins unknown: vitamin P deuce: vitamin D for delicious unknown: D is also for deli-- oh you just said that okay
deuce
pants
#iphone
#picture
#piss
#texting
5,438 12/18/2013 squip nope
pants: IS THIS A HANDJOB deuce: SPLURK SPLUT SQUIP NOPE SQUIRP SPLURP SPLUP
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#handjob
#squirp
5,439 12/19/2013 within five to ten inches
pants: SUCKING ANYTHING WITHIN 5-10" OF MY MOUTH
pants
#five-to-ten-inches
#mouth
#mouth-of-pants
#pants-solo
#sucking
#woodring-field-background
5,440 12/20/2013 sneak attack
pants: GLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLK pants: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO IN THIS PANEL
pants
#pants-solo
#phalus700
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
5,441 12/21/2013 some what
deuce: LET'S ALL GET SOMEWHAT GAY HERE
deuce
#deuce-solo
#gay
#moderation
#woodring-stairs-background
5,442 12/22/2013 i have no liquids handy
pants: SOAK ME deuce: BUT WITH WHAT ?!??!? I HAVE NO LIQUIDS HANDY pants: I AM A PATIENT MAN pants: I WILL WAIT
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#ladybugs
#patience
#phalus700
#sfw
#silent700
#woodring-room-background
5,443 12/23/2013 more or less or more or less
deuce: ARE YOU STILL AWAKE RE: 0.5 MG XANAX pants: T DEUCE MORE OR LESS OR MORE OR LESS deuce: COME HERE AND LET ME MOLEST YOU deuce: DON'T TELL ANY ADULTS OR I'LL KILL YOU AND YOUR PARENTS pants: NP
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dont-tell-anyone
#gaydalf
#molestation
#woodring-stairs-background
#xanax
5,444 12/24/2013 the rules of love
pants: DEAR SIR pants: THANK YOU FOR SUBMITTING YOUR INFORM 7 TEXT ADVENTURE "THE RULES OF LOVE" TO ROOT@JERKCITY.COM pants: I AM STUCK IN THE TOILET PLEASE SEND INVISICLUES deuce: WHY CAN'T I EVEN EXAMINE THE FUCKING LOTIONS
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#infocom
#invisiclues
#lotion
#text-adventure
#toilet
#woodring-field-background
5,445 12/25/2013 it's a wonderful life
deuce: HAHA deuce: I MADE A CAMGIRL CRY deuce: THANK YOU CLARENCE
deuce
#camgirls
#christmas
#deuce-solo
#minecraft
#stray-dot
#woodring-den-background
5,446 12/26/2013 deeply disappointed
deuce: PEACH DOESN'T SLEEP AROUND
deuce
#deuce-solo
#grand-theft-auto
#peach
#prostitution
#trannies
#tranny
#ts
#woodring-field-background
5,447 12/27/2013 my entire life
deuce: I FEEL LIKE I'VE WASTED MY WHOLE LIFE
deuce
#black-background
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#existential
#sad-deuce
#sfw
5,448 12/28/2013 the queue is empty
pants: A LINE IS FORMING???? pants: GHLAGHLUAGHULAHUGLAG
pants
#behind-the-scenes
#pants-solo
#queue
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
5,449 12/29/2013 push to talk
spigot: ELLO deuce: HELLO spigot: I!!!!!!!! deuce: HI spigot: OW ARE YOU DOING (OVER) deuce: SIGH spigot: RE YOU GETTING MY SIGNAL deuce: YOU'RE GETTING CUT OFF spigot: ETTING THIS TRANSMISSION??? deuce: YOU ARE GETTING CUT OFF deuce: PUSH TO TALK, THEN WAIT spigot: NDERSTOOD WILL DO spigot: UCK A COCK
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#ham-radio
#ptt
#radio
#somber-deuce
#woodring-field-background
5,450 12/30/2013 morse
spigot: BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP BEEP BOOP CAN YOU HEAR MY MORSE deuce: YEAH YOU'RE NOT REALLY HITTING THE REPEATER THERE spigot: BEEEEEEEEEEP BOOOOOOOP SOME LONG ONES NOW deuce: YOU'RE BARELY HITTING THE REPEATER spigot: BEEP BOOP BOOP I SPENT $300 ON A BRASS KEYER deuce: LET'S HAVE SOME CALLSIGNS HERE PEOPLE
deuce
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#deuce-spigot
#ham-radio
#morse-code
#roger-dean
#sfw
#silent-key
#somber-deuce
#woodring-stairs-background
5,451 12/31/2013 you're overmodulated
spigot: IS THIS FREQUENCY IN USE????????????????????????????????????????? deuce: YOU'RE OVERMODULATED YOU NEED TO BACK OFF THE MIC spigot: FOLKS I'M VISUALLY IMPAIRED (OVER) deuce: OKAY NOW YOU'RE TOO QUIET YOU NEED TO GET CLOSER spigot: JALGYIA9HL SFKAFYAH ILSFKAFSIYHLKASF deuce: WHY DON'T YOU GO TO A SIDE BAND
deuce
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#deuce-spigot
#folks
#ham-radio
#sfw
#woodring-field-background

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