BONEQUEST

EPISODES: 2011

No. Date   Title / Dialog Players Tags
4,425 1/1/2011 he commands you
pants: NUGGGGGGGGGGGGH pants: TAKE IT OFF pants: TAKE IT ALL OFF
pants
#nuggh
#pants-solo
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
4,426 1/2/2011 just like everything else
pants: JUST LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE IN THIS CORNY DREAM
pants
#deja-vu
#pants-solo
#sfw
#twilight-zone
4,427 1/3/2011 the men and women
spigot: I'M GOOD AND PLENTY pants: GET OFFA ME spigot: TODAY WE HONOR THE MEN AND WOMEN WHO CLEAN OUR TOILETS
pants
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#huffy-pants
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#star-trek
#toilet
#woodring-room-background
4,428 1/4/2011 oh boy
spigot: OH BOY HERE'S SPIGOT AGAIN spigot: PISS : SPIGOT LEAVES
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#caption
#oh-boy
#piss
#spigot-again
#spigot-leaves
#spigot-solo
4,429 1/5/2011 super powers
deuce: IF I REALLY LICK THIS DICK WILL IT MAKE ME GAY LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE SAYS OR WILL IT GIVE ME SUPER POWERS LIKE WHAT YOU SAY spigot: SUPER POWERS
deuce
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#deuce-spigot
#dicklicking
#gay
#gay-theory
#mountain-background
4,430 1/6/2011 how can i resist
deuce: OKAY GLHGHLGHGLHGHLGHLGLHGHL
deuce
#deuce-solo
#hi-fi
4,431 1/7/2011 getting yelled at
spigot: CLOCK BONK BONK BONK BA-DONK BA-DONK BA-DONK HELLO DONK DONK DONK
spigot
#bonking
#clonk
#physical-comedy
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#telephone
#telephony
#urinal-background
4,432 1/8/2011 getting softer
pants: SOFT, GETTING SOFTER pants: GETTING SOFTER pants: SOFTER
pants
#cropped
#erectile-dysfunction
#erection
#green-background
#lynnea
#pants-solo
#prostitute
#title-mismatch
#uncredited-character
4,433 1/9/2011 an important announcement for 2011
deuce: ALL YOUNG PEOPLE SHOULD JUST DO PORN AND DIE
deuce
#announcement
#bonequest-hd
#deuce-solo
#porn
4,434 1/10/2011 this thing
pants: TURNING BACK TIME TO SUCK ALL THOSE DICKS AGAIN deuce: HOW DO I TURN THIS THING OFF
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dicks
#dicksucking
#time-travel
#urinal-background
4,435 1/11/2011 what would be super
spigot: WHAT WOULD BE SUPER IS IF YOU COULD PLEASE SHUT YOUR BIG FAT YAPPER
spigot
#be-quiet
#insults
#shut-up
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
#yapper
4,436 1/12/2011 dick tracy was here
deuce: HOLD ME pants: I CANNOT GET MY ARMS AROUND YOU deuce: I AM FAT YES pants: AND I HAVE SHORT LITTLE ARMS YES pants: YOUR PEAR-SHAPE AND MY USELESS APPENDAGES MAKE US THE PERFECT DICK TRACY BAD GUYS deuce: HOLD ME
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dick-tracy
#fatness
#hugs
#pear-shape
#sfw
#urinal-background
4,437 1/13/2011 t rands remember
spigot: T RANDS REMEMBER WHEN WE WORKED AT THE BOARDWALK AND SQUIRTED MUSTARD ON EACH OTHER spigot: T RANDS REMEMBER WHEN WE WENT TO THE MINIATURE GOLF ARCADE AND PLAYED TOOBIN' pants: T SPIGOT HE CAN'T HEAR YOU spigot: T RANDS I THINK YOU REMEMBER ALL THAT AND MORE *BEEP* pants: T SPIGOT HE'S IN A BETTER PLACE NOW
pants
spigot
#a-better-place
#antics
#boardwalk
#employment
#mustard
#pants-spigot
#toobin
#urinal-background
4,438 1/14/2011 yes and yes
atandt: DON'T GO CHASING WATERFALLS deuce: JUST STICK TO THE DICKS AND THE BALLS THAT YOU'RE USED TO atandt: YES AND YES atandt: IS SOMEONE DOWNLOADING PORN BECAUSE MY CONNECTION IS DEAD HERE PEOPLE deuce: WANG ME
atandt
deuce
#balls
#dicks
#porn
#singing
#tlc
#urinal-background
#westside-connection
4,439 1/15/2011 batt low
spigot: I BLACKED OUT!!!!!! spigot: IT'S GOT TO BE ON VIDEOTAPE SOMEWHERE spigot: [BATT LOW] spigot: OKAY I'M DONE
spigot
#battery-problems
#black-background
#blackout
#electronics
#spigot-solo
#videotape
4,440 1/16/2011 don't lie to me
spigot: REMEMBER WHEN I UNPLUGGED YOUR STUPID COMPUTER AND JUST STARED AT YOU spigot: DON'T LIE TO ME WITH THAT FAT FACE
spigot
#computer
#fat-face
#spigot-solo
#stupid
#unplugging
#woodring-stairs-background
4,441 1/17/2011 a little puffy
pants: WANG WANG WANG WANG! WANG! WANG! pants: COME ON PEOPLE spigot: WANG WUH WUH pants: YOU LOOK EXHAUSTED spigot: I'M A LITTLE PUFFY J/K!!!!!!!!!! WANG WANG WANG WANG WANG
pants
spigot
#mouse-cursor
#pants-spigot
#wang
#woodring-field-background
4,442 1/18/2011 shut up and concentrate
deuce: PEOPLE SHUT UP AND CONCENTRATE ON THIS KNOB spigot: OH BOY HERE'S SPIGOT AGAIN spigot: DFDFD spigot: SPIGOT LEAVES
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#mouse-cursor
#oh-boy
#sfw
#spigot-again
#spigot-leaves
4,443 1/19/2011 let me go now
deuce: EXCUSE ME BUT DOES TWO GUYS REALLY QUALIFY AS A "GANG" WAS: RE: GANG BANG pants: WILL THIS BE ON THE FINAL deuce: JALAPENO POPPERS pants: HOLD ME LIKE YOU'LL NEVER LET ME GO pants: SERIOUSLY LET ME GO NOW deuce: NOPE YOU'RE MINE NOW
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#food
#gang-bang
#huffy-pants
#hugs
#jalapeno-poppers
#mousehole
#porn
#school
#woodring-room-background
4,444 1/20/2011 lowercase fag kisses
deuce: MY SOFT KISSES pants: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN: THE BEATLES pants: (TEENAGE GIRLS SCREAMING) SHE LOVES YOU YEAH YEAH YEAH pants: THE BEATLES ON THE ED SULLIVAN SHOW ARE AN EXCELLENT DISTRACTION FROM LOWERCASE FAG KISSES deuce: MMMMMMM KISSES
deuce
pants
#beatles
#blue-background
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#ed-sullivan
#lowercase
#mouse-cursor
#singing
4,445 1/21/2011 slam
spigot: LOOK OVER THERE!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: SLAM spigot: FORGOT MY PURSE!!!!!!! spigot: SLAM
spigot
#purse
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
4,446 1/22/2011 jerkcity forever
pants: WE'RE INTERACTING IN A VIRTUAL ENVIRONMENT deuce: T PANTS GROSS
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#meta
#sfw
#urinal-background
4,447 1/23/2011 he can learn
pants: TEACH ME TO PISS WITHOUT SPLATTERING IT ALL OVER YOUR FACE pants: I CAN LEARN
pants
#huffy-pants
#old-mac-donald
#pants-solo
#piss
#weird-pants-face
#white-background
4,448 1/24/2011 english please
deuce: GLAHGLAGH PAULI SPIN MATRICES pants: SPEAK ENGLISH OR DIE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#photo-background
#physics
#speak-english-or-die
4,449 1/25/2011 roger, negatory
pants: COCKS? deuce: ROGER pants: COCKS??????????????? deuce: NEGATORY pants: FUCK
deuce
pants
#cocks
#deuce-pants
#uncategorized-background
4,450 1/26/2011 once again
deuce: SHITTING WHERE YOU EAT ONCE AGAIN pants: BUT SHIT IS WHAT I EAT
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#photo-background
#shit
4,451 1/27/2011 spluttery shits
spigot: HURRRRRRRR SQUATS AND REPS AND LIFTS AND SPLUTTERY SHITS pants: OATS 'N SQUATS / OATS 'N SQUATS pants: BUT I pants: OATS 'N SQUATS pants: OKAY
pants
spigot
#fitness
#oats
#pants-spigot
#reps
#shit
#squats
#woodring-stairs-background
4,452 1/28/2011 73's to ya
spigot: NORA ALPHA MOONSHINE WHISKEY METHAMPHETAMINE HUSTLER spigot: 73'S TO YA!!!!!! spigot: HOLPTH GURF MY TEETH FELL OUT
spigot
#alcohol
#bonequest-hd
#drugs
#ham-radio
#hustler
#mouse-cursor
#radio
#spigot-solo
4,453 1/29/2011 kickable
deuce: HOLY SHIT YOUR CUNT IS KICKABLE pants: DO IT
deuce
pants
#cunt
#deuce-pants
#woodring-stairs-background
4,454 1/30/2011 that beaming smile
pants: MAVIS BACON TEACHES HANDJOBS deuce: WITH THAT BEAMING SMILE pants: WHAT A WHORE deuce: DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT MS. BACON THAT WAY deuce: I'M A QUANTUM SUPERPOSITION OF TWO STATES: |GAY> + |FAG>
deuce
pants
#bra-ket-notation
#deuce-pants
#gay
#handjob
#mavis-beacon
#mouse-cursor
#physics
#quantum-mechanics
#superposition
#typo
#whore
4,455 1/31/2011 an impassioned plea for cock
pants: I WOULD LIKE SOME DICK PLEASE pants: NOT A LOT pants: JUST A DAB
pants
#bonequest-hd
#dick
#pants-solo
#poo
#urinal-background
4,456 2/1/2011 music up and under
pants: [MUSIC UP AND UNDER] deuce: KA-BLAM deuce: MY DONG ARISES deuce: LIKE THE MORNING SUN OR A MUSHROOM CLOUD
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#white-background
4,457 2/2/2011 i'd have to say
pants: WHICH DUNE BOOK ARE YOU deuce: I'D HAVE TO SAY CHILDREN OF DONG
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dune
#urinal-background
4,458 2/3/2011 y'all
spigot: A LITTLE......... spigot: T O O M U C H I N F O R M A T I O N spigot: YYYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH spigot: Y'ALL BE POSTING IN A TROLL THREAD
spigot
#csi-miami
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#tmi
#troll
#woodring-den-background
4,459 2/4/2011 quite poss.
pants: LARP? deuce: QUITE POSS. pants: FILK? deuce: V. LIKELY pants: JAMES CAMERON'S AVATAR? deuce: KILL ALL QUEER COCKSUCKERS
deuce
pants
#avatar
#deuce-pants
#filk
#filking
#kaqc
#larp
#mouse-cursor
#queer
#urinal-background
4,460 2/6/2011 holy christ
spigot: T DEUCE I SNAPPED MY DICK IN A 3-RING TRAPPER KEEPER deuce: T SPIGOT HOLY CHRIST
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#dicks
#genital-mutilation
#trapper-keeper
#urinal-background
4,461 2/7/2011 that's a can do
deuce: EAT SHIT FUCKFACE pants: T DEUCE LANGUAGE
deuce
pants
#can-do
#deuce-pants
#fuckface
#html
#nbsp
#urinal-background
#watch-the-profanity
4,462 2/8/2011 for good measure
pants: WHATEVER THE NOISE IS FOR EATING CHOCOLATE CAKES spigot: I WOULD SAY HOMPTH HURMPTH AND ADD A SMOOSHING IN FOR GOOD MEASURE
pants
spigot
#cake
#eating
#food
#noises
#pants-spigot
#urinal-background
4,463 2/9/2011 what in god's name is going on here
deuce: STOP TOUCHING MY DICK pants: OKAY pants: SORRY deuce: OKAY NOW START AGAIN pants: OKAY
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dick
#urinal-background
4,464 2/10/2011 for a limited time only
net: I AM OFFERING TO SHOW YOU MY BALLS
net
#balls
#net-solo
#special-offer
#urinal-background
4,465 2/11/2011 no msg
spigot: EGG FU PRICK spigot: PORK DONGS spigot: DICK STICKERS spigot: LEMON BONERS spigot: WHAT KIND OF FOOD IS THIS
spigot
#chinese-food
#spigot-solo
4,466 2/12/2011 goodnight fat balls
spigot: TRYING TO ADMIRE MY OWN HARDON spigot: NOTE: COACH AND WINGS ARE CHANGING PLACES THIS WEDNESDAY (spigot): GOODNIGHT FAT BALLS
spigot
#balls
#goodnight-moon
#spigot-solo
#television
#urinal-background
#wednesday
#wings
4,467 2/13/2011 high speed
pants: SMASH IT INTO MY FACE AT HIGH SPEED deuce: BLA-DOW
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#herp-derp
#onomatopoeia
#urinal-background
4,468 2/14/2011 ice on the moon
spigot: ICE ON THE MOON?!?!?! I THOUGHT YOU SAID ICE CREAM spigot: LET ME OUT OF THIS SHUTTLE (CLONKING, LATCHING) spigot: HOSES AND TUBES SPUTTERING AND SPURTING AND EJECTING MY SALTINES
spigot
#ice-cream
#moon
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
4,469 2/15/2011 lightly dusted
pants: NOW THAT'S-A NICE PENIS pants: LIGHTLY DUSTING IT WITH FLOUR
pants
#dong
#pants-solo
#urinal-background
4,470 2/16/2011 where it's totally legal
deuce: OKAY FINE deuce: OFF TO RAPE GHOSTS IN MY SLEEP (WHERE IT'S TOTALLY LEGAL) deuce: LEGAL I TELL YOU, LEGAL
deuce
#deuce-solo
#dogshit
#ghost
#rape
#urinal-background
4,471 2/17/2011 what's strange
spigot: WHAT'S STRANGE IS WHY MY PANTS ARE DOWN AND THE LIGHTS ARE OFF
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#green-background
#spigot-solo
4,472 2/18/2011 come out from under there
pants: COME OUT FROM UNDER THERE AND BE GAY WITH ME spigot: CAN I JUST PLEASE BE GAY FROM HERE TODAY pants: I CAN'T FIT IN THERE WITH YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU (OH ALSO YOU I DIDN'T SEE YOU BACK THERE HI HOW'S IT GOING)
deuce
pants
#be-gay-with-me
#gay
#huffy-pants
#pants-spigot
#urinal-background
4,473 2/22/2011 fat farts
pants: HE KNOCKED MY TEETH OUT AND NOW I HAVE TO GUM THE DICK
pants
#cocksucking
#farts
#fat
#pants-solo
#title-mismatch
#vampire
#viscera
#white-background
4,474 2/23/2011 how fat and queer i am
spigot: THAT'S NEAT HOW VOID POINTERS CAN TAKE ANY KIND OF DATA spigot: NOTE: (spigot): BUT NOT DATA PERTAINING TO HOW QUEER AND FAT I AM
spigot
#c
#fat
#programming
#spigot-solo
#white-background
4,475 2/24/2011 the absolutely true story of spigot the bear
spigot: OOF spigot: OW spigot: BONK
spigot
#physical-comedy
#spigot-solo
#spigot-the-bear
#white-background
4,476 2/25/2011 forced to suck
deuce: GET UP pants: NO
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#white-background
4,477 2/26/2011 sirens in the distance
pants: CAN WE PLEASE WANG deuce: NO pants: I BEG OF YOU deuce: NEGATIVE pants: THEN LET ME SPURT UP THE NEIGHBORS deuce: WELL OKAY
deuce
pants
#boners
#deuce-pants
#huffy-pants
#white-background
4,478 2/27/2011 your upload was successful
deuce: HANDS UP WHO'S A SPICE GIRL spigot: I CAN FEEL MY MOUTH GETTING SORE ALREADY
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#mouse-cursor
#mouth
#white-background
4,479 2/28/2011 the face of god
spigot: DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS deuce: DAMN STRAIGHT spigot: SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SEQUENCE OF COLORS deuce: YOU HAVE TOUCHED THE FACE OF GOD deuce: LET SLIP THE DONGS OF WAR spigot: YOU FUCKING LESBIAN
deuce
spigot
#apple
#deuce-spigot
#dicks
#drunk-deuce
#mouse-cursor
#repetition
#white-background
4,480 3/1/2011 fat, gay
pants: THERE WILL BE NO GLORY IN YOUR SACRIFICE pants: THE WORLD WILL NEVER KNOW YOU EXISTED AT ALL pants: CHECK OUT MY ABS HALGHALUGHLAH GLBALGHLBAG
pants
#bonequest-hd
#fat
#gay
#mouth
#pants-solo
#white-background
4,481 3/2/2011 ashes ashes
deuce: I LIKE DICK: I WOULDN'T CALL IT LOVE BUT IT'S DEFINITELY A LIKE pants: THE MAN LIKES DICK pants: LET'S ALL GIVE HIM A BIG HAND pants: DON'T GO AWAY WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#white-background
4,482 3/3/2011 we all fall down
pants: WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW, WE'VE GOT DEUCE WITH US deuce: PERFECT SINE WAVE TONE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#sfw
#white-background
4,483 3/4/2011 all day every day
spigot: TAKE OUR DAUGHTERS TO THE TOILET DAY spigot: GLUG GLUG spigot: IS THIS THE COCKSUCKATORIUM
spigot
#mouse-cursor
#spigot-solo
#toilet
#white-background
4,484 3/12/2011 boxers and briefs
deuce: DOES PANTS STILL WORK AT JERKCITY deuce: HELLO deuce: WHERE DID YOU PEOPLE GO
deuce
#deuce-solo
#sfw
#urinal-background
4,485 3/13/2011 spray me
deuce: DING DONG pants: SPRAY ME WITH WATER SO I CAN GROW
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#doorbell
#sfw
#urinal-background
4,486 3/14/2011 deuce explains it all
deuce: LET'S REVIEW: deuce: JERKCITY GUYS SAY DICKS = POETRY deuce: OTHER PEOPLE SAY DICKS = CHILDISH FAGGOTS
deuce
#deuce-solo
#dicks
#urinal-background
4,487 3/15/2011 missing person(s)
atandt: T DEUCE WHERE IS MY KOREAN deuce: T ATANDT HIDDEN UNDER THE FLOORBOARD
atandt
deuce
#atandt-deuce
#fighting-irish-pose
#korea
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
4,488 3/16/2011 not a good sign
deuce: NOT A GOOD SIGN WHEN YOUR FUCKING FAGGY INHALER COMES WITH THREE REFILLS pants: YOU CAN STILL SMOKE THOUGH RIGHT
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#inhaler
#urinal-background
4,489 3/17/2011 bike lane
spigot: BEEP BEEP HONK GET OFF THE SIDEWALK HURF BONK THE BIG BUS MIRROR CLONKED ME INTO THE BUSHES URF URF PEDDLING AND WRANGLING MY SHAMROCK SHAKE spigot: IT'S HARD FOR ME TO GRIP BOTH HANDLEBARS AND A COLD SHAKE spigot: WHAT I NEED IS A TALL ORANGE FLAG
spigot
#bicycle
#bushes
#honk
#mcdonalds
#mouse-cursor
#physical-comedy
#shamrock-shakes
#spigot-solo
#tooltip
#woodring-field-background
4,490 3/18/2011 after the fact
deuce: PURELY PSYCHOSOMATIC AFTER THE FACT pants: STILL NO BITE MARKS
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#urinal-background
4,491 3/19/2011 day old some thing
pants: I TAUGHT MY FAT FROG TO SUCK FAT DICK pants: ANY QUESTIONS deuce: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUH NO pants: MMMMMMMM DAY OLD SOMETHING
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#frog
#mouse-cursor
#woodring-stairs-background
4,492 3/20/2011 a good old fashioned
pants: GIVE ME A GOOD OLD FASHIONED BLACKOUT
pants
#pants-solo
#urinal-background
4,493 3/21/2011 such is the life
pants: GLAHGULAHLGAG pants: NUGGGGGGGGGGGH pants: AGHLAUG HLAGHLHUAGAG pants: NUGGGGGGGGGGGH pants: SUCH IS THE LIFE OF A COCK ZOMBIE
pants
#cocksucking-noises
#dicklicking
#mouse-cursor
#nuggh
#pants-solo
#urinal-background
#weird-pants-face
#zombie
4,494 3/22/2011 can't we just
pants: CAN'T WE JUST spigot: POKE CHOKE SOAK REPEAT / POKE CHOKE SOAK REPEAT pants: PLEASE IF YOU spigot: I CAN'T HEAR YOU pants: GET OFF ME
pants
spigot
#huffy-pants
#mouse-cursor
#pants-spigot
#repetition
#uncategorized-background
4,495 3/23/2011 manhandled by the best of them
deuce: YOU BRADE RUNNAH pants: I JUST DO BALLS
deuce
pants
#blade-runner
#deuce-pants
#fake-accent
#urinal-background
4,496 3/24/2011 midway through a bad day
pants
#abstract
#no-dialog
#sfw
#title-mismatch
4,497 3/25/2011 what your problem is
deuce: T PANTS YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS deuce: T PANTS YOU LOVE TOO MUCH pants: SQUIRT MUSTARD UP AND DOWN MY PENIS
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#mousehole
#mustard
#twitter
#woodring-room-background
4,498 3/26/2011 perfect hoodie weather
pants: T DEUCE IF I HAD A BAND IT WOULD BE CALLED "PERFECT HOODIE WEATHER" deuce: DONGS
deuce
pants
#band-name
#deuce-pants
#dongs
#hoodie
#mousehole
#twitter
#woodring-room-background
4,499 3/27/2011 anything more disgusting
spigot: COULD THERE BE ANYTHING MORE DISGUSTING THAN SOMETHING CALLED PEOPLESOFT
spigot
#peoplesoft
#spigot-solo
#twitter
#woodring-field-background
4,500 3/28/2011 it's only natural
pants: IF IT EVER STOPS RAINING AGAIN LET'S LICK DICK deuce: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO RESPOND TO THAT pants: JUST LICK DICK THEN pants: IT'S ONLY NATURAL
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#mouse-cursor
#twitter
4,501 3/29/2011 wwwwww
deuce: (IF (DEFINED? 'COCKMONSTER) (SUCK 'COCK)) pants: WWWWWWWW TRYING TO MOVE FORWARD
deuce
pants
#cockmonster
#deuce-pants
#lisp
#twitter
#wasd
#woodring-room-background
4,502 3/30/2011 snuff film
pants: LET'S MAKE A SNUFF FILM deuce: COOL
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#twitter
4,503 3/31/2011 push smoosh
pants: RUB ME THE WRONG WAY pants: HITLER'S SECRET BEATOFF BUNKER pants: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A PENIS THIS GAY (HAVE YOU) pants: REALLY PUSH YOUR FACE INTO IT pants: PUSH/SMOOSH deuce: HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#hitler
#mouse-cursor
#smoosh
#twitter
#woodring-stairs-background
4,504 4/1/2011 get out the stains
deuce: IT'S HARD TO GET OUT THE STAINS OF SADNESS pants: SADNESS AND POO
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#mousehole
#poo
#sfw
#twitter
#woodring-room-background
4,505 4/2/2011 you're going to kill us all
deuce: BE VERY QUIET deuce: THE DICKS ARE AFOOT pants: I AM HUSHED deuce: FOR GOD'S SAKE YOU'RE GOING TO KILL US ALL pants: I'M SUCKING AS SILENTLY AS I CAN
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#huffy-pants
#twitter
#woodring-room-background
4,506 4/3/2011 lambda dong
deuce: (LAMBDA DONG () (DONG))
deuce
#deuce-solo
#lambda-function
#lisp
#programming
#sfw
#twitter
#woodring-field-background
4,507 4/4/2011 i didn't say touch it
pants: NEED YA TO STICK AN UMBRELLA INTO MY PEE HOLE pants: FOOMPH deuce: HOMO pants: I DIDN'T SAY TOUCH IT I JUST SAID STICK AN UMBRELLA UP THERE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#foomph
#huffy-pants
#mouse-cursor
#physical-comedy
#twitter
#umbrella
#woodring-stairs-background
4,508 4/5/2011 sometimes flowers
spigot: /TIRED_OLD_CONCEPT.JPG spigot: /YAWNING.GIF
spigot
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#twitter
4,509 4/6/2011 in the shape of a person
spigot: I BELIEVE I AM A GAY DONG IN THE SHAPE OF A PERSON deuce: T SPIGOT WE SHALL SOON TEST THAT HYPOTHESIS
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#dong
#twitter
#woodring-field-background
4,510 4/7/2011 must set alarm
spigot: MUST SET ALARM FOR 5AM TOILET SCRUBBING
spigot
#alarm
#scrubbing
#spigot-solo
#toilet
#twitter
#url
#woodring-stairs-background
4,511 4/8/2011 garbage night
spigot: THROW A FUCKING PARADE PEOPLE
spigot
#parade
#spigot-solo
#twitter
#woodring-stairs-background
4,512 4/9/2011 not even humans
pants: NOBODY LIKES ANAL (NOT EVEN HUMANS) deuce: PORNSTARS SURE DON'T deuce: THEIR PAINFUL GRIMACE REVEALS THEIR SORROW pants: DOES MY GAY MOUSTACHE LOOK GAY (WITH THIS COCK NEARBY) (HOVERING)
deuce
pants
#anal
#deuce-pants
#huffy-pants
#mouse-cursor
#moustache
#porn
#twitter
4,513 4/10/2011 only going to ask you one more time
pants: T DEUCE I'M ONLY GOING TO ASK YOU ONE MORE TIME: pants: T DEUCE ARE YOU THE AUTOEXEC.BAT OR THE CONFIG.SYS deuce: T PANTS ANSI.SYS pants: T DEUCE SAY IT ISN'T SO
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#fannypack
#huffy-pants
#ms-dos
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
4,514 4/11/2011 well okay
ozone: ALSO YOU MY BITCH deuce: WELL OKAY CLIMB ON THEN
deuce
ozone
#bitch
#deuce-ozone
#ozone
#woodring-stairs-background
4,515 4/12/2011 unlicked dicks in the brig
pants: GET IT TOGETHR MAN deuce: WUHHHHHHHHH pants: THERE ARE UNLICKED DICKS IN THE OH WOW A TYPO LET'S START AGAIN FROM UNLICKED DICKS IN THE BRIG deuce: YES SIR pants: THERE ARE UNLICKED DICKS IN THE BRIG AND WE'VE GOT TO GET DOWN THERE
deuce
pants
#bonequest-hd
#brig
#deuce-pants
#dicklicking
#naval
#typo
#unlicked-dicks
#woodring-stairs-background
4,516 4/13/2011 loudspeaker
pants: LOUDSPEAKER: AND OUR HEROES LICKED DICK, THE END. PLEASE EXIT THE THEATER IN AN ORDERLY FASHION deuce: THEN THE POLICE CAME
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dicklicking
#loudspeaker
#mousehole
#narration
#police
#theater
#woodring-room-background
4,517 4/14/2011 best birthday ever
pants: IT GOES SOMETHING LIKE THIS: HUMPING MOTIONS pants: GAY SEX THAT GIVES OFF LIGHTNING BOLTS AND SMOKE pants: THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER
pants
#birthday
#gay
#humping
#lightning
#pants-solo
#smoke
#woodring-room-background
4,518 4/15/2011 snowstorm
deuce
pants
#bonequest-hd
#meta
#no-dialog
#nuggh
#sfw
#white-background
4,519 4/16/2011 it's a done deal
pants: NONESUCH AND POPPYCOCK deuce: BALDERDASH AND ALSO POSSIBLY BANDERSNATCH pants: PISHTOSH AND MISHMASH pants: REDACTED ANAL QUACKERY (IT'S A DONE DEAL)
deuce
pants
#anal-quackery
#deuce-pants
#jabberwocky
#redacted
#woodring-field-background
4,520 4/17/2011 the more you put it off
spigot: I'M THE NIBBLES AWAY SO PLEASE BRUN ME deuce: T SPIGOT THE MORE YOU PUT IT OFF THE MORE THE BITS WILL PILE UP !!!!
deuce
spigot
#apple
#apple-ii
#deuce-spigot
#mousehole
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
4,521 4/18/2011 picture of a sock in the parking lot
sock
#deja-vu
#parking-lot
#picture
#sfw
#sock
#sock-in-a-parking-lot
4,522 4/19/2011 portal 2
spigot: PORTAL 2 BETTER NOT BE HARD
spigot
#current-events
#nonesuch
#portal
#portal-2
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
#whatnot
4,523 4/20/2011 a b = b a
spigot: ICE CREAM CONE TITS (EVEN SHAPED LIKE A DOWNVOTE) deuce: T SPIGOT IF [A, B] = 0 THEN A B = B A spigot: SHOULD I /R/ASKSCIENCE WHAT KIND OF MATH THE DINOSAURS DID
deuce
spigot
#commutator
#compatible-observables
#deuce-spigot
#ice-cream
#math
#noncommutative-algebras
#reddit
#urinal-background
4,524 4/21/2011 chinese french fries
spigot: SPLUT, SPLOSH, SPLORP spigot: THESE CHINESE FRENCH FRIES TASTE LIKE TOFU spigot: THE EXPONENTIAL GROWTH OF MY NATURAL LOG
spigot
#chinese-food
#fries
#math
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
4,525 4/22/2011 the wonderful world of spigot
spigot: THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF SPIGOT spigot: I WAS PROMISED HAMBURGERS IN STALL 3 spigot: DISAPPOINTED
spigot
#hamburger
#spigot-solo
#stalls
#woodring-field-background
4,526 4/23/2011 transparent
pants: GET READY GET SET AND SUCK pants: I KNOW HOW GAY YOU PEOPLE ARE SO STOP TRYING TO HIDE IT PLEASE pants: YOUR MOUSTACHERY AND LEATHERWEARERY ARE SO TRANSPARENT
pants
#leather
#moustache
#pants-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
4,527 4/24/2011 breathing slowly
deuce: BREATHING deuce: SLOWLY deuce: AS deuce: TO deuce: NOT deuce: ATTRACT deuce: THE deuce: PIRANHA
deuce
#deuce-solo
#mouse-cursor
#null
#piranha
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
4,528 4/25/2011 missing the point of structured code
deuce: HEY LOOK AT ME I'M A FAT FEMALE ENGINEER deuce: BABHALBHALBHALHBLAHBLAHBALHB deuce: EATING DONUTS AND MISSING THE POINT OF STRUCTURED CODE spigot: HEY LADY IT'S CALLED A TAB KEY
deuce
spigot
#code
#deuce-spigot
#donuts
#fat
#misogyny
#women
#woodring-field-background
4,529 4/26/2011 do you really
spigot: SOMETIMES I PUT THE POO RIGHT IN MY FACE AND THINK ABOUT JERKCITY deuce: WOW deuce: DO YOU REALLY
deuce
spigot
#blink
#deuce-spigot
#poo
#woodring-stairs-background
4,530 4/27/2011 playing restaurant
deuce: T PANTS I WOULD LIKE A SALAD WITH RANCH DRESSING THANK YOU deuce: T PANTS COULD I ALSO GET CURLY FRIES pants: T DEUCE YOU DO NOT DESERVE CURLY FRIES (PLACING THEM BACK ON THE HOTPLATE) deuce: T PANTS HOLY WHAT THE
deuce
pants
#curly-fries
#deuce-pants
#food
#fries
#mouse-cursor
#ranch
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-room-background
4,531 4/28/2011 GLAHGLUHAULGHAG
pants: OW OW THERE IS A MOUSE CURSOR IN MY EYE
pants
#gay-fatness
#lynnea
#meta
#mouse-cursor
#pants-solo
#prostitute
#title-mismatch
#uncredited-character
#woodring-room-background
4,532 4/29/2011 eight bits, no parity
(spigot): SECRET PRICKS deuce: T SPIGOT I HEAR YOU BROTHER spigot: EIGHT BITS, NO PARITY deuce: WHAT ABOUT THE STOP BITS ????????????? spigot: BLOOM COUNTY
deuce
spigot
#bloom-county
#bonequest-hi-fi
#deuce-spigot
#modem
#mouse-cursor
#mousehole
#pricks
#whisper
#woodring-room-background
4,533 4/30/2011 women are whispering
deuce: WOMEN ARE WHISPERING ABOUT MY PATHETIC LITTLE DICK pants: OOH I CARE ABOUT THAT
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dick
#little-dick
#urinal-background
4,534 5/1/2011 the company of prostitutes
spigot: WEAVE ME A HEARTSCAPE deuce: T SPIGOT WHAT
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#heartscape
#prostitute
#woodring-room-background
4,535 5/2/2011 why can't i be loved
deuce: WHY CAN'T I BE LOVED deuce: IT'S NOT MY FAULT I CAN'T CONTROL MY BOWELS/MOUTH
deuce
#deja-vu
#deuce-solo
#duplicate
#incontinence
#love
#mouth
#urinal-background
4,536 5/3/2011 then how do you
spigot: THEN HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THE SHIT ALL OVER YOURSELF
spigot
#shit
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
4,537 5/4/2011 amen to that brother
pants: LET'S ALL DEGRADE THE OBJECT
pants
#degradation
#hi-fi
#object
#pants-solo
#urinal-background
4,538 5/5/2011 fancy book learning
deuce: MAXIMUM STEALTH deuce: DICKS ACQUIRED deuce: DECLOAKING
deuce
#cloaking
#crysis
#deuce-solo
#dicks
#stealth
#urinal-background
4,539 5/6/2011 don't give up the ghost
deuce: FOLKS THIS PORN ISN'T GOING TO BEAT ITSELF OFF pants: IT MIGHT!!!!!!! DON'T GIVE UP THE GHOST
deuce
pants
#beating-off
#deuce-pants
#folks
#ghost
#porn
#urinal-background
4,540 5/7/2011 but not both
deuce: IT'S NOT WHAT YOU KNOW IT'S WHO YOU GARK GARK GARK spigot: FOLKS IT CAN BE A SLOPPY *******OR******* A SWALLOW BUT NOT BOTH
deuce
spigot
#blowjob
#deuce-spigot
#gark
#or
#porn
#sloppy
#swallow
#urinal-background
#xor
4,541 5/8/2011 rape machine
deuce: XANAX + VODKA = <RAPE MACHINE ACTIVATED> pants: GO GO GO
deuce
pants
#alcohol
#deuce-pants
#drugs
#rape
#urinal-background
#xanax
4,542 5/9/2011 meanwhile back in the swamp
pants: RIBBIT pants: RIBBIT pants: RIBBIT pants: BALLS pants: RIBBIT pants: RIBBIT pants: RIBBIT pants: RIBBIT
pants
#balls
#frog
#mouse-cursor
#pants-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
4,543 5/10/2011 then breaks the dawn
spigot: GARBAGE DISPOSAL = 3 INCHES WIDE spigot: FROG = 8 INCHES WIDE spigot: WE HAVE A PROBLEM
spigot
#frog
#garbage-disposal
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
4,544 5/11/2011 c'mon
pants: T DEUCE GIVE ME HEAD IN THE SAUNA deuce: UMM pants: C'MON deuce: HMMM
deuce
pants
#blowjob
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#sauna
#urinal-background
4,545 5/12/2011 knees
deuce: MY DONG HAS KNEES deuce: IS THAT NORMAL
deuce
#deuce-solo
#dong
#knees
#normal
#woodring-field-background
4,546 5/13/2011 where the hell
spigot: WHERE THE HELL ARE MY COCKITY NUTS spigot: OKAY FOUND THEM
spigot
#bonequest-hi-fi
#nuts
#nuts-of-spigot
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
4,547 5/15/2011 suicide pills
spigot: WELPS TIME FOR MY PATIENCE PILLS spigot: DOOPS, TOOK THE SUICIDE PILLS spigot: IMPATIENTLY WAITING TO DIE spigot: FUCK IT, MORE SUICIDE PILLS GULP GOMPTH GURK spigot: OKAY THOSE WERE THE PATIENCE PILLS spigot: NEED A LABEL MAKER spigot: NOPE, SUDDENLY COMFORTABLE AND FEELIN' FINE spigot: DEAD
spigot
#pills
#spigot-solo
#suicide
#woodring-room-background
4,548 5/16/2011 friday night
pants: COSPLAY pants: LARPING pants: FILKING pants: RELOADING
pants
#filking
#friday
#huffy-pants
#panda
#pants-solo
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-field-background
4,549 5/17/2011 your video
spigot: YOUR VIDEO WILL BEGIN AFTER THIS ADVERTISEMENT spigot: 1:59 spigot: 1:58 spigot: OH COME ON spigot: 1:57 spigot: 1:56 spigot: JESUS H. CHRIST FUCKING HURRY UP spigot: 1:55
spigot
#jesus
#mousehole
#spigot-solo
#video
#woodring-room-background
#youtube
4,550 5/18/2011 hot buttered deuce
deuce: HYPERBOLIC deuce: SYLLABIC deuce: SESQUEDALYMISTIC
deuce
#adjectives
#blam
#deuce-solo
#isaac-hayes
#mousehole
#sfw
#somber-deuce
#vocabulary
#woodring-room-background
4,551 5/19/2011 new rule
deuce: LOOK: NO DICKSUCKING FOR 24 HOURS deuce: NEW RULE deuce: OKAY SUSPENDING NEW RULE (SUCK THIS)
deuce
#deuce-solo
#dicklicking
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
4,552 5/20/2011 i bite
pants: JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ pants: JJJJJJJJJJJ pants: JJJJJACK pants: ME pants: OFF pants: WITH pants: YOUR pants: FEET
pants
#foot-fetish
#footjob
#mouse-cursor
#pants-solo
#stuttering
#woodring-stairs-background
4,553 5/22/2011 king kong jungle isle
pants: SMASHING YOUR STUPID FACE : Microsoft Corporation product license dialogue box with deuce's face. : This product is licensed to King Kong, Jungle Isle.
pants
#behind-the-scenes
#laughing-deuce
#pants-solo
#title-mismatch
#violence
#woodring-stairs-background
4,554 5/23/2011 clearly a mistake
pants: LET'S WATERPROOF OUR POCKETS AND FILL THEM WITH PISS I'M THINKING ONE OR TWO LAYERS OF BLACK GARBAGE BAGS MOLDED INTO THE POCKET WITH HOT GLUE pants: NO RESULTS FOUND FOR "DO BUTTERFLIES HAVE BUTTHOLES". pants: IT WAS CLEARLY A MISTAKE TO RIG ME OUT WITH WHEELS
pants
#butterfly
#die-trying
#garbage-bag
#pants-solo
#piss
#waterproof
#woodring-stairs-background
4,555 5/24/2011 group grope
deuce: WHERE IS EVERYBODY spigot: GROUP GROPE spigot: BLHLRTUBHLAISEUG()**W$ deuce: WUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#groping
#woodring-room-background
4,556 5/25/2011 at least once in my life
spigot: I SHOULD PROBABLY BRING A GUN TO WORK AT LEAST ONCE IN MY LIFE
spigot
#black-background
#gun
#sfw
#spigot-solo
4,557 5/26/2011 the model will return shortly
deuce: YEAH BB 50 TOK FOR TITS
deuce
#black-background
#camgirls
#deuce-solo
4,558 5/27/2011 hand on knee
pants: BUT I'M WARNING YOU NO GAY GAMES pants: BY WHICH I MEAN HAND ON KNEE, TOUCHING ME ON THE LOWER BACK, SHIRTLESS IN THE HOT TUB AND SO FORTH
pants
#black-background
#gay-games
#pants-solo
#weird-pants-face
4,559 5/28/2011 chance not estimated
deuce: CAT VOMIT: FOUND, CHANCE ESTIMATED AT 25% deuce: CAT VOMIT: STEPPED IN BEFORE FOUND, CHANCE NOT ESTIMATED deuce: GUNS GUNS GUNS GUNS
deuce
#black-background
#cat-vomit
#deuce-solo
#gun
#probability
4,560 5/29/2011 mental patients
spigot: SAYS HERE CALIFORNIA WON'T SELL GUNS TO MENTAL PATIENTS pants: THE COOKIES HAVE FUDGE INSIDE THE FUDGE
pants
spigot
#california
#cookies
#fudge
#gun
#pants-spigot
#suicide
4,561 5/30/2011 you went there
spigot: YOU WENT THERE (POINTING ON THE FLOOR WHERE YOU WENT) spigot: I SEE YOU ALSO WENT THERE AND THERE AND THERE spigot: REALLY SEEING WHAT YOU DID THERE AND CONFIRMING THAT WHAT YOU SAID IS WHERE YOU WENT spigot: THE EXTRA MILE AND SUCH spigot: AND SO FORTH AND WHAT NOT AND ETCETERA AT THE END OF THE DAY spigot: CONNECTING THE DOTS WITH MY DUCKS IN A ROW spigot: BLAM BLAM DONGS spigot: FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER
spigot
#black-background
#duck
#gunshots
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#twitter
4,562 5/31/2011 like last time
deuce: DON'T PULL YOUR DICK OUT LIKE LAST TIME pants: FLOP
deuce
pants
#black-background
#deuce-pants
#dick
#flop
4,563 6/1/2011 leaning forward
deuce: I HAVE NO IDEA WHO VIEWED THAT MIDGET TRANNY PORN, SENATOR [LEANING FORWARD TO SPEAK INTO MICROPHONE]
deuce
#black-background
#congressional-testimony
#cspan
#deuce-solo
#midget
#senator
#trannies
#ts
4,564 6/2/2011 cranberry bog
spigot: BEETHOVEN'S FIFTH MOVEMENT ALL OVER YOUR FACE spigot: SING A SONG WITH THAT BROWN DILDO IN YOUR MOUTH spigot: FOLKS WE CAN'T ALL LICK DICK IN THE SAME CRANBERRY BOG
spigot
#beethoven
#black-background
#dildo
#folks
#mouse-cursor
#spigot-solo
4,565 6/3/2011 double tall
spigot: PRASHANT YOUR NONFAT ICED MOCHA IS READY spigot: (PRASHANT) spigot: GOT A DOUBLE-TALL VANILLA LATTE FOR PRASHANT
spigot
#green-background
#prashant
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#starbucks
4,566 6/4/2011 not really a solution
spigot: DRAWING DICKS ON MY FACE, PRETENDING TO PASS OUT (NOT REALLY A SOLUTION)
spigot
#black-background
#bonequest-hi-fi
#dicks
#spigot-solo
4,567 6/5/2011 about 80 years ago
spigot: EINSTEIN WAS ****RIGHT***** PEOPLE!!!!!!! spigot: ABOUT THE THING HE SAID WAS RIGHT THAT WE CONFIRMED WAS RIGHT ABOUT 80 YEARS AGO spigot: FOLKS IT'S STILL RIGHT spigot: IS ALL I'M SAYIN spigot: HE AND IT == BOTH RIGHT spigot: BOTH CONFIRMED spigot: (AGAIN) ONCE MORE spigot: I WILL DOUBLE CHECK
spigot
#einstein
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
4,568 6/6/2011 come back
spigot: BUH HUH I CAN BE FUNNY SEE LOOK WITH MY MAGIC pants: MAKE THE TIP OF MY DICK VANISH spigot: SAY GOODBYE TO SPIGOT (FOREVER) pants: COME BACK WITH MY TIP OF DICK
pants
spigot
#come-back
#goodbye-to-all-my-online-friends-forever
#huffy-pants
#pants-spigot
#stage-magic
#woodring-stairs-background
4,569 6/7/2011 can i come back to club gay
spigot: I HAVE LEARNED THE VALUE OF SIMPLY BEING MYSELF spigot: CAN I COME BACK TO THE GAY CLUB OR HAVE I BEEN EXCLUDED
spigot
#gay-club
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
4,570 6/8/2011 who won the war
deuce: T PANTS WHO WON THE FUCKING WAR pants: T DEUCE THE DONGS
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#mousehole
#war
#woodring-room-background
4,571 6/9/2011 Picture Of A Sock In The Parking Lot (Revisited)
sock
#parking-lot
#picture
#sfw
#sock
#sock-in-a-parking-lot
4,572 6/17/2011 back again
pants: TAKE YOUR GAS MASK EVERYWHERE pants: GROW YOUR OWN FOOD pants: PUT OUT YOUR PAPER FOR SALVAGE
pants
#deja-vu
#gas
#lynnea
#pants-solo
#prostitute
#sfw
#survival-tips
#uncredited-character
#white-background
4,573 6/18/2011 all wrapped up
deuce: EVERYBODY MEET ON JERKCITY IN FIVE MINUTES spigot: INSTEAD OF "SOYLENT" GREEN IT SHOULD BE "SOILED" BECAUSE I JUST TOOK A BIG FAT DUMP RIGHT HERE IN MY BEIGE LOAFERS EVERYONE pants: I'M ALL WRAPPED UP IN A DIAPER RIGHT NOW BUT OKAY pants: IF YOU DON'T MIND MY BUFFOONISH APPEARANCE I'LL BE THERE spigot: CC: EGG MCMUFFIN
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#diapers
#egg-mcmuffin
#incontinence
#mcdonalds
#soylent
#soylent-green
#woodring-field-background
4,574 6/19/2011 on a scale from
spigot: I WISH SOMEONE WOULD HONESTLY RATE MY DONG ON A SCALE FROM DICKS TO PRICKS
spigot
#dicks
#dongs
#pricks
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
4,575 6/20/2011 item zero
spigot: ALL THOSE IN FAVOR spigot: FOLKS THESE WOMEN NEED ROOMS TO CLEAN AND IF THERE'S NO spigot: EXCUSE ME I HAVE THE FLOOR spigot: THE FIRST ITEM IN THE ARRAY, ITEM ZERO, WILL BE DOGSHIT spigot: HANDS UP WHO KNOWS WHY IT'S CALLED ITEM ZERO spigot: HANDS UP WHO'S HEARD OF ARRAYS spigot: HANDS UP WHO LIKES DOGSHIT spigot: FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER
spigot
#dogshit
#mouse-cursor
#spigot-solo
#twitter
#white-background
4,576 6/21/2011 that would be cool
spigot: I'M A VAMPIRE deuce: ME TOO deuce: OKAY THAT WOULD BE COOL I GUESS spigot: WE CAN BE FAGGOTS spigot: LOVE deuce: GLUG
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#nuggh
#viscera
#white-background
4,577 6/22/2011 i will help you sleep
deuce: I'M A LATE-NIGHT BONER deuce: SUCK JUST ONE MORE OF ME BEFORE YOU GO TO BED deuce: I WILL HELP YOU SLEEP
deuce
#boner
#deuce-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
4,578 6/23/2011 knock it off
pants: OW spigot: KNOCK IT OFF
pants
spigot
#mousehole
#pants-spigot
#physical-comedy
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
4,579 6/25/2011 the third dimension is you
pants: IF YOU SEE A SOCK IN A PARKING LOT DON'T TOUCH IT THE MOTHER MIGHT REJECT IT THEN DEATH IS ALL BUT A CERTAINTY
pants
#pants-solo
#parking-lot
#sfw
#sock
#sock-in-a-parking-lot
#twitter
#woodring-room-background
4,580 6/26/2011 plz love him
atandt: T DEUCE PLZ LOVE ME deuce: I CANNOT atandt: T DEUCE PLZ TRY
atandt
deuce
#atandt-deuce
#atandt-deuce-disconnect
#drunk-deuce
#love
#mouse-cursor
#plz
#sfw
#u2
#white-background
4,581 6/27/2011 up the nuts
spigot: TRYING TO ENJOY A BOWL OF GRINS SMILES GIGGLES & LAUGHS HERE spigot: THAT CECIL THE ROBOT CRACKS ME UP THE NUTS
spigot
#filler-panel
#nuts
#robot
#spigot-solo
#up-the-nuts
#white-background
4,582 6/28/2011 the irc
spigot: THIS IS THE STIFFEST MY BONE HAS BEEN IN LIKE THREE WEEKS spigot: ALSO JERKCITY IS ON TONIGHT pants: HELLO? spigot: T DEUCE NOT SURE IF IT'S A REPEAT pants: HELLO? spigot: T DEUCE I'M ALREADY TAPING IT pants: IS THERE ANYONE HERE pants: IS THIS THE IRC OR JUST UNIX spigot: T DEUCE NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU pants: MY GOOD CHRIST spigot: SCOOT OVER
pants
spigot
#boner
#irc
#pants-spigot
#television
#unix
#weird-pants-face
#white-background
4,583 6/29/2011 $1.40
deuce: ALL THE NICKELS YOU CAN SWALLOW pants: TWENTY-EIGHT NICKELS, THEN
deuce
pants
#coinage
#deuce-pants
#money
#nickels
#white-background
4,584 6/30/2011 a game of nuts
pants: DON'T SHOOT I CRIED pants: BUT THEN IT WAS TOO LATE pants: I HAD TO LICK ALL THEIR DICKS deuce: CHALLENGE ME TO A GAME OF NUTS
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dicklicking
#drunk-deuce
#nuts
#white-background
4,585 7/1/2011 pants slowly raises his hand
deuce: HANDS UP WHO JERKS OFF TO CHARLIZE THERON : PANTS SLOWLY RAISES HIS HAND deuce: T PANTS I AM CHARLIZE THERON pants: I SUCK COCK YOU KNOW deuce: I SEE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#mouse-cursor
#white-background
4,586 7/2/2011 down into you
pants: CAN I GO DOWN INTO YOU deuce: YOU CAN GIVE ME HEAD pants: IS THAT THE SAME THING? deuce: FOR THE PURPOSES OF THIS CONVERSATION AND ME GETTING A BLOWJOB: YES
pants
#deuce-pants
#white-background
4,587 7/3/2011 stray mouse cursor in panel 2
pants: I AM FROTHING AT THE MOUTH deuce: I AM PARTICIPATING IN THAT UNPRECDENTED EVENT deuce: WHAT A MISSING E SOMEWHERE IN THERE pants: I WILL LEND YOU ONE: FFFFFFFFFFFF deuce: JUST NOT HELPFUL AT ALL
deuce
pants
#bonequest-hd
#deuce-pants
#huffy-pants
#mouse-cursor
#mouth
#pants-lending-letters
#sfw
#typo
#white-background
4,588 7/4/2011 your face and your neck
pants: I LOVE YOU deuce: IN YOUR OWN WAY
deuce
pants
#a-love-story
#deuce-pants
#love
#null
#sfw
#title-mismatch
#white-background
4,589 7/5/2011 nutcracker
spigot: OKAY YOU PROMISED A TRIP TO THE DEANZA FLINT CENTER FOR A PERFORMANCE OF THE NUTCRACKER AND THIS IS HARDLY A SUBSTITUTE pants: IT'S ALL I COULD AFFORD
pants
spigot
#deanza-college
#mouse-cursor
#nutcracker
#pants-spigot
#white-background
4,590 7/6/2011 cockflash
pants: HLGAHALGHLU AHGLUHGLAG deuce: BLAGHALUGAG HULBAGHAG pants: T DEUCE I WILL KONK MYSELF ON THE HEAD AND CALL MYSELF SILLY deuce: T PANTS CAN I ASSIST YOU IN ANY WAY pants: T DEUCE I CANNOT SEE (COCKBLIND) deuce: T PANTS COCKFLASH
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#huffy-pants
#physical-comedy
#white-background
4,591 7/7/2011 one last time
spigot: CAN WE PLEASE ALL PISS TOGETHER ONE LAST TIME pants: A HOLIDAY FISTING
pants
spigot
#fisting
#holiday
#pants-spigot
#piss
#white-background
4,592 7/8/2011 weather alert
pants: BE SURE TO USE YOUR WIPERS BECAUSE IT'S SNOWING COOKIES
pants
#cookies
#doubting-thomas
#pants-solo
#sfw
#snowing-cookies
#weather
4,593 7/9/2011 thoughts, feelings
pants: ALUGHALGHLAGHLAHG pants: OH SO WE'RE DOING THE BLACK BACKGROUND FOR A WHILE pants: ALL RIGHT I CAN WORK WITH THIS
pants
#black-background
#meta
#mouse-cursor
#pants-solo
#sfw
4,594 7/10/2011 a big joke
spigot: SERIOUS COCKS WAITING FOR ME IN THE STUDENT LOUNGE spigot: OKAY GUESS THE FLYER WAS A BIG JOKE spigot: GUESS I'LL TRUDGE ON OVER TO THE CAFE D'NUTS
spigot
#black-background
#cafe-d-nuts
#mouse-cursor
#spigot-solo
4,595 7/11/2011 scolded
pants: TSK TSK TSK
pants
#black-background
#mouse-cursor
#pants-solo
#punishment
#sfw
4,596 7/12/2011 there is no god
pants: PRICKS OF MASS DISTRACTION THAT'S FOR SURE pants: I SAID **DISTRACTION** pants: BOMB GOES OFF ALL LIFE EXTERMINATED DOMINANT POPULATION IS NOW RABBITS THERE IS NO GOD WE ARE ALL MULCH FOREVER
pants
#black-background
#mulch
#nihilism
#pants-solo
#pricks
#rabbits
#wmd
4,597 7/13/2011 female wandered into panel 2
pants: DUMP NEEDS ATTENTION (TAPE POSITIONING ERROR): DO YOU WANT TO ATTEMPT TO CONTINUE? ("YES" OR "NO") spigot: T DEUCE CAN YOU REBOOT JERKCITY FOR ME (IT'S NO LONGER FUNNY) spigot: I.E. STUPID
pants
spigot
#alan-parsons
#black-background
#bug-report
#dump
#lynnea
#pants-spigot
#prostitute
#reboot
#sfw
#stupid
#tape
#uncredited-character
#unfunny
#unix
4,598 7/14/2011 jerkcity: the compleat apventure
spigot: CAUSE IF YOU LICK MY DICK spigot: MY ACHEY BREAKY DICK spigot: HELLO
spigot
#billy-ray-cyrus
#black-background
#deja-vu
#mouse-cursor
#singing
#spigot-solo
4,599 7/15/2011 dial tone
spigot: BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP BEEP BOOP BEEP spigot: CAUSE IF YOU LICK MY D spigot: HELLO
spigot
#black-background
#crank-call
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#telephone
#telephony
4,600 7/16/2011 die trying
spigot: ***GROUNDS*** FOR DIVORCE!!!!!! A HILARIOUS WEB-COMIC ALL ABOUT COFFEE AND WIFE-BEATING pants: USING AN OLD BOX-OF-WINE TO HOLD MY 5 1/4" DISKETTES pants: COFFEE IN ONE HAND AND COMIC BOOKS IN THE OTHER pants: I WILL BEAT YOU OFF OR DIE TRYING
pants
spigot
#black-background
#coffee
#die-trying
#mouse-cursor
#pants-spigot
#web-comic
#wife-beating
4,601 7/17/2011 fluffy four-stack
spigot: BREAKFAST WITH IHOP spigot: A FLUFFY FOUR-STACK OF PIPING HOT GRIDDLECAKES spigot: AND REAL CREAMERY DONGBUTTER spigot: ***SCREECH*** SAY WHAT??????? CGI PENGUINS
spigot
#black-background
#dongbutter
#food
#penguin
#spigot-solo
4,602 7/18/2011 need to take a shit
spigot: NEED TO TAKE A SHIT spigot: NOT SURE IF I SHOULD DO IT ON THAT ONE LADY'S DESK spigot: OR THAT OTHER LADY'S FACE spigot: ASKING LADY 1 TO PUT HER FACE ON LADY 2'S DESK spigot: WELL NOW I DON'T HAVE TO SHIT ANYMORE spigot: WAIT HERE GOES spigot: SIGH!!!!! WHERE DID LADY 1 GO spigot: I CAN'T BE TAKING TWO SHITS, ONE OVER HERE AND WAY OVER THERE
spigot
#desk
#office-antics
#shit
#spigot-solo
4,603 7/19/2011 warning
pants: HOLD IT pants: HOLD IT pants: HOLD IT pants: HOLD IT pants: YOU CAN'T GO IN THERE
pants
#abstract
#microsoft-chat
#pants-solo
#sfw
4,604 7/20/2011 five bright flashbulb pics
spigot: PLEASE SLIDE YOUR BALLS ALONG THE INK PAD AND TAKE A SEAT ON THIS CLEAN WHITE PAPER spigot: AND AGAIN spigot: JUST GONNA PUT MY FINGERS ABOVE YOUR DONG AND ROLL IT FROM LEFT TO RIGHT OVER THE SECOND INK PAD spigot: THERE WE GO spigot: NOW FIVE BRIGHT FLASHBULB PICS OF YOUR DONG AND DRAWING DICKS ON YOUR FACE spigot: YOU'RE FREE TO GO spigot: OOP, HOLD ON PUNCH POUND SQUIRT spigot: WE NEED TO START OVER
spigot
#balls
#black-background
#physical-comedy
#spigot-solo
#title-mismatch
4,605 7/21/2011 diapers under your dockers
pants: THIS IS RADIO FREE JERKCITY COMING TO YOU FROM AROUND THE WORLD AND UNDER THE SINK pants: THIS STUFF IS BOTTLED AT THE SOURCE (DIAPERS UNDER YOUR DOCKERS) BRACE YOURSELF FOR THE POWER AND THE WISDOM (FISTICUFFS ENSUE) pants: TRY TAKING A PICTURE OF YOUR PENIS AND SAVING IT IN JPEG FORM (NOT TIFF, THAT'S TOO LARGE) AND THEN E-MAILING IT TO EVERYBODY (AS AN ATTACHMENT)
pants
#blue-background
#diapers
#dockers
#email
#funloving-nonsense
#image-format
#pants-solo
#pants-under-the-sink
#penis
#sink
4,606 7/22/2011 go west young man
pants
#camgirl
#picture
#porn
#prostitute
4,607 7/23/2011 do i have to look
pants: IS THE JERKCITY ARTICLE DELETED YET deuce: DO I HAVE TO LOOK pants: NO NOT REALLY pants: WILL YOU HOLD MY HAND DURING CAPTAIN AMERICA
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#marvel
#sfw
#white-background
#wikipedia
4,608 7/24/2011 this is the zodiac speaking
pants: KILL/SLF/DR HELP/ME/KILL/MYSELF GAS/CHAMBER AEIOUR/DAYS/QUESTIONSABLE EVERYY/WAKING MOMENT/IM/ALIVE MY/PRIDE/LOST I/CANT/GO ON/LIVING/IN/THIS/WAY KILLING/PEOPLE/I/HAV/KILLD pants: SO/MANY/PEOPLE/CANT/HELP/MYSELF M/SO/ANGRY I/COULD/DO/MY/THING/IM/ALONE IN/THIS/WORLD MY/WHOLE/LIFE FUL/O/LIES/IM/UNABLE/TO/STOP pants: BY/THE/TIME/YOU/SOLVE/THIS/I/WILL/HAV/KILLD ELEVEN/PEOPLE PLEASE/HELP/ME/STOP/KILLING/PEOPLE PLEASE/MY/NAME/IS/PANTS/FROM/JERKCITY
pants
#current-events
#gas
#gas-chamber
#lynnea
#pants-from-jerkcity
#pants-solo
#prostitute
#uncredited-character
#white-background
#zodiac-killer
4,609 7/25/2011 control open apple reset
.(spigot): JUST GOING TO PICTURE A COLD TOILET SEAT
spigot
#apple
#apple-ii
#spigot-solo
#toilet
4,610 7/26/2011 learn you good
spigot: IS IT TWO CODEINE OR TWO HUNDRED CODEINE spigot: WITH MY NESTLE QUIK
spigot
#codeine
#spigot-solo
#white-background
4,611 7/27/2011 on the history
spigot: I'M BUSY STUDYING UP ON THE HISTORY OF BLACK COCK
spigot
#black-cock
#history
#spigot-solo
4,612 7/28/2011 long pause
spigot: I DON'T HAVE A PRICK IN MY FACE PEOPLE spigot: [LONG PAUSE] spigot: THANKS FOR TRYING TO CHEER ME UP
spigot
#bunny
#pricks
#spigot-solo
#white-background
4,613 7/29/2011 a secret crush on spigot
spigot: WHAT I READ INTO THAT IS THAT SHE HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON ME AND SHE WANTS ME TO SLASH HER TIRES spigot: COULD I JUST GET MY POTSTICKERS MINUS THE INVOLVED POETRY SLAM spigot: THE OLD PAGE CAN BE FOUND HERE: _THE TOILET_
spigot
#potstickers
#spigot-solo
#toilet
#white-background
4,614 7/30/2011 bashing my head
spigot: WHY ARE YOU BASHING MY HEAD/HAIR AGAINST THE WINDSHIELD OF MY NEWLY LEASED VOLKSWAGEN BEETLE?!?!?!?!?!?!
spigot
#spigot-solo
#violence
#violent-disapproval
#white-background
4,615 7/31/2011 individual discussion groups
spigot: LET'S BREAK THIS UP INTO INDIVIDUAL DISCUSSION GROUPS spigot: HUR BUH DUH HURF BLUH GURF
spigot
#mouse-cursor
#spigot-solo
4,616 8/1/2011 beating off at macy's
pants: "MACY'S CONDEMNS THIS TYPE OF IMPROPER BEHAVIOR AND DOES EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO PREVENT IT. WHEN ANY ASSOCIATE OR CUSTOMER WITNESSES INCIDENTS SUCH AS THIS, WE URGE THEM TO REPORT IT TO STORE MANAGEMENT SO THAT WE CAN TAKE THE APPROPRIATE ACTION, INCLUDING ALERTING LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT." deuce: AHLGHALUGHUALGHLAG pants: HALGHALUGHALGHALG deuce: DID YOU BEAT OFF THERE AGAIN pants: BALGHLAGBLUAHGLAG
deuce
pants
#beating-off
#deuce-pants
#huffy-pants
#macys
#voyeurism
#white-background
4,617 8/2/2011 is that an apple
deuce: T SPIGOT GAPE LOVERS NO. 6 SCENE 1
deuce
pants
#deuce-spigot
#porn
#white-background
4,618 8/3/2011 best friends forever
deuce: I MASTURBATED spigot: WILL YOU ACCEPT THIS ROSE deuce: YES (BACK TO MASTURBATING)
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#diaper
#drunk-deuce
#masturbation
#the-bachelor
#white-background
4,619 8/4/2011 a power of two
deuce: CODENAME: PILE OF SHIT spigot: IS MY HIDEOUS FAT FACE A POWER OF 2 pants: HUGS FOR ALL
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#fat
#math
#shit
#white-background
4,620 8/5/2011 summer blockbuster
deuce: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF HELP ME deuce: FPTHHTHHHHH I'M COVERED IN DICKS AND THEY'RE SWARMING ME pants: CHOMP HORMPH HOAGHULAGHLAHGLAHGLAHGLAHLGUHALG YOU ARE SAFE deuce: T PANTS THANK YOU I AM FOREVER IN YOUR DEBT pants: UP UP AND AWAY
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#weird-pants-face
#white-background
4,621 8/6/2011 and then the squirting began
deuce: AN URGENT RUNNY SHIT INTERRUPTED ME pants: AND THEN THE SQUIRTING BEGAN deuce: INDEED IT WAS SQUIRTING AND BURNING, NO QUESTION pants: THREE WIVES SIX SHRINKS AND I STILL LOVE WHORES
deuce
pants
#cricket
#deuce-pants
#filler-panel
#huffy-pants
#shit
#squirt
#white-background
4,622 8/7/2011 undersides
pants: SUBDIVIDED INTO QUEER UNITS pants: FIDDLE WITH MY UNDERSIDES pants: SALIVARY GLANDS WORKING OVERTIME HUALGHA87GAYGHAG
pants
#pants-solo
#white-background
4,623 8/8/2011 all the same gun
spigot: AT FIRST I LIKED THE COCK-AND-BALLS GUN, THEN I LIKED THE PEW PEW LASER GUN deuce: ALL THE SAME GUN
deuce
spigot
#balls
#cocks
#deuce-spigot
#gun
#piss
#white-background
4,624 8/9/2011 pisspigs
pants: P I S S P I G S deuce: I PROCLAIM NO FOREKNOWLEDGE OF THAT MESSAGE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#piss
#pisspigs
#white-background
4,625 8/10/2011 free software
deuce: I'D LIKE TO SHARE MY DEEP PHILOSOPHY OF FREE SOFTWARE WITH YOU: FFHHHTH THTHTHH FHFH HUGE COILED SHIT FOR YOUR GAZE
deuce
#deuce-solo
#philosophy
#shit
#white-background
4,626 8/11/2011 on the count of three
spigot: ON THE COUNT OF THREE EVERYONE LICK DICK spigot: MEVER MINB
pants
spigot
#dicklicking
#dicks
#pants-spigot
#white-background
4,627 8/12/2011 anyone here
spigot: ANYONE HERE BEATING IT!!!!!!!!!!????? deuce: NO deuce: T SPIGOT YES spigot: ATE TOO MANY MASHED POTATOES spigot: NEED SOMEONE TO COME DOWN TO FAGTOWN AND HUG ME / HOLD ME
deuce
spigot
#beating-off
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#fagtown
#gayification
#mashed-potatoes
#white-background
4,628 8/13/2011 gross gay planets
deuce: PLUTO AND ITS FAGGOT MOONS pants: GROSS GAY PLANETS
deuce
pants
#astronomy
#charon
#deuce-pants
#gay
#hydra
#kerberos
#nix
#planets
#pluto
#science
#styx
#white-background
4,629 8/14/2011 exactly one hour
spigot: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT spigot: IT'S DAYLIGHT SAVINGS AND I MISSED ALL THE COCK BY EXACTLY ONE HOUR spigot: I'M GOING TO LEAVE A NOTE
spigot
#spigot-solo
#white-background
4,630 8/15/2011 merely fifty repetitions
pants: WHY I LICK DICK IN FIFTY WORDS OR LESS deuce: UNFORTUNATELY IT IS MERELY FIFTY REPETITIONS OF THE WORD "GAY"
deuce
pants
#cocks
#deuce-pants
#dicklicking
#gay
#mustard
#repetition
#white-background
4,631 8/16/2011 long and gay and fat
spigot: A BIG DISCUSSION THAT LASTED LONG AND GAY AND FAT INTO THE NIGHT spigot: THERE WAS A LOT OF TOUCHING spigot: EVENTUALLY WE FIGURED OUT HOW TO INSTALL MICROSOFT PROJECT AND WE GENERATED A TIMELINE FOR MY BALLS
spigot
#balls
#microsoft
#mouse-cursor
#spigot-solo
#white-background
4,632 8/17/2011 can't see the forest
spigot: I CAN'T SEE THE FOREST FOR THE DICKS spigot: KINDA JUST WANT TO STICK WITH THE DICKS
spigot
#birthday-strip
#dicks
#forest
#spigot-solo
#white-background
4,633 8/18/2011 poo on the walls
pants: MINECRAFT.JERKCITY.COM pants: WATCH ME RUB POO ON THE WALLS, ON MY CHEST pants: THESE GUYS TRULY HAVE YOUR BEST INTEREST AS THEIR NUMBER ONE PRIORITY
pants
#dj-rapekit
#minecraft
#pants-solo
#poo
#shameless-self-promotion
#white-background
4,634 8/19/2011 shooting spree
pants: BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM pants: RELOADING pants: BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
pants
#gun
#pants-solo
#repetition
#violence
#white-background
4,635 8/20/2011 an unholy mess of a girl
pants: I AM NOT A PLEASURE UNIT pants: BREAK BREAK pants: I'M SUCH AN UNHOLY MESS OF A GIRL
pants
#badly-pasted-title
#dj-rapekit
#pants-solo
4,636 8/21/2011 fail
spigot: FAIL!!!!!!!! HE THREW A GUM WRAPPER AT THE TRASH CAN BUT IT BOUNCED OFF THE EDGE!!!!!!!!! FREEZE FRAME / GOOD WORK EINSTEIN spigot: FAIL!!!!!!!!!! A WORD SPELLED WRONG!!!!!!!! FAIL!!!!!!! IT LOOKS LIKE A DICK IF YOU SQUINT!!!!!!!! FAIL!!!!!!!! spigot: SOMEONE ON FACEBOOK SAID SOMETHING DUMB!!!!!!! FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL PREROLL VIDEO ADS FOR AN ANIMATED GIF YOU SAW 10 YEARS AGO
spigot
#fail
#spigot-solo
#white-background
4,637 8/22/2011 posing in front of the cock billboard
spigot: TEACH ME TO SQUIRT deuce: OH DEAR
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#minecraft
#minecraft-background
4,638 8/23/2011 sunglasses
pants: SERIOUSLY WHAT DID YOU IDIOTS DO WITH MY SUNGLASSES deuce: NO IDEA WHERE THEY WENT
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#huffy-pants
#minecraft
#minecraft-background
#mouse-cursor
#sunglasses
4,639 8/24/2011 creeper alert
pants: HALGHLUAUH GULAHGULHULAG LGHLAGLHALUGLAG CREEPER GBGHLUAGBLAGUH BLABGLBGAL
pants
#creeper
#minecraft
#pants-solo
#uncategorized-background
4,640 8/25/2011 hug nasa
pants: AND NOW, A POEM: pants: BALLS ON MY CHIN pants: AGAIN
pants
#balls
#minecraft
#minecraft-background
#mouse-cursor
#nasa
#pants-solo
#poetry
4,641 8/26/2011 dongs at dawn
deuce: WHO WANTS TO JERK UNTIL THE MORNING SUN ?!?!?!?!? deuce: ARE YOU WITH ME PEOPLE ?!?!?!?!??!?!?! pants: SOILED spigot: I'VE ONLY GOT UNTIL THE MORNING LIGHT, THEN I DO DONGS AT DAWN ON KOFY TV-20 deuce: TRAITOR
deuce
pants
spigot
#bay-area
#deuce-pants-spigot
#san-francisco
#tv-20
#white-background
4,642 8/27/2011 you are eating all the dots
pants: YOU ARE EATING ALL THE DOTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DEMAND AN IMMEDIATE REGURGITATION spigot: KAFF KAFF spigot: . . . . . . . . . . . pants: THANK YOU spigot: BLLLLLL
pants
spigot
#kaff
#pac-man
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#white-background
4,643 8/28/2011 absolutely required
deuce: WILL THERE BE A PARADE pants: THAT IS ABSOLUTELY REQUIRED
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#parade
#sfw
#white-background
4,644 8/29/2011 did we get it right
pants: DID WE GET IT RIGHT net: I THINK SO pants: GREAT - THAT'S ONE FOR THE GODDAMN BOOKS THEN pants: FORWARD MARRRRRRRRCH
net
pants
#net-pants
#sfw
#white-background
4,645 8/30/2011 but gosh
pants: GIVING MYSELF HEAD AT WORK DURING BUSINESS HOURS pants: MY NECK HURTS BUT GOSH I'M NEVER SITTING UP STRAIGHT AGAIN pants: SUCK THE DICK YOU FAT OLD MAN
pants
#fat-old-man
#white-background
4,646 8/31/2011 protest song
spigot: I'LL BAKE CUPCAKES WITH FROSTING AND FLAGS TO PROTEST WHY BLACK PEOPLE HAVE TO SUCK DICK AT THE REAR OF THE STALL
spigot
#civil-rights
#spigot-solo
#white-background
4,647 9/1/2011 the news
pants: AND THEN THERE WAS SILENCE pants: FOLLOWED BY HLAHGULAUGH LAHLAHGLUAHG pants: AND THAT'S ALL THE NEWS WE HAVE TONIGHT
pants
#mouse-cursor
#news
#pants-solo
#white-background
4,648 9/2/2011 very good please continue
pants: I AM A GAY MALE AND I AM WILLING TO PROVE IT deuce: PLEASE CONTINUE pants: AND A ONE AND A TWO AND A HAULGHLAGLAHGLUAHGULAHGL deuce: VERY GOOD PLEASE CONTINUE pants: LIFT ME UP AND CONSUME THE CONTENTS OF MY GAY ADULT MALE DIAPER deuce: GAHLGHALUGHALUGHLAG
deuce
pants
#adult-gay-male
#deuce-pants
#diaper
#diapers
#dicklicking
#gay
#gay-male
#shit
#white-background
4,649 9/3/2011 fool him into disrobing
spigot: DON'T BELIEVE THE HYPE!!!!!!! MY BALLS ARE JUST FINE pants: T SPIGOT I THINK WE CAN FOOL HIM INTO DISROBING IF WE CALL THE WHOLE THING "A CONTEST" OR SAY THAT ANTIQUES AND BIRD FOOD ARE THE PRIZE OR WHATEVER
atandt
pants
spigot
#antiques
#atandt-pants-spigot
#balls
#bird-food
#contest
#fighting-irish-pose
#mouse-cursor
#nuts-of-spigot
#white-background
4,650 9/4/2011 punch pound
dick: LET'S PLAY HIDE AND GO RAPE deuce: LANGUAGE bung: HOW ABOUT HIDE AND GO FUCK YOURSELF
bung
deuce
dick
#bung-deuce-dick
#go-fuck-yourself
#nuggh
#rape
#watch-the-profanity
#woodring-stairs-background
4,651 9/5/2011 design by spigot
spigot: LET'S GET WOODEN NAPKIN RINGS AND REALLY LAY THE TABLE RIGHT
spigot
#napkin-rings
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
4,652 9/6/2011 higher education
spigot: I REALLY JUST WANT TO GO BACK TO DEANZA AND GET MY DEGREE spigot: MY DEGREE IN COCKSUCKERY THAT IS
spigot
#cocksucking
#deanza-college
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
4,653 9/7/2011 who's with me people
spigot: TIME FOR A TALL FROSTY GLASS OF SUDS AT CLUB QUEER - WHO'S WITH ME PEOPLE spigot: WE CAN LISTEN TO ERASURE ON THE RIDE OVER spigot: I DIDN'T WEAR THESE PANTS FOR NOTHING
pants
spigot
#club-queer
#erasure
#mouse-cursor
#pants-spigot
#woodring-stairs-background
4,654 9/8/2011 done and done
spigot: GURGLING AND BUBBLING IT UP AND OUT THE MOUTH pants: BE GAY WITH ME deuce: DONE AND DONE
deuce
pants
spigot
#be-gay-with-me
#deuce-pants-spigot
#huffy-pants
#mouse-cursor
#woodring-field-background
4,655 9/9/2011 2 3 7
deuce: JERKCITY TWO THREE SEVEN, DESCEND TO FLIGHT LEVEL ONE SIX HUNDRED, EXPEDITE deuce: RECIPROCAL TRAFFIC, I REPEAT, DESCEND TO FLIGHT LEVEL ONE SIX HUNDRED, EXPEDITE deuce: JERKCITY TWO THREE SEVEN, PLEASE RESPOND deuce: JERKCITY TWO THREE SEVEN, AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL deuce: [MUFFLED] I THINK WE LOST THEM
deuce
#atc
#deuce-solo
#radio
4,656 9/10/2011 e i e i o
deuce: DIARRHEA TO THE FACE pants: E I E I O deuce: I WAS THINKING MORE "DOO DAH / DOO DAH" NOW THAT YOU PUT A BEAT TO IT
deuce
pants
#camptown-races
#deuce-pants
#diarrhea
#huffy-pants
#nuggh
#old-macdonald
#singing
#woodring-room-background
4,657 9/11/2011 glass and soy
deuce: I WAS JUST MOVING SHIT AROUND SMACKED TWO SOY SAUCE BOTTLES INTO EACH OTHER AND MADE AN IMPRESSIVE GLASS-AND-SOY SAUCE MESS ALL OVER EVERYTHING
deuce
#black-background
#deuce-solo
4,658 9/12/2011 float through the air
pants: PLEASE HELP ME TO FLOAT THROUGH THE AIR deuce: GLAHGLAHG pants: TIE A STRING TO ME THIS TIME deuce: I PROMISED TO INFLATE YOU WITH HELIUM OR SOME OTHER GAY GAS BUT THAT IS WHERE MY RESPONSIBILITY IN THIS MATTER ENDS
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#gas
#gay
#helium
#huffy-pants
#white-background
4,659 9/13/2011 in a fine mist
spigot: FZZZZZZZZZZZTTTT spigot: WOOD CHIPPER AND SPRAY OF CHIPS AHOY PARTICLES spigot: PARTICULATE MATTER IN A FINE MIST OF BARELY NOTICEABLE CHOCOLATE SHAVINGS
spigot
#chips-ahoy
#food
#physical-comedy
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#white-background
4,660 9/14/2011 important message follows
spigot: FOR GODS SAKE I NEED MY HEAD IN THE TOILET
spigot
#spigot-solo
#toilet
#white-background
4,661 9/15/2011 never letting go
pants: IT'S COLD AT THE WINDY BUS STOP pants: CLAMPING DOWN, NEVER LETTING GO pants: EVERYBODY INTO THE FISTING SLING
pants
#clamping
#fisting
#fisting-sling
#lynnea
#pants-solo
#prostitute
#uncredited-character
#white-background
4,662 9/20/2011 this wig, this hoop skirt
pants: WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LOVE ME NORMALLY WHY DO I HAVE TO WEAR THIS WIG, THIS HOOP SKIRT, THIS GIANT COMICALLY-SIZED HULK FIST deuce: THE MORE YOU TALK THE HARDER IT IS TO GET A BONER AND THE MORE I'M GOING TO MAKE IT HURT
deuce
pants
#badly-pasted-title
#boner
#deuce-pants
#hulk
#violence
#woodring-field-background
4,663 9/21/2011 dildoed by a nutwad
pants: FANNYPACKS IN THE CASTRO!!!!!!! spigot: FOLKS I'VE BEEN DILDOED BY A NUTWAD
pants
spigot
#bay-area
#cropped
#dildo
#fannypacks
#folks
#pants-spigot
#san-francisco
#woodring-field-background
4,664 9/22/2011 penis pumps
deuce: PENIS PUMPS pants: GODDAMN YOU
deuce
pants
#balls
#deuce-pants
#penis-pumps
#woodring-field-background
4,665 9/23/2011 the bonking
spigot: BONK BONK BONK BONK spigot: BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK spigot: BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK EH FUCK IT
spigot
#bonk
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
4,666 9/24/2011 could you do me a favor
deuce: COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR pants: ? deuce: COULD YOU SUCK ON MY LITTLE TINY PENCIL DICK pants: I CAN BE THERE IN 40 MINS, 30 IF I DON'T SHOWER deuce: I DON'T THINK A SHOWER IS NECESSARY SINCE I'M JUST GOING TO JIZZ ALL OVER YOU AND THEREBY MAKE YOU DIRTY pants: K
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dick
#dicksucking
#jizz
#pencil-dick
#shower
#woodring-field-background
4,667 9/25/2011 jean-charles and the nuts
spigot: I JUST SHOWED MY NUTS TO JEAN-CHARLES AND HE DIDN'T THINK IT WAS SO FUNNY deuce: OH IS THAT BECAUSE HE'S FRENCH spigot: AND FAT, YOU KEEP FORGETTING deuce: RIGHT YEAH THANKS
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#fat
#jean-charles
#nuts
#nuts-of-spigot
#woodring-field-background
4,668 9/26/2011 beep beep beep beep
pants: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP pants: SOME MANNER OF DICK-LOVING DUMPTRUCK I AM pants: ^C spigot: I'LL CATCH YOU
pants
spigot
#beep
#control-character
#dick
#dumptruck
#pants-spigot
#woodring-field-background
4,669 9/27/2011 or grass grower for a farmer
pants: I EAT HUMANS deuce: I JUST EAT THE HEADS
deuce
pants
#bonequest-hi-fi
#deuce-pants
#food
#humans
#woodring-field-background
4,670 9/28/2011 where in the world
pants: OW deuce: WHERE IN THE WORLD DID YOU GUYS PUT MY BRA spigot: KNOCK IT OFF
deuce
pants
spigot
#bra
#deuce-pants-spigot
#huffy-pants
#woodring-field-background
4,671 9/29/2011 he has something to say
deuce: I WANT YOUR FULL AND UNDIVIDED ATTENTION deuce: WHOEVER STOLE MY BRA SHOULD REALLY RETURN IT RIGHT ABOUT NOW
deuce
#bra
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#theft
#woodring-field-background
4,672 9/30/2011 don't know where it comes from
deuce: HATE TO BOTHER YOU GUYS AGAIN deuce: BUT I'D REALLY LIKE MY BRA BACK deuce: BLHLBAHLABHLABLHABLHABHL
deuce
#bra
#deuce-solo
#woodring-field-background
4,673 10/1/2011 under construction pardon our dust
spigot: I'M GAY ALL OVER AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME
spigot
#spigot-solo
#title-mismatch
#woodring-field-background
4,674 10/2/2011 making or losing
spigot: WHEN JERKCITY GOES DOWN DOES THAT MEAN I'M MAKING OR LOSING MONEY spigot: STUFF ME IN A CONFERENCE ROOM AND STRAIGHTEN ME OUT deuce: T SPIGOT AMBER LYNN !!!!!!!!! spigot: BORED OF HER FAT FACE, LAME EYESHADOW AND 80'S DEMEANOR
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#porn
4,675 10/6/2011 absolutely everywhere
pants: HUBBLE MURFFF BUHHHHH HUB GOBBLE BLURP MMM DICK spigot: SLOPPY pants: THANK YOU pants: SALIVA EVERYWHERE
pants
spigot
#mountain-background
#murf
#pants-spigot
#weird-pants-face
4,676 10/7/2011 some i eat
pants: SOME I EAT, SOME I LET GO pants: READY?????????????? GO!!!!!!!!!!! OH YOU FAILED pants: THE TYRANNY OF THE URINAL
pants
#pants-solo
#urinal
4,677 10/8/2011 my soul
pants: GIVE ME MY SOUL BACK dick: IT'S RATHER STICKY AT THIS POINT HOPE YOU DON'T MIND
dick
pants
#boner
#dick-pants
#huffy-pants
#mousehole
#sfw
#soul
#woodring-room-background
4,678 10/9/2011 son of a bitch
pants: I'M DOCTOR PRICK pants: RX pants: CALL ME DOC DONG
pants
#doctor
#dong
#flipper-baby
#pants-solo
#prick
#woodring-room-background
4,679 10/10/2011 just like the sign says
spigot: CHOKING THEM ALL DOWN AT ONCE!!!!!!!! LIKE THE SIGN SAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot
#spigot-solo
4,680 10/11/2011 there's a bee in here
deuce: POKE POKE POKE WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE pants: MY ALONE TIME deuce: WHAM WHAM WHAM WHERE'S MY STATUS REPORT pants: NOTHING !!! I'M WRAPPING YOUR PRESENT !!! DON'T COME IN deuce: HURGLE BURGLE pants: THERE'S A BEE IN HERE !!!
deuce
pants
#bee
#deuce-pants
#dogshit
#huffy-pants
#woodring-den-background
4,681 10/12/2011 anything men can do
spigot: WOMEN ARE NUMBER ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: THEY CAN DO ANYTHING MEN CAN DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: LET'S HEAR IT FOR PROSTITUTES AND HUMILIATING JIZZ VIDEOS
spigot
#jizz
#misogyny
#mountain-background
#prostitute
#spigot-solo
4,682 10/13/2011 how i hurt my back
spigot: SUCKING YOUR OWN DICK IS HARD pants: THAT'S HOW I HURT MY BACK
pants
spigot
#auto-fellatio
#injury
#mountain-background
#pants-spigot
4,683 10/14/2011 now that's just mean spirited
spigot: I REMEMBER WHEN DEUCE USED TO BE FUNNY deuce: T SPIGOT NOW THAT'S JUST MEAN-SPIRITED MISTER
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#sfw
4,684 10/15/2011 not sure
spigot: DON'T TALK TO ME IF YOU'RE NOT A GIRL bung: T SPIGOT HI [NOT SURE]
bung
spigot
#bung-spigot
#mountain-background
#sfw
4,685 10/16/2011 the magic word
deuce: YOU SAID THE MAGIC WORD dick: DO I WIN THE SPECIAL COCK?
deuce
dick
#cocks
#deuce-dick
#magic-word
#woodring-field-background
4,686 10/17/2011 touch it all
deuce: TOUCH IT ALL pants: NO deuce: WHY NOT pants: AFRAID deuce: BE CALM, LITTLE ONE AND FUCKING TOUCH IT
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#sfw
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-stairs-background
4,687 10/18/2011 please don't abuse the help
pants: I SAID PELLEGRINO IN THE SMALL GLASS BOTTLES NOT THE MEDIUM SIZED PLASTIC BOTTLES spigot: THIS IS ***PERRIER*** ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND
pants
spigot
#fizzy-water
#pants-spigot
#pellegrino
#perrier
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
4,688 10/19/2011 steve jobs is dead
spigot: FOLKS DID THE CUPERTINO SHOOTER KILL STEVE JOBS OR WHAT'S THE DEAL HERE pants: HORRIBLE BOSSES TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE EDITION EXTENDED CUT ON BLU-RAY DVD 10/11 spigot: NOT A LOT OF USEFUL INFO ON USENET / HAM RADIO pants: WHAT WE REALLY NEED ARE MORE PARODIES OF THE MATRIX
pants
spigot
#blu-ray
#current-events
#folks
#ham-radio
#pants-spigot
#product-placement
#sfw
#steve-jobs
#the-matrix
#usenet
#woodring-room-background
4,689 10/20/2011 tachyonic neutrinos
deuce: YEAH AND NEUTRINOS TRAVEL FASTER THAN LIGHT, SURE deuce: BULLSHIT HAX deuce: PLUS IF TRUE CLASSIFY TOP SECRET UNDER NSA
deuce
#deuce-solo
#ftl
#neutrinos
#nsa
#science
#woodring-field-background
4,690 10/21/2011 cock henge
pants: OMG COCKHENGE pants: ALL THAT SUCKING AND FUCKING
pants
#pants-solo
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-stairs-background
4,691 10/22/2011 we all suspected
pants: I SUCK COCK UNDER BRIDGES: PASS IT ON
pants
#cocksucking
#pants-solo
#woodring-field-background
4,692 10/24/2011 unsubscribe
pants: UNSUBSCRIBE deuce: DIARRHEA REDISTRIBUTION FOR FAIRNESS spigot: WE CAN'T ALL HAVE DIARRHEA
deuce
pants
spigot
#denevi-camera
#deuce-pants-spigot
#diarrhea
#jingle
#woodring-field-background
4,693 10/25/2011 i am the 99%
spigot: AM THE 99% !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS, CONSCIOUSLY DETERMINED TO NEVER LEARN
spigot
#politik
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
4,694 10/26/2011 hey what does this remind you of
spigot: HEY WHAT DOES THIS REMIND YOU OF: spigot: (TAKES SHIT ON YOUR DESK)
spigot
#desk
#physical-comedy
#poo
#shit
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
4,695 10/27/2011 more eyebrow juice please
pants: EYEBROW JUICE pants: FANNYPACK FANNYPACK FANNYPACK pants: NUTS. TO. THAT.
pants
#fannypacks
#nuts
#pants-solo
#repetition
#teargarden
#woodring-field-background
4,696 10/28/2011 gulping down fat sacks
pants: GULPING DOWN FAT SACKS OF SHITBALLS pants: INFLATE ME DIG-DUG STYLE deuce: SUCK BALLS pants: I LOVE YOU
deuce
pants
#a-love-story
#balls
#deuce-pants
#dig-dug
#drunk-deuce
#inflation
#poo
#woodring-stairs-background
4,697 10/29/2011 challenge response
spigot: FAGS? deuce: SEVERAL spigot: GROSS!!!!
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#fags
#programming
#woodring-room-background
4,698 10/30/2011 water me
pants: HEY I'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU'D WATER ME SOMETIMES pants: ALSO WOULD IT KILL YOU TO PUT ME IN A SPACE WHERE I'LL GET SOME SUNLIGHT pants: AND ANOTHER THING [CONTINUES TO COMPLAIN] deuce: YES IT WOULD
deuce
pants
#complaining
#deuce-pants
#dong
#drunk-deuce
#huffy-pants
#photosynthesis
#plant
#woodring-field-background
4,699 10/31/2011 if i stand on my head
spigot: IF I STAND ON MY HEAD I CAN JIZZ ALL OVER MY OWN STUPID FACE
spigot
#bonequest-hi-fi
#face
#jizz
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
4,700 11/1/2011 all the layers of gown
pants: DONGS????????????????? WAY WAY WAY TOO EXCITED pants: FONZIE WITH OCD pants: TAKING UPSKIRT PIX OF THE BRIDE AT THE ALTAR (REALLY DIFFICULT TO GET UNDER ALL THE LAYERS OF GOWN)
pants
#bride
#coy-pants
#dongs
#fashion
#fonzie
#happy-days
#mountain-background
#pants-solo
#upskirt
#wedding
4,701 11/2/2011 call off your balls
pants: THESE BALLS AREN'T SO SCARY AFTER ALL pants: LOOK AT THEM THEY'RE SO CUTE AND OWWWWW GOD GET THEM OFF pants: OWWWWW CALL OFF YOUR BALLS WHOA HEY OWWWW
pants
#balls
#pants-solo
#woodring-room-background
4,702 11/3/2011 get lamp
spigot: GET LAMP spigot: READ BACK OF LAMP spigot: PUT LAMP BACK ON BLOCKBUSTER SHELF
spigot
#blockbuster
#die-trying
#infocom
#lamp
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
4,703 11/4/2011 scrapbooking
deuce: SPIGOT SUCKS COCK spigot: THAT'S GOING IN THE SCRAPBOOK
deuce
spigot
#cocksucking
#deuce-spigot
#scrapbook
#woodring-field-background
4,704 11/5/2011 mid-sentence
spigot: STOMPING YOUR THROAT MID SENTENCE!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
spigot
#spigot-solo
#stomping
#violence
#woodring-room-background
4,705 11/6/2011 unix poweruser
spigot: I'M A UNIX POWERUSER WITH A MOUTH FULL OF FUCKING BALLS
spigot
#balls
#poweruser
#spigot-solo
#unix
#woodring-field-background
4,706 11/7/2011 caught in the sprinklers
deuce: OH NO THE SPRINKLERS TURNED ON deuce: THEY CAUGHT ME
deuce
#bonequest-hd
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#sfw
#sprinklers
4,707 11/8/2011 porn 911
spigot: EMERGENCY PORN IN THE BOX spigot: CRITICAL LIFE-SAVING JERKABLES
spigot
#emergency
#mousehole
#porn
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
4,708 11/9/2011 easter ham
spigot: SERIOUSLY WHO'S UP FOR HAM AT MY MOTHER'S HOUSE THIS EASTER spigot: DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T ENJOY HAM spigot: STAY BACK GET OFF HURFFFFFFFFFFF HURP HONK BONK
spigot
#bonequest-hi-fi
#easter
#food
#ham
#honk
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
4,709 11/10/2011 this is jnn
pants: BUT FIRST THE NEWS pants: IN TODAY'S HEADLINES pants: LKSDFJLSDF JSODF* AGLIHALG JO)&DFY YUAGHALG O*FY SOPDFHS (D*F HSODFBSL
pants
#headlines
#jnn
#line-noise
#news
#pants-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
4,710 11/11/2011 when spread on bread
net: MY JIZZ RESEMBLES MAYONNAISE WHEN SPREAD ON BREAD net: DO YOU THINK THAT'S CAUSE FOR ALARM? net: OK BRING ON THE BIG SLAPPITY DICKS AND FOAMY POO
net
#alarm
#dicks
#jizz
#mayonnaise
#net-solo
#poo
#woodring-room-background
4,711 11/12/2011 truck month
spigot: ALL I REMEMBER IS HOW MY ASS AND MOUTH AND LEGS HURT AND THAT IT WAS TRUCK MONTH AT MY NORTHERN CALIFORNIA MAZDA DEALER
spigot
#beeline
#big-stall
#car-dealership
#northern-california-mazda-dealer
#spigot-solo
#truck-month
4,712 11/13/2011 that's right
pants: OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE deuce: THAT'S RIGHT BUDDY
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#fuck
#huffy-pants
#woodring-stairs-background
4,713 11/14/2011 wait i got confused
spigot: BE GAY WITH ME ABOVE OVER AND ACROSS MY BALLS FACE AND HEAD AND REPEAT MY INSTRUCTIONS BACK TO ME deuce: T SPIGOT ACROSS AND OVER AND TOWARD AND HONK AND WAIT I GOT CONFUSED LET'S START OVER
deuce
spigot
#balls
#be-gay-with-me
#deja-vu
#deuce-spigot
#honk
#prepositions
#woodring-room-background
4,714 11/15/2011 the patriot
pants: ARE YOU MEL GIBSON IN THE PATRIOT ??? deuce: I'M THINKING YES
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#ghost
#movies
#single-panel
#woodring-field-background
4,715 11/16/2011 oysters for breakfast
pants: THE TASTE OF SEMEN AND THE CONSISTENCY OF A GARDEN SLUG?????????? pants: SIGN ME UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pants
#oysters
#pants-solo
#semen
#woodring-stairs-background
4,716 11/17/2011 harriet the fat spy
spigot: HARRIET THE FAT SPY spigot: I SPY PIE spigot: I SEE CAKES OVER THERE
spigot
#bonequest-hi-fi
#cakes
#harriet
#pie
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
4,717 11/18/2011 going on this
spigot: WE NEED MORE AEROSOL FOODS AND WE NEED THEM AIMED AT MY MOUTH spigot: CAN WE GET A ROUND TABLE GOING ON THIS
spigot
#aerosol
#deja-vu
#round-table
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
4,718 11/19/2011 entering your airspace
pants: I AM ENTERING YOUR AIRSPACE deuce: I AM FEELING YOUR PRESENCE, TRACKING YOU ON RADAR DESPITE YOUR STEALTH CAPABILITY SINCE YOU ARE SHOUTING AND FLAILING LIKE A COCKSUCKER
deuce
pants
#airspace
#atc
#aviation
#cocksucker
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#huffy-pants
#radar
#shouting
#stealth
#woodring-field-background
4,719 11/20/2011 no mop
deuce: SHUT pants: NO MOP IS SAFE FROM MY URINE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#mop
#urine
#woodring-stairs-background
4,720 11/21/2011 our true nature
deuce: FINALLY SPIGOT'S GONE SO WE CAN REVERT TO OUR TRUE NATURE: deuce: CONTAMINATED PUDDLES OF SUPERFLUID LIQUID HELIUM
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#fannypack
#helium
#mousehole
#physics
#sfw
#superfluid
#woodring-room-background
4,721 11/22/2011 the best thing that ever happened to us
pants: SO UH pants: WHERE DO I END AND YOU BEGIN pants: THIS TRANSPORTER ACCIDENT MIGHT BE THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO US
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#star-trek
#transporter-accident
#woodring-field-background
4,722 11/23/2011 as big as your mouth
spigot: MY BALLS ARE AS BIG AS YOUR MOUTH deuce: YES deuce: YES THEY ARE
deuce
spigot
#balls
#deuce-spigot
#hi-fi
#mouth
#nuts-of-spigot
#woodring-stairs-background
4,723 11/24/2011 i can imagine
deuce: HEY IN STAR TREK WHEN THOSE GUYS ARE IN A SHUTTLECRAFT WHAT DO THEY DO IF THEY HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT deuce: I MEAN I CAN IMAGINE WHEN THEY NEED TO PISS THEY JUST SPRAY IT ALL OVER WORF BUT I MEAN WHERE CAN YOU SQUAT DOWN IN THERE
deuce
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#piss
#star-trek
#woodring-room-background
#worf
4,724 11/25/2011 important pancakes
spigot: ALL THAT CURLY-BRACED JAVA / C / PERL / APPLESCRIPT / M4 CRAP CAN JUST GO RIGHT DOWN THE TOILET BECAUSE I HAVE IMPORTANT PANCAKES TO FLIP AND FLAP
spigot
#apple
#applescript
#c
#curly-braces
#java
#macintosh
#pancakes
#perl
#programming
#spigot-solo
#unix
#woodring-field-background
4,725 11/26/2011 just now
deuce: I THREW UP JUST NOW spigot: BLUHUGHUP HOLD MY HAIR OUT OF THE TOILET
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#physical-comedy
#sick
#toilet
#vomit
#woodring-stairs-background
4,726 11/27/2011 he defaults to beating off
deuce: I DEFAULT TO BEATING OFF deuce: BEATING OFF MORE (RAISING VOICE) pants: I SAID A WATER SAMPLE YOU IDIOT spigot: CAT DANDER pants: ON A BONG WITH NO NAME
deuce
pants
spigot
#america
#bong
#deuce-pants-spigot
#horse-with-no-name
#huffy-pants
#masturbation
#woodring-room-background
4,727 11/28/2011 pop a load on my face
spigot: POP A LOAD ON MY FACE AND TAKE ME TO THE ANTIQUE STORE pants: YOU HEARD THE MAN pants: T SPIGOT HELPING YOUR CAUSE spigot: T PANTS NO YOU ARE NOT
spigot
#antiques
#facial
#pants-spigot
#woodring-field-background
4,728 11/29/2011 at least they wrapped a big bow around it
pants: SOMEBODY'S GOT SOMETHING UP ME pants: OOOOH A FIST pants: AT LEAST THEY WRAPPED A BIG BOW AROUND IT: SOME MANNER OF HOLIDAY REAMABLE
pants
#bow
#christmas
#coy-pants
#fist
#fisting
#holiday
#insertion
#pants-solo
#present
#reamable
#woodring-stairs-background
4,729 11/30/2011 are we not done
pants: I'LL BET SHE SUCKS A LITTLE DICK BUT NOT MUCH deuce: ARE WE NOT DONE WITH THIS YET
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dicklicking
#duh
#grr
#woodring-field-background
4,730 12/1/2011 not wearing a shirt
pants: T DEUCE YOUR X-RAY VISION WILL BE THE DEATH OF US ALL deuce: T PANTS I ABJECTLY APOLOGIZE BUT AM STILL LOOKING AT YOUR TITS (UNDERNEATH YOUR SHIRT) deuce: OH WAIT YOU'RE NOT WEARING A SHIRT pants: ALSO I SLICED OFF MY BOOBIES
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#shirtless
#tits
#woodring-field-background
#x-ray
4,731 12/2/2011 ntsb
deuce: BWOOP BWOOP deuce: BWOOP BWOOP / PULL UP deuce: BWOOP BWOOP / PULL UP
deuce
#aviation
#deuce-solo
#gcws
#ntsb
#sfw
#sully
#woodring-stairs-background
4,732 12/3/2011 gape is a girl's best friend
spigot: WHO CAN TURN A GAP spigot: INTO A GAPE
spigot
#gape
#gentlemen-prefer-blondes
#singing
#spigot-solo
#willy-wonka
#woodring-field-background
4,733 12/6/2011 must get home
deuce: MUST GET HOME, BEAT OFF TO ACCUMULATED/NEGLECTED PORN deuce: MUST GET HOME, BEAT OFF TO ACCUMULATED/NEGLECTED PORN deuce: MUST GET HOME, BEAT OFF TO ACCUMULATED/NEGLECTED PORN deuce: MUST GET HOME, BEAT OFF TO ACCUMULATED/NEGLECTED PORN deuce: MUST GET HOME, BEAT OFF TO ACCUMULATED/NEGLECTED PORN deuce: MUST GET HOME, BEAT OFF TO ACCUMULATED/NEGLECTED PORN
deuce
#beating-off
#deuce-solo
#multiplicity
#porn
#repetition
#woodring-stairs-background
4,734 12/7/2011 knock knock
spigot: KNOCK KNOCK deuce: WHO'S THERE deuce: [REGRETTING IT ALREADY] spigot: FUCKING FAGGOT spigot: RUNNING AWAY
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#faggot
#joke
#knock-knock
#nuggh
#physical-comedy
#prank
#regret
#woodring-field-background
4,735 12/8/2011 extra pancake sauce
deuce: I WOULD LIKE EXTRA PANCAKE SAUCE pants: SET THE CONTROLS FOR THE HEART OF THE TOILET
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#pancakes
#pink-floyd
#sauce
#toilet
#woodring-stairs-background
4,736 12/9/2011 cave paintings
pants: EATING IT pants: SMEARING IT pants: DRAWING THE WORDS "HELP DEUCE IS RAPING ME" IN IT ON THE WALL deuce: GHLAGHLAUHGLAG
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#rape
#smearing
#woodring-field-background
4,737 12/10/2011 can he eat it
pants: T DEUCE CAN I EAT IT deuce: T PANTS YOU CAN TRY SIR
deuce
pants
#apple
#attempted-eating
#clarus
#cowdog
#deuce-pants
#eating
#edibility-testing
#food
#moof
#snacking
#woodring-stairs-background
4,738 12/11/2011 your waiter this evening
pants: HI EVERYBODY I'M PANTS FROM JERKCITY pants: I'LL BE YOUR WAITER THIS EVENING pants: OUR SPECIALS ARE THE VARIED LUMPS ON MY DICK EACH ONE WEIRDER THAN THE LAST
pants
#dicks
#lumps
#pants-solo
#specials
#title-mismatch
#waiter
#woodring-room-background
4,739 12/13/2011 a quick call
spigot: CAN YOU DO THAT spigot: IS THAT ON THE MENU spigot: SHOULD WE HOP ON A QUICK CALL
spigot
#buzzwords
#hi-fi
#quick-call
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
4,740 12/14/2011 both of those things
pants: COCKS, FAGS deuce: BOTH OF THOSE ARE HORRIBLE pants: I KNOW
deuce
pants
#cocks
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#fags
#i-know
#woodring-field-background
4,741 12/15/2011 sucks to be me
spigot: SUCKS TO BE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: SO UTTERLY AND COMPLETELY SUCKS TO BE ME MYSELF AND I, YOURS TRULY spigot: FAT FLOPPY FARTS
spigot
#farts
#fat
#self-pity
#spigot-solo
#sucking
#woodring-field-background
4,742 12/16/2011 resume
pants: SHOULD I INCLUDE MY LOVE FOR COCK IN MY RESUME? pants: A PROSPECTIVE EMPLOYER SHOULD KNOW ABOUT THESE THINGS pants: AFTER ALL, THIS IS AMERICA
pants
#cocks
#employment
#pants-solo
#resume
#woodring-stairs-background
4,743 12/17/2011 what kind
pants: WHAT KIND OF ASPY ARE YOU deuce: AN ASPIE WITH AN UNBEATOFF DICK
deuce
pants
#asperger-syndrome
#aspergers
#aspergers-syndrome
#aspie
#autism
#autism-spectrum-disorder
#deuce-pants
#fonts
#unbeatoff-dick
4,744 12/18/2011 elaborate please
pants: CHOKE IT DOWN spigot: PWOMP deuce: ELABORATE PLEASE
deuce
pants
spigot
#choke-it-down
#deuce-pants-spigot
#onomatopoeia
#woodring-room-background
4,745 12/19/2011 nut crunch
spigot: T KELLOGGS DO YOU HAVE TO CALL IT NUT CRUNCH spigot: IS THERE NO OTHER
spigot
#cereal
#kelloggs
#nuts
#nuts-of-spigot
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
4,746 12/20/2011 shemale porn
deuce: I THINK MY COMPUTER HAS BEEN HACKED BECAUSE I'M VERY SURE I DIDN'T DOWNLOAD THIS SHEMALE PORN deuce: HOWEVER I'LL ADMIT TO THE COMPUTER-GENERATED PORN BUT JUST BECAUSE I WAS THINKING ABOUT CHUN LI deuce: WHO YA TALKIN' TO [EXPURGATED]
deuce
#deuce-solo
#porn
#shemales
#ts
#woodring-stairs-background
4,747 12/21/2011 bloggers are people too
deuce: FURRY BLOGGERS deuce: DIAPER FETISH BLOGGERS deuce: POLITICAL BLOGGERS <-- PUNCHLINE pants: BUT I
deuce
pants
#blog
#deuce-pants
#diaper-fetish
#furries
#woodring-stairs-background
4,748 12/22/2011 the hills are alive revisited (another beautiful musical)
spigot: BIG FAT BONERS IN MY FACE spigot: DOO DAH spigot: DOO DAH
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#camptown-races
#singing
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
4,749 12/23/2011 form a line to the left
pants: MY TURN pants: HURFF DUH BLURFFF pants: OKAY WHO'S NEXT
pants
#blurf
#duh
#pants-solo
#woodring-field-background
4,750 12/24/2011 b&b
spigot: HANDS UP WHO WANTS TO TOUR A QUAINT SEASIDE BED & BREAKFAST & BALLS
spigot
#balls
#bed
#bed-and-breakfast-and-balls
#breakfast
#hands-up
#quaint
#seaside
#spigot-solo
#tour
#woodring-stairs-background
4,751 12/25/2011 xmas 2011
pants: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pants: FROM THE CAST OF JERKCITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pants: I CAN'T GET HARD UNLESS YOU BEAT ME WITH AN ELECTRIC COR{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{NO CARRIER
pants
#cant-beat-off-if
#christmas
#christmas-tree-lights
#huffy-pants
#modem
#no-carrier
#nsfw
#pants-solo
#photo
#porn
4,752 12/26/2011 yet another public service announcement
pants: PEOPLE OF EARTH pants: PLEASE JOIN US IN GAYNESS: pants: AT MINECRAFT.JERKCITY.COM WHERE PEOPLE ARE BUILDING GIANT COCKS ABSOLUTELY EVERYWHERE (REPEAT: ABSOLUTELY EVERYWHERE) [SERIOUSLY THEY ARE FUCKING EVERYWHERE]
pants
#announcement
#cafe-d-nuts
#minecraft
#minecraft-background
#pants-solo
4,753 12/27/2011 he has a question
: DEUCE RAISES HIS HAND deuce: I HAVE A QUESTION spigot: ***BUSTY** AMATEURS WITH TINY TITTIES
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#mountain-background
#porn
4,754 12/28/2011 time to sing
spigot: TIME TO SING spigot: I CHOKE DOWN COCK spigot: I CHOKE DOWN SNACKS spigot: I PUT THEM DOWN / ON MY INCOME TAX
spigot
#fatness
#original-song
#singing
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
4,755 12/29/2011 i think i need a kernel patch
net: I'M WRITING A 3D GAME FOR LINUX BUT HAVE RUN INTO A PROBLEM net: I KEEP GETTING UNRESOLVED SYMBOL "SIN" FROM THE COMPILER net: CAN SOMEONE HELP ME I THINK I NEED A KERNEL PATCH net: ALSO STRCPY("DONGS", "BONGS") DOESN'T SEEM TO WORK EITHER net: MAYBE A GLIBC2 BUG??!??!??!
net
#bug-report
#cropped
#game-dev
#linux
#net-solo
#programming
#woodring-field-background
4,756 12/30/2011 the only way i know how
pants: T DEUCE PLEASE DON'T BEAT ME OFF IN ANGER deuce: T PANTS THAT IS THE ONLY WAY I KNOW HOW
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#handjob
#woodring-stairs-background
4,757 12/31/2011 he's a toilet
deuce: I'M A TOILET pants: I MUST USE YOU deuce: PLEASE FLUSH AFTERWARDS
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#toilet
#woodring-stairs-background

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