spigot: HAVING A HARD TIME BELIEVING WE'RE ALL THE WICKERMAN spigot: OKAY I NEED A RIDE BACK TO JERKCITY spigot: THERE'S A SOCK AND A NAPKIN ON THE FLOOR AND I'M NOT SURE WHAT TO DO

pants: KAW KAW KAW KAW KAW pants: I'M A DUMB FUCKING CROW KAW KAW KAW ALL DAY pants: KAW KAW KAW I NEVER GET TIRED

spigot: BUT I NEED COCK *TODAY*

spigot: HOW ARE YOU ALL DOING TONIGHT spigot: WE'D LIKE SOME POTSTICKERS AND I'D LIKE AN ICED TEA PLEASE spigot: ACTUALLY AS PART OF THE SERVICE I CAN ALSO SING uncredited caveman: POOKA NEH-SOKU NEH-UNK NIE ZUG-ZUG ZOOK ZOZZZ

spigot: I ORDERED A BURGER NOT DICK spigot: HURBLE DUH AND FRIES : SPIGOT IS KICKED OFF CHANNEL #GAY_WITH_KISSES

spigot: I PAID FOR THAT BONER WITH MY OWN FAT spigot: THAT ONLY MAKES SENSE IF YOU'RE HIGH deuce: UH

deuce: PRESS HERE TO START spigot: LINUS TUCK TIPS

pants: BAHHHHHHHH ON TOP OF YOU, YOU CAN SMELL MY BREATH pants: BAHHHHH HHHHHHH YOU ARE COMPLETELY AWAKE AT THIS POINT pants: BAHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH YOU ARE NOT ENJOYING THIS

spigot: YOU CAN THINK OF MY NUTS AS A GATEWAY TO A NEW LIFE WITHOUT RESPONSIBILITY deuce: BUT AN AMAZINGLY EXCESSIVE AMOUNT OF DISCOMFORT AND EMBARRASSMENT deuce: PERHAPS EVEN HARRASSMENT, IF YOU WILL spigot: I THINK YOU'RE CONFUSING EMBARRASSMENT WITH EXCITEMENT, YOU'RE EXCITED, NOT NERVOUS spigot: THAT BURNING HURTING FEELING DEEP INSIDE YOUR FAT ASS IS GENUINE INTEREST spigot: IT TAKES A LOT TO GIVE UP EVERYTHING YOU KNOW AND START A NEW LIFE ALONE WITH MY NUTS IN THE DARK spigot: I RESPECT YOU deuce: AHULGBALUGBLABLUAG deuce: LBAGLUBLABGLAG

deuce: HI spigot: UP YOURS spigot: OK I'M BJORK deuce: BUCK BUCK spigot: I SAID BJORK NOT SOME DOPEY FAGGOT

pants: EVERYBODY NEEDS TO STOP WHAT THEY'RE DOING AND SUCK A DICK deuce: AGREED pants: AHEM I SAID EVERYBODY

deuce: LOOK AT ME AND MY SWEATY BALLS WOULD YOU deuce: I SAID WOULD YOU pants: I AM TRYING BUT YOU ARE PULLING MY HAIR

pants: T SPIGOT I SAW A GHOST spigot: THAT WAS ME YOU IDIOT

deuce: I SEE YOU spigot: NO deuce: COME OVER THIS-A-WAY spigot: WOULD REALLY PREFER NOT

pants: HLAGBLAGBULB spigot: FUCKING SHUT UP pants: I SEE YOU spigot: YOU MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT pants: LOOK DOWN

pants: @DEUCEATJERKCITY I SEE YOU pants: @DEUCEATJERKCITY I SO FUCKING SEE YOU pants: @DEUCEATJERKCITY MMMM YEAH MY OWN FACE FOR ONCE MMMMM FUCK YEAH HUFF HUFF HUFF MMMM DUH MMMMMMM

: Pants (left), Spigot the Bear (right, not a real bear) pants: I SEE YOU SUCKING spigot: I REALLY DO NOT THINK THAT YOU DO

deuce: I SEE YOU SUCKING AROUND THE CORNER spigot: DID YOU BUILD A PERISCOPE OUT OF TWO MIRRORS AND A MILK CARTON

pants: CHRIST IS LORD pants: I SEEN HIM IN ACTION pants: ARE YOU THE LITTLE GUY JUMPING UP AND DOWN ON THE BUILDING IN ADVANCE WARS ??? I BEAT OFF TO YOU NIGHTLY deuce: GHLUAAHLAG

spigot: WILL NOBODY CHARGE ME AS A JUVENILE?!?!!? deuce: I SHALL SIR

spigot: I SHOULD BOIL WATER TO MAKE TEA INSTEAD OF JUST CHOKING IT

: # LS : LS-not found pants: YEAH I SHOULD HAVE ROOT

spigot: I STILL FIT INTO THE DIAPERS I WORE IN HIGH SCHOOL

spigot: I STILL SEE DICKS EVEN WITH METROWERKS DEBUG NUB INSTALLED

pants: THIS IS P.A.N.T.S. REQUESTING IMMEDIATE ASSISTANCE pants: CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME pants: KAFF KAFF KAFF COCKPIT FILLING WITH SMOKE KAFF KAFF OKAY LET'S START OVER GO BACK TO THE PART WHERE I REQUEST ASSISTANCE (TOP OF PAGE 4) AND... THIS IS P.A.N.T.S. REQUESTING IMMEDIATE ASSISTANCE

deuce: I'm a partial eclipse deuce: in the sense that I tease but I don't put out

net: I'M WRITING A 3D GAME FOR LINUX BUT HAVE RUN INTO A PROBLEM net: I KEEP GETTING UNRESOLVED SYMBOL "SIN" FROM THE COMPILER net: CAN SOMEONE HELP ME I THINK I NEED A KERNEL PATCH net: ALSO STRCPY("DONGS", "BONGS") DOESN'T SEEM TO WORK EITHER net: MAYBE A GLIBC2 BUG??!??!??!

spigot: T DEUCE YOU SAY THE PLOT OF A MOVIE AND I'LL GUESS THE TITLE AND IF I DON'T GET IT RIGHT I HAVE TO SUCK ALL THE DICKS IN THE WORLD spigot: READY GO deuce: I THINK THIS IS RIGGED spigot: I GIVE UP (SPLORK SPLOP BLURGHBP)

spigot: GOOD GOD AM I FULL OF COCKS TODAY deuce: WOW THAT'S AMAZING BECAUSE I THINK WE ALL ARE deuce: THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT, AFTER ALL .(deuce): THEY GOT THE WRONG GUY I'M THE UNABOMBER EXCEPT I DON'T SEND BOMBS I SEND COCKS

pants: YA LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERY DAY (DOGGIE DADDY VOICE) pants: YES TO ME THAT'S THE DOGGIE DADDY VOICE pants: I WAS NOT BORN IN 1930 deuce: I CAN'T GET YOU

deuce: I THOUGHT I FUCKED A GIRL IN THE BUTTHOLE ONCE BUT IT TURNED OUT IT WAS JUST HER MOUTH pants: WAS IT EVEN A GIRLOR JUST SOME KIND OFPLANT/FLOWER

spigot: ALL I SEE IS HIS UNBUTTONED PURMPH pants: I TRIED TO WARN HIM HUHHHHHHHHH

deuce: IT'S LIKE I'VE GOT THE GAY THAT JUST WON'T STOP spigot: YOU NEED GAY AWAY deuce: CAN I GET THAT IN A SPRAY CAN OR ONLY IN ROLL-ON? spigot: I WANT MCDONALDS deuce: SIR I'M GOING TO NEED AN ANSWER TO MY QUESTION BEFORE THE GAY OVERWHELMS ME

spigot: WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THEY LICK DICK . . . . . . . spigot: BELIEVE THEM

pants: I WANT TO SEX deuce: PASS

pants: I SAID I WANT YOU RIGHT NOW deuce: SOMEONE PUT A NEEDLE IN HIS ARM

spigot: I WAS A TEENAGE DOMINATRIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: NO YOU WERE AN OVERWEIGHT TEENAGE WICCAN ENTHUSIAST WITH A DEAD CAN DANCE CD AND EQUALLY INSIPID PEERS WHO GAVE YOUR TITS THE TIME OF DAY IN EXCHANGE FOR RIDES TO THE COFFEE SHOP spigot: INHERIT THE MOON

spigot: OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND CLOSE YOUR EYES AND I WILL YOUR FACE WITH BALLS

pants: I WILL DRUG YOU AND FUCK YOU pants: WHAT pants: YES I'LL HOLD

pants: DON'T EAT ME deuce: NO PROMISES pants: I WANT TO LIVE deuce: I WANT TO TURN YOU INTO POO pants: I WILL BE MULCH FOR GROWING PLANTS deuce: MORE LIKELY JUST FLUSHED INTO THE SEA AND FORGOTTEN

deuce: I'M A LATE-NIGHT BONER deuce: SUCK JUST ONE MORE OF ME BEFORE YOU GO TO BED deuce: I WILL HELP YOU SLEEP

deuce: GO BACK TO COD FAGGOT pants: IS QUICKSCOPING WHEN I GET CAUGHT PEEPING THROUGH A FIRST FLOOR WINDOW AND I TRIP OVER GARBAGE CANS TRYING TO RUN AWAY deuce: NO THAT'S 360 SCOPING pants: THIS TIME I WILL MAKE A NOTE OF IT SO I DON'T ASK AGAIN deuce: QUICKSCOPING IS WHEN YOU BLOW YOUR LOAD EARLY BUT THE PROSTITUTE STILL CHARGES YOU FOR THE FULL HOUR

spigot: I WILL START A CLUB CALLED THE GAY AND LESBIAN AND HOMOSEXUAL AND LESBIAN AND LESBIAN AND GAY AND HOMOSEXUAL AND GAY AND LESBIAN AND GAY AND GAY AND HOMOSEXUAL AND GAY AND LESBIAN AND GAY CLUB AND IT WILL BE CALLED THE GALAHALALAGAHAGALAGAGAHAGALAG CLUB deuce: I WILL JOIN (HERE ARE MY DUES)

spigot: I WISH I COULD DIAL NINE TO GET MY HEAD OUTSIDE OF THE TOILET

deuce: I WISH EVERYONE WHO WASN'T LIKE ME WOULD JUST LEARN THEIR PLACE AND STOP TALKING

deuce: I WISH I HAD AN INTRIGUING NAME LIKE SEYMOUR BUTTS

pants: IT'S NORMAL TO SPIT PISS LIKE A FOUNTAIN pants: PFFTPFPTTPFPTPFPTFPT I WON'T LEAVE THE BALL PIT WITHOUT A FIGHT pants: PFPTPFPTPFTPFT PFPTPFPTPFPT THE FOUNTAIN IS DRY deuce: PFFPFPTPFTPFFP WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT

spigot: I WOULD BE FINE IF MY TOMBSTONE JUST SAID FOLKS

pants: PISS deuce: I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW MORE pants: PISS!!!!!!!! deuce: THAT DOES NOT CONTAIN ADDITIONAL INFORMATION

pants: DO THE LOCOMOTION WITH ME??????????????????????????? deuce: NO pants: I ACCEPT YOUR ANSWER AND I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHY, NOT FOR THE PURPOSE OF CONVINCING YOU OTHERWISE BUT SO I CAN BETTER UNDERSTAND THE SITUATION deuce: STATIC

pants: I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE pants: NOTHING pants: THANKS TO YOUR SHARP SITCK

deuce: I'M A UNIX DOMAIN SOCKET deuce: FUCK MY DRY CUNT

pants: WHICH DUNE BOOK ARE YOU deuce: I'D HAVE TO SAY CHILDREN OF DONG

pants: HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH deuce: UP spigot: I'D LIKE TO HANG OUT WITH YOU BUT I HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO AROUND MY BALLS

pants: jack me off under the table deuce: never pants: well then i'll just flop it out in plain view deuce: fine

spigot: I'LL MAKE A NOTE OF THAT SAID THE PISSING DETECTIVE WHO UNZIPPED HIS PANTS AND ACTUALLY PISSED A NOTATION INTO THE SAND WITH A SPECIAL PISSY CHEMICAL THAT NEVER DRIED OUT spigot: (SO IT STAYS WET)

deuce: OKAY PEOPLE I'D APPRECIATE LESS RAPE spigot: I'LL TAKE HIS RAPE

deuce: I'm a beautiful butterfly deuce: won't you fucking step on me

spigot: I'M A DINOSAUR PEOPLE spigot: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR spigot: I'M A COCKASAURUS NUTS spigot: I GUESS THAT WAS FUNNIER ON THE CRAPPER

deuce: LOVE CONNECTION pants: DOWN IN FRONT

spigot: I'M A LESBIAN!!!!!! spigot: WHY'S THAT?!?!?! spigot: YOU REFUSE TO BE DOMINATED IN A MALE WORLD ?!?!? spigot: NO!!!!! spigot: BECAUSE BIG DICKS HURT MY MOUTH!!!!! spigot: [LAUGHTER]

spigot: I'M A PROFESSIONAL CHUBBY MAN

pants: HUMP THAT TOAD deuce: BRAWWWWK THE LAMP pants: I'M A STARSHIP TROOPERS

pants: :BURRITO: deuce: THANKS, NOW I WANT A BURRITO deuce: I'M A SEX deuce: CONVERT ME TO UTF-8 AND THEN SEND ME ALONG THE SOCKET!!!!!

spigot: I FIGURE AS LONG AS I KEEP DOING NOTHING I'M A WINNER

pants: T DEUCE I'M AFRAID OF THE FUTURE deuce: I'M AFRAID OF RECTANGLES

dick: THERE MUST BE BIGGER FAGS THAN ME SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD, BUT I CAN'T IMAGINE WHERE dick: MAYDAY MAYDAY dick: I'M GOING DOWN

pants: HURP spigot: I SWEAR I'M GOING TO POP A SERIOUS BONER IF I EAT ANOTHER EGG MCMUFFIN

spigot: I'M GOING TO TAKE ALL YOUR HATE AND PIPE IT IN TO SMILES.PY AND EMAIL YOU THE RESULTING SUNSHINE spigot: VALUEERROR: MATH DOMAIN ERROR spigot: OK HOLD ON

spigot: well i got a big erection / i'm here to say spigot: did you hear all about spigot: my big erection

pants: I'M JUST SAYING THAT YOU HAVE A HABIT OF FEEDING ANIMALS THINGS THAT THEY ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT pants: GIRAFFES DO NOT EAT SNICKERS BARS, SEAGULLS DO NOT EAT KIT-KATS AND BUBBLE-BUTTED TWINK TRAPS DO NOT EAT PEANUTS pants: WELL MAYBE THEY DO pants: WHO REALLY KNOWS ANYTHING deuce: DEUCE DOES NOT EAT VEGETABLES

pants: I'M LEAVING TO GO LIVE WITH THE MOLE PEOPLE pants: IT'S A LIFE OF EATING ROOTS AND GRUBS FOR ME pants: A WORLD OF ADVENTURE IN THE UNDERGROUND AWAITS pants: OKAY BYE spigot: ARE YOU SERIOUSLY USING AI TO UPSCALE AVA DEVINE

spigot: i'm not a nerd who washes his hands

spigot: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I'M NOT AFTER YOUR MONEY, YOUR MONEY IS PROTECTE spigot: BANG spigot: dammit

spigot: I'M JUST WAITING FOR A FRIEND I'M NOT "LOOKING" pants: WELL IF HE DOESN'T SHOW UP JUST TAP AWAY spigot: SORRY I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS deuce: HURRAY THANK YOU FOR POINTING OUT THAT I LOOK LIKE A FAT, BALDING STUPID MORON WHO WAS NEVER EVEN MODERATELY AMUSING spigot: T DEUCE ALL I SAID WAS I WAS WAITING FOR A FRIEND THEN DICKCITY PUMPFACE SHOWS UP AND STARTS IN WITH THE GAY CHIT CHAT pants: MY KINGDOM FOR ONE MORE PANEL

deuce: LOOK I'M NOT SAYING YOU LOOK BAD IN A DRESS I'M JUST SAYING YOU LOOK TERRIBLE IN A DRESS

pants: DIE DIE DIE YOU FUCKING BITCH DIE DIE DIE pants: OH GOD I'M SO SORRY I PROMISE I'LL NEVER CHOKE YOU AGAIN pants: FUCKING BITCH DIE DIE DIE WHY WON'T YOU GIVE UP THE GHOST DIE DIE

spigot: FURRRRRRRR NOT FURP BECAUSE I'M STRETCHED OUT, LOOSENED pants: PICKLES

pants: I'M SURE EACH OF YOU HAS ALREADY SPOTTED YOUR OWN CAR BY NOW pants: SERVICEMEN IN UNIFORM AND CLERGYMEN (IF YOU TAKE BOTH YOU'LL TAKE TOO MUCH) pants: THE STREETS ARE VIRTUALLY DESERTED NOW BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE AFRAID TO BE ON THEM

deuce: YOU'RE KIND OF BROKEN AREN'T YOU pants: I'M SURE I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN

spigot: FOLKS I JUST TOOK A DATE-RAPE DRUG AND I'LL BE OUTSIDE ON THE LAWN

spigot: I'M WITH STUPID spigot: YOU NEED TO BE ON THE OTHER SIDE spigot: HURRRRR

spigot: PLUH PTHTH PUH URINE deuce: HURRAY FOR DICKS pants: I'M WITH YOU ON THIS ONE

pants: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I'M YOUR PUPPET deuce: UHHHHHHH PUTTING MY ARM UP YOU pants: HUHHHHHHHHHHH HAVING AN ARM PUT UP ME

spigot: I'VE BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME PEOPLE spigot: I WILL RAPE A VIRGIN TO CLEANSE MYSELF OF AIDS/HIV

spigot: I'M JAMES BOND AND I HAVE A LICENSE TO *****KILL***** spigot: ALSO A LICENSE FOR MY TV SET

spigot: EMPTYING MY TALL CYLINDRICAL GARBAGE CAN UPSIDE-DOWN INTO A TRASH BAG IS LIKE SCIENTISTS IN ANTARCTICA DOING AN ICE CORE EXTRACTION, I CAN SEE WRAPPERS FROM POPTARTS AND SEE'S CANDY BOXES I HAD NEARLY THREE MILLION YEARS AGO spigot: EVEN OUR EARLIEST ANCESTORS HAD MALTED MILK WHOPPERS

pants: do u want 2 do things 2 me deuce: i do pants: feed me ice cream and candy deuce: will do pants: get back to me when you can

atandt: ICE CREAM CAN NOT ATTACK YOU atandt: IT'S NOT ALIVE atandt: AIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ROCKY ROAD

spigot: I'M A SHORT WIDE GOTH WHO'S MAKING A CYBERDIFFERENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

spigot: REALLY REALLY TAKING IT AND TRYING TO LOOK OUT THE WINDOW (THINKING ABOUT ICE CREAM, ICE CUBES)

spigot: ICE ON THE MOON?!?!?! I THOUGHT YOU SAID ICE CREAM spigot: LET ME OUT OF THIS SHUTTLE (CLONKING, LATCHING) spigot: HOSES AND TUBES SPUTTERING AND SPURTING AND EJECTING MY SALTINES

effigy: I 💚 ICEBERG LETTUCE. IT IS THE BEST LETTUCE deuce: TOTES AGREE deuce: MANY OTHER LETTUCES ARE TOLERABLE BUT THAT IS THE BEST deuce: THEN AGAIN WE'RE IN CALIFORNIA effigy: EVERYTHING ELSE IS JUST BITTER LEAVES effigy: ICEBERG BRINGS SOME MOISTURE effigy: TO THE PARTY

atandt: NAZI DOS ATTACKS

pants: T SPIGOT WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT NO QUEERS AFTER 10PM pants: T SPIGOT OH SORRY I THOUGHT YOU WERE THAT OTHER GUY pants: T DEUCE WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT NO QUEERS AFTER 10PM

pants: where's the key binding to dodge cum????????// deuce: `idkfa`

deuce: DO YOU THINK THAT IF ABRAHAM LINCOLN WERE ALIVE TODAY HE WOULD STILL LICK DICK spigot: LONG ENOUGH TO REACH THE GROUND

spigot: BLUH HUH WONDERING IF ANYONE CAN RECOMMEND A GOOD GAY JERK LOTION (NOT FOR ME) deuce: T SPIGOT BEST FOODS MAYONNAISE

spigot: IF ANYONE CAN HEAR ME SHOUTING I'M VERY MUCH ON FIRE!!!!!!

spigot: BONERS AND BALLS IN THE CRISPER IF ANYONE MISSED DINNER