pants: XOXO pants: CQCQ pants: GET IT ON pants: HEY UH pants: COULD YOU KEEP AN EYE ON MY PISSBAG pants: MAKE SURE NOBODY STEALS IT pants: BUT ALSO MAKE SURE IT DOESN'T MOTOR AWAY ON ITS OWN

spigot: GET LAMP spigot: READ BACK OF LAMP spigot: PUT LAMP BACK ON BLOCKBUSTER SHELF

pants: VISITING THE SERRAMONTE CENTER MCDONALD'S, EXPOSING MYSELF spigot: GET ME A CHEESEBURGER WITHOUT MY WIFE KNOWING

spigot: T PANTS AM I GOING TO CRASH JERKCITY pants: T SPIGOT GET OFF MY BACK IT WAS THE CAT WHO SPILLED THE BONG

spigot: GOTTA WORK YOUR TRIS, YOUR DELTS, YOUR PLAPS pants: FLUSH THE COKE KAREN

spigot: I'M BECKY SUNSHINE spigot: NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME I BELIEVE SPIKE LEE IS TELLING ME TO GET ON THE BUS

spigot: NEXT STOP PLEASE spigot: DING DING DING DING spigot: PULLING THE CORD spigot: RIGHT HERE'S FINE spigot: IF YOU COULD JU

spigot: VERY QUIETLY, VERY SLOWLY, VERY EVENLY: GET OUT OF MY DATACENTER

deuce: IT'S NOT WORKING AGAIN spigot: I WILL BE BABE THE PIG AND YOU CAN BE BABE THE BLUE OX spigot: HURMPH spigot: YOU ARE REALLY MAKIN BACON deuce: GET OUT

deuce: IT'S HARD TO GET OUT THE STAINS OF SADNESS pants: SADNESS AND POO

spigot: GET ***OVER*** IT PEOPLE spigot: I'M BRENDAN EICH NOT BRENDAN DYKE spigot: (HANGS UP JAVASCRIPT PHONE)

spigot: HANDS UP WHO'S JIZZWORTHY spigot: T PANTS GET THAT HAND UP *BEEP* pants: T SPIGOT I CAN'T SEE

pants: DOUBLEGOODPLUS DICKS pants: XXLDOUBLEBADPLUS DICKS I CAN'T REACH (UNLESS I SIT UP) pants: ALWAYS GET THE MONEY FIRST pants: PANTS' THEME (SING IT LOUD) pants: NO SUCH THING AS (GAY) GHOSTS pants: NO SUCH THING AS (GAY) GHOSTS pants: FUCK IT pants: GO TO THE LIGHT MY ASS I'M GONNA SUCK ME SOME GHOST DICK

pants: get you some religion pants: should i drown all others pants: powers of deduction tell me i'm fat pants: killing one hundred Philistines deuce: murder the peasants pants: all those bodies

deuce: GET YOUR FINGERS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND SPEAK UP

spigot: HANDS UP WHO THINKS I'M PRETTY deuce: SHUT UP atandt: BLEAT spigot: GET YOUR FUCKING HAND UP THERE *BEEP*

deuce: AND THEY GIGGLED LIKE SCHOOLGIRLS AT THEIR JOCULARITY AND DRANK MILKSHAKES TOGETHER AND WENT HOME BEFORE 10 PM AND PLAYED TIDDLY WINKS AND RISK deuce: BILLY BATS CONQUERED ASIA ON TURN 5 BUT BUT MADE A PLAY FOR THE MIDDLE EAST WITHOUT PREPARING, SO JIMMY, HENRY, AND TOMMY UNITED AND ATTACKED HIM ON A TWO FRONT WAR AND TURNED THE TIDE deuce: INSTEAD OF CONQUERING HIM AND THEN TURNING ON EACH OTHER THEY ALL GOT TO ROUGH PARITY AND THEN DECIDED TO DECLARE A FOUR-WAY ALLIANCE AND END AS FRIENDS [FREEZE FRAME] IT WAS OUTTA RESPECT

spigot: hands up who's over his head

pants: ROBOT + COP = ???? spigot: GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF MY LAP

deuce: I'M STRANGLING BOTH OF YOU AND THEN HAVING SEX WITH YOUR CORPSES pants: WOO HOO

deuce: I'M CALLING MY LAWYER AND GETTING AN extradition ORDER FOR MY DICK deuce: IT'S IN SAN PAOLO RIGHT NOW

deuce: DRIPPING deuce: GETTING READY TO EAT YOU deuce: QUEER

pants: SOFT, GETTING SOFTER pants: GETTING SOFTER pants: SOFTER

deuce: I ATE THINGS net: ... net: I'M PLUPERFECT deuce: ... deuce: I'M CONJUGATING YOU net: ...

spigot: GETTING UP EARLY FOR AN ANAL CASTING CALL

spigot: CLOCK BONK BONK BONK BA-DONK BA-DONK BA-DONK HELLO DONK DONK DONK

pants: OOF OW pants: I AM ON THE BEING PUMMELED END OF THINGS HOO WAH AHULGHALUGHAG deuce: IT'S GETTING YOU GOOD pants: AND HOW

deuce: (QUIETLY OVER INTERCOM) GHLGAHLGAHGL DICKS

atandt: FUCKING SERIOUS spigot: MY STUPID LITTLE SUIT WHAT WAS I THINKING atandt: THERE IS A GHOST IN MY MAC spigot: THAT'S THE DESKTOP

spigot: PRETEND I'M A PAC MAN deuce: EAT A BLUE ENERGIZER AND SUCK ON MY (GHOST) NUTS pants: HOLY

(pants): YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO deuce: DO YOU EVER BEAT OFF AND THEN SHOUT I LIKE TO WHACK IT pants: NO I SHOUT GHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSTBUSTERS deuce: SENATOR CLINTON THIS QUESTION IS FOR YOU pants: WHO YA GONNA CALL deuce: I LIKE TO WHACK IT

spigot: LET'S ALL GO OUT TO BRUNCH AND CELEBRATE WAKING UP GAY WITH A BIG STACK OF BUTTERY BUCKWHEAT FLAPJACKS AND A PUNCH TO THE MOUTH pants: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY HINDQUARTERS deuce: JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME spigot: SHUT UP pants: T DEUCE SOMEBODY DID SOMETHING TO MY HINDQUARTERS deuce: WOW spigot: QUIT IT pants: WON'T YOU PLEASE BEAT ME OFF deuce: PUT THOSE THINGS AWAY (YOU'RE SCARING THE GROWN-UPS)

spigot: TURNS OUT I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: WAIT!!!!!!!! I DO spigot: NOPE, NOTHING TO SAY

spigot: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH spigot: HAUGHGUHAUGHLY spigot: HHGHGHHAP HUGGGLLGLHLAULLY

pants: I TOLD YOU TO HIDE THE PICTURE OF MY BONER spigot: THEY USED MY NUTS AS DICE

spigot: THERE'S A GIRAFFE IN MY PANTS spigot: FALSE ALARM

pants: GIRL THE WAY I FEEL ABOUT YOU pants: GIRL I JUST CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU pants: FEED ME COCKS OFF A CONVEYER BELT

spigot: GRABBING YOUR PENCIL BOX AND HURLING IT OUT THE WINDOW deuce: NOW THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR spigot: GRABBING YOUR STUPID JERKCITY LUNCHBOX AND DENTING IT deuce: I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL BITE THIS BENDY DOLL'S HEAD OFF deuce: PLAYING WITH THE SHOULDER-SNAPS ON YOUR STUPID WINDBREAKER spigot: BECOMING FRIENDS WITH YOU ONCE AGAIN AND ADDING YOU TO MY LINKS PAGE

spigot: GIRLS JIZZED UP spigot: PREFERABLY SITTING ON/AROUND A TOILET

spigot: girls who code spigot: it's obviously tinkle

pants: do u want to see nude pix of me doing nude things deuce: give examples first pants: uh you know like uh pants: using norton disk doctor deuce: hot

deuce: GO FUCK YOURSELF pants: TSK pants: LOVING IT pants: BARF ON IT pants: MAYBE GIVE IT A LITTLE KISS pants: FOR GOOD LUCK deuce: WHAT DID I JUST SAY

uncredited caveman: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SPIT SPIT COUGH GAHHHH inebriated crustacean: GIVE IT UP DUDE uncredited caveman: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BUH BRRRRRRRRR inebriated crustacean: DUDE DON'T MAKE GRUNTING NOISES YOU'LL ATTRACT GAY DALEKS uncredited caveman: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH HUH HUH GRRRR inebriated crustacean: NOW YOU'VE DONE IT uncredited dalek: HELLO, WORLD

deuce: GIVE ME BACK MY GODDAMN PURSE I'M GETTING ANGRY NOW pants: THANK YOU pants: OWWWWWWWWWWWW deuce: I WOULD PREFER YOU RETURNING MY UNDERWEAR, AS WELL pants: MY FACE

deuce: ALSO CAN WE AGREE THAT SPAGHETTI IS NOT SPELLED WITH A Q deuce: I MEAN GIVE ME THAT AT LEAST

pants: LITTLE BABY JESUS pants: HEAR MY PLEA pants: HULGAHLGUHLAHLAHLG deuce: T JESUS IT'S A TRICK deuce: HE JUST WANTS MORE DONGS FOR CHRISTMAS pants: SHUT UP SHUT UP pants: DON'T QUEER THE DEAL AND I'LL SLIDE YOU SOME DONGS SIDEWISE pants: T JESUS HELLO ??? deuce: BITTE NICHT FRAU PANTS pants: HE HUNG UP deuce: YOU TALENTLESS FAT FUCK deuce: YOU ARE RUINING CHRISTMAS FOR EVERYONE pants: HUGALUGAH

pants: YOU POOR MISPLACED DONGS (HUDDLED MASSES) deuce: I HATE AMERICA pants: INTEL INSIDE !!!!!!!!!!!! SERIOUSLY HAVE A LOOK-SEE deuce: CROWDING, PUSHING pants: DUCKING, SHOVING

deuce: OKAY THE LEAGUE OF NATIONS JUST KICKED ME OUT

pants: YOU'RE GIVING FEEDBACK ON A NEW VERSION OF CHATGPT !!! pants: RESPONSE 1: :HANKEY: :TOILET: pants: RESPONSE 2: 🍆 💦 deuce: A HOLLOW VOICE SAYS, "CUM."

pants: WHEN I SUCK THEM OFF THEY GRUNT AND GO MUHHHHH BUHHH DUHHHH INSTEAD OF "OH YEAH BABY COME ON" OR "YOU'RE THE BEST" OR "HURRY UP THE BUS IS COMING" deuce: I DON'T WANT TO BE PART OF THIS CONVERSATION ANYMORE pants: ALSO THEY DON'T SPURT LIKE YOU AND ME IT'S MORE OF A (HEAD CHOPPED OFF)

spigot: GIVING UP spigot: GIVING UP spigot: REALLY GIVING UP deuce: HOLD ME AND WE SHALL CONSUMMATE OUR RELATIONSHIP

spigot: GIVING UP spigot: GIVING UP spigot: REALLY GIVING UP deuce: HOLD ME AND WE SHALL CONSUMMATE OUR RELATIONSHIP

pants: OW OW THERE IS A MOUSE CURSOR IN MY EYE

deuce: I WAS JUST MOVING SHIT AROUND SMACKED TWO SOY SAUCE BOTTLES INTO EACH OTHER AND MADE AN IMPRESSIVE GLASS-AND-SOY SAUCE MESS ALL OVER EVERYTHING

spigot: are you sure i can't dunk my dong in glitter and deep fry it in beer batter

spigot: ARE YOU STILL BEATING OFF WITH PETROLEUM-BASED FOSSIL FUELS

deuce: NO spigot: CAN I HAVE OPS FOR ONCE .(deuce): WITH GOD'S HELP WE CAN STOP GLOBAL WARMING

spigot: :DOOR: GLORK BLORP BLOP GLOP spigot: HE'S A GOOD EARNER

pants: THE BONERS ARE GLOWING pants: T DEUCE DID YOU LET THEM PLAY AROUND THE REACTOR CORE AGAIN deuce: NO deuce: WHY DO YOU ASK pants: I CAN'T SLEEP WITH THEM GLOWING LIKE THAT deuce: ARE THEY GLOWING OR MAKING NOISE pants: GLOWING AND BUZZING LIKE A FLORESCENT LIGHTBULB WOULD/DOES deuce: I SEE

pants: I MISS CRAMMING MY MOUTH FULL OF GLYPHS AND QUEERS pants: MY HATRED FOR SUBURBIA STEMS FROM THE LACK OF PUBLIC TOILETS

spigot: TELL THEM ABOUT THE GOOD BOOK deuce: GLUG spigot: HI QUEERS, I'M JUST OUT SPREADING THE WORD OF GOD spigot: FOR EVERY DICK YOU CONSCIOUSLY DECIDE TO CHOKE DOWN spigot: THAT'S ONE STEP CLOSER TO NOT MAKING IT INTO THE KINGDOM spigot: I'M TALKING ABOUT THE QUEER KINGDOM SOUTH OF FOLSOM

spigot: MORE WINE FOR ME I GUESS

pants: GO BACK TO RUSSIA spigot: TERRORIST spigot: oh, me, okay (closing door) spigot: sorry what spigot: thought you said something (closing door)

deuce: GO BACK TO RUSSI deuce: A deuce: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA deuce: AAAAAAAAAAAA deuce: AAAAAAAAAAA deuce: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA deuce: HELP ME

deuce: GO EASY WITH THAT HAMMER YOU'RE GETTING CHIPS OF CUNT IN MY SALAD

spigot: AND BY "FAT" WE ALSO MEAN "DUMB" spigot: I'M AFRAID THAT BEATS MY FIDDLE FOOPER FOP AND MY HURGLY BING BONG spigot: QUEERS AREN'T HUMAN THEY'RE QUEER COCKSUCKERS

atandt: OH deuce: GO FUCK YOURSELF atandt: OK atandt: HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

pants: `NOTE: UNNECESSARY USE OF -X OR --REQUEST, POST IS ALREADY INFERRED.` pants: WHY INFER WHEN YOU CAN IMPLY (SWISHY WRIST GLUGGING GIN) deuce: THAT'S BETTER THAN WE CHANGED THE WAY YOU SPECIFY OPTIONS COMPLETELY, GO FUCK YOURSELF USER

spigot: ATDT spigot: OKAY I'M CONNECTED HERE deuce: COCKS

pants: I AM PRIMED AND READY FOR GAYNESS deuce: EVERY STATION PLEASE GIVE ME A GO/NO GO FOR GAYNESS pants: GAYNESS LIGHT ON CHECK

deuce: BECAUSE PRICKS pants: DID YOU MEAN _FELLMONGER_

pants: THREATENING, HATEFUL, VIOLENT, PORNOGRAPHIC, SEXUAL, INCITING OF VIOLENCE deuce: GO TO BED pants: JUST GOT UP deuce: I SAID pants: OKAY BUT I’M WARNING YOU (DRIFTS OFF TO SLEEP)

spigot: I HAVE A MODEM pants: GO VOICE

pants: DUHHH MOOSE IS JUGHEAD'S GIRLFRIEND DUHHHHHH

spigot: FUCKING SHUT UP DURING JAG spigot: I MEAN FRIENDS pants: COULD YOU PLEASE TRY NOT TO EMBARASS ME IN FRONT OF MY ROCKY HORROR FRIENDS JUST THIS ONCE spigot: WEARING TIGHTS IS PART OF THE FUN (ALSO THROWING RICE AND FILKING) SO MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST GO WAIT IN THE TARDIS

deuce: I'M JACKING IN !!!!!!!!! deuce: ALSO JACKING OFF pants: I KNOW AND I AM HERE FOR YOU

net: I'M FROM PAKISTAN deuce: I'M NOT FOND OF YOU EITHER net: THAT WILL COST YOU TWO GOATS deuce: BAAAA net: I ONLY COUNT ONE deuce: THEY WERE DOING IT AT THE SAME TIME net: IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN LOUDER THEN net: OR SILENCE (GOATS OUT OF PHASE) deuce: IT DOESN'T GET LOUDER THAN UPPERCASE BAAAAA net: THAT'S WHAT WORRIES ME deuce: I HAVE HAD A SEIZURE net: I THINK I WIN THEN

spigot: SITTING AT THE BUS STOP CALCULATING HOW TO DIVIDE $5.00 IN QUARTERS BETWEEN PORNO BOOTHS & SNICKERS deuce: HOLY CHRISTABLES spigot: ONLY GOD AND THE HUBBLE TELESCOPE KNOW WHAT I'M BEATING OFF TO deuce: ALSO THOSE CIA SPY SATELLITES

spigot: TITS -AND- GTFO

spigot: **SOB** THE POOR OVERWORKED CHILDREN OF OTHER NATIONS spigot: FUCK YOU spigot: GO SHIT YOURSELVES

deuce: WHAT DID YOU GET ME FOR CHRISTMAS??? pants: DEAD HOOKER PARTS deuce: AHEM THESE PARTS ARE ALSO USED pants: JIZZY BUT SERVICEABLE

deuce: WHY DID GOD INVENT SUCH A GODFORSAKEN HOUR OF THE MORNING pants: THERE IS NO GOD pants: ONLY KITTY pants: PRAISE HIM

pants: OH CRAP spigot: WHAT IN THE spigot: SON OF A pants: GOD HELP US spigot: ASSORTED EXCLAIMABLES

deuce: GOD IS REAL deuce: SORRY WAIT deuce: GOD IS REAL-ISH

pants: GOD LOVES SWIFT JUSTICEDONE TO UNLICKED DICKS deuce: CIRCUMCISIONSALL AROUND

spigot: GOD MADE THIS DAY FOR ME AND I'M GOING TO SUCK DICK

deuce: I THINK I BROKE MY DICK pants: GOD NO

deuce: I WAS WHACKING OFF AND THEN SUDDENLY THIS SPURTY WHITE VISCOUS LIQUID CAME SPRAYING OUT ALL OVER THE TELEVISION SET THE CATS AND MY FACE deuce: IT'S THE STRANGEST THING IT HAPPENS EVERY TIME pants: GIVE IT TO ME

pants: a mild case of the duh deuce: a serious case of the fuhhhhhhhhh deuce: a severe case of ruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh deuce: a critical case of AIDS pants: god rest his soul

pants: GOD TOLD ME NOT TO TELL OTHERS I CAN HEAR HIM deuce: IF HE WAS THE REAL GOD HE WOULD BE PROUD OF IT pants: I MADE SURE IT WAS HIM !!! I'[M ALL LIKE DO THE WATER INTO PISS TRICK AND HE'S ALL OKAY AND THEN SUDDENLY PISS deuce: YEAH OKAY WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DEFER TO THE JUDGES ON THAT ONE pants: PFTRPFTFPTPFPT HE IS MY GOD

pants: CAN WE LICK IT BUT NOT PRICK IT AND THEREFORE CAUSE IT TO EXPLODE deuce: I AM CONCERNED ABOUT THE RISK OF ICKING ANYTHING pants: T DEUCE THE DICK PIT OPENS IN NINE MINUTES : Away From Keyboard [X] : Close : Away message: : ALL DEAD HERE : [ OK ] [ Cancel ] : PANTS TAPS HIS WATCH deuce: I SEE

pants: IT'S A MIRACLE MY MOUTH IS SO WIDE

pants: HEAVENLY PEACE deuce: RAPE IN GOD'S NAME

pants: ANY PORT IN A STORM IS WHAT THE MAN SAID deuce: IS THIS GOD'S PUNISHMENT

deuce: LICKING AND BEING PUNCHED pants: THAT MUST BE GOD'S WAY OF SAYING BAKE MORE TUBE COOKIES

deuce: GODDAMN HICCUPS spigot: THEY ARE CALLED BLACK PEOPLE deuce: I THINK YOU ARE CONFUSING THEM WITH WOPS pokey: YES!!!!-------

deuce: GUH spigot: VERY CONCERNED