atandt: GIN, VERMOUTH AND A SUGAR CUBE TIED TO A SLOPPY, REAMED-OUT OLIVE atandt: WHAT IF WE NEVER SAID THESE THINGS atandt: WHAT IF HAVE WE NO FREE WILL atandt: HOW CAN WE KNOW pants: YOUR STALL IS READY GENTLEMEN FOLLOW ME

spigot: ENOUGH OF THIS DEADLY GAME OF CAT & MOUSE....... LET'S LICK DICK

spigot: you just don't get it, do you? i vape. spigot: i vape and i suck dick and i'm a fucking retard spigot: (deal with it) spigot: *** vapes ***

pants: Dear Fags, pants: It's me again. pants: Y'all are still sleeping. pants: It's like I never left or stood over you beating off. pants: Love, pants

spigot: DEAR IDIOTS!!!!! BY TAKING AWAY THE PORN ON PAPER YOU FORCE THE FREAKS TO GRAB KIDS OFF THE STREET !!!!!! spigot: I MEAN DEAR GENIUSES

pants: DEAR MADONNA, PLEASE SHOW ME YOUR BOOBS AGAIN spigot: CC: BRITNEY pants: BCC: BACKSTREET BOYS

spigot: DEAR PHOTOGRAPHERS: PUTTING THE GIRL IN FRONT OF A FUCKING COMPUTER MAKES YOU BOTH TOTAL IDIOTS

pants: AHEM pants: WHERE'S THE PISS BUCKET pants: OH GODDAMNIT GET YOUR FOOT OUT OF THERE pants: STOP CLOMPING AROUND THE LIVING ROOM IN A COMICAL FASHION deuce: NEVER deuce: DEATH FIRST

pants: ARE YOU GOING TO THE PARTY TONIGHT spigot: I'LL NEVER ATTEND ANOTHER PARTY AGAIN AS LONG AS I LIVE (NOT MUCH LONGER) pants: THE SWEET EMBRACE OF DEATH CANNOT COME SOON ENOUGH GALUGHLAHGLAHLG pants: WHAT COULD BE BETTER THAN GOING TO SLEEP??????? GOING TO SLEEP FOREVER pants: PLEASE TAKE CARE OF MY 9 WIENERDOGS

pants: I HAVE A LUMP ON MY BREAST pants: WAIT IT'S JUST A NIPPLE pants: BASH MY HAND WITH A HAMMER LIKE IN CASINO PLEASE

spigot: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN spigot: HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR spigot: YOU'RE NOT LEO BUSCAGLIA

pants: DEBBIE HARRY IS TRYING TO KILL ME pants: SHE'S PRETENDING TO WORK ON THE TELEPHONE LINES BUT I KNOW THE TRUTH pants: GET DOWN FROM THERE YOU BITCH

spigot: MEANWHILE THE SHAMPOO VAC IS STILL SITTING OUT spigot: IF SOMEONE COMES BY TO PUT IT AWAY, I'LL ORDER MYSELF A PIZZA AND EAT IT BEFORE YOU GET HERE spigot: THAT'S THE SPIGOT PROMISE

net: IT'S LIKE A BIG GAY TRIATHLON net: FIRST THERE'S THE SUCKING, THEN THE HUMPING THEN THE DYING net: THE DECATHLON ALSO INCLUDES SUCH EVENTS AS VACUUMING AND PLAYING THE PIANO deuce: THIS ISN'T MICROSOFT DECATHLON FROM 1982 IS IT net: YOU HAVE TAKEN THE LEAD IN THE ASKING DUMB QUESTIONS EVENT

spigot: SHOULD I SIT ON A BEESWAX CANDLE OR AN HEIRLOOM TOMATO ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

deuce: DO YOU WISH TO DECLARE AN EMERGENCY effigy: YES effigy: LET MY PEOPLE GO deuce: ARRRRRR

deuce: WE ARE ALL GOD'S CHILDREN deuce: I MEAN EXCEPT EVERYONE HERE pants: BE HARD WITH ME deuce: N pants: BUT WHY THO deuce: I LOST THE ABILITY TO MAINTAIN AN ERECTION pants: AH spigot: WHATEVER'S GOING ON DOWN THERE IS PURELY DECORATIVE

spigot: CAN I OFFER YOU ANY SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES spigot: THEY'RE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS

deuce: I AM SO FUNNY IT IS DISGUSTING deuce: IT HURTS ME (DOWN DEEP INSIDE) pants: MOST THINGS DO deuce: T PANTS HE SAID HE WAS TAKING MY TEMPERATURE BUT THEN I HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL

.(pants): GRRRRRRRRR DUH MMMMMMM HURRRRRRR BLAHGLUAG HAGLUGUHLAGHLAG MMMM DUH MMMMM HUHHHHH ZZZZZZZZZ WHEN'S DINNER DUHHHHHHHH MMMMMM

spigot: THE COVER OF MY HITCH-HIKER'S GUIDE SAYS WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE PANICKING I SHOULD GRAB A DICK AND SUCK IT !!!!!! THANK GOD I CAN KNEEL ON THIS TOWEL AND PUT OUT A SERIES OF SHITTY CD-ROMS deuce: THE TOWEL IS FOR CATCHING THE SPURT SIR (YOU ARE SO NAIVE) pants: PROFESSIONALS ARE ALREADY WEARING THE KNEEPADS THEY PUT ON AT 5:30 THIS MORNING deuce: THAT'S THEIR CROSS TO BEAR pants: YOU DON'T SAY

ozone: HAK KAFF WHEEZE CHOKE ozone: CHOKE GASP WHEEZE

net: I WOULD LIKE FOR MY TOILET TO BE DEEPER net: I.E. FOR THE POOP WOULD FALL FARTHER net: THE FALL SHOULD BE LONG ENOUGH THAT THE POOP IS SCARED deuce: SCARED OR SCARRED (LISTENING INTENTLY) net: SCARED AS IN FRIGHTENED FOR ITS PHYSICAL SAFETY deuce: EXCELLENT net: IF THERE WAS SOME WAY IT WOULD SCREAM ON THE WAY DOWN THAT WOULD BE BEST deuce: IT IS THE ONLY WAY THE POO WILL LEARN

atandt: PAINT AND SPACKLE atandt: HURRRRG

pants: MEANWHILE BACK IN THE DARKEST REGIONS OF AFRICA: HUALGHULAGHLAG pants: (DICKLICKING TO DRUMBEATS) pants: HUALG HUALG UHAGULG HAGAH GLHALUUH LUGHAL UHGULA LHGAL UAGHLU AAHGA LHAL BRRRRR DRILLING NOISES BLAGUBHLABGLABG

deuce: HOW STONED ARE YOU spigot: FORGET RIGHT NOW

pants: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN BOYS AND GIRLS pants: IN JUST A FEW MINUTES pants: YOU WILL EXPERIENCE ONE OF THE MOST UNIQUE PAGEANTS PRESENTED ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD pants: BEGINNING IN JUST A FEW MINUTES THANK YOU pants: WE SUGGEST THAT YOU REMAIN IN THE SAME AREA UNTIL THE LIGHTS RETURN TO NORMAL pants: COLORFUL TWINKLING LIGHTS pants: COLORFUL TWINKLING LIGHTS pants: WE SUGGEST THAT YOU REMAIN IN THE SAME AREA UNTIL THE LIGHTS RETURN TO NORMAL spigot: THOSE WITH MEDICAL CONDITIONS WILL BE GIVEN PRIORITY pants: THANK YOU pants: COLORFUL TWINKLING LIGHTS spigot: THIS JUST IN pants: (BONG NOISES) : http://jerkcity.com/lights.mp3

deuce: PEACH DOESN'T SLEEP AROUND

pants: I'M COLD spigot: YOU NEED CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE DONG spigot: THINK OF ME AS THE DEEPAK CHOPACABRA pants: I WAS HOPING FOR MORE OF A DEEPTHROAT CHOPRA spigot: I WILL SEE YOUR DEEPTHROAT AND RAISE YOU A CHOPACABRA spigot: FOR A GRAND TOTAL OF spigot: DEEPTHROAT CHOPACABRA spigot: WOULD YOU LIKE A BAG pants: I'LL EAT IT HERE

spigot: IF I BEAT OFF IN YOUR FACE IS THAT STAND YOUR GROUND

pants: t deuce magneto was right (peace was never an option) deuce: he may not have been completely right deuce: but he was definitely handsome and charismatic and sure had a good point pants: what about piss (is that an option) deuce: what are your views on genderfluid piss pants: not a word deuce: is that because you yourself are genderfluid???? or because you're pissy pants: the piss one

pants: DEFINITELY GAYNESS deuce: POSSIBLE deuce: ALLEGED GAYNESS pants: WELL

: DELAYED DUE TO RAIN

spigot: NONE OF YOU SEEM TO UNDERSTAND spigot: I'M NOT LOCKED IN HERE WITH YOU spigot: YOU'RE LOCKED UP IN HERE WITH ME AND STOUFFER'S FAMILY STYLE LASAGNA AVAILABLE IN YOUR GROCER'S FREEZER

pants: I NEVER MEANT TO BREAK YOUR HEART pants: BALLS pants: WHATEVER deuce: ARE YOU SURE BECAUSE YOUR FOLLOW THROUGH WITH THE MALLET WAS DELIBERATE AND FORCEFUL

deuce: FUCK PEAS pants: COME WITH ME pants: AND I'LL SHOW YOU A WORLD OF DELICIOUS ENGLISH PEAS FRESH FROM THE GARDEN deuce: FUCK THEM pants: WE WERE BROUGHT UP ON FROZEN PEAS FROM SAFEWAY WHICH ARE FUCKING DISGUSTING deuce: THAT IS TRUE BUT THEY CAN STILL GO FUCK THEMSELVES

pants: I'D DONATE TO THE RELIEF EFFORT BUT MY CAT NEEDS CHEMO pants: FOLKS YOU TAKE THE FRESH PESTO WITH PINE NUTS AND CHEESE MIXED IN THEN SPREAD IT THICK LIKE PEANUT BUTTER ONTO THE PIZZA spigot: ACTUALLY IT'S ONE OF THE OLD BLACK-AND-WHITE RE-RUNS BUT DON'T LET ME INTERRUPT pants: TONIGHT'S EPISODE OF SPIGOT THE BEAR IS FILMED IN TECHNOCOLOR

pants: gonna make tarballs spigot: are those like lemon bars deuce: they're a bit like madeleines

pants: ADMIT NOTHING! pants: DENY EVERYTHING! pants: DEMAND PROOF! pants: OH WHO AM I KIDDING HULGAHLGHALUGHALUGHLUAHLAG

dick: T DEUCE IT'S YOUR TURN TO BE THE JERKCITY DEN MOTHER deuce: T DICK BUK BUK BUK deuce: I THOUGHT YOU SAID JERKCITY ***HEN*** MOTHER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 deuce: GET IT ???????????????????? deuce: PEOPLE ????????????????????????????? deuce: I'M TAKING THIS SHIT TO BROADWAY IT'S OBVIOUSLY TOO HOT FOR YOU PEOPLE

spigot: I THOUGHT DIX WAS DENVER INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT!!!!!!!! INSTEAD I AM IN A COMPARTMENT???????

deuce: T PANTS REMEMBER WHEN RIKER WANTED TO FUCK A HOLOGRAM BUT JUST ENDED UP FUCKING ME MORE IN THE ASS pants: T DEUCE I DO NOT REMEMBER

spigot: DEPLOYING MY NUTS AS AN INTERNATIONAL POLICE APPARATUS

deuce: PORNOGRAPHY IS MY DEPO PROVERA

pants: I AM DESCENDING SOMEHOW pants: SINKING, BEING LOWERED deuce: INTO A VAT OF DICK ??? pants: TOO DARK TO TELL (WILL SEND UPDATES)

deuce: NOTHING A HIGH-YIELD THERMONUCLEAR EXPLOSION CAN'T CURE pants: BACK TO BEING A DESERT spigot: ARE YOU SAYING I CAN ORDER 2 LARGE DEEP DISH PIZZAS

spigot: IF YOU COULD WISH FOR THREE PEOPLE TO HAVE WITH YOU ON A DESERT ISLAND spigot: WOULD YOU NOT FACTOR IN WHETHER THEY'D ACTUALLY ENJOY BEING UPROOTED FROM THEIR LIVES AND STUCK THERE WITH YOU spigot: SUDDENLY EXPECTED TO DISPENSE WISDOM OR PERFORM OR BE ENGAGING IN ANY WAY deuce: I'D CHOOSE THEM BASED ON BEING A SUPPLEMENTAL FOOD SOURCE

pants: WHO WANTS A ROASTED SUCCULENT THAT I'M SURE IS NOT POISONOUS pants: I CALL THIS A WOOD-FIRED SUCCULENT WITH SAND

deuce: WHAT'S CHRISTOPHER WALKEN DOING ON ARRAKIS (DESERT PLANET)

spigot: LET'S GET WOODEN NAPKIN RINGS AND REALLY LAY THE TABLE RIGHT

spigot: and you call them licked dicks despite the fact that they are obviously grilled

spigot: LIGHT YEARS ARE NOT ACTUALLY UNITS OF TIME, BUT GIRTH spigot: VALUE-ADDED PLUS FARTS spigot: :CHOCOLATE_BAR: :LOLLIPOP: :CANDY: :ICECREAM: :ICE_CREAM: :CAKE: :CUPCAKE: GLK BLK PBL spigot: CULTIVATING DESSERT POWER

spigot: DESTINATION: DONGS pants: CHRIST IS LORD pants: GET IT ON pants: TALK ME DOWN, TALK ME OFF

spigot: I KEEP DETAILED NOTES ABOUT EVERY DICK THAT'S EVER ASSAULTED ME HERE IN MY TRAPPER-KEEPER

deuce: STARCROSS deuce: PLANETFALL deuce: ENCHANTER pants: DETECTIVE FAGGOT'S SPACE ADVENTURE (INFOCOM'S LAST, LEAST-LOVED CREATION)

deuce: PISSING MYSELF WITH EXCITEMENT (AND ALSO PISS)

atandt: I'M COURIER deuce: I'M LUCIDA SANS TYPEWRITER deuce: I'M KICKING YOUR FUCKING SERIF ASS deuce: IT'S THE DEUCE AND ATANDT SHOW atandt: T DEUCE YOU ARE VERDANA (AND VERY READABLE) deuce: T ATANDT YOU'RE RIGHT deuce: LET'S NEVER FIGHT AGAIN deuce: AVENIR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ANGRY atandt: T DEUCE ALTHOUGH YOU SECRETLY WANT TO BE IMPACT deuce: T ATANDT BUT THAT WOULD MEAN I COULDN'T TYPE IN LOWERCASE deuce: T ATANDT OH POINT TAKEN atandt: I'M A RESUMABLE DOWNLOAD NOW

deuce: I'M CONCERNED YOU DON'T BELIEVE MY BALLS ARE SAUCY ENOUGH pants: KEEP YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM deuce: BECAUSE FUCK YOU THEY'RE SAUCY pants: YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN... SEXY

: JE VOUS AIMERAI TOUJOURS, POUR TOUJOURS ET JAMAIS, DANS LA NUIT ET L'TERNIT, NOUS NOUS RUNIRONS DANS LE CIEL AU AMRICAIN JOHN WAYNE ET SERONS ENSEMBLE TOUJOURS -- Excerpt from PANTALON ET DEUX: UNE HISTOIRE D'AMOUR deuce: I DISLIKE IKE pants: IKE DISINVITES YOU FROM THE PROM deuce: :-(

deuce: ALSO I FOUND A SILVERFISH EARLIER TODAY AND IT TURNS OUT THAT SILVERFISH DO *NOT* TASTE LIKE CHICKEN

deuce: I HAVE TAPED A CROSS TO MY DOOR BUT STILL THE DICKS COME POURING IN AT NIGHT deuce: DEAR GOD HOW CAN I POSSIBLY WORSHIP YOU WHEN YOU HAVE SENT THESE THINGS TO POUND AROUND MY FACE/ASS/HAIR deuce: I MEAN JESUS DICKS AND PRICKS GIVE ME A SIGN OR SOMETHING I FEEL LIKE JOB (PRONOUNCED J-O-B THOUGH)

spigot: FELONY DICKLICKING pants: OW MY EYE pants: ALL RIGHT WE'LL DO THE DAMN LOT COUNT deuce: FELONIOUS ASSAULT WITH A SPROINGING BONER pants: OW MY OTHER EYE deuce: NOW WE CAN TAKE HIS MONEY WITH COMPLETE ASSURANCE HE WILL NOT SEE US

deuce: LET'S REVIEW: deuce: JERKCITY GUYS SAY DICKS = POETRY deuce: OTHER PEOPLE SAY DICKS = CHILDISH FAGGOTS

deuce: I GOT A PLANT !!!!!!!! TO MAKE MY WORK ENVIRONMENT MORE COMFORTABLE AND LESS SPARTAN !!!!!!!!!! ALSO I'M MENSTRUATING

deuce: CHRISTNUTS, NEW ZEALAND

: DEUCE 90 LBS : HAS : A : POSSE

spigot: WITH A HOCUS POCUS / YOU'RE IN FOCUS spigot: YOU'RE THE STAR TODAY / HOORAY spigot: SMILE / YOU'RE HAVING A STROKE deuce: HURRRRRR THUMP

deuce: LET'S GO TO VEGAS !!!!!!!!!!!! deuce: AND MURDER WOMEN deuce: BECAUSE GAMBLING IS FUN !!! deuce: ALSO MURDERING WOMEN

deuce: I'M IN ORBIT deuce: I DON'T LIKE IT UP HERE deuce: THERE ARE NO BONERS IN SPACE

deuce: I GUESS THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LICK DICK : DEUCE IS SUDDENLY SCARED

pants: DEUCE JUICE pants: FRESHLY-SQUEEZED DEUCE JUICE pants: GET YOUR DEUCE JUICE

deuce: HI I LIKE POO deuce: HEY LOOK AT MY BLACK TITS deuce: BLBAHLABLHBAHLBAH

deuce: I WONDER WHAT CYNDI LAUPER IS DOING RIGHT NOW

deuce: GHLGALHGAHGAHLGALHGA deuce: SPONTANEOUSLY CATHCES FIRE BUT CONTINUES deuce: GHHGAHAGLGHGALGHL

spigot: SCREW THE LIDS ON TIGHT OR THE URINE LEAKS ALL OVER THE TRUNK

deuce: I GUESS WHAT I'M SAYING IS DICKS pants: I'M GONNA RIDE ON TOP OF YOU deuce: HELLS YEAH

deuce: 1 2 3 4 deuce: EVEN THOUGH I TRY / I CAN'T LET GO deuce: SOMETHING IN YOUR EYES / CAPTURED MY SOUL deuce: AND EVERY NIGHT / I SEE YOU IN MY DREAMS deuce: YOU'RE ALL I KNOW / I CAN'T LET GO deuce: IF YOU WOULD GET OFF / I COULD BREATHE deuce: "GET OFF" COULD BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS THERE

: DEUCE SLOWLY REALIZES THAT A GOATEE MAKES EVERYONE LOOK RETARDED

deuce: I AM UNDER NO OBLIGATION TO LICK THAT DICK (EYEING DICK NERVOUSLY) deuce: WHO SAID THAT deuce: MOTHER IS THAT YOU

: DEUCE VS. THE POP-UP WINDOW: HANG OUT WITH MICKEY AND FRIENDS AT DISNEY'S BLAST. JOIN NOW. : DEUCE MASTURBATES HIMSELF UNCONSCIOUS deuce: GUESS THAT'S DEUCE'S BLAST

deuce: MY BUTT HURTS FROM A LONG WALK THE OTHER DAY!!! deuce: BECAUSE I AM A `FAT FUCKING GLAZED HAM` deuce: :NOTES: MY MAKEFILE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD :NOTES:

deuce: T SPIGOT MY LOVENSE IS WAITING, WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG ON YOUR END spigot: T DEUCE I THREW IT OUT THE WINDOW ON THE HIGHWAY spigot: IT SHOULD FEEL LIKE CARS ARE RUNNING OVER YOUR PENIS

: "I'm going to suck your fat dick and make you plow my ass," said the queerest vampyre of the lot, Count Fucking Faggot. : -- Excerpt from Undead but Also Bi-Curious (anon.) deuce: WHO'S UP FOR MY NUTS deuce: WHICH ARE CURRENTLY AVAILABLE

deuce: I'M GOING TO DRILL HOLES IN YOUR SKULL AND POOR ACID IN THEM AND THEN YOU'LL BE MY SLAVE FOREVER pants: T DEUCE IF YOU WERE A DAEMON YOU WOULD BE DEUCED deuce: T PANTS YOU'D BE IN.PANTSD pants: T DEUCE (CRYING NOISES)

spigot: THESE DEVELOPER CD'S WILL TAKE MY MIND OFF COCKSUCKERY FOR TWO SECONDS spigot: QUICKDRAW spigot: DRAG MANAGER spigot: PRINTING spigot: HOW GAY I AM deuce: ERROR -43 spigot: PLEASE APOLOGIZE FOR DISSING THE MACINTOSH spigot: DISSING MEANS "DISRESPECTING" IN EBONICS spigot: EBONICS IS LIKE THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN deuce: ERROR -41

deuce: NORTH AMERICA IS DEVOID OF LIFE

deuce: USING MY HOMO-RAY ON YOU pants: OF ALL THE DIABOLICAL SCHEMES -- pants: SO THAT'S WHAT'S BEEN MAKING ME GAY ALL THIS TIME pants: NORMALLY WE'D GO TO THE BATCAVE, OLD CHUM, BUT AT THIS POINT BUT THE RAY'S EFFECTS HAVE MADE THE SPACE FAR TOO CRUISY net: LET'S GO THERE ANYWAY deuce: W-W-WHAT

spigot: WE'VE GOT TO GET THIS QUEER TO THE TOILET AND STAT spigot: DIAGNOSIS BONER spigot: WE NEED FIVE CC'S OF SQUIRTY SPURT AND A WET NAP pants: SDALLKJJL spigot: WE'RE LOSING HIM pants: I THINK NOT spigot: HE'S NOT RESPONDING TO THE POKING spigot: I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ADMINISTER THE BALLS MYSELF pants: FACE DON'T FAIL ME NOW spigot: T PANTS I THINK HE'S FAKING BEING DEAD SO HE CAN GET THE FREE DICK pants: T SPIGOT THAT DOESN'T BOTHER ME ONE BIT REALLY

spigot: MUST spigot: REACH spigot: RAPE WHISTLE

spigot: BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP BEEP BOOP BEEP spigot: CAUSE IF YOU LICK MY D spigot: HELLO

: orange groves and open fields : highway in the sky : travellers in rockets : make me cry : you know what to do : forget about rehab : -- anon. pants: NO, SERIOUSLY, A WIKIPEDIA ADMIN WITH A DIAPER FETISH spigot: EEW spigot: HOW DOES HE WEAR HIS FUCKING TAMPON pants: UNDER HIS FLORAL-PATTERNED SKIRT

spigot: T PANTS WILL YOU PLEASE BE MY NET NANNY spigot: I REALLY MEAN IT THIS TIME spigot: I ASK NOT BECAUSE I'M SOILED

pants: THIS IS RADIO FREE JERKCITY COMING TO YOU FROM AROUND THE WORLD AND UNDER THE SINK pants: THIS STUFF IS BOTTLED AT THE SOURCE (DIAPERS UNDER YOUR DOCKERS) BRACE YOURSELF FOR THE POWER AND THE WISDOM (FISTICUFFS ENSUE) pants: TRY TAKING A PICTURE OF YOUR PENIS AND SAVING IT IN JPEG FORM (NOT TIFF, THAT'S TOO LARGE) AND THEN E-MAILING IT TO EVERYBODY (AS AN ATTACHMENT)

atandt: I'VE GOT DICK FEVER ozone: DOES IT APPEAR AS A RASH???? atandt: ON THE RIM OF MY MOUTH!!! ozone: OR DO YOU JUST HAVE THE HEADACHE!?!?!?!?! atandt: AND THE RIM OF THE BONG ozone: YEA, VERILY net: THE SUCKING OF COCK

pants: WATCH ME JERK OFF FOR CHARITY deuce: WHICH ONE pants: UH pants: "DICK FOR ME"

pants: WOW, DICK FOR ME pants: THANKS GUYS : Later that afternoon ... pants: YOU ARE REALLY GANGING UP ON ME IN HERE deuce: SHUT

deuce: SHUT pants: AUUUGH YOU PULLED THE FOOTBALL AWAY spigot: YOU SAY SHUT BUT YOU REALLY MEAN OPEN WIDE spigot: PLEASE CANCEL MY SUBSCRIPTION TO "ASIAN TITS" pants: FACE FACE FACE FACE FACE FACE NUTS deuce: DUCK DUCK DEUCE spigot: SUCKING OFF THE CAST OF USER FRIENDLY, EH pants: THEY STOOD STILL THIS TIME

ozone: COCK OF THE FUCK OF THE DICK OF THE SHIT pants: THIS IS NOT HAPPENING THIS IS NOT HAPPENING THIS IS NOT HAPPENING WAKE UP WAKE UP

spigot: dick pics are like boob pics but for ****her***