pants: CRACKS KNUCKLES spigot: WHY I OUGHTA (FARTS, FALLS)

spigot: BEETHOVEN'S FIFTH MOVEMENT ALL OVER YOUR FACE spigot: SING A SONG WITH THAT BROWN DILDO IN YOUR MOUTH spigot: FOLKS WE CAN'T ALL LICK DICK IN THE SAME CRANBERRY BOG

deuce: T PANTS I WONDER OF CRANBERRY FLAVORED VODKA WILL TURN ME INTO A COMMUNIST (RE: RED) pants: USE ME AS A MOP deuce: BUT THEN WE'LL NEVER GET ON SURVIVOR

spigot: FOLKS IT TURNS OUT NANTUCKET CRANBERRY LEMONADE BOTTLECAPS ARE JUST WIDE ENOUGH spigot: TO FALL DOWN INTO THE BONG spigot: AND CREATE A TIGHT SEAL spigot: WHICH CAN ONLY BE RELEASED WITH A LONG PENCIL!!!!! spigot: OR CHOPSTICK spigot: CAREFUL OF THE SPLOOSH!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: IN YOUR FUCKING IDIOT FACE!!!!!!!

spigot: JERK JERK JERK spigot: JERKITY SPURT spigot: JERK JERK JERK spigot: JERKITY SPURT atandt: *69

spigot: YAY AND MY MACHINE CRASHES AND CHOKES AND CRAWLS TO A STOP!!!!! spigot: THANKS NOTE PAD

pants: CAN I CRASH ON YOUR BALLS FOR THE NIGHT deuce: SURE BUT I WARN YOU THEY ARE SPIKEY AND STABBY AND EMIT WEIRD SOUNDS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT (YOU'LL HEAR LOW-FREQUENCY, METALLIC GROWLS, JUST IGNORE IT)

spigot: HMMM URF HUMPING MYSELF spigot: CRASH spigot: BONK

pants: OFER pants: SUCKING COCKS IN THE BARNES & NOBLE TOILETS SHOULDN'T LEAD TO FLOATING IN SPACE!!! HOW EMBARASSING

pants: SOONER OR LATER YOU'LL COME CRAWLING BACK AND I'LL LOOK DOWN AT YOU AND SAY, "THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE BACK I MISSED YOU SO MUCH"

deuce: breasts pants: no deuce: y pants: i need advance notice next time (E_CRAWLSPACE_FULL)

pants: THAT'S THE ONLY DICK ON THIS SPACECRAFT !!!! BE CAREFUL JEAN-CHARLES deuce: WHAT A WASTE OF TIME AND OXYGEN pants: JEAN-CHARLES, LOOK OUT THE VOLCANO IS ABOUT TO BLOW deuce: SERIOUSLY PEOPLE THIS DICK ISN'T GOING TO JUST SUCK ITSELF pants: JEAN-CHARLES YOU BROUGHT HOME A CRAAAAAZY TALKING BIRD AND IT FLAPPED OUT THE WINDOW deuce: WELL WHAT DO YOU KNOW THERE IT GOES

deuce: MY BALLS ARE AVAILABLE UNDER THE CREATIVE COMMONS 3.0 LICENSE.

pants: [B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[A[A[A pants: LOOK I MIXED THE [B'S UP WITH THE [A'S deuce: ~~~~~~~ deuce: TAKE THAT pants: [B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B[B pants: TOPPING IT OFF deuce: IF YOU USE UP ALL THE [B WHAT WILL BE LEFT FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS deuce: THEY WILL HAVE TO MOVE TO THE [C OR EVEN THE [D pants: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THEM, I'LL BE DEAD deuce: YOU ASSHOLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!! pants: I PREFER TO BE CALLED A SELF-CENTERED CREEP

pants: HALGHLUAUH GULAHGULHULAG LGHLAGLHALUGLAG CREEPER GBGHLUAGBLAGUH BLABGLBGAL

spigot: :SPACE_INVADER::SPACE_INVADER::SPACE_INVADER: BLEEP BLORP spigot: :SPACE_INVADER::SPACE_INVADER::SPACE_INVADER: WE ARE THE CREW OF ALIENS DOING HJ'S spigot: :SPACE_INVADER: HELLO spigot: :SPACE_INVADER: H E L L O spigot: :LEFT-FACING_FIST::SPACE_INVADER::RIGHT-FACING_FIST: P L E A S E A P P R O A C H

spigot: CHIRP PIRP CHIRP PIRP CHIRP PIRP HYPNOTIZING ME spigot: CHIRP YOUR'RE GAY CHIRP YOU'RE GAY CHIRP GAY pants: A GAY CRICKET IN THE BIG BIG CITY spigot: FROG AND TOAD ARE FAGS

pants: I'M EATING CRICKETS AND ANTS deuce: GOOD THING BECAUSE OTHERWISE THOSE BUGS WOULD TAKE OVER THE WORLD deuce: PANTS IS OUR LAST AND ONLY LINE OF DEFENSE pants: YOU MIGHT SAY I'M A NATIONAL HERO pants: CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH

pants: STAND BACK GOTTA BEAT OFF spigot: INCONCLUSIVE BUT I DIDN'T DO THE NEEDFUL OR THE DUE DILIGENCE pants: CRONCH CRONCH CRONCH A DIET OF CRICKETS

spigot: t deuce are you going to the oakland ham cram spigot: I SAID T DEUCE ARE YOU GOING TO THE OAKLAND HAM CRAM spigot: t deuce either you're going to the oakland ham cram or the flea market at de anza college spigot: starts at 5:00am spigot: i will park and honk and honk until you come out with a blanket spigot: i might show up a little early spigot: t deuce i need a good deal on crimp connectors spigot: crimping is not easy

deuce: RENDEZVOUS WITH RAMA (2009) deuce: PLEASE PLACE ME IN THE CRISPING SLEEVE

deuce: I'M GOING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE INNOVATION OF CRISPR TO MAKE MY BONER WORK (WHAT) (DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD) (/QUIT) (OH GOD OH GOD HOW DO I STOP THIS THING) (FUCK FUCK I CAN'T FIND THE OFF SWITCH) (COMPUTER, STOP) (COMPUTER, END) (COMPUTER, FUCK YOU) (FUCK FUCK FUCK) (CHRIST ON A CRUTCH I WAS DOING GREAT RIGHT UP TO THIS POINT AND NOW EVERYONE WILL KNOW) (FOR FUCK'S SAKE CAN'T I INVENT A TIME MACHINE OR SOMETHING TO TAKE THIS ALL BACK) (JESUS, JESUS, IF YOU'RE UP THERE, PLEASE READ THIS: REMOVE THIS BONEQUEST STRIP) (GOD NO) (WHAT WILL I DO NOW) (ONLY ONE THING TO DO) (SLIT WRISTS) (DEAD)

spigot: pepperidge farm mint millennials spigot: crispy gaza strips pants: uhhh yeah suck it

pants: CROP CIRCLES LOOK NEAT deuce: THEY'RE DONE BY HICKS YOU KNOW pants: BUT WAIT pants: I JUST SAW SOME FREAKS MAKING THEM deuce: OH SORRY THEN THEY'RE ALIENS pants: DO FAGS MAKE THEM? deuce: DO THEY EVER !!!!!!!

pants: PASS THE HOOKA pants: COUGH COUGH COUGH NOW YOU PUT YOUR MOUTH ON IT deuce: BUT YOU HAVE HUGE OPEN SORES ON YOUR LIPS THAT ARE OOZING pants: LET'S RELAX, KICK BACK AND SUCK A FAT-ASS DICK deuce: CRAMMING IT CROSSWISE spigot: I DON'T LIKE ANY OF THESE AUTOMATED BEHAVIORS

pants: WELL SHE WAS DRESSED LIKE A SLUT deuce: LIFTING THE DRESSOVER HER HEADBECAUSE SHE LOOKED COLD spigot: I'M ON BOARD WITHCROSS-POLLINATING MAZDASWITH HUMDINGERS

: Antarctic Circle pants: KNOCKING THE COCKS DOWN USING MY PSYCHIC POWERS (AND A CROWBAR) : 70 Biscoe, 1831 : Bellin[obscured]lsen, 1820

pants: CROWDFUND MY BONER pants: BY WHICH I MEAN BEAT ME OFF pants: THERE'S NO NEED TO RAISE MONEY FOR THIS SORT OF THING deuce: THERE'S NOT EVEN A WEBSITE pants: YEAH ABOUT THAT UH

deuce: THIS IS NO WAY TO ADDRESS A CROWN PRINCE pants: MY LIEGE deuce: SUCK BALLS

spigot: TIME TO LISTEN TO THE BANANARAMA SONG AGAIN spigot: DOODLE OOT DOOT / DOOT DOOT DOOT spigot: DOODLE OOT DOOT / DIP DURP DOOP spigot: IT REALLY IS A CRUEL SUMMER

deuce: I'M A FORM OF CRYPTOCURRENCY deuce: USE ME TO PURCHASE DRUGS, ILLEGAL WEAPONS, OTHER ILLICIT MATERIALS ... deuce: ... AND ILLEGAL SERVICES SUCH AS CONTRACT KILLINGS

deuce: COCKSUCKING 101 deuce: FIRST: STROKE THE DICK deuce: TELL THE DICK YOU LOVE IT deuce: SECOND: KISS THE DICK deuce: DO IT LIGHTLY LIKE YOU'RE KISSING SOMEONE FOR THE FIRST TIME deuce: FUCKING SUCK IT LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SUCKED BEFORE deuce: IF YOU PASS OUT THAT'S ALL RIGHT deuce: YOU'LL COME TO EVENTUALLY bung: THIS IS A VERY STRANGE DOJO

deuce: STILL NEED TO KNOW WHO SHAVED AJA pants: FIND OUT WHO HAD THE MOST TO GAIN pants: THAT WILL TELL YOU WHO SHAVED HER

deuce: LET'S PLAY CUMCATCH pants: ALL RIGHT BUT I'VE pants: OW I WASN'T READY pants: OW OW YOU'RE CHEATING pants: STOP USING STRATEGY pants: OW OW OW YOUR NETCODE SUCKS

deuce: THE CUNT BONE CONNECTS TO THE SHIN BONE deuce: OR AT LEAST IT WILL AFTER MY REDESIGN

pants: :CUP_WITH_STRAW: SIPPING THE PISS deuce: YOU'RE MORE OF APISS SIPPER(AS OPPOSED TOA PISS GULPER)

: WARNING: SPECIAL ACCESS REQUIRED : TOP SECRET FOR EYES ONLY UNAUTHORIZED USE PROHIBITED spigot: WHO'S DOING WHAT WITH BALLS NOW spigot: NEVER MIND

spigot: DOLLY MADISON FRUIT PIES HIGHLIGHTING MY UTTER GAYNESS spigot: SOMEONE PLEASE FUCKING TAKE MY PICTURE atandt: LEMME TRY THAT AGAIN atandt: CLICK spigot: A GOOD MAGICIAN NEVER DOES HIS TRICKS TWICE (UNLESS IT'S CUPS AND BALLS)

.(deuce): GETTING SICK AGAIN I GUESS .(deuce): PUNCHING HOOKERS .(deuce): THAT ALWAYS FIXES UP A COLD

deuce: DO YOU WANT TO SUCK ON MY COCK pants: [Y/N] deuce: CURIOUSLY ENOUGH IT DEFAULTS TO [Y] pants: WHAT'S ALSO ODD IS THAT NOBODY HAS EVER SUBMITTED [N] deuce: CURIOUSLY pants: AN X-FILE IF YOU WILL

deuce: ALSO LET'S LICK DICK IN UNISON pants: WE CAN DO IT IN TIME TO THIS MUSIC pants: OOOMPA OOOMPA pants: I AM LEARNING A LESSON IN POLITENESS, DICKLICKING pants: ALSO PIES CURIOUSLY ENOUGH

pants: THE CURSOR LIES deuce: COMPUTERS ARE AMAZING

spigot: SOUNDS LIKE THE NOTE PAD AND THE CALCULATOR ARE FIGHTING AGAIN!!!!!! spigot: I'M MORE USEFUL!!!!! spigot: NO I'M MORE USEFUL!!!! spigot: THEN FIND FILE POPS UP WITH "HEY KEEP IT DOWN OR I'LL CALL THE D.A." (GET IT BECAUSE THEY ARE DESK ACCESSORIES) spigot: AND PUZZLE'S ALL "FUCK YOU FIND FILE!!!!!!!" spigot: AND FIND FILE IS ALL: MY NAME IS *****SHERLOCK***** spigot: THEN A CURTAIN DROPS DOWN THAT LOOKS LIKE MACSBUG deuce: DUDE THAT IS FREAKING ME OUT MAN

pants: I HATE THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS (FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON) net: WHEN YOU GET IRRATIONAL, I GET STIFF pants: OK GIVE ME A MINUTE HERE pants: UH deuce: POO-KABOB pants: DICKS AND PRICKS BAKED IN THE OVEN AND SERVED TO ME ON A SILVER PLATTER pants: OK HOLD ON atandt: FUCKING READ FROM THE SCRIPT pants: I'M PREOCCUPIED WITH THE EASTERN EUROPEAN SITUATION deuce: GLAHGLAGH atandt: THIS ISN'T EVENING AT THE IMPROV

deuce: I'M ONLY GOING TO SAY THIS ONE TIME, FOLKS: deuce: SPINDERELLA, CUT IT UP ONE TIME

spigot: WAITER!!!!! REALITY CHECK OVER HERE!!!!!!! FROM HELL!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: THANKS FOR SHARING!!! A LITTLE MORE INFORMATION THAN I NEEDED TO KNOW!!!!!!!!!! spigot: CUT OFF MY MOTHERFUCKING DICK AND STUFF IT INTO MY MOUTH AND KICK ME DOWN THE WATERSLIDE

spigot: after he splorks on your face let's cut to the dog covering his eyes with his paws

net: CUT TO SHOT FROM JUST UNDER TOILET RIM, A PAIR OF BIG DANGLY BALLS SWAYING GENTLY

pants: 1. [] A HOLE CUT IN SOMETHING FOR DECORATION OR TO ALLOW THE INSERTION OF SOMETHING ELSE.

spigot: I'M A CYBER_AD spigot: WHICH; spigot: MAKES_NO spigot: FUCKING SENSE

pants: ARE DOMAIN NAMES NFTS pants: WHAT ABOUT TWITTER HANDLES deuce: LEAVE ME ALONE pants: ARE YOU HUNG OVER HONEY deuce: N pants: NEED A HUG deuce: YYY pants: HOW ABOUT A CYBER HUG deuce: YN

(pants): T SPIGOT I AM SO SORRY (RE: COCKS, FACE) spigot: THAT'S ALL I'VE GOT pants: T DEUCE NOW LET'S HAVE CYBERSEX deuce: T PANTS BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

spigot: FOLKS I THINK CYBERSPACE NEEDS AN OFFICIAL FLAG AND SONG AND BIRD AND FLOWER!!!!!!! spigot: STARTING A PETITION AND HANDING IT AROUND spigot: WEIGHING SUGGESTIONS AND FORMING COMMITTEES TO DISCUSS/DEBATE spigot: FLAG: PICTURE OF DOG SHIT spigot: SONG: THE DOG SHIT SONG spigot: BIRD: THE DOG SHIT BIRD????? spigot: FLOWER: LUMP OF DOG SHIT spigot: AMERICA / AMERICA

spigot: IS THIS SOME KIND OF CYBERFEMINIST WEBZINE spigot: BECAUSE I NEED A BJ spigot: FUCKING LAUGH

spigot: I HOPE NO ALIENS FIND OUT ABOUT MY ACTIVITIES spigot: HONK atandt: GLHBLHGLUB spigot: @$%&*(&; BLORK atandt: HURGLK%*$) spigot: CYBERFRIENDS atandt: JUST GIVE ME A TOKEN FOR FIVE MORE MINUTES

pants: ATMOSPHERE: pants: BREATHABLE pants: RADIATION: pants: MINIMAL deuce: > CYCLE AIRLOCK pants: wait what no

spigot: PERMISSION TODAFQBOSIDPEIYF pants: WHAT spigot: I WOULD LIKE TOD A F Q B S I D P E R I Y FIF YOU PLEASE pants: >>> ROT 13 <<< D A F Q B S I D P E R I Y F ? ? ? ? ? ? ? spigot: NO pants: I RESPECTFULLY GIVE UP spigot: DO A FEW QUICK BEATOFFS SO I DON'T PREMATURELY EJACULATE RIGHT IN YOUR FACE

deuce: DUCK DUCK DEUCE spigot: CANNOT FOLLOW COHERENT THREAD FROM START TO FINISH pants: I NEED YOU TO TALK ME OFF spigot: SEE ME spigot: D-

pants: RUGGED, SEXY MARLBORO MEN SUCH AS MYSELF pants: STICKS LOWER LIP OUT pants: I WILL ROLL IN THEM SO I SMELL LIKE THEM (DOG LOGIC) pants: WHAT I MISS THE MOST ARE STONERS WHO USED TO HANG OUT BY THE 7-11 pants: LIVESTREAM YOURSELF EATING SNAILS pants: I'M TOTALLY GAY FOR SLEEPING IN MY BED pants: JERKMATE: IT'S FUN EXCITING AND TOTALLY CONFIDENTAL pants: WHAT ABOUT OUR D&D PODCAST ??????????????

deuce: BEETHOVEN'S FIFTH DONG pants: THAT'S 4 MORE DONGS THAN HE REALLY SHOULD HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF

spigot: BRING IN DA NOISE AND BRING OUT DA PRICKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: HOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M AN ADULT GAY MALE IN ADULT GAY DIAPERS

pants: CHOP MY HEAD OFF pants: WHY YES I WILL GO TO OLIVE GARDEN WITH YOU pants: SWOON

pants: DADDY WILL NEVER LET YOU WEAR THIS MUCH MAKEUP deuce: THANK YOU FOR LISTENING

spigot: FOLKS WHY AREN'T WE TURNINA spigot: ASDJF9B TURNING A spigot: SOMETIMES THE JOKES ARE SO FUNNY THEY'RE SLIPPERY

spigot: . . . . . AND . . . . . . spigot: PISS HOSES pants: PRINT THAT pants: DAGUERREOTYPE THAT SHIT

spigot: WHERE'S MY DAILY HEADS-UP DASHBOARD VISUALIZING OUR BONEQUEST CONTRIBUTIONS THROUGHOUT THE DAY, FROM OUR FIRST MORNING `GLBLG` TO OUR LAST EVENING `HGLBLG` ALONG WITH EVERYONE'S EMOJI COUNT, AN INDIVIDUAL'S PEAK HOURS, MAYBE A

pants: YOU THERE pants: GOD BLESS YOU FOR VANDALIZING WIKIPEDIA pants: THERE IS NO HIGHER PURPOSE (NO GREATER LOVE) atandt: COCK ZOMBIE ??? WELL ALL RIGHT BUT

deuce: NAZI MEMORABILIA deuce: T PANTS I INVOKE MY FIFTH AMENDMENT RIGHT TO JERK OFF IN A PUBLIC PLACE pants: [44$ deuce: DAMN STRAIGHT

deuce: AS YOU CAN SEE, I HAVE NO EXTERNAL GENITALIA TO SPEAK OF deuce: HOW DO I KEEP PANTS INTERESTED, YOU ASK? deuce: THREE WORDS: PEANUTS, POPCORN, PRESENTS : malamika akiri&#285;o

deuce: DANCE FOR ME pants: i have no formal training, this is only a ritual i've seen performed from a distance pants: what i'm saying is that you need to set your expectations appropriately

deuce: EVERYONE'S CLOTHES BACK ON pants: DANCE HALL DAYS deuce: CLOTHES ON FIRST pants: WE WERE pants: COOL pants: WITH pants: CHRIST deuce: I THOUGHT WE WERE CLEAR THAT YOU WOULD ONLY WANG CHUNG WHILE CLOTHED pants: C'MON BABY

spigot: WINGDINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (REST) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pants: i challenge you to a dance-off deuce: forfeit

pants: WHEN DOES THE DANCE PARTY START deuce: IT IS ALREADY ON SIR pants: I CAN BARELY HEAR THE BEATS

spigot: ANY UPDATES ON WHAT THE DANCING HAMSTERS ARE UP TO spigot: CAUSE MY MONEY'S ON DANCING AND BEING ADORABLE spigot: ACTUALLY MY MOM'S MONEY

spigot: HOO HEY spigot: LOOK AT ME spigot: DANCING MAKES THE PRICKS GO AWAY spigot: HOO DOO spigot: BONK pants: GET OFF THE FLOOR AND BE A MAN

spigot: T PANTS I'M FLYING INTO THE DANGER ZONE pants: HEAVEN FORBID spigot: T PANTS BOMP BOMP DA DOMP BOMP pants: T SPIGOT YOU'LL ALWAYS BE MY TOP GUN spigot: EIGHT SNICKERS LATER I HAVE DIHARREA

spigot: LET'S JUST SAY SHE WAS DANNY ELFMAN SOUNDTRACK RETARDED

spigot: OKAY THE CURTAIN RISES AND WE SEE A SINGLE GHOST FLOATING OVER A BATHHOUSE spigot: THEN THE GHOST TAKES OFF HIS SHEET AND HE'S REALLY A BAT (OR SOMETHING) spigot: WITH DANNY ELFMAN MUSIC spigot: THEN THERE'S LIKE A SKELETON (OR NOT) AND MORE THINGS FLOAT AND JUMP AROUND spigot: AND PUPPETS

pants: THINK ABOUT ALL THE DICKS YOU'VE SUCKED AND VISUALIZE YOURSELF GOING ABOUT THE WHOLE THING AGAIN deuce: WELCOME TO DANTE'S INFERNO

pants: APPLE BABBLE pants: OH SHIT pants: I SEE YOU pants: NOW I DON'T pants: SHIT IT'S DARK pants: SOMETHING HAPPENED pants: NOT SURE WHAT pants: TRYING TO HIDE

pants: THIS STALL COULD USE SOME CURTAINS (AND A MORE NARROW GLORY HOLE) spigot: WE COULD DISGUISE IT AS A VOTING BOOTH pants: PULL THE LEVER FOR DICK spigot: KEEP PULLING IT spigot: NEARLY THERE BUH DURF NO OFFENSE BUT H. ROSS PEROT SOUNDS LIKE A STEAK SAUCE BUH HURRRRR I'M VOTING PEOPLE ALL OVER THE BALLOT BOX FOR THE LOVE OF HOLY GOD

spigot: WHAT DOES DUH STAND FOR deuce: IT STANDS FOR GHLAGLHAGLHAGLHAGLHAGLHAGLH spigot: YOU KNOW, IT REALLY REALLY DOES

spigot: CAN WE PLEASE EXCHANGE DATA, INFO RE: DICKLICKERY WAS RE: HOPING WE ALL MATURE 40+ LADIES LOOKING FOR SIMILAR SINGLES spigot: ME: BEARDED WINDBREAKER spigot: OKAY GANG: I JUST PLACED FRESH NEW LEMONY SOAP CAKES IN ALL THE URINALS AND ALL THE STALLS SO THERE'S REALLY NO EXCUSE

spigot: THIS DATACENTER NEEDS AN INTIMACY COORDINATOR deuce: IT DEFINITELY DOESN'T NEED MORE COCKSUCKING

spigot: dateline hollywood: i'm in talks to lick dick

spigot: NIGHT AND DAY spigot: YOU ARE THE ONE spigot: WHETHER JERKING OFF INSIDE spigot: OR UNDER THE SUN spigot: WHEN I LOOK AT YOU I SEE / A RECEPTACLE FOR MY PEE spigot: I'LL WATER YOU spigot: NIGHT AND DAY spigot: THOSE ARE THE ORIGINAL LYRICS AND IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME THEN YOU'RE PROBABLY A RACIST

pants: I TAUGHT MY FAT FROG TO SUCK FAT DICK pants: ANY QUESTIONS deuce: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUH NO pants: MMMMMMMM DAY OLD SOMETHING

deuce: TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF MY CRUSHING DEPRESSION

hanford: WHERE DID ALL THE ZOMBIES COME FROM pants: I THOUGHT THIS WAS A GAY DISCO

pants: EVENTUALLY THE ZOMBIES WILL BREAK THROUGH THE FLOOR AND EAT ME pants: THE ARMY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE HOURS AGO pants: REALLY RATHER CURIOUS WHY (MASTURBATES SELF) I WASN'T CHOSEN TO (SOMEHOW MANAGES TO MASTURBATE SELF AGAIN) ENTER HEAVEN

pants: WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT ZOMBIES COULD CAUSE SO MANY PROBLEMS atandt: GO FIGURE atandt: WHAT WOULD BUTTMAN DO pants: BUNCHED UP IN THE CRAWLSPACE GOING ON 39 HOURS NOW atandt: ZOMBIES LIKE TO PISS AND SHIT EVERYWHERE pants: THAT WAS ME (ALSO I POURED BONGWATER ON THE FLOOR)

spigot: on day zero of nofap everybody spigot: and that's the tea with a side of woke yikes yolos and yeets spigot: click here to take a shit

spigot: ONE QUESTION I HAVE IS IF DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME IMPACTS COCKSUCKING IN THE DATA CENTER

spigot: CHRIST JESUS IT'S 2PM AND PITCH BLACK OUTSIDE spigot: T PANTS IS THE GLOOMY/DARK DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME CASTING A WEIRD PALL OVER JERKCITY spigot: GONNA TALK TO GIANNA MICHAELS ABOUT THIS spigot: *BURK* DONE spigot: SHE WAS NOT HOME

pants: LICKING DICK IN COORDINATED LUNAR TIME

pants: ANAL FACTORY pants: HARDHAT REQUIRED pants: DAYS SINCE ACCIDENT: 0

spigot: BOSTON WAGES FIGHT AGAINST CANCER spigot: BOSTON 0 CANCER 80,000,000,000 spigot: MY UNDIAGNOSED UNCHECKED LUMPS!!!!!!!! TIME FOR YEARS OF PAINFUL CHEMO!!!!! HURRR OW MY HAIR THE DAILY SPINAL TAPS AND BLHLGUBHLBHLUG THROWING UP BLOOD BEFORE I FINALLY DECIDE TO GET OFF CHEMO AND DIE LIKE A FUCKING MAN pants: BLAM AND BRAINS AND DONE

atandt: A GLORIOUS DAY FOR SODOMY AND NIKE