deuce: I SEE YOU SUCKING pants: HOLY CRAP I'M BUSTED

pants: FOR THE LAST TIME I WAS NOT BEING GAY IN THERE I WAS SIMPLY PRACTICING FOR A PLAY spigot: A GLORY HOLE ?!? WHAT'S THAT ?!?!? I'VE NEVER EVER HEARD THAT TERM BEFORE atandt: HE AND I WERE JUST HUGGING AND TALKING AND HUGGING spigot: THESE GAY MAGAZINES ARE FOR AN ART PROJECT!!!!! NOT BEATING OFF TO atandt: YES I'M REALLY JUST HERE TO USE THE FACILITIES pants: I KNOW THAT'S MY NAME ON THE MAILING LABEL BUT THIS IS NOT MY ISSUE OF "HUNK" pants: AND FURTHERMORE I AM MOST CERTAINLY INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY deuce: THAT'S RIGHT FUCKO YOU'LL KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU

spigot: 9:00-9:30 THINK ABOUT YOUR DUMB CATS spigot: 9:30-10:00 WISH I COULD DRINK BEER WITH YOU IN A GAY PART OF TOWN deuce: T SPIGOT AT 9:45 YOU CAN USUALLY SEE ME SUCKING DICKS IN THE FOYER

spigot: BUT I WAS DRAGGING HIM TO THE HOSPITAL??????????

pants: NORMALLY I WOULDN'T GO OUT INTO THE WOODS AND SHOVE MY HAND INTO HOLES I FIND BUT

deuce: I WOULD JERK OFF TO ALLEVIATE MY SORROWS BUT ALAS IT IS TOO HOT deuce: SO INSTEAD I WILL COMMIT SUICIDE deuce: OH WHO AM I KIDDING IT IS EVEN TOO HOT FOR THAT

spigot: sucking ten dicks but also thinking this could have been an email

pants: i beat off nightly spigot: do you tho pants: i do spigot: but do u

pants: GIVING MYSELF HEAD AT WORK DURING BUSINESS HOURS pants: MY NECK HURTS BUT GOSH I'M NEVER SITTING UP STRAIGHT AGAIN pants: SUCK THE DICK YOU FAT OLD MAN

spigot: WE'VE GOT TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO GET MARK TWAIN ON THE ENTERPRISE

deuce: SON OF A BITCH pants: GO TO BED deuce: BUT I JUST pants: YOU HEARD ME deuce: FINE pants: TUCKING YOU IN

deuce: HEY CHECK OUT MY WANG pants: CLOSING MY EYES TIGHT, ONE EYELID TWITCHES AS I PEEK deuce: SURPRISE!!!!! IT'S A WANG pants: PLACING A BOW ON TOP

deuce: MY DICK spigot: ALL OF OUR DICKS, I SUGGEST TO YOU pants: HIS DICK pants: BUT GOOD SIR I deuce: SOME DICKS deuce: AT LEAST ONE DICK pants: REGARDING THE MASSIVE DICKS: I WILL GET BACK TO YOU (COMFORTABLE WITH SAYING I DON'T KNOW BUT I WILL FIND OUT)

pants: PLEASE DON'T FUCK THE LETTUCE OR THE CABBAGE pants: BUT IF YOU DO, USE PROTECTION

deuce: ARE YOU E.E. CUMMINGS BUT IN UPPERCASE atandt: LET'S CHECK atandt: NOPE

pants: THE VIEW IS AWFUL BUT MY FACE IS STAINED WITH JIZZ deuce: SO IT ALL EVENS OUT

deuce: IT'S NOT WHAT YOU KNOW IT'S WHO YOU GARK GARK GARK spigot: FOLKS IT CAN BE A SLOPPY *******OR******* A SWALLOW BUT NOT BOTH

deuce: BUT SOFT! DOES SURELY MY NEWFOUND POO PRESS AGAINST MY BUMHOLE WITH GREAT ALACRITY pants: MMM YEAH THAT'S SO UH HOT YEAH IT IS HOT

deuce: WHAT FAGGOTRY pants: THROUGH YON WINDOW BREAKS deuce: BUT SOFT! SUCK THAT FUCKING DICK, BITCH

deuce: THE BIRD'S TAPPING ITS BEAK ON THE WINDOW AGAIN pants: FEED HIM DICK THROUGH THE MAIL SLOT

deuce: BUT THEN HE JUST RETURNS TO THE COMIC IN A RANDOM STRIP WITH OTHERS WITH NO FANFARE, NO EXPLANATION, NEVER MENTIONED AGAIN pants: RELEASING THE FARTS spigot: HURRR

pants: I TOOK MY DONG OUT BUT THEN I THOUGHT BETTER AND TUCKED IT BACK IN THERE pants: YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LUCK IN LIFE pants: HEARTS AND MINDS GENTLEMEN pants: HEARTS AND MINDS

pants: RIP OFF MY HEAD, SHIT DOWN MY NECK BUT THEN WHEN YOU ARE DONE PLEASE REPLACE MY HEAD deuce: ME AND MY HEAD OR ME AND MY BODY

pants: i was totally going to suck a dick but then i saw a moth and now i'm scared

deuce: WHAT IF I DON'T **WANT** TO LICK DICK deuce: GLURF

deuce: TOUCH IT pants: BUT WHY pants: WHY deuce: DON'T ASK JUST DO pants: BUT I HAVE MANY QUESTIONS

pants: WHY IS EVERYTHING SO deuce: DOWN IN FRONT

pants: T DEUCE WHAT'S A BUTT HEN deuce: T PANTS WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME pants: T DEUCE WELL I SURE AS HELL DON'T KNOW deuce: I'M GOING TO END THIS CONVERSATION BY CASUALLY TURNING MY HEAD AWAY NOW pants: BUTT HEN deuce: WHO SAID THAT !?!?!? WAS IT THE WIND ?!?!?!?!?!??! pants: BUTT HEN (QUIETER) deuce: I CAN'T HEAR YOU ?!??!?! (pants): BUTT HEN

spigot: GAY I'M A PERSON WITH FEELINGS spigot: I MEAN I'M A PERSON WITH FEELINGS

deuce: BEAT ME OFF pants: RELEASE THE HOSTAGES FIRST deuce: NO PROMISES

deuce: YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND pants: BUTTERFLY SOUP pants: THE DAMN THINGS WON'T HOLD STILL pants: FURTHERMORE I CAN'T GET THEM CANNED

deuce: BUTTERNUT SQUASH SOUP $10 deuce: I'M NOT EATING AT LEAST TWO OF THOSE WORDS

pants: BUY ME A PONY pants: PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY pants: PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY

dick: I'M AN AFRICANIZED HONEY BEE !!!! ALL STARVING AND AIDSY dick: I'M A MEXICANIZED HONEY BEE !!!! TACOS Y TOSTADAS dick: I'M A GERMANIZED HONEY BEE !!!! ARBEIT MACHT FREI dick: I'M AN IRANIZED HONEY BEE !!!! MULLAH BIN KAFF GAG SAND dick: HALP

pants: ? (DUMB GUY VOICE) I SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO FLY deuce: ? (CONTINUING DUMB GUY VOICE) BUT YET I DO pants: OH SHIT deuce: ????

pants: OH GOOD THE BUZZIES atandt: !!1 pants: OKAY THE BATS WENT AWAY atandt: SOMEONE PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY pants: BOY AM I TIRED OF TYPING deuce: GLHAGHLGAHLAG

pants: HAVE YOU EVER RETIRED A HUMAN BY MISTAKE deuce: NOPE pants: WELL, OKAY

spigot: PANTS WANTS ME TO ASK WHAT HAPPENED TO THE-- (spigot): WHAT WAS IT AGAIN (pants): THE RIOT SHIELDS IN COUNTER STRIKE spigot: PANTS WANTS ME TO ASK WHAT HAPPENED TO THE RIOT SHIELDS IN COUNTER STRIKE (pants): ALSO TELL THEM DJ RAPEKIT ISN'T A NAME IT'S AN OBJECT

pants: HOW ABOUT pants: SHOW YOUR PUSSY TO THE WORLD pants: FOR MONEY deuce: WHAT THE ?!?!? deuce: T PANTS I FIND THE TERM "PUSSY" OFFENSIVE deuce: I MUCH PREFER "CUNT" pants: T DEUCE GIRL DON'T HAVE CUNTS (ANYMORE) pants: T DEUCE ME AND MY TEAM SEWED THEM ALL SHUT deuce: T PANTS BY SURGICAL MEANS OR BY ROYAL DECREE pants: T DEUCE THEY MUST MAKE DO WITH THEIR GASHES FROM NOW ON deuce: T PANTS SHIT THAT'S SOME SERIOUS WORK pants: T DEUCE WE WERE UP ALL NIGHT deuce: T PANTS WHEN DID YOU DO THAT ???? I THINK YOU JUST DREAMED THIS pants: T DEUCE SANTA CLAUS WAS BROUGHT IN FOR CONSULTING deuce: T PANTS 10-4

uncredited bunny: HEY MAN ARE YOU OKAY pants: THAT MOVIE WITH AL PACINO WHERE HE YELLS A LOT

deuce: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU deuce: AND A ONE AND A TWO AN

dick: SNEEZING SO HARD I'M GETTING DIZZY HERE PEOPLE dick: BY THE TIME YOU READ THIS I'LL ALREADY BE GAY dick: GUESS WHO'S NAKED deuce: LOOK WHO'S JERKING TOO

deuce: I'M A BYTE ORDER MARK deuce: USE ME WISELY

ozone: 8543515 BYTES RECEIVED IN 18.5 SECONDS (461904 BYTES/S) deuce: YOU KEEP SAYING THAT KIND OF STUFF ozone: WONDER WHY ALL THE 4.4 DERIVED CLIENTS GIVE BYTES/S deuce: I'M GAY ozone: WE KNOW deuce: JUST CHECKING

atandt: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN pants: I LOST MY LIGHTER atandt: BOYS AND GIRLS pants: IT'S ORANGE atandt: COLORFUL TWINKLING LIGHTS pants: IF YOU FIND IT LET ME KNOW (THANKS)

deuce: T PANTS THE STORE WAS OUT OF THE REGULAR BRAND OF CAT LITTER I USE SO I HAD TO GRAB THE PILE OF C. 1999 HUSTLERS AND SHRED THEM TO MAKE UP FOR IT, WRITE BACK

pants: MY CUNT IS FULL OF LADYBUGS deuce: YOU DON'T HAVE A CUNT pants: BUT pants: WHERE DID ALL THESE LADYBUGS COME FROM deuce: GHALGLUAGHULAG

spigot: PLEASE ADDRESS MY PENIS AS CRYPTO'S GOLDEN BOY

spigot: JOIN THE COMICS RETAILERS ARTISTS / PUBLISHERS WEBRING !!!!!!!!!! spigot: SIR THAT SPELLS "CRAP" AND HANGING UP NOW spigot: SQUEEZING, STARING

pants: I THINK JEFFREY EPSTEIN DID KILL HIMSELF deuce: DO NOT ATTRIBUTE TO MALICE WHAT CAN BE ATTRIBUTED TO COOL RANCH FLAVORED DORITOS

pants: T DEUCE GIVE ME HEAD IN THE SAUNA deuce: UMM pants: C'MON deuce: HMMM

spigot: did you know indonesia is at a crossroads spigot: it is

pants: WE HAVE TO **PICK UP ALL THE LITTER** AT **THE BEACH** pants: C'MON EVERYBODY!!!!!!!! pants: BLACK GARBAGE BAGS AND FLOPPY HATS pants: OVERALLS AND A STICK WITH A NAIL AT THE END pants: A HILL??????? GETTING BACK ON THE BUS TO THE DILDO POLISHING ACADEMY

spigot: QUITTING JERKCITY AND WAITING TABLES spigot: OUR SPECIAL TODAY IS MY PRICK IN YOUR FAT FACE WITH A CAESAR SALAD pants: WE ARE PREDICTING THIRD STAGE SHUTDOWN AT ELEVEN MINUTES THIRTY-TWO SECONDS

pants: I HAVE SEENDEUCE'S MANCUNT deuce: IT IS MADE OF CHEDDAR pants: VERY UPSET pants: IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN SWISS deuce: LET'S MAKE IT GOUDAAND CALL IT A WRAP

pants: call it friendo spigot: friendo is actually culturally insensitive, we prefer retardo (with a hard R) or fagface (with 2 long spluttery limpwristed F's)

deuce: I AM A STATIC_CAST deuce: PUNCH ME IN MY TITS AND CALL ME SALLY

pants: THESE BALLS AREN'T SO SCARY AFTER ALL pants: LOOK AT THEM THEY'RE SO CUTE AND OWWWWW GOD GET THEM OFF pants: OWWWWW CALL OFF YOUR BALLS WHOA HEY OWWWW

pants: OKAY IT TURNS OUT DRINKING OTHER PEOPLE'S BLOOD IS FRAUGHT WITH HEALTH RISKS AND ISSUES SO I'M GOING TO BE THE VAMPYRE THAT DRINKS DOUBLE ICED MOCHAS

pants: SENTENCED TO FIRST TIME ANAL deuce: CALLING ALL CARS, CALLING ALL CARS pants: SON OF A DICKS

spigot: HANDS UP WHO'S A FUCKING QUEER pants: QUEER HERE spigot: OKAY PEOPLE IT'S 4:30 IN THE MORNING AND I'M STILL A COMPLETE FAGGOT spigot: THIS BETTER WEAR OFF

pants: STOP CRYING !!! I TOLD YOU I WAS A COCKSUCKER FROM THE BEGINNING !!! YOU SAW THAT ISSUE OF MAXIM UNDER MY COUCH pants: YOU CAN WATCH ME LICK DICK BUT YOU HAVE TO STAY OUTSIDE THE STALL FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY !!! YOU COULD LOSE A LIMB BECAUSE I'M LIKE A MACHINE WHEN I GET GOING pants: I SAID STOP CRYING !!! JUST HOLD STILL AND LET ME GET DOWN TO BUSINESS !!! THIS TIME I'M ENCYCLOPEDIA BROWN AND YOU'RE THE FARMER'S DAUGHTER

pants: I MISS MOM AND DAD pants: I HATE CAMP pants: OH HI deuce: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING IN MY BEDROOM

deuce: LOL @ HIV pants: DOO DAH / DOO DAH

spigot: LADY YOUR APARTMENT LOOKS LIKE A CHEAP HOLIDAY INN IN BAKERSFIELD pants: GIANT RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK WAREHOUSE FULL OF SOBBING ASIAN WHORES spigot: QUIET DOWN IN THERE WHOEVER YOU ARE (BANGING ON RANDOM CRATES WITH A FLASHLIGHT) deuce: CORNER OF HOUSE WITH CURTAINS DRAWN TO SEPARATE FROM OTHER CAMWHORES, REPEATEDLY STOPPING ACTION AND LOOKING OFF-CAMERA TO ARGUE WITH SIBLING/PARENT/PIMP

deuce: FUCKING SHUT YOUR CAKE HOLE pants: CAN DO pants: WAIT I WASN'T TALKING pants: BUT I AM NOW pants: DARN

pants: T DEUCE CAN I EAT IT deuce: T PANTS YOU CAN TRY SIR

pants: CAN I CHOKE MYSELF???????????? pants: NOT EFFECTIVELY

spigot: :LOCK: THIS PENIS IS ONLY AVAILABLE TO SUBSCRIBERS spigot: OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW spigot: OW OW OW OW OW OW OW spigot: OW OW OW spigot: CAN I CALL YOU BACK I'M GETTING A BJ FROM A LANGOLIER

spigot: I HAVE LEARNED THE VALUE OF SIMPLY BEING MYSELF spigot: CAN I COME BACK TO THE GAY CLUB OR HAVE I BEEN EXCLUDED

deuce: CAN I GO NOW pants: NO deuce: FINE deuce: (FROWNS, FOLDS ARMS)

spigot: CAN I PLEASE JOIN YOU GUYS IN STALL 2 spigot: I BROUGHT CONDIMENTS spigot: SOME A-1 AND MUSTARD AND SO FORTH spigot: PLUS SOUR SAUCE

pants: NOW YOU GOT THE JUICE

pants: DO WIENERDOGS EVEN HAVE WIENERS pants: WHAT PART DO I SUCK, THE WIENER PART OR THE WHOLE THING OR pants: PLEASE SEND THE NATIONAL GUARD

pants: I CAN'T SEE pants: SEND THE NATIONAL GUARD pants: JUST DON'T THROW ME IN THE BRIAR PATCH (MMMM YEAH SO CRUISY MMMMM DUH MMMM MOO MMMMMM)

spigot: I OPENED THE FRIDGE AND A CAN OF SODA ROLLED OUT AND HIT THE FLOOR AND NOW I KNOW HOW MY PENIS FEELS

spigot: CAN SYSADMINS SEE I'M SUCKING DICK IF I'M INSIDE A VENV

spigot: CAN WE AFFORD NOT TO SUPPORT CLONING PROSTITUTES

deuce: CAN WE ALL CHOKE IT DOWN OR NO spigot: I VOTE WE CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: CHOKE IT ON DOWN spigot: THAT IS

spigot: CAN WE DO A KICKSTARTER TO TEAR DOWN THE OATMEAL'S TESLA MUSEUM

spigot: CAN WE HOLD HANDS AND PROCLAIM WE'RE AN OPEN SOURCE COMMUNITY spigot: DICKS THEN spigot: ?!?!??!?!!?!?!

spigot: CAN WE JUST NOT FIGHT IN FRONT OF THE DOG AND THE CAT ANYMORE pants: I WOULD LIKE SOME PIE PLEASE spigot: SOILING MYSELF spigot: ME AGAIN pants: I SAID PIE IT'S LIKE YOU PEOPLE DON'T LISTEN

spigot: CAN WE JUST SAY I HAVE COMBINATION SKIN AND LEAVE IT AT THAT spigot: HELLO spigot: LOOKING FOR GAY GAGS AND QUEER ZINGERS spigot: SENSING A LITTLE JUDGEMENT FROM YOU HOMOPHOBES spigot: HOMOPHOBES ARE WORDS WHICH SOUND THE SAME BUT ARE SPELLED G-A-Y

deuce: ABHGLBHALUBHGABH deuce: CAN WE LICK IT ??!?!?! pants: YEAH HUALGHLAGHLUAHG deuce: OR DO WE HAVE TO SUCK IT AGAIN pants: DO WHAT YOUR HEART TELLS YOU TO DO

pants: can we peek in the box to see if the kitty is okay deuce: if you do then you will destroy the Universe

deuce: CAN WE TALK? spigot: ABOUT DICK deuce: THAT'S ALL IT IS WITH YOU

pants: T DEUCE CAN WORDS MAKE WISHES COME TRUE deuce: T PANTS IN SOME CASES, YES deuce: FOR INSTANCE: "DON'T TELL YOUR PARENTS OR I'LL KILL YOU"

spigot: CAN YOU BELIEVE WE KILLED COMMANDER Q'UACKIM SALAMI AND K'OTAKU AL-HULLABALOO

spigot: JERKCITY.CGI WAS NOT FOUND ON THIS SERVER pants: HELLO spigot: HYPERVENTILATING pants: IS THIS THING ON spigot: CALLING THE ENCLAVE pants: HELLLLOOOOOO

spigot: I WAS TOO BUSY THINKING ABOUT IF I COULD THAT I NEVER STOPPED TO THINK IF I SHOULD deuce: THAT KIND OF CRAP IS EXACTLY WHY I'M LEAVING THE INTERNET FOREVER !!!!!! pants: WAIT STOP pants: JEAN-CHARLES NO pants: OH TOO LATE pants: DOWN HE GOES

deuce: CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT??? deuce: [REFERENT NEVER SPECIFIED]

pants: I LOVE YOU pants: WHICH IS WHY I'M NOT GOING TO EAT YOU pants: FOR NOW

spigot: T DEUCE HOLD THIS CUP WITH A STRING ATTACHED spigot: CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP WALKING ACROSS THE STREET spigot: CAN YOU HEAR ME HELLO deuce: BALLS pants: WATCHING AND WONDERING

spigot: HONEY CAN YOU JUST TURN AROUND AND NOT LOOK AT KEEP THE CRYING DOWN pants: HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF I SAID DON'T LOOK

spigot: T PANTS CAN YOU KEEP A SECRET (T DEUCE TOO I GUESS) pants: T SPIGOT OKAY deuce: YES spigot: _I REALLY AM BUTTMAN FOCUSED_ deuce: GOOD TO KNOW deuce: FLUSHING MEMORY spigot: LOL!!~~~~~~~~J/K HAPPY 2017 EVERY1

spigot: WHY DIDN’T BIG BIRD JUST SHOOT MR. SNUFFLEUPAGUS

spigot: THAT'S A COCKADOODLE CAN-DO spigot: <!-- BEGIN HIDING SPIGOT FROM NON-JAVASCRIPT ENABLED BROWSER>/HREF

atandt: LOOKING FOR SOME SYMPATHY HERE (BALLS) atandt: IF I CAN'T BE IN THE CLUB I'M GOING TO *HUFF* atandt: COCKS