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9,420 | 1/1/2025 |
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talkin' twinks deuce: FIVE TWINKS, PLEASE
pants: CAN A TWINK BE DEMOTED IF THEY ARE TOO OLD OR THEY BREAK TWINK LAWS
deuce: THERE IS A COMPLICATED SYSTEM OF DEMERITS AND TRACKING
pants: WHAT HAPPENS WHEN TWINKS AGE OUT
deuce: THEY TURN INTO A COCCOON AND TRANSFORM THEMSELVES BACK TO A TWINK
pants: THAT IS GOD'S WORK ON DISPLAY RIGHT THERE
deuce: I SLEPT LIKE ABSOLUTE SHIT SO TIME TO BEAT OFF |
#beat-off #beating-off #biology #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #gay-theory #god #rules #sad-deuce #science #somber-deuce #twink #twink-death #woodring-room-background |
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9,421 | 1/2/2025 |
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some times spigot: SOMETIMES IT'S NICE TO JUST LICK DICK WITHOUT BEING SEXUALIZED |
#dicklicking #dignity #gay #mountain-background #philosophy #sex #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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9,422 | 1/3/2025 |
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life is good spigot: AS LONG AS THERE'S A PIZZA IN MY TUMMY AND A GUN IN MY MOUTH |
#food #gun #mousehole #pizza #single-panel #spigot-solo #suicide #woodring-room-background |
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9,423 | 1/4/2025 |
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o'er pants: WHAT THAT MAN DID IS UNFORGIVABLE
spigot: I MEAN THIS IN THE NICEST POSSIBLE WAY, CAN YOU SUCK MY DICK QUIETER
pants: DO YOU STILL WANT ME TO HUM THE NATIONAL ANTHEM
spigot: AND NOW YOU'RE KINDA TALKIN' OVER FRASIER |
#a-love-story #coy-pants #dicksucking #dj-rapekit #frasier #gay #gunmetal-background #no-title-card #pants-spigot #patriotism |
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9,424 | 1/5/2025 |
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r.i.p. deuce: MY BONER HAS DIED
deuce: GOING TO NEED A VICTIM IMPACT STATEMENT FROM EACH OF YOU |
#atandt-bung-deuce-effigy-ozone-pants-spigot #boner #death #drunk-deuce #multiple-backgrounds #somber-deuce #uncomfortable-atandt #woodring-field-background #woodring-room-background #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,425 | 1/6/2025 |
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florida spigot: IS ANYONE GOING TO TELL FLORIDA THERE'S MORE THAN JUST PORN HUB
spigot: THERE'S ALSO PORN HUB GAY |
#current-events #florida #gay #no-title-card #porn #spigot-solo #static-background |
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9,426 | 1/7/2025 |
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number two effigy: ...UPDATING MY GRINDR PROFILE, SHOULD I PUT "SHITTING" AS MY NUMBER ONE HOBBY, OR KEEP IT AT NUMBER TWO..?
spigot: AT LEAST SAY YOU RATED POOS FOR ROTTEN.COM |
#brown-background #effigy-spigot #grindr #poo #shitting #single-panel #vintage-internet |
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9,427 | 1/8/2025 |
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ldap pants: I'M 10,000 YEARS OLD AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT LDAP IS
deuce: I DO NOT KNOW THE DETAILS BUT I KNOW VAGUELY WHAT IT IS
pants: IT FILLS MY CHEST WITH DREAD
pants: AND ALIEN EGGS
deuce: AUTHENTICATE YOUR MAN BOOBS
pants: DENIED |
#aging #alien #apricot-background #authentication #boobs #deuce-pants #ldap |
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9,428 | 1/9/2025 |
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untitled dicklicking comedy spigot: MGM JUST OPTIONED MY UNTITLED DICKLICKING COMEDY
spigot: HOBBY TRAINS DON'T SEEM SO "STUPID" NOW DO THEY |
#dicklicking #movies #no-title-card #spigot-solo #train #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,429 | 1/10/2025 |
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option click spigot: :LION:
spigot: :TIGER:
spigot: :BEAR:
spigot: :MOUSE:
spigot: :FOX:
spigot: :DOG:
spigot: :UNICORN:
spigot: :COW:
spigot: WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO LONG-PRESS EMOJIS TO SELECT THE RACE OF THE ANIMAL |
#animals #bear #cow #dog #emoji #fox #lion #mouse #no-title-card #sfw #spigot-solo #tiger #unicorns #woodring-den-background |
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9,430 | 1/11/2025 |
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pipe puffer spigot: I'M DETECTIVE SHERLOCK HOLMES PUFFING A PIPE IN A FOGGY, RAIN-SOAKED CITYSCAPE
spigot: NOW I'M A DUSTY FRONTIER COWBOY IN THE WILD WEST DESTINED FOR A SHOOTOUT AT HIGH NOON
spigot: SURPRISE: I'M A KNIGHT ON A QUEST TO SLAY DRAGONS WITH MINIMAL COMPLEXITY
spigot: THANKS FOR A HOLODECK WITH EXACTLY THREE SETTINGS |
#holodeck #ingratitude #no-title-card #sfw #space-background #spigot-solo #star-trek |
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9,431 | 1/12/2025 |
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decision time spigot: SHOULD I SIT ON A BEESWAX CANDLE OR AN HEIRLOOM TOMATO ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? |
#anal-insertion #candle #single-panel #spigot-solo #tomato #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,432 | 1/13/2025 |
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congress pants: YEAH THIS WEEK WE'RE ACTUALLY NOT GONNA RUN YOUR POLITICAL CARTOON WHERE A FAT CAT WITH DOLLAR SIGN EYEBALLS BLOWS CIGAR SMOKE AT A BUNCH OF SHEEP WEARING CLOWN WIGS AND HONKING HORNS AT THE CIRCUS ON A SINKING SHIP
spigot: WHAT IF THE SHIP IS NAMED S.S. THE GOVERNMENT |
#cartoons #comics #no-title-card #pants-spigot #politics #potomac-background #sfw |
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9,433 | 1/14/2025 |
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pissburgers pants: BURGERS COOKED IN PISS |
#clip-art #cooking #food #marketing #pants-solo #piss #single-panel #yellow-background #yum |
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9,434 | 1/15/2025 |
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vote for me spigot: AS OF TODAY I'VE WATCHED THE SUPERMAN TRAILER ZERO TIMES |
#movies #red-background #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #superman |
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9,435 | 1/16/2025 |
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never you mind pants: WHY DID TODAY'S BONEQUEST GET TAGGED WITH #LOU-REED
pants: NEVERMIND I DON'T CARE
pants: STAMPS OUT CIGAR
pants: DEPRESSED J. JONAH JAMESON DOESN'T REALLY GIVE A SHIT IF YOU GET PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN OR NOT, NOTHING MATTERS |
#bored-pants #cigar #david-lynch-died-today #depression #existential #lou-reed #meta #pants-solo #philosophy #sfw #smoking #spider-man |
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9,436 | 1/16/2025 |
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uoy htiw em ekat |
#black-lodge-background #current-events #david-lynch #death #mourning #no-text #obituary #sadness #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #twin-peaks |
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9,437 | 1/17/2025 |
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abandoned, forgotten spigot: I LICK DICKS UNTIL THEY FIND THEIR FOREVER HOMES |
#chartreuse-background #custom-background #dicklicking #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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9,438 | 1/18/2025 |
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read a different book spigot: I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE BEATING OFF AT THIS TIME
pants: THAT BETTER BE BEATRIX POTTER AND NOT HARRY POTTER |
#beating-off #beatrix-potter #bunny #harry-potter #hi-res #pants-spigot #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,439 | 1/19/2025 |
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ass gas and grass spigot: NEVER TOUCHING GRASS AS LONG AS I LIVE IS THE NEW TOUCHING GRASS |
#grass #piss-plus-moustache-in-italy-pistachio #piss-tashio #pistachio-background #sfw #slang #spigot-solo #touch-grass |
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9,440 | 1/20/2025 |
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virtual hugs spigot: GLOP GLORP SENDING YOU VIRTUAL HUGS
pants: I AM THE BEAT OFF KING
pants: I CAN DO ANYTHING
pants: IS BEATOFF ONE WORD OR TWO |
#beat-off #beatoff #coy-pants #hugs #jim-morrison #pants-spigot #spelling #the-doors #woodring-room-background |
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9,441 | 1/21/2025 |
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the pope he says no deuce: IS IT TOO LATE TO ABORT ME
pants: I WILL ASK-A THE POPE |
#abortion #deuce-pants #gunmetal-background #italian #pope #single-panel |
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9,442 | 1/22/2025 |
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in the navy mostly spigot: I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I DID LOTS OF HANDJOBS IN THE MILITARY
spigot: SOMEONE PLEASE FIGURE OUT GLORYHOLES SO I DON'T KEEP SMOOSHING MY NOSE |
#gloryhole #handjobs #military #mousehole #multiple-backgrounds #no-title-card #smooshing #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background #woodring-stairs-background |
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9,443 | 1/23/2025 |
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all the places spigot: COCKSUCKING IN THE OZEMPIC TRI-ZONE
deuce: DID NOT COPY YOUR LAST |
#cocksucking #deuce-spigot #ozempic #radio #single-panel #urinal-background |
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9,444 | 1/24/2025 |
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ufo beliefs spigot: Q: WHY IS MY DONG LIKE A UFO
spigot: A: IT LACKS ANY DETECTABLE HEAT SIGNATURE |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants-spigot #dong #huffy-pants #mars-background #no-title-card #penis-of-spigot #somber-deuce #ufo |
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9,445 | 1/25/2025 |
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be it resolved spigot: UP / TOWN / SCRUBS
spigot: DOING TINKLE IN THEIR BATH / ROOM / TUBS
spigot: THEY'RE SMART HOME HUBS
spigot: BE IT RESOLVED I WILL SING THIS TO MY BRIDE THRICE NIGHTLY |
#bathroom #billy-joel #internet-of-things #marriage #no-title-card #scrubs #singing #smart-home #spigot-solo #tinkle #tub #uptown-girl #urinal-background |
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9,446 | 1/26/2025 |
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duck sauce effigy: YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW THE OLD SAYING, LIKE FLATTERY IS THE WORST KIND OF WORSHIP OR WHATEVER
deuce: BEGGARS CAN'T BE LOSERS
deuce: YOU CAN LEAD A HORSE TO JELL-O, BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE HIM SIT
deuce: ONE IN THE HAND IS WORTH TWO UP MY ASS
effigy: A FOOL AND HIS BONER
deuce: CUM
pants: CUM |
#anal #aphorisms #boner #cliche #cum #deuce-effigy-pants #horse #jello #malapropisms #mountain-background #no-title-card #wisdom |
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9,447 | 1/27/2025 |
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time to die deuce: IS IT TIME TO DIE YET (I WAS PROGRAMMED FOR A LIFESPAN OF FOUR YEARS BUT SOMETHING WENT WRONG)
effigy: I WAS SET FOR 3 |
#blade-runner #blue-background #death #deuce-effigy #no-title-card #replicants #sfw #single-panel |
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9,448 | 1/28/2025 |
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a delicate balance indeed deuce: EATING RITZ CRACKERS AND SPRAY CHEESE IN PREPARATION FOR A FROZEN PIZZA
pants: AN APPETIZER
pants: I'M GOING TO SUCK DICK IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER
deuce: SERVICE GUARANTEES CITIZENSHIP
pants: SO DOES DICKSUCKING
pants: IT'S A DELICATE BALANCE |
#bored-pants #cheese #coy-pants #deuce-pants #dicksucking #drunk-deuce #food #frozen-pizza #huffy-pants #no-title-card #oral-sex #pizza #somber-deuce #starship-troopers #teal-background |
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9,449 | 1/29/2025 |
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day one deuce: TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF MY CRUSHING DEPRESSION |
#depression #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #gunmetal-background #no-title-card #sfw #single-panel |
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9,450 | 1/30/2025 |
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in the direction of deuce: JERK IT MECCA-WARD
deuce: (IN THE DIRECTION OF MECCA)
pants: AS I HONK TO GOD |
#deuce-pants #god #honk #islam #jerking #mecca #qibla #religion #woodring-field-background |
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9,451 | 1/31/2025 |
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egg(s) spigot: I CAN BARELY AFFORD MY DAILY FIVE HUNDRED EGGS |
#eggs #inflation #mountain-background #no-title-card #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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9,452 | 2/1/2025 |
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a great test deuce: MY DICK HAS BEEN ASLEEP FOR THIRTY YEARS
deuce: IF IT WAKES UP THE WORLD WILL SUFFER A GREAT TEST
deuce: AN EVEN GREATER EXISTENTIAL THREAT TO HUMANITY AND EVEN THE EARTH ITSELF |
#deuce-solo #dick #existential #hibernation #island-background #no-title-card |
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9,453 | 2/2/2025 |
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dip pants: DRUNK IN PORTLAND, AMA |
#ama #camptown-races #drunk #futuristic-urinal-background #modified-character #no-title-card #okay-pants-face #pants-solo #sfw #single-panel |
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9,454 | 2/3/2025 |
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hanging over me like a cloud spigot: LONG THOUGHTFUL STARE INTO SPACE |
#emotional #existential #rumination #sfw #single-panel #space-background #spigot-solo |
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9,455 | 2/4/2025 |
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all the colors spigot: IS IT A GOOD SIGN WHEN YOUR REGULAR EYESIGHT WHILE LOOKING AT THE MONITOR IS LIKE TWO RAINBOW PRISMS IN A GLASS OF DISHWATER
deuce: ALL PRISMS PRODUCE THE RAINBOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT
pants: JISMS PRODUCE LIGHT IS WHAT I'M |
#aging #coy-pants #deuce-pants-spigot #eyesight #jizz #optics #scintillating-scotoma #single-panel #violetgrey-background |
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9,456 | 2/5/2025 |
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powered by clean coal spigot: FOREVER CHEMICALS IN MY ERECTION CREAMS
deuce: PENIS PUMPS POWERED BY CLEAN COAL
pants: NOT EVEN I THINK TO GOD |
#clean-coal #corndog-background #deuce-pants-spigot #dreams #erection #forever-chemicals #god #penis-pump |
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9,457 | 2/6/2025 |
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slop free since '98 spigot: THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN A.I. SLOP IS ANYTHING MADE BY A HUMAN BEING |
#ai #current-events #minecraft-background #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo |