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EPISODES: 2025

No. Date   Title / Dialog Players Tags
9,420 1/1/2025 talkin' twinks
deuce: FIVE TWINKS, PLEASE pants: CAN A TWINK BE DEMOTED IF THEY ARE TOO OLD OR THEY BREAK TWINK LAWS deuce: THERE IS A COMPLICATED SYSTEM OF DEMERITS AND TRACKING pants: WHAT HAPPENS WHEN TWINKS AGE OUT deuce: THEY TURN INTO A COCCOON AND TRANSFORM THEMSELVES BACK TO A TWINK pants: THAT IS GOD'S WORK ON DISPLAY RIGHT THERE deuce: I SLEPT LIKE ABSOLUTE SHIT SO TIME TO BEAT OFF
#beat-off
#beating-off
#biology
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#gay-theory
#god
#rules
#sad-deuce
#science
#somber-deuce
#twink
#twink-death
#woodring-room-background
9,421 1/2/2025 some times
spigot: SOMETIMES IT'S NICE TO JUST LICK DICK WITHOUT BEING SEXUALIZED
#dicklicking
#dignity
#gay
#mountain-background
#philosophy
#sex
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
9,422 1/3/2025 life is good
spigot: AS LONG AS THERE'S A PIZZA IN MY TUMMY AND A GUN IN MY MOUTH
#food
#gun
#mousehole
#pizza
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#suicide
#woodring-room-background
9,423 1/4/2025 o'er
pants: WHAT THAT MAN DID IS UNFORGIVABLE spigot: I MEAN THIS IN THE NICEST POSSIBLE WAY, CAN YOU SUCK MY DICK QUIETER pants: DO YOU STILL WANT ME TO HUM THE NATIONAL ANTHEM spigot: AND NOW YOU'RE KINDA TALKIN' OVER FRASIER
#a-love-story
#coy-pants
#dicksucking
#dj-rapekit
#frasier
#gay
#gunmetal-background
#no-title-card
#pants-spigot
#patriotism
9,424 1/5/2025 r.i.p.
deuce: MY BONER HAS DIED deuce: GOING TO NEED A VICTIM IMPACT STATEMENT FROM EACH OF YOU
#atandt-bung-deuce-effigy-ozone-pants-spigot
#boner
#death
#drunk-deuce
#multiple-backgrounds
#somber-deuce
#uncomfortable-atandt
#woodring-field-background
#woodring-room-background
#woodring-stairs-background
9,425 1/6/2025 florida
spigot: IS ANYONE GOING TO TELL FLORIDA THERE'S MORE THAN JUST PORN HUB spigot: THERE'S ALSO PORN HUB GAY
#current-events
#florida
#gay
#no-title-card
#porn
#spigot-solo
#static-background
9,426 1/7/2025 number two
effigy: ...UPDATING MY GRINDR PROFILE, SHOULD I PUT "SHITTING" AS MY NUMBER ONE HOBBY, OR KEEP IT AT NUMBER TWO..? spigot: AT LEAST SAY YOU RATED POOS FOR ROTTEN.COM
#brown-background
#effigy-spigot
#grindr
#poo
#shitting
#single-panel
#vintage-internet
9,427 1/8/2025 ldap
pants: I'M 10,000 YEARS OLD AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT LDAP IS deuce: I DO NOT KNOW THE DETAILS BUT I KNOW VAGUELY WHAT IT IS pants: IT FILLS MY CHEST WITH DREAD pants: AND ALIEN EGGS deuce: AUTHENTICATE YOUR MAN BOOBS pants: DENIED
#aging
#alien
#apricot-background
#authentication
#boobs
#deuce-pants
#ldap
9,428 1/9/2025 untitled dicklicking comedy
spigot: MGM JUST OPTIONED MY UNTITLED DICKLICKING COMEDY spigot: HOBBY TRAINS DON'T SEEM SO "STUPID" NOW DO THEY
#dicklicking
#movies
#no-title-card
#spigot-solo
#train
#woodring-stairs-background
9,429 1/10/2025 option click
spigot: :LION: spigot: :TIGER: spigot: :BEAR: spigot: :MOUSE: spigot: :FOX: spigot: :DOG: spigot: :UNICORN: spigot: :COW: spigot: WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO LONG-PRESS EMOJIS TO SELECT THE RACE OF THE ANIMAL
#animals
#bear
#cow
#dog
#emoji
#fox
#lion
#mouse
#no-title-card
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#tiger
#unicorns
#woodring-den-background
9,430 1/11/2025 pipe puffer
spigot: I'M DETECTIVE SHERLOCK HOLMES PUFFING A PIPE IN A FOGGY, RAIN-SOAKED CITYSCAPE spigot: NOW I'M A DUSTY FRONTIER COWBOY IN THE WILD WEST DESTINED FOR A SHOOTOUT AT HIGH NOON spigot: SURPRISE: I'M A KNIGHT ON A QUEST TO SLAY DRAGONS WITH MINIMAL COMPLEXITY spigot: THANKS FOR A HOLODECK WITH EXACTLY THREE SETTINGS
#holodeck
#ingratitude
#no-title-card
#sfw
#space-background
#spigot-solo
#star-trek
9,431 1/12/2025 decision time
spigot: SHOULD I SIT ON A BEESWAX CANDLE OR AN HEIRLOOM TOMATO ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
#anal-insertion
#candle
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#tomato
#woodring-stairs-background
9,432 1/13/2025 congress
pants: YEAH THIS WEEK WE'RE ACTUALLY NOT GONNA RUN YOUR POLITICAL CARTOON WHERE A FAT CAT WITH DOLLAR SIGN EYEBALLS BLOWS CIGAR SMOKE AT A BUNCH OF SHEEP WEARING CLOWN WIGS AND HONKING HORNS AT THE CIRCUS ON A SINKING SHIP spigot: WHAT IF THE SHIP IS NAMED S.S. THE GOVERNMENT
#cartoons
#comics
#no-title-card
#pants-spigot
#politics
#potomac-background
#sfw
9,433 1/14/2025 pissburgers
pants: BURGERS COOKED IN PISS
#clip-art
#cooking
#food
#marketing
#pants-solo
#piss
#single-panel
#yellow-background
#yum
9,434 1/15/2025 vote for me
spigot: AS OF TODAY I'VE WATCHED THE SUPERMAN TRAILER ZERO TIMES
#movies
#red-background
#sfw
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#superman
9,435 1/16/2025 never you mind
pants: WHY DID TODAY'S BONEQUEST GET TAGGED WITH #LOU-REED pants: NEVERMIND I DON'T CARE pants: STAMPS OUT CIGAR pants: DEPRESSED J. JONAH JAMESON DOESN'T REALLY GIVE A SHIT IF YOU GET PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN OR NOT, NOTHING MATTERS
#bored-pants
#cigar
#david-lynch-died-today
#depression
#existential
#lou-reed
#meta
#pants-solo
#philosophy
#sfw
#smoking
#spider-man
9,436 1/16/2025 uoy htiw em ekat
#black-lodge-background
#current-events
#david-lynch
#death
#mourning
#no-text
#obituary
#sadness
#sfw
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#twin-peaks
9,437 1/17/2025 abandoned, forgotten
spigot: I LICK DICKS UNTIL THEY FIND THEIR FOREVER HOMES
#chartreuse-background
#custom-background
#dicklicking
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
9,438 1/18/2025 read a different book
spigot: I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE BEATING OFF AT THIS TIME pants: THAT BETTER BE BEATRIX POTTER AND NOT HARRY POTTER
#beating-off
#beatrix-potter
#bunny
#harry-potter
#hi-res
#pants-spigot
#single-panel
#woodring-stairs-background
9,439 1/19/2025 ass gas and grass
spigot: NEVER TOUCHING GRASS AS LONG AS I LIVE IS THE NEW TOUCHING GRASS
#grass
#piss-plus-moustache-in-italy-pistachio
#piss-tashio
#pistachio-background
#sfw
#slang
#spigot-solo
#touch-grass
9,440 1/20/2025 virtual hugs
spigot: GLOP GLORP SENDING YOU VIRTUAL HUGS pants: I AM THE BEAT OFF KING pants: I CAN DO ANYTHING pants: IS BEATOFF ONE WORD OR TWO
#beat-off
#beatoff
#coy-pants
#hugs
#jim-morrison
#pants-spigot
#spelling
#the-doors
#woodring-room-background
9,441 1/21/2025 the pope he says no
deuce: IS IT TOO LATE TO ABORT ME pants: I WILL ASK-A THE POPE
#abortion
#deuce-pants
#gunmetal-background
#italian
#pope
#single-panel
9,442 1/22/2025 in the navy mostly
spigot: I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I DID LOTS OF HANDJOBS IN THE MILITARY spigot: SOMEONE PLEASE FIGURE OUT GLORYHOLES SO I DON'T KEEP SMOOSHING MY NOSE
#gloryhole
#handjobs
#military
#mousehole
#multiple-backgrounds
#no-title-card
#smooshing
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
#woodring-stairs-background
9,443 1/23/2025 all the places
spigot: COCKSUCKING IN THE OZEMPIC TRI-ZONE deuce: DID NOT COPY YOUR LAST
#cocksucking
#deuce-spigot
#ozempic
#radio
#single-panel
#urinal-background
9,444 1/24/2025 ufo beliefs
spigot: Q: WHY IS MY DONG LIKE A UFO spigot: A: IT LACKS ANY DETECTABLE HEAT SIGNATURE
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants-spigot
#dong
#huffy-pants
#mars-background
#no-title-card
#penis-of-spigot
#somber-deuce
#ufo
9,445 1/25/2025 be it resolved
spigot: UP / TOWN / SCRUBS spigot: DOING TINKLE IN THEIR BATH / ROOM / TUBS spigot: THEY'RE SMART HOME HUBS spigot: BE IT RESOLVED I WILL SING THIS TO MY BRIDE THRICE NIGHTLY
#bathroom
#billy-joel
#internet-of-things
#marriage
#no-title-card
#scrubs
#singing
#smart-home
#spigot-solo
#tinkle
#tub
#uptown-girl
#urinal-background
9,446 1/26/2025 duck sauce
effigy: YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW THE OLD SAYING, LIKE FLATTERY IS THE WORST KIND OF WORSHIP OR WHATEVER deuce: BEGGARS CAN'T BE LOSERS deuce: YOU CAN LEAD A HORSE TO JELL-O, BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE HIM SIT deuce: ONE IN THE HAND IS WORTH TWO UP MY ASS effigy: A FOOL AND HIS BONER deuce: CUM pants: CUM
#anal
#aphorisms
#boner
#cliche
#cum
#deuce-effigy-pants
#horse
#jello
#malapropisms
#mountain-background
#no-title-card
#wisdom
9,447 1/27/2025 time to die
deuce: IS IT TIME TO DIE YET (I WAS PROGRAMMED FOR A LIFESPAN OF FOUR YEARS BUT SOMETHING WENT WRONG) effigy: I WAS SET FOR 3
#blade-runner
#blue-background
#death
#deuce-effigy
#no-title-card
#replicants
#sfw
#single-panel
9,448 1/28/2025 a delicate balance indeed
deuce: EATING RITZ CRACKERS AND SPRAY CHEESE IN PREPARATION FOR A FROZEN PIZZA pants: AN APPETIZER pants: I'M GOING TO SUCK DICK IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER deuce: SERVICE GUARANTEES CITIZENSHIP pants: SO DOES DICKSUCKING pants: IT'S A DELICATE BALANCE
#bored-pants
#cheese
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#dicksucking
#drunk-deuce
#food
#frozen-pizza
#huffy-pants
#no-title-card
#oral-sex
#pizza
#somber-deuce
#starship-troopers
#teal-background
9,449 1/29/2025 day one
deuce: TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF MY CRUSHING DEPRESSION
#depression
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#gunmetal-background
#no-title-card
#sfw
#single-panel
9,450 1/30/2025 in the direction of
deuce: JERK IT MECCA-WARD deuce: (IN THE DIRECTION OF MECCA) pants: AS I HONK TO GOD
#deuce-pants
#god
#honk
#islam
#jerking
#mecca
#qibla
#religion
#woodring-field-background
9,451 1/31/2025 egg(s)
spigot: I CAN BARELY AFFORD MY DAILY FIVE HUNDRED EGGS
#eggs
#inflation
#mountain-background
#no-title-card
#sfw
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
9,452 2/1/2025 a great test
deuce: MY DICK HAS BEEN ASLEEP FOR THIRTY YEARS deuce: IF IT WAKES UP THE WORLD WILL SUFFER A GREAT TEST deuce: AN EVEN GREATER EXISTENTIAL THREAT TO HUMANITY AND EVEN THE EARTH ITSELF
#deuce-solo
#dick
#existential
#hibernation
#island-background
#no-title-card
9,453 2/2/2025 dip
pants: DRUNK IN PORTLAND, AMA
#ama
#camptown-races
#drunk
#futuristic-urinal-background
#modified-character
#no-title-card
#okay-pants-face
#pants-solo
#reddit
#sfw
#single-panel
9,454 2/3/2025 hanging over me like a cloud
spigot: LONG THOUGHTFUL STARE INTO SPACE
#emotional
#existential
#rumination
#sfw
#single-panel
#space-background
#spigot-solo
9,455 2/4/2025 all the colors
spigot: IS IT A GOOD SIGN WHEN YOUR REGULAR EYESIGHT WHILE LOOKING AT THE MONITOR IS LIKE TWO RAINBOW PRISMS IN A GLASS OF DISHWATER deuce: ALL PRISMS PRODUCE THE RAINBOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT pants: JISMS PRODUCE LIGHT IS WHAT I'M
#aging
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants-spigot
#eyesight
#jizz
#optics
#scintillating-scotoma
#single-panel
#violetgrey-background
9,456 2/5/2025 powered by clean coal
spigot: FOREVER CHEMICALS IN MY ERECTION CREAMS deuce: PENIS PUMPS POWERED BY CLEAN COAL pants: NOT EVEN I THINK TO GOD
#clean-coal
#corndog-background
#deuce-pants-spigot
#dreams
#erection
#forever-chemicals
#god
#penis-pump
9,457 2/6/2025 slop free since '98
spigot: THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN A.I. SLOP IS ANYTHING MADE BY A HUMAN BEING
#ai
#current-events
#minecraft-background
#sfw
#single-panel
#spigot-solo

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