No. | Date | Title / Dialog | Players | Tags | |
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6,522 | 1/1/2017 | foopmtph pants: FOOPMTPH EJECTED INTO SPACE
deuce: SURROUNDED BY FAINT GLINTING PISS CRYSTALS (NOT MY PISS) |
deuce pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-pants #foomph #piss #scientifically-accurate #space #space-nuts-background |
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6,523 | 1/2/2017 | a potemkin village dick: AMERICA RUNS ON DUNKIN
deuce: MY BALLS ARE A POTEMKIN VILLAGE
pants: I WIL PRAY FOR YOU |
deuce dick pants |
#balls #deuce-dick-pants #dunkin-donuts #potemkin-village #product-placement #woodring-room-background |
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6,524 | 1/3/2017 | order of operations pants: RATTLE MY CAGE
pants: GIVE UP THE GHOST
pants: BURY ME OUT BACK
pants: DO AS THE ORDER OF OPERATIONS DICTATES:
pants: MULTIPLICATION, DIVISION, FIRST TIME ANAL, SUBTRACTION |
pants |
#anal #first-time-anal #huffy-pants #math #pants-solo #wang #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,525 | 1/4/2017 | would that it were so simple pants: CLOSE ALL THE WINDOWS AND FILL THE HOUSE FULL OF SPURT
pants: SOME WILL LEAK OUT BUT THE SPURT WILL BE MANUFACTURED FASTER THAN THE LEAKAGE
deuce: SPURT LEVELS RISING AT VARYING RATES (SLOWLY, THEN FAST, THEN SLOWLY AGAIN)
pants: WOULD THAT IT WERE SO SIMPLE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #engineering #fluid-mechanics #jizz #spurt #urinal-background |
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6,526 | 1/5/2017 | t deuce wasn't me deuce: T PANTS DID YOU ASSASSINATE A RUSSIAN AMBASSADOR
deuce: AGAIN
deuce: I THOUGHT WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS
pants: T DEUCE WASN'T ME |
deuce pants |
#ambassador #assassination #current-events #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #lawnmower #russia #sfw #turkey #white-background |
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6,527 | 1/6/2017 | can you keep a secret spigot: T PANTS CAN YOU KEEP A SECRET (T DEUCE TOO I GUESS)
pants: T SPIGOT OKAY
deuce: YES
spigot: _I REALLY AM BUTTMAN FOCUSED_
deuce: GOOD TO KNOW
deuce: FLUSHING MEMORY
spigot: LOL!!~~~~~~~~J/K HAPPY 2017 EVERY1 |
deuce pants spigot |
#blue-background #buttman #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #new-years #porn |
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6,528 | 1/7/2017 | so very very tired pants: TIRED
pants: SO VERY VERY TIRED
pants: BARELY ABLE TO HEIL HITLER |
pants |
#hitler #huffy-pants #pants-solo #urinal-background #very-very-tired #weird-pants-face |
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6,529 | 1/8/2017 | what-ever pants: NEW YEAR, NEW BAG OF FARTS
spigot: WIFE SAYS I CAN LICK DICK WHENEVER I WANT, JUST NOT IN THE HOUSE |
pants spigot |
#dicklicking #farts #high-res #marriage #mousehole #new-year #pants-spigot #woodring-room-background |
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6,530 | 1/9/2017 | titanic 2 deuce: T PANTS BOUGHT TITANFALL 2, VOWING TO NEVER PLAY IT
pants: T DEUCE DID YOU MEAN 'TITANIC 2'
deuce: N--YES
deuce: OKAY I LAUNCHED TITANFALL 2 BUT I HAVEN'T PLAYED IT YET SO WE'RE STILL GOOD |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #huffy-pants #movies #sfw #urinal-background #video-games |
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6,531 | 1/10/2017 | sign here and here and initial here spigot: _PACKAGE FOR MISTER FACE_
dick: THPETHIAL DELIVERY |
dick spigot |
#dick #dick-spigot #mock-lisp #planet-of-the-apes #woodring-field-background |
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6,532 | 1/11/2017 | daddy will never let you wear this much makeup pants: DADDY WILL NEVER LET YOU WEAR THIS MUCH MAKEUP
deuce: THANK YOU FOR LISTENING |
deuce pants |
#daddy #deuce-pants #green-background #sfw #title-mismatch |
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6,533 | 1/12/2017 | only a dollop will do pants: PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL
deuce: SAY PRETTY PLEASE
pants: I SAID PLEASE
deuce: WITH SUGAR ON TOP
pants: TOO FAR
deuce: AND A SLICE OF *_AIDS_*
deuce: A SLAB OF *_AIDS_*
deuce: A DOLLOP OF DICK
pants: I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING (THE THEMES AT PLAY)
deuce: SLICE, SLAB, DOLLOP
deuce: IT'S A CLEAR PROGRESSION AND THE RESULT IS [UNINTELLIGIBLE] |
deuce pants |
#aids #deja-vu #deuce-pants #deucegrin #dick #needful #somber-deuce #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
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6,534 | 1/13/2017 | graveyard shit protocol spigot: OKAY LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE
spigot: SO
spigot: CARL SAGAN DIES
spigot: NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON SHITS ON HIS GRAVE
spigot: SUPPOSE NEIL DIES
spigot: WHAT FOLLOWS ARE ENORMOUS COMPLICATIONS, UNSURE OF STRATEGY
spigot: RICHARD DAWKINS SHITS ON NEIL'S GRAVE?
deuce: GIANNA MICHAELS STEPS IN |
deuce spigot |
#carl-sagan #deuce-spigot #gianna-michaels #neil-degrasse-tyson #porn #richard-dawkins #science #space-nuts-background #typo |
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6,535 | 1/14/2017 | gross and mostly unbeatoffable |
deuce pants |
#bad-transcript #deuce-pants #farts #funloving-nonsense #god #huffy-pants #piss-trough-background #spiders #weird-pants-face |
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6,536 | 1/15/2017 | we're busting balls 1/3 spigot: (RUBS HANDS) BOY DO I HAVE BIG PLANS TO GET OUR PORN COMPANY BACK ON TOP THIS 2017
spigot: TOLD ALL OUR VENDORS WE NEED CLOTHES ON THE WOMEN AND NUDE MEN, THAT'S A DONE DEAL
spigot: WE GOT CUCKS, WE'RE BUSTING BALLS, WE'RE FEMMING DOMS
deuce: WE'LL MAKE MILLION$ |
deuce spigot |
#ballbusting #business #cbt #cfnm #cuck #deuce-spigot #femdom #mountain-background #nudity #porn #series #title-mismatch |
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6,537 | 1/16/2017 | jerkoff instruction, encouragement 2/3 spigot: OUR CAMERAS ARE PERMANENTLY AIMED DOWN AT THE FLOOR FOR MAXIMUM SHOE AND FOOT-FOCUSED WHATNOT
spigot: ALSO ALL THE LADIES HAVE DICKS AND WE ARE LETTING ASIAN PEOPLE DO PORN NOW
spigot: OH . . . . . . AND _ONE MORE THING!!!!!!!!!!!_ IF THE MARKET DOES NOT RESPOND WE ARE ALSO AGGRESIVELY PUSHING JERKOFF INSTRUCTION AND JERKOFF ENCOURAGEMENT
deuce: BECAUSE EVERYONE NEEDS THAT |
deuce spigot |
#asians #business #deuce-spigot #feet #foot-fetish #joe #joi #mountain-background #porn #series #shemale #title-mismatch #tranny #transexual #ts #typo #whatnot |
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6,538 | 1/17/2017 | it's a brand new day 3/3 spigot: WE GOT COUNTDOWNS, WE GOT RED LIGHT GREEN LIGHT, WE GOT GIRLS PANTOMIMING...
spigot: ...EXACTLY WHAT BEATOFF STEPS TO PERFORM AND DOWNLOADABLE,...
spigot: ...PRINTABLE PDFS TO ELEVATE THE CURRICULUM
spigot: I DO NOT WANT ANYONE SAYING THEY LACK INSTRUCTION OR ENTHUSIASM TO...
spigot: ...BEAT OFF IN 2017, IT'S A NEW DAY
spigot: CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
spigot: I AM NOT CLAPPING I AM SHOUTING AT YOU TO CLAP |
spigot |
#business #clapping #joi #mountain-background #porn #school #series #shouting #spigot-solo #title-mismatch |
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6,539 | 1/18/2017 | bomb threat deuce: CALLING IN A BOMB THREAT
pants: FAG
deuce: I PREFER THE TERM "HOMO" |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #fag #gay #strip-drought-2017 #terrorism #urinal-background |
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6,540 | 1/25/2017 | pretty flowers pants: CAN YOU TELL THIS IS ME JACKING OFF (SERIES OF POLAROIDS ON COFFEE TABLE)
deuce: T PANTS THEY'RE PHOTOS OF FLOWERS
pants: H-HOLD ON |
deuce pants |
#beating-off #deuce-pants #flower-series #huffy-pants #one-hour-photo #photography #woodring-room-background |
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6,541 | 1/26/2017 | now he's asking her if she can please smile spigot: I PRAY HE DOESN'T GET ANY ON HER BEAUTIFUL FACE
spigot: OH GOD HE DID
spigot: AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE DID IT DELIBERATELY |
spigot |
#facial #kitty #porn #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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6,542 | 1/27/2017 | the line for the bathroom pants: CAN I BE PRESIDENT SOME DAY
spigot: I THINK YOU'RE NEXT UNLESS THIS IS THE LINE FOR THE BATHROOM |
pants spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #credit-card #pants-spigot #politics #president #woodring-stairs-background |
|
6,543 | 1/28/2017 | both ends deuce: BAD KITTY
pants: KISS BOTH ENDS
deuce: I'M FULL
pants: GEICO PEPSI |
deuce pants |
#advertising #angry-panel #coy-pants #deuce-pants #geico #huffy-pants #kitty #mountain-background #pepsi |
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6,544 | 1/29/2017 | bearded windbreaker pants: PRE-RETAIL, IMPROPER FRAMERATE, HARDCODED SUBTITLES
pants: AHEM EXCUSE ME BUT HTTPS://GOO.GL/MAPS/46K4T7JJSRD2
deuce: THAT'S AN AMERICAN TREASURE
pants: BLESSED BE
deuce: BALLS DEEP |
deuce pants |
#balls #bearded-windbreaker #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #google-maps #i-love-you #url #wicca #woodring-room-background |
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6,545 | 1/30/2017 | sloshing, splashing pants: WHOSE PISS BUCKET IS THIS (SLOSHING, SPLASHING)
deuce: T PANTS THAT'S ANOTHER PHOTO OF A FLOWER
pants: DROPS BUCKET |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #flower-series #huffy-pants #null #piss #woodring-field-background |
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6,546 | 1/31/2017 | two dorks in suits pants: WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU HERE (PARKING LOT EMPTY, WINDOWS BOARDED UP, TWO DORKS IN SUITS)
deuce: T PANTS THOSE ARE ALSO TWO PHOTOS OF FLOWERS
pants: WHAT IS IT WITH THESE FLOWERS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #flower-series #huffy-pants #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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6,547 | 2/1/2017 | zucchini pants: IS THERE NO NOT-GAY WAY TO WASH THESE ZUCCHINI
pants: MAYBE LENGTH-WISE???? NOPE
spigot: PUT THEM ON THE LAWN AND USE THE GARDEN HOSE FROM FAR AWAY
pants: DISHWASHER
pants: SITTING ON THEM UP AND DOWN????? NOPE
spigot: STUFFING THEM IN MY MOUTH WHILE WEARING THE AIDS QUILT LEADING A PRIDE PARADE????? NOPE
spigot: PUT ON A DRESS AND DO A CAM SHOW FOR 100 TOKENS????? NOPE
deuce: ARE YOU EVEN IN POSSESSION OF THE ZUCCHINI ANYMORE
pants: WE ATE IT LIKE CORN |
deuce pants spigot |
#camgirls #deuce-pants-spigot #deucegrin #food #not-gay #queer-quilt #spigot-points #urinal-background #zucchini |
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6,548 | 2/2/2017 | foggy bottom |
atandt net |
#atandt-net #constipation #fighting-irish-pose #orange-groves #vampire #white-background |
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6,549 | 2/3/2017 | volume knob spigot: GOD BLESS THAT SLOBBERY, ENTHUSIASTIC COCKSUCKER AND HER POUTY LITTLE FUCKFACE
deuce: I PARTICULARLY APPRECIATE HER SKINNY ATHLETIC BODY AND HOW THE VOLUME KNOB CAN BE TURNED TO ZERO
spigot: IF I CAN'T HEAR THE CHOKING I CAN'T GET IT UP
deuce: THAT'S YOUR HANGUP MAN |
deuce spigot |
#cant-beat-off-if #deuce-points #deuce-spigot #porn #spigot-points #urinal-background |
|
6,550 | 2/4/2017 | everybody out deuce: EVERYONE OUT I HAVE TO BEAT OFF |
atandt deuce pants spigot |
#atandt-deuce-pants-spigot #high-res #uncredited-character #urinal-background |
|
6,551 | 2/5/2017 | gardyloo pants: LORDY
deuce: GARDYLOO
pants: WOT'S ALL THIS NOW
deuce: COS GAY |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #gardyloo #great-britain #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background |
|
6,552 | 2/6/2017 | troll controller pants: "TAKING ONE FOR THE TEAM"
deuce: "YOU ARE DEFINITELY GAY"
pants: "AIDS IS WHAT YOU HAVE NOW"
deuce: "YOLO, HOMO"
pants: WE WOULD HAVE BEEN REALLY GOOD AT NAMING TV EPISODES: M.A.S.H., FANTASY ISLAND
deuce: WEST WING |
deuce pants |
#aids #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #mousehole #python #television #troll #troll-blowing #woodring-room-background |
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6,553 | 2/7/2017 | here it comes again spigot: OH CHRIST HERE IT COMES AGAIN LIKE NIAGRA FALLS |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #comic-chat #irc #sfw #spigot-solo #typo #urinal-background |
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6,554 | 2/8/2017 | would you like to see my mousehole pants: T DEUCE WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MY MOUSEHOLE
deuce: DID YOU MEAN: _MOUSTACHE_ |
deuce pants |
#autocorrect #deuce-pants #did-you-mean #hospital-background #mousehole #moustache #spelling |
|
6,555 | 2/9/2017 | was that really it spigot: HEY GUESS WHAT
deuce: WHAT'S UP
spigot: JUST THAT I LIKE COCKS
deuce: WAS THAT REALLY IT
spigot: AND I'M FAT |
deuce spigot |
#cocks #deuce-spigot #fat #somber-deuce #white-background |
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6,556 | 2/10/2017 | nose and glasses |
deuce spigot |
#chinese-food #deuce-spigot #disguise #drunk-deuce #sfw #white-background |
|
6,557 | 2/11/2017 | the hamster chronicles pants: GRR
pants: PUT ME DOWN
pants: I DEMAND JUSTICE
pants: LEMME AT 'IM
pants: WHY I OUGHTA
pants: MY LITTLE HAMSTER FISTS FLAILING
pants: OOH YOU'RE REALLY GONNA GET IT (STUFFING ME HEAD FIRST INTO A HABITRAIL TUBE)
pants: I'M WARNING YOU (HAMSTER VOICE MUFFLED) |
pants |
#hamster #mountain-background #pants-solo #sfw #weird-pants-face |
|
6,558 | 2/12/2017 | don't cry pants: DON'T CRY
pants: IT'S OKAY
deuce: WUHHHHHH |
deuce pants |
#crying #deuce-pants #rice-a-roni #sad-deuce #sfw #urinal-background |
|
6,559 | 2/13/2017 | piss twins |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #piss #typo #urinal-background |
|
6,560 | 2/14/2017 | the sticky heat of the day will dictate that detail deuce: GAY REDUNDANCY DETECTED
pants: MMM YES QUITE (FANNING SELF) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #gay #heat-wave #white-background |
|
6,561 | 2/15/2017 | one snicker please |
pants spigot |
#candy #pants-spigot #snickers #super-bowl #television |
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6,562 | 2/16/2017 | key party |
#behind-the-scenes #bonequest-hi-fi #deja-vu #sfw #shutdown #windows-xp |
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6,563 | 2/17/2017 | shrove monday, shrove tuesday pants: WHAT'S THE DIFF BETWEEN SHROVE MONDAY AND SHROVE TUESDAY
pants: DO I REALLY HAVE TO BE SHIRTLESS FOR BOTH
deuce: ANSWER: EXACTLY ONE DAY
pants: SEEMS KINDA UNFAIR |
deuce pants |
#christianity #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #holiday #mountain-background #shirtless #shrove-tuesday |
|
6,564 | 2/18/2017 | take the /quiz deuce: TAKE THE /QUIZ!!!!
pants: GEE WHIZ MISTER DO YOU THINK WE'LL BE ABLE TO CROWDFUND OUR WAY OUT OF THIS CEMENT PIT |
deuce pants |
#cement #crowdfunding #deuce-pants #irc #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
|
6,565 | 2/19/2017 | doctor or mister pants: THERE'S AN ONION IN MY BOTTOM
deuce: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND THE FUTURE OF HUMANITY, WHATEVER YOU DO...
deuce: DON'T PULL IT OUT, DON'T POO, AND DEFINITELY, _DEFINITELY_ DON'T FART
pants: GOT IT
pants: I AM SPOCK
deuce: DR. OR MR.
pants: TURN THE CRANK AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS
deuce: TURN YOUR KEY, SIR
pants: PUSH THE BUTTON |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #mountain-background #somber-deuce #spock #star-trek #wargames #weird-pants-face |
|
6,566 | 2/20/2017 | good things are happening deuce: CAN WE JUST AGREE THAT MY MOUTH IS A RECEPTACLE AND _NOT_ A TOILET
pants: EITHER WAY TAMPONS DON'T GO IN THERE
pants: YOU CAN'T FLUSH THOSE GODDAMN THINGS
pants: OR CAN YOU????????????????????????????????????????
pants: NO |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #deucegrin #drunk-deuce #mouth #toilet #urinal-background |
|
6,567 | 2/21/2017 | barney fife sniff spigot: BJ POWER AND ASSOCIATES
pants: TIE, SUIT, SLICKED-BACK HAIR
spigot: T PANTS YOU'RE ON SPEAKER
pants: CINCHES UP BATHROBE TIE, BARNEY FIFE SNIFF
pants: I GOT THIS
spigot: BOOOOOOOOOOP BOOOOP LONG LOUD TOUCHTONES FOR AN HOUR |
pants spigot |
#barney-fife #bathrobe #bathrobe-of-pants #interview #mousehole #nat-king-cole #pants-spigot #spigot-points #teleconference #telephone #telephony #touchtone #unbeatoffable #woodring-room-background |
|
6,568 | 2/22/2017 | hey no reason just curious pants: TO KEEP READING, PLEASE ENTER YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS.
pants: T DEUCE HEY NO REASON JUST CURIOUS BUT DO YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW WHAT A BUTTHOLE HOLIDAY IS (SHOULD I BE WORRIED)
deuce: NO IDEA (LYING)
pants: WELL I'M RELIEVED |
deuce pants |
#butthole #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #porn #soft-paywall #woodring-room-background |
|
6,569 | 2/23/2017 | helmet, pipe, umbrella, unicycle, overalls deuce: I TOTALLY SEE WHAT YOU WERE TRYING TO DO THERE (WEARING MY HELMET, SMOKING MY PIPE, TWIRLING AN UMBRELLA)
pants: (UNICYCLE, OVERALLS, ONE MAN BAND) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #neon-grid-background #sfw |
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6,570 | 2/24/2017 | slightly below average intelligence spigot: PROUD TO SAY I JUST CALLED SOMEONE A DUMB DONG (EDITED)
deuce: YOU'RE A SLIGHTLY BELOW AVERAGE INTELLIGENCE DONG
deuce: I WOULDN'T CALL YOU "DUMB"
deuce: OKAY RENTING AND WATCHING "DETERRENCE" WITH KEVIN POLLAK FOR NO GOOD REASON AT ALL |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dumb-dong #kevin-pollak #mountain-background #movies |
|
6,571 | 2/26/2017 | at the dinner table deuce: WE DO NOT LOCK DOORS IN THIS HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: FINE I'LL BEAT OFF AT THE DINNER TABLE |
deuce spigot |
#beating-off #deuce-spigot #mountain-background |
|
6,572 | 2/27/2017 | surprised anybody noticed tdtbaa
@tdtbaa
my favourite jerkcity comic format is: opening panel shows two characters angrily grimacing at each other |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants #high-res #huffy-pants #meta #mousehole #sfw #tdtbaa #woodring-room-background |
|
6,573 | 2/28/2017 | the nearest knish cart spigot: BLINDFOLD ME AND PUT ME ANYWHERE IN TOWN AND I'LL STUMBLE AND BUMBLE MY WAY TO THE NEAREST KNISH CART
spigot: HALF THE PEOPLE ON THIS BUS HAVE SNICKERDOODLES
spigot: WE NEED MORE AEROSOL FOODS AND WE NEED THEM AIMED AT MY MOUTH
spigot: CAN WE GET A ROUND TABLE GOING ON THIS |
spigot |
#cookies #deja-vu #doop #fatness #food #irc #knish #round-table #sfw #snickerdoodles #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
6,574 | 3/1/2017 | safe from flooding deuce: CAN YOU MARK YOURSELF SAFE FROM THE FLOODING ON FACEBOOK SO I CAN IGNORE YOU
pants: NEVER
pants: EASTER PEEP-FLAVORED OREOS
pants: WAS RE: WHY AM I FAT, WHY I AM FAT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #easter #fat #huffy-pants #mountain-background #was-re |
|
6,575 | 3/2/2017 | police fire or medical pants: 911 DO YOU NEED POLICE FIRE OR MEDICAL
deuce: PISS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #emergency #fire #huffy-pants #medical #piss #police #urinal-background |
|
6,576 | 3/3/2017 | a short break spigot: LET'S TAKE A SHORT BREAK
spigot: PILLS / DEAD |
spigot |
#death #pills #spigot-solo #suicide #woodring-stairs-background |
|
6,577 | 3/4/2017 | now we just take a moment spigot: T PANTS CAN YOU PLEASE ASK ME WHAT A VSR IS
pants: T SPIGOT WHAT IS A VSR
spigot: IT'S A VERY STIFF ROD
spigot: NOW WE JUST TAKE A MOMENT
spigot: WE GET USED TO IT
spigot: WE GET ACCLIMATED TO IT
spigot: WE HEAR IT SO MANY TIMES IT'S LOST ANY HUMOROUS MEANING |
pants spigot |
#pants-spigot #spider-man #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
|
6,578 | 3/5/2017 | trying on clothes at mervyn's spigot: THESE SLACKS ARE TIGHT
spigot: WIGGLE YOUR TOE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
spigot: YOU ARE HURTING ME
deuce: STOP WITH THE KICKING |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #fashion #mervyns #sfw #title-mismatch #woodring-field-background |
|
6,579 | 3/6/2017 | finally coming clean deuce: DID YOU KNOW URI GELLER IS A FRAUD???
deuce: AND THAT DOUSING DOESN'T ACTUALLY WORK????
deuce: HURRRRRRRRRRK SEIZURE
spigot: HIS WHOLE LIFE IN TIRELESS SERVICE TO AN AUDIENCE GOING *NO DOY*
spigot: MORE LIKE A-DURRRRRI GELLER
deuce: FINALLY COMING CLEAN:
deuce: I'M THE ONE WHO EMBEZZLED ALL THAT MONEY FROM THE JAMES RANDI FOUNDATION
spigot: WITH JUST YOUR MIND SO TECHNICALLY YOU'RE OWED THE $1MM
deuce: FUCK YES
spigot: THEY MIGHT EVEN OWE YOU SOME MONEY
spigot: LET ME CC: MY ACCOUNTANT
deuce: [FIRE TRUCK ARRIVES] |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #embezzlement #fraud #james-randi #james-randi-foundation #jref #magneto #psychic-powers #typo #uri-geller #woodring-field-background |
|
6,580 | 3/7/2017 | i'm a robocops pants: HUMP THAT TOAD
deuce: BRAWWWWK THE LAMP
pants: I'M A STARSHIP TROOPERS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #movies #robocop #toad #urinal-background |
|
6,581 | 3/8/2017 | can't get away spigot: BOO
deuce: OH SHIT THE GHOST
deuce: FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP
deuce: CAN'T GET AWAY
deuce: FLAP FLAP FLAP
deuce: RUNNING INTO WALLS NOW
deuce: FLAP FLAP FLAP
deuce: FLAP FLAP FLAP
deuce: FLAPPITY FLAP FLAP |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #flap #flappity-bats #ghost #repetition #vampire #woodring-stairs-background |
|
6,582 | 3/9/2017 | back of police pants: T DEUCE I DON'T LIKE YOUR NICKI MINAJ DISS TRACK (EDITED)
deuce: EAT A DICK
pants: SEE THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT (HANDCUFFS, WATCHING HEAD, BACK OF POLICE CAR) |
deuce pants |
#current-events #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #nicki-minaj #police #rap #woodring-room-background |
|
6,583 | 3/10/2017 | spray me down pants: A RED X ON ONE OF YOUR EYES, NEVER CONSISTENT, EVER PRESENT
pants:HELP ME PUT POO BACK INTO MY BOTTOM
pants: USE THE GOOD TOWELS |
pants |
#eye-injury #pants-solo #poo #urinal-background |
|
6,584 | 3/11/2017 | whatever happened to artistic vision deuce: PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON
pants: OKAY BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT THE SCRIPT SAYS
deuce: YOUR PANTS TOO
pants: WHATEVER HAPPENED TO ARTISTIC VISION IN THIS TOWN (FUMBLING WITH DOCKERS) |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants #dockers #huffy-pants #male-nudity #pants-is-sexy #pants-of-pants #porn #woodring-field-background |
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6,585 | 3/12/2017 | downer cow deuce: I'M A DOWNER COW
deuce: PUT ME DOWN
pants: SAME |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #euthanasia #livestock #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,586 | 3/13/2017 | monsters deuce: T PANTS SERIOUSLY THE GERMANS DID BAD THINGS DURING WWII
pants: T DEUCE DID THEY AT LEAST RECYCLE?????
deuce: NO THEY DID NOT
pants: MONSTERS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #germany #history #holocaust #huffy-pants #recycling #woodring-field-background #wwii |
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6,587 | 3/14/2017 | a little mustard, some rye bread net: FROM EACH ACCORDING TO HIS DONG TO EACH ACCORDING TO HIS MOUTH HOLE
deuce: I BELIEVE THE ORIGINAL PHRASE FROM MARX IS "RAPE HOLE"
pants: A LITTLE BOURGEOISIE, A LITTLE MUSTARD, SOME RYE BREAD |
deuce net pants |
#coy-pants #deuce-net-pants #high-res #marxism #mountain-background #sandwich |
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6,588 | 3/17/2017 | too late pants: BE MY VALENTINE
deuce: TOO LATE, MURDERED EVERYONE
pants: SIGH |
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #ascii #coy-pants #deuce-pants #dicks #urinal-background #valentines-day-massacre |
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6,589 | 3/18/2017 | holding down the horn spigot: YOU ARE HALAAL UP IN MY BUSINESS
spigot: FOLKS IT'S A ***RARE***GLIMPSE INTO PRESIDENTIAL TAX RETURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: HOLDING DOWN THE HORN UNTIL I GET MY MCNUGGETS |
spigot |
#halaal #islam #mcdonalds #politics #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,590 | 3/19/2017 | more of a hum spigot: HE SAYS YOUR DONG FLOPPED OUT LAST NIGHT
spigot: HE SAYS IT SANG TO HIM
deuce: IT WAS MORE OF A HUM |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dong #title-mismatch #woodring-field-background |
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6,591 | 3/20/2017 | yessssss deuce: HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT WHEN YOU CLAMP YOUR DICK WITH A CLOTHESPIN IT HURTS???? AND OTHER DEEP THOUGHTS
pants: TRY A RUBBER BAND
deuce: MAYBE ONE OF THOSE BIG INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH BLACK PAPER CLIPS???
pants: YESSSSS |
deuce pants |
#clamping #deja-vu #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #genital-mutilation #office-supplies #rubber-band #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
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6,592 | 3/21/2017 | folks spigot: AND NOW THE PURPOSE OF MY 'FOLKS' IF YOU CAN GIVE ME A MOMENT TO LOCK AND LOAD A TWO-ASSET GAG
spigot: DOES SERIOUSLY NOBODY CARE THAT BAY AREA RAINWATER STAINS MY PLASTIC BICYCLE PANTS WITH A FRESH, PROCEDURALLY GENERATED POO-DOWN-THE-LEGS PHONG SHADER
deuce: PHONG
spigot: PLEASE ADDRESS ME AS CALIFORNIA'S POWER GRID BECAUSE I'M HAVING A ROLLING BROWN-OUT
pants: PHONG |
deuce pants spigot |
#bay-area #comedy #computer-graphics #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #folks #phong #poo #urinal-background |
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6,593 | 3/22/2017 | brand unspecified pants: MY PRECIOUS FIELD NOTES BRAND NOTEPAD AND MY DELICATE LITTLE INK PEN (BRAND UNSPECIFIED) |
pants |
#office-supplies #pants-solo #sfw #urinal-background |
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6,594 | 3/23/2017 | where scalloped potatoes don't taste like magazines spigot: HOME IS WHEREVER THESE SCALLOPED POTATOES DON'T TASTE LIKE MAGAZINES
pants: MORE APPETIZERS FROM TRADER JOE'S PLEASE |
pants spigot |
#food #oddly-specific #pants-spigot #product-placement #sfw #trader-joes #urinal-background |
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6,595 | 3/24/2017 | crickets and earthworms pants: STAND BACK GOTTA BEAT OFF
spigot: INCONCLUSIVE BUT I DIDN'T DO THE NEEDFUL OR THE DUE DILIGENCE
pants: CRONCH CRONCH CRONCH A DIET OF CRICKETS |
pants spigot |
#angry-panel #beating-off #butter #crickets #cronch #insect-eating #needful #pants-spigot #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
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6,596 | 3/25/2017 | literally mansplained spigot: THEY LITERALLY MANSPLAINED ALL OVER MY FACE |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #ecu #facial #high-res #mansplain #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
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6,597 | 3/26/2017 | nice to meet you pants: I'M A JIZZ BUG
deuce: I'M A JIZZ BUG SQUASHER
deuce: NICE TO MEET YOU, JIZZ BUG
pants: HOWDY |
deuce pants |
#bug #deuce-pants #jizz-bugs #somber-deuce #urinal-background |
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6,598 | 3/27/2017 | a wholesome meme spigot: IS FORCING A LADY TO LICK MY DICK A WHOLESOME MEME
deuce: IT'S EMPOWERING
deuce: TO YOUR DICK
spigot: MAYBE IF SHE APOLOGIZES AFTER |
deuce spigot |
#blowjob #deuce-spigot #memes #rape #wholesome-meme #woodring-field-background |
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6,599 | 3/28/2017 | foomp paf spigot: NOW STUFF BOTH DICKS IN YOUR MOUTH AND SAY BAZINGA * 💥 📷 * ✨ 💡 🌠* 💥 ✨ PAF |
spigot |
#bug-report #debug #emoji #foomph #porn #python #spigot-solo #the-big-bang-theory #urinal-background #wienerdog |
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6,600 | 3/29/2017 | upgrading/fondling pants: I'M UPGRADING MY GRAPHICS DRIVER
deuce: I'M FONDLING YOUR GOODIES |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drivers #fondling #goodies #mousehole #woodring-room-background |
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6,601 | 3/30/2017 | mmm yeah the spice must flow mmmm deuce: DUNE
deuce: ARRAKIS
deuce: DESSERT [SIC] PLANET |
deuce |
#bonequest-hi-fi #dessert #deuce-solo #dune #mmm-yeah-oooh-boy #photo-background #sfw |
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6,602 | 3/31/2017 | your toebeans, your pisspots deuce: > TOUCH WIENER
pants: ***QUEST COMPLETE ***
pants: *** YOU HAVE DIED ***
pants: *** BANNED ***
pants: SHOW ME YOUR TOEBEANS
pants: YOUR PISSPOTS
pants: YOUR HUDDLED MASSES YEARNING TO DRINK PEPSI
hanford: GET OUT OF HERE
hanford: GO ON, GET
pants: NEVER |
pants |
#deuce-hanford-pants #huffy-pants #infocom #pawpads #pepsi #text-adventure #uncredited-character #weird-pants-face #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,603 | 4/1/2017 | headcrabs pants: ARE YOU SURE MAGIC BUTTHOLE INSURANCE IS A GOOD IDEA
deuce: IT'S NOT INSURANCE IT'S A GUARANTEE
pants: JUST FILL IT WITH ROOT BEER AND GET ON WITH IT
deuce: A MAGIC BUTTHOLE FLOAT
pants: ADD SOME ICED CREAM
deuce: HEADCRABS |
deuce pants |
#butthole #dessert #deuce-pants #half-life #hole #insurance #woodring-field-background |
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6,604 | 4/2/2017 | all i know is pants: ALL I KNOW IS I CHOKE MY DONG LIKE IT WAS A NURSE OR A PROSTITUTE |
pants |
#coy-pants #dong #masturbation #mountain-background #pants-solo #prostitute |
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6,605 | 4/3/2017 | quiet all around deuce: EVERYBODY QUIET WHILE I JERK |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #high-res #masturbation #mousehole #no-title-card #woodring-room-background |
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6,606 | 4/4/2017 | the inevitable conclusion of the dick spigot: THE PREMISE IS THAT THERE'S A GROUP OF PEOPLE CHANTING "WHO LIKES DICK"
deuce: I SEE
spigot: THE CLIMAX IS REACHED WHEN A GUY CALLS OUT FROM THE BACK "I LIKE DICK"
deuce: THAT'S HAUNTING
spigot: AND THE INEVITABLE CONCLUSION OF THE DICK
deuce: I CAN REALLY FEEL THE IMAGERY BUBBLING UP INSIDE AND PUNCHING MY NUTS TWICE
spigot: IT MAKES YOU CHOKE ON A FAT COCK AND IT MAKES YOU THINK |
deuce spigot |
#analysis #angry-panel #buh #choking #deuce-spigot #dicks #drunk-deuce #fat-cock #literature #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,607 | 4/5/2017 | adorable pants: NUGGGGGGH YOUR GAY WAYS
pants: ME = ADORABLE, MY BALLS = SAME
pants: PRINT THAT |
pants |
#balls #huff #nuggh #pants-solo #print-that #woodring-field-background |
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6,608 | 4/6/2017 | really pushing it deuce: UH OH MY MAC IS RUNNING THREE PROGRAMS NOW
deuce: I'M REALLY PUSHING IT
spigot: TEACHTEXT NOTE PAD AND KEY CAPS |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dongbutter #macintosh #woodring-room-background |
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6,609 | 4/7/2017 | the hose again spigot: I'LL TAKE THE HOSE AGAIN
deuce: YOU'LL NEVER LEARN |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #hose #mountain-background #sfw |
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6,610 | 4/8/2017 | on the whole spigot: ON THE WHOLE I FIND YOUR BONER COMPLETELY DISRUPTIVE |
spigot |
#boner #mountain-background #space #spigot-solo |
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6,611 | 4/9/2017 | all you can do is fucking cry spigot: THAT'S FUNNY THE WAY YOU COMBINED THE BORG WITH MONTY PYTHON AND CREATED A CROSS-CONCEPT JOKE
pants: NOW LET'S DO THE SKETCH WHERE I'M THE GUY WITH MY DICK IN YOUR DUMB FACE AND YOU CAN'T GET AWAY AND ALL YOU CAN DO IS CRY |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #monty-python #pants-spigot #star-trek #title-mismatch #woodring-room-background |
|
6,612 | 4/10/2017 | everything we've done is forgiven pants: WE DON'T HAVE TO THINK LIKE THAT ANYMORE
pants: WE'RE TOGETHER NOW
pants: EVERYTHING WE'VE DONE IS FORGIVEN
pants: EVERYTHING
deuce: EXCEPT FOR BLOWING THAT TROLL
pants: WELL YES OF COURSE |
deuce pants |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #infocom #solaris #troll #troll-blowing #woodring-field-background #zork |
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6,613 | 4/11/2017 | the one light spigot: PINK PINK BINK BA-DINK PINK DINK PA-DINK BINK PINK
spigot: THE ONE LIGHT ABOVE YOU THAT WILL NOT TURN ON
pants: BUZZZZZZZ
pants: HUMMMMMMM |
pants spigot |
#fluorescent-light #onomatopoeia #pants-spigot #pink #sfw #sound-effects #woodring-stairs-background |
|
6,614 | 4/12/2017 | vito is gay hd pants: THE SOPRANOS GUYS FIND OUT THAT VITO IS GAY HD
spigot: LISA NEEDS BRACES CLASSIC SIMPSONS (10 HOUR VERSION)
spigot: OKAY BACK TO HANS ZIMMER
spigot: BWOMMMMMMMMMMP |
pants spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #dental-plan #hans-zimmer #mountain-background #pants-spigot #simpsons #the-sopranos #youtube |
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6,615 | 4/13/2017 | ow ow ow hot hot hot pants: OW OW OW THE TAIL OF THE COMET IS HOT OW OW OW SO IS THE OTHER END
deuce: COMETS AREN'T HOT THEY'RE COL-- OW OW OW HOT HOT HOT I'M OW STARTING OW TO THINK OW THAT THIS OW ISN'T OW A COMET *OW* |
deuce pants |
#astronomy #brad-pitt #comet #deuce-pants #empty-auditorium-background #repetition #science #sfw |
|
6,616 | 4/14/2017 | better make pancakes pants: WELP IT'S ON ITS WAY TO THE CORE OF THE EARTH
pants: BETTER MAKE PANCAKES
deuce: SHOVING
deuce: SCUFFLING
deuce: SHELLACKING
pants: SUCKIN' IT
deuce: SQUIRTING
deuce: SMEARING
deuce: SUBSUMING
deuce: SCINTILLATING
deuce: SORRY
pants: S'OKAY
deuce: PUNCHIN' HOOKERS
pants: PISSSSSSSSSS |
deuce pants |
#alliteration #bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-pants #grey-background #piss #somber-deuce #weird-pants-face #welp |
|
6,617 | 4/15/2017 | an elderly angel combined with an emphysema angel spigot: FOLKS IT'S 2017 AND WE GOT EVIL ANGELS, ELEGANT ANGELS AND EVASIVE ANGELS (NOT SURE HOW MANY ANGELS WE NEED IN PORN)
spigot: THINKIN' WE NEED LESS ENGELBERT HUMPERDINCK ANGELS AND MORE ENTERPRISING ANGELS FOR WORKGROUPS
spigot: MADAME YOU LOOK LIKE AN ELDERLY ANGEL COMBINED WITH AN EMPHYSEMA ANGEL |
spigot |
#angels #folks #porn #spigot-solo #urinal-background #workgroups |
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6,618 | 4/16/2017 | phonenomena / do doo be-do-do pants: IS PISS A REAL PHONENOMENA OR JUST A MADE-UP THING
deuce: IT'S REAL
deuce: BOY HOWDY LET ME TELL YOU
pants: RATS
deuce: IT'S REAL AS REAL GETS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #mahna-mahna #piss #skype-ringtone #typo #urinal-backgroud |
|
6,619 | 4/17/2017 | worf and data doin' it in the holodeck pants: ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET IT ALL OVER MY FACE AND EYES
deuce: THAT'S WHAT THE LABEL SAYS
pants: WHAM BAM POW KA-ZAP
deuce: BLA-DOW!!!!
pants: THE LABEL SAYS JUST TO WASH WITH SAME COLORS AND TUMBLE DRY
pants: WAIT NO THAT'S JUST-- NO THAT'S RIGHT
pants: I GET EASILY CONFUSED
deuce: TURN IT UPSIDE-DOWN AND READ IT AGAIN
pants: IT JUST SAYS AND I'M QUOTING HERE SO DON'T THINK I'M RACIST THAT...
pants: WORF AND DATA ARE DOIN' IT IN THE HOLODECK
deuce: THAT'S NOT RACIST THAT'S JUST GROSS
pants: YOU MAY BE RIGHT |
deuce pants |
#coy-pants #data #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #laundry #mountain-background #onomatopoeia #star-trek #worf |
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6,620 | 4/18/2017 | an outburst of the soul spigot: ??? SAN / FRAN / CISCO spigot: ??? OPEN YOUR GOLDEN / GURK |
spigot |
#bay-area #choking #dicklicking #emoji #gurk #music #physical-comedy #san-francisco #sfw #singing #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
6,621 | 4/19/2017 | throwing it at the bus pants: PISS IN A PLASTIC BAGGIE
pants: WARM, GLOOPY
pants: THROWING IT AT THE BUS |
pants |
#bus #huffy-pants #pants-solo #physical-comedy #piss #plastic-baggie-of-piss #urinal-background |
|
6,622 | 4/20/2017 | at my age spigot: AT MY AGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: I'M LUCKY I
spigot: JUST HAPPY TO B
spigot: YA GOTTA WONDER HOW THE |
spigot |
#alzheimers #poo #sfw #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
6,623 | 4/21/2017 | great red spot deuce: JUPITER'S GREAT RED SPOT LOOKS SILLY NOW
deuce: YES I SAID IT
deuce: I MEAN SERIOUSLY |
deuce |
#astronomy #bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-solo #dongs #hashtag #jupiter #sfw #somber-deuce #woodring-stairs-background |
|
6,624 | 4/22/2017 | trying on cowboy hats pants: DOES THIS COWBOY HAT MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A TOTAL HOMO
deuce: SHORT ANSWER, NO, LONG ANSWER, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
pants: WHAT ABOUT THIS COWMAN HAT
deuce: A LITTLE GAY, NOT TOTAL GAY
pants: WHAT IF I MAKE THIS FACE
deuce: PRETTY GAY, STILL NOT TOTAL GAY |
deuce pants |
#cowboy #deuce-pants #neon-grid-background #not-gay #somber-deuce #weird-pants-face |
|
6,625 | 4/23/2017 | bad syntax deuce: WARNING: BAD SYNTAX, PERHAPS A BOGUS '-'? SEE /USR/SHARE/DOC/PROCPS-3.2.8/FAQ
deuce: I STILL HATE YOU |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #dicks #drunk-deuce #linux #procps #unix #urinal-background |
|
6,626 | 4/24/2017 | flopped out/ popped out pants: T DEUCE DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THAT TIME MY BONER FLOPPED OUT/POPPED OUT
deuce: CONSTANTLY
pants: YEAH SAME
deuce: IT HAUNTS MY WAKING MOMENTS AND INVADES MY DREAMS
deuce: ALSO WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT |
deuce pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #boner #deuce-pants #dreams #indecent-exposure #urinal-background |
|
6,627 | 4/25/2017 | you said pants: YOU SAID YOU WERE BEATING OFF
deuce: I CAN MULTITASK |
deuce pants |
#beating-off #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #multitasking #red-background #single-panel |
|
6,628 | 4/26/2017 | enter desired username spigot: ENTER DESIRED USERNAME:
spigot: > SPIGOT
spigot: THAT USERNAME IS UNAVAILABLE.
spigot: SUGGESTED USERNAMES:
spigot: > IBLOWTROLLS
spigot: > BLOWINGTROLLS95104
spigot: > BLOW_THAT_TROLL
spigot: > TROLLBLOWER69 |
spigot |
#infocom #mountain-background #poop #spigot-solo #troll #troll-blowing #username #zork |
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6,629 | 4/27/2017 | it's about time spigot: SHOULD WE HAVE A DICK RATE THREAD
pants: I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK |
pants spigot |
#4chan #dicks #pants-spigot #soc #urinal-background |
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6,630 | 4/28/2017 | toilet bowl spigot: IF DISNEY = TOILET BOWL AND STAR WARS = TOILET BOWL THEN
pants: I WILL SMEAR LARP ON MY BREAD AND DIP IT IN A BOWL OF FILK |
pants spigot |
#disney #filk #filking #larp #nerd-culture #pants-spigot #plant #star-wars #toilet #toilet-bowl #woodring-field-background |
|
6,631 | 4/29/2017 | mixed up in a jackpot spigot: T DEUCE IF YOU SEND ME A PIC OF YOU I CAN PRINT IT OUT AND EJACULATE ON IT AND RETURN A PIC OF THAT
spigot: NOT SAYING MY PENIS WILL BE IN THE SHOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: OBV IF YOURS IS IN THE SHOT OF YOUR PIC IT WILL BE IN THE SHOT OF MY PIC BUT WE CAN HOP ON A QUICK CALL
deuce: [X] OPT OUT
spigot: DON'T WANNA GET MIXED UP IN A JACKPOT HERE |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #filename #jackpot #quick-call #urinal-background |
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6,632 | 4/30/2017 | if you seek his monument deuce: BALLS
pants: AYUH
pants: IF YOU SEEK HIS MONUMENT LOOK AROUND YOU
pants: PLUMPERS/PLUGGERS |
deuce pants |
#ayuh #batman-vs-superman #christopher-wren #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #mountain-background #plumpers |
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6,633 | 5/1/2017 | this is not a drill deuce: SET CONDITION 1SQ FOR STRATEGIC MISSILE LAUNCH
deuce: THE RELEASE OF NUCLEAR WEAPONS HAS BEEN AUTHORIZED
deuce: THIS IS NOT A DRILL |
deuce |
#crimson-tide #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #movies #nuclear-weapons #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
|
6,634 | 5/2/2017 | one man's incredible journey spigot: *THE STORY OF ONE MAN'S INCREDIBLE JOURNEY TO LICK DICK*
spigot: HELLO
spigot: GURK DURK BAGURK |
spigot |
#dicklicking #gurk #onomatopoeia #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
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6,635 | 5/3/2017 | your soul is covered in the ash of past civilizations pants: MY SOUL IS BEAUTIFUL
deuce: YOUR SOUL IS COVERED IN THE ASH OF PAST CIVILIZATIONS
deuce: KIND OF AWESOME BUT I WOULDN'T CALL IT BEAUTIFUL |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #sfw #soul #white-background |
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6,636 | 5/4/2017 | le blurk le bjork pants: MEAN TIME BETWEEN SQUIRPS
spigot: LE PLEBS, LE PLOPS
deuce: SHITTWEETS ARE NOT IN REALTIME
spigot: LE SQUIRTS
pants: BUT THEY ARE EVENTUALLY CONSISTENT
spigot: LE BLURK LE BJORK |
deuce pants spigot |
#bjork #deuce-pants-spigot #french #onomatopoeia #orange-background #poo #somber-deuce #weird-pants-face |
|
6,637 | 5/5/2017 | not even dead yet deuce: T PANTS I THINK I LEFT MY KINDLE AT YOUR HOUSE (CHECK BEHIND THE HEADREST OF THE BED, IT PROBABLY FELL OFF BEHIND THE BED) JUST CRAM YOUR FACE/ASS IN THERE AND FIND OUT
pants: CAN'T THINK OF A SINGLE REASON NOT TO WEDGE MY FACE AND HEAD AND ARM BETWEEN THE HEADREST AND THE WALL SO HERE WE GO!!!
pants: THE CATS ARE BITING ME AND I'M NOT EVEN DEAD YET |
deuce pants |
#cats #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #grey-background #kindle |
|
6,638 | 5/6/2017 | a duck choking spigot: FOLKS THE VIETNAMESE LANGUAGE SOUNDS LIKE A DUCK CHOKING ON A CHICKEN BONE |
spigot |
#duck #folks #linguistics #spigot-solo #urinal-background #vietnam |
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6,639 | 5/7/2017 | s.b.r. pants: 900 DICKS
spigot: TRAINING MYSELF SO EVERY TIME I SEE ANIME SPIGOT OR ANIME PANTS BEING ANIME GAY I THINK _AT LEAST THESE KIDS BUY BOOKS_
spigot: SOMEHOW DEUCE GETS AWAY WITH JUST BEING ANIME MEAN
deuce: STRATEGIC BUTTHOLE RESERVE |
deuce pants spigot |
#anime #books #butthole #deuce-pants-spigot #dicks #drunk-deuce #red-background |
|
6,640 | 5/8/2017 | passive-aggressive shithead engineer spigot: WORKING ON MY PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE SHITHEAD ENGINEER CHARACTER
spigot: SIGH!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: CAN YOU SEND ME A ***WORKING*** LINK TO AN ***INTELLIGENT*** JSFIDDLE????????????????? |
spigot |
#javascript #jsfiddle #programming #software #spigot-solo #spigot-the-bear #white-background |
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6,641 | 5/9/2017 | because i am a man deuce: DRINKING MIKE'S HARD LEMONADE, ETC. BECAUSE I AM A MAN
deuce: AND THAT'S WHAT MEN DRINK: FAGGOTY DRINKS THAT UNDERAGE GIRLS DRINK
deuce: I MEAN
deuce: CONTRADICTION FOUND, SULLEN |
deuce |
#alcohol #depression #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #filler-panel #product-placement #sad-deuce #white-background |
|
6,642 | 5/10/2017 | all i care about these days spigot: ALL I CARE ABOUT THESE DAYS IS MAKING SURE THE JERKCITY LOGO IS STILL IN THE SILICON VALLEY OPENING CREDITS |
spigot |
#gark #sfw #shameless-self-promotion #spigot-solo #television #urinal-background |
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6,643 | 5/11/2017 | sufjan stevens or father john misty or dan the automator pants: T SPIGOT WOULD YOU RATHER BE MANFONDLED BY SUFJAN STEVENS OR FATHER JOHN MISTY OR DAN THE AUTOMATOR |
pants spigot |
#blue-background #molestation #musicians #pants-spigot #wedding |
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6,644 | 5/12/2017 | nine more kinds of mustard spigot: BILL NYE DON'T GOTTA CUSS IN HIS RAPS TO SELL RECORDS
pants: NEED 9 MORE KINDS OF MUSTARD FOR THE FRIDGE DOOR |
pants spigot |
#bill-nye #mustard #pants-spigot #rap #sfw #title-mismatch #white-background |
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6,645 | 5/13/2017 | just please stop pants: ALGHAGLUHALGAG
spigot: GHALGUHALGHLUAH
atandt: OG&AIG@INTG*YGF
atandt: AOG*TAAAAAAAA4
pants: THAT IS NOT HOW YOU DO IT
spigot: WHAT NO
pants: YOU'RE MAKING US ALL SICK
spigot: JUST PLEASE STOP |
atandt pants spigot |
#atandt-pants-spigot #bonequest-hi-fi #cocksucking-noises #dicklicking #fighting-irish-pose #funloving-nonsense #huffy-pants #sfw #spigot-points #teal-background |
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6,646 | 5/14/2017 | closes flip phone pants: 9
pants: 1
pants: CLOSES FLIP PHONE |
atandt pants |
#atandt-pants #black-background #bonequest-hi-fi #cop-blocking #police #sfw #the-sopranos |
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6,647 | 5/15/2017 | repeated, urgent spigot: 1A 7:20 - STILL NOBODY HAS ACKNOWLEDGED YOUR REPEATED, URGENT, OVERMODULATED *BALLS* AND WITH THE COSBY SHOW IN THE BACKGROUND YOU UNKEY WITH A HARD, FLAT "FUCK THESE PEOPLE" |
spigot |
#balls #cosby #failed-comedy #ham-radio #mountain-background #radio #spigot-solo |
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6,648 | 5/16/2017 | huff, punch pants: HUFF THE RAG
deuce: PUNCH THAT DICK
pants: I CAN FLY |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drugs #huffing #orange-background #solvents #substance-abuse |
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6,649 | 5/17/2017 | get offa me spigot: GOTTA WORK YOUR TRIS, YOUR DELTS, YOUR PLAPS
pants: FLUSH THE COKE KAREN |
pants spigot |
#cocaine #fit #get-offa-me #goodfellas #huffy-pants #pants-spigot #plaps #white-background |
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6,650 | 5/18/2017 | come and get 'em deuce: BONERS FOLKS: COME AND GET 'EM
pants: TOO COLD FOR BONERS
pants: NO WAIT THERE IT GOES
pants: NEVERMIND |
deuce pants |
#boners #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #folks #handjob #starbucks #urinal-background |
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6,651 | 5/19/2017 | thought you might know pants: T DEUCE HEY WHEN'S FAG SEASON
pants: THOUGHT YOU MIGHT KNOW
deuce: MAY
pants: NICE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #fag-season #grey-background |
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6,652 | 5/20/2017 | can i pants: CAN I CHOKE MYSELF????????????
pants: NOT EFFECTIVELY |
pants |
#choking #mouth #pants-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,653 | 5/21/2017 | and yet i do pants: BONK BONK BONK I SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO FLY
deuce: PHYSICS SAYS I SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO EXIST AND YET I DO |
deuce pants |
#bee #bonk #deuce-pants #mousehole #physics #woodring-room-background |
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6,654 | 5/22/2017 | anal fissures, kindle paperwhites deuce: T PANTS CAN'T YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS OF YOUR OWN (PILLS, HEART CONDITIONS, FAT PAINS, ANAL FISSURES, KINDLE PAPERWHITES)
pants: T DEUCE NEVER |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #empty-auditorium-background #kindle #kindle-paperwhite #pills #single-panel #stray-dot |
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6,655 | 5/23/2017 | verification of member information is now due pants: OH AM I A NOBLE
pants: BECAUSE IT SURE SEEMS LIKE I
deuce: NO YOU ARE NOT
pants: CAN'T WE JUST
deuce: NO |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dong #henry-ii #huffy-pants #nobility #urinal-background |
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6,656 | 5/24/2017 | the most beautiful girl pants: T DEUCE YOU'RE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN HACKNEY Y'KNOW
deuce: WOT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #hackney #single-panel #uncle-sam #white-background #wot |
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6,657 | 5/25/2017 | oops tapped one deuce: GREAT
pants: AYUH
spigot: PAGES AND PAGES AND PAGES AND PAGES AND AND PAGES PAGES OF EMOJIS FOR GENDER AND SEXUAL ORIENTATION OOPS TAPPED ONE (COLOR PALETTE TAKES 5 MINS TO LOAD) |
deuce pants spigot |
#angry-panel #ayuh #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #emoji #huffy-pants #yellow-background |
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6,658 | 5/26/2017 | some sort of code pants: THE SKILLS TO PAY THE PILLS BILLS
pants: CLAMS AND MUSSELS BEING GAY WITH EACH OTHER
pants: GRAVY'S GOOD TONIGHT
deuce: ARE YOU TALKING IN SOME SORT OF CODE |
deuce pants |
#clams #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #funloving-nonsense #gay #gravy #mussels #pills #weird-coy-face #woodring-field-background-2 |
|
6,659 | 5/27/2017 | you need to earn it pants: TOP ME OFF (FILL IT TO THE RIM)
deuce: DO NOT OVERFILL
pants: WISH YOU HAD
deuce: YOU NEED TO EARN IT |
deuce pants |
#coffee #deuce-pants #filler-panel #gasoline #gay-wrestling-background #nsfw #ponk |
|
6,660 | 5/28/2017 | spooky font spigot: WHO YA TALKIN' TO SPIGOT
spigot: A SPOOKY FONT SPELLING OUT THE TITLE OF THE FILM:
spigot: H T M L |
spigot |
#font #html #movies #oklahoma-musical #sfw #space-nuts-background #spigot-solo |
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6,661 | 5/29/2017 | every piece of candy will be a complete disappointment .(spigot): I NEED TO REMIND MYSELF THE INTERNET IS FOR KIDS AGE 12-18, NOTHING IS MARKETED, CREATED OR AIMED AT ME PERSONALLY AND EVERY PIECE OF CANDY WILL BE A COMPLETE DISAPPOINTMENT |
spigot |
#candy #disappointment #hospital-background #internet #marketing #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #thought #wisdom |
|
6,662 | 5/30/2017 | it's a big city deuce: SOMEONE TOOK A SHIT IN YOUR DRINK
deuce: ALSO IT'S ALL BUBBLY AROUND THE EDGES SO MANY SOMEBODY PISSED IN IT TOO
pants: THESE THINGS HAPPEN (IT'S A BIG CITY) |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants #gnu #huffy-pants #piss #poo #typo #urinal-background |
|
6,663 | 5/31/2017 | creative commons 3.0 license deuce: MY BALLS ARE AVAILABLE UNDER THE CREATIVE COMMONS 3.0 LICENSE. |
deuce |
#bonequest-hi-fi #creative-commons #deuce-solo #deuces-balls #licensing #nuts-of-deuce #open-source #punctuation #single-panel #somber-deuce #urinal-background |
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6,664 | 6/1/2017 | increase the contrast and zoom in spigot: FOLKS I DO NOT SELF-IDENTIFY WITH FRISBEE ***OR*** GOLF
spigot: IF YOU INCREASE THE CONTRAST AND ZOOM IN YOU CAN REALLY SEE A MOUTH PENIS DRAWN RIGHT ON HIS FACE |
spigot |
#folks #frisbee #golf #kitty #mouthpenis #spigot-solo #white-background |
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6,665 | 6/2/2017 | making fart sounds spigot: THE KILOWATT 6 BRAVO STATION MAKING FART SOUNDS, PLEASE STOP |
spigot |
#farts #ham-radio #mountain-background #radio #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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6,666 | 6/3/2017 | a good impression pants: WHY DO I HAVE TO WEAR A TIE TO THE TOILETS
deuce: BECAUSE YOU WANT TO MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION, DON'T YOU |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #first-impression #interview #single-panel #tie #toilet #urinal-background |
|
6,667 | 6/4/2017 | chew that cud pants: CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP
deuce: CHEW THAT CUD YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
pants: CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP |
deuce pants |
#chewing #cows #cud #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #farm #urinal-background |
|
6,668 | 6/5/2017 | everyone's a comic deuce: MEWOIHFL SFSDLKFSF SDF S JFS;LJFS
deuce: OY VEY |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #jewish #sfw #urinal-background |
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6,669 | 6/6/2017 | my balls are lugubrious my dick is ebullient my mouth is a shibboleth deuce: MY BALLS ARE LUGUBRIOUS
deuce: MY DICK IS EBULLIENT
deuce: MY MOUTH IS A SHIBBOLETH |
deuce |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-solo #deuces-balls #nuts-of-deuce #sesquipedalian #somber-deuce #urinal-background |
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6,670 | 6/7/2017 | patent pending pants: CRAZY COCKS
pants: I HOPE TO PATENT THEM/THOSE
deuce: THE COCKS ???
deuce: OR THE USAGE OF THE COCKS IN THAT MANNER
pants: I HAVE NO IDEA, I JUST WANT A PATENT
deuce: I SEE
pants: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT: YOU CAN PATENT ME AND I'LL PATENT YOU |
deuce pants |
#cocks #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #fat #patent #sleep-number #woodring-room-background |
|
6,671 | 6/8/2017 | glugging/chugging spigot: MORE WINE FOR ME I GUESS |
spigot |
#alcohol #and-how #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #urinal-background #wine |
|
6,672 | 6/9/2017 | please fill the silo with corn pants: PLEASE FILL THE SILO WITH CORN AND THEN PLEASE PUT ME IN THE SILO |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #corn #farming #neon-grid-background #pants-solo #sfw #silo #single-panel #suicide |
|
6,673 | 6/10/2017 | robust and extensible dick: I AM ROBUST AND EXTENSIBLE
deuce: T DICK I'M OBJECT-ORIENTED AND MULTIMEDIA SAVVY
deuce: T DICK ALSO I'M PLUG-N-PLAY
dick: T DEUCE NO I THINK YOU ARE A FONT OF WISDOM (RHYMES WITH "JIZM"(ALMOST!!!!))!!!!!!
deuce: WUHHHH WHERE WERE WE
pants: GOLLY |
deuce dick pants |
#deuce-dick-pants #double-entendre #hardware #software #urinal-background |
|
6,674 | 6/11/2017 | hey everyone look over here spigot: HEY EVERYONE LOOK OVER HERE I'M DOING MAGIC TRICKS
spigot: OVER HERE EVERYONE PAY ATTENTION TO ME
spigot: OKAY PULLING MY PANTS DOWN NOW
spigot: IF YOU COULD JUST TURN YOUR HEAD JUST REAL QUICK
spigot: ENTERTAINMENT OVER HERE PEOPLE, PUT THE BEER DOWN |
spigot |
#alcohol #beer #magic #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
6,675 | 6/12/2017 | what kind of pie pants: WHAT KIND OF PIE ARE WE TALKING ABOUT
spigot: MORE LIKE WONDER HOW THIS MOVIE GOT MADE |
pants spigot |
#movies #pants-spigot #pie #sfw #single-panel #urinal-background #wonder-woman |
|
6,676 | 6/13/2017 | carefully placing the towel in front of the toilet pants: T SPIGOT CAREFULLY PLACING THE TOWEL IN FRONT OF THE TOILET
spigot: THINKING MAYBE BOOF THE DOGGO SHOULD BE SLANG FOR GOING TO THE BATHROOM |
pants spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #internet-slang #pants-spigot #single-panel #toilet #towel #woodring-field-background |
|
6,677 | 6/14/2017 | forced to be gay or what net: IF I GET THE WRONG EAR PIERCED AM I FORCED TO BE GAY OR WHAT
deuce: "FORCED" IS A STRONG WORD BUT LET'S GO WITH IT FOR NOW |
deuce net |
#camgirls #deuce-net #earring #feet #foot-fetish #gay #mountain-background #piercings #single-panel |
|
6,678 | 6/15/2017 | an amazon original spigot: AN AMAZON *********ORIGINAL*********
spigot: LEMON POPPYSEED ----->MUFFINS<----- |
spigot |
#amazon #muffins #sfw #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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6,679 | 6/16/2017 | multi-megaton nuclear explosion deuce: THERE IS A BLINDING FLASH. YOU HAVE BEEN KILLED IN A MULTI-MEGATON NUCLEAR EXPLOSION.
deuce: ***YOU WIN***
pants: SWEET PEACEFUL SILENCE AND DARKNESS. ***HIGH SCORE*** |
deuce pants |
#death #deuce-pants #high-score #infocom #nuclear-weapons #sfw #the-sweet-release-of-death #urinal-background #you-have-died |
|
6,680 | 6/17/2017 | taking one for the team deuce: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MUST DO
pants: TAKING ONE FOR THE TEAM |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #gark #sfw #single-panel #urinal-background |
|
6,681 | 6/18/2017 | all in good fun pants: EARLIER WHEN YOU CAUGHT ME BEATING OFF, THAT WAS JUST A JOKE I WAS JUST KIDDING AROUND
pants: I WAS PLAYING A PRANK (A PRACTICAL JOKE IF YOU WILL) AND IT WAS ALL IN GOOD FUN
pants: FOR THE RECORD I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY THAT IT WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN
pants: I'M SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE
deuce: DON'T MAKE PROMISES YOU CAN'T KEEP!!!!
pants: ARE THESE PLUMPERS FROM THE SUPERMARKET OR DID YOU GROW THEM IN YOUR GARDEN
deuce: UNDEFINED |
deuce pants |
#beating-off #deuce-pants #javascript #plumpers #strip-drought-2017 #woodring-stairs-background |
|
6,682 | 6/24/2017 | back on my bullshit pants: THEY ARE SO COMING BACK!!!!! I'M GOING TO SIT ON THE PORCH AND WAIT (CAN YOU GET ME A SWEATER I'M COLD) (ALSO A BACKRUB WOULD BE NICE)
deuce: NOTHING BESIDE REMAINS
pants: AND IT WAS NEVER THE SAME AGAIN |
deuce pants |
#back-on-my-bullshit #backrub #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #ozymandias #percy-bysshe-shelley #piss #urinal-background |
|
6,683 | 6/25/2017 | a pounding sensation spigot: T PANTS DO YOU TAKE PULL REQUESTS
pants: URRRRK SMALL PINCH
spigot: NNNNNNNGGGGG YOU MAY FEEL A SLIGHT PRICK
pants: A POUNDING SENSATION IN YOUR REAR END |
pants spigot |
#bug-report #git #leisure-town #pants-spigot #urinal-background |
|
6,684 | 6/26/2017 | lower back and neck pains deuce: I THREW OUT MY BACK OUT TRYING TO BLOW MYSELF |
deuce |
#autofellatio #deuce-solo #injury #mountain-background #sad-deuce #single-panel #typo |
|
6,685 | 6/27/2017 | empty seat pants: WHY WEREN'T YOU AT THE BEHEADING
deuce: MY PAPERS ARE IN ORDER |
deuce pants |
#beheading #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #sfw #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
|
6,686 | 6/28/2017 | quietly and behind a curtain pants: CAN I CHOKE IT DOWN WITHOUT CAUSING TROUBLE
deuce: AS LONG AS YOU DO IT QUIETLY AND BEHIND A CURTAIN AND ONLY AFTER 5PM AND (127 MORE CONDITIONS FOLLOW)
pants: BLOWING FUSES HERE |
deuce pants |
#choke-it-down #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #fuses #woodring-field-background |
|
6,687 | 6/29/2017 | every building should have spigot: EVERY BUILDING SHOULD HAVE A TOILET I CAN FLUSH MYSELF DOWN TO PORTAL ELSEWHERE |
spigot |
#buildings #murder-suicide #portal #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo #toilet #woodring-room-background |
|
6,688 | 6/30/2017 | you tell me pants: I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU FEEL LIKE SUCKING
deuce: A SAFE, NON-DANGEROUS, NON-GAY OBJECT
deuce: A POPSICLE, SAY
pants: MMM |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants #not-gay #piss-trough-background #popsicle |
|
6,689 | 7/1/2017 | shift-reload pants: WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU
spigot: A GUY ON A TRACK TO MANAGEMENT
pants: SHIFT-RELOAD????????????
net: ZAP YOUR PRAM |
net pants spigot |
#huffy-pants #macintosh #net-pants-spigot #sfw #urinal-background |
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6,690 | 7/2/2017 | sexual sadist deuce: WE'LL TALK ABOUT ALL YOUR PROBLEMS (SEXUAL AND OTHERWISE!!!) TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: OH RIGHT
pants: ALL THE SEXUAL PROBLEMS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #sexual-problems #thought #urinal-background |
|
6,691 | 7/3/2017 | colonel kurtz nespresso capsule pants: WHICH PIPE IS THE ASS PIPE
spigot: I PUSHED THE BUTTON FOR WHAT I THOUGHT WAS A DIRTPIPE MILKSHAKE BUT MAYBE IT NEEDS ANOTHER NESPRESSO CAPSULE
pants: MUMMMMMMM WHIRRRRRRRRRR DOWN THE BLOCK AND AROUND THE CORNER AND THEN UP THE RIVER TO LOOK FOR COLONEL KURTZ
spigot: WHY DID HE ALWAYS DRESS LIKE A LADY AND NOT WANT TO BE IN THE ARMY ANYMORE
pants: HE WAS VERY SENSITIVE |
pants spigot |
#apocalypse-now #army #asspipe #coffee #coy-pants #crossdressing #dirtpipe-milkshake #heart-of-darkness #mash #nespresso #pants-spigot #spigot-points #trannyvision #ts #urinal-background |
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6,692 | 7/4/2017 | hen pants: THE OXFORD DONG
deuce: YOUR INPUT IS APPRECIATED, HEN
pants: NOW YOU'RE GETTING WITH IT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #grammar #hen #sfw #typo #white-background |
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6,693 | 7/5/2017 | giant x's on my eyes spigot: TURNS OUT I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: WAIT!!!!!!!! I DO
spigot: NOPE, NOTHING TO SAY |
spigot |
#nothing-to-say #sfw #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
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6,694 | 7/6/2017 | jam jars spigot: IS THAT SO???? WELL HERE'S WHAT I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT!!!!!! 10-12 MINUTES FLIPPING AROUND ATTEMPTING TO GET MY REAR-END TOPMOST
deuce: I DON'T WANT TO GET OFF ON A RANT HERE BUT [TREMENDOUS, NON-STOP DIARRHEA]
pants: CHOPPING OFF HEADS
deuce: BEATING OFF INTO JAM JARS, SEALING THEM AS TIME CAPSULES
pants: BLESSED BE
spigot: TURNS OUT I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
deuce pants spigot |
#beating-off #beheading #deuce-pants-spigot #deuces-shits #diarrhea #funloving-nonsense #lynnea #nothing-to-say #rant #uncredited-character #white-background |
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6,695 | 7/7/2017 | no results pants: FACIAL
pants: WHERE CAN I GET A FACIAL
pants: A FACIAL FOR MEN THAT IS NOT GAY
pants: FIRST TIME FACIAL MEN TOTALLY STRAIGHT NOT GAY BEARD-O
pants: MEN'S FACE CARE NOT GAY
pants: FACIAL FOR A MAN WITH A BEARD NO PISS NOT GAY
pants: +FACIAL -"STAR WARS" -"LORD OF THE RINGS" -"AVOCADO TOAST"
pants: PLEASE WRITE BACK ONLY HERE UNTIL SATURDAY |
pants |
#avocado-toast #facial #funloving-nonsense #lord-of-the-rings #not-gay #pants-solo #piss #search-query #star-wars #weird-pants-face #white-background #write-back |
|
6,696 | 7/8/2017 | that settles it spigot: GOD SAID IT / I SUCKED ON IT / THAT SETTLES IT |
spigot |
#empty-auditorium-background #god #singing #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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6,697 | 7/9/2017 | codpieces and dongbutters spigot: CHRIST JESUS
pants: YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH A LOT
pants: LET ME GET YOU A DRINK WITH ABSOLUTELY NO ROOFIES IN IT |
pants spigot |
#christ-jesus #date-rape #dongbutter #drink #drugs #nuggh #pants-spigot #roofies #woodring-room-background |
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6,698 | 7/10/2017 | at me not on me pants: I DIDN'T SPIT ON YOU I
pants: OKAY WELL YES I SPIT ON YOU BUT I ONLY DID IT OUT OF DISGUST
deuce: AT ME NOT ON ME
deuce: YOU MISSED BUT YOUR INTENTION WAS CLEAR
pants: MMMM YEAH OOOH BOY |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #deucegrin #huffy-pants #mmm-yeah-oooh-boy #spit #weird-pants-face #woodring-room-background |
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6,699 | 7/11/2017 | long heavy sigh deuce: FUCK YOU PAY ME
pants: THAT'S NOT
pants: SIGHS, GETS OUT WALLET |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #deucegrin #fuck-you-pay-me #goodfellas #huffy-pants #somber-deuce #white-background |
|
6,700 | 7/12/2017 | fierce and also fair pants: GOD'S JUDGEMENT IS FIERCE AND ALSO FAIR AND A LITTLE BI
deuce: JUST A LITTLE THOUGH
pants: IT'S ENOUGH
deuce: ENOUGH TO BE WORRYING
pants: FURROWING MY BROW, MY WEINER'S BROW |
deuce pants |
#bisexuality #deuce-pants #eyebrows-of-pants #huffy-pants #mouth #theology #urinal-background #wiener #wiener-eyebrows |
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6,701 | 7/13/2017 | picture of a haunted concrete head |
pants |
#concrete #haunted #head #picture |
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6,702 | 7/14/2017 | important decisions pants: T DEUCE WE HAVE SOME IMPORTANT DECISIONS TO CONSIDER: HAMBURGERS; CHEESEBURGERS; BOTH
deuce: CHEESEBURGERS!!!!
pants: EVERYTHING LOOKS IN ORDER TO ME STAMP STAMP STAMP FOLDER CLOSED |
deuce pants |
#cheeseburgers #dessert-cart #deuce-pants #hamburgers #jean-charles #papers-please #sfw #underwater #urinal-background |
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6,703 | 7/15/2017 | a bride of christ spigot: T PANTS WILL YOU DO ME A SIMPLE KINDNESS AND MAKE A LIFELONG VIRGINITY PLEDGE TO JESUS AND BECOME A BRIDE OF CHRIST
pants: T SPIGOT BURSTING INTO TEARS |
pants spigot |
#jesus #pants-spigot #pledge #religion #single-panel #urinal-background |
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6,704 | 7/16/2017 | warning/hard enough pants: HEY DOES THIS LOOK HARD ENOUGH (FOR MY PLAYGIRL CENTERFOLD)
spigot: [WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR UNIVERSAL AND ILLUMINATION ENTERTAINMENT'S DESPICABLE ME 3.] |
pants spigot |
#despicable-me #movies #pants-spigot #single-panel #spoilers #woodring-field-background |
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6,705 | 7/17/2017 | a slave in a sex fdungeon deuce: DEAR PROFESSIONAL,
deuce: IMMEDIATE REQUIREMENT FOR THIS BELOW POSITION.
deuce: IF YOU ARE INTERESTED, PLEASE DO SEND ME YOUR UPDATED RESUME ASAP.
pants: A - ASAP
pants: S - SIR PLEASE I AM A SLAVE IN A SEX FDUNGEON
pants: A - ALREADY COVERED A SEE ABOVE
pants: P - THE PEE TAPES ARE REAL
pants: P - PLEASE HURRY THEY ARE MAKING ME SERVICE ANYBODY WITH A FEW BUCKS |
deuce pants |
#acronym #deuce-pants #null #recruiter-spam #typo #urinal-background |
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6,706 | 7/18/2017 | a prune or a corn cob spigot: EVERYONE AT MISSION FARMERS MARKET LOOKS LIKE A PRUNE OR A CORN COB
deuce: N E V E R F O R G E T MY COCK
pants: MAYBE SHOW THEM YOUR DONG AND ASK THEM IF THEY CAN TUG OUT SOME WEEDS
spigot: WHERE DO I FLUSH MY CATS
spigot: IF YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM ON A SIDEWALK THAT ISN'T DESIGNATED THEY CONFISCATE THE WHOLE THING UNTIL TRIAL AND EVEN THEN SOMETIMES YOU NEVER SEE IT AGAIN |
deuce pants spigot |
#bay-area #deuce-pants-spigot #gardening #huffy-pants #india #obscene-gerund #san-francisco #urinal-background |
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6,707 | 7/19/2017 | rentboys and tearooms spigot: FOLKS THIS ONE-MAN SHOW SPONSORED IN PART BY LOOTCRATE AND TRUNKCLUB AND SHITHEAD AND SHINEBOX
pants: AND VIEWERS LIKE YOU |
pants spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #folks #nerd-culture #pants-spigot #pbs #product-placement #single-panel #urinal-background |
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6,708 | 7/20/2017 | get it on pants: XOXO
pants: CQCQ
pants: GET IT ON
pants: HEY UH
pants: COULD YOU KEEP AN EYE ON MY PISSBAG
pants: MAKE SURE NOBODY STEALS IT
pants: BUT ALSO MAKE SURE IT DOESN'T MOTOR AWAY ON ITS OWN |
deuce pants |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #funloving-nonsense #ham-radio #piss #somber-deuce #white-background |
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6,709 | 7/21/2017 | awake for almost two hours deuce: WELP I'VE BEEN AWAKE FOR ALMOST TWO HOURS TIME TO START DRINKING
deuce: JEAN-CHARLES YOU FOOL, YOU CANNOT FUSE PROTIUM AT THAT TEMPERATURE AND PRESSURE AT ANY KIND OF SUBSTELLAR RATE !!!!! |
deuce |
#alcohol #alcoholism #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #fusion #jean-charles #physics #science #sfw #somber-deuce #welp #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,710 | 7/22/2017 | completely empty pants: JUST PLEASE GET UP AGAINST THE WALL WITH THE REST OF
pants: YES LIKE THAT
pants: GOOD, GOOD
pants: OKAY BRB
pants: THE PISS METHOD
pants: THIS GLASS OF PISS IF HALF EMPTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: GULP GULP GULP
deuce: NOW IT'S COMPLETELY EMPTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
deuce pants |
#black-background #bored-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #funloving-nonsense #piss #weird-pants-face |
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6,711 | 7/23/2017 | yorgle, grundle and rhindle being gay with each other pants: "DEATH BY MISADVENTURE" |
pants |
#adventure #atari-2600 #atari-vcs #death #dragon #pants-solo #urinal-background |
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6,712 | 7/24/2017 | a chorus line spigot: A CHORUS LINE OF PISSING DICKS
spigot: CAN A MAN GET A DOO-DAH
deuce: THE DICKS ARE KICKING THEIR LEGS IN SYNCHRONY (WHILE PISSING) |
deuce spigot |
#camptown-races #deuce-spigot #piss #sad-deuce #somber-deuce #woodring-field-background |
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6,713 | 7/25/2017 | take on me pants: BEAT / ME / OFFFFF
deuce: NO / THANK / YOUUUUUUU |
deuce pants |
#a-ha #cancer #deuce-pants #mousehole #singing #take-on-me #title-mismatch #woodring-room-background |
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6,714 | 7/26/2017 | serious interest deuce: SERIOUS INTEREST IN MY SHITS
spigot: IS THERE BUZZ YOU CAN USE TO LEVERAGE
deuce: BETTER SHIT MORE
pants: DEUCE SHIT KEYCHAIN [ADD TO BASKET]
deuce: SHIT MERCH |
deuce pants spigot |
#business #buzzwords #deuce-pants-spigot #merch #okay-pants-face #sad-deuce #shit #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,715 | 7/27/2017 | is it typical for dentists deuce: IS IT TYPICAL FOR DENTISTS TO "DIAGNOSE" YOU AS "GAY" |
deuce |
#dentist #deuce-solo #gay #mountain-background #single-panel #usenet |
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6,716 | 7/28/2017 | an autistic clock spigot: EVEN AN AUTISTIC CLOCK IS RIGHT TWICE A DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK
spigot: DONK DONK DONK
pants: EVERYBODY NEEDS TO GO SIT IN THE CORNER AND SUCK THEIR OWN DICK FOR A WHILE |
pants spigot |
#autism #autofellatio #dicksucking #huffy-pants #math #pants-spigot #physical-comedy #woodring-den-background |
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6,717 | 7/29/2017 | lab equipment, furniture deuce: T PANTS YOU STICK THEM UP YOUR VAGINER
pants: T DEUCE I WILL DO NO SUCH FOOMPTH THERE THEY GO
deuce: FWOOP FWOOPFWOOP FWOOPFWOOP FWOOP SOME SORT OF NEGATIVE PRESSURE SUCKING THEM ON IN
pants: PULL UP / PULL UP
pants: SUCKING IN LAB EQUIPMENT, FURNITURE |
deuce pants |
#black-background #deuce-pants #foomph #french #gpws #nuggh #onomatopoeia #pants-insertion #science |
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6,718 | 7/30/2017 | so many ways pants: PISSGATE
spigot: WHERE IS THAT POSITIONED AMONG THE AND GATES, NOT GATES, OR GATES, NOT-OR GATES, XAND GATES, NAND GATES AND AYN RAND GATES
pants: UNCLEAR (CLOUDY)
spigot: MUST HAVE A CLEAN DICKLICKING RECORD
spigot: SO MANY WAYS TO READ THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
pants spigot |
#ayn-rand #electronics #logic #pants-spigot #piss #the-fountainhead-sucked #white-background |
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6,719 | 7/31/2017 | salt lick pants: THE SPICE MUST FLOW
deuce: WE GOTTA GET YOU A SALT LICK |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dune #salt #saltlick #sfw #single-panel #spice #urinal-background |
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6,720 | 8/1/2017 | doing a bj deuce: YOU'RE SOAKING IN IT !!!!!11
pants: I SURE AM
spigot: KNEEL DEGRASSE TYSON (BECAUSE HE'S DOING A BJ) |
deuce pants spigot |
#blowjob #deuce-pants-spigot #drunk-deuce #neil-degrasse-tyson #palmolive #pun #soaking #spigot-points #tri-tip #urinal-background |
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6,721 | 8/2/2017 | where's spigot pants: COMPARING PAYLOADS
pants: CHECKSUMS MATCH
pants: NOT A FORGERY
deuce: ESCALATION CONFIRMED
pants: TURN YOUR KEY
pants: *SPIGOT* IS FURIOUSLY TYPING WHILE THE PEANUT GALLERY IS BACK ON THEIR BULLSHIT |
deuce pants |
#back-on-my-bullshit #deuce-pants #green-background #huffy-pants #wargames #weird-pants-face |
|
6,722 | 8/3/2017 | bienvenidos spigot : BIENVENIDOS A MACINTOOSHEN |
spigot |
#apple #german #grey-background #macintosh #poo #sfw #single-panel #spanish #spigot-solo #strip-drought-2017 #turtles |
|
6,723 | 8/5/2017 | peasants cheer pants: T SPIGOT ARE YOU SAYING WE SHOULD-- [CHOPPED OFF HEAD FALLS NEATLY INTO BASKET, PEASANTS CHEER] |
pants spigot |
#beheading #bonequest-hi-fi #cocks #decapitation #guillotine #pants-spigot #physical-comedy #sfw #single-panel #violent-disapproval #white-background |
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6,724 | 8/6/2017 | the softer side of sears spigot: FOLKS WE NEED TO SELL QUADRAS AND PERFORMAS AT SEARS NEXT TO THE WASHERS/DRYERS |
spigot |
#blue-background #folks #macintosh #sears #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo |
|
6,725 | 8/7/2017 | two thoughts spigot: I ONLY HAVE LIKE TWO THOUGHTS
spigot: SHOW TUNES AND THE COOKIE DRAWER |
spigot |
#cookie-drawer #despair-panel #mousehole #sfw #spigot-solo #woodring-room-background |
|
6,726 | 8/8/2017 | asking for the last time spigot: T PANTS ASKING FOR THE LAST TIME SINCE YOU SEEM UNWILLING TO RESPOND: *DO YOU THINK BAILEY JAY HAS GAINED WEIGHT* |
spigot |
#bailey-jay #deja-vu #deuce-spigot #nbsp #porn #sfw #ts #uncredited-character #urinal-background |
|
6,727 | 8/9/2017 | a very special announcement for 2017 spigot: I DID A POO IN THE PRINTER |
spigot |
#announcement #grey-background #poo #printer #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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6,728 | 8/10/2017 | somber salute spigot: T E X T O P O L I S
spigot: WILL BE THE NAME OF MY BBS / AE LINE
deuce: YOUR GOPHER SITE
spigot: MY WAFFLE, MY RED RYDER HOST, MY LAMBDA MOO/MUD/MURF/MINECRAFT
deuce: MY FATWA
spigot: MY LYCOS
deuce: ALTA VISTA :SOMBER_SALUTE:
spigot: YOU TOOK MY PREPARED ALTAVISTA REFERENCE, SO ALL I HAVE LEFT IS DEJA BLABSPACE
deuce: THAT WORKS |
deuce spigot |
#ascii-express #bbs #culture #deja-blabspace #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #gopher #internet #internet-culture #islam #minecraft #null #search-engines #sfw #vintage-internet #waffle #woodring-field-background #yellow-magic-orchestra |
|
6,729 | 8/11/2017 | the imbroglio deuce: WHY CAN'T IT BE A KERFUFFLE
spigot: A FLAP
net: I GOT THE IMBROGLIO ONCE
net: OK TWICE |
deuce net spigot |
#angry-panel #deuce-net-spigot #filler-panel #sfw #woodring-stairs-background |
|
6,730 | 8/12/2017 | the needful deuce: I LEAVE THIS ROOM FOR TWENTY SECONDS AND YOU'RE ALL NAKED AND SMEARING EACH OTHER WITH POO
spigot: WILL GLADLY PERFORM THE NEEDFUL SCROLLBACK BUT I DO NOT RECALL THAT SCENARIO UNFOLDING |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #mousehole #needful #poo #pricks #single-panel #woodring-room-background |
|
6,731 | 8/13/2017 | stubby golf pencils pants: LICKY DICKY
spigot: THERE'S BEEN A MURDER!!!!! HANDING OUT STUBBY GOLF PENCILS
deuce: SHOVING BUT YET LOVING AT THE SAME TIME |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #golf #high-res #murder #pencils #single-panel #woodring-stairs-background |
|
6,732 | 8/14/2017 | where is the love deuce: OKAY BEDTIME
deuce: NICE GALGHLAHGLAHG TALKING TO YOU GLAHGLAHGLAHG AS USUAL GLAHGLAHGLGHLAHGLAHGLAHGLAHGLAHGA
deuce: HGLA |
deuce |
#black-background #bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-solo #dicklicking #dipping |
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6,733 | 8/15/2017 | shot on courthouse steps pants: I WAS NOT BEATING OFF TO WRECK-IT RALPH I WAS JUST ADJUSTING MY UNDERGARMENTS IN THE HEAT OF THE DAY
deuce: CASE DISMISSED
pants: SHOT ON COURTHOUSE STEPS |
deuce pants |
#court #deuce-pants #disney #dubious-disclaimer #law-and-order #violence #white-background |
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6,734 | 8/16/2017 | maybe spigot: ARE WE MAYBE STRAYING A BIT FROM GOD'S LIGHT |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #gods-light #grey-background #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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6,735 | 8/17/2017 | john carter of mars deuce: T PANTS IN THE TAQUERIA WHERE I GOT THIS DELICIOUS BURRITO JOHN CARTER OF MARS WAS PLAYING ON THE TV (DUBBED IN SPANISH) |
deuce pants |
#birthday-strip #deja-vu #deuce-pants #disney #food #gay #sfw #single-panel #true-story #urinal-background |
|
6,736 | 8/18/2017 | john carter from mars toilet duck deuce: T PANTS IN THE TAQUERIA WHERE I GOT THIS DELICIOUS BURRITO JOHN CARTER OF MARS WAS PLAYING ON THE TV (DUBBED IN SPANISH)
pants: TOILET WAS APPROVED AS PART OF UNICODE 6.0 IN 2010 AND ADDED TO EMOJI 1.0 IN 2015.
deuce: WHAT ABOUT A FUCKING DUCK
pants: DUCK WAS APPROVED AS PART OF UNICODE 9.0 IN 2016 AND ADDED TO EMOJI 3.0 IN 2016. |
deuce pants |
#deja-vu #deuce-pants #duck #emoji #huffy-pants #multipants #multiplicity #title-mismatch #toilet #toilet-duck #toilet-pig #urinal-background |
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6,737 | 8/19/2017 | southern belle accent spigot: BATTERIES A SOMETIMES FOOD
deuce: I DO DECLARE
pants: MY WORD
deuce: MY STARS!!! (SOUTHERN BELLE ACCENT) |
deuce pants spigot |
#accent #deuce-pants-spigot #deucegrin #huffy-pants #sfw #somber-deuce #stars-and-garters #urinal-background |
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6,738 | 8/20/2017 | childhood obesity and diabetes spigot: FOLKS DID YOU HAVE ANY IDEA THAT SODA IS ESSENTIALLY PURE SUGAR AND LEADS TO CHILDHOOD OBESITY AND DIABETES AND DEPRESSION AND DICKLICKING ON THE MICHAEL'S CRAFTS CRAFTING CRUISE |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #crafts #cruising #diabetes #dicklicking #folks #michaels #single-panel #spigot-solo #white-background |
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6,739 | 8/21/2017 | you're my knight in shining armor pants: YOU MIGHT SAY MY DICK IS FUN-SIZED
deuce: IT'S NOT SO MUCH FUN AS IT IS FUNNY
pants: NO LET'S GO WITH FUN-SIZED (HOPPING ON A QUICK CALL) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #fun-size #quick-call #urinal-background #you-might-say |
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6,740 | 8/22/2017 | mama i'm in love with a gangsta deuce: MAMA, I'M IN LOVE WITH A GANGSTA
deuce: MAMA, DID I MENTION I'M IN LOVE WITH A GANGSTA
deuce: MAMA, YOU MAY RECALL EARLIER I STATED THAT I'M IN LOVE WITH A GANGSTA
deuce: MAMA, I HATE TO BELABOR THE POINT, BUT I'D LIKE TO REITERATE THAT I'M...
deuce: ...IN LOVE WITH A (GARROTED)
deuce: WELP I PUT A SCREEN PROTECTOR ON MY NEW PHONE AND MANAGED TO FUCK IT UP SOMEHOW
deuce: YOU'RE WELCOME, AMERICA
spigot: ME AGAIN, GUESS WE'RE PLAYIN' PHONE TAG |
deuce spigot |
#coolio #deuce-spigot #deucegrin #gangsta #gay-voicemail #me-again #mountain-background #phone-tag #title-mismatch #violence #voicemail #welp |
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6,741 | 8/23/2017 | go fuck yourself user pants: `NOTE: UNNECESSARY USE OF -X OR --REQUEST, POST IS ALREADY INFERRED.`
pants: WHY INFER WHEN YOU CAN IMPLY (SWISHY WRIST GLUGGING GIN)
deuce: THAT'S BETTER THAN WE CHANGED THE WAY YOU SPECIFY OPTIONS COMPLETELY, GO FUCK YOURSELF USER |
deuce pants |
#alcohol #angry-panel #coy-pants #curl #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #gin #go-fuck-yourself #http #programming #ps #unix #urinal-background |
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6,742 | 8/24/2017 | drink plenty of fluids deuce: I HOPE THEY DON'T CUT OFF YOUR DONG (ACCIDENTALLY)
pants: I CAN LIVE WITHOUT MY DONG BUT DON'T TAKE AWAY MY BIG FAT MOUTH |
deuce pants |
#balls #deuce-pants #dong #genital-mutilation #mountain-background #mouth-of-pants #single-panel |
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6,743 | 8/25/2017 | your pathetic human laws of addition pants: HAHA
deuce: HAHA
pants: SO BY MY CALCULATIONS THAT'S HAHAHAHA
deuce: HA'S DON'T FOLLOW YOUR PATHETIC HUMAN LAWS OF ADDITION |
deuce pants |
#black-background #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #laughing-deuce #math #sfw |
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6,744 | 8/26/2017 | chemicals and heavy metals pants: A LITTLE PINCH
spigot: A SLIGHT PRICK
pants: A BRIEF POKE |
pants spigot |
#adjectives #cooking #double-entendre #gay #mountain-background #pants-spigot #science #sfw |
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6,745 | 8/27/2017 | you have to stop clicking deuce: BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK
pants: CLICK CLICK CLICK QUIT CLICKING IT SO I CAN JAM THIS SPAM KEY IN THERE CLICK CLICK IF YOU WANT IT UNJAMMED YOU HAVE TO STOP CLICKING CLICK CLICK CLICK |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #high-res #huffy-pants #repetition #sfw #single-panel #urinal-background |
|
6,746 | 8/28/2017 | no candles pants: GET ON IT
deuce: WOULD YOU CONSIDER BANGING A GONG
deuce: OR DONGING A BONG
net: OR WANGING A CHUNG
deuce: LET'S LIGHT THIS CANDLE
deuce: SHITTING A P
pants: NO CANDLES (THEY BRING MOTHS) |
deuce net pants |
#ascii-art-farts #deuce-net-pants #deucegrin #dongbongery #moths #music #nasa #neon-grid-background #singing #t-rex #wang-chung |
|
6,747 | 8/29/2017 | surely spigot: SURELY THE BEST USE OF MY TIME WILL SOMEDAY BE MADE CLEAR |
spigot |
#existential #mountain-background #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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6,748 | 8/30/2017 | sophisticated pants: CRONCH CRONCH CRONCH I ONLY EAT TOP SHELF INSECTS
deuce: THAT SHOWS YOU'RE SOPHISTICATED |
deuce pants |
#cricket #cronch #deuce-pants #github #insect-eating #plant #sfw #single-panel #url #woodring-field-background |
|
6,749 | 8/31/2017 | of all the shit in that paragraph deuce: VISCERA WAS FOUNDED IN 1980 AS A LITERARY GUILD FOR HOMOSEXUAL WRITERS WITH AN INTEREST IN GAY VAMPIRE FICTION. WE NOW MAINTAIN THE BAY AREA'S LARGEST QUEER-BASED CONTEMPORARY EXPERIMENTAL LIBRARY OF ALL THINGS GAY AND VAMPIRE-RELATED!
spigot: OF ALL THE SHIT IN THAT PARAGRAPH TO MAKE ME LAUGH IN 2017:
spigot: BAY AREA |
deuce spigot |
#bay-area #black-background #deuce-spigot #meta #null #vampire #viscera |
|
6,750 | 9/1/2017 | you appear to be someone who loves great journali pants: YOU HAVE 5 FREE VIEWS REMAINING
spigot: YOU APPEAR TO BE SOMEONE WHO LOVES GREAT JOURNALI ^C VIEW SOURCE > READ ARTICLE IN HTML |
pants spigot |
#achoo #pants-spigot #paywall #protip #sfw #sneeze #white-background |
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6,751 | 9/2/2017 | why are they both black uncredited woman: THE BOTTOMS OF YOUR FEET ARE BLACK
pants: YEAH, ONE OF THE CONNECTORS ON MY CHEST FELL OFF AND I STEPPED ON IT, THAT'S THE ADHESIVE
uncredited woman: WHY ARE THEY BOTH BLACK
pants: WELL, AFTER I GOT IT UNSTUCK FROM ONE FOOT, I STEPPED ON IT AGAIN WITH THE OTHER |
pants |
#anatomy #coy-pants #feet #lava-lamp #lynnea #pants-solo #poo #prostitute #sfw #uncredited-character #white-background |
|
6,752 | 9/3/2017 | nixon tapes pants: [EXPLETIVE DEPICTING SEXUAL ACT]
deuce: ARE WE READING THE NIXON TAPES NOW
pants: THAT WAS IS REAL????? I THOUGHT IT WAS A MOVIE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #huffy-pants #movies #nixon #olives #piss-trough-background |
|
6,753 | 9/4/2017 | one-man show deuce: WHY HAVEN'T ALL OF YOU HANGED YOURSELVES (AS PREVIOUSLY INSTRUCTED) |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #empty-auditorium-background #proper-grammar #single-panel #suicide |
|
6,754 | 9/5/2017 | get a funnel pants: T DEUCE WILL BRINE SHRIMP SURVIVE THE VACUUM OF MY BUTTHOLE
deuce: UNCLEAR
pants: WELL GET A FUNNEL |
deuce pants |
#anal #deuce-pants #first-time-anal #pants-insertion #porn #sea-monkeys #woodring-stairs-background |
|
6,755 | 9/6/2017 | right there on the dickbar deuce: WHERE'S THE "TAKE A SHIT" BUTTON
pants: IT'S RIGHT THERE ON THE DICKBAR |
deuce pants |
#dessert-cart #deuce-pants #shit #single-panel #underwater #urinal-background #user-interface |
|
6,756 | 9/7/2017 | yup that's piss pants: PISS-TESTING
pants: SIP
pants: YUP THAT'S PISS
deuce: SOME MAY CALL IT URINE |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #piss #urine #watersports #yellow-background |
|
6,757 | 9/8/2017 | exactly 11 pants: T DEUCE HELP ME OUT HERE I'M WRITING A POEM: HOW MANY DICKS DO YOU THINK BRAD PITT HAS TOUCHED
deuce: 11
pants: I CAN WORK WITH THAT |
deuce pants |
#brad-pitt #deuce-pants #dicks #drunk-deuce #poetry #woodring-room-background |
|
6,758 | 9/9/2017 | almond roca deuce: NOOOOOOOOOOOOORTH KOREA
spigot: ALMOND ROCA / EN LA BOCA |
deuce spigot |
#almond-roca #chocolate #deuce-spigot #gay #hallelujah #korea #piss #singing #single-panel #snacks #spanish #white-background |
|
6,759 | 9/10/2017 | good day to you deuce: SPLURP
deuce: GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR/MADAME |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #sfw #white-background |
|
6,760 | 9/11/2017 | intercontinental house of prostitutes day spigot: T PANTS IS WEDNESDAY INTERCONTINENTAL HOUSE OF PROSTITUTES DAY
pants: T SPIGOT THE CALENDAR JUST SAYS CANADA DAY WITH A WINKING-EYE EMOJI |
pants spigot |
#calendar #canada #coy-pants #emoji #grey-background #ihop #prostitutes #single-panel |
|
6,761 | 9/16/2017 | guess who is back pants: WELL THAT WAS FUN
spigot: IF YOU SEE SOMETHING, SUCK SOMETHING |
hanford pants spigot |
#hanford-pants-spigot #jerkocalypse-2017 #meta #single-panel #the-return #white-background |
|
6,762 | 9/17/2017 | an unquenchable thirst for cock spigot: T PANTS GUESS WHO COULDN'T POSSIBLY GIVE TWO SHITS THAT "HIS WEBSITES" ARE DOWN AND HAS TWO THUMBS AND IS ALSO THIS GUY
spigot: WAIT I SCREWED THAT ONE UP
deuce: I HAVE AN UNQUENCHABLE THIRST FOR ____
deuce: T SPIGOT WHAT PART OF VISCERA.BONERS.COM BEING DOWN IS NOT SINKING IN
spigot: I'LL TAKE MY ANSWER NEVER |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #deucegrin #fill-in-the-blank #jerkocalypse-2017 #meta #url #viscera #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,763 | 9/18/2017 | a balanced breakfast spigot: FOLKS YOU CAN'T JUST LICK DICK IN THE MORNING, YOU NEED A BALANCED BREAKFAST
spigot: I'M ASKING YOU AS A PUBLIC FIGURE TO SHOEHORN YOUR DICKLICKING INTO THE EARLY AFTERNOON HOURS, OR EVEN THE AFTERNOON, MID-AFTERNOON, LATE AFTERNOON, EARLY EVENING, EVENING, TRADITIONAL NIGHT AND LATE-NIGHT HOURS
spigot: COCKSUCKING JUST DO WHENEVS (THIS LEADS TO A CONVERSATION ABOUT TWILIGHT, DAWN AND DUSK) |
spigot |
#breakfast #cocksucking #dicklicking #folks #psa #scheduling #spigot-solo #white-background |
|
6,764 | 9/19/2017 | nobody's business deuce: OKAY GOING TO BED AND HOPEFULLY I WILL WAKE UP {{{ DEAD }}}
deuce: I'M GONNA POO LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS TOMORROW I TELL YOU WHAT
deuce: WAIT WAS THAT OUT LOUD
deuce: GOTTA GO |
deuce |
#curly-braces #deuce-solo #deuces-shits #drunk-deuce #mountain-background #poo #somber-deuce |
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6,765 | 9/20/2017 | spigot left, spigot right spigot: SPIGOT LEFT
spigot: SPIGOT RIGHT
spigot: SPIGOT LICKING A /
spigot: DICK ALL NIGHT
spigot: HE'S A WAITER
spigot: MASTURBATOR
spigot: SON OF A BITCH / I'M DOWN A CRATER |
#actor-positioning #dicklicking #down-a-crater #irc #rhyming #singing #spigot-points #spigot-solo #waiter #white-background |
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6,766 | 9/21/2017 | a wormhole to another region of spacetime pants: CAN I DRAG AND DROP MY BONER ONTO MY OTHER BONER
pants: A TEAR IN THE FABRIC OF SPACE AND TIME AND OTHER BONERS
deuce: QUERY: WHAT IS YOUR OTHER BONER
deuce: IS IT AN EINSTEN-ROSEN BRIDGE OR A WORMHOLE TO ANOTHER REGION OF SPACETIME WHERE THERE ARE MORE BONERS OR JUST A TEAR AND OTHER BONERS NEAR THE TEAR
pants: THE BONER ONE |
deuce pants |
#boner #deuce-pants #science #urinal-background #user-interface |
|
6,767 | 9/22/2017 | nitrites, nitrates deuce: I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE A HEART TO HEART ABOUT YOUR PACKAGE (ADDRESSED TO NO ONE IN PARTICULAR)
pants: NITRITES ARE DIFFERENT THAN NITRATES |
deuce pants |
#chemistry #deja-vu #deuce-pants #discussion #nitrate #nitrite #nitrogen #oxidation-states #package #science #single-panel #urinal-background |
|
6,768 | 9/23/2017 | the weather control machine pants: T DEUCE IT'S NOT MY FAULT MAN
pants: T DEUCE I CAN'T CONTROL THE WEATHER (DESPERATELY TRYING TO PULL A SHEET OVER THE WEATHER CONTROL MACHINE, TUGGING ON ONE CORNER ONLY UNCOVERS THE OTHER)
deuce: T PANTS I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
deuce: I SEE (CLUELESSLY MISSES THE FAILED ATTEMPT TO HIDE THE WEATHER CONTROL MACHINE) |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #mad-science #sfw #urinal-background #wacky-antics #weather-control |
|
6,769 | 9/24/2017 | a few extra to cover my future mistakes deuce: HURGLE GURGLE
deuce: HITLER WAS RIGHT
deuce: GURGLE BURGLE
deuce: (THAT'S THE TOILET TALKING, TOTALLY NOT ME
deuce: )
deuce: )
: DEUCE HAS BEEN SENDING MESSAGES TO YOU TOO RAPIDLY, AND IS NOW BEING IGNORED.
|
deuce |
#blank-panel #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #empty-panel #hitler #sfw #toilet #too-rapidly #urinal-background #whitespace |
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6,770 | 9/25/2017 | huge holes in the walls pants: T DEUCE THE SMOKE DETECTORS ARE LISTENING TO EVERYTHING YOU SAY BETTER REMOVE THEM
pants: T DEUCE HOW CAN YOU FIND ALL THE HIDDEN LISTENING DEVICES IF YOU DON'T MAKE HUGE HOLES IN THE WALLS
deuce: THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR |
deuce pants |
#black-background #decorum #deuce-pants #font #internet-of-things #paranoia #privacy #sfw #software |
|
6,771 | 9/26/2017 | this promise ring spigot: T PANTS WILL YOU PROMISE ME YOU'LL WATCH TWIN PEAKS AT LEAST THROUGH EP 8
spigot: AND WILL YOU WEAR THIS PROMISE RING
spigot: YOUR ROBE IS SLIGHTLY OPEN FYI |
pants spigot |
#dong #mountain-background #pants-spigot #promise-ring #television #twin-peaks |
|
6,772 | 9/27/2017 | what puerto rico needs right now spigot: FOLKS I THINK WE KNOW WHAT PUERTO RICO NEEDS RIGHT NOW, AND THAT IS THE AMATEUR RADIO COMMUNITY |
spigot |
#current-events #folks #ham-radio #radio #sfw #silent-key #single-panel #spigot-solo #urinal-background |
|
6,773 | 9/28/2017 | repent deuce: WE WILL STILL DIE
pants: WHAT IF WE REPENT |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #existential #high-res #religion #sfw #single-panel #somber-deuce #white-background |
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6,774 | 9/29/2017 | q3 2017 important announcement deuce: THE MUPPET SHOW THEME IS GOING THROUGH MY HEAD AND I'D LIKE IT TO STOP (PSA) |
deuce |
#announcement #bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-solo #earworm #mousehole #muppets #psa #quick-call #sfw #single-panel #woodring-room-background |
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6,775 | 9/30/2017 | exactly where i was spigot: I STILL REMEMBER EXACTLY WHERE I WAS WHEN I FIRST LEARNED BELLADONNA'S ASS WAS HAUNTED
deuce: BY A BASEBALL BAT
spigot: A DIRTPIPE MILKSHAKE IS LIKE RIDING A BIKE
deuce: ONCE YOU GET ONE YOU IMMEDIATELY CRASH IT INTO A TREE
spigot: I'M SAYING: IS IT KRISTINA, KRISZTINA, KRIZTINA, CHRISTINA, OR CRISTINA BELLA
deuce: ALL OF THE ABOVE |
deuce spigot |
#bat #bat-up-ass #belladonna #bicycle #dirtpipe-milkshake #extreme-insertions #frog #frog-tips #haunted-ass #multiple-choice #pants-spigot #porn #somber-deuce #urinal-background |
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6,776 | 10/1/2017 | none of this matters deuce: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE SAYING
spigot: NONE OF THIS MATTERS |
deuce spigot |
#black-background #deuce-spigot #existential #nihilism #sfw #single-panel |
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6,777 | 10/2/2017 | lieutenant commander worf of the federation starship u.s.s. enterprise spigot: JUST SO I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT: IS WORF A TRIPHTHONG
deuce: NO, BUT DATA IS A HOMONYM
spigot: SORRY: IS LIEUTENANT COMMANDER WORF A DIPTHONG |
deuce spigot |
#angry-panel #data #deuce-spigot #diphthong #drunk-deuce #grey-background #homonym #language #linguistics #science-fiction #sfw #star-trek #television #worf |
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6,778 | 10/3/2017 | sheet cakes deuce: WHO WEARS SHORT SHORTS
spigot: PERSONALLY AND PROFESSIONALLY I DO NOT DARE
deuce: ZARDOZ OUTFIT
spigot: SHEETCAKES |
deuce spigot |
#angry-panel #deuce-spigot #food #martyrdom #movies #music #sean-connery #stall #urinal-background #zardoz |
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6,779 | 10/4/2017 | frog eggs deuce: WHY ARE YOU STILL UP
pants: COUNTING FROG EGGS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #frog #sfw #single-panel #urinal-background |
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6,780 | 10/7/2017 | this isn't doing shit pants: LIGHT MY DICK ON FIRE AND TAKE A PUFF
deuce: IS IT AN INTOXICANT
pants: PROBABLY
deuce: GONNA NEED A MORE DEFINITE ANSWER THAN THAT
pants: AUDIENCE BOOS
deuce: REQUIRE PEER-REVIEWED STUDIES
deuce: WITH CONTROLLED DOUBLE-BLIND EXPERIMENTS
pants: YOU'LL LOOK COOL WITH IT IN YOUR MOUTH
deuce: WELL I'M CONVINCED POK POK POK POK
deuce: THIS ISN'T DOING SHIT POK POK POK POK |
deuce pants |
#cocksucking #deuce-pants #dicklicking #drugs #genital-mutilation #pok #science #smoking #urinal-background |
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6,781 | 10/8/2017 | clonk ba-donk spigot: IT'S JAMES FRANCO AND JAMES FRANCO
spigot: LITERALLY TWO TIMES THE FRANCO
spigot: FRANCO FOLLOWED BY A BONUS FRA
spigot: :PHONE: CLONK BA-DONK
spigot: TEN MORE CHURCHILL MOVIES SHOULD HELP |
spigot |
#black-background #bonus #churchill #clonk-ba-donk #emoji #james-franco #jews #movies #sfw #spigot-solo #yom-kippur |
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6,782 | 10/9/2017 | std deuce: SO ARE WE ALL WATCHING STAR TREK: DISCOVERYYYYYYY (VOICE SLOWLY FADES AS HE FALLS DOWN THE WELL) |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #hamburgers #sfw #single-panel #space-nuts-background #star-trek #std #television #violent-disapproval |
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6,783 | 10/10/2017 | robot problems spigot: WHY DOES THAT ROBOT KEEP SAYING I'M A REAL PERSON, CUT IT OUT, ETC |
spigot |
#grey-background #meta #physical-comedy #robot #sfw #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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6,784 | 10/11/2017 | puffy around the waist area pants: I WEAR ADULT DIAPERS
deuce: NOT BECAUSE YOU NEED TO, YOU JUST THINK THEY'RE FASHIONABLE
pants: RIGHT
pants: THEY REALLY MAKE MY DOCKERS LOOK PUFFY AROUND THE WAIST AREA |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #diapers #dockers #frog #frog-tips #sfw #woodring-room-background |
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6,785 | 10/12/2017 | like dorf on golf pants: THE FORMAT OF THE FILES IN `/VAR/NAMED/NAMEDB` ARE SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT THAN WHAT WE'RE USED TO, NOTE THE STUPID FAT GAY `@` HANGING AROUND LOOKIN' FOR DICK LIKE DORF ON GOLF
deuce: LOOKS THE SAME TO MY GOBBLY EYES |
deuce pants |
#bind #cruising #deuce-pants #dns #dorf #information-technology #shit #single-panel #unix #white-background |
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6,786 | 10/13/2017 | more to go on spigot: I NEED MORE TO GO ON THAN JUST YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH
deuce: HAIL
pants: WELL MET |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #q-tip #renaissance-faire #somber-deuce #urinal-background |
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6,787 | 10/14/2017 | o(n) deuce: T PANTS MY BALLS ARE O(N)
pants: T DEUCE MMM |
deuce pants |
#balls #big-o-notation #black-background #computer-science #deuce-pants #deuces-balls #high-res #nuts-of-deuce #programming #single-panel |
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6,788 | 10/15/2017 | cocks and dancing pants: COCKS
deuce: AGREED
pants: DANCING
deuce: YES
deuce: WE MUST |
deuce pants |
#cocks #dancing #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #low-res #woodring-field-background |
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6,789 | 10/16/2017 | burgeoning with strange forms of life deuce: BRAVO
pants: I NEVER WANT TO FORGET THAT PHRASE
deuce: THAT IS ONE OF THE STRANGER THINGS TO GRACE THIS BLUE-GREEN WATER WORLD BURGEONING WITH STRANGE FORMS OF LIFE
deuce: ALSO I SHIT MY PANTS
pants: SAME |
deuce pants |
#aliens #bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-pants #fecal-incontinence #huffy-pants #neon-grid-background #same #soiling-myself |
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6,790 | 10/17/2017 | plopping it into the water pants: WAS RE: DIPPING MY PENCIL THIN DONG INTO THE OLD MURKY WATERS
pants: RE: RE: RE: PLOPPING IT INTO THE WATER AND LET IT DRINK
pants: ORIGINAL SUBJECT: GENTLY PLACING MY GENITALS INTO THE SHRIMP TANK FOR IMMORAL PURPOSES |
pants |
#boners #coy-pants #dick-drinking #pants-solo #piss-trough-background #was-re |
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6,791 | 10/18/2017 | eponyrideinprogress pants: T DEUCE GET READY TO RIDE MY PONY
deuce: IS IT A GOOD PONY
deuce: A RIGHTEOUS PONY
pants: SURE
pants: T SPIGOT GET READY TO RIDE MY PONY AFTER DEUCE IS DONE
deuce: `EPONYRIDEINPROGRESS` |
deuce pants spigot |
#deuce-pants-spigot #mountain-background #pony |
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6,792 | 10/19/2017 | destination: dongs spigot: DESTINATION: DONGS
pants: CHRIST IS LORD
pants: GET IT ON
pants: TALK ME DOWN, TALK ME OFF |
pants spigot |
#boners #christ #christ-is-lord #deja-vu #pants-spigot #religion #talk-me-off #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,793 | 10/20/2017 | protocol violation pants: DICKS
deuce: DICKS
pants: DICKS
deuce: COCKS [PROTOCOL VIOLATION] |
deuce pants |
#camelcase #deuce-pants #jimmy-kimmel #protocol #woodring-field-background |
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6,794 | 10/21/2017 | when it comes to detecting shit deuce: THIS IS THE SHITTIEST SHIT THAT HAS EVER BEEN SHIT (AND I'M A PRO WHEN IT COMES TO DETECTING SHIT SINCE I'VE SHIT SHIT FOR A SHITTILY LONG TIME) |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #high-res #hospital-background #repetition #shit #single-panel |
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6,795 | 10/22/2017 | all the moves pants: I'M THE GROPEMASTER
pants: GRAB TWIST YANK TUG PULL I'VE GOT ALL THE MOVES |
pants |
#grab #grey-background #groping #pants-solo #pull #sexual-assault #tug #twist #yank |
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6,796 | 10/23/2017 | your licking dick name spigot: FOLKS YOUR LICKING DICK NAME IS YOUR FIRST NAME PLUS YOUR LAST NAME |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #dicklicking #folks #grey-background #high-res #single-panel #spigot-solo |
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6,797 | 10/24/2017 | by mistake pants: HAVE YOU EVER RETIRED A HUMAN BY MISTAKE
deuce: NOPE
pants: WELL, OKAY |
deuce pants |
#blade-runner #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #grey-background #sfw |
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6,798 | 10/25/2017 | rise and shine deuce: RISE AND SHINE, FUCKERS
spigot: NO THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deuce: FINE!!!!!!!!! |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #exclamation-points #filename #grey-background #musical #punctuation #torrent |
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6,799 | 10/26/2017 | the duke of new york pants: DICKS
pants: EXCUSE ME BUT YOU ARE THE DUKE OF NEW YORK (YOU ARE A-NUMBER-ONE)
pants: DICKS
deuce: GO ON
pants: I CAN DO NOTHING FOR YOU SON
pants: DICKS
pants: (ECHOLOCATION)
deuce: STAY OUT OF MY VAGINA
pants: USA OUT OF YOUR VAGINA |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #escape-from-new-york #grey-background #huffy-pants #true-grit #weird-pants-face |
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6,800 | 10/27/2017 | who's taking a knee for that shit spigot: MEANWHILE I REACH FOR THE HALF AND HALF AT STARBUCKS AND (SURPRISE) IT'S EMPTY |
spigot |
#current-events #green-background #single-panel #spigot-solo #starbucks |
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6,801 | 10/28/2017 | guerrilla warfare pants: WE SHALL BEAT THEM OFF AT THE SHORES. WE SHALL BEAT THEM OFF AT THE BEACHES
deuce: AND IN THE HILLS
pants: SURE, THERE TOO I GUESS
deuce: SEE HE WAS SAYING THEY'D RESORT TO GUERRILLA WARFARE AGAINST THE NAZIS...
deuce: ...IN ORDER TO BEAT THEM OFF
panst: WHATEVER IT TAKES (TO GET THEM TO BLOW THEIR NAZI LOADS) |
deuce pants |
#churchill #deuce-pants #grey-background #handjob #history #nazi |
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6,802 | 10/29/2017 | white house down deuce: T PANTS YOU'RE RIGHT IT WAS CALLED WHITE HOUSE DOWN I AM SO SORRY FOR DOUBTING YOU WHILE YOU WERE COOKING ME FOOD |
deuce |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-pants #grey-background #high-res #movies #sfw #single-panel #white-house-down |
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6,803 | 10/30/2017 | but why deuce: TOUCH IT
pants: BUT WHY
pants: WHY
deuce: DON'T ASK JUST DO
pants: BUT I HAVE MANY QUESTIONS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #grey-background #sfw |
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6,804 | 10/31/2017 | hail to the chief spigot: BIG / FUCKIN' / DICKS / IN / YOUR STUPID / FUCKIN' / FACE / NOW
spigot: (HAIL TO THE CHIEF) |
spigot |
#deja-vu #grey-background #hail-to-the-chief #null #singing #spigot-solo |
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6,805 | 11/1/2017 | tonight's better for me spigot: YOU CAN LICK MY DICK OR STAY LATE TONIGHT
pants: I WILL STAY LATE TONIGHT
spigot: OKAY, YOU'LL BE LICKING MY DICK TONIGHT
pants: GUESS I'LL LICK IT NOW
spigot: TONIGHT'S BETTER FOR ME |
pants spigot |
#dicklicking #fill-in-the-blank #pants-spigot #urinal-background |
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6,806 | 11/2/2017 | makes ya think DEUCE: UHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH RASTERIZING CORN |
deuce |
#bonequest-hi-fi #computer-graphics #corn #deuce-solo #drunk-deuce #mountain-background #sfw #single-panel |
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6,807 | 11/3/2017 | down there in my dirty clothes pants: WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE IN MY DIRTY CLOTHES
pants: HI THERE HELLO
pants: FUCKING LOOK AT ME |
pants |
#dicklicking #dirty-clothes #huffy-pants #laundry #pants-solo #woodring-field-background |
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6,808 | 11/4/2017 | round two : Originally published on October 29, 1996
pants: OKAY YOU'RE THE SHIT MAN AND I EAT SHIT
deuce: DING
pants: WE'RE SET FOR LIFE
deuce: ROUND TWO |
deuce pants |
#caption #coprophagia #deuce-pants #october #originally-published #shit #urinal-background |
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6,809 | 11/5/2017 | whatever is more racist pants: WELL I'M BORED
pants: SOMEBODY ENTERTAIN ME
pants: IN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE
pants: IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT HERE
pants: A DICKLICKING SESSION IN PROGRESS
pants: WHAT TO DO, WHAT TO DO
spigot: I WILL SEE YOUR HONK AND RAISE YOU A BONK
spigot: AND SOMETHING INVOLVING A DONK??? A CHONK??? WHATEVER IS MORE RACIST |
pants spigot |
#deja-vu #grey-background #honk #pants-spigot #raise-you-a #rhyming #sfw |
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6,810 | 11/6/2017 | going around the room pants: SO
pants: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING TO CELEBRATE EL NINO
pants: I'LL BE LICKING |
deuce pants rands spigot |
#coy-pants #drunk-deuce #hey-its-rands #holiday #sfw #uncensored #urinal-background #weather |
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6,811 | 11/7/2017 | oh probably deuce: WHAT ABOUT MARTIAN DICKS
pants: WHAT IF YOU STOPPED TIME AND BROKE YOUR NECK TRYING TO LICK YOUR OWN DICK
pants: ARE WE JUST ALL STUCK THE |
deuce pants |
#alexa #aliens #autofellatio #deuce-pants #dicklicking #drunk-deuce #injury #porn #urinal-background |
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6,812 | 11/8/2017 | jerkoff smurf pants: J/O
bung: I LIKE THE SMURFS
bung: WHICH SMURF DO YOU LIKE?
pants: J/O
bung: I DON'T KNOW J/O SMURF. WHAT DOES HE DO?
pants: J/O |
bung pants |
#bung-pants #jerking-off #smurf #urinal-background |
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6,813 | 11/9/2017 | butt hen pants: T DEUCE WHAT'S A BUTT HEN
deuce: T PANTS WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME
pants: T DEUCE WELL I SURE AS HELL DON'T KNOW
deuce: I'M GOING TO END THIS CONVERSATION BY CASUALLY TURNING MY HEAD AWAY NOW
pants: BUTT HEN
deuce: WHO SAID THAT !?!?!? WAS IT THE WIND ?!?!?!?!?!??!
pants: BUTT HEN (QUIETER)
deuce: I CAN'T HEAR YOU ?!??!?!
(pants): BUTT HEN |
deuce pants |
#butt-hen #chicken #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #grey-background #sfw #whispering |
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6,814 | 11/10/2017 | 729 : Left: "pants" (angry)
: Right: "deuce" (angry)
pants: OH FUCK IT AHUGLAHGLUAHGLUAHG LUAHGLUAHGLAHGLA HGLAHGLAHGLAHGL (NINE TIMES NINE TIMES NINE)
deuce: MATH IS HARD
deuce: (SO AM I) |
deuce pants |
#9x9x9 #angry-panel #boner #caption #coy-pants #deuce-pants #fat #huffy-pants #math #stage-directions #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,815 | 11/11/2017 | you'd think so huh deuce: DONGS
pants: YOU'D THINK SO HUH
pants: BUT I CHECKED
pants: AND NONE ARE TO BE FOUND
pants: O UNTIMELY DEATH |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dongs #king-lear #shakespeare #urinal-background |
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6,816 | 11/11/2017 | re: regression in 4.14-rc2 caused by apparmor: add base infastructure for socket mediation pants: STOP GTHIS F*CKING IDIOCY ALREADY! MMM DUH
pants: AS FAR AS THE KERNEL IS CONCERNED, A REGRESSIONS IS THE KERNEL NOT GIVING THE SAME END RESULT WITH THE SAME USER SPACE GHLAHGLAHGLUHALG GOOD LORD MEN HAULGUHLAG
pants: THE REGRESSION WAS IN THE KERNEL. YOU TRYING TO SHIFT THE REGRESSIONS SOMEWHERE ELSE IS BOGUS SHIT BRRRRR MMM YEAH OOOH BOY
pants: AND SERIOUSLY, IT'S THE KIND OF GARBAGE THAT MAKES ME THINK YOUR OPINION AND YOUR CODE CANNOT BE RELIED ON OOH BALLS HLAGHUAHGLAG DUH
pants: IF YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO ADMIT THAT YOUR COMMIT 651E28C5537A ("APPARMOR: ADD BASE TO INFASTRUCTURE FOR SOCKET MEDIATION") CAUSED A REGRESSION, THEN HONESTLY, I DON'T WANT TO GET COMMITS FROM YOU FAT FARTS AHOY
pants: IT'S THAT SIMPLE.
pants: I'M *VERY* UNHAPPY WITH THE SECURITY LAYER AS IS, THE LAST THING I WANT TO SEE IS SOME SECURITY LAYER DEVELOPER THAT THEN GOES ON TO TRY TO RE-DEFINE WAS REGRESSION MEANS HLGAHGULAHGLUAG EATING IT ALL HALGHULAGUG
pants: פOOp ˥Oɹp I,W ∩ԀSIpƎ pOMN SƎ┴∩ԀS ┴H∀┴ IS ∀ ɹƎפɹƎSSION OH IℲ ⅄O∩ qɹƎ∀ʞ ƎXIS┴INפ ∩SƎɹ SԀ∀ƆƎ
pants: IT'S NOT OK TO SAY "BUT WE'LL FIX THE USER SPACE SETUP" GARK GARK GARK GARK
pants: IT'S THAT SIMPLE.
pants: REALLY. NOT OK.
pants: I THINK I WILL HAVE TO REVERT THAT GARBAGE, FOR THE SIMPLE REASON THAT I REFUSE TO HAVE CODE IN THE KERNEL FROM MAINTAINERS THAT CANNOT EVEN UNDERSTAND THE FIRST RULE OF KERNEL DEVELOPMENT HALGHLAUGHLUHGLUAG I EAT POO HALGHUALG
pants: THE FIRST RULE IS: -WE DON'T CAUSE REGRESSIONS SMOOSHING AND SMEARING IT
pants: AND THE COROLLARY IS THAT WHEN REGRESSIONS *DO* OCCUR, WE ADMIT TO THEM AND FIX THEM, INSTEAD OF BLAMING USER SPACE FUCK SHIT FUCK FUCK I'M GOIN' DOWN
pants: THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE APPARENTLY BEEN DENYING THE REGRESSION NOW FOR THREE WEEKS MEANS THAT I WILL REVERT, AND I WILL SOP PULLING APPARMOR REQUESTS UNTIL THE PEOPLE INVOLVED UNDERSTAND HOW KERNEL DEVELOPMENT IS DONE MMMM DUH WET ONES |
linus |
#bug-report #gark #linus-torvalds #linux #linux-torvalds #lkml #mmm-yeah-oooh-boy #overlong #pants-solo #rotation #security #smearing #smooshing #typo #urinal-background |
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6,817 | 11/12/2017 | so nobody can use it spigot: T DEUCE REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED UP IN ONLINE WEBZINE FORMAT
deuce: I DON'T GET IT
spigot: WEB = WORLD WIDE WEB, ZINE = MAGAZINE
spigot: FORMAT = FORMAT THE INTERNET SO NOBODY CAN USE IT |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #sfw #star-trek #urinal-background #webzine #wrath-of-khan #zine |
|
6,818 | 11/13/2017 | very beautiful and interesting spigot: OH, YOU WERE MOLESTED?? YOU MUST BE VERY BEAUTIFUL AND INTERESTING |
spigot |
#bonequest-hi-fi #current-events #molestation #single-panel #spigot-solo #woodring-field-background |
|
6,819 | 11/14/2017 | i said everybody pants: EVERYBODY NEEDS TO STOP WHAT THEY'RE DOING AND SUCK A DICK
deuce: AGREED
pants: AHEM I SAID EVERYBODY |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dicksucking #mountain-background |
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6,820 | 11/15/2017 | church shootings spigot: :LOL: CHURCH SHOOTINGS
pants: THEY CANCEL EACH OTHER OUT
deuce: HOW CAN YOU LAUGH AT SOMETHING SO COMPLETELY HILARIOUS |
deuce pants spigot |
#background-debut #church-shootings #current-events #deuce-pants-spigot #nu-urinal-background #somber-deuce |
|
6,821 | 11/16/2017 | a place of deep and profound pain (spigot): PEOPLE NEED TO UNDERSTAND THAT COMEDY FREQUENTLY COMES FROM A PLACE OF DEEP AND PROFOUND PAIN RIGHT HERE IN MY DONG AREA |
spigot |
#comedy #english-as-a-second-language #psychology #single-panel #spigot-solo #whisper #white-background |
|
6,822 | 11/17/2017 | both sides spigot: FOLKS WE NEED A SHORT FAT CAMEL TYPE DEAL WITH RINKY-DINK CHOPSTICK LEGS AND ABSOLUTELY NOTHING GOING ON INSIDE 📯
pants: WHICH SIDE DO I FUCK
deuce: BE SERIOUS
deuce: BOTH SIDES |
deuce pants spigot |
#blue-background #coy-pants #deuce-pants-spigot #emoji #folks #postal-horn #somber-deuce #thurn-und-taxis #trystero |
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6,823 | 11/18/2017 | two stupid legs spigot: 📯📯📯📯
spigot: WELL AT LEAST IT'S GOT TWO STUPID LEGS
spigot: HOPE IT WINS THE TURKEY TROT |
spigot |
#emoji #postal-horn #sfw #spigot-solo #turkey-trot #woodring-stairs-background |
|
6,824 | 11/19/2017 | potato tostones pants: TAKE A RUBBER MALLET FROM
pants: HARDWARE STORE-HAVE ONE THAT'S EXCLUSIVE FOR KITCHEN,
pants: FLATTEN THE POTATOES WITH MALLET |
pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #caveman #cooking #grey-background #pants-solo #potato #recipe #sfw |
|
6,825 | 11/20/2017 | like a crabby crab crab deuce: LET'S FACE IT: WHO DOESN'T PINCH ON DICKS LIKE A CRABBY CRAB CRAB
pants: I GOTTA FIND THE ORIGIN OF THAT PHRASE
deuce: IT WAS SOME CHICK POSTING AN EXAMPLE OF HER ANONYMOUS DIRECT MESSAGES
pants: OTHERWISE: FRESH HOT BACON IS ALL I SEE, MY BABBY DEAD, BERNSTAIN BEARS, JULIA ROBERTS IS ACTUALLY A MOVIE STAR SOMEHOW
deuce: NELSON MANDELA BECAME PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
pants: AND THE HOME / OF THE / BRAVE [STATIC] |
deuce pants |
#bacon #brad #chad #crabby-crab-crab #deuce-pants #francis-scott-key #mandela-effect #prose #request #series #thad #urinal-background |
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6,826 | 11/21/2017 | rubber bands on my claws deuce: DOES U PINCH ON ETC.
pants: I WOULD IF YOU HADN'T PUT RUBBER BANDS ON MY CLAWS |
deuce pants |
#black-background #clipart #crabby-crab-crab #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #inebriated-crustacean #rubber-band #series #sfw #single-panel |
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6,827 | 11/22/2017 | ablgk blgth spigot: E EQUALS M C SQUIRTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ABLGK 💦 BLGTH |
spigot |
#einstein #emoji #single-panel #spigot-solo #squirt #upskirt #urinal-background |
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6,828 | 11/23/2017 | a culture which allows sexual harrassment to continue spigot: T DEUCE DO YOU EVER REFLECT ON HOW WE PASSIVELY PARTICIPATE IN A CULTURE WHICH ALLOWS SEXUAL HARRASSMENT TO CONTINUE
deuce: T SPIGOT SHOW US YOUR TITS |
deuce spigot |
#current-events #deuce-spigot #feminism #nu-urinal-background #sexual-harassment #single-panel |
|
6,829 | 11/24/2017 | i would like to know more please pants: PISS
deuce: I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW MORE
pants: PISS!!!!!!!!
deuce: THAT DOES NOT CONTAIN ADDITIONAL INFORMATION |
deuce pants |
#alligator #caption #clipart #deuce-pants #jean-charles #piss #prose #somber-deuce #washing-machine #white-background |
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6,830 | 11/25/2017 | the machinery groans and stalls pants: I AM TOO FAT TO SIT ON THE HORSEY, THE ROCKET SHIP
pants: THE MACHINERY GROANS AND STALLS
spigot: HASN'T THAT DONALD DUCK SPRING BROKEN YET |
pants spigot |
#disney #pants-spigot #playground |
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6,831 | 11/26/2017 | honk honk honk honnnnnk pants: SHARP HONKS AS MY HEAD IS POUNDED AGAINST THE STEERING WHEEL |
pants |
#car #honk #pants-solo #physical-comedy #sfw #single-panel #violence #woodring-den-background |
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6,832 | 11/27/2017 | if wishes were horses deuce: MY HEART SAYS NEVER TO POO AGAIN
pants: WHAT DOES YOUR TOILET SAY
deuce: IT SAYS IF WISHES WERE HORSES
pants: HOLY SHIT ARE WISHES HORSES
deuce: NO IT'S A SAYING
deuce: THE FULL SAYING IS: IF WISHES WERE HORSES, I'D SUCK THAT DICK
pants: WHAT IF I WISH FOR A HORSE AND GET THE HORSE
deuce: THAT WOULD BE YOU WISHING FOR A HORSES, NOT WISHES BEING HORSES (I MEAN DUH???)
deuce: HOWEVER YOU'D STILL HAVE TO SUCK THAT DICK
pants: IF WE MAKE WISHES HORSES THEN DO HORSES BECOME SOMETHING ELSE
pants: LIKE THOSE LITTLE PUMPKIN CANDIES THAT ONLY COME OUT AROUND HALLOWEEN
pants: I COULD SURE GO FOR ONE BAG OF THOSE RIGHT NOW (TWO BAGS)
pants: NUMEROUS SHOTS FIRED |
deuce pants |
#candy-corn-pumpkin #clipart #deuce-pants #deucegrin #drunk-deuce #halloween #halloween-candy #horse #huffy-pants #nu-urinal-background #pumpkin #pumpkin-candy #shots-fired #somber-deuce #violent-disapproval #weird-pants-face |
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6,833 | 11/28/2017 | be honest pants: DO THESE FISHNETS MAKE ME LOOK EASY |
pants |
#coy-pants #fishnets #mountain-background #pants-solo #photoshop #single-panel |
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6,834 | 11/29/2017 | such are balls deuce: T PANTS WOLFENSTEIN II BEGINS WITH SOMEONE'S HEAD BEING CHOPPED OFF AND THEN THE TEXT IN THE MENUS AND THE HUD GETS ALL FUCKED UP AND I CAN'T PLAY IT ANYMORE (THANKS OBAMA)
pants: T DEUCE C'EST LA BALLS
pants: (SUCH ARE BALLS)
deuce: I DON'T THINK "BALLS" WOULD BE FEMININE SINGULAR [AUTISTIC MAN RESPONDS] |
deuce pants |
#autism #balls #beheading #coy-pants #deuce-pants #french #grammar #nu-urinal-background #obama #somber-deuce #wolfenstein |
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6,835 | 11/30/2017 | no way mine's smaller deuce: LGHLAHGLAHGLAHGLAHGLAHGLAHGA
pants: GHLAGHLHUALGHALGHULAG
pants: MINE'S SMALLER
deuce: NO WAY, MINE'S SMALLER
pants: PUSH IT SOMEWHAT WELL
deuce: YOU SHOULD PROBABLY, MAYBE DO IT; THEREFORE, PUT SOME BUT NOT ALL, OF YOUR BACK INTO IT |
deuce pants |
#cocksucking-noises #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #urinal-background |
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6,836 | 12/1/2017 | a lot more (pants): PENIS PUMP(S)
deuce: ONE OR MORE PENIS PUMPS
deuce: PROBABLY MORE
(deuce): A LOT MORE |
deuce pants |
#clipart #coffee #coy-pants #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #onomatopoeia #penis-pump #whisper #white-background |
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6,837 | 12/2/2017 | scared to break the glass pants: BLINK BLINK
spigot: WHAT ABOUT THE SEPARATION OF DICKS AND PRICKS?????
spigot: WHAT ABOUT THE SEPARATION OF BLURKS AND BLORKS??????
spigot: WHAT ABOUT THE SEPARATION OF DONGS AND BONGS???????
spigot: I AM SCARED TO BREAK THE GLASS |
pants spigot |
#bill-of-rights #first-amendment #mountain-background #pants-spigot #repetition |
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6,838 | 12/3/2017 | try asking nicely spigot: I'M GOING TO HOPE SHE DOESN'T TAKE MY MAN JUST BECAUSE SHE CAN
pants: MAYBE IF WE ASK NICELY |
pants spigot |
#dolly-parton #jolene #pants-spigot #sfw #single-panel #woodring-den-background |
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6,839 | 12/4/2017 | how to skip small talk and have deep conversations pants: DICKS
deuce: I SEE |
deuce pants |
#coy-pants #deuce-pants #dicks #dicks-exe #filename #how-to #nu-urinal-background #somber-deuce |
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6,840 | 12/5/2017 | no idea where i put that blade spigot: WHILE YOU WERE OUT LICKING DICK, I WAS STUDYING THE BLADE AND LICKING DICK
deuce: SO YOU'RE MORE PRODUCTIVE IS WHAT YOU'RE SAYING
spigot: NO IDEA WHERE I PUT THAT BLADE |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #dicklicking #hospital-background #memes #somber-deuce |
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6,841 | 12/6/2017 | farts in a coffee can spigot: SOMEONE SHOULD TELL STEPHEN HAWKING HIS VOICE IS LIKE FARTS IN A COFFEE CAN
spigot: YES COFFEE IS AVAILABLE IN CANS !!!!!!!!
spigot: WE'RE TALKIN' YUBAN
spigot: WE'RE TALKIN' SANKA
spigot: FOLGERS ANYONE ??????
spigot: MAYBE A LITTLE MJB ???????
spigot: OH!!! DON'T MIND ME!!! I'M JUST ***CHOCK FULL O'NUTS***
spigot: SERIOUSLY MY WIFE IS VERY ILL AND SUFFERING FROM ****MEDAGLIA D'ORO****
spigot: BOOM, ANOTHER COFFEE IN A CAN
spigot: MAXWELL HOUSE
spigot: HILLS BROS.
spigot: THE ONLY THING STEPHEN HAWKING SHOULD SAY IS EXTERMINATE |
spigot |
#branding #clipart #coffee #dr-who #empty-auditorium-background #frog #frog-tips #nuts-of-spigot #spigot-solo #stephen-hawking #url |
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6,842 | 12/7/2017 | everyone take their places deuce: EVERYONE TAKE THEIR PLACES
pants: T DEUCE THIS LYING ABOUT THE SIZE (LENGTH/GIRTH) OF MY DONG HAS TO STOP
deuce: SURFACE AREA, VOLUME, GROWTH RATE
pants: AND YOU CAN SEE HOW BIG IT REALLY IS |
deuce pants |
#deuce-pants #dj-rapekit #dong #lies #somber-deuce #urinal-background |
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6,843 | 12/8/2017 | marie curie deuce: MADAME CURIE WAS A WHORE
deuce: THERE I'VE SAID IT
deuce: MAN I'VE BEEN HOLDING THAT IN FOR A LONG TIME |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #empty-auditorium-background #jean-charles #science |
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6,844 | 12/9/2017 | questioning reality deuce: IS THIS THE REAL WORLD
pants: NAH |
deuce pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #existential #high-res #nu-urinal-background #queen #sfw #single-panel |
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6,845 | 12/10/2017 | butternut squash soup deuce: BUTTERNUT SQUASH SOUP $10
deuce: I'M NOT EATING AT LEAST TWO OF THOSE WORDS |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #food #frog #frog-tips #sfw #smouldering-crater #somber-deuce #soup #woodring-field-background-2 |
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6,846 | 12/11/2017 | welcome to monday pants: WELCOME TO MONDAY
pants: SO FAR I'M NOT SURE I CARE FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pants: PROGRESS: COLD, STUPID
spigot: PASSWORD STRENGTH: FARTS |
pants spigot |
#farts #monday #nu-urinal-background #pants-spigot #sfw |
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6,847 | 12/12/2017 | who would win pants: ED EMBERLEY VS RICHARD SCARRY: WHO WOULD WIN
deuce: RICHARD SCARRY WOULD BRING A GUN |
deuce pants |
#busytown #celebrity-deathmatch #clip-art #deuce-pants #ed-emberley #lowly-worm #richard-scarry #sfw #single-panel #white-background |
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6,848 | 12/13/2017 | the hiccups deuce: I HAVE THE HICCUPS
deuce: THEREFORE YOU MUST ALL DIE |
deuce |
#deuce-solo #hiccups #lynnea #sfw #somber-deuce #uncredited-character #urinal-background |
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6,849 | 12/14/2017 | aloud a lot pants: EVERYBODY DANCE NOW
spigot: ARE WE STILL SAYING "NUGGG" WITH A LOG OF G'S AND THEN 'ANAL'
spigot: I KNOW I AM
pants: I SAY "DICKS" ALOUD A LOT |
pants spigot |
#anal #c-and-c-music-factory #dicks #meta #nuggh #pants-spigot #white-background |
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6,850 | 12/15/2017 | did i mention spigot: DID I MENTION I LICK DICK
spigot: LET. THAT. SINK. IN. |
spigot |
#armando #dicklicking #irc #spigot-solo #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,851 | 12/16/2017 | our past experiences spigot: SHOULD WE GO AROUND THE ROOM OPENING UP ABOUT OUR PAST EXPERIENCES WITH ABUSE?????
spigot: I'LL START: I THINK ALL FLAVORS OF PRINGLES ARE GOOD
deuce: ROGER THOSE DROPS |
deuce spigot |
#deuce-spigot #fat #nu-urinal-background #pringles #somber-deuce |
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6,852 | 12/17/2017 | or however many dicks there are spigot: IMAGINE YOU CAN PUT ONLY ONE DICK OR THE OTHER DICK OR BOTH DICKS IN YOUR MOUTH - OR HOWEVER MANY DICKS THERE ARE
spigot: THAT'S NET NEUTRALITY |
spigot |
#current-events #dicks #grey-background #net-neutrality #spigot-solo |
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6,853 | 12/18/2017 | my private thoughts deuce: UNDERWEAR IS THE ONLY THING KEEPING POO OUT OF YOUR PANTS
pants: SAY AGAIN ????
deuce: NOTHING
pants: I HEARD PANTS!!!
deuce: NO
pants: AND POO AND UNDERWEAR!!!
deuce: HOW ARE YOU HEARING MY PRIVATE THOUGHTS
pants: WE ARE LIKE THE DREAMER WHO DREAMS AND THEN LIVES INSIDE THE DREAM
deuce: THE ANCIENT PHRASE |
deuce pants |
#angry-panel #black-background #bonequest-hi-fi #bored-pants #deuce-pants #dream #dream-within-a-dream #drunk-deuce #huffy-pants #poo #trousers #twin-peaks |
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6,854 | 12/19/2017 | and also ten james francos spigot: THINKING MAYBE HOUSE OF CARDS WITH NO ROBIN WRIGHT BUT KEVIN SPACEY IN A DRESS AND ALSO TEN JAMES FRANCOS |
spigot |
#boy-scouts #cocksucking #james-franco #kevin-spacey #neon-grid-background #robin-wright #single-panel #spigot-solo #television |
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6,855 | 12/20/2017 | ethical dilemma spigot:'PLZ BEAT ME OFF' TATTOO PUTS DOCTORS IN ETHICAL DILEMMA
spigot: WISHING EVERYONE A MERRY VLOGMAS
deuce: LIVE TWEETING MY MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION |
deuce spigot |
#angry-panel #beating-off #bonequest-hi-fi #christmas #deuce-spigot #drunk-deuce #ethics #heart-attack #medicine #tattoo #vlog #woodring-stairs-background #youtube |
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6,856 | 12/21/2017 | what we really need pants: WELL I'M GONNA GO HANG OUT WITH MY NEW FRIEND RACHEL MADDOW ON MSNBC BYE FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deuce: L8R
pants: NOT LAWRENCE O'DONNELL THOUGH HE'S A HUGE GRABBY GUS
pants: I'M ROCK HARD AND READY TO PARTY
pants: GOT ANY BLOW (SNIFF)
pants: WHAT I MEAN IS THAT YOU BLOW ME
pants: DON'T BE SHY, FORM A LINE TO THE RIGHT
pants: WHAT WE REALLY NEED ARE DEEPER MUSTARD JARS THAT I CAN DIP MY DICK ALL THE WAY INTO |
deuce pants |
#cocaine #coy-pants #deuce-pants #dipping #drunk-deuce #funloving-nonsense #goodbye-to-all-my-online-friends-forever #huffy-pants #marijuana #msnbc #mustard #rachel-maddow #stoned #television #urinal-background #weird-pants-face |
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6,857 | 12/22/2017 | lives on with us forever pants: MY BONER WILL NEVER DIE
deuce: HE THAT BELIEVETH IN ME SHALL HAVE A BONER THAT WILL LIVE FOREVER
pants: THE BEAUTY OF THEIR SOULS
deuce: THEY DON'T HAVE SOULS |
deuce pants |
#boner #deuce-pants #jesus #religion #skinny-puppy #souls #title-mismatch #woodring-stairs-background |
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6,858 | 12/23/2017 | you gonna eat that pants: DO YOU NEED MORE PISS
pants: BECAUSE I'VE GOT PLENTY MORE
pants: AND I'M IN THE MOOD
pants: THAT'S IMPORTANT YOU KNOW
pants: ANYWAY: BE MY URINAL FOR CHRISTMAS
deuce: CAN I GO NOW
pants: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO (IGNORE ME, IT'LL STOP EVENTUALLY)
pants: YOU GONNA EAT THAT
deuce: <CRICKETS> |
deuce pants |
#bay-area #christmas #crickets #deuce-pants #funloving-nonsense #huffy-pants #mountain-background #piss #san-francisco #you-know-what-to-do |
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6,859 | 12/24/2017 | hgblhbgl gblblgbl deuce: GIVEN THAT THIS IS THE DAY OF JESUS' BIRTH LET'S ALL LICK DICK [WRONG IN SO MANY WAYS]
spigot: NOT REALLY
pants: BACK ON MY BULLSHIT
spigot: HGBLHBGL GBLBLLGBL |
deuce pants spigot |
#back-on-my-bullshit #christmas #cronch #deuce-pants-spigot #emoji #gobble #grey-background #onomatopoeia #turkey |
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6,860 | 12/25/2017 | sorry to be the one deuce: THE DRUNK GUY WITH THE FAKE BEARD WHOSE LAP YOU SIT ON DOESN'T ACTUALLY BRING YOU SHIT ON CHRISTMAS
deuce: I'M SORRY TO BE THE ONE TO HAVE TO TELL YOU THIS
pants: I KNEW THE WHOLE TIME, I JUST WANTED SOME LAP |
deuce pants |
#bonequest-hi-fi #caption #christmas #christmas-tree-lights #deuce-pants #lap #santa #somber-deuce #stage-directions #woodring-room-background |
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6,861 | 12/26/2017 | the letter pants: SSSSSNAKES SSSSSSSUCKING THINGSSSSSSSSSS
deuce: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUCKING |
deuce pants |
#clipart #deuce-pants #high-res #nu-urinal-background #repetition #sfw #single-panel #snake |
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6,862 | 12/27/2017 | so sick of your self-indulgent shit pants: HTTPS://WWW.GOOGLE.COM/SEARCH?Q="SUCH+IS+THE+WIND+BLOWN+LIFE+OF+A+SAILOR"
deuce: I'M SO SICK OF YOUR SELF-INDULGENT SHIT
deuce: I MEAN GOOD MORNING
deuce: "ALEXA, GIVE ME SOME JERKOFF INSTRUCTION." |
deuce pants |
#alexa #amazon #deja-vu #deuce-pants #insult #joi #morning #sailor #shit #the-wind-blown-life-of-a-sailor #url #woodring-field-background |
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6,863 | 12/28/2017 | yelling a lot deuce: WHAT IS THAT MAN DOING WITH HIS SHITS
pants: IN MY BEDROOM WHERE MY WIFE SLEEPS
pants: WHERE MY CHILDREN COME AND PLAY WITH THEIR TOYS
pants: IN MY HOME |
deuce pants |
#al-pacino #deuce-pants #drunk-deuce #duh #huffy-pants #shit #the-godfather-part-two #title-mismatch #wife #woodring-field-background |
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6,864 | 12/29/2017 | okay okay already deuce: IT'S COLD
pants: PISSING
deuce: SOMEONE HOLD ME
pants: PISSING!!!
deuce: I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME
pants: PISSING!!!!!!!!!!
deuce: OKAY OKAY ALREADY
deuce: JEEZ |
deuce pants |
#a-love-story #deuce-pants #huffy-pants #neon-grid-background #piss |
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6,865 | 12/30/2017 | a cup of sugar effigy: CAN I BORROW A CUP OF SUGAR?
effigy: I'M TRYING TO GET A HUMMINGBIRD TO DRINK OUT OF MY PENIS.
deuce: BORROW ??? NO
deuce: HAVE ??? YES |
deuce effigy |
#correct-grammar #deuce-effigy #drunk-deuce #hummingbird #nature #ornithology #penis #sounding #woodring-room-background |
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6,866 | 12/31/2017 | the big mouth noise pants: MAKING THE BIG MOUTH NOISE
deuce: WHAT'S THE BIG MOUTH NOISE
pants: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
deuce: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
deuce pants |
#bonghit #deuce-pants #filename #mouth #mouth-of-pants #nu-urinal-background #onomatopoeia #screaming #sfw #sound |