BONEQUEST perspective-dice-random ABOUT

EPISODES: 2008

No. Date   Title / Dialog Players Tags
3,347 1/1/2008 why
spigot: WHY DOES MY HEAD HURT EVERY FUCKING MORNING
spigot
#headache
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
3,348 1/2/2008 teaching you to swim
ozone: INIT: SINGLE USER MODE ozone: HAVING SOME KIND OF PROBLEM deuce: COCKS ozone: THE SYSTEM IS BEING SHUT DOWN NOW !!! deuce: LHGLHAGHLAGLHAG
deuce
ozone
#cocks
#cocksucking-noises
#deuce-ozone
#shutdown
#shutdown-now
#single-user-mode
#unix
#woodring-stairs-background
3,349 1/3/2008 my mouth is always foolish
pants: RUNNING FROM MY MOUTH IS ALWAYS FOOLISH pants: WHERE WAS I pants: AH YES
pants
#mouth
#mouth-of-pants
#pants-solo
3,350 1/4/2008 don't make me say it
pants: THAT WAS THEN, THIS IS ANAL pants: HELLO WORLD pants: A FOOLPROOF MASTER PLAN INVOLVING MY BALLS pants: FUDGE DALEKS ?????? EWWW pants: I WIPE THE POLE DOWN BECAUSE WHO KNOWS WHERE THE ONE BEFORE ME HAS BEEN pants: IS MY BONER A SHARP OBJECT??? OW OW OW YES pants: TRACE ("PENIS"); pants: EVERYTHING IS FOOD WHERE I COME FROM (DON'T MAKE ME SAY IT)
pants
#anal
#boner
#dalek
#food
#funloving-nonsense
#hello-world
#pants-solo
#programming
#uncategorized-mosaic-background
#weird-pants-face
3,351 1/5/2008 learning to suck
: Ladies and Gentlemen, for your consideration, Spigot the Bear. (spigot): LEARNING TO SUCK spigot: HONK BONK spigot: NO spigot: HURF BURF spigot: NO spigot: HOMPH HOMPH spigot: NO
spigot
#caption
#homph
#honk
#hurf
#spigot-solo
#spigot-the-bear
#whisper
#woodring-stairs-background
3,352 1/6/2008 cotton picking
deuce: I'M GOING TO PUT YOU TO WORK PICKING COTTON pants: XDVXFDFH
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
3,353 1/7/2008 all over my face and hands
deuce: GOD JUST SMILES UPON ME deuce: OR IS THAT PISSING ALL OVER MY FACE AND HANDS deuce: I LOVE YOU YOU KNOW
deuce
pants
#a-love-story
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#god
#piss
#woodring-stairs-background
3,354 1/8/2008 all these pills in my mouth
spigot: OH GOD I'M A USELESS OLD WHORE spigot: MAYBE I CAN STUFF ALL THESE PILLS IN MY MOUTH AND DIE spigot: BLHALBURHG* @$UO:N (&AUR>B(^%
spigot
#pills
#spigot-solo
#suicide
#woodring-stairs-background
3,355 1/9/2008 from dick to dick
dick: FLITTING ABOUT FROM DICK TO DICK LIKE A HUMMINGBIRD IN SEARCH OF NECTAR deuce: BANG
deuce
dick
#bang
#deuce-dick
#dick
#dick-to-dick
#hummingbird
#nectar
#violence
#woodring-stairs-background
3,356 1/10/2008 choose your hole
deuce: [REDACTED] [REDACTED] HOLES [REDACTED] deuce: IT'S YOUR HOLE deuce: YOU PICK
deuce
#censored
#censored-erection
#choice
#deuce-solo
#hole
#redacted-text
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
3,357 1/11/2008 do that trick
atandt: HOLY BALLS spigot: DO THAT TRICK WHERE YOU SHUT UP
atandt
spigot
#atandt-spigot
#balls
#shut-up
#woodring-field-background
3,358 1/12/2008 i can feel it
deuce: T SPIGOT I CAN FEEL A SQUIRT COMING spigot: HUHRRRRRRRRRR I'M RETARDED AND JOYFUL
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#mousehole
#retard
#squirt
#woodring-room-background
3,359 1/13/2008 urmph
spigot: IS THIS THE GRRRL WIDE WEB?!??!!? deuce: HUHUUHHUHU HITTING ME spigot: OVER AND OVER IN THE SAME SPOT spigot: URMPH spigot: URMPH
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#physical-comedy
#sfw
#urinal-background
3,360 1/14/2008 deuce on fire
deuce: GHLGALHGAHGAHLGALHGA deuce: SPONTANEOUSLY CATHCES FIRE BUT CONTINUES deuce: GHHGAHAGLGHGALGHL
deuce
#blue-background
#cocksucking-noises
#deuce-solo
#spontaneous-combustion
3,361 1/15/2008 squeeze the orange juice out of me
pants: BUHHHHHHHHHH atandt: HUHHHHHH pants: SQUEEZE pants: THE atandt: HEY pants: ORANGE pants: JUICE atandt: QUIT IT
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#blue-background
#fighting-irish-pose
#juice
3,362 1/16/2008 boom bam bam bam napalm
pants: I JUST WANT TO SEE THE MISSILES HIT THE BUILDINGS IN COLOR THIS TIME deuce: WHATEVER AS LONG AS THE PRICE OF GAS GOES DOWN AND DIRTY PEOPLE DIE pants: LIBYA IS NEXT, THEN MICHIGAN pants: BOOM BAM BAM BAM NAPALM
deuce
pants
#blue-background
#deuce-pants
#gasoline
#michigan
3,363 1/17/2008 some of these
: DEUCE FLUSHES TOILET spigot: MY DREAMS spigot: SPLASH SPLOSH OH GOD SOME OF THESE MIGHT BE SALVAGABLE
deuce
spigot
#blue-background
#bonequest-hi-fi
#caption
#deja-vu
#deuce-spigot
#dreams
#drunk-deuce
#sfw
#toilet
3,364 1/18/2008 huh ow ow ow
spigot: HUH OW OW OW deuce: T SPIGOT ARE YOU IN PAIN ?!??!?! : SPIGOT CHOKES "NO"
deuce
spigot
#caption
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#green-background
#pain
#sfw
3,365 1/19/2008 bullet in you
deuce: BULLET IN YOU pants: I'M JERKING IT deuce: HURRAY
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#green-background
#jerking
3,366 1/20/2008 scooping, shoveling
net: HELP ME I'M BIG AND FAT deuce: SCOOPING AND SHOVELING net: SMOOTHING AND CARESSING deuce: PACKING AND LEAVING
deuce
net
#bonequest-hi-fi
#deuce-net
#drunk-deuce
#fatness
#green-background
#sfw
3,367 1/21/2008 yay yay yay
spigot: THAT'S RIGHT YAY FOR ME AND BOTH MY BALLS spigot: T DEUCE THAT'S A TOTAL OF THREE YAYS deuce: GHALGHLAGBLAG
deuce
spigot
#angry-panel
#celebration
#deuce-spigot
#green-background
#nuts-of-spigot
#sql
3,368 1/22/2008 slap my cock please
bung: T DEUCE SLAP MY COCK PLEASE deuce: IF I'M A COCK THEN EAT ME FI deuce: CASE UP THE NUTS ) CHEW IT ;; ESAC bung: YOU ARE A TRUE FUCKING FAGGOT
bung
deuce
#badly-pasted-title
#bash
#blue-background
#bung-deuce
#cocks
#faggots
#mouse-cursor
#nuts
#unix
#up-the-nuts
3,369 1/23/2008 thundercats
deuce: THUNDERCATS [REDACTED] deuce: NOT THAT THAT WASN'T [REDACTED] BUT IT'S STILL [REDACTED] pants: AYE LAD
deuce
pants
#blue-background
#censored
#deuce-pants
#redacted-text
#scottish
3,370 1/24/2008 a plump night out
spigot: STALKING AND KILLING WHOEVER DREAMED UP PORN MODELS PAINTED UP WITH CLOWN FACES AND CIRCUS MOTIFS pants: STARTING TO THINK THAT A REAL HUSTLER PHOTOGRAPHER WOULDN'T BE NAKED ALSO
pants
spigot
#blue-background
#bonequest-hd
#clown
#pants-spigot
#plump
#porn
3,371 1/25/2008 good sir i applaud your support
deuce: COCKS pants: COCKS INDEED !!!!!! GOOD SIR I APPLAUD YOUR SUPPORT deuce: HANDLE ME pants: MANHANDLE OR JUST REGULAR HANDLE deuce: JUST GET DOWN ON IT
deuce
pants
#badly-pasted-title
#blue-background
#deuce-pants
#kool-and-the-gang
3,372 1/26/2008 this jar of peanut butter
net: BUT WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER pants: YOU FUCKED HIM WITH THE BUNNY AND IT MELTED BWAAAHHHH (SAD) deuce: NOT RIGHT AWAY BECAUSE I FROZE IT FIRST pants: I'M SURE YOU GOT A GOOD 20-30 MINUTES OF FROZEN BUNNY FUCKING IN deuce: REALLY 10-15 BUT WHO CARES I'M FUCKING YOU NEXT BITCH
deuce
net
pants
#blue-background
#bunny
#deuce-net-pants
#ice-cream
#sad
3,373 1/27/2008 in all seriousness
net: T PANTS I'D JUST LIKE TO POINT OUT HOW CHOCOLATEY MY BUTTHOLE IS AT THE MOMENT net: T PANTS LICKABLY SOFT/CHOCOLATEY net: T PANTS IN ALL SERIOUSNESS I'M TIRED OF HINTING. I NEED A RIM JOB SOMETHING AWFUL pants: I'LL GET THE HUGGIES
net
pants
#blue-background
#butthole
#diapers
#net-pants
#rimjob
3,374 1/28/2008 donut field
spigot: DONUT FIELD pants: JIMBO WALES LIKES TO POOP spigot: FALAFEL WORKSHOP pants: DON'T TAKE THAT SWARTHY TONE WITH ME spigot: "SHOE ME IN THE NUTS, I'M A CLOWN" THEN I FORGET THE REST pants: LOOK AT TARGET AND BLINK RAPIDLY TO INSTALL
pants
spigot
#blue-background
#clown
#donut
#falafel
#farts
#huffy-pants
#jimbo-wales
#pants-spigot
#wikipedia
3,375 1/29/2008 a towel and some certs
deuce: WANGS ? pants: WANGS ! deuce: UNCERTAIN BUT WILLING TO LEARN MORE !! pants: IF ONLY I HAD SOMEONE TO COACH AND TEACH deuce: I HAVE AN IDEA spigot: I'LL BRING A TOWEL AND SOME CERTS
deuce
pants
spigot
#blue-background
#deuce-pants-spigot
#dicks
#education
3,376 1/30/2008 alone again
spigot: T DEUCE I WILL TALK YOU THROUGH IT spigot: LICK spigot: DICK spigot: PRICK spigot: BONG deuce: GLAGLAG spigot: DONG : SPIGOT HAS BEEN SENDING MESSAGES TO YOU TOO RAPIDLY, AND IS NOW BEING IGNORED.
deuce
spigot
#bong
#deuce-spigot
#dicks
#dong
#drunk-deuce
#pricks
#too-rapidly
#woodring-field-background
3,377 1/31/2008 jerkcity alarm
deuce: JERKCITY ALARM spigot: IS THAT ANYTHING LIKE THE RAVE ALARM (WEARING MY TIGHT PANTS)
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#rave
#sfw
#television-background
#tight-pants
#title-mismatch
3,378 2/1/2008 christmas 2008
pants: SPIGOT THE BEAR spigot: CHRISTMAS 2008 pants: V I S I T T H E O F F I C I A L S I T E spigot: SPIGOTTHEBEARMOVIE.COM pants: THIS FILM NOT YET RATED spigot: SONYPICTURESCLASSICS.COM/MIRAMAX/ASSETS/S/SPIGOTTHEBEAR?TRACK=84KRF84KF8J37RJ98FJR
pants
spigot
#christmas
#mousehole
#pants-spigot
#sony
#spigot-the-bear
#title-mismatch
#url
#woodring-room-background
3,379 2/2/2008 on my chin
deuce: LET'S REVERSE ENGINEER MY BALLS bung: IS THE GOAL LARGER/FASTER BALLS OR CHEAPER BALLS? deuce: T BUNG THE GOAL IS TO FIGURE OUT HOW THEY WORK !!!!! DUH bung: T DEUCE THEY WORK LIKE THIS: bung: SMACK SMACK SMACK ON MY CHIN
bung
deuce
#balls
#bung-deuce
#woodring-stairs-background
3,380 2/3/2008 never again
spigot: HURRBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUB HORK HURLUP spigot: NEVER AGAIN spigot: HURBLURBLURBLURBLURBLURBLUR COCKS HONK
spigot
#cocks
#deja-vu
#honk
#hork
#hurlup
#spigot-solo
3,381 2/4/2008 more forceful now
deuce: MMMMMMMMMMMMMM DICKS pants: MMMMMMMM MMMMMMM MORE DICKS deuce: AGHAGLHA pants: SEZ YOU deuce: GAHGLAHGLAG HALGHLAG HAL MORE FORCEFUL NOW pants: GLUAH GLAHGLAH GLUAH GLAHLGAHGG FEELING THE FORCE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dicklicking
3,382 2/5/2008 this fine morning
: ON TEH LEFT, SPIGOT TEH BEAR. ON TEH RITE: DEUCE (DO NOT LET HIM NOM ON YOU) spigot: I SURE AM GAY THIS FINE MORNING deuce: I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME spigot: MUST BE GAY SPORES IN THE AIR OR SOMETHING deuce: SOMEBODY FLUSH US PLEASE
deuce
spigot
#caption
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#gay
#memespeak
#mousehole
#prose
#spigot-the-bear
#typo
#woodring-room-background
#zombies
3,383 2/6/2008 beer and a nap
spigot: LET'S SING OR SOMETHING spigot: ONLY THREE MORE HOURS TO BEER AND A NAP spigot: LET'S NOT ALWAYS SEE THE SAME DICKS
spigot
#beer
#blue-background
#spigot-solo
3,384 2/7/2008 a love story
pants: BLOWING DUDES IS THIRSTY WORK deuce: EWWWWWWW
deuce
pants
#a-love-story
#blowjobs
#deuce-pants
#disgusting
#nom
#woodring-stairs-background
3,385 2/8/2008 do not speak lightly
pants: YOU SPIN IT AND IF SQUIGGILY NUMBERS COME UP, WE KISS deuce: UH OH spigot: TEH PR0N!!!!!!!!!!! deuce: SIR DO NOT SPEAK LIGHTLY OF THE PORN
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#dreidel
#memespeak
#party-game
#porn
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
3,386 2/9/2008 every one of them
pants: PENIS ON A BEACH deuce: FLAPPING, FLAILING
deuce
pants
#beach
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#flap
#penis
#suck
#woodring-stairs-background
3,387 2/10/2008 redemp tion
deuce: REDEMPTION pants: COME ON MY FACE deuce: WITHDRAWING REDEMPTION REQUEST
deuce
pants
#badly-pasted-title
#deuce-pants
#facial
#redemption
#woodring-stairs-background
3,388 2/11/2008 please send
pants: T DEUCE PLEASE SEND NAKED PHOTOS deuce: ASAP deuce: THAT MEANS WITH EXTRA JERKSAUCE
deuce
pants
#chat-room
#deuce-pants
#jerksauce
#robocop
#white-background
3,389 2/12/2008 1976
: Deuce (left), Spigot (right) deuce: 1976 deuce: THAT'S A YEAR AS WELL AS A NUMBER spigot: I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT LIKE THAT
deuce
spigot
#caption
#deuce-spigot
#frog
#grapes
#photo-background
#sfw
#spurty-frog
#stage-directions
#uncategorized-mosaic-background
3,390 2/13/2008 don't let him make you dizzy
spigot: DEW-DAPPLED BONERS spigot: AND WARM WOOLEN MITTEN
spigot
#dizzy
#julie-andrews
#mountain-background
#my-favorite-things
#singing
#spigot-solo
3,391 2/14/2008 wheatgrass & saltwater
dick: I AM BEGGING YOU ALL TO MAKE ME A SUPERMODEL pants: GAHLUGUHALUGHAG WHEATGRASS AND SALTWATER AHLGUAHULGAG
dick
pants
#anorexia
#bulimia
#dick-pants
#dieting
#photo-background
#saltwater
#supermodel
#weight-loss
#wheatgrass
3,392 2/15/2008 love song for deuce (skit)
pants: A BEAR NAMED SPIGOT deuce: WELL deuce: YOU'VE GOT TO BEAT THAT BEAR OFF pants: ?!? : HTTP://JERKCITY.COM/LS4D.MP3
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dj-rapekit
#script
#spigot-the-bear
#url
#woodring-den-background
3,393 2/16/2008 t pants, t deuce
deuce: T PANTS THESE AREN'T THE BALLS YOU'RE LOOKING FOR pants: T DEUCE THESE AREN'T THE BALLS I'M LOOKING FOR
deuce
pants
#balls
#bonequest-hi-fi
#deuce-pants
#jedi-mind-trick
#plant
#star-wars
#woodring-field-background
3,394 2/17/2008 that other guy
pants: T SPIGOT WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT NO COCKS AFTER 10PM pants: T SPIGOT OH SORRY I THOUGHT YOU WERE THAT OTHER GUY pants: T DEUCE WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT NO COCKS AFTER 10PM
deuce
pants
spigot
#deja-vu
#deuce-pants-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#woodring-field-background
3,395 2/18/2008 i see you sucking
: Pants (left), Spigot the Bear (right, not a real bear) pants: I SEE YOU SUCKING spigot: I REALLY DO NOT THINK THAT YOU DO
pants
spigot
#caption
#pants-spigot
#spigot-the-bear
#stage-directions
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-field-background
3,396 2/19/2008 towering over me
spigot: {{{{{{{{ PRICKBEAR }}}}}}}}} pants: TOWERING OVER ME WHILE I'M TRYING TO SLEEP
pants
spigot
#pants-spigot
#woodring-field-background
3,397 2/20/2008 from all the way over here
spigot: I CAN SEE HOW GAY YOU ARE FROM ALL THE WAY OVER HERE deuce: IS THAT MY CUE
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#gay
#woodring-field-background
3,398 2/21/2008 flagged for removal
spigot: THIS POSTING HAS BEEN FLAGGED FOR REMOVAL. spigot: COME BACK FAKE SEX LADY
spigot
#angry-panel
#come-back
#craigslist
#mountain-background
#spam
#spigot-solo
3,399 2/22/2008 upper case
deuce: CAPSLOCK + SHIFT = NO CAPS
deuce
#caps-lock
#deuce-solo
#hey-its-rands
#keyboard
#lowercase
#photo-background
#sfw
#uncensored
#words-of-wisdom
3,400 2/23/2008 suicide
spigot: S U I C I D E deuce: DALFHDSFH
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#mountain-background
#suicide
3,401 2/24/2008 too complicated to follow
deuce: THIS IS ALL GETTING TOO COMPLICATED TO FOLLOW pants: CHEW ME OFF deuce: SNAKEBITES AHOY pants: ===DRINKING ALERT=== deuce: I HAZ A BUNNEH pants: CALLING THE EFF
deuce
pants
#ahoy
#deuce-pants
#eff
#sfw
#uncategorized-mosaic-background
3,402 2/25/2008 i'm a hustler, baby
deuce: LOVE CONNECTION pants: DOWN IN FRONT
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#hustler
3,403 2/26/2008 dorm rooms
deuce: [HOW ABOUT] FISTING ME WITH THAT THERE BASEBALL BAT deuce: IF YOU PUT ME UP YOU I POISON YOUR COLON spigot: THESE DORM ROOMS ARE LIKE FAGGOT OVENS deuce: I NEVER KNEW TRUE LOVE
deuce
pants
#deuce-spigot
#holocaust
#woodring-stairs-background
3,404 2/27/2008 and everybody celebrates accordingly
deuce: I SAID COCKS pants: I HEAR YOU BROTHER deuce: OH YES pants: BRING IT ON deuce: COCKS I SAY pants: HALLELUJAH
deuce
pants
#cocks
#deuce-pants
#hallelujah
#title-mismatch
#woodring-stairs-background
3,405 2/28/2008 buncha bums
pants: HAW HAW WE MADE HIM CRY pants: WHAT A SISSY pants: NOW LIGHT HIM ON FIRE
pants
#fire
#haw-haw-haw
#pants-solo
#sfw
#title-mismatch
#violence
#woodring-den-background
3,406 2/29/2008 not stopping him
deuce: COCKSUCKING BEHAVIOR IS CONTROLLED BY THE PANCREAS pants: EEW deuce: AS WE ALL LEARNED IN SCIENTICIAN STUDY pants: GROSSED OUT BY THE PANCREAS PART OF THE COCKSUCKING deuce: BUT THAT'S NOT STOPPING YOU IS IT pants: NO SIR
deuce
pants
#anatomy
#cocksucking
#deuce-pants
#mousehole
#science
#woodring-room-background
3,407 3/1/2008 lap and face area
pants: JESUS WANTS A SACRIFICE spigot: I CAN FEEL THE FAT PUSHING ITS WAY INTO MY LAP!!!!!!!! spigot: AND FACE AREA!!!!!
pants
spigot
#fat
#jesus
#pants-spigot
#spigot-points
#woodring-stairs-background
3,408 3/2/2008 drown me in the bathtub
pants: DROWN ME IN THE BATHTUB pants: BUT STOP JUST AFTER I SPURT pants: THANKS deuce: GAHLAHGLUAGAG
deuce
pants
#autoerotic-asphyxiation
#cocksucking-noises
#deuce-pants
#drowning
#woodring-stairs-background
3,409 3/3/2008 jerk bug
deuce: I'M A JERK BUG pants: BUGGERY IT IS THEN deuce: BUT WAIT I
deuce
pants
#buggery
#deuce-pants
#huffy-pants
#woodring-room-background
3,410 3/4/2008 a valuable lesson
deuce: (WISTFULLY) WE ALL LEARNED A VALUABLE LESSON THAT DAY deuce: CLEARLY HAVING AN ENTIRELY UNRELATED INTERNAL CONVERSATION pants: HUALGHUALHGULAUG
deuce
pants
#cocksucking-noises
#deuce-pants
#mousehole
#sfw
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-room-background
3,411 3/5/2008 we hardly knew ye
: A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR BIONIC WEDNESDAY
spigot
#bionic
#high-res
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#wednesday
3,412 3/6/2008 don't use the doll
pants: WHERE DID THE MAN TOUCH YOU pants: NO, DON'T USE THE DOLL pants: JUST TOUCH ME
pants
#bonequest-hd
#pants-solo
3,413 3/7/2008 why the dinosaurs died out
deuce: RAPING ME BACK IN TIME pants: DON'T RAPE ANYTHING ELSE WHILE YOU'RE BACK THERE (LIKE OUR GRANDFATHERS) pants: WHY THE DINOSAURS DIED OUT deuce: MAKING MY GRANDFATHER RAPE YOUR GRANDFATHER AT GUNPOINT deuce: BECAUSE I'M AN INNOVATOR pants: BLESS YOU SIR (AS I SLOWLY CEASE TO EXIST)
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dinosaurs
#drunk-deuce
#grandfather-paradox
#rape
#time-travel
#woodring-field-background
3,414 3/8/2008 running away
pants: RE: WIPING MY DICK OFF AND RUNNING AWAY TO FIND ANOTHER STARBUCKS/RAPE CENTER
pants
#pants-solo
#rape
#starbucks
#title-mismatch
#urinal-background
3,415 3/9/2008 that sour-grapes look
spigot: ALSO YOU'VE BARELY EVEN LOOKED AT MY BALLS spigot: EITHER ONE spigot: WIPE THAT SOUR-GRAPES LOOK OFF YOUR FACE AND GET SMOOSHY
pants
#balls
#mountain-background
#smoosh
#spigot-solo
#title-mismatch
#twitter
3,416 3/10/2008 takes two
deuce: FUCK pants: TAKES TWO TO TANGO deuce: THIS ROOM SMELLS LIKE MENSTRUATION pants: ME TO BEAT OFF AND YOU TO HATE IT
deuce
pants
#beating-off
#deuce-pants
#huffy-pants
#menstruation
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
3,417 3/11/2008 fail at jerkcity
spigot
#behind-the-scenes
#modal-popup
#spigot-solo
#title-mismatch
#windows-dialogue
3,418 3/12/2008 a moment of silence
: OH BIONIC WEDNESDAY WE HARDLY KNEW YE
pants
#bionic
#caption
#high-res
#pants-solo
#television-background
#wednesday
3,419 3/13/2008 with respect to me
deuce: HOW ABOUT REGARDING YOUR BIG FAT ASS spigot: AND WHAT ABOUT WITH RESPECT TO ME KICKING YOUR NUTS deuce: T SPIGOT THIS TOO SHALL PASS
deuce
spigot
#ass
#deuce-spigot
#fantastic-four-background
#nuts
3,420 3/14/2008 look what he can do
deuce: DICKS OVER HERE THIS WAY pants: JL: AEFJL: DFJL:SDJL: DJL: DSFJL:SDFJ pants: LOOK WHAT I CAN DO K:SFJLKSJFLSKDFJLSKDFJLSFJ pants: I'M THE KING
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#king
#spam
#title-mismatch
#woodring-room-background
3,421 3/15/2008 bonk'd
pants: SQUIRT deuce: IT BURNS, ETC. pants: BONK ME deuce: I BONK THEE pants: BOTH EYES deuce: POOR YOU (BONK)
deuce
pants
#bonk
#facial
#mousehole
#pants-implying-that-he-has-two-eyes
#physical-comedy
#somber-deuce
#squirt
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-room-background
3,422 3/16/2008 lost in scotland
net: HELP I'M LOST IN SCOTLAND WITH A VT100 dick: LET'S ZOOM IN
dick
net
#mousehole
#scotland
#sfw
#vt100
#woodring-stairs-background
3,423 3/17/2008 don't look at him
deuce: EATING IT UP spigot: PLEASE DON'T LOOK AT SPIGOT spigot: DON'T LOOK spigot: WHAT DID I JUST FUCKING SAY
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#eating
#woodring-field-background
3,424 3/18/2008 welcome!!!!!!!!!
: LEFT: SPIGOT THE BEAR : RIGHT: DEUCE FROM JERKCITY (DO NOT FEED) deuce: I LOVE HARD COCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: WELCOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deuce
spigot
#caption
#cock
#deuce-spigot
#nom
#spigot-the-bear
#title-mismatch
#woodring-field-background
3,425 3/19/2008 now it's just plain old wednesday
: SUCK IT, FATTY pants: HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR pants: HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK HALUGHALUGHLUBAG HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
pants
#bionic
#pants-solo
#title-mismatch
#wednesday
3,426 3/20/2008 not understanding
: HE'S NOT A REAL BEAR YOU KNOW spigot: OKAY TOOK A DUMP IN HER CUBE AND SHE STILL HASN'T EMAILED ME HER PHONE spigot: NOT UNDERSTANDING
spigot
#caption
#cubicles
#poo
#spigot-solo
#spigot-the-bear
#woodring-stairs-background
3,427 3/21/2008 slap them
deuce: GRAB YOUR ANKLES PEOPLE IT'S THE DEUCE spigot: T DEUCE CAN I HAVE AN ALLOWANCE deuce: BYE FAGGOT
deuce
spigot
#allowance
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#the-deuce
#woodring-stairs-background
3,428 3/22/2008 please get hard
pants: I'M HARD deuce: WHO ISN'T pants: YOU APPARENTLY pants: GET HARD PLEASE pants: THANK YOU
deuce
pants
#boner
#deuce-pants
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-stairs-background
3,429 3/23/2008 okay quiet no talking
spigot: OKAY QUIET NO TALKING DURING MACNEIL/LEHRER deuce: DON'T TRY AND FOOL US SPIGOT EVERYONE KNOWS THAT YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND THAT STUFF spigot: TRYING TO LEARN ABOUT BONSIA AND CHEVENESERESSCHIHA
deuce
spigot
#current-events
#deuce-spigot
#foreign-affairs
#pbs-newshour
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
3,430 3/24/2008 sex boat on my car
deuce: ANGRY ABOUT THIS PEOPLE pants: VERY UPSET ALSO deuce: GIMME SOME HEAD spigot: OKAY VERY FUNNY WHO WROTE "SEX BOAT" ON MY CAR
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#sex-boat
#vandalism
#woodring-field-background
3,431 3/25/2008 same damn thing
atandt: WHAT WE NEED IS ONE MORE DICK I THINK deuce: T ATANDT I HAVE FIVE ON ORDER atandt: ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THE SAME THING HERE deuce: YES deuce: WE'RE TALKING ABOUT DICKS RIGHT
atandt
deuce
#atandt-deuce
#dicks
#somber-deuce
#white-background
3,432 3/26/2008 your call is ery important to us
spigot: OKAY SIR!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: THANKS FOR YOUR FAT MOUTHY WORDS AND OPINION spigot: [TRASH]
spigot
#fat
#mouth
#sfw
#spigot-solo
3,433 3/27/2008 welcome to the real world
pants: OW OW OW spigot: WELL LADY WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD deuce: THAT LOOKS REALLY PAINFUL !!!! deuce: GLAD I AM SITTING IN THIS CHAIR NOT EXERTING ANY ENERGY pants: THIS IS WHERE I COME IN deuce: I'M CONVERTING FOOD CALORIES INTO ANGER
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#fatness
#mouse-cursor
#sfw
#spigot-points
#urinal-background
3,434 3/28/2008 space dicks
pants: WHEN IS THE NEXT MOON LANDING deuce: WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW pants: MOON DICKS
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#moon
#moon-dicks
#space
#space-dicks
#woodring-stairs-background
3,435 3/29/2008 trying to fit in
spigot: YAY FOR SPIGOT spigot: TIDDLY IDDLY HUP BUP spigot: TAPPA DAPPA DUMP spigot: TRYING TO FIT IN spigot: {{{{{{{{ BYE TO ALL MY ONLINE FRIENDS FOREVER }}}}}}}}}
spigot
#goodbye-to-all-my-online-friends-forever
#internet
#online-friends
#sfw
#singing
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
#yay-for-spigot
3,436 3/30/2008 what are you gonna do about it
deuce: WHOO pants: I CAN FEEL YOU deuce: I'M IN YOU deuce: SO I'M NOT SURPRISED YOU CAN pants: DOWN THE HATCH
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#mouse-cursor
#was-re
#woodring-stairs-background
3,437 3/31/2008 what are we talking about
deuce: MAN, WHAT AN IDIOT spigot: I'LL SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!
deuce
spigot
#angry-panel
#deuce-spigot
#glory-hole
#urinal-background
3,438 4/1/2008 tell the wikitruth
pants: LEMME SHOW YOU SOME-THING pants: PLEASE EXCUSE ME BUT I GOT TO ASK: pants: WILL WIKIMEDIA TAKE PHOTOCOPIES OF MY RECEIPTS FOR HOOKERS OR DO THEY NEED THE ORIGINALS (MOSTLY BUSINESS CARDS)
pants
#citation-needed
#mouse-cursor
#pants-solo
#photo-background
#prostitute
#wikipedia
3,439 4/2/2008 jerkcity 101
pants: DO ME IN pants: JERKCITY-101 ONLY AVAILABLE EVERY OTHER QUARTER pants: OKAY THAT'S IT I'M LICKING THEM ALL OVER AGAIN FROM THE START HLUGAB HLUABGLUHALBAG :HGSA:AHG:LAGADYFG OW OW OW QUIT IT LAHGHALUGHULAHUUGLAG
pants
#pants-solo
#uncategorized-mosaic-background
3,440 4/3/2008 logs
spigot: T DEUCE I DON'T LIKE THE WAY YOU THROW THE WORD "LOGS" AROUND deuce: I DON'T LIKE ANY OF YOU PEOPLE deuce: I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT
deuce
spigot
#choking-hazard
#deuce-spigot
#logs
#photo-background
#sfw
#uncategorized-mosaic-background
3,441 4/4/2008 when the lights go down
spigot: T DEUCE WHAT IS FUCKING WRONG WITH YOU TODAY deuce: T SPIGOT MAKE ME PRETEND TO BE YOUR DOG spigot: T DEUCE I LIKE SQUIRTING HONEY MUSTARD AND OIL AND VINEGAR ALL OVER MINE deuce: T SPIGOT YOUR WHAT deuce: SCARED NOW
deuce
spigot
#bong
#deuce-spigot
#dog
#hot-dog
#mustard
#photo-background
#uncategorized-mosaic-background
3,442 4/5/2008 tube fruit
spigot: NO WAY IS THAT FRUIT ROLLED UP INTO A TUBE pants: YES WAY pants: FUCKING STUFFING IT INTO YOUR MOUTH pants: VERY UPSET HERE
pants
spigot
#alabama
#carry-on-my-wayward-son
#fruit-rollup
#huffy-pants
#kansas
#map
#pants-spigot
#song
#uncategorized-mosaic-background
3,443 4/6/2008 new style
pants: HLUAGHULUHALGAG NOM NOM NOM pants: OM NOM NOM NOM GAHULGUHALG BUHLUHLAGHLAHGAG pants: THOSE TWO THINGS DON'T MIX WELL
pants
#balls
#pants-solo
3,444 4/7/2008 jerkcity forever and ever and ever
pants: STILL HERE pants: STILL TURNING THE CRANK, MAKING MORE pants: STILL MASTURBATING NIGHTLY TO THE WEIRD PANTS FACE pants: STILL CHOKING THEM UNCONSCIOUS THEN RUNNING AWAY WITHOUT PAYING pants: STILL DAYDREAMING ABOUT THE BRUISES I LEFT ON YOU pants: STILL RUBBING YOUR NOSE IN IT pants: STILL MOPPING IT UP WITH YOUR HAIR pants: JERKCITY FOREVER
pants
#cocks
#irc
#masturbation
#mop
#mountain-background
#pants-solo
#weird-pants-face
3,445 4/8/2008 cold dead hands
pants: LOOK HOW ME SEXY pants: NOW YOU GOT THE JUICE pants: PRYING THE GUN FROM HIS COLD, DEAD HANDS ONLY TO REPLACE IT WITH MY DONG
pants
#charlton-heston
#pants-solo
#second-amendment
#the-juice
#title-mismatch
#woodring-room-background
3,446 4/9/2008 eating through a straw
deuce: HURR EATING THROUGH A STRAW AND STARING INTO SPACE FOREVER MORE deuce: HURRRDGLGURRNNN NAKED
deuce
#black-background
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#sfw
3,447 4/10/2008 hey look here
deuce: HURBLE BURBLE deuce: LOOK AT ME CHOKE THEM DOWN deuce: HEY LOOK HERE deuce: HURBLE BURBLE
deuce
#deuce-solo
#hurble-burble
#woodring-field-background
3,448 4/11/2008 yes, please
deuce: URRRRRRRRRRRRRRR spigot: I DON'T FOLLOW BUT YES PLEASE WITH THE JIZZMOPPERY
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#jizzmop
#mountain-background
3,449 4/12/2008 walk up and honk
deuce: HONK ON YOU pants: I SERIOUSLY DO NOT RECOMMEND THAT YOU JUST WALK UP AND HONK ALL O-- pants: HALHGLUAHGLUAH GLUAHGLUAG OKAY NEVERMIND
deuce
pants
#cocksucking-noises
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#honk
#sfw
#urinal-background
#weird-pants-face
3,450 4/13/2008 all over my new dress
pants: HURF UGH pants: TAKING IT pants: JUST LOOK AT THE MESS YOU MADE spigot: ALL OVER MY NEW DRESS AND SHOES AND MEMBERS-ONLY JACKET
pants
spigot
#members-only
#pants-spigot
#urinal-background
3,451 4/14/2008 could you please elaborate
deuce: COULD YOU PLEASE ELABORATE deuce: AND BY THAT I MEAN SUCK ON MY NUTS UNTIL YOU TURN PURPLE
deuce
#deja-vu
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#nuts
#nuts-of-deuce
#woodring-field-background
3,452 4/15/2008 massive amounts of porn
deuce: SCRATCHING MY ASS deuce: EVERYTHING IS REALLY SLOW AND LAGGY BECAUSE OF THE MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF PORN ROLLING IN AS WE SPEAK deuce: CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP [THOSE ARE THE CRICKETS BECAUSE IT'S QUIET]
deuce
#crickets
#deuce-solo
#porn
3,453 4/16/2008 2fiab
deuce: TWO FAGS IN A BLANKET spigot: THURSDAYS pants: ON UPN 44 (CABLE CHANNEL 12)
deuce
pants
spigot
#blankets
#deuce-pants-spigot
#television
#thursday
#woodring-stairs-background
3,454 4/17/2008 lowercase rape
deuce: LOWERCASE RAPE pants: EATING DICKS FROM A BUCKET deuce: GROSS
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dicks
#drunk-deuce
#lowercase
#mountain-background
#rape
3,455 4/18/2008 t deuce manga
deuce: T SPIGOT DO YOU WANT TO JOIN US ON THE IRC TONIGHT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: T DEUCE I'D RATHER WATCH A SPEEDRACER MARATHON AT YOUR HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!! deuce: T SPIGOT WELL TAKE YOUR PICK BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE ONE !!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: T DEUCE MANGA
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#irc
#manga
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#spigot-points
#woodring-field-background
3,456 4/19/2008 now sure what they're talking about
deuce: NOW IT WILL PISS UNCONTROLLABLY pants: THEN I WILL NOT FUCK IT
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#mountain-background
#piss
#typo
3,457 4/20/2008 so very sorry
deuce: GAHGLAGHLGHALGH DON'T HIT ME spigot: WHORRRRRPTLKGHJ spigot: I AM SO SORRY deuce: GAHGLAGHLGHALG
deuce
spigot
#deuce
#deuce-spigot
#lovers-quarrel
#spigot
#woodring-den-background
3,458 4/21/2008 show some support
spigot: LET'S ALL RALLY AROUND MY DICK AND SHOW SOME SUPPORT spigot: SFX: PARADES AND HORNS spigot: I'M *GOBBLING* DICK spigot: I'M ALSO GARGLING DICK spigot: IT'S LIKE SOME IDIOT ON THE BUS GROPING YOUR PACKAGE
spigot
#bus
#dick
#groping
#mousehole
#parade
#sfx
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
3,459 4/22/2008 open the door
spigot: OPEN THE DOOR FOR YOUR MYSTERY DATE!!!!!! deuce: UH OH spigot: KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK I SEE THE SHADOW OF YOU EXAMINING ME THROUGH THE PEEPHOLE deuce: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
deuce
spigot
#crown-of-thorns
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
3,460 4/23/2008 wwiv
pants: YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU, BABY atandt: PLEASE NO TOUCH pants: NOW HOLD STILL atandt: SIRS pants; THIS IS GOING TO STING AND PINCH AND THEN HURT LIKE [REDACTED] atandt: HOLY
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#dongs
#mountain-background
#redacted-text
3,461 4/24/2008 time out
atandt: IS MY HOT DOG READY YET
atandt
#atandt-solo
#deja-vu
#hot-dog
#sfw
#snowing-cookies
#woodring-room-background
3,462 4/25/2008 odd how things work out
pants: T DEUCE DISNEYLAND THEN ????? deuce: T PANTS AS LONG AS I GET TO BE ON TOP pants: T DEUCE UH pants: T DEUCE OKAY pants: T DEUCE I HAD YOU DOWN FOR THAT SLOT ANYWAY pants: ODD HOW THINGS JUST WORK OUT
deuce
pants
#coy-pants
#deuce-pants
#disneyland
#drunk-deuce
#nom
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
3,463 4/26/2008 on the horn with technical support
spigot: SOMETHING WITH THE AM BEING FM spigot: WAIT THAT'S A CLOCK RADIO spigot: COMPUTER'S IN MY ROOM HANG ON spigot: OKAY NOW I HAVE THE COMPUTER ON THE FUTON WITH ME spigot: TURNS OUT I JUST HAD MY HEAD IN THE TOILET
spigot
#radio
#spigot-solo
#tech-support
#toilet
#urinal-background
3,464 4/27/2008 had it up to here
spigot: I'M GAY WHO'S WITH ME PEOPLE spigot: LET'S SEE SOME HANDS spigot: AND BALLS AND COCKS spigot: I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOU HOMOPHOBES
spigot
#balls
#cocks
#gay
#homophobe
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
3,465 4/28/2008 the extent to which
deuce: I CAN'T BELIEVE THE EXTENT TO WHICH I'M BEING BATTERED AND BASHED pants: TIS BETTER TO HAVE BEEN TRAPPED AND RAPED THAN TO HAVE-- pants: WAIT WAIT WHAT pants: OKAY FINE SNICKERS AND A MARS BARS THEN PLEASE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#fatness
#mars
#rape
#snickers
#typo
#woodring-stairs-background
3,466 4/29/2008 i don't seem to
spigot: I WOULD ENJOY A FROZEN KIT KAT pants: I DON'T SEEM TO pants: OH deuce: MOM THIS CHANNEL SUCKS CHANGE IT
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#kit-kat
#optimistic-greytext
#sfw
#television
3,467 4/30/2008 for the last time
deuce: FOR THE LAST TIME NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU SPIGOT
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#making-out
#single-panel
#woodring-stairs-background
3,468 5/1/2008 a nest in your chest
pants: JERKCITY IS BOTH EDUCATIONAL AND ENTERTAINING pants: DRUGS HELP US PLAY deuce: I CALL IT EDUTAINMENT
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drugs
#edutainment
#woodring-stairs-background
3,469 5/2/2008 four-eyes
spigot: DOES ANYBODY EVEN SEE THESE GREY THINGS deuce: THE FLAPPY BATTY THINGS ATTACKING YOU ???? deuce: NO spigot: HOMPTH
deuce
spigot
#bat
#deuce-spigot
#facial
#flappity-bats
#mousehole
#tina-fey
#title-mismatch
#woodring-room-background
3,470 5/3/2008 in a platonic way
deuce: WHO LIKES COCK IN A PLATONIC WAY deuce: JUST AS A FRIEND spigot: JUST HERE TO HELP pants: I'M EMOTIONALLY INVESTED IN THE FEELINGS OF THE COCKS
deuce
pants
spigot
#cock
#deuce-pants-spigot
#white-background
3,471 5/4/2008 tina fey will smile and pretend she likes it even though she has more important stuff to do
deuce: LET'S MAKE A MESS bung: PHYSICAL OR VIRTUAL deuce: SURPRISE ME
bung
deuce
#bung-deuce
#tina-fey
#woodring-field-background
3,472 5/5/2008 sea squirts
spigot: RICHARD DAWKINS SAYS I'M RELATED TO SEA SQUIRTS !!!!!!! spigot: I GUESS I KNEW THAT deuce: SFX: PARADES AND HORNS
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#richard-dawkins
#sfw
#sfx
#woodring-field-background
3,473 5/6/2008 how we roll
spigot: *****FOOSH***** spigot: SILLY STRING
spigot
#silly-string
#spigot-points
#spigot-solo
3,474 5/7/2008 produced by criminals
pants: LET'S BAKE A CAKE OR TAKE A SHOWER atandt: MAN OVERBOARD pants: FUCKED / HAVEN'T FUCKED YET / ALL FUCKED OUT pants: AND TRACK URINE AROUND atandt: DOWN IN FRONT pants: T DEUCE I WAS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES pants: FOR TWO TERMS atandt: SELECTING PEDOBEAR FROM THE START MENU pants: I AM INVINCIBLE : PANTS HAS BEEN SENDING MESSAGES TO YOU TOO RAPIDLY, AND IS NOW BEING IGNORED.
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#pedobear
#too-rapidly
#urine
#woodring-room-background
3,475 5/8/2008 in the language of nuts
spigot: CHAR *NUTS; deuce: TYPEDEF CHAR NUTS[2]; spigot: STOP SHOWING OFF
deuce
spigot
#c
#deuce-spigot
#programming
#title-mismatch
#woodring-stairs-background
3,476 5/9/2008 stop biting please
pants: 1111111111111111111 deuce: STOP HITTING THE 1 BUTTON (AND STOP BITING PLEASE) pants: I WILL DO NEITHER
deuce
pants
#biting
#deuce-pants
#keyboard-testing
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
3,477 5/10/2008 please tell me
spigot: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME IF MY NUTS ARE GETTING INSTALLED IN YOUR FACE DIRECTORY deuce: T SPIGOT LET ME CHECK
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#nuts
#nuts-of-spigot
#title-mismatch
#woodring-stairs-background
3,478 5/11/2008 sewage
pants: GET ON GET ON GET ON pants: GET ON GET ON GET ON pants: OKAY GET OFF GET OFF GET OFFA ME spigot: I'M JUST FUCKING STANDING HERE
pants
spigot
#elves
#get-offa-me
#huffy-pants
#pants-spigot
#repetition
#sewage
#sfw
#woodring-den-background
3,479 5/12/2008 elves wanted!
pants: ELVES WANTED! pants: JOB FAIR pants: WEDNESDAY
pants
#elf
#elves
#job-fair
#pants-solo
#sfw
#wednesday
#woodring-stairs-background
3,480 5/13/2008 complex marketplace
spigot: I'M DIZZY AND WANDERING NAKED AND COLD THROUGH A COMPLEX MARKETPLACE spigot: WHERE WAS I spigot: BLAH BLAH POOH AND PIGLET deuce: CAN I MEET MICKEY
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#disney
#dizzy
#drunk-deuce
#winnie-the-pooh
#woodring-room-background
3,481 5/14/2008 stop poking holes in me
deuce: HISSSSSSSSSSING deuce: I'VE SPRUNG ANOTHER LEAK deuce: T PANTS PLZ STOP POKING HOLES IN ME bung: T PANTS IF YOU BREAK THIS ONE DAD WON'T GET US ANOTHER pants: T BUNG I'M BETTING HE WILL POKE, POKE
bung
deuce
pants
#bung-deuce-pants
#hole
#mountain-background
#poke
#sfw
#thursday
3,482 5/15/2008 other wise
pants: WE NEED TO EXPEL HOURLY pants: OTHERWISE... pants: RAPE deuce: GOD BLESS AMERICA
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#rape
#woodring-room-background
3,483 5/16/2008 the bus to your face
pants: MOSTLY CRABS atandt: T PANTS TRANSLATION: JERK ME SILLY atandt: T DEUCE ALTERNATE TRANSLATION: WHERE IS THE BUS TO YOUR FACE?
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#jerking
#translation
#woodring-stairs-background
3,484 5/17/2008 the great race
spigot: NINE MINUTES TO PORN spigot: PROBLEM IS I TURN GAY IN EXACTLY EIGHT MINUTES spigot: SO IT'S A RACE deuce: SERIOUS DISCREPANCY
deuce
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#deuce-spigot
#impending-gayness
#porn
#woodring-field-background
3,485 5/18/2008 the glowing theory
deuce: WORD UP PEOPLE deuce: I JERKED OFF SO HARD MY NUTS ARE GLOWING deuce: EITHER THAT OR IT'S RADIATION deuce: I'LL STICK WITH THE GLOWING THEORY
deuce
#bonequest-hd
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#glowing
#masturbation
#nuts-of-deuce
#radiation
#woodring-room-background
#word-up
3,486 5/19/2008 oop
spigot: SEKA AND SULKA ARE NOT THE SAME PEOPLE deuce: MYSELF, I'M CONFUSED REGARDING THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN EBONY AYES AND PURPLE PASSION spigot: I BELIEVE THEY'RE BOTH SUBCLASSED FROM VANESSA DEL RIO deuce: OBJECT-ORIENTED PORN
deuce
spigot
#deja-vu
#deuce-spigot
#object-oriented-porn
#porn
#woodring-stairs-background
3,487 5/20/2008 sacre bong
pants: SACRE BONG deuce: SPOKEN IN PERFECT FROG
deuce
pants
#angry-panel
#bong
#deuce-pants
#frog
#photo-background
#smoosh
#title-mismatch
3,488 5/21/2008 my backpack
spigot: WHOEVER TOOK MY LIGHTSPEED PASCAL FLOPPIES FROM MY BACKPACK PLEASE RETURN THEM spigot: ALSO I NEED MY BACKPACK spigot: MY LUNCH IS IN THERE
spigot
#bonequest-hi-fi
#floppy-disks
#macintosh
#mousehole
#pascal
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
3,489 5/22/2008 attacked with weapons
pants: ATTACK ME WITH WEAPONS pants: [B[A[B[A[B[A[B[A[D[D[D[D[D pants: MY CAN-DO MOUTH deuce: YOU'RE A YES MAN
deuce
pants
#can-do
#deuce-pants
#mouth-of-pants
#vt100
#woodring-room-background
3,490 5/23/2008 tentpole
spigot: T DEUCE MY TENTPOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! deuce: T SPIGOT I DON'T GET IT
deuce
spigot
#angry-panel
#deuce-spigot
#erection
#tentpole
#woodring-stairs-background
3,491 5/24/2008 sub-basement
pants: HOW DO YOU PRONOUNCE THIS pants: ARE YOU SURE pants: NO THAT'S A FIVE pants: NO LOOK IT'S A FIVE pants: SINCE WHEN DOES FIVE MAKE THE S SOUND pants: ANOTHER BASEMENT BENEATH THIS ONE ???????? pants: HELP ME WITH THE TRAP DOOR
pants
#basement
#five
#pants-solo
#sfw
#stephen-king
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-room-background
3,492 5/25/2008 sex with foam puppets
pants: HEIL ME LIKE YOU HEIL HITLER pants: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT I SAY pants: I GET PAID TO SHOW UP
pants
#deja-vu
#heil
#hitler
#marijuana
#pants-solo
#photo-background
3,493 5/26/2008 check my math
pants: IF WE SMOKE FOUR BOWLS WILL IT BE 7PM AGAIN pants: HMM pants: CHECK MY MATH deuce: GO GO GO
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#marijuana
#math
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
3,494 5/27/2008 cocks he said
deuce: I SAID COCKS deuce: I MEAN SOME SERIOUS COCKS GOING ON AROUND HERE spigot: HOLD ME deuce: I CAN'T WRAP MY ARMS AROUND YOUR BIG BUBBLY LIPS (spigot): UNDERWEAR
deuce
spigot
#cocks
#deuce-spigot
#underwear
#whisper
#woodring-room-background
3,495 5/28/2008 depo provera
deuce: PORNOGRAPHY IS MY DEPO PROVERA
deuce
#birth-control
#depo-provera
#deuce-solo
#drugs
#porn
#woodring-stairs-background
3,496 5/29/2008 do the pants
pants: WATCH ME DANCE pants: OW deuce: WHATEVER
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dogshit
#mountain-background
#physical-comedy
#sfw
#weird-pants-face
3,497 5/30/2008 i find that hard
deuce: T SPIGOT WARNING !!! PANTS WILL TRY TO GET GAY WITH YOU !!! spigot: I FIND THAT HARD TO B spigot: OW OW OW pants: I AM SO SORRY ABOUT THE GAY
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#gay
#stray-dot
#warning
#woodring-field-background
3,498 5/31/2008 who's laughing now
deuce: WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?????????????????????????? deuce: OH WAIT A MINUTE PORN
deuce
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#filler-panel
#porn
#woodring-stairs-background
3,499 6/1/2008 press any key to continue
deuce
pants
#bsod
#title-mismatch
#what-the-hell-man
3,500 6/2/2008 when they poke
pants: YOU LOVE IT WHEN THEY POKE pants: AS INDICATED BY POLLING DATA
pants
#bsod
#deja-vu
#honk
#pants-solo
#poking
#poll
#polling
#polling-data
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
3,501 6/3/2008 please leave a message
spigot: PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE ON MY FACE deuce: T SPIGOT'S FACE GET OVER HERE
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#face
#message
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
3,502 6/4/2008 now more than ever
spigot: WE COULD USE YOUR SUPPORT NOW MORE THAN EVER spigot: RE: POST SEPT 11 spigot: IN THESE TURBULENT, CONFUSING, POST SEPT 11 TIMES
spigot
#9-11
#donate
#donation-drive
#jean-charles
#mouse-cursor
#sfw
#spigot-solo
3,503 6/5/2008 eat my ass please
deuce: EAT MY ASS PLZ pants: ARE YOU CLEAN OR DIRTY deuce: I PAY GOOD MONEY pants: I THINK JUST DIRTY deuce: BOTH AND YET NEITHER (I AM A MYSTERY)
deuce
pants
#anal
#ass
#deuce-pants
#eating-ass
#gay
#money
#plz
#quantum
#rimjob
#schrodingers-ass
#woodring-field-background
3,504 6/6/2008 not having any idea
deuce: HLGLHGAHLGAHLAGLHALHA spigot: DUH?!?! deuce: I THINK SO YES !!! spigot: DONGS??!??! EXHAUSTED deuce: NOT HAVING ANY IDEA WHAT WE'RE DISCUSSING spigot: REALLY QUITE HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR TIRED
deuce
spigot
#confused
#deja-vu
#deuce-spigot
#dongs
#exhausted
#tired
#woodring-stairs-background
3,505 6/7/2008 always darkest
spigot: ALWAYS DARKEST BEFORE THE DONG spigot: RELATIVELY DARK DURING/AFTER THE DONG spigot: WISHING THERE WERE AN INSTEAD-OF-THE DONG
spigot
#darkness
#dong
#proverb
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
3,506 6/8/2008 barf on his cock
pants: BARF ON MY COCK pants: YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO pants: GRUNT DUH HOOOOOOOOOO
pants
#barf
#cock
#fetish
#pants-solo
#roman-shower
#vomit
#woodring-stairs-background
3,507 6/9/2008 seven stages
deuce: SEVEN STAGES OF DICKLICKERY dick: SEVEN DEGREES OF PLEASE STOPPING BEATING ME deuce: OW OW OW OW OW deuce: I SURE HOPE THE LAST STAGE IS ACCEPTANCE deuce: BECAUSE THIS IS REALLY HURTING ME deuce: OW OW OW OW OW
deuce
dick
#deuce-dick
#dicklicking
#violence
#woodring-stairs-background
3,508 6/10/2008 cock zombie
spigot: *PSSST* CRACKLE pants: UHHHHHHHH COCK ZOMBIE BUHHHHHH I HEAR AND OBEY HUHHHHH
pants
spigot
#cock-zombie
#ham-radio
#hhhhh
#pants-spigot
#radio
#title-mismatch
#woodring-stairs-background
#zombie
3,509 6/11/2008 gay fatness
: SPIGOT APPEARS IN A POOFY CLOUD OF GAY FATNESS spigot: DON'T LOOK AT THE CAMERA spigot: I HAVE TO GO NOW
spigot
#bong
#caption
#deja-vu
#fatness
#gay-fatness
#poofy-cloud-of-gay-fatness
#spigot-solo
#title-mismatch
#woodring-field-background
3,510 6/12/2008 real fucking fat
dick: REAL FUCKING FAT dick: I MEAN FAT dick: BIG ROLLY FAT deuce: THERE'S NO GODDAMN CANDY IN THE BATHROOM
deuce
dick
#candy
#deuce-dick
#fat
#title-mismatch
#woodring-field-background
3,511 6/13/2008 licking sucking
spigot: (A) LICKING spigot: (B) SUCKING
spigot
#multiple-choice
#woodring-field-background
3,512 6/14/2008 pray with me
spigot: I CAN'T BREATHE FOR THE LOVE OF HOLY GOD (AND CHRIST) pants: PRAY WITH ME spigot: I HAVE FORSAKEN MY ONLY BEGOTTEN BONER FOR RICH DELICIOUS CRUMBCAKE
pants
spigot
#angry-panel
#cake
#cant-breathe
#dessert
#pants-spigot
#religion
#spigot-points
#title-mismatch
#woodring-room-background
3,513 6/15/2008 gay and alone again
spigot: GAY AND ALONE spigot: AGAIN spigot: SO ARE WE HAVING BRUNCH OR NOT
spigot
#alone
#brunch
#gay
#gay-and-alone
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
3,514 6/16/2008 lashing out
pants: I'M REALLY THINKING ABOUT SUCKING COCK !!!!!!! pants: WHAT DOES THE OPEN-SOURCE COMMUNITY THINK OF THIS ??????????????? deuce: T PANTS SLASHBACK PLZ pants: T DEUCE I CAN ONLY LASH OUT AND SLASH TITTIES deuce: T PANTS I UNDERSTAND PERFECTLY (DONG SAUCE)
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#plz
#slashback
#uncategorized-mosaic-background
#world-of-warcraft
3,515 6/17/2008 you sexy thing
deuce: HI deuce: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING YOU SEXY THING deuce: AND DON'T TRY TO PRETEND LIKE YOU'RE NOT GODDAMN SEXY pants: MOSTLY TUNA
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#sexy
#tuna
#woodring-stairs-background
3,516 6/18/2008 pokey weiners
deuce: ARE YOU SPIGOT OR SPIGOT THE BEAR spigot: WHY CAN'T I BE A LITTLE OF BOTH spigot: TEARS ON MY PILLOW: I'M FUCKING SINGING TO YOU *BEEP* deuce: SPEAK UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU WITH ALL THE DICK IN THE WAY spigot: BLAHBLHALBHALHALHLAH YOU AND YOUR POKEY WIENERS
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#drunk-deuce
#nonstandard-title-panel
#singing
#spigot-the-bear
#title-mismatch
3,517 6/19/2008 suicide solution
spigot: EVERYONE BE QUIET I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY!!!!!!! spigot: *BLAM*
spigot
#spigot-solo
#suicide
#woodring-stairs-background
3,518 6/20/2008 dollar sign
deuce: EVERYBODY DOWN !!!!! deuce: $ deuce: A DOLLAR SIGN IS AFOOT
deuce
#deuce-solo
#money
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
3,519 6/21/2008 your fucking job
spigot: WILL MY SPRITELY ATTITUDE COUNT FOR SOMETHING?????????? deuce: WHERE'S MY COFFEE LIKE I ASKED YOU TEN MINUTES AGO deuce: DO YOUR FUCKING JOB OR WHAM !!!!!! spigot: BLOGS
deuce
spigot
#blog
#coffee
#deuce-spigot
#urinal-background
3,520 6/22/2008 this time with feeling
pants: HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH pants: AGAIN AND LOUDER **HUHHHHHHHHH**
pants
#pants-solo
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
3,521 6/23/2008 no room for the weak
pants: WHERE WILL IT END deuce: ANOTHER HUGE POO pants: THERE IS NO ROOM FOR THE WEAK IN THIS GAY TOILET
deuce
pants
#deja-vu
#deuce-pants
#gay-toilet
#joy-division
#poo
#toilet
#woodring-field-background
3,522 6/24/2008 toilet fucker
pants: DIRTY TOILET FUCKER deuce: SIR IT'S QUAINT AND CUTE NOT DIRTY deuce: AHEM, THE TOILET WAS FLUSHED SIR deuce: SO I DON'T REALLY SEE THE OH HE WAS **FUCKING** IT pants: WHAT WOULD BE GROSS IF HE PISSED ALL OVER IT
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#piss
#toilet
#woodring-field-background
3,523 6/25/2008 another one of your tricks
pants: POOP deuce: SHOW ME deuce: I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR UNSUBSTANTIATED CLAIMS OF POOP deuce: I REQUIRE PROOF pants: CUPPED IN HANDS deuce: IS THIS THE REAL STUFF OR ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR TRICKS pants: TASTE IT deuce: NEEDS MORE BUTTER
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#mousehole
#poo
#woodring-room-background
3,524 6/26/2008 super power
pants: I'M A SUPERPOWER PFFFFFFT PFFFT pants: HONK HAMP DUH deuce: STOP SPITTING ON ME PLEASE MR. SUPERPOWER pants: PFFFFFFT PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT SORRY I'M TRYING TO GET THIS CAT HAIR OUT OF MY PFFFFFFFFFFFFT OH IT'S A DICK NOT A PFFFFFFT PFTT
deuce
pants
#cat-hair
#deuce-pants
#honk
#woodring-field-background
3,525 6/27/2008 holy god
pants: ACK pants: HOLY GOD pants: ***YOU HAVE DIED***
pants
#infocom
#pants-solo
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
#you-have-died
3,526 6/28/2008 i can fill that void
deuce: DICK DICK DICK pants: DICK YOU SAY pants: WELL pants: I CAN FILL THAT VOID pants: I CAN DIG THAT HOLE pants: I CAN MAN THAT GUN : PANTS HAS BEEN SENDING MESSAGES TO YOU TOO RAPIDLY AND IS NOW BEING IGNORED
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#ignored
#spamming
#too-rapidly
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-stairs-background
3,527 6/29/2008 panty liners
pants: PANTIES pants: PANTY-LINERS pants: A GARDEN HOSE GOES UP MY ASS
pants
#green-garden-hose
#huffy-pants
#panties
#pants-solo
#woodring-room-background
3,528 6/30/2008 bull horn
pants: YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE BULLHORN MISTER spigot: T PANTS IT'S SPELLED BONER
pants
spigot
#boner
#bullhorn
#pants-spigot
#single-panel
3,529 7/1/2008 may i please top off
deuce: NOW FILL ME WITH DICK (UNLEADED) spigot: PLEASE MAY I TOP OFF (spigot): PRETEND I'M THE 54 TO WESTGATE AND YANK MY DONG AND SAY NEXT STOP
deuce
spigot
#deja-vu
#deuce-spigot
#vta
#whisper
#woodring-stairs-background
3,530 7/2/2008 not too particular
pants: PLEASE JERK SLOWER pants: OR FILM YOURSELF AND LET ME WATCH IT IN SLOW MOTION LATER pants: I'M NOT TOO PARTICULAR
pants
#jerking
#pants-solo
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-field-background
3,531 7/3/2008 not too well no
spigot: REMEMBER THAT TIME WE ALL WORKED AT JERKCITY pants: NOT TOO WELL NO
pants
spigot
#meta
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
3,532 7/4/2008 to my balls
deuce: JERKCITY ALARM spigot: PLEASE DEVOTE MORE OF A TIMESLICE TO MY BALLS spigot: THANKS
deuce
spigot
#alarm
#balls
#deuce-spigot
#meta
#nuts-of-spigot
#tdm
#timeslice
#woodring-field-background
3,533 7/5/2008 huggin' the bowl
spigot: WELL THIS IS ROMANTIC spigot: A LOAF OF DICK A JUG OF BALLS AND YOU pants: HUGGIN' THE BOWL (CBS THIS FALL)
pants
spigot
#balls
#cbs
#pants-spigot
#sweeps-week
#television
#woodring-field-background
3,534 7/6/2008 one for the money
spigot: WELL THAT'S ONE FOR THE MONEY spigot: TWO TO LICK DICK spigot: STOPPING THERE
spigot
#dicklicking
#elvis
#singing
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
3,535 7/7/2008 drowning
deuce: GROW GILLS MOTHERFUCKER
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drowning
#title-mismatch
#urinal-background
3,536 7/8/2008 from dong to dong
spigot: I'M TALKING ABOUT LOVING, MONOGAMOUS DICKLICKING INSTEAD OF JUST CAVALIERING FROM DONG TO DONG
spigot
#deja-vu
#dicklicking
#mousehole
#series
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
3,537 7/9/2008 from dong to dong
spigot: I'M TALKING ABOUT LOVING, MONOGAMOUS DICKLICKING INSTEAD OF JUST CAVALIERING FROM DONG TO DONG
spigot
#blur-effect
#deja-vu
#series
#spigot-solo
3,538 7/10/2008 from dong to dong
spigot: I'M TALKING ABOUT LOVING, MONOGAMOUS DICKLICKING INSTEAD OF JUST CAVALIERING FROM DONG TO DONG
spigot
#blur-effect
#deja-vu
#series
#spigot-solo
3,539 7/11/2008 from dong to dong
spigot: I'M TALKING ABOUT LOVING, MONOGAMOUS DICKLICKING INSTEAD OF JUST CAVALIERING FROM DONG TO DONG
spigot
#blur-effect
#deja-vu
#series
#spigot-solo
3,540 7/12/2008 from dong to dong
spigot: I'M TALKING ABOUT LOVING, MONOGAMOUS DICKLICKING INSTEAD OF JUST CAVALIERING FROM DONG TO DONG
spigot
#blur-effect
#deja-vu
#mousehole
#series
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
3,541 7/13/2008 undefined
spigot
#abstract
#blur-effect
#deja-vu
#no-dialog
#series
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#undefined
#woodring-room-background
3,542 7/14/2008 sewage can back up into your home
spigot: MY HAPPY OPEN MOUTH pants: SEWAGE CAN BACK UP INTO YOUR HOME : Microsoft Chat : /!\ The user deuce is not conne pants: SEWAGE CAN BACK UP INTO YOUR HOME pants: SEWAGE CA| : [ OK ] deuce: SEWAGE IS COOL
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#dj-rapekit
#happy-open-mouth
#microsoft-chat
#mountain-background
#mouth-of-pants
#not-connected
#repetition
#sewage
3,543 7/15/2008 one must thrust it somewhere
spigot: WHY ARE YOU THRUSTING YOUR CANE UNDER THE STALL WALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL-E dick: ONE MUST THRUST IT SOMEWHERE MUSTN'T ONE
dick
spigot
#dick-spigot
#thrusting
#wall-e
#woodring-field-background
3,544 7/16/2008 generous with my prick
spigot: DEFINE "SLIGHTLY OVERWEIGHT" LADY spigot: WHEN YOU SAY YOU'RE SEEKING A "GENEROUS" MAN DOES THAT MEAN I CAN BE GENEROUS WITH MY PRICK OR spigot: OKAY YOU MEAN MONEY
spigot
#dating
#fatness
#money
#prick
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
3,545 7/17/2008 truck required for transport
deuce: TRUCK REQUIRED FOR TRANSPORT pants: FEELIN' FISTY pants: TRAILS OFF pants: FALLS ASLEEP, DREAMS OF SMOOSHY POO
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#pants-sleeping
#poo
#woodring-field-background
3,546 7/18/2008 wish you were there
spigot: NOW MORE THAN EVER WE NEED BRUCE WILLIS deuce: SEND HIM IN OPPOSITE DENZEL WASHINGTON
deuce
spigot
#denzel-washington
#deuce-spigot
#mouse-cursor
#movies
#sfw
#woodring-den-background
3,547 7/19/2008 pudding and pokery
spigot: PUDDING AND POKERY deuce: WE WITCHES THREE WILL BHALBHLHB
deuce
spigot
#dad
#deuce-spigot
#macbeth
#pokery
#pudding
#sfw
#shakespeare
#urinal-background
3,548 7/20/2008 but in uppercase
deuce: ARE YOU E.E. CUMMINGS BUT IN UPPERCASE atandt: LET'S CHECK atandt: NOPE
atandt
deuce
#drunk-deuce
#e-e-cummings
#poetry
#uppercase
#urinal-background
3,549 7/21/2008 take it off
deuce: T SPIGOT HUH deuce: T SPIGOT HUHHHHHHHHH deuce: T SPIGOT HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH spigot: TAKE IT OFF
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#sfw
#urinal-background
3,550 7/22/2008 an important job interview
spigot: I SURE HOPE MY QUEERNESS GOES AWAY BEFORE TOMORROW spigot: I'VE GOT AN IMPORTANT JOB INTERVIEW spigot: AT THE BATH HOUSE
spigot
#bath-house
#gay
#job-interview
#mouse-cursor
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
3,551 7/23/2008 hold still
pants: OWWWWWWWW YOU ARE TWISTING MY ARM HARD OWWWWWWWWW pants: AHLUGHALG deuce: T PANTS HOLD STILL WHILE I AM LUBRICATING YOU: PPHTHTH PTPHT PHTHPTH PPHHPT
deuce
pants
#abuse
#deuce-pants
#gravy
#hold-still
#lube
#urinal-background
#was-re
3,552 7/24/2008 simple question
pants: ARE YOU MY CHILD PROCESS
pants
#pants-solo
#sfw
#single-panel
#unix
#woodring-room-background
3,553 7/25/2008 flapped around bonking into
spigot: AND THEN IT FLAPPED AROUND BONKING INTO ALL THE EXPENSIVE ANTIQUES AND SMOKED ALL THE DOPE AND LOGGED INTO JERKCITY spigot: JEAN-CHARLES, LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU
spigot
#despair-panel
#flappity-bats
#jean-charles
#marijuana
#meta
#mousehole
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#viscera
#woodring-room-background
3,554 7/26/2008 this frog
pants: GONNA MAKE LOVE TO A FROG pants: THIS FROG pants: WAIT COME BACK
pants
#come-back
#frog
#pants-solo
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
3,555 7/27/2008 words mean things
deuce: SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE atandt: YOUR WORDS HURT ME deuce: UP THE NUTS
atandt
deuce
#atandt-deuce
#atandt-deuce-disconnect
#deja-vu
#nuts
#pain
#up-the-nuts
#woodring-room-background
3,556 7/28/2008 on hold
pants: MOSTLY THE URINE pants: YES I KNOW IT'S AN AWFUL MESS pants: AGAIN, I'D HAVE TO SAY MOSTLY THE URINE
pants
#pants-solo
#urine
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-stairs-background
3,557 7/29/2008 the tyranny of three
deuce: CONSIDER BUTT pants: AS A REPLACEMENT FOR 3?!?!?! pants: ONE TWO BUTT FOUR ????!!?!/11 deuce: THE NUMERAL 3 HAS CONTROLLED US FOR LONG ENOUGH deuce: TODAY ITS REIGN OF TYRANNY ENDS
deuce
pants
#butt
#deuce-pants
#math
#three
#woodring-den-background
3,558 7/30/2008 soaked with piss
spigot: SOAKED WITH PISS IN JERKCITY pants: LEVEL ?? PANTS
pants
spigot
#pants-spigot
#piss
#soaked
#woodring-stairs-background
3,559 7/31/2008 guinea pig festival
pants: NOM NOM NOM deuce: UNF UNF UNF dick: THIS IS THE STRANGEST GUINEA PIG FESTIVAL I'VE EVER BEEN TO
deuce
pants
#deuce-dick-pants
#fun-with-wildlife
#guinea-pig
#uncredited-character
3,560 8/1/2008 ime to ^yself
deuce: FINALLY I HAVE TIME TO MYSELF AND NOBODY WILL INTERRUPT deuce: I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING TO SAY deuce: COCKS
deuce
#badly-pasted-title
#cocks
#deuce-solo
3,561 8/2/2008 a big man
pants: T DEUCE DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A BIG MAN WHEN YOU MAKE ME DRINK FROM THE TOILET pants: T DEUCE DOES IT deuce: T PANTS FRANKLY YES
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#huffy-pants
#toilet
#woodring-field-background
3,562 8/3/2008 water once but never again
spigot: T PANTS YOUR FROG IS SITTING ON ME AND WON'T GET UP AND KEEPS GOING TO THE BATHROOM pants: WATER ONCE pants: BUT pants: NEVER AGAIN
pants
spigot
#frog
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#spigot-shrug
#woodring-stairs-background
3,563 8/4/2008 his words not mine
spigot: T PANTS NOT JOKING THIS TIME, THE FROG ASKED ME TO PLEASE "CHUCK HIM AND THE TANK OVER THE FENCE INTO THE NEIGHBOR'S YARD" spigot: HIS WORDS NOT MINE
spigot
#bonequest-hi-fi
#frog
#over-the-fence
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
3,564 8/5/2008 ice cream cannot attack you
atandt: ICE CREAM CAN NOT ATTACK YOU atandt: IT'S NOT ALIVE atandt: AIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ROCKY ROAD
atandt
#bonequest-hi-fi
#ice-cream
#java
#mousehole
#programming
#rocky-road
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
3,565 8/6/2008 worm your way over here
pants: T DEUCE BE GAY WITH ME AND ME AND ME pants: T DEUCE HUNKER DOWN AND LET'S SUCK ALL THE DICKS PRESENT deuce: T PANTS HOW THE FUCK MANY OF YOU ARE THERE ANYWAY pants: T DEUCE WORM YOUR WAY OVER HERE AND LET'S LOOK FOR NEW RECRUITS
deuce
pants
#be-gay-with-me
#deuce-pants
#dicks
#dicksucking
#gay
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-room-background
#worming
3,566 8/7/2008 bug no. 43729
spigot: WHAT I NEED IS MORE WINE AND/OR ANOTHER GLASS OF IT spigot: [LONG PAUSE] spigot: T PANTS BUG NO. 43729 LAUGHTER SOMETIMES INAUDIBLE
pants
spigot
#alcohol
#bug-report
#failed-comedy
#m2a2m
#pants-spigot
#sfw
3,567 8/8/2008 swallowed up by black hole
pants: REALLY HOPING TO GO TO THE PISS FARM THIS WEEKEND deuce: FRUMP deuce: SWALLOWED UP BY THE BLACK HOLE
deuce
pants
#black-hole
#deja-vu
#deuce-pants
#farm
#myst
#piss
#science
#title-mismatch
#woodring-stairs-background
#world-of-warcraft
3,568 8/9/2008 gay ear infections
spigot: GRABBING THE BLUE BULB AND SQUEEZING MEDICINES UP AND AROUND deuce: T PANTS DUDE IS HE LIKE GAY pants: HUHHHHHHHH SWIMMER'S EAR (FRANTIC) :Microsoft Chat [X] : /!\ The user pants is not connected. : [ OK ]
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#health-and-hygiene
#jean-charles
#microsoft-chat
#mouse-cursor
#not-connected
#woodring-stairs-background
3,569 8/10/2008 so many points right now
spigot: IF POINTS WERE AWARDED FOR DICKLICKING I WOULD HAVE SO MANY POINTS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spigot: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#dicklicking
#so-many-points-one-bubble-cant-contain-them
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
3,570 8/11/2008 that thing (it is happening again)
uncredited green dinosaur: T DEUCE THAT THING uncredited green dinosaur: THAT THING IS HAPPENING AGAIN uncredited green dinosaur: T DEUCE I'M SERIOUS uncredited yellow dinosaur: LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS fucking faggots uncredited green dinosaur: IT IS HAPPENING AGAIN uncredited orange dinosaur: HGLHLAHLAG uncredited orange dinosaur: SHUT UP uncredited green dinosaur: NO I'M SERIOUS uncredited orange dinosaur: I'M TRYING TO JERK uncredited orange dinosaur: splork splut jizzy
deuce
pants
#dinosaur-comics
#dinosaurs
#jerking
#lowercase
#non-comic-chat-comic
#qwantz
#special-guest
3,571 8/12/2008 blast off
spigot: GUHHHHHHHHH deuce: MOON BASE PAINFUL
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#moon-base
#spigot-points
#urinal-background
3,572 8/13/2008 in which dick gets fired
deuce: QUACK dick: MOO deuce: T DICK YOU ARE FIRED
deuce
dick
#deuce-dick
#employment
#fired
#moo
#urinal-background
3,573 8/14/2008 online, internet e-transaction
dick: T DEUCE PLEASE ENTER YOUR ACCOUNT NUMBER FOLLOWED BY THE POUND SIGN deuce: GLHAGHLAGLHAG deuce: THIS IS AN ONLINE INTERNET SAVVY E-TRANSACTION !!! dick: T DEUCE POUND MORE PLZ
deuce
dick
#deuce-dick
#e-commerce
#internet
#plz
#urinal-background
3,574 8/15/2008 he likes it
pants: AHLGHUALGHLAG pants: YEAH pants: I LIKES IT pants: GRUNT DUH MOOO HUFF HUFF HUFF pants: TEABAG ALL GNOMES pants: MAKE A MAN OUT OF ME pants: GO ON
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#gnomes
#huffing
#teabag
#urinal-background
3,575 8/16/2008 disk drive this
dick: HORNY ROB! bung: HR6787.JPG dick: COMPUTER PEOPLE SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE ALTOGETHER dick: IT'S DISK DRIVE THIS AND ASSFUCK THAT deuce: ADMIRAL KRAGGGG
bung
deuce
dick
#admiral-krag
#bung-deuce-dick
#filename
#hornyrob
#woodring-field-background
3,576 8/17/2008 X
pants: NOW WE ARE TEN
everybody
#anniversary
#birthday-strip
#hey-its-rands
#high-res
#inebriated-crustacean
#jenv
#maynard
#renaissance-man
#sfw
#somber-deuce
#the-gangs-all-here
#uncensored
#uncredited-character
3,577 8/18/2008 deuce likes poo
deuce: HI I LIKE POO deuce: HEY LOOK AT MY BLACK TITS deuce: BLBAHLABLHBAHLBAH
deuce
#deuce-likes-black-chicks
#deuce-solo
#poo
#white-background
3,578 8/19/2008 mother fucker
deuce: HBLAHBLAHBLBHBALHAB deuce: MOTHERFUCKER deuce: FSDF
deuce
#deuce-solo
#white-background
3,579 8/20/2008 you know you want to
pants: SUCK THE DICK pants: YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO pants: PASS IT ON
pants
#pants-solo
#white-background
3,580 8/21/2008 the gang's all here
: The user pants is not connected. spigot: T PANTS SO YOU'LL BE LICKING DICK AND FUCKING RIGHT OFF PROBABLY spigot: T DEUCE I'M STICKING IT TO THE MAN pants: I SEE
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#dialog-box
#mouse-cursor
#not-connected
#white-background
3,581 8/22/2008 no i will not
spigot: HI deuce: NO I WILL NOT GIVE YOU HEAD
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#solicitation
#white-background
3,582 8/23/2008 beep boop boop
spigot: BEEP BOOP BOOP spigot: HELLO YES I ORDERED A ***PROSTITUTE*** NOT A ***POETESS*** spigot: YOU'RE FIRED
spigot
#beep-boop-boop-beep-beep-boop-beep
#fired
#prostitute
#spigot-solo
#telephone
#telephony
3,583 8/24/2008 packed with shit
deuce: I EAT A BURRITO AND INSTANTLY I FEEL A POO POKING deuce: CLEARLY MY ENTIRE ALIMENTARY CANAL IS PACKED WITH SHIT
deuce
#deuce-solo
#poo
#urinal-background
3,584 8/25/2008 shopping list
net: COKE net: BOTTLE net: CANDLE net: CARROT
net
#bottle
#candle
#carrot
#coca-cola
#low-res
#net-solo
#sfw
#white-background
3,585 8/26/2008 a great idea
spigot: I ACTUALLY THOUGHT OF A GREAT IDEA FOR A WEB GAME spigot: OKAY, IT TAKES A BRIEF EXPLANATION BUT IT GOES LIKE THIS spigot: UP YOURS FAGGOT deuce: STRANGELY ENOUGH I KNEW THAT WAS COMING
deuce
spigot
#bait-and-switch
#deuce-spigot
#gaming
#urinal-background
3,586 8/27/2008 clomping & stomping
spigot: CLOMPING AND STOMPING MY WAY INTO THE TOILET pants: MOM ALWAYS SAID, DON'T SUCK DICK IN THE HOUSE (GO OUTSIDE IN THE BUSHES IF YOU WANT TO DO THAT)
pants
spigot
#brady-bunch
#clomp
#cocksucking
#pants-spigot
#urinal-background
3,587 8/28/2008 dong patrol
: A message from CDC of the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services deuce: HURRRR deuce: GHLUAHGLUAG spigot: IS THERE SUCH OF A THING AS THE DONG PATROL BECAUSE IF NOT I WOULD LIKE AN ATTORNEY
deuce
spigot
#caption
#center-for-disease-control
#deuce-spigot
#dj-rapekit
#woodring-field-background
3,588 8/29/2008 fat gay film students
spigot: I THINK WE'RE ALL FAT GAY FILM STUDENTS HERE, LET'S ROLL spigot: ACTION spigot: URF OW HURMPH PUMPING IT INTO THE AIR
spigot
#fat
#fat-and-gay
#spigot-points
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
3,589 8/30/2008 of an
: His listeners have found a personal revelation in what he has to say deuce: I HAVE A HANGOVER I THINK I DRANK TOO MUCH spigot: I'M A HONEY OF AN O
deuce
spigot
#alcohol
#bonequest-hi-fi
#caption
#cereal
#cheerios
#deuce-spigot
#hangover
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
3,590 8/31/2008 no smoking
deuce: HEY EVERYBODY I STOPPED SMOKING spigot: T DEUCE NOBODY LIKES A QUITTER
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#quitting
#sfw
#smoking
#woodring-field-background
3,591 9/1/2008 swamp in my throat
spigot: SMILE PATROL spigot: RIGHT IN THE SACK!!!!!!!!! spigot: HURGURUG pants: I HAD A SWAMP IN MY THROAT
pants
spigot
#balls
#dj-rapekit
#mousehole
#pants-spigot
#woodring-room-background
3,592 9/2/2008 drowning in some thing
ozone: HURRRRRRR ozone: NNNGGGGGGGG ozone: BLUGULGULUGBLUB LUBGLUGBULBLGUB GLUBGLUBUL GBGBLB deuce: HE'S DROWNING IN SOMETHING I THINK
deuce
ozone
#deja-vu
#deuce-ozone
#drowning
#woodring-room-background
3,593 9/3/2008 the problem with poo
: For he has convinced thousands of men and women to disregard the shackles of mediocrity spigot: FOR GODS SAKE I NEED MY HEAD IN THE TOILET spigot: WHY CAN'T I KEEP MY POO IN MY BIG FAT BOTTOM WHERE IT BELONGS INSTEAD OF ALL OVER THE SIDEWALK spigot: A PLASTIC BAG OR A PILLOWCASE OR SOMETHING spigot: JUST ANYTHING TO KEEP THE POO FROM LEAKING OUT DURING A JOB INTERVIEW spigot: I REALLY LIKE WORKING WITH PEOPLE spigot: I HAVE A COLLEGE DEGREE spigot: NO THAT'S NOT POO
spigot
#caption
#college
#dj-rapekit
#employment
#interview
#job-application
#job-interview
#poo
#spigot-solo
#toilet
#typo
#woodring-room-background
3,594 9/4/2008 all been very
spigot: WELL THIS HAS ALL BEEN VERY INFORMATIVE
spigot
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
3,595 9/5/2008 christ (he is lord)
pants: CHRIST IS LORD pants: DON'T COPY THAT FLOPPY pants: SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO GET THE JAWS OF LIFE FROM THE TRUCK
pants
#christ
#dont-copy-that-floppy
#pants-solo
#sfw
#software-piracy
#urinal-background
3,596 9/6/2008 christ is lord
pants: THIS IS NOT A DRILL pants: STAND DOWN MEN pants: HALGHALHGLAG
pants
#huffy-pants
#jesus
#pants-solo
#woodring-field-background
3,597 9/7/2008 this is not a drill
pants: HURF BURF METAFILTER DISCUSSION pants: ANIMAL CROSSING IS MAKING ME GAY (SOMEHOW) pants: [REDACTED] EATEN, MINIFIGS IN MY [REDACTED]
pants
#animal-crossing
#metafilter
#pants-solo
#redacted-text
#woodring-den-background
3,598 9/8/2008 frail and birdlike
spigot: HURRRRRRRR A DESK FULL OF PILLS AND KLEENEX AND PEACH-SCENTED LOTION spigot: EVERYTHING MAKES ME SICK!!!! spigot: I'M EITHER FRAIL AND BIRDLIKE OR FAT IN A RAIDERS JACKET
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#lotion
#mouse-cursor
#raiders
#sfw
#spigot-solo
3,599 9/9/2008 stop hitting
deuce: MOTHERFUCK spigot: SHUT UP deuce: STOP HITTING spigot: COULD SOMEONE PLEASE UPLOAD ANAL69.JPG ONE MORE TIME deuce: HOLY CHRIST spigot: OOFEN DOPPER VAS JAVA KRASHEN - VILK HELPEN!!!!!
deuce
spigot
#anal
#deuce-spigot
#dutch
#filename
#java
#woodring-stairs-background
3,600 9/10/2008 really hoping
spigot: REALLY HOPING I AM NOT ASKED TO CONTRIBUTE spigot: IN ANY REGARD
spigot
#boners
#safety-pirate
#woodring-field-background
3,601 9/11/2008 self-inflicted
pants: LOOK WHAT I CAN DO (FALLS OFF KITCHEN COUNTER TRYING TO SUCK OWN DICK) deuce: AWESOME BLOSSOM
deuce
pants
#autofellatio
#deuce-pants
#physical-comedy
#weather
#woodring-stairs-background
3,602 9/12/2008 okay people: head
spigot: TRYING TO OVERLOAD += HERE deuce: OKAY PEOPLE: HEAD spigot: SO MOUTH += STRINGPTR(BALLS) SHOULD WORK BUT I NEED MORE MEMORY spigot: ALSO NEED MORE FOODS WITH EXCLAMATION POINTS deuce: SOMEONE SIGHUPPED MY MOUTH
deuce
spigot
#balls
#c
#deuce-spigot
#programming
#unix
#woodring-stairs-background
3,603 9/13/2008 i am your clock radio
deuce: T PANTS HONK pants: HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK spigot: FREQUENT PAINFUL URINATION pants: FUCKING WAKE UP I AM ON TOP OF YOU pants: I AM YOUR CLOCK RADIO
deuce
pants
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#deuce-pants-spigot
#honk
#piss
#woodring-stairs-background
3,604 9/14/2008 with an actual glass
: He's not drunk, he's Spigot the Bear! New episodes start this fall. spigot: WHEN YOU SAID OUT FOR A DRINK I THOUGHT YOU MEANT LIKE WITH AN ACTUAL GLASS spigot: PLUH PTTH BUH TAKE ME HOME
spigot
#bonequest-hd
#caption
#spigot-solo
#spigot-the-bear
3,605 9/15/2008 dick, prick
spigot: HUFFING, PUFFING pants: I GUESS WE SHOULD HAVE JACKED HIM OFF HUH spigot: COME BACK AND LICK DICK WITH ME spigot: I MEAN PRICK WITH ME
pants
spigot
#dicklicking
#huffing
#pants-spigot
#pricks
#woodring-stairs-background
3,606 9/16/2008 also jerking now
atandt: KILL -9 ATANDT spigot: NEED A BIG HORSE DONG HOSING ME AWAY TO THE LAND OF COCAINE AND HOOKERS deuce: HUHHHHHHHHHHH deuce: ZZZZZZZUH
atandt
deuce
spigot
#cocaine
#dong
#unix
#woodring-stairs-background
3,607 9/17/2008 keep trying
dick: HEY WOW WHERE DID ALL THIS PORN COME FROM deuce: HLAGHLAGH dick: T DEUCE WERE YOU MAYBE TRYING TO SAY HALLELUJAH BUT THEN GOT A DICK STUCK IN YOUR THROAT ????? deuce: HGALHGHAGH dick: KEEP TRYING deuce: GURGLE
deuce
dick
#deuce-dick
#dick
#encouragement
#hallelujah
#nuggh
#porn
#woodring-stairs-background
3,608 9/18/2008 for free
atandt: LOWERCASE MEANS I'LL SUCK FOR FREE deuce: EXCELLENT pants: CHECK IT OUT A WHOLE EXTRA PANEL pants: WE SHOULD RENT IT OUT TO A CHURCH GROUP
atandt
deuce
pants
#atandt-deuce-pants
#cocksucking
#lowercase
#meta
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-stairs-background
3,609 9/19/2008 ding ding ding ding click
pants: DING DING DING DING CLICK pants: CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK pants: T DEUCE MY BELL BROKE
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#photo-background
3,610 9/20/2008 too generic
: From fattest to gayest: Deuce, Atandt, Spigot, Pants (not shown) atandt: BLEAT deuce: THAT'S TOO GENERIC AN ANIMAL SOUND spigot: GIVE ME BACK MY HUSTLERS
atandt
deuce
spigot
#atandt-deuce-spigot
#caption
#hustler
#spigot-shrug
3,611 9/21/2008 you had to be there
atandt: SO THIS PRIVATE DICK SAYS TO ME atandt: HOW COME ALL AND I SAYS atandt: THE MARVELS OF GENETIC ENGINEERING AND THEN HE SAYS atandt: I FORGET ANYWAY YOU HAD TO BE THERE (atandt): I AM LOGGING OUT NOW
atandt
#atandt-solo
#fighting-irish-pose
#logging-out
#private-dick
#unix
#whisper
#woodring-field-background
3,612 9/22/2008 friendly fire
: Below: Pants from Jerkcity, a cornfed American beauty pants: IT IS HAPPENING AGAIN pants: HUHHHHHHHHHHHH pants: NO IT'S REALLY NOT (pants): SO DIZZY .(pants): SO TIRED pants: NUGGGGGGGGGGGGH pants: FIGHT FAIR YOU BIG FAT DIRTY BONG YOU (KISSING NOISES)
pants
#bong
#caption
#corn
#dizzy
#drugs
#huffy-pants
#marijuana
#nambla
#nuggh
#pants-solo
#smoking
#thought
#tired
#weird-pants-face
#whisper
#woodring-field-background
3,613 9/23/2008 returning to base state
deuce: HLFHLGHLGHLGGHLGLHGHL RETURNING TO BASE STATE LHGLGHGHGHLGLGHL HEAD
deuce
#base-state
#head
#urinal-background
3,614 9/24/2008 all the way deep
pants: I DIG JIZZ PEOPLE pants: T DEUCE ALL THE WAY DEEP BABY deuce: T PANTS HOW DEEP deuce: OKAY YOU NEED TO SIMMER DOWN pants: I DO NOT THINK SO ABLAHLABAL GAABLHABLA
deuce
pants
#deuce-eating-mouse-cursor
#deuce-pants
#gay-underwear-sex
#jizz
#mouse-cursor
#photo-background
3,615 9/25/2008 tasty
: pants, left, and deuce, right, taken in happier times deuce: WHO WANTS TO EAT TASTY PRICK pants: MMM deuce: IN THAT IT IS TASTY (TASTY) pants: DELICIOUS COCK deuce: I SAID PRICK SIR DON'T BE GAUCHE deuce: TASTY
deuce
pants
#caption
#deuce-pants
#pricks
#woodring-stairs-background
3,616 9/26/2008 shipping and fondling
spigot; SEND ME $200 spigot: PLUS SHIPPING AND FONDLING spigot: PERHAPS GROPING BUT THAT IS AN OPTIONAL EXPENSE
spigot
#fondling
#groping
#spigot-solo
3,617 9/27/2008 held underwater
deuce: I AM BEING HELD UNDERWATER OOOOOO pants: I WILL SAVE YOU deuce: ........... deuce: DROWNED
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drowning
#sfw
#underwater
3,618 9/28/2008 more immediately useful to me
pants: I'M A JIZZMOP pants: USE ME FOR MY INTENDED FUNCTION deuce: I WOULD PREFER A PISSMOP RIGHT NOW deuce: A PISSMOP WOULD BE MORE IMMEDIATELY USEFUL TO ME pants: MAGICALLY I TRANSFORM MYSELF INTO WHATEVER IT IS THAT MAKES YOU MOST HAPPY
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#huffy-pants
#jizz
#jizzmop
#magic
#mop
#mop-pissing
#piss
#pissmop
#woodring-field-background
3,619 9/29/2008 i like you
deuce: I'M FAT pants: I LIKE YOU deuce: EXCELLENT deuce: LET'S MAKE BABIES
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#fat
#woodring-room-background
3,620 9/30/2008 on making babies
: According to legend, alcohol was the principal factor contributing to Gay City's next upheaval. pants: SMALL PILES OF SHIT ON A BAKING TRAY, PUT IN OVEN deuce: PRETTY SURE THAT'S HOW THE WHOLE PROCESS WORKS ANYWAY deuce: IF YOU LIKE BURNT SHIT ON YOUR HANDS I GUESS pants: BUM ME OUT
deuce
pants
#alcohol
#caption
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#gay
#gay-city
#shit
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-room-background
3,621 10/1/2008 the wheels of cars
spigot: TIRES ARE THE WHEELS OF CARS spigot: HOOKERS ARE "PROSTITUTES" OR CALL GIRLS (ESCORTS) pants: ARE YOU MY FAVE 90210 HOTTIE spigot: FOUR HUGE BUTTERY BAGELS
pants
spigot
#bagels
#beverly-hills-90210
#mountain-background
#pants-spigot
#prostitute
3,622 10/2/2008 syria planum
pants: YOU ARE ON MARS deuce: BREAKER BREAKER ONE NINE pants: AND I'M ON THE MOON deuce: SYRIA PLANUM TO CLAVIUS BASE COME BACK pants: AND WE HAVE A DELAY deuce: SEVENTY THREES TO YOU
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#ham-radio
#mars
#moon
#mousehole
#radio
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
3,623 10/3/2008 ten times a day
spigot: PLEASE BEAT ME OFF TEN TIMES A DAY spigot: HOOOOOOOOOOO HURRRRR spigot: THAT'S ABOUT IT
spigot
#spigot-solo
#spigot-the-bear
3,624 10/4/2008 i'm going down
dick: THERE MUST BE BIGGER FAGS THAN ME SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD, BUT I CAN'T IMAGINE WHERE dick: MAYDAY MAYDAY dick: I'M GOING DOWN
dick
#dick-solo
#fags
#mayday
#woodring-stairs-background
3,625 10/5/2008 my bike was stolen
spigot: MY BIKE WAS STOLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! deuce: T SPIGOT BEAT UP A WOMAN IN RETRIBUTION
deuce
spigot
#bicycle
#deuce-spigot
#retribution
#revenge
#theft
#title-mismatch
#woodring-stairs-background
3,626 10/6/2008 sunday brunch
spigot: THESE TWILIGHT HOURS ALONE IN THE STALL GIVE ME TIME TO REFLECT ON IF I REALLY WANT TO DO THIS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE spigot: ALSO I CAN MAKE ECHOES spigot: NOTHING'S BUSIER THAN SUNDAY BRUNCH
spigot
#bonequest-hi-fi
#spigot-solo
#stall
#sunday
#woodring-stairs-background
3,627 10/7/2008 when you need it to
deuce: WHY DOESN'T THE GAY ALARM WORK WHEN YOU NEED IT TO spigot: BEEP
deuce
spigot
#alarm
#bonequest-hd
#deuce-spigot
#gay
#urinal-background
3,628 10/8/2008 rainbow
spigot: T DEUCE WILL THERE EVER BE A RAINBOW?????????? *BEEP* spigot: EXPLAIN THE JIZZ ALL OVER MY FACE spigot: THERE'S NO RIGHT OR WRONG ANSWER
deuce
spigot
#bonequest-hi-fi
#deja-vu
#deuce-spigot
#jizz
#rainbow
#urinal-background
3,629 10/9/2008 public service announcement
deuce: IT TAKES TWO TO SUCK DICK deuce: ONE TO FORCE THE OTHER AND THE OTHER TO CALL THE COPS deuce: NOTE: SOME PEOPLE REFER TO IT AS "SUCKING COCK"
deuce
#announcement
#deuce-solo
3,630 10/10/2008 free hans reiser
deuce: T SPIGOT ARE YOU JULIA CHANEL OR NO spigot: T DEUCE PLEASE RESTART YOUR MACINTOSH
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#macintosh
#porn
#woodring-field-background
3,631 10/11/2008 trying again
pants: CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK pants: STUPID BELL pants: CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK
pants
#bell
#bonequest-hi-fi
#pants-solo
#repetition
#sfw
#woodring-den-background
3,632 10/12/2008 pantload
deuce: SOMEONE DIDN'T LOG OUT THIS MORNING spigot: PANTLOAD
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
3,633 10/13/2008 choking me
spigot: HOW CAN I MAKE MY FONT 80 COLS pants: BEEP deuce: BHLALHABHLBHLABHLBA spigot: CHOKING ME
deuce
pants
spigot
#deuce-pants-spigot
#prince
#programming
3,634 10/14/2008 you'll be fired
spigot: OKAY IF YOU DON'T SUCK MY WANG IN THE TOILET I'M JUST GOING TO SAY YOU RAPED ME spigot: AND YES YOU'LL BE FIRED
spigot
#blackmail
#fired
#rape
#spigot-points
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
3,635 10/15/2008 drilling sound
deuce: CHECK OUT MY RECIPROCATING PRICK pants: OW OW YOU'RE USING IT WRONG deuce: DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT FROM THIS END pants: OW OW deuce: HORRIBLE DRILLING SOUND CONTINUES deuce: DUM DEE DUM deuce: DRILLING SOUND GROWS LOUDER
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#physical-comedy
#reciprocating-prick
#woodring-stairs-background
3,636 10/16/2008 the cocks that got away
pants
#abstract
#no-dialog
3,637 10/17/2008 yet another
pants: ANOTHER EASY JERKCITY EXPERIENCE
pants
#bonequest-hd
#pants-solo
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
3,638 10/18/2008 writing a short novel
spigot: WRITING A SHORT NOVEL ABOUT HOW I COLLECT PORN: WHAT GETS SAVED, WHAT GETS THROWN AWAY, WHAT WORKS BEST FOR ME
spigot
#porn
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
3,639 10/19/2008 friends like that
spigot: WITH FRIENDS LIKE THAT!!!!!!!! CUT MY DICK OFF
spigot
#amputation
#cut-my-dick-off
#friends
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
3,640 10/20/2008 okay shut up shut up shut up shut up
pants: NOBODY CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM pants: OKAY SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
pants
#duh
#pants-solo
#screaming
#sfw
#shut-up
#woodring-field-background
3,641 10/21/2008 similarly
spigot: SIMILARLY I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
spigot
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
3,642 10/22/2008 due to lack of
pants: BEATOFF CONTEST CANCELLED DUE TO LACK OF JARS WITH SCREW-ON
pants
#announcement
#beat-off-contest
#beating-off
#pants-solo
#woodring-field-background
3,643 10/23/2008 pow blam spark
dick: T DEUCE SHOW YOUR TITS deuce: POW BLAM SPARK
deuce
dick
#deuce-dick
#infinity
#mousehole
#tits
#woodring-room-background
3,644 10/24/2008 ghost in the machine
atandt: FUCKING SERIOUS spigot: MY STUPID LITTLE SUIT WHAT WAS I THINKING atandt: THERE IS A GHOST IN MY MAC spigot: THAT'S THE DESKTOP
atandt
spigot
#apple
#ghost
#macintosh
#woodring-stairs-background
3,645 10/25/2008 is it true
net: T DEUCE IS IT TRUE THAT YOU ONLY HURT THE ONES YOU LOVE deuce: T NET NO IT IS NOT deuce: T NET BUT THEY GET EXTRA ATTENTION
deuce
net
#deuce-net
#hurt
#sfw
3,646 10/26/2008 let's hear it for dick
deuce: LET'S HEAR IT FOR DICK atandt: DICK DICK DICK DICK DOCK DICK atandt: I PUT THAT "DOCK" IN THERE TO THROW YOU OFF deuce: STRANGE deuce: I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE SINCE I WAS TOO BUSY CONCENTRATING ON THE DICK
atandt
deuce
#atandt-deuce
#dicks
#woodring-stairs-background
3,647 10/27/2008 will there ever
spigot: SERIOUSLY: WILL THERE EVER BE A RAINBOW deuce: T SPIGOT UNKNOWN AT PRESENT
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#rainbow
#sfw
#urinal-background
3,648 10/28/2008 briefly toying
atandt: BRIEFLY TOYING WITH THE IDEA OF HOMOSEXUALITY atandt: OKAY FULLY EMBRACING IT NOW pants: OTIS, NO, THAT'S YOUR SISTER
atandt
pants
#atandt-pants
#gay
#henry-portrait-of-a-serial-killer
#weird-pants-face
#woodring-stairs-background
3,649 10/29/2008 standing on a chair
deuce: TIME TO CHANGE THE JERKSHIRT spigot: MCNUGGETS ETC spigot: DOES STANDING ON A CHAIR AND JERKING ON MY OWN FACE MAKE ME GAY deuce: NO IT'S ONLY IF I'M IN YOU AT THE SAME TIME spigot: IN THE ROOM WITH ME? NOT UNDERSTUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OKAY THEN
deuce
spigot
#deja-vu
#deuce-spigot
#gay-theory
#mcdonalds
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
3,650 10/30/2008 monster poo (bonus track)
deuce: NOW THAT WAS A MONSTER POO
deuce
#deuce-solo
#mouse-cursor
#poo
#twitter
#urinal-background
#url
3,651 10/31/2008 halloween special
spigot: NO CANDY AT THIS RESIDENCE deuce: RACKS SHOTGUN
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#gun
#halloween
#woodring-field-background
3,652 11/1/2008 a lot to contribute
spigot: IS ANYONE HERE TALKING ABOUT PRICKS?????? pants: NO spigot: I HAVE A LOT TO CONTRIBUTE
pants
spigot
#pants-spigot
#pricks
#sucking
#woodring-room-background
3,653 11/2/2008 it feels so good
spigot: CHUTES AND LADDERS AND BONERS spigot: HUHHHH HUHHHH IT FEELS SO GOOD JUST TO BE UNFUNNY spigot: I CAN'T TAKE THE PRESSURE
spigot
#boner
#game
#spigot-solo
#unfunny
#woodring-stairs-background
3,654 11/3/2008 make a pass
deuce: NOBODY MAKE A PASS AT ME net: HUNGRY OVER HERE
deuce
net
#deuce-net
#sfw
#twitter
#woodring-stairs-background
3,655 11/4/2008 in a well-hung manner
deuce: IT'S A GAY GAY WORLD deuce: I'M TIRED DADDY pants: LET US ROLL AROUND ON THE GAY GAY CARPET deuce: I CAN DO THAT pants: BE GAY WITH ME IN A WELL-HUNG MANNER
deuce
pants
#be-gay-with-me
#carpet
#daddy
#deuce-pants
#gay
#woodring-stairs-background
3,656 11/5/2008 you make new ones
deuce: YOU FUCKERS DON'T CARE ABOUT ME AT ALL DO YOU deuce: YOU JUST USE ME FOR MY SEVEN ORIFICES deuce: AND SOMETIMES YOU MAKE NEW ONES
deuce
#deuce-solo
#fucking
#orifice
#rape
3,657 11/6/2008 you are hurting me
pants: KINDA FAGGY pants: ... pants: OH WHO AM I TRYING TO KID pants: TOTALLY FAGGY pants: 100% OF 100% FAGGY pants: OW OW LL COOL J STOP YOU ARE HURTING ME pants: ACOUSTIC KITTY (MID-1960S) pants: I'M AN OIL MAN
pants
#huffy-pants
#kitty
#ll-cool-j
#pants-solo
#there-will-be-blood
#woodring-field-background
3,658 11/7/2008 after the jump
spigot: LEARN HOW TO MAKE A STEAMPUNK BUTTPLUG (AFTER THE JUMP)
spigot
#instructable
#spigot-solo
#steampunk
#woodring-field-background
3,659 11/8/2008 blimp alert
pants: BLIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pants: MORE OF A ZEPPELIN REALLY pants: EVEN SO... pants: EITHER WAY: pants: BLIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pants
#huffy-pants
#lighter-than-air-vehicles
#pants-solo
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
3,660 11/9/2008 your words hurt me
atandt: DEAR SIR, deuce: SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE atandt: YOUR WORDS HURT ME deuce: UP THE NUTS
atandt
deuce
#atandt-deuce
#atandt-deuce-disconnect
#deja-vu
#deuce-eating-mouse-cursor
#mouse-cursor
#nuts
#up-the-nuts
#urinal-background
3,661 11/10/2008 and what a poo
spigot: FAGGED OUT deuce: AND WHAT A POO IT WAS
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#poo
#single-panel
#woodring-stairs-background
3,662 11/11/2008 rotting shit in pots
deuce: AS PER OUR PREVIOUS DISCUSSION WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP PUTTING ROTTING SHIT IN POTS AND BURYING THEM IN MY YARD THANKS spigot: FEX-EX??
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#fex-ex
#woodring-field-background
3,663 11/12/2008 up for that
pants: THERE HE GOES spigot: LET'S ALL BE GAY pants: I'M UP FOR THAT spigot: SUPER
pants
spigot
#angry-panel
#gay
#pants-spigot
#urinal-background
3,664 11/13/2008 sit back
spigot: RELATIVELY CERTAIN I HAVE NOTHING TO CONTRIBUTE deuce: WELL THEN SIT BACK !!!!!!!!!! AND GLABGLBAHLHBLGAH GBLBAGHLHBGALH GHGABLHAGLBH HELP HALBGBLH GABLGAHBLG HBLHG
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#drowning
#nothing-to-say
3,665 11/14/2008 so depressed for five minutes
deuce: JERK COMPLETE spigot: NO WONDER I WAS SO DEPRESSED FOR FIVE MINUTES
deuce
spigot
#depression
#deuce-spigot
#dong
#drunk-deuce
#filler-panel
#somber-deuce
#woodring-field-background
3,666 11/15/2008 the anger and hate
spigot: EXHALING TO LET OUT THE ANGER AND HATE spigot: BLUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH spigot: INHALING TO MAKE ROOM FOR BONERS spigot: HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
spigot
#anger
#boner
#breathing-exercises
#hate
#spigot-solo
#woodring-stairs-background
3,667 11/16/2008 house of mirrors
deuce: HALP I'M SURROUNDED BY FAGGOTS
deuce
#bonequest-hd
#halp
#mousehole
#woodring-room-background
3,668 11/17/2008 junk pokes out
pants: WEAR THIS BIKINI TOO pants: REALLY SMOOSH/STUFF YOUR JUNK UNDER THERE deuce: WHAT IF IT POKES OUT pants: WE BOTH KNOW IT WILL
deuce
pants
#bikini
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#white-background
3,669 11/18/2008 lean in to inspect the document
pants: OH COME ON pants: IT SAYS SO RIGHT HERE pants: AND AS YOU LEAN IN TO INSPECT THE DOCUMENT, I GRATIFY MYSELF ALL OVER YOU
pants
#gravy
#pants-solo
#woodring-room-background
3,670 11/19/2008 life is funny
dick: LIFE IS FUNNY deuce: GHLAGHLAGHLAG
deuce
dick
#deuce-dick
#life
#mouse-cursor
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
3,671 11/20/2008 life is like a boxcar
spigot: LIFE IS LIKE A BOXCAR FALLING ON PEOPLE, SMOOSHING THEM
spigot
#life
#mousehole
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#woodring-room-background
3,672 11/21/2008 only one
pants: THERE'S ONLY ONE CRAIGSLIST GIRL AND SHE'S VERY VERY TIRED
pants
#black-background
#craigslist
#pants-solo
#prostitute
#very-very-tired
3,673 11/22/2008 beautiful haiku
pants: DO ALL DOCTORS HAVE PRESCRIPTION PADS pants: WHAT ABOUT FRIENDS WHO WE THINK ARE DOCTORS pants: WILL SAFEWAY GIVE ME PILLS pants: A BEAUTIFUL HAIKU
pants
#haiku
#pants-solo
#pills
#safeway
#sfw
#woodring-room-background
3,674 11/23/2008 holy nuts
pants: JERKING THE ROPES deuce: CONCUR spigot: THAT RHYMES spigot: NO IT DOESN'T
deuce
pants
spigot
#balls
#spigot-points
#woodring-room-background
3,675 11/24/2008 face shot
spigot: JAPANESE AND CHINESE DICKS spigot: LIVING IN HARMONY spigot: I'M READY FOR MY FACE SHOT NOW PLEASE
spigot
#cocksucking
#dicklicking
#dicks
#facial
#racial-harmony
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
3,676 11/25/2008 bit rot
pants: SUFFERING FROM BIT ROT pants: SO TEN MINUTES AGO pants: THAT'LL TEACH US
pants
#pants-solo
#sfw
#title-mismatch
#woodring-field-background
3,677 11/26/2008 farm-like
deuce: SUCK MY PRICK deuce: PLEASE pants: FARM-LIKE deuce: IT'S THE "PLEASE" THAT MAKES IT ART
deuce
pants
#black-background
#deuce-pants
#poetry
#prick
3,678 11/27/2008 so hot
pants: AM TOLD THE NUN-RAPING SCENE WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE AROUSING pants: WHY DID THEY MAKE IT SO HOT THEN
pants
#bad-lieutenant
#pants-solo
#rape
#woodring-field-background
3,679 11/28/2008 tis a boner
pants: TIS A BONER dick: AND HOW!
dick
pants
#and-how
#boner
#dick-pants
3,680 11/29/2008 put me in the crisping sleeve
deuce: PUT ME IN THE CRISPING SLEEVE AND THEN JUST GO TO TOWN ON ME
deuce
#blue-background
#crisping-sleeve
#deuce-solo
#hot-pocket
#sfw
3,681 11/30/2008 awesome disease
deuce: I HAVE AWESOME DISEASE pants: THIS DOGSHIT WILL CURE YOU
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#dogshit
#pants-loves-you
#woodring-field-background
3,682 12/1/2008 not poop
deuce: I BEAT OFF TO THE SMELL OF POOP deuce: I MEAN HOT CHICKS deuce: HOT CHICKS deuce: NOT POOP
deuce
#beating-off
#cocks
#deuce-solo
#deuces-shits
#drunk-deuce
#poo
#white-background
3,683 12/2/2008 god's name
pants: HEAVENLY PEACE deuce: RAPE IN GOD'S NAME
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#rape
#religion
#single-panel
#woodring-field-background
3,684 12/3/2008 non stop
deuce: RRRRRRR NONSTOP DIARRHEA
deuce
#black-background
#deuce-solo
#deuces-shits
#diarrhea
3,685 12/4/2008 rape room
pants: THIS IS THE LAUNDRY ROOM AND THIS IS THE DEN pants: AND THIS IS THE RAPE ROOM pants: CLICK HERE TO GET THE PLUG-IN
pants
#pants-solo
#rape
#urinal-background
#you-know-what-to-do
3,686 12/5/2008 my dead boner (a mystery)
deuce: MY DEAD BONER (A MYSTERY) deuce: SPOILERS: YOU KILLED IT pants: BUT HOW SAID THE TOPLESS DUDE
deuce
pants
#blue-background
#boner
#bored-pants
#deuce-pants
#mystery
#shirtless
#spoilers
3,687 12/6/2008 way overdue
spigot: YOU'RE WAY OVERDUE FOR A SPURT
spigot
#black-background
#spigot-solo
#spurt
3,688 12/7/2008 now you tell him
deuce: DON'T TRIP AND CHOKE YOUR OWN COCK DOWN pants: NOW YOU TELL ME
deuce
pants
#cocks
#deuce-pants
#white-background
3,689 12/8/2008 spigot in the morning
spigot: SPIGOT IN THE MORNING!!! spigot: SPIGOT IN THE EVENING!!!! spigot: SPIGOT ON THE INTERNET?!?!?!
spigot
#bagel-bites
#black-background
#jingle
#sfw
#singing
#spigot-solo
3,690 12/9/2008 people that i meet
pants: MOST PEOPLE THAT I MEET pants: I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH pants: THEN SLIT THEIR THROATS pants: AND SORT OF JERK OFF IN THEM pants: JUST TO JERK OFF LOTS AND GO NUTSO spigot: LITTLE HELP
pants
spigot
#mountain-background
#pants-spigot
#sex
#violence
3,691 12/10/2008 shut up
pants: SHUT UP!!!!!!! pants: UHH WHAT I MEANT TO SAY WAS pants: NO THAT'S RIGHT: SHUT UP
pants
#mountain-background
#pants-solo
#sfw
3,692 12/11/2008 let him try now
dick: COOL LET ME TRY NOW dick: FUCK dick: LET ME TRY AGAIN
dick
#black-background
#dick-solo
#grabassery
3,693 12/12/2008 page 1 of 1
pants: EXPLANATION OF BENEFITS pants: THIS IS NOT A BILL pants: PLEASE RETAIN FOR FUTURE REFERENCE pants: OR WRITE TO THE ADDRESS SHOWN BELOW : production@jerkcity.com
pants
#caption
#email
#filler-panel
#insurance
#mountain-background
#pants-solo
#sfw
3,694 12/13/2008 not hung up
deuce: CLICK BOOOOOOOOO deuce: ME HANGING UP THE PHONE spigot: DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO spigot: IT'S NOT HUNG UP
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#phone
#sfw
#telephone
#telephony
#woodring-den-background
3,695 12/14/2008 may i please be excused
spigot: FOLKS IF THERE'S NOTHING TO DO AT WORK MAY I PLEASE BE EXCUSED
spigot
#folks
#sfw
#single-panel
#spigot-solo
#woodring-field-background
3,696 12/15/2008 single dong theory
pants: SINGLE DONG THEORY deuce: EXCELLENT
deuce
pants
#deuce-eating-mouse-cursor
#deuce-pants
#dongs
#mouse-cursor
#one-electron-theory
#physics
#plant
#woodring-field-background
3,697 12/16/2008 stringers of saliva all over my dick
spigot: HOW DO I DESCRIBE WHAT PORN STARS DO WHERE THEY DROOL STRINGERS OF SALIVA ALL OVER MY DICK spigot: SPIT spigot: SPITTLE deuce: I BELIEVE IT'S CALLED BEING A WOMAN
deuce
spigot
#deuce-spigot
#porn
3,698 12/17/2008 mean the difference
spigot: IF SOMEONE COULD COME OVER FOR JUST THREE MINUTES AND LICK DICK WITH ME spigot: IT WOULD MEAN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME GOING HOME AND ME BEATING OFF AND THEN GOING HOME spigot: WHO spigot: WHAT bung: MADE YOU LOOK spigot: FOOLED AGAIN
bung
spigot
#beating-off
#bung-spigot
#dicklicking
#woodring-den-background
3,699 12/18/2008 all a dream
SPIGOT: WHAT WHO PANTS: IT WAS ALL A DREAM SPIGOT: T PANTS I WAS HERE ALL NIGHT
pants
spigot
#dream
#nutsack
#pants-spigot
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
3,700 12/19/2008 backside cache
deuce: A BACKWHAT spigot: AGAIN: I DON'T THINK THIS IS A BACKSIDE CACHE
deuce
spigot
#backside-cache
#deuce-spigot
#sfw
#woodring-field-background
3,701 12/20/2008 chocolate and bathing suits
spigot: I SNACK AFTER 3PM spigot: CHOCOLATE AND BATHING SUITS AND GETTING GROPED
spigot
#null
#snacks
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background
3,702 12/21/2008 your face and head
spigot: BONER (NOUN): WHAT POKES INTO YOUR FACE AND HEAD spigot: THAT REMINDS ME OF THE TIME I SMOOSHED MY OWN POO ALL OVER A PROSTITUTE deuce: AM I THAT PROSTITUTE
deuce
spigot
#boner
#deuce-spigot
#mousehole
#poo
#prostitute
#vocabulary
#woodring-room-background
3,703 12/22/2008 these dicks and pricks
spigot: THESE DICKS AND PRICKS ARE TURNING ME INTO SOMEONE I JUST DON'T LIKE VERY MUCH pants: I CAN LIVE WITH THAT
pants
spigot
#dicks
#mouse-cursor
#pants-spigot
#pricks
#woodring-stairs-background
3,704 12/23/2008 funny while i've been gone
deuce: I HOPE YOU PEOPLE HAVEN'T BEEN FUNNY WHILE I'VE BEEN GONE pants: SIR NO SIR pants: WE'VE BEEN PRETTY DROLL pants: CURRENT EVENTS, WORLD AFFAIRS, THAT SORT OF THING
deuce
pants
#comedy
#deuce-pants
#drunk-deuce
#sfw
#woodring-stairs-background
3,705 12/24/2008 box of coat hangers
pants: WOW A BOX OF COAT HANGERS spigot: T PANTS SERIOUSLY CONCERNED ABOUT CLONING HUMANS BECAUSE I'D LIKE TO BE GAY WITH MYSELF AND THEN THROW MYSELF AWAY IN DISGUST pants: THIS IS A HAPPY BIRTHDAY spigot: T PANTS GET OUT OF MY CLOSET
pants
spigot
#be-gay-with-me
#birthday
#cloning
#coat-hangers
#concerned
#pants-spigot
#serious-concerns
#woodring-room-background
3,706 12/25/2008 eat your bug
pants: I ATE YOUR BOUQUET pants: I DRANK YOUR DISHWATER pants: BUT I'LL BE DARNED IF I'LL EAT YOUR BUG
pants
#bouquet
#bug
#christmas
#harry-s-truman
#pants-solo
3,707 12/26/2008 i have a little shadow
deuce: ME AND MY GAYNESS deuce: STROLLING ON THE AVENNGHGLFAH GLDFBHU GHLGHLUHAL HSFHSF deuce: IT'S LIKE A SHADOW YOU SEE
deuce
#deuce-solo
#drunk-deuce
#gay
#mousehole
#piss
#singing
#woodring-field-background
3,708 12/27/2008 need hits
atandt: MARRY ME spigot: ALSO PLEASE VISIT JERKCITY (NEED HITS)
atandt
spigot
#atandt-spigot
#engagement-metrics
#green-background
#marriage
#sfw
3,709 12/28/2008 my nuts
net: HAS ANYONE SEEN MY NUTS spigot: NOT UP CLOSE
net
spigot
#net-spigot
#nuts
#woodring-stairs-background
3,710 12/29/2008 in theory
pants: THE MORE WE PLAY TOGETHER THE HAPPIER WE GET deuce: IN THEORY deuce: **IN THEORY** I AM NOT A FAGGOT pants: SNACK CAKES
deuce
pants
#deuce-pants
#faggot
#snack-cakes
#snacks
#theory
#woodring-field-background
3,711 12/30/2008 both hands
spigot: T ATANDT I SAW YOU AT THE DISCO atandt: I GUESS THE NEW YEAR MEANS I CAN START TYPING WITH BOTH HANDS
atandt
spigot
#angry-panel
#dicks
#disco
#nom
#woodring-stairs-background
3,712 12/31/2008 fancy restaurant
spigot: HOMPTH HORMPH I'M IN A FANCY RESTAURANT
spigot
#eating
#physical-comedy
#sfw
#spigot-solo
#urinal-background

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